supermegashow - EP 73 - Sippin' the Nog

Episode Date: December 26, 2017

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Starting point is 00:00:41 Just a little bit. Well, there's plenty up north. But I wish down here in Southern California where we are, it would be fantastic if we got just a few snowflakes here and there. But we don't. It just gets a bit nippy outside. You know, happy holidays to everyone. Absolutely. This is the special
Starting point is 00:00:57 holiday snowy mega edition of the Super Mega Cast, aka episode 73? 73. Okay, 73. You know what what ryan it actually it does snow in southern california it just snows ash from all the wildfires yes it's crazy really bad fires crazy fires everywhere i want to talk about something what is your give me your your your favorite christmas song and your least favorite christmas song. I have a lot of favorites because it's hard to just pick one. I do too, man.
Starting point is 00:01:28 I usually just pick Feliz Navidad because it always makes me feel happy. That is one of my favorites as well. That's a fun one. Frosty the Snowman's a good one. Jingle Bell Rock's a great one. Oh, yeah. Jingle Bell Rock is a really good one. I think that might, when I think of Christmas, I'm like, that is like a quintessential perfect all the way
Starting point is 00:01:46 through Christmas song. I agree with everything except one. I don't agree with Frosty the Snowman because that song has always made me anxious and I don't know why.
Starting point is 00:01:53 Frosty the Snowman. It gives me some weird kind of anxiety. I can't explain it. It just does. Well, I watched, I used to watch the animated movie
Starting point is 00:01:59 as a kid a lot during the Christmas season. Oh yeah, I love that one. I love Frosty, but I was scared as hell of Jack Frost. Er's his name what's his name Daddy Frost what are you talking about the snowman is a dad Daddy Frost what's it called dude it sounds like some like porno it was Jack Frost right it's just called Jack Frost was that the movie yeah yeah yeah where the dad becomes the snowman and it's like blow this whistle and I'll come back as a snowman
Starting point is 00:02:25 Yeah, exactly, and the kid blows the whistle And then the dad's like, I'm a snowman! I'm a snowman! Help! Help! I'm almost certain it was Jack Frost Then at the end it's like, I'm melting, I'm melting! I forgot how it ends, does he melt and die? I'm not telling you
Starting point is 00:02:37 Ryan, come on, just tell me, man No Damn it You gotta watch it yourself I think that there's two ways to classify Christmas songs You either turn it up when you hear it on the radio or turn it down. Like if you're driving, it's like, like if Christmas music playing, I'll either turn a song down or turn it up.
Starting point is 00:02:50 Yeah. And like if I name some Christmas songs, could you tell me if you would turn that up or turn it down? Well, I didn't give you my least favorite Christmas song. We might have the same one. Do you want to say the same time? Probably not. It's not the same one.
Starting point is 00:03:00 I know what yours is. Mine is Santa Baby. Oh, oh really because it just doesn't give me christmas thoughts it's just like that just sounds like it's from it's just that's just a woman just like i can put some cash let me tell you what it sounds like it sounds exactly like a scene in a movie where cartoons come to the real world and they go into this they go into like this casino bar area and then they see one of their cartoon friends in a real life casino bar singing a song. That's the vibe it gives me. It doesn't give me any type of Christmassy vibe.
Starting point is 00:03:32 The fuck does that mean? I love that. I totally get what you're talking about. I don't know how you came to that conclusion, but it makes total sense. That's the vibe. It gives me that specific feeling that it's so specific it is and I'm like how did you even get to that specific like conclusion it makes sense though it totally makes sense I tell you my I have a couple of least favorites
Starting point is 00:03:55 little drummer boy because every time that comes on oh that's a bad one that's how it goes that's how it goes it's just like so basic and dumb that's our cover of boy I hope you guys like it. But for real, like, one of my other, I heard it recently, and it's got to be one of my least favorite of all time, is Dominic the Donkey. I don't even know how that's a Christmas song. Dominic the Donkey. I hate it. It's so bad.
Starting point is 00:04:38 Is it about the donkey that helped Joseph and Mary get to the stables or whatever? It might be. I don't even know how it's a Christmas song. Huh. It's like, it's kind of in the same vein as I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. It's just a really annoying Christmas song. Okay.
Starting point is 00:04:53 Well, what's your, what's your, what is your, like, favorite Christmas song? It's gotta be, uh, it's gotta be Last Christmas by Wham. Last Christmas, I gave you my heart And the very next day You gave it away You know, actually, when I was a kid,
Starting point is 00:05:10 the line where it goes, This year to save me from tears. As a kid, I always thought it said, This year to Chevy Frontier. It sounds like that would be from a commercial you heard in the background during the holidays. And they used that song and said, Chevy Frontier.
Starting point is 00:05:23 This year to Chevy Frontier. I'll give it to someone special. You know, fuck, fuck people who advertise cars as like Christmas presents. It's like, you know, there's a bunch of things on a Christmas list, like a T-shirt or a tie. But nowhere on a list do I find a car as being like shit gotta get dad a car for christmas unless you're like a million how would i ever afford a car for someone as a christmas present even if i was like married for 10 years i'm like honey you ain't getting no car merry christmas pops i'm gonna get you like a like a nice phone charger that's like a 10 foot
Starting point is 00:06:00 cable i'm not getting you a car now like if i rich and an adult, I would buy my dad a car for Christmas. Yeah, if I had millions of dollars. I'd buy him a boat for Christmas. 100%. Oh, like, if I could, I would. But we don't have millions of dollars. I guess those commercials are targeted towards people that have that kind of money.
Starting point is 00:06:15 But seriously, Chevy, that is my idea. You cannot use that for a commercial. Seriously. And if I find out that you use that for a commercial, there's going to be legal hell to pay. Trust me. Yeah, we're going to getillips on your ass is that his name phillips is that the video game attorney ryan morrison him yeah video game attorney up against chevy it would be an at match for the century dude Yeah, I'm sure the video game attorney versus like a multi-billion dollar corporation that can afford the best lawyers.
Starting point is 00:06:48 Like a team of like 12 lawyers against the video game attorney. He's a nice guy though. I've spoken to him. He's a nice dude. He's a beautiful man. He's got beautiful breasts. Got a beautiful set of just large womanly breasts. Like C or?
Starting point is 00:07:02 Pushing D. Really? Pushing that D. But they're not like, they're not like they're not they don't seem fake they seem very real okay like very natural perky breasts mrs claus how do you picture her in your mind i picture is like an old white woman yeah just an old white bitch with like those circle glasses that are really circular glasses or maybe rectangular glasses yeah she has her hair up in a little bun she's got like she's got like curly white hair yeah and she got them big pancake titties too she has to man
Starting point is 00:07:30 she's large in my mind she's like well she's not large but she's like she's not thin either she's kind of like just like 60 year old woman who uh is a little overweight. That's how I see her. Yeah. Just like a large grandmother. Like a thick emoticon that does this. The little okay sign. Okay sign with the hand. Yeah, I could see that. Definitely. Man, Mrs. Claus is thick, you know?
