supermegashow - EP 69 - The 69th Episode (ft. Tucker)

Episode Date: November 19, 2017

We talk surfin' big waves, the current state of DLC, Matt premieres a song from his middle school years, and we get some excellent advice from several unexpected guests in this 69th episode spectacular. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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That's MeUndies.com slash SuperMega. All right, back to the funny giggles. I am here with Matt. My name is also Ryan, and we have a special guest. His name happens to be, three, two, onecott hey guys how's it going hey it's been a while we're so glad that you could join us for uh special episode 69 of our podcast yeah just it really it really isn't special in any way it's just a funny number that we can have the funny haha about and fans are speculating are they gonna have danny on

no we actually were planning on it but he's out of town so yes we'll have him on and like in the 70s probably so you got me instead yeah i think the last podcast you were on was uh was it when we went camping no we had one before that remember that's the one where you talked about the last one we went like it was the last podcast we did with tucker the one we went we did we did the camping one but we did one after that too it's the one where you were talking about him getting whipped in the IMAX theater and you laughed. Oh, wait, that was it? Oh, yeah. Okay, that didn't seem like too long ago.

It wasn't. Was it really only two months ago? Yeah. Okay, never mind. Time was going by fast in the beginning of the year. Now it seems to have slowed down for me a little bit. Good, dude. Well, 2017 in general, for me, it's just so much has happened and it's flying

by just like, yeah, it's just crazy flying by. Like, I think back to New Year's Eve and when it became 2017, and that does not feel like 11 months ago. My brain is still stuck in kind of like early college. Sometimes I'm like, ah, those were good days. Oh, wait, that was like four years ago. Same, same here. For me, that's even less.

Or five years ago. I look back because when I'm talking to people, I'm like, oh, wait, that was like four years ago. Same, same here. For me, that's even less. Or five years ago. I look back because when I'm talking to people, I'm like, oh, yeah, when I was in college and then I stopped myself, I'm like, wait, that sounds like I've graduated college when I say that. None of us in this room have graduated, right? That's not true. Tucker graduated. Did you graduate?

I did graduate. Where'd you graduate from? From USC. Did you really? Yeah. I'm so sorry. No, we're the only. No, he hasn't. We're the only ones without.

We don't have degrees. He has a degree. So he has a safety net now. But what degree is the safety net? Exactly. Not necessarily a safety net. It's an art degree. Art degree.

It's painting. Okay. A degree in painting. Which is, you know, it's what I want to do. But safety net. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

But a lot of places these days don't care what your degree is they'll just be like do you have a degree yes okay right sure you're qualified this is true i'm trying to like think of a job where they just have you and it's like you have a degree in painting oh perfect oh perfect like like some high scale just kind of like a, like loan company, like loan, loan sharkish type company. The thing is like not even actual like house painting companies, you know, like not fine art. Yeah.

Not even those kinds of companies will want you. Like it means nothing to them. What about people that want you to paint like murals and stuff? Yeah. Yeah. Like that could be a thing. But if, but if I think, you know, I told people I'm a painter and they say, oh, oh, like a, like a house painter. I'm like, no, that wouldn't work at all. Cause like, I'm so interested. You could paint a thing but if but if i think you know i told people i'm a painter and they say oh oh like uh like a house painter i'm like no that wouldn't work at all because like i'm so interested you

could paint your house it would look awful how would it look awful why would it look beautiful because it would be messy because it would be all textured and like goopy and what are you talking about and so on you're a beautiful yeah well but like but it's but it's got stuff to it you know you know what i mean it's got dimensions it's got personality you're saying you can't paint a house to have character or personality? maybe it's a new challenge for you it's minimalist painting on a large canvas

that has several different dimensions yes exactly painting a house is very like now that we're talking about it I'd like to try that because it's really like your canvas is a building have you never painted a house before i have i painted the room yes we painted a whole room yeah you guys probably have more experience with painting houses than i do i i painted a house a horrible color we've talked about that recently on the podcast actually yeah because you're on the church trip and painted a painted a

a poor native American man's home mustard yellow and the roof was forest green. Oh my god. His youth group picked the colors and I don't think they even told the guy that they were using those colors. When we were done, it was super awkward. Like if I were filming it, it would be perfect

for our branch. What was his face? Can you describe his face when he saw it? You know that face? You know that kind of slight smile? They have a slight smile, but there's worry in the eyes at the same time. Yeah. You're trying to act enthusiastic

and happy, but deep down the actual feeling of dread is overpowering that and you can't help it. I can't invite people to my home because now it looks like a joke. It looks like it's from Pee Wee's Playhouse. Yeah. I went on a mission trip to Ecuador in my, I think, freshman year or junior year of college. Oh, really?

And one of the things I did was paint a mural at this church. It was like on the side of the church. I was about to ask you if you've ever actually had experience painting murals. Did you get to paint Jesus? It was like a painting of the mountains in the area and like this house. It wasn't very good. There was a tree and a house and the kids and so on and so forth.

Like, you know, the area. Yeah. And so I did that. Did it okay. It was fine. It wasn't the worst thing in the world. It wasn't the best, but I saw a picture like, cause, cause the youth group went back like two years later,

I saw a picture of the mural and the, the paint that gave me just like slid down. So like, it looks like it's melting. Yeah, it melted. Oh really? So like,

it probably like, did it look like it rained shortly after you painted? Oh yeah. I mean, I mean it's melting. It's like, yeah, it melted. Oh, really? On the wall. So like it probably like, did it look like it rained shortly after you painted? Oh yeah. I mean, it's Ecuador, right? Does it have your name on it? No. It should have your name on it. That would have been amazing. Somewhere out there.

Who did this? It's wonderful. Or when it becomes awful. I can't even read the name. Yeah. We'll never know. I was going to ask you, you know how some bakeries won't make gay cakes? They won't make cakes that identify as gay?

Yeah. They won't make cakes for gay people. Right. Or whatever. Well, not for gay people. They'll make cakes. They just, they don't want the cake to be gay. And God bless them.

Yeah. Right. Do you have a rule like that with painting? Is there something I could think of to where you would not paint because it goes against your values. I haven't come across that yet. We got to test them. Yeah.

I mean, that means we have to be the first ones to push them to not paint something. You guys, you'll just have to ask me something like every day and maybe one day it'll happen. I don't know. I mean, I think like really kitschy. I mean, kitschy has a lot of different meanings. uh, uh, kitschy. I mean,

a kitschy has a lot of different meanings, but, um, just like, uh, portraits from photographs that are like already either fine as photographs or, um, are really crappy,

like flat, like lit really badly as photographs. Cause you're not going to get good painting out of that. Well, yeah, because either number one, the light's not good in the first place or number two, it, if you draw or paint that it's gonna look like a photograph as a drawing you know what i mean you have you seen drawings like that yeah totally it's like oh this looks like

this could have just been a photograph or yeah i mean it looks like they took a photograph yeah right they took one of those uh oh what are they called there's these infomercials for them they were like blue tray looking things and they had a light in them. It's so you could trace pictures in magazines and shit. Oh, those are actual... Artists use those. I had one of those.

Except it was a shitty kid's light table that was horrible. And I thought it would be super easy to trace. But you're drawing from the opposite side of this border like like binder kind of thing and you usually when i think of tracing you would put the piece of paper down the light would come up from under it and you just be able to draw and you get to see the pencil marks that you make overlap the you know that's not like the professional one yeah but this one it was like

it it projected the image onto the paper a little bit and you had to like kind of just guess the shapes of the i don't know how to describe it it was awful i remember i tried to trace something and i can't do it do you guys remember like those as we're talking about like as seen on tv like art supplies do you guys ever have those as we're talking about like as seen on TV like art supplies Do you guys ever have those blowpens like the markers that you go? Did you ever blow in? Yep. Sorry suck in. Yeah, you suck the pen. You got a little of that like paint in your mouth Yeah, I had those I had a bunch of those and my mom did Meals on Wheels and I remember my sister It was dirty. You had to have a nice clean station because.

