supermegashow - EP 90 - A Million Big Ones

Episode Date: June 6, 2018

We talk theme parks, Yakuza 0, and what we would and wouldn't do for a million dollars. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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19-plus and physically located in Ontario. Gambling problem? Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connectsontario.ca. Welcome back to the 89th episode of, well, not welcome back to the 89th, just welcome back to the Super Mega Cast. It is the 89th episode. I am here with my friend Matthew Watson. What if, wait, wait, wait. What if I told you it wasn't the 89th episode?

Oh shit, it's the 90th. It's the 90th episode. Hold on. Pick up that intro again. I gotta restart it. All right, go ahead, buddy. Welcome back. It is the 90th episode of the Super Mega Cast.

Here we go, man. Here we go. We're the Super Mega Podcast. Whatever you want to call it, it's whatever you want it to be. But I mean, it is the Super Mega Cast. You can just call it the That One Podcast. Yeah, and it's whatever you want it to be. But, I mean, it is the Super Mega Cast. You can just call it that one podcast. Yeah, and it's strange. It's this weird thing.

If you like the podcast, you are able to go onto iTunes, search up Super Mega Cast, and it pops up. An even crazier thing is that you can actually rate the podcast and help us out by getting up there in the charts and supporting your boys. You could if you wanted. You know, by four or five stars. I prefer five stars. Yeah, five stars is great. But, you know, if you feel like we're faltering in any way, which we're not, you can lie and say four stars.

But, I mean, I would really prefer if you just give the five stars. Yeah, five stars would be nice. That's what I do to Uber drivers. You know, like, I always give Uber drivers five stars, and if I didn't like them, I just don't rate them. If I didn't like them i just don't rate them if i didn't like them it's usually like four stars i'm always i always feel bad giving uber drivers less than five i'm like because apparently like three stars is devastating so i'm just like well also think of it because like it's our responsibility as the passengers to help other passengers out like if you feel like your driver is unfit or unsafe in his travels,

then I think it's very important to rate that driver poorly. You know what, Ryan? That's true. I'm going to start giving all my drivers one star that I don't like. Because it's just like, well, I mean, if they're legitimately putting you in danger, like if they almost get into a wreck, I'd probably give them a bad score.

I've never rated one star, though, on Uber. I don't think I've ever done that. If it's their fault, not like if they accidentally just someone pulls in front of them. If they've run a red light and then almost crash into someone and they're obviously throughout the course of like, you know, allow them little tiny mistakes because we all make them.

But at the same time, recognize that would you want to this person to drive you again i'm going to just start bringing a bullwhip in the back of my ubers and then like just throughout the ride just like if he messes up just crack him over the back with the whip like come on driver i've never been picked up in a convertible uber i haven't either like and technically a convertible can be an uber can it yeah it's just for four doors i think it's the requirements of four doors okay i mean i got I haven't either. Like, and technically a convertible can be an Uber. Can it? Yeah. It's just four doors.

I think it's the requirements is four doors. Okay. I mean, I got picked up in a pickup truck once. Oh yeah. It was weird. I was like, huh? It was like a very lifted pickup truck. And he pulled up and I was like, oh, this is my Uber. I got in.

Soon Uber is just going to be like, you want to be picked up in what make and model of car? What color of car? Because everyone's going to be renting or leasing something. Yeah. Have you ever ridden the convertible? No. Once, once,

once. It's fun. It's fun. It is. I mean, it's a lot of wind. It is. You don't really enjoy the music that much because.

Or conversation. Yeah. Or conversation. It's just wind. It's just wind. It's just wind. So actually I have to say it is nice because you rarely get that, that kind of silence when you're in a group

and I think it's some sometimes it works for the best yeah man I I love uh I've ridden in a convertible like twice in my life and I was like this is really cool and then you get out and your hair is like completely like after you get off of a roller coaster yeah and recently I went to Six Flags uh and that was my first time going to Six Flags. Six Flags. Six Flags is awesome. They have a ton of awesome roller coasters. They had more roller coasters than I could do in one day. There were still like five or six I hadn't done by the time I left, and I was there all day.

Six Flags seems like a park that's in between a high-quality amusement park and then Carowinds. It's in between those two like it's always has given me that impression of that type of park carowinds is a park in south carolina for those who don't know yeah six flags is very high quality it's got a ton of great rides okay you ever been to six flags i've been there once it just uh like you know parks that like maintain 100 that are like super corporate like disney world yeah World like that it's like that's the high end then you have carowinds at the very kind of lowish end

not the very low then Six Flags is in the center where it's like it's not trying to really be this Disney type of thing it's just like come have fun at this park and I feel like Six Flags is a good middle ground like it's the perfect kind of park because disney world i get bored a lot sometimes i'm like

oh i i would like i would write i would like to have a thrill ride that's not like i mean mission to mars is fun and they have a bunch of stuff like that that's fun but i want to go on some nice coasters they don't have any of that disney only has like a couple of coasters space mountain six flags is just straight up coasters. Yeah. Intense ones too. There was one where I got off and I was like, whoa, that one was like almost too much. Not because it made me feel sick, but because it like jerks you around so much. And like there was one where it goes backwards and like it does this kind of like you get

so much pressure from this loop that like your head starts to go kind of numb and your eyes start to like you lose your vision for a second. I was like, whoa. Did you ever do the Incredible Hulk ride at Universal Orlando? No. I heard that one's crazy. Launches you. It's so fun.

Yeah. The most intense amusement park I've ever been to though was that one in the base of Mount Fuji, Fuji-Q. Woo! If anyone is traveling to Japan, I recommend going to Fuji Q. You get to see a beautiful view of Mount Fuji and ride some insane roller coasters that break a lot of world records. How far is that going to be away from where we're going to be? It's like an hour bus ride or so.

We're going to Japan. Would it be worth it to go check out the amusement park? Yeah, I think we already are. Okay. Of course it's worth it. It's definitely worth it. We're going to japan soon i don't know when uh exactly going with uh aaron and suzy our good friends yes it's gonna be a fun little time i'm gonna have a lot of sushi and a lot of ramen and uh a lot of awkward experiences you think so yeah

i'm gonna feel very alone why are you gonna feel alone because i'm it's like i'm in a place in a different culture that i'm not accustomed to i'm sure that's like how a lot of people feel when they go to a new place they like it's fun but they also like like i'm gonna be with you guys but also like there's gonna be those times where i'm probably gonna want to go out and take a walk and listen to music or something like out on the street, like explore and just kind of like have one of those times. And we're like, wow, it might feel actually really like good because sometimes like seclusion in an area where it's like, oh, I'm not going to be bothered and have a conversation with. Yeah, no, I never felt alone when I'd go out by myself. I've always felt very feels cool, you know, because you're like, like wow i'm in a completely different place from

what i'm used to like and i am so far from what i'm used to um but it's still familiar enough to where you don't feel like out of place or weird it still feels very much uh feels very different from america but not different enough to where you would feel uncomfortable you know okay the way it feels different is like it's more organized and things look a little different. Could I find my beloved Nigerian prince? Yes, there's plenty of Nigerian princes in Tokyo. Yes.