Starting point is 00:07:56 She got those big, she has like big rosy cheeks like Santa Claus. Yeah. Like she's stuffing nuts in her cheeks like for the winter. Like a chipmunk. Yeah. She's loading up on those nuts in her cheeks.
Starting point is 00:08:06 And that's not a sexual joke, by the way. We're not making a sexual joke. We're just saying it'd be funny if Mrs. Claus literally just stuffed her cheeks full of nuts. Man, imagine if humans had the capability. You know how hamsters have like cheeks? Big old pockets. It goes like to their neck, behind their neck. It can go all the way to the end of their back.
Starting point is 00:08:22 I've seen it. It's unreal. Like you can pick up a hamster and it's like 50% food. It's like you can feel the food in there and shit. Yeah, it's gross. I had two Chinese dwarf hamsters and I used to feel their cheeks a lot. You can just give them food and they just keep taking it and keep taking it and keep taking it?
Starting point is 00:08:34 Yeah, but- That can kill them. Be careful. Believe it or not, Chinese dwarf hamsters also have a big set of nuts that they drag along the floor. Yeah, they do. I've seen them before. What I was saying was, imagine if humans had that
Starting point is 00:08:46 cheat capability. So it's like, man, you gonna finish that? It's like, nah, I'll eat it later. And you can just stick a whole half of it. Then you have this tumor-looking thing in your neck. Like, dude, I was just saying. It's half a club sandwich. Save it for later. And all of a sudden you just go
Starting point is 00:09:01 During a movie, you just It's a bit soggy. Like you've seen them when they pull it back out it's like Jesus Christ Man if humans could do that, that'd be the grossest shit. That's making me want to gag just thinking
Starting point is 00:09:18 about it. Yeah. Oh man I love hamsters man. I love hamsters so much. I think they're like the cutest little rodents. They're a pain to take care of they can't they smell so bad can't pull no sleigh though they definitely can't i don't know if you got enough of them maybe when you think of christmas what like what are your favorite christmas movies favorite christmas movies i love classics elf for sure i love elf okay um national lampoon's. Elf for sure. I love Elf. Okay. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Okay.
Starting point is 00:09:47 I really love A Christmas Story. Yes, A Christmas Story is wonderful. That's fantastic. It is one of the best Christmas movies. Oh, by far. That's like the classic Christmas. It's not the classic. It is one of the classic Christmas movies.
Starting point is 00:10:00 I know a lot of people say Die Hard, I think. Yeah, I don't get that one for some reason. Because it takes place in the holiday season. Oh, I thought you were making a bit. That's actually like people do. Yeah, like it's like, oh, my Christmas movies. How is that? Just because it takes place during the holidays? Yeah, just because it's like a Love Actually. I really like Love
Starting point is 00:10:15 Actually. It's not a Christmas movie. It just takes place during Christmas. Isn't that like one of those cheesy movies where like a dude stands outside with like signs and is like, I love you. Yeah, it does. The Christmas movies that I think about though moving on yeah um uh that i go back to and watch every year would be you know a christmas story yep uh eddie uh sorry um eddie murphy eddie murphy's a christmas story jim carrey's How the Grinch Stole Christmas. The live action Grinch movie. Tim Allen's The Santa Claus.
Starting point is 00:10:49 Wait, was that directed by Ron Howard? Not The Santa Claus, The Grinch. Yeah, that was directed by Ron Howard. Nice. There's a fourth one. Eight Crazy Nights. I'm kidding. God.
Starting point is 00:11:00 But those are the movies that I'm like, ah, Christmas. I have more. Oh, man, I gotta watch Charlie Brown every year. That's like a given. I've never enjoyed Charlie Brown as a cartoon. What? I've never enjoyed it. Oh, it's so classic, dude.
Starting point is 00:11:14 I always thought it was boring and stupid. I never liked it. Dude, he's such a depressive little fucker. I just watched the Christmas story and I got bored. No, sorry, I watched the Christmas Charlie Brown special. Christmas story is great. Like Charlie Brown, all the holiday specials are so close to my heart because I have watched them so much as a kid. So it's like when those come on, I have to watch it on TV.
Starting point is 00:11:35 It can't be on Netflix. I got to watch it on TV whenever it airs. I got to make cookies and watch it. It's like none of the kids' emotions match what they should be. It's like, ah, geez. It sounds like sarcastic emotion. Gee whiz. This Christmas is going to be the worst Christmas yet.
Starting point is 00:11:53 But it's from a different time. It's from, like, the 60s, I think. I have to say, I do like the style, and I like the music in Charlie Brown's Christmas. Oh, dude. I just don't like, I've never enjoyed Charlie Brown. I get that. I mean, he's, like, he like such a negative, pessimistic little dude. Like, he's just like, well, another Christmas come and gone.
Starting point is 00:12:10 I'm still battling with crippling depression. And Snoopy's like a little portion of it. He's kind of like, Snoopy's kind of like, like the prototype of Brian Griffin. Yeah. I remember I had a friend who was like uh i had a friend who like wasn't into pop culture growing up and he didn't you know he kind of just wasn't into any of that stuff and i remember we were friends on like nintendo wii's network and i remember one day he sent me a me and it was brian griffin and he named it snoopy and i was like oh he doesn't know
Starting point is 00:12:42 he's out of the loop of pop culture. I don't think he was allowed. I don't know. But like, oh, man, like it was so sweet. I don't even remember. I love Charlie Brown, dude. It's so good. Like, I totally get where you're coming from. But for me, it's the nostalgia thing.
Starting point is 00:12:58 I think if I watched it now, I'd be like, man, that sucked. But just because it's so nostalgic to me, I got to watch it. Yeah. I have no nostalgia for Charlie Brown. It's not something that I watched every year. That explains it then. My mom and my sister and my dad, we'd all like watch it as a family. And that was really nice.
Starting point is 00:13:12 So I think that's why. I have a nostalgia for the Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer movie. Oh, all those claymated ones I do. Yeah. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project
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Starting point is 00:14:40 Santa Claus is Coming to Town. That one. Yeah. Where he's like, he's just, he, he reminds me of a claymation version of Ewan McGregor. He just looks like Ewan McGregor as like a claymation person. Really? Yeah. Ewan McGregor? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:59 Okay. That's what he looks like. It's exactly how he looks and sounds. Just like a, a Ewan McGregor claymation person. No, it's kind of, because I know a lot of people enjoy, for example, like, The Nightmare Before Christmas as a Christmas movie. I didn't watch that until I was in high school, so I don't have that nostalgia for it. I don't either, but here's the debate, Ryan.
