supermegashow - EP 97 - Our Japan Trip

Episode Date: July 12, 2018

We're talking all about our trip to Japan in this episode of the SuperMegaCast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Sure. Man, I am jet lagged. I woke up about 10 minutes ago or something. You got back four hours ago. From Japan, yeah. Four hours, I was right. Yeah, and I barely slept on the flight. Is this some mean man?

He put his seat too far back so I couldn't sleep. Was he white? No, he was Japanese. You should have told him. You should have bumped on him. Oh, I smacked him on the head. I went whoosh. You should have told him.

You learned from your buddy. It's all about the respect in Japan. I said, sumimasen. Please put your seat forward. All those sayings. Hopefully I remember at least a few of them. Yeah. I think the biggest one that I remember.

Oh, by the way here's an update you know i took my first trip to bajan that's a city in japan um i took my first trip to japan thanks to matt aaron and suzy and gab uh you might know her as girl gamer gab from suzy's channel or just from her twitch streams but they all honestly i couldn't have asked for a better vacation uh just a better time out with people i wish i could have stayed longer but i had to make my way back because i'm stupid it was fun it was fun we had a we had a blast uh the the first week ryan was there was magnificent it was very very fun just i want to go back so bad I'm sure we'll talk about it in full extent on this podcast.

And I am, this honest, like right now I feel like I'm drunk because I'm so fatigued. We'll get through it. Like driving here to record this, I was like, I shouldn't be driving, man. I feel like I'm going to crash my car. I think people will understand. I'm going to do you a solid. Are you ready for this?

Do me a solid, man. We're going to get the Matt Spectacular spectacular going this means that if you need water i can run out there and get you water if you need a coke or a monster i'm gonna run out there and get you whatever you need so we can that's so sweet so we can get this short but still filling podcast on the way i mean i mean you shouldn't have to because you know we were supposed to meet at three to record the podcast and then i was awoken at 320 from a phone a phone call from Ryan McGee saying, and I was like, uh-oh. I'm in trouble. Big boys call me.

I panicked because I set my alarm for like 2.30 so I could rush to the office. But I didn't even hear it go off. I just slept straight through it. Can you answer me a serious question real quick? Yeah. Did you not pick up because you didn't want to hear me, like, be like, where are you? Or did you not pick up because you didn't want to hear me like be like where are you or did you not pick up because you didn't get to the phone in time no i was so tired that i woke up as the phone ended ringing i've done that before i was like fuck that i've done that so then i immediately texted you i was like hey i'm on the way the thing

that tucker because i was i was like i don't want to annoy him and call him because i know how that is when someone calls you you automatically like are on the defensive type thing like if someone's calling you and you know you're late for something but like he pitched it to me like this he's like you can call him now and you can get this out of the way record it blah blah blah or he's gonna get

hours of sleep wake up hours late and he's probably gonna feel horrible well I feel horrible anyway yeah but like there's a difference between physically horrible and just kind of like fuck I fucked up in terms of showing up so I was like you know what I would hate to wake up

three hours late to something so I did you a favor and woke you up anyways thank you so much and now you're here you did wake me up you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna buy an alarm clock and I'm gonna stick it in my kitchen cause using my cell phone to wake up big old blaring alarm like it going to do? I'm going to fucking, I'm going to buy an alarm clock and I'm going to stick it in my kitchen because using my cell phone to wake up, never fucking,

yeah, yeah, it doesn't work when I use my phone because I either sleep through it, I get so used to like the sound of it that I just,

like sometimes in my sleep I'll turn my alarm off or I'll be so out of it I'll just hit snooze and not even realize I did that and then wake up like an hour late

and I'm like, what the fuck? There'll be times where I'm like, I slept through my alarm and I'm dedicated to that like that's where my mind was all day then eventually probably in the middle of the day I'll like

remember I'm like wait I definitely thought I remembered waking up oh I definitely hit snooze but like you're in that state where you just don't remember it because you're still sleeping essentially like your mind's not really awake the best wake ups for me that's what I'm calling them, the wake-ups.

The best wake-ups for me are when you wake up and your eyes are still closed and you keep your eyes closed and you just wake up with your eyes still closed. And then you're like, okay, now I'm ready to open my eyes. Then you open your eyes and you're like, ah. Yeah. I rarely get, I rarely have those mornings. But when I do, they're fantastic. Dude, there's nothing better than waking up and feeling refreshed. I know.

Which is like, like maybe one once a year. I'll wake up like, oh, they're fantastic. Dude, there's nothing better than waking up and feeling refreshed. I know. Which is like maybe one once a year. I'll wake up like, oh, I feel good. This morning was the first morning in a long time I woke up before my alarm went off. I woke up at 8, but I stayed in bed till 9.30. I woke up at 8 because just the jet lag was killing me

from Japan. I still wasn't used to it. I have to say, it may still be affecting me, but I streamed last night and then about 1.30 I just, no, it was like 1. I was like, you know what, I'm gonna close my eyes while watching some movie on Netflix. And I just wanted the rest of my eyes.