Yeah. I got that on the carpet. What kind of. I never had this. What kind of material are you blowing out? Is it powder? Is it. No it's ink.

It's ink but it comes out powdery. It's like shitty magic marker ink that when you blow just somehow sprays the liquid ink out. Yeah. Oh like. Like misty. There's there's a. I know what you're talking about.

There's like a different kind of tool that's more professional and does that kind of thing like an airbrush they're essentially airbrushes for kids that kids blow yeah there's a i think there's the same kind of thing that you just blow into but i did have like a little ink cartridge that you put in it no they were like markers that i think i'm trying to remember wasn't there a thing and basically you would blow and it would blow air on the tip of the marker. And there's like liquid inside of it. That's cool. Yeah.

You had to shake them before use. Yeah. But I remember I was doing Meals on Wheels and me and my sister and her friend just did a bunch of art on like the covers of the Meals on Wheels lid. And I'm sure many, many elderly folk were very flattered by the nice artwork we had done. I probably drew trains. Well, I forgot.

I actually have experience doing a mural. When I was a little toddler baby boy, I found a Sharpie. And I went into our bathroom and drew all over the walls. All four sides of the walls. Wow. Impromptu mural. That is... It's one thing to draw on one wall.

It's another thing with a Sharpie. It's not just a crayon. It's a sharpie. All four. Did they have to repaint the wall? I can't remember. I was a kid. I don't know what they did. I just remember being in trouble with my mom bringing up the... Do you remember what the mural was? Scribble Scrabble. It was a free expression

of a young... It was probably a dream I had or something who knows it's an expression of motion yeah it could have been like some sort of Da Vinci code

kind of thing but it's gone now it's gone now we'll never know I actually I've painted a mural as well in my high school I got to paint a mural

in the administration building they wanted me and I think another student to paint the the wave of Hokusai you know the japanese print of the wave with mount fuji in the background and someone actually i i never even mentioned this have you been conditioned your whole life to like japanese i think so yeah

my my grant my grandfather like it's been it's like this government conspiracy yeah like based around you yeah like everything to make me like japan my grandpa loved japan too never met him god bless his soul but uh i didn't even ever mention this someone on instagram that i guess goes to my high school found it and saw my name on it and they took a picture and sent it to me over instagram and i was like oh look at that someone actually found it so yeah it's at my old high school and it was i just remember it was hell to paint i did not have a good time painting that i was just like my teacher like, you gotta get it done. Come on. But I didn't want it to look like shit.

Does it look like shit to this day? I think it actually turned out pretty good. Is it still there? Yeah, it's still there. So it was just you and some other kid. Me and some other girl, yeah. It was just you and a girl. Me and this Russian girl. But I think

they wanted to get it done quicker so they brought in a couple other students towards the end to work on it during a different class period it's kind of like they saw the work you did it was like let's let's maybe let's maybe it could have been that in high school my teacher could be like oh shit let's get uh what have we done uh let's just get some other students maybe to make it go faster he's like please clean it up who's in our class are our two do you have a picture of this I do yeah oh really yeah let me see if I can find it

have you kept this picture this whole time let me find it and we'll get back to the the podcast the podcast two hours later I think I saved it

ooh am I not a saver actually we we madam listle you know what okay Tucker what the last movie you saw was

we saw it together, right? Yeah. Bitches on bitches. We already talked about it. I don't even remember what it was called. Give me a hint. Give me a hint. I remember the guys that, when we walked in,

they were sitting on our seats. And so we asked them to move out of the way. Were you giving me shit for that? Were you like, it's an open theater? No, no, no, no. I strictly think that if you have assigned seats, you go to those assigned seats. I know that theater. No, no, no, no. I strictly think that if you have assigned seats, you go to those assigned seats. I know that theater was

empty, Tucker, and like it wouldn't have made a difference, but other people were filing, what if we sat in other people's seats? You just, to not have that awkward moment or confusion, you just fucking go to your assigned seats. And plus, they left in the very beginning

of the movie, so they probably weren't even there to be. Which makes me remember the movie, actually they left in the very beginning of the movie so they probably weren't even there to be. Which makes me remember the movie actually. They left at the beginning of the movie because the beginning of the movie starts with a crazy

disgusting shot. Yeah. We talked about it on the last podcast. It was icky. It was icky. It was gross. Okay so you already

talked about The Killing of a Sacred Dude. Yeah. Yeah we did unfortunately. We already talked about PUBG too but I'm sure I'm down to talk more. We've been playing more. I'm down to talk more. We've been playing more.

I'm down to talk more. We got some. I did not read the comments on last week's podcast. I don't know if you did. Did you see if people were interested in perhaps? Yes, very interested. Very interested in that? Okay, then that's coming soon, guys, I think.

PUBG's so much fun. I had one good experience this week out of the many games where I was like, this was a cool thing. Was it a solo match? Yeah, it was that solo match where I landed right next to a guy. Oh, this is great. I landed right next to a guy and he was already going for a shotgun. So I ran after him.

And as he was picking up the shotgun, I picked up the ammo right next to the shotgun. That's the best. He had the shotgun, but he didn't have it. Was your computer recording this? No, no. That's the crappy thing. I don't have a recording of it.

He picked up the shotgun. I picked up the ammo, so he didn't have anything to use with the shotgun. So I started running after him to punch him and he just ran away. So he was running one way and I ran into a building nearby to look for anything

to hurt this guy with. All I found was a pan, of course. And now you're worried that he's probably found something to kill you with. Maybe, but he's just running. He's not looking for anything. He's just running. So I go back out of the building, and I run after the guy for like five minutes, because he's just going.

Yeah, and we're at the same speed, right? You know, like no one's gaining or falling behind or anything. And he finds a car, and I'm like, and like okay all right all right well i'm close enough to where i can i can get to him so he gets in the car starts the engine and right before he leaves i get in the car in the passenger seat right next to him and he just starts driving because what else is he gonna do right and so uh here we are driving together we're driving across a bridge i'm like oh all right you're like this is nice. He'll stop at some point. Right. Exactly.

And I'm thinking like, I wonder if you can still use melee attacks in a car. And so I look over at him and I click my little button and I hit him with the pen and he dies. And like, that's it. And then he falls out the window and like starts dragging the car. And I'm like, all right.

You, you like, you like, uh, injuring people in cars because we were playing with our friend Christian, Matt. And you shot Christian. And we were in a boat. So Christian sunk to the bottom of the ocean. He just went straight out the boat. So I was a bit upset at you. So I took a shotgun, pointed it straight at your head, and blew your brains out, Tucker. I mean, it was just me and Ryan for the rest of the round.

We got number two. But the reason, okay, this match pissed me off because you and I had a good tactic. We had a great tactic. We stayed out in the middle of the ocean, got out, like, each time the circle would change, there would be a good portion of the ocean that was still in it. So we just used the boat. And we would move the boat into the circle, get out of the boat, and then use the boat as cover to hide behind. Yeah, we positioned the boat so people on shore could,

like, it was between us and the shore, and then we would just hide in the water behind the boat. It was surprisingly effective. Yeah, it was great. We were down to the last five people. It was you, me, and probably a team of three. Yep, up top. They're up top of this cliff that we couldn't get up to

because they haven't, I don't think they've introduced the the climbing. Is there a climbing thing they're putting in? I think it's in the test servers right now. I'm not sure you can climb like mount like big ridges, but I think it's like you can. There's a climbing animation. And if it's like it's it's double the height of what you usually can jump. Oh, sweet.

And we got killed by the force field. I hate that. I feel like every single time, almost every single time we've been playing and we get like number two or three, it's because of the force field or the blue. The force field has to kill you quicker when it's down to the last few people.

