supermegashow - EP 9 - Steve Harvey Sucks

Episode Date: February 24, 2017

Matt blows the top off of this so called "Steve Harvey" clown. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Yeah, you didn't wake up until like 5 today, really. Well, get out of bed. You woke up probably around, what, noon? But stayed in bed until like 5. I should probably see a doctor, because I think there might be something wrong with me. It's weird, because the thing is, no matter what time I go to bed, I'll still wake up at like 2 or 3 and still not feel rested. So maybe I should see a doctor, Ryan. Maybe I have cancer. Well, anyway, guys, welcome back to Super Megacast. Last week, we talked about how we were going to go see a movie called Swiss Army Man starring Daniel Radcliffe and Paul Dano. Is it Dano or Dano?

Dano. Dano. Well, Ryan, what did you think of the movie? Let's hear it. I thought it was refreshing and different from the usual fodder that's released to cinemas nowadays. There's my pretentious quote for the day. But, like, I mean, if we're talking about it, most things that are coming out follow the same formula. Very cookie-cutter movies. most things that are coming out follow the same formula very cookie cutter movies even though this you know um movie follows just the kind of plot formula of like the climax and all that stuff but

it was just a very it was a different premise than you usually get of course being that there's a dead body that has all these magical tricks up its sleeve uh when you want to use it for survival yeah yeah so just for the people that don't know what we're talking about, Swiss Army Man is a movie that is in theaters as of the time of this podcast being released. And it is about a man marooned on an island and he finds a dead body played by Daniel Radcliffe that washes up on the shore. And he is mentally insane and he believes that the body is alive. And throughout the movie, it's him trying to find civilization and he's using the body as like a machine gun. Like a Swiss Army man, Swiss Army knife, you know.

Yeah, it has a bunch of uses. But that is basically the gist of the movie. And if you haven't seen it, go watch the trailer or go watch the movie. If when you're listening to this, the movie is online. It's a very good movie. But that's just a quick all the movie in one. Synopsis. Yeah, synopsis.

But overall, I thought the movie, like what Ryan said, was very refreshing because it was weird. And I don't think there's enough weird movies that come out these days because most movies are very Hollywood. Tame. Yeah, very simple plot. You know, you can guess the – if you you show me a movie trailer odds are you can guess the entire plot of the movie from the trailer yeah swiss army man wasn't like that at all when ryan and i ryan first showed me the trailer a few months ago we were both like really perplexed by it and it was this like what the what the fuck is this movie gonna be it's so bizarre and that

that's what made me want to see in the first place place. Not only that, but the cast. Paul Dano and Daniel Radcliffe working together is amazing. I love Paul Dano ever since I've seen him in Little Miss Sunshine, and of course then seeing his work continue on into There Will Be Blood and other movies, of course, in the future. Those are the two movies that I think of when Paul Dano comes to mind. And Daniel Radcliffe is coming out of the whole Harry Potter era, I think, just perfectly. It's very smart that he's picking these types of roles. They're different.

They're weird. It puts them out there. And you and I even saw a trailer where he plays, like, an undercover neo-Nazi. Yeah, neo-Nazi. So, I mean, I'm loving that Daniel Radcliffe is getting out from that Harry Potter thing, and he's doing a fucking great job at it, in my opinion. Yeah that Daniel Radcliffe is getting out from that Harry Potter thing and he's doing a fucking great job at it

in my opinion yeah Daniel Radcliffe because you know most actors after they play one big role it's really hard for them to separate themselves from that role and to move on and do other big things you know a lot of big actors

after playing a big role they go on and play other roles but they never play anything that is seen as like a big significant role yeah like Bryan Cranston for example is doing what Daniel Radcliffe is doing They go on and play other roles, but they never play anything that is seen as a big, significant role. Like, Bryan Cranston, for example, is doing what Daniel Radcliffe is doing. Because he was... After Malcolm in the Middle ended, everyone's like, well, how's he ever going to be in anything else? And then he did Breaking Bad, which was ten times bigger than Malcolm in the Middle.

