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Episode Date: July 1, 2024

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Not with your rendition of Hallelujah that you put my name in. Uh, it's just, I was just improving. I was just using some I was just doing some I to the M to the P to the R to the O to the V improv. Dude. Zip. Zap. Zap.

Zip. Zap. Zap. Zip. Zip. Zap. Oh, fuck. That's actually hard.

Got him. It's like it shouldn't be hard hard but my tiny little brain is working over time. Well welcome everyone to another fantastic, wonderful, well researched, intelligent episode of the SuperMega show. Absolutely. I was actually watching a clip recently of us and I'm talking about some shit and. As you do. As I do and I'm just listening to myself and this is like older shit and I'm like, wow, I am dead wrong in what I'm saying. And I'm listening to myself just like say this shit

as if it's like I know for a fact and I'm like, I'm completely wrong. It's crazy how time works. Or to start brains, I think it's more of a testament to our brains not really functioning to the capacity at which... No, no, I start to say this and then I see a bunch of videos. There's a lot of stupid people like you and I in this, but I'd say

it's a majority of people who are unknowledgeable about, not knowledgeable about things. Exactly. Only a small select few percentage are smart like you and I. But I think that I'm the opposite as what I was saying. When you record a podcast or Let's Plays or something and there is this much audio of us just having conversation gonna get some shit wrong I'm gonna say so I'm gonna state some scientific facts

that in fact are not scientific you can quote me on that one but you never claimed to be a scientist not once so I love though dude there's think about how many hours there is of us talking you You know, I'm kind of waiting because you have had like phases where it's almost like you're on the, you're just on the cusp of doing something like that would take a large amount of time to complete. Like for example, like getting your pilot's license. Like I feel like you were on the cusp of that.

I was. A few years, like you were, it's just like, some some something in this universe like the butterfly effect needed to work in some way And it would have all of a sudden push you over the edge to go do it right but that didn't happen All the pieces weren't there pittered out. You know it's like It's like butterfly effect. There's like a list of checks check marks It was it's did it didn't hit all of them. It missed one. But maybe one day I'll get my cruise ship license or my pilot's license.

You have to do cruise ship pilots, you have to, it's something like 30 years. Yeah. Cruise ship captains? Are they called pilots? See again, if I say yes, I think so, but I'm wrong. I think the captain's because it's a big old ship. You gotta use shipping terminology.

You're right, they are the captain. But to be a cruise ship. Bow, stern, port. Starboard. Starboard. Aft. Poop deck. See guys, that's what you come for, you know? We do know stuff, we're smart.

That proved it right there. Yeah, we know boat parts. But I remember seeing, you have to like, the training to become a cruise ship captain is so long. It's like 20 years or some shit. More than a pilot? Well, like more than a commercial airline pilot. You are controlling a vessel that has like thousands of lives on it.

I'm getting a phone call. I swear to God if it's my sister no it's not my sister okay it's uh oh it's just just uh ignore it you know what it's my father he thinks he's pregnant for some reason and I'm telling him dad that's not possible that's not how that works and he said oh so my prostate has been swelling up I might be with tell your dad what he can and cannot do he's his own independent straight white man and whatever you know true yeah it's go off brother go off father yeah well I'd call him brother well yeah you guys are very close it's like a brotherly bond well I say brother say brother, he does the soft A, he goes brother.

Well, he does. And I actually, I don't know if I should tell this story. Is this a real life true story? Yeah, and I think I showed you. It's just, I couldn't make it to my grandfather's funeral because of COVID and everything. And, but I did watch like a- Is this the Iwo Jima granddad?

No, he died before I was born. This is the preacher granddad who, some weird sect of Christianity, it's very small. I think it's called like the Church of God of Prophecy. Interesting. Yeah, but basically I watched my grandpa's funeral. Like there was a video of it. And my dad gave a great eulogy, but basically I watched my grandpa's funeral. Like there was a video of it. And my dad gave a great eulogy.

But he does, he starts it with, you know my father was known by many names. Some called him daddy, some called him brother Watson. And I was just like, it's like A way to open a eulogy. And then he gave a very touching eulogy. Good, good, good. But just, I wanted to clip just that part of my dad saying, some called him daddy.

Your dad's almost as good with his words as he is with his dick. I mean, that's where I came from. Exactly. That beautiful penis. That's where that gene came from, that penis gene. That beautiful penis gene. My penis looks just like my father's. Runs in the family.

It looks just like dad's. You know, I could tell you were your father's son. You're your daddy's son, boy. Look at that thing. Your doctor be like? I have the same doctor as my dad. Dude, I might have to get a new doctor be like? I have the same doctor as my dad. Dude, I might have to get a new doctor.

Why? Well, it's not under our health insurance. No, it's not like he's hugged me too many times at this point. He hugged me again? Did he seem kind of cautious to give you a hug? No, no.

