supermegashow - EP 59 - Hurricanes and Mom Pics

Episode Date: September 9, 2017

We talk hurricanes, our recent music video, Disney, and Ryan wants pictures of your mom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome one and all to Super MegaCast episode 59. I think you're a big man because you said it at the same time as me, Ryan. I was, I was, no. Okay, I'm not going to hold that against you, buddy. I'm sorry. I know you got excited. There is something you do want to hold against me, though. Yeah, there is something I want to hold against you. Something that happened only an hour ago Something you did to me Ryan Wasn't very nice

It was all for fun It was all for laughs Wasn't all for laughs for me So you know we just finished a delicious Fast food meal We had a chicken sandwich which was delicious It was very good And we're walking and it's

nighttime and there's a sitting on like a little a little area i don't i don't know how i would even describe this area there's like a a place and there's two cute a concrete bench uh yes a concrete or actually it's one of those things where it's like, it's technically a giant pot of plants. Because in the center is a garden. Yeah. But surrounding it is a concrete bench. A concrete barrier. Yeah. So there's two, I'll just say two Asian cuties sitting upon this bench.

Okay. And we're just walking, you know, minding my own business. And you know you and the Asian cuties. Okay. But we don't need to get into that. We don't need to get into that. Just so people know. Okay.

That there are true stakes here, guys. There are some stakes. Medium well. We are walking by these girls and just minding my own business. And Ryan, somewhere in his brain goes, you know what? I'm going to embarrass Matt for absolutely no reason. And I'm going to be relentless with my embarrassment. So he just goes oh matt did

you fart and i'm just i'm not i'm not i'm not playing into it i just keep my mouth shut and i keep walking but you know the moment you keep your mouth shut is when i keep pressing on what am i gonna say i don't know i don't know i'm just saying the silence the silence kind of i was like i tried because i'm like if i'm silent it'll go away so then that's what everyone thinks so but i was i was the child in this situation so you can't ignore a child yeah i guess that's right ryan i gotta remember so we're walking by and as we reach like the closest point ryan just goes that is a stinky stinky toot jesus christ man and both girls snickered yeah yeah you're you're waving your your hand in front of your face like whoa that's stinky and i'm like i i was grinding my

teeth dude i was i was full of rage i was just thinking like you're legitimately an idiot when you turned around you were like fuck you dude i'm gonna get you back i was like jesus no no that wasn't i wasn't actually mad christ i wasn't like furious you you were looking at me you were like in this like just rage of just just blind rage i guess you were like fuck you how dare you embarrass me like that i'll show you so so first you embarrass me and now you paint me to be this like rage abusive man. No, but man, I'm sweating. Yeah, it's hot in here. This is the sauna episode. Yeah, but that's what happened. He embarrassed me in front of these girls and they snickered and laughed

as we walked away. So they clearly heard what Ryan said. So now to these cute girls in their head with the image of me, the only image they've ever seen of me is just this grown man that walked by and farted, which I didn't but you made it out to be that I did. So'd like to thank you for that do you think there was a sequence of events where if that didn't happen you would have lived happily ever after with them

is like one of like two wives that are perfectly happy with being um in a poly what is it polyamorous polyamorous okay i mean you got a point i mean i didn't have any chance to begin with so it's not like it really matters because i'm never going to see them again. So that's a fair point. That was a stinky, stinky toot, Matt. Jesus Christ. That's what he did. Right in front of these girls.

They laughed. They thought the big fat one was funny. Yeah, and now you're going to go get with both of them. And the skinny one, they probably were like, wow, that skinny one is so bashful and cute. Like, he doesn't care what he does out in public. I like a bad boy. The fat one reminds us of Ted. Tee hee hee hee hee hee. Because Ted is apparently big in Japan. It is big in Japan.

When I went, I saw a bunch of Ted merchandise everywhere. I was surprised, because in America, I mean, there was a flash in the pan. Like, who gave a shit about Ted after, like, the first two weeks it was out? Uh, most people who have a taste in movies probably didn't. mean i guess apparently uh i'm kidding you can like ted i'm just joking relax right no one's freaking out dude yeah they

relax just just relax guys please don't hurt me please what did you just knock over my phone ryan you know someone slayed very hard to make that iPhone. You just toss it to the side. It's not cool, man. Well, we both just finished Narcos Season 3. Yes! We did. And we both fucking recommend the series as a whole. There's a series on Netflix called Narcos.

So if you have a Netflix account, you can watch it. It's three seasons. It is about drug traffickers in Colombiaombia not colombia from south carolina this is colombia the country and uh 50 fiction 50 non-fiction so it's like a cool blend of like whenever they tell real events they show the actual footage yeah it's based on true stories but of course like of course there's like a lot of um embellishing yeah the actual story but i don't mind because it's a tv show and you expect that unless it's a documentary i don't expect 100 factual retellings of something because i don't i don't i don't think movies that are like based on a true story have an obligation to because if

it's fiction it's fiction but if they're like legitimately trying to betray yeah yeah yeah you know like it not narcos is like a wonderful show so if you like breaking bad stuff like that recommend going to watch that hold on going back to that area with the cement massive garden thing yes where you humiliated me um i just remembered something else that happened the last time we were walking back from uh getting food am i gonna be blamed for something no no no no you were there remember this we're walking around the corner and there's two small twin girls had to be the age of like four or five holding hands just going oh yeah we love each other we love each other we love each other they're the ones that had like pigtails yeah dude that was like something like a horror movie in matching dresses yeah and i was like what the fuck was that they had they were under 10 years old yeah they had their parents with them but still that was just weird as shit i was like

did i just walk into some stephen king novel i remember you and i were just like that was probably one of the most surreal moments we've had all month like just walking by and these two like what yeah how does it make any sense uh i just remembered that i meant to bring that up on a recent podcast but i forgot you know what i'm excited about? What are you excited about? The It movie coming out this Thursday. Oh, speaking of Stephen King. Yeah, dude. You might ask, why are you excited, Ryan?

