supermegashow - EP 98 - Bart's Sickness (ft. Ding Dong & Julian)

Episode Date: July 12, 2018

Ding Dong & Julian join us to talk Seth MacFarlane, Gay Smash Brothers, and the end of the Simpsons. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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japanese men are weird like you know all these old people all these old all these old asian what are you japanese they draw like you know they just draw they just all they do is they never stop trying no like the the the documentary that documentary that when Studio Ghibli documentary came a couple years ago, all of the guys there, they would have a little chibi drawing of themselves. Oh, yeah. It's interesting. In a manga, the artists always draw themselves like that. Yeah, and so it's interesting to me that like...

They did that at the subway, too. It's interesting to me that that's a genre of cute little old Japanese man. I like that genre. That's a little... That's just a drawing. That's a character that you can have. Miyamoto is so famous in Japan, he can't go anywhere. I don't imagine.

Without, like... He's actually, like, a national treasure, so they give him, like, guards and shit. So they give him treasure. Does he carry... Does he have, like, a non... Like, does he have, like, a, you know, concealed weapons? Yeah, he's the only person in Japan allowed to use a gun. He has a license to carry like a...

He has a Wii Zapper with him. He has a license to kill. I don't know, what would you, like a bayonet or something? Because I'm trying to create a connection to how like people get knighted when they're famous in Britland. Oh yeah. He gets a big musket. And shoots big fucking lead balls. What are the perks of being knighted when they're famous in Britland. Oh, yeah. It's a big musket. It shoots big fucking lead balls.

What are the perks of being knighted? It's not just about like, oh, I'm knighted. I think it is. I think it's just honorary, right? There's some perks. Like you get your picture up somewhere. Like in a restaurant or something. The queen's bedroom has like a wall of knights.

You go to the Denny's and your photo's there. You get a discount at Denny's. I'm pretty sure it's literally just wall of knights. You go to the Denny's and your photo's there. You get a discount at Denny's. I'm pretty sure it's literally just about the title. Do you get a free set of armor? I would hope. I hope that fucking Elton John is walking around in a... You're actually called upon to defend the queen in times of war. That's what they do.

Excuse me, Sir Knight. They're trying to sell knives to you. You can get the armor to go with the knife. That's what they do. Excuse me, Sir Knight. They're trying to sell knives to you. You can get the armor to go with the knife. It's a secret. You actually have to, like when you're not, it's like the Hollywood star.

When you unlock getting a Hollywood star, you still have to pay like 120 grand for it. So you have to buy the armor. Is that real? Yeah, they don't give you the star. You have to buy the star.

Don't Oscars cost money too? Is that why George Lopez had a star? Everything cost money. Why do we just? When we were at E3, we were standing right on top of George Lopez's star outside of the Xbox experience. I took a photo

of it. Did you actually? I did. Do you want to see it? Yeah, throw it up on screen. Send it to me. I can't hear it. This is the sound of the photo. You got it. I don't know about you guys but I'm unable to hear the word George Lopez without hearing that

Lowrider song. Yeah. The cowbell starts playing. That's how I was introduced to him. Well, so you like George Lopez. This can't go in the podcast because it's a visual. But if he does this thing, he tells a joke and it goes like this. That's exactly what it is. He cranes his head and he looks down.

He has a little tilt in there. I was curious if anybody else had ever noticed that. I've actually seen him live at the Staples Center in Los Angeles. Recently. Not dead. Found him alive. No. I mean, I haven't heard anything from him in a long time.

This is when I was like 17 or something. So I was right. So that was when he was big. Yeah. Oh, he's always been big. What are you trying to say? I see what you're doing. No, it was in the time frame.

It's a fat Mexican thing. It was in the... Well, he's not fat. Look at that. LA Live Hall of... Oh, wow. He's in the Hall of Fame. Over 100,000 tickets sold December 15th, 2009.

Wow. George Lopez. It really did it. Basically, it was around the time he got that talk show that failed. Oh, so that just means he performed there. Lopez? Lopez Tonight? Yeah. Was that his talk show? Yeah, he got a talk show that failed. Oh, so that just means he like performed there. Lopez? Lopez Tonight? Yeah. He did have a talk show. And it failed. It didn't do well.

I didn't even hear anything about it, so I just assumed like it must still be going. He should use the character Mr. Electricidad. That's not his character. He didn't come up with it. But he should buy the rights to it. No, he improv'd through the whole movie and they thought it was so good that they made it in another character. They made a role for it. He didn't come up with it. But he should buy the rights to it. No, he improvised through the whole movie, and they thought it was so good that they made it in another character.

They made a role for him. He was just supposed to be the teacher. We're going to render you as a giant CG head monster. I would do an impression of George Lopez, but I can't. If I did it, I'm sure. He's very scratchy. This is my George Lopez. That sounds nothing like George Lopez.

Now do Ernie. Now do Ernie. Now do Ernie. Like Bert and Ernie. No, from the Lopez show. Ernie, get out of my bed. It ain't easy being green. Is that what he says on the George Lopez show? Yeah.

When he accidentally paints himself green? He's talking about Ernie from the George Lopez show. He's the fat Mexican guy. I forgot talking about Ernie from the George Lopez show. He's the fat Mexican guy. I forgot. Not Ernie from... The one where they always make fun of him. I just remember that. Are you assuming Julian knows something about the show for some reason?

No, I remember the show. I remember that he was always angry at me. It's not like they played the George Lopez show in Mexico. He was only angry at his mom. It's not like it's a Mexican tradition to watch the George Lopez show. I don't know. Yeah, you're right. That's the national anthem.

Lowriders, the Mexican national anthem. Please stand for the national anthem. Oh, by the way, this is the Super Megapod cast. Welcome to this cast. I forgot. We're here with Ding Dong and Julian once again. Here we are. We came all the way from Planet Drool to give you a message of hope.

Thank you, guys. Yeah. They had some visa issues with Planet Drool, but here they are. Episode 98. Oh, it wasn't 100. No. Oh, so close. I know, right?

So 98. Are we still doing something special for our 100? Like, is it the big special thing we haven't even thought about it oh no I don't think we have enough time

yeah I mean you might wanna you might wanna we have anime expo once you know Tucker needs to be here yeah just wrap it up

don't even bother I think we still have to get no no do 99 oh then if we quit at 99 we can probably

like quit for a few years and then come back at 100 and people will still watch it 99.2 99.2? 99.3?