Starting point is 00:15:20 Is that a Christmas movie or a Halloween movie? It's both, I guess. That's weird. It's more Halloween aesthetic, but like with a Christmas background it can't be both people are like it's both I'm like I don't I don't that's so weird like how can it be they're two different holidays yeah I see it as a Halloween movie there's one more
Starting point is 00:15:37 Christmas movie that I forgot to that I was like whoa that I watched every that I still watch every year what home alone just the home alone one and two I'll watch every year I always forget that that's Just the Home Alone one and two. I'll watch every year. I always forget that that's a Christmas movie. It definitely is. That's one of those movies where it's kind of like a gray area where it's like it's a Christmas movie, but it also can just be a regular movie.
Starting point is 00:15:53 Yeah. If you just like want to watch it anytime during the rest of the year. But always focuses around like the winter holiday season. So yeah. Oh, yeah. Home Alone. Good old Home Alone. Home Alone one is great home alone two has
Starting point is 00:16:06 our president in it he's in it he he does have our president he is in it well it does have our president in it but it also has that scene where he he's an inflatable he has like an inflatable blow-up doll and he has it in the shower he's pretending that that's someone showering or something i can't remember actually how he makes it look but he's like get out of here you filthy animal and a happy new year and then the guy shoots the tommy gun and then like tim curry and the other staff are like oh he's actually shooting a gun get down wait tim curry's in it yeah are you serious i haven't seen that movie in so long i forgot nigel thornberry i forgot everything about um. And Pennywise the clown. Yeah dude. Also
Starting point is 00:16:47 he was in Rocky Horror Picture Show which I've never seen in my life. Yes he was wasn't he? I haven't seen that either. I got a question for you. Eggnog Ryan you like it? Never had it. What? I've never. How have you never had eggnog? I've never tried eggnog. Dude eggnog is. Is it just
Starting point is 00:17:03 milk? No. Is it like milky? Dude I'm gonna make eggnog is... Is it just milk? No. Is it like milky? Dude, I'm going to make you try it soon. Is it alcoholic milk? It can have alcohol in it. It's very sweet. It's very sweet. It can have alcohol, but...
Starting point is 00:17:14 Is it creamy like milk? It's very creamy. It's incredibly creamy. It's like... I don't know what it is. It has to do with like... It's like cream with like eggs and nutmeg and it's very sweet um it's very thick it's like really it's a really thick drink um whenever whenever i see it in pop culture it's
Starting point is 00:17:33 like people drink an eggnog and then they get a little tipsy they're like oh that's the adult version of eggnog it's i think my my aunt and uncle make homemade eggnog and they make it with like some kind of whiskey or something, and it's so good. It's incredible. They just whip it up from scratch. It takes three weeks to make. Damn. When I was there, I had some, and it was incredible.
Starting point is 00:17:54 I had it every night. It was awesome. Is any store eggnog good that you'd recommend? I think store eggnog's good. Do you have any brand that you'd recommend? I don't think there's a specific brand. Usually, eggnog's just store brand. Whatever store is carrying it has their own brand of eggnog like when you think of good milk you
Starting point is 00:18:07 think of horizon yeah i think of horizon at least horizon organic whole milk it's good i i think horizon dude if horizon makes eggnog i gotta get some of that they might make eggnog i don't know a lot of people don't like eggnog though so why if it's sweet and creamy it sounds like a good dessert kind of side. Honestly, I feel like some people don't like it simply because it has egg in the name. So that just kind of turns them off. They're like, eggnog. Like it doesn't sound, it's not a very appetizing name, eggnog.
Starting point is 00:18:35 But it's a very appetizing drink. I personally think so. I actually did not like it for a while until probably like four or five years ago when I really started to like it. And now I love it. It has a bit of like a, kind of like like a gooey like a little bit gooey texture and i think that might be why some people don't like it because i don't care about the texture i care about the taste taste is incredible man i feel like if you would take a sip of eggnog remember when you had your first pumpkin pie and then you were like you were just buying pumpkin pies left i bought a
Starting point is 00:19:00 pumpkin pie almost every day and you just went out and just like i was like jesus christ another one and you just come back from the store like i got another pumpkin pie no every day. Dude, you just went out and just like, I was like, Jesus Christ, another one? And you just come back from the store and like, I got another pumpkin pie. No, like before it's just like, oh, Ryan just buys a bunch of pumpkin pies. I was 21 at the time. 21? I didn't mean to say it like that. I was like thinking at the same time. But I was 21 at the time, I think.
Starting point is 00:19:21 Yeah. And I've never had pumpkin pie. And so Matt and Mark at the time, because yeah and i've never had pumpkin pie and so matt and mark at the time because we were living with mark they were like you gotta have pumpkin pie because it's amazing so i tried it and i was like oh my god this is delicious it's amazing like we put whipped cream on it had it with a side of milk and then then I would go out probably every two to three days to buy another pie. I'd come back and I'd be like, is this the same one? Or like, did you actually eat a whole nother pumpkin pie?
Starting point is 00:19:54 It was good. No, dude, I'm not. Dude, I am in no way shaming you for that. Because you can only really get them good one time of the year. Like imagine this. This was the scene at the time, okay? I'm not saying this to show off or whatever but the scene was i had a plate of pumpkin pie put some whipped cream on that remember that back porch we had with my dude that had the beautiful view of la at night beautiful
Starting point is 00:20:18 eating that at night while you're sitting in warm clothes i had, I had some too. It was amazing. And you just smoked a little bit. No. No. No. But it's pumpkin pie. I didn't get any last year. I missed it. Did you have any this year? I haven't had any this year. So you missed it twice.
Starting point is 00:20:39 Wait, I missed it? Why? I thought it was for Christmas. I mean, you can. The prime time, though, is like November. No. That is like pumpkin pie time. Okay. I mean, you can. The prime time, though, is like November. That is like pumpkin pie time. Okay. I mean, you could probably still go get it.
