supermegashow - EP 82 - Southern Mommy

Episode Date: March 5, 2018

We talk SpaghettiOs, mowing the lawn, and how cool old sayings were. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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uh you know it's really not too much today. I'm just sitting on this couch, uh, just you know, minding my own beeswax, man. Just really just taking it easy. Just, uh, you know, I got some chapstick on my lips. It's good chapstick, man. I can't get enough of this stuff. Dude, I got some beeswax out of my ears this morning, and apparently you're not

even supposed to use those fucking Q-tips to clean out your ears. Yeah, on the, on the, like, on the Q-tips packaging clean out your ears yeah on the on like on the q-tips packaging it says do not insert these into your ear it's like it's there how do i clean my ears that's that's i mean that's the thing is it's like you know when you think of a q-tip like the number one thing you think of is like oh i used to clean my ears everyone's supposed to everyone uses it for that why don't you just get like like why don't you just shoot yourself in the ear with a pressure washer just like stick the nozzle in your ear and then

just like one quick just like By the way, that would kill or completely damage someone's face if anyone was actually I'm gonna prank someone with a pressure washer Don't prank someone with a pressure washer. That's fucked up That would kill them. You'll go to jail. You will go to jail. You could kill someone with a pressure washer

Easy. Oh yeah. Like if I was pressure washing my back deck and I moved the stream of water over my bare foot, that would split the skin open. Oh yeah. It would be blood. It would be disgusting. Like if I shot you in the face with a pressure washer, I would blind you for life. You'd fuck up my face too. Yeah.

That would not be fun for you. And then that wouldn't be fun for me because you'd probably press extreme charges. I'd have to pay a lot of damages to you. Well, I think at that point, I couldn't just be like, I'm not going to press charges and you could get away. I feel like that is a crime that they have to at least go after in public court, right? Well, what I'd probably have to do is as soon as I realize you're going to do that, I'd probably just have to be like, well, I better make sure he can't. So I'd have to continue with the pressure washer

until you're dead. But then it's murder. And there's so much evidence. Do you think I could, like, do you think if I took the pressure washer at the top of your head, I could like, basically shave your head with a pressure washer? Like, remove all of your hair? You would be removing the skin, but you could, like, tie my hair up right here and then

go... Oh, and cut it off. That's a cheap way to get a haircut. Use a pressure washer. Don't ever do that, though. Well, we could try. I mean, your hair, you don't have nerves in your hair. So like that wouldn't hurt. You have you have nerves in your scalp.

Yeah, but I would make I would miss the scalp. I'd only hit the hair like you like you tie the hair up and you like you hold it up. So I clean cut the hair with the pressure washer. OK. Speaking of speaking of hair! Hair loss isn't just your two-time felony convicted father's problem. It happens earlier in life than you think. By 35, two out of three men will start losing their hair.

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Have you ever pressure washed your driveway? Yeah, it's fantastic. It's wonderful. When I was a youngin', I thought I was real funny. I had a pressure washer out in my driveway, and I was like, I'm going to draw a penis, because I was a teenage boy. Did you draw a penis? So I pressure washed a penis into the driveway, and believe it or not, it stayed that way.

You couldn't just pressure wash more? No, I only... I kind of just like... So for like a couple months, there was a penis in the driveway. And I don't even know if my parents noticed. Your parents were just... That shows the state of your parents. Just like, I don't want to deal with this.

I don't think they noticed. There's a penis for a driveway now. It wasn't like right... You wouldn't notice it right when you pull in the driveway. It's near the back of the driveway. But there was definitely. Was there a little penis or was it a pretty big penis? It was a pretty big penis. Okay. It was a noticeable penis. It was formidable and it was there. It was

girthy. It was girthy. Well, it wasn't proportionally, no. Do you remember this penis specifically? Like you can go back and imagine this pressure washed penis in your driveway. I can see the pressure washed penis in my driveway. Okay. see the pressure washed penis in my driveway. Okay. Very clearly.

It was basically like when a teenage boy draws a penis, that's exactly what it looks like. Like you can picture that in your head because you were a teenage boy and you drew penises. I drew penises so much. Like the kid from Superbad. Yes. Just like that. So you just picture that. That's pretty much what it was.

That's a great prank, man. Get a pressure washer. It's such a harmless prank. Go around a neighborhood, pressure wash penises into everyone's driveway. Well, when I was a kid, on one of my friend's Spanish homeworks and shit that he had to turn in, I would sometimes take a pen and draw a penis on his homework. So he had to work really hard to scratch it away or make it look like something else before the teacher came and picked up the homework.

And it was great. I'm imagining this caused him like actual distress. He wasn't even your friend. He's like, no! He's like scratching it out. I remember there was this kid I knew that like he was my friend, but I always messed with him. And he drew like, is that our way of always messed with him and he drew like is that our way of getting away with these things?

they're our friends yeah we were friends that's like my way of being like yeah I used to bully this kid but like you sound better about it when you think about it every bully would say yeah I had this funny little friend back in high school used to mess with him we were friends but like in reality it's like yeah I used to bully the shit out of this kid

he hated me no but we actually were friends but like in reality it's like yeah i used to bully the shit out of this kid he hated me um no but we actually were friends um but he he drew a uh i think he wrote like like a swear word on my on my science paper once while we were in class it was like like grade seven so i was like i was like i'm telling on you just to like mess with him so i got up and i went to the teacher with my paper and then i just asked her some like question like like what time is uh like like which period do we have lunch i had people do that i had people do that where it's like are they actually there was that moment when you were younger where that was the thing where it's like is this person actually gonna tell on me or are they just doing the fuck with me and you'd have to wait there and agonize and you're like are they gonna do it are they gonna do it i know i know so i went up and like i of course i

didn't actually tell on him. But then I went and I sat back down. I was like, she wants to see you. Oh my God. And bring this with you. How old were you? I was in seventh grade. Seventh grade.

God, if you lived in London, you'd be a little pickpocket. I know, I know. So he goes up to the desk and he takes my paper and he hands it to her. And she's like, I see him. She gives him this look and he looks my paper and he hands it to her to and she's like I see him she gives him this look and it looks disappointing he comes back down he's like well I got lunch detention thanks for telling on me and I was like I didn't tell on you you told on yourself and he got lunch detention

Matt did you you didn't stop him from telling on himself it was funny it was funny dude his dad's probably just like my son. My delinquent son. Are you attracted to this, son?

Are you attracted to this, huh? Dude, I used to draw rocket ships. I used to draw rocket ships. And I remember my mom was like, there's got to be some Freudian thing there. I'm like, mom, what are you talking about? I'm in middle school. I just like drawing rocket ships. And she was like that's it's some

freudian thing that of course you're drawing these projectiles i'm like mom are you saying that i'm gay because i'm drawing rocket she's also saying she's proud because she recognizes these things and she's like my son is growing up the way for the uh the freudian way you know freud uh sigmund freud loved cocaine so much that he would give it as gifts to people as to friends and stuff he would just give them cocaine. You don't get gifts like that these days. I know. Like, when I have, like, let's say I'm married and my wife's about to deliver a baby.

