supermegashow - EP 72 - Happy Hunting

Episode Date: December 16, 2017

We talk hunting, school lunches, and big ol' sharks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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19-plus and physically located in Ontario. Gambling problem? Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connectsontario.ca. I have my own planet. I'd make like a bunch of it water like Earth, except I'd make it so I could breathe underwater and I could swim super fast and I could kill things if I wanted to. So if a shark tried to kill me, I could

You know what? No sharks on this planet. Yeah, you don't even have to put sharks on it. What if sharks, but they're super friendly like they're dolphins and they never bite. They're good for defending against giant squids. And they just like, they rub up against you. Yeah.

And they make cute sounds. Yeah, they make cute sounds too. Yeah, exactly. That'd be awesome. And then in this world, there would be a bunch of Legos, like my dog, except super small. Like just running everywhere? Like squirrel size? Or what size are we talking?

Like I'm thinking if I had to choose like wolverine size how big is a wolverine because when you say wolverine all i think of is like a skunk or a badger yeah all right you know like a tiny little thing yeah like if lego was super tiny but still had the same proportions he would be like the cutest shit would you would you want like a bunch of your dog that are like mouse sized like you. Like you can keep them in a little cage and let them run around a little bit. No, because I'd sit on them at that point. In fact, how many dogs die because people sit on them accidentally? What a morbid question.

It has to happen. It has to be more than one. Well, I feel like they, yeah, no, I mean that definitely happens, I'm sure. Someone just sits down and there's a dog there and no more dog. Dude, like the saddest shit, speaking of mice i was driving tucker to the airport yesterday and on the middle of the highway i just saw just saw a rat run across and curse splat really yeah and i was like oh i was on my see i was i have a similar story i was on my way to lax and on the way there i saw a starving polar bear wait there's actually a it's not on lax no

but there's a polar bear that's starving and it's like look at the look at what we're doing oh no i have not seen that for a second i thought there actually was a polar bear you don't know good prayer you don't know about the starving polar sorry dude i'm just not up to date you're not with it what are you doing with your life i don't know man i gotta go home and practice my prayers and go on twitter and look up starving polar bear on twitter just watch that video you could you know what. Just watch that video. You know what? You can watch that video while doing the prayer. I'm going to sit there and watch it.

Teach me the prayer. How does it go? God, our Father. God, our Father. We thank you. We thank you. For many blessings. For many blessings.

Amen. Amen. That's it? That's it. It's that simple? That is that simple. All right. Let me try. God, our Father. God That's it. It's that simple? It is that simple. All right, let me try.

God, our Father. God, our Father. We thank you. We thank you for our many blessings. For our many blessings. Amen. Amen. Yep.

See, that prayer was mainly used by the lazy people in youth group that didn't want to come up with their own prayer on the spot. Yeah, because talking to God is difficult, man. It's like being on stage with a microphone in front of a crowd. It's like you're talking to the maker. I know. Of the universe, man. You can't fuck that up.

So it's easy just to go with, it's easy just to go with, you know, a song that you already know the lyrics to. You remember those youth group members that were like, dear Lord, we humble ourselves before you in this. And you're like, come on, just sing the song. And it's just like, no. The thing that I always went to was, um, the prayer it was a prayer before food it goes rub-a-dub-dub thanks for the grub there's that one i never did i did that once and my mom got mad bless us oh lord

for these i gifts which we are about to receive for thy bounty through christ our lord amen that's what my dad's family does really that one yeah one? Yeah. They always say that like before meal. Bless us our Lord in these thy gifts, which we are about to receive from thine bounty through Christ our Lord. Amen. But, oh yeah, here it is.

God is great. God is good. Let us thank him for our food. By his hands we all are fed. Give us Lord our daily bread. Thank you for our daily bread. No, I say give us Lord our daily bread.

I say that too. All right. That's it though. That was so simple. We got it. All right. Anyone want to practice it? All right, ready? God is great.

Sorry, I fucked up. God is great. God is good. Let us thank him for our food. By his hands, we all are fed. Give us, Lord, our daily bread. Amen. I just imagined, like, a football game.

God is great. God is good. Let us thank him for our food. By his hands, we shall be fed. Give us, Lord, our daily bread. Amen. Amen. Amen. I. God is good. Let us take and follow food. By his hand we shall be fed. Give us what we want. Amen. Amen. Amen. I forgot it halfway through. Like it's in the military. Hoo-wah. Hoo-wah.

Private, whose hand are you fed by? The Lord, sir. Man, dude. How would you and I do in the military? Horrible. Like imagine you and I at boot camp together. I'd piss myself. Dude, oh my god, I would piss myself too. And he'd come up and go, Private! What is that on your pants?

It's piss, sir! Please stop smelling my pee! Let me get a little taste of my piss. Stop it! Get off of me! If you pissed yourself in the military, I'm sure they'd make you wear it. He'd be like, you're going to wear that shit.

They'd make you wear your underwear as a hat or something. Oh, man. Make you use it as like, all of a sudden it's like, okay, we're going to do a sandstorm drill. Get your scarves ready or whatever they wear. Get your scarves ready? Get your scarves ready? I just hit the back of my head. That hurt.

I saw that. I could feel that through the couch. That took the laugh out of me. Imagine the fucking like green berets with scarves. Like... They wear scarves or whatever those things are. What do they call them? They're special.

What are you talking about? They're like the things where they go... Like the little... That's not a scarf. That's just like a cover up from sand getting in your mouth. But what's it called then? A face mask? A scarf.

It's like a mask. It's a scarf. I'm going to look up... That's not a scarf. I'm going to look up military scarf. It's going to be called a scarf. That's not a scarf. It's a scarf. I'm going to look up. That's not a scarf. I'm going to look up military scarf. That's not a scarf, dude. A scarf is what's wrapped around your neck. Dude, okay, I was just playing Metal Gear Solid 5 Phantom Pain, and you can wear a costume

with or without a scarf, and it's that shit. Obviously, you know what they're talking about. It can't be a scarf. Military scarf. Well, I stand corrected. But when I think of a scarf, I think of like... Shamag? What is... How do you pronounce that?

Shamag. Shamag? I don't know. They have weird... There's a specific name for the type of scarf. It looks very Middle Eastern, yeah. What? It does.

It looks very Middle Eastern. So Shamag sounds about right. It's like... When I think of scarf, I think of like a bright red, you know, like your grandma knitted it for you and you wear it around your neck and you wrap it up and you let some of it hang down for fashion. Yeah. That's what I think of a scarf.

It's like, thank God, I was just thinking like, thank God the Eskimos don't have like their own form of ISIS. Because imagine having like full-on infantry units in like blizzard snow. Like, what would warfare be like if like the Eskimos started up their own shit?

