supermegashow - EP 7 - Hoverboards and Wasting Water

Episode Date: February 24, 2017

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No, you're not welcome. Anyways, thank you for joining the podcast. Dragons, elk alike. Whatever you identify as. We're glad that you're listening. So thank you for tuning in. All people, all species, shapes, sizes, colors. Whatever you are.

Yeah, we honestly don't care what you are. Unless you're a fan of Keemstar. Yeah, that's the only thing that we kind of discriminate against. That's gross. Fans of Keemstar. Get out of here. And if Keemstar is listening. Which he's not he doesn't

because he's too rich and too cool did you did you just see he bought that corvette did you see that my corvette no really did you see that though he bought a corvette was is it a corvette like yeah yeah it's the white one right the vet is he calls it it's like he god and he's bragging about it so much and he's like oh let's play okay let's put this in perspective. I mean, if you could buy a Corvette, you'd brag a little bit, I'm sure. Maybe, but he's playing up that whole asshole persona really well with it. Yeah, that's why it's hard. It's weird for me with Keem. Good guy Keem.

Gotta love Keem. Is that I can't tell how much is a fucking character... Like, I know he's definitely probably an asshole in real life like yeah like he's definitely an asshole he's proved to be he's but he definitely plays it up because it makes him popular yeah but it's like he definitely i feel like he is like there's there's a very blurred line between his character and him in real life and the thing that's odd is that like you don't see much of that it's not odd but you don't see much of that. It's not odd, but you don't see much of that on the Drama Alert channel. You see it more on his Twitter.

His Twitter feed, you just go to his videos that he posts. It's just a lot of immature banter. I don't know. He antagonizes people to get them to react and stuff. Yeah, baited. Sometimes it's just, YouTubers, oh, YouTube drama. We're talking about other youtubers oh no

it's like really not that important in the na it's just a community where people make videos it's like the fact that there's so much drama it's like it's played up because now that those channels exist that make money off of drama of course drama is a bigger deal and it's more played up and spread because those channels try to make it bigger because it's more it's more relevant because it brings in more money for YouTube and it's more popular. I feel like the whole YouTube drama thing that's been so popular the past few months,

I feel like that definitely is coming to an end eventually and it's more of like a phase of the website and it's going to fade out. I mean, there's always going to be drama, but I feel like it's going to... People probably thought about... Sorry. People probably thought that about Let's Plays, though, at some point.

Yeah, I mean, I think Let's Plays are honestly, I don't know. They'll always be around, but they're not as popular as they used to be. Like, you know, commentary things are pretty big now. But I don't know if commentary things are just a phase or if they'll fade out, too. Because with Let's Plays, it's different. It's like there's hundreds of thousands of video games, or maybe I just said way too many. There might only be thousands of video games. There's definitely hundreds of thousands of video games

that have been created of all time. Yeah, so there's so many, and there's so much commentary to be given on video games, but commentary channels, it's like, I think people eventually get tired of seeing the same thing over and over because it's really the same formula. And I'm not saying that Let's Plane isn't like a formula where it's like, ooh, make a joke and talk about this.

Well, it's more interactive. Yeah, and it has more variety at least. Well, here's the thing. The thing that's different than commentary in Let's Plane is Let's Plane, you're providing people content, whether it be your reaction and you transform it, blah, blah, blah. But commentary channels, they take the footage and it's more of just a placeholder

because they're not going to put a black screen.holder because they're not going to put a black screen. Yeah, they're not going to put a black screen. They're not going to be vloggers. So it's like it separates them from being a vlogger and from being a Let's Player, and it just kind of fills the gap. And since people watch people playing video games, it's just you can watch them play. You don't care, and you can listen to the voice, and it just gives you something to watch. It's almost like – almost to me it's kind of like our podcast in a sense, where we have that visual of the waveform moving.

Yeah, it's funny because, you know, we legitimately could just put Counter-Strike footage over the podcast, and then it's a commentary. Pretty much. And we could just show pictures every now and then. Except we're not making fun of young children and people with mental disabilities, unfortunately. I mean, you want to try maybe? Yeah, we could try. That's how we get a lot of money. Get a lot of money get a lot of money a lot of fans cool but uh but but but moving on to another topic

uh just a little thing park your segway right here yeah let me park my segway hop off uh dust off my my my kneecaps your jordan not my kneecaps my my fucking knee protectors what are they called or whatever they're knee guards what are they yeezys? Your wheezes or whatever they're called. Knee guards? What are they? Yeezys? Sorry, wheezes. Wheezes? That's the thing from Toy Story. Oh, yeah. What are they called? Knee pads?

