supermegashow - EP 80 - Snowy Sports & Virtual Babes

Episode Date: February 17, 2018

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I'm free. And I'm ready to record this podcast, Matt. I'm lying. You're most of those things. You're not fat, though. I would not say you're fat. Not really anymore. I mean, I still got that, like, extra shit here, you're not fat though i would not say you're fat not really anymore i mean i still got i still got that like extra shit here you know a little but

but not but you know that's not like i had well it was described to me at one point in my life of having a santa claus stomach but that that doesn't mean i was super fat that just means my stomach was solid round hey and now i think it's a little more just puffy and jiggly. It could have been like a mall Santa, you know? They're never that fat. It could have just been like a very average, you know? Yeah. To take it like that, you know?

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the, you can copy and paste the podcast title and delete everything. After Super Mega. Yeah. Yeah, perfect. That works. Yeah. But hope everyone is doing excellent whenever you're listening to this.

I'm doing pretty good. I just got back from the land of the rising sun, as they call it. I went. Give me a high five for that one. Yeah. I went to Japan. Visiting. Oh.

I can't tell if that's racist or not i don't know i'm sure i'm sure probably it's well in this state it's acceptable racism but in five years it'll be unacceptable to listen back to this podcast and be like oh my god yeah like i'm gonna be running for president someone's gonna cut that clip oh i guarantee there's a lot worse on this channel they're gonna cut than that clip. Donald Trump Jr. is going to fuck me over in my 2020 election. When you guys are running against each other? Yeah.

It's Donald Trump Jr. versus Ryan McPhee. Yeah. Versus Ryan. Man, I would kill to see that race. You're going to be my VP, dude. Oh, shit, I'm going to be part of that race. I mean, if you want. The offer's on the table.

Okay, well, I'll keep that book open. I'll be thinking about that. I'm sure Philly D's gonna give us some trouble in the primaries. In the primaries, but we're gonna take him out real quick. Oh, yeah, we're gonna be the number one nominee for the presidency. The Green Party. The Green Party? I don't know.

The party that only gets, like, three votes. The constitutionalist party? Yeah. We'll start our own party, man. Our political parties are stupid. Let's just make our own. We don't have to conform to one that already exists. Can we just name it the terrorist party and see if anyone just bats an eye? We just named it that as a joke.

We're not actually terrorists. We're terrorizing our current law because it's going to be better. We're going to terrorize America for the better. Absolutely. That's our catchphrase. Terrorizing America to be better. We're going to terrorize America for the better. Absolutely. That's our catchphrase, terrorizing America for the better. But yeah, I was visiting my lovely, lovely GF, who is the sweetest. Let me get this out of the way for all you meme lords out there that love to call me Matt Weeaboo Watson. Let me just get ahead of this bullet.

She's not Japanese. She is Australian. But she's studying abroad in Japan, so I figured, hey, I might as well go visit her. But she does like Japanese culture, much like you. Yeah, she was studying abroad in Japan. She's from Australia. But I had a very wonderful, lovely time.

Did lots of fun stuff. Trip I will never forget. I'm getting a phone call. Who's calling me? Who could be calling? It's from Los Angeles. Ryan, I'm going to answer this live on the podcast? who could be calling? it's from Los Angeles Ryan I'm gonna answer this live on the podcast speaker speaker speaker

do it hello? hello? anybody there? nah they hung up okay cool now you're gonna get like 10 calls back they're all gonna be little kids

going is this Matt Watson? I'm gonna say I shouldn't have answered my phone if I didn't when I didn't know who it was I should have just let that number leave a message yeah well but I was scared it was. I should have just let that number leave a message. I was scared it was like a doctor's office thing

because I've had some issues with my health insurance. Matt, I don't care about how unhealthy or healthy you are, dude. Okay? I'm sorry, man. I want to hear more about your trip in Japan. Okay, dude. I had so much fun.

I did all sorts of stuff. One of my favorite things was I went to this place called Fuji-Q Highland, which is an amusement park right at the base of Mount Fuji. And it was my first time seeing Mount Fuji up close. And I was blown away because it's so big. I did not expect it to be like... You know, you see pictures and stuff, and it looks big. But then when you see it in real life, you're like, oh my God, that is a massive mountain. And I've never seen a mountain that big.

I was kind of blown away. It's so wide. It just goes on forever. That's one big hill. It's, that's exactly what it was. It was just one big hill. So you went on, do you know, what's the name of the roller coaster that does that steep incline?

Oh man, I don't remember the names, but I went on a bunch of world record breaking roller coasters. This park just wanted to break a bunch of records so they had like steepest drop um highest point i think fastest uh i don't know what it is in miles per hour um miles per hour from sonic dude high five on that one it's a good sonic reference i'm loving it man um mcdonald's but in kilometers per hour it went from zero to 100 what mcdonald's i'm loving it, man. McDonald's? But in kilometers per hour, it went from zero to 100. What? McDonald's. I'm loving it.

You said I'm loving it. Nice. Okay, another great reference, man. Okay, okay, okay. Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet. I don't know what is miles per hour, but it went from zero to 130 kilometers per hour in like two seconds. Like, I have never been.

What? It went what? Zero to? Zero to 130 kilometers per hour. Real quick. What's that a reference to? It went what? Zero to. Zero to 130 kilometers. Real quick. What's that a reference to? It's a song. Go zero to 130 kilometers real quick.

I don't know that song, Ryan. Go on with your story, Matt. God, fucking moron. I'm really trying to shoot these references in here. Yeah, Ryan, I get the references. Whatever, dude. What are you, family guy over here? Throwing references every two seconds

did you imagine if our podcast was nothing but it reminded me of that one uber drive matt and then we'd actually um construct an audio play-by-play like put in the car fully some audio gag yeah just every time that'd be that'd be miserable i i would actually not mind doing that one time yeah like once that that's not something I can maintain for an entire podcast series. But not now. Not today. Not in this podcast, baby. But yeah, I've been on roller coasters that, you know, like, you sit still and it launches you really fast.

This was like a whole other realm. My vision went white when it launched because you go so fast. I've never been on something that fast. It was insane. And then I went on one where the drop goes straight down and then it goes at like a negative degree because it's so steep.

I would say it goes about 10 degrees inward. It goes more than 10 degrees. I think it's like 30 something degrees. Okay. It was insane. And it like holds you at the top right before it drops you. So it just teases you. So it's like a combined drop zone roller coaster.

