supermegashow - EP 89 - Tom Hanks Has AIDS

Episode Date: June 6, 2018

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19-plus and physically located in Ontario. Gambling problem? Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connectsontario.ca. Looking pretty cozy over there on the couch, Ryan. I am cozy. I got my legs up. I got, I'm just kind of curled up. Feels nice. I feel like this is going to be kind of a chill pot. We'll see. We'll see. I feel like this may be a

very chill one a very nice relaxing one people love those ones they're like man i like the chill episodes of the super mega cast they don't like the chill opening music no well i think i think they've gotten over it gotten used to i like the music that's what matters right yeah that's what i think like isn't that important yeah it's also it's important to listen to your audience but in terms of producing the content that we feel proud of i think that's more important because that's what that's what makes us us type of thing like that's what makes super mega super mega well the thing well okay yeah i agree it's very important to listen to the audience um i just feel like the old music it was great um couple was the first time we're addressing this

people are like when are they going to address the music change? Just 10 episodes in. Yeah. Basically, it's like, I don't know. It kind of set the tone of more of like, yo, these are gamers with a podcast. It was kind of like a chill, just a chill atmosphere. And the guy also that made the intro song, against him but several times he striked our videos because he kept I don't know if he

kept forgetting that we had we bought a license to the song and several times he striked the episodes nothing against him yeah but it's just kind of like it was just like a minor we didn't want it to happen again because then we couldn't monetize the episodes for a while and he's like do you have a license and it's like yep here it is and then it happened again

you had to prove it like multiple times so we're like you know it was it was a good thing but we got some new music but guys find song yeah it's a fine song and the new music is by a little artist called uh moose you can check him out in the description but yeah i mean we like the song um and you know a moose in real life i've never seen a moose in real life they're really aggressive though are they they're big they will destroy you, man. What type of animal is a moose? Are they in the same family of animals like a deer? Or a horse? I don't know. I think so. I don't know what that

family's called. We talked about this before of what animal, what family is a deer in and what is it related to? I think it's its own. It's not like a dog. It's not like a canine or a feline. It's its own little thing. Bears are in their own. I thought bears were like canines. They're in their own category. Why'd you think they were

like canines? Because you look at them, they look like dogs, like in the face, like the teeth. They look like big old dogs, but they're not. I can see that. Horses act like dogs. Dude, horses, you can play fetch with them. You can get them to roll over and rub their belly. If you have a nice relationship with a horse, I'm sure it's very nice. Justin keeps saying how

horses bullied him a lot. I don't want to go into anything else, but he was bullied by horses at a young age. Have you read Equus? The one where Daniel Radcliffe is naked with a horse on stage? Yes. But that's the play. Have you read the book? No, have you?

I did. I had to read it for school. Does he actually have sex with the horse? No, no. He just gets naked and he gouges the eyes out of a horse. What? Of the horse that he's in love with? Yeah.

Why does he do that? Well, he does it to all the horses. Why? Because he goes crazy. It's a really good book. You should. So wait, like, but like in the book is it's, it's very like apparent that it's fucked up what he's doing.

Yes. Fucked up individual. And he has like a fetish for horses, I think. Is it kind of like a psycho or taxi driver where the main character is just some fucked up individual? And it's not about like some dude that gets down on hard times and just goes a little bit crazy? No, I'm pretty sure if I – I mean it's been a couple years since I read it. But I think it's like the whole book is him talking to like a psychologist and like recounting what happened. Okay.

And he had this big incident. I don't want to spoil it too much. It's a good book. You should check it out. It's short. It's like a screenplay. So it's written like for the stage. I love when things are written like that.

Yeah. Stage direction and stuff. And Daniel Radcliffe was in the play and was naked on stage showing his little wiener. His pee-pee. His little Harry Potter pee-pee. But welcome to the 89th episode

of the Super Mega Podcast. We're here sitting on the couch today having a lovely little conversation uh you know ryan if every episode of this podcast was one degree in a hot tub we'd start getting warm right now like it'd be comfortable to sit in by now like it'd be like pretty like decently warm it'd be like bath water if you let it sit for an hour and you got in it oh man i remember i did this thing with a thermometer where like i'd be like like trying to blow hot air from my body to make it go up so i didn't

have to go to school so i did the same thing or you'd like press your tongue on it extra hard be like come on heat up heat up yep i don't want to go to school and then be like 98.7 your mom's like going to school but i feel bad mom yeah i always, like, if I didn't want to go to school and I felt like I had a fever, I'd always, like, try to make the fever, like, stronger than it was. But there's no way to do that. And I always felt bad about lying. So my mom and dad would always make me go. But once I got around to, like, 10th grade, if I was like, I feel really bad today,

my parents would be like, oh, you can stay home if you feel bad. Like, if I got older. Yeah. Because then they trust you type of thing.'s like oh well okay the thing that sucked about missing school back then was like you missed a shit ton like and it was hard to catch up if you missed school especially if you were sick for like four days it's like oh you missed four full classes and a full day of socializing with your friends yeah and you missed you missed a lot of shit and like teachers always acted like it was all your fucking fault maybe shouldn't have gotten sick to inform you and i'm not reteaching the

class i'm like i'm not asking you to reteach the class but i'm just asking you like to just give me the material man i say we just kill all teachers nah i'm good i think that i think they're cool i like teachers i i like teachers as well well some of them you know there's your handful of see you can't just say a certain type of people is good or bad because there's always going to be a a diddler in there somewhere right there's always going to be a diddler there's a diddler in politics there's a diddler in religion there's a diddler in our public school system there's multiple diddlers in each one and you don't know who they are there was a diddler in my at my high school and he went

to jail there's a diddler in my youth group. There's always diddlers in every like group, you know? How? It's like, why you got to be diddling people, man? Think about how many diddlers there are. There's too many diddlers. Where like you knew one in your school. He was a teacher, yeah. Yeah.

And I knew one in my like church and it's, I feel like almost everyone's like, yeah, I remember that guy. He turned, he just turned out to be, but how many, how many diddlers are there? There's a lot of closeted diddlers out there, man. Guys, please don't diddle people. Please. Please. Like we're asking you nicely.

Don't diddle people. Just let them, just let them live. You don't got to go diddle them. Find a consenting adult to diddle. Okay. You know, it's also not a good idea. What? To make your foot fetish very obvious.

Very public. Yeah. Very public. Yeah, very public. When you're in charge of kids' TV. Yeah, I would suggest that. That would be one thing to do. Also, you don't need to go flaunting your foot fetish. There's nothing wrong with embracing your fetishes,

but you don't need to share with everyone that you have a foot fetish. Quentin Tarantino does it a good bit. Quentin Tarantino does, definitely. bit. Quentin Tarantino does definitely. I love that picture of him where he's like looking at the camera and it's clearly like a flash photograph taken and he looks a little like caught in the headlights and he's sucking a woman's toes. What?