Probably. It wasn't ticking down our health. No, it was just sucking that in. It was taking large chunks off. Yeah. Maybe that's how it works. Maybe the first force field just like brings you down a little bit

and the smaller ones really tick it off. I could see that. I need to read more about the rules and stuff just to make sure it's like, oh, maybe I should run away from the force field a bit faster than I would in the beginning of the game. I want to know if the force field is predetermined at the beginning of the game or if it actually has some kind of

algorithm or something where it can look at where people are and see where people are camping, where people are moving and kind of adjust it to try to force the most people out of hiding but there are three hour youtube documentaries that go over that i guarantee people like try it and stuff yeah but um we we we have not successfully gotten chicken dinner yet one of these days we will it's only been a week since tucker since t Tucker moved out here. And we've made good progress in a week. We've gotten number two many times. So it's

on the way. And we'll let everyone know. Maybe Chicken Dinner will be one of the matches that we record for the channel. Who knows? I would like to record soon for the channel. It's just when we record for the channel we need to remind you that we will be recording

at our home with our home microphones and our home setup. So it won't be in this soundproof studio with these like thousand something dollar microphones. It's going to sound pretty shit. It's going to sound like discord quality audio because that's what we're going to be using to speak with each other because we're in different rooms. So just expect it to be kind of like stream quality, I guess. Yeah. But yeah, that stuff is coming soon.

Coming soon. Keep an eye out for that. It's going to be a lot of fun. But I do want to say later on in the podcast, just because it's episode 69, we got a little something special. I will be premiering something special. I'll let you know later in the podcast what it is,

but there's a little treat later on, so stay tuned for that. You might be... You guys are in for a little treat. That's all I'll say. What else will you say? You'll hear what I say. It'll be good.

Yeah, but what else will you say? What do you mean? What else? What's it going to be, man? What is it? I can't tell you. You'll have to wait and find out. What are you cooking up over there, Matt? It's a surprise. You'll have to find out. You're cooking something. I'm cooking something.

I can't let you boys know what it is yet, though. Some cumin. There's some oregano for some reason. There might be a little oregano in there. Might be some sugar and cumin together. I don't know about that. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It sounds kind of weird. You know what? I don't know about that. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It sounds kind of weird. You know what?

I'll reserve my judgment until it premieres. Yeah. Whatever it is that I just knock the mic into my chest. Mike wants to listen to your titty.

He wants to listen to your nipple. Could you hear my heartbeat? Put it up to it. We'll find out. I don't see it on the mic. I don't see it getting picked up. Hold on. Is it right side right? It's right side a little kind it on the mic. I don't see it getting picked up. My- hold on. Is it right side right?

It's right side, a little kinda near the middle. Probably like right here? Yeah. What if we all put our hearts on the microphones? Come on. All of us, okay. And then you can boost the audio. Yeah, okay, ready? Mine's- mine's there.

No, I'm taking the mic cover off so it's not muffled. Oh, okay. Here we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on. This is a medical experiment live on the podcast. And then boost that audio up and see if you can hear our hearts. No, you know what I'm going to do real quick? I'm going to do some jumping jacks to get my heart really pumping. Just real quick.

Ready? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's all do it. I'm going do some jumping jacks, get my heart really pumping. Just real quick. Ready? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's all do it. I'm going. Ooh! Jumping jacks. One. Two. I'm rocking back and forth in my chair. Five.

Six. Six. Seven. Seven. Eight. He's doing it. Nine. I'm going to twenty.

Go. Ten. Eleven. Eleven. Twelve. Twelve. Thirteen. Thirteen.

Thirteen. Thirteen. Thirteen. Thirteen. Thirteen. Thirteen. Thirteen. Seventeen. Seventeen. Seventeen. Seventeen. Eighteen. Nineteen. Twenty. Twenty. 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20.

All right. Okay, come on. Put it up to your hearts, big boy. Lifting up my shirt, and I'm putting the microphone directly on my heart. Okay, everybody, we need radio silence. All right, silence. Here we go. Hey, shut up, Tiffany.

Okay, boost it. I see those things. I can see the heartbeat. I can see those things. Oh, I can see it. I can see the heartbeat. See those things. Sorry to say shut up, Tiffany. I know it's just that you were talking while we were trying to do our podcast. Continue watching the podcast and don't be rude and talk during it.

Thanks. Thank you, Tiffany. Thank you. Stupid. I fucking hate her. Anyway, I'm excited because Matt just came up with a topic to talk about. I did. Go on, Matt.

I'd like to talk about surfing. Why? came up with a topic to talk about. I did. Go on, Matt. I'd like to talk about surfing. Wow! Why? I don't know, because the other day, I was watching some YouTube videos, and I was watching, no, I was not masturbating. I was watching some videos of those guys that surf those waves that are like... Those guys, the surfers?

No, no. Surfers, surfers. You know the waves that are like a trillion feet tall those videos of the guys that surf those like those don't exist man you know what i'm talking about the guys that surf the waves and you watch and you're like it's like a death wish like people die doing it but it's like a big thing that like big surfers big big big do. I'm just like, I guess what I wanted to talk about was I used to surf and I only ever surfed small waves like off of South Carolina and Florida sometimes. They carry you away to the Caribbean if you got swept up in one. What I'm saying is like I surfed maybe seven foot, eight foot max waves in my life. It sounds fun though.

Oh, it always super fun. Cool. Yeah. But is the balancing harder than skateboarding? No, it's, I'd say it's easier. What? Really? First wave I ever surfed.

I stood up and it, cause it's like, I don't know. It kind of holds you. Yeah. It kind of just holds you. You literally just kind of, you lay down and you just stand up. Um, but you know, there's these guys that surf these waves that like, I don't know, like 90 feet. I don't, I don't know the actual 90 feet? I don't know the actual number.

But they're massive, like off Portugal, off the Mavericks, off San Francisco. There's a documentary on it. I think there's a documentary on this one guy who surfs these big waves. And he has a death wish. He's a penguin. He's voiced by Shia LaBeouf. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then in the sequel, another character is voiced by John Cena

yeah I think that's the one yeah cause they mixed the pro wrestling with the penguin surfing they did surfs 2 is a WWE film I do have to say surfs up that's not a joke Tucker I'm serious he's not joking they had a good soundtrack though they have a good Sugar Ray song called Into Yesterday

he thinks I'm joking I think no I'm serious Tucker you want me to look it up right now he kissed ryan on the ear right in in the ear yeah it was that wasn't like a kiss on the earlobe that was like in the ear but uh that very nice smell to you you remind me of like a nice southern home wait let me let me get a we have to just like a nice home that's not trying to trying to be anything it's not trying to you do smell like a nice home. It's just like, come in, have some coffee or something. We'll have to figure out what the shampoo I use is called. It's not shampoo, it's your clothes.

Yeah, it's your clothes. It's the clothing? Yeah, it's like a nice home smell. Might be mildew. Could be disgusting. And maybe nice homes just have mildew. The smell of a home that's not trying too hard because nothing's been touched for years.

But back to the waves. Yeah waves yeah like how much money would it take the waves of laughter for how much money would it take for you to surf you've seen the videos right of the guys that surf those massive waves yeah how much money would it take me to surf those massive waves i don't think i do it ever with with no guarantee i couldn't do it because i don't like getting in the ocean in general sorry tucker i was talking over you because i'm more important well of course uh Ryan, go ahead. Would you do it, Tucker? No, I was apologizing. It's your turn to talk now, Tucker.

Is there... There's no guarantee that you'd live? Nope. You're dropped out there with the board and they're like, serve it short. And I've never served before. Can I practice? Of course. Can I practice for like three years? No. What's my time? Until the wave gets there. You're literally dropped right then.

I don't think I would survive that i could see if they dropped ryan i feel like your tactic would be you're gonna boogie board you're just gonna hold on yeah just like fuck it i'm gonna boogie board it which uh i've never surfed before but the thing about those waves is when they crash on you like they can hold you down for like up to a minute straight and like drag you yeah and flip you around and then by the time you come back up, you get sucked back into another one. It's like a death trap and people die that way. There was a really famous surfer named Mark Fu who died surfing the Mavericks outside of San Francisco. If I had like a little air canister attached to my face, I'd do it.

