supermegashow - EP 86 - Roasted

Episode Date: April 2, 2018

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19-plus and physically located in Ontario. Gambling problem? Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connectsontario.ca. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, to the 86th episode of the Super MegaCast. Starring Matt Watson and myself, Ryan McGee, in this episode. We will talk about stuff, things, and all the like. Here we go. Off to Matt for the weather. Alright, well, it feels great in Los Angeles today. I gotta say, it's feeling

nice. It's been chilly, but now it's feeling good. But that only applies to people in Los Angeles, and that only applies to people today, right now, when we're recording this. So, by the time I'm listening to this, it's completely irrelevant. Yeah. You will be listening to this, though, within a two-day period of us recording it.

Yeah. So at least it'll be close in proximity of time. For you Los Angeles listeners, it's a very recent weather, not forecast, observation. Yeah. And can we just give a big shout out to our man, Kenneth, who just did the announcement for this episode. Kenneth, good job, man. We figured we'd hire him to kind of set things off on a positive note. He's got a great voice.

I don't think we can pay for any other podcast. He charges a lot, so maybe after this one. Yeah, I did not expect his rates to be so high. This will be the only one. But yeah, he's a great part of the crew. We love to have him on. I love Kenneth, man. Yeah. But hey, everyone.

Ryan actually has a surprise for everybody. My lord, do I ever. He wants to tell everyone a wonderful story that happened to him in the last week. Involving him and his mother. Go ahead, Ryan. tell them about a wonderful story that happened to him in the last week involving him yeah and his mother go ahead ryan uh my mom isn't does i don't know fine you know what i'm talking about man you know exactly what i'm trying to think of a story ryan you know what i'm talking about no no no she does a lot of stuff that gets me on edge so ryan you know exactly what i'm talking about no no no she does a lot of stuff that gets me on edge so you ryan you know exactly what i'm talking about man i'm trying to which one the thing with the petroleum jelly oh no i don't want to talk about that really yeah all right i said save it for episode like 100 for

like a special thing oh make sure to bring it up for the 100th episode okay all right well it'll be the petroleum jelly special all right but in in other news, how have you been? What have you been up to recently, Matthew? Man, Ryan, I've been good, man. I've just been chilling out, doing a little bit of maxing. Okay. Doing a little bit of hanging out. So you thought I was going to do the Fresh Prince joke?

Yeah, yeah. I did not do it. Well, you kind of did it. You even referenced it. I broke expectations. Yeah, yeah. See, Ryan, that's what comedy is all about. It's about breaking expectations, right?

It's about shattering expectations. That's what it is. I went to comedy school, that's what they taught me. Is that what you did over the weekend? I did. I went to comedy school. Is that why you're so funny right now? Yeah, dude.

I'm bringing a whole new, I'm changing the game when it comes to our podcast I can tell I was like man he's 10 times funnier Than he normally is Thanks man everyone's been telling me that lately Like ever since I went to this new comedy school Everyone's been telling me like Matt You're so funny these days When did you get so funny man?

You get Facebook messages from your friends God damn man how'd you get so funny i mean i know we haven't talked since high school but i don't know i just kind of got this feeling lately just like and something in the air it just says you're funnier than it is but um speaking of facebook yeah do you like facebook i don't i really don't i haven't liked it for the past like two years okay Okay, I use Facebook. So I got a Facebook account like eight or nine years ago. And back then I was really into it.

Same. Because I was like, Facebook's the shit, man. I can keep track of my friends. What are they doing? They're posting pictures. I'm posting pictures. I'm taking quizzes to silently hint at my crushes that I go to school with. Maybe if they see this little quiz I took, maybe I'll be like, ooh, maybe that's me. Yeah, exactly, man.

Nothing ever good happened because of those quizzes. I wonder if anyone's ever gotten laid because of a Facebook personality quiz. Yeah. But I remember commenting on your friend's wall. You get home from school, you're doing some homework, you'll comment on your friend's wall, write some funny stuff,

share a funny YouTube video of a chimpanzee peeing in his own mouth. You know, good stuff, man. I remember comments turned into like chat log sex. Oh, do you remember Facebook chat? I use that all the time. I used it so fucking much. And I remember there's a lot of comments. Well, they're all gone now because I deleted my Facebook at one point and then I remade

it. But there was a point where I could, I could just go back and through all the old conversations and from like years ago. I use that every day talk about uh i i don't i i can't i don't like it that's how i keep up like messenger that's how i keep up with a lot of like uh old friends and people that because you know uh since i moved it's like a lot of people i don't live near anymore so that's how i keep up with like old friends and family members and stuff i keep up with old friends either through text or Snapchat, except Snapchat's getting worse

and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse. Ryan! Ryan! Ryan! That new Snapchat update sucks, I do have to say. Where it's like, it just wants to show you everyone's stories. I'm starting to get into Instagram stories. Yeah, me too. I started posting Instagram stories

more, it's good. Let me post one right now. We should both post one. Let's both post an Instagram story right now, Ryan. How do I do this? Guys, how do I work this thing? This is going to give everyone flashbacks because they're going to be like, whoa. It's like...

Do I hold it to record a video? You're going to do a video? Yeah. Okay, are you ready? Yeah. Do I hold it down to do the video? Yeah, hold it down to do a video. Whoa, I'm doing a video. It's's an instagram story we're recording the podcast this is gonna be in the podcast someone should sync it up when it comes out that's crazy goodbye

look at that whoa dude look at that dude i i did i did instagram live for the first time the other day i'm gonna put it on my story now i did instagram live i've never done that before i did it for like 30 uh 30 seconds and turned it off my story now I did Instagram live I've never done that before I did it for like 30 seconds and turned it off because it scared me what did? Instagram live because of how many people started watching it's live right away you wanna see me go live on Instagram right now Ryan?

alright we're about to go live on Instagram this is gonna be this feels like an ad for Instagram alright Instagram did not pay us to do this are, ready? This feels like an ad for Instagram. All right. Instagram did not pay us to do this. Yeah. All right. I'm starting.

Are we live? Is this live? All right. We're now live. We're live? Are people going? Are people going? I love this.

Let's see. People going to record it? Let's see. Here's. I don't know. It doesn't say we have anyone viewing so far. Okay. There's somebody.

There's somebody. All right. Three viewers. Three viewers. We got three viewers on this. Oh, I saw a little heart. That looks like the Twitter live stream thing. Oh, shit.

We're recording the podcast, and right now we're talking about Instagram on it. So this is an early sneak peek for anyone who's watching. You guys are actually listening to a podcast episode that's not out right now. With these mics? This is the audio. Yeah, you won't hear this effect, though. Like me doing this with the mic. Yeah, but in the actual podcast, they'll hear you doing that.

You know what I'm saying? Wow, dude, this is really meta right now. I shouldn't have done that. Hello, 620 people. Ryan, this is crazy, man. I feel like we're doing a Super Bowl halftime show right now because of how many people are watching. How many people are watching?