Have you not seen that picture? He's sucking someone's toes? Yeah, he's sucking. Okay, let me Google this right now. It's a picture of Quentin Tarantino and he's sucking some woman's toes. Why? Because he has a foot fetish. Like out in public or something? It looks like he's at a party. Quentin Tarantino and he's sucking some woman's toes. Why? Because he has a foot fetish. Like out in public or something? It looks like he's at a party. Quentin Tarantino. You might have to put this one on screen. Sucking toes.

Dude, I forgot to put an image up on the podcast. I think it was of Lego or I can't remember what it was but people were... That was the comment section. I let them down. You fucked up, Ryan. I know I fucked up. You fucked up, dude. And they still haven't seen that photo. Oh well. It's a good photo photo here's Quentin Tarantino sucking toes that's what I was talking about

what the fuck have you never seen that picture I love the sick ACDC reference is he wearing an ACDC shirt no it's a it's a it's RRQ what is RRQ Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino probably backed up

I don't know I want that shirt I want a Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino probably I don't know I want that shirt I want a Robert Rodriguez ACDC shirt Robert Rodriguez has made a lot of things that have touched our hearts but he's also made a lot of trash that's the thing man he's kind of hit or miss but apparently he's loved in the film community

cause he's in that what did you knock over this time Ryan with your big goofy feet oh it's Febreze you spray some in the air spray it over here let me smell what flavor of Febreze is this ooh apple cinnamon this can is crushed it might explode

oh it just sprayed liquid out yeah it's crushed so it doesn't spray right how's it smell smells nice smells like a Christmas store it's uh it's it's fall scented and if it doesn't it feel wrong smelling that right now? Doesn't it feel almost taboo to smell this fall scent when it's April? I just want to see who in the comments knows what I'm talking about.

There's this place, I think it's near North Carolina and also about 45 minutes away from Myrtle Beach. It's called Sunset Beach. And near the area is this knick-knack shop. I forgot the name of it. Ah, fuck. what was it called? I can call my mom and ask her. Hold on. I mean, if she picks up.

I don't know if she's going to pick up. Hey, Mom, I have a quick question. We're recording the podcast, and I forgot the name of something. Hello? Can you hear me? Hello? Open those big old woman ears up. Can you hear me?

Now I can. There you go. I love you. I love you. What you doing? We're recording the podcast right now. I just had a quick question. I'm sorry.

I can't stay for long in this conversation. Hey, baby. Hi. What's up? What is the name of that knick-knack store in Sunset Beach that we always go to? Calabash. Calabash. Cala... No, no, no. Callahan. Callahan?

Yes, Callahan. In Calabash, because Calabash is the shopping center or something? Correct. Calabash is a little town. Okay, awesome. Thank you very much. Okay. Love you. I love you too. You have a good rest of your day. Don't mind Matt.

Alright, bye Betty. Bye. You don. You have a good rest of your day. Don't mind Matt. All right. Bye, Betty. Bye. You don't need to so blatantly shut me down. I like how accepting she was. Don't mind Matt. Okay, baby. It's like, yeah. Yeah, we haven't been talking much. It's called Callahan's, and there's this section, if you go in the back, all year round, it's a dedicated section to just Christmas stuff.

Christmas decorations, like big Christmas decorations, like Santa Claus. They have snow globes. They have regular, they have like fake trees, ornaments, whoever's, whoever has been to Callahan's. I've,

I have been there every, like once every year for the past, I'd say 16 years of my life or so. How do you stay in business? Like with a year-round christmas section you know like because they also who's coming in in july to buy christmas things because get this they also have a large section with a bunch of dog statues they also have a large section with a bunch of clothes a large section with a bunch of cards and and and like kids stuff like mad libs

things they have a bunch of I was about to say silverware I'm sure they have that but I meant souvenirs mix it up souvenirs and silverware silverware can be souvenir yeah I got this spoon in Venice Beach you know

hey all silverware is a souvenir but not all souvenirs are silverware that is so true that is so true man That is so true, man. Remember that saying we came, like, that kind of, like, got made up in the meeting on Tuesday? You can always trust a naked magician. I like that saying. I want to say it from now on.

Wait, hold on. Jog my memory with this one. We were talking about, someone was talking about like how, no, you were talking about how how gadzooked you were while watching a magician. Oh, I was so gadzooked. I went to the Renaissance Fair and this man on a ball walked up. He was on a ball? He was walking on a ball.

Wait, you didn't tell me that. I thought you just said he had a big metal ball in his hand. No, no, no. Well, he did. But he was walking on a... Is he the ball man? Yeah, he's the ball man. Is his thing just balls? Well, yeah, he was on a ball. He had his balls hanging out for some reason, and the guards weren't doing anything. But he was wearing like a mask. You know one of those like opera masks with the pointy beak?

He was wearing one of those, and he had like a cape. What do you mean opera mask? You mean the plague masks? Yes, he had one of those. And he jumps down off the ball, and he really just kind of forces his way into a group of friends if they're standing around to do some magic tricks. He doesn't say a word, but he'll show you some little knickknacks that he's going to do some magic with. And it started out, and I was like, oh, that's pretty. It's just making a coin disappear.

That's cute. That's real cute. That's real cute, buddy. And then he just starts busting out these magic tricks that I was gazuked off the chain, dude. I was like, whoa, what the hell? He took a metal ball that was silver, and touched it to my shirt and it became gold. And then he made it disappear out of his hand. So I was thinking like, oh man, well, Aaron, you know, shattered the illusion.

