supermegashow - EP 91 - Pondering the Universe

Episode Date: June 6, 2018

We talk the universe, life and sting operations! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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podcast so 91 91 dude lord dude. Lord have mercy. Lord have mercy. Someone's going to make a compilation of like every episode where we react to the number. Because it's every time. It's like 90. Wowzers. 82. Oh my God.

That's a lot of episodes. But we were doing this back at like 25. I know. Where it was like 25. Can you believe it's been 25? Can you believe it's been 25 episodes? My God. I've seen people like pointing it out and kind of mocking us in a sense because we bring it up all the time.

I see that. It's like I've seen recently people. It's you always bring up like getting older. We both bring up South Carolina all the time. It scares me. And we miss home. I know. Why wouldn't we bring up?

I spent 20 years of my life in south carolina like i don't have much shit here i know in terms of like what i'm connected to oh dude same i bring up south carolina all the time but then i'm like wait a second like these people don't give a shit because it's so irrelevant to their lives but that's why they listen to the podcast what what actually have we said in this podcast that is probably relevant and structurally sound to benefit someone's life. I got something for you. Uh-oh, Ryan, I don't feel so good.

And then imagine I dissolved into little triangles. Because that's a relevant meme right now. Is it? I thought it's irrelevant by the time this comes out, right? I mean, this comes out day after tomorrow. True, yeah. Is it still going on? Are people still doing it? It's on the tail end of that meme, that Infinity War meme. It's one of those memes where it gets into, I guess, the public a lot. Like, it's a very

it's easy to get into. So it lasts longer than a lot of memes kind of do. Didn't we talk about how long memes last? Was that in the last podcast or was that in some sort of playthrough we did? Dude, I don't know. We need a bookkeeper that keeps track of every conversation we have.

So then you can be like be like oh you already talked about this one two episodes ago shit three times oh fuck okay yeah and then he could like throw out conversation topics yeah which speaking of conversation topics and suggestions an update on our Patreon

page coming real soon guys coming very soon it's just about it's in the final stages um and i don't give away too much but maybe something has to do with conversation topics and questions and stuff you'll have to see who knows who know i don't know maybe maybe we're gonna connect with you guys a lot more coming coming coming in the future you know what i'm saying coming soon to a to a let's play channel near you it's a variety channel ryan to to a Let's Play channel near you. It's a variety channel, Ryan. To a Patreon Let's Play funder.

No. This lemon-lime Gatorade is making me horny, to be honest. Yeah. It's a decent flavor. Lemon-lime? It's one of my favorites. But it's the only flavor that doesn't leave that shit on your teeth. Shit on your teeth?

When you drink orange Gatorade, your teeth shit on your teeth when you drink orange gatorade your teeth are kind of tinted a little orange and you drink uh blue gatorade right mouth tinted a little blue that's true purple purple red red man i used to think the gatorade was like a really healthy drink and i was like oh man like at least i'm drinking gatorade not soda because then i looked at the like juice yeah and it's like they advertise it for athletes, but then you look at the sugar contents and shit, and you're like, oh, this is just as bad as soda. 21 grams of sugar. It's like, that's a lot of sugar. Because it's a sugary beverage.

Yeah, but like, I always want to be like, dude, vitamin water, Powerade, Gatorade, it's all good for you. And then, it's not. I want to feel good about myself when I drink it, where I'm like, I'm doing good for my body. But at the end of the day, it's just another sugary drink that's just marketed differently. Besides water, what drinks are like legitimately good for you? Like milk. Okay, milk. But although there's a lot of people that are against milk too.

And then there's a lot of studies in recent years that show that milk is not good for you if you're an adult, apparently. I just don't know how much like we just learn there comes a point to where i feel like there's an article on the internet where you could find any article probably or at least one that says something is bad for you lettuce is bad for you meat is bad lettuce is bad for you is it no i wouldn't be surprised i wouldn't be surprised. I wouldn't be surprised. I just, it's hard for me to find like a good kind of gauge in terms of what legitimately is like unhealthy, but okay to eat and just downright like this is going to cause a heart attack.

Because it seems like everything's going to give me a heart attack. Yeah. Okay. Or something's going to clog up my arteries. In recent years, what I've heard, which I have not listened to. Well, okay. Well, I don't deny it, because I don't know enough about it to be like, that's not true, or that is true. I just kind of ignore it, because

I'm like, you know what, I'm lazy, I don't want to lose any sleep over this, so ignorance is bliss. I've heard meat gives you cancer, and milk, mainly because of hormones and shit, is really bad for your body. Organic milk might be better. Okay.

I know for a fact, like, you know, like hormones that give cows, if that goes into the milk, that's probably not good for you. Is there a point to where you can just go on average, like, I'm probably going to live, if everything goes right, at least like 80 years? Yeah. It's a good average age. So it's like, you know, I mean, i'm not trying to live till i'm 120 i'm not wanting to be like a decrepit like old man who doesn't know what's going i don't want to be there comes a point where quality of life is important i get that but there come i think there's a there's an age and some people have disproven this because they live a very healthy

life blah blah blah but i think like it gets to this point where you're buying yourself extra years of sitting in a home alone. That's so true. I never thought of it that way because you're like, I got to live long. But then it's like everyone else is dead now and my kids don't visit me. And I don't understand the world that's going on currently. I have no idea what's going on. I have not been able to catch up because my motor skills have decreased over the years, which means I can't get up and

do shit. I have no freedom. I can't go walk around and I can't do anything fun. Dude, that's true. Let's just fucking live it up now. That's what I think people should do. Not like live it up in a selfish shitty way. And not like purposely neglect your health because you're like, I don't want to be old anyway. Yeah, but like

enjoy a cake every now and then. That's true. Have a nice steak if you want one. It ain't gonna. Honestly, like your decision to have that piece of cake will not take a year off your life. For those of you who are religious, I guess this won't help. But from my perspective, we have we have one life. That's it.