She's about to burst. She's about to burst. And, like, we're having a baby shower. I don't want you bringing, like, pacifiers and shit. Bring me some Coke, man. Like, that's a good gift. Like, that's a gift I will have fun with. Like, seriously. Like, I'm having a birthday party.

Don't bring me some bullshit gift card to Target. I want cocaine. Just bring a little line of coke. And then you go, Ryan, blow out your candles. And I'll go. And then it'll be perfect. You got to find some situation to sneak it in there. It can't just be doing a line of cocaine in the middle of the room.

Or you could sprinkle the cocaine on the cake and eat it. Can you eat cocaine and get high? I know. Don't people like... You can rub it on your gums. Yeah.

But I don't know if you can... Are we just giving people directions on how to like different ways to use cocaine on this podcast? I've never done coke. This is just what I've learned from the big movies.

You can put some cocaine on your gums and be like, oh, all right, now I'm high on cocaine. I don't know, like... Matt didn't deny anything there, folks.

Are you a coke addict? No, I'm not a coke addict. Is this like you're done with alcohol, on to coke type of thing? I've progressed, man. I've graduated from alcohol. I'm moving on to the big boy stuff. On to the good stuff. Who cares if it, you know, increases your chance of a heart attack?

By like 250%. That might be fake news, folks. Who knows? No, that's true. There's facts for every point for like every stance now quote-unquote facts facts and actual facts there's there so it's like real facts and uh what's that phrase that kellyann conway alternative facts yeah she came up with some good shit though she did man what was that fake shooting she also came up with some good shit, though. She did, man. What was that fake shooting she also came up with?

Oh, the Bowling Green Massacre? Yeah, the Bowling Green Massacre. They're like, what are you talking about? That never happened. Well, and they never, like, deny. They never admit that they were wrong. They just kind of, like, move on. And then it's never brought up again.

Bowling Green Massacre. Bowling Green Massacre. Oh, man, we need a moment of silence for the victims of the Bowling Green Massacre. Was there, like, a legitimate, like, there was, like, a bank robbery or something? Like, what happened? Like, was there legitimately nothing? As far as I know, there was literally nothing. There was no, like, I think Bowling Green is a place.

Did she accidentally say just the Bowling Green and she meant, like, another? No. Like, I think she just came up with some bullshit. I mean, they called her on it. She was like. She threw up on on cnn honestly that's a great way to get out of like a situation like just vomiting because he did well lying too but it just derails everything like if i'm on cnn and they catch me in a lie i'm

just gonna vomit i'm just gonna hold on hold on one second i gotta i gotta show you something i gotta show you something matt this might take like around a few minutes to find okay and then I'm gonna tell you a story about alternative facts I was just watching something last night and I thought you might like it half of a pumpkin pie and a can of spaghetti with meatballs but the meal wasn't perfect he requested spaghetti-o's not spaghetti

this inspired his famous last words I did not get my spaghetti-o's, I got spaghetti I want the press to know this that's a guy's last words, I did not get my SpaghettiOs, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this. That's a guy's last words. So there's a prisoner and he requested this big ass last meal and he wanted SpaghettiOs and he got spaghetti. So his last words before death were, I did not get my SpaghettiOs, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.

Dude. I hope the New York Times like took that and ran with it. Look at that face. with it that face that's the face of a man who's just just broken because he's spaghetti-os honestly dude i'd be disappointed that i can understand there's a huge difference between spaghetti-os and spaghetti they are not the same thing and like at one at one time you want spaghetti and another time you want spaghetti-os it's it's like the difference between steak and chicken completely two different meals they're both meat you know but it's, but it's a different world.

Different, different, different ballgame, man. Yeah. Like, I can't imagine even comparing SpaghettiOs and spaghetti, like, in the same category. Like, that's not the same shit. Yeah. Man, so you know how there's, like, Chef Boyardee spaghetti, and then there's, like, real spaghetti? Yes. I, there's not real SpaghettiOs.

There's like canned SpaghettiOs. I want like gourmet, like, like $150 Italian restaurant SpaghettiOs where like a chef prepares these SpaghettiOs. How do they make those loops with the pasta? Dude, I don't know, man. That's like, how do they make those? Like, how does, there's gotta be some machine. That like cuts them out into that shape. It's not like some guy at the SpaghettiOs factory is like, like wiping sweat off his brow and like crafting these perfect rings.

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I'd rather make iPhones than SpaghettiOs. Like, making SpaghettiOs would absolutely suck. Do you think SpaghettiOs shares a factory with like Cheerios? And it's the same shit? Like they just make those rings? I've been like one conveyor belt to make SpaghettiOs. Now there's wheat or whatever they make. No, it's the same thing in the beginning, man.

It's how they cook it. Dude, SpaghettiOs are just raw Cheerios before they bake them. They just put pasta sauce on them. Same shit. When you take raw SpaghettiOsios and bake them they're cheerios they're just hard pasta dude you'll break your teeth on that shit oh have you ever crunched down on some hard pasta before yeah i have not fun not fun at all man you ever uh you ever you ever just burn when you burn the roof of your mouth on cheese pizza yes and it like ruins your

day it's one of those things like the moment the moment it happens you're like my day is ruined because the rest of the day like the rest of my day that is gonna be hurting and even into tomorrow it's gonna it's gonna hurt this one time one of my friends took a bite of pizza straight from the oven oh god and that's a brave thing to do she screamed this was probably like in middle school and the result was just a shit ton of just bubbly blisters around her mouth because the oil like burst onto her like lips and shit that is like like pizza pizza can be considered a weapon dude speaking of pizza i'm gonna tell you a little story oh about pizza gate uh-oh Uh-oh. And the 20 minutes of time where I almost had a panic attack

because I thought that I might believe in Pizzagate. There's a bunch of people that just lay on our side and go, ah, we almost got him. He was almost on our side. God damn it. It was late one night. I was at a friend's house, and we were all ironically watching Pizzagate videos because we were like, this is stupid as shit let's let's watch let's let's see what

these videos are about and like we're watching this one pizza gate video it's like explaining and we're like this is so this is so stupid and then like the person's like but the most damning piece of evidence might be this and then they started going over like like it's it's hillary it's a photo of hillary clinton at an auction where there's a bunch of children chained to the floor right and she and she has a shirt that says pizzagate on the shirt yeah fuck that and i was like shit that is pretty damn um no but but like they like listed this like little piece of like quote-unquote evidence and i just remember i was

like oh shit that makes sense and like my friends like all we all were all looking around the room just like wide-eyed just we were we were like fuck dude i was like swallowing pulling at your shirt necks like tugging my car like oh shirt necks Shirtnecks. Shirtnecks. That's another one of those. My shirtneck's a little tight. My shirtneck's a little tight. No, but like me and my friends are all. My shirk. What type of shirt?