Why are you excited, Ryan? Mainly because my boy Finn's in it. Finn. And I like his stuff. He's a nice little boy. He's a nice boy. Also, I'm just interested to see a kind of high production Hollywood horror film. Yeah.

I don't know. Whenever they get made, they're kind of shitty. Yeah. I'm actually excited because I've always been a big fan of It. It scared me greatly as a child. Watch it today. See if it still scares you. Probably would, actually.

I mean, that movie's terrifying. And plus, I like Finn a lot. Finn's a cool dude. Hi, Georgie. I'd love to get Finn on this podcast. Finn, if you hear this... No, we already did that test where we told him to tweet something out and he didn't tweet it. Did we do that? He's not a true fan. Fuck you, Finn!

Finn, you hear that? You're public enemy number one to Super Mega. Fuck. Piece of shit. We're gonna string you up by your toes and fillet you. I'ma barbecue that boy. I'm sure his parents would love hearing this. You can seriously press charges. They're threatening you.

I guess that's his dad. That's his dad? Dude, now he's gonna hear you making fun of his parents Finn, I'm sorry! You're making his parents out to be these assholes No, just overprotective Not assholes, don't put sentiments in my head Well, you embarrassed me

in front of those two cute girls Well, it's your fault for not being, uh It's not, it's completely my fault Yeah, um Let's talk about something that happened recently to all of our listeners and viewers in Texas and Louisiana. We wish you the warmest of thoughts. Well, I do wish you all a Merry Christmas. But right now, I wish you the warmest of thoughts, as does Ryan, for those affected by Hurricane Harvey.

Speak for yourself. Okay, Ryan does not wish you the warmest thoughts if you've been affected by hurricane harvey speak for yourself okay ryan does not wish you the warmest thoughts if you've been affected by hurricane harvey i do i do i do i was just reading like whenever stuff like that happens i kind of dodge the whole general destruction aspects and i just go straight into reading like personal stories people have yeah like uh like there's this uh. This is going to be depressing. I don't even know why I'm bringing it up on this podcast. But it made me just think of just how fucking just life is, like how fragile it is. This guy was going to go, like, save his sister's cat or her pet.

Oh, I heard about that. And he was wading through the water, and then he stepped on an electrical wire. Fuck, man. Yeah. So that's... I mean, I hate that. Because it, stuff like that just shows that, you know,

karma doesn't really kind of work, or exist. It's just, you can be doing a really good thing in the heart of this catastrophic event, and it's not gonna end like a movie would where you know you

could last life dude just shit happens and you can die like in a heartbeat it's crazy i just reading all the personal stories just makes me just yeah man just sucks um but like to everyone to all of our sucks for me because i have to read it and feel sad to all of our listeners uh who were affected by hurricane harvey we wish you the best. And we hope that you guys can, you know, put yourself back up from it and everything will be all right. Sorry,

this happened to you. Yeah. And also for those, please be safe in the future. Regards of Florida. Yeah. Hurricane Irma category five is making its way towards probably Florida right now.

It's in the Atlantic. So, um, like if you're in the Atlantic. So, um, like, if you're in Florida... If there's an evacuation, please get out. Don't stay behind. Seriously, it's like, because people stay behind. It's like, oh, it'll be fine. And then I guarantee in that moment when they're in the storm and it's like 150 mile

per hour winds and things are flying through the air, they're like, oh shit, I probably should have left. And then it's too late at that point. So, better safe than sorry, guys. If they say you should evacuate for a storm, it's probably a wonderful, not probably, it is a good idea to actually listen and do it. I know it's a lot of trouble. Some people I feel like it's not impossible, but it's really hard for them. Like they could be old. Yeah.

And like, you know, there's those people that are old and they don't have family around them. It's got to be crazy. Can you call the police? Because I know like a hurricane. No. Because, yeah, I was watching a video where there was this guy with a shotgun kind of guarding this convenience store. He's just people started like running up. He was like, get back.

I'll shoot you. Yeah. And away. And it's just like if Charleston were hit by Category 5, that would destroy the fucking town. Well, it's inevitable, dude. It happened in 1989 when Hurricane Hugo hit. And look what happened. If you look at pictures from that shit, that's horrifying.

My parents lost their entire house. Everything they owned was gone. And they weren't like right on the shore. No, no, no. They were pretty far. They were miles away. And everything was gone. So, but seriously, like, if they say to evacuate, you should definitely listen to that.