We're gonna blow up the world! Are they like defending just these barren, icy wastelands? Yeah, they're fucking riding whales and shit. It's like, alright, you can have this area. You can't live there. Nothing's fun there. They're all riding whales with spears and chucking them at infantry. They're like, they like have an army

of polar bears. Starving polar bears? That would be terrifying. Are they starving polar bears? Wait, explain the story behind the starving polar bear thing. I still don they starving polar bears wait explain the story behind the starving polar bear thing I still don't get it like what is it some photographer

was taking some video of a polar bear that starved to death and it was like looking for food and then it laid down and then it's like

shortly after it died super sad that's really sad well I mean the reason it's sad of I guess there's two overall reasons

why it's sad two because it's like the environment we're fucking the polar bear's dying. I think two is just that it's an animal dying. If I see any animal dying, I just feel bad just because it's dying. Yeah. Unless it's a cockroach or a bug, I really don't. Yeah, man, I really have no sympathy when cockroaches die.

I really just, that's like one of the few animals, if you can even classify a cockroach as an animal, that I really just don't have sympathy when I see them get killed. I'm like, well, shouldn't have been a cockroach. But then if you see like, if you see like a cat, super skinny, just like weakly walking around. Yeah, that's the worst. Yeah. I could give less than one ounce of a shit about a cockroach. But a cat, I give probably like three or four tons of shits, you know?

Yeah. probably like three or four tons of of shits you know yeah but it's it's interesting them filming the starving polar bear or whatever because it's like it it made me think of uh you know how photographers don't like they can't intervene like of course of course you're not gonna intervene with a polar bear but it had me thinking it's like in uh different types in like photography like when you're taking pictures of like starving people or war times and injuries you do not engage with anything that's gonna be really demoralizing take the picture as it happens there's a whole movie with like fucking ryan felipe that deals with it but that's probably like a super mushy dramatization of it yeah i was actually i mean i always wondered i was like why don't they help them or engage and then uh emin i i read that it's uh well it's like the whole point is

like uh by you know take like capturing that stuff and then sharing it with the rest of the world that is what can like actually push like a bigger like a bigger movement to help something yeah because then that's like showing people what it is you know because i remember like when i would watch like planet earth and they'd film like animals getting attacked i'm like why don't they do something well why don't they do something? Why don't the humans go out and run and defend them against a lion? Fucking, like, massive lion. Stop! Stop!

Get in a fist fight with a lion. Stop it! I'd love to see that. Like, you just running out, and the camera crew's like, no, no, no! No, no, no! And you're like, lion, go away! Shoo! Shoo! And then he'd get himself a nice little dinner.

So, like, okay, I have a question. I have an answer, maybe. Is Eric Trump the one that, like, kills elephants and lions and shit? Or is that Donald Trump Jr.? I think it's Donald Trump Jr. Okay, Donald Trump Jr. I think it's both of them. No, it's Jerry Kushner.

It's all of them, dude. Do they, like, go out and hunt, like, geese and other animals that aren't on a reserve specifically for you to just shoot and get an easy kill shot with how badass does a picture of you holding up a dead goose look not badass how badass does it look if you're holding up a dead fucking lion takes more skill than them just holding a lion out in front of you so you can shoot it in its face that's true like these are like soaring through the air like lightning speeds and you gotta like aim your gun and shoot it alliance just like a big a big cat deer easily skittish then i think of hunters in south carolina that like track deer and they spend all day lying in the just waiting for the perfect shot but in like these play like uh africa they'll take them to this reserve and it's like

yeah we got some lines you there's one right there go ahead come on okay we'll line it up they'll like take you in a jeep it's like okay here's where the lions are see them right over there just resting on that rock go ahead and shoot them yeah it's just like it's it's stupid seriously what is the appeal of traveling to africa to kill these beautiful animals because like why i don't know know. Like in some, in some aspects, like, um, I, I understand it in terms of, uh, if you're trying to degrade a population, that's kind of getting overbearing on the area. That would make sense. I don't think lions have that problem. I know, I know there's, I know there's, there's like an elephant problem in one re in like

some regions of Africa. We got to poach them then, dude. Let's poach them all. I understand hunting when it comes to deer, alligators, or animals there's an abundance of. But, you know, I don't know. Just something about lions. Luckily, we haven't seen any. They don't fucking do that to giraffes, do they?

Well, I'm sure there are people that hunt giraffes. Giraffes are like the sweetest nicest like legally quote unquote because these people are legally paying to go on a reserve and then have a gun and then shoot some lion out there just standing there well the giraffe is like two stories tall so if you kill that it's like what how are you gonna like haul that back somewhere or like you know it's like just picturing how they hunt a giraffe they bring a ladder they climb up to it and just shoot it in the face like they climb back down the ladder carry it back home tie it to the tie it to one of the wings of the plane like to like one of the united flights going home they just tie a rope to the back and drag it behind so the plane is flying

through the air with the dead giraffe just like floating in the wind behind it dude i was like we were on a plane recently i don't think i've ever been on a flight that had that much turbulence like for that long because that was crazy turbulence it's not the strongest i've ever had but it was the longest i remember just looking out the window at nighttime and watching like the plane wing just like bouncing violently up and down and wobbling and i was like oh man that's what i don't like seeing even though they're supposed to do that it's just like whenever I see the wing kind of go I'm like yeah it just

it's really unsettling because yeah it's like they design it to do that otherwise it would break my fear is always the take off and landing portion because in most videos that I see that's when the errors occur that's actually like 90 90 something percent of plane crashes happen during takeoff and landing like

have you seen it when they're landing but they're going a little too fast so like it kind of flips a little like yeah like i'm just thinking the wind just pushes it up and then you do a flip and it explodes because that's a giant fucking tank dude think about it it's like tons and tons and tons and like literally tons of steel filled with like explosive fuel coming in a hundred miles per hour towards the ground. And it's like, oh, don't worry guys. And like you've had, you've, you've had rough landings before, right? It was like a rough takeoff where like it takes off from the moment it goes.

Oh my God. Yeah. We were on the flight that we took off from LA recently. Yeah. That takeoff was scary as shit because the plane started like tilting at an angle. It was right when we took off too. So it's like in those videos, it's right when that happened. Yeah.

My heart started like racing when I was like, oh, should not be tilting at this angle during takeoff. You've seen the videos where like it goes at an angle and all of a sudden the plane like it goes up and then it just starts going backwards. Yeah. Did you see that? Have you seen that? I have, yeah. That's terrifying. plane, like it goes up and then it just starts going backwards. Yeah. Did you see that? Have you seen that? Yeah. That's terrifying. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your

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Those were pretty crazy to watch. Did you watch that video of the plane? It's like it's no one died because it was a control i think it was like a test crash to test to like monitor like what happens during a crash where they just like flew that like commercial airliner into a forest just like no have you not seen that i don't think so oh it like flies in and then it explodes it's pretty cool cool i hope that wasn't a real plane crash that people died in because then I'm going to sound really bad. No, I'm almost certain it was like a controlled plane crash. Okay.