There's a ton of Nigerian dudes in Tokyo that will try to pull you into strip clubs. And according to you, they sound like Russians that go, you want to see titties? Well, that's just because I'm really bad at doing accents. I can't do a good Nigerian accent. Did they expressly say titties or Asian titties? He said titties.

Titties. Titties. He said, you want to see titties? That sounded Russian. Oh, boy, do I. I want to see titties. I'm sure you'll meet a nice Nigerian prince. Going around. I'm sure you'll meet a nice Nigerian prince going around

he's like are they always just not Nigerian princes but are those bodyguard people always just in tune with strip clubs or are they outside regular bars too or is it like both there's some outside regular bars

hey you want to see some drink drinks some drink drinks yes I do. He pulls out a sippy cup. Come here, boy. I like how when you were speaking, like, the accent began before you started his dialogue. You're like, the sippy cup. The sippy cup.

Come on, the sippy cup. No, they'll try to sell you stuff in places like Harajuku, or they'll try to, like, stop you. And I said, one guy tried to stop me to sell me something, and I just said, I said, no, thank you. And he goes. She said, yes, please, yes, please. He goes, stupid fucking white boy. Wait, really?

Yeah. He got real aggressive with me. If he said that to me, I'd grab him by his legs, spin him around, and fling him to the mountains. And then he would fly into the sky and go, ding. Yep. Like the little. That would happen.

I wish that happened in real life. Like, if he threw someone or something far enough, it'll go, ding, ding! How does Team Rocket survive? Because at that velocity and that height that they go, they're landing. They're being skinned alive and crushed by the ground. Oh, absolutely. Like, on impact. Absolutely. I do not understand

how they keep surviving and showing up. Whenever they show up, I'm like, I thought they killed them last time. Dude, they must have incredible health insurance. They get electrocuted all the fucking time they get drowned sometimes they're they're always they're always falling from high heights and shit like those guys i'm serious whatever health insurance plan they're on sign me up because they get the best like surgery the best they they how do they do it i don't know but they have two they have they have a cat that talks and a cat that purrs. A nice big old cat that the boss pets.

And he's like, I'm a big bad guy. And I look like big bad guy in blue suit with short brown hair. And I look very boring. I'm not a good bad guy. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. That's what he says. I loved when he said that in the episode. Yeah. It was really, really good.

There's a lot of character building for him in that episode. Yeah. Haha, I might have a family. Or I might not. Yeah. I wish my cat spoke. And I'm sure if he did, it would just be nothing but vulgarities towards me. Just fuck you.

Fuck you. Like, to wake you up, you hear meow, meow. But like in reality, just fuck you. Fuck you. I feel like that's up, you hear, meow, meow. But, like, in reality, it's just, fuck you. Fuck you. Oh, you're awake now? Fuck you. That's probably what he's saying.

He's like, hey, let me outside to take a shit. Fuck you. Yeah, everything. Hey, my food's a little low, fucker. Like, that's just the vibe I get from my cat. Just like you walk in. Oh, fuck. Okay, hold on. Let me have some fun real quick okay never mind fuck you he uh last night he woke me up at about 4 a.m because he

was doing a handstand no i that would be something else if i woke up and saw my cat doing a handstand i'd have to take a picture of that real quick spinning plates on his feet dude that would be fucking unreal would that would that make up for everything he's done in the past? Everything, yeah. I'd be like, yes! And I'd also be baffled. Like, how did he open up my cupboard and get the plates out, first of all? And second of all, how is he spinning them on his feet like this? Who taught him that? Has he been able to do

this since he was a kitten? Like, has he just never shown me? Does he exclusively do it in the middle of the night when I'm asleep because he doesn't want me to know about this talent? He's been practicing when you've gone for work. That's all he does. That explains why I found a broken dish the other day in my kitchen. Spit it out.

Oh, God. A whole fucking hamster? That's disgusting. Oh, this one's dead, though. He woke me up last night because he does this thing. He woke you up the night before, too. He does, but he wakes me up almost every night where he decides at like three or 4am. He's like,

you know what? I'm going to run laps around this place as fast as I can. So go, why don't you close your room door? Oh, does he jiggle your door? If I close, if I shut any,

if I, if I shut off any room, he will bump up against the door and just meow and meow and scratch on it. And I don't want him to scratch, like leave scratch marks on the door. Yeah. So I got to get, I got to get, I got his dumb little nails clipped. I got his dumb little head cut off.

Taking him, I'm going to get him groomed. I just have him cut off his head. I got to get him sedatives because every time I take him to like the vet or something, he just. I need to groom Lego, get that fucking fur out because he's shedding like a beast. Shedding hard. It's shedding season, man. It is shedding season. My cat's shedding real bad. All of my nice couch, he's just like a beast. Shedding hard. It's shedding season, man. It is shedding season. My cat's shedding real bad.

All of my nice couch, he's just getting hair all over it and I'm like, I gotta get my lint roller out and roll the couch. I can see the hair on his butt. It's like, this is old fur. You need to brush me out. He's saying, please, Ryan, brush me, buddy. This old fur is all itchy. I gotta take him somewhere. He just doesn't like, uh,

one thing he does not like is being dried with a machine. I can only towel dry him because he is scared of the vacuum. Oh, yeah. He's like. I bathed him once and I remember I tried to blow dry him. I think you're out of town and I gave him a bath and I tried to blow dry him. And he like, it was like opening up the floodgates at D-Day.

He just exploded away from me. He does not. He was terrified of the blow dryer. He does not like it. I have to towel dry him and let him, when I take him some places to get groomed, like, yeah,

just towel dry and then let him run around and dry off normally. Your voice is shaking really bad. I can't, dude. No, it's just from that. I'm not, I'm not crying thinking of my dog it's because it's

because i shake my foot a shit ton like very violently so it's the difference between my voice doing wait it's the difference between my voice doing this kind of like without shaking my leg and then i'll add my leg in and then you can kind of hear my my voice start to shake a little bit it sounds like you're like on the verge of tears like or you're like so lego doesn't like the fucking dryer or like you were like at a police scene and like you have the blanket wrapped around you it just happened so i uh man can you believe there was a time where people got like arrested when someone's like yeah i'll describe what he looked like and the police went yep that's gotta be him they just go on a record yep it's like look at this drawing this looks like you man i would love to see you be a police sketch artist that would be great i would love to see that this

someone there had to be at least one case where my sketch helped because it's like oh you drew his nose this goofy way and it actually was that goofy i'd like to see like you draw this awful portrait of someone but it turns out that's exactly what they look like. Like Doodle Bob. Doodle Bob. I saw a very compelling argument the other day about Doodle Bob from that Spongebob episode. What was the argument? What was the base argument?

So basically Spongebob, his pants are actually, it's a cube because he's like 3D. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where Doodle Bob was 2D so he's the one with the square pants. He's the real Spongebob square pants. He's the one with the square pants. He's the real SpongeBob SquarePants. He's the one with the square pants, you know? Oh, wow. What a show, man. SpongeBob SquarePants.

