supermegashow - EP 67 - Schadenfreude

Episode Date: November 8, 2017

We talk people getting hurt, 3D movies, and Ryan reveals his mother's great magic act from when she was a kid in Lebanon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hey everybody, welcome back to Super Megacast. This is episode 67. A bit late this week, we apologize. That's my fault, I was sick. I came down with some sickness. Stupid, stupid. I'm sorry. How dare you be sick? I'm sorry! What did you even have? Um... I don't know.

I had some kind of fever. You had the trifecta. You had a fever. You had bad ears and a bad nose. I had an ear infection and inflamed sinus. I went to the doctor because my tonsils were hurting, specifically my tonsils. I had a strain of strep called strep B a couple months ago. They gave me

um penicillin to get rid of it and then i think it never went away and then my throat was hurting really bad so i went back to get it checked out and they had to give me that like throat swab where they stick the long q-tip in your throat which is one of my least favorite things on the entire planet or like the wooden stick oh i i asked them not to i'm like could you not use the popsicle stick because that's what makes me gag more than anything is that popsicle stick. She carved around in my throat with it for a little bit. Had a good time.

And then it's off for lab results right now. Maybe I'll find out today. Pray for Matt. Yeah, guys. Hashtag pray for Matt. Let his lab results come in okay. Please, please, please pray for me, guys. I need it. You're sitting here in a widow's gown preparing.

Like a little black veil over your face. And also then she's like you also have an ear infection and incredibly inflamed sinuses. So I was like oh cool. So just taking some more medicine. I'm feeling better now. Feeling good enough to record a podcast. So if some of you prayed just now then

the prayers might have gone back in time and worked so thank you I mean because God there's no time time is like a human construct he exists outside of time he was the matter he was the extra matter

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free shipping and a 100% satisfaction guarantee, go to MeUndies.com slash SuperMega. That's MeUndies.com slash SuperMega. That's MeUndies.com slash SuperMega. Back to the podcast. But episode 67, only two more episodes until lucky number 69.

Am I right? What are we going to do for episode 69? Anything? We got to do something special. Let's do something, a Howard Stern type thing. Let's buy a, what do you call those things? um anything we gotta do something special let's do something a howard stern type thing let's let's buy a what do you call those things by howard stern do you mean something incredibly creepy and like just just really uncomfortable let's just get a bunch of young models that are looking to

get their name out there and have them sit on a vibrating stool yeah that's a classic howard stern movie howard stern's creepy i do have to Like, I know he's a super famous like, radio icon, but. I think they're past all that stuff. Yeah. that was in the,

like, early 2000s, late 90s when he was, or just the 90s in general and then early 2000s when he was like, super fucking, he's always been edgy though.

He's very edgy. Like, back when he had that mustache and perm look or whatever that was. He still has that hair. The uh, the like the, you know I used to say he has one of the best voices on radio though. He's got a good voice though. If not the best.

Howard Stern. He's a classic. He's just like a classic American radio man. He's got Robin. Doesn't have Artie anymore. But he still has. He still has Hannibal. Yes. What? Hannibal, that's not his name. What are you talking about? Beetlejuice. Why he still has Hannibal yes what and what's not his name what are you talking about Beetlejuice why don't you Hannibal he might yeah Beetlejuice Beetlejuice green and

they have a bunch of friends I love you man if we could get Beetlejuice on this podcast holy shit the stuff that I I like because I went on a Howard Stern binge recently and the stuff that I'd find like it was uh there was a segment called something like Battle of the Retards no dude Howard Stern seriously he did some and they got a guy with Down Syndrome and then Beetlejuice to go in like a head to head like question I guess

what do you call it I've seen that that's where they ask Beetlejuice like really simple questions and he gets them all wrong yeah like how I don't know how many fingers do you have on one hand? Four. Have you seen, like, have you ever watched compilations of Beetlejuice?

He's insane. He made a sex tape, too. I don't want to see the sex tape. Are you sure you don't want to see the sex tape? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Well, if you ever do, change your mind, let me know, because I've seen it. There's gotta be something illegal about that. There's nothing illegal about that. Can you make porn with a mentally unhinged? He's not mentally challenged.

Matt. Beetlejuice? Matt. No, he's not. He's got some deformities, but I don't think he's mentally challenged. Then he's just stupid? I think he's a little slow. So he's challenged mentally.

So he's mentally challenged. You know what? That's why he was in Battle of the Retards. I'm not saying, I'm not, that's not my was in battle of the retards i'm not saying i'm not that's not my coin term that's whatever i i think howard stern said i think that's what it's called watch it be like some very respectful name and battle of the gifted beings battle of the gifted beans uh well speaking of uh of gifted beans, the CIA recently released – or the FBI. I don't remember which one.

CIA. Yeah, the CIA released some files on Osama bin Laden. And basically they released a bunch of his computer files for the public domain. And I read through a bunch of articles and a bunch of websites that went digging through the files to see what they could find. I read through a bunch of articles and a bunch of websites that went digging through the files to see what they could find. So I'd like to share with everybody some of the things that were on Osama Bin Laden's personal computer. Oh, yeah? Okay.

Are these file names? File names as well as just content that was on his computer, okay? Osama Bin Laden did have a large collection of anime, first of all. He had many episodes of Naruto, Bleach, Dragon Ball, Devil May Cry. No Full Metal Alchemist. I don't know. That might be in there. The articles didn't list that, though.

No Death Note? I don't know, man. I don't think he did. If Osamu Inazuma had Death Note, that's like his dream come true. Did he have any Miyazaki films at all? I don't think so. All I read was Naruto, Bleach, Dragon Ball, and Devil May Cry. So are boys out there commanding a bunch of terrorists while running Naruto style? Dude, oh my god.

I would love to see that. But it was all subbed in Arabic. He had a large collection of Nintendo DS games. He had Grand Theft Auto Chinatown Wars. Never played that one. New Super Mario Bros. Played that. This one hits me on a personal level.