He was like, he's dropping it into his pocket. He has a special pocket. And I was like, oh, damn it. So then someone at the meeting was like, you know, you can always trust a naked magician. Was it you? It was me. Well, first I just said, if he was naked, you would like, the only way you can always trust a naked magician was it you? it was me well first I just said if he was naked

you would like the only way you can make sure that he's magic for real is if a magician is naked because then he can't hide anything up his sleeve or he can't trick you he could have skin pouches he hides things in he could but he could have himself like modified

it's highly unlikely it would make his job of illusion a lot more hard dude he could like show you the coin and then hide it in his foreskin real quick yes so i was thinking like you can always trust a naked magician because they don't have any tricks to hide up their sleeve because they don't have sleeves exactly that is so that's a new saying i want that to be a new saying i always trust a naked magician like there's some sayings that don't make sense a lot of sayings don't make sense like when you think about them like they make sense as the saying, but when you think

about them, it's like, an apple a day keeps the doctor away? No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't. Like literally no, it doesn't. I'm sure there's many people who have eaten an apple every day and then they had to go to the doctor at some point. But eating apples is very good for you. It's healthy, yeah. Just like trusting a clothed magician is probably not in your best

interest. Absolutely not, dude. If a guy comes up to me on the street and he's fully naked and he says, I want to do a magic trick for you, I'm going to trust him immediately. You're going to be like, how is he going to hide this coin? Where is he going to put this coin? And I know those in the comments section are like, in his butthole. Well, just make sure it's stapled beforehand. That's the

stipulation. Okay, you can always trust a naked magician with a stapled butthole. Yes. Alright. Okay. That's the saying. An elongated form of that saying, I think it works just as perfectly that you can interchange them. They're interchangeable perfect. That saying is going to catch on. I can see like your grandson's

going to be giving a speech. He's like, you know, my grandfather always said, you can trust a naked magician with a stapled butthole. Why did some Donald Trump come out of there? That was Donald Trump? You had a little bit you had a little bit like a little bit like your grandson is going to be the second coming of Donald Trump reincarnated

what if you gave birth to a child like your wife not you you're like you get married and you give birth to a beautiful like you're like it's going to be such a beautiful baby and it comes out and you look at it and you're like wait a second this looks just like Donald Trump it's a full fledged just miniature Donald Trump but in baby form and they're like, wait a second, this looks just like Donald Trump. It's a full-fledged, just miniature Donald Trump, but in baby form.

And they're pulling him out and he grabs your wife's pussy. He goes, I grabbed it by the pussy. She's my mom. She lets me do anything. He'd walk around the hospital throwing a tantrum, waving his birth certificate around. See? See how easy it is for me? Take me down over to where Barack was born.

I'll show you something. Yeah. Baby Barack as a baby is like in the little baby Trump is like trying to get up into one of those incubator machines they put babies in where Barack is like see my birth certificate Barack where's yours?

Donald it's in a filing cabinet in the other room why isn't there a show with baby presents they have baby looney tunes they had rugrats I was thinking about rugrats all grown up and for some reason for a split second thought that Why isn't there a show with baby presents? They have baby Looney Tunes. They had Rugrats, which were big. I was thinking about Rugrats All Grown Up, and for some reason, for a split second, thought that Rugrats came second, and then realized it didn't.

Well, they had- All grown up, I really want to shout it out. All grown up with you. That was a good show. I watched it. I liked the original Rugrats a lot more, just because I think- Oh, yeah. It was very interesting i i feel like all grown up definitely has a place because

because rugrats while you know it existed in reality like nothing i mean a lot of goofy shit happened but it still maintained its own base reality um and the imagination of the kids went bonkers but then in all grown up it kind of laid back on that a little bit and was more about like their problems as like teenagers and stuff. So I feel like it was important and it was very interesting cause I, when watching it, it's Canon. It's like,

this is what they are like grown up. And it was just interesting seeing what these characters were like all grown up. I really want to shout it out. Okay. We got it. It's a interesting choice to make, to make Tommy so hooked on Xanax.

Yes. But I trust the writers, and that's canon. Yeah. And, you know, you got those babies. They're always wearing diapers. And then when they get into teenagers, they're wearing underwear. And what better underwear to wear than MeUndies? Ryan?

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I do want to commend you for your creativity with that segue. Thank you, man. Guys here on this podcast, we don't just we don't just open up and go, I think our sponsors today. We fucking we love our sponsors. We want to kiss them all over their naked bodies. If they if if they were personified in human form. Well, I mean mean just the people just the CEOs of these companies

oh yeah 100% if they were here and consented I would kiss their naked bodies only if they consented I would never do that without consent first can a dead man give consent? think about it no he's dead oh man segue into a different topic

I made a phone call the other day. To the Circus Peanut CEO? No. Oh. To, like, an office that I had to call. And I had to, like, ask about something or let them know. So I don't remember what it was. But they didn't pick up.

So I went to voicemail. So I started leaving a voicemail. And I just, like, blanked out during the voicemail. And I just paused. And then I stole my words. i just went yeah and then i hung up what and uh then i just i had the realization of like there's nothing worse than fucking up a voicemail because there's no second chance on that dude no there's like a voicemail is like you you got one shot i wish there was a button you'd press to like redo it i know i thought there was at one point if you wait long enough I think it'll time out

and it'll say like do you want to or it'll just go boop and then hang up and then your message is just really long it's just two minutes of silence you fuck up and then two minutes of silence but like dude there's like fucking up a voicemail is awful because you're just like ah I fucked that up and I can't undo it and now you just have to wait until they listen to it

and it's like god damn it why is there not like a good known option to how to reset a voicemail? Because I'm like, hey, this is Matt. I'm just calling to. Yeah, I suck at leaving voicemails. I always make a gosh darn fool of myself. I do, too. And it's like, God damn it.

And then like they listen to it and they're like, what? OK. I usually I'm just like, hey, it. And then like they listen to it and they're like, what? Okay. I usually am just like, hey, this is Ryan McGee. Sorry, I was calling. It's like I have to try to save it. And sometimes they just don't call back. I just, I don't even try to save it.

Cause I'm like, guys, I can make it more awkward just to like embrace. Do you just hang up? No, I like, I'll just finish what I was saying. I'll just be like, ah, fuck that part. I'll be like, like, is matt watson um i i was calling to just uh leave a voicemail to say that this sounds like it's different like different clones of you each doing one word at a time uh hello this is matt and uh i was just trying to uh say that just calling to uh say that um thank you bye that's a fun game let's create a story one word at a time. Ready? Yeah.

Okay. Okay. Once. There. Was. A. Man. Who.

Fucked. A. Orange. And. A. Mailman. Because. He.

Couldn't. Get. Laid. The. End. Perfect. Because he couldn't get laid. The end. Perfect. What a wonderful story. Let's do another one. Let's do another one, but we have to keep it on rhythm like this.

Oh, man, that's going to be hard. Oh, fuck. My brain's going to fuck it up. If you say a different word, I'll just have to roll with it and try to figure it out. I've got to close my eyes and focus. Okay, here's the beat. Ready? Okay, ready? I gotta close my eyes and focus.

Okay, here's the beat. Ready? Okay, ready? Once there was a woman who worked at the store and... The end. That was the best one I've ever heard, dude. Let's try it again. You gotta say a word. Okay, I'm trying.