And if you're a younger listener and your parents are choosing not to evacuate, maybe you should try to convince them because that's, hurricanes are scary shit. Speaking of hurricanes, are you excited for the movie Geostorm? I haven't seen that much about it. I haven't seen that much about it. Are you excited for Ge movie geostorm i haven't seen that much about it i haven't seen that much about it are you excited for geostorm right no what i don't like those movies that much you don't like natural disaster movies i liked the day i can love those i liked the day after tomorrow but then when they started getting all i mean they're always goofy but when they started getting more goofy what about 2012 do you like 2012 that's that's when it started going downhill i like 2012 when i saw it i my dad hated it and i loved it i saw it in theaters and i was like that was awesome my dad was like that was all right i

mean the guy in front of us in the movie theater was like call call the oscars man best movie of the year wait really yeah i remember my dad was like scoffing at that because he did not like the movie i like the day after tomorrow. Because it's just like, I like destruction with consequence. And I know like you can say consequence, all those cities were destroyed, all those people's lives. But you don't feel anything. Those are just CGI people running around. I liked the day after tomorrow.

They had like a small group of people and then all these big things happen and then small events happen. You can't always be explosions and twisters and shit. Like, remember the scene with the wolves? In Day After Tomorrow? Dude, I haven't seen that movie in so long. That's Jake Gyllenhaal. I remember there's... And that guy that only is in bad movies now. What's his name? He was in

the Cheaper by the Dozen ripoff. I didn't even know they made a Cheaper by the Dozen ripoff. Too Many Kids? What was that movie called? What? Hold on. What the fuck are you talking about Ryan? Yours mine and ours what yours mine and ours Say it so the mic can hear you doongus yours mine and ours. I've never heard of that movie It's the movie where they have like 16 kids instead of 12. Oh stepping it up, dude I think it's 16 Aaron just took a shit by the way. Did he send you the text with the poop emoji?

Yeah. What size? How many poop emojis? There's only one poop emoji. Okay, so a small shit. Today I added a symbol. It's the poop emoji with, like, the bang, like, explosion emoji. Yeah, yeah, a little fire explosion.

Because I just had an explosive shit, and I'm like, this is still the size of a one grade shit, but there's something special about it. And I think that should be documented. I just realized how truly special this podcast is. Like our podcast in general, just like talk about like taking shits and stuff. And I just realized how many people out there are just like, hmm. Or just listening to this.

Like they listen for like the rest of the content, but then like that stuff comes on, they're like, huh. That's interesting. Well, Ryan told me about an explosive shit he took. Yeah, right after they said they feel bad for all the people that are suffering through Hurricane Harvey. They lead directly into talking about shit. Cheaper by the dozen ripoffs and explosive shits. Is that the name of the episode?

Cheaper by the dozen ripoffs. I mean, I would if we could. Explosive shits? If we can't put shits in the title, though. You should be like, nope, no money for you. And unfortunately, guys, we do have to make money off of our podcast because we live in L.A. So we have to support ourselves and pay rent. Something happened.

What happened? I was looking through the jackass comments. What? And I fished through it. I mean, there weren't that many. Oh, no. But one of the comments. No, what?

What? They said that the A was different. I did. I had to change the A in the jackass title. Ryan, I'm sorry. If I just had the regular... We got caught, dude. We're frauds.

If I had to put the regular word jackass, the system would flag it as not advertiser-friendly, and we would get demonetized. That's why I had to use the alpha symbol from the latin alphabet so if you comment oh so it's all about money no but i just rather i'd rather it not get demonetized if i can just replace the a with a different a looking letter from latin so i'm sorry guys i've defrauded you i don't think they were complaining about it they were just noticing it oh i mean yeah it's pretty easy to know and that's that's been a while since we even did the finale of that. I don't even know why I brought it up.

That's a fun game. Is there anything I can put people on blast for? Nope. Being too nice. Ryan, why don't you put them on blast for being the best damn fans in the world? Thank you guys for supporting us. Thank you for joining us, even if you're just starting even if this is your first podcast say it loud and proud and everyone welcome everyone comment under them

go fuck yourself please don't do that go give them a warm welcome if it's your first time say hey it's my first time and everyone else go comment say hey welcome to the club and then call them a fake fan say fake fan you just You just started listening. I've been here since two grown ass men played Club Penguin. I've been here since they deleted their dad announcement video on Kids With Problems.

Speaking of live action stuff, we just, this last weekend, dropped My Two Lovely Uncles, which is our first sketch comedy video back since a long time. Our first music video since Blonde Boys. Yeah. Our first live action sketch. Since over a year.

I want to say since the ASMR Kitchen video. No, we did stuff on Kids of Problem. Remember? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, since, was the SpongeBob the last one then? I think SpongeBob was the last one, yeah. It's been a while. It's been a year.

