supermegashow - EP 58 - Full Metal Malcolm X

Episode Date: September 2, 2017

We talk smoking apes, North Korea, romcoms, and Matt has to make the choice of a lifetime. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hey guys, welcome back to the assless chaps podcast. I'm assless chaps. And I'm also assless chaps. And we're the assless chaps. This is a fucking phenomenal intro. Should we just get right into it are there announcements that we need to make like i miss announcements announcements like in school because like i used to wake up every morning just have updates just about just what's going on and shit i wish there

was in school and i wish i had just a speaker system in my room that would turn on automatically and then like the seven o'clock news would play like, this happened, this happened, this happened. You can do that. They have like alarms. That's why on like radio stations in the morning at like 6 o'clock on the hour, they'll do like a little news update. They'll be like, good morning. You know in movie scenes when they wake someone up with an alarm? Good morning

Vietnam! Not Vietnam, but it'll be like, good morning San Francisco. Today's high is gonna be blah blah blah blah blah blah. Yeah, I to start waking up to that. I feel like that would be nice. We should both get clock radios for our rooms. That'll force us to both wake up at the same time so we're on time for work and we can listen to all the news we missed overnight.

Yes. How does that sound, man? Because then we get to wake up and just kind of like lie there. But if you fall asleep to the clock radio, you can set a backup that goes, womp, womp, womp womp womp womp womp god man that like the thing about waking up to alarm clocks is they work but when you hear that sound it's such a a deathly sound just aggravating it's not even aggravating for me for me it's anxiety inducing and like painful to hear it's like oh oh god oh mine used to give me anxiety

until i changed the sound. I used to have a certain ringtone that just reminded me of, like, a certain time period and, like, people and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, ugh. Like, that's why I guess every time, like, I go through a stage in life. You know how, like. Yeah. And you have songs for different stages of life.

And so I'll, like, I have alarm a alarm i guess sound effects for different stages of my life like one time it was a it was a song one time it was like a certain tone and now like sometimes i have to change it because i'm like i'm i'm past that i want to i want something new that's so where you say that i do the exact same thing really like when i'm going to set an alarm on my phone to wake up i'll be going through the sounds and i'll play one and i won't pick it specifically because i have that associated with a different time in my life same when i use that as my ring tones exactly yeah there's certain ones i just can't use because it's like that's from this closed chapter of my life and it's i can't even explain it it's like when you smell your uh ex's

perfume or something yeah yeah yeah i i did that like probably like two months ago it randomly hit me it was like my first girlfriend's perfume. I was like, whoa. No, that. Holy shit. It's like I automatically knew right then where that smell was from. It wasn't like, oh, I can't place this smell. It was actually from me.

I started wearing that scent. But that same thing has happened to me where I'll smell it and I'm like, oh, my God. Or I'll smell perfume and I'll be like, my mom used to wear that perfume when I was six. Because they say smell is good for memories. Is there any way to – can smart people do like test prep with smells? Test prep with smells? Yeah. So they remember stuff?

Yeah. Like, oh, this smell reminds me that the War of 1812 was – Yeah, exactly. Like they put on a certain perfume when studying a certain subject so when they smell that perfume they go oh i remember like they'll only smell while they're studying it they'll only smell that smell while studying it and then when they're taking the test it'll bring them back to the times they were studying okay i don't know man that's actually you might be onto something there that might not be real science, but I don't know. Science is weird. It could work.

Who knows? But I know what's not real science. What's not real science? The way Uber works. Like that segue. That was a good segue. But the most surreal moment in an Uber like yesterday. So I call an Uber from work because I was like, Matt can have the Fiat.

Thanks dude. Blah, blah, blah. You're a real bro. Thanks. But I order the Uber and this guy pulls up and so I get in the back seat and I see there's like a children's drawing in the back seat and I'm like, okay, I'll move this. So I like, I pick it up and I move it over and he turns back cause he hears like me rummaging with something he's like i'm like oh no i'm sorry i'm moving this uh so i don't step on it and ruin he goes oh oh my son wanted me to give this to his friend

shit ah then he like picked it up and looked at it and just stared at it for a long time and just was like... Then he set it, threw it to the side. He's like... Then he did that thing where, I don't know how to explain this movement. He puts his hand over his brow. Over his furrowed brow. Yeah. Then he starts hitting his steering wheel.

He's like... I'm like, what the fuck? and he turns back and he's like i'm sorry it just she's going through some stuff with my wife right now like what she's like well this separation like he like he he made sure to say this separation isn't like there's been more multiple separations in the past and so then then afterwards he was kind of red-headed and then he just was silent and then he changed subjects and that was the end of that. I wasn't going to press him about it. You should have said, what was with that freakout you just had there

over your son's drawing? He was hitting his steering wheel. Dang it! Sorry. My wife and I are separated. I'm thinking about my kid because this is his friend's drawing and I just had the kid in the car and like okay what a weird trigger for a freak out

he's his son's friend left a drawing in his car and in front of a stranger that he's driving uber for just has this when he when he parked to drop me off he didn't he wasn't like bye he just parked and then turned around started talking to me and he wouldn't drop me off he wasn't like bye he just parked and then turned around started talking to me

and he wouldn't let me leave that's happened to me before they won't like they'll pull up and instead of turning around and be like alright see ya they'll turn around and just start having a conversation like as much as I love talking to people as much as customer service at the local food lion back in

South Carolina has taught me to appreciate people as their individual taught me to appreciate people as their individual beings and to appreciate everyone's unique sense of sensibilities. Right. Sometimes I just kind of want to be to myself and just kind of, this is a service. Sometimes I'm in the mood

and I have long conversations with Uber drivers and I have great conversations. Yeah, but then there's sometimes- But I'm not going to have a conversation with a guy that just had a freak out in the beginning of our drive about, I don't know, because you're not supposed to drive when you're emotionally unstable. I know. You can crash your car or you'll drive too fast, which is risky. It seemed like every 30 seconds he remembered something about his wife because he would just go. I wish people could see your face right now.

The way you play it on your face is hilarious. It was just this. I looked in the rearview mirror and it was just this one time with his eyes. He goes... Like, God. I feel bad for the guy because nobody... He's going through some shit, man.

Yeah, he's going through some serious shit and I feel bad for him. But at the same time... He's on the job. man He's going through some serious shit And I feel bad for him But at the same time He's on the job I wanted to get home Here's the real question What rating did you give him? Oh shit I think I can rate him actually

I forgot to rate him I can rate him right now I'm going to my Uber app You're watching me Give him five stars You want to look at this guy? Leave a comment And say I hope things work out

Between you and your wife This was him Let me see his picture. I can't. Let me see this sweet man. It's really small. Who's that guy? Oh man, I can see him doing it right now. I can see it in his face.

