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Ho, ho, ho.
It's a special snowy Christmas edition of the Super Mega Podcast.
It's Snowy Mega 2017.
Imagine how beautiful California would be if there was just a light glaze of snow.
Just a little bit.
Well, there's plenty up north.
But I wish down here in Southern California where we are, it would be fantastic if we got just a few
snowflakes here and there. But we don't.
It just gets a bit nippy outside.
You know,
happy holidays to everyone. Absolutely.
This is the special
holiday snowy mega edition
of the Super Mega Cast,
aka episode 73?
73. Okay, 73. You know what what ryan it actually it does snow in
southern california it just snows ash from all the wildfires yes it's crazy really bad fires
crazy fires everywhere i want to talk about something what is your give me your your your
favorite christmas song and your least favorite christmas song. I have a lot of favorites because it's hard to just pick one.
I do too, man.
I usually just pick Feliz Navidad because it always makes me feel happy.
That is one of my favorites as well.
That's a fun one.
Frosty the Snowman's a good one.
Jingle Bell Rock's a great one.
Oh, yeah.
Jingle Bell Rock is a really good one.
I think that might, when I think of Christmas, I'm like, that is like a quintessential perfect all the way
through Christmas song.
I agree with everything
except one.
I don't agree with
Frosty the Snowman
because that song
has always made me anxious
and I don't know why.
Frosty the Snowman.
It gives me some weird
kind of anxiety.
I can't explain it.
It just does.
Well, I watched,
I used to watch
the animated movie
as a kid a lot
during the Christmas season.
Oh yeah, I love that one.
I love Frosty,
but I was scared as hell of Jack Frost. Er's his name what's his name Daddy Frost what are you
talking about the snowman is a dad Daddy Frost what's it called dude it sounds like some like
porno it was Jack Frost right it's just called Jack Frost was that the movie yeah yeah yeah
where the dad becomes the snowman and it's like blow this whistle and I'll come back as a snowman
Yeah, exactly, and the kid blows the whistle
And then the dad's like, I'm a snowman!
I'm a snowman!
Help! Help!
I'm almost certain it was Jack Frost
Then at the end it's like, I'm melting, I'm melting!
I forgot how it ends, does he melt and die?
I'm not telling you
Ryan, come on, just tell me, man
No
Damn it
You gotta watch it yourself
I think that there's two ways to classify Christmas songs
You either turn it up when you hear it on the radio or turn it down.
Like if you're driving, it's like, like if Christmas music playing, I'll either turn
a song down or turn it up.
Yeah.
And like if I name some Christmas songs, could you tell me if you would turn that up or turn
it down?
Well, I didn't give you my least favorite Christmas song.
We might have the same one.
Do you want to say the same time?
Probably not.
It's not the same one.
I know what yours is.
Mine is Santa Baby. Oh, oh really because it just doesn't give
me christmas thoughts it's just like that just sounds like it's from it's just that's just a
woman just like i can put some cash let me tell you what it sounds like it sounds exactly like
a scene in a movie where cartoons come to the real world and they go into this they go into
like this casino bar area and then they see one of their cartoon friends in a real life casino bar singing a song.
That's the vibe it gives me.
It doesn't give me any type of Christmassy vibe.
The fuck does that mean?
I love that.
I totally get what you're talking about.
I don't know how you came to that conclusion, but it makes total sense.
That's the vibe.
It gives me that specific feeling that
it's so specific it is and I'm like how did you even get to that specific like conclusion
it makes sense though it totally makes sense I tell you my I have a couple of least favorites
little drummer boy because every time that comes on oh that's a bad one that's how it goes that's how it goes
it's just like so basic and dumb
that's our cover of boy I hope you guys like it.
But for real, like, one of my other, I heard it recently, and it's got to be one of my least favorite of all time, is Dominic the Donkey.
I don't even know how that's a Christmas song.
Dominic the Donkey.
I hate it.
It's so bad.
Is it about the donkey that helped Joseph and Mary get to the stables or whatever?
It might be.
I don't even know how it's a Christmas song.
Huh.
It's like, it's kind of in the same vein
as I want a hippopotamus for Christmas.
It's just a really annoying Christmas song.
Okay.
Well, what's your, what's your,
what is your, like, favorite Christmas song?
It's gotta be, uh,
it's gotta be Last Christmas by Wham.
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
And the very next day
You gave it away
You know, actually, when I was a kid,
the line where it goes,
This year to save me from tears.
As a kid, I always thought it said,
This year to Chevy Frontier.
It sounds like that would be from a commercial
you heard in the background during the holidays.
And they used that song and said,
Chevy Frontier.
This year to Chevy Frontier.
I'll give it to someone special.
You know, fuck, fuck people who advertise cars as like Christmas presents.
It's like, you know, there's a bunch of things on a Christmas list, like a T-shirt or a tie.
But nowhere on a list do I find a car as being like shit gotta get dad a car for christmas
unless you're like a million how would i ever afford a car for someone as a christmas present
even if i was like married for 10 years i'm like honey you ain't getting no car
merry christmas pops i'm gonna get you like a like a nice phone charger that's like a 10 foot
cable i'm not getting you a car now like if i rich and an adult, I would buy my dad a car for Christmas.
Yeah, if I had millions of dollars.
I'd buy him a boat for Christmas.
100%.
Oh, like, if I could, I would.
But we don't have millions of dollars.
I guess those commercials are targeted
towards people that have that kind of money.
But seriously, Chevy, that is my idea.
You cannot use that for a commercial.
Seriously.
And if I find out that you use that for a commercial,
there's going to be legal hell to pay.
Trust me. Yeah, we're going to getillips on your ass is that his name phillips
is that the video game attorney ryan morrison him yeah video game attorney up against chevy
it would be an at match for the century dude Yeah, I'm sure the video game attorney versus like a multi-billion dollar corporation that can afford the best lawyers.
Like a team of like 12 lawyers against the video game attorney.
He's a nice guy though.
I've spoken to him.
He's a nice dude.
He's a beautiful man.
He's got beautiful breasts.
Got a beautiful set of just large womanly breasts.
Like C or?
Pushing D.
Really?
Pushing that D.
But they're not like, they're not like they're not they don't seem
fake they seem very real okay like very natural perky breasts mrs claus how do you picture her
in your mind i picture is like an old white woman yeah just an old white bitch with like those
circle glasses that are really circular glasses or maybe rectangular glasses yeah she has her hair
up in a little bun she's got like she's got like curly white hair yeah and she got them big pancake titties too she has to man
she's large in my mind she's like well she's not large but she's like she's not thin either
she's kind of like just like 60 year old woman who uh is a little overweight. That's how I see her. Yeah. Just like a large grandmother.