Is that a t-shirt or is that a shirtneck shirt? Like we're all looking around the room like, oh shit, dude. That's a, that makes sense. And I just remember thinking like, no man, I can't believe in pizza. No. I can't be one of those guys this is asinine this can't be real but it was making so much sense when i was watching i was like fuck dude and like we stopped the video and like we turned it off and there was kind of like

silence around the room and we just were like guys we'll never talk about this ever never bring this up we're never talking about this again and then like 20 minutes passed and we're like doing something else my friend was just like guys i can't get this off my mind like like do we believe in pizzagate now we all looking shit up like come on we gotta check these yeah so we start we were like we gotta fact check this so so we dug deeper and then um we realized that the way the video had presented the uh evidence was they left out something very important uh which completely debunked it so then i let out a huge sigh of relief, and I was like, okay, Pizzagate's not real.

Which is exactly what a documentary did on Netflix with, not Steve McQueen, what's his name? Lightning McQueen. Steve Avery? Steven Avery. Yeah, Steven Avery, the Making a Murderer guy? Yeah. I'm like, poor dude, at certain points,

and then at other points, I'm like, wait a second, he threw a cat into a bonfire. Dude, that's what always got me, because he's like, in the documentary, they're like, Stephen Avery, when he was a teenager, he threw a cat into a bonfire as a joke. And he's like, I was young. I did stupid things. It's like, I was young, too.

There's a difference between being, like, when you think of being young and doing stupid things, usually that's like, you know, you get drunk when you think of being young and doing stupid things usually that's like you know you get drunk when you're 16 and do something stupid or you like smoke pot or something yeah like or you know you like you take your dad's car for a joyride pot was stupid man no i'm saying i'm saying like when you're young i'm furrowing my brow boys i'm not saying smoking pot stupid what i'm saying though is like it's like I was young and dumb at the time, you know? You skipped school, you played hooky. Like, if you ever make fun of pot again,

I will bring down the California legislature on your ass. I'm sorry. Okay? I'm sorry. Yeah. I won't do it. I'm wiping away a tear now. I wasn't making fun of pot. I just got a little scared of people taking away my pot rights. I wasn't making fun of pot, Ryan! I just need my pot rights, dude. Jeff Sessions might, he might come in, and Jeff Sessions might come in and sweep those away from why don't they name it pot

rights i need my pot rights the most important uh category of civil rights pot rights but like um yeah he threw a cat into a fire and then was like well i was i was young and stupid it's like no dude there's a like that. That's just like psychopathic. You were just a psychopathic young asshole. Like that's not being. They took a bunch of evidence also. They omitted certain evidence. It's like, I don't know, if you look up the case separately online,

then from what you see in the documentary, it paints a different picture. Yeah, there was something that he had called her like 40 times in one day or something. Yeah, weird. I'm pretty certain he killed her yeah like the thing is with a lot of those um conspiracy videos on youtube or even going up to a documentary on netflix it'll be like they'll have you think it's this person because of this circumstantial evidence tied to something or they'll try to mislead you in some way and it's super believable and all of a sudden you look up online that there's actual video evidence of the act of the legitimate suspect shooting the person in the head and it's like oh they just forgot to show this footage and it's

like hey this person legitimately did kill someone no like when i watched that wasn't the steven avery case i'm just yeah there wasn't a sample as killing her but yeah i think that uh you and i watched making a murdererer together on Netflix. And I remember that I was really into it. And at the time, I was like, oh, he's innocent. The police, they definitely framed him. But when you read the evidence that they didn't include, you're kind of like, oh, okay, no, he probably did kill her. I think the story that I guess should be more taken from that whole documentary series. It's not that innocent man.

It's just sketchy shit was on both sides. Yeah, I think that the police fucked. He did wrong shit, but the police fucked up too. I can't remember if I watched the last episode or not. Did we ever watch the last episode? I think I just remembered after. Who knows? Maybe the documentary portrayed it better,

but it just seemed like it was very sympathetic at times to Stephen Avery yeah I think that in that case I think he did kill her but I also think that the police were really like corrupt in the case they didn't have a way to prove it they knew it and so they did some stuff that was pretty shitty

and that you wouldn't expect or shouldn't expect law enforcement to do to get a conviction. I feel like small town police can be almost more corrupt than big city police. Dude, I've been watching more of the confession tape shit. There's a case in Charleston, South Carolina. My hometown, baby. Yeah, it was interesting.

I'm on the fifth episode right now which it's all about like people who were coerced to give a guilty plea and then turn out to be innocent or sometimes yeah you're to you to decide i think you're talking about the last podcast yeah those are the first two episodes it was hard to get through because it's like i got a little emotional because like fuck because you put yourselves in the you put yourself in the shoes of like some of these people and you're like, I could not imagine my whole life. And hearing them say, yeah, it was shocking for the first three years,

but then you just settle into it and this is your life now. Yeah, I feel like if I went to prison, the first few years would just be like hell. And then after that, you'd just come to terms with it. This is my life now. Even though I didn't do shit, there's nothing I can do yeah like you just kind of you're powerless you're just like fuck well yeah here i am in prison but yeah i'm still watching that i binged watch through glow on netflix is that the show about the female wrestlers or whatever oh yeah it's the same people who did orange is the new black and it's like it was nice to binge but it's not something i'd i'd recommend i guess yeah it's it's

it's just another show i don't know it's nothing nothing special it's nothing that i'm gonna be like you have to watch glow like i'm i don't know i can just there's a lot of things wrong with it there's a lot of entertaining aspects to it i guess but there's also just a lot which is ripped from other materials straight out, and it's really distracting. Because it's like, this isn't that original, really. It's just like, it's just another show. But hey,

I ended up binging it because what else do you do when you have a ton of food and you mow the lawn? Hey man, I don't know. I don't know. Dude, I used to love mow the lawn hey man i don't know i don't know dude i used to love mowing the lawn yeah that's not a euphemism for smoking pot okay that's i actually used to love mowing the lawn okay like i like i loved like it's satisfying man it's like it's like a zen thing some days i was i was it was like that for me but but a lot of the times it would be the lawnmower would get dog shit in it.

And plus it wasn't just like a left and right pattern that you would usually have to do. Like we had to, I had to go around trees. Dude, I had an intricate yard. Like, you know,

you have to like plan it out beforehand because you've got to make the yard look nice. Yeah. If you, if you're just going left and right, like, I mean, if you're just like going zigzags,

like you're going to leave some grass, man. What I would do is I would start with like trees or other things and I would do circles around them and then I would go left through right. Yeah. So it would leave space so I wouldn't have to hit the trees going up and down. I break it down into like squares. Yeah. So I'd like if there was like a wavy area, it's like, OK, I'll do that.

But then I'll leave a big square in the middle of the yard so that I can satisfyingly shave that square down. It was very fun. I would... Anyone out there who needs their lawn mowed, I don't have a lawn because I live in an apartment but I would love to come mow your lawn for like $20. So if you want to throw me $20. Throw you 20 bones?