Yeah. 99 part 2? We never release 100. It's just like 99.1234678. So when 100 finally drops. It's big. That's big. And the other podcast should be like two minutes, five minute bits.

Tell you what you do. Save it for the 100th anniversary. Ooh. Ooh. That's a good idea. Have you what you do. Save it for the 100th anniversary. Ooh. Ooh. That's a good idea. Have our grandkids do it. It's because I'm picturing you guys obligating each new generation of children. Like they have to do it even though they've never met.

They don't know each other. Exactly. They have to sit down for a podcast. It's in our will. It just says Super Megacast in the will. I want my grandkids to be podcasters that's what i want for them i want nothing more for my depressing for me to even like think about jokingly what you don't want your grandkids to be podcasters or let's players i absolutely would you want would you what if your son came to you one day i'm dropping out of high school i want to be a let's player like you and i say

follow your dreams son what is yeah but you do anything but ding dong you're gonna be in your huge ass mansion because you were a let's play my big ass banging mansion that i got and my fat stacks of money oh child of mine comes in father i dropped out of high school i burned the whole school down i want to be a let's player I say you know what you do you you do you would you have to put your shitty

I'm sorry are you okay yes would you have to put your son down if he fine there's water right there there is I don't want to put my lips on it though

it's a clean bottle put your lips on that dollar mine only yours one other person's lips have been on it okay thank you I'm being honest here yeah that lips have been on it. Okay, thank you. I'm being honest here. I'm saying thank you, like legitimately. Now I'm definitely

not putting my lips on it. It's never blended, trucked, or purified water from the tap. Proof that mom always liked us best. What the fuck does that mean? I don't know. It says it on the bottle. Wait, what does it say? That mama always does best? Proof that mom always liked us best. Proof that mom always liked us back proof that mom always mama always does best

Hey, I like that better. I think proof the mama always it was he Oh mother. It's time. I'm mother nature. Yeah That's weird calling mother nature mom Well, I'm gonna shoot it shouldn't do that. That's rude. It's old kinky Well, he's going for it. Whoa. It's good water. Probably is. I bought it to make coffee with. You know, it's fresh from the springs. Matt. They go out there and they do that on their own.

Give us a review of, is that Avion? Crystal Geyser. Crystal Geyser. Natural Alpine Spring Water. That's this podcast's sponsor. No, it's not. Just kidding. That's coming later in the podcast.

And we do have a sponsor, don't we? Yeah, I know you're excited for it. We do, yeah. Fuck. Is it also bottled water? No, I wish. What is it? If any bottled water wants to sponsor us, go for it.

Yeah. Sorry, we had to cut back in because Ding Dong was talking about how horny he was. Please, keep it going. Keep it going. I'm going to read the... Mother Nature's recipe is good enough for us. That makes it sound like it's not good, but it's good enough for us. I mean, it's only water like that's good enough for us the recipe it's only water it's good enough for us uh the recipe for crystal geyser alpine spring water has been handed down by mother nature they got the rights to water mother nature just as the

position you could also you could also just write that it's water you don't even have to say that wow the look at this How would you feel if... A special recipe that we got from Mother Nature herself. How would you feel if that was actually the label that just said, it's water? There's no ingredients. Oh, that would be something. It would be kind of like one of those hipster things, like the boxed water. Yeah, I could see that.

It's water, and it's just like, that's all it is. That's so mayo. Wow. Remember that? That's so mayo? That was Miracle Whip, wasn't it? That's so mayo. It. Remember that? That's so mayo? That was Miracle Whip, wasn't it? That's so mayo. It's so mayonnaise I can taste.

That's so mayo. It's so mayonnaise to me. That's my favorite show. I was wondering how you were going to handle that line. I didn't, man. No, they advertised Miracle Whip as being edgy and rebellious. What? Because it's not mayonnaise.

That was the real thing. Wait, really? I remember that ad campaign. In the commercial. It's not your mother's mayonnaise I remember it because wasn't it also in Skate 3 did they have a big thing Miracle Whip

they had gigantic bottles of it that you could put everywhere you could put the things on the skateboards decorate your skateboards with the Cool Whip logo no sorry Miracle Whip logo that's the problem with the name of Miracle, decorate your skateboards with the Cool Whip logo. No, sorry. Miracle Whip logo. That's the problem with the name of Miracle Whip is because it's like mayonnaise.

It sounds like a sweet thing. Miracle Whip sounds like tasty, like, and sweet. Sounds like Cool Whip. Like, um... Stewie! Dude! That was Stewie!

I knew it was coming. I'm sorry. He did Stewie in it. I saw your face light up. I just wanted to see if you visited, like... Hold on. Family Guy.

No, no, no. Do you watch Family Guy? What's your favorite episode? Do you watch... Um, okay. Ding Dong. I watch wanted to see if you visited like... Hold on. Family Guy. No, no, no. What's your favorite episode? Do you watch... I watch it every night before bed. When was the last time you even watched Family Guy? I always have to stop people when I hear that they watch Family Guy. Peter Griffin is like my hero. What's your favorite episode?

Okay. Season 2 episode 3. Does it have the chicken in it? If it doesn't have the chicken, then it's not my favorite episode. Wait, Zach Braff guest starred? Unused cutaway gag. Chicken Little comes in and says, I remember the one time I watched Chicken Little. Hey guys, it's me, Chicken Little.

Beautiful. I don't know why they didn't use it. It was cut from the episode. What is Zach Braff doing nowadays? Besides all those family guy cameos, it's Chicken Little. Serious question, what happened to Zach Braff? He's Little. Serious question. What happened to Zach Braves? He's dead. Serious question. He's dead.

Died last year. What are you talking about? Turk came out and danced and cried and everything. Turk? Yeah. From Tarzan? From Scrubs. No! I'm glad that would land it Jesus Christ Because if you knew what we were talking about

It's fun We got a running gag going Because I already did it What happened in that show though? People used to reference it all the time when it was airing Family Guy? No! Oh my god, wait, wait

Scrubs! Scrubs? What are you talking about? Yes, I remember Scrubs No! Oh my god, wait, wait. Scrubs! Scrubs? What are you talking about? Remember Scrubs? Yes, I remember Scrubs. I remember they went, Somewhere along where the bitterness ends They had you guys like,

Oh yeah, remember? Because someone was dying. And then, what's his name? George of the Jungle. Ben Shapiro. No. Ben Shapiro. No. Ben Shapiro in Scrubs. No, it was a sad man crying photo.

