supermegashow - EP 95 - E3 Wishes (ft. Jimmy Whetzel)

Episode Date: June 12, 2018

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19-plus and physically located in Ontario. Gambling problem? Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connectsontario.ca. Hey everybody, welcome to episode 95 of Super Megacast. Today we have a very special guest that we've been meaning to get on this podcast for ages, but he lives in the Big Apple, New York City, so schedules don't always work out. But, hey, he's in town right now. But he's finally here. He's sitting right next to me across from you.

We're not recording in our usual set-up place in the Grumps room because they're recording Grumps right now. It was a bit of a scheduling mishap. I was like, let's record a podcast today. And then Dan and Aaron showed up and they're like, hey, we're recording. So now we went to a side room and set up some microphones. So if it sounds a little echoey or a little not as crisp, get used to it. But you know what is crisp? What?

Our friend. Hi. Jimmy. Jimmy, do you want to introduce yourself? My name is Jimmy Wetzel. Nice. I'm a YouTube person who hasn't done anything in a year, but that's fine. It's fine, dude.

You're on Twitter, too, right? I'm on Twitter. I'm on Twitch. That's where I mostly am. Twitch. I've been getting into Twitch recently. I'm having a good time but that's fine. It's fine, dude. You're on Twitter, too, right? I'm on Twitter. I'm on Twitch. That's where I'm mostly at. Twitch now. I've been getting into Twitch recently. I'm having a good time. Twitch is awesome.

I really enjoy it. Yeah. My favorite thing is playing Bejeweled at 3 o'clock in the morning to make the voices stop. Have you played Peggle 2? No, I haven't. Peggle 2's a good one. Oh, Peggle's great.

Peggle is a fantastic game. I'd recommend getting Peggle 2. It's kind of in the same class of games that Bejeweled's in. Is that like an Xbox 360? It's an Xbox 360 game originally, but it's for the Xbox 1. Do you have an Xbox? I have an Xbox 1. You might be able to get it on the Microsoft

Store too. I'm not sure about that one. If you have an Xbox 1, then you can... I have it downloaded because if I'm bored, I just play it. I used to go to my friend's dorm room and I'd just watch him play Peggle 2 for like six hours straight. I didn't even play it, I just watched him play. It's a lot of fun. It's really fun. It's a lot of excitement.

Is Peggle the one that's like a snake of marbles that you... No, you shoot a ball from the top of the screen and there's a bunch of different point other balls around the screen that you have to hit and make disappear and your goal is to try to get all the jewels I don't know what you want to you want to blast them out of this world

just want to get rid of it but it's fun because you get special abilities and stuff depending on what character you play as I want to play bejeweled okay hold on now you guys will remember this older podcast listeners probably won't but do you guys remember that website? What was it called? Where it was like you played at school and it was like almost like a board game. And there were different mini games on each one. And one of them was like a fruit game where it was Bejeweled, but it was with fruit.

And do you guys know what I'm talking about? No. Did you ever in school? Did you ever play? Also, the Bejeweled official YouTube channel? They subscribed to me. What? Yep. And they sent me an email one time.

They were like, hey, if you're ever in Seattle, we'll give you a tour of PopCap. And I was just like, sure. And I never went because I just was busy. You should go, though. You should 100% go and get it. Yeah, if that offer three years later is still valid, I will take it. I mean, maybe they'll be like, yeah, it is still valid. They'll email you after this podcast.

Just a little name drop. Thank you. You should see if they'll, like, fly you out to Seattle and you get like a free trip out of it. I get a free Bejeweled. Like be like, yeah, I'm going to the Bejeweled headquarters. No big deal. I actually, I read about this guy today who, genius strategy. He lives in the UK, but he's originally from San Francisco.

And when he wants to go home to visit, he'll just like look for, he'll do like a, um, what's it, what's it called? Um, handstands, not handstands, um, interviews, job interviews. And basically like he'll get companies to like pay for him to fly out. Um, and, and he just doesn't go to the interview or like he'll go to the interview, but then he'll, uh, it's like a free trip for him. He'll just like, yeah, if I want to go home on vacation vacation i'll just like get a company to fly me out for an interview and then i just won't take the job but then i have a free trip home wasn't that a lot of like problems with like

instagram people at one point or just anybody who had had some sort of notoriety yeah they'd be they tried to do the same thing except it's like you know hey i'll give your hotel a good review yeah i was gonna say stay in a hotel wait i'll tweet about it i'll tweet about your hotel if you give me a free night can we do that no i mean we could but like we're gonna be we're gonna get called out probably as assholes which shit but that's a free stay at a hotel yeah that we're probably not gonna get because they probably don't do that as much fuck i just want to like to like hit up somewhere in Hawaii and be like, hey, you guys want to tweet? Want to tweet about something? Do you want to tweet?

Just Hawaii. Hawaii's great. Dude, I've been calling out Elon Musk the whole time, man. You know, if you're, as I'll say it and I'll say it again, if you're so fucking rich and smart, then it wouldn't be any problem for you to send me a Tesla. That's all I'm saying. And me. Like that would just be like dropping a penny out of his pocket.

Like, oops. Oh, well, I don't need to pick it up. Like he won't think about it. Just do it on a whim. I hope he's high as a kite right now. And he's in a very generous mood. And for some reason, listening to our podcast. In a generous, innocent type of mood.

And he's listening to our podcast for some reason. Someone sent it to him and he's listening to the clip. He's baked as hell. Then he sends me a Tesla. You know, I like that, Ryan McGee. The crossover, if you're wondering, Mr. Tesla. Did he really send a car into space? He did, yeah. Oh, he did. I thought that was a fake video.

Is it still just like shooting off into space? It's somewhere. Yeah, it's going to Mars, right? So you're just going to crash into Mars? It's, well, he, it's not, he wants it to land. He wants there to be a legitimate, just Tesla, like model shot. Of course, some rocks have got to hit that car. Dude, that thing is going to have some dings on it.

Or maybe not because it's such a durable car. Yeah. Yeah. Why don't we send like a fucking like hatchback into space to Mars that'd be great I know nothing about cars but I know that

I want a Jeep even though I think they're pretty dangerous they're very prone to rolling over yeah they're very top heavy

I don't have a license I don't have anything mostly because the driver's ed teacher at my high school was really scary I didn't want to yeah

he was my algebra teacher freshman year and I was just like I don't ever think my algebra teacher freshman year and I was just like I don't ever think I told you my name so I feel weird like if you'd remember me it was one of those things like if you meet somebody but you don't know if they remember you so you don't say hi I didn't want to be like do you remember me in your class and you'd be like no but like oh okay well I guess we'll drive now for an hour together in the car. But if you stuck with it, you could have gotten your license. That's true.

That's true. My only form of ID is a passport card. I mean, you don't need a license in New York City, right? No, but I would like to be out here, and I probably should have one. Yeah, you definitely. Driving in Los Angeles is. A must. Yeah.

I mean, it sucks, but it's. It would be way too much in Uber expenses to just go all over the place all the time. I feel like I'd like it better, though, because there's so much traffic. I wouldn't have to worry about like going too fast and crashing my car. You get a moped. You can zoom around LA on a little bit. I want to get a Razor scooter.