I remember coming home from school, watching a little bit of SpongeBob SquarePants on the television set. It still blows my mind whenever I look at it and it started in like 99. I'm like, what? Yeah. I thought it started early 2000s.

And I'm like, damn. Makes me feel, feel you know just like when i i was looking at this uh someone posted on reddit just a picture of the thx logo and i'm like oh that sucks that that's gone now and then i had this realization i'm like wait this happens all the time this is just what getting older is like it's like stuff from your past either like go like goes out of business becomes old like they stop using it and i'm like you know when i was a kid you know it was a big thing and of course like it went away one day and now i'm thinking about i'm like wow that's something where like if i ever have kids one day i'm gonna be like

yeah thx had this logo that went boy and no one's gonna understand it kids born like the entire theater kids born after that date really don't like hear it often that much. I remember that unless they see an old movie, I guess. Rattle the earth when that when that it was such an like that's what made the experiences like super cool was like that one moment is like boom. It's like, oh, wow. It's almost like it's almost like the pre whatever the video is called the pre instructional video before you go on a ride.

You know, there's fake little videos they um like before going on a roller coaster just a thrill ride in some place we're like okay we're about to study mars mars is super interesting but there's an asteroid field around that so uh but there's probably no need to worry about that but then during the ride you hit the asteroid yeah the thx thing was always like like to me it just felt like sitting behind a plane that was starting up and it's like jets are turning on and it just like that scene in jackass 3 when he when they sit behind like the jet and he sits in like the the the chair and it just completely blows him backwards that looks like fun it probably hurt like shit though.

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that's a-n-g-i.com i would think it would hurt when they started throwing the shit in the jet like flying at them and oh they're throwing like potatoes jackass is so good i hope they make a fourth jackass there's i don't think there's ever going to be like a group like that again like we were talking you know uh in last podcast what if jake and paul were kind of like the current form of that and they're just more obnoxious because it's reflecting that side of society blah blahah blah blah. But then I'm like no it's just Jackass was it's own thing. No one's going to be able to recreate it or redo it. Yeah right. So they're

I can't wait for Johnny Knoxville's new movie. Action Point? I think it's called Action Point. Action Point. It looks fun. Have you seen the poster? It looks like one of those old school like 80's or 90's posters. I just want to see Johnny Knoxville get hurt more. I've never seen a man love pain more than Johnny Knoxville he like his laugh

fills me with it's the laugh like he'll get hurt so tremendously bad and his first reaction go it's like how like if I if I'm walking down the sidewalk and I trip I gotta sit down for like five minutes and recover from that but he can like fly off like a 20 foot

balcony and land on his fucking neck and be like... You know it's bad when Johnny Knoxville's not making a sound after something. I think that happened in the golf cart one, I think. There's that one. It's been the one where they fire the riot balls. Oh, yeah. Like the riot control.

Dude, they were all shaking for that. Did he actually get the other members to do it? Because I know a lot of members are like, no, I'm not fucking doing this. He got got bam to do it and he got um bam regretted it 100 he got who else did he get to do oh the um i forgot his name one of the other dudes but but they it's it's one of those like machines that they use on like riots to to dispel a riot where it just fires rubber balls at like 300 miles per hour and those do those welts looked painful as hell i could not imagine being shot with those things the pain was just like so intense like i think you just the moment i want to see it on their face because you see the realization of pain on their face where

it's like this is gonna hurt to this is more than i expect they can't speak they just like drop to the ground because it's like their whole body just got ruptured and shaken with pain. I wouldn't do that. I would do that for like. A million dollars. $50,000. Because like I'll live. It'll be okay. It's going to hurt like shit. But then at the end of it.

For a while. Yeah. It's like $50,000. I'd definitely do that. Okay. Wait. Okay. What's something you wouldn't do for a million dollars?

I would not do for a million dollars. Yeah. There's one thing. What wouldn't you do for a million dollars? I would not do for a million dollars? Yeah, just one thing. What wouldn't you do for a million dollars? What wouldn't I do for a million dollars? I think it'd be easier for me to say what I would do for a million dollars. No, just one thing. One thing that I wouldn't do?

Yeah. I wouldn't surf one of those, like, massive waves. Like the 60-foot waves. I would not do that for a million dollars. Okay. Two million? No. Five million dollars.

I still wouldn't. It's too scary for me, man. How about if they put you in a concrete tomb that they have a GPS tracker on, and they just throw you into the wave, and you just ride it out? Then would you do it for a million dollars? How would I breathe through that? There's a source of oxygen in it. Okay, well, yeah, that's like a guarantee I'm going to survive.

So yeah, I'd do that. Wouldn't that be fun? Yeah, of course. That'd be like a fun roller coaster. You might break some legs. Would you cut off a pinky for a million dollars? I would. I think so.

Pinkies are useless. You don't really need your pinky. No. I feel like, you know, like if you lost your pinky. You look like a fucking weird alien though. There's someone out there that doesn't have a pinky and he's just like, wow Ryan, thanks. I'm sorry. I'm just looking at it.

It looks like a gray alien hand whenever I do that. I had a history teacher that didn't have a pinky from the Vietnam War. Let me grab this mic with my alien hand. I'm grabbing the mic with my. Here's the thing. It feels weird. I'm not using my pinky right now. Like I'm picking things up without my pinky. It feels weird,

but I feel like it's one of those things where after a couple weeks you just get used to it and it would be the new norm. And you'd have a million bones in your checking account. I feel like I'm just that hand in a horror movie trailer. Where the last frame is just done! Like it grabs the ankle or grabs something or comes up under the door. Why do they always gotta grab

shit? I don't know. I love how there's a, they might still do this, but horror movies tend to usually show the last five seconds of the movie in the trailer. They did that with pretty much Paranormal Activity. They showed the end of the movie in the trailer. They did it with Quarantine,

which was a, I guess a reboot slash remake, American remake of Wreck. I remember seeing the trailer where the person's in the, uh, they're in the, um, like ventilation shaft. I mean,

they get pulled backwards. They were in a room. Oh, okay. Yeah. Did you ever see quarantine? I did not. I've never been into horror movies.

There's this, uh, one, this, this creature, this old man creature that's like super skinny. It's like, he's famous for doing these parts because his body's so skinny and off lookinglooking like he's been in a bunch of movies yeah matt watson yeah him

but uh yeah i just horror movies were always put on because my friends were like ah let's watch it and get scared and i was never into being scared so it would be a hell hellish experience for me i would hate it i'd have to use my cross-eyed technique 100% if I'm watching a movie with a friend. That's scary. Is that where you just crossed your eyes? Huh? Is that where you crossed your eyes so you weren't?

Yeah, because I'm facing away. If they look at my face, it looks like- They don't want to see you shutting your eyes. Or like you don't want them to see you shutting your eyes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'll look at the screen. And I've said this before. This is my number one technique.