He's an actor who was in... Ben... He's been in Indian films recently because he doesn't have a career anymore. He's the most cohesive podcast to date. Come on. He's famous for being a sad man. His wife took all of his money.

Oh, the guy with the.... What? Who are you talking about? Have none of you seen George of the Jungle? The live action hit movie. It's been a while. I thought we were talking about Scrubs. What happened? Well, I'm going to bring it back. I think I'm thinking of Jungle 2. Because he was in an episode of Scrubs. Where at the end, the twist is that he was dead

the whole time and Dr. Cox was imagining him. Is that really the... Is this actually a theory? No, it happened in the episode. Is that really how Scrubs ends? No, that's how one of the episodes ends. I know the first season was supposed to be that the janitor was not real and it was in his mind all along. It's Brendan Fraser, by

the way. Oh, Brendan Fraser. Did you know Marge was gonna... Brendan Fraser? I would've... I'll just say Monkeybone. Marge was gonna have rabbit ears in her hair. Did you remember that? was going to... Brendan Fraser! I would have... I'll just say Monkeybone. Marge was going to have rabbit ears in her hair. Did you remember that? Yeah, I did. And she was going to pull people in. Like, that was going to be your clue.

Just... In the back, you'd see, like, pull Maggie into her hair, and then you would never see Maggie again. Like, they were supposed to build into the bunny ears, but they never got to it. It was actually... The whole show was supposed to be about Bunny Marge. But we never got around to it.

But the voice actress did so poorly that they had to create the family surrounding her. She just couldn't do an impression of a rabbit. And they got so mad at the animation they got back. It was too expressive. So they had to make it as stale as possible. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs, projects done well. I absolutely love this because, you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small.

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What if every episode Marge's hair just got a little bit taller? Just like one more. I would rather that it was getting a little bit shorter. Like the Doug Dimmadome hat? Is there like a set number of dollars? It goes off screen. I love that. That was a good running gag,? Eventually. It goes off screen. I love that.

That was a good running gag, man. You know he's real. Can we go back to Family Guy? Matt, what? Can we go back to Family Guy real quick? Why? I thought you said, can we go fight Family Guy? I think they're kind of related because Fairly Oddparents feels to me a lot like Family Guy for kids. Well, Seth MacFarlane would guest voice on Fairly Oddparents.

Well, did he? It's true. And the creator of Fairly Oddparents would guest voice on Family Guy. They did a lot of work together. Well, I'm not surprised. Actually, that makes sense. I think the doctor in Family Guy was the voice of the doctor. Adam Wise?

Because you'd see both of them on Johnny Bravo and stuff, right? Yeah. Wait, have you guys listened to Seth MacFarlane's Lounge album? I never have. His jazz CDs? I'm sure he sings very sweetly. He does. He's got a good voice.

He's got a good voice, yeah. Do you think Seth MacFarlane's wrapped up in the mafia? Do you think Seth MacFarlane has rapped? Yes. Yes, he has. Do you remember that really funny family guy bit called down syndrome girl where they sang about a girl with down syndrome i don't how funny was that one when was it it's a it's aptly named uh can you tell me about all the other songs was there the song about how the government

sucks that was a good one that was a really good one uh legalized weed that was a good song i remember the greece the greece parody because they would put it on TV constantly. That was Give Up the Toad. Yeah. Oh yeah. I remember that episode. Okay. Every time I try to look up a Family Guy clip on YouTube

which is very often I'm not no like you might know what I'm talking about. There's a trend where they're like the clip will be like

six scenes longer than just the clip itself. Because like the government's implanting their own Family Guy clips. I've been catching on to that too. I've been noticing that. You know what I'm talking about though? I'll go for one

Family Guy clip and I get like six in one but the video is named for that one clip. Are you sure you didn't just keep clicking them because it's so gosh darn funny? It's so funny I just find myself in a little rabbit hole of Peter Griffin. Darn it. I was going to watch just the chicken fight but I watched like twelve of them. Twelve chicken fights and it took me all day.

There haven't been 12 chicken fights. The Twitter had been eight chicken fights. Thank you very much. Stewie beats up Quagmire HD. That's true. Stewie beats up Quagguy. Quagman. Chicken attack, Peter.

Why do you keep bringing up the chicken? Because they did it like 20 times. It's a running gag, just like the Twitty Conway gag where they show an entire Twitty Conway music video. They only did it like three times. Is it Conway Twitty? Sorry.

I guess I need to watch more Family Guy. Sounds like a Looney Tunes. I pictured Twitty Bird. It does sound like a Looney Tunes character. I need to watch more Family Guy then. I'm not up to date with the running guys. Yeah. Get on my level. I'm sorry. They're doing another live action Looney Tunes. They're doing another

Space Jam. Are they really? They're doing a live action Family Guy. They're doing another Space Jam I thought. Oh that's right. With LeBron James. I swear to God. Multiple times a day. And I pray to him that he will bestow upon me my own Family Guy episode that no one else has seen, that only I can see.

Have you ever opened Emma's paint before? It's called Ryan's episode. And you trace over Peter Griffin, box tool around his mouth, moving up and down, talk over it. You got like your own Family Guy episode. I'm Peter. I can already hear him.

Where's that voice coming from? It's because I'm picturing Ryan in his room and it's all dark. And he's just puppeting the mouse. Puppeting the thing in MSP. It's me, Peter. I escaped to New York. You gotta find me. It's chicken time.

He did used to say that. Before every chicken fight. Yeah, before every chicken fight. It's chicken time. It's chicken time. Peter, I forbid you from having chicken time. But Lois, I was about to say Marge.

Lois, we don't have a premise and the episode goes on for 11 more minutes. Peta, put some references in. That reminds me of that one time in that one episode. Peta, do you remember the last time you fought the chicken? What if the whole episode was the old one?