I woke up, I opened my eyes, it was 2.38. And I was like, oh shit, I've been sleeping for like an hour and a half ish or an hour. You know what? I'm just gonna to go crash. And so I went to crash and I got a good, let's see, I got like seven to eight hours of sleep, which is like, it feels good. Yeah, that's how much you should get.

That's the big boy sleep. Because all this week I've been staying up anywhere between 4.30 and 6.30. I will go out when the sun is pretty much rising and the sky is blue at like 5, and I'd have a cigarette and be like, what am I doing? What am I doing? That sounds awful. I'd be in bed, and I'd be like, the cigarette tick would come on, and I'd be like, oh, maybe I should.

I don't know. I went to 7-Eleven at 5 a.m. one of the mornings. Why? Just because I was hungry, and I was like, man, I don't have. I went to 7-Eleven at 5 a.m. one of the mornings. Why? Just because I was hungry. And I was like, man, I don't have anything in my house. Because I haven't, I haven't had, I have had time to do shopping, but I chose to clean my house one of the days. And then I've been choosing to kind of stream more.

So did you, did you, those days where you stayed up until like six or those days you also had to go to work? Yes. Ooh. I know. I know. Nice. I know, it sucked. One of the times I came into work, at some point during the day, I had to come in this room, turn on the fan, and take a cat nap for a little bit.

Yes. I had to be like, oh, I just need to be asleep. I need to be in the state of sleep for at least 30 minutes. Yeah, the Game Grumps recording room is fantastic to nap in. Especially now that they have these heavy blankets yeah who who brought these fuck the person that brought these because now it's like it's like it gets a little cold in the office i'm like i'll take one of these weighted blankets and put it around myself while i edit and then five minutes later i'm like well time to sleep for five hours time to go lay on these okay the game grumps office is is great

it's a wonderful place but i have to for productivity, it could be designed better. There are like two giant, comfortable beanbags in the office that are like, what? They're big. Five times the size of a human man. You could fit like three adults on one. Yeah. They're very easy to nap on. And then you got these heavy blankets.

You got a bunch of pillows everywhere. You got plushies everywhere. I know. It's just like, it's essentially telling you, you tired? Just take a nap real quick. I these heavy blankets you got a bunch of pillows everywhere she's everywhere i know it's just like it's essentially telling you you're tired just take a nap real quick i know you can work later don't worry your boss will walk by your boss will take a picture of you and post it on his personal instagram man that's my thing that's why i had to come in here because i'm like if i if i if i take a cat nap on that one that beanbag out there that's gonna come by snap a photo of me. Smug little

picture of you. Oh look at this beautiful angel. This beautiful sleeping angel. But you know he's got nothing but disdain in his heart. He pins those pictures up on his wall. And he looks at them and he's like fuck. And he masturbates furiously. Why does he do that? That's fucking weird. I don't know. But at least he doesn't

do it when the females in the office are around. Speaking of masturbating furiously. No I'm, no, I'm not segwaying like that. Okay, we're going to choose a different place to put our ad. Okay, yeah, not there. Not there. We tricked you. You guys were excited for an ad read. Is this a new one? You're waiting. It is a new one. We haven't read, oh, you guys are going to love this.

This ad read. It's coming up. Not now, though. Because I can't segue into the ad read by saying something about masturbating furiously. I don't think they'd like that. We'll pick it up somewhere else. We'll pick it up somewhere else. We should talk about Japan. We got so much to talk about Japan. We crammed so much into

every day you were there. The last two days I was there, I think everyone was we were the last two days like i was there i think everyone was just beat because everyone was rushing to also like i think help me see what i needed to see and we didn't get to see everything that like suzy wanted to go to like a shrine at night time which would have been great there was also the shopping district there's a lot of stuff that she specifically wanted to take me to do and that we didn't get to do fucking Fuji-Q. We didn't get to do karaoke.

We didn't get to do a shit ton of stuff. Do you want to go back before 2019 ends? Yes. Begin, sorry. Before 2019 ends? Sorry, we're in the future. Well, that's a guarantee. Basically, the day after you left, we were like, oh man, let's just not do anything.

The trip was a lot more chill after you left we were like oh man let's just not do anything so we just like the trip was was a lot more chill after you left because because we weren't in this rush to kind of like show you everything because you're only there for five days six days five or six days yeah that's that's a short trip to show you everything we did we did so much though while you were there what do we do so like we got there to that that that hotel let's try to back up first day we got there okay you just took me around you showed me fama chiki yes the little chicken patties you get at family mart it's just like

grease ball of flavor it's just a flat soft chicken patty that you just get at a convenience store you get it while drunk it's the perfect snack you get it when you're not drunk it's still the perfect snack it is let's see we just toured around that area it's the perfect snack. It is. You get it when you're not drunk. It's still the perfect snack. It is. And man,

let's see. We just toured around that area. Yeah, we walked around Shinjuku. Did we just walk around and drink the first night? Was that that night? Yeah, we walked around. You taught me the kanji

for lady boy? I did. No, not the, I taught you the katakana for lady boy. Katakana. We walked through the lady boy district.