He had Animal Crossing Wild World. So, uh... Really? What do you do in Wild World? Sorry, I'm... How is that different? Ryan, I'm getting a call from Burbank, California. Can I take this real quick?

Yeah, put it on speaker. Hello? Yes. I'm feeling much better. Okay, great. Uh, nope. I think that's all thanks you too guys uh hold up that was my doctor

I have the lab results yeah those are the test results I just got the test results drumroll please and the results are negative I do not have strep throat Okay, what are the test results? Drumroll, please. And the results are... Negative. I do not have strep throat.

It's all gone. So what do you have? I don't know. Maybe it was the weather changing that made me sick. Oh. I thought about that after the fact. Do you have a weak little immune system? I don't have a weak immune system, but sometimes when the weather changes, I just get this allergic rhinitis.

Rhinitis? Rhinitis. It might be that. Anyway, back to Osama Bin Laden. The man of the hour. Animal Crossing Wild World, which was just the Nintendo DS adaptation of Animal Crossing. He had a lot of weird bootleg babe games.

A lot of anime, like hentai games on his computer. A lot of those. Really? A lot of American weird bootleg kind of porn games. He had a lot of those, so I'm sure he stroked his little Osama Bin Laden to it. Let's get into some of the movies Osama Bin Laden had on his computer. Ice Age. Good film.

Sid? Sid, good character. I just love the thought of Osama Bin Laden late at night bundled up in a blanket watching Ray Romano as a woolly mammoth with Arabic subtitles. Tom and Jerry, he had the hit movie Ants with a Z. Not Bugs Life? Nope, he had Ants instead of Bugs Life. So I do have to judge

him a bit on his taste there. I'm not saying Ants is a bad movie, but I'm saying if he had the choice to download one of the two and he chose Ants. Was Ferris Bueller the main voice actor for the Ant? Who played the main Ant? I don't remember. Maybe Matthew Broderick? Possibly? I'm gonna look up. I'm gonna look

that up real quick because I have to find out now, Matt. We got Wallace and Gromit. We, uh, Chicken Little. Got that movie. Classic. We got Cars. I couldn't be farther off. Who was it? Isn't the main character's name Z or something? I don't remember. It's fucking Woody Allen. Oh, Woody Allen.

Okay, we got Cars, great movie. Sean the Sheep and a movie called Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. Now see, my theory is possibly those were for his children. Some of those movies. Or they were literally just for Osama Bin Laden and he liked that stuff. Well, there's other files

that I think were more geared towards Osama himself. Let's get into those. These definitely might be for his children. He had over 200 YouTube videos downloaded. One of which being Charlie Bit My Finger. Yep, Charlie Bit My Finger. He had many Super Mega videos downloaded, surprisingly. Okay.

He had... Even the... Yeah? He had Mr. Bean with posh toe subtitles. That's not a joke, right? No. Okay. He had amazing animated optical illusions.

And he had over 30 crochet tutorials. He had a. Like the thought of him in some fucking cave. With a little laptop. Like looking up and down, like kind of just intrigued, just with his brow furrowed. Just like looking up and down every five seconds. Rewinding it a bit to make sure he's doing it right. But he really had a passion for crochet.

He had a lot of tutorials. How to crochet a basket. How to make butterflies. Not shitting you. How to make butterflies. He also had. Now the CIA said they were not going to release uh his porn files unfortunately whoa i don't know why but could it possibly be that this is not

porn that he downloaded from like a porn hub type thing that could have been illegal that this was yeah okay um here's some files people found they found one called ass with three s's dot gif. Dick dot jpeg. Booby2 dot jpeg. Booby2. Yeah, someone... He searches the internet like an eight-year-old. Big breasts, like big boobs. Ass.

Dick. So I got all of these from Vice and from... I forgot the other websites. Your contact at the CIA. Yeah, my contact. And then Versace Tamagotchi, he's someone on Instagram. He said that he found the Hidden Valley Ranch logo saved to his computer. I don't know if that was a joke or if he really did.

I saw a video where he's like pulling it up. He's like, look at this. But he also pulled up like the anime with the Arabic subtitle. So I think he really did find it. So it's just odd. But that's just a piece of Osama bin Laden's computer files. I think you can actually go download them or look through them yourself if you're interested to see if you can find anything.

Because before it was definitely known that he had porn in his compound and shit. He's a man. But now we know. We know that he has dick.jpg on his computer. Yes. And ass.gif I just With three S's What booby underscore two dot jpg

Booby two Booby two Just booby two So that means there could have been booby one somewhere And they didn't find that one Where's booby one dude Yeah we gotta find booby one guys R.I.P.

Booby one And if two gets enough Gets enough attention Maybe there'll be a booby three You know Hollywood Hollywood loves those sequels so maybe maybe they'll make a movie about this make it some sort of dark comedy michael bay you're you're bound to direct it i just love the thought of you know there there was a there was a moment in time where osama bin laden watched charlie bit my finger and he laughed at. So like he found enough pleasure in that video that he actively went and

downloaded the video. Cause he said, I want this to be a possession of mine on my computer. I want to save this in another universe. He got on his computer and watched Charlie bit my finger. And in this opposite universe, that was enough for him to call off the attacks. Like it changed his entire outlook.'s like you know i think charlie

but my figure came after i think it did come after that yeah but i forget that he lived quite a while after 2001 he lived until like 10 years he died in 2011 i also i and we fucking threw him in the ocean just bye-bye bin laden i also love that uh i love the respectful burial, my ass. We just dumped him in the ocean. In his brain, the moment he died, if he dug deep enough, he knows the storyline of Naruto, man. At least the beginnings of Naruto. He knows that storyline. He knows what Naruto Uzumaki looks like. He knows that Naruto wants to be the next Hokage.