Knee pads, yeah. Okay, that was a lot of... Like shin guards? Yeah, knee pads and shin guards. I want to see someone like a grown-ass man riding a Segway with like knee pads and elbow pads and like a bike helmet with a little visor. I saw this guy, Santa Monica, while you were gone.

He was on a Segway. He did not know how to work the thing. He was hopping on and off of it, like, ugh. He was so nervous, he was almost running into pedestrians and bikes and shit. It was so funny. Can they be that hard? I guess. I mean, well, how about this? You see people ride around on the hoverboards, you know, all, like, easy, nonchalantly.

But the first time you and I tried the hoverboard, it actually, it took a while. Like, the whole balancing thing. Yeah, it was tricky. Because the thing is, you're going against your kind of primitive survival instincts. You have to lean forward. Yeah, yeah. And it feels weird. And your body tries to save itself, but you have to learn to...

You have to, like, push past it. You have to let your body trust the hoverboard. You have to trust the board, maybe. It was fun while we did it. We tried it over at Matthias' place. Yeah, Matthias has some, like... He's a great guy. He's a sweetie.

Love him. He's a sweet man. Love him a lot. Yep. And so we got to try it out. I thought they were fun. Yeah. Oh, I like –

If they weren't $500. If they were like $99, I'd probably buy one. Yeah, same. Well, see, that is the big problem is like Chinese companies made them for that much. So then everyone bought those. And then those are the ones that use those shitty lithium batteries that would blow up and catch on fire. So that's why they're banned everywhere. I want to get one of the one-wheel things.

Yeah, thanks, China. But all of these hoverboard-type things are very expensive. It's anywhere probably between $300 to $2,000 you will find one of these things for. And that's including products of the one-wheel and stuff like like that and i actually wanted the one wheel because it looks fun and i'd like to go around um santa monica the boardwalk and just travel using it like a little fanny pack little yeah not the hoverboard but i'm talking about the one wheel you know it looks like a skateboard i i yeah am i thinking of the one wheel yeah you're thinking the one yeah the big it does look cool yeah but it like the thing is it's like the hoverboard kind of ruined any cool rideable tech for the next 10 years.

Except for electric longboards. Those are still decent. I've never seen those. They just look like longboards and they go. I see a bunch of them at Santa Monica. You can tell when people are using them because they come with a hand remote that people use to help control the board, like how fast it goes. Oh, really? That's actually really cool. Yeah, so I see someone on a log board, and then I directly try to see,

like, hmm, do they have a remote in their hands? I could just see that malfunctioning. It starts picking up speed and going really fast, and the next thing you know, it's like the scene from a Mr. Bean movie. Yes! I've seen all two Mr. Bean movies. All two? Two, the holiday one.

Dude, Mr. Bean's holiday was not a bad movie. Is that the first or second one? That's the second one. Well, that's Bean's Holiday was not a bad movie. Is that the first or second one? That's the second one. Well, that's weird. They toned it down for kids. Yeah, they definitely did, because the first one was definitely some more of a... Vulgar. It was definitely vulgar.

It had more iffy jokes in there, but it seems like the first one was made for a different crowd, and then this one was definitely pandered to the American youngster crowd. Yeah, because it's like, Mr. Bean is goofy. Look at this goofy British man. I'm just kidding. like, Mr. Bean is goofy. Look at this goofy British man. I'm just kidding. I love Mr. Bean. He's great. Mr. Bean's holiday was a tearjerker.

Was it? No, but he was still good. I used to put Pee Wee Herman and Mr. Bean in the same kind of realm in my head because they kind of just acted goofy. Well, here's the thing, Ryan. Mr. Bean wasn't caught masturbating in a movie theater. That is true. So that's a big difference between the two.

