supermegashow - EP 85 - Big Boy Russia

Episode Date: March 25, 2018

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Let me take my hair off real quick. What if I just like... What if I like screwed my hair off and I was fully off real quick what if I just like what if I like screwed my hair off and I was fully like bald and I was just like put it on like a lego that would be amazing if you could switch out your hair like legos like or just I just like peel like

a layer of skin that would be creepy though that would be weird but then I'd like the lego thing the lego thing is like I could legitimately see you can click it in yeah it would be nice you But then I'd like a ball head. The Lego thing is like, I could legitimately see. You can click it in? Yeah, it would be nice. You know, it doesn't look creepy. But.

Your idea was creepy. Are you like peeling the entire like layer of my, of like the top of my head off? You want to peel skin? No, I'm not peeling skin. I just say like, it would be able to blend better. Because like, look, because with your hairline, like how would you just pop your hair off? You need, that's why you need like a layer of skin. Because like, look, because with your hairline, like how would you just pop your hair off?

You need, that's why you need like a layer of skin. Well, you just, you get something drilled into your skull that looks like a little Lego thing. Oh, so I just pop the whole top of my head off. Yeah. But what's underneath? Is there like, is this just my bald head underneath or is there like? Yeah. But you know, when you put on your Lego head, it doesn't look, it's not bald.

It's connected to you. It's not like you can. So it's like a yarmulke of hair. Yes. That would be awesome. Yeah. And I can like switch out hairstyles. Yeah, yeah exactly you could have a mohawk you could be like a skinhead one day i would never want to be a skinhead i could have a bald head but i wouldn't want to be a skinhead true i could probably pull off the skinhead look if i shaved my head i think

you and i both could like i'd be dude we'd make a good skinhead duo you know like if we dressed it and shaved our heads. And with that note, welcome to the 85th episode of the Super Mega Podcast. Hey guys, welcome. Super Megacast. I'm Matt Watson. I'm Ryan McGee. Our Twitter handles are down there, you know?

They're on screen right now. Shoot us a follow if you want to follow our antics. You want to follow these antics? Go follow us. And guys, you will be pleasured to know that in today's episode of the Super Mega podcast, there is no ad. But there is a text interruption. I'm sorry.

I'm I we jumped in this podcast so quick. I didn't get time to silence my phone. That's fine. That's fine. I would have made the same mistake, but I always keep my phone on silent and I always regret it because I'm like, where's my phone? Yeah. And then and then I'm at, I'm at home alone.

You know, like Macaulay Cogan. Cogan? Macaulay Hogan? Macaulay Hogan. Brother, I'm home alone, brother. Don't mess with me, son. Imagine Hulk Hogan trying to break into that kid's house, into Kevin's house. That'd be creepy.

It's like Kevin versus Hulk Hogan. Dude, every time I watch that movie, I'm watching it and I'm like, I forgot about the whole B plot of the old scary man with the shovel. Now I'm just thinking about. Because he comes in at the end and he saves the day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hits Ron and Steve in the head with the shovel. But now when I said Kevin, now I'm thinking about Game Grumps Kevin and Hulk Hogan.

Kevin Abernathy? Kevin Abernathy in a house and Hulk Hogan trying to break in. Kevin, my sweet little man. Sweet little Kevin. He's got a beautiful head of hair. He does. He's just got a beautiful complexion all around. Kevin's beautiful.

He's lucky. His skin's nice. Okay, and the thing about Kevin is Kevin is, like, he's an attractive dude. Like, if I was a girl, I'd be all over the place. Exactly. And he's from South Carolina. He is. He was, like, a super rare all over the place. Exactly. And he's from South Carolina. He is. He was like a, he was

a super, he was super rare. He's a comrade. He was a rare addition in South Carolina. But the thing is, I thought Kevin, I was like, I was like, well, Kevin's like, what, 20, 21? He's like 26. He's older than us. He's way older than us. Holy shit. And I'm like, damn, Kevin, you, you, you looking good for that age. Shout out to Kevin.

Kevin, give me a kiss, please. Kevin, last time I saw you was just in Glendale. I saw you and I was like, what is Kevin doing here? Oh, wow Shout out to Kevin. Kevin, give me a kiss, please. Kevin, last time I saw you was just in Glendale. I saw you and I was like, what is Kevin doing here? Oh, wow, that's Kevin. There's Kevin! From Game Grumps! You pull out your binoculars. It's like Kevin. It's like birdwatching with Kevin. You have a little notebook marked down where you saw him. Yeah.

I saw him somewhere and I totally forgot where. Yeah? You didn't say hi? No, I did say hi. Oh, okay. It was a while back, though. Okay. Gave him a big hug. I said, hi, Kevin. Man, I'm sorry. I can't stop thinking about it. I just got back into Mario Kart. Mario Kart? I forgot how fucking fun it is. I've been playing online on the Switch.

Mario Kart's the best. Super fun. I can't get enough of that stuff. When I play Mario Kart, I feel free. It is the best racing game, in my opinion. I've started to not get mad when I'm in like a last ish place or like in the back half whenever some shit happens because you'll be in

first then you'll get hit with a blue shell and then that puts you down to sixth and then you know people bump past you okay I'm getting a little too specific but Ryan but that's also a good lesson for life man you know can't get mad every time you're in last place yeah but you get all the good items when you're in last place and it feels fun just to fuck with people just to

know i just made someone mad dude do you get that feeling am i the only one that like when you're in mario kart you see an enemy and you hit him with a red shell you're like ha i hate how that feels and now i'm exerting that onto you yeah it's there's the german word for it yeah i don't i don't know how to say that german word there's a german word believe it or not it's german but it's it's like why do you know about german schredenfraud i don't know how to say it. A German word? There's a German word. Believe it or not, it's German. But it's like... Why do you know about German? Schredden fraud. I don't know how to say it.

I said it wrong on a different podcast and people corrected me. And I never learned how to say it. But I mean, it's like taking joy in other people's pain. Yeah. It's funny that that's a German word. Speaking of, you know, hello, listeners. You know, we talk about you a lot. We give you guys shit. Thank you

for tuning in. We're only about five-ish minutes into the podcast so far. But thank you. We really like you, and we like that you listen, and you like our voices. I would like to frame a picture of every single listener

in my room. I'd like to cover my picture of every single listener in my room. I'd like to cover my wall and little tiny framed pictures of all of you. I have a photo album of all of their profile pictures in my house. It's a big, thick leather strap book. And every night before bed, he opens it up and he kisses each one goodnight, one by one.

I have to lock it in case anyone steals it. Dude, if someone stole it, that'd be devastating. I know, that'd be horrible. I know. That would be horrible. Your house gets burglarized and you wake up. The only thing missing. The only thing stolen is that like 2,000 page thick collection of Twitter profile pictures. Yeah, what I do is I pull up their profile picture, make it full screen, and then I take a Polaroid shot of it.

You just stick them all in like collecting baseball cards? Yeah, you laughed. No, because I think that's a funny idea. No, Ryan, I think I respect the way you do things. That's just how I respect the fans. I understand. How do you respect the fans? I told

you. I have all of their pictures on my wall. True. I have them divided. Actually, it covers my... So some would say you care about the fans more than I do because you have them framed. Each one has a delicate- Does each one have the same frame or are there different frames? There's different frames. Well, actually, I separate it by rooms. One room is for Let's Player profile pictures.

Okay. The other one's for anime profile pictures. And, you know, then I have like a miscellaneous one. That's my living room. My bedroom is the Let's Player profile pictures. And I kiss each one before I go to bed because I like kissing the faces of famous let's players I go goodnight jacksepticeye dude he's jacked I guess you could say

he is that picture looked photoshopped as shit when I saw it for the first time it looks like not like he photoshopped his body but it looks like he flexed and then he wasn't making the right face.

So he took another face from another photo that he was taking pictures of in the mirror and just placed them. Combined the two. It just looks so flat. I'm going to respond to his picture. I'm going to take a picture of myself flexing and poorly photoshop my muscles to be huge.