And now people are thinking the same thing. How is he going to do anything else? But he has been coming out with movies that have been at least critically successful. There was Trumbo. The Inf Infiltrator is coming out too. Yeah. Which is kind of funny because now he's playing the opposite of what he played in Breaking Bad. He's playing an undercover cop that's trying to bust Pablo Escobar,

which is like one of the biggest drug kingpins in history. So it looks like an interesting movie, and I do want to see that. But back to Swiss Army, man. I mean, you know know we'll go into more depth into like reviews and stuff when we get our movie review segment underway on super mega yeah but um uh let's just go around the thing would you recommend it matt oh absolutely i actually want to see it again in theaters because i don't know it it was so weird and different but it was so charming and also so i don't know it's a movie that after it ended, I thought about it a lot.

It's one of those, because most movies you see, you leave the theater and you're like, oh, that was a good movie. And then you don't really think about it that much again, but this is one of those movies that as days went on after I saw it, I was still thinking about it. And I think movies that do that to me, that stay in my head, to me, I think that means it's a really good movie. And I really enjoyed the cinematography. The soundtrack was, I fucking love the soundtrack. Ryan and I have been singing it all week. Pop popcorn, dude. Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.

I definitely recommend it, and I'm going to have to take you up on that. We're going to have to go see it again because, as as you said after the movie ended i i was perplexed but i was also just kind of reinvigorated to try to jump into that whole world and just kind of like not pick it apart necessarily but kind of look at things knowing how it plays out just kind of now paying attention to all the like minor things uh that you usually look out for in a second watch um it's definitely a fun immature movie that handles mature topics very well super immature um yeah but like it hit like ah it's it's such a feel-good movie it is like the montage is in it even though they're one of the songs uh on the album is montage it's like the main theme to the movie is called that but like the montage there's it's just i haven't felt

this happy in a movie in a long time and it's and it's i think it's strictly montage it's just i haven't felt this happy in a movie in a long time and it's and it's i think it's strictly because it's just you're looking at it from a different perspective than you would you know boy meets girl you know nerdy boy meets extrovert girl who shows him how to be himself boy meets dead corpse and it's it's funny because these montage scenes in the movie it's like it's this guy in this dead body secluded from civilization but it makes you feel so warm in your heart because i don't know to me it emulated the feeling that i felt as a kid playing in the woods with my best friends sorry one more thing about the movie uh we'll get on to other topics

of course after this is just i have to commend it for practical effects. I love that they did things practically. You and I saw a featurette on YouTube where it showed us that they didn't bitch out on all this stuff by going the green screen route. They didn't do any CGI. They didn't do any, like, fake special effects with a computer. All the effects in the movie were done. At least most of the effects. Yeah, most of them.

But we saw this featurette that showed that like all this all the fire all of the you know all the effects in the movie were practical yeah like when it as you said when it comes to like them catching on fire when it comes to like uh certain scenes when uh the bus they made is kind of moving and shaking and uh you can see the crew members standing around throwing leaves into the scene and with fans and everything and it's so great to just kind of see all these people using their imagination with a movie about imagination. Yeah, I think that's the biggest thing that sets this movie apart is so many movies are made by big Hollywood studios by a bunch of dudes in suits in a room.

And the whole point of the movie is how can we make a movie that people will go see that will get a lot of money will sell a lot of tickets and you can tell that this movie was more of a passion project between these two directors that daniels yeah that they they wanted to make something imaginative and fun and weird and they weren't afraid if it wasn't going to not sell a lot of tickets they made what what they wanted to make. And overall, it came out to be a really fucking amazing movie. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because, you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain.

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it. Go see it. If you enjoy this segment of the podcast then you will enjoy the little movie review show we have cooked up for you that will come out in the future. Yes! We're also not paid by this movie to promote it. We just really like it.

Uh, also, uh, you know what just came out? Like, an hour ago? Yeah, what came out an hour ago, Ryan? Pokemon Go! What? Sounded like a hook

and like a trap song. Pokemon Go! Hey! Yeah, but by the time we're recording this podcast, I think pokemon go came out like two hours ago and um we both just downloaded it and we've been playing it messing around with it and we actually just uh there's a video on our channel i think right now yeah by the time this podcast comes out there's a video of us messing around with pokemon go on the channel so so go check

that out but just released today yeah it's a it's a fun it's a fun little mobile game it's different and it is i don't know it gets you out it gets you outside uh gets you to like explore um local kind of things like there's this painting that i had no i thought it looked like graffiti to me but for some reason um this painting is a part of this app in terms of like you get to learn about it. Yeah, so there's this painting kind of near where we live, and it popped up on our Pokemon Go app and gave us facts about it. And then we went there, and because we went there, we got three Pokeballs. So it was like, whoa, that's actually really cool.