I can see him having that freak out. He has a very, he has a sad face. Very sad. Like he took that picture. Let me give him a five star to make him feel better. He had to have taken that picture like the day he found out he was separating with his wife. Yeah, like, no, no. The picture he took is a picture his phone accidentally took of him receiving a text from his wife that she wants a divorce. That's what it looks like.

Like he's just looking at it like, like look at it again. I see it, dude. He's got that mindset in there. He looks like he's in shock you know what it looks like he opened his phone to take a picture of like the divorce papers to send over to his uh divorce lawyer but accidentally had the front-facing camera on and he snapped that picture and it saved to his camera roll and then when he started driving uber the next week he was he needed a picture and he just found that one that he had accidentally taken and used that that's what it

looks like i should start beating up some of these Uber drivers. I have a 4.81 as a rating. I should be a five star. All I do is sit in the back. That's the thing, dude. And shut my mouth. Same. And I look on my phone and that's it.

I don't understand. If they talk to me, I'll talk to them. But I'm not loud. I'm not like on my phone. I'm not like slamming doors. I make sure to shut them like very quietly. Oh, I do the same thing. I'm not like on my phone I'm not like slamming doors I make sure to shut them very quietly I'm like super respectful I don't know what

like that means someone had to have rated me like 2, 3 1 star at some point yeah my Uber rating is almost the exact same as yours it's like 4.82 or 4.83 and I don't understand because I'm very polite I just sit in the back seat don't open my mouth unless they talk to me, usually I'll put my headphones in

I'll just relax and when I get out I make sure when I shut the door I don't slam it so someone was just like, I didn't like him that much. Like what is that? Maybe it's cause- I know why, it's because sometimes when I like place a pin for them to pick me up they don't find the pin and they probably just

assume it's my fault and they get frustrated and go fuck, stupid, he made it hard for me to pick him up and like i'm the idiot here giving them five like whoever rated me a low star you i know for a fact that i gave them the highest tip i could and i gave them five stars just because that's an automatic like thing i only get five stars on uber and if i don't like them i just don't rate them because i don't want to i don't know just because i feel bad because their job is driving uber so i don't like them, I just don't rate them because I don't want to. I don't know. Just because I feel bad because their job is driving Uber. So I don't want to like screw their job over. Maybe they're having a bad day.

So unless like they turned around and spit in my face, I'm not probably going to rate them bad. See, that guy had a freak out in front of you. And the whole ride was just and you still gave him five stars because it was a decent ride. Like just because he's going through some shit doesn't mean I'm going to like i don't have time to deal with this one star i should i should have uh you know how you can write a compliment i should have just said man up god that would have been like say is your wife on the market oh my she's single now i can take care of your son if need be i'll deliver the drawing to him just give me uh give me the wife's address. I'm sure she's with him.

You said she works at this Asian restaurant? Okay. Just go and deliver the drawing to the wife. She's like, what is this? You know, your husband wanted me to give it to you. Saves the marriage. It's like a beautiful drawing. It was just stick figure drawings.

And of course, like kids always do, they color the skin yellow with the markers because there's no skin color markers. You would think that... In a pack of like eight or whatever. Yeah, seriously. You would think that just one of the default colors for markers and colored pencils and crayons that would come with like the basic like eight color pack would be skin colored. Because one of the main things kids draw are people. So why wouldn't they make a skin colored marker uh then they'd have to include brown

brown's already included um they'd have to include they'd have to include uh all shades like it would be a bandaid scenario yeah I just realized what I was saying could totally be construed as racist cause I was just saying skin color the correct skin color sorry guys, I'm assuming tan.

Sorry, guys. They do. They have made the full like skin tone pack. But people know what people mean when they say skin tone. They mean pure white. Pure, beautiful white skin? That's a joke. Yeah.

We're not racist. I promise. Don't worry. If you didn't catch that joke, then odds are you've been laughing at all the wrong moments in every single Super Mega Video. So if you've just had that realization, you're like, oh shit. There's gotta be like one racist out there that's listening and he's like, when we said

pure white skin, he's like, that's right boys, that's right. Is he one of those that, where it's like, do you have any skin tone band-aids? When like the doctor, after a shot like tries to give him a spider-man or something it's like I gotta represent no I got a

I got a shot recently and they you got a shot recently? Jesus Christ no I got a shot recently and they gave me like a kids band-aid and I was cool with that man I like kids band-aids yeah they look great it's like a cool little you know you're not gonna wear it for long so why would I want a boring skin toneded Band-Aid

when I could have some cool design that I could walk around and show off. The only time I like skin-toned Band-Aids, actually no. I always I think the weirdest Band-Aids are the circular ones that people use to cover up like pimples

and stuff like that. Oh yeah, the circular patches. Because it's like, it's's like I know what's under there I know exactly what's under there it's not a little scratch I've used those before dude in high school I got just get some tissue and go boop when I had acne in high school I would go to school wearing those on my face

really? but people know what's under there and then you're putting a big dot of like, hey, no, no, no. This is abnormal. And this this is where acne is. Well, yeah. But the thing is, people are either going to look at that bandaid and go, oh, he's probably got a zit. Or they're going to look at a disgusting zit.

So I'd rather them just look at the bandaid and be like, oh, he's covering it up. Then them see like a big nasty zit on my face. I have a thing about this. Like if I had a bandaid over it, I just like press on it hard. I can't I can't not pop zits. Like, if I had a bandaid over it, I'd just, like, press on it hard. I can't not pop zits. Oh, dude, it's kind of impossible not to, which you shouldn't do, according to health studies. Do you ever have those ones?

Like, I have some of them. Like, you feel them on your skin, and it feels solid, and then you press really hard at some point, then it just goes, like, probably feet away. What? I'm just saying. No, no, no. I know what you're talking about. It's such a good feeling. It's very satisfying. I'm like, whoa!

Kids, you should do this in the privacy of your own bathroom. Don't do that in public. I'm draining this shit. There's a whole subreddit for watching videos of people popping zits. I can only do it myself. I'm not going to watch someone else do it. No, r slash popping? This is going to sound really odd.

It's going to sound really gross. One of my exes liked clearing out my blackheads i know i don't know what it was i would just like be laying down hey whatever then she'd then she'd start on my forehead whatever floats your boat man sure dude and then she'd use that as lubricant and jerk me off. Well. Now, which part of that story is false and which part is true? Because there's some truth in that story. Submit your answers now and next week we'll let you know.