And the actor who plays Mr. Bean actually has a name. Rowan Atkinson? Yeah, he's not. His name isn't Mr. Bean. Like, if you see him walking down the street, I wouldn't be like, oh, Mr. Bean! I would. Would you? It's Johnny English. His most notable role.

Johnny English. Did you in theaters? Yeah. Didn't it came around the same time of Get Smart with Steve Carell? Was it the same time? I can't remember. I watched Get Smart as well. Dude, it's funny because Pee Wee Herman, isn't he trying to make a Netflix movie? Yeah.

He's like, I'm going to make a comeback. Maybe people have forgotten that I jerked off in a theater. Was it a porn theater or was it a regular a theater but it's like was it a porn theater was it a regular movie theater like i think it actually was a porn theater and it's like they still have those they do but it's like why do they expect you not to like why would you just go and sit and just watch a porno like i don't know there's there's the internet there's like you have your own private theater he has enough to buy his own private theater he has enough to just pay women to come over and bang each other and then he can jerk off he doesn't

need to go into a movie or men and especially if you're that notable of a figure why would you take that risk of like i'm gonna go jerk off in this movie theater let's see that's the thing because there's a sense of there's a sense of uh thrill yeah the thrill of being caught that's why i think you know people have sex in dressing rooms and public restrooms and stuff like that yeah um or you know masturbate in Japanese restaurants like our good buddy did recently. Yeah. We talked about that in our Netflix and chill simulator video. So go watch that if you want to.

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coming up, uh, this week, actually, from the time this video was released, Ryan is going to be taking a three-week vacation back to his homeland. That is right. I go – I take a hiatus probably two times a year. One is just like a week or two trip for the holidays, and then I have one big trip where I spend about two to three weeks home just to – because the way my family dynamic is, it's like I have my mom's side of the family and my dad's side of the family. They're divorced, so I have to equally see each of them.

So I like to see each of them for about a week and then spend another week with friends and stuff like that, like traveling to Charleston or Clemson or Greenville or any other places where I need to visit people. Oh, and no boo-hoos in the comments. They've been divorced for fucking like decades. You know, dude, boo-hoos. You. Oh, and no boo-hoos in the comments. They've been divorced for fucking, like, decades. You know, dude, boo-hoos. You're not going to get boo-hoos. They'll be boo-hooing because you get two Christmases.

That's not fair. Yeah. That's one. That's a good thing. I'm also an only child. Oh, dude. You know you have those good two Christmases. Yeah, those good two Christmases.

And then I get to go play by myself with my toys. Much like the nice ladies over at my free cams um oh my god dude uh i i i so so ryan is going to be gone and we just want to address this we're we're gonna make a video to address this real quick but basically we're sticking to the one video a day schedule until he comes back because we it is just too much work to be able to produce because because matt you just got i just got back from my trip from how was the how was your sister's wedding oh it was fantastic it was amazing it was so nice wonderful wedding congratulations to her thank you thank you guys go find her facebook and wish her uh i'm just kidding don't do that please don't do that do not do that yeah but don't cross that. Do not do that. Yeah, but don't cross that line.

All joking aside, please don't fucking do that. Don't go find our family members on Facebook and shit and bug them because that's a shitty thing to do. There are some of you that have done that stuff in the past. Well, it's because some of them have that thing in their heads where they don't have that block of what's either cringy, what's inappropriate to do. You know, like, I don't think some of the people that watch have matured to that point where... Because, like, I've seen... Yeah, you can't fault them. Their brain's not developed enough. I mean, I've seen people just kind of, like, try to befriend and follow my personal friends.

And, like, they'll be like, oh, my God, I love Ryan on my friend's personal Instagrams. And, like, that's not okay. oh my god i love ryan on my my friend's personal instagrams and like that's not okay um it's not okay to like fangirl or do any do any of that type of thing on like our our friends pictures of us or our friends personal stuff because well like it's like we we love you guys and and and we're talking to literally like three percent of you guys but like yeah like the people that do that it's just i don't know it kind of it just walks over the other people. It poisons the pot. Yeah, exactly. But literally like 97% of you guys, you're fucking amazing.

We love you. You're mature and you're fantastic. And we know every single one of you. We do. We're going to be – We love every – Yeah, but for about three weeks, we're going to be just doing one video a day because Ryan and I – Some days though.