So the app seems like it wants you to get out and actually learn about where you are and shit like that. We're Bulbasaur buddies, dude. Yeah, we both have a little Bulbasaur. Hey, Ryan, do you mind if I just climb on my Segway real quick? Sure, of course. I'll be here. There you go. Segway on to the next topic.

I want to talk a little bit, Ryan, about our disgusting, disgusting habits. So every night for probably the past week, Ryan and I will, at about midnight, we'll walk to 7-Eleven. Yep. We'll buy about $20 worth of candy and process disgusting shit like 7-Eleven donuts. Donuts, dude. Got to get those donuts. Oh, that cotton candy that you mentioned.

Oh, God. 7-Eleven sells cotton candy in these little cups, and it's cherry, and it's fucking delicious. So if you live near a 7-Eleven, go see if they have it. Promoting childhood obesity since... 2016. High five. But yeah, every night we'll go out and we'll buy like $20 worth of shit, and we'll come back and we'll sit down on our couch.

How do you always do that during a podcast? The burp? No, like you always throw up in your mouth. I didn't throw up in my mouth. I just burped. Because like, it's just like every time

I'm sitting there editing and all of a sudden, sorry about that. Okay, because I'm always like literally every 10 seconds I have this weird like esophageal like spasm and I burp,

but they're not like regular burps. It's like down near my, near my cert not my cervix cervix is a part of a vagina near my uh near my diaphragm near your urethra dude yeah and and actually i legitimately need to go to a doctor because i have such bad acid reflux reflex what i don't know what it's called dude but but someone told me they were like yeah constant burping like that is a sign of cancer and i'm like oh great so i probably should go to a doctor but back to what

i was saying these two topics actually kind of correlate okay um ryan and i will plop down on the couch and put on like youtube or netflix and we'll just like eat all this shit for like two hours oh it's so good it's so good we should top ten videos. We got Rob Dyke turned up to Max. Yeah, we watched all these creepy top ten, like top ten proof of alien life. We watched so many top ten videos, and never will we watch a Matthew Santoro top ten video. No, because his face scares the fuck out of me.

It scares Matt. We can't watch him. I'm too scared of him. When we saw him at VidCon, I had to leave the room. It's like a parent trying to bring their kid to a movie because the parent wants to see it, but they don't want to charge for a babysitter, and the kid's like, no, the movie scares me, just please, just come on. Like, YouTube's like, please watch it.

And we're both like, no, we don't want to. He's scary. He looks scary. Looks like he just busted out of, like, an insane asylum, like a psych ward, and he's going to kill me. It looks like he creates a photo, like, shot and the Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonder Shit. Alice in Underpants. The porn version. It's like he was made in a lab by YouTube to create top ten videos.

It's like, we must create the perfect host. God, yeah, yeah, yeah. Perfect energetic host to host these top ten videos. Some mad scientist were like, let's give him creepily perfect teeth. Some stereotypical German scientist. Yeah, he's like a creation, like a monster creation in a lab. This is my creation. He's alive.

Matthew Zantoro. We love you, Rob Dyke. Yeah, Rob Dyke doesn't put himself, well, yeah, he does actually, but Rob Dyke has this creepy. He barely puts himself in the thumbnails. But when he does, I don't mind clicking it, because he's got this creepy little charm to him that's like... It's like, ooh, spooky. God, it's like...

Rob Dyke, I have to commend him. It's like he got a... What is it? He got a Spike TV show onto YouTube. He's like, Volleyball is usually a sport where there are a lot of ups, but unfortunately for this family, their day came crashing down. Like that type of stuff.

And I love it. It's so creative, and it's just like a little show. It's like he's writing a high school essay. And he has to write, like, his opening paragraph. And he's like, for most people, a ride on the subway is a part of their daily life. But for one man in 2005, it's just like he creates all these wonderful little openings and closings. I love him. I want to give him a big kiss.