Text your choices now. Did Ryan's ex-girlfriend actually use his blackhead juice as lubricant? God, that's disgusting. We should start doing like sweepstakes on Super Mega. Sweepstakes? Like texting sweepstakes. What does sweepstakes mean? Sweepstakes.

Yeah, why is it called a sweepstakes? There's stakes to it. And you're sweeping them. Because if you win, here it is, because if you win the sweepstakes, all the stakes that are there, like because the stakes are high in a sweepstakes because you're winning something. Are they medium, medium rare? Well done. Oh, real funny, Ryan.

I'm trying to make a point here. Okay, sorry, Matt. Sorry. I got a little carried away with the jokes. I didn't expect you to come this prepared with jokes today, dude. Sorry. I'm going to step up my game. No, like, just think about it.

In a contest, the stakes are very high because you're winning something. So when you win, you're sweeping them all away because you won it. So it's a sweepstakes. Sweep the competition. Yeah, I don't know the etymology of that word, but that's my best guess. Maybe people in the comments can inform me on the actual etymology of the word sweepstakes. Guess what I watched, Matt. What did you watch, Ryan?

I watched the live-action Death Note movie on Netflix. Sorry, dude. It's gross. Did you like it? No. Why didn't you like it? Because it's a bad movie so ryan hasn't seen the the uh the anime or manga yeah but i have seen the anime i have not seen the

live action movie i'm going to watch it soon i'm probably gonna watch because of willem dafoe and i'm interested and also i just wanted to see you i've said this again and again i hate it when people are like this movie's so bad because then i'm interested because then i'm like now i have to see it you want to see why it's bad because i then I'm interested because then I'm like, now I have to see it. You want to see why it's bad? Because I want to see why it's bad and I want to be able to be like, I don't want to go into a conversation and I want to be like, yeah, that movie's shit. Did you see it? Nah.

Oh, okay. It's like, did you see it? I'm like, yeah, I saw it. And then I can say why I thought it was bad. Yeah. From what I've heard. The acting? From you and everything. It's really bad.

I don't get why they chose the kid from the Naked Brothers band to play Light. He was not good in it. He was not good? Neither was the girl. Actually, most of everyone in that movie just wasn't good. Except Willem Dafoe. Willem Dafoe's voice. He wasn't in it. He plays just his voice.

But I've seen the anime. It's one of my favorite animes, and it's really, really good. And from what you told me it sounded like they really strayed away from the story so I need to give the live action movie a watch and see if it's see if it's bad you and I need to like host this is gonna sound shitty just because I want to show you an anime

and you want to show me one we should have like nights because we used to watch Better Call Saul every like Sunday and now since Game of Thrones is gone like I don't have anything to watch. We should do that once a week. Set up a day where we have anime nights. Just saying.

No, I'm totally down. Just publicly announcing this sounds so, so lame. Yeah, I know. Dude, you want to have anime nights? No, because you haven't seen Fullmetal Alchemist, right? No, I haven't. So good. That's like the only

anime I've ever seen. Dude, I think you like One Punch Man. One Punch Man's really funny. I'm gonna give these things... I don't know why I've never been into that style. Like, every time I saw something, whether it was Dragon Ball or a... what's that

stupid one? Naruto? Naruto. Naruto. One Piece. Bleach. One Piece. I hated One Piece. Dude, Christian, my roommate, freshman year of college, he watched like 400 episodes of One Piece. I thought One Piece was so just, I don't know, I couldn't get into it.

I remember whenever it was time to go to bed when we lived together in our dorm, that meant for Christian, it's like, alright, lights are off, time to go to bed when we lived together in our dorm that meant for Christian it's like alright lights are off time to go to bed alright I'm gonna watch five hours of One Piece on my laptop and he would I'm not joking like I'd wake up four hours after I'd fallen asleep I'd look over and I'd see Christian laying in his bed his face illuminated by his laptop and he's just watching One Piece

he's not blinking at all he's not making any facial like he's just a dead face sucking in the anime staring in the screen and that's what he does that's how he charges just by watching anime he sleeps but he charges by watching anime no i never saw him sleep once dude he doesn't sleep he just watches anime that's how he recharges his body that'd be a badass way to recharge instead of sleeping it's like i'm just gonna watch some anime that'd be awful well not not if you Instead of sleeping, it's like, I'm just gonna watch some anime. That'd be awful.

Well, not if you got, like, rested from watching it. If you felt rested after watching it, it wouldn't be awful. I guess. You never have to worry about nightmares, and you'd always be entertained by wonderful, colorful stories. Yeah, but what if you were watching a bunch of... Could you watch movies, then, done in the stock? Yeah, dude, just anime. Like, Miyazaki stuff? Yeah, dude, just, like, anime

sleep cycles. He's like, that's the one, like miyazaki stuff yeah dude just like anime anime sleep cycles he's like that's the one like miyazaki stuff and brother where art thou or whatever it is malcolm x what's that what are you talking about sorry the george clooney movie oh brother where art thou the coen brothers film i meant to say um malcolm x was a was the the black guy in the 50s what am i thinking i don't think there's a malcolm x anime there should be malcolm x in the middle i i was watching a malcolm x video recently he was he was very uh strongly worded man he was but what was the anime you were talking about you brought up oh brother where Thou and then Malcolm X. I have no idea how that's any way related to any anime. Full Metal Alchemist

Brotherhood. That's what I was thinking. Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood? Yeah. Can you see where my mind's like? I'm just saying things out loud that pop into my head. Oh Brother Where Art Thou. Because Brotherhood, I was like Brother Where Art Thou.

So I just said it out loud and then I said Malcolm X for some reason. What does Malcolm X have anything to do with it? I don't know. He just popped in my mind. Alchemist. Alchemist. Malcolm X.

Okay. Full Metal Alchemist. I don't know why he just popped in my mind for some reason. No, because of the wording. Look, Malcolm X, Full Metal Alchemist. Full Metal Malcolm X. Full Metal. I'd watch the shit out of full metal so would i it would probably

be better than full metal alchemist oh man that might have to be the name of this podcast i love it like in tv shows when like because there's an episode of full metal alchemist everybody knows which one i'm talking about dude all i can hear is full metal malcolm x now when you say full metal alchemist when i say dog episode they know which one I'm talking about but there's some fucked up shit that happens in that show and I liked when stuff whenever something fucked up happens in a show it like takes me

back and I'm like oh I wasn't expecting that and even though it's so like weird and fucked up whatever happened I'm just glad that something occurred that I wasn't expecting. Like, that's why I liked Game of Thrones in the beginning. Game of Thrones now is kind of like, it's pulling a Walking Dead on me.