Yes. We didn't mean to. We ended up there though. We walked around Shinjuku. Do they call themselves ladyboys? They call themselves new half. New half. Is ladyboys a derogatory term? I don't know if it's derogatory, because I know

in Asia, that is like what they call themselves, is ladyboys. Okay. You know. I'm not talking about America. I don't care about American politics. We went to Japan. I'm talking about how they feel in Japan. We went to the. I'm talking about how they feel in Japan. We went to the New Half District. New Half District.

The transsexual district. Aha. It was interesting. And we had quite a few adventures around in Japan. We did. I want to go day by day, though. Okay. Okay.

So this was the first night we went up to the little, we go up to the little, like, at the top of the hotel, there was like a bathhouse. Yes, that was great. That was awesome. Also at the top of the hotel, there was like a bathhouse. Yes, that was great. Also at the top of the hotel was our room, which was the size of a queen-size bed. It was.

The bed touched both walls. It went from wall to wall. With two grown boys, that's, that's a difficult space to kind of. it wasn't even a queen-size bed, it was a full-size bed.

Full-size bed, okay. Which is one below a queen-size bed, so it was small. In the bathroom, the toilet and the shower were literally pinned next to each other, essentially.

It's one of those like capsule bathrooms. Oh, but here's another experience. I got, dude, I just realized how much I wipe my ass in the United States versus Japan. Japan, I had the cleanest ass that I've had ever in my life. You do, man. You got a clean ass when you're in Japan because they have bidets. Bidets are wonderful. I want one. I want a bidet.

Why does America not have bidets? I don't know. Are they expensive to put in? I don't think Europe's got them. It opens your eyes to how gross it is. It opens your eyes to how gross everyone's asshole is in America. You don't think about it until you go to a country

with a bidet and you're like, fuck, man. You know everyone's asshole. If it's not clean, then you're like, fuck, man. You know everyone's asshole. If it's not clean, then you're asking, what are you doing? It is. They're public toilets. Spray water into and around your asshole. And it gets it real good. Because I'll wipe, and I'll be like, there's nothing there after spraying myself down.

I know. It's one and done, baby. Also, I filmed your first bidet experience. Not in the bathroom with you, but I was in the hotel room and I wanted to hear your reaction. Do you have the audio to that? I do. Where's my fanny pack? Hold on, let me.

You brought your fanny pack with you. I did. I'm not going to carry a wallet anymore. I'm going to carry this around. This is fucking great. Yeah. Look at this. I got this new portable phone charger that holds like seven charges.

Okay, here we go. I'm going to play Ryan's first bidet experience. I at this. I got this new portable phone charger that holds like seven charges. Okay, here we go. I'm going to play Ryan's first bidet experience. I'll play the audio for everyone to hear. He's pulling it up right now, folks. Let's just... Just give me a... He's going through his phone. You know, we're not stopping for anything.

No, no, no. Nothing stops this train. It's going to keep going. It's a... Whoa, what? Did you find it? Here it is. Here it is.

Okay, here we go. it's gonna keep going did you find it? here it is dude that is something else like a dad and then for about 10 seconds there's silence but you can hear the water running as you're just sitting there taking it in and then you go wait for it

somewhere in here oh my lord oh my lord there you go i think the oh my lord was because the water like i tried to go up to the highest setting and then i could feel the water separating my asshole and then and then going inside of it and i was like whoa like whoa! Like, whoa! Uh-oh. A little too far. I didn't do the highest water pressure. It was a little too much for me. I usually went to just medium. I did halfway. But then that night we just walked around...

Shinjuku. Yeah, Shinjuku. We met some friends. Which apparently, you know, someone told me three days into the trip. Like, I knew there was a red light district in Shinjuku. But I didn't know Shinjuku in general, that one area is just literally known as the sex district. Did you just feel an

earthquake? Did you? When you noticed something, I felt a small vibration in my feet but I don't know if that was the placebo effect of you noticing something and me first going, is he noticing an earthquake? I just felt an earthquake. Okay, I definitely felt like a little I felt both my legs going What the? Okay, well, keep going, keep going I felt both my legs went... What the...

Okay, well, keep going, keep going. I'll check Twitter for C-1000 Earthquake. But this one person was just like, yeah, it's just the sex district. It's where you get sex, as he said. In his broken English, he said, this is sex. You get sex. And then he put you on the floor and said, this is sex. Yep.

And then he took your virginity yep dude he spread me apart like a tulip he let you blossom man dude I blossomed fully for him that's disgusting that's pretty gross I hate that term man well that's why

Outback Steakhouse has the blooming onion I don't eat it it's Onion. I don't eat it. I don't like it. It's good, though. It's good. I can't eat it without thinking, like, it just makes me think of, like. What if I made. It just makes me think of, like, a prolapsed anus or something.

What if I made you a Bloomin' Onion without the name the Bloomin' Onion? It'd probably be pretty enjoyable. And I just called it Ryan's Gaping Anus. Yeah, that'd be really good, man. anus. That'd be really good, man. See, that now, like, if it's more forefront about, like,

what it is, I feel like then it's like, oh, it's the joke. Yeah, yeah. I'd love to have some of Ryan's gaping anus. I would love some of Ryan's gaping anus, but that Bloomin' Onion, that's a little too much for me. It's like that innuendo just makes my mind go to an unfortunate place. Yeah. It's like a band-aid with my name. Exactly. It's like a band-aid with my name.