Throw me 20 smackaroons, man. And I'll come mow that lawn. It'll be fantastic. Like, it'll be the best. I haven't done it in a while, but I feel like my lawn mowing skills are still superb. Would you take a pair of house scissors and go up and trim? I would, absolutely. Like, well, I'd mow the lawn first, and then I'd come back with a pair of scissors, and I'd be like, all right, let's...

Meticulously trim the shit so it's even. with a pair of scissors and i'd be like all right let's let's meticulously trim the shit so it's even i would bring a ruler like a school ruler and i'd measure each blade of grass make sure down to the millimeter that it's correct you gotta make sure it's right you gotta win that yard of the yard of the month award which was so which was so uh pined after in my neighborhood people take pride in that man like yard of the month like people like like it doesn't mean shit outside your neighbor report other people if they leave something in their yard too they're that same type of people oh yeah same people that have beautiful yards are the same people they're like how come their yard doesn't look pretty and perfect or they have like like their garden gnome fell over in the middle of the night so they like report it yeah like like not

not good i remember like dude like people in the homeowners association and stuff can can be real assholes yeah like i even remember like growing up like hearing stories and stuff about like um the homeowners association or like just people that would just i don't know it's the same as like the people that get mad at waiters in restaurants for like the smallest thing it's like that translates into other aspects of their life where they'll want to like report someone's yard for not being like watered enough or like like if they see someone's yard in their neighborhood that hasn't been cut in a while it's like they have to report it and it's like is that really affecting your life to me i can picture them because i know you can picture them for me and i guess for you because it's the same

type of person it's just that that southern mommy with a pix? Yeah. Dude, that's 100%. I picture it. I was about to say Mommy type, but I just said Mommy. Southern Mommy? Southern Mommy. I know you didn't mean Mommy like Mommy, but you meant like add an E at the end. So it's like Mom-E. Like Mom-ish type. Yes.

But it just came out as Southern Mommy. Mom is Southern Mommy, dude. That's what we're going to call this podcast episode, Southern Mommy. Dude, I love those Southern Mommies. You get a Southern Mommy speaking that Southern Mommy language to me. Well, now that you're saying Southern Mommy, I see it like a Hispanic way. Like mommy, like M-A-M-I, like Southern Mommy. Yeah.

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There's something about you just saying, hey, Daddy. Let's go, Daddy. When you say daddy in a non like comedic context you're like hey daddy it sounds like I yes yes yeah daddy's just become like such a

the daddy kink is like it's so boring now is it yeah is the dad bod shit over no not the dad bod shit I'm talking about like daddy kinks where a girl's like, daddy. Like that's become such like, like if a girl has like a, like a, like you're like, oh, okay, what kind of kinks do you have? And she's like, I have a daddy kink.

It's like, that's boring now. What kinks are in style, you think? Well, the daddy thing is huge. Like the daddy kink is massive. Oh, so it's still going on? Oh yeah. That's totally going on. Okay.

But like. You're saying personally, from your perspective, it's just a very boring kink is massive. Oh, so it's still going on? Oh, yeah. That's totally going on. Okay. But like... You're saying personally, from your perspective, it's just a very boring kink to have. I think it could be a boring kink because it's like... I feel like that's been going on for a while. Like, that's... He's like, you know... Hey, daddy. It's the same as big boy.

Come on, big boy. I think that... Why do you have to... Why does it turn... Like, why is that better than just... Like, why is it big boy? Why do you have to add that adjective i guess because you can't be hey boy it's it's all it's almost like i feel like i'm a child

and then like someone's calling me big boy to like make me feel better like like more grown up oh you're such a big boy you get your big erection it's a big boy sounds like patronizing my thing about the daddy kink is i think it's like i feel like the daddy kink is like a kink that like for for like it's like a boring thing that seems like that's like weird but not too weird it's a very universal kink it's comfortably weird it's not like outside if you want if you want a weird kink dude you gotta i could never be into it personally where it's like yeah daddy i could never get into that. Hey, man, call me daddy anytime. Yes, yes, yes, daddy likes.

Dude, I haven't said it in a while. I haven't said it. Yes, yes, yes, daddy likes. Just going to cut it all out. Remember that rhythm? Yeah, I remember the rhythm. Yeah, it wasn't just like yes, yes, yes, daddy likes. People still say it frequently.

Good on them. Fuck it. You know, good on them. For people who are like, old super mega or whatever. You know. But I don't like the people who are doing it because they just recently listened to old videos. Yeah, it's not going to die. I have accepted that. And you know what was it?

It's fine. It's fine. It's not horrible anymore. I kind of like don't even notice it. I kind of just grew to it's like, oh, it's just it's like it's like a normal thing. You know how most papers white. And then all of a sudden when you see like colored paper that's interesting it's like whoa it's like yes yes yes daddy likes is that white paper you know in an art shop absolutely it's

just there and and i i feel like yes yes daddy likes is like a um i feel like it's a um it's like i had i had a couple kids yeah and i have one like son that i just you know he's just not very special and but he's my son still so he's like he's there but it's like he's like a stepson he's like like he exists he's like the cross between a stepson and a half son i don't really like him half son but he's there he's always going to be there so it's like that's just you know he's just part of my life you know it was a very uh not fun moment for me when my girlfriend girlfriend asked me, I don't remember my circumcision, so I'm sure it would have been very unfun

if I did remember it, but my girlfriend asked me, she said, what's Yes Yes Yes Daddy Likes? Just one day she was like, I'll show you. And then, oh boy,

did I pull up a Yes Yes Yes Daddy Likes compilation for her? Yeah. I didn't actually, I just truthfully explained what Yes Yes yes, yes, daddy likes was. And it was not a fun moment for me. I was like, that's... You make it sound like you're admitting that you have alcohol abuse problems.

Like you sat down and turned on one lamp in the room. Listen, honey. There's like a half-eaten apple like on a napkin. She put it down. There's like lipstick fresh on it but you can see the fresh lipstick and the surrounding apple start to the surrounding apple is starting to just rot away that's so specific yeah as like a scene you're so good at world building ryan thanks like i like you should write novels you should write fantasy novels because of how good you are

at world building dude i'll write a i'll write a book if there's two you're good at, it's world building and then coming up with names for things that you can't think of, like shirt neck for collar. I'm like Dr. Seuss, except with normal everyday items and not giving them goofy names, but names that would potentially make sense in another universe for someone who didn't come up with the word collar. Dr. Seuss, what was the thing about him?

Was he in adult cartoons and shit he did early in the day there's other stuff didn't he did he love did he do a lot of psychedelics or something probably i feel like i remember reading he did like a lot of like lsd or a lot of artists in that time did it you know bob ross did shit dude bob dude bob ross i guarantee dude he was he's probably blowing cocaine up some girl's asshole i I guarantee it. I love Bob Ross and I don't understand the malicious attack on his character that I see.

