supermegashow - EP 79 - The Infinite Monkey Theorem (w/ Ross O'Donovan)

Episode Date: February 10, 2018

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These gay penguins stink up the place. They do nothing but have gay sex. I sent him a DM the other day. No, you didn't. You sent Alex Jones a DM. You sent Alex Jones a DM. I did. His DMs are open.

And I said, hey, do you want to come on my podcast? And he never responded. Alex Jones, if you're hearing hearing this never come on the podcast he probably probably thinks you're part of the deep state probably thinks so man anything super mega deep state now super mega is the deep state they got their friend ross o'donovan who's an australian on the podcast not even american who knows if ice is gonna have have any fun with him i stole some jobs that's kind of what we immigrants do

Ross what pisses me off is that you know you're here at this company and you stole a good job that a perfect American could have yeah here you are with your smug Australian ass it's good the only downside about you being Australian is that well like you being

you know your typical Australian is that you know it like you being, you know, your typical Australian is that, you know, it's hard to tell that you're Australian just by looking at you. Why are you pinpointing Australians? Because we need less of them in America. Because they're stealing all of our fucking movies, dude. And women.

And women. Tired of these Australians coming in, stealing our jobs and women. Dude, the Wolverine is Australian. Is he really? Hugh Jackman? He's from my hometown. Yeah. He's from Per women. Dude, the Wolverine is Australian. Is he really? Hugh Jackman. He's from my hometown.

Yeah. He's from Perth. Oh, I should figure that. He went to the same school as my sister. Is it Margot Robbie Australian too? I don't know. I think she is. Or British or something. She has an accent.

I'm almost certain she has an accent. What's the Thor guy's name? Chris Hemsworth is Australian. Yeah, he's from... I'm pretty sure he's from Rockingham, which is outside of Perth. Him and his brother. What's his brother's name? Hunger Games, Gale, whatever.

Yeah. The guy, the dude's name isn't Gale. The dude's name is something Hemsworth. Ryan Hemsworth? No. I'd remember that. You know how you always remember actors who have your name? Yeah.

Dude. Like Ryan McShane. Bob Ross. Oh yeah, Bob Ross. remember actors who have your name yeah dude like ryan mcshane bob ross oh yeah bob ross matthew mcconaughey and matthew damon you should just say matt damon oh i want to call him matthew damon i want to call him matthew damon imagine seeing matthew so imagine seeing matthew damon hey matthew yeah dude matthew damon sounds more like an actor than Matt Damon, I think. That's where the whole thing came from, people seeing him and like Trey Parker met Stone and joked with him about when people saw him

they'd be like, hey Matt Damon! Matt Damon! So that's why they gave him the Team America World Police Matt Damon. He just goes, Matt Damon! Because it's making fun of people who see him on the street and call out his name. Does that ever happen to you, Ross? Anyone ever see you and just yell Ross?

No, they see me in public and yell, God damn it, Ross! And I'm just like, I don't mind it. I mean, I do mind it, but I don't mind when people just say it, but when it's like I'm out in public and someone screams, it's like, oh my fucking God, that's so cringey.

I feel bad for them, but I'm also embarrassed that it's drawn oh my fucking god that's so cringy i feel bad for them but i'm also embarrassed that this draw attention to me i guess what okay what what would you say there's no harm in someone being socially inept no not at all but like like that like that's not that bad that's just kind of like not a not fully if i'm like out with holly and i'm like you know trying to have a nice day. It's like, it's kind of. That doesn't make you feel like a big man, a big famous movie star when someone recognizes you. Somebody else, God damn it, Ross, when you're out having a nice picnic with your wife.

The problem is that, you know, if you're trying to have a nice time and then someone draws a lot of attention to you and then everyone's like, what was that about? And then like 20 more people figure out what it's about. Then it's just like, thanks. Like if it was just a quiet like you came up it's like hey a big fan like oh thank you you know like that's that's the difference you know what i mean it's like it's it's not inconvenience but it's like when you make it a like a scene it's like fucking christ what are you doing there's a this there was this time someone I was just having dinner and someone wanted to take a picture with me or whatever. And then everyone around the vicinity started looking over. And I could see them doing this face.

Seeing if they could recognize me. I was like, do I recognize this person? Is that a big movie star? And then in their heads, I could see them go, nah, no, that's nobody. That's probably just like her brother or something that she recognized or a family member that's happened to me too and it happens to aaron and i remember when we were i think we're in japan actually mate yeah i think we're into disneyland in japan and forget that they have disneyland in japan everywhere dude they got in like china is it better better in Japan than it is here? It's about the same. Yeah.

So like what happened was these people come up to us. They're like, hey, can we get a picture? And we take a picture. And then this woman walks over with her kids. She goes, are you in movies? What do you do? We're like, oh, we have a YouTube channel. She's like, oh.

And then she like walks away. And it's just like. You should have lied. You wouldn't have known who we were. Even if we said we were in movies, you would have asked for a picture and posted on Instagram going, I met a big celebrity. Ross, you should have just. I'm so.

Yeah, I know. Like, you don't know who they are. It's like, oh, I've been a huge fan since their first movie. You should have told them you were Ant-Man. Should have just said I was the alien in Prometheus. Yeah. You're the voice of Jack in Kangaroo Jackometheus yeah you're the voice of Jack in Kangaroo Jack

yeah I'm the voice of Jack in Kangaroo Jack yeah which you haven't even seen I have not seen Kangaroo Jack but it's fucking fantastic we've talked about this

a million times how good Kangaroo Jack is and as an Australian I think you need to see it apparently Paddington Bear 2 and 1 are very good films yes but I haven't seen

either of them I heard they're sad as shit I heard they're like really good and like people I respect like like either. I haven't seen either. I heard they're sad as shit. I heard they're like really good. And like people I respect like fucking I saw What? Huh? What'd you say?

I was saying I wanted to talk more about Kangaroo Jack. We can't, Ryan. Let's finish talking about Paddington Bear and then I promise we'll talk about Kangaroo Jack. I mean I have nothing to add to the Paddington Bear discussion because I haven't seen it. But if you did see it, what would you say? I don't know.

Grant Kirkup said it was good. Okay. So would you say it's pretty good? Your opinion of it, if you were to see it, is pretty good? Enough people that I respect. When is that going to be a movie review series? Like, I haven't seen it yet. A lot of my friends have.

So I'm going to give this movie an A+. Generally with films like that like if I have friends that I know I have similar taste with and they're like oh dude you love it like they don't just say that

you know? Yeah. Like it's like how you said Baby Driver is good like I took that you know. Like they gotta know they gotta know you'll love it

because they know your taste. Exactly. Yeah exactly. Like I know that long slow paced droning movies you're not attracted to personally i didn't like blade runner or any movie that just kind of like drones and i i i think

people get really heated when i when i say that but i'm just like i the new blade runner film i thought it was boring as fuck there's there's nothing wrong with having an opinion like that but that's the thing when i like when um uh barry's doing the the podcast and he was talking about like movies on grumps um i remember they were like oh do you want to come talk about blade runner i was just like fuck no i this stuff i would say about that film it would have people like in the comments doing probably what they're doing right now like it's wrong yeah essentially opinions oh people really have a problem with different opinions yeah well i mean here's my thing it's subjective right so with with i should probably explain myself i i don't like slow paced stuff and i guess that my issue with it was it was just like i know there's gonna be a horse in the thing just you don't have to draw out this this this

the scene the slow build up. Because, I mean, maybe it just doesn't work for me, but I didn't feel suspense. I was just like, oh my fucking God, get on with it. Like, constantly. That was me the entire fucking film. I don't need to see a fucking 17 shots of a guy walking down a hallway to get to something that I know is going to happen. Like, it just bores the fuck out of me. And maybe that speaks to me having attention deficit disorder

is probably the issue. But, like, I just... But it wasn't just me. Holly hated it, too. Holly hated it. She thought it was terrible. Really? I mean, I could acknowledge...