It's just four back-to-back chicken fights. I feel like that must have happened. They had to have thought about doing that. Peter, remember the last time you fought the chicken? It shows the last time's entire clip. It shows the entire clip. I shouldn't say clip.

I'm sure they have an apologetic episode like that. Peter, remember the second half of the last episode? Peter, remember... Forget it. The credits just roll. The credits roll early and it's black for the rest of the time. No, the credits just scroll super slow for like 23 minutes.

A really slow motion version of the song. Yeah, I was just going to say, is the song also playing really like... No, it's Seth MacFarlane singing. He's doing his lounge stuff. They slow down Seth MacFarlane singing. 8 million Seth MacFarlane singing all at once.

Remember when that was a trend on YouTube? Seth MacFarlane acapella. It was nothing but Seth MacFarlane. Remember when he made 8 million clones of himself and ran into the mall? And then they all started singing? They did a flash mob. A Seth MacFarlane flash mob. 8,000 Seth MacFarlane flash mobs. They all did peanut butter jelly time.

Dude, do you remember when Family Guy actually put a peanut butter jelly time thing? They did that in the show! Do you remember that? Yes! Brian runs in in the banana outfit with the maracas and says it's peanut butter jelly time and he dances. And then an actual green screen Seth MacFarlane runs in too with the maracas and goes, oh, we dress the same.

One of us is going to have to change. How old is that? How old is that man? Seth MacFarlane? Brian? He's in his 50s, right? No, he's in his 40s, I'd say, right? Late 40s. He can't be that old. Maybe early 50s. He doesn No, he's in his 40s, I'd say, right? Late 40s.

He can't be that old. Maybe early 50s. He doesn't look that old. Plastic surgery. This is why people are going for young ages. Why are we talking so much about Family Guy? Why not? Let's talk about...

Let's talk about The Simpsons. What is that show he's on? The Star Trek thing. I haven't seen it. I heard it's actually good. Starts to know. Orwell. Oh, yes, you're right. Orson Welles.

S.S. Orwell. The Orson. Orbedi's jumping around on his fucking spring legs. Can we go real quick? Go back to Miracle Whip. They had a commercial for Miracle Whip and it cuts to a shot of a girl where it looks like her mouth is full.

She has a huge mouth full of Miracle Whip. Do you guys remember that? Do you remember the super soaker and it was called the Oozinator? And you would pump it and it would shoot out like the congealed water. There's the kid getting fucking bukkake'd. No? You've never seen that? That was real?

Yeah. On your phone, look up Oozinator. Man, you might not want to... You're going to get put on a government watch list. That's true. No, because he was a popular toy. They put that commercial on TV just to put people on the watch list. The Oozinator.

It was the computer from that one David Firth cartoon where it's the computer that they set up in the middle of town. And anybody get caught using it. That's the Oozinator. It has its own Wikipedia page. The Oozenator is a toy water gun manufactured by Hasbro Incorporated. It's a member of the Super Soaker family,

which includes 10 other squirt gun toys. It gained notoriety after its release due to its ability to discharge, how do you say that word, Ryan? Semen. Vicious? Viscous? Viscous.

Viscous compound that resembled human semen. That's probably not how you pronounce it. As well as its suggestive television advertisements that depicted said compound being forcefully ejected onto unwilling children that's on the wikipedia page that's the first paragraph oh my god

in spray mode 2 the toy spurts ooze with each pumping action of a separate lateral manual handle then in plop mode it makes a disgusting mess. But I can't think of anything to segue to. Who here has seen the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

film movie event? I don't like Power Rangers. Because I was hoping I don't. So I've never seen their shit. I was hoping somebody could give me a plot synopsis. They are. Dude, they're so fucking gay. Pokemon's gay as shit, dude. That's the new Pokemon movie coming out.

Pokemon are gay. Pokemon. Pokemon are gay. That's the subject. The movie. Nintendo made a specific request. So they're trying to keep people from going to see their own movie.

They're doing anti-advertising. It's Pride Month, so they wanted people to go see it. Well, that's the other possibility. Reggie brought it up during the Nintendo Direct. He said, well, Pokemon's here

and it's fucking gay. I can imagine Reggie coming out saying that. Well, that's all the time I've got. I have to get back to playing Pokemon or gay on my Nintendo 3DS.

But I'll leave you with one more thing. Good night, everybody. And then it cuts to black, and then the trailer starts where Pokemon is gay, too. Too? A rainbow Smash logo.

It plays every gay Pokemon and every gay Smash character. Every gay Smash character. The next Smash is gay. And gay Smash Brothers, the new game that they're making. Gay Smash Brothers. Smash Brothers already could be

like a gay porn site if it wasn't a video smash brothers it's like it is the it does sound like the sister site to the what is that one bang brothers bang bros bang bros the bang brothers they should call the next smash bros the super super bang brothers that's probably a parody that exists i'm sure it is. They're Super Smashed Brothers. That's pretty funny. Are they drunk? They're drunk.

That's the joke. No one's ever done a drunk show before on a YouTube channel. That's stupid. You guys still watch Daddy of Five? Yeah. I just listened to it. Ding Dong, I know you were a big fan of it. I like how you said it because I'm imagining

a high school setting that someone comes up in the hallway and is like yo dude see new Daddy 5 hey hey you punks

catch the new Daddy 5 on that stinking YouTube stinking is that what kids say is that what they say that's kid slang now they say hey punk this is stinking hot

they say hey I was chewing a YouTube video you watch that new stinking Tobuscus video? Stinking. Do young people like shorten YouTube to just the letter U, the number two, and then B, E? They say, hey, yo, waddles.

Oh, yeah, YouTube. Just simmering here on YouTube right now. Simmering on YouTube. Yeah, just put in random words that makes it sound like slang. There you go, everyone. Your new words to go to. I'm feeling kind of blue so i simmered on do you daddy of five and now now i'm glimmering i mean speaking of youtube are we

remember who daddy of five was yeah he was he's beating up the little child no and he was beating up the little child and little and people people were getting yucks out of it jesus did you guys get yucks out of it ryan did you like daddy get yucks out of it? Ryan, did you like Daddy of Five? No. I never saw a single one of their videos. I saw one and it actually upset me. The fact that we're talking about Daddy of Five speaks a lot to how long it's been since we've seen each other.

