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Episode Date: May 20, 2024

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If you can't tell our voices apart then you got a lot of videos to watch where you You finally will get it ingrained. It was definitely a lot harder earlier on When we weren't we didn't have as good Recording mics, I guess. Yeah, I think the mics contributed but also My voice is a lot more annoying and nasally than yours and back then especially Because I watched I pulled up an old podcast recently. And, it's fantastic. No, I listened to some early episodes not too long ago.

It's the exact same. Like, nothing has changed. Except for the set. Except for the set, and uh. We still not even have a set. Yeah, and our ages, cause I was 20. I just turned 20 when we started this podcast. Not this podcast, but SuperMegaCast, and you were 21.

Now, you are? 29. You'll be 30 in a few months. I will. Wow. And you are? 28 and a half. 28 and a half.

But my voice was way more nasally and annoying back then. Right? It's not annoying now. My voice did change though. The sinus, or the surgery I got on my septum seemed to actually make a difference in my voice. Now I sound cool. See, I just breathe differently now ever since.

Cause my nose was pulverized in my creator clash fight so I noticed that there's a difference to my breathing like I can eat I can more easily do like like that type of noise now it's like it's the airways aren't as perfect as they used to be that's such a shame dude I I couldn't breathe out of my Right nostril like ever before I had that surgery because my septum literally would it just know you I remember you doing the test Of closing one and breathing and then closing the other It's so nice if you you get all the oxygen. I know all the oxygen get all the oxygen exactly Make that meme and put it up

Thank you, Luke. Um frame of Matt doing the fist up Put me next to the little guy actually doing it And you guys feel free to repost that meme anywhere you want, you know read it nine gag All sorts of places I can as cheeseburger put it on I can as cheeseburger. Put it on I can as cheeseburger. Big fan. We've talked about it. Fuck. What?

Several episodes ago, I don't know how many it was, where we talked about I can as cheeseburger. I was going to order you a shirt from I can as cheeseburger so you could wear it on a podcast episode. And you haven't. I haven't. We should order each other a I Can Ask Cheeseburger shirt. Surprise each other with them?

Yeah. Okay, during the break, the first commercial break, let's do that. All right, well we'll definitely get it because we ordered food and it arrived, but we thought, you know, y'all are more important than the nutrients. That's right.

Our sustenance can fucking wait. What's really- At least until the first break. Yeah, what's really important is making you guys giggle and smile. Whether you're on a work shift right now with your headphones in your ears, or maybe you're in your bedroom

with this pulled up on the TV. Whatever you're doing, thank you. This is what matters to us Does anyone you think just like sit on the couch and just a super mega Sorry a super mega show. Yeah 100% because it it is a visual show now Yeah, I think a lot of people probably put it on the TV We don't have as many as much visual stuff going on. You know, it's not, it is still a podcast. But the set is pretty to look at. It is pretty to look at. But we need to get that other monitor thing working so whenever we talk about stuff we can pull it up.

Yeah, we did it in the first episode and the first SuperMegaJr episode. We watched a lot of videos of worms having sex and stuff and we used it the whole time wonderful Now we haven't used it in Ten episodes so we definitely should get that set up to get a bigger monitor That's the problem dude. I wish then the monitors gonna show up in like the reflections and stuff And I don't want the little reflection. Also, Tucker put a colored light back there behind this that's not turned on. He said, I need to get back there to set it up at some point. Cause it's just a white light right now. Yeah. But we can change the

fucking color. I think it looks good. Looks kind of blue on camera. Yeah. Yeah. And audio listeners, you guys don't get to see what we're talking about. No. You can visualize it in your brain. Well, as we said before, a big thing about our audio listeners is just their impeccable imaginations. Yeah. And their critical thinking skills. Oh yeah. Watch this.

For example, this is only for the audio listeners, so you'll have to come to the YouTube comments section to answer. I'm just this is just to prove that they're better at critical thinking. Okay, you got an ice cream shop. You see that they have chocolate and vanilla and strawberry and then mint chocolate chip. My favorite. Nice. You go I'll have one of each please. The ice cream man goes, no, you can only choose one. Which one do you choose? And the answer to that question, depending, I'm not going to give you which one is the

right one, but the answer to that question proves whether or not you really have any brains is all I'm saying. It'll be revealed next week, okay? We'll probably forget. to that question proves whether or not you really have any brains. It'll be revealed next week, okay? We'll probably forget. So let's get a bunch of... Well, if you're smart, you should already know and we shouldn't even have to tell you. I mean, their critical thinking skills only come in second place to the people on our subreddit, but beyond that, they're incredibly smart people.

Oh yeah. Love the audio listeners. Giving you guys a big virtual pat on the back right now a big hug Here's a here's a pat on the back sound effect done by Luke he actually did the Foley himself he made that sound all on his own and So that's what you're listening to he's the probably Luke padding himself on the back which he does off does that a lot Yeah, not just like physically like like verbally He will pat himself on the back throughout the day. They'll be like, hey I got the podcast up at 10 p.m

This time instead of 11 and with a smug smile and I'm like dude, it's like it would be that's cool I guess but but I don't I love Luke. I love Luke to death I love Luke to death too, and I have a way to keep him accountable. I just thought of it Luke, what does he love more than anything? chocolate Cigarettes mm-hmm keep going cigars Two words starts with an s ping-pong no sorry Subterranean cultures no he is very fascinated by that though.

S-T. Star? No. First word is S. Second word is T. Come on man. Luke's favorite thing. It's all he talks about. He loves it so much. Our fans even send pictures of it to him

Skibbity-toiley How can I forget of skibbity-toiley? He's always talking about it, so I think that you know when the podcast is You know it's it's late on patreon if it hasn't been posted yet on a Monday, you guys need to start sending his Twitter a lot of angry Skibbity Toilet memes. Are there angry Skibbity Toilet memes? They'll have to make them.