I'm going to do that later. Mark my words. That's probably already happening. Yeah, but you're starting to look good shirtless now. Oh, shit. The air conditioning just turned on. I guess they turned it on. It's getting hot in there. I mean, it's fine. I'll deal with the AC. I mean, the viewers, they always say they don't mind. Hey, guys. Thanks for letting us be comfy. Yeah, it's nice and cool in here. I mean, it is a bit of a harsh breeze. Well, it's blowing right in your face. Yeah. Because where you're sitting on the couch, that's where the AC directly blows. And when I sit in that seat,

I call it the cold seat because, boy, does it get cold after about 30 seconds. I do like being cold, though. I have a lot more meat on my bone to keep me warm. I have not a lot of meat on my bones. If there was, like, an apocalypse event, I would hopefully be one of the last people that would be killed in Eden because they would see no point

in killing me because they'd be like, what, like, maybe one person get a couple bites of meat off those bones? I feel like in a post-apocalyptic event, I would survive a very long time because no one's going to want to eat me. And I'm lanky, so I could kind of, like, I could disguise

myself as a nasty mutated creature and, like, slank around and people would be scared of me. For me, I'd i just i'd shave my head bald grow out my beard super scraggly yeah i'd always be shirtless okay always and i'd have to get like a good pouch stomach going but enough one not one that jiggles but one that's firm like a beer gut so when people are like that's a solid human i don't want to like that would be hard they don't want to fuck like, that would be hard to wrestle. They don't want to fuck with you. It would be hard to wrestle with me because of my weight, my just solid weight. It's not that I'm big and bouncy. It's that I'm firm. You got a lot of

mass. Yeah, exactly. A lot of inertia if you're moving at somebody. Yeah. Like, it looks like a bowl, like, an enlarged bowling ball and then just my skin tightly strapped around it. What is it? What is a beer belly? Because, like, I've seen guys where they're, like, not fat dudes, but they have a beer belly and it looks like they're a pregnant woman.

And I'm like, what is that? You get it from alcohol and shit, right? Yeah, from drinking a lot of beer. But is it just all the fat and calories from beer go directly there? I guess. I mean, that's a lot of shit in beer. Why doesn't it distribute other types of food to the rest of your body? Why does it just go there? There are other foods that do that. Aren't there things where it's like, oh, it went straight to my

thighs? Or is that just something people say when they're gaining weight to make themselves feel better? I don't know. I say let's do a beer belly challenge where we take two years and drink nothing but beer every day.

Let's cut water out of our diet and replace it with Bud Light. Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah? I'll grow up a little bit? No, no, no. Good old acid reflux.

No, that's fine. I have been experiencing that recently because for the past two weeks, I have been gorging on food because it's been a while since I've treated myself. And I'm using this as an excuse. I need to get back on track. Just food tastes really fucking good, and there's nothing like crunch berries at midnight. There's nothing like cereal at midnight. Dude, and I got those three boxes of Girl Scout cookies. Oh my god, yeah,

dude, girl. Okay, so somebody, it's not out yet, but there's a mail opening video coming out soon, and someone sent us Girl Scout cookies, which, by the way, please send us more of those. That is something that I will genuinely appreciate. My favorite Girl Scout cookies are, are they Samoas?

Yeah, the ring ones with the coconut. Yes. Those are delicious. Those are my favorite. Those are also up there with my favorites. Those are like Tagalongs and I like Thin Mints, which by the way, I don't know if you noticed, remember when they changed the name of Girl Scout cookies to stupid shit like Caramel Delights? I mean, they changed it back this year, so they're back to their old names.

Caramel Delights would be the name of them if I was... But they changed them back. Went back to the old ways. But, Girl Scout cookies at midnight. I woke up the other night at 3am and I just had this like insane hunger and I looked next to my bed and I saw a box of

Girl Scout cookies. Oh shit, which kind? Thin Mints. Oh, fuck. I ripped that thing open and I ate the entire sleeve of Thin Mints. Oh, fuck. I ripped that thing open and I ate the entire sleeve of Thin Mints. Oh my God. I was like half awake, sitting in bed, just like, and I just,

I devoured it in like a minute and then I went back to sleep. You've had those times where all of a sudden you get this immense hunger and you'll eat like a bowl of something then another snack and then another stack

and it's almost like you're a bear conserving it for the winter. Breaking into a family's camp. Yeah. Like I'll have times where I'll actually wake up at like 4 a.m and like my hunger will pull me out of bed to the kitchen and i just jump from thing i'll eat like two bowls of cereal grab like some like some gushers and like a bunch of like chips like that's terrible for you and you wake up and you feel awful but like there's times where i just wake up and i'm like oh my god i'm hungry

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And there's times I wake up and I feel like that and I ignore it. And then I wake up in the morning and I'm not hungry at all. I don't know how that works. I wish I had a bigger appetite in the morning because breakfast is the best meal of the day. My appetite doesn't really kick in until night time. Same. I've noticed. I can go without breakfast easy. When lunch comes around, I'm like, yeah, I'll eat lunch.

But then around night time, I'm just starving. Maybe it's because I didn't eat breakfast and I ate a light lunch. Now that I'm thinking about it. I should force myself to eat a meal because then it will keep me full throughout the day. Well, breakfast. I find that I get hungrier throughout the day if I eat breakfast. OK. If I skip breakfast, I'm just not hungry the rest of the day.

Like, it's weird. I don't know if a lot of other people like this, but I can actually go like a whole day without eating and not get hungry. I've done that before, but I usually have to be in a bad emotional state. Maybe I'm just in a bad emotion. Yeah, maybe. Who knows? No, I can like I could seriously just not eat and be fine all day I like I don't know why

maybe my body just doesn't want a hard way to live not not wanting not having to eat not gaining weight even when you do you only gain the good weight I said the most like first world problem thing the other day and then stopped and realized how horrible it was. I hate driving. No, I was at Olive Garden. Oh, this is where the story starts. Okay. Yeah, this is like, this is where

every first world white person... So I was at Olive Garden. Right across the street from a nice little Starbucks. Here we go again. Yeah, but like, I was with Aaron Hansen and we were like... Hansen mind freak we're talking about like he was like gaining the endless pasta and I was like I don't need endless like I always get full so fast and I'm like that sucks like I wish I

could always be hungry like and not gain any weight imagine just giving this thing where it's like you have this to you have this whole day out of a month that this stupid ugly witch grants you for some reason. Why can't she be a beautiful witch? Because I want her to be scary. There's a moral to this story. Ugly doesn't equal scary though, Ryan. Witches are fucking scary.

Ugly witches? Yeah, that's true. Have you seen Jack and Jill? I have not seen Jack and Jill. No, that's the Adam Sandler movie. What are you talking about? I'm thinking of Hansel and Gretel. Vampire Slayers or whatever they were. No, that's the Adam Sandler movie. What are you talking about? I'm thinking of Hansel and Gretel. Vampire Slayers or whatever they were. No, I didn't see that movie. It looked awful.

I didn't see it. I saw it. I saw it one day on Netflix. So bad. I don't care even where I was going. I'm just glad that I remembered that movie because it is god awful. We're talking about ugly witches. She comes and gives you, she enchants you with this one day a week magical thing where you can eat as much as you want.

You won't be starving, but you can always be hungry and down to eat. And you can just eat whatever you want, not gain weight or lose weight or anything. That's me every day. Uh-huh. Baby. But back to my Olive Garden thing. I was complaining. I was like, it's so awful.

Because I'll eat a little bit and get full and I hate that and I'm like I'm like man like it's it sucks not being hungry I I wish I could just be hungry but I stopped and I was like that is the most first world problem I've I've ever said god I just want to be hungry yeah exactly because there's people around the world starving I'm like god it sucks being just full I hate being full go up to a homeless guys how's your day going oh it's shitty i just i ate too much you know like god i'm just i'm not hungry it sucks oh i'm feeling this one you know i've eaten so much i'm in like a diabetic coma i've eaten so much delicious pasta from the olive garden. And you're begging, which is like, I would have to think that transition, that's got to be a big milestone in someone's life.