Diversity. It's been a long time so um go check out like our other live action stuff uh yeah uh matt previously had a channel well okay first of all um we both were part of a sketch comedy group along with our friend daniel called syndigo then that ended and then i joined matt over on kids with a problem i existingly had Kids With Problems. And that's how Super Mega came about. So that's a, wow, what a quick little way to introduce the dynamic, just in case some people didn't know. Yeah, but I mean, there's actually a playlist on our channel now that's full of, like, some of the

sketch comedy videos from all the different channels we've done. So they're all in one place, you can go check that out by looking at our channel. But Two Lovely Uncles came out, it's a music video we worked on for, I mean i i kind of procrastinated with the editing process it could have been done a lot faster but we shot it like the end of june and then i kind of sat on it for a while um but we're very uh grateful for just the whole response the positive response you guys gave to it and um we have more stuff like that on the way and i'm not just saying that we actually already have

another video already completely it's like a fourth through the editing process oh it's way more than a fourth just the amount of time honestly that you kind of go and scrub through things I'm saying like it's probably like halfway edited but the amount of time

probably a fourth of the time I'd say it's probably 75% edited at this point you think it's going to take just a few hours? Yeah, well, I mean, but we have a specific date. Okay, then get it done right now. No, we have a specific date. During the podcast, have it done by the end of the podcast. We have a date it's going to drop on, Ryan.

Okay. And where's that mail video, huh? It doesn't come out until this Saturday. And you haven't started on it, have you? I'm going to start on it. Hmm. I just don't want to right now. I just, I had a right now. I just...

I had a rough night. What happened? Stayed up. Stayed up? Watched Narcos. Stayed up watching Narcos? And then I stayed up doing bad boy stuff. Did bad boy... Hold on. What? Hold on, everyone. I'll be right back. What bad boy

stuff did you do? I watched both bad boys one and two in a row. And then I watched them again backwards. Imagine if you really did that last night. I watched bad boys one, then two, then one again. Oh, I thought you meant like you watched one

and two. Bad boys one, then two, then two, then one. That's what I meant. I thought you meant you watched bad boys one, bad boys two, and then you watched bad, then 1. That's what I meant. I thought you meant you watched Bad Boys 1, Bad Boys 2, and then you watched Bad Boys 1 and 2 backwards. Fully backwards. Have you seen Bad Boys? I've only seen the part where they're throwing dead bodies out of a truck to get a car to stop chasing them.

I have not seen Bad Boys. I think that was Bad Boys 2. There's a Bad Boys video game I'd like to play on the channel. It looks real shitty. I'd like to play it. Do you think Will smith and martin lawrence do the voices in the game yeah you think they'd come on and do an episode with us okay you know what just for the hey jayden i know you listen to us jayden jayden smith or or as i like to call him batman batman batman such a such a such a talented young i i like to call him little, Batman, Batman. Such a talented young man. I like to call him Little J, actually.

Little J? Little J can come and J us off on the podcast if he likes. Please, Jaden. We will legitimately have Will Smith on the podcast if he wants to. Okay, real talk. Would you let Jaden Smith give usden smith like give us like a double hand job if it meant getting like will smith on super mega i love your choice of wording is let him my boy we will let you give us would you allow him allow like like it like he really wants to so

badly yes i will allow you to jerk me off jayden. Jaden Smith says, all right, I can hook you up with my dad and get him on the podcast. Can I jack you off, please? But you got to let me give you guys like a double hand job. He doesn't want to receive any pleasure. He just wants to give pleasure. He just wants to give. Like he's sitting in between us and he's both jerking us off. He's super nice.

Would you let him do it? What if I was down? I'll do it, Ryan. What about you? You in? It has to be a three-man effort here. Will Smith is going to send some Scientology people after him. He's not a Scientologist.

I bet you he is. He's an alleged Scientologist. I bet you he is in the shadows. You think? Yeah. Why would he gain from secretly being a Scientologist? There's a lot of celebrities that are theorized to be Scient Scientologists but haven't said anything about it. I think Will Smith said he's not a Scientologist.

He's also allegedly gay. Well, I can attest to that one. I say allegedly like it's like he is gay. Ew! Stinky Gregay! Hey guys! It's the Stinky Gay here and today

we're playing Five Nights at Freddy's I had liquid in my mouth I wish that was someone's Let's Player name The Stinky Gay Hey what's up guys, the Stinky Gay here today playing more Undertale cause he's just a very flamboyant, happy

homosexual so, little known fact. A little hobby of mine that I just kind of do in my free time is I like tracking hurricanes. I've always been into that since I was in high school. I like checking hurricane maps. Is this one of those things

where you just start to get into it and then you're like, I've been doing this for quite a while. No, no, no. I really haven't. I've been tracking hurricanes since I was fucking seven, bro. No, dude. I've been doing this since high no i really i really haven't tracking hurricanes since i was fucking seven bro no dude i've been doing this since high school i don't know i'm just fascinated by i've never seen you track a hurricane until this one what am i gonna call you in the room and be like roy come check out this hurricane no but you usually tell me when something when you're just doing something's like yeah dude when you're interested in something you

usually tell me because it's hurricane season i'm going to bring it up the rest of the year. You bring up other things throughout the year. But it's hurricane season right now. So I'm going to bring it up now. No. It's rabbit season. Is it? Get it?

Looney Tunes? No, I don't get it, Ryan. Because I don't give a shit about Looney Tunes. Have you ever seen that episode? It's a classic Looney Tunes. Ryan, I was talking about hurricane tracking. And I was looking at, there's a hurricane called Hurricane Jose. And it might go. And you have a friend named Jose.

Yes, but the connection I was making was. I was looking at a hurricane map of Hurricane Jose. And I thought it was really funny. God, I built it up this far literally just to tell this one small thing that's just going to. No, no, keep it. All I was going to say is in the Turks and Caicos. I think that's how you pronounce that place. I just said Turks and Caicos.