700, 731. Is this entertaining during the podcast? This is probably not. I feel like this is only entertaining. Hey, my sister. Hi. Hey, Sam. That's my sister.

Ask her how she's doing. Does she think of me? Hi. Hey, Sam. That's my sister. She just, okay. Ask her how she's doing. Does she think of me? Uh-oh, I just gave away my... What? Ryan, what the fuck are you talking about, dude? I was just... Looks like they'll have to check the whole podcast to see the resolution of this matter,

you know what I'm saying? My sister's married, Ryan. Yeah. She doesn't think about you. Have you ever even spoken to my sister? Once. Yeah, oh, that's right. We had dinner.

You had dinner when my sister was over. Remember? Yeah. We had steaks. Yeah. And they were really good. Thank you. They weren't steaks I made.

I don't know. Why did you say thank you? I don't know. Because maybe I was a good guest. I was like, thank you for being a good guest at our dinner, Ryan. No, but why did you say thank you still? I don't know. If you were a good guest, why would you say thank you to me?

Because it's your family and you're sharing your family with me. Okay, sure. They are a blessing. You've heard of wife sharing. We family share. We share our entire family. Sometimes, you know.

But not in a sexual way. Not in a sexual way. No. In a very respectful. 100% platonic respectful way. We're poly, what would that even be? Poly familis. Poly familis?

I don't know. You know what I figured out on Instagram as well? What? When I decline all these messages, they can't message me again after that? Really? I don't think so. Look, I'm going to hit decline all. These 47 messages will be removed and the senders won't be able to message you again.

How will they not be able to message me again I don't think that's true because I see the same person always messaging me after I decline it also the frustrating thing about Instagram is if I accept somebody's message and then delete it they can message me forever from then on out so well here's the thing sometimes

I see someone in the direct messages and they'll say something really nice or something that you know is actually funny yeah you know believe it or not yeah i'm the i'm the funny king the kid well did you go to comedy school too this i'm the king of funny dude were you in my comedy class this weekend i was i was in the second tier i'm sorry okay okay well i'm getting up there you're working your way up to Matt Watson. I almost got my fourth golden star. What? I know. Dude, soon you're going to be as funny as Matt Watson.

Soon. Soon. Soon I'll have the big old squeaky ball on my crown. What? There's a squeaky ball you get when you get to the, when you get to be the supreme king of funny. You get to put it on your crown and it squeaks whenever you honk it. And people laugh. They go Yep, they do whenever you honk it on the street. I wish it was that easy to make people laugh.

I know. Honk a little squeaky ball. It is actually very easy to make people laugh. Because I go to see a really bad comedy that I don't think is funny. Something with like... Oh, I know exactly which one. I go to a bad movie. You're like, this movie sucks. But the entire audience is like...

Everyone's like... I sit there with a blank face. I'm like, am I a dick? That's how I feel. Why don't I feel there with a blank face. I'm like, am I a dick? That's how I feel. Why don't I feel, I want to laugh. I remember laughing my ass off to Jimmy Neutron when I was younger. This can't make me laugh. A grown man's penis can't make me laugh.

That was in a Kevin Hart and Will Ferrell movie. Someone's penis comes out in a bathroom. And it shows the, is it a real penis? I don't know. It looks like a real penis. They did't know. It looks like a real penis. Did a good job. If it's a fake penis. That's how I feel, dude.

When I'm sitting in movie theaters, I'm like, get hard, get, get hard. Yeah. That's the movie where Will Ferrell is going to prison. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done. Well, I absolutely love this because you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well, whether it's an everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality, it can be hard just to

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That's the fourth time I've heard your phone this session, boy. Ryan, it's on vibrate. That's all I can do. Better be an emergency. Do I need to set it to emergency? It's just people are just texting. I'm sorry. I'll put it on.

Here we go. Airplane mode. No text will come through. The vibrations will not bother you. I'm sorry the one time when your family just gets in a horrible accident and they're calling you they need to reach me because of course you can show up in a helicopter and rescue them right yeah dude i'll fly to south carolina in a helicopter in a wingsuit yeah but anyway like being in a movie theater when

everyone's like laughing at really unfunny things, I'm like, man, do I just not enjoy life? They're getting so much enjoyment out of this. That has to be awesome to be them, doesn't it? Yeah. To go and see a mediocre movie and get that much enjoyment out of it. Laugh out loud. Sometimes I laugh out loud at how stupid something is in a movie. I'm trying to remember the last time I actually legitimately laughed out loud in a movie theater.

I remember laughing out loud during Anchorman 2. Remember the last time you laughed in a theater? No, I just specifically remember laughing out loud during Anchorman 2 many times. Dude, that movie was actually really funny. I've seen it, I think, twice. I saw the first one in theaters, then I tried to watch it again, except I watched the bigger, longer, more uncut version or whatever it's called. Is that Girls Gone

Wild, bigger, longer, more uncut? The Anchorman 2? Which is bigger, longer, more uncut. Is that a thing? Is that a tagline for anything? That's the Family Guy movie. Or the South Park, no, the South Park movie. Oh yeah, South Park movie. But I watched the second version of Anchorman 2, because they made like

two versions of the movie. And I did not like the second one as much. 2 because they made like two versions of the movie. Yeah. And I did not like the second one as much. It was funny, but it was not as funny as the theatrical Anchorman 2. Okay. Did you like the part where they have the baby great white shark? The musical number? I actually did.

I thought that was pretty funny. The story arc with the baby great white shark. I liked it. They release it into the wild and it attacks Will, I think. Does it attack Will? I think so, yeah. Not Will Smith. Will Ferrell. I mean, I wish Will Smith was there. He is an Anchorman. He it attacks Will, I think. Doesn't it attack Will? I think so, yeah. Not Will Smith, Will Ferrell. I mean, I wish Will Smith was there.

He is an anchor man. He is, yep. He's an anchor man too. Oh, man, that's crazy. Him and Kanye West and Jim Carrey, right? Mm-hmm. Yep. There's a lot of people.

Jim Carrey's in it, right? I think so. It's that big fight scene at the end. He plays one of the Canadians. Yeah, him and what's-her-face. Kobe something? No. From How I Met Your Mother?

The girl. The beautiful woman. Beautiful woman. Marion Cotillard, the French actress. She plays the other Canadian. She's in a lot of stuff. She's in Big Fish. Is she in Batman?

She's in, I don't know. Is she Bane's love interest in Batman? Probably. She's very beautiful. Okay. I would like to wife this woman. Is she Bane's love interest in Batman? Probably. She's very beautiful. Okay. I would like to wife this woman. She did a duet with Nathan Fielder.

Wait, really? They were singing to each other and it's really awkward. In what? Just for no reason. Just on like Comedy Central. Just randomly? On like Comedy Central's YouTube channel. It's like Nathan Fielder singing. Was he playing the Nathan character?