Starting point is 00:20:49 It goes really good with coffee. And it also goes, you could drink eggnog with pumpkin pie. That might be too much richness all in one thing, though. You think eggnog goes well with a chocolate cake? No. What? That's too much. Eggnog is really rich. You cannot drink a lot of eggnog because it's that's too much too much like eggnog is really rich like you
Starting point is 00:21:06 cannot drink a lot of eggnog because it's so sweet and so thick you know how like i love me some milk and chocolate cake yeah milk and chocolate cake beautiful combination in fact milk goes great with most like you know milk goes good with a pb and j you know anything like rich milk goes good with that you know every time my mom or uh grandma my grandma used to make all my cakes every time they'd ask what does ryan want for a cake it would always be chocolate on chocolate and then now recently i'm like that's just way too much chocolate all at once and as an adult i've grown to just like vanilla cake with chocolate icing that is always going to be my favorite oh my god yeah i agree with you and you know i'm cheesecake doesn't count as cake
Starting point is 00:21:45 like it's its own thing it's cheesecake it's not cake it's not cake it's cheese i have to i agree with you on that it is not cake it's its own fucking thing you're not like boston cream pie is not a pie and it's not really a cake it's kind of like its own thing yeah cheesecake is not a cake like like a turkey club isn't a big wooden instrument that you bash people over the skull with in early times? It's just what you call it. Coffee, like black coffee, goes really well with pumpkin pie. I'm still not a coffee man. You don't have to be a coffee man.
Starting point is 00:22:15 I do feel like one day you will be. I feel like one day there will come a point when your body will be like, maybe I need coffee, and you'll start drinking it, and then you'll become a coffee person. It's going to be fully when I quit cigarettes probably. Yeah. Replace it. And coffee will bring me back into cigarettes because someone's going to be like, dude, you have not had coffee and then a cigarette.
Starting point is 00:22:34 That is how I start my morning every morning. I ash it into my coffee. You ash it? Oh, man. I don't even smoke the cigarette. I just light it and I ash it and i mix it up in my coffee it's like a fucking wafer cracker bro you dip it like a little biscoff cookie you smoke it go dip it and take a bite then you light it up again oh god that makes me want to gag thinking about it
Starting point is 00:22:56 disgusting okay you know in my car i my ashtray this was back in south carolina it was a small bottle of diet pepsi one time i went and i took a swig and i'm like what's in my mouth and i look at it like i'm like i realized and i had and i had almost swallowed it and i'm like oh and i had to pull the car over because i thought i was just gonna be sick if i didn't know that cigarettes were in there i would have it would have been fine man that's fucking gross i'm just picking because like the the tobacco is loose in there and it's like all soggy and the paper is like oh oh lord that is so gross it was fucking disgusting man but i like black coffee with pumpkin pie because
Starting point is 00:23:38 well black coffee goes like amazing well it doesn't have to be black just coffee i like coffee black but you can mix it with like with like a pastry or like cake or pie or something sweet because it's like two clashing flavors. It's like super bitter and then super sweet and it makes the sweet stuff taste even sweeter because your mouth is like bitter and then you take a bite of something sweet and you get that like release of sweetness. I got people like red wine with their dessert. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:24:01 Even though they make dessert wine. And I'm like, does that mean the wine's a dessert or the wine pairs well with dessert? Because dessert wines are usually sweet and I don't think you would pair that with a sweet dessert. They usually want red wine, which is bitter, right? Yeah, I think red wine, I mean, I think dessert wine is probably dessert
Starting point is 00:24:17 wine, like it's wine served as dessert because I have had dessert wine and it's like so unbelievably sweet. It's like like the Dikaji that I like. Yeah. It like so unbelievably sweet. It's like. Like the Dikaji that I like. Yeah. It's like grape juice. It's like. It's really good.
Starting point is 00:24:28 Jesus. But that is dessert in a wine. Like I take a sip and my mouth hurts. That's how eggnog is if you have like. That's why you can't drink a lot of eggnog at once. Because it's just too rich. Like you wouldn't drink a Coca-Cola with chocolate cake, you know. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:40 Because that's too much like sweetness. That's why you wouldn't have eggnog with chocolate cake. Tell me this. This will probably. I'll let you know whether this means I like it or not, probably. Okay. Would an eggnog ice cream flavor taste good? Yeah, and they have that. In a cone.
Starting point is 00:24:54 Oh, okay. Yeah. Then why, of course. They have eggnog. They have eggnog milkshakes. That's pretty popular at some restaurants. I can't think of a creamy beverage I don't enjoy. Yeah, all right then. You would definitely like, dude, we should get you some eggnog. Yeah, okay's pretty popular i can't think of a creamy beverage i don't enjoy yeah all right then you're you would definitely like dude we should get you some eggnog yeah okay i
Starting point is 00:25:08 see you type in that comment stop that shit yeah yeah yeah oh right like semen stop it cancel it or if i caught you admit to it and post it here dumbass like like stop typing exactly where you were and then post that and then underneath put like ryan cotton yeah exactly so oh man that's yeah you got him dude you you are the roast master the joke police and you fucking nailed them they're dead dude nailed them on a cross got them nope you got them dead to rights well anyone can be nailed to a cross do you like fruitcake never had it because the stigma was always it's like solid as a brick and i don't like fruit so why would i want a bunch of fruit and bread like fruit i like apples and bananas but banana bread's good
Starting point is 00:25:50 but i don't want apples in my bread apple bread actually sounds pretty good oh see i don't like i think the texture of apples doesn't go well with pie so whenever i have apple pie i'm like oh this is weird i feel you on that actually because i don't like the crunch of like i don't like how it's soft and crunchy but if you have good apple pie then it's like yeah like if you like homemade if you mush in the apple to where it becomes part of the kind of like custard i guess that's good but i also like homemade apple pie even when it's kind of crunchy like if it's homemade it's oh it's good i already have a feeling though you would not like uh fruitcake i just know for a fact that if you have fruitcake you will not like it probably wouldn't like it like i could probably bet
Starting point is 00:26:27 five thousand dollars on the fact that you would not like fruitcake okay like i'm not gonna i'm not gonna bet you on it let me tell you what it is i don't know what's in the actual cake itself is it actually solid like when when it's a joke in movies it's like you throw it at something and it doesn't break i think like a bad a bad fruitcake is like one that's not a good quality they're they're pretty hard to begin with though but it's like uh are they fluffy or something no they're not they're like they're pretty they're pretty firm okay um but like basically it's got maraschino cherries you know those like cherries that like you put on top of like uh i don't like cherries like sundaes and stuff i hate those it's got those give me the
Starting point is 00:27:05 willies i hate them but not just red ones it's got green ones too like dyed green ones those are in it it's got nuts in it and it's got uh some other stuff i don't know what else is in it but that's what's in a fruitcake i actually enjoy fruitcake okay i'm not gonna lie i don't think fruitcake is bad people hate it most people hate it i i i didn't like it when i was a kid and then when i was in like seventh or eighth grade i had some more and i was like this ain't too bad so i actually do if i've offered fruitcake i will eat it i like it well my grandmother makes the anti-fruitcake it's rum cake rum cake never had rum so good what's rum cake it's just i don't know how to explain it here i want google to explain it for me google show me rum rum cake definition
Starting point is 00:27:51 so fucking good oh i'm looking at some rum cake right now a rum cake is a type of dessert cake which contains rum there you go matt what a definition man i did like i was seeing if it would help me explain the flavor because it's not just room but it's like it's it's really nice it has this like slight sting to it i don't know that's like that is rum like but it's it's i don't know how to explain i wish i could explain the taste that's like when you go in the dictionary to look up a definition of a word. I mean, it literally just like says the word and the definition. That didn't help me at all.