Yeah, some days we might actually be skipping an upload and we're so sorry but we promise when ryan gets back we're gonna kick it into full gear and go back to two videos a day but the thing is it's like ryan and i are only together between my trip and his trip like five days and we do not especially with like everything we need to catch up on work wise some personal things too yeah we we really don't have time to record uh how many videos would that be? That would be 40-something videos. And edit all of them. We don't have time to do that.

So we hope you guys understand, and we hope you stick with us. But a lot of good stuff is coming in the future. We have been working on big plans, like big series and stuff for the channel that are going to be really funny. Some live-action stuff, some new series that are... Finishing up some series. Yeah, absolutely. We may have finished one just recently. But it'll take about a week or two for you guys to actually see the fulfillment of that.

It's good, though. It is very good. Yeah. So be on the lookout for us finishing a certain series coming up. And... Andy Circus? Andy... series coming up um and and and and and and and and andy circus andy he's a he's a great motion capture uh actor he was oh yeah yeah yeah lord of the rings planet of the apes yeah he's like the famous like how do you get famous doing that i don't know but he um he played will smith in men

in black three hold on one second matt let me get on let me get on this dude are you getting on your segue skirt okay skirt dude here i am i'm mad matt why are you mad ryan because i want to go see a certain movie and no one has seemed interested in seeing this movie with me ryan i've been out of town so yeah i know i'm just what movie is it's called nice called Nice Guys with Ryan Gosling. I want to see Nice Guys. Can we go see that before I part ways? Yeah. The Saturday? I would like to go see that, to be honest. It looks funny.

We should do that. Yes. Let's go. I heard it was actually a good surprise. And unfortunately, it's not being supported in theaters. I can't tell you whether it's a good movie or not. But from reviews I've seen of trusted YouTubers that I don't know personally but that I know of, it seems like it is not getting the attention that it deserves. So check out the trailer and see if it's something that you might like even though it is R-rated.

So Lord knows how many of you can actually see it. Don't – guys, don't go lie about your age and go clicking on videos you shouldn't be clicking on, right? Oh, yeah. We can't mention their age or else they'll fucking go ballistic and every comment will be, I'm 18. I'm 21. I actually do feel bad because we give the fan base a lot of shit. But the thing is like a large majority of you guys aren't immature and young because you just watch. You don't comment or anything.

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We give you shit and we take shit from you guys. It's an equal thing here. At the end of the day, we love you guys. You are the reason we're around. And we're making videos for you. Yeah, we don't want to discriminate against anybody. We don't want to hurt anybody's feelings. We love you guys.

Yeah, could you imagine like, they probably hate all of us. It's like, yes, that's why we go insane and lose sleep making videos. We don't want to guilt trip you guys. We love you guys. Guilt't want to guilt trip you guys. We love you guys. So just, you know. Guilt trip him as much as you can. Guys, we've ruined our lives with this channel. Just kidding.

We love making this channel. We honestly have a fantastic time making this channel. Yeah, it just sucks because, like, you haven't been here for a week, then I'm going to be gone for three weeks, and it's just all this. It's pretty much a month period of us not being as you know devoted as we um were yeah channel because we can't it's it's like we can't i'm not here bad time you weren't here it just it's summertime sucks and we'll definitely like next year because we'll still be around but um next year uh things will be different we'll definitely have a lot more backlogged um we're just getting this channel

started up remember this channel is like, not even two months old yet. It's a little baby channel, guys. And all the support that you've thrown this way, thank you so much. It really means the whole world to us to see this many people supporting us and actually genuinely enjoying the content that we're making. Yeah, of the three channels that I've been on, I think this one has gotten a more fast and quick response and a more just kind of like fan base of its own.

Yeah, the community we're growing is a really fun little community. And you guys are really funny. I see a lot of really funny shit all the time. And I see some people from the old days of when I was working with Syndigo. I do too. I see some very old faces. I see Sarah Bojangles. Is that a... That's a name. That's a username. Oh, nice. I see... Who. I see some very old faces. I see Sarah Bojangles. Is that a...