Yeah. Which is perfect. It was so much fun. I hate drop zones, so it just teases you. So it's like a combined drop zone roller coaster. Yeah. Which is perfect. It was so much fun. I hate drop zones, but I love roller coasters. So this seems like the perfect median. So do you like drops? I love drops. I love drops, too.

Drops are my favorite. Now, I'm not a huge fan of the Mega Drop, because that one is just a straight up, like... Yeah. Like, that makes my tummy a little upset. Well, I like drop... Straight down's fine, but I like roller coasters that actually have the slant.

Yeah. It's not like a straight dip down. Because then you get something out of the drop. Yeah. I think my favorite type of roller coaster is the kind where your feet are dangling. Oh, I went on one of those and it was terrifying. Like Top Gun and Carowinds. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like that. This one, I went on one where it's like you know your feet were dangling down but the whole thing was on like your seat was on like a pivot that would just was free uh to the the hands of gravity so you would just spin 360 degrees around like with the roller coaster with however the g-force was wait it was like a teacup ride but a roller coaster kind of yeah like you're you're in a chair, and, like, your feet are hanging, and you can just spin, like, back and forth and stuff. So, like, if it does a loop, like, you're going to spin around

based on, like, the G-force of the ride. And when you do the first drop, you go backwards, and then as you're doing the first drop, you flip around. So you're facing, like, straight down, and you just go, oh, facing like straight down and you just go oh it was terrifying and you're super high up it was so much fun though those rides were um i almost want to say like the safety regulations on those are a little different from america because uh they just felt almost some of them are like too intense i've never been on rides that intense and i was like i feel like this would not be like they would have a lot more precautions in america because

before going on them they had like screens that would say a million warnings and some of them were like you may hurt your neck on this ride you may and i was like oh wow i was walking by a building and they had this placard and it said uh we have to warn you it was like one of those can't california cancer things except it was talking about just people might smoke around the building. Cars are driving. They're talking about just emissions from cars and stuff. It's like, please don't sue us because you get cancer from car emissions. I don't know what they're.

I don't know what. No, seriously. Like, I don't know. There was some some lawsuit proposition 60. That is. That's my that's my Tamagotchi beeping in my pocket. Please ignore that. He might be dying, but that's OK.

I think even though you did promise I did you promised Julie that you'd keep it alive I promised my girlfriend I'd keep it alive so I

if it's dying I'm sorry I uh proposition 60 I know that because I've read those signs so much that just stuck out to me they're in every

they're like at every drive-thru yeah they're almost at every building yeah like every building in California or something. Every sushi restaurant because the seaweed causes cancer.

Everything causes cancer in California. Specifically in California. Which I have no doubt because cancer kills a lot of people. So... Oh, yeah.

I mean, I guess everything's giving us cancer. I mean, those signs aren't hurting anyone. If anything, it's just being like, hey, you could get cancer from this. It's not... If anything, it just puts

a damper on my day because I'll be trying to enjoy sushi or like i'll be like the mcdonald's drive-thru and it's like you can get cancer could you imagine just like someone whose family member or like friend recently died of cancer and they have to drive by like they're going to the drive-thru it's like i just need something to eat it's late at night they're not getting much sleep they're like on the way back from the hospital yeah yeah they're just i need to go through mcdonald's And then they look at a sign. This might give you cancer. They go back to their apartment complex, go into

the garage. There's a little placard right where they park. The garage metal might give you cancer. They go into the elevator. There's a placard in the elevator. This elevator might give you cancer. He presses the button. Warning. This elevator has certain chemicals that can cause cancer. Only in the state of California. Only in the state. Warning. This elevator has certain chemicals that can cause cancer.

Only in the state of California. Only in the state of California. It always says, it's a California thing because I don't see these anywhere else in my whole life except California. In fact, I've seen them outside of California on objects. Like I used to have this paint set when I was a kid and on the paint tubes, it would say like known in the state of California to cause cancer. It's like when God was making the earth, was like you know molding it i i picture god making

earth like a kid playing with play-doh um and he accidentally just spilled a little cancer onto the play-doh but he already molded california california already looks so beautiful it had like desert forest it had everything he's like i don't want to restart. I have to go work on Africa now. My next big project. California 2.0, Africa. Well, Africa is where we originated, right? Yeah. So that's where he got his business from.

He started it there. And then he expanded his market outwards. That's crazy that people just like, like we started in one area and then somehow people just walked through the rest of the world yeah i mean it's like whoa now we're now people are over here i recommend watching bill wert's video history of the entire world i guess um if you want to learn about the history of the entire world i guess it's really really good you've seen

that one right it's like that 20 minute video yes yes i've only seen it once. I've seen the Japan one like twice, though. I think that I've watched History of the Entire World, I guess, like five or six times now. Yeah. It's so entertaining. I love Bill Wurtz. He is probably my favorite creator on YouTube, if I had to say. Yeah. I love his jingles.

They make me feel so good. Sometimes I'm feeling down, I'll put on his music, and I'll feel up. He has some nice jingles to work to. He has some nice songs, man to to work to some nice songs man they make no sense but they're so good they're so uplifting okay I love them I love them man come on our podcast bill oh I had the weird I had this is just like from our live show and every other stand-up comedian for their first set so I had the weirdest uber drive the other day by other day I mean last night but other day in reference

to when this podcast is coming in okay um so i order an uber and i get in it's this just probably 40 something year old asian dad type of dude and i'm like he's like ryan yes okay he's like i don't is it racist if i do his accent no are you sure well how you like okay that's fine okay he's like ryan i'm like yeah he goes okay brother okay brother i got you i'm like okay it's like it was weird angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well, whether it's an everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality, it can be hard just to know

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it's got those 808s and that type that type of shit and and it sounded like a 50 something but then i couldn't understand anything that the guy was saying and i'm like is this english or am i being racist um and i think it turned out to not be English. I want like, my theory is that he was listening to some like Asian 50 cent rap type song. And every time like he would talk to me, he'd always end it with, okay, brother,

you got it, brother. I'm like, okay, dude, I got you, brother. It's like,

it's like, it's almost like we had been stationed together in Afghanistan, and he had my back 100% after our long tour. I think that, you know, Ryan, I think that you give off such a personable vibe. Yeah. He saw you, and he's like, this guy is so fucking cool. Like, well, it's probably because, you know, you're wearing your do-rag and everything. Yeah, I was wearing my do-rag.

