supermegashow - EP 63 - Off The Hook

Episode Date: October 7, 2017

Matt recalls a very uncomfortable moment and Ryan grills him for it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hey guys, welcome to the CuckCast. I'm Matt Watson. And I'm Ryan. We're both well-renowned cucks. Some would say world-renowned. Yeah, I would say that. But basically, we both have wives. And we rent a hotel room out for a weekend and we go on Craigslist and search for men to fuck our wives. Absolutely. I really – While we watch.

While we watch. We don't just let men fuck our wives. That would be cheating, obviously. No, we watch. We're part of it. We don't actually partake in the fucking, but we do watch. I mean, I derive, and so does Ryan, we derive a lot of pleasure

from watching another man have intercourse with our wives. There's really nothing wrong with being a cuck. No, nothing wrong. Just remember, you know, cuck pride. How many people are going to take that seriously? Wait, they're cucks? I knew they were cucks! I didn't know they had wives! Wait a second.

I thought they didn't have any relationships. They lied to us. There could be one person out there that took that beginning part seriously and actually thought that... Because we're not cucks. Yeah, definitely. Oh, shit, man. Could you imagine if we were cucks, though, and we liked watching other men have intercourse with our wives? Yeah, that would be crazy.

Engaging in coitus with them. Anyway, episode 63. And we liked watching other men have intercourse with our wives. Yeah, that would be crazy. Engaging in coitus with them. That would be ridiculous, wouldn't it? Anyway, episode 63. Here we are, sitting on the couch, talking into the microphone. K-I-S-S. I-N-G. What are we going to talk about today, Ryan? Do you have any topics prepared?

I did have topics. I wrote down topics, and now they're gone. Guess why? Because I forgot the password to my fucking phone and i and it got disabled and so i looked up online and on apple's official website and on every website it's like oh you forgot the passcode to get in your phone well you have to restore your phone to factory settings that's so stupid because you also had the thumbprint enabled i know which makes my thumbprint would be a better indication of me than a password.

One deals with my physical representation as a person. The other is just a mental note that could be stolen. Someone could be like what's your password? Or they watched you enter it and then they can enter it. Do they think that someone cut off my hand is trying to get in my phone? And honestly, if someone cut off my hand and used my thumbprint, they deserve to get in my phone.

They deserve to get in my phone. I don't even know if it would work because the screens use that. I used to, what I found out was I thought that iPhone screens, you know how they won't work if you use like a pencil or an eraser? Yeah. I thought it was because it detected like warmth or some shit or some texture. It's because your fingers produce electricity or something. So when you touch the screen, it like cuts off some kind of electricity

and that's how it knows you're touching it. So it's... I just explained that so terribly. Probably. And that's probably not how it works at all, but that's what Ross told me. Ross said that it has to do with... I'll blame it on Ross. I'm sorry. No, Ross told me the correct thing. I just

don't remember it. Because, you know, you have electrons going through your fingers. But, yeah. So I had to delete everything. It's's unfortunate too because like i had a lot of like personal shit like back from the past on there that i wish yeah a lot of memories back from south carolina back in the days especially like with daniel that is now lost that's unfortunate man i'm sorry but you know thanks apple you live and you learn. Seriously, on their website, it says you have to restore it if you forgot the password. There's no bringing it in and getting someone to help you with it. Like you can't bring it in and verify your identity.

No. Which is weird. You'd think that would be a thing. I know. Why isn't that a thing? Do you want to tell everyone? Oh, they're not supposed to give themselves backdoor access. That's why, because of that whole thing.

Oh, yeah. They don't even have a backdoor. Do you want to tell everyone what oh they're not supposed to give themselves backdoor access that's why because that whole thing oh yeah they're not they don't even have a backdoor do you want to tell everyone what your uh what your password was that you thought it was well my original password was jew and then i thought i changed the password i tried all these different things okay here's another part of the story okay so i updated my phone but i was like i smoked that night and so i was really i was really high okay um and so it told me that i had to make it was mandatory that i had to change my password so being high me i was like oh okay and then i you know thought of something and then of course because i was high i wake up the next morning and this is this happened

like probably a week or two weeks before because i've been using touch id um so you made this like quick just throw away password yeah had to and so i thought i just changed it to plural jews wasn't working so then i tried jewish did not work i love how your mind like in your mind these are all possible passwords you're like jews but then there was, then I tried cock. Cox. I thought it was going to be Cox. Because I'm like, reminds me of South Carolina, the game Cox. It's funny.

Some people understand it. Others won't. And then I tried poo-poo. And that was the last password I tried. I love how these were all in your line of thinking. You're like, these are possible passwords I could have created poo poo that says a lot

I probably would have done the exact same thing I wanted it to be like very tiny letters and something easy I'm going to remember poo poo but obviously I didn't remember whatever it was R.I.P. man don't smoke drugs kids that is a lesson kids not to do drugs

don't go smoking any of that grass because then you uh then then look what happens you end up having to restore your phone to its factory settings well if if apple didn't make me change your password i was already comfortable with i know i just i don't that's like remember remember in high school you'd have an account on like the school system and they make you change your password every three months and it's like sorry you can't use that one you already used it and then i just have to make something new and i remember one it ends up making it worse for you yeah i forgot my password so i did like leave class in the middle of class and go to like the the tech guy and he was this really old white

man and his voice was like this like he whispered he had an asmr voice in real life um and he's he was just very um he's a very sweet man but i just remember like i felt so embarrassed that i forgot my password because he just had this like look on his face like matthew matthew i just and then um ding dong matthew matthew this is ding dong as an older man i um i remember though because i forgot my password i think i had to like pay some fee or something it was ridiculous. My school, if you didn't have your ID, if you came to school. You had to give like five bucks.

Yeah, and I'm like, that's bullshit. We had to do the same thing. It's so stupid. It's like an ID fee because you have to go in and they have to print you out a sticker, which you can just slap on. Which definitely cost a lot of money. You know what I did? I lost my ID.

Five dollars for a sticker. It's so stupid. I know. I said this. I said, you know, I did? I lost my ID and I said... $5 for a sticker. It's so stupid, I know. I said this. I said, you know, I'm not paying that stupid fine. So I got a little piece of cardboard in art class and I cut it the same shape of the ID and I drew myself on it. And I walked around school for two months with that before a teacher finally caught

on that it wasn't a real ID. For those who go to Dutch Fork High School, which I'm sure there's many of them listening. If you happen to go to Dutch Fork High School and you forgot your ID, just go up to the front office. And before they give you the sticker, say, Ryan McGee from Super Mega, who used to go here. He's an alumni. Okay.

