supermegashow - EP 88 - The Lost Episode

Episode Date: April 14, 2018

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19-plus and physically located in Ontario. Gambling problem? Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connectsontario.ca. You've seen Jim Carrey and Ace Ventura. You've seen them in Dumb and Dumber. But have you ever seen them fucking your dad? You're just like, you're sitting watching TV one day. Like, you're not really paying attention And you hear that commercial come on in the background

That made me do a double take We should make that a real commercial What is this? Is this a little mosquito in here? Where? See that thing? Where it at? You know how there's big mosquitoes and little tiny ones?

Well the big ones I think eat mosquitoes I think those are the ones that are the size of a massive gumball. Yeah. Those are mosquito eaters. They eat mosquitoes. They don't even bite. Those are good boys. The ones with the big needle noses?

Yeah, those eat mosquitoes. They're called mosquito eaters, actually. So the bigger ones with longer legs and wings or whatever eat the little tiny, tiny black ones that go... They eat the ones that bite you so the big ones those are good boys man they don't stick their needles in you nope not at all

they're sweet boys in fact when I was growing up if I ever saw one of those in my house I would not kill it or get it outside I'd leave it I'd be like alright you're helping me out you're doing a good job so uh it's a bug man I know it's a bug but not all bugs are bad some some bugs are good i actually you know what i killed a fly yesterday and i felt really guilty

no flies do nothing though i know but i still felt guilty for some reason i i it was it was it was on my window and i went and i killed it and then i just had this like sudden just feeling of like remorse like i was like wow i just took a life you did take a life and that's weird to think about like when you kill a bug you're like you're ending something's life that's a lot different than from the experience of seeing an animal die that i had yet uh from yesterday did you see an animal die yeah my grandmother thought it would be a good idea to uh reblog a post of a police officer shooting someone's dog and why why do people why do people share that shit on facebook i don't know it was

it was super sad and i couldn't watch the whole thing because i'm like that's fucked up and you don't expect that from like your grandma like your grandma shares a post and you don't expect it to be like someone's shooting a dog like oh what did grandma share today it's like they were arresting some dude and then the dog was in the car and then got out of the car and started barking at the police officers and then the police officer like tried to shoo off the dog or something then as he was shooing off the dog like the guy's hand came close to the dog and the dog was like

no and like lunged at the officer and the officer was like pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa you saw he had a gun imagine that in like a court of law. No, sir, it was just... It was a bone! It was just a bone.

What? No, no, no. But anyway, guys, welcome to episode 88 of the Super Mega Podcast. We are here sitting on the couch on a beautiful Thursday morning. It is April 12th at the time of recording this. It comes out tomorrow. But guys, today, you know what today is? What is today, Ryan?

Thursday. It's not only Thursday. Two year anniversary of Super Mega, but it'll be a day late. Yeah, it will. When this comes out. But no videos coming out today because I had some technical difficulties last night. So go ahead and crucify me in the comments. It's all right.

I hacked you. Two years. What? Two? Two? It's Super Mega's second birthday today. It is. I cannot believe it has been two periods of 365 days since we started this YouTube channel.

That's over 700 days. That is over 700 days. Jeez. over 700 days. That is over 700 days. Jeez! That's actually, we want to start by giving a genuine thank you to everyone up to this point who has watched,

subscribed, liked, commented, whatever, whatever, even if you're a troll. Thanks for, thank you for supporting us. I woke up this morning, didn't even realize I was in the bathroom, and was getting ready to shower shower and I was looking at an app I had that shows me

things from like a year ago two years ago and then I saw yeah time hop I need to re-download it I had my iPhone it's a good app and I saw two years ago I tweeted our new channel is finally here and I was like oh my god shit we prepared absolutely nothing because I didn't even realize

that the anniversary of super Mega was coming up. From the creators of two high-quality sketch comedy channels, come a new endeavor, a Let's Play channel. I mean a variety channel. A variety channel. But yeah, guys, so thank you so much. It has been two years now, and here's to many more years of Super Mega. So that means when we started this, I was but a mere 21-year-old boy. I'm older than you now than you were when you started this channel, right?

Yeah. I was a mere, I was 20. Damn, dude. Holy fuck. Guys, that just goes to show that you too can start a Let's Play channel at the age of 20 and 21. And I started knowing you when you were 19. Damn, dude, give me a high five for that 19 year old so i moved out to la i was 19 i was just a a wee little lad didn't know what i what i was doing or what i wanted to do sleeping on our couch i was just sleeping on your couch it was it's a very comfortable couch

too uh it's gone now in the trash somewhere but that was a very comfortable couch ikea has some comfortable couches remember you were supposed to go home and then you were like should I stay an extra week so we can film Blonde Boys yeah I think I stayed like extra two or three weeks yeah you stayed like two or three weeks I think you called your mom and you were like hey mom

yeah I was like mom I'm supposed to be coming home this week from visiting Ryan but not coming home I stayed and then that's when we shot Blonde Boys. That was fun. Very, very fun. I'm glad I stayed. But, yeah, guys, this podcast has now been going for two years.

So that's crazy, right? Yeah. I've never done something for this long, I don't think. I've never stuck to one project for this long. Super Mega, I think, is now officially the longest project that I've actually stuck with in my life because it's been two years so I'm trying to think see I I have not watched a syndigo video in a long time or like gone to the channel so like I'm forgetting of like when it oh yeah 20 I wait it wasn't really 2012 the Mayan Fuck. God, a lot of time has passed.

But what? It's already 2018. Can you believe it's 2018? It's going to be scary. It's going to be... 2020's coming up. 2020's coming up, and I'm going to be 25. I feel like one of the things we talk about most on this podcast is just how scared you are of time.

I am scared of time. You're always like, shit, it's 2018. But I'm going to be 25. Fuck. I have a crisis every now and then. Like, I was petrified a few days ago and I couldn't sleep because I was thinking I was just like, I was about to go to bed and all of a sudden this like thought, intrusive thought, I guess, popped into my mind.