What's up, brother? And my dollar chains and everything. I have chains that have a dollar attached to them not the dollar sign an actual one dollar like stapled to the end of the chain just like with a little hole puncher that's that i like that ryan you got that's got to be your look this year like get rid of the hat you're wearing now get the do-rag i love do-rags man like the little tight ones that just look like panty stockings where they uh they tie a little bun up at the top and then it like goes down on the back like hair and yeah yeah yeah like it's kind of like uh a fabric mullet it's like it's like it's like fabric hair yeah how about okay come on hear me out right okay i think we'd really make a name for

ourselves if from now on in our branding in our channel in real life we're always wearing do-rags always i think we could pull it off i think that that would be a good look for us well i was thinking in like a like male videos i want to start dressing up and shit like i just wear do-rags in the next one not like look good but like i was thinking one time we'd slick our hair back. Yeah. And kind of try to look like a review bra a little bit. Review bra. And then I was thinking we could just do one one time in nothing but MeUndies underwear.

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help help I set up VR dude you set up VR yeah I set up VR I got an Oculus Rift finally I only have a desk set up

and my desk set up is super limited so I can't really move around too much but I can still walk around and look around and shit and I have to say just because

it's out there I had to see what it was all about you gotta just like see what it's about so there's porn VR let's talk about vr porn that is going that's it scares me not because of the reason that it scared you because you felt like you were a you were a 10 inch tall man but it scared me because of just

this sounds like i'm advertising for VR porn the quality was ridiculous as in this per this I mean it wasn't like oh she's actually right there in front of me but uh the one thing that threw me off was the giant erect penis right in front of my face constantly

I mean she'd bop it around and play with it sometimes I almost wish you could get this sensor for the Oculus Rift where it would be a dick like a dildo that you just right on the desk and so you'd see the guy's penis and then you could like

bat it around in VR but that would just be VR you playing with a penis that should be a VR game why hasn't anyone made that it just be VR you playing with a penis That should be a VR game Why hasn't anyone made that? It would be five bucks And all you do is You sit there

And you can go in different situations You can buy a harness to attach it to yourself It's suction so you can stick it on a wall You can go around In different environments You can go around Times Square or...

You can scare people with it? Or Snow White's cabin with the seven dwarves and just kind of like wiggle a real VR penis around. You could like go down and grab the penis

at all times. And it would move as... I'm getting off subject. That's what they'll advertise it as. It's greatest feature. You can grab the penis at all times. Please grab the penis at all times. Please grab the penis at all times.

Dude, no, the first time I tried, I watched VR porn at Ross's house because Ross has a VR show. We all just lined up with your helmets on, him, Holly, and you. We all tried it. We were like, let's, I mean, Ross had a large collection of VR porn on his computer. So we're like, let's let's i mean ross had a large collection of vr porn on his computer so we're like let's let's let's try it out so i i was terrified not because of of of because when you when you put it on sometimes it feels like you're 10 inches tall and the woman is like 100 feet tall yeah um i wasn't scared for that reason i was more scared because i'm terrified of a physical intimate contact with a female human of course um but it was it was it was it was pretty

i was like whoa this is this this changes the game this changes everything this changes everything and what i mean by that is within 10 years this is just going to be the way people watch porn because like vr headsets right now they're expensive um you have to dip into your your your checking account a little bit but at some point when when vr a system is just kind of like uh everybody yeah mainstream everybody more mainstream it is definitely way more mainstream but i still think that you know you people have a computer they have a ps4 they have an xbox it's like is this vr worth it because people don't have it registered that a vr is a totally different experience so they're going do i want this do i want to buy this 400 or 300 accessory

but you're paying for the whole fucking deal it really is a different experience i love vr vr so cool damn it one of my favorite games that i downloaded was is called gorn gorn it's it's just a gladiator thing where you go and you bash you bash a bunch of muscular dudes like faces in and their torsos with just big it's just a gladiator battle. And you have the penis accessory. But it's like super cartoony.

I want to play some VR. We should do some VR videos on Whenever I want to abuse Lego I just play Gorn. And you just go It feels so real. It feels like I'm really beating someone. And I take off my VR headset

and I accidentally beat my dog to death. For those just wondering I do not abuse my dog. And if you abuse animals, go fuck yourself. I'm so mad. One of the main things I want to do in Tokyo, which I just remembered I didn't do until right now, was there's like a VR arcade. Mario Kart. I know exactly what you're about to say. It's the VR arcade.

My heart sunk because I'm like, oh, you didn't get to do it. I forgot. Shit. You grab a turtle and throw it. Yeah. You're driving and shit. It's a really cool VR arcade. And there's actually a lot of VR arcades around.

I saw several of them. And every time I saw it, I was like, oh, well, we'll do that later. And then I just never got around to it. Even at the amusement park I went to, they had a whole VR section. Like, VR is getting big, man. You can get it cheap now with, like, Google Cardboard. You can use your phone. Super cool.

Oh, man, Ryan. It's the Winter Olympics right now in Pyeongchang. Caught me drinking. Yeah, you're taking a sip of that water. It's trying to catch you off guard, man. Remember that... When was that? Was that when we were in high school?

The whole bay caught me slipping? Oh, yeah. Was that when we were in high school? That's old, man. That is super old. I think that was middle school. Okay. Back in those early meme days. I can't remember if that was early high school for me and then middle school for you or late high school? That's old, man. Or was that middle school? I think that was middle school. Okay. Back in those early memes.

I can't remember if that was like early high school for me and then middle school for you or like late high school. No, I think that was like late middle school for me. Okay. They caught me slipping.

Yep. Classic meme, man. The thing is like memes back then, you always remembered them. I don't think people are going to remember memes these days except for like the big ones.

Do you remember that like it wasn't even a good one. It just became a big thing. It was the kid next to justin timberlake at the super bowl halftime show he looks he's like on his phone and looking confused and shit i saw it but i i didn't keep it didn't register with me and like i saw a bunch of people posting it but i'm like that's not gonna go down no one's like are people really gonna go dude you remember that old meme oh my god he was on some like talk show because

of it and stuff oh i'm sure it was Ellen. It was probably Ellen, yeah. Even though it may not have been Ellen, Ellen usually is the first one to jump on the whole, like, what's the latest thing. She'll snatch him up. She got the damn Daniel kid. That was my Ellen impression. Oh man.

This will be the show today. Today I will dance in cool sneakers she has like black spirits like coming out of her mouth i thought you were gonna say she has like okay black spirits then like uh was it an animated movie or no just like in a did you ever see batman forever or like one of the tim burton bat Tim Burton Batman movies? Danny DeVito plays the penguin, and whenever he talks, black tar slowly starts seeping out of his mouth. That happened with Ellen during your show. I feel like if that happened, our audience would still be like, oh, yes! It's like spraying in the audience on everybody.