It's kind of like. Uh-oh. But it's only in the beginning stages. It could win it back with this last season if it does it well, but we'll see. We shall see, shan't we? I need to actually watch Game of Thrones, but. First four seasons are fucking. I need to just watch Game of Thrones, but, uh, first four seasons are fucking, I need to just take a weekend and sit down and my TV.

That means watch Game of Thrones. Yeah. But, um, speaking of, uh, where anime comes from, on the,

on the, on the super mega subreddit, you guys were talking like how to tell us apart. And the whole, the whole thread just evolved into people like making fun of you. Brutally shitting on my weeaboon-ness it was like it was like matt's the one who will talk about how japan is superior to the u.s and ryan's the other one there's one that i loved because i'm like no i was i was laughing my ass off this is true this one that was just it it was quintessential matthew watson it was uh

it's like ryan says something it's like oh new york subways are stinky or whatever was it's like Ryan says something. It's like New York subways are stinky or whatever. Then it's like Matt Watson. Japanese subways are better than any subway system in the world. They smell good. Yeah, they're the greatest. They're so clean. I love them. It's true. I can't deny that. And like the people, they were spot on with their

like characterizations of me. I couldn't even be mad because they were so accurate they're more like observations than roasts i have a question do you feel like all of your love for japanese culture is based in kind of just like it's it's based in like your actual like appreciation of language do you think there's a part of you that's just kind of like that hint of weeaboo just kind of like well the thing is like look like like if you see something japanese instantly just because it's japanese you're like whoa like do you have that

matt yes i'm seeing your face right now no i'm seeing your fucking dude i like you just need here's the thing about japan like here's the thing i'm listen i i am a weeaboo i will admit it but i'm not like there's different types of weeaboos. I don't watch anime. Like, I'm not into that stuff, really. I'm not into like... You're just raving and raving about Death Note and One Punch Man. Okay, there's animes I like.

But how often do you see me watching anime? Every night. Ryan, please. People will not be able to differentiate if you're joking or not. I do not. I'm sorry, it's not every night. I see you probably watching it at work when you're supposed to be. God damn it, Ryan.

No, but no, I've never seen you watch anime. Like I have never witnessed you watch anime because you hide it so well. I like it because when I was in high school, I started learning the language because I had a friend that got me into it. And I just, I don't know. Like, I just like the language and going to the country opened my eyes to how cool it was. So I don't know two strangers are brought before you you're in this dark cell

you're handed a gun one of the strangers is white one of them is a Japanese girl going hee hee hee which one do you shoot you have to shoot one of these people which one do you shoot? She's excited. I'm about to shoot it. You have to shoot one of these people.

Which one do you shoot just out of pure instinct? You have to make a decision in five seconds. Five, four, three, two, one. Ryan, no. Sorry, I'm not answering this. They're both dead. You killed both of those girls. You could have saved one. I didn't know they're both girls.

Okay, okay, okay. How about this, Matt? How about this? Okay, are you ready? Yeah. You're in a dark cell. Okay. Like, there's wind blowing. There's an owl. How is there wind blowing and you're in a dark cell okay like there's wind blowing there's

an owl how is there wind blowing in an owl inside a dark cell because cells have bars and like have you ever seen outside that you can see the outside you have little bars you can you have a little cup and you're going clink clink clink clink clunk on the bars or whatever. Okay, yeah. Yeah. And so they bring in the most attractive Japanese girl you've ever seen. Okay. They stand her before you. And then they bring in this small child in a wheelchair. Ryan. You're handed a.50 caliber sniper rifle.

Why's it got to be such a high caliber? They had nothing else. This is what they found. You have to point it and pull the trigger and blow the brains out of one of these people. Why are you putting me in this situation on the podcast? Who do you kill? Ryan, I came in here to laugh and have a good time. Just tell me.

I don't know, dude. You don't know? I can't decide these things. These are two people. Their lives matter. Well, I can't kill a kid in a wheelchair. So you're going to kill an Asian girl, the most attractive Asian woman you've ever seen. Okay, Ryan.

If after I do this, let's say I shoot the wheelchair person. Yeah. I don't want to say kid because that sentence just sounds too awful to say. I shoot the wheelchair kid. Let's say after I do this does this girl like can she become my wife and we live happily

ever after? Yeah, yeah. She is the love of your life. You just don't know it yet. Of course you know it. In this situation you don't know it but like um oh actually that that that's unfair but okay you do know it she's the love of your life you know from the moment you see her it's like whoa there's something about this girl you're gonna spend the rest of your you would have two beautiful children with her well like She's not your wife yet. Just in your mind. But here's the thing.

In your mind, she's like the perfect thing. If I knew right in that moment that she was going to be like my future, I would choose the kid in the wheelchair to shoot. Yeah, but 50% of Americans make that decision and they end up getting divorced. They go, oh, you're the love of my life. Yeah, but I'm not going to marry the kid in the wheelchair. So you're basing everything on who you could. So just because you can't have sex with the kid in the wheelchair. So you're basing everything on who you could... So just because you can't have sex with the kid in the wheelchair, you're going to kill him?

This hypothetical has just gone down a road that has... I'm just asking. It seems to be what it's based on, man. Now you're making it sound like I'm going to kill the kid in the wheelchair because I can't have sex. That's what you're saying. You turned it into that. No, I'm not. That's what happened. Sex does not play a role in this. You brought up

the fact. Sex does not play a role in this. You brought up the fact. Am I gonna marry her? Well, I'm thinking about my future, dude. If she's gonna be the love of my life. Why are you thinking about your future? These are two independent human beings. Yeah, but if I know off the bat she's gonna be the love of my life and she's gonna die or the kid in the wheelchair will never have any

bearing in my life. she's gonna die Or the kid in the wheelchair will never have any bearing in my life What do you mean? You're putting me in a position You're putting me in a position Where it's like here You either kill the love of your life and your future Or you kill a kid in a wheelchair I don't know okay I'll kill the girl

Cause I can't kill a kid in a wheelchair Okay Okay That's too I wouldn't be able to in a wheelchair. Okay. Okay. That's too, I wouldn't be able to live with the guilt of that. Of killing, do you feel bad for people in wheelchairs, Matt? My final answer, Ryan, I just can't, I can't give an answer to this hypothetical, man. That's too tough. This is like, this is like that famous debate where there's like a trolley coming down the line.