It's like, one day you're going to look like a 50 year old. And I'm like, what will 50 year old Ryan look like? Well, everyone's going to look like a 50 year old one day'm like what will 50 year old ryan look like well everyone's gonna look like a 50 year old well i know that in my head i'm like everyone looks 50 but it's just like i don't it's like this is what i know currently like i can't imagine all sudden just because and also the thought so i'm gonna interrupt that other thought it comes to me where i know when i'm 50 i'm all of a sudden gonna have the same realization i had when i'm in that bed going fuck i'm 50 yeah oh man only 20 more years until i'm 70 hey shit but that's the perfect opportunity for a midlife crisis and you can go buy like a porsche

or something you can you can take a second you know mortgage out on your house uh your wife will be very upset on that but you can go buy buy a portion of a midlife crisis. Yeah. I wonder what it's like having a midlife crisis, and I wonder what our midlife crisis will be like. Because I'm sure you're going to have one, and I'm sure I'm going to have one. What's my midlife crisis going to be? Your midlife crisis? If you had to guess, what's my midlife crisis, Ryan?

You're going to turn really buff. It's going to be like a very positive. That's a great midlife crisis. It's going to be a positive crisis, except you're going to let it affect you to the point where you're not gonna become social anymore and you're just gonna become like you're gonna like post a bunch of your pictures to instagram you're gonna get huge instagram following for like bodybuilding and shit like a 50 year old body but like you won't have any friends and like you'll forget to go to all of your family's funeral but then like all your family singular funeral yeah all of my family dies at once in a horrible south carolina bus

accident but i'm too busy lifting weights it's like i can't put them down it's like ah the funeral's in 30 minutes but i gotta look good i gotta do 5 000 more reps first for me it would be a midlife crisis would be growing out my hair and eating a lot pretty much i'm picturing my midlife crisis would be me trying to reenact what i'm doing now just because it's like ah good i'm gonna get a phone call and you're gonna be i'm gonna get a phone call and you're gonna be like hey it's been a while what What do you say we start the old Super Mega back up? Yeah. Like, Ryan, it's been 30 years. Yeah, but you know, people have been asking for it.

No, they haven't, Ryan. I've been asking for it. Ryan, everyone who watches Super Mega- I've sent you a bunch of emails, Matthew. Ryan, I haven't used that email address in 30 years. Oh. What email can I reach you at? It doesn't matter, man.

We're not picking up back up Super Mega. We'll talk about it. All right, man. I'll see you around. Bye. What if we're still doing Super Mega when we're 50? What if that's our midlife crisis? We actually start doing the movie review series.

I don't... Here's the thing. There are 50-year-old YouTubers. Yeah. I think the most... PewDiePie. He's like 30-something, right? Or is he late 20s?

No, he's in his 50s. I always forget that Aaron is above the age of 30. That's not a diss on Aaron, by the way. Are you sure? That actually sounded like... Sounds like fighting words. I always forget that he's mature. That's not what I meant.

He's going to want to kick the shit out of you now. He already did that twice in the last four weeks. Well, I mean, you deserve that. Well, you deserve the first one, not the second one. The second one, he was just pissed because, remember, I broke his bong. He was really pissed about the shit that he did here. Why? There's bongs all over the office still. I don't understand.

Yeah, but... He just had, he has this kush smoking phase, man. And he wears those weed shirts. He wears those Bob Marley shirts every day. Aaron, come on, dude. You're being like a 14-year-old that just discovered pot. He wears those sunglasses that have pot leaves on them. Yep, yep. Except not sarcastically.

He wears them every day. Like I thought it was at first because he's like, hey, man. And it was like that thing where he's like nodding his head. And it's like, oh, this is a bit. Then he just kept wearing them. Do you remember how mad he got? Because I thought he was wearing all of the weed paraphernalia as a joke. Yeah.

And I was like, oh, you look great today, Aaron. And I laughed, and he just had that blank face, and he looked at me with tears in his eyes, and I realized that I had messed up. So I'm trying to think. Have you seen anything movie-wise, TV show-wise, or listened to anything that piqued your interest recently? Yeah, I saw Isle of Dogs.

Yes. I liked it a lot. I thought it was a very cute movie. I really liked the animation. It had that good Wes Anderson style with all that symmetry. I loved all the framing of all the characters and every shot and stuff. Very cool. Very cool little movie. Great animation. I just

loved the stop motion in it. And then when you go look behind the scenes and see like all the dog models and models they have to make I have serious respect for anyone who does stop motion like even if it's just like as a hobby on YouTube and you get like three views

serious respect for that like it is oh my god there's a fly in here I caught it in my hand it's like a gnat I caught it in my hand and I didn't think I actually did and I opened my hand and caught it in my hand. Is it a fly or a mosquito? It's like a gnat. I caught it in my hand. I didn't think I actually did, and I opened my hand, and it was in my hand, and then it flew away. You should have crushed it. No, I can't take a life, Ryan. You already took one this morning.

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That's A-N-G-I dot com. What were you talking about? I was talking about Isla Dogs. I saw it. Yeah. It was good. Yeah. I have mad respect for anyone who does stop motion because, believe it or not, I used to do stop motion.

And I'm sure many of you listening have seen my uh old stop motion lego ones not the lego ones the uh I don't have any lego ones on youtube it was the ones I made out of play-doh that are on my old youtube channel but now officially over a decade old I just found that out my first youtube videos I just found out uh just crossed the 10 year mark if only google video didn't go away and delete all the videos I uploaded to it. I know man. I remember Google video, but stop motion,

man. When you watch like the time lapse of the guys in the studio doing like movies like James and the giant peach or Isle of dogs or something. It's just crazy. Like James and the giant peach is a good James and the giant peach is a killer movie, but watching them like have like, you get to watch like the characters like move and stuff and you see how long it's taken in real life for them to move everything and how small the movements actually are. Like as the characters are moving in slow motion, like the people around them are like, it's like a blur. And I imagine that's got to be really difficult to to and meticulous to move it just the right amount each time.