Everyone's like, woo! Like the front row is like the splash zone. It's like like sea world you have to wear like uh like little like tarps and stuff my i think i told the story but my aunt went to go see ellen and you know like every every show you know they give out like something awesome like not like oprah though yeah but like like sometimes they've given out like like really really nice like vacation stuff my aunt went she's like what are we gonna get and it's just like pie like a like a little pot pie it's just like yeah it's just like a little pie and it was like i mean i can't complain about pie it's free it's free pie but yeah you know when you're expecting possibly like a hawaiian vacation you know pie doesn't there's no way they're gonna get is ellen like an everyday show or a weekly show i think ellen's every day i want

to i don't know i would love to go on Ellen. Does she still do a thing? Yeah, Ellen still does it, dude. Ellen's still kicking it. God damn. Can you imagine being like a daily show host where you gotta put that face on, you gotta do that every single day?

I think that would kill me. How is there enough content for a 30-minute show every day? I don't know. I mean, you and I, I'm not gonna say you and I kinda do that, but just thinking of what we do now and then translating that into show every day i don't know i mean you and i i'm not gonna say you and i kind of do that but like just thinking of what we do now yeah and then translating that into not a live show but

a pre-recorded just thing in front of a studio audience where you have to get into character blah blah blah because they they they film them about what six or so hours before they actually go live or is it like four hours or something it's not even i think it's like it's like two or three like it's really it's really soon before it goes live they chop it up i mean there's like no room for error when you're doing that like you gotta you gotta get on you gotta do it and if you fuck up it's like yeah i'm trying to think of uh i don't watch talk show look i'm gonna be honest i i kind of stopped watching talk shows because they all talk about Trump. And I'm not saying like, oh, they're disrespecting my president.

My smart president. Donald Trump is so smart. But I'm not like that. It's just, I don't know. It's kind of like hearing the same joke again and again. And I miss the times where it was kind of like a weekly wrap-up almost where they did focus on a lot of other things but now it's just only trump well because i think here's the weird thing with trump and i'm sorry for getting political

feel free to cut this out whatever i don't care but it's it's it's in this weird spot where you know you you don't want to hear about Trump, but then you're, then I'm also like, well, if I don't hear about it, then am I just, is it just becoming white? What is, what is, what's playing? Shut up, Joe Rogan. This is our podcast. Little Joe Rogan was in my pocket. Sorry. You just started talking. Yeah. I had to shut him up.

But it's just like because there's that weird point where there's a lot of crazy things going on with this um white house yeah and you want to stay up to date with it just because you don't want to you don't want it to become the usual because then that's when it becomes scary i guess you don't want it to be like you don't want to like tune it out out and then let it become the new norm. Yeah, because I'm mainly just kind of afraid because I don't just... I know politics has always been show business,

but this is just getting into that weird territory of... You'll soon only get mascots and entertainers and just kind of like popular celebs and shit. That's what I'm scared about. I'm scared. I'm scared about politics. Like I know politics is like this sore subject and like a lot of the times in government is not really taken seriously.

And like a lot of government people don't take their job all too seriously type of thing. It's kind of like a, you know, fuck you get mine type of deal. Yeah. With a lot of them. But I, I think when you mix that with vanity, it's just a scary prospect for what our government

could, what, what it opens up our government. And that's like what it is right now. And you're like, you don't, you're like, you don't want to play into it because you don't want to like support that. I mean, it's good. It's good TV. Well, it's not even about supporting it. It's like, what if it's, it's, I think I'm afraid of becoming desensitized.

Oh yeah. So then that becomes like super normal. Yeah. And then that, that allows for the next step to happen. Cause you know, companies even do that when they market something, if they, they like, they market something too strong, they push back, they pull a little bit, and then they slowly work it back in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I totally understand that.

But it's just something like I'm so fascinated by the current state of American politics. I can't stop watching it. Well, it's super interesting because of the polls that have been set up on either side. Yeah. Maple Syrup, we love you, but Canada is way more. It's poutine mixed with kimchi, maple

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On Trump? No, not on Trump. On something actually cool. My Tamagotchi. While we were away in our company meeting meeting which happened in the middle of this podcast came out as a homosexual that did not know my Tamagotchi evolved into a really ugly fat

look at it look at it Ryan look he's got big lips and a little hairstyle look at him it's like a little it's like an egg with legs and a duck beak it's like an egg that's cracking yeah it's like a cool design where it's like an egg with legs and a duck beak. It's like an egg that's cracking. Yeah. It's like a cool design where it's like the beak's out of the egg.

Looks like a little chick breaking out of an egg. Yeah, he's got big ass lips. He's got a funny little hairstyle that's kind of slicked back on his head. He's swinging his hips, man. Wait a second. Yeah, of course. I was like, it's like a pocket monster. Wait a second.

It's an egg, dude. You know what Tamago means in Tamagotchi? Tamago means egg. You just said it, so yeah. Yeah, there you go, man. It clued me into that. It's kind of like, ah, football's a good sport. You know what's a good sport, Matt?

Football. Football. Let me tell you, just tossing the old pig skin around. Why is it called a pig? Oh, because it's made... Stupid question. Never mind. I answered it Why is it called a pig? Oh, because it's made... Stupid question. Never mind. I answered it as...

They skin a pig before every game. That's just the... You know, the football is not even made out of pig skin. It's just that's the name because they skin a live pig. Yeah. It's just for tradition, man. You can't break tradition. I was going to say that they staple it onto the ball.

The entire skin of the pig? Yeah. So it's just like a hanging, flopping, like... They throw it and it's like flailing behind in the wind. That's disgusting. What was that movie? Remember that movie that came out ages ago about like football from the 1920s or something?

Did it have Mark Wahlberg in it and he was trying out for a team? I don't remember. No, no, that wasn't it. Rubber Heads? What was it called? Rubber Heads. Leather it called? Rubber head, leather heads,

leather heads. There a movie called leather heads and it was really on memorable, really forgettable. I'm going to look it up. I, I, I remember that being kind of like when I was young and I think I went to go see it with my dad.

I went to go see some football, Mark Wahlberg movie. Okay. Leather heads, 2008, George, wait, George Clooney. Yeah. Okay. Leather Heads. 2008. George, wait. George Clooney. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, yeah. So this was another one. Dude, John Krasinski? What? Whoa. What am I thinking of? I'm going to look up Mark Wahlberg and find out.

I'm thinking of radio. Did you ever see radio? Did you ever see radio? Dude, I've seen radio like five times. Really? It's a good movie. I saw part of it. You know what I watched recently when I was in Japan?