And I don't actually remember what the famous debate is. No, the debate where there's a train coming and it's got to run over five people. But you have the option to pull a lever and then it will switch tracks and kill only one person. Do you pull the lever, thus making it a direct consequence of your actions? Oh, or do you let it naturally take its course? Yeah. Okay. But in this situation... So that's one of those tough questions. So I'm going to say this hypothetical

is just as tough. I've got to choose to kill people. Should we let the people in the comments say what they do? Yeah, guys, what would you do in my situation? Okay, I'm interested to read some of these. But, God, this comment section is going to be the most awful thing anyone's ever seen. Just a bunch of people.

Can we take the kid out of the wheelchair? That's. I feel. I just feel too bad for him. Take him out of the wheelchair. He can't walk if you do that, man. Can we make him like. Like.

Not in a wheelchair. Why? He's just in a wheelchair. Okay. Guys. Have fun with that hypothetical. I can't. Okay.

Speaking. Well. Speaking of Japan still. He's a normal kid. Just so happens to be in a wheelchair okay guys have fun with that hypothetical I can't okay speaking well speaking of Japan still um he's a normal kid just so happens to be in a wheelchair is he in it for fun or cause he's he's just in it I'm not saying that he needs it

I'm just saying he's in it well that that changes things up I never well I he could be paralyzed I'm not I'm not

the one making the decisions here I'm not God I didn't make him we'll let people have free reign with this, okay? But a very good friend of ours, Kim Jong-un, just recently launched a ballistic missile over the island of Japan. Did you see that he wrote our name on the missile? Yeah, that was so nice.

I know. Like, I wasn't expecting that. And when I saw the enhanced footage of the missile launch, I was actually like, it was sweet. Yeah, that actually completely took me by surprise. I was not expecting him to go as far as to write our names on that missile. But Kim, we know you're a fan, so thank you for that. We really do appreciate that. But you did launch a missile over Japan, a peaceful nation.

It doesn't matter what nation you launch it over. You launch it over another nation. That's not cool, man. I feel like this is the only way to get you to not dodge a draft is if North Korea attacks Japan. Then I feel like you'd feel immediately threatened. Ryan, this podcast, you're making me out to just be this. Oh, my God.

You're such a cartoon in this podcast. Yeah, you're making me look like, you know, like, if North Korea attacks my nation, whatever. But if they attack the land of anime, I'm going to war. I love that. But he's doing this

and, like, tensions right now, at the time of this recording tensions with north korea is strong who knows if we're gonna go to war with north korea eventually but you know kim jong-un is he's just stepping it up he's firing missiles he's threatening to to strike guam which is a little island that's a united states territory in the pacific and i just gotta say kim that's not cool man and what I do have to say is, I brought this up because in recent, I don't know if it's videos or podcasts, on this channel, I have talked about

how I've kind of always wanted to go to North Korea because I think it would be, like, an interesting experience. But something didn't really occur to me until recently that if I go to North Korea, I'm not just, I'm not giving my money to this, like, tour group. I'm giving my money to, like, this regime that kills people and to North Korea, I'm not giving my money to this tour group.

I'm giving my money to this regime that kills people and shit. So I would just like to say that I have fully reversed my stance on wanting to go to North Korea because I think that going there would make me a fucking idiot because one, it's dangerous.

Two, I would be funding this country that's killing it's own people and shit and that's not right so if you're thinking about going to North Korea I would say you shouldn't you can't go to North Korea I don't think the ban is in effect yet so really? yeah I mean there's still tour groups you can go on

imagine getting caught in a tour the moment like war breaks out then you're a hostage. You're a prisoner of war at that point. Yeah. They're not gonna let you go. I would say don't go because one, it's it's not smart. It's dangerous.

And two, just because I don't think it's it's not right to fund a country that, you know, is so awful and creates conflicts with other peaceful countries and kills its own people. And threatens the entire world with nuclear war. Okay, but you'll buy a Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich and support those homophobes over at the industries of Chick-fil-A? Huh? Yes. We're fake news. Don't listen to us. I don't know.

All I know is that Chick-fil-A tastes really good. I do have to say, it's delicious. Politics aside from Chick-fil-A, they got some tasty fucking chicken. And they make it so that it doesn't just devolve into gray slop in your stomach. Yeah. You eat McDonald's, you're gonna be shitting and it's not gonna feel good.

And you're gonna feel like garbage after you eat it. You eat Chick-fil-A, you feel fine after you eat it. Love Chick-fil-A. Oh my god. I wanna go there again and again and again. They need to do all day. No, all day breakfast would ruin it. Yeah, it's got to be special. But back on that North Korea thing real quick. I guess there's another YouTuber named, who I've been following since high school, named Crazy Russian Hacker.

No, dude, don't even get me started. I love that man. Named Chris Broad. And his channel is Abroad in Japan. And he was in Japan when the alarms went off and the sirens. And he ranted about the whole North Korea thing. And that's kind of what, like, opened my eyes. Like, huh, I never thought of it that way.

So, cool channel. You should go check him out. He's a cool guy. But what was I going to talk about? I was going to bring something up, Ryan. I was going to bring up something that you wanted to talk about. You came into this podcast and you were like, I was going to bring up something that you wanted to talk about. You came into this podcast and you were like, I'm going to talk about this,

this, and you're going to talk about that. And we've talked about this, and I've talked about that, but what's the other this? I'm going to talk about this, Ryan. I thought that I had told this story before, but you don't remember it? Oh, Zaboma food! Yeah, and I searched it up, I couldn't find it. So, I don't, if I have told this story before, my apologies

But I don't remember doing it, so I'm going to tell this story I don't remember you telling me, I don't have any recollection Of this, unless I was just not paying attention While playing a game. Well, if you do remember this Stop me, okay? Okay. And tell me to get out of the Fucking room. Okay. You guys know Zabuma Fu, America's Favorite little lemur

Um, he's a cutie He's a lovely little man. He jumps around. Yeah, he's on that show. What was it called? Oh, with the two gay lovers. Oh, was it just Zabumafu? It was Zabumafu and then the two men who live together and stuff.

Were they gay? That's what I got. Cool, dude. Maybe they were just best friends. I don't know. Yeah, but Zabumafu, back when I was a freshman in college, I hadn't thought about Zabumafu in ages. You know, he's not a being. He's not a beast that crosses my mind that often.

And I remember just one day, popped in my head, Zabumafu. Pops on in. I'm like, ah, Zabumafu. It's a nice thought about him. Wait a second, man. What? It's a nice thought about him. Wait a second, Matt.