Like you got to know how much to move it each frame. If you fuck up. Yeah, if you fuck up it's like ah shit and i imagine that in the process of shooting like a stop motion movie um there are some big fuck ups and i imagine that it's always got to be like a massive pain in the ass to try to fix that you know what what's your favorite live action uh sorry what's your favorite stop motion movie okay Okay, wait. Was the Lego movie actually... That wasn't CG, right? That was actually stop motion, right? I think parts of it were.

You know, a lot of it also... I think they created a computer program to allow them to do stop motion, but within that program. I really like the Lego movie. You know what I mean? But, I don't know. James and the Giant Peach is a wonderful stop motion movie. Chicken Run? Chicken Run is my favorite.

Chicken Run is a really good stop motion movie. I love't know. James and the Giant Peach is a wonderful stop motion movie. Chicken Run. Chicken Run is my favorite. Chicken Run is a really good stop motion movie. I love that movie. What are other classic stop motion movies? There's Wallace and Gromit. Wallace and Gromit. Save the Escorts. They go to Vegas. There's some escorts that are about to be sold into slavery, so they got to save them.

No, make it even more cartoon buffoonery. Make it like they're about to be thrown into a meat grinder because they know too much from Mr. Giglione's... Mr. Giglione? Oh man, that's great. Mr. Giglione's fucking mob shit. That's what it's called, Mr. Giglione's fucking like mob shit. That's what it's called. Mr. Giglione's fucking mob shit. You know too much.

You know too much about Mr. Giglione's fucking mob shit. We need to write. I don't know why more like movies and TV shows don't bring us on the writing team. Because I feel like we could really do something for them. Yeah, especially something on Disney Channel. Oh my God. Here, let's. I was about. Yeah, especially something on Disney Channel. Oh my god. I was about to say let's write a That's So Raven episode and suddenly

it hit me. I think we've already done that before. Yeah, you made me create an episode from scratch while playing the game where you have to do the shade. The blob wall thing, yeah. God, dude, that was when we were still recording in our living room on the couch. That's like two years ago now. That's like early Super Mega.

That's when, of course, we were probably super obnoxious. Dude, remember you and I would be up till like 4 a.m. getting videos out? Yeah. Like it's like we would wake up, we'd kind of like at least have the beginning of the day to get psyched up. And then at nighttime, we'd record and then you and I would go into our respective rooms and edit the videos. Because we used to do two videos a day so when we first started you would edit a video I would edit a video man that was actually really fun it was draining

but like looking back that was fun like I will never forget that first like period of when we started super mega because that was like a really good time just constant work yeah yeah it was it was I don't know it was really fulfilling though because you know

kept our minds off the shit yeah because we had we had just recently gone through a lot and and you know we kind of hit this standstill creatively where we were like we were creating on kids with problems but it felt a little like you know we weren't doing it that much we were dry with ideas and we wanted to like get out there and create more so we had this idea for for this channel and um then when we did it we just started like making it and experimenting with like the podcast and different things we could play and like different live action videos and it was just so much fun man because at the time um we didn't actually have a real job we didn't um have any real responsibilities so basically all of our time was you know trying to pay rent yeah but see well that's why we did super mega and like uh i just remember like you know we'd every day we'd wake up at like noon because we had been up until

four the night before yeah editing and getting those videos uploaded for that day but i i only remember like a few instances of being miserable like i i think i remember editing the videos and being like super proud and being like people are really liking it yeah it was super exciting there were only a couple times I felt miserable and that was just because I was like it's 5am and I want to go to bed I know well there were instances where we would record and then

it didn't like Binding of Isaac it only recorded it recorded like a black screen because the window wasn't selected we had so many Binding of Isaac was the bane of our existence back then because we tried to record it what three times yeah and there was always something wrong with it which sucked like back when we first started super mega we ran into so many issues with our recording software with because we were just figuring out how to do all this like we didn't we didn't have any help at the time so we were just figuring everything out

through like youtube tutorials on how to record our screen how to do this with the audio and oh my god we had so many issues. But I just remember like how fun that was, you know, waking up at noon and then we'd like come together and go get lunch and like think about like, all right, what do you want to record today? What should we, what should we talk about on the podcast? And then like, then like that evening we'd sit on the couch and just start, start recording stuff.

And we'd be like, all right, let's do this. Let's do that. And then, uh, yeah, we'd each take the footage. You'd go in your room. I go in my room and then we just edit until like 3 or 4 a.m get them uploaded make the thumbnails hit the hay and then wake up the next day at noon and start all over again that was a really good time in my life are you ever said that certain series are over i always go back and i'm like man donkey kong country's over because i like i love playing the game and part of me is like i wish i could just play it more I mean I could of course stream it

but it's like there's something about a series yeah there's definitely series that I'm like oh man I wish we could do more episodes of that like I was thinking about that with Pikmin I wish we could play more Pikmin I wish we could Katamari Damacy like I'm sad that's over because I really liked playing that technically there is a way

we could do Donkey Kong Country again in the future if we're running out of games to play and it's get all the kong emblem things in every level oh k-o-n-g i'd be down to do that basically it would just be me following a guide you're good at that game too you're you're pretty didn't you beat it like in one stream yeah yeah it's a short game it's like only um for an average, I guess it would probably take anywhere from like three something, four, about four hours maybe to beat. Well, you know me, Ryan. I'm no average player. It would take you about that time probably.

It would take me about 30 minutes. Yeah. Why are you laughing? I'm an epic gamer, Ryan. Yeah. You see my shirt right now, right? Oh, shit. It says things that are epic.