And he's famous. So he says that I don't need it. So just tell him that and then they'll let you go. I'd like to actually see that. See if someone would try that. Someone please film themselves with a cell phone doing that in my old high school. I wonder if there's anyone listening that did go to your old high school

They changed so much about it like it's such a different building now they added a lot of stuff. They added that huge bust of you at the front when you first walk in. The what? The massive bust of you. The big statue. Oh yeah the big statue. Cause you went on to be such a famous Let's Player. No but they added like a sports building. A sports? bust of you the big oh yeah yeah the big statue you went on to be such a famous let's play no but

they like added like a uh sports building a sports a gymnasium i don't know i haven't been in it i all i know is that the uh exterior looks different and then like an ad they made the a parking lot bigger in the front of it nice i went back to my high school um i haven't been inside i just wanted to go visit some old teachers and stuff and see how they were doing and when I went in I just like I didn't know a single person there a bunch of the teachers I liked were gone now and I was like oh this is weird and I left like

five minutes later I still know there's like two teachers that I like know very well that still teach there I don't want to say their names of course one of my favorite teachers is gone and my other favorite teacher is gone. So when I went back, it just felt weird because I realized like all the good feelings I had about

high school were because of the people I went with. And now that I'm there, people, the teachers, the whole overall experience of having to get up in the morning and then go home. So when you go back out a way to get to a friend's house after school, when your parents are still at work,

so all that shit. So when you get back, it's like, it just like, that's all gone gone so it just feels like a weird it feels like everyone else has moved on and you're like back again if it does feel sad it's weird i just feel sad in general when i think about how like my fucking friends like some of them are like one of them's like no yeah some of them are high school teachers now that's all i just feel like i was just in high school can i it feels like i was just in high school. It feels like I was just in high school, but high school was six years ago or

seven or so years ago. Wow. Wasn't that like, let's see, 12. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're two grades ahead of me, right? Oh, so it's only been five years since high school? When did you graduate? Or when would you have graduated? 12. I would be in 16th grade right now if I was still in

school and you'd be in 18th grade if it went that far i'd have i should have graduated already but i didn't i didn't either dude high five dropouts whoo i never thought i'd be a college dropout ever like my whole life i was scared to become a college dropout because my family kind of nailed it into my head how important school was and how most of society especially well i mean i can't who would have who who could have foreseen that i would have been able to move to los angeles like i get the mindset because i wouldn't have been able to do what i'm doing as you know with um if i was still living in south carolina yeah like i don't i don't think i i just wouldn't have met the people that I met and, you know, gotten the connections that I've had.

Definitely not. And, um, so I understand because in South Carolina, getting a degree is probably super important for if you want to go into like, I guess an engineering job or teaching job or just a business job in general, because people apparently look at your diplomas and they go, that's good. They give you a big check on it. Oh, my God. Oh, I have a story.

Yeah? What is it? So this weekend, I went to a concert and it's for my friend's band, Tinny Sin, Luke and Tess. They're very cool people and they have a really cool little electronic band um called tennyson so anyway i i went to their show and before the show we got dinner we hung out and had a great time um but before the show started this guy came up to me and he was like really excited and he was like hey dude i'm a huge fan and i was just like oh of course my let's plays yeah i was like i love how that's the first thought you and I have to come to.

When someone goes, dude, I love your stuff. The first thing we go to is, oh, our Let's Plays. Okay, cool. Wow, really? Which I don't have a problem with. Yeah, no, of course. It's super nice. Like anyone who comes up to me and says hi, hey, apparently I have resting bitch face.

Never be afraid to come up to me and say hi. I'm always appreciative and I'm always happy to see the people who support me. We love seeing you guys in public. Again, I might look like I'm pissy because I've been told by multiple people that I just always look like I'm in a bad mood. So. But anyway, this guy comes up and he's like shaking my hand. He's like, dude, I'm such a big fan. I've been watching or I've been I've been watching you grow since the beginning.

And I'm thinking I'm here thinking like, oh, he knows me from YouTube. Yeah. So I'm like, cool, man. Thank you so much. And then all of a sudden it dawned on me. Oh, he thinks that I'm the guy from this band. He thinks that I'm Luke from Tennyson who was standing right next to me.

And so was Tess, the other, the girl from it. And Tess noticed. Yeah, Tess was watching. And she was just watching in horror as I came to this realization of oh oh no oh no he thinks I'm this guy but at this point I'd already entertained this guy's thought for like half a minute to a minute because I thought he knew me from YouTube so I'd gone along with it like thank you so much so much and I didn't know what to do that point

I was like okay do I just go wait a second I'm not i'm not i'm not luke i'm not the guy you think you're talking to or do i just let this guy have this moment do i just let him have it were you stealing luke's fame i was stealing luke's fame so i was so uncomfortable in that moment i was like what do i do tell this person hey sorry i i'm actually a let's player do i continue having him think I'm this amazing artist Like talented artist musician So I It was because I was too uncomfortable

Which one? He was so excited and I had gone along with it For like a minute straight now It was too late for me to like back out So I'm like please just let the conversation end And Tessa's just watching the whole time And I'm like oh man Yeah yeah yeah yeah thank you So I'm like, please just let the conversation in, please. And Tessa's just watching the whole time. And I'm like, oh, man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. Thank you. And he starts asking, like, specific questions. And I was like, yeah, yeah. Just because I wanted it to end. And I was balls deep in this. I couldn't end it.

Was Luke standing with you? He was, but he wasn't paying attention. What was he doing? He was talking to someone. How hard would it have been, though, on your part to be like, oh, my God. Okay, I'm not Luke. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

This is Luke. And then Luke would be like, what? And then he's like, oh, hey, hey, man. How's it going? Perfect. Then he would have gotten to meet his hero. You stopped this kid from meeting this guy that he likes because you thought it was an awkward situation.

It was uncomfortable. And you thought it would be awkward situation. It was uncomfortable. And you thought it would be better to assume someone's identity. You would have done the same thing. Why would I do this? You would have. Trust me. No, I would not have. I would not have stolen someone's identity.

Listen. And accepted their congratulations from a fan. Because I really wanted to meet them and paid money to come see them. Let me explain myself. If I wasn't in this situation i would say of course i would i would say oh it's not me and give you but when you're in that moment and you realize it's been going on for a minute and then you realize he's talking about someone else the awkwardness of that like you just i couldn't bring myself to do it yeah but then you

legitimately pretended to be luke you legitimately took like because i i didn't know what you do he went thanks luke and you're like, hey, you're welcome. You spoke as someone you weren't. That's how the conversation ended. He went, he goes to shake my hand and I'm like, it's over. And he goes, Luke, right? And I said, yeah. Remember, he said, Luke, right?

He's like, Luke, right? You are Luke, aren't you? That was your out. That was the perfect out. But that was two minutes into the conversation. Who cares? Then you could have been like, oh my God, it would have been funny.

He was like, oh, I thought he was you. It would have been this funny little moment. And the thing was like, I hope people are gonna be mad at me for this.