There's going to be an opening of the next Transformers movie where there there's gonna be a scuba diver and he's going down and he like fine and he like finds this naruto dvd and he's like what and he goes down to pick it up and all of a sudden a hand comes up from a coral reef and it's osama bin laden it's like zombie mermaid osama and then they have that same shot and like pirate in the first pirates of the caribbean where it's osama bin laden and a bunch of dead terrorists like walking on the bottom of the ocean towards the United States of America. For their ultimate revenge. Okay, if Hollywood made that movie, I'd see it. Of course I'd see it. That'd be a no-brainer.

See, we were talking about this yesterday. If Hollywood actually produced movies that were that outlandish and that crazy, of course I'd see it. I'm surprised there isn't a billionaire that just does these movies it's like what if mr bean met borat uh-huh yeah exactly he just pays each actor like a billion dollars that's the thing like they they wouldn't get good ratings but one they would be cult classic and two they would get so many sales i think i know you know like and holly and Hollywood's all about money at the end of the day. So if they want to make money, why don't they make these crossover movies? Yeah, it'd probably ruin a few careers, a few acting careers. Hollywood just needs to stop giving shits.

They need to stop giving shits. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, of course. They need to throw in that old meme. You know what I thought of? I thought of the greatest movie I could ever think of last night. What? I want to make a romantic comedy about,

I mean, you would get this. A romantic comedy starring Michael Cera and our friend Christian. Are they the, are they the interests? Yeah, yeah. Oh man, I love Christian. Everyone, go check out his Instagram. It's in the description.

He makes, he takes good pictures and he puts a lot of, he puts a lot of heart into them. Okay, we were on the subject of Hollywood. And this thought came to me late last night. And I was thinking how weird it is. Okay, this big budget movie, right? Is with, you know, sometimes people like these castmates are strangers or they know of each other.

They're maybe close friends. Then they're told to like do a sex scene or something. And for the movie it works. And like the audience when they're watching it on the screen is like ha ha amy adams as fuck is like grinding on this guy's dick but the only difference between that becoming weird is is budget essentially like if there was this really poor south carolinian dude who wanted to make a feature-length movie purely out of passion the same passion probably even more than who made this, you know, high budget movie. And he's like, gets his friends together.

And then he casts his wife and one of his best friends in a main role. To fuck in a movie? Yeah. And then his wife has to like grind on this dude's friend. Yeah, in his budget. Because it's all budget and popularity you deserve from the movie. That's weird. But when it happens in like a major motion blockbuster, it's like, that's not not weird yeah but when if you made like a low budget film in south carolina just for yourself

you know and two two people have to fuck then it's weird yeah that's so that's so funny like it turns into like a soft core porn situation or it just becomes a weird because like you think all these friends are together and it's like yeah uh so in this scene, babe, could you just grind your vagina on top? Don't worry, we're going to pat his dick down with a bunch of sheets folded over his penis. Just, could you grind on it? And take your boobies out. Could you suck on her nipples a little bit? I could just see, like...

Because I'm thinking that, like, in the... I watch, like um i was about to say triple a movies like they're triple a games but i was like hollywood movies and the guy goes and sucks on the woman's nipple and like these this is a famous actor famous actress i think um angelina jolie and what's what's puss in boots what's his name antonio bandera they had a sex scene and like he did that and there's been a bunch of sex scenes where like that shit happens and that thing specifically i'm like that's a bunch of sex scenes where that shit happens. And that thing specifically, I'm like, that's a legitimate sexual act.

No, that is a legitimate. That's true because they don't show anything else. That dude's legitimately sucking on a nipple. That's a legitimate sex act that they show in a movie. So does that classify it as softcore porn? Is it also pushing the story? I think not. Yeah, that's true. They didn't need to include the sucking on the nipple.

So could you think maybe in Angelina Jolie's... Are the actors improv-ing the sucking on the nipple? Or did the need to include the sucking on the nipple. So could you think like maybe in like Angelina Jolie's. Like are the actors improv-ing the sucking on the nipple or did the director tell them to suck on the nipple? Because where does it become? I think the sucking on the nipple might be the line where it becomes softcore porn. Yeah. Because then that's like a legitimate engagement of a sexual act in a movie. You know? Yeah.

I watched a movie this week actually that used real semen in it. Real old kumwads? It used real splooge. Those are Mario enemies in the new Mario Odyssey game. The kumwads. It's one word. Kumwads. I can see that, dude.

The kumwads. Every time I eat a kumquat, like the fruit, it feels weird to me because the name. I'm like, who named it this? Who named it a kumquat? But I watched a movie called Ichi the Killer. It's like a Japanese Yakuza movie. Ichi the name. I'm like, who named it this? Who named it a kumquat? But I watched a movie called Ichi the Killer. It's like a Japanese Yakuza movie. Ichi the Killer. And the opening, like

the title is like a real puddle of kum. That's what I've been told. At first you described it as not a puddle of kum. It was the names like spelled in kum. Well, that's what I thought it was before I watched it because someone described it as me. it is is it's a puddle of cum

and then the name is like raised metal that rises through the cum cut this out if you want Matt you might want to cut this out but I'm legitimately curious you know how people find like the picture of Mother Mary on toast has anyone ejaculated into a napkin or

onto someone and it's been like the perfect representation of Mother Mary what they try to they can't share it because it's like I'm not gonna this is weird can't you see one guy and he's looking at the look at the napkin and he's like holy shit I can't share this with

anyone but oh my god he saves it lets it lets it harden so it becomes kind of like you know when you in Harry Potter when they took took that stamp juice or whatever it is? It's like what you use to close an envelope. A wax seal? A wax seal, yeah. Stamp juice?