Turks and Caicos? I think it's Caicos, yeah. Turks and Caicos. Look, I don't know how to pronounce shit. I just pronounce it the way I've heard it through other people. All right, Turks and Caicos. You know the capital of the Turks and Caicos is right... Wait, I went there.

You've been there? For vacation, yeah. Do you know what the capital is? What? Cockburn Town. Whenever I went to a resort, it was always sad because you have to get on a bus from the airport or whatever or a van or a car depending. And pass all the third world shit. Yeah.

It's like, I'm on my way to my luxury resort. Look at all this third world shit. Man, this is sad. Can you believe people live like this? Anyways, martini. Man, I can't wait to get in the hot tub, drink a martini, and you look out the window and there's like a guy like picking up bread off the ground. I'm pretty sure if I looked intently, I would have seen a dead body.

Jamaica was a cool place. Like in Jamaica, it would rain for 10 minutes and then stop, and then rain for 10 minutes, and then stop for an hour, and then rain for 10 minutes, stop for an hour. It's only so everyone that gets off of a cruise ship and wants to snorkel goes, aw, yay! Because for some reason they think when it rains they're going to cancel snorkeling. Well, don't people want to go snorkeling?

Yeah. That's why they signed up for it. No, they're like, aw, they're going to cancel snorkeling well don't people want to go snorkeling yeah that's why they signed up for it no they're like oh they're gonna cancel snorkeling because it's raining there's more water on top of me now why would you cancel snorkeling if it's raining because it's just it's like you're already gonna be underwater because they're used to the fucking west's hole oh the pool's closed because it's raining oh lightning duh yeah stupid dude like can we talk about lightning how terrifying lightning is i saw a close-up strike recently on a YouTube video. I did too. And it like blasted the ground and it was like raining down.

That's terrifying, dude. You ripped a tree in half. I saw that too. I've seen multiple lightning videos recently. Can we take a moment to... Would lightning make you explode? Because people talk about being struck by lightning. But when I saw that tree being torn apart and then I think about an explosion does does it make you go

sometimes if it's a super big bolt i don't think so from zeus himself i think that um i'm gonna look that up do people explode when they're struck by lightning can we talk about just how terrifying lightning is though because a lot of people aren't that scared of lightning some people are really scared of it i've never been one to be scared of lightning until recently as i've gotten older because think about what it is man it's it's a massive fucking like beam of pure electricity firing down from the sky instantly hitting a random spot and decimating whatever stands in its path so if you're outside during a storm it's like wow any second um a massive beam of electricity could come down from the heavens it's just magic it's just fucking mad like imagine it is magic dude back in the day seeing that come down you're like

what the fuck you think like uh god was angry yeah exactly that's why that's why people like would sacrifice shit during big storms because think about the wind is blowing there's water coming down and there's massive bolts of electricity with huge sounds. Oh my god, man. Storms had to be terrifying back in, like, caveman days. Think about that. I'm still looking up if people can explode from a lightning strike.

I don't think people can explode from lightning. I've seen people that have gotten struck by lightning. They live. They don't explode. When a bolt of lightning does strike a human frame, very bad things happen. In addition to the 300k volts, I don't know what that measurement is. 300,000? I guess.

Volts? Okay, 300,000 volts of energy coursing through you, the power of the strike heats the surrounding air to 50,000 degrees Fahrenheit. How the fuck do you survive a lightning strike if it's 50,000 degrees? Causing third degree burns at the bolt's entry and exit points. Holy fuck. It can also create lightning bolt shaped burn marks. It actually looked pretty cool. Yeah, I've seen the lightning scars.

They're kind of badass. They're caused by bursting blood vessels. The heat and force can singe and shred clothing. Lightning strikes have blown people clear out of their shoes. Now, I don't know if that means like it sends them flying somewhere out of their shoes or if they explode. It means that their shoes stayed perfectly in place and they went flying out of their shoes. It really knocked their socks off. A big reason Florida leads the nation in annual lightning-related deaths and injuries

isn't from regional topography but due to the state's vibrant golf industry because golfers swing clubs oh so people are always holding metal rods yeah so i'm just gonna say right here it is possible for a human body to explode due to a lightning strike and if and if anybody is gonna correct me do it in the comment section because i'd actually like to know but for right now when it says blow you out of your shoes, I'm picturing it makes you explode and there's nothing left but your shoes. Shoes with like some smoke coming out of them? Yeah.

Like a burnt little mark, like a scorched mark on the ground. Like when I saw that tree getting ripped in half, I'm like, how come it doesn't do that to humans? How come it doesn't rip people in half? Because wood is easy to break apart. And I think like when the lightning... So is human skin. Well, no, this body's pretty tough, dude.

Think about that. When the lightning goes down. Give me a spork and I can tear you to shreds. Okay, I'll tell you this. The body can conduct electricity. Wood cannot. We are a good conductor. Wood doesn't conduct electricity.