I'm trying. Even if it doesn't fully match. Okay, okay. I'll start it word. Okay, I'm trying, I'm trying. Even if it doesn't fully match. Okay, okay, I'll start it off. Okay. Walking down the street there was a big fuck fest called Fuck Fest 2004. That was a good one. Walking down the street, there was a big fuck fest called Fuck Fest 2004.

I wish we could call the episode Fuck Fest 2004. I know. I wish that was a thing. Fuck Fest 2004. Is there something called Fuck Fest? There's probably something called Fuck Fest. I'm looking it up. Fuck Fest. Is it legal to have, like a thing fuck fest 2004 is there something called fuck fest probably something called fuck fest I'm looking it up fuck is it legal to have like a fuck fest Like it like it like an organized festival for fucking oh, I know what fuck fest Isn't that like a porn thing where it's like college fuck fest. There's beach fuck fest Let's see what this is these are just porn videos probably hold on

Look at that. She's just... Let me see. Bring that over here. Hold on. Let me get the screen going. Is she... Oh, she was... Is she receiving oral sex? From another woman.

Ew, was she peeing? Oh, no. I don't know. Wait, was she... What's going on? I think someone was pouring liquor on her... Let's skip further ahead. Let's skip further down in there.

Let's see what's going on. Oh, oh. Here we go. She's pouring liquor. Why are they all pouring liquor on their genitals? That's not good for your balls and there. Let's see what's going on. Oh, oh, here we go. She's pouring liquor. Why are they all pouring liquor on their genitals? That's not good for your balls and dick. Well, it cleanses them, I'm sure, but I imagine that it... She's blowing them, but she poured liquor on his dick.

Where does this stuff happen, dude? I don't know. And why am I never there? Okay, she's fully naked now dancing. Okay, they're... Dude, that's... This is a fuckfest. That is the definition of a fuckfest.

Okay. Are people cheering? This wasn't a staged porn thing. Dude, that's This is a fuckfest That is the definition of a fuckfest Okay Like people cheering? This wasn't a staged porn thing It's just a bunch of people Drunk probably during spring break Going Who cares? We're drunk

STDs aren't on the mind But they're gonna be on our mouths In a few weeks And on our penises And on our vaginas I do not want an STD That sounds very scary It does

But at least I Okay I would never want an STD that sounds very scary it does but at least um I okay I would never want an STD but there are some that don't last that long which is like I'd rather have one STD over the other there are STDs where it's like if I if you were to okay if you were to pick an STD what would it be mine would be crabs oh that's oh yeah I forgot that's an STD yeah sure because that's like dude just shave your pubes if you had to choose one your pubes. If you had to choose one STD. Okay, audience. If you had to choose one STD to contract, what would it be?

Question of the week. Text your answers in now. So you and I both are like game for crabs? Dude, I am game for crabs, bro. Okay, you have that. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you what, buy something for it and get rid of those bugs? Can't you just shave your...

Can't you just shave your pubes? Just shave your pubes. Why is that so hard to get rid of? Just shave them. Are crabs just, like, pubes? It's just lice. I don't like that they're called crabs because that makes it sound extra gross. Why are they called that?

I don't know. Okay, okay, why... Like, how did they get the name crabs? Why are pube lice called crabs? I'm sure there's someone listening right now who has crabs. And I'm sure that they're like, wow, I can't believe that they're talking about crabs at the same week I have crabs. This is amazing. If you have crabs, you know, no judgment.

Just get rid of them. Don't pass them on to someone. Guys, actually, we're going to give you a genuine piece of advice. If you're sexually active, especially if you've had multiple partners in the last year or so, go get tested. It's super cheap. A lot of places do it for free. And you'll have the peace of mind and you won't spread diseases. It is one of the probably best things

you can do for yourself and your future sexual partners. Right. And it doesn't mean that you're like, oh, maybe I have an STD. And it doesn't mean that you're a whore or anything to go get tested. It's just a very responsible adult thing to do. And everyone at some point in their life gets tested. mean that you're a whore or anything to go get tested. It's just a very responsible adult thing to do. And everyone at some point in their life gets tested. Because if you have an encounter to which you're not probably going to see that person often,

then it's like, why are, you know, they might not tell you certain things. And some people, you can have things that you don't even know you have. Some people can only carry things that don't show signs. Some people are just carriers. Guys, a little word of advice. Just go get tested. It takes like 10 minutes. Which I think in the awful STD like roulette game, getting, just being a carrier is probably

the best case scenario if you were to have a lifelong STD thing. Right. And apparently it was. I mean, it sucks because then you'd have to warn people and be like, hey, you're going to be, you're going to be gambling. You're going to be, you're going to be rolling the dice on this one but like i there was this like reddit thing where like people were together and they're like uh people who have significant others with stds oh what did you do and it's like you know i just figured you know i'm gonna be with this person for the rest of my

life and we just safe blah blah blah there's some people who just accept it and they're like yeah my partner has an std i feel like if i if i if i was in a relationship with someone and they had an std i don't think it would change anything it would just be something to be careful of and to be like uh aware of aware of yeah but like i don't think it would change the way i see them or anything because it's like shit happens you know yeah anyone can get an std if you're not careful and most people aren't careful yeah i think at least at one point in your life you're not going. And most people aren't careful. Yeah. I think at least at one point in your life, you're not going to be careful. A lot of people aren't careful.

So that's why it's always good just to go get tested. It's very, it's quick, easy. It doesn't hurt. Yeah. And there's nothing wrong. Like if you get an SC, that doesn't mean you're like a disgusting person. It happens to a lot of people, believe it or not.

I've read some statistics. It's like a shit ton of people have STDs and you wouldn't even know it. 25% of the population or something like that? It's a large number. Okay, Google. What percent of the population has an STD? Hmm?

Here's a summary from Live Science. How many people have STDs? Oh, she was about to say it. Hold on, hold on. I'm trying to get to the pie chart. I realize every time you do that okay Google thing, it triggers everyone's phone that's listening. She does not want to answer. It's probably because she has an STD. I know. She's like, oh, not me.

I want to find this out. Everyone but me. That's my favorite thing about Jim Jones was that he said that everyone except him was secretly gay. Every single person was gay except for him, and he would fuck other dudes to show how straight he is. Today, 25% of Americans have an incurable sexually transmitted disease.

Are you fucking kidding me? That's just the beginning. Among the most alarming stats, 85% of Americans with herpes don't know it. Oh my God. But isn't like oral herpes is like one of the most common things? If you get a cold sore, that's herpes.

I get cold sores, so that means I have herpes. I get canker sores. Yeah, so we have herpes in our body. Yeah. Is a canker sore herpes i i get cold sores so that means i have i get herpes sores yeah i so we we have herpes in our body yeah is it is a canker sore herpes i think so i think i think well there's a difference between like oral like herpes like herpes or no that's hsv i don't know the difference there's like okay there's like cold sores i mean there's like herpes we are really jogging on about stds in this one hey it's a it Hey, it's an important thing to address.