Like, man, dude, if I'm going down in a plane crash, I'm just going to have fun. I'm going to die anyway. I'm going to imagine it's a roller coaster and be like, yeah, I'm having a great time. Yeah. And then die. Isn't it weird that in my head, whenever I think of a plane crash, I'm just like, okay, you're about to die. Think of the things you can get away with in the next 30 seconds. And that's just like, just slapping people on the plane, throwing my shoes at people, like tickling a random fat guy.

Just like, just running around the plane, doing as much as I can do before I die. That is hilarious. Because I've thought about what would go through my mind in a plane crash and the first thing was I would think about like I had a good life except death quickly and have some fun. I never thought about like what I could get away with. It's like I bet I could

probably smoke a cigarette on this plane right now. No one's gonna stop me. See if you can run up to the cockpit and see if you can just fly it a little. I mean you're crashing anyways. It's going down. One wing's gone smoking spiraling down. Get behind the cockpit and just see if you can tilt it that you're til I mean, you're crashing anyways. It's going down. One wing's gone, smoking, spiraling down. Get behind the cockpit and just see if you can tilt it. You're tilting it. You're like, I'm controlling a big plane.

Yeah, so on your bucket list, you can say like, hey, I flew a plane before I died. Exactly. What if like they were getting it under control and then you go and do that and you fuck it up? They're like, oh, they almost have it under control and it's going to be really close, but they're going to get it. And then you fuck it up. I feel bad. Do you remember the back in the be really close, but they're going to get it. And then you fuck it up. I'd feel bad.

Do you remember back in the day, like way back, like... 1932? Like 1928. Yeah. No, when you could go in the cockpit. I remember my dad... I got taken up there once. They're like, do you want to see the cockpit?

It wasn't like... I didn't ask or anything. They came up and were like, do you want to see the cockpit? Yeah. They used to just let anyone in there. And they gave you a little... I got a little plastic pin that said, like, do you want to see the cockpit? Yeah. They used to just let anyone in there. And they gave you a little, I got a little plastic pin that said like, Junior Pilot.

I still remember that. And it was so cool because I got to look and see the plane flying from like the straight on perspective. Not out the window. And seeing it from a straight on perspective is really cool. There used to be some leisure in it. You used to be able to smoke a cigarette. That's whatever. Why can't I smoke on these planes anymore?

What I'm getting at is you used to be thinking it's like leisurely shit but now it's like pay for wi-fi pay for good wi-fi pay for all right wi-fi pay for one hour two hour wi-fi unlimited wi-fi you want a bag of pretzels movies come on get some peanuts that costs money now it's like you make enough money as is from people buying tickets and shareholders fucking blowing your pockets up with money. Come on. You can afford stale pretzels. Your pretzels are always fucking old.

They are, man. Look at the expiration date next time you're on an airplane. You know what I did last night? I was laying in bed. I woke up and I was hungry and I really wanted a snack. And you know what I had by my bed? I had a pack of United Airline pretzels that was in my backpack that I had just never eaten. So I popped them open, threw some in my mouth.

They were stale as shit. Yeah. And I was like, man, these are really stale pretzels. I think they're just bad pretzels. They're just not good quality pretzels. And if you noticed, back in the day, they gave you full-size pretzels. Now they're like the size of a dime. And gave you a good bag of them.

Now they're like super tiny bags. You know what I mean? The thing is, they give you more pretzels because they're smaller. But you're getting less pretzels in the end and it's like you're not fooling anyone with this united yeah also do you remember when there was a time when they gave you like meals for free on airplanes like you get on a flight across the country you get a free meal it's like you get dinner or something holy fuck i just forgot about that if you if your flight is like over three hours or so you'd get food yeah free food it was like what

do you want and you got a choice you had like two different options i mean most of the time would be like sorry the first class people called the ribeye steak what we have left is this piece of bread with some mayonnaise on but it's better than nothing they cared a little bit and now it's like yeah can i get the the crusty spaghetti and they're like yeah that's that's gonna be 22 dollars it's like what the fuck it's like charge yeah, that's going to be $22. It's like, what the fuck? It's like, charge $22 if it's actually cooked in a restaurant that's in the back of the plane. This is just some shit that they threw in a microwave. And then they charge you $22 for it.

I wish it was easier for businesses to go under, like United. I wish after all that fiasco, whoever was in charge just went bankrupt. Man, like United. Because then the thing about that is then it promotes good business. You want to promote good business. Yeah. But if you can't, then what's the point? You know, like what's the point of making flights better? No, it all of a sudden becomes how can we inconvenience the customer, you know, more.

Same with airlines, same with video games. It's just there comes a point where being the best at something and having the best of something used to be like oh i have to fly with them but now it's just okay now we're the only ones really making this quality of a flight or this quality of a product they're going to pay they have to pay now that we know that they're gonna pay how can we squeeze other extremities out of them exactly exactly like i like the fact that you know you gotta pay for like 30 minutes of wi-fi you gotta pay for food i paid for two hours of wi-fi how much was it it was like 7.99 that's that's still stupidly expensive for just like a little bit of slow internet on a flight i should have gotten

9.99 for the whole flight ah damn dude i know messed up but i slept for like the first two hours i want to i want to rant about united real quick because i've probably i guarantee i've ranted about this before but just how they basically were like hey we're introducing i remember they said we're going to introduce a new basic economy plan like what they said was it means cheaper flights you don't get to pick your seat and you don't get to check a bag but it's cheaper flights no what they said was, it means cheaper flights, you don't get to pick your seat, and you don't get to check a bag, but it's cheaper flights. No, what they did was they just shifted everything else up, so what used to be a regular flight is now more expensive, and they made what used to be regular flight prices the basic economy flight. Uh, Matt, movies back in the day used to cost a fucking nickel. Now it's 16 bucks.

It's changing with the times, bro. It's just fucking stupid, man. I can't afford these damn plane tickets. I finally got movie pass- Okay okay i have to say this movie pass they did they did they did fine by me they did you right they did me right although i will i still have to call them out because it is ridiculous and um i'm not gonna say go get movie I'm going to say if you're thinking about it, if you really want it, do it. If you don't, don't do it. Okay.