Stamp juice? Stamp juice? Whatever. That's the best name I've ever heard for a wax seal. Like a stamp on a letter. Stamp juice. I gotta remember that one. Stamp juice. that's great

dude stamp shit oh my god but they use that shit to close it it could be like that do you think anyone in a romantic letters used semen to close an envelope like a love letter maybe it might work i don't know like you caramelize that shit we'll We'll ask the Try Guys from BuzzFeed to try that one out. It's enough cum for one podcast. Stamp juice. Stamp juice? Hey, honey, I'm going to the store to get some more stamp juice. I got to mail some letters.

I mean, that's what they use when the, like, um... Stamp juice. What's it called? Notaries? Yeah, notaries. Yeah, when they, like, no, no, no. Yeah. Notaries. No. Uh, yeah. When they, when they like put the seal on things at that stamp juice, do you ever catch your toenail on something? Yes. And it's the most painful shit. Like your pinky toenail. I, I, I stub my toes a lot. I don't, I wouldn't say I, I catch the nails on them that much. Oh man. You know, when you,

I don't know if you experienced this, but sometimes if you stub your toe, like let's say you slam your pinky toe on the corner of a table, there's a good period of like two to four seconds where it doesn't hurt, but you know it's about to. I'm already mad at that point because I know it's about to suck. Yeah, it's like the pain doesn't set in immediately. It's like it takes a second to reach your brain. It's like, ooh, and then it hits and you're like, ah. I've been hitting my shins on like the edge of my wooden bed frame.

Ooh, ow, fuck. Probably at least once a week and each time I have to like fall onto my bed and just close my eyes and just. Sometimes there's those times you get hurt, like specifically when you fall down and hit concrete. That's when I've noticed it the worst in my life where you just have to shut down for a second. You have to like. You have to contemplate the pain. You have to tell everyone to be quiet, and you just have to... That happens a lot if you get hit in the nuts.

Oh, 100%. Remember that time Tucker got me real good? That's the worst I've ever been hit, and I just had to lay down for... That was like 10, 15 minutes. That was abnormally hard to hit someone in the nuts. It's almost like an alien came down from mars and observed like the jackass movies and then wanted to fit into human society and then and then decided to hit you in

the nuts as a joke but he didn't know his strength was too hard since he's not human human see when when tucker that's what i got from that situation... That's what I got from that situation. Oh, that's what I got from that situation, too. When he hit me, that was no, like... Because, you know, there's a tasteful way... It wasn't a nut tap. Yeah, there's a tasteful way to hit your friends in the nuts. It went way over the tap line. You know, I think that there's, like, an unspoken rule between men,

where when you hit your friends in the nuts, there's a degree of softness, where it's enough for them to be like, ooh, ah, but not enough to cause actual lasting pain. What Tucker did was that was like with the back of his hand. It was pretty much a spank, but on your nuts. Yeah. And I just instantly, I fell to the ground.

I crashed into that beanbag and I just like, I collapsed into myself for a good 10 to 15 minutes. I couldn't, I couldn't, you know, talk or anything. I was in so much pain in my stomach. You know, girls won't really understand this, but when you get hit in the, in the, in the, in the, in the testes, it hurts your stomach really bad. Like the pain isn't down there. It's in your like abdomen. I don't know why it just is. And it is the most painful feeling in the world it's absolutely terrible it's it's worse than childbirth ladies i hate to say it but it is why are you looking at me like

that i wanted to see how far you could get through your story with just some some angry man staring at you you look very angry i know i look i look like a congressman that just got shamed in front of it like all of television like Like a congressional hearing. Yeah. You know, I think... Oh, shut up. I think women honestly need to, as a man, I think I need to say that I think women need to stop complaining

about the pain of childbirth because it really can't be that bad. It's not as bad as breaking a femur in half. Yeah, so women, come on. Let's suck it up, all right? Let's not be snowflakes. I heard some kidney stones are worse than childbirth. Oh, fuck, dude.

Don't even bring up kidney stones. That is probably my biggest logical medical fear. Like something that you could see actually happening to you? Yeah, of course cancer could actually happen, but the likelihood of me getting a kidney stone over cancer is probably higher. Oh, yeah, especially if you have a... Unless it's prostate cancer.

I think like 50% of gentlemen get prostate cancer. That might be a really stupid and fucked up quote or percentage, so correct that if I'm wrong. I don't want to be wrong, and I'd also like to know

what's right, so. Inform us, everybody, just enlighten us. We're not here to teach. Kidney stones, if I ever have a kidney stone, I want to know way in advance so I can go get one of those ultrasounds that blasts it away. Yeah, my uncle had a kidney stone, and he got into

this, I guess, jacuzzi type thing. Yeah, it sounds pretty nice man it uh it uh crushes up that rock and it's dust inside of your penis guys health advice uh i think kidney stones can also come from a high sodium diet so if you're eating a lot of salt and you don't want kidney stones maybe cut back on that and drink some more water uh that's what i've been told so is it physically possible for a kidney stone to block the urethra so bad that it fills up like a water hose this is a great podcast discussion everyone's just like i don't want to listen to this anymore anyone with a penis can we can we not talk about kidney stones anymore i'm like i'm starting to like cringe real hard okay it's physically hurting

me okay oh man dude i just... Which definition of cringe? Like the pain, the physical pain where you're imagining pain. You're like, ugh. Okay. Like, I feel like I can feel... Not like the R cringe cringe. Not like R slash cringe, no. Not like the...

There needs to be, like, two R cringes. One for, like, that's gotta hurt. Or that, oh, no. Like a skateboarder falling on his coccyx. Like, that's a good... on his coccyx. Yes. Like that type of cringe. Because it's different from the type of cringe where when you watch someone embarrass themselves in front of a college auditorium. Yeah.