Exactly. It's like, oh, cool. It's already like the worst of it's over. Yeah. Okay. Second day. Wait, wait, wait. First night, we're not done.

No, we're not. Well, we met those guys that they were drunk and they came up to us and then we talked for like an hour and a half. That wasn't the first night. That wasn't the first night? No, no. Oh, yeah, you're right. We got drunk like that was the third or second night.

Yes, that was like the second or third. walked we just walked around a good time yeah um should have kept a journal like aaron did i know uh second night we we did well what happened second day what do we do second day we just walked around and we we went to we we met at the the family mart with with aaronie. No, Gab showed up. That's when Gab arrived. Where did we go with Gab? We also had sushi the first night. That was amazing. That's the best sushi we've ever had.

Man, dude, I'm so tired. I can't remember anything about this trip. The second day, Gab was there. What did we do with Gab? We didn't go to see Disney the second day. No, no, no. That was the third day no no that was the third day i could pull up my phone and and and see where you were located we went to yokohama

yokohama when was yokohama the second day that's that's with the big ferris wheel okay oh the arcade and that's where i won that what is it what a ferryman whatever the thing I want. I like the colors of it. It was like a blue, pink, and white Eevee iteration or something. Yeah, the fairy Eevee. Fairymon. We went to a really cool arcade, and then there was this game where you could win these little Anpanmon figures, and I spent a lot of... You won all of them.

I won every single one because I just kept pouring my yen into it. See, in Japan, it's easy to spend too much money because a dollar is just a coin, so it doesn't feel like it's that much money. Yeah, you'll put $2 into a machine to get... Matt, you spent, what, $6

to get little peanut figures? Or $4? That was probably $6. Yeah, because it took you three tries. But hey, they're cute. They're cute. It's a Yeah, because it took you three tries. But hey, they're cute. They're cute. It's a peanut, and it's cracked open. And it's got a little sniper shooting a gun out of it. It's great. It's so funny. You've got to put them around your apartment.

I got so many little figurines while I was there. My suitcase was so hard to shut this time. I've got to show you all the good stuff I got. So after the arcade, is that when we got Curry? Yes. I mean, that night was when we met those guys out on the street, and we hung out with them for an hour and a half. Yes.

Okay. And then third, we went to see Disney. Nothing really, you know. Well, all the rides were shut down. Yeah. All the fun rides were shut down. We got to see Sinbad and went on like a roller coaster. That was a cool ride i also

that's the i had a really bad hangover that morning did oh yeah i remember you were like really just you were mad at yourself i was i was like man i should have drank more water last night and i i have a video on my phone of myself throwing up because it's funny yep and the screen cap of of the spray coming right out of your mouth is perfect in fact ryan i forgot i have a set It happened again. I filmed it again, if you'd like to see. When did you get drunk again? Like that drunk?

Oh, I wasn't that drunk. I made myself do it because I knew if I didn't, I would feel bad in the morning. Did you stick your finger down your throat? Do you want to see? Do you want to see the video? Yeah. Angie has made it easier than ever

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It was pretty gross, I got to say. Susie was about done with that Lieutenant Dan and Forrest Gump. Yeah. There were times even where I was like, okay. It was like I woke up one morning and you guys were already doing it. And I don't drink coffee or anything like that, so it takes me extra long to kind of get in the mood to get all giggly and ready. Get in the goof zone. Get in the goof zone.

But that was something. Okay, so that's the third day. Then the fourth day, is that when we went to Yokohama? No, no, no, sorry. No, the fourth day. What's the fashion district called? Harajuku. Harajuku.

We went to Harajuku the fourth day. That was fun. Got myself a necklace. Yeah. Nice little necklace. Got myself a jacket. Yeah. I got myself, I myself a cool jumpsuit.

I love that. Out of everything that I've seen you wear in the past two months, that is my favorite thing. Thank you. I'm going to wear it. I really like it. I'll wear it next week. It's a quality find. It's like an old jumpsuit.

I was like, oh, sick. You can see it in one of the pictures on my Instagram post. You guys were so sweet. Well, Matt, you were the one that set everything up and we didn't have cake or anything like that. But like, I went down to, was it a smoke break? Something like that. I went down to smoke a cigarette

and then I came back up and Matt put a happy birthday little banner thing up. It's on my Instagram. I can't, describing it, you know, I can describe it or you can just go look at it. And my Instagram is the same as my Twitter. Go follow Ryan's Instagram. Go follow Matt's Instagram.

Don't follow my Instagram. Seriously. Yeah, too many people follow you. And then I, remember, I exploded a popper out of my zipper? You did. And then you tried to do it a second time, but, you know, it was already popped. Yeah. You bought a bunch of plates and cups.

We didn't have cake or drinks. So I just ended up throwing those away on the last day because I was like, oh, we still have these happy birthday cups that never got used. Can I ask you a question? Yeah. Where's my umbrella? Your umbrella, Ryan.