Afterwards, it's nothing. It's not blackness. It's just nothing. You're not conscious. Therefore, nothing can be created in's YOLO, baby. Blackness, it's just nothing. You're not conscious, therefore nothing can be created in terms of memory or feeling and shit like that. So, enjoy it. Enjoy it, but also try to help other people along the way. Because they only have one life, too.

Yeah, man. That's why it irks me whenever I see some fucking drunk driving story or whatever. Yeah, and you fucked it all up. It's like, you, that's why it irks me whenever I see some fucking like drunk driving story or whatever. Yeah. And you fucked it all up. It's like, fuck. Yeah. It sucks. It's just like you fucked it up for just people that had nothing to do with you.

You fucked it up for yourself. It's like. All the people that are around, you know, those people like closely related and, you know, have relationships with those people. That sucks, dude. It's like a family tree of mourning. Don't drink and drive, kids. I mean, I live by two mottos. YOLO and fuck, skate, and die.

Yeah? Those are the two mottos I live by. Fuck, skate, and die. Maybe some music. That's all I'm here to do, man. I'm here to fuck, skate, and die. I feel like people get too caught up in, like, setting for like a good old afterlife situation sometimes you mean like like for when they're really old no like i just i guess growing up and talking to people within my church of

course i don't talk to that many people now be like this because they were mainly centered around church it was almost kind of like this feeling of like soon it's like don't worry these troubles are just earthly worries oh yeah into the kingdom of heaven everything will be perfect so all the stuff you're worrying about here and it's like i get it as a nice idea and like as a nice like blissful way of thinking but like don't let that stop you from hinder like your life on earth yeah because like if you want to believe in afterlife that's totally fine there's nothing wrong with that but I definitely

did know people that would severely limit their I guess I'll say earthly life and not enjoy it fully because they were you know not doing this or that for the benefit of their afterlife. But you know what?

Like, if that's what you want to believe and that's what makes you happy, go for it. Yeah. But, you know, live a little. YOLO, guys. Just basically, you know, live the wife. Live the wife. Live the wife. Live the wife.

Live the life you want. But keep in mind that there is a chance even if you are – I guess you could turn this back around on me. Maybe this is another topic to talk about. But keep in mind that this could just be what it is. Because no one knows. Yeah. Dude, that's the scary thing about death is no matter what your beliefs are, your religion, whether you're agnostic, atheist, Christian, Hindu, whatever, nobody actually knows what happens when you die.

Except for the people who have died and then been resuscitated. That's not real dying, though. That's just like a temporary, like, I'm talking about like when you're dead. Is it? Your heart, like, stops and shit. Yeah, but your body is still going enough to where they can bring you back. I mean, like, when you're gone, gone, and your brain has, like, ceased to exist. Yeah, but your body is still going enough to where they can bring you back. I mean, like, when you're gone gone and your brain has, like, ceased to exist.

Yeah. So it's, like, shit. Dude, I used to have this phobia where I'm, like, what if, like, one of those ancient religions, like, the people that, like, worship the sun, like, wait, like, what if that was the correct one? Like, Norse or Greek mythology. Yeah, like, what if that's the correct religion, but we've just, like, been led astray as a society? So I'm gonna die

and wake up in some, like, Egyptian hell okay like pharaoh's poking me with like big flame anubis is up growling at you and i'm like fuck god damn it how come no one taught me this shit exactly that's another thing if humans are around a thousand to two thousand years from now lord fucking knows the way that the rate that we're going but if we're around a thousand or two thousand years from now will we look at christianity and like islam like all these different religions out there will we will we look at them like greek and norse mythology i don't i don't think as long as humans exist i think religion will always exist religion will always exist but do you mean like the mainstream do you think christianity will still like it'll still be around but do you think

it'll still be like the top one or do you think something new eventually will come along apparently brent told me this christianity is on like a steady decline in recent years yeah um angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well i absolutely love this because you know if you own a home it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well whether it's in everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality it can be hard just to know where to start. But now all you need to do is answer that and find a skilled local pro who will deliver the quality and expertise you need.

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That's not what it is today because religion changes over time I just feel like there's a point where society grows out of its beliefs in that sense to progress that's why people stop believing in giant Zeus in the sky because eventually just thoughts progressed and it's like those ideas weren't good or people didn't deem them

as good enough and then things just changed, things evolved and it wasn't like this decision of oh this is stupid now it just evolved into being something else we're just dying out got a counterpoint to that the greek thing for instance back then that was like you're in a closed civilization where you can't communicate with the rest of the world so it stays in one group of people so when something happens that group of people kind of dies out more whereas now because we have the internet something like a religion can be spread to people you know on the other side of the world instantly and anyone has

access to uh reading about religions and stuff so i feel like the current religions like christianity and islam and stuff i feel like they're here to stay because people have such uh access to that stuff now where back then you wouldn't, you know, like back then. Like right now you're looking at what is currently and back then they could only look at what is currently. They could not predict what is going to happen in the future. Just like in the future, like 2000 years from now, it's going to it's not going to be fucking Internet computers and people on Reddit. Like that's just not literally is it's like it's the exact same shit there. There's legitimately almost no way that's going that that will happen yeah what i'm saying is

will things evolve to the point where it's like society like is the united states is western civilization will it be burnt out by something else and that leads to the destruction of that faith or religion type thing like in the the future, hundreds of years, thousands of years, civilization and life can change on earth in terms of culture. And just in terms of, um, the organisms that, yeah,

I guess, uh, take part in being the best AKA humans right now. So it's like so much can change to where it'll just be unrecognizable. I can see the current religions still being a sect of like these almost clubbish type things. But it's not like what it is today. I don't see it. Where it dominates so much.