That's a name. That's a username. Oh, nice. I see... Who do I see? There's one person. Someone like Sailor Vixen or something, who I've seen since the beginning of Kids With Problems. It's cool still seeing people popping up before I was associated with any any like bigger youtubers or anything seeing people that just found me in the beginning uh without coming through anyone else and seeing

them stick around as the growth happens and not and not leaving and um there's one guy what's his name uh something cliff clifton nixon or something it's just i don't know he's funny though he used to comment on all the old kids of problemss videos, like every single one. One of my favorites is Justin over on Twitter. Oh, Justin's a funny guy. I do love me some Justin. What's his handle? Nothing but lag? Nothing but lag.

He's a funny man. And he actually makes YouTube videos, too. He memes at us a lot. He does. He sends us a lot of memes. Yeah, I think he has a Let's Play channel. Yeah, he makes YouTube videos. So if you're interested in seeing...

I've watched a few. You know, because what he does and what channels like him he gave me a good laugh sometimes yeah it's it's what it's it's essentially what what we did in the beginning because you know when you don't have a lot of people following you you make videos for fun and no not that we don't make them for fun now but it's like oh no shit but it but it's like, you know. Also, in the news! You know, like, people make videos because they like to create things. Yeah. And that's why we make things. And it's cool seeing people doing that still.

Still, like, making just to create because they have a good time and they have good ideas and they like doing that. It's like, you see people not giving up after a while. Even there's this, another person, Ethan from Crank Gameplays. crank game plays oh yeah he's um who's been going strong i think he actually recreated his channel he did um and he sent and he i forgot the reason for that but um he's definitely very dedicated he uh definitely loves what he does and cares about what he does so absolutely this is a big shout out video i guess to people that we've noticed and you know the people who have stuck with us and that

we kind of banter around. I feel bad because Ethan, he direct messages me and if you know anything about this, Matt, I'm not good at responding to direct messages or Facebook messages or anything. I look at him and for some reason I'm like, I'll respond to that later

because I'm doing something or whatnot. Then I'll just forget about it. Apologies, Ethan. I'm like, I'll respond to that later because I'm doing something or whatnot. No, that's how it always is. Then I'll just forget about it. Yeah, but it's just the way you don't care. Apologies, Ethan. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, my baby boy. I love your hair though, Ethan. It's cool.

It's cool stuff. Isn't it teal now? Yeah, I don't know what color it is, but I like it. It's cool. It's nice. Yeah. Almost as nice as skirt!

The Segway, dude. Nice, dude. Oh, dude, you know. What? I was just going to say, Segways can apparently turn on a dime. Yeah. It's pretty cool. But continue what you were saying. Tell me about this wedding, dude. Oh, dude, you know. What? I was just going to say segues can apparently like turn on a dime. Yeah. That's pretty cool.

But continue what you were saying. Tell me about this wedding, Matt. Oh, this wedding, dude. Any fun wedding stories? Wedding stories? Did you bang any of the groomsmen? Three, actually. But I was one of the groomsmen.

One. I banged one groomsman because i masturbated um not during the wedding you know uh like uh okay never was it the same day as the wedding i don't actually know i don't think i did even masturbate while i was home once so what dude i don't know why not just don't have the urge really yeah that's strong dude yeah thanks man yeah but uh i was one of the groomsmen, and my sister married a wonderful, delightful man who I've known. By the name of Rolf Sartorius.

Oh, yeah. But I've known this guy since I was in high school. My sister met him, and they started dating. They've been dating for five years, and they tied the knot recently, and it was a beautiful wedding. When's the baby due? She's not actually pregnant no my

sister's not really pregnant because i know we'll see comments like congratulations but but she will be soon if i have anything to say about it are you just like are you slowly just like do you have like a list like do you secretly hate me from the time you met me so you're like this is how i'm gonna get my ultimate revenge i'm gonna slowly bang all his family members like like one by one like you you target my mom and now you're going after my sister there was a legitimate point where i think i told you like i was like dude i had sex with your mom while i was in charleston oh yeah and like for like a little sliver of a second i believed you because you you were so convincing i know like like way back ryan ryan like took a trip to my hometown when i wasn't there yeah and he was like i legitimately like had an affair with I know. actually happened and i like i need to talk to you about it i like i don't expect you to believe me but and i and like for probably about 10 seconds i i just suddenly got this pit in my stomach like

ryan you're you've just torn apart my family what what what has happened oh man wouldn't that be weird if i actually did dude look at me wouldn't that be weird yeah it'd be really weird, right? Look at me. Wouldn't that be weird? Yeah, it'd be weird. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So do you mind if I, real quick, just climb up here and just vroom, vroom. Uh-oh. Get on my Segway.