Did he try to give you a hug? No. In fact, he was almost quick to leave the room. We went over. He got a warning. He's like, you almost got caught in something again. Go. Go. You gotta stop hugging these patients, man. No, but he. But that's all it ever goes to. It only stays at hugging the patients. Well, we go over like, I got blood drawn and I got like blood work done so they could see if the testosterone manjuice injections were working.

And they are. Oh, I gotta, I gotta. You tested your levels? I need to inform everyone right when I'm done with this. What level are you? I'll tell that in just a moment. But the doctor was like, we're going over everything. He's like, are you also gonna, you're here to get your shot, right?

And I was like, yeah. And he just like gets up and like opens the door. And I thought maybe he was gonna come back. And then I was like, is that it? He's like, yep. So he was quick to, I think maybe he caught wind. Well, were your doctor, like you had two doctors connected. One was a friend of the other,

and so you told one doctor. Yeah, I don't think I told this, this update to the doctor-hugging story. So I found my doctor through my therapist. My therapist was like. And now they're gonna hear this because your therapist listens to the podcast? I'm getting another phone call.

Is it your therapist? No, don't tell the story! I'm getting another phone call. Is it your therapist? No! Don't tell the story! You know earlier I was saying that, you know, Dale, proud and independent, but I just heard how happy and excited he was and I think, I think it's like, the responsible thing and the right thing to do would be to tell him that he just, He's not pregnant and doesn't have the reproductive organs to carry. I did He seems to not believe that And you know

With my dad I thought it would you know, he's he sounded really excited on that on that call Yeah, and he also was in the past he's been like, oh, I bet in California men can get pregnant now. And he would say it sarcastically, and now all of a sudden he calls me freaking out, in a good way, but also a little bit nervous. Looks like California doesn't have one up on us anymore, does it, son?

Yeah, I don't know. He said it's because he felt up there and he said his prostate was enlarged and he believes that it's growing, he's with child in his prostate gland. And I did tell him, I said, dad, that's, you should probably actually go get that checked out by a doctor, because at your age,

when the prostate enlarges, that could be a sign of something. Like prostateitis or even cancer. So I don't know, after the podcast I'll call him and I'll get it all worked out. I'm just kind of, I gotta let him down gentle. No, I understand. Because he's really excited for this kid.

No, I heard. Oh yeah, I heard. He sounded choked up. I think he was. I think he had tears in his eyes his voice was shaking from like the excitement He said every time that he sees a spill on the floor he gets excited because he thinks it's his water breaking Yeah, I don't understand it But I said dad even if you were pregnant you your water wouldn't be breaking yet

You know you would at least need nine months exactly And he said immediately after he was gonna call my mom to give her the good news, and you know, they haven't spoken like two years. Since the divorce. Yeah, so I don't know how that's gonna go over. My dad actually called my mom. I'm pregnant! I'm pregnant!

She'd be like, Dale, is this a joke? What are you, what kind of, is this just a joke? And she'd probably hang up. Your mom would, would probably hang up your mom would Would you say that? Your mom would first call you or Sam after after your dad called her like that like I Don't know first then you since it may be the eldest and then the youngest or maybe it's just such good drama that I think Is your sister a drama hound? Yeah, she's a she she enjoys a little tea here mother

No, okay. My mom is not really into into drama She's not into talking tea with with the son or the daughter. Well, she'll talk some tea Sip it but but she's not one to like ever be involved in drama or star drama. Except after the divorce and she had that thing with Keemstar for a little bit. That was like a three month fling I guess. And I guess Keem thought it was something more than that. Said I love you. He really blasted her on Twitter for it.

Yeah, I thought that was, it's a break up. Keem, you don't have to tell everyone. But it was, I mean, I felt bad for my mom. Because she's not a public figure. No. She's not putting herself out there, so it just seemed weird to kind of go out of his way to bring up someone who wasn't in the public eye.

He was hurting though. Yeah. Keem was in a lot of pain. And that's understandable. My mom broke his heart. He said, I love you he said it like two weeks in and She didn't say it back, but he kept going and they dated on about how she would just respond with You're great. Yeah

But they did have sex. I know that because she let it slip one night after a couple classes of boxed wine Dude my both of- Fucking mom, fucking Keemstar, why are we- I know, it's private, we shouldn't be talking about it. I didn't even start that one. You brought it up. Well, she's the one that started it because she started seeing him.

But you're right, we probably shouldn't even keep that in. That's private information, private details about my mom's life. that in, that's private information, private details about my mom's life. But enough about my mom and Keemstar. Give us a binding of Isaac update. I know the people watching are waiting in anticipation to go, how good Matt doing in his own file now. All the binders out there, all the Isaac heads.