Yeah, where it dominates so much of our culture. Because so much of our culture derives from just. Yeah. Well, Christianity and Judaism and stuff like that. I mean, especially in America, you know, it's on the money. It's one nation under God that's in the Pledge of Allegiance. Yeah. Which is almost ironic in a sense that, you know, America was supposedly founded on an escape from living under a system where it's like a religion is like an enforced thing.

And it's not enforced in America, but it's become so ingrained into the culture. Yeah. Like where it's on the money. It's in the Pledge of Allegiance. It's, I'm going to get, I'm going to get, I'm going to get conspiracy theory on your ass. Okay. I think the one thing that would challenge religion, like, and would have, make religion

have an identity crisis is if we were visited by aliens. Yeah. Because that would send, if we were visited by like a more advanced species, then I feel like religion would be like incredibly challenged. Because a lot of the texts in the Bible don't really support that. Right. And I guess like most religions wouldn't support that. So then it's like, oh, shit, but now this is happening. I still feel like you can always get through it with, you know, God has his ways.

More creatures than stars. Yeah. God has control of time and everything. But I think it would do, it would be a big blow to religion. Also, there's conspiracy theory. I'm not saying that I believe this, but I read it and I thought it was interesting saying that humans have already made contact with aliens. But the reason it's secret is because it would,

Ew. Sorry, dude. It would, it would like sorry dude it would it would like cause the downfall of religion which would be bad

for civilization because people use religion to control people culturally it's like super important as well because it kind of

sets up the framework of how like the moral the moral framework of how we should live in society at least that's in North America.

That's that Alex Jones bullshit. Okay, I have a question. This is going to sound weird. Are most countries end goal in a sense world domination? Everyone's fighting to the top. But what happens when someone is so far at the top to where they have more say-so than most of the other countries around. You're already living in it, baby. It's America.

No, we're not quite there yet. People can still poke the bear and get a big gash out of us. Yeah. What happens then where it's essentially just one big power then everyone else has fallen down in terms of how powerful

they are in the trade market and stuff like that. Dude, I don't know. I feel like I don't know if the ultimate goal of like a nation is like dominant. Not like the goal, but like a country or a nation wants to spread their ideology. They want to be the most powerful. They want to spread their ideology. They want to spread their way of life because that country feels like the way they are doing it is the correct way is the correct way right because that's why they are living it they wouldn't be doing it if they didn't

that's why it's it's its own like country yeah because it's its own identity and so like if a country could and saw that other countries were like deemed as less powerful would they go in because like we've gone into other countries and tried to fix them before. They just talk about the Iraq war or stuff like that. We try to go into smaller countries, America. Yeah. We try to go into countries that aren't as, I guess,

quote unquote civilized. They don't have the technology or anything like that, um, that we have. And so we try to kind of instill Western values. You can even go back into like world wars and just world wars in general, or missionaries would go, there's a movie about that too.

What movie? It was Martin Scorsese. Oh, Silence? Yeah. Yeah. Where they go to Japan. That's a good movie. That's a really good movie.

But dude, I don't. Do countries have an end goal? I'm not saying everyone's on their list. That's their end goal. But if everyone's trying to be at the top because no one wants to be the least powerful one so everyone's trying to clamber up and either be powerful or the most powerful whichever one they want i think everyone's climbing to be one of the big wigs right oh yeah definitely people want to be you want to be one

of those like superpowers like the united states china russia you know so like they want like we want control but to what is there a point to where someone one nation can start to encapsulate all these smaller nations and start like no one can stop them and it becomes like an infection or a virus on like the all the continents and well dude that's that's almost kind of what the fear was with russia back a couple years ago when they were going into ukraine because they were like oh are they just gonna like absorb ukraine and then you know kind of do with like with the soviet union and just like are they gonna start taking these countries and stuff and that was a concern because that's like a massive overstep of like power you know because like ukraine is its own nation and for

them for russia to come in and be like all right right, this is ours now. It's like that's – they can't do that. But because Russia is so powerful and Ukraine is just like a little country in terms of like power. It's like, well, shit. Because the reason that stemmed the whole world domination thing stemmed because I'm thinking we were on that 1,000 – let's just say 2,000 years from now if humans are still around. 1,000, let's just say 2,000 years from now if humans are still around, do you think 2,000 years from now it would be as separated collectively or do you think at one point

Like a unified world nation? Yeah, exactly. That'd be really cool. But it's not, I think about it in a more negative way. Oh, like that means that then a group of people have power over all of that? Over all the land on this fucking planet.

I feel like it would probably go in a sense kind of like how the United States is where it's a country. But then there's like states that have states rights. Okay. Where countries would be like I guess almost like territories and states that are part of like a bigger world nation. Yeah. But I don't know because then like would there be one president of the world? No. I still feel like having a president is goofy like one person to i feel like it should

be a council instead of one person that leads over everything yeah like the branches of government is like a super awesome idea i like clap clap to those who did that but just having a singular president as like the figurehead is is kind of old school and I don't think we need it anymore. We don't need that revolutionary at the forefront to stand for us. That's true. I feel like personally like literally like a council of people leading would be more fit than like a figurehead. Are you saying then that that council would either be like, do you think it would be like all democratic council or a Republican council?