Another one. Man, this is... So many Segways. Where are we? How can we afford all of these? We can barely afford rent. I know. And God damn, dude.

I'm kidding. We can afford rent. We're not in any serious trouble. Well, I'm not... Well, yeah, we can afford it, I know. And God damn, dude. I'm kidding. We can afford rent. We're not in any serious trouble. Well, I'm not – well, yeah, we can afford it, but it's not like – ah, just a little – It's not like we're shitting golden bricks over here. Yeah, it's not like a little water off the wings. I don't think that's a saying. It sounds like a saying. Yeah, it's not like we can just write a check for rent and be like, nice.

You know, guys, it's – just like most people money is uh not an easy thing to come by but i mean i mean i mean we're holding up though but but our next electricity and water bill is going to be brutal from all the people the month of may it's going to be bad because one we've had three computers like high energy computers like constantly running for a while we've had so many people come stay with us as guests and like they use all that they use the shower and it's like i i'm not mad i expect that yeah of course and also you and i take really long showers not together no well you and i lay down in the shower not together no but we do i like i like to after i get all clean i like to lay down and let the water water hit me and i'll stop the drain and let it fill up a little bit it's real nice i

do it differently it's before i get clean i just get on my phone and i spend as much time as i want to just kind of like surfing shit and i'll be laying down in the shower and then i'm like okay it's time to get clean i'll stand up clean myself off and get out well the reason i like to uh get clean first is is similar to the reason the japanese what they do is before they take a bath they take a shit up are we being assholes because there's a drought? Like, by saying this, will we get a lot of, like, environmentalist people, like, really mad? Rightfully so.

Yeah, but you know, like, I read something that was like 80% of the water wasted in California's drought is from, like, the agricultural and meat departments. So it's like, they're the ones, and they don't get fined or regulated or anything because they're big industries so it's like boohoo but then it's like they have to use that water though yeah for us to eat our slabs of meat that's a reference we just made a reference to a video that's not releasing until like next week i know yeah not until the fifth episode of like a new series that we haven't even announced yet. Yeah, but we do have a lot of new series coming your way.

Because we're wrapping up some old ones. Might as well just throw this out there. Shovel Knight was not... I don't know. People weren't that into it, so we're just going to... I had fun playing it. Yeah, it was fun. And if there's a big demand for it, we'll bring it back eventually.

But yeah, it's a series that right for now, we're just going to stick it on the shelf. Make room for other series. We're also having a little pause in Papers, Please. We're going to continue. A little hiatus. Just going to give people a little breathing room because not everyone watches Papers, Please. So it's like give a little breathing room. But then in a few weeks after Ryan's back, we're going to bring it back.

And we suck at Mario. Yeah. Experts. So we either need the training to get really good or it's not going to bring it back. And we suck at Mario. Experts. So we either need the training to get really good or it's not going to happen. I think it is going to happen. I think it will happen. But at the level of how good we are now, we said this in a future video that's coming out. That sounds weird to say. But we tried recording Mario Maker Expert Mode three different times.

But we were so bad and literally used 60 lives on the first level that we just scrapped it and then that kept happening we kept getting shitty levels made by kids and it's just like ah this is no fun it's been like 40 minutes and we were still on the first level so you know maybe i don't know maybe we can live stream it at some point because we do want to do a lot of live streams coming up like like we would love to get to a point where we could live stream weekly yeah Yeah, I mean, when I get back, we're not going anywhere. We're not taking any big trips for a while. So, I mean, there's a lot.