So when the lightning goes through it, it probably just like. Tears through it. Because it doesn't conduct, it probably just blows it to shreds. And we're really good for conducting electricity i know that's kind of a flaw in god's part god should have been like yeah they probably shouldn't be able to conduct electricity because we're water like we're a lot of yeah probably when god was in the character creator making humans he forgot to untick the box that said conduct electricity well i mean we originally came from microscopic organisms at the bottom of the ocean

that eventually due to evolution was able to go on land and lay it's eggs on land there's a billboard in Glendale that's like an anti-evolution billboard it's got the man evolving

from the monkey graph and it's got a big X over it and it's like learn the truth call this number um i'd like to call and i can see what what they gotta say what if i call it jokingly and i'm on the phone for like an hour and i come back like ryan i know you're gonna laugh at me but evolution's not real man i listened to it and i i've become enlightened i'm like what do you believe in well Well, the genie from Aladdin created Adam and Eve. Just replace God with the genie and then see how the Bible reads. Ryan, say that shit. I just think it would be goofy.

Imagine the genie from Aladdin. Like coming back as in human form as Jesus Christ and shit. Do you still have Robin Williams' voice? Yeah. When was the last time you saw Aladdin? Man, I haven't seen Aladdin in like 10 years. What's the last classic Disney movie you saw? Like 2D animated.

I think the animated rendition of Deez Nuts. Oh, that was a beautiful one. That was really good. Also not a Disney movie. I don't know the last animated Disney movie I've seen. I honestly can't remember. What about you? See, I haven't seen one in years, but I think the last one I saw was Bambi.

It was just on somewhere, and I watched it. Does Lilo and Stitch count? Yes, that's a Disney movie. I don't know if you meant classic old Disney movie. I think any 2D animated Disney movie right now is just a classic, just because you don't see too many 2D animated movies. What about The Princess and the Frog? Some people liked it.

I went to go see it in theaters. Wasn't it kind of just a flop though? Like Disney's like, we're going to do our first 2D animated film in so long all by hand and then like no one went and saw it. No, but I remember like all the hype for it. Like there was a lot of people like excited for it for their own reasons. But I don't know. It just kind of just didn't do well. Yeah.

I mean, I saw it. It didn't do too much for me. The villain was dumb. Did you see it? I did not. I had no interest in high school to go see that movie. The side characters weren't really that memorable. It's disappointing, man.

I mean, you can say that. Like, I mean, but I'd rather watch Princess and the Frog than Snow White. Really? I like Snow White, and I like those classic stories just because I would enjoy, like, the history of it, I think. History doesn't make it entertaining, dude. I think it does.

I think it adds, like, some enjoyment to it for me. Yeah, we're all different people. Okay. Some people are just mentally insane. The fuck did you say? Nothing, dude. There's one Disney movie that I just could never sit through all the way. What was it?

I feel bad for saying this because this is like a classic. Sleeping Beauty. You know, there's actually a lot of Disney classics I haven't seen. I just haven't seen. I don't think i've seen sleeping beauty like i've seen bits and pieces of them but um growing up i just never watched these things i mean you're right they're fine for history's sake but in terms of being movies that are enjoyable for me i don't i don't like enjoy them like i'm not gonna put on snow white or sleeping beauty and watch it and be enthralled by what's going on yeah exactly you can show me it in a film class and i'll be like wow look at the animation put on Snow White or Sleeping Beauty and watch it and be enthralled by what's going on. Yeah, exactly. You can

show me it in a film class and I'll be like, wow, look at the animation. You can tell they kind of like... With old animation, did they draw over humans like mocap? Like, was that early mocapping? Didn't they draw over people? No, I don't think so. Because look at the motion

of them. It's so fluid. I think they were just really amazing animators back in that day. How would they draw over people? Pictures? Yeah. And then they'd do pictures or they'd film them or something. I'm going to look that up, actually. Because it's very...

I always thought the animation looked kind of like... I don't know. Someone took real life a little bit. Yeah, yeah. They are very fluid. That's true. Ew. See, that shows what I know fluid, and that's true. Ew. See, that shows what I know about Sleeping Beauty.

I didn't even know she was this blonde bitch. She was this blonde bitch? I didn't know! She had the three godmothers? That's Cinderella. Sleeping Beauty. Fuck, dude, I don't know shit about that stuff. No, no, no. Cinderella's the bippity-boppity-boop godmother.

What? She's the bippity-boppity-boop she's the bippity boppity boop and then sleeping beauty is the one with maleficent dude the only disney princess i like is elsa i like when her and spider-man get in cahoots with each other and you know they they have to change each other's diapers and did you like frozen i haven't seen frozen oh okay i feel like you've started to see more movies. I have, yeah. But just, like, think about, like, in my mindset, when it came out, I was, like, a high school guy, and I just didn't have any interest in seeing Frozen, I guess. I was like, I'm not going to go pay to see Frozen. I don't really care because I wasn't really into movies like that in high school, so I didn't really.

You were too cool for Frozen, dude? I was way too cool for Frozen, dude. so I didn't really... You were too cool for Frozen, dude? I was way too cool for Frozen, dude. Was that in your mind? You were like, if I get seen watching Frozen, people are going to think I'm so uncool.

No, I just didn't want to see it. It's like a princess movie. I had no interest in it. Oh, okay. We can see that Matt doesn't support female empowerment. No, it's not that. I just didn't have any interest in Frozen, dude. It's for kids.

I was a talking snowman. So was Cars 3, and you loved that movie. I didn't see Cars 3, Ryan. It's still in theaters. It's begging. How? It's begging for us to see it. How is it still in theaters?