Starting point is 00:28:29 Well, just imagine like a cake and then imagine if there was some type of way you could make it not so soggy, but still moisten that cake a little bit with rum and then add sugar into that and other stuff. That sounds pretty good, man. It's really good. Dude, you get caught up. And a red velvet cake. I don't know. I've grown out and other stuff. That sounds pretty good, man. It's really good. Dude, you get in front of it. And a red velvet cake. I don't know. I've grown out of red velvet.
Starting point is 00:28:48 I have never liked red velvet. It's just chocolate. I liked it for a little bit. It's a little different than chocolate. How is it different? It can't be the same thing. It has a different flavor. I thought it was the same thing, just the red food coloring.
Starting point is 00:28:59 It says all used red food coloring. The reaction of acidic vinegar and buttermilk tends to better reveal the red blah blah blah in cocoa and keeps the cake moist, light, and fluffy. This natural tinting may have been the source for the name Red Velvet, as well as Devil's Food. Is there anything different between our... Because I was told that Red Velvet is literally just chocolate with red
Starting point is 00:29:18 food coloring. Sounds like a myth. Siri, is Red Velvet and chocolate cake the same thing? What kind of place are you looking for? I'm not looking for anywhere, Siri! Stop it! Siri, is red velvet and chocolate cake the same thing? I'm not looking for anywhere, Siri! Stop it! Oh well, tell us in the comments, guys. Let us know. Is it the same thing? Is it different? I don't know. First, chocolate cake and red velvet differ vastly in their respective amounts of cocoa powder.
Starting point is 00:29:44 The first contains more than the latter. The latter contains enough to deepen color. Pancake mix instead of flour? No. The acid component of red velvet in proportion to the baking soda don't tamper with it. I don't know what this guy's saying. He's getting all scientific about cakes and shit like some fucking nerd. All I know is they taste
Starting point is 00:30:00 a little different to me. They taste definitely different. Well, I have never liked red velvet. Well, do you like chocolate cake? I love chocolate cake. Then why wouldn't you like red velvet if your theory is correct? I don't know. It's just not appealing to me. I don't know if it's the color or what.
Starting point is 00:30:12 I just don't like it. If your theory is correct, it should taste exactly the same. Yeah, but I just don't like it. I think it's the red coloring. It turns me off. It's like a weird burgundy color. I think the icing on red velvet is usually what brings out the flavoring. I think chocolate on red velvet would
Starting point is 00:30:28 probably be good, but it's like, that just looks weird. It's like chocolate and then red. It just makes me think of blood, I guess. In the comments section, debate, whatever. Just do it. Just fucking do it or something. Do you ever get a day after Christmas depression?
Starting point is 00:30:45 Yeah, because I'm like, because then it's just you're waiting for the next year to start. Yeah, but it's just like all the festivities are over. Well, now it's that like one. There's that one week where it's like the week from Christmas until New Year's, where it's just you're kind of just waiting like the most uneventful week of the year. There's just nothing there. It's just luckily, I think most uneventful week of the year. There's just nothing there. It's just, you know. Luckily, I think I'm going to be visiting one of my friends back in South Carolina and spending probably like three to four days with them.
Starting point is 00:31:11 Nice. So a good high school friend of mine. Cool, cool. So I think that'll be pretty busy. But I think once I get back and I'm here alone without anybody. Nice, you'll have Lego, right? Yeah, I will. You'll have your big stinking pooch.
Starting point is 00:31:24 I will have my big stinking pooch. But then I think that's really when it kicks in because it's a new year. Supermega will be on a momentary, I guess, break. A little bit of a hiatus. Yeah. Just so you guys know. I mean, we'll talk about it more in the next podcast because the next podcast is the last one of the year. So we'll wrap some things up.
Starting point is 00:31:41 But like we did last year, we're just just gonna take a little shorter than last year but we're gonna take a 10-day break where we're just from the 1st of january until i think we come back on the 11th um and we'll be back with podcast episode 75 we'll return with a podcast um so we're gonna take a little break during that time just a heads up now so you can plan accordingly if you plan your life around super mega uploads yeah oh man i forgot it's already in the middle of the week i'm actually very proud of this snowy mega season yeah like because we already we've recorded everything that we need to almost and uh i hope you all are enjoying it because uh i really like it yeah i liked uh recording it. We had a lot of fun recording just like all the stuff for Snowy Mega.
Starting point is 00:32:27 I had a really good time. A lot of fun recording. Bring that Taco Bell Mountain Dew. This Baja Blast. It's not bullshit, Ryan. It's good soda. Let me taste some of that.
Starting point is 00:32:43 Taste it, man. That's Baja Blast. Ryan's tasting his first sip of Baja Blast. It tastes like... It tastes like it's a melted icy. Yeah, it totally does. Like, it feels like this flavor goes more in line with an icy than a beverage. And that's why
Starting point is 00:33:01 they have the icy at Taco Bell. I don't like the icy though i like just the drink i've had so much baja blast in my life it's not even funny like i've had an unfathomable amount of baja blast like too much where i probably have terrible cavities just because when i was in high school i drank so much baja blast it's my insides are probably all mush because of how much mountain dew i've had really Really? Yeah. Damn. I've had quite a lot. You should do that. You're dissolving your insides. And you need those insides to work that long body of yours.
Starting point is 00:33:30 It's a long body, I do have to say. Yeah. I wonder, like, what my wingspan is. Not wingspan. I wonder what, like, if I stretch my arms. That's a wingspan. I don't have wings, though! Doesn't matter. In my past life, I did. And sometimes I can still feel the phantom pains in them. Ow Ow you're sitting on
Starting point is 00:33:46 my wings. Phantom pain. That's what the phantom pain is about. He's a furry. It's about big boss coming to terms with his phantom wings. Oh man like is this
Starting point is 00:34:01 not as long as my body? No of course not. Okay Ryan I'm going to stand not. How long is, okay, Ryan, I'm gonna stand up. How long is my, my span of my, from finger to finger? Probably from your shoulder to the ground. My shoulder to the, damn. My, my, I don't know, that's, you got a pretty large span. Damn, I want to measure myself now. I would be afraid if I were attacked by you.
Starting point is 00:34:22 Why? Because you're a towering, just... But I'm so thin. Yeah, but that makes you more scary. Does that, in a fight, is that intimidating? You know how, like, when a spider latches onto, like, a finger and it just... Like, that's how I feel like you'd latch onto someone. Just, like, use your legs and arms and latch onto them and start pounding on them and crawl around their body.