Or do you think it would be kind of like a mixed bag? Cause like right now the president, the executive branch is pretty much like it sucks when like a whole branch is almost kind of controlled by a whole party because then it leads to a lot of infighting. Yeah. Well, that's the thing is like infighting is important to a degree. Like, like I think it's important that like there's, I feel, I feel like the council would have to be different people with different views to make sure that one party isn't in

charge of the whole world, you know? Yeah. But I don't know if like realistically that world nation thing could ever happen just because there's so much fighting with politics and different countries and stuff. I feel like they could create one and then invite nations to join it. And whichever nations, like over time, you know, nations would join it. I feel like that's even a possibility in our lifetime that that could start. And like having one person in power, that means like every four years,

if we go from like Democratic to Republican, we can have drastic changes just depending on that person's personality and like where their party wants to go and you could imagine what isn't that like pretty confusing for other nations when like we join something and then we back out of it and then we join back again yeah yeah back out of it like it seems like it's it's hard i find it hard to kind of not trust the united states if we were other countries because of course everyone has those problems in other nations you know how can we trust china russia you know all these other countries but like how how how can we trust the way our nation is

going if it's so if things can be just changed on a dime and like we don't have a strategic goal in place where like all of the nation the only time where all the nation really comes together with one like goal in mind is like during a world war. Or like after like a terrorist attack or something. Yeah, after a terrorist attack or during war or something like that, even though there are protests a lot of the times. But still I feel like that usually unifies the country. Yeah, it unifies the country for sure. And like we know what the goal is. It's to defeat the enemy.

But right now like what's the goal? It's like super divided in America right now. And I think it's really – what I think is interesting is like I'll probably go back and listen to these podcasts when I'm like 50. And I think it's cool because it's like, oh, I get to kind of look back at what this time period was like. It's like, oh, that's what 2018 was like. I was listening to what put in perspective how long we've been doing this podcast which contextually not long in our lives but it feels like a long time because i was listening to a podcast an old one recently and we were like dude imagine if donald trump was president no way and we didn't

we couldn't even remember what mike pence's name was like what's his name and i'm like i'm like oh shit mike pence is up there we got donald trump as president djt i it came like it came to me in the car again, that thought. I have to think this is like a regular thought that people often have. Like I was hearing Donald Trump speak and I was like, he's speaking as our president, which is weird.

Like politics aside. I still can't get past the fact. You and I bring this up all the time, but every time, like I promise you, it still befuddles me. It would be like hearing fucking, like. Michael Jackson is president. It happened once before when, like, Arnold Schwarzenegger was governor of California.

And every now and you'd hear, like, governor of California. I was like, what? That's goofy. Like, it's the same goofy shit. Seriously, take all politics out of it. And Donald Trump. Just think about, like, who, like, the character he is and has always been. Because my whole life I grew up knowing him as the orange guy with the with the goofy toupee i just knew him

as like the the rich dude exactly the rich dude in new york and then he's president and it's like it's so mind-blowing well the rich goofy dude the rich goofy that was like in commercials every now and then and he was orange that was like the big the big joke that was the big joke and his like hair he's not that orange anymore the hair and orangeness were the big jokes like when he was orange. That was like the big joke. That was the big joke. And his like hair. He's not that orange anymore. The hair and orangeness were the big jokes like when he was a quote unquote celebrity. He's still a celebrity now. Of course. I think he's the most famous person on earth.

That's just crazy. During this time period right now. He fucking did it, man. From like – I'm not trying to be like, oh, awesome. Trump's awesome. But like imagine being a child and that child grows up to be one of the most famous celebrities in all of the world like is ruling a nation and is just this crass dude like how how does life pays off porn stars he sleeps with while his wife's

pregnant how does life lead up to that i'm looking at my life and i know like the decisions i made would never lead me to become president but like what what steps do you take to be like a leader of a nation and also just this fucking weird, goofy man who just happens to he didn't just fall into it. He didn't fall. I think a lot of it is is it has to do with kind of luck and not not luck, but like playing into the time period, political climates, like playing into certain things. Like he got lucky. Like I don't think a Trump thing could ever happen again the way it happened. Like you look at all like the stuff that he's done in the past to connect with like the youth or like the public, whether it be like being in like WrestleMania like a thing or commercials. Fresh Prince.

He's on the Fresh Prince. Motor boating Rudy Giuliani Yep he did that He motorboated Rudy Giuliani's big fake bosom That's a really weird video if you go back and watch it now I go back and watch all these videos and I go

This dude, this dude did it He fucking They're gonna make a movie and it's gonna be akin to Wolf on Wall Street or Wolf of Wall Street. Oh, dude, the Trump movies are going to be killer. There's going to be an HBO, like, series about Donald Trump and it's going to be so good. It's going to suck. It's going to be so riveting and, like, so intense.

If Martin Scorsese could direct a Trump movie. If I could pick, like, one movie to be Martin scorsese's last magnum opus i'd be like make a donald trump movie please because that is something else like you got like the russia stuff and like like the campaign and like all of it go to like even before that too just like talk about like yeah this is how i started like his like his life growing up like it shows him on the set of a mcdonald's commercial or something or like the pizza he did he do like a pizza hut commercial Donald Trump was in like a pizza hut commercial where it was like the first cheese filled crust so he like

bites out of the pizza from the crust side and there's like a famous gif of him like biting into the pizza the wrong way because he's in a commercial and it's him and his ex wife which one? Ivana I think Ivana? Why is it so close to Ivanka? Right? It's a little too close.

Maybe it's out of love. There's Ryan and Ryan II and Ryan III and then Ryan III Jr. then Ryan IV and Ryan V and Ryan III Jr. II. You could do that, I guess. Be fucked up and mean. But yeah, you could do it.

Do you think it's weird when people name their kids just their name? or junior the second I think it's weirder when they do it blank junior like like this is Matthew jr this is Ryan jr it's like it's it just shows like to me I would never do that because it's like you're just imposing your name on someone you're going they're not the important one I am and you're kind of not really letting them have like their own identity. Their identity is your name. It's basically like saying, yeah, this is just

small me. When you think of Donald Trump Jr., I'll never just think of just the goofy fuck that he is. I'll just always think of like, oh, that's Donald Trump's son. Because his name is Donald Trump Jr. Which is different because like Jane Smith, yeah, that's Will Smith's son, but that's not how I see him different because like Jane Smith. Yeah, that's Jane. That's Will Smith's son.