What? Just before you start this, are you going to lump this into your, like, mentally just insane altered view of, like... If I walked under a ladder, if I accidentally drank this specific drink... Like superstition? Yeah. Not necessarily. this specific drink like superstition yeah not necessarily i'm just pointing out something weird that happened which i may or may not have indirectly killed zaboomafu uh through some algorithm in the universe that's all i'm saying okay okay keep this story so i just well zaboomafu just pops in my brain for the first time in like years and i'm like oh i remember zaboomafu so i

talked to my friends i'm like hey guys remember zaboomafu. So I talked to my friends. I'm like, hey guys, remember Zabumafu? And they're like, yeah, Matt, I remember Zabumafu. And I'm thinking like, oh man, I wonder how he's doing. Is he still alive? I ask, is Zabumafu still alive? I look it up. Zabumafu is still alive. That evening, Zabumafu died.

That evening, I saw on Reddit that Zabumafu had passed away. Hours after I looked up if he was still alive and thought about him for the first time in years. I think that somehow, me looking up if ZabumaFu was alive triggered some little algorithm in the energy of the universe and killed ZabumaFu. Hey, can you, um, I don't know, can you check if Kim Jong-un's still alive? Sure, dude. Let me see if Kim Jong-un's still alive. Yep, still alive. alive? Sure, dude. Let me see if Kim Jong-un's still alive. Yep, still alive.

Okay. Cool, man. But, like, what do you have to make of that, Ryan? I feel like I killed Zabuma Fu. I feel like you killed Zabuma Fu. Yeah? Is this on me?

Is Zabuma Fu's little lemur blood on my hands? I think... Let me look at this boy. Like, I know, of course, I didn't actually kill Zabumafu's little lemur blood on my hands? I think, let me look at this boy. Like, I know, of course, I didn't actually kill Zabumafu, but isn't that still weird? I think it's one of those heart-wrenching, happy moments where you got to say your goodbyes beforehand. It was like the universe. You got to look at him and be like, oh, he's still alive. You got to have that moment of Zabumafu's still around.

I loved him when I was a kid man and then he passed away i think god was waiting for you to figure out that zubumafu was still alive so then you could have that one bit of happiness in your life about his his presence in his life and then and then it was time for him to go just like that did that how'd he die though? Was it by natural causes? Did they beat him up a little bit? They beat him up on set. He was going crazy and throwing shit so they had to tranquilize him.

No, dude. I think he was old. He was like 20-something, I think. How old do lemurs get? I think lemurs, I mean they're primates. This is a question I had. How old do you think gorillas get? My guess lemurs. I mean, they're primates, so... This is a question I had. How old do you think gorillas get? Just, my guess was they live probably to around, like, mid-40s. How long

do you think gorillas live? I'm gonna say gorillas live to... in their 30s? No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait. See, part of me wants to say gorillas live until they're, like, 60, like humans. I just looked it up. I pressed search. I didn't. I'm not looking at the screen. My prediction is mid-40s. What is your prediction? I'm gonna it up. I pressed search. I didn't. I'm not looking at the screen. My prediction is mid 40s.

What is your prediction? I'm going to say 30s because I've just never heard of an old gorilla. Okay. 35 to 40 years. Okay. So it's more on your side. Did you call me a moron? What?

I said it's more. You just called me a moron. It's more in your side. Okay. More in moron. Okay, whatever, dude. More on your side. Okay.

Whatever. How many gorillas are left in the world compared to early days? Mountain gorillas who live in the mountains. Really? Of Africa. The mountains of Africa. That's cool. Blah, blah, blah.

There are less than 790 of them left in the world. What? They can only exist in the wild. Really? Then how come they're at zoos? What are you talking about? They're talking about mountain gorillas. Oh.

It's probably a specific type of gorillas. Dude, primates freak me out, man. Like, when I see chimps and orangutans and gorillas and apes and little monkeys, it freaks me out because I know they're animals, but they're so human. Well, they can also comprehend a lot more than your average show. They're like the closest to humans in the animal kingdom. And it's like they're one step away from being human and it kind of freaks me out. Like don't, like dogs, dogs have like the intelligence of a toddler, right?

Yeah. Because dogs are actually like, not book smart, but they're still pretty smart. They can figure shit out. They can read emotions. Yeah, they can think about things and and do stuff and so so like that's that but like gorillas they're their mental capacity they're smart they learn sign language visual cues they have no problem with they have no problems with um reading emotion and showing. I know you can say dogs whine and stuff, but I'm talking about, like, gorillas can get, like, just sad, like, depressed. Dude, you know, I think the coolest thing about, like—

So can whales. The coolest thing about gorillas, man, is they can hold machine guns and smoke cigarettes. When did you see that? It's just a thing. That's just a thing they do uh that's a fact dude look that one up but uh

they can't though yes they can yeah I actually saw was this a fake video of the monkey that starts shooting a gun yeah that was a promotional thing for planet of the Apes. Really? Yeah.

I'm almost certain. I love that video. Yeah, it is. It's like the African guys and they give it the machine gun and start shooting and they all run. I love that. I like that video. That was viral. But like, no.

They taught the monkey to smoke in The Hangover 2. Yeah, monkeys can actually get addicted just like humans to like cigarettes. And they'll learn how to smoke it and shit. Which is really shitty to get an animal addicted to cigarettes. Well, they shouldn't be smoking. Yeah, they shouldn't. That's, that's, that's... It's peer pressure.

Like, don't do something because someone tells you to do that. Monkeys. What would be scarier? Encountering a wild gorilla or a wild bear? What would you not want to encounter more that's a hard one i'm trying to see like if i was walking in the woods and i turned a corner and i saw something a bear would strike fear into me more like as just first sight but i would rather go up against a bear than a gorilla i think a gorilla would strike more fear into me because

bears are just, they're kind of big, lumbersome things but like a gorilla's just like a fucking massive, strong human that could then chase me and grab me and break me in half. Bears are humongous and they are ruthless. They will eat you alive. Yeah, I'd probably be

more expecting to see a bear in the wild than a gorilla so a gorilla might just freak me out even more. Where'm like where did this come from they live in the wild too gorillas no they hold machine guns and smoke cigarettes dude how uh how shocked would you be if they made like a new Mr. Bean movie and you went and saw it in the final scene like the movie's all goofy and fun and the final scene is Mr. Bean being like ripped to and saw it and the final scene, like the movie's all goofy and fun and the final scene is Mr. Bean being like ripped to shreds by like orangutans. Like it's like realistically violent.