Like a terrible film or just terribly paced? I thought the pacing was terrible. Okay. I thought it could... The pacing was just slightly better. If I took that film and cut it... Yeah. And, like, brought up the pacing a bit,

I honestly think I would have enjoyed it. If you had a Ross O'Donovan cut. Yeah, seriously. Like the ADD cut. Dude, you should start doing that for movies. An ADD cut of movies. Make an ADD cut of There Will Be Blood. I can acknowledge.

Great cinematography. Acting was pretty good. There's nothing wrong with it just the pacing did you like the score i okay you hated the score right the the the the i the music was fine but the uh um the ambience that like the the the drones the it made me uncomfortable not in like a suspense way but just like fucking christ it's giving me a headache and i don't know if it was the theater i was in because Cause I was in, uh, being Glendale in the Americana.

That theater. Um, and they had, uh, I don't know if it was the speakers, but like when it was playing those like droning noises, I literally had my fingers in my ear and I looked to Holly and she was like, actually in physical pain.

She was like, this is so uncomfortable, but we had to stick around because we went to go see it with her friend, Mark. And at the end of the movie, he was like, that was great. I mean, Holly were like, this is so uncomfortable. But we had to stick around because we went to go see it with her friend, Mark. And at the end of the movie, he was like, that was great. Me and Holly were like, I wanted to leave. I hated it so much. I mean, talking about pain, I mean, sometimes pain can be a good thing.

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I mean, I'm here and I didn't hear the editing. We didn't record it yet. We're recording it after this. I'm sure it was great. I'm sure like 20 people bought it. Would you guys be down to go in on a theater? Like think of this theater. It has like this Australian vibe to it. You know what I'm saying?

And the only thing it does is it shows a double feature of Kangaroo Jack and Crocodile Hunter Collision Course. There's other Australian movies. No. Kangaroo Jack isn't even an Australian movie. It's an American movie. I didn't say it was an Australian movie.

I said this is an Australian themed theater that happens to show not Australian movies, just movies that I want to watch that happen to take place in Australia. That's what I was getting at, yeah. I think it could be a big endeavor. I think you guys would be missing out if you did not jump on this train with me. Concession stand is only at Backstake House.

Dude, if Outback opened up theater chains where you could eat Bloomin' Onions while watching a movie, I'd be so down. I've never heard of Bloomin' Onions before. Can I give an unpopular opinion? I don't like Bloomin' Onions. I a movie, I'd be so down. I've never heard of Bloomin' Onions before. Can I give an unpopular opinion? I don't like Bloomin' Onions. I don't know what they are. Oh, no. I think it might be the name because Bloomin' Onion.

Have you ever just tasted them? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I've had it at Outback Steakhouse. Do you not like it for the aesthetic of the name or do you not like it because you don't like the taste personally? Man, I don't know. Part of it, I think a big part of it's the name, like upsets me for some reason.

The name upsets you so much that you're just not going to eat it and you're like, it's not me. Bloomin' Onion sounds like a name for like a prolapsed anus. So like I think of that and then I don't enjoy the food because of that. A Bloomin' Onion. Because you wish you were eating anus instead. Yeah. Because you're just like, I can't get the... No, I think someone like pointed that out to me once and I couldn't get that out Blooming onions. Because you wish you were eating anus instead. Yeah. It's just like, I can't get the... No, I think someone like pointed that out to me once and I couldn't get that out of my head.

So now I don't like... Also, I don't like the flavor that much. I understand that. When I was a kid, I was eating Coco Pops and my sister... We just got a rabbit and my sister said, oh, Coco Pops look like our rabbit's poo-poo. And I went like, oh my God, she's right. And then after that, I didn't want to eat Cocoa Pops. I didn't eat them for like three months, four months.

Yeah, dude. They look just like rat poo. It does look exactly like rat and rabbit shit. I used to have a cute little bunny, mean as shit, name was Snowflake. Yeah, me too. Then we changed the name to Snowball and then we just named it Bunny, the rabbit.

We had a black rabbit named Thumper and then it escaped. Like a bambi. Yeah, yeah. It escaped its cage and became feral. So whenever we saw, there was like holes, like it had been digging holes like all around our backyard. Yeah, what?

So we had a really big backyard back then. And then what happened was we ended up finding the rabbit and we caught it and we're like, finally, we found Thumper. And Thumper was like hissing and like snarling and shit. Yeah. Like crazy thing. No rabbits could do that. Yeah.

And then we took the rabbit and we gave it to the lady across the street who had like chickens and cats and stuff. And she was, she's just like better with animals. And we're just like, Hey, like, do you think you could like maybe look after Thumper? Like it's kind of scaring the kids. Cause it's like in the backyard and it's kind of, it actually attacks people. Fuck. So you have a guard rabbit.

Yeah. We had a guard rabbit. So what happened was she's like, yeah, sure. So eventually we were like, oh, let's go check up. My mom was like, we can go over there and see how Thumper is. Because we liked Thumper, but it was still kind of uneasy because Thumper was so crazy. It would snarl and bite. So we go over there and she's like, yeah, I don't know where Thumper is.

And then all of a sudden, one of her like big orange cats like walks around the corner from a bush and then out of nowhere Thumper jumps out of the bush like a raptor and jumps onto the side of the cat and takes a huge bite into the cat and the cat goes and goes running and then the rabbit ducks back into the

the bush and ever since then every time someone's like oh like we're watching Holy Grail, and then the rabbit comes on screen. It starts attacking people. I'm like, war Vietnam flashbacks. My rabbit was mean as shit.

If it got mad, it would just start biting at the cage and just let you know that he or she is angry. Rabbits can be ferociously mean. I take that back. When I was in elementary school, I remember one of the classes I was in had a new cage of rabbits.

Because earlier, someone was taking care of rabbits at their house. A rabid raccoon got in and killed some of the rabbits. So they took the ones that didn't get attacked and brought them into school that day for safekeeping for some reason, which was a pretty stupid idea. And I remember I went to go pick up one of the rabbits that had been in the cage with the rabid raccoon.

Who watched his friends die. Yeah. And it bit me. And I was thinking like, oh, shit. Oh, shit. If this thing has rabies, it just bit me. And I had like a paranoia attack that I had rabies. And I was thinking like, am I going to have to cut my finger off?

Am I going to have to? You ever see a video of a human with rabies? Yeah. It's terrifying. I haven't seen it. I've seen that old black and white footage video

where it's like this bald guy and he's just Does it look like zombies? Yeah. Yeah. Pretty much. You like foam at the mouth and

You kind of you don't from what I've seen in the videos maybe it was taken in some medical thing so they're not as violent but I didn't see any violence it was mainly in some medical thing so they're not as violent but i

didn't see any violence it was only like foaming at the mouth and people were essentially in comatose it seemed like yeah it was it was scary man rabies is and if you have like a rabies scare they have to give you shots and you got to get a bunch of shots in your in your stomach i think it's like in your abdomen they just they shoot you up like 20 times that uh that actually happened to my friend money yeah past he passed. He had a, he got bit by a bat. A bat? Yeah,

and they can carry rabies so he had the whole thing. Wait, like a bat just flying around normally? I believe so. I mean, I wasn't there because it happened in Texas

but I remember reading about it on Facebook. He was like, yeah, I'm getting rabies shots and I was like, oh my fucking God. Yeah,

rabies shots sound awful. Apparently they're really painful. My dad was friends with someone that got- Do you mind if I quickly- Yeah, go ahead. Watch the rabies video.