It'd be like, you're such a fucking asshole. I was, it was purely out of awkwardness. I didn't know how to react. You assumed someone's identity. I did. And then right away,

I told Luke. And took the applause. But I did, however, well, I didn't soak up that applause that you assumed someone's identity I did and then right away I told Luke and took the applause I didn't soak up that applause that was one of the most uncomfortable moments of my life you're sitting there just going oh I like this I was like yes I am Luke call me Luke but I immediately told him afterwards

we had a good laugh about it and then later that night you didn't tell the kid you told Luke I wanted that kid to have that I said you know what let him believe it. Let him just go home and say... He's going back home. He's gonna look at a picture and just be like, wait a sec. Oh, no. Or he probably found out later that night. Right when he got on stage.

He's like, wait, why is Luke out in the audience? Why did that asshole say he was Luke? I hope whoever that guy was, I hope he understands my situation and I hope he can forgive me. Maybe it was Quince, maybe my name was Luke too and I also had a band if someone comes up to me and goes Tom Hanks I love your work

I'm not gonna go yeah well hold on Ryan hold on hold on I know what you're gonna bitch about someone comes up to me someone comes up to me and goes dude I love your work you've made me laugh my whole family sits around and watches your shit and at the end of it they go tom hanks right i'm like to go

oh yeah yeah tom hanks yes that was me the person you were thinking of it's like no no no it's because i realized you must i'm not i'm not that guy it's because i realized halfway through one of his sentences when he was talking about like a show he saw me at and he just kept going he didn't give me a chance to speak so that that was one of the reasons it was awkward. So it's his fault? Yes, completely. You're blaming him? 100%.

Okay, now you hear it. But later that night, we went to a party afterwards and a total of seven people thought I was Luke at that party. And every time I told them I'm not Luke. Okay, good. So I made it right. So you tried to make it right. The only person I didn't tell was the bartender who kept giving me free drinks because he

thought I was Luke. So you'll use it if it benefits you. Because I was standing with Tess. So you say you're not soaking in the applause, but technically, in a way, you soaked it up just a little bit. There's nothing bad about it. There's nothing wrong about it. Here's the thing.

He never said he thought I was Luke. He just kept giving me free drinks, and I was always with Tess, so I just assumed. I'm like, oh, he probably thinks I'm Luke. But it's free drinks. Or maybe the bartender liked Tess and was like, I'm going to treat her friends right. Oh, that totally could have been it too. Well, regardless, people kept coming at me like, Luke, I love the show, man.

I was like, I'm not Luke, but thanks. Because we look kind of similar. We don't look that much alike. But I guess just because I was with Tess. That's a good, clear picture of Luke. I want to look at this shit. There he is. Hold on. There's Tess.

Him. Is that what he looks like now? No. That's a bowl cut. Okay. That's not a bowl cut. Let me see. That's not a bowl cut. Well, he doesn't have that. Now it's like a very stylish slick back. Not a slick back, but it's like what you do. It's long and he kind of pushes

it back. It looks very handsome. Kind of like what you do. It's long and he kind of pushes it back It looks very handsome Kind of like what you do Yeah, a little bit His is longer though Oh Is this him? No Who is this?

Some actor, I don't know Okay, this kind of looks like a bowl cut This one Yeah, a little bit The shorter bowl cut I really do feel bad though About that whole situation I just

Like I wanted to say I wasn't Luke But it just Because the conversation had been going on so long and I had been going along with it, explaining that to him, I was just so uncomfortable. I didn't know what to do. I panicked.

That's why I said I was Luke. I wasn't trying to, like, take his identity. I just, oh, I just panicked. I didn't know what to do.

You were like, what would it be like to be famous for a day? I just, I want to be famous. This is, I want to see what it's like to be Luke from Tinney's film.

I love that story. I love that so much It's so awful It was so uncomfortable But the show was amazing The after party was fun I got to meet Skrillex He showed up and I got a picture with him That was a life changing experience

He crushed my hand with his handshake Does he have pads on his body So whenever he shakes someone's hand it goes boom. Yeah dude. Like he has these touch pads and whenever like something happens it triggers a sound effect that happens. And he drops the, I said yo Skrill drop it hard. And then he grabbed my hand and crushed it. And then dropped it hard. And he dropped

it hard. And went, I'm Pickle Rick boom boom boom boom boom And he debuts his new Pickle Rick trap remix at the party and everyone goes nuts. You should tell Tess and Luke that they should start just doing Pickle Rick remixes. Just like every song, just like the drop is. I turned myself into a pickle, Morty. Yeah, they'd get huge.

Everybody would be laughing. They'd be like, this is so funny. I wouldn't be able to stop myself from dancing every time I heard that. I mean, she's listening right now. She listens to our podcast. Hi, Tess. Thanks for the cool show. Thanks for introducing me to Skrillex. Yeah. Awesome.

If you could get him to meet Tom Cruise. That would be cool. Or other celebrities. Actually, not Tom Cruise. I don't like like Tom Cruise he's a real piece of shit if you could get him to meet Pharrell you're always telling me

you want to meet Pharrell I love Pharrell man this morning we were driving and you were like do you think there's any way you can get me to meet Pharrell and I'm like sorry Matt I don't have those connections I'm asking you like every day and I always forget the responses that you don't have those connections tests it would mean the world to my boy matt if you could get him in a room with pharrell one-on-one please and we know you have that power come on please and luke pull some

strings luke you're a very handsome man and i'm not you use use your snapchat a little inappropriately with pharrell if it if it benefits matt in some way oh absolutely you know luke just send him some kind of racy pictures that yeah we're gonna say oh man this this boy's cute they could do a switch like you could be like luke could be like hey pharrell let's work on a new track bro and then oh and then i'll go as luke yeah yeah exactly okay i gotta start using this power to my ability yeah start going to big hollywood parties saying i'm luke pretty i'm i'm luke i'm him everyone's like oh dude i love your music like thanks man i know steven colbert's gonna come up to you and be like can i have you on the show like absolutely just like fully take over his his

persona and his life i would love that start dating i don't think luke would i don't think he'd be too well he could take my spot he could be on super mega he could give up his life of touring the world doing amazing music and is he funnier than you um i think i'm i think i'm fun how funny is he matt i think i'm the funniest person i know okay okay um i don't think a lot of people are funnier than me okay uh if i'm being fair so okay he's he's he's marginally funny okay you know i mean it's kind of hard to be funnier than me is he okay but is he witty oh he's very witty okay so he'd do he'd do well on the show yeah he'd do okay yeah okay he'd do well that's good no because you have to be witty to be on super mega absolutely you got to be the

smartest you got to be on your a game when it comes to comedy and you got to be good at playing video games overall luke very funny test very cool i had a great time with them and you should go check out their music uh it'll be i'll put it in the description they're cool they're cool dudes cool cats cool cats um what's the name of one of their hot tracks by hot i mean popular oh they just uh they just dropped one called Uh-Oh that's their new album and they got a really good song like Uh-Oh SpaghettiOs? yeah the album cover is just a bunch of SpaghettiOs that would be a great album cover for Uh-Oh

they got a really beautiful piece of art but I actually think it's done on SpaghettiOs think of it as just like the color of soup and then just the words Uh-Oh kind of floating a little it's just a that's a great idea Tess and, kind of floating a little. Yeah. It's just a, God. Like, that's a great idea.