Ooh, yes. I got an update for you guys. And if you guys have never heard of this video game, we played it like in the first month of Super Mega, I think. Yes, by Edmund McDonald. Macmillan. Wait, is it Macmillan?

Is it McDonald? Look it up. The guy that made it? Oh yeah, okay. I'm at McDonald. I actually don't know where I got McMillan from. But I actually, Isaac heads, all the Isaac heads out there, they actually, one thing they love more than the bonding of Isaac is

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progress Now it is one of those games. Did they add a jungle cruise update? No, I keep telling you they they don't there's nothing nothing with jungle cruise has to do with that game And they're not going to ever add anything pertaining to Jungle Cruise. Okay. Anyway, it's a game that's intimidating because it has a player base that is really... Not even after the movie gained popularity for the ride and the IP in general had both Emma Thompson.

Yeah. Had The Rock. It did have The Rock. But like I've told you probably four times at this point, that game is not like a collab game. It's Emma Chamberlain. It's not a collab game where they're putting, like Fortnite is.

And also if they did do some kind of collab thing, I don't think it would be Jungle Cruise. I swear I got an item that was Aladdin's The Genie once. No. Uh. I'm sorry, this is the. I hope Edmund listens to this. He should do it.

What is even the joke? Jungle Cruise? What? He's doing Disney collabs? Fuck. But yeah, I've been Tim and Daddy cause the player, like I'm on the binding of Isaac's subreddit. Jungle Cruise? What? Doing Disney collabs? Fuck! But yeah, I've been Tim and Danny because the player, like I'm on the binding of Isaac's subreddit. There's a lot of people that are just like the best. And they know everything about it, so...

That's the same with every game's subreddit though. But there's a lot, I will say, I've found that more people are helpful. There are a lot of good people, so that's why it's a good... Like subreddits are typically a good place to go like, I'm playing Lies of P again and I go there if I have a question about level caps or leveling or anything like that. I just, I like looking at it for fun, just because it shows up with just good posts every day

of people's runs or questions that. Some people are insane. Dude, insane, and that's why I'm only intimidated, not necessarily by the Reddit, but I know that there's people watching this or listening that are like those people that are fucking amazing Someone on our stream when I was playing it said they have 5,000 hours in the game And you see how much I've been playing it every day for like how many hours do you have in it now like 300? Choooooo

Moving on up. I have over 500 items unlocked dude. I have Here's the update man. I have over 500 items unlocked dude. I have Here's the update man. I have for every care all the characters I've unlocked except for One called blue baby and another one called Lilith because that's the genie item. No, that's a character and it's I promise there's no Aladdin Crossovers hmm, so just drop that please but but he's in the Jafar room. Okay, you know, there's no Jafar room, dude It's it's it's an item shop. It has nothing to do with Jafar This is this is us Yeah, this is I needed this I needed this is us. Yeah, it is. It's a show. I think what's it about

My mom likes it. That's all I know. She's like you gotta watch this. This is us show But yes, I have been trying to beat everything on hard mode so I can get those those those marks and on most of the characters, I have beaten... Yes, ma'am. Your birthday suit. Only one I've got. How could you possibly want me right now? In any state of my life, you harass me. I bet I can make that. Your mom wants you to watch this? She said it's really good.

Unless I'm confusing it with another show, but I'm pretty sure... Is it a movie? Or a show? 20th Century Studios. This is our season one trailer. I've had enough of it. My mom likes that kind of stuff. But dude, how long is this trailer? This trailer is two minutes and 30 seconds. I feel like trailers should only be like a minute and a half. At most. I agree. Like a minute and 20 is a good trailer. I agree. I love teaser trailers that are like 60 seconds flat.

Dude, you know what is just crazy? This sounds like a like a boomer doing stand up like Cherry Seinfeld like, they've got commercial, they've got trailers for trailers now. They do though. You know, it'll be like before the actual movie trailer, they will show like a five to 10 second like cut down version of it like coming up But but not only that with big movie trailer like summer blockbuster type shit They will be like the trailers dropping in three days, right? People start to get like fucking exciting 24 hours that trailer to Superman 5 is released

I get excited if it's something that I've been looking forward to if it's like, oh, I can't wait to see there They're supposed to be making a The things they carried movie they've said that for years with it's it's one of my favorite books Russian Vietnam War That other thing what other thing the one that's like Russian or Ukraine or something some film about Serbia no no not a Serbian film the one where it's like it's known for the kid that's gone and looking like Shell shocked yeah, that movie's amazing. What is that come and see come and see okay? You still need to see it It's really good. You need to come and see you know I'm saying let's watch it tonight. It's three hours Right after corn man. Let's get corn man, then with bellies full of corn and spices, well watch, watch, come and see.