Like a thick emoticon that does this.
The little okay sign.
Okay sign with the hand.
Yeah, I could see that.
Definitely.
Man, Mrs. Claus is thick, you know?
She got those big,
she has like big rosy cheeks like Santa Claus.
Yeah.
Like she's stuffing nuts in her cheeks
like for the winter.
Like a chipmunk.
Yeah.
She's loading up on those nuts in her cheeks.
And that's not a sexual joke, by the way.
We're not making a sexual joke.
We're just saying it'd be funny if Mrs. Claus literally just stuffed her cheeks full of nuts.
Man, imagine if humans had the capability.
You know how hamsters have like cheeks?
Big old pockets.
It goes like to their neck, behind their neck.
It can go all the way to the end of their back.
I've seen it.
It's unreal.
Like you can pick up a hamster and it's like 50% food.
It's like you can feel the food in there and shit.
Yeah, it's gross.
I had two Chinese dwarf hamsters and I used to feel their cheeks a lot.
You can just give them food and they just keep taking it and keep taking it and keep
taking it?
Yeah, but-
That can kill them.
Be careful.
Believe it or not, Chinese dwarf hamsters also have a big set of nuts that they drag
along the floor.
Yeah, they do.
I've seen them before.
What I was saying was, imagine if humans had that
cheat capability. So it's like, man,
you gonna finish that? It's like, nah, I'll eat it
later. And you can just stick
a whole half of it. Then you have
this tumor-looking thing in your neck.
Like, dude, I was just saying.
It's half a club sandwich. Save it
for later. And all of a sudden you just go
During a movie,
you just
It's a bit
soggy. Like you've seen them when they pull it back
out it's like
Jesus Christ
Man if humans could do that, that'd be the grossest
shit. That's making me want to gag just thinking
about it. Yeah. Oh man
I love hamsters man. I love hamsters so
much. I think they're like the cutest little
rodents. They're a pain to take care of they can't they smell so bad can't pull no sleigh though they
definitely can't i don't know if you got enough of them maybe when you think of christmas what
like what are your favorite christmas movies favorite christmas movies i love classics elf
for sure i love elf okay um national lampoon's. Elf for sure. I love Elf. Okay. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
Okay.
I really love A Christmas Story.
Yes, A Christmas Story is wonderful.
That's fantastic.
It is one of the best Christmas movies.
Oh, by far.
That's like the classic Christmas.
It's not the classic.
It is one of the classic Christmas movies.
I know a lot of people say Die Hard, I think.
Yeah, I don't get that one for some reason.
Because it takes place in the holiday season.
Oh, I thought you were making a bit. That's actually like
people do. Yeah, like it's like, oh, my
Christmas movies. How is that? Just because it takes place
during the holidays? Yeah, just because it's like a
Love Actually. I really like Love
Actually. It's not a Christmas movie. It just takes place
during Christmas. Isn't that like
one of those cheesy movies where like a dude stands
outside with like signs and is like, I love you.
Yeah, it does. The Christmas movies that I think about though moving on yeah um uh that i
go back to and watch every year would be you know a christmas story yep uh eddie uh sorry um eddie
murphy eddie murphy's a christmas story jim carrey's How the Grinch Stole Christmas. The live action Grinch movie.
Tim Allen's The Santa Claus.
Wait, was that directed by Ron Howard?
Not The Santa Claus, The Grinch.
Yeah, that was directed by Ron Howard.
Nice.
There's a fourth one.
Eight Crazy Nights.
I'm kidding.
God.
But those are the movies that I'm like, ah, Christmas.
I have more.
Oh, man, I gotta watch Charlie Brown every year.
That's like a given.
I've never enjoyed Charlie Brown as a cartoon.
What?
I've never enjoyed it.
Oh, it's so classic, dude.
I always thought it was boring and stupid.
I never liked it.
Dude, he's such a depressive little fucker.
I just watched the Christmas story and I got bored.
No, sorry, I watched the Christmas Charlie Brown special.
Christmas story is great.
Like Charlie Brown, all the holiday specials are so close to my heart because I have watched them so much as a kid.
So it's like when those come on, I have to watch it on TV.
It can't be on Netflix.
I got to watch it on TV whenever it airs.
I got to make cookies and watch it.
It's like none of the kids' emotions match what they should be.
It's like, ah, geez.
It sounds like sarcastic emotion.
Gee whiz.
This Christmas is going to be the worst Christmas yet.
But it's from a different time.
It's from, like, the 60s, I think.
I have to say, I do like the style, and I like the music in Charlie Brown's Christmas.
Oh, dude.
I just don't like, I've never enjoyed Charlie Brown.
I get that.
I mean, he's, like, he like such a negative, pessimistic little dude.
Like, he's just like, well, another Christmas come and gone.
I'm still battling with crippling depression.
And Snoopy's like a little portion of it.
He's kind of like, Snoopy's kind of like, like the prototype of Brian Griffin.
Yeah.
I remember I had a friend who was like uh i had a friend who like
wasn't into pop culture growing up and he didn't you know he kind of just wasn't into any of that
stuff and i remember we were friends on like nintendo wii's network and i remember one day
he sent me a me and it was brian griffin and he named it snoopy and i was like oh he doesn't know
he's out of the loop of pop culture. I don't think he was allowed.
I don't know.
But like, oh, man, like it was so sweet.
I don't even remember.
I love Charlie Brown, dude.
It's so good.
Like, I totally get where you're coming from.
But for me, it's the nostalgia thing.
I think if I watched it now, I'd be like, man, that sucked.
But just because it's so nostalgic to me, I got to watch it.
Yeah.
I have no nostalgia for Charlie Brown.
It's not something that I watched every year.
That explains it then.
My mom and my sister and my dad, we'd all like watch it as a family.
And that was really nice.
So I think that's why.
I have a nostalgia for the Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer movie.
Oh, all those claymated ones I do.
Yeah.
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I love all those.
Where Santa's like just a skinny, regular looking dude.
Oh, yeah.
He's kind of punky.
Sorry, chunky.
And what's he called?
Santa Claus is Coming to Town.
That one.
Yeah. Where he's like, he's just, he, he reminds me of a claymation version of Ewan McGregor.
He just looks like Ewan McGregor as like a claymation person.
Really?
Yeah.
Ewan McGregor?
Yeah.
Okay.
That's what he looks like.
It's exactly how he looks and sounds.
Just like a, a Ewan McGregor claymation person.