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Only with RBC. Is it the black and white one? All right, here's my live reaction to a man with rabies. Rabies in a human patient. This group of villagers from the back country of Iran were all attacked and bitten by a rabid wolf. A rabid woman? Rabid what? Wolf. Oh. I thought it said a rabid woman? Rabid what?

Wolf. Oh. I thought it said a rabid woman. Being chased by a rabid wolf sounds terrifying. Wolves are terrifying. Like, they're already terrifying. Give it rabies and it's like three times more terrifying. Wolves are like the perfect.

I feel like this is going to be edited to be like a metal video. I'm skipping through it. Like the centipede. I mean, it just looks like a guy strapped down to a table and he's just foaming from the mouth and looking around. Yeah, but my dad was friends with this guy that got bit by a monkey. Yeah, he died. What?

Fuck off. I'm serious. No, you're fucking lying. He died of rabies? Yeah, he died of rabies. Fuck off. No, he didn't. No, he didn't die, dude. He's still dropping the bass out there. My dad was friends with a guy who went to Thailand and he got bit by a monkey and died because the monkey gave him like a disease and he died like real quick so uh stay away from monkeys guys if you see any monkeys are cute though monkeys are cute but they're little they're little devils man they'll they do all

sorts of bad shit they'll bite you they'll attack you they'll do weird sexual things they'll throw their feces they. They'll tear you apart limb from limb. Yeah, they will, dude. I'd rather be attacked by a pack of, okay, Ryan, a pack of wolves or a pack of monkeys to meet your fate. I think I could at least try to defend

myself against a pack of monkeys. You can't. Like, you're gonna die from them regardless. We're not talking about apes. We're talking about monkeys, right? Yeah, but you're gonna die regardless from being attacked by them. They're going to die from them regardless. We're not talking about apes. We're talking about monkeys, right? Yeah. But you're going to die regardless from being attacked by them. They're going to kill you. So which one? I'd probably choose wolves because I think it'd be faster. You think?

And less pain. Because they'd rip you real quick. No. Where monkeys would probably. Sometimes they just kill for sport and they like watching you suffer. I'm sure monkeys do too though. Monkeys don't kill for sport. As far as I know.

Monkeys are the most murderous beings out there. Where is the. Are these facts? These are 100% facts. Did you learn this from Animal. Monkeys are the most murderous beings out there. Are these facts? These are 100% facts. These are real facts. Matt's animal planet. These are real facts, Ryan. Monkeys kill for sport.

They kill more than any other animal on the planet. Well, wolves definitely kill for sport, 100%. Well, so do monkeys. And they have fun with it. Monkeys love killing, dude. They will make your death slow.

Monkeys find all sorts of creative ways to kill. They'll create little, like, tools and baseball bats and shit if you give a monkey a gun watch what it does yeah give a mouse a cookie if you give a monkey a gun he'll only want bullets

give him a typewriter and he'll just write there's that like thing that's like if you give monkeys typewriters like eventually they'll write like yeah what i was referencing what is the what's that theory it's like they'll eventually write all of shakespeare's work or something but i'm pretty sure the monkeys will die before then what is that theory like because i feel like i'm leaving something out we are the monkeys and that over time we evolved into beings and then the end result was the complete works of Shakespeare.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. I think I've cracked the Da Vinci code, guys. I gotta look this up, man. Let me see. Okay, monkeys typewriter. Okay, monkeys, it throws me off because it's one of the only words that ends with Y but when you make it plural, it's not I-E-S it's just Y-S, you know?

Yeah. The I-E-S form is just a bunch of monks. It's like funkies. Here it is. The infinite monkey theorem. It has a Wikipedia page. The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time

will almost surely type a given text such as the complete works of William Shakespeare. So it's just saying like if a monkey clicks keys enough it will eventually type eventually. That's like saying any stupid animal. That's like But it would be a complete accident.

It would be like 17 trillion versions of you know almost Shakespeare like to be all they fuck up the last sentence you know oh shit we were so close new monkeys guys imagine having to like

your hell is you have to sit in a room with a monkey with a typewriter until he types all of like a midsummer's night dream well that's never gonna happen. Have you just been writing God damn it, Ross, on this fucking timesheet? No, a monkey did that with a typewriter. Hey, if you give a monkey a typewriter, eventually he'll type God damn it, Ross.

It's just, it's just fact. According to the infant. Put your fucking foot in my face. I had my eyes shut because I was taking a long blink. I felt your foot press against my face. You deserved it, son. I was taking a long blink. I felt your foot press against my face. You deserved it, son. I was taking a nice long blink. You poked the bear with the stick. I'm sorry, Ross. And now

you got the bear's horns. That's with the bear you get the horns. I love that saying, dude. That's my favorite saying. Where'd that come from? Ryan just said it. Great it I'm great Bears with horns, that sounds terrifying

Bears with horns What's scary about bears is they'll chase you You can't escape them, if you run up a tree They can climb a tree and get you There's bears with horns in WoW Really? Yeah, because you can play as a tauren And taurens can turn into druids

Sorry, it can be druids, which are people that turn into animals And you can turn into a bear But if you're a tauren, you've got bullhorns Are druids. Sorry, it can be druids, which are people that turn into animals and you can turn into a bear. But if you're a tauren, you've got bullhorns. Are druids wood people? I mean, they were like... Druids were like tree wood people. I mean, Holly would know better, because she studied medieval history,

but they were just kind of like Merlin. They lived in the forest and they did alchemy and shit like that. Hold on, that's so interesting because we have the basic study of life. Yeah. Like someone who studies actual animals. And then we have the study of fake animals where it's like someone like Holly can know so much about these fake non-existent creatures.

What? Druids. Yeah. No, they weren't creatures. They were people. Oh, I'm talking about, they were like a collection of like people who well i'm talking about the tree people whatever

those people are what i'm talking about like the people that are legitimate tree people that's not you're thinking of like ants ants ants what are druids they're like forest like forest forest alchemy mage priest things. But you're talking about druids, which are different from druids? I said druids. Druids. Druids. How do you spell that?

Druids. D-R-U-I-D-S. Yeah, druids. That's what I said. I'm confused as fuck. I'm very confused right now. What are you fucking on about? Oh, wait, define a druid.

I just did. A person. It's you fucking on about? Oh, wait. Define a druid. I just did. A person. It's a person. They exist in real life. Back in a long time ago, the druids. Where's my fucking phone? Oh, my God. Do I have to fucking look this up?

No, I'm looking it up first, Ross. Hold this phone. Don't let him look it up before me. I'm taking your phone, Ross. Get your foot out of my face. Stop it. Matt, I lost my phone. Where's your phone?

I don't know where my phone is. Is it maybe, did it fall off the couch? Did it fall into this hole? There it is. A priest, magician, a soothsayer, our ancient Celtic religion. There you go. There's a bunch of druids. That looks like the, like...

Druids. They look like if they cross between, like, a group of nuns and the KKK. Didn't you say that, but didn't you just say that they were people that could turn into animals? I said in World of Warcraft. Yeah, I'm talking about those things. Yeah, like fake druids, not real druids. Well, you didn't specify. I was specifying. I said specifically

there's a study of real animals and people like Holly knows stuff about fake things. I'm saying, yeah, because she played World of Warcraft. And the tree people, tree people, the only tree person in World of Warcraft. And the tree people, tree people, you're only a tree person in World of Warcraft if you spec in a resto. What are they called? Restoration druid.

