supermegashow - EP 77 - The Line Gets Crossed

Episode Date: January 31, 2018

We talk Germans, action figures, and Ryan leaves a voicemail for Matt's mom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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podcast so we can backlog them more. And then you interrupted me and said, Matt's Not Prepared. Well, this one's definitely going to be 77. Yeah, this one's definitely 77. We don't know what the other ones are going to be named. We don't know, man. Why mix them up? Probably 78, 79. Ooh, I don't know. Who knows? From now on, let's take out episode titles and just make it episode 77.

Get rid of custom titles. Let's spell out 77. Every episode name is just the spelled out words. rid of custom spell out 77 every episode name is just the spelled out words and then in parentheses it's the actual number just in case people don't know what 77 spelled out is why would someone not know that because they don't know how to read they gotta be so they know what numbers are they can count to 10 man uh i i remember in high school i learned that when typing a proper report, you keep numbers under 10 spelled out, and then anything above you put into just regular numbers. You know what else you put into regular numbers? What? Your debit card number when you purchase a pair of MeUndies. All right, Ryan,

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You know who Jeff Bezos is? Jeff Bezos? He's the CEO of Amazon. Sounds like a sandwich shop owner. Jeff Bezos. It sounds like it should be like Mr. Amazon. Then I'd recognize his name a lot more. Mr. Amazon?

Mr. Amazon. Like Jeff Bezos has the full money and power to get his name legally changed to Mr. Amazon. Why doesn't he do that? What color is he? White. Why does that matter though? I was just asking. I was curious.

I wanted to get a picture of the man. Is he balding? Yeah, I think so. He's kind of goofy looking. And I hope he doesn't listen to our podcast. That's one more billionaire we need hating us. I know. Did you hear that if you mention Tesla in a podcast, they'll send you five free Teslas?

Hey, Tesla. What if that were... I'm like, oh,yan's doing a bit right now i mean like all this sudden outside our apartment one day someone comes up like hey your teslas are here as we go downstairs there's like five teslas down there i'm like matt which one do you want right what what is this i told you we said it on the podcast it's five free teslas and then they actually do it to make a meme out of it? Yeah. Tesla, real talk. You do that. The internet's going to love you for it.

And I'm going to love you for it. And we're going to shout you out every podcast. And more people are going to buy Teslas. Lower the price a little bit. But, yeah. I mean, I think the price... You get what you pay for. I guess.

With a Tesla. You know? You know. I'd love to get a Tesla. I don't have one. And I don't have the... I'm not financially set to go out and buy one right now. Pussy.

Jeez, dude. Yeah, I'm just saying, man. It's whatever. I would love to own a Tesla. Oh, man. I'd own one of the bigger ones. That's like a dream car for me. I'd probably get, if I could pick any, I'd get a Model S because I like the Model S.

Which one's that? That's the, it's like the sports one. I like the crossover one. Okay. I don't know. It it's not like a sports car but it's it's like the it's nice I like it's like the family car the crossover it looks so weird I love it though I like I think I'm getting to that stage in my life where I want a bigger car I've had a I've had a Jetta uh I have currently a Fiat. It's like a little wagon. Yeah, and I went to South Carolina and I rented a truck one time and then I got to drive around in just

like a, I can't even remember what it is, it was a boat of a car. But I just remember driving that truck and I'm like, man, I actually like being a little high up, having a good bit of room around just me. My dad had a pickup truck and when I was in high school I had to drive it when my mom would have her car.

So I just remember, like, how much I hated driving that thing because it was so hard to park. And it turned so wide. And I always felt like I was going to bump into everything. And then one time I did. I knocked the mirror off. My dad was so mad. He took off his belt and he whipped me with it several times. No, he didn't.

Yeah, he did. No, he didn't. He poured grits on the floor and he said, put your knees in those grits, boy. And I did. Hurt really bad and he took off his belt and went, whoosh, whoosh.

Is that like a famous way of hitting your kids? Oh, no. You put grits on the floor so their knees... Well, no. Have you heard of that? No.

It was an old-timey thing I think parents did where they poured grits on the floor, like raw grits. And when you put your... You'd have to like kneel on them because grits hurt because they're like little grainsits. And when you put your, you'd have to like kneel on them. So like, cause, cause grits hurt.

Cause they're like little grains of sand. So you better like touch your knees after like 30 minutes. They did it in some movie, uh, Secret Life of Bees, I think. Secret Life of Zack and Cody. It's not like they have a, they have a romance together. The Secret Life of Zack and Cody. It does sound like a romance. Sounds like a Nicholas Sparks type thing.

It's like his first gay novel. Has he done a gay novel before? Probably. Yeah, he has to have. Right? Let me go look it up. Wait, no, no, no. Doesn't he have a movie coming out?

No, that's one of the Vlogbrothers. The one that wrote The Fault in Our Stars. Nicholas Sparks. Gay. Gay book. He wrote a book called The Gay Book. Nicholas Sparks. Yep, Gay book. He wrote a book called The Gay Book. Nicholas Sparks. Yeah, this one's gay.