Or Skibbity Toilet, I thought, I would just assume that Skibbity Toilet is a neutral meme. I think that they should make their own where it's Skibbity toilet and they draw Some angry eyes? They draw the angry eyebrows and they put top text bottom text that is saying, where's the podcast Luke? I like that.

Yeah. That's good. Do people ever do these things that we ask? Well when we ask them to tweet pictures of sulfur at Barry Kramer They certainly did and Barry's always very appreciative because that is his favorite element it is he he can't get enough sulfur I mean, I'm sure he'd probably love to see a little bit of it right now just a little bit though And again don't you know don't we like to do good deeds without bragging about recognition? Yeah, we don't you know if we donate to charity, we don't have to go blast it on social media.

We like to do things. We're not filming ourselves giving ice cream to homeless people. Well, we- Unhoused people. Yeah, and well, we did that video, but we had to scrap it for obvious reasons. Yeah. But basically, we don't want you to say,

Supermega sent me to do this. Just send him some sulfur pictures of sulfur on on Twitter His Twitter handles right here. It's Razza dupe and Barreled Kramer is a wonderful little man. Yes, when I say little man, I don't mean that in a condescending way. No He's a streamer He's content creator Extraordinaire. He's a streamer. He's a creamer. He's a doer. Oh yeah.

Sorry, you were making rhymes and I was just kind of. He's a streamer, a creamer, and a doer, it works. Okay. I miss Barry. I miss Barry too. I think it's more of like, you know, the nostalgia of like first joining Game Grumps. Oh, so you don't actually miss him?

Well, we haven't talked in a bit, so I'm not gonna feign like oh my god It would be great like if I saw him I would be filled with joy You know what I mean? Just like any like kind of like any older co-worker at like Game Grumps. There's just a bit of like oh my god Yeah, a while it was it was a really good time and also well the last time we saw him I think remember you and I ran into him at Target Was that just me by myself

Might be just you I saw I ran into Kevin Abernathy not too long there like a few months ago dude. We're always running into that kid mm-hmm sweet little Puerto Rican I love that boy I told you the classic story of me running into Kevin Abernathy in a CVS parking lot after having my wisdom teeth just removed and I was real fucking woozy and my car had been towed. So maybe Kevin fucking was the one that called

and got it towed. Ever think about that? What are you doing? Did you excrete anything? I did not. What do you doing? Did you excrete anything? I did not. What do you smell? Smells like mothballs and like a little hint of oddly like some tiramisu. I don't smell anything.

But then like a whole lot of shit. What about, there's no smell over here also I think if I if I did excrete something I feel like the way the AC is blowing it wouldn't you can tell me we can go get you a little change Jesus no I don't need a change okay just look cut this out so what do you think of hats hats? Pretty cool You know, it's crazy that we've done If we had not Shot super mega cast in the back of the head and started this

We would be on episode 398 or 399 right now Almost for almost that coveted 400, right? We'll hit eight, but I like having these episodes at a lower number again, it's fun. We get to hit 100 again, which is huge. I know, and yeah. What's great, I do like starting over,

because then it's like, ooh, episode seven, instead of episode 402, you know? I feel like it's, because then it's like, ooh, episode seven instead of episode 402. I feel like it's easier for people to enter. It's easier for people to get into it if we're starting at a lower number. And I did see a lot of people say that online. They were like, I actually really like this because I had dozens of episodes of Super Mega Cast

I had to catch up on on and I never wanted to watch the new one because I hadn't watched the other ones yet. So this gives me a chance to restart and be caught up with everyone. And then still have all the other episodes. If you really like this, just know that there are 300-something episodes of the Super Mega Cast to go back and watch if you're interested.

If you are a new viewer, a new fan for a SuperMega show, you might think that, oh, this is only the 11th or 12th podcast they've done. No, no, no. Even though Super, although, even though SuperMega was created in 2016, the first time we appeared on a podcast together was 2015.'s right the Sindago podcast yep That was a good podcast. I need to go back and listen to those those were really funny thinks. I think they're still up I

Think so too. I saw an email recently for the billing so I assume they are good good They're uh they're they're they're good fun podcast how many were there It wasn't that many seven or ten even I don't know but it went higher than that They're good fun podcasts. How many were there? It wasn't that many. Not many, like seven or 10 even, I don't know. But it went higher than that. You know what's weird, I did, sometime in the last year I listened to

one of the episodes of the Sindago podcast that I was on, I listened to just like part of it and it was so interesting hearing all of our dynamic and how much has not changed. Our dynamic really has not changed in a decade. Next year will be 10 years. And I still thought you were funny as hell. Even back then.

You still make me laugh, King. King Matthew. You still make me laugh, King. King Matthew. You still make me giggle like crazy. Huh, no. Can I tell you something? Without you, I'm gonna put an obligatory no homo before I say this. Good, thank God, okay.

Make sure no homo is displayed on the screen. I feel safe for you expressing your emotions as a man. You, and I'm not just saying this to blow some smoke up your butthole, you are hands down the funniest person I've ever met in my life. Stop. No. You're just saying that. I'm not stopping.

No, I'm not just saying that. You're the funniest person I've ever met. But... I just don't know if I can believe that. Why? Because you have met not only Jeff Foxworthy in person. Yeah. But Jerry Seinfeld.