So they are druids. They're fake druids that exist in the lore of like fucking evil shit. I mean, it could, but it wasn't useful. I'm not talking about real old people who think they can do magic in the Celtic religion. Well, you were confusing because you were saying like you were saying it's not a real thing. That wasn't a diss. I found it interesting that people can study and know a lot about creatures that

don't and never did exist. This is a fucking stellar conversation. Maybe you should have my wife on because she could actually talk about this in great detail because she has a fucking medieval history degree. I'd love to have your wife on, Ross. Well, call her because when I was leaving she said I'd like to go on their podcast and I was like, yeah, I bet you would. We'd love to have her on our, Ross. Well, call her, because when I was leaving, she said, I'd like to go on their podcast. And I was like, yeah, I bet you would.

We'd love to have her on our podcast. Why hasn't she been? Because you won't let her on the podcast, Ross. I will. Every time she tries to come in the room, you punch her in the face. Look, she shouldn't be here. It's a man's world. This is a man's world.

Built by men for men. This recording room is built for men. I'm not so man. We are the men. SpongeBob didn't teach you anything. It's now that we're men, we can do anything. Dude, I remember that movie. That seems fucking awesome.

What is that song teaching young girls? What is SpongeBob teaching young girls? That they can't do anything? It's only teaching men. Fuck that movie. What is Spongebob teaching young girls? That they can't do anything? It's only teaching men. It's where Spongebob and Patrick put on seaweed mustaches or something. And they become manly guys. Yeah, they're like, now that we're men, we can do anything now that we're men. Yeah, dude.

I remember the Goopy Dooper or whatever song. Yeah, the Goopy Dooper Dooper song. That's the one. I don't remember. I saw it once and I was like, that was interesting. The Goof Dooper song. That's the one. I don't remember. I saw it once and I was like, that was interesting. The Goofy Goober.

That's the one. Yo, I cried during that movie. Of course, you cried during every movie. When they shriveled up in real life, I was like, I cried.

That was sad. That was a sad moment. How old were you guys? I was probably like 14. When did that come out? Yeah, that's probably the issue. I was like 13 or 14. Were you only 14?

When did that movie come out? That came out a while ago. No, you would have been younger. Yeah. You think so? Oh, yeah. I'm pretty sure. Spongebob came out a while ago. No, you would have been younger. Yeah. You think so? Oh, yeah, I'm pretty sure. SpongeBob came out in 1999, so I'm looking up the movie. I was probably like 11.

It came out in 2004, so that is... No way. 2004, I was 14 years ago. Wait, the SpongeBob movie came out in 2017? No, the SpongeBob SquarePants movie. I was eight. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's right. There's no way i was yeah i was because i was because i was eight when kangaroo

jack and um 2004 i was 17 and i'm i'm i'm 30 now so it's this correct wow oh my god i was just a little eight-year-old when you were 17 ross you were probably doing all sorts of bad boy badass like smoking ciggies i was, I was a huge fucking loser. Yeah? At 17, oh my god. Just animating Newgrounds cartoons? Yeah, I was, actually. That's kind of why I was still a virgin.

And I was drawing. That's why I was still a virgin? Yeah, because I was spending all my time making cartoons. Cartoonist fuck. Luckily, around 18, that all got sorted out because high school was gone, but yeah. They have to fuck to make sure the species continues that's a great quote from Ryan cartoonists fuck

I remember this guy told me when I was in high school he was like the most beautiful passage in the bible is Jesus wept and I'm imagining it as cartoonists fucked that's in my bible it's the most beautiful passage in Ryan's bible cartoonists fuck

if I wrote my own bible is there at least one person out in the world that would believe it religiously yeah look about how easy it is to start a cult you look at all these ridiculous goofy cult leaders and they get like hundreds of people to follow them and kill themselves and kill other people for them you can definitely get someone to follow you in a my sorry i was to say, when I did, when I was on Game Grumps Live with Aaron and Dan, I was opening for them. I forget what, we went all around, but basically the, I forget what city this was in,

but my, oh no, actually it would have been Texas. A friend of mine that I know from this retreat I went to, super nice dude, his name's Andrew. He came and like met up and he knows nothing about video games like not a part of this world at all uh and um fun really funny guy but he comes over and he watches the show and because i was like oh yeah you should come see what we do and he watches it and after after when he like steps backstage he's just like jesus christ you guys could be like a cult you could be like a cult.

You could start like a cult. These people love you. And I was just like, probably could. No, that's the thing. At what point are you a cult? I don't know. Because think about online entertainers. Just think of any online entertainer.

They have a ravenous fan base to where that person can do no wrong and they will listen to this person to a certain extent and maybe even not so it's there is that aspect where a cult could easily be manifested through an online audience but at what point do you take it seriously and say this is a cult the church of Keemstar

I'm serious like you look up Keemstar fucking Logan Paul anybody who has a mass following where the mentality is this person does no wrong. I will defend them against anything. Basically, when you go up against logic, I think is when you start to have that problem. I mean, it's the same with like Hollywood stars and even like Donald Trump and stuff. I think a cult is when – does it have to do with like when they're following not only that person but a set of beliefs? Because, you know, when you follow a YouTuber, you're not following like necessarily a set of beliefs and principles.

Like what defines a cult? Like what sets apart a cult? By that Maverick merch. You got to be a Maverick. You got to be one of us. That's true. That's of being a fanatic, a fan. Like, you know, that's different.

I think cultists are fanatics. Yeah, but fan via definition means fanatic. Like, I'm fanatical about blank. Yeah. But fan's just like a more, like a nicer way to say that. Here we go. The definition of cult is a system of religious veneration and devotion directed towards a particular figure or object. So, yeah.

Like, entertainers, 100% online entertainment. No, but it's like religious. Yeah. Well, then look up the definition of religious because religious doesn't automatically link to jesus or muhammad or anything why did you say that i'm saying like religious is like relating to or believing in i think like a lifestyle that's why scientology no no it has something to do with like creation myths and stuff right like and well i mean an ideology but i guess yeah religion is the belief

in and worship of a superhuman controlling power especially a personal like superman so then so then let's say so what do you call it when there's no god that you're just worshiping this person you call it government you call it a monarchy what do you call it no because it said it said like uh yeah super cold is like religious you don't have to worship like uh like no I get that i'm saying if there is no god aspect but it still acts as though it's a cult like but all of this is aimed at a person instead of a god then it's not it's not a cult what is it what is that well no but like it can't it can be a cult even without like god because it's you're following like a person that you see as like a God figure. Okay. You know?

You know like they're not, they're like a God figure does that make sense? Yes. I'm just thinking about all the trouble that YouTubers have gotten in the past but something big could happen with an online entertainer abusing their mass following in a big way. Introducing Tim's new Savory Pinwheels.

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at some point. It has to. I think it's going to happen. Like, command them to do something? Honestly, I could see it happening on, like, a platform that has more, like, immediate feedback. Like, for instance, okay, here's a hypothetical, right? A Black Mirror hypothetical. Okay.

So, there is a Twitch streamer, right? Let's not go with YouTube, let's go with Twitch. And they're doing IRL streams. So, like, streaming on the go on their phone like out in the out in the world right imagine if that person when they started streaming people would show up and they had like protocol that they had to follow right yeah like we do this we do this we are like a group eventually you wear this specific yeah you wear this specific clothing and you show up in this brand thing and then yeah eventually and so like his his his live streams are just these like uh you know uh like he's blowing the contrail and he's like summoning the the people that follow his and everybody puts on that person's merch and starts watching and it's like yes but they're all

part of this they're all dressed in white and they have to act a certain way or they'll be ejected yeah uh and then they all they all go to that place and and they do things but we don't know yet what think about it okay yeah but i mean that could happen that could definitely happen like like imagine a logan paul like personality but like more intelligent and manipulative not just like stupid manipulative like well not just stupid yeah like stupid enough to make people believe that they're actually apologizing for with a script with not a script yeah that is that is crazy how like you can build that following and not be i guess intelligent about it like it just kind of happens like you're like i like the only reason i i believe that he the following is that ravenous around the whole maverick shit is because

it's just kids like bad boys oh kid yeah exactly like i was thinking about i came across this youtube channel the other day where it's this this dude like this 15 year old riding around in a supercar like one of those really nice cars and he he has like 2.3 million views on the video he has a couple million subscribers and it's like little kids like watching rich kids because it's like oh i want that yeah yeah yeah it's like it's it's it's very sad yeah it's very sad but i mean when you were a kid you you you were probably just like, oh, I wish I was like that.