Yeah. And then she's like singing and he's singing back. It's so funny. I gotta see that. Yeah. And then she's like singing and he's singing back. It's so funny. I got to see that. Yeah, it's wonderful. Man, I really hope that... I think Nathan Fuse is getting another season. I hope so.

That'd be. That's like... That is a peak comedy show. Him and Eric Andre really have comedy down. I think that they'll both get another season. They're both from the same production company. Absolutely. Which creates fantastic shows. Steve Brule, check it out with Dr. Steve

Brule, Nathan for you, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, great job, and the Eric Andre Show. Those are all really good shows from the same production company. Good job, absolutely. Go watch them. Those are all some of my favorite shows. They're not paying us to

say this, believe it or not. No one's paying us to say anything this episode. We have no... Sponsor-free episode of Super Megacast. Yeah, you guys are enjoying that. Except, you know, there are ads every now and then through the episode. But that's just... But we're not directly endorsed by these people.

No. And, you know... And don't hold them accountable to what we say. Yeah. And don't... Because then you're just reaching. Don't message them and be like, Hey, they said bad things on their podcast.

Pull the ads. Don't do that. Some people do that to some people they don't like. Hey. What a dirty little tactic. Very dirty little tactic. You're giving these people money. Hey stop giving them money because we're taking them out of context. Yeah exactly. Someone could take you saying the F word

out of context and send it to Coca-Cola and be like hey Coca-Cola look you're advertising on this video where Ryan McGee said the F word out of context and send it to a Coca-Cola and be like, Hey, Coca-Cola, look, you're advertising on this video where Ryan McGee said the F U C K word. So don't take that out of context. Don't cut me saying F U C K. Don't take that one either. Shit.

Coca-Cola tastes like boogers. Ryan, that's not true. What are they going to do? What are they going to do? They're going to pull all ads from my videos. That's one of the biggest ads on YouTube is Coca-Cola. Tostitos.

More like, don't say it. Don't say it, Ryan. They're gonna pull all ads from my videos. That's one of the biggest ads on YouTube. It's Coca-Cola. Tostitos. And we're like... Don't say it. Don't say it, Ryan. Stop! Penis-titos. Dude, they're probably gonna double the ads on our videos. You know, they're like, That's genius!

That's a good one! Yes! There's some guy with a big pipe. Oh, that's genius! We gotta get this guy in. Get him to marketing. Dude, I want to see that on TV. Pistitos?

More like penis-titos. That's going to be one of those ad campaigns that everyone will remember 50 years. Everyone remembers Where's the beef from Wendy's it's gonna be like the next where's the beef more like penis it's so stupid it's so bad see but that makes me laugh

dude if they did that I'd go buy Tostitos is there a thing to where like humor is stupid but then it becomes so stupid it's funny cause that's what I feel like I have but like why is that a thing to where like humor is stupid, but then it becomes so stupid it's funny? Because that's what I feel like I have. But like why is that a thing? Why is like the more dumb something is, the funnier it is? Is it because it's like if that actually happened, that would be hilarious.

If reality were to warp in this way and have that actually happen, that would actually be entertaining and funny. Because I can't imagine it happening. Trying to gear my head around why stupid humor is funny so i feel like there's a graph right where it's like okay so like let's say the um it's also all relative to what you think is funny yeah that's true but i guess there's a graph where it's like like one Like one axis is how funny some, okay, let's say that the X axis is absurdity and the Y axis is how funny something is. Okay. I feel like the graph, like, dude, you know what? I have no idea what I'm saying right now.

Right? I can't pinpoint it. Like I thought I had something there and I was like, this is going to be scientific and smart and I'm going to look really good. And nope, nothing. Just absolutely. I'd have to sit down with a whole speech and like feel prepared, you know, like this is going to sound so smart.

And in the middle of it, be like, I actually have no clue what I'm saying. Could you imagine at a big speech like that in college? I would have signed up for like a TED talk and just get up there and be like, I really have no idea what I'm talking about. Talk 30 minutes straight of like something that you sound very knowledgeable about. And then be like, to be honest, guys, I have no idea what I'm talking about. No, talk 30 minutes straight of something that you sound very knowledgeable about. And then be like, to be honest, guys, I have no idea what I'm saying. I did not prepare for this. And then pull a Michael Bay and then walk off.

I love that video. He goes on stage and he starts speaking. And he just walks off stage. He's such a big baby. He's such a big baby. He is, dude. He's a big baby. Apparently it's because the baby. He is, dude. He's a big baby. Apparently it's because the teleprompter was moving too fast or something.

Michael Bay apparently is like a big tantrum-having child. Michael Bay-Bay. Yeah. Because, like, I don't know. He directs those action movies. Mm-hmm. Why doesn't he direct a Hot Wheels movie? Ryan?

No, Matt. So you give me shit saying, I hear your phone nonstop. And then what? Your phone makes a little ding-dong sound and that's okay? And not ding-dong as in the other person we know named Ding Dong. It goes... Total silence. It goes, Ryan.

That's my ding-dong impression. Fuck you, dude. Fuck Ding Dong. What? Fuck you. Don't say that. I'm calling him out now. Ding Dong's great. Hey, Ding Dong, Julian. Stop Ding Dong. What? Fuck you. Don't say that. I'm calling him out now. Ding Dong's great.

Hey, Ding Dong, Julian. Stop. You gay? No. The secret's out. I love those guys. We gotta get them back on the podcast. It's been too long.

I know. What are they doing? Sweating around? Probably. They turned their house into a sauna for some reason. Yeah, it's uncomfortable. Every time I go in, it's like 500 degrees. They're sweet boys, though.

They're very sweet. I love touching both of them. I love rubbing Vaseline all over them. Do you often? Yes. We haven't hung out in a while, but last time I went over, that's all we did. Just rub Vaseline on each other. What?

Why are you giving me that look? Nothing. I was just... That's what male friends do. Ding Dong is is a... Is a ding dong? Now the computer's interrupting us? Yeah, the computer just made a sound.

Saying he's a freak, dude. He want a bunch of those claw machines. Want a bunch of those toys. Dude, he is so good at art. Dude, any arcade game or claw machine, put Ding Dong in front of it. God, it's like... Put Julian in it, though. I would love to see Ding Dong fishing Julian

in a claw machine. Julian, how'd you get in there? This is the second time on our podcast we've talked about Julian hanging from a crane type thing. Yeah. There was that one we talked about, like, didn't we talk about Ding Dong operating a crane? We did. And picking up Julie and Julie, but Julie was hanging like in a spider.

Yeah. Yeah. There's someone did like a little animated of it. I think. I can't remember. That was from, um, saying is I want to see Julian trapped inside the Luigi's mansion game and

have ding dong, have to fish them out. And then they go through a portal and they end up in real life, New York city. I would love to see that movie with Julian ending up in real life, New York. I would love to see that movie with Ding Dong and Julian ending up in real life New York City. Falling through the portal. They have to go through the Luigi's Mansion world though.