So remember that whole fiasco on Twitter? I was like, hey, I haven't gotten my card. It's been over two months. What the fuck's going on? Yeah. Well, you also remember how I sent them a like support contact like thing through the app itself, which is the only way to reach customer service. It's through the app? like thing through the app itself which is the only way to reach customer service is through the app it's through the app they don't have a phone number anymore

they used to have a phone number because i remember like talking to real people that were super nice in the beginning but now they don't have a phone number you can call at least while while we're recording the podcast so i went through this so i messaged them on the 24th of October. They got back to me the 30th of November. Like right here. It's like, hi, Ryan. I apologize for the delay in any inconvenience. You mean the delay in inconvenience of like over a month of waiting for a simple response of, hey, what seems to be the problem?

Luckily, Mitch, my buddy Mitch hooked me up, who seems to be the only one at movie pass that cares about customer service is he isn't he like the ceo uh i don't know if he's like he's one of the one of the people because let me let me see where's mitch there's my buddy mitch like he he contacted me he went he he got to me he's like hey d DM me so I can fix it. So then I DM'd him. And so I DM'd him the 15th of November at 3.19 p.m. He contacted me 10 minutes later. So he cares about customer support. But my whole thing is, if you care about customer support, thank you, Mitch.

Love you so much. Why don't you implement that into the program itself? Have a phone number to call. Make it easier. Make people on the support line easy to get a hold of at least within a 24-hour period. Not 36 days. Not 36 fucking days. At this point, it's like, do I even care?

Do I want your help? Not talking about you, Mitch. I did the same thing with Adobe. I remember there was one night where I was really on the wire to get some stuff done. Like I had to get some stuff done. And I was getting this render error in Adobe Premiere that was just unexplainable. It was like a terrible, terrible glitch with Premiere. And I just couldn't do anything.

The last two updates of Premiere have really fucked it up. Dude, I just updated and it's nonstop crashing and glitching out for me yeah so plus it like the intros audio would never show up for some reason did you ever figure out why yeah so as some of you might have noticed to watch game grumps um or kitty cat gaming there was like this error with premiere where in the project the all the audio would be there but then after exporting it just the intro like the game grumps intro audio was just gone. Everything else was there, but the intro audio was gone. You spent 12 hours trying to figure this out.

I was at the episodes had to go out. Yeah. So that's unfortunate. You know, sorry, there's no audio in those episodes, but it, it took you essentially one and a half days to find a workaround. Yeah. It was unreal. Like, and I was at the office until like three 30, trying to figure it out. Essentially one and a half days to find a workaround. Yeah, it was unreal.

And I was at the office until like 3.30 trying to figure it out. So the next day's intro would have audio. It was ridiculous. But basically, there was another time where I was on crunch. I had to get some stuff done. I just got so fucking pissed at Adobe. So I sent them a super long DM where I was like, if your program is something that people's jobs depend on, make it fucking work.

And I got so mad at them. And then two weeks later, they were like, hi, Matthew. How can we help you? I know. And I just never responded. You know, these companies can have good customer service. I'm trying to think of the best customer service I've had in terms of phone call customer service, not like customer service at a restaurant.

Honestly, Amazon has really good customer service. I've had to call them like they they Amazon is really good about like getting you returns and refunds and stuff like that very quickly. And like always making sure that you actually get what you paid for. And if not, you get a refund. So I do have to say this is a while back. I know Amazon has grown like exponentially since then. So I don't know if their customer service is still as good, but I do remember back in the day, Amazon had very good customer service.

For me, the last few years ago, I, um, I remember I had to call the PlayStation network or customer service just for my PlayStation because ID and stuff, getting that back, blah, blah, blah. Um, and they were really good. They were really fast to it. Boom, right away, got it. So I don't know how they are now. If anyone has horror stories, I'm sure they do. Everyone has a horror story. But I remember their customer service was good.

Oh, what was the other one? There's PlayStation and... Arby's. Oh, yeah. Arby's has great customer service. You know who has, I think, the worst customer service, which is expected, of course, growing up, was Walmart. Because I'd always call Walmart to see if they had, like, a certain game or something.

And I got hung up on so many times. Holy shit. They'll hang up on you. Yeah, they hang up on you. They'll send you over to electronics and electronics will be like, hold on. Then you'll be waiting. All of a sudden, you'll get a pick up the phone from someone else. Hello?

Uh, hello? How can I help you you i called about a game hold on let me put you over to electronics it's like what are you doing i remember like i'd call walmart and i'd be like hey uh can can you transfer me to to this section and they'd be like sure transfer me over and and the way i just portrayed it like sure that's that is much nicer than it really is they like they're just like okay or you just hear a click and you assume that they're doing it yeah and then i'll hear like electronics and i'll be like hey can you check if you have this yeah put me on hold and then someone else picks up like five minutes later like hello it's like uh electronics like yeah let me transfer you i'm

like i was already talking to electronics what happened not to mention there's one time i asked if they had a game they're like let me check me check. Five minutes gone. They come back. Sorry, don't have it. I'm like, do you have it for the PlayStation 4? Hold on. Go check the PlayStation 4. Sorry, don't have it. I go back in that same day. It filled to the brim with the game that I wanted.

It's like they don't care. A lot of, like, Walmart, essentially, I've even known a few people that have worked at a walmart don't expect anyone to care because it's walmart yeah it's like i mean if if i worked at walmart i mean i don't know how much of a shit i did food line and i still like would put people on hold and would try to get back as you know fast as possible would send them over to produce or get them on with a manager yeah and no disrespect if you work at walmart i'm just talking about there are a lot of shitty people that work at walmart yeah we're talking we're talking about the assholes that just like you know i guess the thing that bothers me is just be honest just say just i think i would be less mad if they just were like sorry i don't know how to do that um

i'm just gonna put the phone down i gotta run across the store real quick or some shit but then in my head i'm like wait the people that are doing this, you just don't want to do the work. Like, did you ever have this happen to me all the time where they'd say, yeah, let me go check and then put me on hold for two minutes and then just hang up. Yeah. I think probably the worst place to ever call like the most shitty numbers to call are circling it back around, bring a full circle or airline customer support, because there have been many times I've had to call like circling it back around bring a full circle or airline customer support because

there have been many times i've had to call like united or delta and i do like delta a lot they're way better than united but i like mainly it's what i'm calling united they'll put you on hold for like an hour straight and then you know you can't even get anything done because they just send you in circles and because i remember i purchased flight insurance um in case i had to because i was i bought a flight earlier this year and I was like I might have to cancel this flight um so they offered me like flight insurance and I was like yeah sure I'll do that and I call and they're like I did have to cancel the flight and they're like sorry you need to have like a legitimate reason to cancel the flight and I was like like like like like like I noticed that I do

it a shit ton in the last podcast I'm like like, fuck you, Ryan. First thing I wanted to say was like, yeah, but yeah. And then they're like, well, that makes sense. Yeah. And then they're like, sorry, you need to either have like. See, isn't it hard? I can't stop saying like. Do you want to keep this in? Because to show people how hard it is to not say like and uh.