The funniest man on earth. Well you're forgetting maybe one. Dave Cook and Tim Allen. Nope, not those guys. Mencia. You never saw Mencia live. No, I met him, we hung out. Well, that was during, that was when he was

kind of stopping comedy altogether because Joe was getting up on stage heckling him. Yeah, and we had some good talks about that. Joe Weller, not Joe Rogan. We had some really good deep talks about that and he really opened up to me and Carlos Mancia Is a guy that you wouldn't expect to do that kind of thing so it was it was nice, but You're funnier than Carlos Mancia not by a lot, but come on dude. I'm serious. That's the biggest compliment

I think I've ever received and I might have to do you one Similar no homo you make me laugh More than anyone Matthew oh man sound like we're saying our vows. I know You crack my funny bone more than anyone else. Maybe we do have to read each other some vows one day Maybe we have to we should write each other some vows at some point We could fill in Ted it or what are they fill in Phil Dan and Phil and fill in Ted it or what are they filling Phil Dan and Phil filling Teddy filling Ted love those guys the early YouTube of the great Dan and Phil Ted and Phil magic Trump doing like a homage to Dan and Phil and he has like the cat

whiskers drawn on his face the great dad and Phil Phil. We love Dan and Phil. Now apparently, you know, as of recent, not recent, just in current day in the present, they're a happy, they're a happy couple. Are they together? I believe so. Oh wow that that's crazy. Because they're always those memes of like, are they together? It's like, they are. Maybe I don't want to spread misinformation now. I mean, what if that happens? Like CNN. Yeah.

But what if that happened to another YouTube duo one day? Game Grumps. Dan Howell and Phil Lester, the British creators of the YouTube channel Dan and Phil Games, have been romantically involved since June 2019. Dan has said that Phil cares about his health and that he feels safe with him, and that they are great friends and soulmates. However, Dan has also said that he'd rather keep his private life private. Hmm. I bet they got crazy sex going on. You know, we always said that

Super mega might run smooth, you know a lot more smoothly if during long editing nights we could just you know Bust one out. Yeah with each other. Absolutely to each other I mean it's it and on each other it eases the mind, you know, you're staring at a screen for 12 hours And on each other it eases the mind, you know, you're staring at a screen for 12 hours Gotta do something about red eyes your cocks Your cock is bright like beet red and your balls are the color of space swollen Three times the size you gotta do something about it It's it's these types of jokes we're doing that makes my mom actually think I'm gay.

Well like, it would- She's like, you do these jokes with Ryan and I don't know if they're jokes. And all I have to say is, Ann, so what? Yeah, what are you going to do about it? I've been in a romantic relationship with my best friend Ryan McGee since 2017. Deal with it, Mom. I'm just kidding, Mom, that's not true. The way my mom is, she's going to go, really? There's a little truth to every joke. Maybe that's not true the way my mom is she's gonna go Little this little truth to every joke

Maybe that's the the old and new the the new age and is is an upgrade from last year's model Yeah, new new age and is it's pretty cool She got really into you know Eastern medicine and she took a trip to India and like opened her third eye or something and she came back and. Seriously, when was the last time you had a Diabe change? It's been, yesterday was, yesterday was the last time. Come on, come on, we're changing that thing. Okay.

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Uh, welcome back everyone. Now for the visual watchers, listeners, yeah, just not the audio only. Um, you might notice that I am, uh, wearing a little something different. I put a, I put a, I guess a sports coat on, on. It's because I went out and this is the first time it's really happened mid podcast instead of waiting before right. Um super we record Super Mega Junior but Luke came to me looked me up and down and went you are not wearing that on the podcast and uh he tried to look through

uh all of our clothes and he couldn't find Something that he deemed Better I guess said all of this is shit, you know shit like that Shit last week. He thought looked good. Yeah, that's why we bought it But he gave me this and said just put this on over the best you can do is cover it up. So Said he said it accentuated my tits but not in a good way yeah and I stood up for you I I was nervous but I said I was like Luke come on man it's earth tones it's it works really well I thought it works great on you it's a Uniqlo shirt

yeah and I like it's it's nice it's not wrinkled like but I guess he Thought otherwise he let me keep wearing this shirt only because Luke was one of the biggest game grumps fans possible Luke was one of the biggest game grumps fans possible and Luke was one of the biggest Game Grumps fans possible and He I remember he said that he watched the 10-minute power hour that I was in where I wore this shirt back in 2017 or 2018 and he said it made him so giggly and bubbly That he said I could wear it because it brought back nostalgia

You guys might remember this shirt from old super mega, but you called something something Waldo Ikea Waldo Ikea Waldo because Ikea's colors are I Was it was coined by the great jacksepticeye Ikea colors are oh yellow and blue yep That's why I was called and it's stripes like Waldo shirt. Yes So for those who were wondering what the fuck does Ikea Waldo mean now you know yep You're wearing a striped shirt like Waldo and Ikea's colors are blue and yellow So this is just in case I think that that joke was a little high-brown went over a lot of people's heads It's okay like we I don't mind explaining the humor sometimes But that was a nickname coined by youtuber Jacksepticeye And then I remember after we finished filming, he coined another nickname for me, which I-

The whole group of people. Yeah, I'm not gonna repeat that one. And he coined, you know the one he coined for you, right? Haven't heard it. Oh. God, that was- He said it a lot. He basically replaced your name with it every time.