He's in the new gay Smash Brothers game. That poor kid. It's a popular YouTube channel. Is it still? No. His life is ruined no matter what. They got their son taken away, thank God. I hope that kid's okay after everything.

Even so, people are going to make fun of him for the rest of his life. That poor kid. I felt so bad for him. He did not deserve that shit. That family sucks. And his life's ruined. He gets to be known for that forever. That's what I'm saying, yeah.

That was a shitty family. Let's talk about something fun and not... Oh, I got something fun. Lay it on me, man. YouTube has chosen a random select few, like five point something million users to test out their new, let's not show you the custom created thumbnails that the creators took time and effort to make. That's a good one.

I like that. That's a good thing. I love it. I mean, it's only a small fraction of users. I mean, I was already really happy when they were changing the subscription box. YouTube, listen, since YouTube first started, it's been known for their constant improvements.

At least this one's small. They're always making the site better. At least they're not trying to completely replace. But they demonetized me. Watch the fuck out. You're gonna not gonna hear the end of that one, YouTube. Did they demonetize your channel? I'm just saying that preemptively.

It's because by the time this comes out, we'll all have been demonetized. It's also, anytime that something does happen with YouTube, it usually gets downplayed unless directly it affects somebody. And then they're like, oh, I got hit now. When it's like, no, this has been hurting everyone for a long time now. Yeah. That's been every change.

They demonetized uh fucking tobuscus what'd he do he came out with a video recently he did the me too i saw that he made and then he made another one two days later like because he wanted more views again i don't think it was about it but i think he knew that it would seem like it was this because of csi they caught it i forgot to buskins was on csi he was a gamer right yeah he was oh is it that one episode do you remember the scene in specific she's being beaten in a bathroom and then he's off to the side he keeps cutting back to going go go go go that didn't that one didn't uh age too well. He agreed to be on that.

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Have you ever had a pet before? I've had a pet. Did it ever pee on the floor? Ding dong does it all the time high five brother i'm leaving please stay for the rest of the podcast we're recording this in my bedroom by the way because it's really late at night so that's why the audio quality might be all wacky whoa it's a little bit of echo okay tell me this what is the furthest The Simpsons could push right now that it would make Fox consider

maybe canceling it, but everyone is like, you know what? This is just enough that we're going to let it get by. We're going to give you guys a warning. A school shooting episode. Oh my god. They might cancel it for that one. I don't think so.

I think they would cancel it for that. I don't think the whole episode... Wait, are you... You're making it for that one. I don't think so. I think they would cancel it for that. I don't think the whole episode... Is Bart doing it? Wait, are you... Oh, my God. The thing is... You're making it worse and worse. I think that if South Park could get away with it,

then The Simpsons could, because... The Simpsons is network television, though. It's not cable. That's true. But it's owned by Fox. Which is owned by Disney now. Really? They own ABC and Fox?

The films. No, they own everything! They own my neighbor! Because you know Cool Cat's doing a school shooting movie. He is! What? Look it up! I'm not joking! Oh, he's in a movie! Okay. No! You paused!

You paused! You're like, Cool Cat's doing a school shooting movie. Have you seen... Is the movie called Cool Cat Does a School Shooting? Fucking Christ. Ding dong, your face was just like...

It just changed so quickly. Because he didn't finish. He said he was doing it. No, that's Stranger Danger Alert. No, no, no. Wait, shit. Cool Cat Stops a school shooting. Oh, I miss listening to this guy talk. Is that the guy that made Cool Cat?

He's so goofy. He looks like a savage. Jeez. Ooh. I can tell, yeah. It's making him really mad. Made me pretty mad, too. Where? Let's see it.

Is there, like, a trailer for it? He's gonna throw it at you. What? This guy looks insane. This looks like a comedy sketch. This guy is on cocaine. The guy that made Cool Cat is definitely on cocaine. Absolutely.

Look at him. He's running out of breath. Why does he always refer to like the collective The Kids? The Kids. It's like a... Cool Cat stops a school shooting. It will be a free film for all public and charter schools. That's an empty promise.

I'm going to look it up. Did he come out with it already? It's literally called Cool Cat Stops a School Shooting. How does he stop a school shooting? Now, Ryan, that is a completely different title than what you said. He shows up and he puts his hands up

and he goes, Stop in the name of the law! And the guy's like, you know what? You're right. Identify yourself. This is illegal. Don't shoot me. Okay, okay. I'm on the IMDb. The description reads, Cool Cat is in a class when an active shooter attacks his school

and Cool Cat shows children different techniques and safety tips, I'm guessing during the shooting, on what to do to stay safe. And then Cool Cat comes face to face with the shooter himself. Oh, my God. But what happens then? Can you tell me this?

Is Butch the Bully casted for this film? Do you think he's the shooter? Butch the Bully! You're right! Butch the Bully! Oh, no! No! Is Butch the Bully the school shooter?

Wait, but is it the same kid connor because i'm already afraid for that oh no oh no he found a gun at the end of the original one remember it's true oh is it already it's all getting tied together oh my god he's gonna have his fat time this poor little kid it doesn't come out until october 15th. So we can all go see that and the new Madea movie. It's a spook-tacular! I love it. Okay, Cool Cat Stops a School Shooting is a short action comedy. That's what it says. Tyler Perry's Madea Stops a School

Shooting. Derek Savage, you fucking man. Derek Savage was definitely on cocaine in that video. Do you think the Simpsons could get away with a school shooting episode? No! Back to the main point. Not the Simpsons. video do you think the Simpsons could get away with a school shooting episode back to the main point if Cool Cat can get away with it well Cool Cat is not Cool Cat is made

by an insane man it is yeah but the Simpsons is made by an old man he's not that old is he Matt Groening did you guys see the trailer for his new Netflix original series? I saw images of him.

I haven't, but that's just because I avoid trailers in general. Because I like to feature in them. I mean, it's probably good. He's a funny, funny man. It's probably going to be good. Oh, I'm excited for it. It'll be good.

It'll do the same... It'll be the same trajectory as all of his other shows where it's really good when it starts and then he leaves it and it goes to shit and it goes on for too long well the question also still hasn't been answered what is the line

the Simpsons could cross where it wouldn't be cancelled where it wouldn't be cancelled how about they show Bart's penis oh wait a second they showed a little kid's penis in the movie. In national theaters across the world. You know what, once you do that...