He's got like his face, it's no longer like goofy expressions, it's pure fear and he's screaming and his limbs are getting ripped off and the movie ends. He like, he just he goes and he opens the door and then he like, he opens the door and then, and then he like, he opens the door. Then he goes,

he looks over, he sees the gorillas and they're like, and they just barrel Adam and grab him. And he's like, he's being ripped apart. Just, and you can see like cameramen and DPs like running and shit, like freaking out.

And the movie hits. That would be the perfect ending to the Mr bean franchise like the finale like that that's how you end mr like all of mr bean the overarching story of mr bean's life is he gets killed by gorillas i would love that dude i i would honestly respect them so much as a franchise like wow that was that's a bold move to kill mr bean off like that to kill the main character off no one would have just killing Mr. Bean would be a bold move but doing it in such a violent way is getting ripped apart by primates like a bunch of

imagine if it was like a bunch of small capuchin monkeys instead like 20 a team of 20 little capuchin monkeys and they're all wearing like city clothes like little suits and fedoras and stuff and briefcases and they all open their briefcases and they pull out their machine guns and cigarettes and they shoot the shit out of Mr. Bean

why are they smoking? because it's badass when a monkey smokes a cigarette when did you last see this? I saw it on YouTube, it was cool dude when did you see it though? it was like an orangutan or a monkey you're like really obsessed with this right now it was a long time ago, it's on my mind today man

what? it's just I've been thinking about it a lot, man. I don't know. Okay, Matt. You're in a dark cell. They bring Mr. Bean and a monkey in a wheelchair into the room. You have to kill one of them. Well, dude, now this is a tough one, too.

This is a tough one, too. Because on one hand, that's a crippled innocent animal and on the other hand it's fucking mr bean man it's like both of them are gonna get me shit five four three the animal two you you you shoot the monkey in a wheelchair shoot the monkey in a wheelchair seems like you just have something against something in a wheelchair. No, it has nothing to do with the wheelchair. It's a boy in a wheelchair. Pretend there's no wheelchair.

If they just brought the monkey in, I'd shoot the monkey. Because it's Mr. Bean. He's a valuable asset to humanity. But we can learn from monkeys. We can learn from Mr. Bean. We can learn from... I want to see that video of them getting Mr. Bean a kitten and studying and teaching him sign language and stuff. He's in like an enclosure.

Yeah. Then he goes on and rips off someone's face or something. Mr. Bean. Imagine Mr. Bean like jacked up on steroids and naked and he's like, he bursts out of an enclosure and starts like killing people. My favorite moment in a... Dude, Mr. Bean's Holiday is not a bad movie. That's the one where they go to the beach. To the beach. Yeah.

To the beach. To the beach. To the beach. Mr. Bean. Dude, that movie has a great score, I do have to say. What? Mr. Bean's Holiday is a fantastic soundtrack. Is it just like you could search up Kevin MacLeod?

No, dude, it's really good it's a beautiful cinematic score and i have to say it was so good when i was younger that's one of the few movies that and forrest gump i ripped the soundtrack from and listened to on my ipod i listened to mr beans holiday soundtrack on my ipod when i was young because it was so good if you mixed mr beans holiday soundtrack with forrest gump soundtrack would you be able to tell the difference well it's a totally it's a little different but with Forrest Gump's soundtrack would you be able to tell the difference? Tonally it's a little different. Put Forrest Gump's soundtrack on the Mr. Bean

Holiday movie. Would that change the tone? Here's the thing. Mr. Bean's Holiday is an upbeat movie about this. Is the score like boom boom boom boom? It's cheerful and it's uh it's got a french sound

because it's it takes place in france so like they just have a guy in the back of the score that just said because baguette he no he uh what was that nothing to worry about dude it's my watch i'm sorry it's three o'clock on wednesday september 30th i'm so glad i know that i'm sorry it's august i'm glad that it didn't take me out of the podcast. I got the month wrong. You chose to take yourself out of the podcast, Ryan. No, my mind went there, and I had to figure out where that beep came from.

Well, it could have been a bomb. Well, let me almost bring it back into it. Mr. Bean's Holiday. Very cheerful soundtrack. Forrest Gump has kind of a sad, somber soundtrack. So, if you put Forrest Gump's soundtrack over while Mr. Bean's having fun, it would just look like the sad story of a mentally challenged man who doesn't realize he doesn't fit in society with his goofy outlandish ways. But when the music of the original movie, Mr. Bean's Holiday, is over it, you just see this guy having fun.

But if you put the Forrest Gump music over it, it changes the tone completely. Do you like sad-sounding music? I like it in movies when it's appropriate. I don't like listening to sad-sounding music regularly because I don't like being sad. I like listening to happy music. Do you like sad-sounding music? Yeah. Regularly?

Yeah. Occasionally. I'll just listen to cello pieces and like orchestral pieces stuff like that i think it just sounds nice it's it's it's more like sad somber i guess is the right word it's just kind of like i like it's like relaxing and like i just think about shit or i like take walks it's a way so i'm not like just amped up all the time oh yeah tube and like a time of reflection you can use that music to like like, reflect. Yeah. I don't like listening to, like, flat-out depressing music, though.

Like, because there's a lot of music that's just straight-up depressing. Like, a lot of, like... Like, Law Dispute? Yeah, a lot of, like, angsty-sounding stuff. Wow! I don't know. Like, I can... You know, life is kind of what you make it, and I can choose. Like, I'm not going to choose to put myself in a sad mood when there's no point.

People watch sad movies point people watch sad movies you watch sad movies what's the difference between experiencing a sad song and a sad movie I don't know because or like a sad book when I'm watching a sad game when I'm watching a sad movie or reading a sad book it's like a structured plot of

sadness that then ends where you listen to but songs can be structured no no listen like when you're watching a sad movie you are watching an already made sad story but when you're listening to sad music there's no like plot to look at really and you're thinking it kind of makes you think about your own sadness in your own life and it makes you feel sad in your own life instead of feeling sad watching a sad story. See, for me, like when a sad movie happens, like I connect to the character's sadness if I can.

So like if the character has been is going through something that I have kind of been through before or something like that. Yeah. Then I'll connect with that and I'll get sad. So, I mean, and well, it connects back to you. I think the sadness in movies does reflect back to you. You can feel sad for them, but a movie evokes emotion out of you. Like that's why like things are scary because you wouldn't want to be in that situation. Yeah.

Like things are sad because you can see yourself in those in that situation. It's a fictional situation, but it's still sad. I just don't like listening to sad music because then it'll put me in a sad mood that then sticks around and makes me start thinking about sad things in my life instead of like watching a structured storyline that's sad that i'm focusing on that instead of my own sadness i think i just view it all as like the same it's like oh am i in the mood for this type of music no i'm in the mood for this type of music. It's like, am I in the mood for this movie? Am I in the mood to watch a comedy or a drama or whatever? Or a rom-com, dude. Or a rom-com. Those are always good.