It had to do with your Middle Eastern Never mind, but well wait is it the one that's I? I'm gonna do my best to explain it. I guess to you was it the one that goes Desert bleep yep, okay, okay, okay, okay? So that that because of your Middle Eastern heritage she just I don't know it's Jack for you I mean he can focus on my my Irish and Dutch heritage, too I mean well he's Irish or my Indonesian Heritage well he had one for the Indonesian side of you, too

But that's that's enough about jacks yeah, yeah You know it's it's been a it's been a real nice real nice week. You know It's the end of April. When we're recording this, it's coming out in May, but it's been a nice little week. We took it easy this weekend. We packed some merch orders. We hung out at the office. Just enjoyed each other's presence and company. I redownloaded Fallout 3 at home. Because of the Fallout TV show, they did a big update for fallout 4 and I was like does fallout 3 still hold up So I redownloaded it and I started a new playthrough I am now about three hours deep into it nice and dare I say I just downloaded it at the office too

So on down times or you know when um When you're not at the office peering over my shoulder, I might be able to get some progress in okay You're gonna get a little Fallout time? Is Fallout 3 the one that starts in the bunker? Okay, I have played, I played like seven or eight hours of Fallout 3 years ago. I'm enjoying it so far. The main difference is that they're able to go a lot,

not able, they just are a little goofier and more comedic with the dialogue. There's still a good bit of like, dry humor and stuff in Fallout four. But the way they have the dialogue options and fall out threes that you're given like sometimes a sentence, a few words or like a paragraph and you can have like up to like six seven there's a bunch of choices but in fallout 4 they mapped the dialogue to the button so there's only four choices of dialogue and it's instead of seeing what you say verbatim since they get a voice actor they just have like a a

summary of what it would be except the summaries like I'm okay and it'll be like I'm okay I guess it'll be like I'm okay I guess other than the fact that you're here like they'll add shit like that right not to that extent But it's it's you never feel fully in control of what you're saying whereas in fallout 3 you're choosing verbatim Right characters follow up for your you're choosing the vibes Yeah, you're setting the vibes for your character to say wasn't the first fallout like super different Yeah, the first really all outs were the first two fallouts. I believe I haven't played them They looked if they were they were old they were top down. Yeah, I believe like

But it was still like in the same type of universe, you know in terms of a nuclear fallout But then when fallout 3 about, they kind of transitioned the gameplay to more of what Bethesda was known for with like Elder Scrolls, Oblivion. Oblivion, I remember my friend's dad was big into it, because that was the one before Skyrim, and then Skyrim came out and everybody loved Skyrim. I never got too far into Skyrim. I didn't either.

I restarted it like 12 times. Same, and I just could never. I hate the intro, it's just long. And you have to, like, when I keep restarting, it's like, oh, I've done this whole intro sequence eight times already. But I will try the next one whenever it comes out. And if they wanna pay me a lot of money

to play it on a livestream for SuperMega, I would accept that cash. That would be sick. Todd Howard. Come on, Todd. I know you, I would accept that cash. Todd Howard. Come on Todd. I know you love Super Mega Todd. Toddie boy. Was, did you ever feel maybe a little embarrassed that your friend's dad played games like Oblivion

while your dad was playing the Rocket Power mini game? No, I, no. What was it? Was it darts and Rocket Power? It was, okay so, the Rocket Power PlayStation 2 game, there are different mini games you can do for high scores I'm guessing, and there's some peer games,

and there's this one peer game where it's just target practice. All it is is you're shooting, it's like you're just shooting tennis balls at targets I think is essentially it. Like a fair game. Yeah. And you would come home from school and your dad would, you know, he's mastered it. Because it wasn't like this, it's not like this went on for a year.

I was into the game and like, I just remember there was one time in particular I came home and he, I had seen that he'd been playing it and even when I was so young back then there I had a little bit of like it made me happy that he was that he was including himself in my world I thought I didn't go out and play too often I really enjoyed video games so sweet I thought you were gonna take that in a fully different direction where you were like I came home and I could even little I could tell that he'd been there all day I don't care no I love video games I've been eating breathing and pissing video games you have a young kid you have you

and I have been on a binding of Isaac kick lately I you've been sending me some insane runs like the one you had had a laser as well as a buddy that was shooting projectiles and projectiles that you were shooting, but they were all going super fucking fast. Yeah, dude. I sent you that one where my projectiles were literally like a stream, because there were so many.

I had such good luck last night on a run. I beat mom's heart on my, not a seed, like a regular one. And I had like six luck I dude having six luck you get so many keys and bombs you're a part of the cane train now aren't you yeah you got me on the cane train canes great no I whatever pill there is it's just gonna be a positive effect is that actually a rule because I have not seen a bad one yet I don't think I think there must if there's a look such a low percent chance that you'll,

you rarely see it happen. I, it has, you and I have to update each other the moment we're playing as Kane and get a bad pill. Absolutely, I will. I also, I got an item last night that- Sorry, did Luke approve those glasses? No, Luke didn't approve these. I should take them off.

Fuck. I'm gonna be in trouble for that. You can put them on. You can get away with it probably until the next break you're right I mean this is like his style so yeah like his Osiris shoes and these sorry go on I was gonna say basically I got an item that just makes all the pills better so it's just a PhD one where it's like yeah yeah it's better because a little surgical mask yep something so like that was on the same run when I had that really high luck

So basically every dude I got like the HP up pill like three times. This is your first time beating mother's heart Um, I believe so on a regular playthrough not one that was like a seed or a challenge But those don't count So this is my first time I might have done it before actually you would know have there ever been talks of like a binding Of Isaac to this was the first time I beat it cuz I got the cutscene. Um, and I don't know they just keep Like Edmund McMillan and after boys just rebirth repentance It's one of those games where like I don't know if it ever it needs a sequel if they just keep adding on to it because it's such a good solid base game that I'm not sure what they would really change to

make a sequel like to warrant one when they just keep adding these DLC packs that are just crazy. I was about to say and they're're free, they're not free. Well, I've been going through, I got the Binding of Isaac Guide app, which is great. It displays every item, every secret, everything. Someone got the Pro Edition. I did get the Pro Edition. And I've been going through and painstakingly,

every time I unlock a new item, selecting it. So when I look on the app at the grid of all 700 items, I could see my collection status and. Are you updated whenever like you find an item in the basement for the first time? No. So what I do now is every time I pick up a new item, you make sure I go and I look it up on the app to see what it does. And I scroll to the bottom and it'll say collected or not collected. So and I'll hit collected and watch it turn green and another box unlocks, it's beautiful.