It's really hard not to say like. Because you want to keep this in because to show people how hard it is to not say like and uh and um? It's really hard not to say like. Because you want to use it as a mediator between thoughts. So you use it just like um. See? Just like um. Like I just did there. Like you just did there. Fuck!

It's impossible not to say like. Okay, hold on. You sound smarter if you don't, though. Yeah, totally. Wait, let me finish my story real quick, and then we'll get back to this. Basically, I had to pay like $500 for a plane ticket. You had to pay like $500 or $500? See, that makes sense, because it was around.

It was like $500. So it was around $500. I had to pay around $500 because they wouldn't give me a refund on the ticket because they said, you know, you have to have like a legitimate reason. I was like, well, it's a work reason. And they're like, well, I don't remember what they said. It was like, like through the wall or something. I just hear a group of children screaming happy birthday,

like singing the song. Anyway, they wouldn't let me get the refund. And I get it. Yeah, I probably should have read the terms and conditions saying that it's like, oh, you have to have a valid excuse. But they didn't advertise it well. They were just like, if you cancel the flight, you can get a refund. And I was like, perfect. But, you know, bottom line is airline companies suck. A lot of companies suck.

Back to like, though. That's so funny how that works, because, you know, you just want more time between thoughts to actually, like, string your words together. But why is like the word? But it's because you and I are probably pushing the words out really fast. So I'm assuming that if we slowed down, we'd have more time to think. But that would mean that we are talking slower. But then if we're talking faster, we don't have enough time for our brains to kind of pick, like, see what I just did there? So if we give ourselves more time and probably talk slower,

we won't have that problem similar to how we usually do. All right. How about for the rest of this podcast? We take it slow, you know? We don't rush these words out, man. We just talk at a nice chill pace we don't try to barf up the words so we are not thinking of all these things to say and then we don't have these things and so we replace them with like um or uh so it's funny how

um is uh how um is uh i think your go-to is uh that's what i've noticed i feel like i say like so much i feel like like is is just non-stop coming out of my mouth every even in regular conversation with people i'm saying like just like like like like like same but i have noticed that uh is your kind of go-to because I recognize it in the audio form whenever I'm editing super mega the podcast I can tell when your uh is coming because it's it's whoops it's it's just is it's a very just harsh up straight like that because uh so it's an automatic noise and then it goes oh so you can see and then it goes down so you know when it's coming I always know when an uh is coming it's really coming I always know when an uh's coming

it's really funny I always know when your laugh is coming because it's just like four or five sharp like do do do do so I do the

the same with Danny Danny's laugh oh Dan's laugh is just do do do do do do do do do Dan's like Dan laughs like a dolphin

you know like Dan would make a great dolphin in another life he probably was a dolphin you think probably yeah Like, Dan would make a great dolphin in another life. He probably was a dolphin. You think? Probably, yeah. I could see it.

Dolphins love having sex, too. You know, Dan loves having sex. How long have dolphins been around? We always talk about sharks being like... Being like... Fuck it! We always talk about sharks being the apex predator and a dinosaur, much like alligators. But how long have dolphins been around?

Maybe dolphins need some credit. I think dolphins seem more futuristic because dolphins seem more like you took a shark and then you rounded out its features and made it more polished. And it's like, this is shark 2.0. And it's friendlier. It's more, you know, it's got more of a sheen.

It's more slim. And, you know, it's got more of a rounded shape. That's what dolphins feel like. They feel like a more advanced version of a shark that's learned to love. Jesus Christ. What? Sharks have been around for 400 million years. Dolphins have been around for 15 million.

Now, that's still a long time. A million years is unfathomable to me. But just thinking, comparing the two of the distance of time apart 400 million versus 15 million that's 385 million more years that sharks have on dolphins which is crazy to me oh my god so that means dolphins are like relatively new in the term and like the the grand scheme of things because humans humans are only what like a hundred thousand years humans are incredibly new in terms of like the entire span of the earth i mean like the last minute of the last day if we put our if the whole cosmic calendar thing

apparently we're 12 59 i mean sorry, sorry, 1159.59. Like, we're at the 59th second of the 59th minute of 11 p.m. on the cosmic calendar. Like that on December 31st, I think. We are really brand new on this planet. Sorry, I just started looking up shark facts and it's blowing my mind. Lay them on me. The largest known megalodon tooth, which is a prehistoric shark, is about seven and three eight inches in length. Oh my God.

I've held a megalodon tooth. I think it was like a casting of one, but it was still huge. I held a megalodon tooth that was about this big. The green is a great white. The above are prehistoric sharks. Jesus Christ. I held a megalodon tooth that was about this big. The green is a great white. The above are prehistoric sharks. Jesus Christ. Gotta put this on screen for people to see. That is unreal.

I think that's probably, the red one is an average megalodon, and then that would be the maximum I guess, not height, I always want to say height because I'm thinking length of a megalodon. How the fuck were megalodons? You know what I mean? 20 fucking meters, dude.

20 meters. Oh my god. You remember being in school, seeing a meter stick and being like, what? Yeah. Sorry, it was a yard stick. Because who the fuck uses yards except football? Metric system is the best. They had two sticks, I remember.

They'd show you the difference between a yard and a meter. It's so stupid. Why do we need both? I don't get it every country uses metric except america liberia and myanmar okay how does that make like that's stupid right yeah like we're us and like and liberia only because i think liberia uh was founded as like a freed slave colony back in africa so then that's why they used our system okay Okay. And then Myanmar, I don't know, maybe that's because... Sounds like a Pokemon. Myanmar. Myanmar.

Myanmar, I don't know how to say it. Myanmar. But, like, back to megalodons real quick, man. If you are a shark that big, you would think you are the apex predator of the sea. Yeah. How do they go extinct? That's a good question, right?

Like, how do they go extinct if you are that much of a predator? How did mealodon... You could swallow a great white shark in one gulp. Cause of Megalodon's extinction revealed. Scientists from Zurich University have proposed the largest shark that ever lived became extinct due to a lack of prey and increased competition from predators. I was about to say. That makes sense.

I was about to say, because they are so big. Yeah. There's not enough shit for them to eat i could see that because imagine the megalodons doing its thing all of a sudden you get like a little great white shark like not being they don't have to eat as much and then they can just i don't know i'm just thinking megalodons their only way to really get a good meal would have been whale or other megalodons. Yeah. Like, like even a great white shark,

that's probably one meal, like one meal that will last them a little bit, but it's gotta be hard to keep yourself fed for that long. So I could see why they go extinct. Why did woolly mammoths go extinct? Hunting or just, well, that was part of the ice age.