Basically, what you can expect is when I return from South Carolina, the channel's going to go back up to two videos a day. There are going to be new projects in the works. There are going to be a lot of new stuff and a lot of big things coming out, a lot of collaborations and such

what you loved about Super Mega, how diverse we were our collaborations and stuff like that so far we've collaborated with Frank technically Hot Pepper Gaming and Vernon himself is one of the creators one of the things we want to do is we don't want to just collaborate with other

Let's Players, We want to actually collaborate with a lot of different genres of people, you know, and give you guys a taste of different things. Yeah, I wish we could have gotten Tucker on a podcast. I know, Tucker's a very talented man. I wish we could have gotten some of our old friends on a podcast,

but things don't work out that way. But we will continue to provide guests and stuff. As I said, things will be a whole lot more just when i return and it's like you know because we're not just let's players i mean we do let's play videos and it's like but but at the at the end of the day we also have a sketch comedy channel which uh we have some announcements about that coming soon we're we're still going to do that we're just taking a hiatus on kids with problems to focus on this channel but But we will be returning to Kids With Problems with more sketch videos and music videos and stuff in the future. Kids With Problems, I would say, at least for me, my perspective of it, it's more of a passion project now.

Yeah, instead of... When we upload stuff and we do stuff, we're not expecting views. We're not expecting too much growth from the channel or anything like that. It's mostly just... It's like a portfolio. Yeah. If we have a funny idea, we'll make it and put it there of high quality. Yeah, exactly.

So, and then like, you know, we make a lot of different types of videos. So we want to collaborate with a bunch of different types of YouTubers. So that is the plan. And we actually have some very, very cool people lined up to collaborate with. And that will be coming later this year. Within the coming months. So expect some really fucking cool collaborations with some really, really cool people.

Some people that you know and some people you might not know. But definitely some people you really do know. And not even necessarily the people that you might have in mind or think that we're going to be collaborating with. So get excited. We've got some cool stuff in the works. It's going to be great. I am super exoot. You know what I want to get, Matt?

What? I want to get Vive so bad. Oh, dude, we should buy one. It's the consumer model now. It's $600. Yeah, it's $600. It's really expensive. But I really want to in the future.

I'd go half and half with you. Dude, I would go half and half with you. But that's still, I'm going to have to save up a little bit. Yeah, same here. But you know what I want to do? I would love to see what games they're going to port to it in the future.

Because there's all those cool little Steam games like Job Simulator and Portal Robot Repair thing. We've all played those. We've played them a lot. But the thing is, it's like, I don't want to drop $600

just for those games. I want to see what other games they're going to port in the future and see where the thing goes. And like um i don't want to drop 600 just for those games i want to see what other games they're going to port in the future and see where the thing goes and also i'm sure the price will end up dropping so i hope so yeah you know in the beginning i really wanted an apple watch and then it was like 400 500 and i'm like i'll wait for the price to drop and then by the time the price had dropped it's like yeah it's a cool piece of technology but it's like still i don't think it's worth the money at least for me yeah if you have an apple watch and you like it it's a good demo run right now but until like like i don't know how long do you think before a triple a title comes out for the vive i give it like what two three years maybe yeah probably but who knows by the way technology

changes by then there might be some big new thing out by then the vive will be there's this story i'm looking it up right now i i didn't believe it when i like for some reason when i was talking about verge sorry i'm not talking into the mic um when i was talking about virtual reality with tucker um he asked me how long do you think it will take for virtual reality to turn into theaters um the the thing is i was like oh probably within a decade that's when virtual reality will be something of the cinemas. IMAX is apparently, Matt, trying to get out six virtual reality theaters within this year. What do you mean virtual reality theaters, Ryan? Stop yanking my leg.

Okay, um, it says, uh, IMAX is planning to open a first batch of physical venues for VR content. The company says it wants to create locations that offer virtual reality experiences more immersive than what consumers can get at home. The announcement follows yesterday's news that the company is working with Google to create a cinema-quality VR camera, which is expected to be ready for commercial use a year and a half from now. Oh, that's so cool yeah and like so like yeah technology is moving really fucking fast with the whole virtual reality thing yeah and not even that but it's like think about the nintendo 3ds which is my favorite console of all time by the way but think about like with the nintendo 3ds how cool that is that like 10 years ago the game boy advance

was like a big thing and and and the nintendo ds and like think about the quality of those screens and now it's literally you play these, and it's 3D without glasses. That's really cool to me. Yeah. I've always kind of been on the side of, I think, Nintendo. Since when you look at sales and stuff, I don't think the Wii U... The fuck? Stop.