Bacon, video games in my swag dude i saw a guy recently i was at six flags and he had a t-shirt on no he didn't no he didn't he had he had a t-shirt that just said bacon bacon bacon bacon just said bacon like four or five times bacon and he was wearing like a steampunk he had like a mustache and like a steampunk hat on bacon not epic what was epic? What was like the definition of epic bacon? I don't know. It was just some meme. That's epic bacon.

What was epic bacon? That was a dark time for the internet. I feel like it was the, I saw on Reddit people, they coined it like the meme renaissance. And then now we're in the meme enlightenment or something. There's just too many memes to keep up with right now because it's like how memes used to be and it's like a picture of a velociraptor one of those velociraptor memes and then the meme below it is like this

really distorted picture with like just the letter E in it you know what memes have changed in the set one with E the E? I don't even know what that is. It's like a capital... I don't know. Honestly, I feel like with the internet, people are becoming older faster

in terms of their mental state. Because it's like, I'm already getting lost in the fucking intense amount of memes. It's a swamp, man. You gotta wade through the swamp of memes. Do you remember when memes were just like top text, bottom text? You never see that anymore. That's what I'm talking about. The Velociraptor.

Whatever it was called. What is it? He had like a monocle and a top hat. The Velociraptor. No, it's the Velociraptor doing this. Yeah, he was like pondering. If this does that, then why does this do this? That's one. Make that. Make that. Make a Velociraptor meme, guys.

Velociraptor meme died many years ago. If Super Mega was super, then why was this that this? That's a good one. Why was this that this? Why was this that this? But oh my God. I tweeted recently, can't keep up with all these memes or something like that. And somebody actually responded with a typed out text list like

of 2018's memes so far and it was all of them like in a list and actually helped me out I was like oh yeah that's it that's all of them how many it was a good amount and I actually surprisingly knew probably 80% of them there were some of them I was like I never saw that one but because you know

I knew most of them so I felt good but you know i still do not gonna lie i still find myself very entertained by memes like when i'm on twitter i'm not like fucking memes i'm not gonna be above memes i they're funny to me still i still not all of them but for the most part i get i do find some mild entertainment out of memes. I find, I guess I find memes fun. I just like browsing the internet in general, whatever. I just like seeing strangers post because they're funny. Especially on, basically I'm more entertained by the comments section in Reddit.

I click on posts and I immediately am like, I just want to read the comments to this. You got some comedians in there, man. Some funny comments. I laugh out loud sometimes at the comments. I do too. Some people are super witty. I laugh. I like wow that was a good one twitter gives me a lot of laughs i i find a lot of laughs on twitter and it's always from random people it's always from accounts that i've never heard of and like respond to you no no no like my friend will send it to me um my friend harrison

sends me probably like 20 tweets a day because he just DMs me tweets all the time and they're so funny. I'm always laughing so hard at them. I'm like, where did you even find... This has two likes. Where did you even find this? And it's so funny. I didn't pay attention to social media,

but I'm trying to because I'm getting back into Twitch. Twitchy, twitchy, twitch. I'm trying to think of... Because I used to be on it. I used to post every day on Twitter and now I'm just like... I'm trying to think of like because I used to be on it I used to post like every day on Twitter and now I'm just like I'm like creatively bankrupt sometimes and I'm like I don't I just don't

like I'll type something out fully I'll be like and then I'll save it to drafts and then two days will go by I'll look at my drafts and be like well that wasn't funny and then I'll delete it. Dude just post it that's what I've been doing I've been trying to post more just post it no matter what it doesn't fucking matter, honestly. No, it doesn't.

It really doesn't matter. Ryan, if I tweeted something two years ago that wasn't funny, you think it matters now? No. I don't give a shit. I'll just see it on my time hop and then delete it because I realized it wasn't funny two years later. Yeah. Which, yes, I do that quite a bit. I'm like, oh, that one wasn't funny.

Time to throw that one in the trash can. He had a nice life on Twitter of two years. Time to kiss him goodbye and throw him into the ocean. So long. Farewell. Auf Wiedersehen. Good night. Oh, okay. I never knew what he said, but he's saying goodbye in German.

Auf Wiedersehen. That's my best German accent. Auf Wiedersehen. That was awful. Hola. Como te llamas? Hola, como estas? Me llamo Ryan. Y tu?

John. Mas o menos. What? Dude, you still remember your Spanish. I do, dude. I didn't even remember that. But that didn't make any sense. That was just kind of like, eh.

That made no sense with the context of what I was doing. Do you want to try to... Let's just... Strictly from what we learned in high school, let's try to, from here on out, as long as we can speak in Spanish on the podcast, for all Spanish speakers, tell us how we did.

Ready? Hola, Ryan. Hola, Matthew. Mateo. ¿Dónde? Okay. ¿Cómo te llamas? Estoy. ¿Cómo te llamas? Estoy bien

¿Y tú? Más o menos Un momento ¿Dónde es el baño? El baño El baño es Where is the bathroom? The bathroom. The bathroom is... the left. Thank you.

Boom! See? That was great. He said... I said, hi, Ryan. Hi, Ryan. Hi, Matthew. He said, how are you?

And I said, I'm good. And you? And he said... So-so. So-so-so, you know? And then he said, where are you? And I said, I'm good. And you? And he said, so, so. So, so, so, you know. And then he said, where's the bathroom? And I said, the bathroom is, I think I literally said the bathroom is the left. I accidentally gave it a feminine law instead of an L at first for baño.

Because it's not baño. You said la baño. Yeah. It should be el baño. Well, I did say el baño. I corrected myself. I went la baño, el baño. Because it ends in a masculine O.

That's always so weird to me. Like languages having like gender stuff. Like Russian, Spanish, French. Like it's just weird to me. Does that mean a lot of people think like Spanish is like transphobic or something? Or sexist? I don't know. I've never seen it.