And a lot of those species die off because the ice age ended. yeah that's the whole ice age movies about yeah except in those movies they they're all alive they're all doing well yeah they should make a final ice age movie i remember the first when ice age came out the first movie that was one of the funniest animated movies i did i have seen at the oh i loved, I loved it, man. I need to go back and watch the original one to see if it still holds up. I loved it. Diego. I'm really trying not to say like and um right now.

And it is just, it is hell, man. It's difficult. It's like I'm balancing on top of a ball right now. And I'm like, that's how it feels. I guess it's because we want to describe things not to an exact we want to give ourselves a little breathing room so we also say like that's so true you don't want to be is saying like a sign of not being confident in what you're saying because you want to give yourself a little bit of room on both sides even Even if it's something as simple as saying, I feel like, or I guess that's not a good

example. Like saying, um, it was like pretty cold outside. You say that because I guess if you say it was pretty cold outside, that feels too concrete. And when there's no room to like back, I don't know. It's weird. It's weird. It's just a, it's a mental thing. You don't do it purposely.

There's no, there's no intent in the like. Yeah. There might be, I don't know, what's the word? You're not intended to do it, but okay, subconsciously you're using it because you're- Yeah, it's filler. It's padding things. You're not confident in your speech, in your vocabulary. I think that's it for me at least

my vocabulary I just want to get like out of there I would love to get like out of my vocabulary because now that you've brought this idea up I feel like my brain is working like my brain is working overtime and double speed to prevent myself from saying like um and uh but like is fine to say for example when you were saying

my brain feels like it is yeah no no that was that was that works if you're saying my brain feels like it's on overload your brain's not on overload it feels like yeah that's something that's a correct way to say like but then if you're just using it as a pause like see giving your giving you room to um see there there's um uh there's uh i'm using all of them to link thoughts together. Dude, you're like going crazy right now. Yeah. Woo! Oh, man. I feel like things are just, my brain has been completely, my reality has been shattered.

And now I can't even think of a conversation. I can't even think of like how to speak words now. It's like you're being held at gunpoint. It's like I just removed the training wheels. It is like you removed the training wheels. That was correct. I mean, I was just copying you. I know, I know. I'm pointing out that it's correct because it feels like...

It feels like someone ripped the training wheels off of this bicycle of speech and now they've pushed me down a hill and I am trying to balance the best i can without using these training wheels of like um or uh what the fuck have we been talking about for the past 45 minutes or however long we've been doing this this is what happens when you remove like your brain just resets you talked about starving polar bear, some Bible shit.

Plane crashes. Plane crashes. United as an airline. You talked about movie pass. Okay, so we've talked about a good bit. Okay, never mind. Just in my head, I'm like, have we only talked about like two things? We've only talked about the word like on this podcast.

Anyways, there's something I wanted to talk to you about, Ryan. How Brent's a little stubborn bitch and will refuse to say that Chick-fil-A is good quality fast food. Yeah, what's up with that? We're not saying that you have to like the taste. We're strictly saying it is high quality in terms of fast food. All right, a little back story. Brent was saying that Chick-fil-A is just like In-N-Out. It's just the South's version of In-N-Out.

I'm like, no, they're not even closely related. In-N-Out is not that good. In-N-Out has three things on the menu and they're not even that good. And you got to wait like 30 minutes to get them. You go to Chick-fil-A, you got a massive menu of delicious, high quality food. Let's say this, In-N-Out's food is good if you cover it in a sauce that takes the flavor out of everything else really i can only think in and out would be good if you would just smoked a joint and there's nothing else to eat yeah like that's all i can think of yeah chick-fil-a is good any

time of the day then i'd still go to mcdonald's over in and out yeah exactly go to wendy's over in and out i would not go to burger king over in and out i'm not a big fan of. I've never, there's something about the food that's just never really caught my, it's never really grabbed me by the shoulder and said, hey, take a bite of this. I used to get their breakfast a lot. I used to think their- Burger King breakfast? Yeah. That's a thing?

Like croissants and stuff. Every place has a breakfast, man. I guess I've never had Burger King breakfast. I don't think Wendy's has breakfast. I had a really good thing from Wendy's. It was the crispy chicken ranch, whatever the fuck that is it's the asiago club chicken sandwich it was really good it's delicious i had it before getting on a plane and felt gas form thank god i wasn't sitting next to you man i cannot imagine sitting next to you on a plane when you've got when you've

got gas i had the worst smelling fart this morning. God. That I've had. No, like, you've smelled my stinky, stinky farts before, haven't you, Matt? Yeah, I definitely have. This one this morning, it only lasted five seconds. It was the worst it smelled as if someone found my dead body and then they

for some reason took a pair of pliers stretched my asshole to like three feet and stuck their head inside and they found out there was a fart bubble still waiting to be released it was putrid is that what Don's gonna draw for the thumbnail? And they found out there was a fart bubble still waiting to be released. Oh, my God. That's disgusting.

It was putrid. Is that what Don's going to draw for the thumbnail? That picture for the thumbnail? It was only five seconds of smell. But, oh, my God. I was surprised at the smells that can come from a human body if it is not decomposing. No, there have really been times ryan where i have i wouldn't know what a decomposing uh body smells like no of course anyways i i have genuinely

had thoughts before where i'm just thinking to myself is there something wrong with him does he need to go to a gastroenterologist like what what the hell is going on because it's that bad do you have to are my farts that bad there i'm i'm not joking man there have been times where i've legitimately thought to myself like that's that that's not that's that's almost not even right how bad that is well it's sulfury this one wasn't even eggy it was really gross this is this is ryan reviews farts it was bad that's all i'm saying like i believe you it was so bad that I'm making a point to divert the podcast away from whatever

conversation it was that means it was god awful that really does mean it was bad and thank god I was not around for this the worst part was it was in the humid shower oh god so it really felt

I felt it, it felt like I was in a fart really felt, I felt it. It felt like I was in a fart. It felt like I was, it felt like I was osmosis Jones and Bill Murray's asshole. Man, I'd love to go inside of Bill Murray's asshole. Okay. He's from Charleston or he's not from Charleston,

but he lives in Charleston. And I feel like everyone I know has seen Bill Murray, except for me. Like everyone's seen bill murray isn't there's a what's the app that they use for college people to like it's like it's kind of like yik yak apparently they have a bunch of notifications whenever people see him they'll put it on yik yak be like bill murray's here oh man really i've only uh it's like charlesteston celebrities where I'm from. We got Stephen Colbert. You got Flava Flav. You got Bill Murray. Aziz Ansari.

Yeah, Aziz Ansari. He's not from Charleston, though. He's from South Carolina. Yeah. And he's, no, no, no. He's, I think he's from Charleston. Is he? Okay.