I'm excited for that big brain of yours to memorize every item. I'm working on it. Because then you'll just, because you come and watch some of my runs, I'll bring my Switch and I'll put it up on the TV and you'll just watch sometimes and sometimes I'll offer the controller over

and I'll get to watch my buddy Matt do a run. It's so much fun. It's a fun game to watch too. Yeah, it's a really fun game to watch and it's's a fun game to watch like a friend play and take turns We should co-op more online co-op is coming in November But I have you gotten the that rune Crystal yet. It lets you skip the floor. It creates a trap door. I don't thing is I Don't think so not The thing is, I don't think so.

Not in recent playthroughs at least. Yeah, it's when you use it, you literally just open a trap door and you skip the whole floor. I did it in the womb, so I got to go to the second womb right away. Pretty crazy. The womb sucks. No item rooms. Are there any stores? No. There's no item rooms. I don't think there's stores. So pretty much, you've made your build, essentially the game is, I mean you still get items for beating bosses and stuff, but essentially by the time you get to Mother, your build is set and established.

Yeah, I think that's also why they don't let you leave the room after you kill Mother. It's like you're trapped. It's like, alright, there you go. And uh... So many times I'll die the same time here. Oh It's the worst feeling or what's even worse is you beat the boss and you die from like a fucking fly That's left over in the room. I'm like what cuz I beat the boss and I like let my guard down and then Zoink I do think out of all of them the the enemy where I see them that I'm just like I roll my eyes and like are the little spiders or anything that will produce spiders I hate yeah they're just their movements weird I don't I still

haven't because I will start to charge them because they're like going away but the moment I start to move this way off the ones that are worse though are the jumping spider dude they're there they't know how far they can jump and they track you pretty well They jump at you And it's like it'll be on the other side of the room and all of a sudden it just jumps on me And I'm like I had no time to fucking even I guess this conversation is only for those binding Yeah, I guess the rest of the podcast heads are just like I don't play this game What do you have what the fuck you guys talking about talking about what we want to talk about it's our podcast

We can talk about whatever we want. Okay. Let's talk about binding of Isaac then because our buddy Who is also our stream and subreddit mod? Un-subbin he I was watching his stream yesterday He's good. Yeah. Yeah, you guys should check check out his streams when he does him He was doing binding of Isaac and I was watching it and he's good. Yeah. Yeah, you guys should check check out his streams when he does him He was doing binding of Isaac and I was watching it and he's like Insanely good at that type of game and he was moving from room to room even locked in dude He went he beat mom's heart and then went further So I saw for the first time like what the next levels are like after mom's heart looks so fucking hard, dude

It looks insanely hard it's so dark and I had I've been trying to beat some of the challenges and the first one is called a blackout and where it's just like a little spotlight and also you can't see how many hearts you have and you can't see the map oh shit and I got so close you just have to beat mom I was right before mom and I died from like stepping on a spike. I'm so mad. Imagine if that's how it worked in real life. There would just be spikes here and there on the ground. You step on it.

You're fucking dead. Thorns. That's true. Those are god spikes. And then we have human spikes. Barbed wire? I was literally about to ask, what's the point of thorns? And but I'm like, oh they the plants evolved them to keep to protect themselves keep dumbasses like myself from Grabbing and ripping them out of the ground predators to eat them. I

When I was a kid, I was like three or four My mom was inside and I you know, I guess I was playing outside unsupervised As and would often leave leave me to do but I came inside and My mom was delighted to see that little Matthew has brought her a beautiful bouquet of roses Just beautiful Several like a lot of roses like a big bouquet good and my mom goes

Matthew where did you get those? From your neighbor? I went to my neighbor's. They had just, they had planted like a rose garden and I pulled all of them up. And my mom took me over there. Good little Matthew. My mom took me over to their house and I think she made me apologize. My mom apologized.

Were they upset? Because you killed their roses. Well I was like three or four, or maybe even five. So I couldn't tell if they were upset, but I just knew I was in trouble. And then I remember there was this gorgeous lesbian couple that lived a couple houses down. And I remember once they had a, one of those, they had like a, what's it called?

It's like a driving, it's like a construction car that you drive, A bulldozer. I remember the word. Yeah, yeah. Uh, they had a bulldozer in their like front yard and uh, they put me in side. It was like more of a scoop bulldozer. They let me get in the thing. Oh, so they were nice.

They drove me with, yeah, I said they were gorgeous. Gorgeous, like not in terms of looks because trust me, they weren't. But they were gorgeous humans but I were gorgeous humans They were gorgeous humans one of them had like polio as a kid and had a limp because of it Damn, this is just I'm letting you guys know about my upbringing These these gorgeous lesbians drove me in their bulldozer one of them had polio when they were a kid and they had a limp And then across the street I read the ration the limping lesbians wait And then across the street, uh, I rip up the most. Alliteration? The limping lesbians? Wait. The...there's probably a way to take it further that has to do with, like, construction machinery.

The...um... Come on. Help me. The...the...the lacrimose limping lesbians. That's a great name for an episode. The lac...did you come up...is that a real word? Lacrimose Limping Lesbians. That's a great name for an episode. The Lac... Did you come up... Is that a real word? Lacrimose? Or did you just create it? It's from a series of unfortunate events. Well, there's a lake called it, but it's also a lake.