Are there malicious attacks against Bob Ross? There's people that do it for funnies and there's people who sometimes do it as a joke. Like, haha, he's such a funny man. Haha, he speaks weird and he's weird and happy weird and shit. I love Bob Ross man he's great how could you dislike Bob Ross like

like what what what is Bob Ross ever done wrong to the world it's like him and Mr. Rogers could have been stepbrothers they could do they could have just been like brothers they could have just been kin they could have been they could have married each other well not in the time that's such a I remember that word

learning it back in like school and shit. Kin. Yeah. Yeah, they could be kin. Like of kin. Of kin. Yeah, I like that. It's a nice word.

Family. No, kin. This is, this is my kin. This is my kin. You gotta introduce your family, like to people. Is that like, oh, this is, this is my kin. I like the word kin. So I, yeah.

I'm not going to use it on a day-to-day basis or ever. Oh, unless I'm talking like we word kin. So I, yeah, I'm not going to use it on a day to day basis or ever. Oh, unless I'm talking like we are now on this podcast. Yeah. But I'm not going to actually be like, this is my kin. You know, but next of kin,

come on. That's used a lot. Yeah. Yeah. It's a good, kin is just one of those words where it's like, it's better than family. Yeah.

It's more, it's more personal than family, but it's also kind's better than family yeah it's more it's more uh personal than family but it's also kind of olden days goofy it is like you don't want to use it there's a lot of olden days goofy words and i can't think of any good examples or saying the cat's pajamas now that's the cat's pajamas dude i don't fucking i don't get that saying cats don't wear pajamas that that's the bee's knees yeah that. I mean, that one's fun to say. That is the bee's knees. Which I don't think bees even have knees.

You know, at one point, epic will be that, right? Or how long has epic been around? Because it went through, it went like there was epic, and then there's epic. Because there are two different types of epic. One is the legitimate use of epic, and then the ironic use of epic, where it's like making fun of epic, I guess. No, there's three different uses of epic. And then there's of epic where it's like making fun of epic I guess no there's three different uses of epic oh sorry go on yeah well there's three different uses

there's like epic is in like a period of there's four different uses of epic there's epic is in a period of time then there's epic is in a novel yeah like a long saga epic yeah and then there's epic is in like that's epic but like the type of epic where

it's like heroic and like action yeah like like a like a gladiator movie could be epic and then there's i mean there's epic that's like the online like early 2000s like oh dude this flash cartoon is epic yeah and then now there's a fifth one which is like the ironic use of epic which is parodying that was birthed from the new grounds era era epic yeah exactly epic tunes but it's kind of like the line is blurred now or it's like you say it so much ironically that now i'm just kind of saying it again and everyone's kind of just saying it again pokemon like this is this is epic epic donkey dude i used to say epic i like if i go back to some of my old facebook statuses i can find the word epic in there epic bowser and i

said xd all the time. XD? XD. Like you said it or you would type it? No, no, no. I would type it. I wouldn't say XD. Dude, I was XD-ing! Oh, dude. Okay, so I saw an epic movie and I was XD-ing. Did you ever watch an epic movie? I did. That movie sucked so bad.

At the time, I was like, references I get! Yeah, I watched it. I did this job there. i watched it with two girls back when i was in eighth grade i was in theaters and i remember it showed a it showed a naked girl in the movie and i was wildly uncomfortable because it was me yeah it was me they have boobies yeah in the uncensored version maybe in narnia in narnia in like the narnia part like a naked girl walks out of the closet no and i remember thinking like i was so uncomfortable because i was sitting with two girls and i was like they have boobs too i know their boobs look like that do they know that i know that boobs look like that that's why it was uncomfortable

man i was like i was like dabbing sweat off my brow i mean like everyone was aware of the boobage in that room yeah that's the thing that was some epic boobage you know epic boobage, you know? Epic boobage, man. Nice titties. Titties, that's a good word, too. Look at those jugs. I want to use titties in a serious context. Like, hey, baby, you got such nice titties. Thought of a bunch of grown men foaming at the mouth at a strip club. Just show us your titties!

Woo! Damn! Let's go to a strip club together, Ryan. Have you ever been to a strip club? Yeah. Have you really? Yes Remember I accidentally Went into one

Oh Oh I've never been to a strip club How do you accidentally go into a strip club? What do you mean? They promised me like five dollar beers Oh In Mexico Yeah

Okay Cause like They were like five dollars For like two beers and a shot Or something I'm like fuck yeah So I go to this bar. That's a great deal.

Yeah, it was a great deal. I had like half of the beer. Then I, you know the rest. I know the rest of the story. It's on a previous podcast, like mini-back. Go find it. Ha ha, good luck. Nah, fuck it.

I, um. Just making fun of people. Aw, I really want to know what episode that was in. You're just going to have to go search through Bunch Room and give us more ad revenue. Push up your glasses, nerd. Four eyes. I don't even know if they wear glasses. I love wearing glasses.

But like. I always thought like I would never do contacts. If I started losing my vision, it would definitely be glasses. Glasses are great, man. Like, I feel like they're just a great, they add to your personal style. Is that what makes you feel better? Yeah. That your vision is deteriorating?

Is that how you cope with it? Well, that's the thing. It's like, I personally like wearing glasses a lot. Yeah. And I think that, you know what, my vision is deteriorating kind of quickly now because these glasses aren't even working that great anymore. I got to get new ones. But it's like, you know what, but the positive side is I get to wear glasses, which I personally

feel very comfortable in. I like, I used to be very scared wearing my side is I get to wear glasses, which I personally feel very comfortable in. I like, I used to be very scared wearing my glasses. I used to barely wear them. Now I wear them every day because it's like, I like them. So, so, you know, it's like there's a plus with losing your vision. I don't know if I get contact. Style. You get to wear.

I get to add some style. Some kick-ass glasses. But one of the most important senses to being a functioning human is deteriorating at the age of 22 there's a lot of people that are functioning that have lost their sight from birth have lost it late in life or can or you know there's there's a lot of people who function that are blind like the guy that clicks at stuff i said yeah i've seen that video he's like he's walking down the street and there's like there's like a trash can and he's like, it's a trash can. I was listening to his, he had like a, I think he did a TED Talk, but he did a.

Did he do it in clicks? He did a, he did a, what is it? Not the NRA. What is it? What? NPR. NPR. He went to go endorse the NRA in his TED Talk through clicks.

He, there was a segment about him on NPR. I listen to a lot of NPR when driving to work. Dude, NPR is a great station to listen to when driving. It's so interesting. Their microphones are like $40,000 a piece and you can tell. And they talk about a bunch of interesting things. It's always interesting, yeah. They play good music too. I found some good music

through NPR. Whoa, Matt. What? Did you just say clinically approved? No. Oh. But yeah, um, I would have to say that I really want to see a movie soon,

and let's look and see what recent movies are coming out. Are you interested in movies? Sure. Hold on. Did you see Black Panther? I did. Yeah? Did you like it? It was all right. It was all right.