Traffic excites you. You're like, I can't wait for traffic. Honestly, yeah. I get to not pay attention. Just put some music on and I can just. I mean, I do that. I put on like podcasts. Well, actually, I don't put on podcasts. Honestly, yeah. I get to not pay attention as much. Just put some music on and I can just... I mean, I do that. I put on like podcasts. Well, actually, I don't put on podcasts.

Do you put on Super Megacast? Oh, yeah. Do you ever listen to us? Every day, no. I listen to NPR. Oh. With the long face, Matt. Do you listen to This American Life?

Because I did for a while and then I had to stop because I was like, okay, the world is still terrifying. I used to listen to This American Life. It's good. Did you ever listen to Ser American Life. It's good. Did you ever listen to Serial? What's going on? Serious FM?

Serial. It's a murder mystery. Well, not really. It's kind of. Oh, like a serial killer. It was a podcast from a few years ago. Yeah. It was a This American Life spinoff, and it was about a guy named Adnan Syed who was from Maryland.

He went to jail because he was found to allegedly murdered his high school girlfriend. It was a long thing. I'm not doing justice. Hey, Lenny. Hey, how are you? Good, thank you. How are you? Doing alright. It was awesome. I liked it. It's like true crime.

I wasn't super into season two of it because it was just like, did this guy desert the army or not? And it wasn't the main host, Sarah Koenig, as much either, whose voice I really liked. But season one is really good. They're making an HBO series about, what's his name, Syed. Really? Yeah. He got a retrial because of the show, I think, the podcast.

Yeah, well, they're making an HBO series that picks up where the podcast like ended oh shit am I allowed to say bad words on this? yeah Matt say bad words you get three fuck

shit my podcast is gonna be deleted damn Daniel see we said fuck damn and shit there we go dude advertisers I do have a question about that because I haven't made a video since

subscribe to me guys I haven't made a video since February of last year before adpocalypse I still wasn't making anything anyway but I haven't had anything yet knock on wood demonetized i haven't because probably because i haven't uploaded anything but do you is that still a thing going because i feel like i haven't heard as much about it

still it is still a thing right now it seems like the calm before the storm honestly it got better but okay it's i it's not going to just be better yeah that's what i figured they're figuring out some other way to crack down on it and they're going to implement it and it's going to get a whole bunch of other people demonetized and yeah just keep going down the line until they're left with steven colbert the rock and will smith which if they all teamed up and made a youtube channel i'd watch the hell out of that is it will smith getting like a youtube red original or some shit yeah i saw that like they were like guys'd watch the hell out of that. I kind of want to. Isn't Will Smith getting like a YouTube Red original or some shit? Yeah. I saw that. Like they were like,

guys, here's the new lineup of YouTube Red shows. And it was all like, it was like, Will Smith. It was all celebrities except for the slow-mo guys. Yeah, it was all like TV personalities. And people were like, what the fuck? What about the like creators on the platform? Why aren't they getting YouTube Red shows? Well, I mean, I think most of the creator shows

on YouTube Red probably just weren't that good. Yeah. And so now they're like, celebrities, they know what's going on. Oh, is the Cobra Kai thing a YouTube Red original series? Who's Cobra Kai? I don't know who that is. Cobra Kai is, did you ever see Karate Kid?

Yeah. It's like them making Karate Kid into a modern family type comedy. They're all grown up. They got the actual actors from the first movie, except for the old man. I don't think he's still around. But that's mean. He might still be around. I don't think.

Probably not. He was old in that movie. Miyagi? Miyagi, yeah. I wanted to say Yamazaki. Miyagi. Mr. Miyagi. Speaking of Japanese names.

Suicide Doors, Arikari. Look at me now. Anyways, what's up? They're discontinuing my favorite Japanese whiskey, and I'm very sad because they ran out of it. I thought, man, I thought you were about to say they're canceling your favorite Martian. I was about to get so sad. They already canceled my favorite Martian. What?

It took me a minute to remember what that was. Right? Oh, my God. I feel like we I feel like. He's back. He is back. He released a conspiracy guy music video. We donated it to one of his live streams and he didn't even recognize it.

Like he never said anything. I was pissed off. I have a favorite lyric from that song. From a new Ray William Johnson banger? From the conspiracy theory. I've said it before. I've said it before and I'll say it again for Jimmy it's a wonderful

lyric I'm gonna find the White House mailbox and poop in it I like you're a douche bag like that's the whole song like you're just jamming in your car in traffic just listen to some of your favorite

alright Ryan Ryan what's up come on man what are the odds Like you're just jamming in your car in traffic. Just listen to some of your favorite Martian. Yeah, dude. All right, Ryan. Ryan. What's up? Come on, man. What are the odds that you have to get a tattoo of the little guy from your favorite Martian? Never. Never. Never.

Not even as a joke. No. No. Out of 100, let's do it. Explain that to someone. Out of 100, let's do it. The moment I let YouTube affect my legitimate personal life, it already does mentally just because.

Get me verified on Twitter and I'll do anything. I'm trying to say the same thing here. I'll get your favorite Martian tattoo on my chest if Twitter will verify me. No, I'm not. I'm not trying to be mean. I'm not in that, sorry. But I think Jimmy's might get verified before you. I don't think so.

I just have a feeling. I don't think so. You actually post things on the internet. Yeah, but you're a lot more, your posts are a lot more like tweets, Twitter,

they're going to look at Matt's tweets and they're going to go, hmm, what a disruptive young gentleman. What a, what a,

what a crass young lad. And they're going to look at Jimmy and go, he has a lot of mental problems. Yeah. This Jimmy guy. We should give him a blue check. We like him.

Very sweet. Yeah. Like, I feel like your Twitter is much more verifiable than mine. My Twitter is just stupid bullshit. I want to stop using it. Like, I like talking with people still, thankfully. Like, I don't think I'll ever really get to the point that a lot of social media people,

internet people do, that are just like, I don't want to even read anything. And I probably shouldn't read some stuff, because it really gets to me. It's a damper on your day. You can start your day off really just horrid by reading comments. It's one of the reasons

why I don't post as much anymore. Because it really, it just, as I'm working on something, it'll just replay in my head. Yeah, well, that's why I primarily, that's why I pretty much only shitpost on Twitter. Because I'm like, if someone gives a stupid response, I'm like, it was a stupid tweet anyway. Yeah. I like Twitch a lot. That's like my favorite place. Shout out to my Twitch people.

I have a very supportive and positive group of people on Twitch I think just Twitch is a supportive community because it's people who are actively supporting you non-stop like you'll get the people every now and then that like want to goof you they want to goof you hard man but at the end of the day I've even noticed

that the community that you build like if it's people that show up again and again like regulars it's it's a really just nice community usually i like i like playing games on twitch i play a lot of like mario party i prefer than doing like let's plays and stuff like that my favorite thing was just sit and talk to a webcam like i love doing i did that for like seven hours the other day it's really fun just like podcasting to. Yeah. I've met a lot of people too. Cause I,

I switched, well, I didn't switch. I, I would like to say I like, I do both, but I feel like I still just do Twitch, I guess full time compared to YouTube now.

How often do you stream? Well, when my, my computer has been broken for the last, it, I broke last August, which is a story it's a story about that

and it was broken until like January because I just didn't have the time to repair it the hard drive was fucked and everything and then

it was fixed for a month did you try turning it off and turning it back on I did actually yeah it was just a few times one time it did boot up though

all of a sudden you're like shit I need to ah fuck that was probably it it was unplugged. Yeah. Yeah. Shit.