Attached to your face? What do they call that? A mask? An oxygen mask? An oxygen mask? I guess. Whatever. An underwater breathing device?

Yeah, that thing. Just so you can Oh man. A can of spray paint duct taped to your head? Exactly. So you can huff paint underwater?

Only if it's gold. So at least if you're dying you can get a nice high from huffing the paint. Exactly. You know? My god. But we should all go

surfing together sometime then. We should try it. Yeah, I've never tried. I'd love to try. It's super fun. It's like an incredibly fun experience. Cool. I think like it ryan i know you're scared of the ocean but we're gonna force you out we're gonna force you and don't just picture this matt like you talk me into going surfing i go out the first wave i catch i fall i'm

getting back on my board you see me smiling we're all laughing because I just fell. It's funny. All of a sudden, you see just everything drain from my eyes. Then I let out a huge scream. A shark just bit my leg. It tore into an artery. I'm bleeding to death. I'm going to be dead. You're going to feel really guilty when I die.

Because you were having a good time and you chose to come surfing with us. Is that what you're going to tell my mom to calm her down? Don't worry. He had a good time. Yeah, I'll say, hey, he was having the time of his life out there. It was the best day of Ryan's life before. Okay, Ryan, what if Tucker and I go surfing?

I'm not going to believe. What if you go boogie boarding and we'll go surfing? And you could stay in the smaller surf? I could build a sandcastle or something. You could be on the shore, build a sandcastle, and we'll be surfing. Yeah. I've never seen Jaws. Never seen Jaws?

It's a good movie. I need to see Jaws, yeah. Although, like, isn't one of the dudes, like, isn't he being like that? Allegedly. Oh, yeah. Richard Dreyfuss. Dreyfuss. Oops. Whoopsies! Man, Hollywood. Hollywood,

Hollywood these days. They're going, things are going crazy out there. Which allegations are the real ones? Like, the ones that have been like kind of proven. Do you mean vetted beyond a single accuser? Louis Weinstein. Okay. Louis Weinstein.

Spacey. I'm sure there's plenty more. Is it Takei or Takei? It's Takei. Takei. He denied them. But like I said, I have no recollection of that, but I'm sorry if it happened or something. Is that what he said?

No, no, no. That was Kevin Spacey. That was Spacey. Takei full out denied it. He was like, I'm sorry, but this is not true. I know a lot of... I don't want to kind of get into this subject because it gets into like... But, hey, that's Hollywood for you

these days, baby. Am I right? That's Hollywood. Remember in the Super Mega video when I said, that's Hollywood for you these days, baby. Am I right? That's Hollywood. Remember in the Super Mega video when I said, that's Hollywood? And it went, bah! Yeah. That applies these days. Imagine me pointing at a jail cell and I say, that's Hollywood.

And Kevin Spacey's crying in there. He's going, oops. Why is he flicking his wrist like that? Is it because he just came out as gay? No, I was just flicking. I was just making a motion. I wasn't insinuating anything. Oh, Kevin Spacey, I'm gay

now. Is that what gay people do, Ryan? That's what Kevin Spacey does. Yeah, they go... You know why I do that cry? What? It's the moaning myrtle cry. Oh, yeah. I love it. I love the...

I love it. I saw the sound. I love it. I saw a picture and it was like a news article and it was like, second man comes forth about Kevin Spacey allegations. And it was like a fake Kevin Spacey tweet that was like, forgot to mention I'm trans. There was another news article that was like, Kevin Spacey comes out as dyslexic and he's like, I thought the 14 year old was 41. Now's the time for Kevin Spacey memes, guys. It's on the rise I think my favorite thing about Kevin Spacey's response is how

it looked like he just thought that he was going to be under fire for being gay oops like he was like like it's almost like he was like oh no they're gonna they know I'm gay now because I touched a 14 year old boy Spacey that's not the problem it's the fact you touched a 14 year old

boy I know they know I'm gay now I have to come out did he run that past anybody like where did that letter go through do you think he made that do you think it was like a PR move that announcement definitely his manager definitely probably helped him out with it

just like anything like with Louie's email I bet you like it had a run through from a lawyer and shit like that. Oh yeah. They just did a slightly better job. Yeah. But anyways. Now off the topic of Hollywood sexual assault

allegations and diddlers. Schneider! Any day now, folks. Yeah, we're just waiting on it. Sorry, I was... I think I'm coming down with something. Let's move on. Yeah, absolutely.

It's almost Thanksgiving. Yeah, you're gonna be gone. I was... I think I'm coming down with something. Let's move on. Yeah, absolutely. It's almost Thanksgiving. Yeah, you're going to be gone. Tucker and I are going to be here. You guys going to have a Friendsgiving? You going to order KFC? Possibly. Watch a movie? I want to go to more bars.

I want to go to trivia nights more. Is it trivia night every week? I think it's every week. There's karaoke night as well. You don't like karaoke? Oh, dude, I love karaoke. I like watching people do karaoke. I don't like doing karaoke.

You don't like the performance aspect? I feel like if I got drunk, I, I love karaoke. I like watching people do karaoke. I don't like doing karaoke. You don't like the performance aspect? I feel like if I got drunk, I'd definitely do karaoke with a group. That's why it's at a bar. I'd have to be up there on stage with a bunch of people. But I don't know. I get really nervous. The live show, you and I were both super nervous. I, before the live show, I had to drink a little bit of alcohol to get my nerves set.

You had a rum and coke? Yeah. I had a sugary donut, which probably... The exact opposite. That amped me up, which made me more anxious. Stage fright is a real thing, ladies and gentlemen. We were just in this square foot of a curtained off area for like 20 minutes before we went on stage. Did you have a seat at least?

Yeah, we had seats. We could have sat on something, I'm sure. I sat on Brian's lap. Brian was back there. Brian was our opener. That's calming. I don't know if we'll ever do, I would like to maybe do something like that again. It was nice to kind of also get a chance to like meet people.

It was a cool experience. What did you guys do? Did you just talk in front of the audience? It was kind of like this live a little bit. But the thing is we had zero planning. We just literally went out there. I would love to add like little bits every now and then. Like make videos for it.

But I don't know when that would be. It needs a lot more planning. And a lot of social anxiety needs to be overcome before that happens. Yes. But I mean if any of you out there enjoyed the live show, thank you for coming. Oh, thank you so much. And if you would like to see she another live show by the she um put in the comments boy oh boy i didn't make it to the first one but i would love to go to that

one even though i wouldn't go to that one because i i don't have the time or money my parents won't drive me all the way there say that i didn't like put that verbatim in the comment section below including this part yeah put put ryan's part and put mine on a separate level. I'm saying right now, put that on a separate line. Yeah. With the subtitle of it's me. Yeah.

We'll be happy to, we'll be happy to see you out there. It's going to be a great show. I'm so excited for you to come see us. Okay. That's going to be a confusing comment, but get it to the top. How many people are actually going to go through the effort of typing it?

They're still typing it. It's still in the comments right now. God damn it. I mean, this whole How many people are actually going to go through the effort of typing it out? They're still typing it. It's still in the comments right now. God damn it. I mean, this whole thing is a quote right now. It's still going on. Yeah. Tucker, you just you just made a funny meme. Can it end?

Is it over? Yes. It's over after this. And comment. It's done. It's done. It's done. And now everyone, I'd like for everyone to upload that one to the top, please.