And then Knight comes out and says, Wow, that's Bart Simpson, my neighbor's penis. Quagmire comes out and he says, Giggity. Bomer says, No, my boy's penis. He puts his face up right next to it. Every character one by one from Springfield

shows up. It's love to fans of the series. You get to see everyone. Everybody has a different reaction. That's Bart's penis! That's my Marge impression. So definitely, Bart turning... turning into. Turning into.

Bart transitioning. Oh, I thought you were going to say Bart turning into a penis. That's it. That's what it is. That would get national headlines. Bart turns into a penis. That's it. That is the one thing that they could do that wouldn't get them canceled.

But would everyone go, mm. You know, like if they threw a fart to a penis, they wouldn't cancel The Simpsons over that. It would be kind of like, why? It's weird and it's crude, but it's not controversial like how like, it's not a touchy subject. Is he talking about it? It's not exactly political.

Fox and Friends in the morning? They play it very straight, like he's in the hospital and everything. No one knows what's wrong with him. Wait, I have to picture it correctly. To picture it correctly, is he a tiny, like regular-sized penis? Or is he a human-sized? He's a Bart Simpson-sized penis. He's a PNG of a penis with the hue switched to yellow.

It's Matt Groening's penis. It's slowly fading in. How does this episode unfold? Let's write this episode. Give us the synopsis. They have to unravel a big cast reveal. That's how the episode starts? No, that's how it ends.

He's in the hospital. They don't know what's wrong. And they have a big cast over his head. And they're like, I'm so sorry I have to show you this and they show the head sprouting out of his hair I like that you've composed it like a Junji Ito comic. They can make it a two-parter like they begin to unwrap and all of a sudden

Marge is like, ah! And then it cuts to black and goes 2B continue. She sounds very happy Homer goes, no! Is he falling down a well? He also falls down a well. It's a hard cut to the black screen with the credits and you hear him echoing over it.

It zooms into his mouth going, No! That would be really funny. Last time on The Simpsons. Last time on The Simpsons. I just wish we were coming up... My boy is a giant penis! I wish we were coming up... My boy is a giant penis! I wish we were coming up with funny stuff

that wasn't just Simpsons doing weird things as usual. Now I'm imagining Bart Simpson, but the top of his head instead of the spikes is the head of a penis. So his face is still there. But the top of his head is just the head of a penis. His eyes are halfway open. He'd look weak.

He's sick from turning into a penis. His energy has been drained from the transformation. I mean, it's a very, it's a very intense process. The Powerpuff Girls new season, they had, they had an episode. No, they did not have an episode where someone turned into a penis right. No, no. They had an episode about like transitioning, like transgender, except the person turned into a giant fucking monster

and started attacking the city. Yeah it was a unicorn that Are we talking original or the new series? I never even gave it the time of day. The team made statements afterwards because they were like oh actually it wasn't about that because everybody got really mad at them.

Were they trying to like be progressive and then just like. I think that's what was. was because like they were like now this operation is is very can be very dangerous and are you sure you want to go through with this and like all that yeah and they become like a the moral monster the moral of the story was to not transition and to love yourself for who you are because transitioning is dangerous remember the into a unicorn not until not as an official statement from this podcast. It's about all the unicorns that exist in real life who watch the new Powerpuff

Girls, which is a very specific demographic, I know. It's a very small demographic. In fact, it's almost non-existent. I forgot that they even brought that. I didn't even know that. I remember I heard about them bringing it back, but I don't remember it ever actually being brought back. I don't think it got renewed for any more seasons. No, it's canceled.

Same with the Beatles. Remember when they brought back Beavis and Butthead? It did half a season and then went on hiatus. Because they started commenting on the Jersey Shore. Yeah, I think that one. Yeah. That one I think was MTV. I heard the new Beavis and Butthead was actually all right.

I liked it. I liked the episodes. I was hearing good things about it. I thought that they were good episodes. But the new Powerpuff Girls, no. People knew it was doo-doo and it got canned after two seasons. I can't stop thinking about the Bart penis thing now. What does that say about you, Matt?

I got, he loves The Simpsons. I love The Simpsons. I'm a big fan of The Simpsons. I'm such a big fan of The Simpsons that I don't know this Bart penis concept. I can get behind it. I don't know. Something about it. My boy's a penis.

See, I wanted to say that, but I can't do a homer voice, and then you came out and said the exact line. Can you imagine? When he strangles Bart, though, is the penis. Is that like a sexual thing? Oh, no. He goes, oh! It shoots out a frosty chocolate milkshake.

Yeah, he has a defense mechanism. He's finally safe from his own father. Homer comes in the room to strangle him. He just comes in his face. Someone would have to come in and be like, I don't know, I got this idea. Might be a little crazy, but hear me out.

People loved when we saw Bart's penis in the movie. Yeah, how did we get from point A to point B? How did they make the decision to make an episode about Bart being a penis? They really needed the watch.

And then they followed it through. They followed it through. They followed it through. They got a guest animator for the couch gag. They did the whole shebang. Homer's acceptance as they shaves his head. He goes, I'm a penis too. They fucking got Richard Williams to come out of the woodwork. And this is how

the rest of the episode is Bart Sully turning into a penis. I imagine that the guy comes in. You make it sound like Bart slowly turning into a penis. But what, like, I imagine that the guy comes in... You make it sound like he got bit by a penis. And now he's like, I don't feel too good, Dad. Maybe it was fucking... He starts coughing and he realizes he's coughing up cum in the bathroom.

They bring back... They bring back bleeding gums Murphy. He's also turning into a penis. And everybody on The Simpsons slowly turns into a penis and they end the show abruptly. Again, Junji Ito, it's very Uzumaki. It is.

God, nothing but Family Guy, Simpsons and penises. Let's talk about something else then. Let's talk about something good. That wasn't good? Pure, wholesome family discussion. I thought you were about to say Family Guy. Let's talk about something good okay that wasn't good pure wholesome family discussion let's go I thought you were about to say family

not cool cat pure wholesome family let's talk about um here firearm safety no that's why we have to watch the cool cat

yeah we have to it's true that's about firearm safety you know what it's a comedy about firearm safety we could watch the original cool cat I've only seen it once

because it goes whoa don't do this it's kind of tough to get through at Cat. I've only seen it once. Because he goes, whoa, don't do this. It's kind of tough to get through at some point. I remember having fun. It really is. Did we? What?