No, it's kind of, because I know a lot of people enjoy, for example, like, The Nightmare
Before Christmas as a Christmas movie.
I didn't watch that until I was in high school, so I don't have that nostalgia for it.
I don't either, but here's the debate, Ryan.
Is that a Christmas movie or a Halloween movie?
It's both, I guess.
That's weird.
It's more Halloween aesthetic, but like with a Christmas background it can't be both
people are like it's both I'm like I don't
I don't that's so weird like how can it be
they're two different holidays yeah
I see it as a Halloween movie there's one more
Christmas movie that I forgot to that I was like
whoa that I watched every that I still watch every year
what home alone just the home alone
one and two I'll watch every year I always forget that that's Just the Home Alone one and two. I'll watch every year.
I always forget that that's a Christmas movie.
It definitely is.
That's one of those movies where it's kind of like a gray area where it's like it's a
Christmas movie, but it also can just be a regular movie.
Yeah.
If you just like want to watch it anytime during the rest of the year.
But always focuses around like the winter holiday season.
So yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Home Alone.
Good old Home Alone.
Home Alone one is great home alone two has
our president in it he's in it he he does have our president he is in it well it does have our
president in it but it also has that scene where he he's an inflatable he has like an inflatable
blow-up doll and he has it in the shower he's pretending that that's someone showering or
something i can't remember actually how he makes it look but he's like get out of here you filthy animal and a happy new year and then the guy shoots the tommy
gun and then like tim curry and the other staff are like oh he's actually shooting a gun get down
wait tim curry's in it yeah are you serious i haven't seen that movie in so long i forgot
nigel thornberry i forgot everything about um. And Pennywise the clown.
Yeah dude. Also
he was in Rocky Horror Picture Show which I've never
seen in my life. Yes he was wasn't he?
I haven't seen that either. I got a question for
you. Eggnog Ryan
you like it? Never had it.
What?
I've never. How have you never had eggnog?
I've never tried eggnog. Dude eggnog is. Is it just
milk? No. Is it like milky? Dude I'm gonna make eggnog is... Is it just milk? No.
Is it like milky?
Dude, I'm going to make you try it soon.
Is it alcoholic milk?
It can have alcohol in it.
It's very sweet.
It's very sweet.
It can have alcohol, but...
Is it creamy like milk?
It's very creamy.
It's incredibly creamy.
It's like...
I don't know what it is.
It has to do with like...
It's like cream with like eggs and nutmeg and it's very sweet um it's very thick
it's like really it's a really thick drink um whenever whenever i see it in pop culture it's
like people drink an eggnog and then they get a little tipsy they're like oh that's the adult
version of eggnog it's i think my my aunt and uncle make homemade eggnog and they make it with
like some kind of whiskey or something, and it's so good.
It's incredible.
They just whip it up from scratch.
It takes three weeks to make.
Damn.
When I was there, I had some, and it was incredible.
I had it every night.
It was awesome.
Is any store eggnog good that you'd recommend?
I think store eggnog's good.
Do you have any brand that you'd recommend?
I don't think there's a specific brand.
Usually, eggnog's just store brand.
Whatever store is carrying it has their own brand of eggnog like when you think of good milk you
think of horizon yeah i think of horizon at least horizon organic whole milk it's good i i think
horizon dude if horizon makes eggnog i gotta get some of that they might make eggnog i don't know
a lot of people don't like eggnog though so why if it's sweet and creamy it sounds like a good
dessert kind of side.
Honestly, I feel like some people don't like it simply because it has egg in the name.
So that just kind of turns them off.
They're like, eggnog.
Like it doesn't sound, it's not a very appetizing name, eggnog.
But it's a very appetizing drink.
I personally think so.
I actually did not like it for a while until probably like four or five years ago when I really started to like it.
And now I love it.
It has a bit of like a, kind of like like a gooey like a little bit gooey texture and i think that
might be why some people don't like it because i don't care about the texture i care about the
taste taste is incredible man i feel like if you would take a sip of eggnog remember when you had
your first pumpkin pie and then you were like you were just buying pumpkin pies left i bought a
pumpkin pie almost every day and you just went out and just like i was like jesus christ another one and you just come back from the store like i got another pumpkin pie no every day. Dude, you just went out and just like, I was like, Jesus Christ, another one?
And you just come back from the store and like, I got another pumpkin pie.
No, like before it's just like, oh, Ryan just buys a bunch of pumpkin pies.
I was 21 at the time.
21?
I didn't mean to say it like that.
I was like thinking at the same time.
But I was 21 at the time, I think.
Yeah.
And I've never had pumpkin pie.
And so Matt and Mark at the time, because yeah and i've never had pumpkin pie and so matt and mark at the time
because we were living with mark they were like you gotta have pumpkin pie because it's amazing
so i tried it and i was like oh my god this is delicious it's amazing like we put whipped cream
on it had it with a side of milk and then then I would go out probably every two to three days to buy another pie.
I'd come back and I'd be like, is this the same one?
Or like, did you actually eat a whole nother pumpkin pie?
It was good.
No, dude, I'm not.
Dude, I am in no way shaming you for that.
Because you can only really get them good one time of the year.
Like imagine this.
This was the scene at the time, okay?
I'm not saying this to show off or whatever but the scene was i had a plate of pumpkin pie put some whipped cream on
that remember that back porch we had with my dude that had the beautiful view of la at night beautiful
eating that at night while you're sitting in warm clothes i had, I had some too. It was amazing. And you just smoked a little bit. No.
No.
No.
But it's pumpkin pie.
I didn't get any last year.
I missed it.
Did you have any this year?
I haven't had any this year. So you missed it twice.
Wait, I missed it?
Why?
I thought it was for Christmas.
I mean, you can.
The prime time, though, is like November.
No. That is like pumpkin pie time. Okay. I mean, you can. The prime time, though, is like November. That is like pumpkin pie time.
Okay.
I mean, you could probably still go get it.
It goes really good with coffee.
And it also goes, you could drink eggnog with pumpkin pie.
That might be too much richness all in one thing, though.
You think eggnog goes well with a chocolate cake?
No.
What?
That's too much.