Please. Because they went through a lot of effort, like pausing and writing it down and shit like that. Can people maybe also just comment a bunch of like popular brand names in the comments? Maybe that will affect advertising, like Bounty, Coca-Cola. I don't know. Yeah. Or also, can we get a bunch of people in the comments section to do a boycott EA's Battlefront

2 or just boycott EA? Just see how many comments we can get to do a boycott EA's Battlefront 2 or just boycott EA just just see how many comments we can get to do that because if people go to this video and they're like oh maybe I should boycott EA who knows um maybe was that the reddit Keurig was that the reddit comment huh was that the reddit comment the the there's a lot of people boycotting EA because EA's worse than ever they've always been bad but. Didn't they have a really crappy comment that they put out about... It was basically saying how, yeah,

we're making you work for these heroes that you could buy in one swipe of your credit card but we'll make you work hours and hours to unlock these heroes because it gives you a sense of appreciation and we want you guys to feel accomplished in your work in your playthrough but essentially wasn't it fuck you it wasn't it that

they made the character like they made the like you can unlock them without pain for them but they made the the work so much so much way too much that it pushes people to want to buy them instead exactly which and plus yeah and like other people will be able to buy them i'm saying like and you'll feel left out yeah i was go i was going to buy battlefront 2 like i was super excited because they added a single player campaign the multiplayer looked like they fixed a good bit of it did they add a bunch of maps that was my yeah they added like modes and maps and stuff like that they they have now um space battles and shit which is really cool but i'm not i'm i'm not supporting this game at all because they're turning it into shit.

I don't know. I guess it's because I played the first Battlefront on my computer when I was a little kid by myself. The original. Cloud City. It was amazing. Shit like that. It was amazing.

And Battlefront 2. Yeah, Battlefront 2 was fun. That was fun. I played that with you. Yeah. I played some Battlefront game with you. No, you played just the Battlefront. Oh, the remaster or whatever?

Yeah, I played that. That was fun. The the remaster or whatever? Yeah, that was fun. The wave mode was fun. Yeah, it was very fun. Until it became super easy and then you realize, wait, this game lacks content. And now Battlefront 2, it's like, oh yeah, look at all this content that you can pay for as well because we need more money. They don't need more money. I know a company is always looking to increase sales and need more money. I know they're like, they all like a company's always looking to increase sales. Right.

And get more money. Right. But that just comes with good at like marketing and advertising and making good products. Right. They don't have to resort into bullying their customers into, into, into paying for stuff that should already come with the game. Especially if the game is already 60 fucking dollars.

It's $60. Mainly multiplayer focused. I bet you the single player is probably going to be what? 3 to 4 hours probably. What do you think the total cost is if you bought all the add-ons to a game like that? If you buy the DLC. Some people are spending $80 on

the limited edition because that includes everything. That's another gamble. I remember when limited editions were actually really good. Halo 3 had a really nice limited edition where it came with a bunch of it came with extras like a documentary that you could watch on the making of Halo it came with an art book

and stuff like that now limited editions it's like now you get DLC for free well fuck you it's playing on people's fear of missing out it's like oh if I don't get this then I'm gonna miss out and then i'll look back and say damn i could have had that limited edition of this game and now it's gone when really it's yeah nothing too special these days actually i read a i read a reddit post recently where it was a user explaining how a lot

of uh games that use microtransactions work, especially battle games, where essentially they will purposely match people that have bought items to make their game better with people who are lower level and not very good. So that way, the people who paid for the items, it's easier for them to kill people, so they feel more accomplished. And then the people that are getting

killed that aren't as high level or not as good, they feel pressured to buy stuff because they see the other people killing them so much. So they're like, wow, now I feel pressured to get the items. So it's like a really fucked up system that is taking the actual fun out of the gameplay and tormenting the players

and it's bullying them essentially into buying microtransactions. You want to hear something more fucked up? Yeah, let's hear it. Apparently, I think it's Activision. Don't hold me to it, but I believe it is Activision because they're another stupid fucking company um that that does this type of shit but i believe they're trying to um pass this mic instant microtransaction so it's just like you know how amazon has one click payments doing that for microtransactions and the way they're thinking of implementing it is like say in a call of duty match you get killed by a guy who has a really good gun

instantly that from the kill cam you could press like the b button and buy his gun that he killed you with because it's like oh that's a good gun i want that boom and then because your info is already saved just instantly yeah exactly they're working on a system that saves your info where you can pay with one click. That's not good. I mean, it's a smart business idea, but it's awful. How can you tell the difference between something like that and one of these shitty mobile app games that doesn't take that much effort? No, it's just higher quality. AAA is becoming that.

Yeah, exactly. That's sad. Those shitty microtransactions. Thank God. I supported Cuphead. I bought it for the Xbox. I bought it for the PC. Bought the vinyl? Yeah, bought the vinyl.

I don't know if the money goes to the company, though. Well, I'm sure that they get some of it because it's their soundtrack and everything. But, like, I really urge people to support games where care is actually put into them and the developers are thinking of the consumers

and the developers aren't thinking of themselves. i know businesses have to think for themselves in order to make money but that doesn't mean they have to make a product that's solely a slot machine yeah there's a spectrum you know yeah i mean it's it seems like these kinds of microtransactions become as as frustrating and bothersome as online advertising. You know what I mean? Because it's the same thing. Like we want you to buy this. I feel like as soon as you purchase a game, it's the best experience would be to not have any of that, to be open to whatever.

It's what it used to be. Yeah, exactly. To be open to whatever you want in the game, even if you have to earn it. Because it just feels like they're trying to pull more out of you. It feels ingenuine. It feels gross. And yeah, they are. Imagine they do this with movies.

It's like you pay the movie ticket of $15, but then if you want extra scenes, you know, you can in the theater. I could picture that like you they start giving you like a card and then it's like if you want to see Marvel's after credits scene, then you have to pay an extra $5. Yeah, and you go to like another theater. There's like a card and then it's like if you want to see marvel's after credit scene then you have to pay an extra five dollars yeah and you go to like another theater there's like there's like a theater for the the regular one and then there's like the limited edition release

in the movie theater that's another special like theater that you can go to and pay extra for and see with extra scenes included i do i'm calling that they're gonna start doing that they're gonna like movie theaters will have different versions of a movie in the same theater twenty dollars to get the after credit scene version right it'll have or and like then there's more deleted scenes left in the movie there's like an extra battle cut version yeah exactly they're gonna start doing that that'll be the limited edition it's gonna be microtransactions in the in like movie theaters and that is going to kill movie theaters even more you know oh but it's gonna be easier when they can move that shit online where it's like yeah yeah, but I get the direct, I don't know, but it's just all bullshit.

It sucks. Um, especially just, uh, with something like Battlefront because they fucked up Battlefront the first time. Yeah.

Now they're trying again and they're fucking it up again because they're just a selfish company. And, and didn't they, didn't they, uh, like a long time ago

when Battlefront 3 was going to come out? Wasn't that like in development for a long time it looked really cool and then EA bought it and shut it down or something? I think so I don't want to say so but I believe like another Battlefront was in the works and then it might have even been like a fan project because

like Battlefront was never going to come out and then it's like oh we're shutting you down type of thing as I said I don't know the specifics but I mean EA EA's known for buying companies who have a really popular IP at the time, like Visceral's Dead Space, I guess. They buy the company out, squeeze the IP for, I guess, how much they can get out of it, and then they just destroy that company. They're like, eh, see ya. Leave it for dead on the side of the road.

They don't leave it for dead. They kill it. They end it. They close it. They shoot them and they throw them out the wagon. Throw them out the back of the wagon. EA is the comcast of game companies. And everyone knows

it. This is the thing, though. Everyone knows this. But people still support it. Because it's Star Wars. It's brain recognition. They have Madden, I think. And it's like, this is Star Wars. They also have games like, they have Sims. Yeah, Sims 4 is coming out. God damn, Sims with expansion packs? Sims 4's been out.

But the thing is, apparently Sims 4 sucked. Ross was telling me this. Sims 4 was awful. But he's like, oh, but it's better now because they have all these expansion packs. Of course. And I'm like, yeah, because it's, they made it better with these extra expansion packs of course and i'm like yeah because it's they made it better with these extra expansion packs you can get do you remember when um like

dlc content it would it would add like small little things like with sims early sims dlc used to be a christmas pack with christmas costumes but now it's just get the uh get the christmas pack it'll unlock christmas costumes and also the other half of the map that was locked uh before you bought this dlc because that's been a popular thing before all of this there have there have always been uh companies that have been caught uh they'll lock certain things on the disc of the game and they'll put it behind the paywall the information is already there on the dlc is not and they'll put it behind a paywall. The information is already there on the disc. DLC is not DLC. It's unlockable. What does that stand for?