Sad as shit, dude. I watched some classics while I was in Japan, Ryan. You guys ready? Listeners, you ready for these classics I watched while I was in Japan? I watched Kangaroo Jack and I watched Spy Kids 2. I watched both of those in Japan. Spy Kids 2 is the best Spy Kids, in my opinion. I have to agree.

I think it is the best Spy Kids. That's why I watched it. Kangaroo Jack will always be a classic but but but you're julie you're gf julie she's like it's just so america it's it's like an american's look into like a stereotypical american point of view of what australia is like and it's like exactly that's what makes it so yeah that's why it's so funny it's a guard okay because you see it and you're like, that's not what Australia is really like. Because, like, it's like watching The Crocodile Hunter and expecting everyone from Australia to be like him. Yeah, I know.

Oh, crikey. Yeah, so I watched Kangaroo. So my GF, she's from Australia and she's never seen Kangaroo Jack. So I was like, we have to watch this. So I made her watch it. And she was, she didn't dislike it, but she was slightly underwhelmed, I could say. And I was like, why did you not love it? Why did you not love it?

Like, I love Kangaroo Jack. Me too. I love it so much. Like, here's the thing. I think for me, nowadays, I could honestly just skip the first half and just watch when they get into Australia. Yeah, honestly, yeah. Like, the stuff in Brooklyn, it's all right. But as soon as they get on that plane to Australia,

I'm having, dude, it's laughs all around. Like I can't get enough of it. It's a laugh factory. It really is. But the movie that I was talking about with Mark Wahlberg is called Invincible. It's, okay, it's based on the story of Vince Papale. Invincible, I love that.

Papale? Papalette? Pap Papale? I don't know. A 30-year-old bartender from South Philly who overcame long odds to play the NFL's Philadelphia Eagles in 1976. That's inspirational, man. Sports stories have never been inspirational to me. Maybe it's just because I just don't like sports.

When it's like, he overcame all odds to join the team. It's like, I don't care. I don't like sports. Well I just don't like sports but like when it's like he overcame all odds to join the team it's like I don't care yeah I don't like sports well I don't like sports in general I don't like sports movies I mean I like I wish I had someone to throw a ball around with like a baseball cause like I like

playing catch and shit but I don't I don't I don't like getting with my with my bros and doing a pickup game of basketball or football. I don't either, man, because I always lose. That sounds lame. It's like, oh, you sound like a sore loser. It's like, I just don't like those sports because A, I'm not good at them, and B, I always lose.

So it's like, plus everyone, whenever I play with someone, they're always better than me. So I just kind of get embarrassed the whole time I play. So I don't really enjoy it. I'm like, oh, I look dumb right now. I remember I used to play with just like, you know, a little pick-up fun game with my stepdad and my two stepbrothers. And then I think like some people from the neighborhood, and my stepdad would be like, okay, so what are you going to do? He'd pull out his hand, and he'd start drawing like,

okay, you're going to go like this way. You're going to go take a right. He'd like come up with plays and shit. Same, and I'd just be like, i don't know what any of this means i just be like just tell me to go straight and try to catch the ball yeah i have no idea especially like all the while praying that he would never throw it to me oh same every time i was playing like a sports game i'm like don't throw it to me don't throw it to me and when they throw it to me like shit which way do i run matt matt what Matt! What? Oh, Jesus Christ!

Speaking of sports, Ryan. Jorts. Are they in? Not yet. Okay. Later in 2018, they will be. I really like jorts. But anyways, go on.

Let's bring them back. Wait, you're talking about jorts that go to your knees or jorts that are mid-thigh right here? I like mid-thigh jorts, man. I think mid-thigh would look better. Dude, I wore jorts when I picked up Lego for the first time to get them. I have a picture of it. Yeah, there's that picture of you with Lego. With my Assassin's Creed hat and my jorts. Dude, there's nothing wrong with jorts.

No, I love jorts. They're comfortable. When I think of jorts, I think of like upper thigh jorts. Like jorts that stop at your upper thighs. But we weren't talking about jorts. You were talking about sports. I was going to talk about Pyeongchang the winter olympics are going on right now

at the time of this podcast coming out I watched a little bit of it Chloe Kim's fucking badass I watched that live when she won the gold 98.25 that was insane and the girl like a couple of people before her got a 14 it was another American girl and she like went and um

she went out and she like messed up the first jump and she just gave up. She just like went the rest of the way down without even trying. And I was like, oh, you got to at least try. No, because for them, it's all or nothing. You can't just try because then you're just trying for a lower score and they're out to win the medals and shit. So I can see it because I'm pretty competitive, I guess, when it comes to video games sometimes. But I could not imagine the world of Olympics, of just being an Olympic athlete at a at whatever age you are. Just the competitiveness that you have to have, the drive that you have to have to be able to succeed.

Because it's like it's kind of like my thing is like not just anyone can go become a doctor. You have to actually kind of want it, I guess. You have to put in a lot of fucking work. Like if you just go and like, I want to be rich and become a doctor. I guess some people can do that. But most of the people kind of just quit during that whole process because it is a it's a lot of money and a lot of time and a lot of just a lot of work. And I feel like that I can link that with just the athletes because it's just like, you know, a lot of people can try to become an Olympic athlete,

but only so few actually have the drive to complete what needs to be done to actually achieve any sort of medals or anything. Yeah. And like, it's also the nerves because like the whole world is watching, you know, you have so much on the line and I can only like, it's gotta be so crushing to like mess up during the olympics because it's like fuck it's like my my one chance and i i blew it and like i don't know if i'll get this chance again

but i mean still just even getting to the olympics is such like a uh an achievement in itself oh yeah represent well that's another thing because getting there is really awesome but another thing that i just kind of thought of of the pressure is like, you're representing your country. Oh yeah. You're representing your like whole nation. So that's a lot of weight on your shoulders.

And even though like when I watch someone snow, I'm not like, they better be representing our country, right? You know, that type of thing. You know how Russia is super just kind of like, you know how Russia is with the Olympics? Yeah. Not right now. Yeah. But- B with the Olympics? Yeah. Not right now.

Yeah. Band, right? Yeah. Yeah, they can't. And they were going to be let back in and then I think a judge was like, nope. Have you watched the Icarus documentary on Netflix? Is that about the doping stuff? No, I haven't seen it. It's so good. It is a really good documentary. I think you'd really like it. You like documentaries.