I'll cross my eyes. See, you're crossing your eyes right now and I can't even tell. I'm looking at your side profile and it looks like you're looking directly at the TV screen. Right, but I'm blurring it. I'm hardcore. Some people can do this that I've talked to. Do you have the ability without squinting or doing anything with your eyes

I can make my vision go completely blurry. Well, you just relax your eyes like I'm doing now. Everything's super blurry right now. Yeah, it's like i'm doing now everything's super blurry right now yeah it's like but i can't describe how to do it you just unfocus yeah but like how do you but you can't describe like how to do it you know i'm doing something with my eyes like i can feel like it feels like something's shifting inside my eye that makes it you're shifting the focus ring it's like my little focus ring inside my eye oh man man. What else would you, what else would you do for a million dollars?

Would you, uh, I cut off a pinky toe. Like I cut off any toe except my big one. Easy. Yeah. Cause it's like, I don't feel like you need all your toes.

You cut it off yourself. Like with scissors, like arts and crafts is not for a million dollars. Would you cut off your pinky with arts and crafts scissors? Well, it depends on how easy that would be. For a million dollars. Would you bite off your own pinky?

Like, chew it off? I don't know if your brain will physically let you do that. Of course you can. People take bites out of themselves all the time. They're like crazy when they do that. Yeah. A million dollars will make you go crazy. Let me bite my finger.

I don't think I can do that. It's one of those things where like and then you just go out did you go to town and you go you bite down fast and you just get through the pain and then you're afterwards you're like oh then you're in a room and then everyone's going we were just fucking kidding none of us have a million dollars where would we have gotten the fucking money and then i and then my pinky is half of it's gone and there's blood everywhere it's a story to tell your kids it is

they'll say how did daddy lose his pinky and that's the story I tell them no I would just say I was actually part of the Yakuza and I had to cut off my pinky because that's what they do when you've been disloyal

or you've brought shame you gotta cut off your pinky speaking of Yakuza what have you been doing man? I off your pinky. Speaking of Yakuza, what have you been doing, Matt? I've actually been communicating with the Yakuza, working up a huge deal, a huge drug deal that's going down. That's actually why we're going to Japan. I'm talking about in this reality, not the reality that you built a machine to go to. Oh, well, I've been playing Yakuza 0.

Yeah? How are you liking it? I fucking love it. It's so much fun. But unfortunately. I messed up and I didn't. been playing yakuza zero yeah how you liking it i fucking love it it's so much fun but unfortunately i uh i messed up and i didn't this this just sounds like it makes me sound like a fucking dumbass no it doesn't everyone's done this before every per every person who's played a video game this has happened to poor matt is going through the trials and tribulations of losing a save file

i lost my save file and it was it was own fault, but it was... Okay, so I play like an hour and a half into the game, and I'm like, oh man, I should go to bed now. I'm getting kind of tired. So I go through the menu of the game, and there's no save option. So I'm like, oh, I guess it auto-saves. And I turn off the PS4, and then last night

I get all cozy in bed, and I bust out the old trusty PS4 controller. I'm like, I have to play a little more Let's continue this great story, and I press continue and says no save file is found And I'm just like oh, how do you save in that game? I don't know. Is there a bathroom? Because in the first Dead Rising It's not like you can press start and save it you have to go to a save point and save it I didn't know. Did you read all the tutorials? You know what I know I did read all the tutorials

I pay attention very closely. You're making me want to go out and get Yakuza 6. You should. You play 6, I'll play 0. It looks super fun. Yakuza, hold on, Yakuza 0, how to save. Okay, it's one of the first autocompletes. The game really wanted to make you feel the retro, apparently. In order to ensure your progress won't be lost when you turn off your PS4,

you'll need to head over to the big S icons around your radar. There are plenty scattered. Oh, so you actually have to go to a save point. It never tells you that. Or maybe it does, and I just failed to read that one little blurb of text. You may have failed to read the... Well, I'll figure that out when I'm replaying it tonight.

Hey, now you're even better. Maybe get some better combos or whatever. Yeah, the combat in Yakuza is so much fun. Very theatrical, very over-the-top. Yeah. i've been having a lot of fun with the god of war combat yeah do you like the new god of war um i like the combat i really do um i guess the new take is fun and it's interesting for the for the god of war franchise because usually it's just known for being I would I would I guess it's similar to the Gears of War franchise in that it's like over the top

that type of shit that's what God of War is ripping the heads off of gods and there's still a lot of like violence there and brutality but it's it takes this game takes itself a little more seriously as i said the combat's really the part that i that i like there's other like puzzle solving stuff which aren't really

puzzles and that i think is just time consuming but hey because i'm just thinking of myself going back and replaying the game and it's like oh i already know how to do this let me just do this it just seems like something that it doesn't um help the experience but overall the combat feels really good you can throw your axe and then start punching people and recall your axe and as it comes back it goes through the head of an enemy or something dude that's like it's super like the combos and stuff seems super fluid and with the more powers you use like it's all about getting combos but i don't think there's any extras in building up the combos like uh there's no combo counter if i'm remembering correctly yeah because there's a lot of games i think that

yakuza may be one of them where combos are important like it's like get a score with your combo yeah you have to like there there's uh different combos you can do and like you can grab somebody and if you're if like a meter is high enough you can use like special finisher moves and stuff that's kind of I guess theatrical cutscene where you just like smash their head into a wall yeah because if in God of War

you build up each enemy has a health bar and then they have I forget what it's called but they have a bar underneath that if you fill up the bar underneath that before killing them you can do that special move where like you rip them apart or you smash their face like into dust. And then there's also this rage mode where if you build up enough of this certain power, you just go balls to the wall, start punching shit.

It's almost like you become a mini boss to the enemies. Oh, that's cool. And you fight just. Yeah, there's a mode like that too where you can become like blue and then. Yeah. But like. It's fun combat. like blue and then just... Yeah. But like... It's fun combat. That's what I have to say.

I just... For the first time exploring these environments, I'm giving it a pass, of course, but I just know it's going to be one of those things where it's going to be like, oh, let me just grab this. Let me pull the chain. Got to go do this. Yeah. When I...

If I happen to play it a second time or something. I really like Yakuza 0 because it takes place in 80s Japan. It's a prequel to the other Yakuza games, and I love 80s Japan, so it comes as no surprise that I like this game. It looks beautiful. It is. Yakuza 6, like nighttime Tokyo,

when I was watching gameplay, looks beautiful, and Yakuza 0 looks really just fun. I like games that use color. I don't want combat in games to be kind of just boring, I guess. Just like, at least in God of War, there's like different, like you have an ice axe. So there's a bunch of powers going around. It looks magical. And then in Yakuza, you like, you got purple and a bunch of colors.

You pick up a dude by his feet and swing around and throw him over your head. Like combat's got to feel good and it's got to look good in the game. If you get those two down, then it's like, yes. Yeah, it's so much more satisfying than if you just punch somebody, you know, by pressing square. Like, if you get a little cut scene where you, like,

pick a dude up over your head and, like, break his back on your knee and then, like, throw him into a wall and the camera's like... It's like, that's awesome. It's all about game feel. And then, like, money is, like, exploding out of him as you do that.