Julian, we're in New York. Wow, what is this place? I hope that Ding Dong's not listening and getting his feelings hurt by our impression of him. Ding Dong, this impression of you is not meant to make fun of you. It's just how my brain wants to do your voice. Yeah. Just like when I do

your sister's voice. That's not what my... Is this because my sister's a quadriplegic, Ryan? Maybe. You're making fun of her now? Maybe. And when you do my voice, it's like...

That's always my voice. Is it? Yeah. Every time you do my voice... That's our voice for each other. But you said the... That's usually how the waves go. I watched three large circles of spit go out of your mouth and you're impersonating me.

If it was in slow motion, that would have looked like a fucking brawl. Dude, you know what's crazy to me? When you watch, okay, so let's say I have this water bottle, okay? You do. I shake it up. Now, if you watched that in ultra slow motion, that would have looked so cool. Every little bit of water,

particle-like moving and changing shapes. That's happening right now. We just, like, All that beauty is there. We just can't see it. Or we're just not recognizing the beauty that which we can see. Oh, fuck, dude. Shit.

You know what I'm saying? I absolutely know what you're saying. Anyways, thank you for stopping by the podcast. We'll see you guys next week. Bye. Do you think that they're actually going to stick around or do you think they're going to leave? I don't know, dude. stopping by the podcast. We'll see you guys next week. Bye! Do you think that they're actually going to stick around or do you think they're going to leave? I don't know, dude.

Oh, there's a tricky one. Hold on. Let's just, let's go like completely silent. Okay. Dude, I bet everyone just clicked off. Dude, now we can share our openly racist views. Okay. Because no one's listening. Okay, so anyways.

What if we actually just started going into eugenics and stuff? The Confederacy! Guys, heritage, not hate. A lot of people like to tell you that the liberals and the conservatives switched sides during the civil conveniences. That is not a truth. They did not switch sides. They're more

racist than we are. I had slay. I, um... If you actually were like that, I'd be more inclined to do this podcast with you. I'd want to record like six a week. If I was a racist? No, not a racist if you talked like that, I'd be more inclined to do this podcast with you. I'd want to record like six a week. If I was a racist?

No, not a racist if you talked like that. If you were a racist I probably wouldn't want to do the podcast with you. If I talk like that, I probably shouldn't have a podcast. I think a lot of people would listen to it. You think so? It's a good voice, yeah. Oh, thank you. I think you have a nice voice, Ryan. Better than your sister's voice? I'm not rascal. Alright, Ryan. I don't sister.

I got a big ass box that I wrap for rightful. Alright. I got a sister. I got a big ass box of little raps for my husband. Thank God my sister doesn't listen to any of this. My sister would be appalled right now. It's like I'm antagonizing your family. First my mom. Then your dad. My ex-wife. And now my sister.

Is she the new one? Your ex-wife hasn't... Leave her out of this, man. You're the one that always brings her into everything. Yeah. It's not cool, though. You're the one that... You should respect her more, dude. She's been telling me that, you know, a lot of stuff. You've been talking to her? You know, there's two sides to every story, is all I'm saying. You've been talking to her? You've been talking to my ex-wife?

I'm just, you know, I just wanted to find out certain things because they weren't clear to me. No, Ryan. Have you been talking to my ex-wife? Why have you been talking to my ex-wife i'm just you know i just wanted to find out certain things because they weren't clear to me and so i went to her to find out like what exactly happened because i wasn't fucking kidding me right now dude i'm just making sure that you're not well she said you guys weren't talking and you're saying you were talking so she doesn't want to hurt your feelings and i'm here as your best your best friend clearly not if you're going behind my back i'm your bff dude i'm your bff bf stands for boyfriend not best friend i'm your bff bro we have matching neck tattoos we do bffs for fucking life stupid fucker best friend forever for fucking life stupid fucker i want that right on our necks

let's get dude i like how intense you said it. You stupid fuckery. What are the odds we get those tattoos on our necks? I can't even remember what it was. Someone draw our characters with those best friend neck tattoos. Make them a cool design. Don't just throw the words on there. Put some fucking effort into it, guys. When you don't put effort into it,

it's so easy to make things nowadays. I remember back in the day, you used to know how to do photoshop skills or you had to have gimp now you can take your phone and go and make something that's what Justin did actually for the longest time he just made memes on his phone

cut things out on it and everything wow that's impressive he does that to edit our compilations actually he edits right on his phone he uses iMovie on his iPhone his on his iphone 3 yeah you can tell yeah they're not they're not edited well yeah so Justin yeah please please send us that money back on paypal also uh let's talk about the program GIMP I've never been I remember before I had photoshop well I know I did have GIMP I was never a fan of it because I used GIMP also it's weird the scary thing yeah the dog knows wow it's a dog it's a dog yeah what why is it called GIMP you know what have GIMP. I was never a fan of it. I used GIMP. Also, it's weird. The goofy, scary thing with the blue nose.

It's a dog? It's a dog, yeah. What? Why is it called GIMP? You know what a GIMP is, right? Yeah. It's like, you know, you've seen Pulp Fiction. A GIMP is a man that dresses up in a full leather suit for sexual reasons.

And he's like a little submissive slave. So it's funny that the program's called GIMP. That is a dog. Yeah. I thought it had a blue nose, but it has a black nose. Yeah, it's a dog. It's a sweet little pooch. Man, I want to petition.

Like, I want to go to the statehouse, and I want to petition for the word dog to be legally changed to pooch. How to do x-ray effect. I want no one to ever say dog again. I only want pooch. Pooch? Pooch is a better word. Yo, what up, pooch? Hey, pooch.

I got three pooches. Dude. I got three dogs. How's your poochoch? Hey, pooch. I got three pooches. Dude. I got three dogs. How's your pooch doing? He's doing well. Yeah? Shedding. So, you know, a lot of vacuuming.

That time of year, yeah. Banana shedding too, man. Whenever he runs outside, you can see it in the sunlight. See it in the air. Like a trail of vapor behind him. Makes me want to run inside and cover myself in a clean towel. You should. You know what you should do in a clean towel. You should. You know what you should do?

Wear a mask. You should dye your dog a color. He has, like, the perfect fur to dye him a color. I think he looks beautiful the way he is. I think so, too. But this is a potential, like, view-bringer for our channel. Ryan, if you dyed your dog purple or some shit, you know how many views that would get us? How many views?

Views equal money, Ryan. Think. I'm trying to think, man. I'm trying to think! Well, I got an idea right here and you're ignoring it. I'm not ignoring it, I'm just... Easter's coming up, Ryan. Easter is this weekend. It's this weekend! You can tie-dye him like an Easter egg.

That is true. Fuck! You know what we should do for Easter? What? We should travel to the death place of Jesus and film a vlog there. Fucking Israel or Iran? Where did Jesus die? Israel? Tequanistan. Tequanistan?