That's why. Yeah, I was in the middle of my room and not at my desk. That's why. I don't have a monitor. It wasn't even in the room. Yeah. That happened to me once. Like, I actually, like, all day, I was like, why is my computer not turning on?

And then I realized it was just unplugged. And I was like, wow, that's stupid. Well, it's, like, slightly a little bit unplugged. So you're like, it is plugged in. But then you get closer. No, it was, like, full on just unplugged. And I was like wow it's like slightly a little bit unplugged so you're like it is plugged in but then you get closer and it's no it was like full on just unplugged and I was like wow do you ever have those moments where like you're in a program or you're doing something on your computer something's fucked up

like with a program and you try to restart the program do all this stuff and you're probably working at it for 30 minutes you're like I've literally done everything I've changed the input the output I've looked up all these YouTube tutorials then you're like you just restart the computer and it's all fixed. And it's like, boom, works.

It's like, well, you know, that should always be like my first thing. And that's, isn't that customer services always go to? It's like, have you tried turning it off? Well, yeah, there's that show, The IT Crowd. And like the catchphrase from that show is, it was like, have you tried turning it on and off again? And it's like, that's so true. Because that will fix like 90% of the problems on your computer. Just like turn it off and turn it back on.

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now let's get, let's, let's go back to the future and let current or past Matt and Ryan and Jimmy finish the podcast. I had to call Microsoft recently. It goes into your question. How often I stream when I, my computer is not broken.

I'm streaming multiple times a week. I like to do at least three. I try to do at least one now, but when I first started,'m streaming multiple times a week I like to do at least three I try to do at least one now but when I first started it was three times a week but now it's just whenever I feel like it but my computer updated back in February right before I came here last time

and it completely I thought it bricked my computer even though I don't have anything illegal on it I don't have anything illegal on it. I don't really pirate anything. Windows updated and every time Windows would boot, all of my USB ports didn't work.

I couldn't even try and get into safe mode or get back to a previous version of Windows. I was just like, okay, well I will deal with this when my brain stops telling me that I... I was going to get really dark, but I won't.

You get it. I got you. I got you, pal. And then, like, a few days ago, I just woke up really angry. I was just like, I want to please start new multiplayer, too. I'm going to fix my computer. So I called Microsoft, and the first thing they said was like... Did Phil Spencer answer the phone? I wish. The first thing...

I'm pretending I know who that is. I don't think I remember. What? Phil Spencer? Does he do anything with E3? He's the big Microsoft dude, isn't he? Isn't he Bill Gates? I thought that was Bill Gates.

Whatever. Phil Spencer's the Xbox guy? I think it is the Xbox guy. It's the Xbox guy. He's the guy... I know that name. Is it the Xbox guy? I think it is the Xbox guy. It's the Xbox guy. He's the guy. Look up his picture. American executive. He's an executive at... Phil Spencer is an American business executive who's the executive president of gaming at Microsoft. He's currently the head of the Xbox brand and leads the global creative and engineering teams responsible for gaming at Microsoft.

Who's the guy that works at Microsoft at E3 that looks like the dad from High School Musical? Do you know who I'm talking about? I forgot what the dad... Are you talking about Bill... Not Bill. Is that the guy that did the developers thing where he's like, developers, developers, developers, and he's really sweaty and he's bald?

That looks like the dad from High School Musical. That's the dad from High School Musical. Yeah, and there's a guy that works at Microsoft. He has E3. Was that not Phil Spencer, dude? I don't know. I don't think so. Phil Spencer is a hot man.

Who am I thinking of? Steve Ballmer. I'm thinking of Steve Ballmer, dude. Look how hot he is. That's the guy. Yeah, Phil Spencer. Yeah, I knew I... Yeah.

He's a hot man. He honestly... Yeah. Meanwhile, look at this guy. This is Steve Ballmer. I'm purple dicking looking He honestly, yeah. Meanwhile, look at this guy. This is Steve. I'm purple dicking looking at Phil, dude. Purple dicking? I've never heard that.

I will be using that. I started saying that a lot on the street. When I get excited, I'll just be like, man, I'm blue dicking right now. Blue dicking. There's like different levels. I got to get to that purple. Got to get to that good purple dick. I'm starting to pink dick right now.

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why is he doing this he was just really excited about like independent developers but can can you imagine being that sweaty on stage i would cry if i got that sweat i'd be like can a kid someone just give me their shirt? Half of that water would be tears. I just asked someone in the front row, like, can you just give me your shirt real quick? Like, please. Just not even to change it to it, just to like wipe your face.

Just to drip it. I'm excited for E3. I'm really excited. Speaking of purple dicking. I fucking derailed you. You didn't finish your computer story, did you? I didn't finish. I also was going to ask a question.

You called Microsoft. Yes, I called Microsoft. The first thing they said was, you should turn your computer on and off again. And then... Then you did it. Yeah, it didn't work. But I guess the type of...

This is such a boring topic. The type of BIOS I had, I couldn't... I had to turn my computer off while it was turning on, which I was like, am I going to break my computer by doing this? But I was able to get safe mode up that way.

That's good. See you in the story. Follow my Twitch. I'm back. I play games. That's the end of the story. Please support. That was, we'll get to E3, but I have a question for you too.

Yeah. I keep my computer mostly on sleep. Me too. Should I turn it off like every day? I turn my PC off. I have a Mac that I do like video stuff on. What's good computer health shit. Okay.

Yeah. I have comments telling me I'm wrong probably, but from what I have, have, have garnered from knowing people who know about computers, it's not good. It's better to leave your computer on sleep than turn it off and on because apparently,

but is it good to turn it off every now and then? Yes. Yeah. But like turning it off and on because apparently. But is it good to turn it off every now and then? Yes. Yeah. But like turning it off and on every day apparently is not that good for it because it uses so much power to turn it off and on. Okay. So you put it on sleep. It's probably fun.

It's like when you start a car. Like if you're going to just be parked somewhere for like a few minutes. Yeah. That does make sense. You don't want to turn it off and turn it back on. Yeah. Yeah. Think of it like a car.

Okay. And. Except not because they're two completely different. And if you, I think if you have a car and you're like going away for a long time, you should ask somebody to start it up every so often. Yeah. Or else, you know, the battery will die. Battery will die. And then you'll be in a real pickle.

Like a dumbass. Like a real fucking dumbass. Did your parents, when you were kids in the car, ever tell you not to turn the light on in the car? Because they can't see it at nighttime and they can't see what they're driving. Like, turn it off. I'm going to crash. I want to play my game boy. But like, it's also apparently like a cop could pull you over for having that light

on for being a distraction. What? For some reason. That's what I heard. That's stupid. In certain states, maybe. I don't know. Did you guys see that video of the cop pulling out his gun on a dude at the gas station that

he thought was stealing Mentos, even though he paid for them. Yeah, I did. Did you see that? I did. It was like an off-duty cop. Put it back. He draws his gun on him. And the dude's like, I paid for these.

You're stealing those. And he's like, no, I just paid for these. And he's like, no, he's trying to steal them. And he's like, I just paid for these. But you know what irked me the most of that video? What? The cashier was not helpful until the cop asked for a third time. It's like, did he pay for these?