Like, that's awesome. And then you can pick up, what, like, a money is, like, exploding out of them as you do that. Like, that's awesome. And then you can pick up, what, like, a fucking trash can off of the street and throw it at someone or whatever. Yeah, yeah. Because, like, in Yakuza 6, from what I know, because in Yakuza, the one you're playing right now, it seems like when you get into a fight, you have a certain area that you're fighting in. In Yakuza 6, it's more like you fight in the open world. So, like, fights happen right there on the street as you're roaming around that's that's what the same in yakuza zero okay if you bump into someone too quick they'll want

to fight you sometimes but like the main fights how do they happen in yakuza zero i haven't done any main fights yet because i only got an hour and a half in and then lost my progress i did do karaoke though and it was very fun you have to like press the buttons in rhythm to your guys singing just yakuza six and all these yakuza games or they just look like games that i that i missed out on playing definitely i'm like oh i would have had a lot of fun because i had fun with saints row and a bunch of those types of games this seems like a really fun game and so i'm excited the that i'm being introduced to the franchise thank you matt because it's like oh i'm gonna have fun while playing a game yay yeah. Yeah, I got it. That rarely happens. I actually, I've always seen it.

I thought it was cool. And then Octopimp, I was talking to him recently and he told me I should play Yakuza 0. If I want to play a Yakuza game, I should start with that one. So I did. So thank you, Alex, aka Octopimp. Very nice guy. But like, let's talk about the real Yakuza. Those guys are fucking crazy.

I don't know much about them other than that they pretty much own the porn industry over there. It's the biggest mafia in the world. It's the biggest organized crime syndicate. Yeah. And they run all the illegal shit. They run the porn industry. They run the drug industry. Is porn illegal?

In Japan, no. But, well, there's a lot of restrictions, though. You can't show the vagina? The VJJ's got to be blurred out got to be pixely buttholes you could show buttholes what that's crazy little little little wieners got to be censored too okay so no why is that and how come like sometimes okay whatever it's just like a thin strip of pic like it's almost like one pixel because lying down that's their way of getting around like they have to censor it but i don't think they just make a lot or it's like it's uncensored like what like it seems like it's on a lot of stuff like that it just seems like it's

unnet like no one's not masturbating to that yeah in the same way that they would if it was uncensored yeah i don't think it's not like you're getting anything different i mean yeah it's like oh i don't get to see i don't get to see vagina in 4k it's like people are still getting getting the rocks off it's it's just they i don't know what their porn laws are specifically but it's it's that's weird you know okay this is also gonna sound weird i've noticed something too where like if something's posted on reddit or Twitter and it's a cosplay girl, a lot of regular cosplay girls, they'll dress up. Yeah, it's scantily clad. But then there are these, I guess, another type of cosplay girl where it's like,

you pretty much see everything except you don't. Like their suit is almost like those sensor bars that I was talking about, where they pretty much show everything except it's lightly censored. And it's like, is that just a difference in culture between like American cosplaying and Japanese cosplaying? And does that tie into like how their porn industry works because it's not censored like that? I don't know. Like I wonder how those things are connected in their culture versus like our culture. Because our culture is super sexualized and like we're open about it.

And like everything's uncensored. Balls to the walls. Girls shitting in each other's mouths. Like America. Dude, when I think of America, I think of girls shitting in each other's mouths. Dude, two girls, one cup. That's going to be on America's permanent record for a long time. That's always going to exist.

Even in the year 6,000 after everyone's been nuked and there's two humans alive. They can look back and be like, that existed. That was part of human history. And it was big too. And speaking of poop, Matt. What? I gotta use the restroom. Oh, okay. I'll wait. We'll finish this conversation when you get back.

Ryan is back, ladies and gentlemen. And Matt still won't play any online games with me. I've been asking for months. Now I've cornered you in the podcast to answer. I don't play online games with anybody yeah you need to it's not a personal thing I just go home and I get depressed and don't do anything

oh that's pretty much it and I'm bad at games so I always feel bad playing them that's essentially it could you ever think that you get depressed because you're not doing anything could have to do with that that could probably be a big reason right I do things but I that's essentially it. Could you ever think that you get depressed because you're not doing anything? Could have to do with that. That could probably be a big reason,

right? I do things, but I, I mean, I do the same thing. There's a lot of times, like most of the time I do not want to be talking with people. Like I just want to be in my own bubble and exist kind of just like be outside, walk around,

be with Lego, listen to music, play games without talking to anybody, like being in my own bubble. And it's nice. But every now and then, it's nice to have a little social interaction, I'm sure. I'm sure that's healthy for the human brain. I get social interaction all the time.

I love being social. I go out tons. I've been going on walks lately, too. In the evening, I'm going on walks every day. Love it, man. I love going on walks. During the sunset, pretty. You know, listen to some music, get some tunes.

It's a good way to clear your head. You know? What? What? Why are you staring at me? Because you're still not playing games with me online. What do you want from me, Ryan McGee? I want you to play games with me.

What games? I don't know. You pick one. I play all games. All games? Most games. Tamagotchi Party On for the Nintendo Wii? I'd't know. You pick one. I play all games. All games? Most games. Tamagotchi Party On for the Nintendo Wii? I'd play it. Okay.

If it was multiplayer. It is multiplayer. Then we can play it. Let's play it on the channel, man. It's great. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Fun social interactions with my friend. Dude, Ryan McGee, you know what, dude? I'll play a game with you you pick though Ryan you ever thought maybe cornering me on the podcast

is why I won't play games with you this is an intervention because I won't play video games because you keep saying you will and then don't just tell me you don't want to I do want to I just gotta be in the mood and it has nothing to do with you it's all me and just if I want to. I do want to. I just gotta be in the mood. And it has nothing to do with you. It's all me and just

if I want to play a game, you know? I don't play games for fun like most people. What do you play them for? Work? No, I mean like when I go home like sometimes like I play games sometimes, you know? I'm not that big into games outside

of what I do though, I guess. Besides like fuck Animal Crossing. You fuck with that? I fuck with that hard. do though I guess besides like fuck Animal Crossing you fuck with that? I fuck with that you fuck with it? I fuck with it hard bro with fucking Katamari Damacy I fuck with that too you fuck with Yakuza? I do I do dude you fuck with Minecraft too?

I hate to say it but I do you fuck with old school RuneScape? see you do play games yeah but how many of those are multiplayer? You fuck with old school RuneScape? I do fuck with old school RuneScape. See, you do play games. Yeah, but how many of those are multiplayer? All I know is once RuneScape Mobile comes out on both iOS and Android, you better be popping in that server.

I'm going to be popping in that server, man, and it's going to be one hell of a party. I'm going to create a little mobile character. I'm going to be like, GF, GF, GF, and we're going to find each other GFs. I got to find you one you gotta find we gotta set each other up on blind runescape how's that sound that sounds good that's how you meet women dude I want to go back to the Yakuza though how awesome they are they're fucking crazy awesome crazy awesome dude okay they're really scary I don't know much teach me

teach me the ways of the Yakuza well some of them dress real cool. Do some of them dress real cool? Do they have pompadours? Some of them do have pompadours. To this day? My favorite way, so there's kind of two ways Yakuza people dress. Some of them just wear suits, but then some of them wear a leopard print. I don't know how to describe it, but it's one of those frilly kind of shirts and then a red sparkly suit on top.