Yeah. And then there's Flava Flav is, you know, I think the biggest one. The liberal part of South Carolina. Dude, I shit myself yesterday to own the libs. What did you do? I had some nice sushi. Call me a soy boy. Yo, man, we're just a couple of soy boys.

Give me a high five. Dude, I love sushi. You can call me a soy boy anytime. Man, I'm a self-proclaimed soy boy, and none of you are going to take that away from me. Can't call me a soy boy making fun of me. I've already said it. I'm a soy boy.

In case you guys don't know, there's people that think that eating soy raises your estrogen levels, which makes you transgender or gay, and that's why it's happening. I'm a soy boy. You're a soy boy. We're all soy boys. I like soy sauce. Soy's amazing. It's like soy milk. I love soy milk. I've actually

recently, in the last year, I used to hate almond milk. I used to hate soy milk, but in the last year i used to hate almond milk i used to hate soy milk but in the last year i've had more of like a turnaround on it because the problem was i was always trying to see it as a milk replacement and i'm like it's just not any good it's like i want milk but i had this what changed was i started seeing it as don't think of it as a replacement for milk think of it as its own beverage. And then when I started thinking of it in that way, I was like, yeah, this is pretty good. It would kind of be like

having a Capri Sun and going throw me a Gatorade. I'm not gonna... Capri Suns are great, but they're not a Gatorade if I want a Gatorade. Exactly. So don't think of a Gatorade as a replacement for a Capri Sun. Think of it as a separate drink. So when I did that with soy milk and almond milk, all of a sudden Iade as a replacement for a Capri Sun. Think of it as a separate drink.

So when I did that with soy milk and almond milk, all of a sudden I liked them a lot more. And now I got to say, man, I might go buy some almond milk because it's put in some tea, even put in cereal. It's actually really good. Really? Yeah. Almond milk is, I don't get how they milk a dang almond, but it's pretty fucking good. You know what gets my jimmies in a twist in a good way? Yeah, what?

When you make the perfect peanut butter toast. You know what gets my jimmies in a twist in a good way? Yeah, what? When you make the perfect peanut butter toast. You get your toast in the toaster. It's not too charred, but it's still pretty hard. You get the peanut butter on there, then the peanut butter melts slightly on top of it because of the heat. I know what you're talking about. Like the lower layer of the peanut butter is just liquidy. Yeah. And it melts.

It like sinks into the bread a little bit. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. Toast is so fucking good. Put that on some like honey into the bread a little bit oh yeah oh man my toast is so fucking good put that on some like honey wheat bread dude you know what's even better get some peanut butter toast and then drizzle a little bit of honey on top i've never had that i need to have that dude it changes it completely i think i never had that before because our school lunches used to have this disgusting form of a quote-unquote peanut butter and jelly sandwich where it was just peanut butter

and honey i think they came in these plastic flimsy bags and it was it was white what you say the way you worded that you're like they came in these plastic i just imagine the lunch the lunch guy just like coming into a plastic bag here's your sandwich ryan this is disgusting but they they came in this like i don't know how else to describe it you know uh the bags you use to get produce like they're rarely weak yeah no they use those at my high school too they put the cookies in them yeah it's like that real crinkly plastic but it's the type of they called it peanut butter and jelly i guess it was some type of jam but it was really cheap and it's like they would have it when you

they didn't have the smuckers and everybody was like fuck it just tasted weird it had this odd flavor because it was just this mushy just sandwich of just honey and peanut butter and just white bread man that's nasty i didn't like it i thought it just tasted weird i watched a video on how american school lunches suck ass compared to most other country school lunches. Where they get these awesome cooked lunches. And then, I'm serious, man. What, no one else has the problem of going for a swig of milk and then chugging down several gallons of ice? Yep.

The milk would always be frozen. Or bad. The food was so fucking gross. And it was too expensive, too. Come on. Like America, get your school lunch system down. But they was just like, the food was so fucking gross and it was too expensive too. Come on. Like America, get your, get your school lunch system down. It's not that hard to make some food that's not too bad.

And don't be like, oh, the lunch ladies, they make this from the bottom of their heart. They don't give a shit. Lunch ladies are like, a lot of them were super nice. I was cool with a lot of them just because I worked with the newspaper staff and I got to just kind of talk with them and interview them. so i got to know them a little more than your average student but do you think they give a shit they care i think because odds are they might have kids that go to the school as well oh yeah that's a good point you know i mean like i'm sure that there are lunch ladies who but they shit. It's not homemade quality. They don't... It's this weird thing.

They care about the quality of food, but they don't care about how good the food is. You know what I mean? I'm doing my job. I'm going to make the food as the instructions tell me to prepare. It's like the food isn't good to begin with. If the food is edible, it's fine by them. It doesn't have to taste good. You know what I mean?

Yeah. I remember when I was in high school, they always like like they would shut down the lunch lines 20 minutes before lunch ended so i guess they could clean early and stuff yeah but the problem with that was some days i'd have to take like a quiz or a tester on lunch and i'd be starving i'd get to the lunchroom with 20 minutes left and they'd already shut down i'm like god damn it now i gotta i gotta wait until i get home to eat love those extra lunches you can have can have this regular lunch, or you can have this $5 Clucks Deluxe. Clucks Deluxe, man. Spicy Clucks Deluxe.

Dipping it in honey mustard? Yum as shit. That's all I'm saying. We just had Chick-fil-A sandwiches that were really flat, like they'd all been sat on in the car, and they were all really moist because the inside of the bag would collect, like, humidity from the heat of the sandwich. And then they would charge them, like, 50 cents more than you would get it at Chick-fil-A for. I wonder if I can still order Clucks Deluxe. I remember Clucks Deluxe.

Is that like a brand I can order? I feel like that's literally just for school lunches and food courts. It's like there's no actual Clucks Deluxe restaurant. I wish they had them in grocery stores. Good old Clucks Deluxe restaurant. I wish they had them in, like, grocery stores. Good old Clucks Deluxe. Yeah, look at this. It's, oh my God. What?

FC Clucks Deluxe breaded breast chunks without boxes, with boxes, beef burger, filet with grill marks, with bag. With grill marks. Filet with grill marks. No, you know, the grill marks, they're not actually real grill marks. They put them on. It's like, just don't do that. Just give me the food and make it good. I don't want fake charcoal grill marks on there.

That's nasty. Why do they do that? Because I remember in high school lunch getting the fucking patty, like a hamburger patty, and it was gray and disgusting and it had grill marks on it. I'm thinking, these aren't real. We know these aren't real. Why are you doing this? It's nasty.

Just thinking about school lunches. I think my favorite thing whenever they had it for a school lunch is they had a certain rice pilaf that was delicious and I loved it. I never had something like that. I was like... But it was probably the easy microwavable rice pilaf. Yeah. Looking back, it definitely was. I loved when they had the Thanksgiving

meals. There was like turkey, mashed potatoes, gravy. Did you ever get like those stale ass breadsticks? It was like wheat breadsticks. And they were like, you could hit it on someone's head and hurt them. Yes. But sometimes if you got a morm, they'd be soft.