It was another Marvel movie. It's, like, I recognize that it's not an important movie for me. Right. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's an important movie for a lot of reasons for other people, and I get that I don't experience that because, you know, I'm not black. Yeah, yeah. Because, you know, I'm not black. Yeah. So, you know, there's a lot of things where I just, it's not an important milestone for me personally. And that's not to say it shouldn't be.

Yeah. I'm just saying, so I didn't get that aspect. But you're still able to like, you know, you can recognize that milestone. Yeah, that's why I'm saying like that's, I'm saying I recognize the milestone and that's nice. Or not milestone, I recognize the significance and that's nice. But overall, it was just kind of one of the better Marvel movies. Oh, that's good. You know what I mean?

It wasn't horrible, but at the same time, you know, there are Marvel movies that I like better. Yeah. But there are also Marvel movies that I don't like. I don't know. It was just a, it's hard reviewing any Marvel movie. I just don't like Marvel movies. I don't get heated about Marvel movies being bad or good because they're always just kind of like, they're a Marvel movie. And this is what Black Panther was.

And a lot of people will like it. And I had a fun time in theaters in certain parts. I, um, the pacing and just other shit like that, like characters. Um, they had like some fun characters,

but not a lot of, um, in depth. Yeah. Uh, character building. Mm-hmm. So,

yeah. I, I should, I should go see it. I, maybe, maybe I'd like it. I don't know.

I, I mean, one thing is I just don't like Marvel movies. I don't like superhero movies. You know that. So it's like, I don it. Maybe I'd like it. I don't know. Well, the thing is, I just don't like Marvel movies. I don't like superhero movies. You know that. So it's like, I don't know if I'd like it. I probably, well, I can't really. I guess I can't say anything until I see it. I was possibly going to go see it last night, and then I did not.

Instead, I went to the gym. Nice. You're getting muscles. I'm trying. It's so hard, man. Yeah? It's not easy. Muscles just are like, I'll look at my body, and I'll be like,'s so hard, man. Yeah. It's not easy. Muscles just are like,

I'll look at my body and I'll be like, hey, muscles, why don't you come on out and show yourselves? And they'll be like, no, we're gonna hide. We're not gonna come out. We're not ever gonna show ourselves. And I'm like, come on, guys. I'm lifting weights. I'm drinking protein. Please just come on. And they're like, okay, maybe

a little bit. But then that's it. But you've got a skin tight suit on so your muscles do show more than someone who is starting from a place like me so i do i i do wear a skin tight suit every day to work actually it's latex it looks great skin color i think it's what if that's like you know because i could wear that there's nothing like lewd about that no is there no unless it showed the outline of like my my groin region well it would if it was skin tight but it's like you could wear like a cup or something oh yeah yeah so then it's not like lewd to everyone at work but like just like

a little bump technically it's not the bump created by your penis it's the bump created by the cup so it's not inappropriate yeah it's still hiding the shape of your penis. Exactly. I honestly, like, you could make that your outfit every day. A full, skin-tight, skin-colored suit. You just buy, like, seven of them, wash them every now and then? Yeah, and it's like, they're like, you wear the same thing every day. It's like, no, I don't. I have seven of them. One for each day of the week.

Yeah. That would look so weird. Like, if that just became my look, just like. You had an M for Monday, T for Tuesday. You have to make it a TH for Thursday so people don't get confused. With Tuesday. Or if it was just T. Okay, if there's two Ts, I could honestly, let's say my Tuesday one,

or my Thursday one's dirty when Thursday rolls around. You can kind of just re-wear the Tuesday one. I tell people it's Thursday. I could save money because I could only have five suits instead of seven. True. exactly that i could save money because i could only have five suits instead of two instead of seven true i'm sure getting like skin tight my skin color like would be kind of expensive depending on what it's made out of and how skin tight it is because when they say skin tight a skin tight suit's never really skin tight unless it's like actually like stuck to your skin and would it actually would it only really be skin tight if it actually like went around the shape

of my genitals because then that's skin tight yeah i mean yeah if like went around the shape of my genitals because then that's skin tight yeah i mean yeah if it went around the shape of your genitals which we're not gonna do we're gonna put a cup i'll put a cup there yeah but i would i would like to wear a skin tight suit to work every day i think that would look good do you think it would be comfortable no absolutely not it'd be hot probably yeah your skin won't be able to breathe i'd probably die is it crazy that people can suffocate when they're being like tar and feathered? They would essentially suffocate. Yeah, because your skin can't breathe and your skin needs to breathe.

They also burn a shit ton being tar and feathered. Yeah, because it's hot tar. It's molten tar. Dude, getting tar, like that's such a fucked up thing. Like my whole life I thought it was just like a goofy prank they did to people back then. And then I got older and I realized like, no, that's like a way to kill a human yeah that was their way of stoning it's like a humiliation thing too yeah because they're going around clucking like a chicken haha that's funny their skin is burning off like that's awful like people got it in

remember like old cartoons they tar and feather people yeah it's like oh that's that's that's goofy it's like nope that's that's torture like you're actually torturing and feather people? Yeah. It's like, oh, that's goofy. It's like, nope, that's torture. Like, you're actually torturing and people have lost family members that tar and feather. That is crazy how they tar and feather goofy in that one Disney cartoon. Did they do that?

Yeah. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Are there, like, laws against tarring and feathering? That would be murder, yes. Okay, what about, like, cold tar? What if I pour just, like,

some regular, like, room temperature tar? Throwing I pour just like some regular like room temperature tar? Throwing something on someone that they don't want. Throwing water on someone. Spitting on someone that's a soul. What if I consented to being tarred and feathered for fun? I was like,

tar and feather me, Ryan. It's a beautiful Sunday afternoon. And the person that's tar and feathering you is going either for murder or assault. No, but I gave consent. Doesn't matter. And I'm not dying from the tar because it's room temperature tar.

You get a few people in a room and they're all like, yeah, you can shoot me and you shoot them. You're still going to jail for murdering those people. I'm not saying it, but I'm not dying

from the tar and feathering. I can go take a shower and wash it off. Can you wash? I feel like tar is one of those things like you just can't really wash off. Like it's, it gets on you.

It's like, that's not coming off for a while. Ask seagulls. Oh, that's true. You got to use like dove soap, you's not coming off for a while. No, ask seagulls. Oh, that's true. You gotta use, like, dove soap, you know? Yeah. Or some mammoths. You can ask some mammoths.

What even is tar? Sticky hot shit. Go open up the dictionary. Go to tar, and it's sticky hot shit. It's accurate. I mean, that's what it is. Does tar have to be hot to be, like, liquid? Does it, like, harden when it's sticky hot shit. That's accurate. I mean, that's what it is. Does tar have to be hot to be like liquid? Does it like harden when it's not?

Oh yeah, because they make roads out of it, so I guess. So to tar and feather, it has to be hot tar. Yeah. Because they want the feathers to stick on the person. Oh yeah, dude. That's the point of tar and feathering. It's gotta look funny. They can't just throw concrete fucking chips at some, sorry, um, tar

chips at someone that are fully hardened. I hate the smell of tar. That would just be stoning. Yeah. Stoning and feathering. This is like liquid stoning. They want to tar and feather them, not stone and feather them. Bro, I want to get stoned and feathered.