As I was leaving, I said, Ryan's going to be mad. I couldn't fit it. No! I couldn't bring mine either. Damn it. I bought my umbrella. I had no room. I should have gotten one of the tiny ones. You know what? It's because on the last day, Aaron

and I bought a whole bunch of kids toys. We bought like a bunch of toy trains. A train set. A lot of toy trains. You sent me more snaps of you playing with a train set than of actual Japan. Dude, it was a really fun train set. I had the time of my life playing with that thing. Verbatim, that's what you said in the snap.

I'm having the time of my life right now. I remember Susie went shopping on some floor and Aaron and I went to the toy store and found all these train sets and we're like, oh man. He's like, dude, I don't think she's going to be happy that I'm buying all these trains.

It was a lot. The boxes like, the boxes were big. And then Susie's like, what's all this? And we're like, nothing. Some trains. She's like, how are you guys going to fit that? And we're like, we'll make it work. And we made it work. It was just, there was no room for anything else.

But even if I hadn't bought the trains, there wouldn't have been room for the umbrella. It's a tall umbrella. It is a tall umbrella. I got it specifically because I like the black trimming on the bottom. I'm sorry, man. But you'll go back. Was it thrown in the trash, I guess? Yeah, the maids threw all of our umbrellas away.

Hey, that's just saying come back next time. Yeah, it's saying come back. Get your umbrella next time. I'll post a picture with me and my umbrella next time I'm there, I'm sure. Just go back and put up a missing umbrella sign. I'm sure you'll have it returned to you. Would you be free at all to go back before the year ends? Yes.

Definitely. We should plan that soon so we can buy our tickets in super advance. Aaron and Susie have already been talking about the next trip with you. The full experience. I would stay for longer than I did

this time oh absolutely you gotta if they're down for it a week and a half minimum that's like the perfect amount of time

to see it all what else what else what else so much fun stuff what else we went to that market where it was like

hot and muggy and I just sat on the steps a lot because I was just I was just tired as shit yeah I like to play this game when I go in

yes yes there's uh we went some japanese antique shops i went in several um the whole time i was there and i like to play this game where it's it's how quickly can you find something racist in a japanese antique shop it's pretty quick really quickly in donkey yeah oh yeah there was it's fucking we went into uh what did we see matt come on this this uh can meet like this kind of walmart type store and we're they had a bunch of like fun goofy party masks and they had a real nice blackface mask just legitimate like the most racist portrayal of a black person you could think of in mask form they just had that there it was legitimately just blackface but in mask form it

was you know big red lipstick lips. It was, yeah, big, big like eyes popping out of the head. And I was like, Ryan. Oh, oh, yeah. This is back from Walt Disney's childhood. Yeah, that was that was real bad. But, you know, Japan, they're there. They don't think that's racist, I guess.

So they don't have many. Look, I'm the only black people I saw in Japan while I was there. And I'm not trying to say anything from this, but all I'm saying is there's, there's actually like, I didn't see any Mexicans or any, like there are a bunch of white people though. Yeah.

But the only black people I saw were people that were on the streets trying to get me to go to a titty bar. Oh yeah. One time one of them grabbed my hand and kept tugging me in a direction. And I was like, please stop with them. And I said, let go of me.

And he wouldn't let go. He did this. He was like, come on. And I try to let like, try it. And he was like, no,

come on, come on. I hate that. I was like, what are you doing? What? Like, how do you think, like, I'm trying to get away from you and you grab me harder am i gonna go you know what you're right take me to the bar sir no you're being very rapey and aggressive and i love

it like no they have new laws where the those guys aren't supposed to like talk to uh foreigners oh they were touching and talking me they were they were every night when i tried to go around oh yeah that area has good food though it does it does yeah that sushi place that i went to that one night oh my god oh yeah didn't you meet some korean guy and he bought you a beer and i did it was a nice experience i'm gonna save like the specifics for like me and like my friends and stuff because that's that's just one of those like stories where it's just it's very it's just such a nice story to look back on the sex yeah i mean he he held me down with my permission consensual holding down and just and just and just put put a roll of sushi in his mouth and spit it down into mine passed it from his mouth to yours he drank he drank some beer let

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Ryan how can they get that How can they get that trial offer Well they can claim that trial offer By going to harrys.com Forward slash super mega. Or go in the description, click that link. That is true. You can click that link, get that link some clicks.

So, you know, they go like, damn, that's a lot of clinks on that link. Clinks on that link. Put some clinks on that link, guys. Harry's delivers a close, comfortable shave at a fair price. Guys, Harry's founders were fed up with overpaying for expensive razors with unnecessary features they got so many features these you don't need them man well i mean matt that's why they bought a factory that's making some of the highest quality blades in the world for over 95 years what yeah over 95 effing years they knew a great shave comes down to great blades made with sharp durable steel that that lasts. It's like samurai steel. Whoa.

And they're so smart by selling directly to us over the internet. Harry's can offer their blades at a price much lower than the leading brand. Just $2 per blade compared to $4 or more. I don't want to pay $4 more for a blade for my face. That's stinky. And there's a quality guarantee. If you don't love your shave, let Harry's know within 30 days and they'll give you a full refund. They'll put those $2 per blade back in your hands.