Yeah. Yo, what's up? It's Tequanistan. Tequanistan. Welcome to my vlog channel. Can we shout out a vlogger real quick? Tequanistan? No It's Daquanistan. Daquanistan. Welcome to my vlog channel. Can we shout out a vlogger real quick? Daquanistan? No, not Daquanistan.

We meant to shout this guy out many, many, many episodes ago. Like episode like 50 something. Ryan and I were driving to work one day. Oh, this guy? Okay, okay. Sorry to work one day. Oh, yes, guys. Okay, okay. Sorry to tell this story. And, you know, it's a nice, peaceful, quiet day in Glendale. And out of nowhere, I hear...

And a nice, I think it was like a Mustang or Corvette or something. Probably, yeah. Just comes flying by us and cuts us off real nice. Real quick. Real quick, real politely cuts us off. When there was really no need to. No, it's a two lane road. And there was a lot of room in front of me as well as his lane was completely empty.

So there was no reason for the haste in switching lanes. Absolutely not. But he did. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did. And on the back windshield of his sick whip. Of his epic car. I noticed that. That he gets laid with. He probably gets laid in that car.

Dude, girls see that car. Their pussy shoots out web like Spider-Man. And takes her directly to his car. It's like a grappling hook. Women actually, all women have that function. They just don't know until they see his car. They're all dangling from the back of his car, being bounced on the road.

Like hands after a wedding ceremony. But anyway, he has the back of his car decked out for his YouTube channel. I don't know if we should even say it, though, because I don't want to target the guy. But the name is The Kicker. That's true. Okay, so it was called ******.

I don't remember. He does vlogs or something, but he cut us off in his car. That's the thing. If you're going to cut people off in traffic, you probably shouldn't have a very identifiable thing on your car where people can find you and identify you. Also, you have to realize this is the person that advertises his YouTube channel on his car. But his name is... What I thought was funny

was his name that he has on his YouTube channel. His name is Rodney King, which is the name of the guy from the... Remember the guy that got beat by the LAPD back in the 90s that caused the LA riots and everything? His name was Rodney King. It's kind of an unfortunate name. Are you watching one of his videos right now yeah let's see hold on Cut us off, Matt.

What's up, boys? Today, we're going to check out my car. Dude, does he have his car in the video? This is why he's cutting people off. He's holding his phone while in his car being a dumbass. He probably didn't even mean to, Ryan. No, dude, I guarantee it. Ryan, I guarantee the reason he cut us off was because he has the decal on his back windshield

advertising the YouTube channel, and he wanted us to see it because he knew that we were funny YouTubers. Do you recognize this area, Matt? Hold up, hold up, hold up. Wait, wait, wait. Okay, dude, chill out. All right, Rod.

Relax. Rod, get the Chill out. All right, Rod. Relax. Rod, get the phone away from your mouth, dude. Oh, he did like a pussy eating motion with his lips. What is wrong with this man? Stop it, Rod. But, Ryan, I think the reason. You know why he cut us off? Why?

He said, hey, those are funny YouTubers in that car right there. I want them to see my channel. So he drove and pulled in front of us so we would see his YouTube channel and check it out and subscribe to it. We did subscribe, though. So you got yourself one new subscriber, buddy. Proud of you. I'll tell you what.

Can you put a message alert, like a warning? There has been a nuclear bomb test, so people think it's their phone giving them an alert or some sort of... Oh, like the iPhone emergency alert sound? Yeah. Should totally put that in. I'm not going to do it this episode though. But like in a future episode. In a future episode

I'll put that so people will be listening. It's going to be long enough for you guys to forget about it. Yeah. Okay, well we got to write this down because we're going to forget about it. We're going to make people paranoid and they're going to be waiting for every episode and now every episode is going to be a disappointment because they don't play that sound effect. I will, Ryan. I'm going to scare a disappointment because they don't play that sound effect I will Ryan I'm going to scare people with it

and are you kissing the microphone? what the fuck was that? I was checking the sound waves so you check the sound waves by tenderly kissing the tip of the microphone? that was like how you kiss the tip of a penis how do you kiss the tip of a penis?

you know what I'm saying Ryan I don't kiss the tips of a penis? What do you mean? You know what I'm saying, right? No, I don't. I don't kiss the tips of penises. I don't either. Yeah, but what do you mean? I don't either, but what I'm saying was that that's what it looks like. If you were to kiss the tip of a penis, that would be the way you would kiss it. It was very, like the microphone's a phallic object, and you're going up to it and doing that with your lips.

It was reminiscent of how maybe a gay man would kiss the tip of a penis. It doesn't even have to be a gay man. Okay, well, you gave me that book that clearly explained that straight men can have gay sex, and there's nothing gay about it. That's a real book, and I did buy that for Ryan. It's a gag gift. And then you left it out in the rain, Ryan, so thanks. Fuck you.

I left Bill Nye's book out in the rain, too. That's the Bill Nye book that I autographed from Bill Nye, to see if you believe, and I think you did for a while. For a little bit. And then I caught on because I was like, wait, you also fucked with the Shane Dawson thing. I did. I bought you a Shane Dawson book and I autographed it from Shane Dawson. Man, I'd love to read Shane Dawson's life works, man.

What is Shane Dawson up to these days? He's still doing YouTube. He was on the H3 podcast recently. As far as I know, he's still doing YouTube. I bet you he wouldn't give us a shout out because I know he watches us all the time. Shane Dawson's a huge SuperMega fan. But he's too famous to give us a shout out.

Thanks, Shane. We still watch your channel. Shane, we're giving you a shout out right now. Why don't you give us one, man? Come on, Twitter. Shane, please tweet at us, man. I've been loving the music videos you've you give us one man come on Twitter Shane please tweet at us man I've been loving the music videos you've been putting out man please Shane tweet at us man

what has he been up to I don't know I haven't been I don't watch YouTube anymore does he put up rap videos now he makes hard rap he makes the hardest rap he can Shane Dawson please

give us some form of attention man he should start a game channel with Jacob Sartorius. Why? It would be epic. Jacob Sartorius is like 15. Yeah, and? That would be a really interesting game channel. Also, Shane Dawson, I don't believe you ever thanked me

for when I made a response video to when your grandma was passing. I gave you my condolences like a decade ago. I never heard back from you on that one. It's still up, Shane. It's still on YouTube. You can go watch it. And yeah, it's probably the most embarrassing thing on the internet of me.

Actually, that's not true. There are things more embarrassing, but I'm not giving any breadcrumbs to what those are. Also, since we're doing a Shane Dawson roast of 2018 here. I'm not roasting any breadcrumbs to what those are. Also, since we're doing a Shane Dawson roast of 2018. I'm not roasting Shane Dawson. We have to put the name The Roast so people watch it. People aren't going to be like, The Shane Dawson Appreciation Video.