I mean, it's something that's so engraved, like, because it's a language. And it was just created that way. It's just... Puta. It's so funny because, like, you know, English doesn't have, like, masculine and feminine pronouns. Or not pronouns. Nouns and shit. That's just so weird that, like, bathroom is masculine.

Fruit is feminine. It's, like, so weird. I simply don't get it. And it makes learning the language that much more confusing. Matthew. What? ¿Cómo se dice you're beautiful in Espanol? Tú es bonita.

Was that correct? I think it's pretty, but I mean, it's all the same thing. Yeah. Pretty, beautiful. Guapo. Guapo. That was beautiful. Wait, right? bonita was that correct that's i think it's pretty but i mean it's all the same thing yeah pretty beautiful guapo guapo that was beautiful wait right or does guapo mean fat guapo is like i can't remember i think guapo i can't remember if guapo is like handsome short or fat it's one of those things that'd be like if you go into mexico and you call someone guapo it's really just a gamble you're like oh did i just call them handsome or did I call them fat? I'm looking up guapo. I think guapo. Handsome, I was

right. Well, I was right in one of the three guesses I had. Guapo sounds like it would be fat, though. Like, oh man, you're like, tu es guapo. La puta. Eh. Puta. Mariposa. Eh. I always liked how, uh,

por qué was because and why. Por qué? Por qué how Por qué was Because and why Por qué I love hearing people say por qué You can use it for because and why It's funny because like Usually you'll just say qué It sounds so

It really rolls off the tongue I mean I did do three years of Spanish But only one of them sunk in Because we all know that classic story Yeah and I did three years of Spanish, but only one of them sunk in because we all know that classic story. Yeah. And I did three years of Spanish as well. And really don't remember shit. Wow.

I feel like I have an excuse to not remember shit, though. What was your excuse again? My first year Spanish teacher halfway through the year just had us watch Strange Eats. watch strange eats and then when i went into second year and third year i just didn't have the the the base vocabulary to really get in but i still passed like with like a c in each one so it's like i i did fine yeah i was really pissed off because i went in my second year spanish class i ended the year with an 84 to move on to Spanish three. I'd have an 85. And I was like,

really? I have to do an entire. Wait, really? Second year. You have to have a B? Yeah. To move on to the next level,

you had to pass with a B. You couldn't have a C. And in South Carolina, 84 is a C. A lot of States, a 79 is a C, but in South Carolina, 84 is a C.

So literally 16 points below perfect. And I couldn't do the next class. And a 92 is a B. Can you believe how stupid that is? 92 is a C. So literally, 16 points below perfect, and I couldn't do the next class. And a 92 was a B. Can you believe how stupid that is? 92 was a B. What else? Yeah, I remember. Oh, fuck.

Like, yeah, 84 was a C. Isn't that stupid? And then D started at 76. Because 77 was the cutoff for a C. So 76 was a D. And then 69 was an F. Because 77 was the cutoff for a C, so 76 was a D, and then 69 was an F. Dude, I'm actually just realizing how stupid this was that I spent an entire school year doing this class to end with a score that was 16 points below perfect out of 100.

16 points. Yeah. And they're like, sorry, you can't go on to the next level. And I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? I have to take this class again and waste another year of high school for this? You should have gotten mad at them in Spanish. I said, la puta! I actually did a presentation.

Hold your R's and shit. I did a presentation on Spanish swear words. And my teacher was fluent in Spanish. So looking back, that was probably really awkward. Because I went over all the big swear words in front of the class. To be funny? No, we had to pick some kind of thing relating to spanish like oh big swear words maybe i was trying to be funny they just allowed you to say it she said it was okay okay i mean you are learning another language that's like that that just be like some

kid in mexico doing a presentation on english swear words and he's like esta es fuck esta es fuck esta is cunt and it's like it's like up on the like powerpoint presentation there's just like this mormon like missionary that's like helped teaching schools in like mexico biting their nails like oh he's just like oh oh lord forgive him my my uh third year spanish teacher was a mormon really he looked i don't know how to say you can say it about mormons you just can't say it about certain he just looked like a mormon you can say that yeah you can't go say that he looked like a mormon you can't say man he looked like a mexican now he looked like mormons well because well yeah you can because someone can look Mexican.

Yeah, but like, you know, I don't think Mormons, it's not like a race or ethnicity. It's a religion. He slicked back every day, tucked in white shirt, a tie and slacks and nice shoes. You might say that's just what a teacher looks like, but the whole hair slicked back thing, dude, 100% Mormon. Probably because like as soon as he got off work, he'd get on his little bicycle and go door to door. He had a wife. He'd always show us pictures every now and then

of his trip to Mexico. Really? He always seemed very proud of himself for knowing Spanish. Funny thing about Mormons in Mexico is apparently, I think Mitt Romney's family actually did this because... Is Mitt Romney a Mormon? Mitt Romney is a Mormon. Okay, I was about to say, he looks just like a Mormon. Yeah, he really fits the bill.

But, um, I might be wrong on this. I remember I watched some Vice documentary a while back where I think America outlawed the multiple marriages thing that Mormons follow where it's like, you know, you want to have multiple wives. They outlawed that. So I think a group of Mormons, which included Mitt Romney's family, crossed the border and started like a colony in Mexico where they could all marry each other. And I think they got in some cahoots with a local cartel. And I think the cartel like killed some of them or something. Can you see that Mormons versus cartel?

That'd be a good movie. You want to make it? Mormons versus cartel. I feel like that'd be like a Sharknado type movie. Didn't I tell you about this like high school short film idea I had? No. It was just about the last Mormon that ever existed. And it took place in this post-apocalyptic setting.