If I die, mark it down in the books. If either one of us die, we want Rob Dyke to come to our funeral and be the – what is it? A eulogy? Yeah, a eulogy. Just perform a eulogy. A Googlist? From Zoolander. But yeah, I want him to come and perform a eulogy at my funeral, and I want him to just read it out like,

Matt Watson! And just read out some goofy fucking eulogy written by someone trying to write a high school essay. Gotta love Rob Dyke. Gotta love the Dykes. Is Dyke a bad word? How bad of a word is Dyke? I thought Dykes is Dyke a bad word? how bad of a word is Dyke? I thought Dyke is just

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Order up for Rebelsis. I don't think so. I don't know. Okay, well, we'll keep it in. I don't know what's offensive. Give us, give us. I think it would be more offensive if we just like, to all the fucking gross dykes out there. Like, that would, that would be offensive.

I think we're just like, kind of like figuring out like what the word means. like to all the fucking gross dykes out there like that would that would be offensive i think we're just like kind of like figuring out like what the word means yeah like we're not like we're not over here like throwing out some hate speech we're just legitimately trying to figure out a not commonly used slur like we leave the hate speech up to the professionals over at the westboro baptist church and keemstar good good they should like do a collab video oh my god they should do you know how they do those like uh like song parodies yeah they should do one of uh found a dollar found a found a dollar it'd be like found a jesus found a found a jesus i don't think well i don't know but i found a jesus in bethlehem that that sounds like a great a great a great westboro

baptist church parody but if you've seen their music videos it's never like found jesus it's like thank god for dead soldiers to the tune of like lady gaga god they're so fucked up oh my god like um i i don't know if anyone listening has seen i'm sure a lot of you have seen their music videos but what the westboro baptist church does is they will take popular songs and then make like like music video parodies of these songs, but they replace it with stuff like, if you're gay, if you're gay, you will then burn in hell. Yeah, that type of shit. That's good, dude. Is that actually one of their songs? I don't know. Sounds like it. You should be a writer, Ryan.

For them? Yeah, if Super Megger... Super Megger. If Super Megger ever goes down the drain, Ryan, I say you and I pack our stuff, move to Wichita, Kansas, and join the Westboro Baptist Church and produce high quality videos for them. What do you say? Hail God.

Hail God? Hail God, dude. So you just walk into their church, just hail God. Hail God. Ryan, I got something to talk about. Yeah? Explain to me why every fucking children's cereal it's a mascot either chasing the kids for the cereal or they're chasing him for the cereal.

Why can't – no, seriously, think about it. Like Lucky Charms, Trix, Apple Jacks, it's always fucking like people chasing each other for the cereal. Like it's some rare commodity and they can't just go to the store and fucking buy it. Cap'n Crunch, it's like he like bursts – he's like's like god because it's putting you in the club i have this oh i have this look at look at that i never thought about it that way it's like i i can't they just go to the store and buy the cereal and just coexist and enjoy the cereal well at that age the kid the the commercials are aimed at kids who then ask their parents that is oh my god i saw this like when cookie crisp came out i'm like chocolate chip cookies for cereal dad mom well my parents were divorced

so it was like dad then a week later mom give me some and then ryan cookie crisp ryan the lucky bastard would get two servings of cookie crisp you son of a bitch you lucky son of a bitch i'm so lucky for christmas i'd get two boxes of cookie crisps. You asshole! That's all you would get under each tree, one wrapped present, and it's a box of cookie crisps. I wanted some cookie crisps. I mean, the fucking, like, Apple Jacks dudes, like, there was like the Rasta. The Apple

and the Cinnamon thing. Yeah, the Cinnamon guy was like a Rasta guy that was... Were they chasing each other? Because they don't make those commercials anymore. No, the Apple was chasing the Cinnamon man. Man, I want some... anymore. No, the apple was chasing the cinnamon man. Man, I want some, smoke some weed and eat some Apple Jacks, man. I like, and remember the old Cap'n Crunch commercials? Like, they'd wish for Cap'n Crunch, I don't remember,

but then his ship would fucking come crashing through wherever the hell they were. Yeah. With that little, like, doo-doo-doo. The one exception to this whole thing are Froot Loops, right? Or they're probably not the only exception, but they're a big exception because it really only focuses on Toucan Sam. And at least when I was a kid, it focused on him and his little nephews or whatever. Yeah, his little nephews.