Corn man always wrecks me in the morning, dude. It hurts. But it's so worth it. Well what wrecks me is not even the corn, it's the fucking chili powder. Yeah. I not only have a sensitive spice tolerance, but I just have to have one spicy thing

and my shit burns my asshole to the nth degree. The nth degree? Nth degree. Like it is so painful. Thailand was awful for me. Every shit I took I was in obscene amounts of pain. I just got curious. Cause I'm, cause I never, I know to the nth degree, I know it is a whatever, what does

it mean? I think it's a math thing, where it's like, you can have something like to the power of n. I know like to the, but like why nth? Yeah, I don't know what n represents. Like that's particular, I know the like, it's talking about exponential growth or whatever, or like third degree four.

Yeah, it's this little number up top. God, listen to us talk about math and science. It's the little number up top. But like, what's nth? Let me look that up. Why not the zth? That's further in the alphabet. And that makes more sense.

N is like completely random, but z is like, oh it's really big. Are you looking up y nth degree? Yeah, what is the nth degree? All right, here we go. No, I don't need the definition. Where n, here we go, I got the answer. The nth degree, the degree of a polynomial where n represents a natural number.

Oh, well I guess I could have just figured, it's just a variable. Yeah, it's just- It's just like x equals whatever, solve for x. It's just, it's the, except instead of X, it's N. Yeah, and well, N refers to a number that is like, just a number. I don't think like decimals, but a number. Yeah. Just a solid number. Just like, Right? Mathematicians?

Just like X or Y or C or A or B, solve for B, solve for C. Dude, I love solving for B. Who's solving for N? Dude, no one wants to solve for N. I'll solve for D or E, but I'm not solving for N. I'm not to solve for N I'll solve for D or E but I'm not solving for N I'm not going that far. BB? I'll solve for BBW right? I've actually never been able to land on big big women what it actually stands for is it is it big beautiful women big black women I think you can buy beautiful women. I think it I think you can there's so many, you know big boy women. I Don't know is there one that is like accepted as this is I think big beautiful women is is the most

Universally accepted one right? Yeah big beautiful women. I'm a BBW, right? I mean, that's Luke's favorite category So he probably knows exactly what it stands for but I'm not kink shaming Luke. I don't think having a particular like turn on makes it a kink right off the bat. When does it become a kink? Oh with him it's a kink. Trust me. At what point is it a kink? Like where it becomes like a like kind of... Isn't it a kink, trust me. At what point is it a kink? Like where it becomes like a, like kind of... Isn't it a kink? Would a kink be- Just something that turns you on?

Is a kink as bad as a fetish or is it synonymous with a fetish? No, I think it goes kink and then it goes fetish. I think fetish is much higher. I think fetish is- I think I have a little kink for... Yeah, you're kinky. And then a fetish is like,

I'm fucking foaming at the mouth for this shit. No one's saying instead of like, oh, that's a little kinky, no one's being like, that's fetishy. You know? It doesn't work the same. It sounds creepier. Fetish has like a negative connotation to it.

100%. Typically. You don't, if you describe a, like if you say a fetish you have. But people refer to fetish shaming as kink shaming because when you're like, oh you're kink, when people say kink shaming, they're really talking about fetishes, right?

Like foot fetish. Oh don't kink shame. I think so. So they're used synink, when people say kink shaming, they're really talking about fetishes, right? Like foot fetish. Oh, don't kink shame. I think so. So they're used synonymously. No one says foot kink. But I do think that kink in my brain falls below fetish. I totally agree. I think a kink is.

And it sounds small and tiny. Yeah, kink. Where? Fetish. Fetish. You can just visualize those words. And replace the E with an A and take out ish. Fat?

Yep. Is that what you're getting at? Oh yeah. Okay, made sure I did the math correctly. Because it's fat and big and then the other one's. Tink, tink. And kink sounds like you dropped a little marble, like a tiny little bead.

Yeah. You know? Oh, wait, wait, wait, I didn't finish earlier. Real quick. Oh, I can, do you need to go to the restroom? Well, I do in oh wait, wait, wait. I didn't finish earlier real quick. Oh, I can do you need to go to the restroom? Well, I do in a second, but oh Binding of Isaac Most of my runs. Did we really get off topic this badly? Yes. I mean there was something else we also got off topic with. This is just this is us, baby

We're talking about Luke. Season one trailer one This is us was what changed the subject from something else that changed the subject from Binding of Isaac. But I'm trying to basically just get as many unlocks as I can. What's the next big goal for you? Have you done all the beatable boss goals you could potentially foresee?