Have you ever fallen on your ass and felt the pain go up your spine? Oh yeah, I have. It sucks. I bruised my... I always think that I've broken my ass. I bruised my tailbone in high school. And I remember for a good three or four weeks it was in pain. Especially when I rode the bus to school every bump was just absolutely

painful it sucked my mom when she was a little girl in Lebanon tried to do a magic trick to make a stool disappear out from under her and the magic trick was she had to kick the stool out from under her some shit like that or she was trying to make something appear that she was standing on the stool

she was probably standing on something trying to make it disappear like for the magic trick and then she accidentally kicked the stool out from under her and landed on her coccyx and now how for the rest of her life she's like using this cushion in her car seat because it hurts to sit down and i'm like in my head i'm like so is that magic trick worth it imagine was that magic show worth the rest of your life having to carry this cushion around i'm imagining like a magician in a tuxedo and a top hat with a little like magic wand and he's like watch this and he's staying on a stool and his magic trick is literally just kicking the stool out from under him and he just

falls and just eats the ground like his ass just just... Dude, you know what I'm saying? You can fit one regular musician on a stool, but you can fit four gay ones. What the fuck, dude? It's a joke I learned in high school, turned around. Ryan. What in the fuck is wrong with you? It's 2017. Would you pay to go see a magician where his entire act is he stands on a stool,

and then he just kicks the stool out from underneath him and falls on the ground really hard and then limps off stage and that's his magic trick? That's his act? If it was Tom Cruise or Hugh Jackman or Hugh Laurie, I would definitely do it just because I need some famous person to be doing this. If I just want to go see a guy fall,

I can go to YouTube, type in some... It's not the same as real life, though. There's something so satisfying about watching someone fall. And like, no one wants to really admit it, but I think every human gets a bit of pleasure from watching someone else fall. Because it shows that they're weaker and we're on top. We're stable and they're not. What is the psychological reason that people find comedy in watching other people get hurt

and fall? Is it schweidenfall, the German word? Germans have a word for it, which is like finding pleasure in someone else's pain. I think it stems, I mean, you are deriving some sort of pleasure from the person's pain. Is it because I'm not feeling that pain? No, I think it derives from the relatableness of, wow, that could have been me. I'm glad that wasn't me. Could you imagine if that was like, there's a lot of thoughts that you don't think about

that go through your head when funny shit happens. Like you're laughing, but then you think about why you're laughing. I mean, I used to just, my friends and I used to just like sit back and watch like skateboard wipeout compilations where it was just dudes crashing on skateboards for 20 minutes and they were very entertaining. Where it was just dudes crashing on skateboards for 20 minutes. And they were very entertaining. I used to be like scary good at slapstick when I was younger.

Just because when you're young, things don't hurt as much, I guess. So like I would, there's this thing I would do. And I don't know how I'd do it. I would jump up in the air and just land on my knees. And people would be like, ow! Ow! And I'm like, ha ha! That sounds like a wonderful way, just like the shock of hitting your knees like that, to just like paralyze your spine.

I'd fall back in chairs like very fast and forcefully and shit. I feel like you're more resilient when you're a kid. Oh, yeah. It's like, I had a friend growing up. It's like you become more stiff and it's like, please don't move me. Yeah, absolutely. I had a friend growing up uh and he was did congratulations i actually did have one and he was like his his his mo was just hurting himself like for comedy um and we would he's actually where i started making videos or one

of one of the places i started making videos because i would get my i'd bring my my my big my big camera over my camcorder and i just filmed him essentially just like doing stunts and hurting himself like but he was fearless he'd stand on top of a like um you know those like power boxes outside of a house with like the the fan that little spinny box you know I'm talking about he'd stand on top of one of those like six feet off the ground and just do a backflip and like land on his ass and be like, oh, let me do it again. I'm like, Jesus Christ, dude. Or he dug like a six-foot hole in his backyard and he filled it with water and it was mud and then he would just like run with his clothes on and just like dive headfirst into it.

And it's like, dude, it's really fun filming this. So me and my friends always got together and we just kind of filmed him just like injure himself. Very fun. I don't know what he's up to these days, but I do have some fond memories of that guy. Very fun. I'm glad. I'm trying to think of some of the craziest times he hurt himself.

He actually, he should be dead by now, but he's not somehow. There was a place where you could go swimming where you could jump off of a rope swing that was really high above the water. Like I would have never even. Yeah, I never would have leapt from a rope swing that was really high above the water. Like I would have never. This is Charleston. Yeah. I never would have would have leapt from the rope swing. I just realized how I said that. Charleston.

Charleston. Charleston. Not Charleston. You said it with a Charleston accent. Charleston. Charleston. I love that Charleston accent. I love that Charleston accent.

What he did was he decided he didn't want to just jump off the rope swing. He wanted to climb to the top of the rope swing to the branch it was located on and then keep climbing higher, which the police said after the fact was probably about 70 feet, 60 to 70 feet up in the air. Doesn't climbing up the rope put more tension on the branch? Yeah, I would imagine so. Okay, is it – okay, if you're – because I know there's tension on the branch. How does it work if you're closer to the branch like grabbing onto the rope or if you're like further down there's more tension when you're further up because there's less tension being um diffused by the rope maybe or how or do you think it's the same amount of pressure physicists in the comments

let us know but a lot of people to we're for help. I just want some knowledge in the comments section. Let's get some knowledge. Knowledge is power, guys. I just want to learn some shit. Knowledge shared is knowledge gained. I hear people calling us out on stuff we get wrong all the time. And I'm like, I'm not here to teach anyone. I apologize if I get something wrong.

Guys, we got to talk on YouTube seven days a week. We're going to say some wrong stuff. I know. That's just, I'm sorry. That's just the way it goes. Yeah, but he – so the police said it was like 60 to 70 feet above the water. So he decides, I'm going to do a front flip, but not just any front flip, not just a double front flip. Off a rope?

No, off the top of the tree. Oh, okay. He wanted to climb onto the branch. He climbed above the rope to a higher branch. Got it, got it. So instead of doing a double front flip, he decided, I have time to do a triple front flip. So he makes it two and a half, and then...