Kind of like Scrooge McDuck. Yeah, I remember those commercials. They don't... Dude, I haven't seen any recent cereal commercials. Well, you know I don't watch TV because Netflix and Hulu and HBO Now and all these things have come into fruition, which has pretty much canceled out the necessity of daytime television. I mean, as much as I would love to sit down and watch a little Nickelodeon, a little Disney Channel, I don't know what serial commercials are like nowadays. And I see them every now and then, whether it be when I'm at my cousin's house and they're watching TV or something like that. But it seems like they've lost that charm, that Lucky Charm.

Uh-oh. Get it? That's like my favorite cereal. Lucky Charms, I like Fruit Loops, to be honest. That's my favorite, then second has to be Fruity Pebbles. Fruity Pebbles, baby, Fruity Pebbles. And then third is just whatever I'm in the mood for. Yeah, that's a good way because I don't know if I have a favorite cereal.

It just depends on what I'm in the mood for. Yeah, I have my streaks. I like Honeycomb. I like Fruity I have a favorite cereal. It just depends on what I'm in the mood for. Yeah, I have my streaks. I like Honeycomb. I like Fruity Pebbles a lot. Adult cereals are good, like Banana Nut Crunch. Those are some good. They're good. I like Blueberry.

It's really hard to find, and I don't know if it's only in the South, but it's a cereal called Blueberry Morning where it's like these delicious little flakes, and then it's got blueberries, and it's super tasty. And I also like Raisin Bran a lot, Raisin Bran Crunch. It's got to be Raisin Bran Crunch. Of course. Otherwise, it's got blueberries and it's super tasty and i also like raisin bran a lot raisin bran crunch it's got to be raisin bran crunch otherwise it's it's just a bunch of sweet little crunchy bits yeah and those raisins but you know like the uh oh reese's puffs too remember the old commercials for reese's puffs reese's puffs peanut butter chocolate See, that's good marketing because now, like... That's ingrained.

Like, eight years later, eight to ten years later, we still remember that song. Exactly. There'll be times literally, like, probably, very rarely, but every now and then, like, I'll go into the shower and I'll be like, Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs. And I'll just, like, sing it in my head or I'll, like, sing it to myself. It's weird. How is that stuff ingrained? Like, you know, like, the National Anthem and all that shit?

I don't know the words to the National Anthem. Okay, we'll dumb it down. The Pledge of Allegiance. Why do we know all that? Why? Because from the time until I can remember, they made us say it every single day. Join in. Jesus loves me, this I know, for the Bible tells me so.

Little ones from here below, they are weak, but he is strong. I don't know anything beyond the Bible tells me so. Little ones from here below, they are weak, but he is strong. I don't know anything beyond the Bible tells me so. Wow. Is it un- I guess, did I have a bigger religious upbringing than you did? Well, I think- Because I was very into it for a long time. I think we grew up with different sects of Christianity that were very different.

And I think that you were in the type of Christianity that sang more of those songs. Because my family was always- I was in a Methodist church. songs because my family was always methodist church yeah my family was always uh very no no we were anglican we were always oh we went to a really contemporary church okay so it was very like modern and we didn't sing that stuff but did you did you have the please turn to in page 409 no no no okay that's the type of church we had and then we had the early service that were like jesus is cool yeah we we had a we had a rock band and i but there was also another church next to us that was part of our church but it was for like old people and they would play the organ and it was like seven in the morning ah and my i think we went to it once and it was that was god awful oh you gotta wake up at the crack of dawn and listen to a bunch of old people.

You can smell their breath and shit, and they all smell bad. Yep, I hate old people. But does it make me un-American, Ryan? Do you just want to grab your rifle and your American flag and kill me for not knowing the words to the national anthem? Let's sing the national anthem. Let's see how much I know. No, I definitely don't know it. Let's try.