Matt, did you just say full refund? I certainly did. Rewind it if you don't believe me. No. Get a $13 value trial set that comes with everything you need for a close, comfortable shave. What does it come with, Ryan? handle, five blade razors with a lubricating strip and trimmer blade, a rich lathering shave gel, and a travel blade cover.

That shave gel smells good, I gotta say. That smells something nice. I'm covered in it right now. I lathered myself in it, yeah. Is that why I've been it seems like I've been flying on ecstasy this whole ad read. It is, man. I covered myself in the Harry's shave gel.

Well, in that case, listeners, now it's up to you. Redeem your free trial at harrys.com slash super mega. Make sure you go to harrys.com slash, what is it, Matt? Super mega. To redeem your offer and let them know we sent you to help support the show. Thanks, guys. Really, when you click that link, it helps support the show. It does.

Hey, I got a good idea for a TV show. What is it? How about it's a TV show where, you know what? This is a really bad idea, so never mind. Okay. Well, off of that, you know, let's talk about a good TV show. Okay. What's a good TV show?

I don't know. What do you want to go from there? I thought you had something. No, do you have something now? Simpsons, man. That is a good show. We don't talk about it as often as you might think. The Simpsons?

We should do a drunk drawing of the... Oh, yeah. Drunk drawing is a new series that's on our channel. Fuck. Hey, look at that. We got somewhere. We stuck the landing. Yeah, we really hit it.

Man, I'm so fucking tired. We really hit it. We hit the landing, man. I don't know, man. You stuck the landing. Yeah, we really hit it. Man, I'm so fucking tired. We really hit it. We hit the landing, man. I don't know, man. You stuck the landing. You don't hit a landing. Brian, I don't remember anything we've talked about on this podcast. Japan!

Yeah, like... Harry's! Harry's. I remember Harry's because they're a wonderful brand. But I'm just like... I honestly feel like I'm on another planet right now. I feel like I just did a massive whip. Well, the podcast is almost over.

These people just wanted to hear our voices for a little bit. They needed that little fix. Guys, I promise next week's podcast. Oh, my God. Matt. Next week's podcast will be so much better because we'll actually be like, well, Ryan's doing fantastic. I'm over here. I'm struggling, man.

I need some I got a good 8 hours of sleep I'm gonna go home and stream the rest of Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze I love that game I never played it before I thought I did

I played Returns which I didn't like that much Tropical Freeze is a fucking good game I'm loving it I heard it's a good game man I heard it's a really fun game so but anyways tell me what you like about it what I'm loving it. I heard it's a good game, man. I heard it's a really fun game. Anyways. Tell me what you

like about it. What I like about it? One of the aspects that I do like, of course a lot of it falls under nostalgia because one of my favorite games is Donkey Kong Country. The original. But one of the things that I really like about it is instead of your second character

just acting as a second life and like just having kind of a second ability you carry them on your back so it's more like you have you yourself have a second ability instead of just having like another character just being a second life so like diddy kong has his jetpack so he allows you to hover across things then you got dixie who has her she can use her hair to she it's kind of like a hover except you go up a little bit oh shit and then you got cranky who you can pogo stick with his like cane and you can like bounce on objects that would hurt you this sounds awesome it's really fun and uh the boss battles are like instead of just having to hit them five times or whatever, like on the head, like in the first one, it's three stages of just, it's kind of like a big epic battle.

So it's creative. Yeah, it's very creative. And the game, it feels like I'm still playing a Donkey Kong Country game. It hasn't changed to the point where I'm like, what is this? It's still, it's still a side-scrolling Donkey Kong game that is really fun and we'll see because I'm I think I'm about halfway through the game right now maybe a little less than halfway

but uh I've been enjoying myself wait is it for switch now too yeah I'm playing it on the switch oh okay I never played it because uh honestly like I to me just sounded like a sponsored drink at McDonald's tropical yeah it does Donkey Kong Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze. It's like some Taco Bell deal.

Oh, Taco Bell, 100%. The Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze, if Nintendo sponsored Taco Bell. It looks fun, though. I just never got around to playing it. It's very fun. Man. I love it. It's one of my favorite games I've played since Cuphead.

Really? Yes. Which they announced DLC for Cuphead, because we haven't talked about E3 yet. I'm spurting, dude. Spurting, dude! I'm spurting all over that chalice, man. I'm spurting into the chalice. Yeah. Because I'm so excited to play it. As Miss Chalice? Yeah.

She's cute. She's cute, I gotta say. There's a whole new aisle coming. New character. Maybe after you beat this island, she can be playable on all the other stages and maybe they'll also include fucking Mugman as a playable character in first player. That's all I'm saying. I've beaten the game ten times. I'd like to play it as a different character than Cuphead.

I don't know. Just give me something else. He's earned this by now, guys. Studio MDMA, he's earned this. I may not have gotten all S rankings on everything yet because, you know, I'm taking breaks, playing other shit, watching shit, hanging out with shit. Just goofing out. Hanging out with big piles of shit. They're all over your house, man.