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I know it's not. Tom Hanks had AIDS. In the movie Philadelphia? Did he have it in real life? Yeah. They made a documentary about it. No, he doesn't. They had a whole documentary about it.

Tom Hanks doesn't have AIDS. I would know that if Tom Hanks had AIDS. Okay. Tom Hanks had AIDS. He had AIDS in the movie Philadelphia. Yeah, the documentary Philadelphia. Philadelphia. I've seen Philadelphia. I know it's not a documentary.

It was written by Ron Neistat. Ron Neistat. Casey Neistat's brother. Neiswander. Neiswander. I don't know how to say that. Directed by John. It's Nice Wiener, Ryan.

Denzel Washington was in AIDS. He's the one who gave him the AIDS. Really? I haven't seen the movie hold on Tom Hanks has AIDS is it the courtroom scene? come in what is this? hold on

what is it? it's only 30 seconds that's Tom Hanks and the other the guy he's talking to is denzel washington i have aids oh okay um i remember a woman came up to me in a little tokyo and just told me she had aids she was like excuse me i have aids i was like oh i'm so sorry i think it's i think it shows something like aids used to be this fucking

horrifying epidemic it still is horrifying well i mean it is horrifying think it shows something like aids used to be this fucking horrifying epidemic it still is horrifying well i mean it is horrifying but it's to a place where you know you can live comfortably it's not guaranteed death like it yes yes it was good yeah like aids is is a terrifying disease to have but you can i mean magic johnson has had aids for what like 30 years now yeah like and he got AIDS because he was not careful with his sex he was having lots and lots of unprotected sex because he was a big

basketball player and people were like have sex with me Magic Johnson what's wrong are you crying Ryan Tom Hanks has AIDS dude no he doesn't it's like upsetting you like he doesn't have AIDS dude why i don't know why you're trying to spread this rumor that tom hanks tom hanks is a regular listener in his pocket he's gonna get feelings hurt that you're saying this yeah him and his and his rapper son oh yeah i forgot tom hanks son does rap yep what's his name i forget it's it's it was up tom It was Tom Hanks' son rap.

Why is 50% of every podcast just looking things up? Son drops N-bomb. Let's not listen to that. Tom Hanks' son, please. What's his name? Chet Hanks. Chet Hanks? Hold on.

Damn. Does his dad promote his rap music? Is this Tom Hanks' son? That's not that bad. He's gonna be like, how dare you? Chet Hayes, Tom Hanks, don't be getting social media. Okay. You said you identify with the, is it black culture or hip hop culture?

Black, hip hop, whatever. That's Tom Hanks' son? Yeah. Let me see. Bring him here. Bring the boy here. Whoa. That's Tom Hanks' son?

Yeah. Doesn't even look like him. I don't even see Tom Hanks in that. A little bit. A little bit. Who did Tom Hanks sleep with to create Chet? Maybe his wife. Maybe his wife.

Rita Wilson. Chet Hayes is not getting any blowback from his famous parents over his penchant for using the n-word, but Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson have given him a strong warning, which Chet has not heeded. Oh, wow. Here's another video title. Tom Hanks' son.

I can say the n-word. Uh-oh. I got some news for Tom Hanks' son. You can't. Or shouldn't. You should not. Hanks son you can't or shouldn't I mean you can that's the thing freedom of speech yes of course but you probably should not do that it's just not nice

it's also like I think it's to the point where that whole comedic phase and use of the word is out what's funny is there's still a lot of people still trying to be like no it's still funny it's funny to say like like it really did it like i think back in the new grounds days and even to an extent like recently i mean yeah recently a few years i mean i i remember

i remember there was a period where i thought i thought it was funny for because it was edgy and you and i grew up in south carolina too and like we were surrounded by that type of shit all right right yes but i don't know maybe i just maybe i just a lot i don't get it anymore but like i i that's just not what i find like edgy funny it feels just to a point now where it's like that's the punch line like when that's used as the punch line it's like okay yeah because it's like i guess it's expected from that type of humor so when you when you know what type of humor it is someone uses like oh this is just a symptom of that type of it's like it's like the why did the chicken cross the road of edgy jokes yes you know

yeah it's like okay you use the n-word i get it but but but yeah i mean tom hanks son um i bet tom hanks is just like oh damn it god fucking damn it I wonder if he became like that just because of the pressure of his father being such a you know groundbreaking actor who everyone around the world knows who he is he probably just fucking lost his shit and like had some sort of mental crisis when he found out that his dad had AIDS

he doesn't have AIDS you sure about that? you gonna call this episode Tom Hanks has AIDS? yes Tom Hanks is gonna send us a fucking lawsuit or something like defamation of character I don't have AIDS I have been boarded by three armed pirates I mean technically he does have AIDS because I'm sure he has people who help him like secretaries and assistants so that's the defense like be like oh the South Park one yeah but we do that was a good play on words when AIDS? Yeah. I love how they made an episode making fun of Jared before any of the actual things about Jared was known.

I wonder if, like, in the community, the advertisement community, if like, it was kind of like a hush-hush thing, and it just finally came out. Jared, Jared's got, Jared does, he's a diddler. How do you find, how does that conversation come about between diddlers? Like- Hey, you a diddlers? Like. Hey, you a diddler? Yeah, you. Like randomly, like you're sitting like by the office cooler and it's like, dude, I looked at this illegal girl the other night.

Haha. Nice. Me too. Are we, what? Whoa, dude. It's like stepbrothers. Like, did we just become diddlers? Yep.

I know. Did we just become diddle best friends? Let's make a, let's make a we just become diddlers? Yep. I know. Did we just become diddle best friends? Let's make a movie called The Diddlers. And it's about two men who become best friends over their love of diddling. No. Why? Because. Get Tom Hanks in it.

Okay. And Chet Hayes. Can they be the two best friends? Yeah. Tom Hanks and his son. Tom Hanks has been in so many great movies. His early stuff was fantastic. Big was really good.

What was the other one? Essentially everything that he starred in. He didn't have to star in anything after the 90s. After Forrest Gump? Yeah. It's sad, dude. Forrest Gump was amazing. Then you got Saving Private Ryan, which is fantastic.

So good. You have the porn parody Shaving Ryan's Privates. Because he has crabs i mean captain captain phillips was a great movie too i love that movie i saw it once i think i had i think i had a stick up my butt about it kind of like painting him as this oh definitely but like i guess same with the social network if you take away the actual what really happened and just look at it as like a movie i think it was was really good. It was directed by the born ultimate supremacy and identity dude, I think. It was directed by the guy who made.