You know what I'm saying? Oh, dude, who wants to get stoned and feathered, my brother? Dude, take a hit of that. Damn. Don't actually smoke the tar You do smoke tar we smoke cigarettes. Yes, there's a little bit of tar in there. Yeah, my lungs look disgusting Probably got some tar in those lungs probably need to take a little like toothbrush and Dude when you start to quit smoking apparently start coughing up a lot more

Because your lungs are healing and you're coughing up all that tar and gross shit that's good yeah just like get apparently there's actually procedures they can do where they can like clean out the insides of your lungs oh wow i bet you that's expensive i bet that's so expensive and i that's also terrifying just the thought of something in my lungs don't you hear the stories of just one weird thing going wrong in a in a simple procedure well especially with something as like sensitive as your lungs yeah it's like that's uh the thought of drowning in your own blood like someone because you know when you're hunting you want to i've never hunted but when you're hunting you want to aim for vital so that's lungs and heart of the animal yeah so the thought the thought of a knife or a bullet or anything piercing my lungs.

Dude, that is like the most sensitive thought for me. I'm like, oh my God. And then you're just like legitimately drowning in your own blood. That's like if I had a list of things that were the least fun, that would probably be right around the top of the list. Yeah. That and watching the Emoji Movie in theaters. That was awful.

And we will not go see the sequel if it comes out. I will see a Madea sequel. I will not support the emoji movie shit. You'll see a Madea sequel after already seeing the second Madea Halloween movie? Yes, because the thing is, like, Madea is such a small niche audience. It's not like this big corporation's, like, fucking taking everything to the bank. They're not making that much on the movies. I mean, sure.

Dude, Madea? Dude, Madea fucking brings in wheelbarrows of money. What I'm saying, they're not, like, they're not targeting children to make a bunch of their money by making dumb movies with a bunch of product placement. Yeah. These are, the people who watch Madea movies should be old enough to know that they're being conned

if they're being advertised to in a movie, which is something like the Emoji Movie does. Like, well, look at this fucking fruit app. Well, OK. Yeah, I was seeing if the Emoji Movie had a bigger box office than Madea. Of course it did. The Emoji Movie was 217 million in the box office. What was Madea?

I don't know if it was the first or second. It was like $74 million, which is still, you know. I mean, they're still making a shit ton of money back. $74 million. It's like making a cheap horror movie, except Tyler Perry's just making a cheap comedy. You know, comedies and horror movies, it's harder to nail a comedy, but Tyler Perry has that demographic of people who love his movies. He's got that dedicated fan base.

He does, yeah. So, which is something that most comedy movies did you know Will Ferrell used to be a you know people used to come in and see him a shit ton back in the day but now you put him in a movie and it could flop easy Daddy's Home 2 I did not see that also because I don't really like

Mel Gibson came out with that movie with Kevin Hart that I actually saw you saw that Gidhard yeah was it good it didn't look good it was not good i had an actual penis in it too whoa really yeah wow surprised honestly like uh will ferrell has not been in anything i've wanted to see in quite some time and and i don't think it's not will ferrell's fault but i think that style of comedy isn't as popular. The last good Will Ferrell movie I saw was Anchorman 2. Yeah.

Which I actually enjoyed. Anchorman 2, Step Brothers, Talladega Nights. He was in a lot of good shit. Kicking and Screaming? I think the first time where I was like, okay, when I was young, I enjoyed that movie. Kicking and Screaming? But the first movie that he was in where I was like, oh, wow, everything that actors are, even if they're funny, it doesn't work. It was The Campaign. was in where i was like oh wow everything that actors are even if they're funny it doesn't work it was the campaign yeah i saw that with my family in a in a motel room and it was kind of awkward

i was just kind of like oh wow this did this was a big miss this missed a lot it really wasn't it had funny moments but it really like it's so forgettable because i actually saw um i was looking through movies the other day on like amazon and i saw that movie pop up and i was like oh i forgot that movie existed you'd think that you know a movie with will ferrell and zach galifianakis would be super funny that's what i thought at the time you know in you know in my head i just had this thing where you you put two people who are super funny together and of course they're gonna be funny because they're just funny they're funny people those are both very funny comedians yeah Yeah. They can ad lib well. And then you realize, oh shit, you know, the writing's bad.

The writing's bad or, or just the direction is often cheap. Cheap direction is always super noticeable and it's very just off putting when you see it. Yeah. I'd like, I'd love to see Will Ferrell and like a good comedy role soon because it kind of, he's kind of in that point in his career, I feel, where he's just taking the kind of B or C grade movies. Daddy's Home with Mark Wahlberg. He's going to have to start doing the old man stuff,

which is crazy thinking, right? Will Ferrell. He's going to start having to do the Chevy Chase stuff. Chevy Chase is old now, so he's going to start becoming that. I feel like Will Ferrell will take some time below the radar, more so now, and then really maybe come back when he's older, like when he's gray hair Will Ferrell. I mean, think about it. Will Ferrell is one of our Chevy Chases, because our parents grew up with Chevy Chase, and

they loved him, and they watched him in that time period. And his movies even come over into this generation, because you love some of of his movies national lampoon's christmas vacation and summer vacation are great movies i love both of those i saw the holiday one for the first time over the holidays the christmas one yeah yeah did you like it yeah it was very yeah it's good like oh wow it's pretty funny i i liked the ending the part that i really liked was the uh the ending with the i guess swat team yeah it was like a it was actually really well done i was like holy shit wow fun fact about that movie um they shot that movie in the middle of the summer so all the snow uh like in the neighborhood was soap that they had to like really yeah damn so they

shot the christmas movie just in the middle of the summer which is always i always forget that when they shoot christmas movies like most of the time they got to shoot that in like april may june yeah for it to release around the holidays um because we actually they were shooting a christmas movie near uh our apartment once and i remember it was like may and they decorated i came outside one day and they decorated the entire street with christmas decorations and i was like what the fuck you know what's gonna be weird what thinking about Will. Eventually, there will be another Will Ferrell. He's just our age right now because our parents. Oh, yeah, that's true.

Chevy Chase. And then Will Ferrell came along. Will Ferrell's this big comedy icon that they loved and I love. But he was also the same age as them. They both started on Saturday Night Live, too. Then at some point, there's going to be some 30 year old when we're 30 something that's just going to take it by storm. There's so I can't wait to see the new comedians and new entertainers and the new ideas that come through each year.

That's one of the biggest things I look forward to during the year are the new actors and the new movies and just new things in general that come about because it's like I don't know things that will exist whether that be trends or products or whatnot. And it's so cool. That's one of the coolest things about being alive, I guess. It's like you get to like every year you get to watch like just like,

and every year it's packed with just new trends and events and just cool shit. Like it's kind of, it's like watching a movie, you know? You get to just always see what kind of new shit. The political climate's different. There's a lot of conversations going around. Like what's political, technological stuff. Music. I like music has become like i've

always loved music but i think that over the last year year and a half like music has become like one of the most important things in the world to me yeah and like just discovering new music and like just seeing just new music that i like come out has been like like that is one of my favorite things i'm for you it's probably movies. Like when I see a good movie, it makes, it makes my day. It makes my week. Yeah.