From being down on your luck to going to begging? Yeah. Yeah. Like, it's not like easy to do. I wouldn't imagine it's an easy thing to bring yourself to do, to be like, yeah, I'm just going to ask people for money. Because I feel like you have to accept a certain like, you have to accept it at that point. Like, when you get to begging, that's like

you've accepted that you're at that point. All of your ego is out the door at that point. You got to Lego your ego. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So, it's just interesting. I mean, I don't have any more alleyway friends, so. Yeah, that's sad, man. They locked up Ming's house.

Yeah, so like the area. Not her house. Her square? The area where she lived, they put a huge fence over. Can we just say it's Ming Square? Like that alleyway is just Ming Square? It sounds like a place in China. Good. They renamed Tiananmen Square to Ming Square.

How many Chinese people live in China could find out about Tiananmen Square? How hard is it for them to pop up on something that talks about it? Because their internet is... The internet's censored. All censored. I guarantee if I was in China, it'd probably be pretty hard to find some information about what actually happened in Tiananmen Square.

But a lot of Chinese people use proxies and stuff to get around that. I'm sure a lot of Chinese people know about what really happened. Hey, if you don't have a high social standing in China, you can't watch porn. Really? You can only do it if you're upper class. Is that true? No, I get around that. I'm sure like a lot of Chinese people know about what really happened. Hey, if you don't have a high social standing in China, you can't watch porn. Really? You can only do it if you're upper class. Is that true? No, I'm just picturing that. That's something they could do. That's something that theoretically they could do. They could be like, if you have a poor social standing, we'll block you

from sites like porn. Even though I think porn is Is porn allowed in China? No. Definitely not. I would not imagine so. A lot of porn is shot in South Korea. Is it? Where do all the gangs shoot their porn? All the gangs?

All the gangs. Where do they shoot their porn? Like the Bloods and the Crips? Like the Mendozas? Or what are they called? The Yazakis? What are they called? The Yakuza?

The Yakuza. The Mendozas? Is like a mexican drug cartel dude i'm terrified of the infamous japanese mafia the mendozas oh my god don't fuck around with japan man dude drug cartels are horrifying dude scary as shit they scare me more than isis just saying ryan they listen to this podcast don't shit they're gonna get mad that you said they're really bummed they're really scary i mean they're scary too it's just like the cartel is just let's imagine a bunch of guys from isis listening and they hear you saying they're like oh man shit we gotta step it up. Damn it.

I want Ryan to like me. I want him to think I'm the scariest. Drug cartels, seriously, though, like I am terrified of them. Like I would if I ever got even like remotely connected to a drug cartel by accident, I would I would flee to another country. Oh, yeah. Like like if I somehow crossed paths, that's why I'm scared to like like when I'm driving in L.A. somehow crossed paths that's why i'm scared to like like when i'm driving in la and like someone like cuts me off i'm scared to like freak out at them because i'm like what if that's like like a high-up person in a drug cartel and i just piss them off and now they're they're gonna

i don't know write down my license plate and have me kill find you and kill you yeah because like dude drug cartels are scary powerful they have so much influence and power oh yeah like not in the united states like not with like the government and stuff but i'm scared of ever going to south america like brazil in particular brazil brazil is uh don't they have like their gun their gun violence is through the roof raise the roof you know what i'm saying brazil brazil has a lot of gun violence but they also have one of the most like beautiful genres of music they got they got bossa nova which i have always been a massive fan of and it's like it's always a treat being in your car and you have that on i love boss and i love driving and listening to bossa nova i wish i could have a matt playlist i can make like can like is there a playlist i would oh imagine this you could

you could become friends with people on itunes itunes come on hey hey apple apple actually well spotify is better because you can do that on spotify but this i'm trying to help out apple here okay what does it need your help they're 20 need my help. They suck now. They're awful. They're bad. They're pieces of poop. Make your iMusic thing a little more social. Not like likes and comments and stuff.

But be able to share playlists with friends and shit like that. People can already do it on YouTube and Spotify. You gotta add that function. iTunes honestly sucks to be honest there's like a trillion better like there's like foobar that's a really good alternative program to itunes foobar you can it's called foobar you can you can play flack which itunes does not allow you to play flack files limewire yeah i still use limewire dude do you remember limewire my sister got limewire

do i remember the thing that I just brought up? No, but like, do you remember like, did you ever use it? I guess. Yeah. My sister got LimeWire. I was scared using it because I thought I was going to be arrested. There's no, there was like no better way to get viruses than LimeWire. Like my sister.

I actually got a porn virus from LimeWire and my dad actually took the blame for it. Aw. I know. He was like, hey, I saw a bunch of pop-ups and I mean, I told her it wasn't you, but can you please watch out, buddy? Dude. I was like, dad.

Ryan, your dad put his marriage in a small period of rocks and turmoil. You know that day, their marriage was on the rocks a little bit. I know. She's like, my husband's looking at porn. i not good enough for him my husband's looking at lesbians licking big boobs and lesbians licking imagine if my stepmom thought my dad was just looking up big lesbians licking big lesbians. Giant women? Yeah, they're in model cities that use Godzilla movies.

There's an audience for that. There's a market for that. But that was very sweet of your dad. I know. I still remember that to this day because I was like, dad, thank you. I looked up lesbians on the computer once when I was in middle school. Only once? Well, my mom saw that the history had been cleared.

And my mom came downstairs and she's like, you want to explain to me why the history was cleared? And I was just like... I know, I know. I don't know. I'm like, I actually had something. I was like, it's, you know, to not get viruses and stuff because it's good to like have...

I can't... I tried that one. It was just bullshit that was also the day i got baptized on the same day i got grounded for the rest of the day did you get baptized that i got well i just got like second baptized i was at the beach and and i was at a church event dunked you and they were like do i want to get baptized again and i was like sure and they dunked me and then i got home they threw you off a pier just chucked me off the pier but i got baptized and i was i was feeling I'm like, I love life. I love

God. I remember loving God. That felt great. And then I got home immediately and my mom was like, Matt, why is the history cleared? And then I was grounded the rest of the day in my room for looking at pornographic images. She didn't prove it though. What my mom threatened was, she said if I didn't give her an answer, she would take the computer

to a specialist and have the history pulled back up. She would not go through the trouble to a specialist and have the history pulled back up. She would not go through the trouble to do that, though. Well, that's what she said. Well, actually, you know what? Really. I don't think your mom's that that she it worked, though. She got me.

But true story. One time the history was cleared. I had not looked at anything and I had not cleared it. But she made that threat again. And in my mind, I'm like, well, she's going to do that. What if she sees all the stuff I have looked at in the past? So I just, I fessed up to something I didn't even do and I got grounded for it. Anne, hasn't she learned anything from our justice system? There needs to be like a little parent court system.

Like kids can take the parents to court over stuff. Like it's a little baby court. Yeah, but then my mom could get a subpoena. They have beanbags. Yeah, my mom could get a subpoena for my They have beanbags. Yeah. My mom could get a subpoena for my search history and then – Uh-oh. Oh, jeez. Not that I looked at anything bad, but that's my private search history.

A lot of subpoenas flying around lately. A lot of subpoenas. Dude, like American politics has been crazy lately. We don't have to get into it, but – You're more into the politics. Right now, my main obsession are these bombings in Texas. Oh, yeah. In Austin, Texas?