I know when I watched, I mean, it's not the same thing. No, not me. For me, it was like when I saw, I guess it is different. I'm obsessed over animators. When I saw Smosh, I'd be like, I wish I had that equipment. But now it's like, I wish I had that car and that hair and those clothes. Like when I used to watch those youtubers i'd be like i want the equipment to make the quality content they make yeah that's how i felt

about animation i was like oh man that guy's so good like uh adam phillips was one guy i looked up he's still around he's does stuff on bobs burgers now but he made body of brackenwood and all these stuff but now but now people are just like i don't want to make the stuff i just want the attention that the stuff brings. Yeah. So they're not looking to actually make like, I feel the fans, the upcoming vloggers that are now like 12, it's like,

you know, you were interested in animating. I was interested in making sketches. A lot of these kids are probably interested in the same thing, but there is also that sect of kids that is just interested in getting attention. Just like there always has been, there's always going to be that group except i feel like it's a lot more vocal and a lot more violent now because of the way youtube is setting up like there's business markets in general what if what if like like what if one of those big

influencers that has like a massive rabid fan base like back on the cold thing like what if they commanded their whole following to go out and like set on the cold thing like what if they commanded their whole following to go out and like set buildings on fire that's what i mean like imagine that hypothetical i had and what if like it started like really good like okay everyone's gonna bring food today you can't come unless you have food and then we're gonna go find all the homeless people and it starts really nice but then it like as he thinks he has more power he it descends into more madness just like the the dmv burn it down and they all burn it down but then like people would do it but like he's gotten so popular that everyone

in the area is is like this small town they're all they're all a part of his fan base like even the cops you know that'd be crazy that'd be really scary that sounds like a black mirror it sounds like a black mirror episode i should write a for Black Mirror. Do you watch Black Mirror? I love it. Yeah? Love it. Have you seen Black Mirror? I have seen it.

I have not seen every episode, but I've seen. Which seasons have you seen? I've seen, I don't know. I've just seen a handful of episodes. Do you have like a favorite episode? Metalhead was pretty fucking creepy. That's the recent season. I don't think Matt's seen the recent season.

USS Callister was probably my favorite, though. My two favorites in that season was USS Callister and Hang the DJ. Which one was Hang the DJ, the dating one? Yeah. That was a really good episode. That was actually one that was kind of a palate cleanser after just having an anxiety ridden, like, I don't know if I can watch another one. Because Crocodile's just kind of like your typical just fucking, I feel gross Black Mirror episode. Yeah.

And that kind of makes me... Yeah, sometimes you need like a lower stakes one. And that one had a really nice good feel to it. Yeah. Even though there still was that bit where you're like, ugh. Yeah. But I don't want to, of course, spoil anything. But

back to you, Matt, now that you've had time to think. What Black Mirror episode have you watched that you were like, oh, Matt, now that you've had time to think. What Black Mirror episode have you watched that you were like, oh, wow, that was good? Oh, the first one I ever watched was the pilot where the Prime Minister has to fuck the pig on TV. I love that. That was insane. It's a really good idea. That's the first episode

of Black Mirror. I still think I need to watch a lot of the earlier stuff. I came in a little late. I think one of the best episodes. Fuck a pig on TV? How the fuck does that happen? Basically, they kidnap the prime minister's daughter or some royal figure. And the kidnappers are like, we're going to kill her unless the prime minister fucks a pig on live TV.

So then it's like, okay, are we going to let her die or do I go and fuck a pig on live TV? And I don't want to spoil it, but it's pretty good. It's a good episode. It's a good episode. First episode on Netflix. Go watch it if you want to, if you like, if you're into that kind of stuff. Fucking pigs? Fucking, yeah. Prime Minister's fucking pigs on live television. I haven't seen that episode.

Wow. Actually, I need, because I started, pretty sure I started in season two. So you've in season two so you've so wait you've seen Shut Up and Dance then which is like one of my favorite episodes I might not have

well it has you watch Game of Thrones too right it has Bron oh nice from Game of Thrones nice it's the one

where so you probably haven't seen this one it's in season three maybe I mean it's about I don't watch them in

like because you don't need to yeah I like well that one looks good it's the one where this entity is texting these people

like hey do this or we'll release this info about you or we'll release these secrets that we have about you and these people go around it's like this network of people

that are doing things for this entity it's really cool and interesting and I thought it was really good and the pacing was intense like a blackmail network yes and so like that could theoretically exist with the right that episode is intense it is intense as shit i definitely recommend a blackmail network what is it yeah it's um essentially this hacker group or hacker finds out these things about people and they get them to have this network of like take this to here and give it to this person and the person they give it to is also someone that's being blackmailed so it's like this

group of people that are being blackmailed to do these certain things to to complete tasks for this entity my god that's terrifying i know there's like like some of the black mirror shit like i haven't like i'll read the description for an episode and i won't watch it because i'm like that's gonna stress me out too much yeah that's exactly exactly why i like cherry pick them like i think that whole show is about stress handle this one the newest season wasn't i was about to say it wasn't as stressful but i mean there... There's some stressful episodes. There's some stressful episodes, but I feel like season four really shined when it was a little more positive, which is weird for a Black Mirror season. I heard that it was more like a little light-hearted than the other ones. Yeah, I heard it was something about possibly, I don't know if this is actually the case, but I think it was because of this year's just political shit that was going on there like yeah let's just not

be as dark let's be a little more positive I guess which is fine that's cool because I enjoyed the positive episodes or the episodes that had more of a positive vibe attached to them and speaking of that have you seen the Purges no I have not seen

the Muffin Man but have you seen the Purges movie poster for the first Purge? I did. What? What do you think of that? Hold on. Don't tell Ross. I just want to show him. I think the prequel to The Purge is coming out. Prequel? And they released the-

That's the movie where they kill people on that day. Yeah, where none of the movies are good. Yeah. I saw the second one. No, I saw them both in theaters. Right? You're the reason we're getting a prequel. No, I saw the second one in theaters, I saw them both in theaters. Right? You're the reason we're getting a prequel. No, I saw the second one in theaters. This is the poster for it. It's just a white background.

I mean, it's got a Make America Great Again hat, but it says the first Purge. I don't think that the movie... I think the poster is specifically just to spark a reaction. is specifically just to spark a reaction. I don't think there's going to be anything in the movie that's going to connect the Red Hats or anything to the Trump. I think it's just

to get people to go see it. Is anything about the movie out yet? Do they know what the plot is? It's just about the first purge. It probably has nothing to do with Trump. They just use a Red Hat just as kind of like a black mirror nod to what's going on. Yeah.

I figured from the poster, oh, it's going to have something to do with, I guess, the current political climate. And that's why they did that. I don't know. I guess we'll see. We'll see when the trailer for the movie drops. I mean, all the Purge movies are wonderful. They're very good pieces of cinema.

They're horrible. I've never seen one I don't care elaborate Matt why are they so bad they're campy no campy can be good though they're just not that I feel like they're too cheesy it's just like oh ok I wish they were more cheesy

why do people wear masks in the Purge we had this discussion once why do they wear masks in the Purge? They're bad cheesy. We had this discussion once. Who was it with? We were like, why do they wear masks in The Purge if it's legal to kill? Because just the ramifications of knowing. That it might have been your neighbor? Yeah. Well, I mean, if you're going to kill them. You don't want it to be awkward for the rest of the year, Ross.