Eggnog is really rich. You cannot drink a lot of eggnog because it's that's too much too much like eggnog is really rich like you
cannot drink a lot of eggnog because it's so sweet and so thick you know how like i love me some milk
and chocolate cake yeah milk and chocolate cake beautiful combination in fact milk goes great
with most like you know milk goes good with a pb and j you know anything like rich milk goes good
with that you know every time my mom or uh grandma my grandma used to make all my cakes every time they'd ask
what does ryan want for a cake it would always be chocolate on chocolate and then now recently i'm
like that's just way too much chocolate all at once and as an adult i've grown to just like
vanilla cake with chocolate icing that is always going to be my favorite oh my god yeah i agree
with you and you know i'm cheesecake doesn't count as cake
like it's its own thing it's cheesecake it's not cake it's not cake it's cheese i have to i agree
with you on that it is not cake it's its own fucking thing you're not like boston cream pie
is not a pie and it's not really a cake it's kind of like its own thing yeah cheesecake is not a
cake like like a turkey club isn't a big wooden instrument that you bash people over the skull with in early times?
It's just what you call it.
Coffee, like black coffee, goes really well with pumpkin pie.
I'm still not a coffee man.
You don't have to be a coffee man.
I do feel like one day you will be.
I feel like one day there will come a point when your body will be like,
maybe I need coffee, and you'll start drinking it, and then you'll become a coffee person.
It's going to be fully when I quit cigarettes probably.
Yeah.
Replace it.
And coffee will bring me back into cigarettes because someone's going to be like,
dude, you have not had coffee and then a cigarette.
That is how I start my morning every morning.
I ash it into my coffee.
You ash it?
Oh, man.
I don't even smoke the cigarette.
I just light it and I ash it and i mix it up in my coffee
it's like a fucking wafer cracker bro you dip it like a little biscoff cookie you smoke it go
dip it and take a bite then you light it up again oh god that makes me want to gag thinking about it
disgusting okay you know in my car i my ashtray this was back in south carolina it was a small
bottle of diet pepsi one time i went and i
took a swig and i'm like what's in my mouth and i look at it like i'm like i realized and i had
and i had almost swallowed it and i'm like oh and i had to pull the car over because i thought i
was just gonna be sick if i didn't know that cigarettes were in there i would have it would
have been fine man that's fucking gross i'm just picking because like
the the tobacco is loose in there and it's like all soggy and the paper is like oh oh lord that
is so gross it was fucking disgusting man but i like black coffee with pumpkin pie because
well black coffee goes like amazing well it doesn't have to be black just coffee i like coffee
black but you can mix it with like with like a pastry or like cake or pie or something sweet because it's
like two clashing flavors.
It's like super bitter and then super sweet and it makes the sweet stuff taste even sweeter
because your mouth is like bitter and then you take a bite of something sweet and you
get that like release of sweetness.
I got people like red wine with their dessert.
Yeah, exactly.
Even though they make dessert wine.
And I'm like, does that mean the wine's a dessert or the wine
pairs well with dessert? Because dessert wines are usually
sweet and I don't think you would pair that with a sweet dessert.
They usually want red wine, which is bitter, right?
Yeah, I think red wine, I mean, I think
dessert wine is probably
dessert
wine, like it's wine served as dessert
because I have had dessert wine and it's like
so unbelievably sweet. It's like
like the Dikaji that I like. Yeah. It like so unbelievably sweet. It's like. Like the Dikaji that I like.
Yeah.
It's like grape juice.
It's like.
It's really good.
Jesus.
But that is dessert in a wine.
Like I take a sip and my mouth hurts.
That's how eggnog is if you have like.
That's why you can't drink a lot of eggnog at once.
Because it's just too rich.
Like you wouldn't drink a Coca-Cola with chocolate cake, you know.
Yeah.
Because that's too much like sweetness.
That's why you wouldn't have eggnog with chocolate cake.
Tell me this.
This will probably. I'll let you know whether this means I like it or not, probably.
Okay.
Would an eggnog ice cream flavor taste good?
Yeah, and they have that.
In a cone.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Then why, of course.
They have eggnog.
They have eggnog milkshakes.
That's pretty popular at some restaurants.
I can't think of a creamy beverage I don't enjoy.
Yeah, all right then. You would definitely like, dude, we should get you some eggnog. Yeah, okay's pretty popular i can't think of a creamy beverage i don't enjoy yeah all right then you're you would definitely like dude we should get you some eggnog yeah okay i
see you type in that comment stop that shit yeah yeah yeah oh right like semen stop it cancel it
or if i caught you admit to it and post it here dumbass like like stop typing exactly where you
were and then post that and then underneath put like ryan cotton yeah exactly so oh man that's
yeah you got him dude you you are the roast master the joke police and you fucking nailed
them they're dead dude nailed them on a cross got them nope you got them dead to rights well
anyone can be nailed to a cross do you like fruitcake never had it because the stigma was
always it's like solid as a brick and i don't like fruit so why
would i want a bunch of fruit and bread like fruit i like apples and bananas but banana bread's good
but i don't want apples in my bread apple bread actually sounds pretty good oh see i don't like
i think the texture of apples doesn't go well with pie so whenever i have apple pie i'm like
oh this is weird i feel you on that actually because i don't like the crunch of like i don't
like how it's soft and crunchy but if you have good apple pie then it's like yeah like if you
like homemade if you mush in the apple to where it becomes part of the kind of like custard i guess
that's good but i also like homemade apple pie even when it's kind of crunchy like if it's homemade
it's oh it's good i already have a feeling though you would not like uh fruitcake i just know for a
fact that if you have fruitcake you will not like it probably wouldn't like it like i could probably bet
five thousand dollars on the fact that you would not like fruitcake okay like i'm not gonna i'm
not gonna bet you on it let me tell you what it is i don't know what's in the actual cake itself
is it actually solid like when when it's a joke in movies it's like you throw it at something and
it doesn't break i think like a bad a bad fruitcake is like one that's not a good quality they're they're pretty hard to begin with though but
it's like uh are they fluffy or something no they're not they're like they're pretty they're
pretty firm okay um but like basically it's got maraschino cherries you know those like cherries
that like you put on top of like uh i don't like cherries like sundaes and stuff i hate those it's
got those give me the
willies i hate them but not just red ones it's got green ones too like dyed green ones those are in
it it's got nuts in it and it's got uh some other stuff i don't know what else is in it but that's
what's in a fruitcake i actually enjoy fruitcake okay i'm not gonna lie i don't think fruitcake is
bad people hate it most people hate it i i i didn't like it when i was a kid and
then when i was in like seventh or eighth grade i had some more and i was like this ain't too bad
so i actually do if i've offered fruitcake i will eat it i like it well my grandmother makes
the anti-fruitcake it's rum cake rum cake never had rum so good what's rum cake it's just i don't know how to explain it here
i want google to explain it for me google show me rum rum cake definition
so fucking good oh i'm looking at some rum cake right now a rum cake is a type of dessert cake
which contains rum there you go matt what a definition man i did like i was seeing if it
would help me explain the flavor because it's not just room but it's like it's it's really nice it
has this like slight sting to it i don't know that's like that is rum like but it's it's i don't
know how to explain i wish i could explain the taste that's like when you go in the dictionary
to look up a definition of a word.