Hopes you'll forget about his anti-gay past. Nicholas Sparks? Anti-gay past. And hopes you'll see the longest ride anyway. Okay. Well, I guess we have to go see it. Back in 2015. 2015 sounds so far away now.

Doesn't it? Yeah 2015 sounds so far away now, doesn't it? Yeah, it is far away. Look at us growing up, Ryan. I know. A couple of schoolyard mates having their dreams come true, growing up, getting sponsored by MeUndies. When I think about, man, I graduated high school in 2012. It's 2018.

I'm like, oh, shit. Damn, dude, your five-year high school reunion is already past. Do they have those?'t know I think they just do tenure oh are you gonna go to yours I think so just because I like being sad I feel like I just get very sad at mine it's like hey guys there's no way I'd not that's after you've lost all this and you're like a crack addict and everyone knows the story is that gonna happen in 40 years matt i'm just high school reunion isn't that far away well i mean it's pretty easy to mess up your life with crack it is some some people can do crack would you maybe want to do crack sometime no i'm just saying some people can do crack and maybe one time they do it they get like superpowers and

then everyone's like okay that person got superpowers from the crack. Therefore, crack isn't all that bad. Have you ever thought, would you judge me if I told you I had smoked crack? Did you get superpowers? I haven't. I'm not saying I've smoked crack. I'm just saying. But if you, in this theoretical story, I mean, whatever it is, and you smoke crack, did you get superpowers?

I mean, I felt like, or I would have felt like that if I had smoked crack once. You think you can shoot webs or something out of your wrists? I imagine if I had smoked crack once, I would have have felt capable of shooting webs out of my wrists. That's fucking awesome. It was really fucking great. Let's go smoke some crack. Okay. Let's do, instead of like a drunk gaming series, let's do a high on crack gaming series.

High on crack gaming series. We smoke crack in the Game Grumps recording room, and then we play Mario Kart. God, that would be taken off YouTube so quickly. I'm just reminded that my mom listens to this podcast because I talked to her on the phone today. And she was like, yeah, you know, I like hearing your voice every now and then. I mean, I can hear it on the podcast, so it's fine. I'm like, okay, that's awesome, Mom. I'm like, did you like this episode?

She goes, oh, well, I just listened to hear your voice. She goes, oh, well, I just listened to hear your voice. And I'm like, so that's, I'm like, okay, so my mom goes through the trouble of listening to the podcast just to hear my voice. But what that voice is saying is garbage and filth. Can we talk about this? And it probably hurts her a lot. Absolutely. Can we talk about this? Because my mom.

But this is the way I'm famous. I know. This is the only way I can be me, mom. I can't make money doing nothing else he's not the boy's not talented but like my mom sat me down over christmas and she like she said some stuff that was from the podcast and i was like oh mom you you know you still listen she's like yeah every every week and i was like every week and i was like oh i thought my mom dropped off at some point i did too because i was like it's like oh mom, every week. Every week? And I was like, oh. I thought my mom dropped off at some point.

I did too. Because I was like, oh, mom, you listened to the first episode of my podcast. That's very, very, you know, wow, I see the support. Thank you. You don't need to listen anymore. Exactly. Now we're on episode 77 and my mom is still listening. And I'm like.

There have been episodes. I know. My brain starts racing when she says that. I'm thinking, what did I say? What did I say? I've said some things. What's the worst thing I've said? And I start thinking back and then I'm like, mom, why do you, uh, I mean, you're, I don't want to tell you not to listen to it, but why do you listen to it? And she's like, I just want to hear your voice. It's how

I connect to you. And I'm like, what mom I'm, I'm making jokes about like pedophiles at Chuckie cheese and like telling these disgusting stories. And, and she's like, I know I don't like what you say, but I just want to hear your voice. And I'm like, mom, that's so sweet and makes me so self-conscious because now I can't talk about, you know, my little penis or your little penis or mine, dude. My mom's little penis. Yeah. Sorry, mom. You don't have a little penis.

You have a very nice vagina. I mean, that's that's on you that that's on you i didn't say that mom i didn't say that that was what ryan said so you can't get mad at me for that one okay this will be a test to see if she actually listens yeah because i'm sure she'll call me after that one yeah i mean i'm sure after she listened to this she'll send me a picture for confirmation ryan she's gonna call me and go you know i really didn't like what ryan was saying about me on the last podcast and i'm sitting here cackling like a buffoon like a like you probably make my dad real like a drooling goblin like a like a knuckle dragging gimp lipped yeah blipped fool. I want to, oh my God, I got to stop. I, uh, Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done. Well, I absolutely love

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I'm surprised no one's done a remix where it uses my laugh. Like your laughs and your coughs and your screams? We could use it for the outro of every single one of our Let's Plays. With some dubstep in the background. Like a dubstep remix with just like your sounds. My laugh. That's the most Let's Player thing I've ever heard of.