Mm-hmm. Some psychopaths just like mailing bombs out. Mailing tripwires. From what I've heard, and I don't know if the second part is true. Of course, the one at the FedEx facility is the most recent one. But they said that one was also, there was a second package that was given over to. That's just some psychopath. It's like, I'm going to mail out bombs. recent one but they said that one was also there was a second package that was given over to that's just some psychopath it's like i'm gonna mail out bombs i mean the unit bomber uh what he wasn't

caught for 18 years and he bombed 16 like he but there was 16 bombs he had like a like a motive manifesto and everything whoever's doing this just seems like they're just doing it just just to kill people yeah it just seems very random so and I'm going to Texas in two weeks, so. Austin? No, not Austin. San Antonio? Actually, like, my friends were in Austin

when the bombing started because they were in South by Southwest. I'm surprised there were no bombs like at South by Southwest. Yeah. I mean, that's great that that didn't happen,

but that's scary, man. Guys, listeners, if you're considering doing that, please don't mail out bombs. Please. Just don't. That would really make you not a cool person if you did that.. Guys, listeners, if you're considering doing that, please don't mail out bombs. Please. Just don't. That would really make you not a cool person if you did that. But yeah, guys, please don't be psychopaths.

Yeah, please don't. That's scary. Just be nice, people. Just be nice to people. Yeah. I think the world could use a little more niceness. Just do something. Or, Matt, is nature weeding out morals?

Because it found out that humans, when they have morals, they fuck things up. And now it wants to set it back to a more primitive state. And nature has the plants sending out pheromones to make us more psychotic. Dude, that sounds like The Happening. Where the plants send out pheromones that make people kill themselves. Yeah. Could such a thing be really happening? It's my favorite line in that movie.

Could such a thing be really happening? It zooms in on Mark Wahlberg's face and he says that. Can such a thing be really happening? It zooms in on Mark Wahlberg's face and he says that. Can such a thing be really happening? That's how he says it. Can such a thing be really happening? Marky Mark. Love little Marky Mark, man. God, what's he up to today?

I don't give a shit. No, today. What's he up to? Give him a call, man. You got him on speed dial? Hey, Ryan. How's it going? If I found out you were friends with Mark Wahlberg, I would be jealous.

I would be jealous to be honest. I'd be really jealous. If I was friends with, what celebrity would make you the most jealous if I was friends with them? If you were friends with Bo Burnham, that would kind of strike me a bit. If you were friends with like, If you were friends with Harvey Weinstein,

I'd be a little weirded out. If I found out you were really close. No longer friends, but we were friends. Yeah. I didn't know about any of the stuff he was doing though. Of course. Just to be clear. Of course.

I just thought he was a nice dude, but then I found out all that stuff. So yeah. I think if you were friends with like, oh man, I don't know. LeBron James. That would be pretty fucking cool, dude. I'd be jealous if you were friends. I'd be like, hey, can you introduce me to LeBron James? What if I was friends with Chris Brown?

What does that put you on the moral scale? I'd just let you do your thing with him. I wouldn't really want to meet him. He beats women, dude. I wouldn't want to. He's a little lady beater. Well, Chris Brown. He's a little lady beater.

Imagine if Chris Brown was two feet tall. That would just make him so funny and like his voice was high pitched. Dude, he needs to do that. He needs to get like reconstructive surgery to make himself. Reduction surgery? Yeah. Make himself real tiny? He needs to make his feet come out of his torso.

Would that make him more popular? Oh, of course it would. He needs to make like from the shin down needs to be attached to like his breast. What he needs to do. And that's what needs to happen. Because he looks like he has a very good angry face. He does. And that's what needs to happen.

Because he looks like he has a very good angry face. He does. And I think he'd be a lot more scary if what he did was he had his like at the knee. Like he removes his entire shin and has his foot, his feet reconnected to where his knees are. Yeah. So he just has little like stub like Hank Hill's dad. Yes. That's what happened to him because he got his knees blown off in the war. What great character design.

He had his shins blown off or something. So they had to reattach his feet so he just like waddles around But dude if Chris Brown Like for no reason at all one day woke up And was like man I'm gonna get my I'm gonna get my feet attached I'm gonna get rid of my shins My lower leg and get my feet pulled on Where my knees are He would be in the news dude he would be super famous for that

And no one would That would actually overshadow the woman beating thing you know because he would always be known when you think chris brown right now i think a lot of people have kind of given him a pass for the woman beating thing like the woman just the woman beating the woman beating you know he has this he has this thing he he he beat a woman. She was very bloodied and busted her lip. But people make mistakes. Dude, everybody makes mistakes. Everybody has those days.

Like when you think about Chris Brown, you think of that. Like that's what you think of immediately. Yeah, for me. And if he had his feet put there, you'd think of that instead as the first thing. So Chris Brown. If he had his feet put where? Oh, yeah, exactly. That would be like.

Dude, you brought it back. No, no. What I'm saying is like seriously, if he had his legs reconstructed, that would overshadow the woman beating thing. So Chris Brown should hire us to kind of rebrand himself. Come on, buddy. These are good ideas. I think he's already still doing well for himself again. Chris Brown, man.

I used to be a big fan. Really? Yeah. I liked his music. Did you listen to his tunes? Yeah. What songs did Chris Brown make? I don't even remember. I can't even Really? Yeah. I liked his music. Listen to his tunes? Yeah. What songs did Chris Brown make? I don't even remember.

I can't even remember. I can't remember his music. Right after the controversy, I legitimately stopped watching or listening anything of his. I was like, he's a bad man. I don't know what he did. Like what music he made. What songs did Chris Brown make?

See if you can run it, run it. There's a man on the floor. He did a song with Michael Jackson, right? See if you can run it, run it. Did he do a song with michael jackson right see if you can run it run it did you do a song that i remember i don't know i swear chris brown did a song with michael jackson i remember people were talking about uh chris brown as if he was like at the time they're like is he like the next michael jackson because he could dance really well and his voice was nice it's a nice voice that's a nice voice i't... I gotta give him credit where credit is due. But, you know...

Jesus fucking Christ. Imagine a... I was trying to think of who did the song with Michael Jackson. I was like, Chris Brown with Chris Tucker. Justin Timberlake. It's not Chris Tucker. Chris Tucker did not make a song with Michael Jackson. I would have loved...

That would have been the hit of the century if Chris Tucker made a song with Michael Jackson. It would have been great, man. If I could like, have any collaboration, like bring people back from the dead. DJ Jazzy Jeff and Michael Jackson.

I would definitely be Michael Jackson. I do Michael Jackson and like Hobson, I think is my, my dream collaboration. I think a Michael Jackson and Hobson song

would be amazing. Yeah. Mm-hmm. You like Hobson, right? Who? Hobson. I don't know. You know Hobson, would be amazing. Yeah. You like Hobson, right? Who? Hobson. I don't know. You know Hobson, Ryan. Do I? Yes, you know Hobson. Who? He made the racist song. Racist song?

The happy ending song. Oh, yeah! It's like one of the worst rappers. You know me with music. I don't remember names or anything. I just listen to shit. I wish I could remember names because then I could play stuff that I like. Like whenever I hear something you play, I'm like, oh, I should add that to my playlist. And then I forget about it.

Dude, what I do. Then it's not in my playlist. For listeners out there too, you can link up Spotify with Shazam. So when you Shazam something, it automatically puts it in a playlist. So if you're like, I like this song, Shazam it, boom, it's in your Spotify playlist. But Taylor Swift's not on Spotify. Is she not? I don't know.

Was it her big thing where she wasn't on Spotify? no but some artists that only do title oh yeah I don't know I don't know who does title though isn't that Jay Z? Jay Z yeah but like I don't know a lot of you guys have been saying like I should make a public playlist so think about doing that I might make a Spotify

playlist and just put, because I still want to, you know, recommend a song or an artist every week and maybe I can make a playlist for Super Megacast of every song I recommend. So it's like every week I add that song to it and y'all can go listen to it.

And late at night, a fan would put on that playlist and open up their window. The breeze rushes in and the curtains flow back and they look up at the night sky and they can see almost every star it's beautiful, it's not just black in the night sky

there's blues and purples and a little bit of a light pink no orange, the sun is pretty much almost down at this point maybe a hint of yellow but definitely not orange no fucking orange the yellow may be coming from the big moon oh the moon looks like a cookie.