Downloadable content. Downloadable? Is downloadable not one word? I thought it was. I guess not. That's tricky. Downloadable. I mean, download is one word. It's a compound word. It was easier. It's better than DC is one word. It's a compound word. Maybe they probably just have a... That's just, it was easier to... It's better than DC.

DC Comics. Yeah, and Washington, DC. It's confusing. That's why they had to put the L in there. Downloadable content. But, like, I'm glad that, uh, that's why you know, even though Nintendo is a pain in the ass when it comes to copyright claims on YouTube, at the end of the day,

I like that they're making good games. Mostly they're making, like, making good games. Mostly they're making really good games. Good quality games. Does Mario Odyssey have any form of DLC? No. Yeah, exactly. That's awesome. You just play it. I think Breath of the Wild has DLC,

but it's such a big game, you don't have to... I haven't even bought... I don't think I'm going to buy the DLC. Because the thing about that DLC is Breath of the Wild DLC, it's not like it's part of what the game had before that they took out and made DLC. It was a full game already, and then that's... Here's some extra stuff you can buy. And it's not going to change, you know, it's not the type of thing where it's like, this

gives you an unfair advantage as a player, it's just more for you to do. Like in Mario Kart, on the Mario Kart 8 DLC, I bought that stuff, because it was cheap. It was like, what, like $7? Yeah, but it's not like the Mercedes-Benz cars were like all stats up. Yeah, they were just regular cars just that looked cool. But if EA had it and Mercedes-Benz was like, hey, can you make our

cars the best in the game? And then EA would be like, fuck yeah. I mean, DLC shouldn't be something that's planned from the very start. But it is, because game companies, they'll have season passes, and they already have planned DLC, like story mode DLC, and it's like, what is this? That's just a half-developed game.

Just finish a game. Just make a game that you'd be proud of, because games that are good that, I guess, gamers, gamers will support and market themselves. Good games. You see what happened with the Witcher three, the Witcher three is a fantastic game. And a lot of effort was put into it.

Like in terms of even the music, they got like a band. It was really cool. They got like a really nice, like Celtic band. I guess that how you pronounce it. Celtic Celtic Celtic Celtic Celtic. Yeah.

Um, and the DLC was free for it, and it's a bunch of different missions, like hours of content that they're giving away for free. Yeah, free DLC. And that's really cool to see a company do that. What are the new maps in PUBG? Are they free?

I'm almost certain they're free. And PUBG doesn't have microtransactions. They have, you can go to the marketplace and buy shit, but they don't have. PUBG would be the perfect game to implement microtransactions if the company wanted to shit all over the game they made. Oh, and they would make bank off of that. But they haven't implemented that yet. And please don't do that.

Like, like, start out with a pistol. Start out with a machete. Start out with. You can pay $100 and start out with an m16 for five games yeah i don't mind if dlc if microtransactions are things that affect cosmetics like if they want to add microtransactions where it's literally just change the skin of the m16 in your game yeah or change like you know you can get booty shorts and stuff like that yeah things that don't actually affect the gameplay that don't affect my stats like what would kill pub g completely for me is if i drop in and i know that oh there's people out there that have paid for better weapons that they can automatically

start out with and stuff like that it's like or they're faster something they're they're an advantage or they start with like med kits and stuff it's like well that's not fair now because totally ruins it i paid full price for the game and that's why i had an unfair advantage yeah exactly like it's scavenging it's it's random everyone starts off on an equal playing field that's why it's fun right it's because the guy that killed you on top of a hill with this amazing sniper rifle

had just you had just the you had the same amount of chance defined it yeah right and you may only have like five bandages and a frying pan right right but on the same time there's the full possibility that you could have been the one on top of the hill with the sniper. And sometimes you are. And that's the cool thing is like sometimes you are, sometimes you aren't.

It's really, it just happens. Right. It's great. And that's why I like that game because it's one of the first shooters I've ever played where I don't feel like I'm at a disadvantage because of my skill level. Yeah. You know, because I've always been so unbelievably bad at first person shooters. And I know this isn't a first person shooter.

I mean, it's a FPS third person. More or less. It's a mix. Just competitive. It's a shooter. Competitive shooters I have always been god awful at. And this is the first game where I don't feel like the moment I get dropped in, every person is going to kill me. Because I can get kills every now and then in PUBG and I feel better when I play Counter-Strike I'll get like killed

10 times and I'll kill two people the whole round and I'll be like wow that was not fun for me just because I'm so bad and I'll try and I'll play more to try to get better but it gets to a point where it's like I just don't want to play because I'm not having fun because all I because everyone's better than me but PUBG there's so much more in it where it's like I can hide I can run someone over if i'm lucky i can hide and jump out and shoot somebody the fairness in shooters is what attracts me too because uh like you were saying in call of duty you know i mean i played modern warfare modern warfare 2 a shit ton um but at the end of the day i had a whole lot more fun with halo because

well halo 3 in particular you started out all with the same gun, so it was equal, and then there were guns around the map in specific points that you could go get, but it seemed more fair. In Call of Duty, if you're just starting the game, shitty gun, no sights,

and then someone who's played the game for a long time. You have to earn sights, you have to earn all this stuff, which is cool. It's a nice progression system. I'm not saying anything against it. I'm saying for me personally, I like starting out on

an even playing field with all the players in a multiplayer match because that's when it feels more rewarding because then when I killed people sometimes later in Call of Duty when I leveled up and shit and I had like all the sights I could possibly want and all the guns

that did the better that had better damage and accuracy and shit like that and spread it's just kind of not unfair but i there you do you do start with a disadvantage it basically it makes you feel like you're being held back or punished for not paying more yeah you know it's like wow i'm not having so much fun now because i didn't pay as much as other people i didn't pay the extra money, you know? Well, in that sense, that was just kind of a gameplay difference. I don't think Call of Duty was doing anything too shitty back then.

Yeah. Because like games like Battlefield are fun. You start out with different weapons. Battlefront, you could start out with different weapons because you have different classes. That's fine. But I'm just saying like personally, it's a lot more fun. You prefer that different kind of game type. Yeah.

Got it. But yeah. Boys. Yeah. Is it time? It might be time for me to reveal what's been cooking. Okay. What do you say?

Here we go, Matt. You have the floor. Listeners. And the mic. Matt you have the floor listeners and the mic this is something that I brought up a while back that people have been wanting me to

release I have it here I have my 7th grade Michael Jackson parody track deleted which was a parody of Beat It and I'm ready to release it guys are you ready? yeah we're ready

alright for the first time ever I will be premiering my song and I'm ready to release it, guys. Are you ready? That breathing sounds like you guys are fucking ready. Yeah, we're ready. You guys are ready. All right, for the first time ever, I will be premiering my song that I made when I was in seventh grade, Delete It. Let's listen. Sorry, I can't put the actual song in because the people that made the karaoke track

many, many years ago will still copyright strike it, so enjoy Your computer holds 24 RAM But you overload it and it's too much spam Don't you know your comp will never run bad So delete it. Just delete it. You better run. You better save some space. Don't want to see no ads.

Don't want to MySpace. You want... Oh, sorry. My phone fell asleep. Hold on. Hold on, guys. Fast comp better do what you can. So delete it.

You don't want to reboot. Delete it. Delete it. Delete it. Delete it. I think I'm gonna Just delete it. Just delete it. Just delete it. Delete it. Your hard drive holding 37. I think I'm going to, I think I'm going to, I think that's all I'm going to show you guys. The people that made this track, the backing track, it's like some Latino company and they will copyright strike the hell out of this. So we'll be right back with Ryan and Tucker's thoughts on my hit single, Delete It. Okay, I want to say my favorite part. Wait, do you maybe want to applaud for it first? Just a little.