Whatever happened to dubstep? Dude, it just died. Like how far is your dubstep? It's gotta be still around. Yeah, there's an underground community for it, I'm sure. But it's like, it's gone back to what it was before people found out about it. There's no, I feel, I have a feeling

that tonight's gonna be a good night and that some YouTubers still use those dubstep intros. Oh, absolutely. I have to, like, I'm sure, like, a vlogging, like, a vlogging channel. I can tell you who uses it. It's, like, the people that do tutorials, like, shitty

unregistered hypercam, like, uh, how to crack Sony Vegas tutorials. But whenever I see one of those intros, I'm like, I know exactly what kind of tutorial this is going to be. Yep, and then it's like low quality, and some guy's like, Hello, today I'm going to show you how to crack Sony Vegas. Dude, I had to listen to a tutorial recently. I remember I could not listen to it. Yeah, you made me watch the rest of it. Why was that? Because the

guy's voice was so, it was like Hey guys, I got a set of the virtual audio cable. And it was so soft and like it was soft but grating because it was so soft. It was like, ugh. It felt like I could not listen to him. I was

mad as shit. I got so mad. You came in my room and you're like go watch it for me. I said I'm too mad I can't listen to him. I was mad as shit. I got so mad. You came in my room. You're like, go watch it for me. I said, I'm too mad. I can't listen to this dude. It sounded like you could feel his hot breath in your ear. You could feel him basically nibbling on your earlobe. It was like, oh! I had to go in and watch five minutes of it, and I was like, oh, God, I see why he couldn't do this.

It's like you have the feeling that you need to lean in to listen to the screen, but the more you lean in, it still doesn't change, and you're like, nothing I'm doing is making it louder. I have everything turned to max volume. This is awful. He had very like soft, wet mouth sounds. I know. And like, was he German or Indian? He had some kind of accent. I think it was German. I think it was German.

He was like, this is the best way. I can't do a German accent. Matt's German, everybody. This is the best way. I'm sorry, I tried. I can't do it German. Matt's German, everybody. This is the best way. I'm sorry. I tried. I can't do impressions. Hello, I'm a German.

Welcome to Germany. Welcome to Germany. I am your typical German subject. I have my German face and my German clothes and my German hat. You like German food? I'm going to tip my German hat to you and eat some German food. What's German food? As I bid you adieu. to you and eat some German food. What's German food? As I bid you adieu.

That's good German food, Ryan. Schlorn dogs. Schlorn dogs don't exist. Bullshit. Come to the Schlorn dogs. Come to the Schlorn dogs? Is it like a place? Like a region of mountains?

Yeah, I spent the summer hiking the Schlorn dogs with my old man. The Schlorn dogs? It's a region of mountains in Germany. Yeah, I spent the summer hiking the schlorendogs with my old man. The schlorendogs? It's a region of mountains in Germany. Someone who has a picture of them, like, with a mountain, you know, people at the base of the mountain will take a picture with it or whatever. Someone upload that and just say, like, throwback Thursday to when I hiked Mount, what was it? The Schlorn dog. Schlorn dog. When I, when I hiked the Schlorn dog trail.

That sounds like some kind of sexual innuendo. What is that? I've never been there. That looks awesome. I hiked the Schlorn dog trail. I got lost on the Appalachian trail. I think I told that story on the podcast. That shit was scary.

Oh, I know a German food. What? Beer. Bread. Um... Mustard. Meat. Mustard.

Mustard. There you go. Big blonde women with hiking helmets. Viking helmets. Hiking helmets. Hiking helmets. The fuck is a hiking helmet? It has arms on it

and helps you climb up the mountain like when you fall over in exhaustion little arms pop out of it and then start dragging you

like but they look like they're struggling like you normally would but they're doing the work for you so you see so you see a lot

of people face down on like the trails just getting dragged by their hat yep that would be great did you uh have you ever done a lot of people face down on like the trails just getting dragged by their hat yep that would be great you did you uh have you ever done a lot of hiking uh not uh when i was younger not as much now because i'm an old piece of shit jk i'm still in my 20s and i have the body of an old piece of shit you are you are 23 ryan and and and i could I don't think you could look any better, man. You're looking great. That genuinely came off as me being like, I don't think you could look any better.

I was just trying to boost my friend's confidence. That's all I was doing. Thanks, man. Why do you sound upset? I'm not. That's just how I'm talking right now. No, but I see that look in your eyes, Ryan. You're not happy with me.

I'm burping. You're giving me a very angry look. That was an after burp look. You know how people when they go... They do that after they burp? Why do you have to blink after you burp? Just watch people when they burp. They squint their eyes and everything.

It's like their system has to reboot real quick. Take a second to refresh. Yet all of their focus was on making sure that burp was as like fluid as possible. Like every, their entire nervous system like shut down and focused on making that burp go smoothly. You know what was the most disgusting thing when I was a kid? In Toy Story 2, when Sal from Sal's Toy Barn, he's eating them Cheetos. You mean Al. Al. Sorry, Al.