I mean, it literally just like says the word and the definition.
That didn't help me at all.
Well, just imagine like a cake and then imagine if there was some type of way you could make it not so soggy,
but still moisten that cake a little bit with rum and then add sugar into that and other stuff.
That sounds pretty good, man.
It's really good.
Dude, you get caught up. And a red velvet cake. I don't know. I've grown out and other stuff. That sounds pretty good, man. It's really good. Dude, you get in front of it.
And a red velvet cake.
I don't know.
I've grown out of red velvet.
I have never liked red velvet.
It's just chocolate.
I liked it for a little bit.
It's a little different than chocolate.
How is it different?
It can't be the same thing.
It has a different flavor.
I thought it was the same thing, just the red food coloring.
It says all used red food coloring.
The reaction of acidic vinegar and buttermilk tends to better reveal the red
blah blah blah in cocoa and keeps the cake
moist, light, and fluffy. This natural
tinting may have been the source for the name
Red Velvet, as well as Devil's Food.
Is there anything different between our...
Because I was told that Red Velvet is literally just chocolate with red
food coloring. Sounds like a myth.
Siri, is Red Velvet and chocolate cake
the same thing?
What kind of place are you looking for? I'm not looking for anywhere, Siri! Stop it! Siri, is red velvet and chocolate cake the same thing?
I'm not looking for anywhere, Siri! Stop it!
Oh well, tell us in the comments, guys. Let us know.
Is it the same thing? Is it different? I don't know.
First, chocolate cake and red velvet differ vastly in their respective amounts of cocoa powder.
The first contains more than the latter.
The latter contains enough to deepen color. Pancake
mix instead of flour? No. The acid
component of red velvet
in proportion to the baking soda
don't tamper with it. I don't know
what this guy's saying. He's getting all
scientific about cakes and shit like some fucking nerd. All I know is they taste
a little different to me. They taste definitely
different. Well, I have never liked red velvet.
Well, do you like chocolate cake?
I love chocolate cake.
Then why wouldn't you like red velvet if your theory is correct?
I don't know.
It's just not appealing to me.
I don't know if it's the color or what.
I just don't like it.
If your theory is correct, it should taste exactly the same.
Yeah, but I just don't like it.
I think it's the red coloring.
It turns me off.
It's like a weird burgundy color.
I think the icing on red velvet is usually what brings out the flavoring.
I think chocolate on red velvet would
probably be good, but it's like,
that just looks weird. It's like chocolate and then red.
It just makes me think of blood, I guess.
In the comments section, debate,
whatever. Just do it.
Just fucking do it or something.
Do you ever get
a day after Christmas depression?
Yeah, because I'm like, because then it's just you're waiting for the next year to start.
Yeah, but it's just like all the festivities are over.
Well, now it's that like one.
There's that one week where it's like the week from Christmas until New Year's,
where it's just you're kind of just waiting like the most uneventful week of the year.
There's just nothing there. It's just luckily, I think most uneventful week of the year. There's just nothing there.
It's just, you know.
Luckily, I think I'm going to be visiting one of my friends back in South Carolina and spending probably like three to four days with them.
Nice.
So a good high school friend of mine.
Cool, cool.
So I think that'll be pretty busy.
But I think once I get back and I'm here alone without anybody.
Nice, you'll have Lego, right?
Yeah, I will.
You'll have your big stinking pooch.
I will have my big stinking pooch.
But then I think that's really when it kicks in because it's a new year.
Supermega will be on a momentary, I guess, break.
A little bit of a hiatus.
Yeah.
Just so you guys know.
I mean, we'll talk about it more in the next podcast because the next podcast is the last one of the year.
So we'll wrap some things up.
But like we did last year, we're just just gonna take a little shorter than last year but we're gonna take a 10-day break where we're just from the 1st of january until i think
we come back on the 11th um and we'll be back with podcast episode 75 we'll return with a podcast
um so we're gonna take a little break during that time just a heads up now so you can plan
accordingly if you plan your life around super mega uploads yeah oh man i forgot it's
already in the middle of the week i'm actually very proud of this snowy mega season yeah like
because we already we've recorded everything that we need to almost and uh i hope you all are
enjoying it because uh i really like it yeah i liked uh recording it. We had a lot of fun recording
just like all the stuff for Snowy Mega.
I had a really good time.
A lot of fun recording.
Bring that Taco Bell
Mountain Dew.
This Baja Blast.
It's not bullshit, Ryan.
It's good soda.
Let me taste some of that.
Taste it, man. That's Baja Blast.
Ryan's tasting his first sip of Baja Blast.
It tastes like...
It tastes like it's a
melted icy. Yeah, it
totally does. Like, it feels like this flavor goes
more in line with an icy than a beverage.
And that's why
they have the icy at Taco Bell.
I don't like the icy though i like just
the drink i've had so much baja blast in my life it's not even funny like i've had an unfathomable
amount of baja blast like too much where i probably have terrible cavities just because
when i was in high school i drank so much baja blast it's my insides are probably all mush
because of how much mountain dew i've had really Really? Yeah. Damn. I've had quite a lot. You should do that. You're dissolving
your insides. And you need those insides
to work that long body of yours.
It's a long body, I do have to say.
Yeah. I wonder, like, what my
wingspan is. Not wingspan. I wonder what, like,
if I stretch my arms. That's a
wingspan. I don't have wings, though!
Doesn't matter. In my past life, I did.
And sometimes I can still feel the phantom pains
in them. Ow Ow you're sitting on
my wings. Phantom pain.
That's what the phantom
pain is about.
He's a furry. It's about big
boss coming to terms with his phantom
wings.
Oh man
like is this
not as long as my body?
No of course not. Okay Ryan I'm going to stand not. How long is, okay, Ryan, I'm gonna stand up.
How long is my, my span of my, from finger to finger?
Probably from your shoulder to the ground.
My shoulder to the, damn.
My, my, I don't know, that's, you got a pretty large span.
Damn, I want to measure myself now.
I would be afraid if I were attacked by you.
Why?
Because you're a towering, just...
But I'm so thin.
Yeah, but that makes you more scary.
Does that, in a fight, is that intimidating?
You know how, like, when a spider latches onto, like, a finger and it just...
Like, that's how I feel like you'd latch onto someone.