It's disgusting. Yeah, I decorate them. I put glasses on some of them. Don't do that. It's fucked. That's why I don't come over. I'm sorry. It's really gross.

Yeah, you've only been over once. Twice. Actually, three times, because one of the times you were out of town. You came over once to hang out. What were the other two times? No, I've been over twice. When were the other two times? The other time. been over twice. When were the other two times? Or the other time?

Once you were out of town. That doesn't count. That doesn't count. I wasn't there. Smell your sheets. Another time... I don't know. I was with Tucker.

If I wasn't there, it doesn't count. No, no, no, no, no. Because then you're just showing up to my place. No, I can't. I've been over with you twice. I don't remember the content. We watched Shrek the Musical. Can we just fucking the musical by the way those in the comments that keep asking yes we don't live together we live separately now

yeah I mentioned that on the stream once everyone kept asking does the man Ryan live together anymore no we're grown men that live in our own establishment I was getting so sick of Ryan I said you know what dude fuck you I'm moving out and then I fucking fucked Matt.

Cut that out, Ryan. You got to keep it in now. It's funny. Because I'm talking to myself. No, man. We were just like, you know, I have a hard time. You know, I have so much sex. Yeah.

So much of it. And it was hard having a roommate. Yeah. He has so much sex and I game so much that we have to just. We had to get our own places. Yeah. You know, so now I have my sick epic gamer pad and he has a sick sex pad. It's like a dungeon, essentially.

Yeah. Not in like a creepy way, but... How many people just got the tinglys? The tinglys? Oh my God, that is a sick dungeon. Every other thing they talk about in this podcast is stupid, but I'm going to focus on that bit. Okay, I called you from Japan recently.

You did? You didn't answer. Did I not? No, because, well, I was trying to tell Aaron about that laugh you do I called you from Japan recently you didn't answer did I not? no because well I was trying to tell Aaron about that laugh you do and how it's like it always makes me laugh

the I can't do it though I tried to call you so you could do it for Aaron tell him about it but uh man he cracks up at the

end of the blonde boys the noise I make which I can't recreate I don't know how I do it How do you do it? I have no fucking clue It's unreal how like Go back and listen to that sound and try to recreate it

It's just wow I want it as my text tone for every time you text me Guys try to recreate that sound Send us Under the hashtag I try make Ryan sound haha on Twitter at SuperMega with that hashtag

with a video of you trying to make that sound and we'll try to like it. We'll retweet the best one. Yeah, we'll retweet the best one. So give us some time to look through them. It may take a few years. It might. We're trying to use

the Twitter more yeah hope you guys like that if you don't tell us and we'll just never touch the Twitter again yeah we gotta change our name back

it's still the YouTube Brothers I changed it one night and I forgot I changed it were you drunk when you changed it? no I just thought it was funny

can you be honest with me? I was not drunk when I changed it man I don't drunk Twitter that's a bad idea are you sure? I do not drunk Twitter sometimes I drunk Twitter and I drunk Twitter that's a bad idea I do not drunk Twitter

sometimes I drunk Twitter wait you used to delete those tweets yeah dude am I personal whenever I drunk Twitter I'm like probably should just delete that not because it's like bad just cause I'm like that's not gonna be funny when I'm sober man you guys liked that change their name to the YouTube

brothers tweet that is 5,000 likes dude what are your tweets got on r slash me underscore in real life or whatever? Yeah, me IRL. As a super mega tweeter? The tweet of yours that got like 15,000 likes recently about you fucking crazy frog. What? That got 15,000 likes? Yeah, because it ended up on me in real life.

What? Yeah. I didn't know I had a viral tweet. It got super fucking viral. Go back and look at it. I'm going right now. I'm going right now. Your eyes are about to go. Ouch! Gadzooks! Yeah, that's 16,000 likes. Fuck. Wow, dude.

Does it make you feel big? It does. There's Ricky Berwick responding. Thanks, Ricky. Always responding, man. Love you, Ricky. I remember Ricky Berwick FaceTimed me once naked. Did you see his penis? No, he had underwear on.

But I took a screenshot of him FaceTiming me because it was funny. Well, actually, so I got a FaceTime. It's also too sensitive for Twitter. It was. So I got a FaceTime from like an unknown. First of all, I don't know how Ricky Berwick got my number. But I got this FaceTime from this unknown number and I answer it. And it's just Ricky Berwick just climbs into frame naked.

So that was a very pleasant surprise. But I put it on Twitter, and they marked my Twitter as sensitive immediately after. So thanks, Twitter. Wait, what was that face? Nothing. Should I cut something out? Huh? Should I not say something?

No, no, no, no, no, no. I thought I just ruined the environment of our podcast, but I don't think I did. Oh, okay. Aaron was doing that the whole flight. I'm sorry. You couldn't smell it? I'm like, yeah, I could, dude. You couldn't? Then what was I smelling, Aaron?

Was he a high schooler? Oh, man. I bought so many tiny cars in Japan. Can you drive it? No, they're toy cars, you silly doofus. You didn't say toy cars. You said little cars. I have a little car.