Al's Toy Barn. Sal. Sal. Whatever. Al. He's not a real fucking person. But you should respect him as such. I'm not hurting anyone's feelings fuck him

Al Al's eating some goofy fucking Cheetos and remember he has all that Cheeto dust on his fingers and then Woody's climbing on him to get his arm from like Al's pocket oh yeah I remember he's asleep on the couch and then Al lets out like one of those burps that's not like it's just

oh yeah that's like those guttural burps and I'm like oh imagine just oh yeah that's like those guttural burps and i'm like oh imagine if i were that small facing down the gut of al and he burped in burped in my face that would be disgusting that guy man i hated that character he looked so much like a like a like a guy i knew that was a complete asshole he looks exactly like i showed you his picture once right i was like look at this guy he looks exactly like him and i looks like Al from House 2. He looks exactly like him. And I hope he's doing the equivalent of that in life these days. The Prospector.

The Prospector. That movie was pretty good, man. Toy Story 2 is my favorite Toy Story. It's your favorite Toy Story? I really like 3. Some people had an issue with 3. I like 3. 3 is fine and dandy.

I think I really do like 3. But 2, I'm sorry. 2 is good. Is my favorite. Get a little romance in there that wasn't in the first movie, you two, I'm sorry. Two's good. Is my favorite. Get a little romance in there that wasn't in the first movie, you know? You gotta have that romance, man. Fourth one's gonna have that romance. Holy shit.

Because Woody's gotta get Bo Peep back. Yeah, dude. Toy Story 2 made me horny. Dude, holy shit. What? What is this vehicle? It looks all banged up. I can't even tell what it is.

It looks like it's been in some sort of wreck. Hold on. Let me bend this back. Wait a second, Ryan. Holy shit. Is that a Segway? Oh my fucking God. Okay, Ryan.

Hold on. Pump the brakes. I'm not getting on this Segway if you say one more swear word on this podcast. I'm sorry. Okay? Let's get on this Segway, buddy. Why don't you apologize to the viewers? I'm sorry, viewers.

I'm sorry, Mom. I'm sorry, Ann. Yeah, thank, Mom. I'm sorry, Ann. Yeah, thank you for apologizing to my mom, too. I'm sorry. What was that? What was that? You made a kiss sound on your time on my mom. I was just cleaning my teeth.

You weren't cleaning your teeth. It was a smack sound. I watched you. You looked into the distance as if you were imagining my mother, and then you made a kiss. Dude, she just got butterflies. That's all I'm saying. You think my mom got butterflies? You think a little chill went down her spine?'s like oh ryan yeah yeah this is weird i like talking to my mom like this he's being all sweet and he's he's a young man he's a young attractive man he's a young got a lot going

for him he's like he's he's got that lump like that young nicholas sparks lumberjack aesthetic um yeah sure you know like i'm gonna i'm that like lumberjack that finds sure I'm that like Lumberjack that finds love He's not like mentally challenged He's just stupid He's just slower He didn't learn well Yeah he's the runt of the litter

Not in size but in terms of like You know capacity to To love To love and function like You know The rest of us I'm just gonna throw this out there Ryan You say one more thing about my mom on this podcast.

There will be a phone call between you and my mom on this podcast. Looking forward to it. Actually, wait. What time is it? My mom is asleep, so I can't call her. But maybe on the next podcast. Is that what she told you? Huh.

Yeah? What's up? Maybe I'll have to leave my mom a little voicemail real quick. You know what? Ryan, if my mom's awake, you're gonna have to talk to her. You're not gonna wake your mom up. Siri, call mom. You're not gonna wake your mom up.

Oh, I'm waking my mom up, Ryan. I'm sick of you disrespecting my mother. It's fucking like 7, 8, 9. It's 10, 20 where she is. It's 10, 20. It's 1020. Hey. Hey, Mom. I just want to let you know that Ryan's been saying some stuff about you. And I'm going to give him about 30 seconds to explain himself. So, Ryan?

Ryan. I just hung up. I just hung up I just hung up That's the first time my mom's gonna get God It's just a kiss and then it hangs up She's gonna wake up At 5am tomorrow

And she's gonna see a missed call from me And panic cause she's gonna think I was dying Or some shit And she's gonna be like hey mom Ryan's been saying some things I'm gonna give the phone to Ryan And then I hang up Mom I know that by now

I've explained it to you in person and apologized But here's a formal I'm sorry That wasn't my intention I thought he would take it seriously you know it's all in jest Ann Mrs. Watson

no Ryan I don't call my mom by her first name you have to earn that title from my mom so you still haven't earned the I'm her son sure my cousin does that he calls your mom by your first name my cousin does that he

calls his mom by her first name it was leila yeah he does that's like a stepmom but they have a good relationship i just think i think he does it because he finds it funny it's too formal i know i love it though because she's art i know he i think he stopped i think he just did it like just to get a reaction out of her for a while because it was funny. Cecile, it's like I'm not even talking to my mom when I say that. Yeah, it feels like you're talking to another adult. Like it could be like, Cecile, Cecile. When I see her, I don't think I've never done that.

I just be like, Mom. I don't think like why would I call my mom by her first name? It's mom, you know. But her name. That's so weird. She has a name. She is not Anne to you. No.