Tess and Luke kind of need to hire us for marketing. Yeah, I kind of think they do. I think they kind of messed up with the drop of their album. If they had waited one more week to drop this new album, they could have consulted with us about marketing. They could have had the funny Let's Players that draw connections between every simple fucking facet of their life. Just like, man, you guys missed out. I'm sorry. But what is it?

Too bad, so sad? Go home, tell dad. You said you... You and your cousin was this? Yeah, so... My cousin, when we were kids, we used to always get into it. My favorite part about this story

is that he would just be on the couch and you'd start slapping him really hard. Yeah, well, I was mean to my cousin. Like, we were mean to each other. So I had a younger cousin, or I still do. But we're all cool now. We love each other. But when we were kids, we were always fighting with each other. And I was pretty mean to him.

And he would be really annoying to me. So, like, he'd be annoying and then I'd be mean in return. And I remember he would just always be like, he'd be pissing me off. And I'd be like, stop it. And he'd just be like, too bad. So sad. Go home. Tell dad.

And he'd do this like thing. And it just like, it made my blood boil. Like with the eyes raised just, well, okay. Yep, exactly like that. So sometimes I would just get him where I wanted him. I'd just slap the shit out of him a little bit. How hard would you slap him? Nuh-uh. Like, I just like, him where I wanted him. I'd just slap the shit out of him a little bit. How hard would you slap him? Nuh-uh.

I'd get a pillow and I'd beat him with it. Would you slap his face? Yeah, dude. That stings. We were kids. I'm not an abuser, everybody. Just to my one specific cousin. I remember one time, I think he kicked me right in the nuts.

In the nuts? So I slapped him in the face really hard and he fell back and hit a wall, and then he went downstairs and he was crying and told his mom. And then I hear my mom go, Matthew! Well, I thought he was supposed to go tell dad if he was so sad. Oh, yeah! Well, he didn't, and he told his mom. So, hmm. Couldn't even follow his own fucking advice.

Exactly. But he's cool now. He's in college. He's a real cool young man. Okay, if he's cool, then does he smoke weed? Probably. I don't know. Okay, well, I need to see Snapchat proof. If he smokes weed, then he's in college he's a real he's a real cool young man okay okay if he's cool then does he smoke weed probably i don't know okay well i need to see snapchat proof if he smokes weed then he's cool if he doesn't then that's that's that's the one factor that determines if someone's cool they smoke weed then they're cool with me hey guys i met this i met this guy he's really cool he helps out the home wait wait does he smoke weed well i i don't i don't think so i don't want I don't want him hanging around if he doesn't smoke weed.

Yeah, but he has his own charity. Like, he's really cool. Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, yeah, okay. The charity, ooh. What is the charity for, huh? Is it to help kids get weed? No, it's homeless veterans.

To help them get weed? To help homeless veterans get weed. Then I'm cool with it. That'd be a charity. That's fine. Help homeless kids get weed. Homeless. cool with that that'd be a cherry help homeless kids get weed homeless you ever stepped on like a lego because i know there's like the whole meme of stepping on legos but have you ever just like stepped on one and it just sends a shooting pain like up through your whole leg through your spine and into your brain ever yeah it hurts like shit

dude it does stepping on legos So does stepping on Tacks Oh god Have you stepped on a tack? Yeah And it went in your foot? Yeah Ow It went in the bottom part Oh fuck

Where all the meat was I don't like that I had to pull it out Oh I actually I was carrying an exacto blade once And I uh I dropped it

And it went Whoop Right in my leg In your leg? Yeah it was just sticking out Oh my god And I had to pull it out Ow Holy shit It didn't go deep Because it went straight down but it like the blade like went in

and then it was just hanging out it hurt very bad this one time i was working like with this wooden tool i can't even remember what it was all i know is they had a wooden handle and something happened to where a splinter just went, lodged itself, like, right in the skin. Some of it was poking out, and then it was, like, also, like, super deep. I hated splinters. Is there anyone that likes splinters? Yes. Splintertown Bob.

Splintertown Bob. I am Splintertown Bob. That's one of the best ones you've ever come up with. Thanks. Splintertown Bob. Good old Splintertown Bob. Yo, call up 20th century fox we got a movie for him so it's about a guy named splinter town bob he lives in splinter town yeah okay and

he loves splinters that's it they're all just like sitting around the boardroom like we could get kevin james and and adam sandler and we'll get kevin smith to write the script no one wilson to narrate it i'd watch it let's put in some funny canada jokes i'd watch it. And we'll get Kevin Smith to write the script. No one Wilson to narrate it. I'd watch it. Let's put in some funny Canada jokes. I'd watch it. And then we'll say Kevin Smith wrote it. Okay.

I totally watch it. Because Kevin Smith loves those. Canada jokes? He loves the aboot. He loves that the fake talk. Like, they don't actually say it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yoga hosers. Oh, no. Oh, geez. Oh oh oh no oh geez oh sorry sorry about that sorry about that sorry about that isn't that funny you sound irish i look i'm fluent in irish irish is a real language yeah i know i speak it if i found out like right then see yeah it's great thank you if i really did find out right then that you spoke irish i would be like blown away like why would you not tell me this sooner i really want to um like as a long con i just want to learn mandarin or some language like that why does it have to be a con well not a con well why are you automatically going into conning it's part

of my story ryan part of your personality i want to learn people constantly i really want to learn like a language like you conned that guy to make him think you were Luke. No, Ryan. I wasn't conning anybody. Then you gave him an autograph from Luke. I didn't give him an autograph. You're making things up now. I want to learn Mandarin or something, but not tell anybody I know.

And then just one day, like after I'm fluent, just bust it out. And everyone would just be like, what? Like go to a Chinese restaurant. They'll be like, what for a day? Then be like, yeah, he knows Mandarin. Oh, yeah. So I don't know if like. Do you think they're going to take this home for the next week and just go, god damn.