You could just dip in milk, take a bite. It looks just like a very delicious moon. They look up at the night sky and they go right now. Matthew Watson could be listening to exactly what I'm listening to. And he could be looking up at the moon and looking at the same big moon that I'm looking at. You're looking at the same moon as Matt Watson.

And then they'd pull down their pants and start stroking their cock. Then they'd have to go get their kid's lunch ready. That changed everything. Okay, wait, hold on. Why do they have to go get their... Okay, wait, it's nighttime. Yeah. And they have to go get their kid's lunch ready?

Yeah, for the next morning. Oh, that's right, because their kids are already asleep. Because the bus comes early and he doesn't want to get up. He doesn't want to make lunch in the morning. Yeah. He's like, just make lunch now. Yeah. Just make Lunchables now.

Yeah. Do you like that scene? That was a great scene. I was confused by the imagery because you said the night sky was stars and when you said like light pink and stuff. So I was like, what? But then he just was a very beautiful

kind of like oil painting once in a lifetime scenario. He could be tripping on acid. It was just a beautiful night. So he just sees a bunch of different colors. Yeah. He could just be a very depressed man. And his kids are in the other room hungry

and he's tripping on drugs. Yeah. He's sitting in a rocking chair in an old fucking room with no furniture in it. Oh man, maybe Matt Watson's listening to this song right now. But then you go into his parents' room. No, you go into his kids' room

and they have everything their heart desires. Well, that's good. So now it's even more of a depressing scene you try to understand him as a human and not just a a druggie you know you don't want to label him a druggie and oh druggies are bad you want to you want to give him a character you want to say hey he came out of a vagina just like everyone else he had to he had to learn to walk he had to learn his abcs and one two threes and this is who he became hey Hey, man, you know what? We might all have different opinions, and we might fight, but at the end of the day, we all came out of vaginas, man.

Yeah. We all came out of vaginas. That's one thing you cannot dispute. Is that you came out of a vagina? Yeah. No, actually... Or a stomach. A C-section, Ryan. You could have a C-section. I was about to say, dude, I was about to poke the biggest hole in your argument ever. I was like, well, what if you came out of someone's belly? Someone's smashing their keyboard right now because we ruined that.

They were already typing it like, actually, Ryan, you can come out of a stomach with a C-section. Wait till Ryan reads the comments today. C-sections upset me. Do they? Why? Because you're getting a C-section scar, right? The thought of cutting open a stomach and pulling a baby out is... It's very medieval sounding it sounds like a big sacrificial like uh like a jesus christ mythology type of thing where it's like we had we were in the middle of battle and had to carve him out of

his mother but he was a warrior born born with a six-pack and three biceps. Three biceps? One on his neck. But doc, isn't that just your neck muscle? No, that's a bicep. Oh man, dude. Every muscle on my body is a bicep. I lift weights with every muscle in my body. Put weights on my feet, lift my feet up. I don't know.

You got to work out that butt. I have been working out this butt. I have. I've been doing some stuff that works out my butt and it hurts. I have a picture of your butt on my phone from like a few days ago. What? Yeah. What do you mean? Oh, we were shooting the mail video and I was changing. You took a picture of me in the other room. Yeah. I didn't even know you were in sight.

And I'm gonna frame it and I'm like, this is a sad photo. It does look super depressing. It looks like I'm just in a disgusting room changing and I just don't care about myself. It's pretty depressing. I'm going to frame it or get someone to do an oil painting. I'm going to come over and just see that you have that on the wall. And I'll be like, oh.

Would you mind? Yes, I would mind. Why? No one's coming over. No one's going to see it. Except for me. What if a maintenance man comes in and sees that? He doesn't know you. What, is a maintenance man comes in and sees that He doesn't know you What is a maintenance man a fan of Super Mega Could be

He definitely could be I get to work on the Ryan's maintenance The Ryan McGee He gets to go to the Ryan McGee's place And he gets to see a picture of my ass My bare ass Which is looking much better these days I was looking at my butt in the mirror today

And I was going damn I don't have that Hank Hill ass anymore. You never did. What? You always had a cute little butt, dude. Oh man, Ryan. You always make me feel so good. Welcome to Super Megacast where one male friend tells his other male friend that you always had a cute butt,

dude. And then we're like, why do people ship us? God! I've gotta give it up. I've accepted that,? God. I've got to give it up. I've accepted that. I think I've accepted that that shit happens because it happens everywhere. It happens with every fan shippers. Yeah.

Yeah. There's no way to escape it. You can't escape shippers, man. No, but there's no, there's no reason that we need to feed it, you know, like, uh, like kiss in a video or anything. Or, you know, tell me that I've always had a cute butt or that you have a picture of my butt on your phone. So that sentence, Oh, I have butt or that you have a picture of my butt on your phone so that sentence oh i have a picture i took a picture of your butt the other day it's on my phone it's on my phone dude it's right here want to see it can i see it

let me see it what are the odds you tweet that out right now you just look so funny and it was just such a okay so ryan and tucker were in the room like with some camera stuff and i was i was in my room and i needed to change my pants for the video. So you had your shirt on. So I quickly just took my pants off to trade, because I'm like, no one's looking. You were so just... But you took a picture. You were so just...

You broke my privacy. You invaded my privacy. My male friends are here. Let me see. That actually would be a fantastic painting. Yeah, I just got to... It's super depressing. There's a dick in there yeah it's hanging

down right here you can see that there dude okay all right well if you took the dick out like it would be a good painting i can see some definition of my legs now see okay look at this see i have been working on it see how there's there's like more more there man yeah yeah all right you didn't have to zoom in but well i'm trying to point out that I've been working out, and I'm trying to make a difference. And I want you to recognize... Why do you keep zooming in? On your hanging... Take your phone back.

Take it back. Is that my wallpaper now? Set it as your wallpaper. I want to set my phone as, like, some weird... I want to get, like, a throwaway phone and set the wallpaper as something, like, super bizarre and then lose it on purpose. away phone and set the wallpaper as something like super bizarre and then lose it on purpose so someone finds it and it's just like

the back side of a dude with his dick hanging between his legs someone's like oh I found this phone who do I return this to and then like no I want to lose my phone and have the worst wallpaper like that but then make it so they like on the back it has my phone number so then they

have to give it to me so I have to meet up with them and I just want to see how they react I'm like oh thank you on the back it has my phone number so then they have to give it to me so i have to meet up with them and i just want to see how they react i'm like oh thank you so much man you found my phone i remember they would look me in the eye and hand it back to me i'm sorry i was just looking up something what do you okay i'm glad that my conversation is not stimulating enough for you ryan sorry i was looking up animals with human penises to see if people have ever like realistically photoshopped an animal with a human penis. Like just a male dick. Like a dog with a human dick?

One of the first things that comes up is this picture. It's just a mutant pig with a human face. I hate that. I've seen that before. It's the pig that got born all mutated and it's gross looking. Poor little fella. Feel bad for him.

You ever seen like those cats that have two faces? What? Like the cats that are born mutated with two faces? Cat two. Like it has two, it has a face on each side of its head. You haven't seen that? No. It's creepy. It's real creepy.

Oh, ew. Isn't that weird? This? Oh. Yeah. Oh, it's so weird. It stretches. That's what I don't like.

I thought there was a human that was born like that too. There was a guy that was born with a face on the back, like a small shriveled face on the back of his head. Yeah. Voldemort. No, really. But, and then he, and then he killed himself because he said it whispered awful things to him at night.