She's mom. Yeah. That's awesome. That's pretty cool, man. Having a mom is pretty spectacular. And, uh. Don't. Don't.

See that little twinkle in your eyes. It's fun. I look over, I see, I see that little gleam of. You know, just at one point, Matt, you were a little twinkle in your dad's eyes. So... Yeah, and now I'm here. Now I'm sitting in the Game Grumps office, living it up! With all these amiibos

and guffidgets and... You said guffidgets? Guffidgets. Amiibos and guffidgets, man, I collect them both. Whatever action figures are called. I don't... Just action figures. Aaron's got all these, uh, all these Mega Man and all these Dragon Ball Z action figures around the room. Yeah.

Look at that, man. That's pretty cool. Oh, he's got a Macho Man Randy Savage action figure up there on that shelf. I'm also really not, I don't understand why Aaron has a life-size cutout of Richard Spencer. It's a little strange, but, and it it's signed. I just realized it's signed. Huh. Well, I mean, Aaron, it's each his own.

Now, guys, there's nothing Ryan loves more than Funko Pop figures. That's right. Isn't that right, Ryan? That's right. I collect them. What if we got our own? I don't collect them. Do you?

No. Oh, I was like, yeah, I don't think you do. No. Are you bothered by those at all? Does the design, something about it puts me off. It seems really commercial. When I think of collectibles, you think of action figures or baseball cards they don't seem like collectibles these are produced solely to be collectibles i guess

yeah it's like there's there's something very disney about it oh totally i just kind of think they're ugly too i think that like the uh just the design. I'm not a big fan of little black eyes and stuff like that. I can see that. I don't know. Not my thing. What if Funko makes us Funko figures, and they're like, we're sorry you don't like the design, but now you have to stare at these and then apologize to us on national television live, 7.30 p.m., cnn.com.

They're going to be live. I'll say I don't know what that means. What if like... Camera cuts off and all of a sudden these guys in suits burst through our door. Matt, Ryan, follow us. You got to go give this speech to apologize. They take us to CNN headquarters. take is to Siena headquarters.

We gotta apologize on live TV. They dress up and, like, we're sweating and shit. They have, like, fucking M4s or whatever you want pointed at our necks. Funko, we are so sorry. We didn't, uh, it was just simply I was stating an opinion. I didn't know that, you know, you would get so upset by it. Okay, send them to the furnace. No!

Man, what the fuck? they just throw me into like a massive furnace yeah dude what if like what if funko was in like like 90 done with like like a deal for us like we're gonna we're gonna make them their own funko pops and they're gonna make so much money and then they hear this podcast like it's off the table fuck these guys they're dead to us it was gonna be like the like we were we were gonna be set for life because of this Funko deal I mean if that's a thing Funko then we'll do it

tell us to take this part out of the podcast and we'll rethink because imagine if we had Funko we had those fans make Funko figures of us and I appreciated those

I didn't think those were awful appreciated past tense what does that mean? I mean I appreciate those I still they're on my bedside? What does that mean? I mean, I appreciate those. I still, they're on my bedside table. I kiss them every night. I kiss yours. I kiss mine.

I say goodnight, Funko me and Funko friend Ryan. And then I have sweet dreams. That's sweet. Do we have our own little, like, to scale apartment? Yes. It's on my bedside table. Whenever I go into the kitchen, do you have to rush into your room and change my character to be in the kitchen?

No, Ryan. It does that on its own. That would be creepy. That would be awesome. I got a little bit of your soul when I put it in this thing. Your mama got a little bit of mine. Ryan! I'm sorry. I saw a post online that was like, hi, I'm a new watcher of Super Mega. Did you sell this kid's sound to you? That's how I read a post online that was like, hi, I'm a new watcher of Super Mega.

And sometimes – Is this how this kid sounds to you? That's how I read the post. He's like, sometimes like Ryan will say something and Matt will go, Ryan, stop. Is that real? Is he actually upset? Yes, actually I am. Yeah, we're constantly mad at each other.

That's real anger. It's real rage. And I just thought I'd give you a direct answer instead of let other people answer for me. Because you guys can't put words in my mouth. Only I can put words in my mouth. No, you can only eject words from your mouth. Ryan. Someone who has you at gunpoint

can put words into your mouth. That's true. They definitely can. They can be like, say this, and then you say it. And they put the words in your mouth. What if I, uh... Or your brain put them... Okay, so they're putting the words in your mouth and then you spit them out. Okay, that's fine. The saying's clear to go.

Myth busted. Ryan, I got something for you. What if I wrote a word down on a piece of paper and I stuck it in your mouth? I'd be putting words in your mouth. Literally, yes. Yeah. I'm excited.

What for? Can I speak about going... I'm going to go see a test screening of a movie. I'm not sure I can say what movie at all. Yeah, Ryan's going to go see a test screening of a movie. I'm not sure I can say what movie at all. Yeah, Ryan's going to go see a test screening of a movie. I don't know, they were handing out pamphlets. Yeah, it's not private. Yeah, it's not private.