We had this exact conversation on another podcast, I think. Did we? Or was this a conversation with another podcast, I think. Did we? Or was this a conversation with someone else? I don't remember this conversation. Neither do I. I had this conversation with someone. We were talking about how that whole year, you just see Ted across the street and he's like, how's it going?

He's just trimming his hedges and shit, but you just know that fucker tried to kill you. The whole year, you're like, good to see you, Ted! And then the year rolls around it's like see you tomorrow definitely boom like game time how you doing oh you know family's doing all right don't have a daughter anymore but uh yeah you killed her last year oh yeah she was great oh anyways uh I'm just going to go inside and prepare for the festivities. Yeah, the festivities. Are you taking part in the festivities?

What kind of weapon are you using this year? Oh, I don't want to give away the magic. Magician never reveals his tricks. I've got something very good in store. It's a tank. I've got a tank. Matt, you just came up with something. Let's all make a movie.

Another Purge movie, except this one will be good. And it's about a magician trying to escape the Purge. And he uses smoke bombs. And he disappears into hats and shit. You could call it like the erasure or something like that. But it's like a comedy about the Purge where there's a magician on the street.

There's an escape artist magician. There's a priest. He has a bunch of friends that are clowns and stuff. So there's this group of bad clowns that come out of this small car. And there's like 10 of them with chainsaws coming out of this small car. That's what The Purge should have been. You purge should show people being nice and through throughout the year to each other yeah and like you build up to the purge it's like see you tomorrow yeah definitely you know the movie should have just been i think the movie shouldn't have taken itself

so seriously as a uh what what's the word i'm looking for? Horror? Thriller? It tried to be almost kind of like a political... I don't want to say satire because it had a message. It had this serious message that it wanted to get across. It was a very, you know, classist society, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. That type of stuff. You know, the government is bad. The government has all these rich people that have all the power and the purge protects them. Even though it's not supposed to because everyone has the right to kill whoever they want in the purge.

But how come the government officials are protected? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. All that bullshit. I watched all three purge movies. Really? The government officials are protected? Yeah, you're not allowed to kill politicians. You're not allowed to kill just, I think, government officials.

And then what else? I can't remember. Celebrities. So basically, it's a way for the rich to cull the poor. Cull the middle and poor class, yeah. Yeah. Whoa. And some of the high class people, because some people have mansions and shit.

But we're talking about, like, it's... The elite. The elite, yes. Isn't that like the like don't they? I don't remember. It's been a while and I think I only saw the second one. But isn't that what they're like pushing towards? Like the message is that it's it's supposed to be like it's a way for them to kind of like seed out the like poor people in middle class and stuff.

Yeah. Just make them all fight each other. Because then there's that other faction that's like the poor class rising up against the government that's like we're gonna actually try to kill the government people even though they say not to kill them because that's against the rules we're gonna use the purge as a chance to use the confusion as a revolting oh yeah that would be a good is that a movie or no that's what they tried to do except they did it horribly and i don't feel like it fits within what the purge like whoever the director or writer like nothing really gelled well I feel like the purge to be successful needed

to be this exciting bombastic just gore filled just like I don't know you know the difference between fun gore and like like Shaun of the Dead kind of gore or like Quentin Tarantino type of gore just like over the top violence

that would have been a fun movie. But they turned it into something stupid. What are you trying to do? The guy who directed Shaun of the Dead. Edgar Wright? Yeah, Edgar Wright. If Edgar Wright did a purge concept film, right?

Because Hot Fuzz was kind of like a town going crazy, right? But if they did that concept, it was concept was like, oh, like I could totally see him having like all the best cinematography, like in the happy times, like lots of closeups of people cutting edges and like, you know, then cut where it's like, I love his directing style. It's great. So good.

He tells a lot through it. But like, imagine, imagine a purge movie directed, I guess, Edgar Wright style, but you haven't seen The Kingsman, Matt. I love The Kingsman. But you know the part where everybody in the cities are just going ham? I'm not going to say exactly what's going on, but they're just going ham? Yeah. That's how I feel like The Purge should have looked. That would have been entertaining and fun.

The first Purge? Yeah, but The Purge just turned out to be a movie that sucked. And then another movie came out, and it sucked. And then another movie came out and it sucked. And then another movie came out and it sucked. Now another movie is coming out and it's going to suck as well. No matter how hard they're trying to market it. I mean, I don't even know how much they care because it's like they keep – this is the fourth Purge movie. And the only reason they're able to make four is because everyone goes to see it.

Well, because they're made for like $7 or $8 million and then they just rack up the extra millions. That's the thing, man. I don't think they care that much about quality. There's like a point of quality that they want to hit, which is not like that high, but they're like fine with just staying in that margin. You can shoot the whole thing in someone's street. Well, yeah.

That's why a lot of studios, that's why we get a lot of bad horror movies because a lot of teens are going to go see these horror movies. They're going to go with their friends. High schoolers are going to go see these horror movies that are PG-13 high schoolers are going to go and you only need to make a horror movie if you want under 10 million

you could easily make a horror movie under 10 million and the studio is going to look at that and be like okay under 10 million and we're going to make 60-50 million back or even 30 million back that's fine horror films seem like a really good investment because they can be shit but they can be

scary. And if they're really shit and enjoyable, then it's a stoner film. Speaking of which, I just watched Geostorm the other night. How's Geostorm? Is that the one with the satellite system? It's the one with the satellite system that makes and it has Gerard Butler

from 300. It is incredible. It's good. It is fun. It is so fucking funny. Like 2012. Yes, but it's directed by the guy who did Independence Day. That's the guy that did 2012. Oh, is it? No, I'm sorry. I'm thinking

of the day after tomorrow. Confuse that with Independence Day. So, I won't spoil too much because it is worth it, but at one point, I shit you not, me and Holly lost our, like, we just lost it laughing. Because there's like a computer screen and it has all these numbers, but for some reason, the biggest number

on screen is 420. And it's on screen for like, just enough time that it's like, so clearly intentional. I'm dead serious. And there's this bit at the end of the movie, which I, where basically like two characters go in for an embrace, like two male characters going for like a hug. But the way they start the hug, it totally looks like they're about to face fuck this shit out of each other.

Like the most passionate kiss. And me and Holly saw the action and then the cut to like the over the shoulder. And we just looked at each other and then we started crying laughing and we re-watched that clip like i think 17 to 20 times what's the difference like what would happen in like die hard 2 if randomly in the middle of the street as bruce willis is wearing that sign after the after they've won oh yeah after they've won like samuel jackson and bruce willis like kiss kiss you know what i think i think that'd be because a lot of bros would go see the film, so they'd be like this, be like... They'd, like, kind of jump.

Yeah, it would be very startling. And they'd look at each other, and, like, because they just went with their best friend, and it's like, yeah, you know, I'm cool with that, yeah. That's what we need, man. I know, we need, like, Bruce Willis and. Jackson to full-on tongue fuck each other. Do you remember the Expendables? Yes. Do you remember the fucking shade thrown at Bruce Willis?

Yeah. About when he didn't want to come back or whatever? Mm-hmm. I know. Guys, that's how we need to... And then fucking what's-his-face's stories about him. What? Mel Gibson?

No, no, no, about Bruce Willis. Isn't Mel Gibson Australian? James Isle Bob. What? James Earl Jones?, no, no, about Bruce Willis. Isn't Mel Gibson Australian? James Earl Jones? Who are you talking about? What are you... Sylvester Stallone. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Kevin Smith!