Starting point is 00:34:42 Like, slithering and spiraling around them? Yeah. Because I always saw myself as if I got into a fight, I would never be intimidating because I'm so thin. I'm so skinny. It's like, oh, of course I could take this guy on. She's got those limbs. It's like, I don't know where the touch will be coming from. You don't know where the limbs are going to go, man.
Starting point is 00:35:02 One second they're here, another second they're two miles behind you can use those things to run i bet dude you should you've never seen me run i've never seen you run you should dude see these legaments look at those when i when i need to run yeah i can i could take these okay these scrangly little things and just like i can i could i i do say I can run very fast. Someone needs to take motion of you and add those insect sound effects from the Discovery Channel onto them. Like the spider legs and the ants and shit. Like when you're eating, make it like when an ant's eating a caterpillar. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:35:41 Actually, I haven't had the opportunity to run fast in a really long time. Because A, I haven't needed to. B, I haven't had the opportunity to, like, run fast in a really long time. Because, A, I haven't needed to. B, I haven't had the open space to do it. And, C, every time I run fast, I'm scared I'm going to hurt myself. Because I'm like, my legs are going to snap. I'm going to fall and, like, break my jaw. Or I'm just going to pull a muscle because I'm running so fast. Dude, you were born to live in Africa.
Starting point is 00:36:01 Just, like, on the, in the great. Just be in the savannah. The savannah, like, chase my prey. Exactly. I see a gazelle and Irica just like on the end the great in the savannah the savannah like chase my prey i see a gazelle and i'm just like you latch on to it punching it i leap and just like you know those limbs wrap around suck out all of its insides just love to see a natural geographic thing of you know you've seen like crocodiles and hippopotamuses fight i want to see matt and a crocodile going head to toe toe to toe going head to head to toe head to
Starting point is 00:36:32 toe i'm just sucking on his toes would that confuse him in a fight the crocodile was like damn no i don't think no one's ever done that shit before whoa dude do you think you think animals have like did you think animals have fetishes? Like kinks and shit? Yeah Sure a lot of monkeys have like voyeur Really? Cause they like watching each other like oh damn
Starting point is 00:36:55 Do you think monkeys have like foot fetishes and shit? I don't know Like it's gotta be possible There's videos of monkeys giving each other blowjobs and shit Dude if you dig deep enough, yeah, there are. So, you know, you can find anything. Monkeys gotta have crazy... Dude, imagine, like, a huge orangutan with a foot fetish.
Starting point is 00:37:14 And, like, you're going on a safari and you come across, like... He has, like, good grip. Yeah, dude. And he's, like, he's... Like, you see, like, an orangutan sucking another one's toes and you're just like, Oh, damn. Do they do that like how did okay how does a monkey sound when it's having sex oh they just most of the time they're silent when you when
Starting point is 00:37:34 you watch videos they're just i'm just it's not like you've watched videos i have i'm not even gonna deny it i'm not i've not. I've seen monkeys having sex. I've seen my fair share of monkeys sex. I've seen turtles having sex. They go, ah. See, okay, so if turtles make sounds, why don't monkeys make sounds? Because humans make sounds, of course. Cats make a lot of sounds.
Starting point is 00:37:59 Cats are like, ah. I could imagine monkeys just be like, just. I just picture just Fuck yeah Oh fuck my monkey pussy Did that monkey just say fuck yeah It's just like Don't see it Guys look up
Starting point is 00:38:21 Everyone looks and it's like It's just like Everyone looks away and it's like, Oh, fuck. God, take this dick. And the female's like, I enjoyed this tight monkey pussy. This dude's like,
Starting point is 00:38:33 What the fuck? Guys, look! They look and it's just like... Yeah. But, dude, that doesn't make sense because if there were two monkeys fucking, you know everyone would be watching. They wouldn't be looking away.
Starting point is 00:38:43 Dude, if I was at the zoo and I saw two monkeys fucking i'd be like i'm watching this all the way until completion you've have you've seen a video of monkeys fucking they'll they'll they do some shit dude you know i know i've seen i've seen monkeys uh like jerking off and stuff and like playing with feces but i actually have never seen a video of monkeys having sex really i just like i'm just coming to that realization that's something where like i thought that i would have but now that i'm thinking back i have never seen monkeys having sex i'll send uh send matt some gifts monkey fuck it please don't do that it's like it's like the say merry christmas matt the day's leading up to christmas he's fucking like that's all it's gonna be in your
Starting point is 00:39:19 like i want to check my ads and be like oh let's see let's see like how twitter is leading up to christmas it's gonna be monkeys fuck It's going to be monkeys fucking. It's just going to be Merry Christmas, Matt, with a gif of monkeys fucking. Man, speaking of monkeys fucking, I hope all you fellas out there have been going strong on Destroy Dick December. For those of you who don't know what that is. Is that masturbating every day? Yeah, but it's the opposite of No Nut November. That's where on December 1st, you got to jerk off one time.
Starting point is 00:39:42 On the 2nd, you got to jerk off twice. Destroy Dick December. On December 31st, you jerk off 31 times in one day. And the way that works, sorry, that's my alarm to empty my cat's litter box. The way that works is by the end of December, you will have nutted 496 times. Or alternatively, for weak soldiers, it may be wise to nut 16 times each of these 31 days, which still equals 496, but you're not technically completing the challenge. Okay.
Starting point is 00:40:08 I've been going strong on it. It's currently December 10th. How many, how many jack offs you got down today? 10 because it's December 10th. Okay. I finished them quick in the morning. Yeah, dude. Before I get up, I just bam, bam, bam, bam.
Starting point is 00:40:21 Just pump them out, man. Yeah. That's a joke, by the way, guys. I'm not doing destroyed. I don't think anyone's doing Destroyed Dick December. I hope there's one guy that thinks he's a part of this wonderful community. Like, it's the only community he feels welcomed in. He's like, finally something I'm good at.
Starting point is 00:40:35 This one poor soul is just really just, he's going to have to go to a doctor's office because they're going to have to get his dick off because it's going to be black and swollen. It's like bruised and like falling off. Sir, what did you do to your dick? He's battling like the worst depression of his life because of how many times he comes. get his dick off because it could be black and swollen bruised and like falling off sir what did you do to your dick he's battling like the worst depression of his life because how many times he comes but he's in there he's proud he's just like with his head up in the air just i i did him proud the doctor's like what the fuck did you do to your penis and he's like uh it's called destroy dick december and he's like flexing his muscles a little bit
Starting point is 00:41:02 why don't you read a book it's like we're gonna have to amputate your cock uh excuse me doc have you ever heard of destroyed dick december yeah i didn't think so it's only for us enlightened folk man dude like honestly real talk if you did destroy dick december what day could you get to i honestly don't think i'd be able to make it past four. I'm going to say I could make it to seven. Damn. I'm confident I could make it to seven. That's crazy, dude. If I tried my hardest.