Has there been one decent rom-com? Decent rom-com. Ruby Sparks was all right. I have not seen Ruby Sparks. It was like decent-ish. It was fine. What's a decent romcom dude Well I don't find most movies

That actively Try to be funny with the awkwardness Of romance funny Yeah but also maybe it's just an audience difference Because we also are 21 and 23 year old Men so romcoms aren't exactly Our you know we're not the designated Audience for those.

So comedy subjective and all that. Yeah. I don't find it funny. Rom-coms. No, I'm not, I'm not into rom-coms either. I've seen rom-coms that I've probably enjoyed.

Night at the museum. Just because it has romance in it. It's a rom-com dude. Actually, that's a classic movie that I need to watch that again. The part where he falls in love with Teddy Roosevelt, sucks him off. In the first movie part where he falls in love with Teddy Roosevelt? Sucks him off? In the first movie, does he fall in love with...

Teddy Roosevelt. Who's the love interest? It's not Sacagawea. No, Sacagawea is in love with Teddy Roosevelt. No, Teddy Roosevelt's in love with Sacagawea. Oh, yeah. Because he keeps watching her creepily. He's a creep, dude.

But he realizes that his true love the whole time was in Ben Stiller. And that is the part where he sucks him off and they don't actually fuck until the second movie yeah that's a passionate scene man that gets me emotional did you hear about night at the museum four is that is that a thing yeah really yeah it's like i don't what's the name of that museum smithsonian i don't know but it takes place in asia and like they're they're talking about, like, it's going to be, like, a big kaiju movie. What? Because, like, they're building a big replica of, like, this Godzilla-type creature.

Oh! So it's probably going to be, like, a museum in Japan with, like, Godzilla replicas, and then they're going to come to life. Yeah, just, like, there's one disappointing thing about it, though. What? Is that I've been lying this whole time. Well, Ryan, that's actually not, if I'm being honest, that's not a bad idea for a new Night at the Museum. They're building a replica of Godzilla in Japan,

and then it comes to life. No, no, no, listen. They should make a Night at the Museum where he goes to, like, a movie museum where it's got, like, a replica of Godzilla. Did I just come up with the next idea that they should do? That's pretty good. Because it's got, like, movie things, like fake monsters from movies, characters from movies, like puppets, like Kermit the Frog and stuff,

all in a museum, and they all come to life. The Muppets can help save the world from Godzilla. That's not a bad idea for a Night at the Museum movie. You actually just came up with a good one. I'd watch it, man. I want to see what that would look like. That's good. They haven't even made a third one, right?

No, they made a third one. Oh, yeah. I got something to bring up. So, it. I got something to bring up. So it's like 90% certain, but our buddy Tucker, I think he's moving out to L.A. Might be moving out soon. So we might be doing a lot more high-quality sketch comedy and stuff coming soon. You're almost finished up the first one, right? We got a music video coming out real real soon It is almost done I do have to say So stay on the lookout for that

We also have a mail video that I'm working on A little mail video I'm excited for that one We got We do have I don't know if you saw the tweet On the super mega twitter account Go smash a follow if you haven't done that yet um we got pins coming soon little super mega logo pins where it's like a kind of hand-drawn version of the logo uh we have a couple of them um in our possession and they're really

nice and high quality so uh they're actually they're also gonna be very cheap they're not gonna be like expensive pins so uh it's not to break your budget if you want to buy a pin. So get hyped for that. Add it to your pin collection. Yeah, stick it on your backpack. Stick it on. Stick it into your parents. You could stick it in your parents.

If they ground you. Get mad, stick that Super Mega pin right in their arm or something. Then they'll ground you twice as hard. And they'll know why. And then they'll find this podcast and find a way to sue us because we told their kids to do it. Okay, legal disclaimer. Do not stick your parents with a super mega pin. Please don't do that.

That's violence against the people that birthed you and raised you. Because sometimes, you know what, you're going to disagree with your parents. You're going to hate them. But guess what? They raised you with love and good things. Sometimes. Most of the time. Yeah.

So be nice to your parents. That's all I'm trying to say. Don't go sticking official Superman. Be nice to your legal guardians. Come on. Yeah, legal guardians. Be nice to them. They love you.

Sometimes. What else? Oh, yeah. You wanted to show off that talent. Yeah, I've been practicing it. Do it again. Nice. Yeah, dude. That's it. Do it again. Nice. Yeah, dude.

That's impressive, right? I'm getting better. What else is on the list? Yeah, that one, too. You've been working on your uhs. I wonder in all of every episode of our podcast how many uhs there have been and, like, what is the total length of all the uhs put together. Huh.

I'd love to hear a supercut of every single stutter, interruption, and uh. That would kill someone. Just like rapid fire. Someone would have to listen to over, about three days worth of content. Could you say over 9,000? What? Dude! What's going on?

It's Aaron. Aaron! We're doing a podcast! He's looking at me. He's looking at me. He's looking at me like I owe him something. I don't owe you money, Aaron. Do I owe you money? I threw my pen at the window he's looking in.

Yeah, what's he going to do about that? What are you going to do, Aaron? Mama's boy. It's coming in. I thought it was about to come in. I guess not. Never mind. I thought there was about to be a confrontation.

Usually we set up for a moment for, you know aaron or danny or barry walk in but ross you just have a little walk-on role just fell flat this time just didn't didn't didn't pull through aaron unless aaron wants to walk in and interrupt the episode for some reason what the hell are you guys talking about oh whoa dude that's so weird whoa i didn't expect you to come in and interrupt the episode. No. But interrupting not in like a negative connotation. Yeah, presumably. Yeah.

But congratulations. Yeah, dude. Good game release. Good game is out. Make sure to go check out Good Game. Where can they go see Good Game? On our channel, youtube.com slash game grumps. You can watch the first episode for free.

You can watch the first episode for free on youtube.com slash Game Grumps and you can go on YouTube Red and watch the rest. You can go to YouTube Red or if you're in another country. That's awesome. Thanks, man. I appreciate that. We're all out here waiting for you guys to finish because we have a contest that we want one of you to participate in.

Wait, we can participate in this contest? Yeah, we got another pack of those shotguns. They're all new and they're all filled with power. Oh, jeez. Yeah, if you guys want to be a part of that. You want to wrap this podcast up?

Yeah. Aaron, what's Japanese for goodbye? Sayonara. Sayonara. Sayonara. Sayonara. Sayonara. Sayonara.