Yeah, Kevin Smith. Kevin Smith tells stories about Bruce Willis. Yeah, because of Cup Out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. Cup Out. Cup Out. Oh, man. i'm wearing my cup out shirt what what movies would just be drastically different if if they included a homoerotic kiss scene at like the climax independence day would be great because when they get back uh when they get back and like they they light up the cigars and you know Will Smith and God I'm terrible celebrity name today

have a little kiss Jeff Goldblum like just start making out like that would be such a fucking good movie like if it ended like that I would be like yes rewatch it without like like without the straight like the image of like

everyone is straight and then you watch it with like knowing that like it's a homosexual relationship the whole way through that's what they kind of did with uh um have you seen uh legend of korra no legend of yes i've seen the first season like first season and then half of the second one i believe interesting all right is i mean it's it's it's got some dead some low points it was fine it was fine fine. It's not The Last Airbender. I liked it. But I mean it was entertaining and fun. It's not a bad show. I definitely liked The Last Airbender more but I liked it.

I enjoyed it. I thought Zelda Williams was a really good bad guy. She did a really good bad guy voice. Zelda Williams played who? Kavira. Which one's that? It's the last season. Oh so I wouldn't. Zelda Williams is in it? That's awesome. I didn't know she voice acted. Oh, she's great. Is she a

voice actress? She's like a professional voice actress? Yeah, she's really good. Okay. I've only known her, of course, as Robin Williams' daughter. I think... No, I haven't met her. She knows Aaron. Like, Aaron and her talk occasionally. Oh, yeah, that's right. Wasn't she gonna come in the office at one point?

Yeah, I think so. She posts some funny stuff on Twitter every now and then She seems nice Seems like a nice young girl Yeah We like your voice in the last Don't lie you haven't even seen it You didn't even know the character's name I knew it off the top of my head

I'll watch her right now What's their character's name? What? Spell it out K-U-V-I-R-A, then maybe Korra. Am I correct? How did my shoe get so far? Oh, definitely look up. She's a metal bender. Okay, here we go. That's not Kovira.

Show me. I can't see. Enough talk. Oh, yeah, that's her. She's dope. The one with the metal shit on her? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's a metal bender. That's her. She's dope. The one with the metal shit on her? She's a metal bender.

That's still Korra. Come on, speak. Speak, Zelda. There it is. There it is. Now we can actually critique Zelda Williams' voice. I liked your voice, Zelda Williams. Very nice voice acting. Yeah, it was good.

I love it. Is it worth it finishing up? Yeah, I'd say I need your voice. Very nice voice acting. Yeah it was good. I love it. Is it worth it finishing up? Yeah I'd say I'd need to get some time to do it. I mean I binge watch shows anyway so if there's nothing to watch I should just kind of get it out of the way. I probably need to re-watch season one just because I've forgotten so much stuff. Oh you only saw season one. I only saw season one and then half of season two.

Season two I really like. I think that's the one that has I watched the season with the big bad guy with the mask. Yeah, that's a good season. But then there's another... Isn't that season one? I think season three... How many seasons are there?

Did I watch all of season two? Are there four seasons? No. I don't know if I've completed season two. All I know is I need to rewatch it because I don't remember shit other than the bowl. The bowl bad guy? No, I was talking about the... It's in the first episodes

of the first season the competition where the bending fights yes okay alright alright so you've seen a little bit yeah if you can finish it

finish it it's good okay I'm out just do it dude just finish it man I'm sorry just fucking finish it I'm sick of this

you guys want any alcohol oh hell yeah dude oh rubbing alcohol give me that right here. Like, you could drink this, right? No. This isopropyl alcohol? Absolutely not.

It's not going to hurt you. Yes, it will. It's alcohol. Oh, yeah. Ross, I don't see Dr. Ross. The alcohol challenge. All right. I'll take a big sip of this bad boy.

It's 91% alcohol. No, I'm not actually taking a sip of this. Can you drink it though? No, I feel like you can. I feel like sailors used to drink this stuff because they wouldn't have alcohol on the ship so they would drink this. I think rubbing alcohol is a little different. Isopropyl alcohol. I mean, I don't know, dude. I don't make booze.

Do you remember, did any of you like for a dance like school dance or prom, you were scared that you would set off the breathalyzers because you had mouthwash and there was that thing going around where you were scared that you would set off the breathalyzers because you had mouthwash and there was that thing going around where like, if you use mouthwash as alcohol, it'll set off the breathalyzers. Wait, what? When I went to prom, like junior, senior prom,

I was always afraid I was going to set off the breathalyzers because I wanted my breath to smell nice. Wait, there were breathalyzers? Yeah, I think at senior prom. Like set up around the room? What? Oh, they were checking to see if people were drinking alcohol. I think at senior prom like set up around the room what? oh they were checking to see if people were drinking alcohol oh they breathalyzed students? oh what?

are you fucking serious? like going into a prom because it was not on school grounds and it was like in some area they did not do that I actually bought a little toy breathalyzer I wanted to it's like a little keychain one i was like you know what this isn't helping the alcoholic jokes yeah it totally is not i just thought it would be fun just it's like to have it like parties it's like hey look look we

could you could see how drunk everyone is i thought it was fun i don't think that's definitely something an alcoholic would say no look how drunk we are everybody let's see you can get the drunkest let's make it a game that's not why i got it and i am not an alcoholic matt when you blow into it and you're drunk will it not let you get into your to a car or anything like we'll be like your car will not start big big muscular arms come out and grab me and it hugs me until until i'm not where the airbags come out they come out and choke you and hold your wrist the glass cup pops out of your hand and it pins me to the car seat until i'm sober every five minutes it sticks the breath liser my mouth goes breathe no no it forcibly puts a catheter inside of you and sucks the alcohol out

so does it still come through my dick it sucks the alcohol through my dick like it'll go into your dick and up your body and then start sucking anything it wants to out. It'll only suck in alcohol. I don't think there's any quick way. Aren't all those ways to sober up like a myth? Yeah, the only way to sober up is time. Or like, actually I heard

that for hangovers, like fried breakfast is pretty good. Yeah, like greasy food. The oils are good. And then apparently like hair of the dog is actually pretty good because your body goes back to breaking down. Wait, like some quest item? That sounds like a quest. No, hair of the dog is when you're hungover and you drink more. Okay, it just sounded like a quest item.

You must fetch the hair of the dog. If you want to slay the beast, you must get one hair of the dog. That's great. What's the other one? There's hair of the dog and That's great. What's the other one? There's hair of the dog and hair of the, uh, what's the other thing? There's two, okay, there's like two ways for hangovers. There's hair of the dog which is drink more, and then there's something else which is like exercise. Hair of the Meg?

Exercise? Like as in get out the demons? Like from Hercules? Yeah. They take Meg's hair and throw it in there? Meg from Family Guy. No. Meg from Family Guy. She knows Hercules? Yeah, dude. No. Why'd you have to bring up Family Guy?

Ryan, I thought you liked Family Guy. Remember that one time? That was pretty good, Ross. You should be a professional Peter Griffin impersonator. What about my Peter Griffin? I bet you I could do a better Peter. Do it. Mondays, guys.

Hate them. Are you Garfield? Hey, John. That's Garfield, Ryan. Dude, it's Peter Griffin. When I'm in, sometimes when I'm in VR chat, I'll go grab the Peter Griffin avatar and I'll just walk around and go up to people and go, hey, remember that one time? And just like wait for them to say something.

Just like, wait, like I'm pausing for the cutaway joke. No, what you should do is get Matt and I. I'll also be a Peterin and then you'll be another character you'll be like remember that one time and then matt and i will run up and yeah it's like muhammad and like and like reenact to see muhammad muhammad because remember they had the muhammad joke and family guy did they have a muhammad joke and family guy they did yeah when is that that's why south park made that episode yeah that's the whole point yeah what what did they show muham? Yep. They got censored.