If you just want to get a little clap. It's just controversy. Okay, my favorite part I would have to say was when you rhymed whack with Mac. Thank you. That was really good. What about the really, really long guitar solo? Was that you? Did you play guitar?

Yeah. Did you do the MIDI? Yeah. It was you. I actually don't even remember where I got the backing track for that. You recorded it off of your phone and then uploaded it to the computer. That's kind of what it sounded like. So I was sleeping over at my friend Connor's house and we wanted to make a parody song and he found the music and he set up Connor's house, and we wanted to make a parody song.

And he found the music, and he set up his little stick microphone, and we recorded that. Did you all set up business plans so you were going to be the next Weird Al Yankovic? Well, I think in my mind at the time, I was thinking, this is going to be big. This is it. This is going to be my big break. Like we all do. Yeah, I was like, this is it. This is funny.

I legitimately thought people were going to listen to that and laugh, which are now but for a different reason from i intended it right isn't that weird to think about it makes sense in in a uh sorry post-american idol era i think you can all identify with the idea absolutely yeah what's wrong i was uh about to send someone a picture of because i of my weight because i took a video of myself stepping on the scale and it showing my weight. And, but I, but I was in this video, I was doing it naked.

So my dick bobs as the weight comes in, but luckily I didn't send it. Good thing I watched it before. Oh my God. Thank God. You should send it anyway, man. I'm good.

I'm good. I don't think that person would appreciate it too much. Did you guys tell the views about, um, your little interaction in the office a few days ago? What interaction? Oh, no, we didn't. Wait, before we move on to that. We gotta do the song stuff first. What overall, what would you give it? Out of what?

Out of whatever you want to give it. I mean, it's pretty impressive, honestly. I didn't know you could sing like that. You take the reins on this one, yeah. I mean, it's beautiful. That really means a lot to me. Honestly, I mean, I didn't know you could sing like that. You take the reins on this one, yeah. I mean, it's beautiful. That really means a lot to me. It made me feel like I was a child again.

What the fuck does that mean? It's really like childhood joy. Like you're saying it's like childish? No, like, you know, like when you're a child and you have all these big aspirations and they're probably bigger than what you can accomplish? What does that mean? My aspirations are bigger than what I can accomplish? It's like the times when you were a kid were better than when you were an adult because your imagination was so wild that something could seem so good. What do you mean something could seem so good, but what is, be,

what do you mean something could seem so good? Like the Titanic, like the Titanic could seem, like the Titanic seemed so good. I'm not saying that. I'm telling you, the Titanic is still a fucking amazing ship. It's still big,

but it's still sunk. You know what I'm saying? Like reality is the ship sunk. So, but it was still like an incredible ship. Absolutely. It's, ship sunk. But it was still an incredible ship. Absolutely. So this was an incredible song. What does that hand motion mean?

That was like laying something to rest. Like that hand motion. Like you're saying my ship sank? I'm not saying... Why did you compare it to the fucking Titanic, Ryan? I was using the Titanic as an example. I could bring up another example. The Hindenburg. Was a big fucking balloon.

It was enormous. It was a giant balloon. Can you even believe? I know people that died in that shit. Let's talk about what I did the other day by accident. So Ryan. Oh, yeah. The walnut.

Yeah, the walnut. The walnut incident., the walnut. The walnut incident. So we're standing around the editing room and Ryan walks up and he tries to pants me. But that day I had worn a very tight belt. You wore your mom jeans with a very fitting belt. Very fitting belt. And there was no slack on those pants when he

pulled. It was tight. None. I tried. I said, Tucker, you try to pants me now. He couldn't do it. So then Ryan said, try to pants me. So I ready I tried I said I said Tucker you try to pants me now He couldn't do it So then Ryan said Try to pants me So I I ready myself I get right up close To Ryan's pants

And Tucker's watching I'm wearing gym shorts He's wearing gym shorts So I'm like easy Loose Loose gym shorts Yeah So I grab

From the side Which Mistake number one I See I'm not good at pantsing I should have grabbed from the bottom I've always just grabbed from the side Because it's always As a kid it's Just been a quick. I should have grabbed from the bottom. I've always just grabbed from the side because it's always, as a kid, it's just been a quick rush.

I grab from the side. I'll let that slide. And I yank the pants down. The trousers come sliding down. Unfortunately, I grabbed a little more than just the pants. You grabbed my underwear as well. Yes, and to my surprise. Of what?

Not even half a foot from your face. Probably half a foot, I would say. Probably six inches. Within a foot. Within a foot. Okay, about a foot. About a foot or less. A little less than a foot from your face.

From his nose. Ryan's flaccid penis comes bobbing out of his trousers. That's the best way. Bobbing is the best. It just kind of boom. Like, you know when you cast that Pokeball into the water? With a healthy bounce. Yeah.

And it was just, it overloaded my senses. When I did that, and it was right in my face. Matt gives off this scream. And I leapt back, and I twisted around, because I was not expecting it. I was so in shock. And the image is still burned in your mind. It's still there. I can still see the bob.

The image is like a, you said it was a walnut because my ball sack was super tight yeah and it has the seam right right where the doctor where the doctor stitches your ball sack up after making you a man it was just like a walnut it was it was so unexpected you saw it too right yeah yeah oh i saw it i was there it scared you yeah going crazy i had no idea that was gonna happen but it was in the middle of the office yeah sorry it was in the middle of the office. Sorry. It was in the middle of the office. So like Stella or Megan or anybody who's a female could have walked by. Could have seen that you just stayed there.

And during this whole Harvey Weinstein stuff, who's to say I wouldn't have been the next big dog to go down? You know what I'm saying? If someone had seen it, I would have taken full blame and said that was me. I pantsed him. I did not mean to pull his pants. His undergarments as well. I jumped back. There was a cock in your face.

It really scared me. You saw me jump back real fast like that. Brent's picking his nose while looking at the... Is Brent looking in the window? No, he's legitimately picking his nose. Or he's trying to get those nose hairs out. I can't remember. He's got a lot of them. He's wiping it on the keyboard.

There he is. Ew, Brent. Brent, get your ass in here. Brent, get in here. Brent, right now. Brent! What's he doing? Here's the podcast, Silver.

Brent. Lily. Brent. Brent. Hey. How's it going? What are you doing on the podcast, Brent? How you doing?

Have you given him the speech? Which one? The words he can't use? Don't say them, though. You can say them. We'll bleep them out. What are the words? Brent, tell me the words.

I honestly want to say them, just because I'm actually curious if you would cut them out, you motherfuckers. Brent, you want to test them? Tell me the words. Tell me the words. Honestly, I want to say them just because I'm actually curious if you would cut them out, you motherfuckers. Brent, you want to test them? Tell me the words. Tell me the words, Brent. Just one word. Wait, is he actually interesting?

He's so quiet in the office. Does he say anything? Yeah, that's because you keep touching him. You don't treat our guests like that. What are you guys talking about? We were talking about PUBG and how we really want to get... Have you ever gotten chicken dinner, Brent? No, never once.

We should all try to get chicken dinner. We'll eventually get it. I've gotten a few, too, Brent? No, never once. We should all try to get chicken dinner. We'll eventually get it. I've gotten a few, too, in the second place, though. But you guys do Squad more, right? Yeah. Hey, Brent. Interesting, yeah. We just want to inform you that this is episode 69 of our podcast.

That's cool. So you made an appearance on episode 69. Do you have anything to say? Do you have anything to say? Because it's episode 69? Who's your fourth normally for PUBG? Just whoever We just rotate it around

Oh legit? We got friends Let me ask you this At what point in a relationship Does the 69 fade out? As you gents have had long term relationships I feel like it's an aggressive act you do in the beginning Within a few months

You're not married 10 years in and still doing it Are you? No. Right? Well, I thought... I'd have to ask my parents. It's too much effort. For me, it was the exact opposite, right?