A lot of them dress very flamboyant and out there, and I think that's pretty cool. I do not condone any of their actions, though, because they kill people. I think it's very fascinating where a lot of them, the cut off your pinky thing. Because you can always see a little nub. They don't cut off the whole pinky.

They just cut off the top part. No, just a nub. Well, it depends. Is it a nub each time? Depends on the severity of things, I think. Ooh. They cut it off with a katana? They got to do it themselves, too.

With a katana? I don't know what you cut it off with, but... Put it in a little guillotine. They have a little finger guillotine. Just for Yakuza finger cutting. A dick guillotine. I saw some... Those exist.

A dick guillotine? Yeah. I'm sure someone has rigged up a dick guillotine and cut their own dick off. Sounds like something that would be in like a Seth Rogen movie. You gotta go to the dick guillotine? No! I don't want to go to the dick guillotine! Sounds like Alex Jones.

Well, it's after he just smoked a bowl, so he's like, No! That's Seth Rogen. The dragon of Machain is the dick guillotine. We just wrote a Seth Rogen movie. dragon in the chain is the Dick Guillotine. We just wrote a Seth Rogen movie. That's the name of the movie. The Dick Guillotine.

And then it's rated R for a Dick Guillotine. For scenes including a Dick Guillotine. Dude, man, like, what's Seth Rogen's next big hit going to be? What was his last one? Sausage Party? The Disaster Artist doesn't count, does it? No, no, no. That was James Franco.

But yeah, I guess Seth Rogen's last big outing was the great, wonderful, should-be-remembered-forever Sausage Party. Maybe he'll make Sausage Party 2. I really hope they don't. They probably will. What's going to come first, the Emoji Movie 2 or Sausage Party 2? The Emoji Movie 2. Is that already confirmed?

I don't know. That makes me sad thinking about it. We supported it. I'm legitimately upset thinking about Emoji Movie 2. And the fact that we supported Emoji Movie 1. We gave our hard-earned money to that movie.

I will say, though, when the second one comes out, I will not see it. Not even for a funny ha-ha. I'm not going to see it either. I had enough with the first one. I will continue to see Madea see medea i will see all the medea movies i will continue supporting that even though they're torture every time and every time i'm like i could have spent my time a lot better and i actually do regret seeing it i've said before like something about them where it's just like there's no way they could get any worse and they do get worse i've enjoyed medea movies in the past like i've never enjoyed, legitimately enjoyed a Madea movie.

There was one that I saw that I actually thought was good back in the day. The one where she pours hot grits on someone? I think so. Is that grits or mashed potatoes? It's grits. It's hot grits because they stick to you and burn your skin. He was cheating on her. What's the next Madea movie?

Boo Madea Halloween 3. Do you think they're going to do that? I'm going to look it up, see if they've already... I mean, they make money. Why wouldn't they, right? Boo Madea Halloween.... Do you think they're going to do that? I'm going to look it up, see if they've already... I mean, they make money. Why wouldn't they, right? Boo Madea Halloween... God damn it, Kanye. Sorry, his goofy Twitter just came up.

Wait, I got an incoming call. Who's it from? Hello? Hi, Ryan. Yes? Hi, Ryan. This is Marcella calling you from Spectrum on our recorded line. How's it going today? It's going alright

Just chilling with some friends I'm just not interested Hi I'm a spokesman for Mr. McGee. He's not interested. Hello? Hello? Hello? Yeah, I represent Mr. McGee. He's currently not interested in any internet deals. Okay, thank you. Have a good day.

You too. That was easy. See? Yeah. Look how easy that was. You got a telemarketer call and I represented you legally. She didn't try to fight that one at all. She didn't try to say, are you sure? Because she just went, okay, have a nice day. I think what clued her off was when I answered the phone with, hey!

Like very excited. When you said hanging with some friends, what she didn't know was it was your attorney. You're hanging with your attorney. I like saying those things because they have to respond in a certain way. Usually it's just like, hey, oh hey, how you doing? I'm doing well. But if you jumble up their script and it's like, hey, I'm hanging with friends. Oh, that's nice.

Yeah, they have to like, oh, that sounds fun. Anyways. Just putting chapstick on my dad right now. Yeah, just saying shit like that. Just massaging my dad's knees. That's nice. I want to start fucking with him more. Is she going to press the make my internet bad button?

She might make your internet bad now. That's a button they have on their desk. Make Ryan McGee's internet bad. They all have one. Just in case they get me and I fuck with them like that. Like, all right, he fucked with us. Hit the button. Everyone hit the button.

I'm just hoping if I do this every now and then Like my numbers gonna be crossed off of their sheet at some point be like no he just fucks with us every time We're not getting a sale off of this man. I keep getting those IRS calls They're like the IRS has opened a lawsuit into your taxes. I'm like no they know they haven't stop it And he's like um Okay, I I puppy dog promise oh if you puppy dog promise then shit that means business

that's a good one I got him on the line I love messing with telemarketers I want to do it more I wish a telemarketer would call me right now so I could just pick up can you do a good kids voice um kids voice I don't know trying to think I could just pick up and say... Can you do a good kid's voice? Um, kid's voice? I don't know.

I'm trying to think. Oh, by the way, I saw something on Reddit that was pretty funny. They legitimately have to tell people, it's like, please vaccinate your pets, because the anti-vax thing apparently is moving to pets. I saw that. And they're like, guys, pets don't get autism. Please just... Please vaccinate your pets.

And even if they did, they wouldn't get it from the vaccines. Now, do you have evidence to back that up, Ryan, that you can't get autism from a vaccination? Look, you're going to have to talk to vaccine expert Jim Carrey on that one. He's an anti-vaxxer, right? He was. I don't know if he still is. I think if he's not together with that woman or whoever it was. think if he's not together with that woman or whoever it was

I know people like in my personal life that are anti-vaxxers because of the autism thing because they think that the United States government is putting chemicals to control people and give them autism in the vaccines and I'm like no

no it's like your kid is going to get polio and they will there are legitimate fears the government Oh, it's like your kid's going to get your kid is going to get polio. And they will like their legitimate fears. The government has done some fucked up things. But I I don't see the benefit or the research like the beneficial research they get into giving their own citizens that could potentially work for them or like do stuff for them. Just autism like it doesn't doesn't make any sense. You know what I think it comes down to? I think it comes down to parents give their baby

gets a vaccine. Their little tiny baby. Yeah, some time goes by and soon their child shows signs of autism as a young child and I feel like what it is is unfortunately that would make some parents upset and they want to blame it on something because it's not their fault their kid has autism

so they're like it was the vaccines it's like no it's not the fucking vaccines I forgot like measles or something or some disease is like making a comeback for the first time in like 50 years and it's only because of anti-vaxxers there's a reason those diseases don't exist anymore because of vaccines

there's also a reason that autism is off the charts. It's off the charts! Autism! Woo! Please vaccinate your kids, guys, and please vaccinate yourself. It's a new commercial for the Crash Bandicoot game. Dude, speaking of Crash Bandicoot, have you recently tried on MeUndies? Ad incoming.