We watched it. You and I watched it. I bought it. Yeah. I officially own it on Amazon. Really? It's hard to get through because of the padding. Because he has to go to the Hollywood.

Yeah, because of all the song and dance stuff that lasts for like 15 minutes. Like the conversations in the backyard. Everybody, I thought. Well, it's filmed the song and dance stuff that lasts for like 15 minutes. Like the conversations in the backyard. Everybody at the Hollywood parade. Well, it's filled in the backyard, but it's supposed to be. They all look really uncomfortable at the parade

because they're like, oh yeah, cool cat. We know you. I've heard of him. I haven't. Yeah, everyone just pretends like they know him. I'm cool cat.

Imagine you're at a party and the fucking guy in like a cat suit shows up like that. I mean, it's a parade. It's not a party. Oh, sorry. I thought you said party. I thought you said it was like a like a cat suit shows up like that it i mean it's a parade it's not a party oh i thought you said it was like it was like a house like a backyard party shows up he showed up at a stag party dressed up as the mother cool cat does anybody like he says oh that's yeah he plays the mother cool cat does he does i assume he plays mother cool cat cool cat and well he

does he he has a dedicated performer he has a dedicated performer for Cool Cat, right? He has a dedicated performer who cross-dresses as Mother Cool Cat that he's married to. Yo, if he wants to make some money, what's his name? Chris Savage? Derek Savage. Derek Savage. That sounds like a fake name for a fake infomercial sketch. What about Fred Savage? What's up?

I'm Derek Savage. Yeah, it does. What about Fred Savage? Well, that's... Derek. There's something about the name Derek. Derek is more like... I'm Derek. In your face. Yeah, it does. What about Fred Savage? Well, that's... Derek. There's something about the name Derek. Derek is more like in your face. Yeah.

But they should do like a Cool Cat Oedipus Rex adaptation where like Cool Cat... Where he wants to fuck his mom. Yeah, where he finds out that he fucked his own mom. He doesn't want to... You know what? That's not the story. Where he blinds himself and puts himself on an island for like the rest of his life. I would want the full story. Not just because

you hear Oedipus Rex and you go, okay, he fucks his mom. People kind of gloss over the whole gouging out his eyes and being stranded on an island bit at the end.

There's a lot to work with. We're in a different timeline. It's thematically heavy. I feel like nowadays if a dude accidentally banged his mom. He didn't know it was his mom. Yeah, he did not blind himself.

The punishment, he was like, you know what, I made an honest mistake. I mean, was she really his mom when you think about it? Maybe she't mom was she was i mean he was he was really there for him tell who's who's whose testimony are we going by here i mean he's blind now he wasn't blind when he fucked her how did he not know how did how did they not realize they were related

because they didn't know each other uh the looks maybe they would be like you kind of look like my mother yeah but you're isn't like the whole thing like guys go after girls that remind them in some way of their mother so he could have

just been an honest mistake what would cool cat do he'd sleep with his mother and then find out it was his mother and then gouge his eyes out and desert himself on an island

oh no I'm a monster trying to remember the worst things they did. They did Homer got raped by a panda bear. That was in an episode. Hank Hill got raped

by a dolphin. I remember that episode. That one was funnier. I like that episode. And then he rubs it and sends it off on somebody else at the end, remember?

Yep. Sends it off to Bobby. Hank. Bobby! You're gonna learn, boy. Defend yourself. Dad! That was Bobby being raped by a dolphin.

That was your impression. That was my impression of Bobby Hill. Raped by a dolphin. Dad! I can't do Bobby. He would regret it. Because Bobby would be into it or something. He'd be like, why did I do this? Yeah. What was I even expecting?

Bobby, I was trying to teach you something about self defense was there ever an episode where Hank Hale talks explicitly about his feelings on homosexuality no but there's some Simpsons episodes that were pretty not Homer I'm sorry Hank

I don't know about Hank but I know that there were Simpsons episodes where Homer was like remember he made really good friends with a guy and then found out he was gay were Simpsons episodes where Homer was like he remember he made friends with really good friends with a guy and then found out he was gay and was really freaked out oh yeah he was like uncomfortable I remember

and then they went to like some gay steel mill or something I don't remember how that episode and Bart said why did you take me to a gay steel mill

I remember they said the word gay a lot yeah yeah that episode was very like I didn't like it I remember being like weirded out did you ever see

the edit of what was it it. I was, I remember being like, Did you ever see, did you ever see the edit of, what was it? It was Clay Aiken or something being interviewed. Wasn't that the one with Weird Al in it too? No, it was a different one, but it was a good edit that the, the interviewer just keeps cutting him off. Like, so you're from the South.

And he goes, oh yeah. And she just cuts him off. Everyone from the South is gay. Well, she's just being aggressive with him the whole time, calling him Fruity McGay. Oh, I remember Fruity McGay Gay. They're calling him Fruity McGay Gay.

Like, that's just edited in. And it just sounds like this woman is being really mean to him the whole time. It's a good edit. Yeah, but everyone from the South is gay. Is that true, Matt? Yes. I heard that if you order the same thing at a restaurant, you're apparently gay.

Yeah, that's a known rule. Don't do that. Don't do that, guys. When you go to the McDonald's, be sure both of you don't get a burger. Sitting next to each other at the movie theaters is... Gay. Against bro code.

Popcorn. Too close to each other in the hot tub. One person gets jujy fruit. No, what you do is you get a large popcorn and then you ask for a small bag and then you dump some into the bag and hand it to your friend. That sounds like something friends of mine would have done. I'd never eat a red

vine, so. I'd go for Twizzlers. Because they're very phallic, yeah. You turn gay if you eat red What happens if I eat a Twizzler? I love Twizzlers. You turn into a penis. Twizzlers are a much more flamboyant name than red vine. They turn you into a penis, you know. Also, I used to not like red vines.