Just say it, dude. Mowgli. By? Andy Serkis. Andy Serkis, yeah. Ryan's going to go see a test screening of a movie. Yeah, a movie that's not going to come out until the latter half of this year,

like in October. Damn, dude, you're lucky. You're a lucky man. Cut out the October part. Okay. I don't know. I don't want them to eject my invitation. Let's say, Ryan, on your podcast, you set the wrong date.

They didn't invite me. They were just handing out fucking slips, so. Look at you, man. I mean, all this information that I'm saying is public knowledge. Yeah. Because it's on a piece of paper. Ryan, they're not going to sue you. You're good, man.

You're good. Ain't nobody going to sue you. But I've always wanted to be a part of like a test screening i think it's really cool this is like super like cool to me yeah that is that is pretty cool man i'm proud of you and it's andy circus and i really i like him andy circus guy sounds like a real uh a real clown come on that was funny right it was it was pretty good i was leaving room in for a laugh track oh that's very or put a bunch of me laughing like a crowd of me i'll do like several laughs do some laughs real quick oh oh boy okay now i'm gonna play the whole thing back. How it should be listened to. Guy sounds like a real clown.

Oh! Oh, boy! That was obnoxious. Yeah, that was. Both versions. What do you mean, both versions? The one where it was just me doing... You're saying my original joke was obnoxious? No, I'm saying what I originally did and then what it turned out to be when it was put together.

That's absolutely true, man. Did your mom text you back yet? No, my mom didn't text me because she's asleep, Ryan. She's going to wake up in a cold sweat saying something's wrong with Matthew. And she's going to check her phone. She's going to say, ah, Matthew called me and he left a voicemail. What if he was dying and this was his last voicemail? And I'm going to say, mom, you know, Ryan wanted to say something.

And then it's a kiss. Just a kiss. Yeah, she's going to be like, that's going to start her. She's going to get the butterflies that it's a kiss. It's just a kiss. Yeah, she's gonna be like, that's gonna start her, she's gonna get the butterflies that I'm talking about. Ryan! Ryan! What? It's my mom! I know! That's not a sexual thing.

That's just like a, wow, that boy's sweet and he makes me feel nice. I don't get butterflies when like a doctor, okay, what are you doing with your tongue now, Ryan? You're making little tongue motions. You're lying. I'm not lying. Why would I make that up? I'm talking about my mom. You're lying. Stop. What are you doing? That's vulgar.

That's grotesque. What are you talking about? I have no idea what you're talking about. That is grotesque. Stop it. Stop. I don't even want to describe it because it's about my mother. I'm not doing shit. I'm standing over here. Standing. You're sitting. I'm standing. Sitting on the couch. I'm just standing here. I just standing over here. Standing. You're sitting. I'm standing. Sitting on the couch. I'm just standing here.

I just walked in and he started accusing me of this. Where am I? Ryan, you're on Super Megacast episode 77. How long have I been here? 77 episodes. 77 episodes. That's a lot of time. We had an idea.

Actually, I had an idea. Ryan had no part of this. Okay. So don't give him any credit. Don't give me any credit. We were talking about making a live stream on our channel. That's 24-7. That's just podcast episodes of Super Megacast,

always playing in random order. No, I mentioned to you this first, and then you forgot that I mentioned it, and then you... No, no, I came up with this so long ago! Because I saw Mega64, and I was like, hey, dude, they have this, and then you're like, mentioned it and then you know no I came up with this so long ago I saw mega 64 and I was like hey dude I had the idea before you came we need to do that boy but uh

but but we got a we're gonna make it maybe if you guys what do you guys think that's what we all know so leave a comment down below let us know if you think that's a cool idea it would just be random episodes like podcast like just mixed up like it's a little radio station yeah so you tune in and because there's so many episodes now 77 of them you're not ever going to hear the same thing

twice well you are if i mean if you were to listen for like three days four days straight i mean when people like if people listen to it one day and then they just don't listen to it for a few months like a month and they come back it could potentially be on the it's possible it could be the same episode again but that's a 1 in 77 chance. Are you taking into account the time past? And where statistically it could line up at that point? Of course I am, Ryan. I always think about this kind of stuff.

You're always a step ahead of me. I'm always thinking about math and science and history and geography and geometry. How about music? I'm always thinking about music. I got my own little radio station in my head. It plays 311 and Sublime and, you know, stuff like that.

Little Lion Man? That's not a thing. What is Little Lion Man? What are you talking about? What's Little Lion Man? That's what you listen to all the time. What the fuck is Little Lion Man? What are you talking about?

You don't know Little Lion Man, dude? No, because it's not real. It's another Ryanism that you come up with in your gas line. Little Lion Man's a thing. Yeah, and you listen to it all the time. No, I don't. What is this? It's Little Lion Man.