Oh my God. That's terrifying. That's what he said. Like, like it was a small, let me see if I can find a picture. It was a small, terrifying, like shriveled up face On the back of his head Yeah there's pictures of him And he said that it whispered to him at night

Guy with second face Let me see if I can find this Here we go Fact check Edward Mondrake the man with two faces Oh wait here's a Snopes thing Okay nevermind it's false thank you you, Snopes. Snopes has debunked it for me. So, uh,

I'd like to keep believing that, though, because that's scary. Well, that's fine. Um, let's see. It was this, though. See this? See the picture? That's creepy, right? Is that a real photo, though? Did he actually exist? Um, let's see. Albeit popularized in the 2000s via memes, songs, and TV

shows, the story isn't of recent origin, having aroused the morbid interest of Victorian readers more than a century ago in Gould and Pyle's Anomalies and Curiosities of Medicine, first published in 1896. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. All right, it's false. So, guys, you learned something. You learned that that story that some of you might know about the man with two faces, not true. Not real at all.

So, look at that, man. That's some fake news for you. Two things I want to mention. And they're from a while ago from that Nintendo Direct. Okay. Fucking do it then. The first thing is that Phil Spencer is willing to let Banjo-Kazooie appear on Smash Brothers. What?

Which would be really cool, I think. That would be awesome. Banjo-Kazooie is a Smash Bros. character? Yes. Which would be really cool, I think. That would be awesome. Banjo-Kazooie is a Smash Bros. character? Yes. That would be so cool. He'd have the little bird. That would be my favorite Smash Bros. character. I love Banjo-Kazooie.

I love him as a character. First game creeped me out when I was a kid, but I liked running around the world. I just love the character design. I love going... Whenever you ran with the world. I just love the character design. I love going Whenever you ran with the bird I feel like I'm in Banjo-Kazooie right now. Yeah, how they talk. It's so creepy. I love those sounds though.

Wait, what's the second thing? What? What's the second thing? Oh, I'm super pumped for Mario Tennis Aces. Really? Yes. I've never been into Mario sports games for some reason. Mario Baseball, Super Sluggers is fantastic. And I feel like Mario Tennis Aces

is going to be super fun. Especially if you get to use motion controls. Oh yeah, I do. It'll be like a much better Wii Sports version of Wii Tennis. What I do like about Mario Aces is that Chain Chomp is a character. He just holds the tennis racket in his mouth. That's pretty cool.

I like that. Oh, I'm so excited. But that's not coming out until June 22nd. Oh, damn. That's far from now. Sad face, sad face emoticon. Ryan, how much money would I have to give you to get an emoji tattoo? The laughing, crying emoji tattooed across

your face so it covers your entire face. No amount of money. No amount of money. No amount of money? God, would I do it for like a million? No amount of money? What would you do it for? Like realistically.

See, that's the thing. It's life altering. Yeah. You're going to be different. No one's ever going to look at you the same. But if you get like billions of dollars, couldn't you pay to have it somewhat taken off? You can't take it off. You have to keep it.

Oh, you have to keep it. Like you get it colored and everything. Yeah. Like imagine like the emoji just on your face. Is that worth it? I don't think it is. Dude, for like $500 million. I think you, I think the biggest part would be, you'd be shunning yourself from any normal

facet of human interaction. Nobody, you couldn't have a normal experience with someone if you didn't have it on. It would be like a new normal, but social life would never be the same. That's true. And it couldn't be as genuine as it was before. You got to meet like girlfriend's parents and stuff. Assuming you'd get a girlfriend with it. Well, if you had $500 million.

You know what I'm saying? Girls just want that money, bitch. I gotta go pee-pee, dude. Alright, go pee. Okay. Ryan's back. He went pee-pee. I did go pee-pee.

How was it? It was nice. It it's fine how okay how hydrated are you uh think of it as a very have you ever been to like a ymca or daycare center um no oh well sometimes they they didn't have enough lemonade powder. Okay. No, I've been places where they've made like Gatorade or lemonade and it just wasn't, it's too much water. Like that. Okay, cool. So, you know, not 100% clear, but a little dusty,

a little misty of the yellow. There's a little sprinkling of yellow in there. Yeah, I hear you, man. So I was recently in the news, news you know right now there's a lot of talk about russia and um how they influenced uh you know recently in the news recently in the news talking about russia and the uh talking about um how they influenced the 2016 election and i saw this story about how uh the russians had created like a like a game, like a Hillary Clinton video game as like a way to like make voters dislike her and stuff.

And they called it Hiltindo. And I think what made me more upset about that than them, you know, interfering with the election was that they didn't call it Clintindo. Clintindo. Like I saw that and I immediately thought, why didn't they call it Clintindo? Like Hillary Clinton. Clinton is the big part of the name didn't they call it Clintindo? Like, Hillary Clinton.

Clinton is the big part of the name. I know. Hiltindo? Really? That's the best you can do, Russians? It's not Hiltery Clinton. It's like Nintendo. Clintindo. Clinton. Guys, come on. Get more creative than that. So what the fuck's going on with them poisoning some dude? Are they going to have to answer for that or something? Or is this,

I don't have to answer for anything. Shouldn't this be a big event? Shouldn't this be like a big fucking thing? Like, it's like, it is shit. You poison someone who's living in another country and you used an illegal, like nerve agent,

right? That was like banned by the Geneva convention. Yeah. Or some shit like that. And it's like, you used it in another country you very very sloppily too it was not it was it was people got hurt oh i actually read that they most likely did it sloppily on purpose to send a message yeah to say like because because like they could have they could have assassinated that guy and gotten away with it no one would like they always do But yeah, because Russia likes to kill a lot of political opponent stuff.

No, it's just a bunch of happy little accidents. You know, guys accidentally commit suicide by shooting themselves three times in the back of the head. That's all I'm saying, dude. In their apartment. But like, I read in NASA saying that they did it sloppy to send a message on purpose. Like, look. I'm not trying to spark controversy i'm legitimately interested in this because it seems like a big event that should feel bigger than it is being portrayed i guess it no it is

really big just that sounds like when you watch um when you watch a documentary series from like you know from what happened from the year 2000 to 2020 like this would be a big moment in that documentary it'd be like a good portion like they'd have to cover it it just feels like is it just gonna end with sanctions and like kind of like a no no no no no because it can't escalate no one wants war no one's gonna escalate to war on this we're not calling them out for it which sucks and they're and they and they don't have to answer to anything because they'll just deny it you know well because they're like

how dare you we were supposed to have a joint investigation those are the rules or something like that like a million countries like intelligence analyzed it and they're like yeah this was 100% Russia and they're like no they kill people all the time yeah but this just feels different in terms

of in another country using this oh yeah because that's in that's in another country and that's that shouldn't be allowed to happen like a country shouldn't be able to assassinate someone else in another country i don't know i'm not trying to draw any political conclusions all i'm saying is that's super big and fucked up and it's just scary dude russia like i'm not talking about what if they did it here if they did it here there would be a bigger fuss oh yeah 100 it was in america they they can they can fuck with uk because no one gives a shit for some reason but you you know like if if it happened in the u.s something like it would be this huge up well people would be mad because also america has that sense of like too. So it's like, oh, this happened in my country

where a lot of other countries don't have that. Nationalist type of thinking. So I just think not Russia as a whole and not all the people. I'm just saying the Russian government seems They like sticking their hands in. They like doing things. They like riling people's feathers up.

Is it verbatim? What do they profess to be? They profess to be a democracy. But they're an oligarchy? Is it verbatim? What do they profess to be? They profess to be a democracy. Yeah. But they're an oligarchy. Yeah, because Putin just like yesterday just won his fourth term. But it's like do you consider that winning? Because he banned his opponents from running.

And then the people that were opposing, like the other people running the election barely campaigned. Because it's like you have to walk on like eggshells if you were running against putin because you're like well i don't want my family to die and i don't want to die so putin's a putin's a formidable foe he is we don't want like here's the thing i wouldn't want to this is the trouble i have because they're fucked up but there are other countries who do a lot of like we also do a lot of fucked up things to other countries, but since they're, since they're quote unquote,

just little shitty countries, you know, it's like, no one really cares. You know, we're, we're, we can bomb in little ragtag countries,

but we, you know, if we, we can't bomb a major country is what I'm saying. We, it's, it's a lot easier to bomb the little guy. And it is,

it is. That's true. It's now world war two. That little guy. And it is. It is. That's true. Now, World War II, that was a different story. I mean, even though they were in the middle of, they were probably what, like close to surrendering, right? When we dropped them, when we dropped those big boys on them. They weren't doing well. Japan, no.