Is it? Okay, this sounds really bad. Is the national anthem the one that goes, Oh, say can you see? Okay. All right, God. Some patriotic people are going to give me a lot of shit. Is the national anthem and the Star Spangled Banner the same thing?

No. Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light For so proudly We skipped a whole bunch of shit. Why is it getting so peppy and bright right off the bat? Every time I'm at a baseball game, which is not very often, but every time I'm at any sports event, they're like, please rise for the national anthem.

I'm like, fuck. It reminds me of like North Korea when I see that at a stadium, just everyone stands up. And they have their hands over their heart. Oh. Oh. You know, it's like. Oh. So. Oh. Oh. You know, it's like.

Oh. Oh. We're going to get a lot of shit because there's a lot of. There's a lot of. Nationalism. People that are like super patriotic, super American. And there's nothing wrong if you're into that. But I think it's a little silly to get offended by like.

You don't know the lyrics to the national anthem. You're not Americans. Why do you even live here? It's like a lot of people don't realize that you know there's so many fucking cultures out there and so much other shit and i don't mean to sound like a pretentious cultured asshole that's the thing of america we're a melting pot why are we trying to like be like america just when it's like when we accept when we're supposed to at least accept other countries we don't have a clear history of doing that we live in los angeles and

before i moved here i had never seen so many different races, religions, types of people in one place. It's pretty much just white and black where we live. Yeah, it's just there's not really any Mexicans. There's not really – there's like no Muslims, barely any Asians. So it's like coming to L.A. was this massive eye-opening cultural punch in the face. And I think people should focus more on america is this great place where it doesn't matter what country you're from you can come here and everyone can have a chance at doing something not this like oh you're not american fuck you ryan ryan's actually uh not an

american because he has i am an american nope he's he's part middle eastern somewhat yeah trump would be pissed about that yeah he told me to go back home what what wait what percent is like middle eastern are you like i'm like 25 because your mom is half middle eastern right yeah okay from arabic well she she moved to um lebanon she was born in libya and then moved to lebanon then of course because the civil war conflict going on there i mean they have a lot of conflicts go they did have a lot. They probably still do. Last year's Civil War or this year's Civil War? It's just like...

It's just, yeah, but so they just moved to the U.S. early, and that's the summarized story of my mom coming to the U.S. That's the great story of Cecile and that sweet A-Rapoon. Ooh. Yep. Get yourself a slice today. Pre-order now and get some Cecile. Buy one, get one free.

Yeah, but... Love you you mom my my parents are just good old americans just good old white americans but anyway ryan uh we we we also want to take a moment uh as this podcast is nearing its end we we want to thank you guys for the unending support that you've been giving us the past few weeks um yeah views are great and not just that but like the like the comments they're all positive at least mostly from what i've seen and to get so many positive comments after such a big growth is a really cool thing to see because you know we get those mixtures of fuck you guys you guys are offensive uh but uh it's good to see that people are supporting this brand of humor and style of comedy and channel in general.

Yeah, and it's like – but a few weeks ago we got that bump from – Jack gave us a shout-out in one of his videos. And ever since then, the growth has been pretty constant, and it looks like the channel is on its way to bigger and better things. And we just want to say genuinely thank you for everyone who has subscribed, everyone who watches us on a daily basis, people that say they actually look forward to watching our videos. Just the people that come stop by every now and then. Yeah, just to give it a watch. Like, thank you so much because this is, you know,

what we basically do with our lives. This is why we live. This is why we moved across the country. This is what we do. So the fact that people actually support it and and enjoy it and show their friends and family it means a lot so really thank you guys for all the support recently we have a lot of good stuff on the way that you're not going to want to miss um but but anyways uh i i can't think of anything else to say so now

sorry let me save you um let me hop on this segue real quick. Let me climb on the back. Okay. Say something, Ryan. Get me out of this hole. Okay, here we go. Are you ready for this, Matt? I'm ready. You haven't fucking played Overwatch yet, dude.

I haven't played Overwatch. What the fuck? I bought it. I haven't played it. Just... But I think that... You know, I don't want to make any promises, but... We're supposed to shoot a video of some sort.