You do have a little car. It's very small. Are you ever going to upgrade to a bigger car, or are you going to stick with small cars? Next year, probably. Are you going to get another small car, though, or are you going to get a jacked-up pickup truck? I was either thinking of going to like a like a Volkswagen Jetta again

or getting I like hatchbacks I like a nice crossover I was thinking of getting a crossover I wish I was a YouTube rich get a Tesla yeah I would get a Tesla in a heartbeat but I'm not YouTube rich

but you know Mr. Tesla is fucking rich as shit and it wouldn't it it would, oh. He could just give us, give it as like a social media joke. A Tesla. It would be great. And it can have your face on it. I don't give a shit. It can have the Boring Company logo on it.

It can have whatever logo you want. He could put whatever he wants. He could put a very embarrassing, revealing photo of me on the side. Anything that's just not illegal, he could put on the car and I would take it. He'll put something illegal on it and I'll still drive it. Elon. Fucking Musk. Please. Just send us Teslas that are free of charge.

And you're like, oh, these guys are trying to abuse their power and they're trying to abuse my status in the world. Well, fuck you. I love you. It's tough love. He's getting some mixed

messages. He's like, I gotta confuse him. I can't give... That's right, because if you come on too strong, he's like, please, I love you, Daddy Elon. Daddy Elon! I think he has a fan base that calls him Daddy Elon. He's got all those Grimes fans it. Daddy Elon? You think he has a fan base that calls him Daddy Elon? Yeah, dude. He's got all those Grimes fans now.

Daddy Elon? Wait, wait. What big news happened while I was in Japan? Oh, yeah. XXX got killed. He got... He got shot.

He got shot. He got shot. That's what happened. That's what happened. That shot. Shot. Sorry. I'm tired, dude.

It's okay I don't know him personally so we were best friends man yeah yeah so

they found the guy who did it or one of the guys right yeah they were actually one of the guys and his girlfriend we just found out she was pregnant his mom revealed that

she's like he left one he left one surprise behind like the end like the end credits of a Marvel movie. That was like the after credits thing.

Yeah. With his death. So what else? What other big news happened? I'm trying to make light of a death. But what else happened? What did I miss? Because you were back in America before me.

I was not up with the news cycle at all. There's a lot of goofiness going on with immigration. I saw that with the kids and the camps. Being separated from their parents and then not being separated from their parents and then pictures of camps that were released and then people are like, but Obama. And then people are like, but Trump. And then people are like,

but Hillary's emails. That was specifically Jerry Seinfeld that came in. But Hillary's emails. Did he really? Yeah. Hillary's emails. Did he really? Yeah. Hillary's emails. Did he really jump in with that? No.

I don't know, dude. Shit's crazy these days. I can see Jerry Seinfeld jumping in with Hillary's emails. I watched the episode of him and Michael Richards, though, in How to Drink Your Car with Coffee. Comedians in Cars of Coffee. Yep. Comedians in Cars of Coffee. Yep, comedians in cars of coffee. Perfect.

It's literally like the car is filled with coffee. Yeah, comedians in cars filled with coffee. Jerry Seinfeld's skin is burning off because the coffee is so piping hot. It's melting. Sponsored by Keurig. It's melting right off. Every time I get a fucking Keurig coffee, I always somehow, I do this at the office. I'll get myself a full cup of Keurig coffee and I I'll walk back to my desk, and then I'll spill the cup, and boiling coffee will, like, flow all over my hand,

and I'll burn my hand for the rest of the day, and it hurts. So thanks, Keurig. Fuck you, Keurig. Sponsor us. Who's the other, who's the people that go up against Keurig? Starts with an N. Nespresso? Yes.

Are they good? I haven't had Nespresso. It's just like a little Nespresso machine. I love Nespresso. In fact, I had like the most famous Nespresso in Japan. I got a double shot and it was like drinking unrefined motor oil. It was brutal. Yeah, I want to get married then.

Do what the hell? Sorry. It was brutal though. It was, it tasted like I was just straight up drinking motor oil. It was thick. It made my teeth brown. And was, whew, it tasted like I was just straight up drinking motor oil. It was thick. It made my teeth brown. And then I buzzed so hard. Matt, the people that make that coffee are just trying to make ends meet, okay?

Just like how we're trying to make the ends meet by ending this podcast. Right already? Yes. Okay, well, I'm tired, so, I mean, that sounds great to me. It's a shorter one, but guys. It's a shorter podcast, yeah. If you guys are not satisfied with the podcast, let's just give it a few weeks.

Let's see. Yeah, just give it a few weeks. Maybe there's a big change coming soon. We're teasing something. We're just going to drop that little breadcrumb. We've been working on something. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Is something happening with the podcast maybe soon? Maybe. We'll have to see, though. Maybe a little after episode 100. Who knows? We'll have to see. Oh, and big surprise. During this podcast, we set it so the movie review drops as most people are listening to this.

So why don't you just refresh the page and go check it out. Yep. Alright, guys. We'll see you next week for episode 98. Go check out Harrys.com slash SuperMega. Click it in the description. Help support our podcast god it's not doing well fuck

what's that sound that was really funny Thank you.