They were pretty close to losing at that point. And we were bombing cities. We were bombing a shit ton of cities before that too, right? We were like firebombing stuff. And then we were like, hey, surprise, surprise. And then we dropped the eight bomb. Yeah. And we dropped another one.

And apparently they had like nine more ready to go. Yeah. And just drone strikes. A bunch of stuff. A lot of countries do a lot of fucked up stuff. But what's interesting to me is like what is going to be the point in which someone else is like, that's fucked up. And then it escalates. What's going to be the point of escalation?

Well, it should. It should have been the interference in the 2016 election. But it seems like nothing is being done about that because not to get political, but people in charge don't just turn a blind eye because it helped them win. So they're like, yeah, whatever. I was I just politics in America is like an insider's club, right? Like it was set up to kind of be a for the people, by the people type of thing. Well, it's supposed to be.

But now it's a club. Now it's all about being bought out. It's like a club. Well, so it's all, it's about money. It's all about money. I mean, that's, that's all. I mean, it's nothing new. I'm thinking everyone,

I think most people know it's all about money. But it's just weird how there's this like NFL mentality behind it when you get into elections and stuff. It's like NASCAR with sponsors. It's like we can ignore like big problems as long as the enemy is doing worse type of thing. I see a lot of people with that mentality. In fact, I know a lot of people with that mentality back in South Carolina. Like I just, sometimes I'll see a Facebook post and I'll be like,

Oh wow. Yeah. Oh shit. And then this is like coming from both sides too. Like, I don't want to get specific cause I don't want to talk about my, my friend, like friends or people I know back in South Carolina and their,

and their political views. I dare you name drop them. Okay. Um, Sean Bean. Name drop them. Okay. Sean Bean. Is that really? No. Sean Bean.

He's from Lord of the Rings. I don't see Lord of the Rings. He's in Game of Thrones. Hey, I think the most important thing, and this is, I mean to everyone, but this is mainly to American listeners, is vote. Go out and vote. Pay attention. That's actually super important. I used to think voting just was like,

why would I vote for the governor election or why would I vote for mayor or any of that shit? It's actually super important, especially right now. So if you want, you pick who gets elected essentially. So go out and vote. Do it. It's very important. And as the election season rears up in November,

I'll be pushing that hard because I want all of my listeners to go out and vote it doesn't matter who you vote for just go go out and vote participate in the system so you know just do it it's important do you think it's possible for Trump to win a second time like do you think it's logistically possible not not I'm not asking like do you want to see him win another time type of thing? I'm just saying, do you think it's possible? I think it's super possible. I don't think it's possible because I think that basically the number of people that support him is what, like a third of the country. So what it takes is it takes people to actually get out and vote. And people didn't vote in the 2016 election, except there were like a lot of people voted because he got his fan base so riled up that they actually went out and voted and people didn't vote in the 2016 election, except there were like a lot of people voted

because he got his fan base so riled up that they actually went out and voted and people didn't like Hillary Clinton on the left. So people just didn't really, and no one thought he would win. So they didn't go out and vote. So then even though he actually still lost. It was kind of an election

that a lot of people didn't care in general. So there was a lot of people in the middle that's like, I don't care for either. So I'm just not going to vote. Because they had nothing to say. Like, there's a lot of people who still are like i don't know if i chose right or wrong because it's just like in terms of not voting because it's like well i mean if i voted and hillary won would i have liked this more there's a lot of people also she still did win

by the popular by the popular vote yeah but not by not by the wonderful what what uh electoral college college yeah but i think that because his support is technically so small i think that after this people are waking up and they will go out and vote 100 if you look at what's happening with like the the primaries and stuff in different states like all of i haven't been paying attention so i'm like i'm i'm leaning on most of what you've been look at like look at alabama like that got flipped to a to a democrat and that never happens. Just barely, but it still did.

Didn't it take a child fucker to do that? Okay, I'm sorry. I don't know if he did. Did he? It's proven. Pretty much. Beyond a shadow of a doubt. Why isn't he in jail if it's been proven? There's not video evidence.

He fooled around with young kids. Yeah. 100%, right? He was banned from the local mall for that. Oh. You know, shit like that. There were,

there were people came out and he, he had signed some girl's yearbook that he had allegedly had a relationship with a lot of shit like that. Okay. So there's stuff that- Roy Moore's a real piece of shit. I, I'm not,

okay. I'll, I'll, I'll retract that. I'll just say he's a really gross piece of shit. Sure. Yeah. Jared, on the other hand, is also a piece of shit.

Yeah. And he was found super guilty. Yeah. And I do not take back my claims of him needing to bite a metal rod until his teeth fall out. But if you look, like, a lot of counties and stuff are shifting, like, hardcore right now because people are actually going out and voting now. Where they didn't before and they're shifting over to the other side because of that mainly because of like what's going on now so people are actually going out and voting because they realize that it is more important than they thought so i think at 20 i think if trump is still in office by the time 2020 comes uh it'll be like definitely i don't think he has

a chance of winning because i think his support is like a third right now. But what about something happens that brings the country together? The closest example I can think of to demonstrate what I'm thinking of would be, I guess, the Bush administration and what 9-11 and just the Iraq. Because that made his approval rating so high yeah so I don't know what's to say something like that like something with North Korea goes well which I doubt anything actually will happen with that just seems like something that they do when they get desperate I think that I think that Trump's approval rating could go up if something like that happened but I think he's already come so far and made it clear who he is that people still

wouldn't vote for him again okay you know there's still be a lot of people that would vote of course yeah there's still a ton of people that vote for donald trump again in 2020 but i think that you know his supporters are really wild i'm sorry i just i can't he will always be the dude on like the the apprentice and the dude on the comedy central roast to me like that's how i see him that's how i grew up with him i grew up with him being like this he grew up with like the orange guy with funny hair well he grew up to me as just like the he's a rich famous guy that's in a that's in cameos and a bunch of stuff like i saw him on the fresh prince of bel-air he was in a bunch of shit you

know i didn't i didn't know it was him when i watched uh home alone even though it's obvious that it's him like i in my head i just i'm like oh wow he wasn't home alone too shit i remember yeah when he was in fresh prince and he's like it's the donald but it's just crazy it's like everyone i guess one of the things i've noticed is just how how uh violent the uh like the verbal arguments can get between people who disagree on donald trump when it's like everyone you a lot of people used to make fun of donald trump he used to be this big character but now if you make fun of donald trump apparently like you're put on a side of you're put on some side of an aisle and people will be like why are you disrespecting the president i'm like it's not

about this he's a goofy dude like in general 100. A hundred percent. And his actions are. And I don't personally feel like he's like the best president we've ever had. I'm sorry. I mean. What? Sorry to say. What? I know. I have to, I'm done with the podcast, Ryan.

I can't sit here and listen to you disrespect the president any longer. I don't. Well, here's the thing. When you look back in history, most presidents, there's always, you have very few presidents that are like, that was a good president. Because you go back and you're like, wow, they did nothing. They did nothing. They did nothing. You're going to look back and be like, look at Donald Trump.

Like, that was a good president. Yeah. No, I'm not talking about that. I'm saying there are very – like you look back in history and there's very few presidents where you can go wow that's that's a good person morally that you know that's a morally good person that's a yeah it's a good person who stood up for the right stuff who tried to make the right calls yeah that type of person do you do you like do you ever just this happens to me sometimes i'll stop and i'll realize that i'll actually like think about the timeline i'm in where Donald Trump is the president of the United States

of America. Do you ever think about that? Like, because it feels normalized now. Reagan was president because he's an actor. But do you ever think about that? Like you stop and you're like politics aside from it, like take all the politics out of it. Donald Trump is president of the United States. And this is just a natural reaction I have. Whenever I see him talking as the president of the United States, as the president, but it's just, I don't make that connection like I did with George Bush and Obama. Not at all. I'm not saying George Bush or Obama like acts presidential 100% of the time.