Oh, Lake Lacrimose! You don't want to go in there after you've eaten. No, you don't. The leeches. The leeches will eat you. They'll get you good. Can you believe? Oscar award winner Meryl Streep played the aunt in that movie. They also had Jim Carrey. Oh Yeah, dude, the thing about that movie was I loved series of unfortunate events as a kid

I never read the final one though. They got the books the movie wasn't Very I loved the movie as a kid though And I was so excited for it to be another like Harry Potter type thing where I'm like then they're gonna do one for the next three books I kind of didn't like how they fit all three yeah like three but not all three but three of the books into one they did the first three and one so then I thought they're gonna do the next three in the next movie and they never made another one nope why did it do so bad uh

I just don't think it was a property that people took much interest in. I do. I did enjoy like the Tim Burton esque. Comedic tone of the film. Yeah. And I've I've I went back and I watched it. And since I'm not like a big fan of the books anymore, so I don't really remember him. I like I was like, this is a fun little 2000s family movie.

I thought it was alright last time I watched it a few years ago. I don't remember much. I remember the house on the cliff. I remember the like greenhouse or whatever. That's from the third book because Uncle Monty is in the second book with the reptiles. That's right. The second book, I love the second book because of all the different creatures and stuff. I remember there was one that really disturbed me as a kid.

It's one of the later books, but someone walks backwards into a giant buzzsaw in front of everyone and just gets like... That's the fourth or fifth one because they go to a lumber mill. Yeah, and they just watch someone get eviscerated by a gigantic buzzsaw. And I remember as a kid it freaked me the fuck out all count Olaf mm-hmm the whole time how do they not fucking pick up on that

I don't know but then they go to a hotel and there's a mysterious elevator of some kind I didn't I didn't read the last book I didn't either why the hell is this grown-ass man obsessed with these kids and chasing after them? Because he wants the Baudelaire fortune. Why don't they just say, if you leave us alone, we'll give you $10,000 from it? Because they want all the money. They're greedy little orphans. Yeah, you know they- Sunny too!

They could have made their life so much fucking easier just to be like, listen man, if you fucking stop, we'll give you $10,000 and just fuck off forever. He's a failed actor with his failed acting troupe who wasn't making much money in this right is He the success was Killing their parents and stealing their fortune because he was in the acting troupe with their parents Mm-hmm, right and he has the giant magnifying glass that started the fire whatever that's what that was in the movie It's all coming back to me now damn. I the last one I read was like the one the penultimate peril

Peril. Yes. I don't know. I said it's a 11th one. I think there were 12 there were There dude, they were there. Yeah They were you and I should start a book group like and we just read these books that we like from our childhood and talk about them or We even do a new mini podcast maybe on the Patreon or something that's called Book Group or something and we read, viewers read the book that we're reading and we discuss it every week and then

you guys have to do homework. I'm going to tell you, because I remember where I stopped. So I read The Bad Beginning. The Bad Beginning. The Reptile Room I read the wide window I read the miserable mill yep read that one the austere Academy I remember reading that one yep they go to like another place where there's other orphans or like other kids and shit the earthsots elevator I think I started reading that and that's where I fell off I remember that one because the fucking name of the

book I was like why is it I did read that whole one I remember I think I started reading that and that's where I fell off. I remember that one because the fucking name of the book, I was like, why is it? I did read that whole one, I remember. I think I read like just the first five and then didn't finish the sixth and then afterwards there's the Vile Village, the Hostel Hospital, the Carnivorous and it cuts up the Carnivorous Carnival. I read that one. The Slippery Slope, Grim Grotto, the Penultimate Peril, and then The End. Okay, I stopped a couple before,

because I think the Grotto was the first one I did not read. Ah, but I love the, the Grotto has my favorite cover. Dude, the cover art is great. Lemony Snicket? A series of unfortunate events. Whatever happened to good old Lemony Snicket and that series of unfortunate events? Well, he ended the book because I guess he answered all the questions.

Probably made bank off those books. I don't know. Yeah, I mean, I wonder if they were popular. They made a movie. unfortunate events still read by kids today at like, I know, like do you? Because so much transcends time like you and I were watching Disney movies that were released in the 60s and we weren't just watching 90s and early 2000s stuff you know yeah we were watching stuff that was in the 60s and

70s and shit like that I think that's kind of gone away more though with the introduction of like the internet and stuff like there's not as because when you and I were kids the internet wasn't a big thing, and the media was just really recycled, for the most part. You had classics that you would always re-watch, and now there's so much new shit all the time that a kid's not gonna go watch something from the 60s

as much as you and I might've. It was cool, because we really did grow up at the start of when the internet was becoming a big Social thing. Yeah, we lived through just like the blow up of the internet the golden era of the internet Mm-hmm the dot-com bubble It is it is pretty cool that you know, we we did get to live through that time when the internet first Dude, it's crazy to think though that the internet is not that old. No. And it's like when you think about an advanced civilization something like the internet is inevitable but it's

like we're we're not very far like we just made that shit. It's like the internet hasn't been around for 300 years which at some point it will. And our videos. Will it? Will we destroy ourselves by then, Matthew? As a human species? No. God won't let us. Okay, good. It is weird to think though that long after you and I are old people and dead, all of

these videos and podcasts, they'll be archived somewhere. Someone will have downloaded them or- Future aliens or fourth dimensional beings will be hooting and hollering up a storm watching old super mega show. Hey, the interdimensional dudes might be in the room right now laughing. We just can't, you know, better not be. They better be laughing with us and not at us. They're not laughing at us. Well, maybe with the shit that Luke made you wear. But well, he said, well, yeah, I don feel too. I don't feel like a little fashionista. That's all I'm gonna say Do you want to go talk to him? I can help you know what I like to have a word with Lou you know what?

I'm a stand-up. I'm gonna stand up to him I want to give him a fucking piece of my mind and y'all can while we do that y'all can enjoy this at this ad break I'm a fucking give him a piece of my mind. Son of a bitch. ["The Big Bang"] Angie's List is now Angie, and we've heard a lot of theories about why. I thought it was an eco move. Fewer words, less paper.