No, The Roast of Shane Dawson 2018. Is this podcast called The Roast of Shane Dawson? Yeah, sure. I'd like to see Comedy Central do The Roast of Shane Dawson. Make Don do whatever his logo would be. The Shane Dawson? Yeah, sure. I'd like to see Comedy Central do the roast of Shane Dawson. Make Don do like a whatever his logo would be. The Shane Dawson. Because you know each roast isn't different. Do one of those.

Have Shane Dawson. Would you ever get roasted? No. I feel like if I was famous enough to be warranted to have a roast, but I feel like roasting a tiny person is dumb and not entertaining. If you were famous enough, would you open yourself up to the roast? Would you let yourself

get roasted? Yes. That'd be tough, man. Because you know that there'd be like... I guess a lot of the roasts, they're all based in truth. So you just have to sit there and be like, ouch. That one cut deep. But then I get professional comedy writers to write my jokes, so I know they'll land. Oh, that's true.

That's true. You know, you ever watched a roast? Yes. They're mean, dude. Like some of those things are like, ouch. And then sometimes they have to cut out the joke from the live because of the live sensors. It's like, what did they say? What did they say? What did they say to Justin Bieber? That was

mean. Why were they mean to Bieber? They should just who do you want to see get roasted, Ryan? Like, what celebrity do you want to see get roasted? Hmm. I should go back and watch the Donald Trump one. That would be interesting. He got roasted? Yeah. What? The roast of Trump. You don't remember that?

No. I owned so many things in my life. I don't know. That was just dumb. I was just doing that to pass the time as I looked up for the roast of Trump. The roast of Trump. I was thinking in that to pass the time as I looked up for the roast of Trump. The roast of Trump. I was thinking in my head. I was like, I was like.

Because the whole thing was like gold and all that shit. Oh, I remember that. Yeah. On Comedy Central. I remember the promos for that. The roast of Donald Trump. Bah. And then he became president.

Yep. He got back at everyone for roasting him. He got back at Barack Obama specifically for roasting him. And Barack Obama was like, at least I'll go down in history as a president. And then Donald Trump was like, oh yeah, watch this, and then became president. Barack, you egged him on. You got what you were asking for. This is Barack Obama's

fault. Yeah. Thanks a lot, Obama. Hey, Barack, let me be real with you for a second. I know you watch us right after Game Grumps. He watches Game Grumps first. And then on days where he's got a little extra time, he'll watch some Super Mega.

Yeah. But if you are watching this, because I know he likes to watch the podcast. He does. He likes the podcast. You know, you can't really come back from that one, my man. That is... That one is a loss. Yeah. Here's what you can do though barack you can uh

you can start your own television show and it has to get better ratings than donald trump's and then you win then you win on his terms oh that's because he went on your terms now you need to win on his now he needs to become a reality person, like TV personality. He needs to be like on the new season of Big Brother. I think Barack Obama could like host a late night show or something. I feel like he'd go on to do that. He's charismatic.

The late night show with Barack Obama. Why do politicians still like he still needs to make money of course because the president's not like lifelong money right is it i don't know i feel like you're probably pretty sad if you were the president like people make sure you're taken care of like it's like we're not gonna let up yeah yeah homeless i don't know i i feel like what it probably is is probably once you're done

with the presidency you retire and then you have like retirement benefits for the rest of your life that are probably pretty good you know like i imagine that i don't like a pension or i don't know like a pension i don't know i like the sound of that i'm just i'm just throwing around big words that for adults that i don't necessarily know what they mean could you imagine side note that might lead into a bigger discussion just popped popped in my head. Popping into my head, too. How horrifying it would be to be in World War II or I. Like, just from this environment and all of a sudden just battlefield World War I. You mean like we're here on the couch recording this podcast and all of a sudden just the couch just gets dropped into the middle of Iwo Jima?

Yeah, and we have a gun and we have everything on us. And we have people going, go, go, go, go! We're like, ah! What would we do? I'd just get up and start running. I'd be like, fuck! I'd just follow the other people and I'd run and I'd be like, what the fuck is going on? Would you be a draft dodger, dude?

I don't know, those are the things I want to publicly say. Dude, I'm just making sure the government has their eye on you when they declare war on someone. No, Ryan. Of course I'd put my life on the line for this country. The face you make when you say that.

Would you be a draft dodger, Ryan McGee? No, of course not. I love my country. I'd fight for it day and night. Day and night. That would be my theme song when fighting for this country. I'd put in headphones, day and night. I toss and turn, I can't control my mind. Yeah. This is how much I love this country. I put in headphones day and night. I toss and turn. I can't control my mind.

Yeah. This is how much I love this country. Dude, there's going to be people one day that are going to... Why is the computer making that? Shut up. I don't know. Is that what's causing the glitch?

Could be. Could be goofing up. But... Silverman, get out of there. What I was saying is... Get it? No. Did you see Wreck-It Ralph?

No. Oh, never mind. Y'all get it, right? In the comments, tell me you get it. Someone got it. Somebody got your joke. Someone got the Sarah Silverman joke. There's gonna be people that are gonna die fighting in war that have watched Super Mega.

Yeah. That's a weird thought. I salute all of you. There's people I think that I remember reading comments before, people that are, like, deployed overseas to listen to our podcast, and that's actually, like, really fucking awesome. So, if you're one of those people, and you're overseas right now, Ryan and I are blowing kisses from across the world to you.

Those are real, those are kisses. Dude, I gotta take some Tylenol. I can feel a headache. Dude, I am getting a terrible headache right now. Because I'm thinking about- Want to take a Tylenol break? Yeah, let's take some Tylenol. I can feel a headache. Dude, I am getting a terrible headache right now. Because I'm thinking about... Want to take a Tylenol break? Let's take a Tylenol break. Okay.

Guys, we'll be right back. Here's... I don't know. I'll put something in to pass the time. A big fart sound. I'm not putting a big fart sound. I'll put... Lady and the Beast.

Lady and the Beast? Tramp. Lady and the Tramp? Lady and the Beast? Okay, we'll be... we're getting Tylenol. Let's go pot. Let's do some drugs. Some fucking drugs.

Put the fart sound in. I'm not putting the fart sound in. We are back in black. I am wearing black. I'm wearing black. I'm wearing black too. Well, I'm wearing black shorts right now. I'm wearing black sandals, black gym shorts, black sweater.

You're wearing black everything, man. You're wearing blackfaceals, black gym shorts, black sweater. You're wearing black everything, man. You're wearing blackface, too. Why are you doing that? I thought it was funny. Now that I look at it, it's not really funny. It's very in poor taste. Yeah. But I'm too lazy to wipe it off, so I'm just going to do the rest of the podcast.

No one can see it. It's fine. Anyway, guys, we were in the kitchen after we were swallowing our Advil. I know we said we were taking a Tylenol break but we took Advil it was actually really good that type of Advil is like coated in something sweet you gonna put me to bed?

so it goes down real nice and easy am I gonna go to sleep sleep? is it gonna make you go to sleep sleep? nah, it's not PM man, fucking like allergy, like Benadryl if you got allergies, I'm like oh man, let me take some Benadryl. Benadryl sounds like a Pokemon.