Starting point is 00:41:30 That's admirable. I feel like I could make it to seven. Guys, in the comments, let us know what day you can make it to. Or. Don't. Don't do that. Okay, don't do that. All I'm saying is this comes out like December 20-something.
Starting point is 00:41:44 If you're going strong guys stop that's like a health hazard thank you Matt thank you oh god he's listening he's like cause I'm doing it so much I have to do it right now to stay on schedule he's just like drinking a coffee in the morning just he's it's no longer just like a really like kind of aggressive
Starting point is 00:42:00 act or anything he's just like ah you go super mega boys yes yes yes daddy lies i honestly think by day 20 you gotta just have these aggressive just like i gotta i just want to get it done you gotta learn like you're you go on craigslist and it's like i need someone to come to my house and i'm gonna be strapped to a bed and you're gonna have to you're gonna have to squeeze my udders and milk me dry that's not destroy dick cause destroy dick is jerking off
Starting point is 00:42:28 if someone else is doing it that's just having sexual deviancy you have to do it yourself it's by your own hand I could imagine a montage of this to the saw theme music that's 4 times shy of
Starting point is 00:42:44 500 times in one month. If someone really wanted to go the extra mile, they could say, I jerked off 500 times. I think it's physically impossible to actually complete Destroy Dick December. You cannot jerk off 31 times in one day. No. Especially if you've been draining the lagoon all throughout the month. Dude, there is no way. Yeah, if you've been draining the swamp all month, there no way you can do that man i'm serious i wonder what the world record
Starting point is 00:43:08 for someone that jerked off the most in one day and not not for trying to complete like a challenge like someone that literally is just addicted to jerking off and they just jerk off non-stop all day there's people out there that i'm sure they just jerk off and look at porn like 10 11 hours a day like their entire waking existence looking at porn and jerking off yeah like extreme porn addicts no i just remembered i watched an mtv special it was a true life and it was like i'm addicted to porn and this guy was like i watched seven to eight hours of porn a day and i was like holy shit just watch it or does he do anything well sometimes he was like most of the day he just watches it like he doesn't jerk our speakers on and everyone just has to walk around
Starting point is 00:43:40 the house like uh it's an addiction just like just like alcohol and he went out to lunch with his like sister and his dad and was talking to him about it. Did he pull it up on his phone and he's like, wow. Just watching it at lunch. I'm sure there's people out there that watch it when they're out with family. That's a little weird. Watch it when you're out with family. Hey, but I ain't judging.
Starting point is 00:43:57 As long as you're doing Destroy Dick December. Represent, homie. Guys, please. Don't do that. You will die. It's a health hazard. I'm not sure you'll will you will die it's a health hazard i'm not sure you'll die but it's definitely a health hazard i imagine that would cause you some extreme depression because the the whole dopamine thing that would really upset stomach tired that's the theme song right depression severe depression pepto-bismol helps many things including upset stomach diarrhea and depression severe depression severe depression so dude a pepto-Bismol helps many things, including upset stomach, diarrhea, and depression. Severe depression.
Starting point is 00:44:25 Severe depression. Dude, a Pepto-Bismol could cure depression. Like, if you were depressed, you could just take some Pepto-Bismol. Fuck, that'd be awesome. Imagine that. You'd just feel good all the time. No more to... Actually, I'm pretty sure there is something that does that, and it's just an illegal drug.
Starting point is 00:44:38 Cocaine? Yeah, cocaine would probably do that. But that would probably... I wasn't thinking any specific drug, but that would definitely, definitely do here at super mega we just want to say do drugs don't though right unless they're what are you uncool unless they're cool yeah they they got to be cool drugs yeah don't do any uncool drugs do cool drugs you know what drugs aren't cool what see i can't think of any yeah exactly that's why you guys should all do drugs seriously I feel like just legally we have to say
Starting point is 00:45:09 don't do drugs we're fucking joking drugs are bad don't do them and if you want to take whatever we said out of context can you please include this part please keep this part in the context don't just cut out the part where we say do drugs cause that's not true.
Starting point is 00:45:25 There is more to the story. There's more that is not being listened to. If you only cut out, please do drugs. Please do drugs is not something we want to be associated with unless they're cool. That's our new catchphrase. In 2016, it was yes, yes, yes, daddy lies. Now, in 2018, please do drugs that's it that's the new super mega please do drugs i'm actually afraid that they're just gonna force it i don't know
Starting point is 00:45:55 if you force it if you force something like that does it does it work i feel like if you force something like that you're just it would you would just you'd probably be doing some bad because then what if what if they're uh impressionable people yeah and then they see everyone saying please do drugs they're like hey this whole fan base thinks it's cool i'm gonna do drugs and when they do drugs and they get themselves into a world of pain and addiction and that's not a world you want to enter trust me trust me that made it sound like i know i don't know but what i'm saying is don't do it i'm not addicted to drugs I promise
Starting point is 00:46:26 okay so are there any more Christmas topics you'd like to discuss or talk about like how Harry Potter is also known as some Christmas movies people think of the first Harry Potter film
Starting point is 00:46:43 it feels very christmasy it's christopher columbus so it has that whimsical vibe what do you mean christopher columbus chris columbus he directed he directed the first harry potter is his name really christopher columbus yeah why did his parents name him that chris columbus is does he go by chris because he's upset about christopher hold on oh man yeah no i. No, I'd be upset at my parents. I'd be like, why'd you name me Christopher Columbus? Sorcerer's Stone. Like, of all the names, you could have named me Nick Columbus.
Starting point is 00:47:12 Chris Columbus. Like, Daniel Columbus. Like, Christopher Columbus. Dude, I bet he got bullied so much in school for that. What's your name? I'd be like, what's your last name? Columbus. What's your first name, Chris?
Starting point is 00:47:25 Yeah, it actually is oh all right you know like the mass murder and rapist and enslaver that's my name you know chris columbus oh he directed the chamber of secrets too damn you know what else he directed the enslavement of an entire native race of people. What? He directed Pixels. Really? Yeah. He directed Pixels. Christopher Columbus directed Pixels. That's a real legitimate valid fact. Just that by itself.
Starting point is 00:47:53 Christopher Columbus directed Pixels. Oh, he's directed a bunch of bad stuff. Really? What's he directed? That's bad. I mean, the thing is, he's known as the Home Alone guy. He directed Home Alone.