But that's not how I see him. I see Jane Smith is a whole different animal entirely. But you can actually separate him at least. If his name was Will Smith Jr. Yeah, it'd be different. Here's the thing about Donald Trump Jr. Jr. Technically, you don't have to put that in your name.

So technically, his name is just Donald Trump. He's just another Donald Trump. That's that's just taking the carrying on the family name to a whole new level where it's like there needs to be another me. Not another just my last name's not enough. There needs to be another legitimate just word for word, letter for letter me. Donald Trump Jr. My kid would be Matt Watson Jr. It's essentially just making a mini me.

It's like you're some like, I don't understand. I guess back in the day, it made more sense because it's like a small town. It's like, oh, that's your pappy that owns the plantation up yonder? Yep, that's my old man, Scott, and I'm Scott Jr. And I'm taking on the family business. Scott Beddingsworth Jr. Yeah, that's a great Southern name, Scott Beddingsworth. Yeah. Scott Beddingsworth Jr. Yeah, that's a great Southern name. Scott Beddingsworth? Yeah.

Scott Beddingsworth Jr. That's my favorite name in all of politics, in American politics, is the Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III. Jefferson Beauregard

Sessions III. I do declare. I do declare. I love that name. It's a great name. It's so good. The dude declare. I love that name. It's a great name. So good. The dude's goofy as shit, though. I don't recall.

I just think marijuana's a bad drug. Yeah, dude, he has a boner for making marijuana incredibly illegal. He's like, get this stuff out of here. Like, even in 2018, he's like, we gotta criminalize marijuana. On three separate occasions, he's walked in on three of his ex-wives, like, years apart. And three marriages have been broken up because he's walked in on, like, his ex-wife being pounded. Just absolutely gruesomely pounded from behind while she's smoking a big blunt. And the dude's smoking a big bong.

He's going, oh, Jefferson. he's like oh no wifey boo whatever he says wifey oh my lord he starts fanning his oh heavens i do declare i i declare on this moment i will i will fight against the evil of cannabis for years to come. Why does he hate marijuana so much? He's like, that's like a real serious thing for him. He's like, he puts a lot of, like there must be some like trauma with marijuana. Maybe like he tried smoking it when he was in college and he just coughed really hard and like made a fool of himself in front of some girl he was trying to impress. And he's like, I swear from this day forward.

I mean like marijuana can be like a heavy drug and like you can definitely get into some trouble depending on your use and what you do with that use yeah like if you drive after fucking getting blasted well it's just like any other substance like alcohol yeah you know it's like you gotta be responsible with it when you've when when you when you've done it in the past i remember the first time i did it like it was this cool experience but like at looking back at it now and occasionally when I do do it quote unquote occasionally haha but um I'm just like this this is it type of thing not like this is this is we bullshit this is this is that baby shit no like I'm I'm like this is this is what people go have been put in jail for years for

like it's crazy because because it's really like when you when you when you smoke the devil's grass it it's really just like oh okay that's it's it's just like a casual very just like oh i'm not saying that there aren't negative aspects of course there are but there are negative aspects look at the look at the argument that all that people always bring about with like fucking alcohol, cigarettes. Isn't salvia like you're legally allowed to buy it? Salvia is legal, yeah. Which is – I don't get that.

Fucking stupid. Salvia will make you like hallucinate and just go crazy. Yeah. Have you seen that video of the dude like falling out of his window on salvia? That's why you shouldn't smoke salvia. No. Dude like dude they freak the fuck out i was like jesus i don't want to know what they were experiencing i don't ever want to do salvia because it just seems too freaky if i see a video and someone's screaming going like that's not a drug i want to try that doesn't make me go damn that's some good shit let's get some salvia ryan i mean i watch a dude like leaping out of like a three story window because he's high

on salvia. It's like, dude, we got to try this. If I'm going to do any type of thing, whether it's like it goes back to cigarettes, alcohol or marijuana. It's like it's like a chill, relaxed time socially. Usually I don't want to be like, oh, oh, no, I don't want to be looking around. Just oh, yeah. Well, let's try PCP. Okay.

You down? You want to do it right now on the park? Wait, was that the widest kids you know? The sketch with the gallon of PCP. Yeah, the gallon of PCP. What's that you got there? Oh, this? Gallon of PCP.

Oh. Okay. Trevor had a Comedy Central special or something recently. I didn't see it, though. I didn't see it either. I probably need to catch it. He's funny. He's a funny dude. I relate to him because he has a severe OCD. Does he?

I've been told I kind of look like him when I have long hair. If you dye your hair black. If I grew it out and did the same style he does. He did those really funny music videos for Comedy Central like the mouthwash one about like if it's too late to buy alcohol you can just go buy mouthwash

and get fucked up for like half the price. Which, by the way, don't do that. It'll make you sick. Don't drink Listerine. You'll be sick. Unless you want to have a great fucking time. If you want to have a crazy rager, listen guys, Matt's advice, if you're not old enough to buy alcohol, you can go buy Listerine

because it's legal to buy and it'll get you real crunk. Okay? What was that, Ryan? Nothing. Someone's dancing on the roof. Okay. Sure. Yeah. You know what I noticed? What? I'm gonna call him out too. Uh-oh. No, I posted a picture today. Is it call-out time? Of me in a really nice outfit.