Because it wants us to see it. It's begging to be put out of its misery. I have to go see it. It's saying, kill me! If it's still in theaters this weekend, I'm going to have to go see it. Okay, how is it? I don't get it. Christian, my friend.

When did it come out? Ages ago. Because this is how long ago it was my friend christian when he got back from japan was like for fuck's sake i went to go see baby driver and it's already out of theaters but thank god cars 3 is still showing holy shit when did it come out june 16th why is it how is it made enough money to still be in theaters why are they still running that shit? The budget was... Well, listen to this. The budget was like $175 million.

And then their box office so far is $343.2 million. Oh, wow. So they're squeezing that shit out. Of course Cars was going to do well. Yeah, I mean, it's a Pixar movie. Hey, Pixar, you don't have to try so much anymore. Ha ha. Man.

When's Pixar? I've always wanted Pixar to make like a... A good movie? A good adult movie. Not like adult, but a more mature movie. That's not for kids. That'd be cool. They were kind of going that route with Up, I feel.

Yeah. Like in the beginning. And kind of like... I don't know. having the protagonist be an old man was definitely a step up because you don't i mean name another animated movie that gets you to kind of be like oh okay yay have kids really uh um excited identify with an old man and his his problems i uh when i see like a more mature film i i would like for pixar to do something like sausage party but actually do a good job where they make like oh you mean like vulgar

yeah like like a like a mature comedy film ah when you said mature i thought you meant mature oh and like mindset mature no not not mature i had a teacher in high school that always said mature she said mature okay and every time she's like a little old lady and every time she No. Not mature. Mature. I had a teacher in high school that always said, mature. She said, mature. Mature. And every time, she was like a little old lady, and every time she said that, I'd laugh, and I just couldn't help it. She'd be like, y'all need to start acting mature.

I'm going to take a wild guess. She was not an English teacher. Nope. Okay. She was an art teacher. Very sweet lady who actually one day on the weekend just called my cell phone and was like hey matt and i was like hello she's like it's miss blah blah blah i was like hey you're working on your drawings i was like yes that's good well have a good weekend and then

just hung up but i was like she's like love you i was so confused why my teacher called me on the weekend to ask if I was working on my drawings it's the weirdest shit dude my teacher's never called are teachers supposed to call their students no

that's a bit why would a teacher call a student didn't you go see a movie with one of your teachers yeah but it was like with other kids Matt are you blocking

something out that no no no in 7th grade I saw the movie Igor with my math teacher and some other kids dude that movie sucked it was a field trip right

yeah it was like on a weekend she's like hey we're all gonna do like a fun class thing if you wanna come you can come see Igor but that had nothing to do

with the lessons or the class no it was just the teacher just trying to connect with the students it was fun do you think she was lonely do you think she wanted

people to hang out with her you know what dude that's kind of I never thought of it that way. Now that kind of makes me sad. Maybe she was just kind of a lonesome teacher. She just wanted some friends. I just want someone to hang out with.

Well, I went and saw Igor and it was a shitty movie. That's all I got from it. Yeah. Pixar really didn't do a good job with that one. Who mo-caps Igor? John Cusack. Dude, I would like for you to play Igor in like a live action Igor remake

I could do it do you have a higher chance of getting pregnant if you do a handstand after a guy comes inside of you not like you personally of course but like if you're a female you know dude I haven't tried it I might have to

if you're a female and you do like a 30 second handstand after sex does your chance of of having a child increase dude i don't know that might that might up the chances that might that might get that gravity's working working with the see they're going like mock speed if you're doing a handstand. Yeah, dude, that's actually... I never thought of that. I would be interested in some of the comments that the sex expert, I'm sure we got plenty of them listening, if you could tell us if doing a

handstand after sex, unprotected sex, increases your chance of pregnancy. Actually, a little sex ed fact for everybody, missionary position is the easiest way to get pregnant. Really? Yeah. So, keep that one in mind, guys. sex ed fact for everybody missionary position is the easiest way to get pregnant really yeah so uh keep that one in mind guys it's also the most boring position that's not true that's right i'm saying i'm taking on sex it's me ryan mcgee hello dude can we do a sex ed series

on the channel where it's like uh it's like an early 2000s PSA and you're teaching about sex ed. Can I have sex in the actual video? God, how shocked do people be? Because if we actually uploaded that, at least like a thousand, 2000 people could see it before it got removed. And those people would be in absolute shock. Like, holy shit. Oh my God.

For those who are interested, send in your mom's application to my Snapchat. Just take pictures of her naked and send it to my Snapchat and then maybe she'll get hired to do a... be in one of our videos. Dude, if you get some real mom nudes, you're gonna get mom nudes, man. I'm telling you. You're gonna get mom nudes. There's no way I'm getting

mom nudes. You're gonna get some mom nudes, dude. If I get one mom nude, that would be surprising, but I hope I don't... I hope I don't. Okay, weudes, dude. If I get one mom nude, that would be surprising, but I hope I don't... Okay, we gotta promise this. If you get a mom nude, replay it so I can see the mom nude. Okay. Mom nudes have gotta be my favorite. Are we gonna have kids that are socially unaware

sneaking in and taking pictures of their mom naked? Do not do that, guys. Don't do that shit. For fuck's sake. Consents to taking nude pictures for us ask your mom can i please take a nude picture of you for this man on the internet and she somehow says guy on on youtube say mom there's these two 20 something year old let's players uh and they are they you know they wanted to see some nude mom pics mom would you mind