No, no, no, no, there's a lot. Are there other bosses for you to fight? Tons. Tons? Dude, the game goes really far. Because you said you've like, you've beaten almost, you've done, sorry, you've done the base plus the upper area and the lower area of the endish or the first part of the endish game. Yeah, so it goes mom's hard. Yeah. So first time you play it. And you've done all of that for all almost all characters. Yes and

on Hard mode on hard mode. Most of my runs are an hour to two hours now I don't find myself dying before at least the the sixth or seventh floor usually Yeah, also the way so, you know first mom's heart then after you beat that you can move on and then you fight No, I'm sorry. There's mom and then there's mom's heart. You have to beat that 11 times before you can move on and then you fight no I'm sorry there's mom and then there's mom's heart you have to beat that 11 times before you can move on to the next one which is you can either go up or down to like this uh dark chapel satanic or go down to or the cathedral i'm sorry the cathedral and then what's the one down there shul and then after that well the cathedral you fight isaac he's like an angel and then the shul you fight Satan And if you beat both of those five times it allows you to be able to move on to There's a couple different ones there like an extra upper level that you can only get through passing through the upper level or does it?

all kind of like up upper level lower level and then it goes to like they go to the They go to something called the chest like a big chest appears like when you beat the game But then you go inside the chest and it's another floor that every room is like you're inside a chest What is that next floor dependent on whether you were at Cathedral or Shoal? I don't think so I've only done it. Or you unlock that same I've only done it twice. Okay. I just got there and when you beat that it's like that's when it Does the the end cut scene? People that are excited they like, oh, he's done some work in this game. That is when it says you beat the game, is when you beat the chest.

So I beat it twice, beat the chest. Hell yeah, like a gorilla. Like a silverback gorilla. We should do the online co-op soon. Okay. Where we don't have to use a single screen, we both get our own screen, and do a little online co-op soon. Okay. Where we don't have to use a single screen, we both get our own screen and do a little online co-op. And you don't have to play as a baby, you can play as like an actual.

Anyone I want? Mm-hmm. I might have to do that. I need to find my Switch. I've set it down somewhere and I need to go find it. Well I lost my Switch for like two years. And then realized I left it at the Game Grumps office. And when they moved offices,

it just got packed up and everything. And they thought it was theirs. That's all. No, I got it back. Oh, okay, okay. Someone started it up and they were like, wait. My name's not Matt. So thank you to the Gaming Grumps

for giving me my Nintendo Switch back after I already bought a replacement. So now I have two. Yeah. Pretty cool. So thank you to the gaming grumps for giving me my Nintendo Switch back after I already bought a replacement. So now I have two. Yeah. Pretty cool. But I'm gonna have to post a rant about that. And I'm gonna have to go to ad reads.

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Yeah, same. I don't know what it's from. I never did. And I've actually wondered that before. I'll look it up. I was like, plug it in. I remember that from when I was a kid and I don't know what the jingle's for.

But ladies and gentlemen, take a look on screen right now unless you're listening to the audio, then use your imagination because a lovely viewer sent in a fake fish tank that I wanna put on the podcast set. It's from the newest episode of SuperMegaOpens fan mail, which I don't know if it's out yet, but if it's not, it should be soon.

So I'm gonna plug this in, and let's see if it if it freaking works. Glade plugins, by the way. That's from a Glade commercial? Yeah, like you know remember when they first started coming out with those? Plug it in, plug it in. Okay yeah, I thought it was a real song but that makes more sense. Plug in, it would just go into the room every so often or something.

Oh I have those in my kitchen. I don't think it would do that. I think it would just gradually release it in the air and there's like the little kind of like an air freshener in a car Wheel you turn to like adjust how much but the clean linen one when I was a freshman in college. Clean linen is always so good It's my favorite more like John Lennon Matt's about to plug something in that only the visual motherfuckers can see Sorry the the visual benefactors, they are benefacting. Right? Benefactor just means a benefitter, a benefator.

Yeah, benefactor is someone that receives the benefit. Y'all are all benefactors of our content. What about that? Yes! Oh, wait, every plug here is taken too! God damn it! Tucker plugged everything in- OW! I hit my head on the light! Motherfucker can't find a plug like he's in college in South Carolina! What the fuck!

Come on, right? Come on! Anybody do illegal drugs in South Carolina that I'm just talking about weed not not not heroin or crack or like meth and meth. Get out of the way Watson. Oh that looks so good, dude. Yup. Look at it. Is there something that's... Oh, nice. Yeah.

Perfect replacement for the little volcano, red volcano thing that started making noise. I think so. Now we need to get some light source or something on some static thing. Because we used to have... What do we used to have on this end? I unplugged the lamp by the way. That's a little darker but. You unplugged the lamp.

Oh just so it would show up better? No because there weren't enough plugs. Oh. Well tell Tucker that's his fault. Yep, he should have built more plugs in the wall. We've never, the set's still pretty close to how we set it up. A couple minor things have changed.