Starting point is 00:48:04 Home Alone 1 and 2. Okay. But I'm looking at like, he's known as the Home Alone guy. He directed Home Alone. Home Alone 1 and 2. Okay. But I'm looking at like, he also, okay, he also did Miss Doubtfire. I would have never guessed that. He also did Bicentennial Man with Robin Williams. How did he fall to do Pixels? He's got Harry Potter, Home Alone. You're going to understand.
Starting point is 00:48:19 After Harry Potter, he directed Rent. Then he directed I Love You, Beth Cooper. Man, I haven't heard that movie title in like seven years then he directed percy jackson and the olympians the lightning thief that really is just like a slow climb down a ladder and then he then he directed pixels and he has five upcoming projects and one is hello ghost another one is home front another one is house of secrets melody and then The Secret Lives of Road Cruise. So it looks like he's... Homefront?
Starting point is 00:48:49 Well, Home Spacefront. Oh. Unfortunately. I thought they were like, are they making a movie based on the video game? I'm surprised we haven't seen a North Korea versus US war movie because... There is. Red Dawn. Red Dawn.
Starting point is 00:49:03 Well, I know Red red dawn but that's i don't think that was sparked by um it doesn't feel like it was was it sparked by the current political climate i think it was because it was it was big then when it happened because the original movie was about china or russia i don't remember i think it was r. I think it was Russia. And then when they re-amped the one with Josh Peck, they made it North Korea. Yeah, with Josh Peck and Thor and Negan. I've only seen part of that movie
Starting point is 00:49:33 and I've only seen the part when North Korea invades. It was a fun scene. I do have to say it was fun. Were you seeing all like they're just dropping down in parachutes going because that's definitely how a modern invasion would happen. They'd be able to get to the mainland and then jump down in parachutes. Well, we can't shoot them. It's against the rules.
Starting point is 00:49:50 Oh, that's true. That's probably why they took advantage of it. Yeah. They're like, oh, we're rule breakers. Just wait until the moment they hit the ground. But I don't know, just a movie that's a little more serious about it. Well, actually, Steve Carell was directing and starring in a north korean movie like i think a serious drama and uh they scrapped it because it was during remember when the interview thing
Starting point is 00:50:11 happened and sony was like uh yep uh they scrapped the steve carell north korea movie because they were scared which i think is a very stupid decision because it's like you can't i don't think just my opinion i don't think you should show uh you should like follow their rules when it's just empty threats well if you're gonna a movie if you're gonna release the interview you release something that also takes the subject matter i guess seriously if that was the steve carell yeah version like you know one thing is kind of like a big old fart joke at kim jong-un and then another one is something else so i feel like they got the offensive one out of the way so then that would be okay nothing
Starting point is 00:50:49 happened so yeah they didn't they didn't get any bombs yet dude what if they go to war with us and literally like the only justification is like oh we're still pissed about that james franco movie they they want to get san diego or san franc Francisco probably because of the military bases we have there. But Seth Rogen's in Los Angeles, so that might be the bigger target. That's going to sway Kim to like, sir, we have perfect plans to hit San Francisco and San Diego at the same time. And he's like, where's Seth Rogen? Los Angeles. Los Angeles!
Starting point is 00:51:24 Send both of the missiles to Los Angeles! And that's why he does it. And then you and I die because of that. So thank Seth Rogen! I cannot wait until they make, like, a decade, two decades from now, until they make, like, an incredible miniseries or movie based on Donald Trump. Then it includes North Korea and all the current like political shit like that's gonna be good that's gonna be a good ass movie
Starting point is 00:51:48 it's gonna be great that's gonna be I hope that whoever directs it knows what they're doing and they cast it well and it has good editing and they do a good job because that has potentially become my favorite movie I have no I just don't think you can have a straightforward serious tone and cast someone to be
Starting point is 00:52:03 Donald Trump because he's so because it looks so goofy it does it does it would like it would be almost impossible to make a serious movie with him in it because he's such such a goofy character i'm just gonna say i don't i know a lot of people are gonna take this the wrong way i don't give a shit but he's a larger than life character yeah like i think of him like a Tommy Wiseau type of person, someone who's in over their head type of thing. Absolutely. He just doesn't get it.
Starting point is 00:52:32 Like they do in a general sense, but overarching they, it's just, yeah, it's just this larger than life person who's, who kind of lives in their own little world. I think that, I think that someone could,
Starting point is 00:52:49 like they cannot portray him while he's still alive because he's so fresh in everyone's mind that if you see someone acting as him, it's like, it feels so fake. But, you know, like, years after he's dead and people have forgot, not forgotten, but people are more, like, away from that by now, a representation of him will be more realistic. Because, like, think about, like, right now. They made that Barack Obama and Michelle Obama movie. And it seemed kind of goofy because he's still such a big figure in the world. So everyone knows what he looks like. And then when you see someone acting as him, it just feels so fake. But when someone acts as someone that's died many years ago, it feels way more real because you don't see their face all the time.
Starting point is 00:53:19 They're not still alive. It doesn't feel like someone acting as them. You can believe that it's them more in the movie. So I feel like the big movies are going to have to happen after he dies okay does that make sense yeah because i can also see in a uh in another way that you know when the social network trailer came out i even though it was david fincher i was like, that's goofy. That's stupid. A movie about Facebook? Are you kidding me? I remember. Then it turned out to be a really fucking great movie.
Starting point is 00:53:49 That movie kicks ass. Even though it's loosely based on the plot. But still, it's a good, well put together film. And so maybe I would think a movie with Donald Trump would be goofy unintentionally like I would the Facebook, but if they get the right person, I think it could be done. It's gotta be the right person to be done. The biggest thing is who plays Donald Trump.
Starting point is 00:54:10 I just think it would be hard for the actor to not do a caricature of Donald Trump and try to do a legitimate Donald Trump. I think if you do a caricature, if they make a movie about the whole Donald Trump thing and it's like this black comedy, I don't, I i i would not i would not like that as much as if they took the subject matter super seriously and gave like oh i would want it to be like 100 serious like political thriller drama like like holy shit that happened yeah damn dude they're gonna be making donald trump movies long after we die they made one with johnny depp as donald trump it was like a 45 minute thing or 30 minute what when it was like on netflix it was the the movie of the art of the deal that was johnny depp yeah college humor made that didn't they yeah i never saw that i didn't know johnny
Starting point is 00:54:56 depp was in that yeah he puts on like a rubber face and shit i had no idea that was Johnny Depp. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. But anyway, guys, thank you so much for listening to this episode of Super Mega Cast. This was episode 73. Special snowy mega. Yeah. We talked about a good bit of Christmas stuff. We certainly did. We talked a lot about desserts, too. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:21 A lot of good, tasty desserts. But what we want to say to you guys is thank you so much for supporting us up to this point. And we both, from the bottom of our hearts... You okay? Nurse! Nurse! Merry Christmas. Happy Hanukkah.
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