I can't stop thinking about it. I feel so good. And like, I get that with music. I, I definitely listen to music more as like an entertainment thing. And it's not a passion of mine. Yeah.

Like it, I guess it would be for you. It's definitely passionate. I listen to music at least three to four hours a day. Like, are you talking about like passion as in you just like it that much or is it more like a passion of you want to create your own type of stuff? Both. I'd love to create music. I just gotta figure out where to start. Do you have what genre you'd be interested in dabbling in? Yeah, kind of. I don't

really know the name of it, but actually on that topic, give a quick shout out to, there's an artist called TimperX who I really, really like, who I just found out recently is a fan of SuperMega. And I've been talking to him. Real cool guy. Go check out his music. He's actually I think he's playing a show soon with like some festival that has like Migos and Joji and a bunch of people. So good for you. But he's really cool.

You should go check out his music on Spotify. Real cool dude. He's only like 18. Makes good music. But yeah, I love like just discovering new music. And honestly, like I've considered making like a playlist, like a public playlist in the past. People would love that. For people that are interested in what I listen to.

And also something I want to start doing is I want to start like recommending music on the podcast every week. So this week, it's Timper X. I suggest the song Nice Boys or Sweet Sunday. Both good songs. Go check that out. That's the first week where I'll recommend music. So go check that out. And if you want to recommend anything, feel free, Ryan. In recommendations this week, it's a podcast episode. It was recorded back in 2015. It features one of our old friends, Daniel Kyer. It's more in tune to, it's more in honor of like his memory and his passion for music. So it's just a really interesting thing to, because when I watch Cyndago videos and stuff like that, and even in my memories, it's a sad sad thought but it just comes with losing someone

is you kind of forget how they talk in a way like you just want to hear their voice and this is definitely a good podcast to just hear him talk about music and he's super calm and chill and it's like that's the Daniel talking that I remember because in Cyndago videos and other stuff it's a very goofy character a lot of the times

you punch up you punch up that stuff. You punch up your character. That's why I want to go back and listen to the Sindago podcast episodes. Yeah. Because I think I came in around episode 14. I think we only had 14 episodes. Okay, then I came in around 10 or something. I was on four of them because before I came along, Ryan and Daniel were just doing Sindago.

And then I kind of entered the picture. Ryan and Daniel were just doing syndigo. Um, and then I kind of entered the picture, uh, you know, I weaseled my way in there and, uh, I started joining their podcast episodes and I haven't listened to those in well over a year. And I think it'd be interesting to go back now, especially cause we have a big podcast and we do it so much to listen to what we used to podcast, like, and listen to the first podcast we ever did together, the Sindago one. Oh yeah. That's the one where I called the, the uh where we laughed the hardest we did on that yeah yeah yeah where we we called the uh the hooker in vegas and then she used caller id and knew my mom's name but if that uh podcast with daniel is something you're interested in if you were a fan

of syndigo or if you just want to listen to a podcast where they talk about music and it's someone that uh matt and i both knew and totally respect his work. He was super fucking creative and talented with anything from video to music. Everything. Yeah. He was one of those guys that could pick something up in five minutes and then he would master it. He was the most well-crafted Swiss army knife of a man.

Yeah, you can call him that. He was great. But the podcast is called The Musician's Talk Show. Just look up The Musician's Talk Show. Put a link in the description. Yeah, you'll definitely put a link in the description.

Just go to the link in the description. Yeah, I recently found out that Daniel was a fan of a band I really, really like, My Bloody Valentine. And when I found that out, I was like, what? Oh, man, that's really cool. It's crazy. I recently discovered music, I'm going to butcher her name, but like someone he used to listen to that I'm starting to listen

to again, just because it's stuff that he'd play in the car as we were headed downtown to Beezers or something like that. It was Suzanne Sunfor. Suzanne Sunfor? I don't know. I'd say it, I think. But yeah, just... She's good. Yeah, what's the song I'm thinking of?'s how you say it I think okay but yeah just she's good yeah what's the song

I'm thinking of I'm bad with the song name I always just called it Rose's Poses because that's what it sounded like and he'd always kind of get like it's not what they say it's not the name of the song

what is it called it's this hold on what the fuck is that isn't she is she Icelandic something she's not

she's not she's not born and bred American. She ain't like us, bro. She ain't from the land of the free, the home of the brave. Let me see. White Foxes is the song that I remember most by her. I remember that, too. Rose's Poses, dude.

Rosie's Poses? I don't know what she says. Isn't in Ring Around the Rosie a pocket full of posies? Ashes, ashes. What the fuck is a pocket? What are posies? I don't know. Why are they in your pocket? That doesn't make sense. Get these posies out of my

pocket. Get these fucking posies out of my pocket, bro. Alright, guys. Well, I think that's about all the time we got for this episode of the podcast. Hey, we got one going once, going twice. Oh, two more. Going twice. Man, I don't know how they speak that fast. I went to an auction once in the middle of Walhalla, South Carolina, and it was fucking insane. Those loose-lipped fucks.

Fuck those guys, man! Fuck them! Yeah, but, uh, you know... You know pizza's here by now. Pizza's definitely... Oh, it's Pizza Thursday. Shit, dude. No, it's not.

It's Wednesday. Fuck! It's not pizza today. I thought it was Thursday. God damn it. Yeah, wow, that's a disappointment. What's today, you think, huh? It's Wednesday.

Does that mean it's Chinese food? Orange chicken? Could be. I'm down for some orange chicken and chow mein. I'm really full, because I drank one of those protein things that just completely wrecks my stomach all day. Well, the world doesn't revolve around that. Well, I'm sorry, Ryan. See you guys.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It revolves around the disc. Um, I, uh, podcast is, uh, on YouTube on Friday. Uh, also hits like iTunes and stuff, uh, on the weekend, uh, the following weekend. But that's every Friday, a new podcast coming at you. Every single Friday. Also hits iTunes and stuff on the weekend. The following weekend. Every Friday a new podcast coming at you. Every single Friday. If you guys just like one podcast and that's fine because it's hard for you guys to keep up

with it but who knows. I honestly am bringing this up and I haven't talked to Matt about it but I'm sure we've mentioned it before. Maybe we could start doing more than one podcast a week every now and then. Every now and then. Not like a thing. It would be like there would always be a podcast on Friday, but sometimes there would be a surprise podcast. Like Tuesday or something. I would love that, man.

I like recording the podcast. It's the most fun to record. Also, what was I going to say? Oh, yeah. Listening to it. We appreciate everyone who listens. Listening on YouTube does help support us more. Especially to those who are balding. Yes. Who would like to use Keeps.

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