Okay. Okay. You saw that picture. I liked it. I'm wearing my best gym shorts. You look like a European model. Yeah. Anyway, so I posted this goofy selfie of myself. And so Ethan of Crank Gameplays comments to me and says, edgy boy, without liking it as well. Oh, Jesus Christ. So I don't know. If you comment on something with a little Snyder mark and you don't like it

yeah all I'm saying Ethan it sends a message you either need to become a little more socially aware on the internet or you need to step off my fucking block bro I will end you okay get that Ethan

send this clip to Ethan I swear to god dude I'm pissed off on your behalf right now. I saw him this weekend. I'm boiling red. Do you see me right now? You're bright red. Your hex code right now is whatever it is for red. I don't know the hex code by heart.

Yeah. I know the RGB values for red. R is 255, G is zero, and B is zero. Those are the RGB values for the color red guys go look it up I'm not lying what do you add brown to to make a different color can you add brown to anything

and it makes not gross brown you make brown you make brown you make brown like a big boy. By mixing, when you mix the primary colors, you get brown, I think. If you put brown in yellow, will it make a sort of a green at all? It'll make like an ochre color, I think.

Like an ogre color? Ochre. Ochre, I think. I don't know, dude. We got to play around with some paints and figure this shit out. Dude, how about that Twitter account where they mix a bunch of paints together? Paint mixing? Yeah.

It's a beautiful Twitter account. It's wonderful. I wish I could just get shit like that texted to me. Like, I could sign up for a thing. It's like, blink. Oh. Oh. Oh, wow.

There's someone mixing paint. There's this Twitter account. I think it's called Paint Mixing, where it's just, like, videos of people just, like, mixing paint. And it's, like, so satisfying to watch. There's someone mixing paint. There's this Twitter account. I think it's called Paint Mixing where it's just like videos of people just like mixing paint. And it's like so satisfying to watch. It's super cool. Go check it out. I feel – I haven't seen it in months. Do I not follow that account anymore?

I haven't seen it. I don't know. I don't know if they still do it. Maybe they got blown off Twitter. I hope not. So recently, Ryan and I were taking a walk down the street, and an individual drove by us in a sports car and revved his engine very loudly, and it scared me.

And Ryan, you came up with the most genius way to, because basically those modifications you can put on your motor to make it be like, brrrr. Yeah. They're legal for some reason, even though they add nothing to the car. They're obnoxious. They're just loud. So we were trying to think like,

man, how can like people not get those? And you came up with the most genius strategy to defer people from getting those installments. You have to be legally required to put your penis size on the side of the car on both sides. So, because I feel like a lot of people get those as a masculinity thing,

as like a compensate, because they might have a small penis. So it's like, I feel like a lot of guys wouldn't get those loud installments, because it's like, oh. Like, we're talking, we're not, we're talking like,

we're going to put the flaccid size on there and the erect size. Yeah, there's going to be a category for both. So it's like, all right, well, I want to rev my engine and be obnoxious in public, but I don't want people knowing I have a three and a half inch erect penis. But those with

giant cocks, go ahead. Fucking blow out that muffler. You deserve it. God gifted you. They absolutely do. And you're a better human for having a bigger cock. They're also going to be the most obnoxious humans because then you know that they want to show off their penis size While revving their engine

And they're like I am one of the few people that has one of these cars now Because I have a big penis But to me then at least it's like blatant And it's like oh they're an asshole You just know it He's got a big dick and a loud car Okay he's an asshole Those two things will automatically make you an asshole

Big dick loud car What about a small dick and a loud car You're still an asshole You're just an asshole. You're still an asshole. You're just an overly confident asshole. Not an overly confident asshole. You're a very... An overly compensating asshole.

You're a very self-conscious asshole. Yeah, okay. Because you're filling the void that the small penis has created by replacing it with a loud, obnoxious muffler that keeps me awake when it drives past my house at two in the morning. I really don't like it when they do that. I'm sorry. It's really obnoxious. Guys, if you own one of those cars that goes do us a favor. Go out

in your garage. Take that shit out of your car. Nobody likes you for it. Throw your car in a lake or something. Just get... I promise you, when you drive past an attractive female on the street and you blast that shit, I promise you she you drive past an attractive female on the street and you blast that shit I promise you she's not getting wet

hey some may think that blasting the muffler creates a vibration in people's just body in general maybe they're hoping that stimulates their down unders she might have an orgasm when you rev your engine the girls sitting in the car whenever they feel the engine it's like oh my god it's like it's like sitting on a washing

machine exactly uh so the guy whenever you hear that going off he's just he's just teasing his girl or dude he could be by himself and he could be stimulating his prostate dude and you know that dude that he's feeling great because he's got his big penis listed on the side of the car no what if what if instead of penis sized you had to actually put a picture of your penis on the side of the car? With the size. It's like an ID. It's like picture of your flaccid dick with the sizes. Yeah.

Not a picture of your erect penis. No. Just a picture of the flaccid. You get the erect size, but you just want people to see the impression. The thing is, I wouldn't want a picture of my penis on the car, but I would never want a car that would make that much noise. Exactly. You know. Exactly. But you know what I would never want a car that would make that much noise. So. Exactly. You know. Exactly.

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Anyways, fantastic. back to the podcast take a sip of my gatorade god damn dude this gatorade is seriously making me horny are you okay oh okay and we're back we're back um whoo it gets hot in this room too fucking quickly bro we we're like what the f you're like 40 minutes into the podcast and it's it's fucking it's like a it's like a furnace in here seriously just gets way too hot it does what's with the ventilation i don't know like why doesn't it just not stay cold is because it's hot outside i don't have to get it dude like feeling that that beginning stage of sweating where you where your skin becomes slightly damp is just not a comfortable feeling like it's yeah no the water isn't physically

visible but you know what i'm talking about we're like yeah we're like like you're sweating but you can't see it yet but you can feel it you can just feel like your pores are like i'll begin the sweating process but i won't fully commit yet exactly so it's like i'm feeling that right now especially in my my pits dude who like it's pretty, I'm feeling that right now, especially in my pits, dude. It's pretty uncomfortable, my brother. It is. My pits smell great, though. Do they? They smell fantastic. It's fucking Mike. Your Mike is being, oh, it's falling down, dude. It won't stay put.