No, it's not. This is Little Lion Man. I don't know what's going on. Look, it's Little Lion Man. That's a song by Mumford and Sons? Yep Oh I've never heard that before Oh back in high school

I don't like Mumford and Sons Do most people like them? I find their music very annoying That's just my opinion But what do you think about Mumford and Sons? Do you like them? They're there It's not my type of music

They're just like in the other They're somewhere. Like I pass them up musically. Like I was just kind of like, what? What's going on? I don't really care about this folksy music. I just kind of pass them. I heard them and listened to them and it didn't stick

and I don't listen to them today and it's not something I would ever go back to and listen to. Yeah, it just doesn't feel like the tune of their music does not catch my ear and tickle it and go, hey, keep listening to this because this sends dopamine in in your brain doesn't do that for me it just kind of it kind of just goes ah matt you don't need to listen to this it's like they could tour around with owl city and it would be it would be uh i'm sure everybody would love it owl city is the same for me i don't i've never really been a fan that's why i'm kind of grouping them together

yes that type of music. Exactly. Similar styles. And I'm also the same. I'm not saying it's bad. It's just style I'm not into. Exactly. Ed Sheeran. I'm the same way with him. Didn't he like.

Wasn't he not able to sing or something at first. And then he just taught himself. Or he got someone to just teach him how to sing. And now he can sing. I wonder how much of singing is. Like genetically. Like how your voice is to begin with. And how much of it is actually learning. Because like if anyone can learn to sing.

I don't think anyone can learn to sing. Yeah, I feel like there's some people you probably can't. I don't know. It's got to be genetic. I feel like Danny would tell you can learn. I don't know. I don't think so. I feel like anybody can learn how to sing, but it's singing well that's the problem.

Yes, just like anybody can learn how to drive a car, but driving well is a different story. What about a man with no arms? I'm sure he'll find a way to drive. Get a little mouth control, put his tongue on it. What if he has an eye patch and he's blind in the other eye? Then he probably shouldn't try to drive. He can want to, but that would not bode well. He could still learn

how to drive, actually. He could have one foot that controls the gas and the brake and one foot that has two pedals for left and right. I don't think he should drive, personally, but i don't want to stop a disabled man from achieving his dreams he can drive in like an empty parking lot on like a hundredth of a gallon of gasoline so he gets like five feet. Yeah. And then I'm like, Hey buddy, you did it. You drove. And then he gets out and then the president hands him a big medal and it says good job for driving. Or as a prank, we could put him on the one-on-one freeway in a, in a U-Haul, a very big truck filled with 10,000 pound weights. Oh, okay. I think that'd be funny. That would be funny.

It'd be pretty funny. Just a big old prank on the guy. Yeah. If we did that, like we found a man with no arms and he had eye patches on both eyes and then put him in a truck and made him drive on the 101 freeway. I don't think that story would go over well. Not for a lot of people. And I think a lot of people might die as well.

But for the meme, dude? For the meme of it! For the meme of it? Oh, heck yeah! Fuck yes, brother. Yeah, I'm feeling that one. That's a hot meme. That's a fresh meme. Do you still feel like you have a general grasp on internet culture? Yes, I think I do.

Okay. Do I partake in it or necessarily find it all funny? No, but I feel like I have a grasp on it and I understand. There hasn't been too much that's hit me yet like i don't think i'm too far detached or too uh old to to look at you know the memes of today and say i don't get it or yeah it's like i get it i just uh it's like i i probably would have laughed at that four or five years ago yes just because i guess i am because i am about 22 now. So some of that stuff is – but I don't want to sound like a meme patrician, man. I don't want to sit over here and be like, oh, these memes just aren't funny enough for me.

Maybe five years ago when I was a little less cultured, I'd laugh. They're not funny to you. Yeah. But they're not. I can't help not thinking it's funny. Sometimes they're funny. There are some funny ones. Some.

I do – I don't dislike memes. I don't think memes are unf funny ones. Some. I do. I don't dislike memes. I don't think memes are unfunny. I think that there's a rise in memes and how anything becomes a meme now. And the life cycle of a meme is so short nowadays. Do you remember way back in like 2012, a meme would live for like months and months and then just now it's like everyday. It's like a little urban legend. Yeah, exactly. Get its own page on Know Your Meme, which now Know Your Meme has so many pages.

What if there's a page for Super Mega? What if? Know Your Meme? Are we a meme? Should I look own page on Know Your Meme, which now Know Your Meme has so many pages. What if there's a page for Super Mega? What if? Know Your... Are we a meme? Should I look it up on Know Your Meme to see if there's a page for Super Mega? Know Your Meme, if there's not a page, I will be so disappointed. Know Your Meme? Oh, wait, we do have a page on Know Your Meme. Ryan!

What? We've made it! What does it say about us? We have our own page on Know Your M it! What does it say about us? We have our own page on Know Your Meme! What does it say about us? Guys! When did this happen? Super Mega is a let's play and live action comedy channel created and hosted by Matt Watson and Ryan McGee. Wow guys,

now you just gotta make us a Wikipedia page. Can someone make me and Ryan a Wikipedia pages please? I would like one for myself and he would like one as well. You came to me before this podcast and said, Matt, please ask people to make us Wikipedia pages because I'm too nervous to ask. And I said, sure, Ryan, of course I will. So please make the longest, most accurate, because Wikipedia will remove it otherwise. It's got to be the most accurate Wikipedia pages.