Yeah. Are you sure? Because the register, the guy at the register was just watching. He didn't say a word. He didn't say like, yeah, he paid. But maybe he was, you know, surprised the fact that a cop pulled a gun on a dude for quote unquote, potentially stealing Mentos. Some Mento.

Imagine like, imagine shooting somebody over stealing a pack of Mentos from a gas station. Imagine like ending someone's life over a little pack of 10 Mentos a gas station. Imagine ending someone's life over a little pack of 10 Mentos. I wouldn't be surprised to see that, honestly. Dude, he was so he wanted to pull that gun. He was like, pull him back! Pull him back! Honestly, that cop's lucky. It didn't, like, he didn't It would have been

the next big national thing. The Mentos. It was stupid enough that he pulled out his gun and pointed it at someone. He was off-duty, too. It's always off-duty cops. He was like, that he pulled out his gun and pointed it at someone. He was off-duty too. I mean, he's like... It's always off-duty cops, dude. He was like, he was like, did he pay for them? Yes. Are you sure? Yes. My apologies, sir. Yep. Did he get fired? I feel like that's a

fireable offense. I don't know. Like, you don't pull your gun on someone over stealing Mentos. I don't know. Like, people like pulling their guns out. Did you see that video where, like, this guy just, like, was pulling up to his house? He was in the cul-de-sac or something. This cop just started pointing. It's a famous video. It was like, cop points a gun at me.

Gazoinks. Oh, shit, dude. When I was a kid, I used to call Mentos chewy chewies. Chewy chewies. Yeah, and goldfish. Fishy fishies. Chewy chewies is actually a really good name for a candy, and I feel like that would sell very well if that was a marketable.

It's a very marketable brand. A lot of times they weren't chewy, though. Sometimes you get a really rock hard mento and it like cracks in half it hurts yeah let me see this I was going to ask you mentioned games when you were in school

like however long ago we started this did you ever play an ice cream truck game did you ever play like a caveman game? No. It was all like, all our games had to do with like math. We didn't get to play anything fun. Cool math games.

Kind of. I don't know what that is, but no. It's a website everyone went to. Well, I mean, the video is not that great. It's just a cop pulling out his gun. When I looked up cop pulls out gun, there are actually a shit ton of videos of just cops pulling out their guns on people. Dude, that would actually be a really scary

feeling, because you're like, oh shit. Dude, I don't want to stare down the barrel of a gun. I've never looked at a loaded gun. I don't trust that person's finger. Like, they might get a little twitch. Oops! You don't point a gun at someone unless you're intent to kill them. Yeah. Right? Isn't that the rule? Isn't that like the number one rule you follow?

Why else would you point a gun at someone? I don't know. To intimidate them because you're a cop and you're fucking awesome? I'm an undercover cop who doesn't play by the rules. I'm not saying all cops are like that. Dude. All I'm saying is- Because I know some cops.

I know some cops too. They're nice people. There's some bad apples though. There's a couple bad apples in the bunch. I was pulled over by a bad apple one time. Really? Yeah. What'd he do? What if he actually handed you a bad apple? He was pretty sour.

He was like a little Granny Smith apple. Am I right? Am I right, boys? He had a little worm growing out of his head. He did. I actually, one time I bit into an apple and it had like a cartoon worm in it. And I was like, ew. Like, this is real. Did he have like a cartoon worm in it. And I was like, ew, like this is real. Did he have like a little book in his hand? Some glasses.

Did you have that like sticker in your school library? Oh yeah. Yeah. I remember that. I remember that sticker. Exactly. Did you ever have this? Did you guys get the Scholastic Book Fair?

Oh yeah. Wasn't that, get your, that's a, talk about a purple dick situation. That was a purple dick moment. The Scholastic. No, whenever the book fair like came to the school and like set up in your library yep like yeah like vein burst in purple dick in 100 like like call call call a paramedic because i need one of those shots that makes your my heart is going to fail all of my blood is in my day it's literally going to explode all over the place like a a mosquito when you flex, even though

I think that's just a myth. We talked about it two or three podcasts ago. Couldn't find a video of it. I couldn't either. And I tried it and the mosquito bit me and flew away. It was infuriating. You know what's... Oh. I was going to say, not mosquito, but I got stung by a yellow jacket wasp on my dickle. On your dick hole?

On my dickle. Dickle. I thought you said dickle and I was like, I can't picture a worse place to be stung by a yellow jacket. It was horrible. How did your dick get stung? But wait, wait. Did it go in your pants? Where were you, Jimmy? What was going on?

I was at pool, and my friends and I all went to the picnic area, and there was a stick sticking out from underneath the table. I was just like, oh, this stick is going to poke somebody and hurt them. I'll break it off. I smacked it down. With a stick? The stick lands underneath the table. I was just like, oh, this stick is going to poke somebody and hurt them. I'll break it off. I smacked it down. The stick lands on the floor. There's a tiny little hive, like a honeycomb at the end of the stick. I guess it was stuck to the bottom of the table by something.

There were two yellow jackets. I guess one flew away. The other one flew up, landed on my knee, and crawled up my shorts. I don't remember if it was exactly on my dick, but it was dick region. But to him, this was a Shadow of the Colossus moment. Exactly. He's searching for that weak point.

He's going into a cave, and then he's like, oh, shit. I feel really bad for the 15-year-old volunteer lifeguard that had to pull the stinger out of my dick. Pull the stinger out of your dick? Yeah, because I was probably like 7 or 8 years old it was last week oh my god I can't imagine I'd probably have to like go to the

ER for that I know a friend I've mentioned this like on several episodes like way back and I still won't tell the story because I want to wait until he gets on the podcast one day to tell it, Jose. Yep. But it's a story of basically like he essentially received a hand job in the ocean and had to

go to the emergency room. But I'll just leave it at that. It's a fantastic story. But I stepped on a bumblebee once at the pool. Bumblebees apparently have like the worst sting out of all of the types of bees. Hornets, I think think can sting repeatedly. They don't die as soon as they sting. Okay, what's the difference between a hornet and a wasp? Hornets

wasps I think die when they sting you. I thought that was bees. Also bees. Okay. Wasps are... Because their sting is connected to their insides. Wasps also I think like try and eat bees. Are wasps and hornets both like black, like dark colored? I don't know. No, a wasp is

yellow. Oh, so I was stung by a hornet. I'm going to look up pictures. What's the black one? Probably a hornet. I think hornets don't have any color on them. One summer, I would have three yellow jacket wasps get into my room every day. Oh, shit. I'm trying to look. It was like a No, hornets are yellow. Yeah, I'm trying to find

What? What? Okay, hornet. Yellow jackets are definitely trying to find... What? Okay, hornet. Yellow jackets are definitely yellow. Dude, I used to... One time I accidentally stumbled upon a huge yellow jacket nest, and they just went insane. My sister went to go play in the mud at a baseball field one time in our neighborhood, and she was playing, and I guess there was a huge hornet's nest in the mud.

She was maybe six years old. She had maybe 20 stings on her back. Shit. It was, yeah. That's, like, hospital. Attacked, yeah. No, because, like, you can be killed by bees very easily. Yeah, you can, especially if you're allergic.