Like the VHS is behind you, we kinda swap those out. Yeah, we'll swap things out every now and then and some eagle-eyed viewers will be able to catch some stuff. You know, some stuff doesn't change. Close up, Luke, real quick. Some things never change. Actually, speaking of little eagle-eyed viewers, I am actually genuinely shocked at the complete lack

of comments about the intro stuff changing. I never see anybody notice it. Well maybe it's because they just, it's only die hard fans that do, well no, because then they would make sure that they're noticing it. But then it's like, there's fun little Easter eggs that change every time. And I think some people have noticed it,

there's some people that have. I've seen like two or three. And recently on patreon someone Mentioned it and I replied on patreon me like yep because the Intro to this podcast the video intro which you probably skip at this point. Yeah, but guess what? You shouldn't because there are at least five changing Easter eggs every single episode where the intro is different. Not just text changes. Images?

No, the games don't change. Do they? Every time? Uh, okay. Should I tell what it is all or should I just, uh... No, no, no, no, no, no. We don't want to ruin the full... Just pay attention. I'm just talking about the games though. Do they actually change every single time? When it's scrolling down the thing, that games list, no. Okay. But something.

It can be season one, season two, we can change some stuff up there. Mm-hmm. It's really weird you say that because when I was setting up the audio computer, I was literally thinking about what if we did season two and this time I made the intro look like Windows XP or something.

Ooh. I also- Ooh. Ooh? No, I just like, we just got done watching the mail video and there's, I've seen people call it out. It's like whenever we see something and we don't know like what we're going to say or like just instead of going, oh, thanks guys.

It's just ooh. Ooh. I implore one of you to do this and post it on the subreddit I implore you watch every episode of of our male series our fan male series and cut together every single who there are Including the new one 45 episodes which if you would ask me like how many episodes are there? I'd be like 27 I watched the first cut of this new one and mm-hmm It's fucking awesome. I have to uh... I love what the editor's doing with it. Dude. Just making uh I'm just I'm not gonna spoil any direct things but just the uh

fucking with the body parts. Yes. Is is the best and sometimes I feel like the editing promotes itself to multiple watches you know like you you'd wanna watch them multiple times to really catch everything. You watched it twice and still didn't catch something I caught. Yeah, I watched it yesterday for the first time and I was like, this is fantastic. And there's so many edits I was laughing at

and then we watched it together at the office today on the TV so you could see it. And I noticed new edits that I didn't catch the first time. It's because you blinked. They're that quick. There are, yeah. There are some that's just, whoop! Same with the podcast intro.

But I implore everyone, I like that word, I'm using it a lot now. Implore, yeah. I implore everyone to start at episode one of this podcast and go and fucking look at all the things that change. You won't. It is uh... Pussies. Our blood sweat and tears goes into this podcast so before you say they don't care a little bit of semen well my testosterone my ejaculatory levels are low. Yeah well so I've been providing a majority of by amen. By a large margin.

But for those who say we don't care about this podcast or whatever, we put so much semen into this. So much of our blood, sweat, and semen in it. The intro, the set. There's so much salt content. It's a lot of sodium. But I do like, you know, you eat a spoonful of salt a day

to stay healthy and I can taste it when I do I mean it looks like it's salty that you're semen when I see it despite like you know salts affect over time can you actually overdose on salt yeah 100% wasn't it like you drink like two soy sauce bottles and overdose on it essentially Yeah, you can maybe those be two but I think just one big one You can you can OD on soy sauce. It would be painful as fuck incredibly incredibly painful way to die because it's just intense salt levels in your body and I don't know what scientifically happens, but I

think Does it make your cells like retain more water? I I don't know what scientifically happens, but I think Does it make your cells like retain more water? I? Don't know because doesn't sodium hydrate you and it over hydrates you maybe if you I don't know I thought salt dehydrate. Oh, you mean like your body like like the cells. Okay. Yeah. Yeah I gotta look it up. I got to just real quick frickin see how really you know we introduced something in episode one That we still haven't fixed in episode. What is it 14 15? What episode is this 16 16 no this is 17 17 fuck? Real quick let's just let's just see what actually happens when you OD on soy sauce. It's extremely high sodium content Hypernetremia.

Here we go. A single tablespoon of soy sauce can contain approximately 900 to 1000 milligrams of sodium, which is nearly half of the recommended daily intake for the average adult. When consumed in excessive amounts, the high sodium content can lead to a condition known as hypernetremia. And it means there's an abnormally high concentration of sodium in the blood and okay, you get dehydrated. So I was, oh, I see why I was confused. It draws water out of the cells leading to cellular dehydration. I thought it was like it made them retain the water but oh and you actually can go crazy from it. Neurological issues, kidney damage. Like eating human brain.