Just, like, use your legs and arms and latch onto them and start pounding on them and crawl around their body.
Like, slithering and spiraling around them?
Yeah.
Because I always saw myself as if I got into a fight, I would never be intimidating because I'm so thin.
I'm so skinny.
It's like, oh, of course I could take this guy on.
She's got those limbs.
It's like, I don't know where the touch will be coming from.
You don't know where the limbs are going to go, man.
One second they're here, another second they're two miles behind you can use those things to run i bet dude you should you've never seen me run i've
never seen you run you should dude see these legaments look at those when i when i need to
run yeah i can i could take these okay these scrangly little things and just like i can i
could i i do say I can run very fast.
Someone needs to take motion of you and add those insect sound effects from the Discovery Channel onto them.
Like the spider legs and the ants and shit.
Like when you're eating, make it like when an ant's eating a caterpillar.
Oh, God.
Actually, I haven't had the opportunity to run fast in a really long time. Because A, I haven't needed to. B, I haven't had the opportunity to, like, run fast in a really long time.
Because, A, I haven't needed to.
B, I haven't had the open space to do it.
And, C, every time I run fast, I'm scared I'm going to hurt myself.
Because I'm like, my legs are going to snap.
I'm going to fall and, like, break my jaw.
Or I'm just going to pull a muscle because I'm running so fast.
Dude, you were born to live in Africa.
Just, like, on the, in the great.
Just be in the savannah.
The savannah, like, chase my prey. Exactly. I see a gazelle and Irica just like on the end the great in the savannah the savannah like chase my prey
i see a gazelle and i'm just like
you latch on to it punching it i leap and just like you know those limbs wrap around
suck out all of its insides just love to see a natural geographic thing of you know you've seen
like crocodiles and hippopotamuses fight
i want to see matt and a crocodile going head to toe toe to toe going head to head to toe head to
toe i'm just sucking on his toes would that confuse him in a fight the crocodile was like
damn no i don't think no one's ever done that shit before whoa dude do you think you think
animals have like did you think animals have fetishes?
Like kinks and shit?
Yeah
Sure a lot of monkeys have like voyeur
Really?
Cause they like watching each other like oh damn
Do you think monkeys have like foot fetishes and shit?
I don't know
Like it's gotta be possible
There's videos of monkeys giving each other blowjobs and shit
Dude if you dig deep enough, yeah, there are.
So, you know, you can find anything.
Monkeys gotta have crazy...
Dude, imagine, like, a huge orangutan with a foot fetish.
And, like, you're going on a safari and you come across, like...
He has, like, good grip.
Yeah, dude.
And he's, like, he's...
Like, you see, like, an orangutan sucking another one's toes and you're just like,
Oh, damn.
Do they do that like how did okay how
does a monkey sound when it's having sex oh they just most of the time they're silent when you when
you watch videos they're just i'm just it's not like you've watched videos i have i'm not even
gonna deny it i'm not i've not. I've seen monkeys having sex.
I've seen my fair share of monkeys sex.
I've seen turtles having sex.
They go, ah.
See, okay, so if turtles make sounds, why don't monkeys make sounds?
Because humans make sounds, of course.
Cats make a lot of sounds.
Cats are like, ah.
I could imagine monkeys just be like, just.
I just picture just Fuck yeah
Oh fuck my monkey pussy
Did that monkey just say fuck yeah
It's just like
Don't see it
Guys look up
Everyone looks and it's like
It's just like
Everyone looks away and it's like,
Oh, fuck.
God, take this dick.
And the female's like,
I enjoyed this tight monkey pussy.
This dude's like,
What the fuck?
Guys, look!
They look and it's just like...
Yeah.
But, dude, that doesn't make sense
because if there were two monkeys fucking,
you know everyone would be watching.
They wouldn't be looking away.
Dude, if I was at the zoo and I saw two monkeys fucking i'd be like i'm watching
this all the way until completion you've have you've seen a video of monkeys fucking they'll
they'll they do some shit dude you know i know i've seen i've seen monkeys uh like jerking off
and stuff and like playing with feces but i actually have never seen a video of monkeys
having sex really i just like i'm just coming to that realization that's something where like i
thought that i would have but now that i'm thinking back i have never seen monkeys having sex i'll send uh
send matt some gifts monkey fuck it please don't do that it's like it's like the say merry christmas
matt the day's leading up to christmas he's fucking like that's all it's gonna be in your
like i want to check my ads and be like oh let's see let's see like how twitter is leading up to
christmas it's gonna be monkeys fuck It's going to be monkeys fucking.
It's just going to be Merry Christmas, Matt, with a gif of monkeys fucking.
Man, speaking of monkeys fucking, I hope all you fellas out there have been going strong on Destroy Dick December.
For those of you who don't know what that is.
Is that masturbating every day?
Yeah, but it's the opposite of No Nut November.
That's where on December 1st, you got to jerk off one time.
On the 2nd, you got to jerk off twice.
Destroy Dick December. On December 31st, you jerk off 31 times in one day.
And the way that works, sorry, that's my alarm to empty my cat's litter box.
The way that works is by the end of December, you will have nutted 496 times.
Or alternatively, for weak soldiers, it may be wise to nut 16 times each of these 31 days,
which still equals 496, but you're not technically
completing the challenge.
Okay.
I've been going strong on it.
It's currently December 10th.
How many, how many jack offs you got down today?
10 because it's December 10th.
Okay.
I finished them quick in the morning.
Yeah, dude.
Before I get up, I just bam, bam, bam, bam.
Just pump them out, man.
Yeah.
That's a joke, by the way, guys.
I'm not doing destroyed.
I don't think anyone's doing Destroyed Dick December.
I hope there's one guy that thinks he's a part of this wonderful community.
Like, it's the only community he feels welcomed in.
He's like, finally something I'm good at.
This one poor soul is just really just, he's going to have to go to a doctor's office because
they're going to have to get his dick off because it's going to be black and swollen.
It's like bruised and like falling off.
Sir, what did you do to your dick? He's battling like the worst depression of his life because of how many times he comes. get his dick off because it could be black and swollen bruised and like falling off sir what
did you do to your dick he's battling like the worst depression of his life because how many
times he comes but he's in there he's proud he's just like with his head up in the air just
i i did him proud the doctor's like what the fuck did you do to your penis and he's like
uh it's called destroy dick december and he's like flexing his muscles a little bit
why don't you read a book it's like we're gonna have to amputate your cock uh excuse me
doc have you ever heard of destroyed dick december yeah i didn't think so it's only for us
enlightened folk man dude like honestly real talk if you did destroy dick december what day could
you get to i honestly don't think i'd be able to make it past four. I'm going to say I could make it to seven.