Come on, dude. Wrangle that thing. Come on. There you go. It's pointing right at your mouth hole. Okay. So, Ryan, tell me something. Like what? Give me a movie recommendation and I'll give my music recommendation because we forgot to do that

the last like two or three podcasts. Oh shit, I don't know. People have been like, whoa, you're not, why did you not do the movie and music review? Okay, this isn't like because I absolutely love the film, but it was one of the weirdest experiences

I've had watching something. Frank came over and, uh, we watched the Holy mountain. It's on Amazon. I think you can rent it. If you just want to get a big group of friends together and look at the absurdity, that is the Holy mountain. It's a good time. Get like, get drinks, like honestly, smoke up, get drinks, do smoke up get drinks do whatever you need to do if you're of age and and and try to enjoy this movie for what it is i don't want to spoil anything but it's it's at a time where filmmaking could do certain things to where people you couldn't do it today no way okay it's and some of the stuff actually legitimately

bothered me and i was like this is not okay but really yeah but it's also one of the weirdest things I've ever seen and Frank by any chance if people annoy you and go tell me about the holy mountain Ryan talked about on the podcast he'd love to explain it I'm sure he uh I'm not surprised that like one of the weirdest movies you've ever seen came from Frank I know

Frank is a it was a bizarre gentleman I was like the best way possible I was like laughing legitimately and then laughing out of being uncomfortable throughout the whole thing. Oh dude, I've done that during movies. I'm like, oh god this is actually really uncomfortable. Dude, you know what? It starts with the dude like, spoiler

alert, his face is being eaten by ants and then he just pees himself and then the camera I think follows his piss stream that seeps from his pants and it spells out the words Paul Blart Mall Cop 3 I wish I wish that was the announcement for Paul Blart Mall Cop 3

that was the teaser trailer like uh you know what's seen in any piece of media nothing's ever made me feel more uncomfortable in any piece of film television than the scene in the most recent Nathan For You episode when he makes out with the hooker.

Oh, my God, dude. That was really tough to get through because that was like a five minute on almost it just feels uncut. He just kisses her like very like awkwardly and he just goes on and on and on and he just keeps kissing. I can't believe he actually did it. He went through with it. I watched that with you and we were just like, oh my god.

It's the farthest. I don't know if I would commit to saying it's the farthest he's gone. But it is definitely a testament to his commitment to a role. To a bit. He was awful.

He was great, but he was almost too far for you what the fuck is going on i think that's the farthest he's ever gone in terms of like socially because the thing about it is like i feel like she's aware that she's of course on a tv show but she's unaware of the true character i yeah, yeah. And it's like, ugh, it's so awkward. And, um... Doesn't he pay her each time because she's a prostitute? Yeah, because she's a hooker.

Or, she's not a hooker. She's a... She's like a sex worker, so... What's the difference between a hooker, a sex worker, prostitute? I... Is it just verbiage? I think it's verbiage.

Does it just sound better? I said hooker, and then I realized that sounds bad, so... You want to say escort or sex? No, I think escort even. Lady of the night. I think people just say sex worker. You could say woman of the night apparently it's it's it's rough out there for sex workers now craigslist shut down their their personal i was listening to

npr it's like that and like a site like back page and all like basically apparently there's this thing that trump signed into order yes where any site that could potentially have harmful material on there, like sex trafficking, for example. Yeah. Which I'm against sex trafficking. Don't get me wrong. But like if there could even be a hint of that, then the company could be held responsible. And so no one wants that.

So Craigslist took down their personal section. A bunch of other websites are now down. You know, people are always going to be prostitutes. They're always going to sell sex. So now it makes people that do that, it makes their, I guess, life a lot more dangerous because now they've got to go back to the streets instead of using Craigslist, where it's all documented and pretty safe. I mean, I've bought several women of the night through Craigslist,

and it's always been a very safe, pleasurable experience. And now I have to go back to the streets of Los Angeles to get that. And I'm a little nervous now. Do you think prostitution should be legal? Do I think it should be legal? That's a can of worms. Like, is there a problem? Is there inherently a problem with it other than kind of like the way we want society to be. You know what I mean?

Here's what I'll say about it. I think that if it is a consenting transaction between two adults and it's mutually exclusive as in one person gets money and the other person getting what they pay for, I don't really think there's a problem with it. There's the moral side of it, of course.

Because some stuff is like sex trafficking. Right, right, right. That's awful. But I'm talking about in the case of like, let's say there's a woman and she's willing and consenting to have sex with this man who is willing to pay her for it. I don't think that it's – I think there's bigger crimes out there. And it's like – think about porn. When people shoot porn, that's prostitution essentially because they're being paid to have sex. They're just filming it.

Yeah. For entertainment of other people. So it's like what makes prostitution worse than porn? The government can't get money from it? Exactly. Is that really it? I feel like that's a big part of it. Because in Mexico, I think prostitution is legal.

And they have to go through – I think like – Like pay taxes on it and shit? Yeah, and like sex workers have to be tested every two weeks or something like that. They should, if they did that in America, I feel like, you know, that would go over well. A lot more rich white businessmen would be in less trouble. If you really truly want to live the gritty life you want, then how come you're not making it easier for yourself? I'm not saying that they should. I'm not saying that they should. I'm not saying that they should.