We should ask your parents. Yeah. We should call them right now, say this is episode 69. Do you guys still say that? Dad, we need to know the honest truth. We're so glad you could join us for episode 69 of the podcast. Do you have any sex advice for any of the people listening? Yes.

Okay, hold on. Are you actually looking for honest advice? That's up to you, podcast. Do you have any sex advice for any of the people listening? Yes. Okay, hold on. Are you actually looking for honest advice? That's up to you, Brent. Whatever you want. I'm going to say the key is in and out of the sheets being a good listener. Okay. You hear that, everybody?

That's actually great advice. In the sheets and out of the sheets. Be a good listener. I'm going to say that the secret to a relationship, sexual and otherwise, is being a good communicator and a good listener. You've got to listen to the keys, the things that are thrown out at you. You've started something, Brent. Thank you. I'm going to bring in other people in the office to give their sex advice now. Yeah, let's bring them in.

Let's bring them in. Brent, that's actually fantastic advice. So, introduce Jory. I said Brent. Alright, hold on. Brent did do it. Alright, hold on. Let me introduce it. Okay, right here. Right here, Jory. Alright, we got person number two in the office. We got Jory. He is one of the

not the director. You're the narrative designer. Narrative designer on Dream Daddy, a dad dating simulator. Hello, friends. Yes. So can you give us some sex advice for episode 69? Yep, episode 69 of the Super Mega Cast. Oh. Sex advice you can give our listeners and us, because we're looking for sex advice.

I'm actually very much so looking for sex advice these days. Wait, is this going to turn a weird corner? Okay. I would say listen. Listening is important in sex. Okay, was this planned? Holy shit. Brent said the same thing. Really?

Are you serious? This was completely unplanned! Let's see if we can get everyone to say listening without- Okay, don't- Keep going. Did Brent tell you to say that? No! Okay guys, so you've heard it-

Wait a second, wait a second. Brent and him said- do you think they both listen to each other? Are you guys having sex? Are you and Brent fucking? You guys said this wouldn't get private! Okay, sorry. Okay, sorry, Joy. Joy. Thank you so much for the answer Of course, you're so welcome

Hi, follow me on Joey Griffiths on Twitter bye, okay Let's see. Let's see we got next Okay. Now the Tyler. Oh Tyler. Did you get a haircut? It looks very nice Looks wonderful in front of the mic. This is episode 69 Of the Super Mega Cast So Matt what are we doing We're asking for sex advice Tyler Do you have any good sex advice for us Or for the viewers

Just like anything specific What's your greatest sex advice Oh um okay When you're Making sweet sweet love Okay when you're making love to your partner of choice, whisper in their ear. Okay, perfect. Thank you, man. That's really good advice. Thank you so much.

Can you get Barry? Is Barry here? I want to know where Barry is. Please, Barry. Bring Barry in here. Barry's here. Barry is a freak in the sack, from what I've heard. From what you've heard? From what I've heard and seen. I've Barry and Barry's here Barry is a freak in the sack from what I've heard from what you've heard from what I've heard and seen I've seen a little Bit he's a freak in the sack What's the number one Barry freak story? Oh, man, Barry one Barry had a foursome once with these three Latino dudes

And it was insane. I saw a little bit of the video Whoa Barry Barry just turns into a monster. He goes crazy. He's a freak In the best way possible is he duking on that dick? oh yeah he is Barry the duker Barry stand right here please

this is the special 69th episode of the super mega cast why 69? because we've done 69 episodes congrats guys it's not like we started done 69 episodes. This is the 69th episode we've done. Congrats, guys. Thank you. It's not like we started at 69. Like, welcome to the 69.

This is fun. That would be confusing. Yes. Sure. Matt? We're asking, Barry. Everyone in the office. Because it's the 69th episode.

Give us your best sex advice. Hmm. I can see a little look in his eyes that was like, really? This is what you called me in for? I feel like I was ordered in this situation. It was a little bit when Ryan was like, hey, we're going to ask you a question. I was like, okay, it might be something about my work or something.

Feel free to go into your work, too. Connect the answer to your work and then throw in your Twitter name. Put a handle in there if you want. I don't... Is this a bit? Is everyone actually coming in here and talking about sex? Barry, we just... We need some personal sex advice.

I'll give you one. Sure. Are you even on a mic right now? Two answers, no. Two answers have been, one has been, listen to your partner. That was a serious one. And then someone else said, I'm not saying who because I don't want to embarrass them. Right.

They said, Yeah. I would say find the humor in it. Okay. Right. They said. I would say find the humor in it. Okay. Because you know what? It's kind of a silly thing when you think about it. Don't be afraid to laugh. Like record the funny noises.

But don't record it. And put them in grump episodes. Is that where all your slime sounds come from? Yeah. Barry, that's actually great advice. Much better than Brent's. Brent's was to be very pushy and forceful. All about me, me, me.

Yeah, which I was a little surprised to hear that from Brent, but at the same time, not too surprised. So thank you for the good advice. Yeah, you know what? Find the humor in it. Find the humor. That's actually really... Don't be afraid to laugh.

Don't be a robot. Be human. Barry, thank you. Who else we got? Barry, do you want people to follow you? No. All right, all right. I think we got one more person, right?

Yeah, one more person. I'm gonna go find that person now. We got Aaron Hansen coming in. Are you serious? Hey, I'm Aaron Hansen! Aaron, dude! I'm Aaron Hansen! I thought you were out of town!

No, I'm back! Alright. I gotta record Dave Grumps! Awesome, dude, hit us with your best sex advice. What? Best sex advice. Well, uh... Um...

You've had sex, right? Right, Aaron? Uh... Uh... Hold on, hold on. Where are you going, Aaron? Just wait a second. Hey, it's Danny.

Danny, what's Danny. Danny, what's up, dude? Aaron sent me in because he said he couldn't answer something, but he said that you guys could ask me a question if you wanted. Dan, we're looking for sex advice. My name's Dan Havadon. What do you want me to ask? Dan, do you have any advice for anyone out there looking for how to

improve their sexual life? Yeah. You just sing, man. Alright, Danny. Thank you so much, man. Thank you so much. You're welcome, bro. Hey, brother. Come here. I fist bump. Alright, see you, Dan. See ya. Send Ryan back in here. Will do, brother.

Such a nice guy. God, I love Danny and Aaron. Yeah, dude. Danny's wonderful. They're really nice. Sorry I couldn't make it. I had to use the restroom real quick. It's alright, brother. Such a nice guy. God, I love Danny. Yeah, dude, Danny's wonderful. They're really nice. Sorry I couldn't make it. I had to use the restroom real quick. It's alright, man. It's alright. I'm bringing the mic back over here. Okay, but this brings us... Sorry, I'm still fucking with the mic. It's okay. It's okay.

It's really going crazy. You're really trying to finagle that thing. Wrangle it. You got it. You got it. Okay. The more motion that happens with it perfect it's there it's oh it was good oh you had it okay anyway guys i uh i think that's that's about it oh oh wait hold on we have something i'm getting something in oh it's a Oh, shit! Okay. We're here. We're talking about making...

We made it! Yeah. So, this is a Ming update like no other. Yeah, it is, isn't it? Yeah. For the past few days, Ming has been 100% normal. Like, not like, oh, she's not acting crazy. Like, normal.

Like, walking like a normal person. Like a replacement Ming. I walked by her with Lego, and she looked at Lego and was like, oh, what kind of dog is he? Are you serious? German Shepherd Ming was like, oh, he's really cute. And she, like, pet the top of his head a little bit. What?

Yeah. Like, legit. She's super normal right now because she's not on anything, I don't think. Good for her. I don't know. She's super normal right now because she's not on anything, I don't think. Good for her. I don't know. She seems really chill. Wow, that's an incredibly uplifting meme report. And that, I think that's a very positive note to end episode 69 on.

What do you say? See you, Tucker. Tucker, get out. Oh, look. Tucker, leave. Okay. Bye. Bye. Outro Music