You just tried to steal my joke. That's what he said. That's how Bart turned into a penis. He ate some red vines. Because the red clashed with the yellow in his system. It rejected it. If you eat too many red vines, you get a little penis growing in your stomach. And this is true

that's been proven is that really true like watermelons I um I remember I got told all the time when I was younger if you chew your nails

a penis will grow inside of your stomach well that's just fact you get a hand that grows in your stomach and claws the side stop you know what

oh come on man I hate that that doesn't happen no I know it doesn! You know what? Oh, come on, man. I hate that. That doesn't happen. No, I know it doesn't. I know what that's like. It's a hand in the stomach. I'm not freaking out because I cringe

at the thought of that. If you actually... Red vines... Yeah. I don't remember where I was going with that. They're 50 feet long. People don't know that.

I was gonna say... They grow in the Amazon. People don't know that. I was going to say. They grow in the Amazon. You like your Simpsons. Let's talk about Rugrats. Okay. Our other go-to funny source. Yeah, I guess so. There was an episode, right, where Angelica, doesn't she get afraid of the watermelon thing?

Of eating watermelon seeds? They said that chucky ate a seed and it was growing inside of him i remember that from when i was was their footage like was there a fantasy sequence of him exploding yes they they think he how far does it go not far oh wait does he like inflate it cuts to white from what i remember like the watermelon blows up or something and it cuts to white and everyone's okay i don't know why but but then you hear chucky it goes to white because it was a fucking nuclear detonation it was a good sound but there's really heavy can you is it possible to edit that scene so

that it matches up with akira with the big explosion the big explosion going on that would be great holy shit anyone watch VeggieTales growing up? yes the giant explosion did you watch the fib? oh I love the fib from Outer Space you remember the way the fib when it grew tall

the way it fought Larry Boy was just sucking on him like Larry Boy went into the fib's mouth and then the Boy was just sucking on him. Like, Laurie Boy went into the fib's mouth and then the fib was just sucking on him. Okay, now, I haven't watched this and you just said Glory Boy goes into... Glory Boy. Larry Boy.

Glory Boy. Glory Boy is a good name for a gay superhero. I thought he said Glory Boy. No, Glory Boy's a new fighter in gay Smash Bros. Either way, I'll go with Larry. Yo, they put the VeggieTales in Smash Bros. Yeah, why aren't they in it? They put Bob and Larry.

Hold on, I'm going to show you something in Larry Boy. I haven't seen this since I had it on VHS as a small Christian child. I had it on VHS as a small Christian child, too. See, he's about to put him... Hold on. He's about to... God damn it, hurry up. Wait.

He's dangling him in front of his mouth. Oh, I remember this scene. And then... He's gonna eat him, right? He's gonna start sucking on him. Oh, dude, he's... See? He just starts sucking on him.

He's right there. Yeah. He doesn't eat him. He just sucks on him. Yeah. I thought that was weird. I'm like, he's not even chewing or anything. Why does...

He's just sucking. He's just sucking on him. Why does he do that? I don't know. He doesn't even use lips and everything. How was I to know he hated Art Bugatti? I did it! These angles.

I spoiled the ending. Sorry for everybody. I liked the sound clip. I did it! I feel bad that we just spoiled the ending of Larry Boy and the Fib. Larry Boy and the F Finn from Outer Space. Okay, did you... The rumor weed.

I was just going to say, how long? It's the rumor weed. Yes, it's true. All the dads in the back with the fucking Cadillac shack. I think I watched up until... What was that? I feel like they tried to do a parody of the producers. Did that happen?

For like a Christmas episode. And it was just beat for beat. The same exact script. Do you guys remember when Arthur made fun of Beavis and Butthead? Yes. And South Park? Yes. That was wild.

I do remember that. They animated it in the same style. They had the musical episode and they had Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde. Do you remember Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde? Yeah, I remember the song. I think it's a fun song. VeggieTales did a Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Do you remember Jekyll Jekyll Hyde? Yeah, I remember the song. I think it's a fun song. VeggieTales did a Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. No one cares about that one!

That's after they became not like Christian story. VeggieTales did the hamburger song. Do you remember the hamburger song? Is it the water buffalo song? For your is cheeseburger, yummy cheeseburger, good for you. Yeah, of course I do. This is fantastic.

Keep walking. For you will not, what? You won't knock down our wall. Keep walking for it's never going to fall because it's plain to see that you are very small, so keep walking. I imagine that was Borat for some reason. Then there's the Bonnie.

Oh my god! I was just gonna say it. I got thrown in the fiery furnace. Yep, but they were saved by God. Poor Matt. You look so confused right now. No, I'm sure he remembers it all. I remember all of this. I was gonna say this. This is a weird visual to have is this sad man sitting surrounded by Captain America

shields. While we're talking about... Oh yeah, there's an IMDB trivia thing on the screen because the page for Cool Cat Stops a School Shooting is still pulled up on my computer. So the whole time we're doing this podcast, that's just there. It says, Prop Master reveals movie secrets behind iconic props. And it's a very sad looking man surrounded by Captain America shields. What do you think the secrets are?

Do you think they're made of unborn children or something? You don't want to know how many people died to make this shield. It's not a real shield. I thought it was. It told me all the shields were real. It's not really there. It doesn't have the real powers it does in the movie. Don't tell anybody.

It's his deepest shame is that he didn't actually create powered shields. Do you know the powers of Captain America's shield? He throws it and it comes back to him like a boomerang. Fuck. Is that what it is? Animantium. No, that's Thor's hammer. Undobtainium.

Thor's hammer comes back to him. Captain America has to, like, bounce it off of shit and catch it again. They stop communist bullets. They do. They stop a lot of bullets. But you know who could also wield Mjolnir? Oh, it was in the Age of Ultron movie, wasn't it? Did they actually use it? because I didn't see the movie

someone else picked up his hammer and everyone was like and then people laughed in the theater that's what I remember of the part someone else picked up his hammer was it not anything interesting I think it was a girl that's not right it was supposed to be Gatorade Bill that's a weird alien Gatorade Bill

was that the horse thing that's like Ross' favorite Marvel superhero. Yeah, they didn't use him. I didn't see the movie though, so I don't know. Who picked it up in the movie? I gotta look it up. Look it up! I'm gonna look it up, Blake. I'm gonna look it up on YouTube. Look up who the freak

picked up the hammer! Picks up Thor's hammer. It actually worked. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Do you see what time it is? It's peanut butter jelly time!