Which is weird because it feels like a movie that would have been directed by Clint Eastwood. Shit. He directed something else. The guy that directed Captain Phillips. The Boston Bomber movie. Did he? I don't know. I'm trying to remember.

The guy that directed Captain Phillips directed something else that I liked. But he? I don't know. I'm trying to remember. The guy that directed Captain Phillips directed something else that I liked. But, like, I don't know. I thought what was actually really cool about Captain Phillips was that the Somali pirates, like the actors, were actually real guys that they just got from Somalia who then, the main guy was able to go on and have an acting career. He's had several roles, like small roles here and there. I've seen him in stuff, yeah. Like every now and then I'll see him and I'll be like, wait a second.

He was a taxi driver. Yeah, he was a taxi driver in New York City, I think. Yep. How did he land that role? He's a great actor though. He did a great job. Look at me.

Look at me. Look at me. I am the captain now. Sure, sure. Okay, sure. Yeah. I mean, technically I'm the captain,

but. Meanwhile, the real Captain Phillips is like, ah, come on, capture me. Come on, please. on please oh fuck he's getting a big old rock hard purple dick just hey guys we're bringing it back in at a random point because i just told a long story about ross and then uh we brought ross into interviewing about

it and then ross said you can't keep this in the podcast so i mean i i understand why i should have asked ross's permission ahead of time before telling a personal story about his penis but yeah just go go tweet at ross uh the super mega boys accidentally left in that part of the podcast but with that story with you in it i can't believe what you did you bad bad boy please angry angry face fire emoji let's Let's spray a little Febreze. Ah, Christmas. I wouldn't say it's... I'd say it's November.

Give me that. This is November. Not quite Christmas. That's like... You step into a fucking store, they have a mixture of this and that pine shit. This is between Halloween and Christmas. I guess. To me.

That's the smell. Bring it over. Let me whop some... That smells great, dude great dude god what's your favorite do you have like a specific favorite febreze mine is i think it's glade but it's the fresh linens uh febreze i don't have a favorite one i like switching it up depending on my mood i like switching it up depending on the room like i'm like i want my kitchen to smell like this and I want my my den to smell like this fresh linen more like John Lennon

god I still gotta go to a stand up night and do that joke I wanna film it I wanna film it so bad and I just wanna go oh my god I just wanna upload that one clip to Twitter. Fresh Linen? More like John Linen. Cause no one's gonna fuckin' laugh at that.

Or maybe I'll get a wild eruption of laughter. Smells so good, man. I can't stop squirtin' this stuff. Can't get enough of it. Okay, Google. Play the High School Musical soundtrack. People are just like, this is the fifth time in this episode my phone's done

this shit ryan i'm sick of every episode making my phone do some stupid shit okay google what is high school musical just like god damn it stop it okay google what are the lyrics to bop bop bop bop to the top wipe away your inhibition doition. Do you remember that Hairspray song? Spit and drool up on my clit. That was the first draft of the song. Spit and drool up on my clit. I don't think we can keep this one. That was Ryan singing the Sharpay.

I think we gotta change Sharpay's lines here. Oh, come on. Are we not allowed to have fun writing these songs? Oh, come on. that's so disney yeah disney comes in and they're gonna change everything and make it so so fucking pc god i just got a notification an exclusive story um yeah youtube ran ads for more than 300 major brands and five u.s government agencies on channels promoting Nazis, pedophilia, and other extreme content.

Oh my god. Oh no, does this mean the ad situation is going to get so much worse? Just stop. And then people like us who are innocent in this thing are going to get fucked over? There comes an extent where YouTube can't keep track of every fucking video someone uploads. Do you know how many days of content is uploaded a day?

Yeah, it's like... I'm sure it's like several years of content uploaded a day. No's like it's i'm sure it's like several years of content no it's a billion um it's some ridiculous thing like a billion minutes are uploaded every day or something these things aren't youtube sponsored it's just the thing okay here's how the ad for those who are stupid like these old fucks who keep writing these goddamn stupid editorials. The internet, YouTube works like this mostly. It's a site where people host whatever content they want. And the site is so popular and brings in a wide variety of people that people just happen to advertise on them.

And yes, that means some ads show up on videos that I guess some companies don't agree with. But it doesn't, but unless a company is directly advertising with someone, whether it's a brand deal or something, I could see the fault in that. That's different. That's another story. Basically, the way it works is like,

so let's say that there's a channel that's very creepy, like a diddler's channel. Yeah. You watch his video, you get an ad for Coke before. That's not Coke directly advertising on him. That's Coke gives ads to YouTube, and then YouTube, youtube if your video is monetized will put it on whatever video is monetized but now youtube's changed it so like you have to have a certain amount of views and a certain amount of this and that to like even begin to start making money um okay i noticed something

that happened um while uploading a gamecrumbs animated today it remember that form that popped up yeah where it's like, please rate this video before you can monetize it. And I think there was this form. Either I had to check a box that said, um, this video does not have profanity, this or that,

this and that, or I had to go through and list like exactly like how strong is their profanity? Is there any sexual content into what nature is the sexual content? Is there violence? You know, those game Grumps dude, I swear to god if

we have to start filling out those forms for every video yeah I mean just put it it's it's clean because I mean yeah of course but it's just just these it's just people attacking a website like yeah YouTube has its faults but they don't

really rely in supporting Nazis and racism. Their problems lie on being a company that doesn't listen to its viewer base, yes. Like, I think that there is, of course, certain content that shouldn't be allowed on YouTube. Because at the end of the day, YouTube is a privately owned business. It's not a government-owned thing where it's not, like, by removing, like, a Nazi's channel, that's not infringing on their freedom of speech because youtube is owned by google yeah and google is a private organization so they do have the right to do that yeah so i see a lot of people getting like saying that like youtube is like censoring free speech and it's like they're technically like twitter they can remove accounts

it's their right technically it's not infringing on your first amendment right but i do think that um advertisers should not pull out of the site as a whole because of a few bad eggs that happen to have ads run on their videos because then that damages channels like us who um you know we're trying our best to make a living uh doing this and then when we get damaged because dumbass you know nazis are uploading videos that get ads put on them because there's so much content on YouTube they can't monitor all of it. That sucks. That really sucks for us. And for everyone else, like, Report of the Week.

Wonderful guy, wonderful channel. For him to get, like, ads pulled and stuff because, you know, these other channels that promote pedophilia or extremist views, it's like, that sucks, you know? Or Rob Dyke. Like, his shit got taken down. And, yeah, he deals with, like, murder. But, like, come on. That's true TV stuff. Like the stuff he uploads isn't, is you'd find it on television.