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He just liked the hat better on me. And look he's injecting his political ideologies into our podcast now and He's making me expose my arms arms which I'm very self-conscious about. He gave me a clown nose and he said since you want to be a fucking clown, since you want to make jokes, when I brought him to his attention that it made me feel upset that he would try to have a dictatorship over the way I dress essentially, you know. On fashion choices. But, I uh, you know, it's nothing we can really get away with right now.

Yep, enough about the fashion police. The single fashion policemen. The fashion czar. But you know what? What? Don't fucking do that. Put that back on. I'm tired of this shit, dude. I'm ready to revolt.

I like dressing the way I want to dress. I don't want to put on these outfits. And he's forcing his political ideologies on us now. What the fuck? What is this? Was this his? I don't know. It looks like an old... It looks like a... It might be even a new Obama shirt. Who knows? I don't know where he gets his stuff from. I don't know if this is from the Obama presidency or if it's just newer. Like an Obama fan website or something. I like the idea of just running an Obama fan website. My favorite president. Just creating from scratch your own. Yeah, but think about making a new website It's a it's an Obama fan page. I remember how

should that whole Talking specifically about when like during the running Just Republicans at the time trying to take any little thing they could even during his presidency They did this, but it's just like well. He's not fully black so it was just like oh my god He really gonna be the first black president They couldn't fucking handle it or the tan suit kind of like the dress pants that Luke made Sean Hannity and these don't the thing about these dress pants is I think these are Luke's so, you know, we have very different waist sizes Yeah, so they I'm scared. They'll fall down while walking. They fell down on the way in here and well

He didn't have a matching belt. So no belt then well, yeah, that was the thing was he has belts he has plenty of belts that could have worn and I actually you know We might even have to wrap this episode up early because I have to I have to get to Therapy today, but and I have to go to therapy like this because he took my clothes And I don't know what he did with him, but I need a belt Yeah, you do, but he said no fucking no belt because the belt the colors didn't match no belt Watson I call him no belt Watson the no No Belt Peace Prize. No Belt Watson Prize.

Nice. Yeah. But yeah, enough about Luke. I don't wanna give him anymore clout. No free clout. He's just a clout goblin is what he is. Yeah, that's a good way to put it. Clout shark.

He's a clout shark and a fucking fashion dictator. A fashion dick-tator. Like that show on E where it would be like, what was her name? Joan Rivers and some others. Just kind of like. The View? Can you believe they're watching this? Where they would just comment on.

No, it was called Fashion Police. Oh, where Joan, yeah, they would just watch, like they would look at outfits and comment on no it was called fashion police. Oh, we're showing yeah They would they would just watch like they look at outfits Yep, and they'd make jokes about outfits or if a celebrity looked gross at one point. That's crazy. That's so insane They had that one dude I can't remember as Hilton no no It was some other dude what if what if let me see what his name What if we did the YouTube version of that where we just every week we we all the new YouTube videos that youtubers have come out

With we just criticized their looks and their clothes. You know it's like Oh Eddie Eddie bareback uploaded a new video, and you know make fun of the shirt He's wearing make fun of his mustache all sorts of things like that will be really witty I think that's a good idea there was a this is this is a Nelson Mandela effect McGee there never was a high-pitched man portly dude then the guy that they're showing here with like a with a very high-pitched voice. Hey, I feel like that rings a bell. Tyler Oakley? No. I thought he got his own little fashion show at some,

maybe not, I can't, dude. Well, we're gonna make our own. Yeah. For YouTubers. Every week, all the different YouTubers upload videos, and we're gonna break down those outfits and break down their egos, because they got such big egos, all these YouTubers. Well, mostly we're just gonna be judging onesies like minecraft onesies. Yeah

We're like Pokemon onesies Dude, I cannot think of a Pokemon onesie without that clip of the dude on stream in the Pikachu onesie Who just completely out of the blue just vomits all over himself? He's just like sitting there. It's Disgusting but Pokemon onesies or as you like to say Onesius makes me think of that What so I just had the urge to poop but I can't I can't poop now the the people need us they do need us How bad how bad's the poop man so I can hold it you can hold it It's not past the first sphincter? No, no, it's a...

You're not playing whack-a-mole back there? Okay, I got that one out. Mmm, dude, that was... I was testing it. I got out a little toot. You were testing the muddy waters, I know. Cause there's a poop in there wanting to come out. That sounds like you're pretty damn close by that toot.

That was in the chair the... Probably smells pretty close too. Dude, I haven't smelled your flatulence in the window I don't know if your diet changed have not smelled your flatulence I have my diet a little bit I I'm bad some nights I just can't help myself I get a little sweet tooth but overall I've changed my diet a good bit I've I've I've been eating dramatically less than I used to. Nice. Whether that, whether anything comes from that, who knows,

but I feel better waking up and I go to bed a little more naturally. Nice. That's nice. That's very nice. Like shrimp on rice. Okay dude, and sugar and spice, and everything nice. Besides head lice

I was trying to figure out something I could put dice into because those will entice a heavy price Okay, that's pretty good. I got a hand it to you man, but I don't want to say I miss the smell of your colon but it's the only time where you felt like you were inside of me for a long time is when you were smelling my stinky colon issues. Not in a sexual way, like more of like a deep friend way where it's like I just... Like you wish you could just like curl like shrink down curl up and just be in my colon. Yeah, I wanted to feel closer to you. And I just, I don't know man, you used to have,

it was the worst I've ever smelled, it was just disgusting. It wasn't every single time though, it was just. But it was pretty common. I had rare occasions where it would be the worst. It was pretty bad. I just think that you're trying to paint all of my farts is stinky No, not all but I would say the majority

Big handful. It's pretty go back and watch earlier super mega. It's it's pretty apparent. You're fucking disgusting But I don't know I know I just wanted to make a point of it for some reason you're putting your friend down I'm not putting you for a normal bodily. I'm not putting you, dude. Why is it so shunned if it's normal? I don't know, I can ask you. Why is it shunned? I don't know. Why do you shun me? I asked you.