Was it like Muhammad Ali? No. The prophet Muhammad. They straight up showed Muhammad. Did you know because Muhammad Ali's star is on a wall because they can't step on the name Muhammad. Oh, really? Yeah. So it's on a wall instead of on the ground. So on Hollywood Boulevard, the Muhammad Ali star

is not on the ground. It's on the wall. Yeah. No way. Is that the case for everyone named Muhammad that's on the – I don't know how many people named Muhammad are on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. I've never heard that before. I've seen it. His star is like plastered on some wall somewhere like right next to the Walk of Fame. Like in this little – No way.

Yeah. That's interesting. Float like a butterfly, stick to a wall. Right. float like a butterfly stick to a wall how much money would you have to take to get into a boxing fight with Muhammad Ali oh yeah it really is

well he's dead so no money I'd beat up a corpse imagine Muhammad Ali is back from the dead is he a zombie no money Muhammad zombie and he's going to fight a zombie yeah no money I'm scared of zombies Muhammad zombie and he's gonna fight you Muhammad zombie

that's pretty good right that's good that's a good one thank you that's wonderful Muhammad zombie clapping for myself that was good

you deserve it thank you man you work hard how much money for him to kick your ass to kick my ass oh man I don't think any

because I've seen videos where people will punch someone in the face and then they'll they'll just fall down and they're dead before they hit the ground. Yeah, I mean, did Muhammad Ali kill someone? Who killed somebody in the ring? One of those famous boxers killed someone in the ring because they punched them too hard. What's his face?

Rocky. Rocky? Did Rocky kill someone? Kangaroo Jack? Yeah, didn't Rocky's... What? Apollo Creed died in the ring because he tried too hard. It wasn't like...

It happened in wrestling too. Was it Bret Hart or whatever? Are you talking about the wrestler? Yeah. Or at the end? Well, we don't know what happened. It's ambiguous. Spoiler alert for the wrestler.

R.I.P. No, there was like, I think, maybe Muhammad Ali or Joe Frazier or someone, they killed someone. Rocky Balboa killed Apollo Creed during a boxing match. It. No, there was like, I think, maybe Muhammad Ali or Joe Frazier or someone, they killed someone. Rocky Balboa killed Apollo Creed during a boxing match. It's crazy, dude. You can just get punched and die. Yeah.

It's because you also, like, if you get punched and get knocked out, your head is going right towards the concrete. Yeah, but this is a boxing ring. Think about it. It's built for bouncies. Yeah. Have you seen Million Dollar Baby? No.

Well, she falls over. Why do you love baby movies? Baby Driver, Million Dollar Baby. Boss Baby. I love Boss Baby. Do you have a diaper fetish? Have you not seen Million Dollar Baby? No.

What is that? It has Clint Eastwood in it. Oh, the boxing one? Yeah, I haven't seen it, but I know what you're talking about scary movie three or four made a funny joke about it where everybody starts tripping over and breaking their necks on stools that's right I do remember that

scene yeah I remember that dude you know what I just realized how stupid boxing is when you think about it because your head is where like your head is the part of your body where your control center is that's where your brain is you're gonna make the same argument against boxing as you would for

football for the same reason you're just punching at each other's like control centers essentially well let's control centers yeah it is your control center you're just you're just trying to hit the other person on and off again man wait if there's any problems you don't actually control yourself your brain does stop don't say that that scares me Ryan turning it on and off again man what if there's any problems you don't actually control yourself your brain does stop don't say that that

scares me right turning it on and off again is like such a fucking truth like just just the other day I have this I discovered this like fucking druid technology called like no hold on

real druids or fake druids well it was more of a metaphor but yeah sure I'd like so there's a but to make the metaphor work I have to know real druids okay um so it's like this i didn't know these existed because i have really spotty wi-fi on one side of my house

and i was trying to stream in that area because that's where my vr setup is so i was going to get a guy in to like run ethernet in the attic and like put it over the other side of the house and someone on twitter is like oh just get tp link or tp whatever and i was like what is that and apparently it's like an electrical device that like plugs into the like the like a power socket mains in your house and you run an ethernet cable to it from your uh your router and it uses your electrical grid as like basically an ethernet network that's the best way i can describe it yeah so is it safe though yeah yeah yeah totally so like what happens is on the other side of the house i put in another one into a mains plug on the wall and then that turns on

and connects with the other one that's connected to the ethernet and somehow via the electrical i don't understand it's wiz i don't understand if someone understands it please did you have to get someone set up for you or was it like diy easy just plug plug in in on other and let ethernet cable on the other side to to the computer and it just fucking the speeds are perfect damn dude and i got it for holly as well the thing is what internet speed do you have like 32 up i think 30 like megabytes per second i think 32 megabytes per second up okay yeah um i think like three no sorry not up i mean i mean down sorry okay up up is three sorry okay um so which is good enough wait three megabyte upload speed yeah i think so okay yeah um like like 30 megabytes upload speed no i think it came up as three i might it may be

it's just spotty there i don't know okay because i was gonna say i it might be more i don't know uh but it's definitely 32 down um anyway uh so what happened was turning on and off again i um it just stopped working because unfortunately the mains, the only mains I could plug it into is the same one that's connected to the light switch in my office. So when we have Leti, she cleans the office, but she also cleans my place. She comes in and she just turns it off, like thinking that's the light switch. And then the internet goes out and I'm like, fuck, but I wasn't home.

And then she turned it and then Holly told her and turned it back on came home it just wasn't working so i was like oh fuck so i was going online like looking at the like the the connection i was like okay i'm gonna flush the dns i'll like running like cmd like running all these things i reset the computer it's like my fucking god i'm gonna have to figure this out before friday because i have to stream in here and then i just i got i got mad and I just took the thing and yanked it out and then yanked it in and it worked immediately. So just unplugging and plugging it back in. No, seriously, turn it off and on again.

Like, solve so many problems on the computer. It's stupid. It's stupid. Would you recommend those devices? Yes, a hundred for a household. Seriously, if you are, if, I'm not sponsored, if you have spotty Wi-Fi in one part of your house, you don't have to. Just look up. It's like TP-Link. It'll be like a big white block. Is it on Amazon?

Yeah, it's on Amazon. It's like a white block. The only thing is it's so big, if you have two plugs, it will cover the other one, but it has a plug on it so you can put a power strip connected to it. What? I think it sounds awesome. Yeah, it's so useful. It's like TP-Link, PowerLink. Is it these things?

Yeah, that's it. So it's got an Ether link power link is it these things uh yeah yeah that's it that's it yeah so it's got an ethernet cable at the bottom capacity 600 megabytes per second it's fucking cool dude so if you got spotty wi-fi in your place and because something's too far away get that shit it's fucking incredible you're gonna have to teach me how to use this you don't need to do anything you just plug it in the wall plug in the other wall and plug them the ethernet cables in and it works well you plug the Ethernet cables into both of them. So, one goes where your router is, and

the other one goes where the Internet is spotty. And then an Ethernet cable comes from that one and runs to your computer. Okay. And then it's just like perfect Internet. Okay. You fart? I don't look at that. I did. Ryan, god damn it, dude! Stop! It's time to end

the podcast. You can also get a free trial of Beachbody by texting super to 303030. So why don't you go ahead and do that? We'll see you next week. Ryan, please end it. Come on, Ryan. Text super to 3030. Say something to end the podcast.

We practiced this. Come on. Just text super to 303030 No not the brand deal End the podcast with something Hold on hold on hold on Hold on hold on Did you know it's 83 fucking degrees outside Holy wow that's hot

And thank you Ross for coming on the podcast Bye Bye. You're welcome, guys.