taking off your top for me and taking a picture? I'm just going to take a picture, and then I'm going to send it to Eli Rye McGee 2. We're not looking for 20-something moms. We're looking for mom. I'm not going to discriminate between any moms, but the mom that I – if you're a mom, you're open to. Okay, but here's the thing. I'm mainly looking for 40-year-old, 50-year-old moms. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah here's

the thing but i can't i can't i don't know i just feel like it's unfair because age is but a number man that's true that's so true what what about like how are we gonna know though it's not just some some lonely older woman how do we know it's a real mom um because they have to send us either a c-section scar if you're over 18 if you could just take a selfie so you're in the foreground with your mom naked in the background to prove that it's a mom and also uh you're gonna have to hold up some id in the picture in the foreground to show that you are over the age of 18 to prove that it's legal because we don't want to get in any then your mom could be in a sex ed video with me yeah and i could be porking her ryan mcgee will pork your mom everybody there's a

there's there's a chance i could be someone's stepdad out there not like currently because that's not like i'm no i'm nobody's stepdad right now or dad you ready to come clean go ahead dude i think it's time listen um jeremy i'm your dad ryan could you adopt me technically because you're younger yeah i think so i'm 21 you're 23 i could become your legal guardian right could you like there's no rules against there's got no yeah i'm pretty sure if you're over the age of 18 like if you consent and i consent matt for taxes that could be amazing you could claim me as an independent yes shit dude let's fucking do this let's go sign up

then you're my legal guardian yes I mean would you like that I don't know man that'd actually be pretty fun you know just a couple of bros but also legal guardian bros like you're my bro but you're also my legal guardian but you have to follow my rules

that's true okay as long as you're not too legal guardian. But you have to follow my rules. That's true, okay. As long as you're not too tough. No hurricane watching after midnight. Dang it! Is that like, I just imagine that's what your parents had to do. It's like, Matt, no looking at hurricanes. Dang it, Mom, I need to track this one! Until you're done with your homework.

Hey! Turn off that Japanese music. I hear that. I hear that. Hey, hey, hey. It's Fat Albert. How often do you hear me playing Japanese music? Often.

Really? You hear it? I started to do more of that. I mean, it's just by coincidence. I don't look up Japanese music, but it's like, I'm on the Super Mega account, and there'll be the live streams that you listen to, and I'll turn those on when I'm playing Overwatch with friends

or I'm alone in my room cleaning it up and stuff like that, or if I'm playing a video game in general. You listen to some Japanese music? It's good. I mean, it's just good music. You didn't tell me that. Ryan McGee? Dipping his toes in the pool of weeb? I listen to the stream where it's like the chick whose pants and shirt, and then you can see her oddly proportioned stomach.

Oh, is she like in the chair? Where she kind of looks semi-pregnant. Is she like leaning back in the chair playing? It's not really Japanese music. That's just chill hop. That's that one, and then I listened to another one where it's like Tokyo something. There's a samurai dude. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, dude.

Hey, if you want some good Japanese music, I got some for you. Aaron and I have been sharing our collections of 80s Japanese retro pop. It's good stuff, dude. It's good stuff, I do have to say. Share it with him. I love it. But I'm not sharing it with any of you guys because you don't deserve it. Fucking nerds!

Guys, can we talk about the beef between Drake and Josh, guys? Are you telling me Josh didn't invite Drake to his fucking wedding, bro? That's exactly what I'm telling you, man. News got out that Josh Peck had a wedding and didn't invite Drake Bell to his

wedding. What a fucking cock, dude. So here's the thing. Fucking libtard. That's what he is. You know, nobody else is going to say it, but I will. I'm not scared to say it. Yeah, I'll say it, dude. Josh Peck is a fucking cuck, dude. Look, I know it's, you know, the unpopular opinion.

And when I speak the truth, a lot of people are going to be mad. But Josh Peck, okay, is a fucking, he's a vlogger now he's a vlogger yeah they both are drake and josh are both vloggers does drake vlog yeah dude drake vlogs have you not seen drake's vlogs is this channel called drake vlogs yo what's up guys drake vlogs make sure to check my other channel drake plays and drake pranks man this podcast has just been all over the place this is one of those episodes Where we just don't have like a solid topic to talk about So it's just like every two seconds something Different guys

We gotta thank our boy Connor Connor Youngland On Twitter at at C Youngland He uh he's he does like The tech end of this podcast he uh He uploads it for us um Like to iTunes And all that stuff so Connor you've been a huge help so far thank you so much go follow

him on Twitter check him out he helps with the podcast lovely little boy yeah he's actually going to school to become the next Messiah so yeah it's actually I didn't even know you could major in that but apparently lo and behold you can so look out for him he's gonna be on a cross sometime near you on a cross near you

coming soon to a cross near you. Jesus Christ. Is that how they advertise Jesus' crucifixion? Like a movie trailer? Yeah, they just had Roman guards saying that in the front of well-established businesses. This Sunday. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.

Watch your Messiah become crucified that's when the date pops up like oh man I'm sorry mom I am sorry oh but uh you know that was this has been a great podcast don't forget mom's out there to send in your application but guys thank you so much for listening this has been episode 59 next episode