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up you want to fight no i don't want to why would you think i want to fight i don't know you just gave off the impression that you wanted to fight i'm just trying to say that you know if you look like you're good to fight i'm gonna ask you if you want to fight therefore that i can defend myself if you're gonna fight i'm, I don't want to fight you. I was, okay, now that, well, now Why are you so defensive? I'm saying now I know that you don't want to fight me. I'm defensive because I was preparing for you to fight me or something. I wasn't even looking at you. Throw a little sucker punch,

I don't know. I wasn't even looking at you. Like in the middle of me asking or explaining myself, you're just going to throw a sucker punch in there. Start a fight. I'm just making sure that's not going to happen. Well, even if I did start a fight, I'd win, so it's not going to be a big deal. Okay, okay, yeah, yeah. I have no doubt in that. That's why I don't want to get in Well, even if I did start a fight, I'd win. Okay, yeah, yeah. I have no doubt in that. That's why I don't want to get in a fight with you. You're a big, towering titan of a man.

I know you don't want to get in a fight with me because you know I'd win. I know. That's what I'm saying. You're saying it because you know I'd win. Exactly. Yep. I know. Dad, why do you have to do this at breakfast every morning?

Because I love you, son. That conversation took place in a household. there definitely needs to be child protective services. Like, call immediately. Like, at first it was like two friends having a goof and then it just turned into like, Dad, do you want to fight me? I'd win. I mean, I know that, Dad, but just, you're really boiling my blood, son. Dad, please.

I don't want to fight. I just want to eat my bacon. Now all I can think about is fighting you. Dad. You got it stuck in my head. You subliminally put it in my head. Dude, I would love to kick my dad's ass. I'd love to just grab him by his tiny little neck

and just fucking throw him out a window. The only stipulation that I would have to kicking my dad's ass is that the audience would be comfortable with me crying my eyes out the whole time. Because you feel so bad. I'm sorry, dad. The fans love it, though. Imagine watching your dad drop to the floor. Oh, God, that's depressing.

Blood coming out of his nose, tears in his eyes. That's just sad. The little boy that he raised and cradled in his arms as a baby. He could have dropped and snapped in an instant, but he didn't. He raised me. Because he was., tears in his eyes. That's just sad. The little boy that he raised and cradled in his arms as a baby. He could have dropped and snapped in an instant, but he didn't. He raised me like a real dad. You're his boy. And now here you are

towering over him just This is what you raised me for, father! And then I go up the McGee family chain. Kicking ass. So that means, as in like, you have a son and he kicks ass, or like, you go up the chain and kick... I kick his mom's ass.

Yeah, yeah, you gotta go up the chain and kick... I love that game. His mom, his siblings. Someone please say bless you out there. Say it to your phone or your computer screen. Or not, because you don't need God. Who said it was God that's blessing me? Obviously, blessing is a religious phrase that people use.

Not always. In terms of Christianity, when they pray and you sneeze, you're sneezing out the devil. You've got to say bless you because you're sneezing out your sin, Matt. It's not just a Christian thing. What do you think they did at Jonestown? Any religion can bless. No, only Christians can bless. That's not true.

Only Christians can truly bless. That's true. But any religion can bless. No, only Christians can bless. That's not true. Only Christians can truly bless. That's true. But any religion can bless. Of course, like bless my fucking dumbass son. Oh, he's Jesus now. Is that what God said? That's not what happened. Jesus was born Jesus.

He wasn't made into Jesus. Well, he was made. I mean, God, celestial came in. Let's not get into it it's a whole it's a bunch of science that i don't want to explain the audience isn't smart enough they wouldn't they just wouldn't get it go right over their stupid heads i'm a joke by the way most of you are probably smarter than i am and then you're wondering how did he get to where he is and it's's all luck. Ha ha ha ha ha. Dude, I can't imagine dropping my dad to the floor without doing it twice. Like accidentally dropping him? No, like punching my dad in the face.

Do you think you could do it? I think your dad would win in a fight against you. My dad would kick my ass. He's like a fucking black belt in taekwondo. Aikido. But close enough. He is. But he would, my dad would kick my ass, dude.

My dad would grab me by my throat, spin me around like an Italian man spinning a pizza. Just grab him by the balls and squeeze. I don't want to grab my dad's balls. That's the only way you're winning in a fight. He'll go, son, you came from here. And I would take them away from him and rip them off. And then you'd go make more Matt Watsons. You'd make an army of Matt Watsons.

With my dad's balls? Yeah. I don't know if my dad can still even make kids. Really? I don't know. Did he cut his tube? That's not what happens. I don't know.

No, yes it is. They cut it. They snip it. He's 60. Can he still have kids? Yes, Donald Trump had a kid when he was 60. Baron, my boy. If you watch Super Mega, if you're a fan of Super Mega, bring us to the Oval Office.

Baron, please get us invited. So we can to the Oval Office. Baron, please get us invited. So we can meet the greatest man alive. Baron, please. I really want to come to the White House. Please get your poppy to invite us. Can we do a Let's Play with the Donald? I'd do it. I'd 100% do it.

Oh, if Donald Trump wanted to come on Super Mega? What game would we play with Donald Trump if he wanted to be on an episode of Super Mega? We wouldn't let him choose the game. We'd have to choose a really good game. But he'd probably make it. It's like if he doesn't get to pick the game, he's going to throw a tantrum and won't be on. I think maybe Donald Trump, we'd play like Mario Party and let him win. You know?

Probably watch him play Solitaire. Or no, Spider Solitaire is probably more his league. Hey, I played Spider Solitaire. Ain't no shame in it. Dude, I used to play Solitaire. Solitaire. Or no, Spider Solitaire is probably more his league. Hey, I played Spider Solitaire. Ain't no shame in it. Dude, I used to play Solitaire. When I was younger. Solitaire's fun. Did you play Spider Solitaire?

What's Spider Solitaire? It's just easier, I think. Oh, is that all it is? I think it's just an easier version. Solitaire. I used to play Solitaire on my iPod Nano. Did you ever beat it on the computer where it went... I had an uncle who loved playing it on his on his pc dell boom aim aol

dsl i feel like everyone has a has an uncle that just like loved his old little pc and would go on like second life or like date or like take awkward selfies and put them on on myspace remember when pc used to mean personal computer what have the libtards done now what does it mean now oh politically correct there you go it's the death of comedy ryan's the death of comedy dude dude it's not like comedy continuously changes and forms otherwise it would be stuck in a rut and nothing and like comedy would pretty much not exist if it didn't keep going. That's the thing comedy evolves like

okay would you like if you sat down right now and watched like a vaudeville show do you think you'd laugh once? No well like a lot of like Jim Carrey's slapstick shit isn't of the big stuff anymore. Like I don't think people like of course like we appreciate it but I feel like

kids would watch that today and be like, what the fuck is this? They want stuff where people are shitting all over. Like, they want, what is it? For some reason, I just picture kids laughing at the elephant scene in, what's it called? The Dictator? No, that's not what the movie was. The Brothers. The Brothers Grimsby.