Benadryl does sound like a Pokemon. Benadryl, go! I mean, it puts me to sleep and makes my allergies go away. God, allergies. My allergies have been shitty the last week in LA. Por que? It's like getting near the end of March right now. Pollen is starting to show its ugly little face and go,

hoo-hoo, let's go inside of Matt Watson's nose and down his throat. I don't like going inside of Matt Watson's nose. I don't either. I don't like going to my own nose, dude. Have you ever stuck anything really far up your nose? Yes. A little, I had this dinosaur play set

and it came with little boulders and I stuck one of the little boulders up my nose and one in my ear. Ooh. And I think one got stuck in my ear and another got stuck in my nose and my mom had to get them out. Ooh, that's scary.

I hate the thought of that, dude. I was a kid. I was like, ooh, this can fit in my ear. I can't get it out. I feel like most kids stick things in their ears or nose and then they have to go to the emergency room because they got... I knew someone that got...

They stuck... I don't remember what they stuck. They stuck some play piece of a play set in their ear and I had to go to the emergency room to get it out because it was so deep in there. It's like, ew, yikes. Stupid fucking kids. Kids just want to die. Like, kids do all sorts of things that, like, they lust for death.

You've got to watch your kids because there's so many, like, accidents that can happen around, like, you don't even think about. Like, a kid could just be at let's say a grocery store and like one of the shelf things knocks over like one of the end caps falls over falls onto them boom done it's like that's anything can kill this thing because it's so it's so uh fragile yeah hey but parents if you want a good way to make sure your kids aren't going to go anywhere and stay safe, put them in a little ball. Well, that's an option. Or you could sit them down in a room with an iPad or smartphone and just put on a Super Mega playlist.

They would love to watch it. They would go crazy for it. They'd scream and laugh. They'd go, ha! They'd get the jokes. They'd get all the jokes. What percentage of our jokes would kids understand? Most of them.

Like, is that bad? Probably. That's not good for me. Like, that feels bad, like, for my own personal. Because I'd be like, I'd like to have some, like, I'd like to think my comedy is above, like, a five-year-old's. People our age watch us, and then people who are younger watch us. Some of our friends watch us. Yeah.

I can't believe that. If you're one of my friends and you're watching this right now, why don't you go ahead and send me a text message or something to prove it so I can feel better about myself. Thanks, guys. Our parents watch us. My friend Brandon. Brandon Yarchuk.

Yarchuk. He's a fashion designing Korean man. Very talented. Oh, he just messaged me what yeah because brandon story what yeah he's from uh he's from ermo i saw him in uh pictures of uh i think that you took he was in one of the pictures on your instagram yeah so i looked at his account and i really liked what he was uploading so i followed him yeah dude brandon's cool brandon brandon he takes nice photos and he dresses

very well. Brandon is a very fashionable man and he's a fashion designer in Ohio. Some university in Ohio. Some place in Ohio. He makes cool clothes. He makes weird stuff. And he loves minions. He has a minions

necklace and he has minions. That's fucked up. He loves minions. Is there and he has like minions. That's fucked up. That's not fucked up, dude. He loves minions. Is there nothing wrong with loving minions? Yeah, there is.

I think he loves minions unironically. Like he has like just a lot of minions things. That's Brandon though. Like they're his Pokemon. Like if they had minion cards, he'd collect them all. I guarantee they have minion cards. They have minion everything. You got Bob, Steve. And Wade. Wade. I don't know. What's the other minion cards. They have minion everything. You got Bob, Steve, and Wade?

Wade? I don't know. What's the other minion? Bob, Steve, Stuart. Stuart? Yeah. Steve even? No, Bob, Stuart, and, um... I can't remember their names. They're all goofy. I don't know. It's like, uh... Okay, hold on. Wait. I want to figure this out. Bob, Stuart, Wade.

It's not... No. Is it one? What has to be? Wade sounds like a minion, you know? Wade sounds like a minion Wade sounds like a good minion name Hold on wait let me guess Kevin Is Kevin one of them? What? Is Kevin one?

Yes Kevin Kevin, Stuart and Bob is that it? Okay Okay Google What are the minions names in the minion movie? Bob? Is that it? Okay. Okay, Google. What are the Minions' names in the Minion movie? A lot of people's phones just responded to that. According to Wikipedia, it was first foreshadowed in the end credits of Despicable Me 2,

where Kevin, Stuart, and Bob... Yes! I got it right! Kevin, Stuart, and Bob. Dave, Stuart, Jerry, Bob, Kevin, Tom, and Carl. There's more? Well, there's a bunch of minions. I know there was like a trillion minions. I didn't know there were other canon ones. Wow. That's pretty fucking crazy, dude.

It's pretty epic, I would say. It's pretty epic. Oh, my lord. What? It's recommendation time from your boy, starting with Matt Watson. Can you give me a second? Matt? Just give me one second, Ryan.

Okay. Do you want me to recommend anything? This week's music recommendation. Did you not have anything set up? I did. I have something to recommend. Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead.

Okay. I just finished it. I will never try to put things in the recommendations that I haven't seen type of thing. Yeah. I won't be like, I'm halfway through this and I really like it. But I just finished a documentary series or a docu-series. Its name is Wild Wild Country. I tweeted about it.

I thought it was really good. It's about this society, cult, whatever you want to call it, or religion that exists in this town in Oregon for a few years. And it's just one of the studies of a new upcoming culty religion. That was very, it's a, it's a very, very entertaining little docu-series. little docuseries, I thought, I guess I just like docuseries where it, the subjects are soup where the subjects are really interesting. Like these people got thousands and thousands of people of other human beings to believe in this one belief system and how it just catapulted into something bigger. And I was like,

how have I never heard of this is huge. Like when people think of cults, they think of like all the, like Jonestown and all this other shit. Like this is a big one. I mean, granted, I mean,

there wasn't like, I don't want to spoil anything. Nothing Jones, nothing, um, to the extent of Jonestown occurred. But still, it was a big event and there were a lot of things that happened around

it. I have to speak very broadly because I don't want to spoil anything because I feel like you just have to experience it. But I do recommend 100%. It's a six part series. Wild Wild Country. It's on Netflix. Go check it out. I really, I really dug it. You dug it, dude? I dug it. Life's a garden.

Dig it. Dug it. Good game. All I'm thinking about is Doug, like the cartoon character. This week's. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do. I'm going to recommend a song called Blue. That's B-L-O-O by Zach Valliere. I like it a lot.