Damn.
I'm confident I could make it to seven.
That's crazy, dude.
If I tried my hardest.
That's admirable.
I feel like I could make it to seven.
Guys, in the comments, let us know what day you can make it to.
Or.
Don't.
Don't do that.
Okay, don't do that.
All I'm saying is this comes out like December 20-something.
If you're going strong guys
stop that's like a health
hazard thank you Matt thank you
oh god he's listening he's like
cause I'm doing it so much I have to do it right now
to stay on schedule he's just like drinking a coffee
in the morning just he's it's no longer just
like a really like kind of aggressive
act or anything he's just like
ah
you go super mega boys yes yes yes daddy lies i honestly
think by day 20 you gotta just have these aggressive just like i gotta i just want to get
it done you gotta learn like you're you go on craigslist and it's like i need someone to come
to my house and i'm gonna be strapped to a bed and you're gonna have to you're gonna have to
squeeze my udders and milk me dry
that's not destroy dick cause destroy dick is jerking off
if someone else is doing it that's just
having sexual deviancy
you have to do it yourself
it's by your own hand
I could imagine
a montage of this to the saw
theme music
that's 4 times shy of
500 times in one month.
If someone really wanted to go the extra mile, they could say, I jerked off 500 times.
I think it's physically impossible to actually complete Destroy Dick December.
You cannot jerk off 31 times in one day.
No.
Especially if you've been draining the lagoon all throughout the month.
Dude, there is no way.
Yeah, if you've been draining the swamp all month, there no way you can do that man i'm serious i wonder what the world record
for someone that jerked off the most in one day and not not for trying to complete like a challenge
like someone that literally is just addicted to jerking off and they just jerk off non-stop all
day there's people out there that i'm sure they just jerk off and look at porn like 10 11 hours
a day like their entire waking existence looking at porn and jerking off yeah like extreme
porn addicts no i just remembered i watched an mtv special it was a true life and it was like
i'm addicted to porn and this guy was like i watched seven to eight hours of porn a day and
i was like holy shit just watch it or does he do anything well sometimes he was like most of the
day he just watches it like he doesn't jerk our speakers on and everyone just has to walk around
the house like uh it's an addiction just like just like alcohol and he went out to lunch with
his like sister and his dad and was talking to
him about it. Did he pull it up
on his phone and he's like, wow. Just watching it
at lunch. I'm sure there's people out there that watch
it when they're out with family. That's a little weird.
Watch it when you're out with family.
Hey, but I ain't judging.
As long as you're doing Destroy Dick December.
Represent, homie.
Guys, please. Don't do that.
You will die. It's a health hazard. I'm not sure you'll will you will die it's a health hazard i'm
not sure you'll die but it's definitely a health hazard i imagine that would cause you some extreme
depression because the the whole dopamine thing that would really upset stomach tired that's the
theme song right depression severe depression pepto-bismol helps many things including upset
stomach diarrhea and depression severe depression severe depression so dude a pepto-Bismol helps many things, including upset stomach, diarrhea, and depression. Severe depression.
Severe depression.
Dude, a Pepto-Bismol could cure depression.
Like, if you were depressed, you could just take some Pepto-Bismol.
Fuck, that'd be awesome.
Imagine that.
You'd just feel good all the time.
No more to...
Actually, I'm pretty sure there is something that does that, and it's just an illegal drug.
Cocaine?
Yeah, cocaine would probably do that.
But that would probably...
I wasn't thinking any specific drug, but that would definitely, definitely do here at super mega we just want to say do drugs don't though right unless
they're what are you uncool unless they're cool yeah they they got to be cool drugs yeah don't
do any uncool drugs do cool drugs you know what drugs aren't cool what see i can't think of any
yeah exactly that's why you guys should all do drugs seriously I feel like just legally
we have to say
don't do drugs we're fucking joking
drugs are bad don't do them
and if you want to take whatever we said
out of context can you please include
this part
please keep this part in the context
don't just cut out the part where we say do drugs
cause that's not true.
There is more to the story.
There's more that is not being listened to.
If you only cut out, please do drugs.
Please do drugs is not something we want to be associated with unless they're cool.
That's our new catchphrase.
In 2016, it was yes, yes, yes, daddy lies.
Now, in 2018, please do drugs that's it that's the new
super mega please do drugs i'm actually afraid that they're just gonna force it i don't know
if you force it if you force something like that does it does it work i feel like if you force
something like that you're just it would you would just you'd probably be doing some bad because then
what if what if they're uh impressionable people yeah and then they see everyone saying please do drugs
they're like hey this whole fan base thinks it's cool i'm gonna do drugs and when they do drugs
and they get themselves into a world of pain and addiction and that's not a world you want to enter
trust me trust me that made it sound like i know i don't know but what i'm saying is don't do it
i'm not addicted to drugs
I promise
okay
so
are there any more
Christmas topics you'd like to
discuss or talk about
like how Harry Potter is also
known as some Christmas movies people think of
the first Harry Potter film
it feels very christmasy
it's christopher columbus so it has that whimsical vibe what do you mean christopher columbus chris
columbus he directed he directed the first harry potter is his name really christopher columbus
yeah why did his parents name him that chris columbus is does he go by chris because he's
upset about christopher hold on oh man yeah no i. No, I'd be upset at my parents.
I'd be like, why'd you name me Christopher Columbus?
Sorcerer's Stone.
Like, of all the names, you could have named me Nick Columbus.
Chris Columbus.
Like, Daniel Columbus.
Like, Christopher Columbus.
Dude, I bet he got bullied so much in school for that.
What's your name?
I'd be like, what's your last name?
Columbus.
What's your first name, Chris?
Yeah, it actually is oh all right you know like the mass murder and rapist and enslaver that's my name
you know chris columbus oh he directed the chamber of secrets too damn you know what else he directed
the enslavement of an entire native race of people. What? He directed Pixels. Really?
Yeah.
He directed Pixels.
Christopher Columbus directed Pixels.
That's a real legitimate valid fact.
Just that by itself.
Christopher Columbus directed Pixels.
Oh, he's directed a bunch of bad stuff.
Really?
What's he directed?
That's bad.
I mean, the thing is,
he's known as the Home Alone guy.
He directed Home Alone.
Home Alone 1 and 2. Okay. But I'm looking at like, he's known as the Home Alone guy. He directed Home Alone. Home Alone 1 and 2.
Okay.