I love documentaries. They had state-sponsored doping though. That's like a a huge do watch the fucking documentary like so interesting. It starts off as something like super Simple and then it just expands into this big arching story filled with a lot of things dealing with Russia I don't want to spoil too much dude. They Russia like I'm not talking about the country I'm talking about at least the government. They are sneaky, dude. They sneak into everything. They hack elections. They, like, sponsor

state doping. It's, like, crazy. But, hey, they're doing their own thing. Each country is doing their own thing. That's just Russia's thing. Our thing is currently just being laughed at, I guess, by other countries. That's our thing. Big i'm not i'm not

because because it's goofy trump's it's goofy you can't you can't deny that it's fucking goofy trump's funny he's a funny but not like intentionally funny not funny like he's trying like it's like that try to be funny but then you laugh at the attempt to try to you know that type of thing it's like it's not a good it's not a good laugh where it's like, it's like, oh no. It's like when you watch one of our Let's Plays. Exactly. But yeah, like, I don't know about you, but when I watch, like, I love watching the Olympics, but it stresses me out so much. I mean, that's part of the reason I like it because like you're gay.

What? We're gay. Oh, I thought you said you're gay. No, no, no, no. Because I watch the Olympics, Ryan, because it's only some sports that stress me out like snowboarding uh gymnastics diving it's the ones where you have to be perfect and there's like so much on the line uh because it's like oh like ice skating because it's so easy to mess up and fall so you're watching you're just like you're just so tense the whole time and i think it's really fun to watch it's just oh it just so tense the whole time. And I think it's really fun to watch. It's just, it's so tense.

Do you like the winter or summer more? I think I like the summer Olympics more. Okay. Just because I like the diving and I like the gymnastics. Okay. And something else I like. I don't know. I think they're both pretty cool.

Winter Olympics are pretty rad. I like watching the, I don't know what it is, but it's like you go down the slope on the skis and you're like on the track and then you jump and you basically fly down a mountain. I know, I was watching them and like it's the first time

I really ever kind of really watched it because when I was younger, as I said, I wasn't interested in sports. I wasn't interested in the Olympics. Yeah, my parents would have it on the background. I just do my own thing. And it was my first time watching it. They go off the ramp and I'm like

it's just a jump and they see who goes the farthest there's a point where they're just they're like a sugar glider they fly they're just soaring it's so cool like I was like just imagine the feeling of that I was like I wish I could feel like that but I would have to train for years and years

and years and years and it'd be so easy just to like break yourself in half break your legs legs your back break your neck that's the thing like i bet if you're good at it that sport has to be like the most fun sport out of all the winter olympics because yeah you you're flying like you're you're accomplishing flight doing some flips on a snowboard too yeah that looks like anything anything in the winter olympics is fun because you're just going fast ice skating whatever i. I think Winter Olympics are the most fun sports. Except the, oh my god, but luge-ing. Like luge, that is terrifying.

No, no, no, that's the sled. That's where you lay down and you basically go through the ice canal and you go super fast. Don't they have amusement parks where they have those things? Except they're not on ice. You go down on these. On a track. On a track on a track yeah yeah i want to go to one of those i forgot i don't know where they are but i've always wanted to go yeah those look like a lot of fun one but the ones on ice like it's it's the most dangerous

olympic sport someone died back in sochi in 2014 because it's like you're basically i feel like with that sport it's all just luck it's like you lay down and you go fast and it's like, well, hope I don't die. Yeah. You go so fast and you're basically just hanging on. And it's like if you crash, you're going to definitely get hurt or die. It's not going to feel good. No. How do you get into lugeing?

Like of all the sports, it's like, you know what? I'm going to pursue luge today. I don't know. I guess it's weird. It seems weird coming from someone of the perspective of not even being interested in sports to begin with. But imagine being someone interested in sports and then you're interested in that. Like, you're interested in entertainment, but you're only interested in a certain facet of entertainment. Let's plays.

Yeah, exactly. Because the thing is, it's like... I get it, like, as an interest. I know, like, you personally have a specific, I guess, love or more love for one thing. Like, if we were to link it to Super Mega, we both have more of an affinity towards music videos. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

When some people really love doing really love doing Let's Plays, and they're like, why would I do music videos? I love playing games and all this other stuff. I guess it's a difference of just kind of like oh i don't i don't i don't like snowboarding oh losing that looks fun like as a kid and then you just grow up and then it just becomes habit and it becomes something you really

are interested in no but i'm wondering like how do you get into it like where do you go to luge and it's like like who do you talk to to get into that sport because i get skiing because i climb to the top of mount everest and then luge down. You have to make your own luge. You make your own luge going up and then the true test is if it works coming down. You have to make it using wood that you find on the way up. Oh my god. Climbing Mount Everest

I could not do that. That's too terrifying. People die every week on Mount Everest. Every single week. There's just a lot of factors. It's not just the cold. There's the oxygen. It's physically st lot of factors. It's not just the cold. There's the oxygen. It's physically strenuous too. It's like, it's a lot of, it's slippery. There's crevasses, which crevasses scare the shit out of me.

Like you could not even see it. And then all of a sudden you fall 60 feet down into a ravine. Because it's covered in snow, like plush snow. And then no one knows you fell and no one knows where you are. And then you're gone. And if you live when you hit the bottom, then you're really not a fun time. Another thing with Mount Everest is that a lot of people, they can't get over. It's a lot to do with drive too.

You have to get over the hump of, I'm just going to sit down and rest for a little bit. Because once you do that in certain circumstances in Mount Everest, then you're just going to stay there and freeze to death and just become really comfortable and warm and just... Yeah, because hypothermia you get warm before you... Like you feel really warm and then you want to take your clothes off. Yeah. And then, uh-oh. Now you're frozen to death. Whoopsies.

Matt. What? Do you see that over there behind the dumpster? What is that? In the office. What is it? Let me pull it out. Oh, shit. Is that what I think it is? Is this a fucking segue? It's a segue, dude.

What conversation are we segueing into, Ryan? Well, I was just going to recommend a movie because I should have seen it way earlier, but I was turned off by it because it didn't look like something I would be interested in. But I fully recommend this movie now. It's Lady Bird. Lady Bird. I saw Lady Bird. That's Hank Hill's dog in King of the Hill. Yes. Yes, it is. So when you say Lady Bird, I just It's Lady Bird. Lady Bird? I saw Lady Bird. That's Hank Hill's dog in King of the Hill.