Right. And they'd be really good. But that was a very rare occurrence. Super rare. Most of the time they'd be nasty. And it's like, this definitely fell on the ground. Like you'd hit it, then flakes of the bread would come off. Oh, man.

Because they were just like, essentially essentially they looked like miniature baguettes yeah just without the lumps all the way through it was just it was just one solid rounded stick of bread there were there were no you could tell human hands have never touched yes it's all machine but you knew it was going to be good when there was a slight tint of yellow because you know on the top of those breads they had like a little bit of herb like the tiniest bit of like herb or garlic and herb i guess like you knew it was going to be good if it was yellow on the top of those breads, they had like a little bit of herb, like the tiniest bit of like herb or garlic and herb, I guess. Like you knew it was going to be good if it was yellow on the top. Cause you're like, Ooh, those just got warmed up. Oh baby.

Oh man. School cafeteria pizza. That's the worst. Well, with those breadsticks, you usually just have to dip them in the spaghetti. Yeah. You just have to make do with it. You're like, I can get some ketchup, put it on that shit. Yeah.

I'm just kidding. I never, that's disgusting. I never did that. No, ketchup and bread. Is ketchup put on anything but burgers? Like, are they put on sandwiches? You don't put ketchup on anything. I know burgers are a type of sandwich,

but like, when you think of a turkey sandwich, do you think of ketchup? No. Ketchup really only goes with like, burgers, french fried potatoes, or any kind of potato,

and hot dogs. I can't think of anything else ketchup really goes with. Mustard goes with a lot more than ketchup. Mustard's delicious, man. That's the thing. I like mustard on other sandwiches. I do not like it on my burger. Really?

There's something about the taste of just getting more of the burger flavor that I like. That's fair. That's fair. I really do like, oh my God, corn dogs, man. With ketchup and mustard. Oh, what I loved, the school corn dogs. When you're done with it, they always had like that, the breaded crust on the stick. I'd always like, like a little chipmunk, try to bite all the like hard crust of the corn dog off of the stick that it came on.

You say this so like, like nostalgically, like, oh man, I just had to bite the crust off the stick. It is. Of course it's nostalgia. It's back when I was a child there's nothing else to know man you could still get that's that's how they are when you get them from the store out of the frozen section you could still you could still get those ones and have

that that's it that's the smell it's awful should I should I leave the room right now no it's like it like stays in this zone are Are you sure? Ryan, no, it doesn't. See what I mean? Yes, I see what you mean. That's an awful one.

Jesus Christ. Well, thanks everybody for tuning into the podcast. Hold on. I don't really want to end two podcasts in a row with a fart. That happened? Last one ended in a fart. Really? I was talking about a Marvel movie.

Oh, yeah. Hold on. Let me, just give me a second to come back. I'm an animal. I can't help it. It's everywhere, man. Deal with it. Be a man.

Give me a second. Couldn't even fucking, you couldn't even kill anyone if you wanted to. Pussy. You couldn't even kill someone, pussy. You gotta end it, Matt. You gotta end it Matt You gotta end it dude You gotta end it get in here and end it And then we can go Alright

Plug your nose up I'll plug my nose up Real quick what I wanna say I wanna say again A massive thank you to everybody who buys our merch because that's really helping us out. Buy that merch. Financially. Buy that merch.

Fuck that shit. I really just want to say thank you. $100 off here. Free shipping, y'all. I saw that there was a blunder, apparently, from the factory where there was OniPlays faces printed onto the front of Super Mega hoodies. But now those are super rare limited edition. Yeah, now you can sell them for shit on eBay. And from what I've heard is everyone who had those hoodies have been given a new hoodie free of charge that's corrected.

So enjoy your two hoodies. If you haven't, complain to Brandon. Lil' Brandon, complain to him, please. Or Shark Robot. Yeah, if you had an issue with your merch, you can send an email to Shark Robot. We are not Shark Robot, so if you complain to us, we can kind of get the message across, but it's better to at either Brandon or definitely Shark Robot. Because they are usually fast to respond and help and fix stuff

but hey some of you people now have a rare crossover Oni Plays Super Mega merchandise and that's pretty cool ain't it isn't that rad but seriously guys thank you for that thank you so much for supporting us in terms of buying merch and in terms of just listening to this podcast and watching our stuff

we say it a lot but the support you guys show and pour out really does mean a lot to us and we love all you guys um so we'll be back next week with episode 74 in fact there are only uh no i'm sorry not 74 we'll be back next week with episode 73 yeah um and guess what next week is going to be a special holiday edition of Super Mega Cast. Ding dong, ding dong. That doesn't mean we're getting ding dong on. People might be like, hey, we're going to have ding dong on.

Sorry, we're not having ding dong on next week. Like to have them on again real soon, though. We've been talking about that. So maybe early 2018, you'll see them on again. Ding dong hates Christians and Jewish people. He just refuses to come on anything holiday. He's so racist I've never seen someone so

misogynistic and racist as Ding Dong he just doesn't like many people it's weird like we went to his cave the other night like I could keep it together when you say that like you live in a dark dank cave Julian Julian come clean the cave

but real talk there's only two more episodes of Super Megacast left MarkDankCave. Julian. Julian. Come clean the cave. But real talk, there's only two more episodes of Super Megacast left in 2017. It has been a fantastic year for our channel, and we've really just loved all the experiences we've had. It's getting better and better, and we really enjoy it more and more every day. And 2018, we got some guests planned for the podcast maybe someone a little we definitely want to get um well dan avidan avidan yes uh him he he wants to come on so that's gonna come soon he's just a very busy guy you know some more ding dong julian why'd you use the quote fingers when you said busy i because i i don't know i just i didn't dan is a very busy man he did it again

did i really yeah busy dan's a very busy man. He did it again. Did I really? Yeah. Busy. Dan's a very busy man. I kept my hands down that time. Busy having sex, dude. Then you winked at me afterwards. No, I didn't. You're making things up now.

But yeah, guys, only two more episodes this year. And we're going to end on episode 74. But then we're going to be back in 2018 with episode 75. So thank you guys so much for listening. You can get our podcast on iTunes on Saturdays, on YouTube on Thursday, and we're currently trying to get it on Spotify. Waiting to hear back from them. So hopefully that will come soon. Not sure

though. It's a little tricky to get a podcast on Spotify. We're trying though. We're trying. If anyone has any connections at Spotify, please help us out. But thank you so much. And please send us pictures of your pets liquid shitting onto Jake Paul's merch. Have a good one. Bye.