And it was all about him carrying around the word of God. You did tell me that. And trying to find the last person on earth so he could save them. Dude, that's a fucking awesome movie idea. Because he didn't want to be alone while going to heaven so before he dies he wants to find someone to save so he can go to heaven with someone or something i don't know ryan it was in high school that's it that's that's that's a that's a good idea man you also had that idea for like a post-apocalyptic character and he got his hand

cut off and instead and he got like a claw to replace it but it was one of those like it was one of those vending machine claws one of the like crane games so yeah he can't grab anything it's always just really loose and like it's the hardest time picking things up that's so funny to me but um you know what else is not funny the book of eli that i did see that with gary oldman and denzel washington mila kunis yes and you know what's even more not funny? What? How soft these MeUndies are on me. Whoa!

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Ryan, I've been thinking about what we were talking about earlier when we created the That's So Raven thing. And I really do think that we would do great in the field of writing for TV shows. So I was wondering maybe we could practice a little bit. Just to show what are you doing right now, Ryan? What are you doing? He stood up and he stretched his gym shorts, gave himself a wedgie so I could see both ass cheeks. What are you doing?

My underwear is weird. That's how you fix it? To make it worse, and then you pull it out of your butt crack. Oh, okay. Because I just saw you just lean away from the mic and then stand up and basically give yourself a massive wedgie, revealing both of your glistening ass cheeks to me. Well, I mean, if you wanted to take advantage of the situation,

you could have, but you didn't. All right, well, back to what I was saying. I'm sure that there's many Hollywood writers and producers that listen to our podcast, and maybe we should show them a little what we got. Let's start with something simple. What do you say we write an episode of Spongebob live on the podcast? Okay.

We'll take turns. Okay. Do you want to start it off? I'll start it off. Interior. Pineapple. Spongebob. No, I mean the episode has to begin above the ocean, right? Okay, okay.

On that little island that goes down in the bubbles. Okay, open with shot of island, and then pan down through bubbles to reveal Sponge Bob's street with Patrick's rock, Squidward's house, and Sponge Bob's house. Interior, pineapple. Sponge Bob is laying in bed. His alarm goes, and he is laying in bed. His alarm goes, and he sits up in bed. Your turn.

He goes, I'm ready, SpongeBob says, as he's already wearing his uniform for work because he's that excited. His hat falls down from the ceiling in this new contraption he made, so he's automatically ready. He puts his hand out, and all of a sudden this spatula arm comes out,

and he goes out to reach for the spatula, except he grabs it. Nothing's there. The spatula's gone from the spatula machine. Okay. Oh, no. My beloved spatula, Gary. Where has it gone?

Says SpongeBob. Gary. Enter Gary. But instead spatula Gary, where has it gone? Says SpongeBob. Gary, enter Gary. But instead of Gary, it's... Nermal. From Garfield. It's Nermal from Garfield. And he meows at SpongeBob.

And SpongeBob says, Gary, you're looking different today. All right, your turn. Okay. So then SpongeBob kills both of them and leaves the house and knocks on Patrick's door and is like Patrick I can't find my spatula help gah gah gah gah gah that's his laugh

I can't do it where did the killing come from it was so nonchalant it's just Spongebob kills both of them who's both of them there was so nonchalant. It's just, Spongebob kills both of them. Who's both of them? There was only Nermal.

And Gary. Gary's not there. Gary's somewhere, I'm sure. Okay, he found him and killed him. Yeah, he found him and killed him. He found him hiding under a bed. Because he knew he was going to kill him. He's been threatening it every day.

I'm going to kill Gary soon, god damn it. Patrick's rock lifts up to reveal Patrick sitting in his arm chair, fully nude. He's erect and pre-cum is dripping down the shaft of his penis. Your turn.

Oh! Oh, Spongebob! Patrick says. The rock closes back. But right before the last inch is shut, SpongeBob sees something shiny sprouting from Patrick's ripe asshole. Wait a second. That was my spatula. Ah! He, he, with, with, with shock, SpongeBob tries to lift the rock again, um, and then realizes that, uh, he can't because it's too heavy.

I better get Squidward to help me, says SpongeBob as he runs towards Squidward's house. The sweet sound of a, of a... Oboe? Clarinet. The sweet sound of a clarinet can be heard from an open window. SpongeBob starts yelling up at Squidward, but there's no answer. So then he does what SpongeBob does best. He runs up to Squidward's house and shoots himself through the window, not knowing Squidward was taking a bubble bath with his new fiancée.

SpongeBob's jaw drops as he sees Squidward and Pearl in Squidward's bathtub. and Pearl in Squidward's bathtub. Pearl is fully nude, and Squidward is also fully nude in the bathtub. He's playing her a beautiful song on his clarinet. Beautiful clarinet ballad. Just for her, because they're going to get married soon. Squidward sees that SpongeBob has now entered the room and sees his fiance nude, and this upsets him.

And he goes, SpongeBob! Spunrow goes, wait, wait, wait, I can't explain. Patrick has my spatula up his cornhole. And then Squidward goes, SpongeBob, if I promise to help you get this spatula out of Patrick's cornbutthole... That's good, That's good. That's good. Can I continue taking this

bubble bath with my aroused fiance? SpongeBob goes, Sure! Squidward? Let's go! So Squidward gets out of the um bath and doesn't put any pants on

because he doesn't wear pants to begin with. He just puts his shirt on. They go outside and they go to Patrick's rock and SpongeBob goes, He's in there, Squidward! Your turn.

Okay. Squidward tries to lift the rock like SpongeBob does but nothing happens. He goes, well, that's all I got and starts to walk away. But SpongeBob grabs one of his tentacles and goes, wait a second. Come on, take this seriously. If I don't get my spatula, you'll, you'll be out of a job just like me. Squidward's eyes grow wide with happiness. Squidward's eyes grow wide with happiness. And he goes, Hey, that doesn't sound so bad. And then he starts walking back in his feet and making that like sound that they make in the SpongeBob. And then Squidward goes back inside and gets back in the bath.

So it's just SpongeBob again. He doesn't know what to do. He's all by himself. Patrick's rock is still closed. The only way he can possibly solve the problem. Sorry, that was King Neptune sneezing in the background. The only thing that could possibly even help SpongeBob is a scientific method of some sort. So he goes to a big, big, big fishbowl-like house that Sandy lives in.