See, I wasn't there for this. I just heard about it. He backflops. He knows you fall faster as you go. He knows that even though you can get one front flip at the start. That doesn't mean for each like. Height of his. Him balled up.

He can do a flip. What is it like 9.81 meters per second squared. Yeah. The acceleration rate of gravity. Yeah. So he gets two and a half. And then he back flops. From 60 to 70 feet in the air.

I mean I've done shit like that. I've went off of a high dive and accidentally landed like this. So my legs, like my quads and my nuts smacked into the water. And I remember I couldn't swim because the – That's what happened to him. That's the worst pain I've ever felt of being hit in the nuts. It was from just solid water contact. Well, yeah.

Water can feel like concrete from a high enough height. But basically he hits the water and he said that the shock of it paralyzed him for a bit and he couldn't swim. And his brother had to jump in and pull him out. And he had to go to the emergency room because he hit the water so hard. And I'm not exaggerating. I saw his back. His entire back was purple. Like his whole back was bruised. I bet. And it was bloody too. And he started vomiting up blood after that. And that's why you had to go to the emergency room because they were scared that he had internal

bleeding. Turns out he didn't, but he had like a bruised back and all that stuff was still coughing up blood. And after apparently they had to even file like a police report on it um because the ambulance had to come and um they ended up shutting down that little uh they took the rope down after that which my dad said he heard them he heard like a local radio person complaining about that because that was like a uh a famed spot for swimming and he and he and they were talking about how just some asshole ruined yeah essentially yeah being a show-offy douchebag i just love that that's the funny thing is like there are some douchebags like high egotistical he's not a douchebag okay he was just very impulsive okay he always just did at least describe him as a show-off i wouldn't say he's a

show-off he does this stuff by himself like when no one's around. He's an adrenaline junkie. Are you still on good terms with him? Yeah, absolutely. Okay. I knew one kid like that in high school. He wasn't a dick. You would think he was because of all the shit he'd do. It almost seemed like he would be calling for attention,

but he legitimately just liked doing this crazy shit. Yeah, that's how my friend was. This kid was into parkour, and so he liked doing a bunch of that stuff. He could do flips and shit. He wasn't by any means an asshole or anything. The kid that I'm talking about was well-liked around our school. Yeah, so my friend was really, really popular.

He was very popular with people, and that's why I liked filming videos with him and watching him hurt himself. Part of me wanted him to be a douchebag because then there would be some sort sort of uh just justice justice yeah like r slash justice how's that justice if he if he if he's a douchebag and then he then he's trying to show off and then backflops that's a whole that's that's a lot more of a satisfying story than listening to some poor friend of yours cough up blood see but but the thing was,

there was always this like slight level of when he would do something insane and get hurt. There was this slight level of everyone watching that would be like, oh, oh, yes. But like, we always felt bad for him. There's also this slight level of excitement of, oh my God. And like this kind of like, is he going to get hurt? I kind of want to see him get hurt.

But not in like a mean way. Is it kind of like, did you ever go to one of those putt-putt courses that had the t-rex in the volcano that would only pop up every now and then or if you got a hole in one at some point in the course yeah but i know there's a putt-putt course like that that's that's uh brings back so many nostalgic memories it's in a myrtle beach and land of the putt-putt courses it's across the street from a red roof inn or i don't know if the red roof in is still available but if anyone has a picture of

that t-rex or knows what I'm talking about that's that's a I'll reward you with a like Ryan was conceived right behind that t-rex I'll like it on Twitter if you send me exactly which t-rex I'm

talking about he pops out of like this volcano thing or whatever and roars or it used to scare the shit out of me yeah but um it's like the same feeling of like watching that because it's like you know he might come out and it's cool to see him but he also might roar and if i get to see him roar so i feel like you as kids were like okay if he succeeds in this little stunt of his that would be cool but if he gets hurt in

the process that's entertainment yeah exactly it's like like when you watch your friends fail at something like you feel bad but deep down there's like also some entertainment like oh yeah like like you watch jackass and you'd be super almost disappointed if one of their things actually worked and like no one got hurt in the process like if they just went down the hill in a shopping cart and was like dude that was fun you'd be like oh yeah like if they high five like okay that was awesome it's not entertaining it's like it's still cool that they went down a hill in a shopping cart

yeah you want to see steve-o like fly out the back hit the concrete like roll seven times and be skinned to the point of being a skeleton by the concrete absolutely like that's what you want to see when you watch jackass and I hope they make another Jackass movie. I know that the whole Ryan Dunn tragedy put a whole damper on the Jackass crew. But I wonder if – I heard that there were rumors that they were going to make a fourth one.

And they recently had trademarked a bunch of websites and names regarding Jackass 4. And they were going to film it in Australia. So it was like a down under Jackass. They should call it Jackass the on 4. I get it. i get it i get it so it did take me a second but i made the connection they could just jackass down under i would i would i would love to see that they don't need to do it 3d this time the the era of 3d movies is i think about about done no no not with james cameron around oh yeah are the rest of the avatar movies going to be in 3D? Yeah.

Why? It's just like, okay, I don't mind 3D movies, but it was definitely a huge fad for a while. I feel like it has no place in legitimate cinema. Like, it has place at the 4D theaters when you're watching Shrek and Donkey make fart jokes at Universal Studios. Some movies are fun in 3D. Well, some of them just look better. Like animated movies. They are more vibrant with the

3D glasses because of that depth of field effect. Like I saw Toy Story 3 and it looked beautiful. Right, that was good in 3D. But at the same time, it's not necessary. Right, and you know what happens to me with every 3D movie? I'll forget like 30 minutes in that I'm watching a 3D movie.

And I'm like, oh yeah, it's 3D. I forgot. Like the only movies I can give a pass on this shit would be like Robert Rodriguez, like Children. Spy Kids 3D maybe. Just because that was essentially just a universal ride. Yeah, and the movie's made for kids. And that was back in the days when it wasn't real D. It was the red and blue little cardboard 3D glasses.