What are you doing? Why are you checking your phone during this? Dude, I don't know. My phone just glitched up. I'm'm sorry it started playing a video on twitter i'm sorry anyways um i don't think their sales are where they'd like them to be as a company when it comes yeah no definitely um but with the 3ds and stuff like that really well they just those do really well destroyed the uh the pita. Yeah. So just imagine if Nintendo put all of their focus into handheld. Like made the most powerful thing they could do.

Like get graphics running, like everything. All their power going into that single platform. They would dominate the market. It would be a monopoly at that point. Oh, that would be so cool, yeah. And I know they're probably never going to do it. that would be so cool yeah and i know they're probably never going to do it but i mean it's cool that they're expanding to like mobile they're making an animal crossing game for mobile which i am beside myself with excitement for that it's

gonna consume all of me and all of my time but it's like you know because nintendo doesn't release their titles on you know third-party consoles so like you're never gonna see like you don't see smash bros coming out for xbox and playstation but if they did that then then they would make it well i don't know actually because then if they did that why would people want to buy their consoles well that's the thing i think they should kind of you know trickle out of the console game still make games like that but for you know the playstation and Xbox and shit like that, and then their console, their own personal console, would be, um, the 3DS and stuff like that, I feel like, I don't know, I, I'm talking out of my ass, of course, I'm, don't put me at the head of,

like, Nintendo's marketing team, but, like, personally as a consumer, I think their games would sell more if, you know, because more people, I believe, have an Xbox and a PlayStation than have a Wii U or a Nintendo console, home console. I think that – I might be wrong on this, but I think isn't the Nintendo Wii like the highest selling console of all time? Nintendo Wii, let me see. Do you remember in like 2006 when the Wii came out? I think it was 2006. Do you remember like how big it was? you couldn't find one in stores for like seven eight months like they were always sold out like everyone had to get one do you remember that

yeah like and i remember i wanted one so bad for christmas i couldn't get it i wanted one so bad for my birthday couldn't couldn't get it because my parents couldn't find any i mean santa couldn't find anywhere and and and eventually one day i just saw it at target and they had like one left and my my parents got it for the family and and i i mowed so many lawns to pay it off and it was so worth it it was god i will always love the wii it's like oh it's so nostalgic to me okay apparently this is what it is uh these are the top one two three four five consoles that have been sold. The number one is the PlayStation 2. Oh, okay.

The number two is the Nintendo DS. Oh. The number three is the Game Boy or Game Boy Color. I was very far off. Number four is the PlayStation. That came out in 1994. And then the fifth is the Wii. Oh, okay.

Which outsold, you know, the Xbox 360, the PlayStation 3. Okay, that's what it was. That the Wii sold more. And all the other consoles. Yeah, like the consoles at the time. That's awesome. I actually have a bunch of old Nintendo Power magazines and Nickelodeon magazines. And when I was at home, I was looking through some of them.

And it's so weird because they had a bunch of ads for Game Boy Advance games and stuff, like full-page ads. Super cool looking back at that stuff. Damn. So nostalgic. I know. So much good nostalgia. It's unfortunate, though, that places that offer you nostalgia, they tend to go out of business.

There's this place called Pixels and Ponds in Columbia, South Carolina, which was just that. It was for old video games and board games and stuff like that. And then a store called Second and Charles opened up right next door, which pretty much offers almost the same thing, except they also, like, are a Barnes & Noble-y type thing. They have, like, books. They have toys.

They have so much more stuff. And Pixels and Ponds went out of business within about a year, probably. Yeah. In Charleston, they opened up this one store um that only sold like old retro games and it was so cool and then a couple months later it went out of business so another company bought it and and reopened it as as a new a new name but the same store that also went out of business i think three different stores came through and now it's a nail salon so damn i know for something up with that it's so sad we should see if there's any like retro gaming

places around la and definitely i'm sure there definitely is you might have to make a little vlog episode about it but um yeah ryan what do you say that you and i strap on our fanny packs uh hop onto one segue together i'll get handlebars and then maybe we we segue out of this podcast that sounds good so uh so let me just okay you take the lead on this one well Well, I want the handlebars. Okay, here you go. Shit. I'm up. Okay, ready? Let's go. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Go, go, go. Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom. The end of the podcast. Assholes.