There was a big bee's nest at the pool one time, and there was these kids throwing rocks at it. And I'm like, there are tons of people in our area that are allergic to bees and will die. Why are you doing this? Because there's those, there's being allergic to bees, and then there's these super aggressive swarm of killer bees. Yes. That just, they'll come out

of nowhere and just attack people and kill them, essentially. Or like Africanized bees. Those, yeah, yeah. I don't like bees. They're so cool, though. Even if it's like, even if- They're so cool though. Even if it's like- They are. They can tell so many things just by dancing, apparently.

And also like, they create like, they create like cities with like nursery rooms. So are ants. Like ants and bees are both really cool. Yeah. But they suck when they sting you. And I've only been stung by a bee once in my life. And it was when I stepped on a bumblebee at the pool and its sting went right into the bottom of my foot and holy shit.

It was not fun to walk around. I was like itchy too. I remember I had to get a bottle cap and I had to scrape the sting out of the bottom of my foot. You scrape it as soon as you can. I've only been stung once and it was by a hornet and my hand looked like when you blow up a balloon at the doctor's office.

Blow up a glove? A glove, son. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. When you just, you know, the doctor hands you a balloon. Blow it up, son. Imagine a doctor just walking in, doesn't say a word, and starts making balloon animals.

So what are you here for? You want this or what? You want a balloon animal or something? My cousin got stung on the lip one time and it swelled up. Of course, my entire family is like a family of assholes who roast each other. So they all called him the lip.

For like a week. We live in Hollywood. Why are people paying $1,000 for Botox? Just go out and get a bee and let it sting your lip. I guarantee that there's people out there that'll be like, I'll try that, but it's a new natural way.

The my strange addiction where the woman's like, I forced myself to be stung by bees. Does she hold the bee with a tweezers? Yes. That's animal cruelty. She coyotes. They die. Oh my god, that guy. I really enjoy his stuff. What a legend. I really like him. He's a handsome man.

Coyote Peterson, if you want to come onto our podcast, because I know you're a big fan of it, you watch it every chance you can. I would love to have you on the podcast. His sloth videos are the best. We sent him an email. He didn't respond. He didn't respond. Oh, really?

Come on, Coyote. What are you doing, man? Well, we sent his agent an email. Yeah. He reminds me of Zoom Boomafoo when I watch his videos. Yeah. Did you ever watch that show? Oh, Coyote. What are you doing, man? Well, he sent his agent an email. Yeah. It reminds me of Zoom Boomafoo when I watch his videos. Yeah. Did you ever watch that show? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Did you watch Zoom? Oh, I watch Zoom all the time. Zoom, come on in. Zoom, come on in. So few people know what I'm talking about when I reference that. I know. Zoom was a...

Zoom, Zoom, Zoom, Zoom. I didn't like it. Something about it was kind of freaky, though. It was like a black void. Yeah. Yeah. I thought you were about to say there was like a black girl. There was like a black girl on the show.

It freaked me out. No, no, no. The whole show existed in this like hellish black void. They all wore like primary colors. Yeah. Well, no. More like a red shirt, blue shirt, and all that. Same kind of clothes as they wore on Legends of the Hidden Temple.

Like very teal and like neon orange. I remember, I just remember there was an episode where they had a basketball and they were like, how many bumps are on the basketball? So like they took a Sharpie and they literally counted all the bumps on a basketball. They like fast forwarded, of course. That's the kid that doesn't have friends, I feel like.

Was there one kid in a wheelchair? I don't know. I don't remember. The only thing I remember, yours was the basketball. Mine was there was an episode where they made pillows out of old T-shirts. And I remember going, Mom, can I do that? And she goes, no, that's a waste of a T-shirt.

You've got three fucking pillows. I was like, okay. We already have pillowcases. Why would, why would. Yeah, exactly. Oh, you know what I remember? What? You mentioned E3.

Yeah. I want to talk about it. Let's go back to E3. Talk about it. My shit. I'm going to be pissed. It's been like five years where every E3 I'm like, just a little something. Like five in a row.

Come on, Nintendo, please. You go on Twitter and it's like all everyone talks about is Animal Crossing, Animal Crossing. Pikmin 4. Yeah, Pikmin 4. They said back in 2015. It was done. Pikmin 4 is almost done, guys. Yeah.

Where is it? I don't know. Where is it? I feel't know. Where is it? I feel like it was for the Wii U, and then they're like, oh, shit. Well, we got to remake it for the Switch now. I feel like everything Nintendo's put out has been like, this was for the Wii U, but nobody bought it. So why would we put it out?

That's why so many games have been ported, and they sell out. Like the Mario Kart. Yeah. I mean, Mario Kart 8 still looks and plays. Oh, it's great. I still play it. I have like 100 something hours in there still. Maybe even 200. We should play. Do I have you on Switch? I think we do

because we were friends on Miitomo or something. And so it translated into our Nintendo account. I actually really enjoyed Miitomo even though it was like a short-lived thing. Me too. For the five days that we were all into it. I liked it. Yeah. And then also, I feel like I took it seriously for a bit and then i just started like shit posting for all my answers that's where the daddy shit started with me

we're like i remember that then just that quote by itself that's where the daddy started with me you know it all started back in me tomo that's where the daddy but like i where i was just like where daddy like started oh do you remember that that Do you remember that? Is that where that started? We're like, well, for the super mega stuff, because I would just comment on just your stuff or someone else's stuff with like my weird looking me character. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Daddy likes. I remember that. Yep.

I find daddy, I don't, it's kind of, it's a little weird to me, but there's something about, if like somebody tweets me and they're like, or they comment, somebody commented on my Facebook or my Instagram the other day, they were just like happy birthday dad. I hate when they say dad. I think, I think hey dad. Dad is so funny to me. No. It's, no. That, that one's too like, it's really real. I think,

I think it's funny because it's just like, what the fuck? See daddy, I know they're goofing. Daddy to me. Daddy just seems like they're really serious. Yeah, it's like, oh okay. Hey dad. No one calls me mommy. You're goofing. Daddy to me. Daddy just seems like they're really serious. Yeah, it's like, oh, okay. Hey, dad. No one calls me mommy. You're my dad.

Why does no one call me mommy? When you say it like that, that is a little creepy. I like king also. I'm just like, yes, king. Oh, that's good. I never freeze. I like poppy. Like the...

Poppy seeds? No, like... The singer? That poppy? No, not the singer. Like what someone in Miami would say, like, hey, Poppy. Oh. Hey, Poppy.

My Uber driver, when I got into the car one time, called me Poppy. And like, I was like, oh, we're married. I'm marrying this man. Finally, it's happened. That's like, that's like a, that's like a strong. Hey, Poppy. Like that's, that's got some implication behind it. Could you imagine just like in a cartel movie, just like the head boss going, hey, papi.

Imagine a cartel where they all just kiss. Like they're like super close and they're always just kissing and calling each other papi. That's a really progressive cartel. MS-13, step it up. Come on. Yeah, what are they doing? Right now they're just disemboweling fathers in front of their sons before pulling out their heart as well. They need to get on a less violent train.