Yeah, they probably would, dude. Ryan, if we were at a restaurant together and like a waiter came up and he was Chinese and you just started busting out this Mandarin and it was like beautiful and you were fluent. You had a conversation for like 10 minutes. For the next week, I'd just be like, oh man, I just remembered. If I did. Ryan would start speaking Chinese. That was crazy. I wouldn't be surprised if you'd think i was some uppity prick if i did that why because obviously it's like i it's all it's obvious that i did this to surprise

people and get a reaction out of it it wasn't because i actually wanted to learn it's like people are gonna be so fucking impressed they're gonna go damn ryan knows that language maybe i just think that it was just a passion he just never told me about a little hobby of yours you never asked me to speak chinese matt you never asked me about it it's kind of like that time uh this friend of mine whenever uh when we were younger and it was just a joke i don't know gay jokes were fun you know funny funny gay jokes like 2007 be. And then he'd be like, hey, what are you, gay? And then he'd be like, yeah. Turns out that was his way of saying he was gay because he was actually gay but not actually telling me he was gay. And then when you found out for real, he's like, I was telling you all this time. Yeah, I got so mad at him.

I'm like, dude. He said, how could you be gay? What the fuck? You like men? You got so mad at him? We changed in the same changing room so many times. Gross. Did you take pictures?

So I'm currently wearing a shirt that we got in the mail today. It says, I'm a big kid now. I wish it said that. That'd be a lot nicer than what this one says. You're wearing this shirt. Well, I put it on as a joke, and I just guess I forgot to take it off for the start of the podcast. Actually, I'm going to take a picture. I don't know if I want a picture.

I don't know, Ryan. I don't want a picture of myself. Ryan, I don't want a picture of myself. You're wearing it off before we started the podcast. I'm gonna take a picture. I don't know if I want a picture. I don't know, Ryan. I don't want a picture of myself. Ryan, I don't want a picture of myself. You're wearing it because you think it's funny. I don't think it's funny. I'm in a private environment. No. No, no, no.

Take away the pillow. No, I'm not. Come on, come on. No. No, it's funny. You're wearing it. I'll tell people what it says, but I'm not letting you take a picture. You're not letting me take a picture?

Because I put this on because we got it in the mail as a joke. Okay. And now if you're gonna expose it to the public, it looks like I'm wearing it for real. There's no context to a picture. Okay. Nice try. You didn't get it though, did you? Did I?

Did you? I'm going to look. Hold on. You filmed it? Yeah, so I can go frame by frame. You bastard. Ryan, I'm going to get you back. I'm trying to tell what it says, but not clearly.

I'm getting you back for this, dude. I do not want that picture out there of me wearing this shirt. Okay. It's a shirt from InfoWars that someone sent us, and it just says 9-11 was an inside job. It's all funny until it's an inside job. Yeah. Copyright. Is that what it says?

Is that the quote on there? It says it's all fun and games until it's an inside job. It says copyright 2006 Alex Jones Productions. So good job to you, Alex. Thank you, Alex, for the shirt. He sent that specifically to us. That's crazy to me. That is crazy.

That these shirts are still being sold? Yeah, it's from 2006, man. This is 11 years old, almost 12 years old. And these shirts are still making sales on the same T-shirt. Who in their right mind would legitimately like it's one thing to believe this stuff but who in the right mind would go out and wear this shirt like out in public for everyone else to see well that it's someone with a big ego it's someone who had well yeah you have to because the whole point of wearing

that shirt isn't to spread awareness it's to go haha i'm right and you're wrong it's like i wake up people stay woke everybody yeah it's like it's like you're wrong. It's like, I believe this. Wake up, people. Stay woke, everybody. Yeah, it's like one of those where it's like, 9-11 wasn't... Because they know that most of the people

don't think that. And so they're trying to go against the curve and they're being edgy for wearing the shirt. Yeah, definitely. They're not being patriotic or anything. It's just them trying to get a rise out of people. No, they are being patriotic.

They're the true patriots and they're showing everyone the truth. We should just convert our entire podcast to just like a patriot podcast. Yeah. Would you like that? No. Okay. Well, I mean, I'm actually really down for that idea. I'd like to do just a fully patriot podcast.

Let's call it the Patriot Podcast. What's your favorite thing about the United States of America? Um... I think my favorite thing about the United States of America is probably... I'm gonna have to go with... It's the country

Dennis Rodman's from. I love Dennis Rodman. Dennis Rodman is... It's the birthplace of Dennis Rodman. And also, I like how much candy there is. There's a lot of... Everything's sweet. Yeah. A lot of sweet things.

I like the multitudes of different kinds of food you can get. Yes. It's like a big melting pot of a shit ton of food. It's wonderful. There's a lot of shitty food, but there's a lot of food. Unfortunately, I can't enjoy too much of that food. Because someone is losing weight. Yeah, we said that last podcast, though.

Can you give an update? I'm under 200 now. You did it? Yeah. You didn't tell me. High five, dude. I weighed in at 198 this morning. Holy shit.

You should have told me. That's amazing, dude. I have, holy shit. I have, I have, uh, holy shit. I have like trying to think real quick, 13 more pounds until I reach my goal. What did you start at? Uh, what did I start at? I started at 226. Oh my God.

You've lost 28 pounds. Yeah. And I still have 13 to reach my goal. That's crazy. So I'm hoping I want, I want to. I want to reach the goal by holiday. You do. You are looking thinner these days. I do have to say. Thank you. Maybe one day I'll be as thin as you.

I'm not saying that you can't get skinny. You can take a sledgehammer and crush my bones to be as small as yours. See, I do have small bones, though. Like, look at this. Look how small my bones are. Like, when I pull all my skin back, like, that's a small-ass bone. You do have a small bone. See, like, it's not that I don't have, it's not even

that I don't have fat. It's also that I just have small bones. Like, feel that. Like, feel my bones. Like, just touch my bones a little bit. Play around with them. See? Yeah. I got small bones. Grind your teeth on my bones. Yeah? In the words of, uh, yeah, Tim Allen.

Grind your teeth on my bones teeth grind your teeth on my bones grind your teeth on my bones well why did he say that on um home improvement what was the context of that quote i don't know the context there's an episode of home improvement where tim the tool man taylor says why don't you grind your teeth on my bones and then the wife grinded her teeth on his bones and for the rest of the episode he said that it was the first line of the episode and the rest of the 22 minute episode was her grinding her teeth on his bones? And for the rest of the episode. He said that. It was the first line of the episode and the rest of the 22 minute episode was her grinding her teeth on his bones. Weirdest shit they've ever done. Yeah. It's not as

weird as the end of Roseanne when she grinds her teeth on his bones. Okay. ClickHole did a whole thing about grind your teeth on my bones. They made a whole, it was like, here's a compilation of every time Tim the Toolman Taylor says, grind your teeth on my bones. And they just took a bunch of home improvement clips. And inserted the audio file.

Over every clip. He's like, hey, have you tried grind your teeth on my bones? So fucking weird. I want to work for ClickHole one day. Some of them sound really good, too. Some of them are really convincing, yeah. So you and I are in the middle of playing a game. And it's a game that you and I both really, really, really love.