And I love that shit, man. I think 3D should be just, I guess, mainly used for kids. I have not seen it. That's when it's the best. I agree. I haven't seen a 3D movie in so long. I'd actually love to go see one sometime. It's been so long.

Whenever I see a 3D movie that's live action, it has the same effect of watching a, like, not anymore, but how you used to feel when watching a Blu-ray. Yeah. And it would move at probably, what, 48 frames per second? Or like the new Hobbit movie when it moved at 48 frames per second instead of 24, instead of the native 24. 48 is a weird frame rate. Yeah. You know? It's a very unusual frame rate.

Well, it's because they, like, have to do some speed shit with it. Like, they also have to, like, slow it down or speed it back up to match the speed. It doesn't look right, you know? I remember the first time I saw the 48 frames per second, I was in Blockbuster. And they were showing, like, an HDTV. And I think this was right when Blu-ray was first coming out. And they had a Blu-ray showing. And I just remember watching it.

Probably Resident Evil or something like that. It was something like that. And I just remember being weirded out by the frame rate. The first time I saw a 60 frames per second thing was on television, and it was a Cheerios commercial. And I remember it looked so weird, and I couldn't figure out why the commercial looked weird. And every time it came on, I'd try to analyze it. I'd be like, why does it look so weird? Why does it look weird?

And maybe someone remembers this exact Cheerios commercial. It's like a guy with a box of Cheerios, and I think he's with his wife and kid or something around the on the table and they're talking about cholesterol uh but i just remember it was so weird and then i realized like oh it's because it's in a double it's in like a much higher frame rate yeah that's why it looks so odd because film's usually at 24 and then i'm i don't know if tv works at 24 if it works at 30 i think 30 okay i'm not i don't know though i don't know if TV works at 24, if it works at 30. I think 30. Okay. I'm not, I don't know though. I don't know if they'll follow film rules, but I know like, you know, you have your 24, 30 and like, you know, 60 FPS on YouTube is fine.

What goes at 60? What standard is 60? Is there anything that the standard is 60 frames per second besides like 4K YouTube videos? I think that's about it. Man, I actually, I'm not a big fan no video games oh yeah popular like but that's when it that's when 60 frames is at its best not not in film but video games because you get the most like uh reactive response to what you're doing because there's more frames and also i uh if they started making movies in 60 frames

per second it wouldn't feel right. It would feel weird, you know? It just feels off. Peter Draxson Peter Draxson Peter Jackson tried to do it with one of the Hobbit movies. He showed it in 48 frames per second. A lot of people hated it.

Because it doesn't feel, it takes away this weird, kind of like cinematic feeling that movies have. Movies have always, always for the longest time been in 24 frames per second. So when you change that – You notice the effects a lot more. And also you notice like it's just a subtle difference. Like the whole thing feels different when it has more frames. Yeah.

It doesn't feel as much like a regular film anymore. It feels more like a – I don't know. You need that motion blur. Yeah, yeah. You need that cinematic motion blur. absolutely you know um but you know you know what's always bothered me when the camera will pan for a long time and it's at 24 frames per second and it doesn't it's kind it doesn't look exactly smooth because it's 24 frames per second so you can't focus on anything you know like those certain pans that happen in certain movies where you can't really focus on

anything because it's just a a lower frame rate pan and it just confuses your eyes. Yeah. Yeah. That's the only thing. That's my only gripe with 24 frames. I love 24 frames per second, personally. I think it's a beautiful, it's a beautiful. That's what we're used to.

Yeah. Maybe when we're 60, 24 frames per second will be a thing of the past. It's like, oh, that's old school. Fuck, dude. I need to get to the arc light but let me see if it's still showing because i want to see a certain movie and i'm afraid that it's going to be out of theaters soon and it and it's not getting a wide release right now because it was just showed in uh like uh tiff oh what movie uh killing of the sacred deer oh i want to see that too! Did you see The Lobster? No. From the same director. Really good movie, The Lobster. I highly

recommend it. I'd like to see The Lobster. I saw the trailer and wanted to see it. I just want to see if it's... Because it was playing at the Arclight. And uh... Of course, Bad Mom's Christmas is playing at the Arclight. Go Arclight. Oh yeah, Bad Mom's Christmas. We gotta go see that. I'm definitely gonna see

probably Thor Ragnarok this weekend. Just cause. I just, I haven't seen a a no nonsense action movie recently and I just need something where I can just go and not pay attention to it.

Just numb yourself out? Cause I've been to the movies recently and I'll and I'll pay attention too much towards like the movies wanting to be one of those movies where it's like pay attention to me see if you can figure me out my themes are awesome yeah and then you're like this was simple and dumb and you can just go for just not worth the effort and energy explosions Yeah. I just want to go for. Sound effects. Sometimes I need that. Yeah. Yeah. I feel you, man.

Oh, okay. Good. It's still playing. I might have to go see it late tonight. Who knows? Ooh. You know what I. You know, we did this weekend.

We went to a music festival. We went to Camp Flogna. We did. Saw some artists we really liked. We saw Tyler, the creator. I saw Brock Hampton. And I also saw Mild High Club, and those are all bands I really like.

I mainly just went for Tyler. And it was a great show. It was really, really fun. But we did, out of all the things we did do at Camp Flogna, we did make a very special promise. We did. See, there was a man at Camp Flogna

who recognized us. He was wearing, I remember, it's almost as if it were yesterday. He was wearing a wonderful felt hat. Almost. Almost. A suede hat. Suede. He was wearing a suede hat.

Not a felt hat. I'd like to see a felt hat. That'd be like the flimsiest, like. He was wearing a suede hat. He was. He was a photographer, and he wanted to take a picture of us. And he was wearing a suede hat, and he said he listened to our podcast. And we said, you know what?