I think it's cool. And I like Zach Valliere a lot. He's a cool guy. So go check that one out. I think it's pretty good. Awesome. Yeah. I might have to check that out.'t okay this is only for the listeners this is only for me this is my music this is you're not allowed to check it out ryan because if you check it out it won't be cool anymore that's not true at all ryan you can listen to whatever the f you want can i

what have you been listening you've been listening to music lately um yeah but i'm just i'm in another one of those uh say anything phases where i listen to them for? Yeah, but I'm just in another one of those say anything phases where I listen to them for like a whole month. I do that too. Sometimes I'll get like a band and I'll pretty much exclusively listen to that band for like a whole month. Like there's at least probably like two to three months

out of the year where I will be mostly listening to like a say anything album. Yeah, I have a couple bands that I'll go back through and like a couple times a year I'll I have a couple of bands that I'll, I'll like, I'll go back through and like a couple of times a year, I'll just have a phase of just that band. And like, it repeats, like I'll do the same bands like every year.

Like, um, I think every year I have like a Tyler, the creator phase where it's so much of Tyler. Yeah. Um, I, there's a Japanese band called lamp.

I listened to a lot. Um, what else? Like, I like, there's, there's so much loan. There's a electronic artist called loan that I listened to a lot what else like there's so much Lone there's an electronic artist called Lone that I listen to

like a ton of Lone Bowen stuff like that I listen to a lot of that man look at you Weezer I do I go through Weezer phases I have Weezer as well love me some Weezer they kind of combine very well with Say Anything sometimes in terms of the

feel that I'm going for I follow Rivers Rivers Como he's the lead singer of Weezer. They kind of combine very well with Say Anything sometimes in terms of the feel that I'm going for. I follow Rivers Como. He's the lead singer of Weezer. His Twitter page is like a meme page now. He tweets the weirdest shit. He's a memer? He is. He tweets some really weird shit. He's cool though. I love him. That's an epic meme. Guys, I want to see Weezer live so bad. And I'm

also, speaking of music, I'm very, very sad because they recently released the Katamari Damacy soundtrack on vinyl. Guess we forgot to set an alarm. Yeah. Well, I did set an alarm. They only printed 3,000 copies, and it was going to go on sale at like 10 a.m. What happened with your alarm?

Oh, you didn't wake up. No, no, I did wake up. I set the alarm. You forgot what you set it for. Yeah, the alarm started going off at like 9.59 a.m., and I was like, why is my alarm going off right now? You need to title the alarm like Catamaran. I should have titled it because in the moment when I created the alarm,

I was thinking like, yeah, of course I remember what it is. And then when I suddenly remembered, it was like 3 p.m. And they were all sold out. So I am devastated. But the people that produced it said that they'll probably make more.

They'll probably print more. Oh, you know they will. They already said, yeah, they said. If they sold that many. There will be more. there will be blood yeah that's right i just did what you said and i turned it into a movie title that's peak commentary it is a good movie it is a good movie i've also been playing what you've been playing uh i'm playing i think i'm about halfway through wolfenstein the new order it was a game that came out was kind of like

um a reboot of the Wolfenstein franchise oh yeah um on Jory's request he was like that is a good because I was looking for a first-person shooter that was actually fun and good because um most of them aren't anymore unfortunately um so I'd say it's really fun. It has a lot of personality. I'm enjoying it. It came out in 2014, so it's not like, it's not this amazing graphical experience. I mean, it still looks fantastic.

And the sequel apparently looks even better, which is crazy. But I really like the tone that the game has. It feels very unique. It feels like you're playing an old shooter again where you're just supposed to have fun like super 3D Noah's Ark yeah like I'm talking about

shooters back in the day where you go into an empty room and all of a sudden a big boss comes and you have to just riddle it with bullets hit those weak points you know what I'm saying you know what I'm really interested in playing? I've never actually played Doom. Like the original Doom.

You have to play the new Doom. The new Doom is really, really good. I really want to play the original though. And pretty soon in my room I'm looking to set up like, I got my little CRT TV set up and I'm looking to set up like just a whole station with a bunch of old consoles and I'm going to try to wire that into my computer so I can stream some of that stuff. But

I've been playing, did you get the new Far Cry? I did. I've been playing it for the past few days or the past two days, I think. How many did you talk about? Is it any good? I'm still playing it. You like it? I'm still playing it.

It's one of those games where, like, I played a past time. It's nothing like I'm really super invested in. Yeah. But I have fun with those games just because there's a lot that I find enjoyment out of just going around an open world, taking out outposts, getting, getting shit done.

And I like the environment that they chose for this one, which is America. Cause in like past games, they'd have a outpost and stuff. And I'm like, Oh, that's, this is a cool looking outpost.

Look at this building. This is cool. But like, this is based in the United States. So I recognize the architecture. I'm like, Oh, that is a, this cabin is a really nice cabin damn they got a second floor how many rooms they got in this bitch so i find myself doing that a lot in the game exploring that stuff this is a nice little town yeah that's cool though because i guarantee the people that

design that want people to recognize that stuff yeah i, I like the setting of this one, but it still feels like a Far Cry game. It's nothing to write home about, but if you like the Far Cry series, I'd recommend it. It's fun, especially since they have co-op. You can play with people, so people drive a lot of fun.

I mainly got it because Justin's going to get it, and him and I are going to do some co-op Coop? Yep, yep, yep I always read the word co-op as coop I used to, and I'm like oh, it's co-op I'm not, I'm waiting for my brain to develop a little more so it starts reading it as co-op instead of coop. That used to be one of the first

things I'd look for when I looked on the back of a game box Co-op? Players 1-2, yes! But then, but sometimes it would be like players 1-blank and then would be like players 1 to blank and then it would just be 1 and then it says players online or something like that so you'd see that and be like yes then you're like wait there's no split screen

oh online damn it or something like that man I bought some board games recently you know what I've been playing a bunch of every night I've been playing Bananagrams because Julie from Australia is in town we've been playing Bananagrams. What is that? Because Julie from Australia is in town. We've been playing Bananagrams every night. What's Bananagrams?

It's like Scrabble, but you don't have a board, and you have to try to make as many words as you can, and you want to use up all your tiles first. Yeah. It's just like Scrabble, essentially. A little different, but... Uno's fun. They have Dose now.

I was in Target the other night. What the fuck? They had D DOS what the fuck is that they had a whole like a whole display for it it was like for the makers of Uno and they had them

side by side you could buy both there was Uno and there was DOS and I'm like what is DOS I don't know I don't know

what's different I just looked at it and I was like okay I guess they got DOS now Jesus no fucking idea what other board games

are fun Battleship I bought Battleship too Battleship I bought Battleship too Battleship's fun Battleship is a slow game Very much so It's pretty fun Did you get the electronic version?

No I just got the one with pegs Oh okay It's fun I mean it's not something I'd play like Multiple rounds in a row Because it's a little boring But

I don't know It's a good time passer You had your one of the One of the old Move in Type of things Where it's like, I'm going to get a bunch of board. I got board games.

That's why everyone has board games because they move into a place and they're like, I need board games. And then they buy a bunch of board games and then, and then they start just being dust. They just start collecting dust. Got my record player set up. Ooh,

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