Something. Whatever it is. Brothers Grimm. no that's not what the movie was the my uh the brothers the brothers grimsby something whatever it is brothers grim where one animal fucks another animal while they hide inside of an elephant's vagina and then it fucks it okay that i don't think that was ever funny but that was not that was one of the most unfunny scenes i've in fact i was just sitting there like really i was like okay this is a scene in the movie this is the big scene this is the big scene that they want to be known for but yeah anyways like comedy continuously progresses right yeah of course and without that progression comedy would be stuck in a rut which is not a good thing because like you always need to like let's let's

take like imagine if this superhero hero fad lasted like because it's gonna fizzle out eventually people are going to get tired of it. That's just how things work. And you've got to create better materials. You got to create better content. Yeah. And regardless of whether that change is brought about in being more sensitive or, or it's just not hitting the nerve anymore.

I mean, change is important for something to progress and evolve in a good way. But one thing I will say is, like, I mean, I get where people who say that quote, I get where they're coming from in a sense, because it's like, oh, my offensive humor isn't funny anymore. It's like, yeah, just like how certain things just aren't funny anymore. It's just how things evolve unfortunately you know i used to laugh at that stuff but now it's kind of gotten to the point where it's like old and it's done it's overdone like pete like the times are changing

times times are changing and honestly like the the i think shock humor for the most part in that sense like to that level has gotten old because because people with the internet jokes are just told just a thousand times a minute when it becomes popular so it things become old fast and with that certain styles of comedy i think become old pretty fast ryan i could not have said that any better myself that was that was very elegant and also i i feel like the superhero thing not to say we're funny but yeah but but the superhero thing I feel like it's kind of starting to boil to a It's getting there They keep taking it up to the next level

Infinity War, Crossovers Comes out tomorrow Tons of people in one movie Now they're really starting to pack it all in So I feel like it's on it's way out They're definitely making more and they plan to make more But As much as big action movies Like Rambo and stuff were a thing of its time and Westerns were popular at one time, you know, now we're in the time of superhero movies.

And I'm and I'm really excited for this chapter to close and to see what we can come up with, because we're also getting a good a good influx of films from the studio in particular is a 24, a lot of good independent films that are actually getting more attention than they would have before. Yeah. Which is nice to see. Yeah, for sure. But I'm interested to see what the next mainstream thing will be.

You're going to, once you figure that out, you're like, Oh man, I'm a superhero movie. This sucks. Probably. It's probably going to be a lot worse.

It's just going to get more obnoxious. It's going to be Disney. It's going to be, you know, see, oh man, I miss superhero movies. This sucks. Probably. It's probably going to be a lot worse. It's just going to get more obnoxious and stupid. It's going to be Disney. It's going to be, you know. We'll see. I mean, Disney keeps trying to pull off that live action, like, remake bullshit, but they always are bad. I know some of them. Remakes were a big thing for a while.

Yeah. They're still a pretty big thing. Yeah, still a pretty big thing. I mean, Disney's on that train. Are we going to get a train of unnecessary sequels? We've already had that. Like, maybe a second wave of that. I think that's always going to get a train of unnecessary sequels? We've already had that. Maybe a second wave of that. I think that's

always going to happen. I think that's always going to be an underlying problem. Children's books. That was a thing for a while. Remember? Children's books. Winnie the Pooh's coming out. So is Ferdinand with John Cena. Has it not come out already? I thought it has. I have no idea. I saw that trailer months ago. It had to have come out. I don't keep up with my

John Cena Ferdinand news. But I mean something that's like, yeah, like those are like little, I think those are little tiny genres that will always be a thing in cinema. But I'm talking about big culturally like bombastic genres like the superhero movie. Like you see all these crowds and all these people are so pumped about it yeah and then they release so many a year and then you have like other studios that are trying to do it and failing um yeah i just wonder what genre is gonna take it up next because because superhero movies aren't a new genre they've been happening they've just been done

usually pretty poorly in the past. In terms of those types, in terms of like the goofy, you know, save the day. Now, for some reason, they've found a way to make them click with the general public and for them not to be just bad B-movie bullshit. How about Let's Plays on the big screen? That's the next trend. Let's Plays in movie theaters. No, that's just depressing. Ryan, that's not depressing. That's the next trend. Let's plays in movie theaters. No, that's just depressing. Ryan, that's not depressing.

That's very sad. Imagine a theater full of people watching. I mean, Fathom events. I wouldn't be surprised if people did Twitch Fathom event shit. Oh, totally. No, people are already doing it.

Like Ninja, he did a show in Vegas recently where basically he played Fortnite for like five hours on stage. And people go and they can play on stage with him. That's cool.

Yeah. If people are into it, having fun, go for it. We're at this place right now and I don't know if it's because I'm too stuck in the past because I miss it so much but I'm just I'm not I just

don't see things falling into place where I can easily get them. Like I, you know, I understand that. Yeah. He played in this arena, but I'm trying to wrap my head around it. And it's like, he just played in an arena and played a video game and people were cheering. It's like in my head, usually I only see like musical artists or, um, people with a different kind of talent. Cause being good at a video game is a, is, is a talent.

Like it is a, you, but you you simply just said it time you know times change and like like comedy entertainment changes too yeah exactly but it's it's just i'm just saying it's uh from my perspective it's just hard to wrap my brain around that even though like still it's hard for me to wrap my brain around uh why people watch let's plays but. But like, I have fun doing it and people seem to watch it. So I was like, that's cool. That's a cool thing that happened. You know, it's that whole thing, instance that you and I would discuss

about our parents always just kind of being like, you're not going to be making money playing video games. And the only thing that if you were young and wanted to have a fun job would be like, I'm going to be a video game tester. Do you know how hard those jobs are to come by it's like whatever i'm gonna try and i get to play video games for a living but now like it's upped to where it's like you're not just testing games you're just playing games you love for a living yeah and also like twitch is a new thing like watch me live playing games i love doing twitch and you do and i can't wait

for you to start start up your streams boy oh might have already done it by the time this podcast comes out. Ooh, really? Are you streaming tonight? Maybe. Are you? Depends on my plans. Uh-oh. I might do something today, but I might also stream. Oh. I feel it getting closer, dude. I've been putting it off forever. I feel it getting closer.

I feel it just... Yeah? I can feel it breathing on my neck. You just gotta press that start stream button. it's like oh you just you just gotta you just gotta press that start stream button it's already set up i just gotta fucking do it just gotta i gotta make my panels that's that's the only other thing your panels for like donate and shit just do what i did until like you come up with uh with actual fucking graphics just just draw them out in photoshop yeah i'll do that just hand draw them tip just do text or whatever just the important thing

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