It's Sandy's house. Yeah, it's just Sandy's house. Okay. So SpongeBob goes inside of Sandy's house. Yeah, it's just Sandy's house. Okay. So SpongeBob goes inside of Sandy's house, and he goes, Sandy! I need help! Ah! And Sandy climbs out of her little treehouse, and she, and your turn. She falls and breaks her neck and dies.

SpongeBob then leaves, sad. A funeral is held two months later. Five months later, SpongeBob is sitting watching TV again. Sad. He's missed his spatula. He's out of a job. Mr. Krabs fired him because he couldn't find his spatula. And he's now been unemployed for five months,

and he's grown a beard. And he hasn't seen Patrick this whole time either. Patrick's just been under the rock. Yeah. And he says, You know what? Patrick's stolen everything from me. I'm going to go teach him a lesson.

So SpongeBob leaves his house and goes back to Patrick's rock, this time to really teach him a lesson. He won't forget. Okay. So SpongeBob begins to pull up the rock and it's easier than before for some reason, but he can't quite fucking get it up. So he gets his trusty jellyfish net and starts to pry it open like a crowbar. He finally gets the rock open and finds Patrick's dead corpse laying there with a spatula in his butthole.

Little did SpongeBob know, Patrick accidentally locked himself inside of his house when he closed it out of embarrassment after SpongeBob found him the first time. End it, dude. Distraught, Spongebob goes back to his house and makes a big salad and invites his family over and they all eat the salad together and then it closes

with one of those circles that closes in and it's closing and then it it closes with like one of those circles that closes in and it's closing and then it stops on spongebob and he looks at the camera and he goes that's life and then that's life by frank sinatra starts playing and it closes in the credits roll then you hear santa claus's sleigh go ho ho, ho, ho. Because kids gotta, you know. Santa, yeah. Whenever Santa appears in something, it's like a really big thing. They get excited.

Didn't you get excited? Oh, by the way, let's round of applause for that. Yeah, thank you. That was our SpongeBob episode. But whenever Santa Claus appeared in like Fairly Oddparents or whatever, weren't you like, this is a special guest, Santa Claus?

Dude, it was like no other. Because Santa Claus is Santa Claus. Santa Claus is like the one character that makes a guest appearance in every show and he's just the same. He's not different. It's Santa Claus. There's no character in history that has made more guest appearances across different shows. Santa Claus. Jesus doesn't even have that many guests.

Jesus doesn't appear on Fairly Oddparents? Could you imagine if like Western Civilization was legitimately that religious to where even the TV shows instead of like Santa Claus or something like that, it was just Jesus and Moses. Like Come on Christmas. Yeah. That'd be awesome. I'd love to see Jesus in Fairly Oddparents. Oh shit, hold on. Is Santa Claus the most famous like pop culture icon that

will appear in things like non-trade? Is it because he's non-trademarked? Does anyone have a trademark on Santa Claus? That sounds sweet, Matt. But not as sweet as honey. I was about to do the exact same bit. I can't believe you just did that. But hey, guys, let's take a break and thank another sponsor.

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up the podcast after eating some. Right. Can I just go get one slice and bring it back then? Okay, go bring your pizza back. Do you want a slice of pizza? No, I'll get one after the podcast. We only got like six minutes left. Yeah, but... Well, yeah. Go get your pizza, dude. Go get your pizza. Ryan's currently getting

himself a nice slice of pizza he's um just just me now in the recording room how's everyone been I've I've I've I've been I've been better you know been going through some been going through some stuff you know I'll be honest with you guys I'm not gonna lie been uh been dealing with some stuff here and there but hey that's life guys just keep your head up and keep moving forward. Hey, Ryan's back. Did you get a slice of pizza?

Pizza's not here, and I dropped my phone on the way, so now it's just sitting there in the hallway. You didn't pick it up? Why didn't you pick up your phone? I was running. You just decided not to? Well, I thought the pizza was here because our friend Tyler, who works in the office, he waved at us through the window,

and usually when he does that, we're recording. That means lunch is ready. And it's about that time. Oh, see? Oh, he brought my phone, too. Tyler, come here. Oh, Tyler's so sweet. Go give Tyler a hug.

Bring him in. Bring him in. Bring Tyler in here. Tyler, get in here. Tyler, come here. Special guest, Tyler Burnham. Tyler, take a seat on the couch, please. We want to ask you.

First, I want to thank you for bringing my phone back. Well, it was just sitting in the middle of the floor. I'm trying to find a safe spot. Enough of the, we ask the questions here, okay? Why did you come up to the window and wave at us as if lunch was here? Because you got our hopes real high that lunch was here. Oh, lunch was

not here. Lunch was not here. I was just back here getting a power adapter for a laptop and then I didn't actually know anyone was back here doing anything so I peeked over and saw that you guys were here

and then we made eye contact so I felt obligated to wave. You know waving is the signature sign for Pizza Thursday. It is Pizza Thursday sign for Pizza Thursday. Pizza Thursday, yeah, yeah, yeah. It is Pizza Thursday today at the office. Do you want to apologize to us at all for

misleading us? Because I was running to get pizza. He saw me. He saw how excited I was. I did not realize the ramifications of my actions. I did not think those through and for that I am

sorry I will try harder to be a better person and to be more considerate of knowing the excitement you guys have for Pizza Thursdays

I think that's a pretty good apology I mean he was so excited that even with only like 10 minutes left in our podcast, he's like, I have to take a break. I have to go take pizza right now. Okay. Question though. Predictions for Pizza Thursdays. Who's it going to be?

Oh, shit. Like which pizza delivery? Yeah. I'm going to say Fresh Brothers. You think Fresh Brothers? Fresh Brothers pizza. I think it's going to be, what is it? Krusty?