It is funny that. Or monkey brain. Yeah if you eat primate you can actually like. But not giving a monkey some brain. Oh absolutely not. I mean that'll make you go crazy in another type of way. monkey some brain. Oh absolutely not. I mean that'll make you go crazy in another type of way. But yeah if you eat primate meat it just it can make you crazy. I feel like God did that to be like don't do this. See I put a safeguard in place. We don't care we're still eating them monkeys. Oh yeah we tend oh yeah I'm always eating that monkey. Hey baby. I tend to,

Are you okay? No, it didn't hurt. I was just scared that the computer almost broke. I saw it hit the tile, whatever. Bullshit, fucking stupid ass. Stupid fucking bullshit tiles. Yeah, but God puts a lot of safeguards in place that we just ignore.

Like condoms. Yep. Go, mm-mm, Ryan and I, we no use them Johns, all right? God puts a lot of safeguards in place that we just ignore. Like condoms. Yup. And go, mm-mm, Ryan and I, we no use them, Johns. All right, we use nothing. Well, do you use condoms? We made a pact that we would never use condoms. Sometimes you need to be safe, so I have a Ziploc bag. Don't worry, I zip it from either side, so. So I have a ziplock bag. Don't worry

I zip it from either side so and I make sure that it's pretty taut that counts as a condom No, it doesn't you and I it doesn't it's not technically a condom. It's just yes it is It's not like a brandable a branded condom, but it serves the same function. It's a condom, dude When we started this channel in 2016 you and I made a fucking blood oath to each other that we would never use condoms when having sex. And now I find out you've been taking a Ziploc bag, zipping it from both ends around your penis? It's just like,

come on, man. Not cool, man, I'm disappointed in you. Come on man, not cool man. I'm disappointed in you. I have a confession. You used... I used a sock. Oh my god. I can't really imagine it but I'm sure all the ladies, the women in the audience can imagine a wool sock over a penis. A sock in that monkey. Call that sock monkey. In that monkey of yours. That's a new thing where...

Can you get a carpet burn in... 100% It'll probably be very easy to get some sort of sock burn in there. It's sock burn. Think about this. We termed chocolate chip pussy a couple episodes ago, got a new one, sock monkey. And it's when you use a sock as a condom and you get it up in that monkey.

Come on, that's good. Hey, don't knock it till you try it. That's right. Would that cause any sort of infection, huh? Like, all right. If it's a dirty sock, absolutely. Yeah, don't use dirty socks. Use like, or at least one clean linen

More like clean linen more like John linen But yeah We're going in all sorts of good sex terms Someone needs to make like a nice list of these and keep track of it chocolate chip pussy and for those who missed that episode great episode a couple episodes back, it's the act of taking chocolate chip cookies and crumbling them up in that monkey and then eating those chocolate chip cookie particles and pieces out of the monkey. And for those who have missed an even earlier episode and they say, why are they saying monkey? Monkey is another term for pussy probably the best one so been around for a while guys yeah first episode or second episode we looked that up and it's been used for a long time i thought it was a more recent thing but nope

no no no and now people dm me on instagram viewers will d DM me whenever they see the term monkey used in that way in the wild and they go Look at this like look here's someone saying monkey in that way so pretty crazy I Also had something I wanted to ask the viewers. Okay. I know they can't answer right now But I was playing around I've always wanted to make games, I've always wanted to make games. We've always wanted to make games. Yeah. Games.

Games. I love video games, brother. Video games. Video games are the heart and soul of my life. Yippee. But I've always wanted to make games. It's been like something I have been passionate about since I was in middle school,

but I've never actually been able to program. So I've worked with friends that can program and I've designed graphics and I've probably started like three dozen projects over the years that actually some of them got kind of far in terms of development, just never finish them. Cause we come up with a better idea while doing it, move on. But I've tried Game Maker, I've tried Godot,

but programming, just my brain, is not that type of data-driven math shit, it's too hard for me. It's a tiny little monkey brain. You're about to ask some help that will hopefully get us to make that fishing game? Well, I found a new game engine. Now, it's not it's not the best, of course. Pixel stuff, pixel art stuff.

No, no, no. It's a it's a it's game making. It's a game making engine that doesn't require programming. It's called Construct 3, and I messed with it all weekend and did tutorials. And it's like it's all based on like logic and like events and actions and conditions and stuff. And it's really easy. And you can make like, it's all browser based, which is crazy.

And you can make like games that you can play in the browser, on iOS, stuff like that. And people have made some like really actually good, like really nice looking games with it, like 3D and everything. So I'm trying to learn it, but. Your question to the audience is. Do any of you, if you're proficient in Construct 3,

hit me up on Instagram or something, or email us, because I need, I have a lot of questions when I'm doing it, and there's not a ton of resources out there. There's like forums. It's so new. It's not new. So this isn't gonna help us make the fishing game?