And maybe they should start kissing their bros. That's all I'm saying. So yeah, Animal Crossing. I don't think they're actually I have no faith in them to do it this year. Wait, hold on. We're back from the future again because we have one more ad read for you. Uh oh, Gadzooks. You've heard us talk

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Besides Smash Bros. now, what do they have? No, but think about it. They're gonna show off the new Smash Bros., which is a new game, hopefully. I hope so, too. I think it is. If it was just a port, they would've said it already. Yeah. Because every other port's been set. Yeah, so it's gonna be Smash Bros., they're gonna show more of that tennis game,

and they're to show Pokemon. Those are going to be the three big ones. And then they're going to have a bunch of the tiny things. Then they're going to also be like Nintendo Online or whatever it's called, even though it sucks. Yeah, pay for this, even though it will crash anyway. Use your phone and wait until it runs out of battery. Wait, hook up your phone to your Switch and also hook it up to a headset

and then the headset to your Switch. Yep. And then say Bloody Mary in the bathroom with the lights off three times. It's so dumb. I don't want to believe you, Ryan, but I feel like that's... I feel like you're pretty... I'm pissed they're getting rid of Virtual Console. And everybody's just like, just wait and see.

It'll be better. Why are they doing that? I don't... I'm just... I don't know. Just give me Donkey Kong Country. Just give me like... Yes, Donkey Kong Country, Donkey Kong Country 2.

Give me Link's Awakening. Give me Liberty or give me Death. Don't you think it's just a big ocean of money they could be swimming in? Yeah. For stuff that's already made. I don't want to seem like... I'm sure we're all young boys. Yes, very young boys.

21, 22, 23. But I feel like... I'm not saying're all young boys yes we're all young boys 21, 22, 23 I'm not saying they're not good but I'm so fucking sick of NES games same I don't want to play the NES here's the thing about NES games they're cool but they were popular because back then

there's system limitations the games are fun for what like 30 minutes but it's also like we have them on everything. Like, the ones they're giving us are going to have that, like, online capabilities. It's cool, I guess. But I'm also like, I'd much rather that for Super Nintendo games. Yeah, but the thing is we have the power to do it. This was like the big console that really, really got that.

And I'm not saying, like, Mario 3, that's a classic. And I think that's one of the ones we're getting. But it's also like, I have that on everything. They just made that NES Mini or whatever, like two years ago. And also like, if they, I feel like, imagine if Nintendo did GameCube Virtual Condal. Condal? Condal? You're getting virtual condal games, guys.

Dude, condal. Or Pokemon in the Emerald series that we're continuing. That's right. But like, Luigi's Mansion, Animal Crossing. you're getting virtual condo games guys dude condo or pokemon in the emerald series that we're continuing but like Luigi's Mansion they're porting Luigi's Mansion to 3DS yeah they're redoing the graphics and everything why not the Switch? because it's probably just not worth it

Nintendo! they probably started it before the Switch they've been saying they want to keep 3DS games going until 2019 which I'm just been saying they want to keep 3DS games going until 2019, which I'm just like, okay, well... I love the 3DS. I do, too.

I've been playing games on it recently. I was playing some Pokemon stuff, just, like, DS games on it. It's still good. Okay.

But I want Switch. Like, the Switch is the thing. I don't know. Okay, let's say... Because you know how Nintendo will essentially

have one big game they're going to focus on. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Like, they're going to have a bunch of other stuff. Okay, let's just say they have two big announcements, like two big games. Well, Pokemon, we're going to find out. One's going to be definitely that Pokemon.

Pokemon, we're going to find out before E3, because they always do their own thing like a week or so before. Yeah. When are they going to do that show? Do you know when the date is? I think E3 is the 12th of June do you know when the date is I think E3 is the 12th of June 8th to 12th oh shit

it's less than a month away yeah something that gets me going by the time this podcast comes out yeah maybe oh man it's gonna be like hold on a second

my favorite thing is to watch Nintendo predictions videos that is like oh yeah that's my crack I like I love that. We'll watch them to death.

E3, June 12th to June 14th. Okay. I was close. Wait, does this podcast come out after E3? Give me a second. Probably. If this podcast comes out after E3,

then we just goofed ourselves real hard. Hold on. Uh, let me pull up the super mega upload schedule. This is 95. Oh, this comes out like three days before E3.

Not exactly. This comes out Friday, June 8th, and E3 starts. Nintendo's usually the second day, too. This is the podcast before E3. Nice. Well, Pokemon's announced by then, which I feel like it might be. I think because

it usually comes. Was that cover, was that game art legitimate or was that? Well, trademarks were apparently registered yesterday by the same place that Sun and Moon's trademarks were registered and then a few days later revealed. They also registered trademarks last year for Animal Crossing stuff and Animal Crossing

portable console title. And also like, it's something like Animal Crossing like Switch cases and shit. Yeah. Or like cases for like a portable console or something like that. And also they registered a bunch of new Animal Crossing website pages that when people, pertaining to like news and stuff. And then when people found them, they took them down. But yeah. I'm so interested. pages pertaining to news and stuff, and then when people found them, they took them down. Yeah.

I feel like last year, I'm not expecting Nintendo to have the same balls to the wall year as they did last year. It's very hard to get an amazing Zelda, Splatoon, amazing Mario, all in the same year.

So I'm not keeping my expectations tame. Plus they introduced a new IP like ARMS and stuff. They did a lot. They had a good year. I don't think we're getting Metroid this year. No. For a while, I wasn't thinking

we were going to get Pokemon, but I knew for a fact just because it makes a bajillion dollars, they want Pokemon as fast as they can possibly get it out there. And this is going to be, like, an open world 3D Pokemon game, I think. I think, well, they said that it's not going to be, like, in quotes, I think they misunderstood the question. They were like, it's not going to be like Breath of the Wild. Well, yeah. I don't think anyone was expecting that. But the leaks apparently, which I tend to not pay attention.

I've been a Pokemon fan for so long. Well, the details of the hard... The leaks are that it's a Kanto game. Yeah. Oh, shit, really? Yeah. Which I'm like, oh, great. I love that region. But as a person who's played Pokemon to death,

I'm like, I want new stuff. It'll be cool, though. If it's just a remake, I guess. If it's just a remake, I'm going to be kind of sad because we've done that already. But I would love to see, like, Kanto 20 years later, Brock and Misty are adults and you're fighting their kids or something like that like that would be pretty neat just move along with the story man it matters if they made

like a pokemon game where you could visit like all the previous regions you know you got kanto jodo inova it'd be pretty hard to do that though yeah because that's so much the balancing they heart gold and soul silver and the original gold so they had two regions right and i thought it was really cool yeah but like when you get to the second half of the game, it's so hard to level up. All the levels are not scaled very well. So I feel like it'd be... What's your favorite Pokemon region? Oh, Jesus Christ, that's such...

I think it was Sinnoh, right? What's the one in Diamond and Pearl? I'm not... I just played through Platinum like two weeks ago. Is that Sinnoh? Yes, that is. My favorite is Unova from Black and White because I love those games. And it's based on New York, so I have a soft spot for that.

Yeah, Sinnoh is my favorite Pokemon region. So much fun. I really like the way that one's designed. I forgot that they're all based off of areas in Japan. I feel like Diamond and Pearl, unfortunately, they have a lot of engine problems. They just run really slow. I think that, I don't know. They're not my favorite Pokemon games, although I did play the shit out of them when they came out.