You know, some boys like to have fun. Completely. He changed, like he threw presidential reality out the window. George and Obama had fun with some things. With the tan suit. Or the Dijon mustard. Enjoy your burger, Mr. President. Got a spicy mustard?

Enjoy your fancy burger, Mr. President. Sean Hannity, you funny, funny man. Well, I'm sure you guys are tired of listening to us cucks go on. Sorry, it's just super politics we talk about them sometimes but you can disagree if you want that's alright you feel free to have some political discourse in the comments if you want we don't care

I think though people on both sides of the aisle agree that Trump is a goofy man like people who voted for him even are like yeah he's he's crazy and goofy yeah that's why some people voted for him crazy what not my president He's crazy and goofy. Yeah. And that's why some people voted for him. Crazy? What? Not my president. But guys, you know, it's like, you know, it's, you know, we have political opinions, but

that doesn't mean that, you know, we, you know, like that just our opinions that doesn't affect anything. So do, do what you want to do. I'm not going to, we're not going to tell you who to vote for. We're not pushing them on you, but voting is important. Yeah. Voting is important. We're not going to, we're never going to tell you who to vote for. We're not pushing them on you, but voting is important. Yeah, voting's important. We're not gonna...

We're never gonna tell you who to vote for, but it is important just to be in the democratic process in general. Because you... To share your voice, you have to use it. Yeah. So that's super important. As long as you have a voice, use it. And you know... Well, thanks for tuning in to the Cutcast

where there's a couple of soy boys, you know. You know what I'm saying? Boom! I love being a soy boy, man. Soy boy number one. Hey Where's a couple of soy boys, you know? You know what I'm saying? Boom! I love being a soy boy, man. Soy boy number one. Hey, but wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What happened? I need to recommend a song. I need to recommend music this week.

Okay. I keep saying I'm going to do that, and then I do it, and then I forget the next week. Okay. I'm going to get consistent about that. Make that a segment on the podcast. Matt's music recommendation. Are you making music? No, no, no.

Are you going to start recommending your own music? Guys, this week's artist is Matt Watson. No, but you don't go by Matt Watson. Like you set up like this DJ name. I tell people to check it out when it's actually secretly me. Yeah. Hey, who knows? Maybe.

Maybe. This weekend. Oh my God. Imagine people like that hear every song they listen to that you recommend. They're like, is this something Matt made? Is this Matt? This could be him. This could be him. This could be him.

Listen to the voice. Listen to the pronunciation of these words. Pam, lamb, sham. For some reason, you use all three of those words in a song. The song is called Pam, Lamb, Sham. Pam, Lamb, Sham, dude. But this week's music recommendation is a song I really like in a band that I absolutely love.

One of my favorite bands ever. It's called When You Sleep by My Bloody Valentine off of their album Loveless, which is a huge classic. So if you haven't listened to them, it's not for everyone. It's very noisy music. It's like a very noisy shoegaze.

So if you don't like that, no worries, but that's this week's song. So maybe next week you can get a good song too. Yeah. Yeah. I don't have anything to share

in terms of good movies or anything, but I watched Shrek the Musical. I finished Shrek the Musical live on Broadway. It took me, I think, five days to complete. Yeah, you always sent me Snapchats. We were, like, still watching it. Like, at night, there would always be, like, a string of snaps that I'd send, like, you and Justin. You looked like you were not having fun.

No. No, sometimes I was laughing. Okay, wait. There's a... I saved this because I'm, like, i haven't heard this type of laugh in a long time where like i i kind of drain myself out there's the picture of your ass yep there it is oh hold on where is it uh it's when i'm watching the pinocchio dude like really give it his all dude he he gave it everything. He's like, this is my shot. Right? Hold on, let me see if I can find it.

Oh, where's... Okay, here it is. Let me see if I can... Hold on, hold on. They're all so proud of themselves. Oh, my God. They're all so tired. Oh, he's having a good time, dude. Oh, my God.

I think it's near the end. Dude, he was having a great time of his life up there on stage. The guy that played Pinocchio. He was going at it, dude. Because the whole musical, it based a lot of its shit around, not the references to Shrek, but they used a lot of the jokes in Shrek. And it's like, these are our best jokes. We were actually saying that like Shrek on Broadway, like that's how billionaires experience Shrek. They didn't go to the movie theater and see it. Like why would a billionaire go see Shrek, you know? That's how like the billionaires experience Shrek. They didn't go to the movie theater and see it. Why would a billionaire go see Shrek?

That's how the 1% experiences Shrek. And good for them. Keep your big, bright, beautiful world. I don't know the soundtrack. You were listening to it yesterday. I only know that. It stuck with you. That one song. Because at the end, dude, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry to subject you all to this, but their reprise of big bright beautiful it doesn't even sound like it's from shrek the musical like it sounds like it's from like some broadway show about like homosexuality and the struggle of the aids epidemic like a rent type of play and then they like they come in with this song at the very end and it just... Does this sound like it's from Shrek the musical? Hold on. That's beautiful.

It doesn't even... No. Hold on. That's a beautiful reprise. Listen to Shrek come in. This is the guy who plays Shrek. This is Shrek's voice. This is from the Shrek plays Shrek. This is Shrek's voice. It's a big, bright beautiful room. This is from the Shrek musical. Yeah. With happiness all around. That is beautiful. It's peaches and cream.

It's just... Oh my god. Guys, in the comments, if you've seen Shrek on Broadway, let us know how it was. A lot of people were... I tweeted out a place where I stopped one night which is when they had a farting montage I saw that clip and I was like why is this on Broadway I know I know

this is really on Broadway but people were saying that like yeah my high school performed it I was in this high school so please um please just at super mega show on Twitter and at me too because I'd like to see him Eli Ryan McGee on Twitter. Um,

and just at me, like your school's productions costumes, if you were a part of it or anything like that, cause I want to see it. I get a kick out of seeing high school production, high school production, like costuming of Shrek the musical. Cause it's always like really off.

Like I took a few pictures of some replicate shrek without like thousand dollar prosthetic i got obsessed a little bit and i started watching certain high school performances like certain bits of it because i'm like how are they gonna do this hold on matt are you ready for this i'm ready i'm ready for it dude let me see it i gotta find let me see this high school's performance of shrek. Like, I have two images. Hold on. So, there's this one, which is terrifying. I hate that.

And then this is the favorite one. You gotta put these on screen. This is my favorite one, though. Oh, my God. I put it on screen. It's there. Those images are fantastic. It's a big, bright, beautiful world. Oh, God. I put it on screen. It's there. Those images are fantastic. It's a big, bright, beautiful world. Oh man.

Well guys, go love your parents. Go love yourself. Go watch Shrek the Musical. It's on Netflix. It is on Netflix. Let us know what you think about it. I watched a little bit. I stopped at like five minutes in.

It was a little too much for me. It's because you were with me. That was the start of me watching it, by the way, when you and I started watching it from the beginning. We were like, we got to turn, by the way, when you and I started watching it from the beginning. We were like, we got to turn this off. Yeah, I picked it up after that. We started it chokily. And then five, ten minutes in, we were like, we don't actually have to watch this.

We don't have to finish this. It was just a good thing to watch, you know? Just to sit down after a hard day's work mowing the lawn. Yeah, dude. It was a tough day. But guys, we'll see you next week. Thank you so much for listening. Oh, go rate us on iTunes, dude. It was a tough day. But guys, we'll see you next week. Thank you so much for listening. Oh, go rate us on iTunes, too.

Go help us get up in the podcast ranks. That'd be sweet. Thanks, guys. Matt! Matt! What? Sorry. Whew. What?

Thought my water broke. Bye. you