We're maybe going to do an Overwatch video about my first experience with Overwatch. Pretty much, we're forced to do this video of some sort maybe gonna do an overwatch video about my first experience with overwatch pretty much we're forced to do this because we just said it well i want to do it anyway so yeah uh keep your eyes open for that maybe it might not happen so don't hold us to that because but we want to we're big liars yeah we're we're huge liars we make promises we can't keep um just like normal fucking human beings. Oh, my God. It's almost like we make mistakes like humans. Oh, no.

You mean we're not some weird corporate machine that just pumps out content and smiles? Yes. Okay, real quick, back to commenters that get offended. It's funny when people take, like, they stumble upon our videos and they take their time to type out this like long comment about how like we riled their feathers up. It's just funny to me because it's like, no one's making you watch it. It's free content. If you don't like it, just go, just give it a dislike and move on. You don't have to write out this long post. It's like, not just that, but like when, when you're getting mad at someone for a different belief, you're doing, you're doing more harm to your side. You need to need to like i don't know i wish people were more understanding that people had different views

and like if we do something sometimes it may be offensive it may be wrong to say but like if your first instinct is to get mad then how do you expect us to even learn a little bit more or want to at least accept what you're saying if it comes off as an as an attack we're not going to really listen to your side that much we're not going to really listen to your side that much. We're not going to try to understand it. But if you, I don't know, I just feel like if you come at something with such volatile, just sharpened teeth and everything. Fuck you guys. Yeah. You're doing nothing but making yourself, I guess, try to look better in some moral way.

Because we all know that if you have a better moral compass than the person next to you that you have an open seat to shangri-la what yeah words to live by by ryan mcgee or in the words of steve harvey if you have a a good moral barometer i love have you ever seen that video no okay well steve harvey's a real piece of shit, by the way, and I, you can disagree with me, you can disagree with me, but Steve Harvey is a fucking asshole. There's a compilation online of Steve Harvey saying these awful fucking things, and it doesn't matter what your opinions are, Steve Harvey says some really shitty things. Isn't he like an iconic comedic figure? Steve Harvey? Yeah. Oh, yeah, okay, Steve Harvey, yeah, sorry, I don't know why, I was thinking of someone else. Yeah, but Steve Harvey's a real

asshole. I'm just, just throwing that out there. What does he do? What does he do that riles your feathers? He says a lot of really... Look, we're being mean back. Hey, guys, remember, if you don't agree with our point of view, it's just... Fuck you, Steve Harvey! No, but Steve Harvey is kind of an asshole.

If you don't believe me, go look up compilations of... Just search I hate Steve Harvey, and you'll see why he's just he says some really shitty things and you know he's allowed to have his own opinions but he's also kind of really shitty he says a lot of really kind of fucked up things fight us yeah fight us i would love to have steve harvey come on the podcast so i could debate him and speaking of steve harvey i just remembered when i was in middle school my bus driver would always have a little radio and she would always play steve harvey on the way to school and it was very obnoxious. Not because I disliked Steve Harvey at the time,

just because it was a very loud man on the radio at like 6.30 in the morning when I'm just trying to do my homework on the bus or take a little... This is why you hate him. This is the true root of... This is the subconscious hate. The seed of hate that Steve Harvey subconsciously planted in me as a child. Nope, and that sounded sexual. Steve Harvey planted his seed of hatred into you when you were just a young boy.

I was just a little boy on the bus and Steve Harvey planting his seed in me. Well, guys, that about does it for this episode of Super Megacast. We got into some pretty deep, some pretty touchy topics. But we promise these are just our opinions. If you don't like them, we're sorry. And they're subject to change at a moment's notice because people's opinions happen to change. Yes, so don't hate us for our opinions. Except if you're Hillary Clinton flip-flopping everywhere.

Oh, you stupid son of a bitch. But guys, we love you so much. Thank you so much for listening. Next week, we'll talk about some more fun topics that aren't so out there. But guys, thank you so much for listening next week we'll talk about some more fun topics that aren't so uh you know you know out there but but guys thank you so much for listening uh ryan do you have any last words cuckoo could chew what some i was were you doing the i am the walrus thing by the beatles what are you doing you're just making no noise now you're just making noise just Just say bye. Just say bye, Ryan.