I haven't played one since Emerald. Emerald's one of my favorites. I like Hoenn, too. Emerald is my favorite. Emerald's really good, and the first time I ever played it, or I haven't actually played it, is I watched you play it on our channel for that series. You can go check that out if you want. We didn't finish it, but it's still a fun series.

And that's Hoenn, and I like Hoenn a lot. Yeah, me too. I didn't like when they remade Hoenn in Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire because Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald are so tied to my youth that seeing it, the life sucked out of it. A lot of that stuff like crystal and pretty much everything before Emerald is my childhood, but everything afterwards, it's kind of like the new wave stuff that I just didn't get into.

I can't get into the new Pokemon games that much. Black and white and black and white too. I think our heart gold, soul silver, black and white, black and white too. I combine them because they're so similar. I think are HeartGold, SoulSilver Black and White Black and White 2 I combine them because they're so similar

they're some of the best Pokemon games Black and White 2 is fucking awesome there's a whole there's an area where you can fight every single gym leader

from every game so cool I never played Black and White 2 I like them I really like Sun and Moon a lot

I did not like Ultra Sun and Moon it was weird. They messed with the story in a ton of ways. It just was like, why are you doing this? It's just kind of like, I feel like those projects, that's more of like, okay, we made a lot of money on Sun and Moon. Is there a way we can just maybe milk it a little more?

Exactly. Just release like a – 100%, you know. In two versions, nonetheless. Yeah. Which is just like, guys. Diehard fans are going to be like, I have to get both. Diehard fans? Ultra Moon was the first time in years. I'd only bought one Pokemon game from like the duo at launch. I got ultra sun few months later because I wanted to have it to stream potentially. Um, but yeah, I, ever since fire and leaf green in 2004, I had gotten both versions when they came out. So it was weird for me to not buy both.

But I was just like, I don't feel comfortable supporting this business. I remember how hard it was for me to find Leaf Green. Like, for the longest time, it was super hard to find. Like, I almost was like, it doesn't exist. Then I found it, and I was like, wow! I like that game. I think, I wish they'd done more to make it more of a new experience. Yeah.

Like HeartGold. Because HeartGold and SoulSilver are just fucking awesome. Yeah, no, those ones are great. I've replayed those games like 400 times. And the fact that it came with the PokeWalker, I loved that. That got me out of the house so much.

I would go mountain biking with my dad and just bring it with me and be like, yes! I got a Pikachu that knew how to fly. Damn! Yeah, they had tons of events. Yeah, and you could just encounter them in the wild. I recently accidentally deleted my HeartGold save file

from when it came out. I didn't have anything really important on there, but it was still like, oh, this is from 2010. Yeah. It's cool to have it. I think most of my save files are gone because I had the habit of selling the older systems

to get the newer systems. Oh, I did the same thing. I just waited a long time to buy the new stuff. I didn't have a job yet. I was like, okay, I'm going to just give away the games that I don't play anymore and probably won't play and the whole system.

I'm going to get the new system in one game. Yeah, GameStop had those deals where it's like you want the new DS? Trade your old one in. Get $70 off. Yeah. I did that once. I did trade my DSi for the XL, I think. I wish I hadn't because I miss those consoles because they have like a very nostalgic place.

But I remember when the Wii came out, I looked for like six months to get one. Finally, I saw it at Target one day and I was like, please, please. And my dad's like, okay, but you have to pay your mom and I back. So I remember I worked for like, I think like four months straight, right? I made flyers for myself to put around my neighborhood, offering services like, I'll rake your yard, I'll clean your blinds, shit like that. And I put them all over my neighborhood on doorsteps, like my whole neighborhood. And then for four months straight, I was just going to people's houses on the weekend and literally like wiping off their blinds for them to give me 15 that i

would go home and give my dad because he spotted me the money for the wii and i had to pay off like a i think the wii was 150 back then yeah so my sister and i split the difference for our like our parents helped out a little bit i don't remember how this is me like fifth grade you guys might shit on me why cuz uh two parents no no I got I got the Wii and I enjoyed it for months but then I was like I I just did I just stopped enjoying it as much cuz like there was only so much you could do with a lot of the games yeah and I sold it and just ended up getting another Xbox 360 for my dad's place. Dude, the Wii was my... Because it used to be like my mom's house was Xbox 360, PS3.

Then my dad, I just had the... I think at my dad's, I just had the Wii and a PS2. And I had to make that decision. I was like, man, I am enjoying Guitar Hero and Rabbids on this Wii. Let me tell you. I love Guitar Hero. Oh, yeah. My mom let me skip school. I love Guitar Hero. Oh, yeah. My mom let me skip school one time because me, my sister, and I.

You put the emo in the guitar? Yeah, yeah. That was like putting some power crystals into an ancient. It was either Guitar Hero or Rock Band. It was Guitar Hero. Okay, good. My sister and I skipped school one time because we were up until 4 a.m. trying to beat Slash and Guitar Hero 3.

Not kidding. I fucking loved Guitar Hero 3. That game had great songs. That game shaped the way I listen to music. I love Rock Band. I liked Rock Band a lot too. I used to say that I liked it more because I liked the look of it more,

but now going back and looking at just the personality behind the design of Guitar Hero, I really like the brightness and harshness of those colors, where in Rock Band they tried to make it more just kind of... Cool and blue. Yeah. Dope looking. Like really cool, just like, ah, serene.

Yeah. I think Rock Band was more fun for the full band aspect, but I could never afford Rock Band growing up. I have Rock Band 4. Do you still have it? Yeah. Let me fucking come over and play some Rock Band. The guitar, Rock Band 4 do you still have it? yeah let me fucking come over and play some Rock Band

I do the drums man we have whatever the first one they put out on the Wii was I think it was just called Rock Band even though I think it was Rock Band 2

technically I think it was Rock Band 2 yeah yeah yeah Rock Band kicks ass and they don't make Rock Band anymore no but you can buy a shit ton of songs

they have a lot of songs on the DLC they discontinued Guitar Hero and Rock Band you and I bought no I bought because no, I bought because we were going to do a live concert on Twitch at one point, but then we just didn't. We could still do it.

We were going to do a live Nickelback concert. We bought all the Nickelback songs. Dude, I remember Rock Band had some pretty good songs you could buy. Cartman's Poker Face parody. You could buy that? Yeah. Classic. Spongebob Best Day Ever, I played that. Gangnam Style?

I found the band the Yeah Yeah Yeahs from Rock Band. That's on Maps. And one New Year's Eve, we played Dirty Little Secret like maybe 500 times. Just that one song on Rock Band. Oh, shit, dude. I just remember going over to my friend's house with a guitar here. I was like, what is this? I was like, whoa. And I just watched him play it because I marveled at like, what is, I'm not good at it.

I think I can, I can usually, you know, kind of work my way through hard if it's not too bad. Because, you know, like you can choose your difficulty, but each song's difficulty is also like different too. Like a hard on one song could be super easy. Then later down the list. It could be, it could feel like expert. I'd like to play it now as an adult

with bigger hands. I played it recently. I feel like I couldn't play with my, my little tiny teen hands. My little tiny fifth grader hands at the time.

I've got yaoi fingers. Dude, I got yaoi fingers too. See those yaoi fingers? Where are yaoi fingers? I, just like very long long ass fingers.

I don't want to learn to play piano. I don't have stubby fingers. I just have normal hands. You have very average hands. Actually, Ryan, let me see your hands. My fingers are slightly longer. But they're normal. Let me see the hand.