I just think it's weird that politically, like, you try to hold up this, like, ooh, family, wife, kids, no gays, and all this other shit. And he's, like, caught in his office with his pants down, getting, like, blown by a dude. With his cock in it. He's, like, he just opens up the door to office, his cock's in the dude's mouth, and it's, like, whoops. Sorry.

I'm also, like, vehemently anti-gay. And I feel like a lot of that shit is like projection because they're like ashamed. So I got to be anti-gay publicly to hide my true gay self. I just think it's because you think like all these like businessmen would get together and be like, hey, we need to get these laws. We need to make it a little more lenient so we can get off of this easier look i got a family to think about yeah yeah like that type of shit because prostitution is deemed as like immoral if you come out publicly promoting a law like that it just automatically makes you look do you know how many people get caught like with like prostitutes or get caught doing some sort of like in in the midst of a sex

work even how many people how many politicians or movie stars have been caught diddling like there's so many people that have been caught doing stuff that's like just inherently wrong that are in big groups of power it's scary oh yeah just thinking about just how many people are caught that are like number ones in hollywood number ones in politics like that type of shit yeah and it it scares me because i'm like does this mean that this shit is way more popular than i think it is like are these crimes way more popular let's let's knock off like let's take prostitution off but like let's take crimes that are intentionally endangering people like child trafficking. OK.

For example, I'm going to put prostitution on one side and child trafficking at another. OK. Child trafficking. Politicians and movie stars and shit have been caught with kids, have been caught in the child trafficking industry or have just been caught in the sex trade in general. There's the Smallville actress that was a part of a sex trade. She was, she was really that popular to where politicians and movie stars can, or just like, find me. Like, where do you get to the point in life where you're like, Hmm, find me a kid.

Like, I don't know. How do you get a catalog of kids? Like, how does that conversation go up? Like, are you at a dinner party? Then all of a sudden, like some guys like, do you see that kid over there that kid over there it's like yeah oh and also the guy looks over and goes oh i'm into the same thing whoa i think we've talked about this before it was like we're diddle best friends we actually we talked about you're a diddler too yeah we talked about this before on a podcast or something but i just find it so strange how these people of power just find this shit.

Because it just seems like it. And also how they're, like, you would think that, like, for anybody to do something like that is inherently fucking awful. Yeah. But to think that when you're in such a public spotlight, to pursue stuff like that just is, like, so stupid. Because it's, like, your chance of getting caught just went up exponentially. Isn't it? And it's a huge scandal. It's like are they like that like messed up that they risk all of that for that stuff?

That's also going on the conversation between like pedophilia and mental health. Like is there a mixture there or is it just inherently awful people doing awful things type of thing? Of course like it's an awful act. But you get in that debate, which I don't want to touch with a 10-foot pole i do yeah i don't i don't want to touch that topic because i i don't i don't want to talk about that at all hey guys welcome to super mega cast today we're debating is pedophilia a mental health issue yeah let's talk about that but you just get into this weird stuff with like, are there really just that many fucking, just inherently awful people that are like,

yeah, I'll fuck kids. Yeah, definitely. Cause when they do to catch a predator, they'll get like, they'll set up like a fake house and they'll get like, what?

Like 50 dudes in one weekend. And people are ready. Have you seen the people that like try to play it off too? Yeah. It's so funny. Cause it's like, dude, just give it up.

You know what's happening. Every single person that's on that show, no matter what they say, they know what that show is. Like, and they know exactly when those cameras come out. They're just like, oh. Do you think anyone was like starstruck? Like immediately knew like when Chris Hansen came out, they're like, oh shit, that's Chris Hansen.

Fuck. I know what this is. Shit. How did I fall for this? No, no. You see some of the clips where they're like, yeah, I know who you are. Wait, they're like, oh shit, that's Chris Hansen. Fuck. I know what this is. Shit. How did I fall for this? No, no. You see some of the clips where they're like, yeah, I know who you are. Wait, really? Oh, man.

Because the moment he pops out, you know, they're just like, well, that's it. Dude, they should do like celebrity episodes where they have like someone else host it, like SNL, but it's like a different celebrity like catches the pedophiles. So it's like Betty White comes out or like Donald Glover comes out and confronts the pedophiles. That'd be great. Why? How come Chris Hansen is like, okay, you can leave now. And then he just lets the guy walk.

But then like the people like tackle the guy afterwards or they'll send him outside. And it just seems like a weird kind of thing to do. Because it's fucking fun to watch. It is. It's really fun to watch a pedophile get tackled by the police. Because, like, from their perspective, from the pedophile's perspective, it's like, oh, wow. And then they go to jail.

Yeah. And then they go to jail. Their face is on national television. Oh, my God, dude. Like, it might also have to do, like, some legal thing, maybe. Yeah. Because, like, I don't know. But, God, that shit's just, like, that shit.

And I think it's funny how chris hansen got caught cheating in a sting operation did he yeah did you hear that no i caught cheating on his wife in a sting operation how do you get caught in a sting operation cheating on his wife i don't know the details of it but his wife hired a private investigator something like that and he got caught in like a sting literally he kind of got caught like to catch a predator style cheated on his wife his wife comes hello there sit down why don't you have a seat right over there chris hansen's wife is just chris hansen with a wig that's what she looks like chris hansen walks in the house to cheat on his wife he's like hello and she's like hey i made some cookies they're on the counter

oh great i know and then his wife comes out and she's like would you like some milk with those cookies uh-oh he pulls out his shirt collar like steam comes out and she's like, would you like some milk with those cookies? Uh-oh. He pulls out his shirt collar. Yeah, he pulls out his shirt collar. Like steam comes out of his ears. Beads of sweat start forming at his brow. It wipes him away. Oh, man. I would love to.

Life is a highway. I want to ride it. All night long. And I want to end the podcast too. Okay. you