Yes. Let's talk about it. We know a lot of attention has been called to this game, but I don't think enough attention can be called, because it's not like a AAA game. It's an indie game. This should be as big. People should talk

about this for as long as they can. Because these AAA games will charge $60 for a repackaged piece of shit that's already been out. Then they'll charge, like, $100 for, like, get the DLC pass so you can get all the DLC. Even though games before this had a shit ton of content, and that's why they were so memorable. And then on top of that, like, three years from now, they'll sell the game again with an updated texture pack. Like, the HD remaster.

Yep. Only $60. This game we're talking about is Cuphead and it's a $20 indie game and it is seriously beautiful, seriously fun. It's charming. It's really hard, but it's not like rage inducingly hard. It's a type of hard. It's challenging.

It's not bullshit hard. I'd say it's challenging instead of hard. Because it sets up the challenges before you and you know know each of these challenges are something that you can definitely... You know whenever you die, you're like, oh, I could have done this differently. It wasn't like, that fucking bullshit. I mean, some of it feels like bullshit, just because there's so much stuff on screen. But everything has a pattern. I mean, there are runs, even right right now of just people not getting hit once

oh it's crazy because every time i die i'm not mad i feel like it's i'm mad at myself because i feel like like i am the reason i died it's not not the game's not unfair it's not the controls everything's wonderful i died because i simply didn't pay attention to this pattern or i shouldn't have jumped then like that so if you haven't played it yet um i highly suggest going to give it uh your support i have we have our playthrough right now if you want to see what it's like before you buy it you can go check out our playthrough uh shamelessly promoting that right now we're gonna probably hopefully be playing more on the channel because you and i have both this is weird we're gonna have three we're each gonna have three separate playthrough

files actually i've got that'll be my fifth, but like the ones that we stick with. Not that you've created. Because right now... We've got the one we're doing together on the channel. That save file. We each have our own individual save files on our personal computers. And we're also going to start another one just co-op together at home just for fun.

But this is a game, I'd say do not torrent this. Actually support it and buy it because they put so much work and so much time into this that the soundtrack should be nice to listen to too. That's great. Did you, do you, have you heard the,

um, Oh wait, no, you wouldn't have heard it yet. There's a, the, the song that's about the dice man or whatever. No,

I haven't. It's really catchy. It feels like one of those old Disney, just like, like villain. I'm so impressed by how well they pulled the style off because our friend Jory was saying he could totally see them making another studio making this game and trying to do this style and just failing at it. It's flawless. Like I look at the screen and I see what's on it.

And if you told me this was actually from the 1930s, I'd believe it. Like there's not an inkling of anything that makes it feel like it's modern, like it's from this time period. It's fucking beautiful. Because for the longest time, I guess pixelated graphics or pixel art was the way to go for games. But it's cool to see another art style just come and be like, hey, you don't always have to have a pixel art game for an indie game i'm not saying there's anything bad about that i'm just saying like hey you know we're not stuck in just having in indie games being these pixelated type of yeah and one of the reasons i like it is because it's such a unique idea and it's also hard like this wasn't

an easy idea yeah to pull off it's like because this is a style that many people had to study to make it look this good you know they had to do a lot of studying a lot of practice to actually draw this style. The bosses are super cool yeah and there's so much animation in the game every boss every enemy there's so much animation

for each character which just I can't imagine how much work and programming had to go into getting all that art to flow together like that this is going to sound weird but it reminds me kind of like of the South Park Stick of Truth game in a way because

when I was playing the game it felt in some situations where it's just like watching the show like it just looks beautiful it just looks just the way it is it doesn't look like oh here's the cut scene now here's the game engine you know what i mean it looks like this this this whole time you're playing cuphead it feels like it should be a cut scene because the animations that especially the bosses do when they're transforming into their different versions or i think my favorite animation so far um in it from a boss is the very beginning

of the dragon boss battle. I haven't played that part yet. Because the dragon goes like he like, I don't know, just the way he moves. Like taunting you? Yeah, like taunting you. I like the flower boss a lot. The flower boss I just love the animation. He has a nice little jive to him. Yeah, he does. That was a really hard boss to beat. That took me 45 minutes by

myself to beat. Wait until world 2. Oh man, I'm almost done with world 1. i'm probably already on world two by the time this podcast comes out but whoa last night i got stubborn and had to get to world three or else i wouldn't be i wouldn't feel complete going to that's what i did last night i was gonna do something else but i was like i have to beat this stage yeah i i won't feel good unless i beat this stage i beat it and then i started another stage instead of doing what i was actually gonna do and but the same thing happened again i played for like 35 this stage. I beat it and then I started another stage instead of doing what I was actually going to do. But the same thing happened again. I played it for like 35 minutes and I finally

beat it. And then I'm like, okay. I'm going to try one more. I'm just going to try it out. But it happened again. I was playing for 45 more minutes. It sucked me in. It's very charming. They just got it down. Good game. So the studio that made this game it's like a MDHR. Is that M-H-D-R?

Something like that. I don't know's it's those letters in some order good job and i can't wait to see what else they make in the future i wonder if they'll make a cuphead cuphead 2 the island of lost dreams who knows it would be what if what if they release cuphead remastered and it's just not 1930s with sim Simpsons graphics. Whoa, this game just looks like a Simpsons episode. How did they pull this off? All right, let's talk about 3D Simpsons. Let's talk about Simpsons in a 3D environment. Which at Universal, they have the Simpsons ride.

And instead of animated, it's the 3D Simpsons. Yeah, and the thing about the Simpsons is they... Same with Family Guy. That's one of those things you just can't translate into 3D. No. Same with like Mickey Mouse. Because 2D is very expressive. There's, I mean, so is 3D, but there's something about the warping of the characters kind of just image.

Because it cheats reality. You know, 3D is reality. It's based on reality where 2D is you can make it look however you want. You know, someone can look this way when they're facing to the right and then look the same way facing to the left like Mickey Mouse, for example, when he turns his head. That stuff doesn't work in 3D. So when you have a 3D Simpsons game

like Hit and Run or the Simpsons game itself, and I like Hit and Run and the Simpsons game was... I played it a long time ago. It's just like the Simpsons. It doesn't work because their eyes end up looking like massive boiled eggs bulging out of their heads.

They look lifeless when they get transported. Yeah, they do. They look very lifeless. They're not as expressive. Boy. It's just creepy. Ha ha ha. Damn.

Is that Bobby? I'd like to see a 3D King of the Hill game. Oh my God. Dude, they should just... They've been talking about maybe bringing back King of the Hill. I want to seeD King of the Hill game oh my god dude they should just they've been talking about maybe bringing back King of the Hill I want to see a King of the Hill MMO a 3D online King of the Hill MMO like a MOBA that's King of the Hill and you can play as Hank, Peggy, Bobby, Boomhauer, Luan

Lady Bird words could not describe the joy I would be having just picture this man I want you to picture this picture standing in a line to, you're at a movie theater. Okay. And all of a sudden you enter the theater.