Turn it towards me. Like this? Yeah. Dude, you got really nice hands, Ryan. Thank you. Thank you very much. You could be a hand model with those hands. I'll keep them in glass cases. Z nice hands, Ryan. Thank you. Thank you very much. You got like, you could be a hand model with those hands. These, I have weird.

I'll keep them in glass cases. Zoolander, yeah. I, that's gotta be a cool job, being a hand model. It's like, that's fucking sick. I have so many cuts on my hand, like cuticles and stuff. But those could be like beauty marks, you know what I'm saying? My fingers are different. Like the tips of my fingers are different colors than the rest of my hand

because I have vitiligo on them. Let me see your hands. It's not that noticeable in this, but if I get really tan. I got real weird like skeleton hands. Also, I just found out last month that I'm double jointed because apparently people can't do this. You're double jointed too, Ryan. Can you do this? Am I?

With your thumb? No, you're doing it way more than I am though. I thought everyone could do this. No, that's me. Yeah. That's me. I can crack my ankle infinitely. Ooh.

I used to be able to do that. Someone threw a backpack at it one time. I used to be able to, like, kind of rotate it like this and have a loud snap each time. Now I can't do it. I can't do it. Now what am I supposed to do? Wow, Jamie. I have a video.

You disappointed hundreds of thousands of people. I have a video on my phone of it, but it's like... Hundreds of thousands? Millions of people. It's really gross. I could do it. Now what I'm on the spot. Wow, Jenny. I'm sorry. You disappointed hundreds of thousands of people. I have a video on my phone of it. Hundreds of thousands. Millions of people. It's really gross. I could play it if I want. A hundred thousand if we're lucky. What is it?

It's a video of me popping my ankle, but it's on my phone. I'll play it. It's gross, but I'll play it. If you hate this shit, because I know cracking knuckles is gross to a lot of people. Yeah, I'll find it. It's better when I'm on the floor. I hate people who can crack their neck. That bothers me.

Or your jaw. That bothers me. It seems like it feels really good, but I can't do it. I can... I'm always afraid, like, if you crack your neck and also... Yes. Get stuck there. Paralyze yourself.

And shit. Okay, I almost have it. I have a... I can't really crack much about, like, my body. I didn't crack my boner. No, I read about a dude that could crack his dick. I don't want crack much about my body. I didn't crack my boner. No, I read about a dude that could crack his dick. I don't want to know about that. You can break your dick.

Yeah, you can. If it's erect and you bend it normally. This guy sued his girlfriend for breaking his dick when they were having sex. It's not even her fault. But he still sued her because he's an asshole. I got that ankle bit. Play it. That's your ankle?

Those are Minecraft sound effects. No, no, that sounds like to me like when you're on the phone with someone and if they just tap the screen of their phone, you hear like... I can correct this wrist infinitely.

Only my right wrist, not my left one. Both my ankles, I can pop like that. So... If I squat down and stand up, my knees do this crazy fucking... Ryan, can you hold your mic to my knees and I can hold on

ready hold on I'm going to get in position I love this bodily function oh I heard that I heard it we'll see if the audience can pick it up I feel like this happens to most at the very least like men but i

want i kind of want to be one of those people that as they get older they make more noises when they get up and down like sitting just like yep yeah just sit down like i love like there's there's this post on um uh reddit one time where it's like what do you notice now like legitimately older people what do you notice now that you didn't when you time where it's like, what do you notice now? Like legitimately older people. What do you notice now that you didn't when you're younger? It's like noises when I move around. Yeah. It's like, you just like, you're just like, it's just normal. Like you have to, I just like, for some reason I just see your dad.

Like I see your dad specifically. Yeah. He makes those noises. He makes those dad noises. My dad does that when he's driving. He'll just be like, like angry. And my sister and I will be like, what's wrong? He goes, nothing.

You sound so pissed off. It's just a dad noise. Come on. My dad will like, there'll be like a song playing. My dad will be driving. He'll be like tapping his fingers along to the beat. I hate that. But like very not in beat.

And I'm like, stop it. My dad's a whistler. My dad does a whistle to a song, but it's not correct. For my birthday, I said, can you not whistle for 24 hours? Are they playing Morehouse Party on Game Grumps? We're looking out the window into the recording room. They are playing Morehouse Party. God damn it.

Why? Yo, we better bust in there and say. I hear them enjoying themselves. You better have that nudity censored. Yo, you boys better have that nudity censored. Oh my God. We should end the podcast and bust in there. All I'm saying is when they play games like fucking Leisure Suit Larry or House Party, it's just a pain in the ass.

To censor. And then also like – When there's an option to censor it and they don't. Dan, in fucking Leisure Suit Larry, he's like, where do I go? And so he just strolls around the garden with the cock fountain. That we have to like constantly motion track the censoring. Even though I don't think we should have had to censor the cock fountain. But Dan wanted it.

And then Dan didn't want them to. There was an option to censor nudity in a house party. And Dan's like, no, that's Matt Ryan's job. I want to see tits. And I'm like, really, Dan? You're going to sit on the couch and get horny? It's all for him, though. It's only for him.

No one else is going to see the tits besides us. When he walks out of that recording room, does he have sexual gratification now? Where he's like, oh, I saw some 3D model tits today. He sees those boobs. He's like, oh. He's stimulated by those good old titties. Great titties. Why are they playing more of House Party?

Hey, well, the laptop we're recording this on is on 7% battery. Oh, shit. So I say we end the podcast here, but then go bust in and say you better have nudity censored. 100%. But before we go, let's plug some shit. Oh, okay. Genevieve? Sure. Yeah, you better have nudity censored. 100%. But before we go, let's plug some shit. Oh, okay. Genity? Sure.

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I don't have an iPhone anymore. I don't use a MacBook. Getting rid of Apple. Apple used to be so great. Just the ease of use between your device and the computer and just everything was nice to have. Not worth it anymore. I do like that they don't force updates on me, though. I think my MacBook. On your iPhone?

No, no, on my Mac. Okay. On my iPhone, I've been pressing remind me later for the last three years. Oh, my God. Every fucking day. I have iOS 8, I think. I don't know what's. Okay. On my iPhone, I've been pressing remind me later for the last three years. Oh my God, every fucking day. I have iOS 8, I think. I don't know what's... Jimmy.

I have... People... When people... You know how you can reply to it? You could put like, ha ha, or like, like. You have an update? That's been over like a year and a half. Yeah.

It'll say like, liked, and then my text and quotes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, what does that mean? Your phone probably will have a lot of issues, though. I don't even have stickers. I'm about to explode into a toilet. All right. Well, that's the end of the podcast, folks.

Go check out Jimmy's stuff. Thank you. Sorry that June has been sparse with uploads so far. If you don't follow Jimmy, we'll know. Yeah, we'll know, and we'll find you. He'll send us a bar graph of the follows that he gets on his Twitter analytics. I'll send you my Twitter analytics. Exactly.

Thank you. I'm actually leaving the room. Well, wait. We've got to go bust into Gang Grumps. Guys, and then go watch the Gang Grumps episode immediately after Ryan and I walk in. And it's like a continuous commentary. It's going to be like a water balloon. Okay.

Well, hold on. Okay. Bye, guys. Thank you.