Please don't make bad Wikipedia pages. They'll ban us forever. You know, I can't get verified on Twitter anymore thanks to white supremacists. So thank you, white supremacists. Oh, yeah, they took out that. Yeah, Twitter removed their request verification feature because it had to do with something with white supremacists. So thanks a lot, guys. You really blew it for me.

You fucking Nazis. You really made me unhappy with this one. You're speaking to nazis yeah but they're jumping to the keyboard saying they're not nazis though twitter could have allowed those nazis to say whatever they wanted come on hey i know man i mean that is just a strictly business decision though it's not like infringing on no that's the thing because people act like like let's say twitter starts banning nazis like legitimate neo-nazis and white supremacists and then people are cool that's my freedom of speech has been silenced it's like no twitter's a it's a business yeah it's like it's

not a government-owned government-owned government-owned institution so they have the right to say hey this is our business we don't want people like that on our program well i see the benefit and also like of course this always needs to happen all sides need to be able to voice their every opinion even though it's stupid because that's how we weed out stupid opinions is by hearing them um and we attach ourselves to opinions that are that seem good or at least morally sound usually and of course there's always gray areas in between those. It's just like when it does come to Twitter in terms of that,

if someone is offending anyone at Twitter, a CEO or something, then that person has the right to take it upon themselves as their business to do whatever they need to to to uh to cut some i don't know because people might not put ads on that shit anymore same thing happened with youtube yeah you're seeing this this has a lot more to do with i think ads than the disagree the the disagreement of opinion on the company's part even though the companies do stand like we don't stand with these views i think it all it basically goes to sites going well i'm not sure i want to host my stuff when there's a bunch of nazis on the site that's true that's true so so uh

i don't like nazis i don't either by the way i'm not sure if I've said that. But I, by the way, I, I don't, I do not appreciate Nazis viewpoints or their actions in the past and present or in the future. Just for the future, you don't support those actions. I don't support them. Speaking of awful people, did you hear about that mom and dad that kept like 13 of their kids locked up in their basement for years like handcuffed and everything yeah like the anywhere from 12 years old to 29 years old yeah and they had they had like a baby too i think they had like young kids too not like kept chained up but

sure a lot of the kids have uh just a mental disability like a learning disability just from that because did you ever see the story of the two like wild children that were found out in the woods or something like that? They were found. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And then, I mean, they're with a loving family now, but they're, they've, they never clicked because in their developmental period, they were just, they didn't get like the nurturing.

No, no nurturing. They didn't learn. They didn't learn, no nurturing. They didn't learn anything. They didn't learn a language essentially. They didn't learn how to take care of themselves. I mean they learned for themselves but like as a wild instinctive being. Yeah. Not as a taught socialized person of society.

That's the crazy thing because it's like those years are the most crucial years for learning because that's when your brain is like developing and then after that it kind of forms it's like clay and like you know you can still learn stuff

but like the key years are gone. Like I wish that I had somehow been able to learn a language when I was like five because I feel like like you can become

fluent in language so much quickly so much more quickly when you're a kid. Yeah. You know like that's crazy and now it's so much

harder as an adult. You just wish just kind of because it would be no effort for you now but when you were younger like your parents were bilingual yeah they were and then they teach you guys because i got friends who just uh they know different languages while they not like they can speak it well too but they just understand it more because they learned it as a first language as a child. Yeah, exactly. Like Spanish or something. I had friends, one of my best friends in high school was Korean.

And his mom would always like talk to him in Korean and he just like responded in English nonstop. And I was like, oh, so you speak Korean? He's like, kind of. I'm like, well, you just like you understand it. And it was so funny because he'd be on the phone with his mom and his mom be talking to him and he'd be like yeah yeah and she'd get really mad and then he'd have to start speaking in Korean back like like just to fight with his mom that's gotta also be something if you could

speak another language and you were talking with your family some conversations would seem a bit more private I'm sure yeah totally we should uh I think everyone should learn another language and teach their kids and everyone will be nice and smart. Let's all learn sign language. Okay, Ryan.

What? I know, I know. How much of the alphabet? I know A, B, C, D. Oh, forgot. F. E, F, G, H, I. You're just making signs with your hands.

Yeah, I am. Yeah, that's sign language. What if we start doing Super Mega Cast in sign language? Man, we should just be like, just imagine just. No, like we should do it regularly, but then put that little like the box video of a woman in the corner doing sign language for the entire podcast explaining what we're saying. Just like. I'm just imagining just like the podcast as is just. That's us yelling at each other.

That's when you're saying something about my mom. I'm like, stop. You're snapping back. Oh, man, guys. Well, I think that about does it. It's been kind of an all over the place podcast, but I had fun. What about you, Ryan? I feel like it's a good one.

Good energetic podcast. I have to agree. Just good and fun. Again, check out MeUndies. You know, you got the 20% off your first pair. And to end the podcast, Ryan, would you light the stick of dynamite and place it in my ass? Sure. Hold on.

Okay. Okay. Putting it in. Okay. There you go, buddy.