Oh, it 100% can. Okay, okay, okay. And what I wanna start for a simple game is I wanna make a simple game for the Funny Brothers website. Okay. Because it's just in browser. It's really cool though. I'll show you after this if you want.

But yeah, if any of you are chill with Construct 3, find a way to hit me up, whether it's Instagram DMs, Carrier Pigeon, you know, projecting a signal into the night sky. Really cool though, really cool stuff. Gaming, you know? It's waiting for it. Brown Breicks.

Gaming! Miami Crafter. Oh, speaking of Brown Bricks, last time we talked about Brown Bricks was on our recent livestream, and you know what's epic is we just did a livestream, guys. We need to give everyone a round of applause, you're right. Yes. We held a livestream because we typically every year

do Pride Month merch. We didn't do that this year, and last year we chose, I'm trying to remember, it a campaign for Southern Pride I knew it no I well I wanted to say equality but I knew it wasn't so I was trying to remember what it was it is equality no wait campaign for Southern equality okay okay okay so I had it flipped yeah well it's a campaign for Southern equality cool charity and we always, the whole livestream, we kept, for some reason, I think it's

because it's Pride Month in Southern, we kept saying campaign for Southern Pride, which would be very different from what this charity does. I stopped myself and I had it right. Ain't that how it be sometimes. Don't. But, you know, we did the stream and this is the same charity we chose to do last year when we released our merch, the shirt. The play-doh looking one.

And so this year we also promised that we would match donations that we raised up to $10,000. Yes. We ended up, I don't have the exact number in front of me. We ended up hitting, okay, we surpassed that goal and we raised $11,120.24. And since we're going to match that donation entirely. Yeah, we're like, eh, 10,000, you know what, eff it. Well, we told people that if they can get it past 10,000 towards the end of the stream will match that yeah So I might be wrong might be like eleven thousand two hundred. There's a two a one a four and a zero well

There's a there's twenty plus thousand dollars that we essentially raised through both like for us Throwing in a donation matching everyone else's but everyone else had to get to a certain yeah us to even match that amount We're super thank you everyone who decided to Donate and even just show up. Mm-hmm. It's a it's a really good charity. It focuses on just issues that people in the LGBTQ plus community have in the deep south, which you can imagine there are a lot of problems that the community

has in the south. So you wonder why. There's no in and out. Yeah, that's why. They're fundraising to build an in and out hamburger restaurant in the deep south. But yeah, you guys did a killer job. Thank you for all the donations.

100% of those go to charity. Give yourself a pat on the back, because we raised, like you said, over $20,000 for charity. Luke, cut right here. I'm so stoked that everyone bought it and thinks that it's like a legit charity thing. We needed that money Well, I mean it was not easy setting up a fake tiltify website that looked just like the real one each needed a new Just a new down payment on a company car

Yeah, and we can't be driving around some Just a new down payment on a company car. Yeah, and we can't be driving around some Honda Civic for a company car, you know? No, no, no. Some rinky dinky little fucking. Try a down payment on a Mercedes Benz, baby. Holy shit. That's what you wanted, right? Yeah.

Okay, okay. G-Wagon specifically. Good. Yeah, okay, good, you got that? Oh yeah. Luckily it was enough for the down payment typically that's nowhere near enough but 20 or because they're such expensive vehicles yeah they're in the they're six-figure

vehicles yeah crazy anyway Luke make sure you cut that out yeah but yeah the all the money's going to charity. We're so excited and You guys are EP I see okay? Are they EP? You guys are so EP Small beans little fucking Pupparinos yeah heck in doggo's gonna chonk on those bonkers Is that? big you uh hold on I gotta check my stonks dude how are those stonks? I don't know how the stonk market is right now

go to the moon let's check the stonk market let's see if the Nasdaq is up or down or the Dow Jones is uh Why why is it called the oh, it's up 15 0.64 today, so that's point 0.04 percent so any of you Dow Jones heads out there, which there's gotta be plenty. Definitely some Jones heads. Yeah, we should change SuperMega into like a financial advice channel and be like, we're the Dow Jones brothers, the Stonk brothers.

Hello? What's that? Hello? Yeah. This is he. I hired an exterminator. Oh. Yeah.

Really? Well, could you, could you, no, I'm just saying, could you handle it before or... Do you have to have me... do I have to sign? To... okay. Yeah, I could probably be there and... I could be there within half an hour maybe? Okay, yeah, thank you.

They found a monster under my bed and in my closet. What? Yeah. So fucking, are you serious? I am. Y'all want it to be there? And to get rid of it, I have to sign the release form because it's a separate waiver than the original extermination that I thought was going to be taking place.

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It's an alligator? Yeah. And a monster in my closet. So it wasn't a monster under the bed, it was just an alligator, but there was a monster in the closet? Yes, yes. Oh shit. Go take care of that, dude. there was a monster in the closet. Yes, yes.

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