Yes. Yes it is. So when you say Lady Bird I just think of Lady Bird. Come here Lady Bird. I saw the movie Lady Bird. It was really good. It was just kind of I guess now it's just I don't want to be like oh I'm getting old but I'm at that point where I'm

fully self aware of just the aging process and how it's going to go and how it has gone. And I'm like, fuck, life is – it's been how many years already type of thing? Like it's been – like three years already has been like – I'm like, what? I've been in L.A. for over three years? That seems ridiculous. And it was like one of those movies where I think I just kind of connected with it in that way because there was like a mom who's like you know super like I don't know

like super uh wanting to help I guess the mom in the movie is like your typical mother figure so connected with that because you know how my mom is I know how your mom is in my business to all you mothers listening to the podcast

how many could there be? I wonder how many just like, I don't know, there's some young moms. There's young moms. There's like 18 year old moms. I wonder if there's any like 30 something year old moms that just for some reason listen to us.

And if you do, thank you. You're very sweet. Or fathers, just single fathers listening in. Any stepdads listening to us? Hey, stepdaddies,

I'm sure that there's at least like, like one 60 year old guy who just like for some reason watches us. Yeah. Just by himself. And to you, we thank you. That's very nice. Maybe they're reliving their youth through, vicariously through these two young lads on a podcast.

Yeah, and if you want parents listening, go watch Lady Bird. Really recommend it. It's a nice, short, like, little package wrapped up in a bow. That's what it feels like. It's just a nice, conclusive, little good-feeling story. I like that. And I know I usually am, like, ended with, like, everything going right.

I'm not telling you how anything ends, but it wasn't a depressing ending like how I like some endings sometimes. I like realistic endings, which is weird. Because you'd think I'd want an escape. I like realistic endings too. I don't like when they have to take five or ten minutes to wrap up and show us what the characters are doing after the big events and shit like that.

Where it's like the wrap up. Speaking of movies you recommended, I did see one that you recommended. I saw three billboards outside of ebbing missouri oh okay did you see it in japan i watched it on my plane back from japan on a really poor quality screen with terrible headphones okay but that was my favorite movie but with that experience i'm wondering if it still came across as the movie that it was i really really really liked it okay but i didn't get the full experience because I couldn't hear like half the dialogue.

And then it had Japanese subtitles over the whole thing. No. But it was still really good. And I'd like to see it again. Because the thing was like with the lighting coming in the window on the plane and everything. And just like how bright the plane was. The screen was really dark. Yeah.

So I couldn't see a lot. And it was hard to hear most of what they were saying throughout the whole movie. But I did love it. And I got a lot from it. And I thought it was a really good movie and i'd like to see it again so i recommend that movie as well very good yeah it was great such a good movie sam rockwell what do you hear what do you hear earlson and uh what's her name i bombed on the uh main actress i i shoot fuck she was in this movie where she played a butler where it's like are you a man or a woman what are you it's weird the shining yeah she kind of looks like the butler from the shining

i do have to say but um my phone oh shit one other it's okay one other movie thing and i know people are gonna laugh the moment i bring this up because i'm saying it again but spy kids 2 i forget the casting choices that robert rodrig his movies. They're the weirdest casting choices. They're wonderful. They're great. They're great. But just like, for instance, like George Lopez as Mr. Electric in Sharkboy and Lava Girl. But I forgot that he cast Mike Judge as like the director of the OSS.

And every time I see Mike Judge come on screen and I hear- You can hear the Hank Hill. All I hear is Hank Hill because it's like that is his real voice. He's just like a toned down version of Hank Hill. Yeah. So he'll be like, Junie, Carmen. And it's like, I hear is Hank Hill because it's like that is his real voice. He's just like a toned down version of Hank Hill. Yeah. So he'll be like, Joonie, Carmen. And it's like I hear it. Like I hear Hank Hill the whole time.

And he tries to play this like badass like villain character. And it's so funny. Like how does Robert Rodriguez get these people in his movie? Like he got Sylvester Stallone to play the toy maker. He's loved throughout the filmmaking community. I know Quentin Tarantino is in some deep shit right now but he's like he's good with Quentin Tarantino wait what did Tarantino do?

I didn't hear about what happened with Tarantino there's the whole thing where is it sexual misconduct? no it's kind of like his one of the things is Uma Thurman there was a car crash on set when she was driving a car, which she didn't feel safe driving, but he kind of pressured her into it. But the main thing is that on a Howard Stern show, he was talking about how Roman Polanski, he wouldn't call what Roman Polanski did was rape.

Oh, when Roman Polanski gave a 13 year old girl drugs and fucked her. So I think that falls under the definition of rape. That's definitely rape. Oh. When Roman Plansky gave a 13-year-old girl drugs and fucked her. I think that falls under the definition of rape. That's definitely rape. That's definitely rape. That's 100% rape. He's like, I don't know if you can call it rape. I mean, it's a 13-year-old, you know, the party girls. I'm like, well, Quentin. What 13-year-olds are you? Jesus Christ, Quentin. No.

Bad. Bad, Quentin. That's bad. You make good movies. But, well, Quentin tarantino has always like this isn't a surprise it's just shitty hearing it from him he's always been a horribly socially awkward and inept person i've never liked him as a person i like his movies but i've never really liked him as a person just from interviews i've seen and stuff you've seen him like quentin tarantino talks to black people yeah it's so uncomfortable and It's so uncomfortable. And it's like this. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, it's like, ugh. And I remember people were like... And you feel me? They're like, it's because he grew up in an urban area. He gets it. What are you talking about? He's a big, goofy white dude. He makes good movies, though.

He makes great movies. I don't think I've not liked a single movie of his. Well, I still have yet to see Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, and Kill Bill Vol. 2. Oh, my God. You've got to see them. Those are like his biggest classics. I know. They're incredible.

I watched a movie I love that I watched recently when I was in Japan, of course, was Lost in Translation. I have never seen that. Oh, dude. You would love Lost in Translation. Is that Bill Murray? Bill Murray and Scarlett Johansson. I did not know Scarlett Johansson was in it. Well, I didn't know.

They're the two main characters. The only thing I know of Lost in Translation, I think this is the poster where he's, like, sitting on a bed in a robe or something. Like, a gold or beige robe. Yeah. Well, the movie's about he's, like, he was, like, a huge Hollywood actor.

Like, one of the biggest. And now he's, like, a washed up, like, only getting, one of the biggest. And now he's a washed up, only getting TV commercials. So the movie's like, he's really unhappy in his marriage and his life. And he's in Japan shooting a whiskey commercial. And he doesn't want to be doing it because he wants to be doing movies or plays. But he's doing this, so he's really unhappy. And he's just staying at this hotel. And he meets this young girl, Scarlett Johansson.