I just, I just have a big problem with the way people go about trying to just bully companies into being like, oh, you're morally corrupt because this thing that nobody really was aware of bubble. I don't know. It's just the whole thing of attacking people's ads like, ha ha, we're going to we're going to bully your ads and make them scared to promote you, even though you're doing nothing wrong. I think that there's a difference when it's something like this and when it's like actual advertisers working with someone with extremist views and they pull those ads. Just wait, Matt. Working with someone with extremist views and they pull those ads.

Just wait, Matt. We're going to get some cockroach of an editorial writer and he's going to go through all of our videos and pick all the times where we said something and take it out of context. And that's another topic. We've been doing this channel for two years and obviously our sense of humor has changed. And we've changed as people because we're at a very – from starting this channel now, it's been a very big period of growth as humans because when we started i was 19 20 yeah and now i'm 22 and like your early 20s is a time where you're changing a lot and of course well you're changing constantly as a human yeah so and and you know i've i've learned a lot i had just moved out to la like i i've i've i've changed my humor a lot and of course there's a million things on Super Mega that I've said that looking back, I'm like, I wish I hadn't said that.

That's not cool. I'm not proud of that joke I made. That joke was too far that I made. I wish I hadn't said that, et cetera, et cetera. A lot of eye rolling. There's a lot of eye rolls that I get when watching. A lot of our past content is fine, but there's some jokes every now and then. Or if I made fun of another YouTuber or someone and there where i'm like you know like or or

i made or like if i if i made fun of another youtuber or someone else i'm like you know what i didn't need to do that that was uncool yeah and it's too late now to remove or anything it was a part of that whole phase and i'll be honest with it was a part of that whole phase with super mega where it's like let's be edgy let's be edgy we're the cool let's players we don't we don't give a fuck that whole shit yeah and and it's like you know like stick there's a there's yeah i mean we've both said a lot of things on the internet i'm sure here and there i'm sure we're continuing to say things that in the future we're going to be yeah fuck i mean it's part of growing up and and you know there's so many things i regret i'm sorry

i'm not jesus christ i know and like looking back there's things where i'm like fuck shouldn't have said that but it's like you know you can only like i guess move forward and and accept that stuff and and change going forward to not say shitty things yeah i don't know i feel like i've changed a lot since super mega started just as a person so of course not everything's still gonna line up with with how i feel now but i mean i don't know that's that's also the danger of documenting everything every day on the internet is you know you you get some bad things in there that you're like, well. Makes you easier to attack. The more stuff you have online just makes it easier to attack.

But I mean, like, obviously those things aren't things I would still say or stand with. But, you know, what can you do? Nothing. Nothing at all? Nope. You just got to wait for the hate mob to stop because whenever an article like that goes out there's a lot of people that don't do the research that just take the words that's true and and they just they just have to deal with it you just have

to fucking you got it you got to kind of accept it yeah and just kind of you know if and if you did say something shitty apologize and just be honest about it like that's the that's the number one thing like all i'm like let's go back to like jake or logan like they're appalled like or logan paul's apology super corporate super bullshit right with the the music and the close-up of his hands and just all that shit um i honestly don't know what he could have said to like no i think he kind of fucked up beyond belief yeah i'm kind of biased in that situation so i don't see him in my eyes really really helping himself out like no dude he kind of after that he he there was always like a tinge of like he's a dick but he's just doing his own thing he's he's he found success doing his own shit there's shitty things you can come back from and i feel like

that's filming a man who would hung himself and putting in the thumbnail and then acting like like oh it's just yeah it's like no you are a shitty person for that dude yeah you use that for views and money and you know and it's just like i knew what type of person i thought he was before that and that just kind of clarified it kind of confirmed the bias yeah exactly um and it's it's kind of not hard for the when you look at those types of YouTubers to see that but when you're a kid those types of YouTubers the best way I can describe it is those types of

YouTubers it's like with little kids it's like throwing a squeaking bouncing light up ball for a dog it's like they are attracted to it because it's bright and it looks fun and it's like whoa whoa that looks so much fun oh my god i wish i had all that money i wish my i wish i had that many girls wow girls i'm just getting into girls and i'm hitting puberty so i'm very interested in them blah blah blah blah blah wow boobies in the thumbnail all that's like it's like i totally see

why kids watch it yeah as long as they don't and you know it's like if kids want to watch that that's fine they're kids yeah but as long as they don't and you know it's like if kids want to watch that that's fine they're kids yeah but as long as they don't you know they're not influenced by that content and turn out like that which the dangerous thing is by watching that a lot of them take that as a role model and and go on to some of them can turn out like that and that's dangerous and i don't want this to turn into me attacking kids like who are underage because they're kids and they're gonna watch but you know they're not fully developed they're gonna watch what they want to watch and they're gonna watch what seems fun and flashy of course yeah but what i'm kind of gearing towards is

now i gotta be careful here because they're not 18 yet and they have a lot of room to grow but i find a i find it troubling when i see people such as bad baby or Jacob Sartorius, these are people who are young, who are so encompassed with the success. Cause a lot of the young kids, they don't end up getting success and they end up growing up and they're like, Oh wow. That was a phase of mine.

I'm glad I grew out of that. But it seems like, I don't know when I was a kid, there weren't these like big kids, celebrities around you. The celebrities were like boy bands and like even YouTubers weren't that just like smosh and fred is like shane dawson and smosh you know yeah but i'm even talking like right now you have kids like jacob and like all these people you say what you want about them i'm just saying that i think it's very it's it's not good for someone

that young to be exposed to the public eye to that extent. Because when I was young, the only forum I had to publicly express myself was Club Penguin, RuneScape, Habba Hotel, that type of stuff when I was really young. But kids now have Twitter. They have all these things that you can go back and see what they've said.

And when you say some stupid shit when you're a kid. Yeah, and not only that, but you can really fuck up what's going on in your life when you're young. By saying some dumb shit that you're unaware of is, you know, not socially acceptable. If your school finds out. Yeah. You know, all that stuff. Like, if you're 16, I think you can get a job at, like, 16 or 15. 15, 16?