Okay. And you're sitting in line. Then you look at your ticket and you smile because you're looking at a ticket to a King of the Hill movie. I knew you were going to say it, man. I knew you were going to say it. Oh, my. That would be such a good feeling. That would be a fantastic movie. I mean, he's already directed it. Oh, my. That would be such a good feeling. That would be a fantastic movie.

I mean, he's already directed. He did the Beavis and Butthead movie. Come on, Mike. He did Beavis and Butthead to America, and that was a really good movie. I love that movie. I haven't seen it all the way through. All I know is that they're – They climb – what do they climb in that movie?

I just remember they looked giant in one segment. Oh, that's the opening scene. It's like in a dream, I think. I don't know. It's in a dream or something. They're daydreaming and they're massive and they're destroying the city. That's the best way to start the Beavis and Butthead movie. Did you see that guy on the front page of Reddit? He was like 70-something

and he had a Cornholio tattoo on his arm. Wait, really? Yeah, he's like smiling and showing it off. See, I want to get a tattoo, but I don't know what I want to get, and I'd probably want to get something like, kind of goofy. Okay. I don't know, like I want to get... Cuphead, dude.

This game is great for tattoos. All the designs make great tattoos. Oh my god, yeah. I would just feel weird getting a Cuphead tattoo, just because I just found out about the game. Maybe if I love it for a couple more years. Your favorite game of all time. I want to get a Katamari Damacy tattoo. Oh, that would be beautiful.

Oh, dude, I should get the King of All Cosmos on my arm. So I can look down and he's talking to me. You could do a geometric style King of Cosmos. King of the Cosmos starring Hank Hill. Now I'm imagining Hank Hill as the King of the Cosmos instead of the King of the Hill. Well, you just gave people fuel for that cross. Guys, please make it. Please make Hank Hill and Bobby. Bobby can of the hill. Well, you just gave people fuel for that cross. Guys, please make it. Please make Hank Hill and Bobby.

Bobby can be the prince. Yeah. And Hank can be the king of all cosmos. Like, other people can also, like, Boomhauer can be some of the other cousins. There's so many other cousins that... Totally. And they roll around a big propane tank.

Yeah, but who would Lady Bird be? Oh, I don't know, man. The queen of all cosmos. Okay. It's gotta be Peggy. I don't know. Lady Bird would just be a dog that's on the Katamari that got rolled up. There's a level where you got to roll up dogs, I think.

Oh, my God. But I don't know. I wanted to get the three-eyed fish from The Simpsons for a while because The Simpsons were really big to me. And now that they're bad, you're like, eh. Yeah. You're like, eh. That's like classic Simpsons. People would not.

That three-eyed fish, that's like early classic simpsons so and I loved the simpsons when I was a little kid when I was five I knew all the characters names I loved the simpsons

so I haven't watched it in a long time though I don't know if it's I've heard it's gotten better classic simpsons wait are you talking

about like the show is now better I've heard that it's gotten better it's gotten better writers I heard that it's gotten a little bit

better I don't know though I have to watch it for myself I just know that it did get better. It's gotten better writers. I heard that it's gotten a little bit better. I don't know, though. I have to watch it for myself. I just know that it did get pretty bad. Yeah, but like, if you, it's just, that's such an odd gauge. It's like a little better. Yeah, that's true. Like anything can be a little better.

That doesn't mean it's good. It's kind of like, let's say you walk into a house with a bunch of mud on your shoes and run out, run throughout the whole thing, but you only clean one footprint. It's a little better, but the house is still covered in shit. That's true. That's absolutely true. I just want to go back and marathon old Simpsons. Like the first four,

five seasons. Yeah. That's, oh man, I watched Simpsons so much. There's like seven seasons are pretty good. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I'd say up until like my personal opinion through like the ninth or 10th season. I'd have to rewatch them again. I just remember, uh, having the the we've talked about this before, but just having the DVDs with the characters' heads and shit. I had those too. I remember... And each DVD had a different art on it too, with the different

characters and stuff. I remember the first time they introduced widescreen, like HD Simpsons. I watched it live on TV and I was like what the so what is this and the thing is like what do they do that with family guy i think so wait was that the episode where they went back in time to visit past family guy it might have been that's such a good episode but i know i've said yeah that one's actually good blah blah blah but there's something

about the new simpsons even if the writing's better they look too refined i guess part of the charm of the simpsons was that they were kind of crude drawn. That happens to all movies. Look at the Hey Arnold movie, look at the Spongebob movie. Not just the movie, I'm talking about The Simpsons nowadays. I'm talking about that's what just happens when you get that budget. A higher budget just means that you're going to spend more

and make the quality look like that. You remember the difference between Spongebob's movie and then... The Spongebob show look is much different now i mean it's similar but it's a lot more shiny and yeah kind of like bubbly yeah because before it was a lot more crude i get crudely drawn like you said with the simpsons like it wasn't as it's like a lower budget animation yeah it was still beautifully drawn but it's not there's that shininess that the saturation is just polished. It's very polished. It sparkles.

I just wish that, I don't know, I'd be more into The Simpsons if it still looked kind of crude. If they still animated it the same way. But the writing was bad? I'd be more into it, honestly. Even if the writing was bad. If it just looked more like it used to. I guess just for that nostalgia. I just think the writing is what's holding me back.

They just need to show just the actual episode structure and the episodes themselves not being good. Yeah. They just need to kill it. I love the Simpsons. I always have, but they just need to go ahead and, uh,

take the Simpsons out back and, uh, you know, do a little old yeller on them. I think kill them with a gun to the head. Well, get it old yeller. Blow their brains out. Because they're yellow.

Like, I read the book. I didn't see the movie. Did you read the book? Yeah. That's sad, dude. Sounder was more sad. Why did I? Like, when you're a kid,

you always read books about dogs dying. I read Where the Red Fern Grows. That's sad. That was soo- I cried when I read that book. Where the Red Fern Grows and Sounder are like two of the top saddest dog movies i haven't read sounder but i just think of like urethral sounding when you say

sounder i'm imagining it's about like a dude that just sticks shit down his dick hole sounder is a lot to do about race oh old yeller just that made me cry and i read these in school in elementary school and i always i cried like in class and i felt like such an idiot because i'd be sitting in silent reading time by myself like we read it as a class so like the teacher was like guys this is the class period where it's gonna get a little sad so remember there's a guidance counselor and we're here i'm here to talk about it if you need and that's like it's like this is a book i mean it's sad but you don't have to act like this is some sort of traumatic event for us. I guess. I, I mean,

it was, it was pretty traumatic on me, dude. It was one of the most traumatic experiences of my entire life. I had to go to counseling for many years after that. I had to seek a lot of professional help. In Sounder, the,

the kid in the movie, the kid, his mom makes, makes a cake and his dad is in jail because he was wrongly arrested. And how are you just doing that until I notice? You just want me to notice and say that you're pretending to stroke your dick. No, I was pretty sure I was pretty put things down. But you weren't going to stop until I called attention to it.