Crispy Krusty. Crusty Crust. The Crispy Pizza or whatever it's called. Crispy Crust in Atwater Village. I don't think it's gonna be Pizza Boy. I don't think it'll be. I'm hoping. Dude, I haven't had Pizza Boy in so long. I'm hoping Domino's. That's never happened before. I gotta say

no to Domino's or Pizza Hut. I love Papa John's. I love Domino's. I love Domino's. Papa John's is my favorite of all the, of the big three. Papa John's is my favorite. But Domino's has changed. They improved their sauce. I think Domino's actually, I haven't had Domino's in a while. Domino's is my favorite. Yeah, Domino's is the best.

Do they still have the stuffed crust? I always get the thin crust, which is like eating pizza on a cracker. Do you remember stuffed crust? Yes. I remember stuffed crust. I remember my first encounter with stuffed crust was my third grade birthday party.

I was so excited. All I wanted for my birthday was to go to Pizza Hut and get stuffed crust pizza. And we did. And I ate a bunch with the garlic dipping sauce. And then I threw up. I knew that was coming. That's just like the natural progression of that kind of story. It was the best birthday ever.

I don't know. Papa John's is, I like their pizza more. Okay, I need to try blindfolded Domino's and Papa John's at some point. You need the Domino's challenge. That sounds like a YouTube video waiting to happen. Like a funny YouTube challenge video. Yeah, someone do it for me. And then I'll just go with their their opinion

hey tyler do you have any uh movies or anything you'd like to recommend people oh i have so many movies um just one just one title okay well we don't have all day i dare your audience to watch terms of endearment by james l brooks okay uh it's on spanglish spanglish turns out james l brooks really great filmmaker. Didn't he work... His name... I think, if I'm not mistaken, don't I see his name in Simpsons credits? He was the head writer, executive producer of The Simpsons. I remember as a kid, I'd always see his name on the credits.

It'd be like, so written by James L. Brooks. Or in Treehouse of Terror or Horror, James Hellbrook. Yes, yes. Oh, I remember it so well now. He makes some really good films that I just completely flew under my radar. You said much like Paul Thomas Anderson did with Adam Sandler.

In Punch Drunk Love. Yeah. Spanglish is an amazing performance from Adam Sandler. I've heard that Spanglish is a good movie. I really enjoyed it. But Terms of Endearment was an amazing film. 1984 Academy Award winner. I recently watched

one of my all-time favorite movies again. I watched Lost in Translation again. That's a great film. I've never seen it. So good, Ryan. I haven't seen Brown House Day, Lost in Translation. It's amazing. I haven't seen all the big Bill Murray movies besides Ghostbuster. Ghostbuster? Ghostbuster. It, just about him.

All the other ones are gone. The first one is just Ghostbuster, and then the second one is Ghostbusters. A lot of people call it Ghostbusters 2, but it is... Ghostbusters? Busters is... With two S's. It's just two S's. Ghostbusters.

Ghostbustettes. Imagine if they actually named it that. Ghostbustettes! That if they actually named it that. Ghostbustettes. That would have been pretty funny. But I'm going to give my music suggestion this week. I forgot to last week because I'm still getting used to giving suggestions. I kind of forgot. This week, I got two.

I have an artist and I have a song. For the artist, there's a little up-and-coming artist called JPEG Mafia. Go check him out. He's pretty cool. And then for the song song go check out this song Called Love in a Song by Bowen We got Danny Danny Avidan

Are you recording something? It's our podcast the one you keep saying you're gonna come on Oh shit I know it's fine But while you're here Danny Would you like to recommend any music or movies That you've recently listened to that you think the audience should listen to or watch? Can this go, like, anything?

Anything. Any time period? Recommend anything. Oh, my God. There's a synthwave song called Dust to Dust by Quixotic that I think is rad as shit. It's from 2014. That's epic. Cool.

Thank you. I'll be back on your podcast. What's the story with this one? Like, what's... Do you have a... Well, Tyler waved at us from the window and we thought that meant

it was time for pizza so Ryan ran out all excited, discovered there was no pizza and Tyler was just being friendly so we brought him in here to reprimand him. That's the subject of this podcast?

That's the whole podcast. That caused Ryan to break his phone probably. Fucking fantastic. Well, oh, okay. Yes, next time I would love to be on this podcast. Come's the whole podcast. I caused Ryan to break his phone probably. Fucking fantastic. Well, oh, okay. Yes, next time I would love to be on this podcast.

Come back, come back. I'd love to be on this podcast. Yes, see, you heard it here first, folks. Bye, guys. I love you. Love you.

Oh, shit. Okay, cool. Oh, are swears allowed? Yeah. I heard Dan swear. No, no, they're allowed. You could say a swear word. You want to say a swear word?

Yeah. Actually, can we... Oh, sorry, go on. Crap. Shit. Oh, my a swear word. You want to say a swear word? Yeah. Actually, can we Oh, sorry. Go on. Crap. Shit. Oh my god. Damn. Heck. Butthead. Shit. You're really good at this, Tyler. Yeah. Okay, but I think

it's right. It feels right for me. I want to give Tyler the exclusive opportunity to end this podcast in any way he wants. But first, before he ends this podcast, I want to say, make sure you click that bell up there near the subscribe button so you make sure you're notified of our uploads

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you could check me out on Twitch. Twitch.tv slash AwfulTyler. I have zero subscribers. Let's change that. And I have uploaded, I think one time I played Secret of Mana on Twitch. That was it. So like, roll the dice. There we go. Okay.

It's time to edit? It's time to end it? It's time for you to end it. Okay, I would like to end our show with hearing Ryan's music and movie suggestion. We missed you. What was your suggestion? I want to know. Shit, I don't really have one because like

So you didn't come prepared, huh? Well, I mean, I could say A Quiet Place because it was fun, but it's also like one of those movies where it's very in the media. All right, that's it. That's the podcast. Bye.