But I'm looking at like, he also, okay, he also did Miss Doubtfire.
I would have never guessed that.
He also did Bicentennial Man with Robin Williams.
How did he fall to do Pixels?
He's got Harry Potter, Home Alone.
You're going to understand.
After Harry Potter, he directed Rent.
Then he directed I Love You, Beth Cooper.
Man, I haven't heard that movie title in like seven years then he directed percy jackson and the olympians the lightning thief
that really is just like a slow climb down a ladder and then he then he directed pixels and
he has five upcoming projects and one is hello ghost another one is home front another one is
house of secrets melody and then The Secret Lives of Road Cruise.
So it looks like he's...
Homefront?
Well, Home Spacefront.
Oh.
Unfortunately.
I thought they were like, are they making a movie based on the video game?
I'm surprised we haven't seen a North Korea versus US war movie because...
There is.
Red Dawn.
Red Dawn.
Well, I know Red red dawn but that's i don't think that was sparked by
um it doesn't feel like it was was it sparked by the current political climate i think it was
because it was it was big then when it happened because the original movie was about china
or russia i don't remember i think it was r. I think it was Russia. And then when they re-amped the one with Josh Peck, they made it
North Korea. Yeah, with
Josh Peck and
Thor and Negan.
I've only seen part of that movie
and I've only seen the part when North Korea invades.
It was a fun scene. I do have to say
it was fun. Were you seeing all like
they're just dropping down in parachutes going
because that's definitely how a modern
invasion would happen. They'd be able to get to the mainland and then jump down in parachutes.
Well, we can't shoot them.
It's against the rules.
Oh, that's true.
That's probably why they took advantage of it.
Yeah.
They're like, oh, we're rule breakers.
Just wait until the moment they hit the ground.
But I don't know, just a movie that's a little more serious about it.
Well, actually, Steve Carell was directing and starring in a north korean movie like i think a
serious drama and uh they scrapped it because it was during remember when the interview thing
happened and sony was like uh yep uh they scrapped the steve carell north korea movie because they
were scared which i think is a very stupid decision because it's like you can't i don't
think just my opinion i don't think you should show uh you should like follow
their rules when it's just empty threats well if you're gonna a movie if you're gonna release the
interview you release something that also takes the subject matter i guess seriously if that was
the steve carell yeah version like you know one thing is kind of like a big old fart joke at kim
jong-un and then another one is something
else so i feel like they got the offensive one out of the way so then that would be okay nothing
happened so yeah they didn't they didn't get any bombs yet dude what if they go to war with us and
literally like the only justification is like oh we're still pissed about that james franco movie
they they want to get san diego or san franc Francisco probably because of the military bases we have there.
But Seth Rogen's in Los Angeles, so that might be the bigger target.
That's going to sway Kim to like, sir, we have perfect plans to hit San Francisco and San Diego at the same time.
And he's like, where's Seth Rogen?
Los Angeles.
Los Angeles!
Send both of the missiles to Los Angeles!
And that's why he does it.
And then you and I die because of that.
So thank Seth Rogen!
I cannot wait until they make, like, a decade, two decades from now,
until they make, like, an incredible miniseries or movie based on Donald Trump.
Then it includes North Korea and all the current like political shit
like that's gonna be good that's gonna be a good ass movie
it's gonna be great that's gonna be
I hope that whoever directs it knows
what they're doing and they cast it well and it has good
editing and they do a good job because that has potentially become
my favorite movie I have no I just
don't think you can
have a straightforward serious
tone and cast someone to be
Donald Trump because he's so because
it looks so goofy it does it does it would like it would be almost impossible to make a serious
movie with him in it because he's such such a goofy character i'm just gonna say i don't i know
a lot of people are gonna take this the wrong way i don't give a shit but he's a larger than life
character yeah like i think of him like a Tommy Wiseau type of person,
someone who's in over their head type of thing.
Absolutely.
He just doesn't get it.
Like they do in a general sense,
but overarching they,
it's just,
yeah,
it's just this larger than life person who's,
who kind of lives in their own little world.
I think that,
I think that someone could,
like they cannot portray him while he's still alive because he's so fresh in everyone's mind that if you see someone acting as him, it's like, it feels so fake.
But, you know, like, years after he's dead and people have forgot, not forgotten, but people are more, like, away from that by now, a representation of him will be more realistic.
Because, like, think about, like, right now.
They made that Barack Obama and Michelle Obama movie.
And it seemed kind of goofy because he's still such a big figure in the world.
So everyone knows what he looks like.
And then when you see someone acting as him, it just feels so fake.
But when someone acts as someone that's died many years ago, it feels way more real because you don't see their face all the time.
They're not still alive.
It doesn't feel like someone acting as them. You can believe that it's them more in the movie.
So I feel like the big movies are going to have to happen after he dies okay does that make sense yeah because i can
also see in a uh in another way that you know when the social network trailer came out i even
though it was david fincher i was like, that's goofy. That's stupid. A movie about Facebook?
Are you kidding me?
I remember.
Then it turned out to be a really fucking great movie.
That movie kicks ass.
Even though it's loosely based on the plot.
But still, it's a good, well put together film.
And so maybe I would think a movie with Donald Trump would be goofy unintentionally like I would the Facebook,
but if they get the right person,
I think it could be done.
It's gotta be the right person to be done.
The biggest thing is who plays Donald Trump.
I just think it would be hard for the actor to not do a caricature of Donald Trump and try to do a legitimate Donald Trump.
I think if you do a caricature,
if they make a movie about the whole Donald Trump thing and it's like this black comedy,
I don't, I i i would not i would not like that as much as if they took the subject matter super seriously and gave like oh i would want it to be like 100 serious like political
thriller drama like like holy shit that happened yeah damn dude they're gonna be making donald
trump movies long after we die they made one with johnny depp as donald trump it was like a 45 minute thing or
30 minute what when it was like on netflix it was the the movie of the art of the deal that was
johnny depp yeah college humor made that didn't they yeah i never saw that i didn't know johnny
depp was in that yeah he puts on like a rubber face and shit i had no idea that was Johnny Depp. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. But anyway, guys, thank you so much for listening to this episode of Super Mega Cast.
This was episode 73.
Special snowy mega.
Yeah.
We talked about a good bit of Christmas stuff.
We certainly did.
We talked a lot about desserts, too.
Yeah.
A lot of good, tasty desserts.
But what we want to say to you guys is thank you so much for supporting us up to this point.
And we both, from the bottom of our hearts...
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Merry Christmas.
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Guadal...
You really topped it off there.
Alright.
Happy holidays holidays everybody.