By young girl, I mean like late 20s. And she's married. Young woman. Yeah, young woman. And she's married to this like, I say girl because the age difference between them. But like she's married to this workaholic photographer who doesn't really care about her.

So she's like trying to find who she is. And then she meets him, Bill Murray's character. And they kind of just like connect. And it's, They're only in Japan for a short amount of time together, and it's just about them connecting and kind of finding each other and themselves, and it's so good. That sounds nice. I also have to see Groundhog Day.

I loop those two movies together because they come out kind of around the same time when the Bill Murray phase, where Bill Murray was super big. This is a little after. I think Lost Translation was 2003 or 2004 or something. Oh, it's more recent then. It's one of those movies I like it because it's one of those movies where it's

mainly just a collection of scenes, like slice of life scenes where it's not really like It's not a narrative. Yeah. I mean there is a narrative but it's not, you know, act one act two, act three. Exactly. It's more of like there's an overarching like character. It's mainly just about like the character growth. Yeah. And it's presented through a bunch of slice of life scenes.

Yeah, he'll be swimming in a pool. Or flipping through TV channels in one scene. And it adds nothing to the plot. But it just kind of builds the... The character. Exactly. And it's such a good movie. It's one of my favorite movies ever.

I definitely have to give that a shot. You should. And My Bloody Valentine, one of my favorite bands, does a lot of the soundtrack. So it's like, the soundtrack is phenomenal to that movie. Sorry,

when you said My Bloody Valentine, I just thought of that. I thought you were talking about that slasher three. No, no,

no, no. That's based on the original. What was that movie called? Is it called My Bloody Valentine? Yeah, it's called

My Bloody Valentine. Or it's like the guy in the minor get up or whatever. I remember the trailer whatever i remember the trailer like a pickaxe and he throws the picket i never saw the movie i didn't goofy as shit remember when when 3d was a big thing all the horrible horror movies that came out they were like 3d yeah and it didn't make it any more scary 3d really just died was freddy versus jason in 3d probably they made like i remember there was a 3d movie yeah yeah back in like the 70s or 80s I remember there was a 3D movie. Yeah, yeah. Back in, like, the 70s or 80s, there was a

3D movie. Like, the first 3D movie, I think it was a Freddy movie or a Jason movie. I mean, they had Jaws 3D that came out in the 80s? My mom was telling me how she went and saw it and everyone got, like, the 3D glasses at the movie theater. I remember my first 3D movie. That was an experience.

That was pretty fucking cool. I think we talked about 3D movies for quite a long time on another podcast. But hey, 80 episodes in, I don't remember what we talked about because that's a lot of talking. Who cares? I mean, there's some people who have, like, how many episodes does Rooster Teeth talk about? I remember, I've

listened to a good bit of them. I don't really listen to the, no, I do not listen to the RT podcast anymore because it's just like I don't listen to a good bit of them. I don't really listen to the, no, I do not listen to the RT podcast anymore. Cause just like, I don't listen to, I'm trying to get back in the podcast. So I might clue back in, but they have hundreds and hundreds. So it's like,

they'll bring up stuff that they brought up before. It's just kind of like, I think people tune in mainly just to, cause they, they find the entertainers that they find entertaining. And just something to listen to in the background. Yeah. Hey,

if you're listening to us in the background, thanks. I listened to podcasts for my commute to work. Oh, by the listen to in the background. Yeah. Hey, if you're listening to us in the background, thanks. I listen to podcasts for my commute to work. Oh, by the way, for those wondering, what are some good podcasts for me to listen to on drives? I saw there was a Reddit post about like, what are some good podcasts? And I saw a lot of good suggestions in there. We weren't on there though, because I saw it too.

And I scrolled down to the very bottom, like, nope. We were on there somewhere. I did. I found our name to the very bottom, like, nope, we were on there somewhere. I did. I did not see it. I did not see it. We were there. I got there like probably like in the four or five hour mark of the post. Yeah.

Oh, maybe we weren't there yet, but I, I mean the podcast I'm listening to right now, um, is the Joe Rogan experience. And, um,

and the other podcast that I listened to is actually something that just recently came out. It has some YouTubers in it that deal with movie reviews. Two of them I watch pretty much every video they release. It's YMS, so it's like Adam from YMS. Then there's Ralph from Ralph the Movie Maker and I Hate Everything, IHE. Oh, they're doing a podcast together? Yeah, they do a podcast. I think it's a movie podcast.

Oh, that's cool. They've only released one episode so far. It's called Sardonicast, so I'm going to start listening to that. Oh, I'd actually be interested in listening to that. Yeah. I like all those guys. Yeah. Oh, speaking of podcasts, we were just thinking about this recently.

It would really mean a lot to me and Ryan if you guys would sometime maybe go to our podcast on iTunes and maybe rate us, give us a little review to maybe help us out statistics-wise on the iTunes charts. We would really like that. Go ahead and give it. It has to be five stars. It has to be five stars. And if you have friends that are looking for podcasts, well, you just recommend them. You know, share us around if you want.

Maybe spread us around like warm margarine on a piece of toast. Yeah, and you could even tell people, hey, you know, start, I'd say start with around episode 20. You know, because certain, there's certain, I guess, feelings that our podcast has. Because I think at the beginning we were just getting used to the whole thing. Yeah. Like it's definitely a different tone now from it was in the beginning. And that kind of I'm like, oh, man, because then people go listen to a podcast. They might start at episode one when we were, you know, a different place in life. You know, our tone was a little different and it's not the same as it is now.

And I don't want people to like be turned off from our podcast because of like the way we were in the first like 10, 20 episodes. I would just tell people just to listen to our recent ones. Like start around episode 60. Start around just whenever. I mean, there's good ones. There's classic ones. I think everyone should listen to every guest podcast we've had. Definitely.

I think everyone should listen to every single episode. Yes. You know what else people should do? What? Go to MeUndies.com slash SuperMega to get some MeUndies. I think that that's a great idea. And I think that's a great place to end this podcast, guys. Thanks for listening.

Podcast is on YouTube every Friday, on iTunes every Saturday. We're trying to get it on Spotify right now. That has been kind of like a really difficult journey. Spotify has not really been responding. I mean it's on iTunes. We're on the podcast this podcast app that I have on Android. We're on the comedy section. What is this? It's just podcasts. Yeah just podcasts.

So we're actually on that. I didn't know we were. And if you give us a review and rate us five stars we can be in the top 100 comedy podcasts which I think we were for a while. I don't remember. Maybe we got bumped out. But help us get back on there, guys.

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