Yeah. That's the thing is, like, you know, like, say there's a nine-year-old on twitter doesn't understand like i guess the delicacy of like racial issues yeah he thinks you know racist jokes are funny because he's nine years old yeah makes a racist joke and then that comes back to bite him in the ass when he tries to get a job shit like that it's like it's a big i think being that age and having such wide access to and i don't think there's anything wrong with him having access to the internet. I think that- I think it's definitely a larger responsibility

and I think there's a lot of negative aspects that come with it. And I think the first generation will learn that maybe the painful way. And I think that also going back to like Logan Paul and kids are gonna watch what is flashy and fun and you can't blame them for that. That's why I think the responsibility falls

on the creators to be role models. And you know what? We're not good role models. No, no, not at all. But our content is not made for that. That's why I think the responsibility falls on the creators to be role models. And you know what? We're not good role models. No, no. But our content is not made for children. We're not gearing it towards kids. We're Logan Paul clear, like he knows his audience and he's making it for that audience. You know, like they clearly understand what audience they're going for. They are clearly gearing it

towards that audience. Right, right. We, yeah, kids watch our shit, but we're not making stuff for kids right kids just happen to watch our stuff logan and them they know exactly what their viewer base is what their audience is i don't know he literally has to look out his window to see his his his viewer base yeah you know and it's young young kids and honestly recently whenever i see someone that's recognized me they've always been around my age like i know we have a lot of young fans but i know there's a lot of fans that are our age that stick with us and i don't think that

logan or jake have that i mean i know there are some 20 year old fans or 40 year old fans there's always going to be those and the parents my dad's a huge fan of jake paul yeah but i i feel like to to be a fan of them you kind of have to be a dick because if you're old enough to understand like if you're older yeah yeah you have to you have to i guess be a dick or so completely unaware it's socially unaware yeah and i think that um i i don't know that maybe i'm judging people too hard but it just seems like is that because are they the this is gonna sound fucked up but to kids are logan and jake the jackass of their generation like the people who do a lot of fucked up but to kids are logan and jake the jackass of their generation like the people who do a lot of fucked up things like jackass was fun for us and i'm sure a lot of

adults that watch jackass or older people that watch jackass um i don't know my dad loved jackass actually my dad loved it too so the thing is it's like i don't know the jackass guys always showed humility yeah which logan and paul they were dicks a lot of the time in public too. And they did a lot of stuff like fuck up hotel rooms. They did all that. Yeah. They did some of the same shit that these people did. I think what's most alarming to me about the Paul brothers is the lack of humility to where

they flaunt things so much. And I think that's. Their persona is based on their ego. And that's a really bad thing to teach young people growing up. Yeah, that's all about me, me, me, me, me, me. Yeah, and also on top of that, people like Jacob Sartorius and Bad Baby and Lil Tay or whatever their names are. It's like, I feel like when you're that young, you can't comprehend humility and an ego yet. Yeah.

So you... Well, you're all ego at that age. Yeah, exactly. When you're young, you're all ego because you haven't had the life experiences to teach you humility to teach you uh really what it's like to have a big ego so when you start that young that kind of sets the stage for the rest of your life to have a big ego and i hate to break it to you guys but no one likes somebody with a big big ego people with big egos are really no fun to be around they it's um it's very it's very obvious when you're around someone and it's exhausting to be around someone with a big ego i've known

many people with big egos and it's just like oh my god i'm just glad i don't have a big ego same dude i'm probably the most humble person i know same high five god they make so much fucking money anyway um and we're so fucking jacked and hot and women want to fuck us. We have the biggest pieces. And men want to fuck us too. Men want to fuck us too. Hell yeah. Men want to fuck us. I go to bed at night thinking, God, men want to fuck me and all my money.

Reminds me of the bad guy from Master of Disguise. Yes. Okay. Daniel had it on like years ago. I think it was before we moved out here and he was just watching it. Like he had it on and he was watching it with his mom and his I think it was before we moved out here. And he was just watching it. Like he had it on and he was watching it with his mom and his sister. And it was really bad.

But I legitimately laughed when the villain was laughing because I forgot this was a joke. And then I know I'm so mature. But the villain, he's like. It got a legitimate laugh out of me. It's funny, dude. It's funny. Farts will never not be funny. And girls, you know. Farts will never not be funny And girls You know Farts are universally funny

I guarantee Girls think I know for a fact Girls think farts are funny They're just more on the down low about it Yeah Right? I want

Okay We need a movement Where women can more openly embrace Fart Like fart culture And farts It's called queef culture man Well no

Because I feel like a lot of girls They feel like they can't fart And they can't joke about farts because that's not womanly. Everyone does it and it's funny. It doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl. It doesn't matter what color your skin is. If you fart, that shit's funny to me. I just pray.

It's like if I had a girlfriend, you know, the number one thing would be is like if you fart, I'm going to laugh. I'm not going to be disgusted. I don't think most guys would be disgusted. No, that's a myth. Is that like a 50s thing? I don't know like I feel like assholes get disgusted hey honey did you make dinner how dare you yeah it's like that's how it would go back then but now it's like hey hey what's up oh god that laugh kills me dude it. It's so sudden. Like, I think that, I think the biggest step in a relationship is not the first kiss. It's the first fart.

That's like when you've reached like real comfortability. It's like, wow. We were talking about just like, God, kids don't know. They got to mature. They're watching these Logan Paul, Jake Paul. And it's like, man, farting. Our next conversation is about how funny farts are. Our content isn't geared towards kids.

And then like, how many fart sound effects have played since then? I've probably made two, three farts. We're talking about how funny farts are. God, we just destroyed our entire argument. Let's just end the podcast. Wait, wait. Before we go, on the topic of fans and being recognized and stuff,

I want to say that I ran into a bunch of you guys at the Renaissance Fair recently. And we're going to run into more. Well, you will. I wasn't there that time, but I'll be there next time we go to the Renaissance Fair. Yeah, and I really can't express enough how grateful we are for everyone who listens and supports. And the people that we meet in real life who come up to us like we can't express how grateful and and nice you guys are and and it really means a lot when you guys come up and and say that you like our stuff and like i don't know never be afraid like we i

promise we're not gonna be dicks if you come if you see us in public from a distance even we look busy just come up and say hey we love that just don't like yell in our faces about it don't don't suck my dick i'm looking for my fucking do-rag dude what's your do-rag girl i can't find it is it gone you weren't wearing it when you came in was i not you weren't wearing it it must have fallen off much earlier oh man anyway guys uh we love you so much thank you for some on twitch yeah tv slash eli rye mcgee and twitch.tv slash mh watson oh you got it and twitter matt h watson. Watson, Eli Ryan McGee. And teasing it, we do have a Patreon coming soon, so keep your eyes out for that.

Not sure how soon, but we also, holy shit, we got lots of new stuff on the way. We're actually really excited. And this is not one of those times where we're like, we got new stuff on the way, and then nothing happens. We really do have some. We're actually recording some of that this week. We got some big new shows on the way, so get excited.

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