Yes. Yes. I'm sorry. Was that a Gatorade bottle you were using to masturbate with? No, I was sticking the Gatorade bottle down my urethra. Gatorade. Gatorade. Gatorabe. Gatorabe. Hey, I'm Gatorabe. you were using to masturbate with? No, I was sticking the Gatorade bottle down my urethra. Gatorabe's... Gatorabe. Gatorabe. Gatorabe. Hey, I'm Gatorabe. I'm an alligator. My name's

Abe. If you used... No, that wouldn't work. Because Gatorade just gets sticky. It's not gonna... It's like the anti-lube. Yeah, it's too watery. Because you can't use water as lube, and Gatorade's the same consistency. It's just sticky. I could post the video now. No, it's too watery. Because you can't use water as lube, and Gatorade's the same consistency. It's just sticky. I could post the video now.

No, it's gone. I forgot. I was going to post this cute video I took of Lego sleeping on my bed. He was just knocked out, just passed out. And I was going to put it on Twitter. Because, hey, look at this cute shit. Lego's fucking sound asleep. But then I noticed in the background on my

dresser uh not dresser what is nightstand yeah my nightstand there was an obvious bottle of lubricant so like uh yeah but now that it's out there i could have shared it i just couldn't have done that with with you should just say it's a titular Just see how many people notice There's a lot of lube next to your sleeping dog It wasn't next to my dog He was on the edge of the bed I don't fuck my dog I don't Are you trying to say I fuck my dog dude

No you just said your dog Because you just said Because you just said That the lube's next to the dog And it wasn't Your dog was next to the dog and it wasn't next. Your dog was sleeping on the bed in the nightstand. I'm sorry. I don't.

I know you don't. Yeah, I know you know because I don't. And you wouldn't know that I did because I don't. I wouldn't know that you did. What are you talking about? No, you wouldn't know that i that the you wouldn't know that i did because i don't because it's not possible for you to know that i did because i never did it i wasn't saying you had sex with your dog well i'm not saying that i know you're you're not saying it

but you're definitely implying it no i'm not yes you are just came up with that you said oh there's lube sitting next to your dog no i definitely was saying was you took a video of your dog and next to the bed side table like on the bedside table with some lube yeah but it's totally unrelated to my dog sleeping i never said it was really not but but you're kind of alluding to the fact that there's lubricant next to the dog and my dog's sleeping i'm really not you know like that whole like thing where it's like oh i'm so sleepy after sex relation to, oh, he's passed out because I just fucked him losing using the lubricant on my bed. Is that what happened? This is a slightly it's an all right shorter podcast.

We still we still got to record more. We don't we can't end it here. We can end it here. All right. We have to keep going. No, we don't have to. We do. It's going to be too short.

Oh, we've released shorter episodes in the past right did you fuck your dog i didn't it was like uh i thought i was like i thought i was dreaming so i just went along what i went along with it with are you serious right now and then then then i got a call on my cell phone and i started talking to my mom as i was fucking my dog and then i'm'm realizing, holy shit, wait a second. This is real. And then I broke down and I prayed with my mom over the phone for God to forgive me. Because I know God, in the Bible it says fucking a dog is a sin. So, I, Ryan, I can't believe you did this.

It was just like a spur of the moment thing though. What do you mean it was a spur of the moment thing? As I said, I thought't believe you did this. It was just like a spur of the moment thing, though. What do you mean it was a spur of the moment thing? As I said, I thought it was a dream. But if it was a dream, why would you go along with it in your dream? Because then it's not in real life, because it's just a dream. Yeah, but why'd you go along with it in your dream? You could have in your dream said, no, and not fuck your dog. Because in my dream, because in my dream, I can do anything and nobody's going to judge me for it.

But yeah, but why would would say that you were into in the first place like when else am I gonna fuck a dog I'm not gonna do it in real life because that's fucked up but you did do in real life because I thought it was a dream therefore it's not fucked up yes it is if I fucked my dog thinking it was a dream it's not fucked up

that or illegal that is the debate of this week guys let us know in the comments if you if ryan has sex with his dog but he thinks it's a dream is it fucked up is it wrong i'm gonna go ahead and cast the first vote i need to have sex with something matt i'm gonna say it is but america's founded on different opinions you say it's not i say it is that's that's one vote on each side all right yeah i wish we could set up phone lines like that they'd be ringing off the hook oh my god and people give their opinion like live on the podcast

off the hook off the hook yeah what does it mean when something was cool and they were like that's off the hook i guess because it's so cool because it's fly it flew off the hook exactly it went it made it was so cool it made the phone ring so much that it vibrated and off the hook so it's both fly and off the hook and they're they have to work together something can't be fly and then like something has to be fly and off the hook you can't just have something just be off the hook now hold on that also has to be fly

what if I introduce it has to fly off the hook that's why it's off the hook because it flew what if I introduced off the chain into this equation oh my god can it be off the chain then it's a Oh my God. Can it be off the chain? Then it's a 50-50 scenario. But not be off the hook? Yes.

Actually, you know, I take that back. Are they mutually exclusive? Something can be fly, but not off the hook. But something can't be off the hook and also not fly. Like something off the hook has to be fly, but something fly doesn't have to be off the hook. Something fly can be off the chain or off the hook has to be fly but something fly doesn't have to be off the hook something fly can be off the chain or off the hook but off the chain or or they have nothing to do with the flying the flying the flying is separate than the hooks the hooks are their own thing like okay for example it has to fly to get off the hooks so the hooks have to be together

with the flying the flying is separate it could be it could fly off of anything it could fly off of anything so you could it could fly off the rails you know but if it's off the rails it has to be flying because it has to have flown off the rails so let's go back to your childhood i felt like i was just like i went to go visit like my brother in a mental facility and he's like dude i gotta talk to you i'm like i was just like i went to go visit like my brother in a mental facility and he's like dude i gotta talk to you i'm like hey man how you been just because you're not smart enough to make sense of it doesn't mean that you have to downplay it dude i'm not downplaying it i because just because you're my brain's bigger than your brain doesn't mean you have brain size

does not equate intelligence who told you that hillary clinton actually yes she did that's really weird that you say that she came to your house and said, Matthew, brain size is not equal intelligence. Remember that. And then she actually borrowed my computer and she ended up deleting all my emails, which really pissed me off because I had a lot of stuff saved in there that I needed.

Don't know why she did that, but do you want to end this podcast by instead of using the outro music, singing the outro music? All right, guys guys thank you so much for listening to this week's episode of super mega cast um next week we'll be back with episode 64 uh

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