On the next podcast, we will give you a shout-out. So, to the man in the suede hat, this one's for you. I thought it was... Like, we had to remind him to put, like, the lens cap, like, take it off. Yeah, he kept trying to take pictures with the lens cap on. He took three full pictures with the lens cap on. And he didn't even notice? And then there was that other occasion where, like, he went away to sneeze.

But during his sneeze, he was coming back. And then, remember, the mist kind of got on both of us? Yeah, and, dude, his nose was so runny. It was all in his mustache and shit. It was on his hands. But you know, other than that stuff, great guy. Wonderful guy. I'm sure we remember him so well.

Absolutely, man. The man in the suede hat. But seriously, multiple people came up and said hi. Very appreciative of the people who do and recognize us. That's really cool to see that happen. To everyone from Flog Now who came up and said hey, hey right back. Thanks for coming up and saying hey and thanks for the support.

Because again, in my mindset, that's not a normal thing still. It's just not normal. Sorry, I'm laughing about the man in the suede hat. No, I'm not saying he's not normal. No, I'm not. I'm just like, he's gonna listen and be like, what the fuck? I didn't do any of that shit. I know. He's like, I'm not. I'm just like, he's going to listen and be like, what the fuck? I didn't do any of that shit. I know.

He's like, I don't even have a mustache. Flying Down was very fun. All the shows were fun. I went on a carnival ride that was way more intense than I expected. Because I like carnival rides. I like crazy roller coasters. But this one, this one got me, dude. You haven't been on it when you went to the state fair in South Carolina? I have. This one just felt so much more intense for some reason. That ride's always intense.

If you don't know, it's kind of like it has, I guess, four arms, and on each arm are three cars, and the arms themselves spin and go up and down, while the cars on the arms also spin in a circular motion. And it goes fast. It goes really fast. So it was fun, though. spin in a circular motion. And it goes fast. It goes really fast. It was fun though. Had a great weekend. And while we're doing shoutouts, I think we got a few. First of all,

shoutout to Justin, aka NothingButLag. He is the editor of our compilations. He edits the best of compilations and he edits the best of SuperMegacast compilations. He is a really funny dude that we met online a while back. We've always kind of just become friends with and followed.

His channel is super funny. I was catching up on it recently and I was like, holy fuck. He just has like a lot of he lives in the middle of nowhere. And he just he lives in the Middle East. Yeah. He has a lot of passion for just making content that he thinks is funny. Making funny shit, which is something that we connect with. Yeah, absolutely.

If you're down to just make funny shit, we love you, Justin, for that. Go check out Justin's channel. The link will be in the description. But he has been the one who has been editing all of our best ofs. Is he of age yet? He's 19, I think. I want to say he's 19. Okay, good. He's a fun dude, so go check out his Twitter

and his YouTube channel. He always makes us laugh. And other shout out, of course, is to our channel artist Don DeRororororo. Don! I forgot how many rows there are, and I think it's three. Don DeRorororo. But he is our channel artist. Really cool guy. Go give him a follow as well.

He does a fantastic job with all of our thumbnails, our podcast art. So he's the mastermind behind all that and he is definitely worthy of checking out. But, I mean, yeah. There are only I think now

eight, something like eight, seven, eight or nine Super Megacast episodes left in 2017. There's a two handful. Yeah. You can hold them in two hands. We'll let you know when it gets down to one hand. Right. You can count them on two hands. So not that many episodes left in 2017. It's been a wild year so far. And we're really happy with where things are going.

We're in the home stretch. We're in the final stretch of 2017. And I know we have a lot of series going on. We do plan on finishing them. We do. Okay? We do plan on finishing Luigi's Mansion. Yes.

Plan on finishing that good old Simpsons ha-ha game. Uh-huh. And we also, also are really wanting to finish Cuphead yes which will happen soon there's not that many episodes of Cuphead left honestly I mean we're Simpsons I think it's like three episodes of the Simpsons left yeah we'll get through this stuff that you guys want to see

also in the comment section what series that is currently going on right now is your favorite and would you like to see more focus on and what and would you like to see more focus on? What series would you like to see focus on in the future? A game that we haven't played yet. Again, we just

do apologize if there was a series that we started and we didn't finish and you really liked it. We do apologize. You know, our channel, we do start a lot of series and sometimes after playing for a while, we either realize we're not having the most fun playing it or the our channel we do start a lot of series and sometimes uh after playing for a while we either realize we're not having the most fun playing it or uh the editing of a certain series is a little

too uh just boring or not fun or maybe people aren't enjoying it that much forcing us to play a game that we don't want to leads to bad commentary and also leads to probably just lackluster like just just the editing's not going to be on point if like everything else isn't coming together. Yeah, we really like playing games that we really have fun playing, so that's why sometimes we'll start a series and do a couple episodes and never pick it back up, because it's like, well we had fun playing those beginning episodes, but maybe we

tried again and we just didn't have that much fun with it. But yeah, also thank you for all the support of Spooky Mega. Now it is November, we do have a Black Friday merch sale coming soon with some new merch you haven't seen. And maybe some merch that was up before

that is no longer up, that will be up. Maybe. You might see a return of some shirts you've been demanding. Who knows? Maybe some hoodies. I don't know.

Could be something cool. Towards the end of the year. We'll see. But guys, thank you for tuning in. Next week we'll be back with episode 68 of our podcast, our critically acclaimed podcast. So thanks for listening. Ryan, would you like to say

anything else? I just wanted to really quick talk about the unfortunate grass shortage in sub-Saharan Africa. Without grass, fathers in sub-Saharan Africa do not grass, fathers in Sub-Saharan Africa do not have lawns to mow and therefore cannot earn respect

from their families. And that it is a harrowing experience if you have seen it from yourself, like me who is a photographic journalist. But if you could do anything to help out that situation, that would be the best. Thank you.

Good night. God bless America.