Why do you shun me for it? I don't shun you for it. Maybe it's something to ask the person shunning others for it and making them feel guilty about their smells. I can't help that I produced those smells or that my colon was acting in such a way. Yeah.

It's not on me, it's on God. And are you blaming God? No, I'm not blaming God. Are you saying God made a mistake? No! I will say one time, I was at the airport, flying to China, and there was like a group of people from China that were having a conversation.

Were they Chinese? They were. Okay, so Chinese people from China. People of China. And they were having a conversation in Chinese and one of them just so loudly rips ass and they all just carried on like nothing happened. Didn't that happen to you on like an airplane where someone just like fart like fart fart, like on your way to Japan, like someone just farted on the plane? I think you're thinking of this. It was when I was going to Japan, but I-

Oh, were you on the plane in this story? No. Oh. I was waiting at the gate and they're having a conversation and just fucking rips ass. Cause I guess, you know in China, that's just how they do things. Deal with it, sweetheart.

Sweet cheeks. But uh, yeah. Sugar tits. I wish that that was- What does sugar tits even mean? It means that your tits are uh, yeah sugar tits. I wish that that was what a sugar tits even me It means that your tits are sweet like sweet tits sweet tits sweet tits You know some nice tits where sugar tits probably comes from. It's a great nickname. It's very Very adoring and that's a good name for a dog Sugar tits that would be a good or like a hamster like a little white hamster. Yeah sugar sugar tits

Maybe a ferret Honey tits or and no there's another one one day. You're gonna come to my house after Lego unfortunately passes away Anyways one day you're gonna come You're gonna come to my place And I'm just gonna have you to see gonna see a bunch of tubes going through my house. You're like, what? You're gonna look on the floor and it's just gonna be covered in that wood chip hay type shit. And all of a sudden, you're gonna see like five to six ferrets start to dart around.

Ferrets? And I'm gonna come out of my room. I'm gonna come out of my room. Hey dude! Hey, watch your step. Some of the rascals got loose. Oh my god, dude. Ferrets smell so step, some of the rascals got loose. Oh my god dude, ferrets smell so bad. I feel like we've talked about this like 20 different times.

Like we're eating and they're hopping up trying to steal your food from your tray. They're like ripping things off my plate and running away with them. We're like eating like in, we're eating in like the game room and you just smell ferret piss and ferret shit all the time.

And when I go to leave, I find my shoes have been completely chewed to pieces. I like the idea. But you can't say anything because they're the new love that I get from an animal. And I'm a guest in your home. It'd be rude of me to say anything, you know? Exactly. It's not your house. Technically, it's not even mine. Yeah, just renting. I don't know if I'm ever gonna be able to buy a house dude it's so fucking expensive not in LA

dude no it's just like not unless we're fucking millionaires or move to fucking please or move to fucking like North Dakota or property using your birthday wishes for that I can't tell you what I use my birthday wishes for they won't come true about shooting star wishes I can't it doesn't come true if I tell you what I use my birthday wishes for, they won't come true. How about shooting star wishes? It doesn't come true if I tell you, but I've been using them good. Okay, okay. It would be so cool to be able to own a house. All you homeowners out there? I don't know why I drew it out a little bit.

All you homeowners out there? You fucking homeowners. Yeah, it's, I'm jealous. I would love to have a house. It'd be so cool to have a house in LA, but you know, that's hundreds of thousands of dollars. To go into a property that's only going to decline at a very fast rate. So instead, I'll just rent and pay way more than I should for a little place.

Well I guess, no, over time, it's not like a car, right? and pay way more than I should for a little place. Well I guess no over time. It's not like a car, right? The housing market, well I don't know. Property tends to always go up. But I'm always scared of the crash. Yeah, that's when you buy. That, when it crashes, Ryan, that's when you buy houses.

But what if you buy before the crash? Oops. Because the crash takes too long. Oh, it's taking too long! If there was a serious housing financial crash, that's probably when we could buy houses. Okay. So, praying for another 2008.

Really, really hoping, you know? Really hoping, but. I think it would be good news for everyone, right? It would. Not homeowners, but. And we hit another recession, and you and I would be bulletproof because we're YouTubers, so. This time baby, I'll be bulletproof.

What would be your campaign song if you were running for president? Like Mayor, Pete Buttigieg had high hopes for a living. High hopes for a living. You could pick any song you want for your campaign song I Think the only song that should ever be used for a campaign song where is the love? ooh That would be a great campaign song for like and then for my for like the less public rallies. Let's get

feels hot yeah in here Let's get real hot. Yeah And here honestly my Fergie and the in the in the black-eyed peas Fergie in the pea heads Fergie William in the pea heads Who are you William T in the pea heads who are the other members? There's Fergie will I am and the other ones exactly? I don't know one knows who they are a lot of people know who they are like their friends Nobody but knows who they are even Fergie Fergie and will. I am are like who are why do you get? Why do you they keep showing up, but we make magic together? I guess I mean they're good at singing But by happenstance they drop by the studio every time I don't know never even on tour never never asked their names or anything Yes, my agent. Maybe they know

No, no idea who those guys are Maybe they know No, no idea who those guys are black eyed peas were They're past their their prime of course, but you know I've got a feeling to be I've got a feeling Let's get all those good songs, and that wasn't that long ago that that song was a hit You know it was a big hit and it was on the radio Everybody was singing and dancing to it except it was let's get it started no dude before it was radio edits though didn't this radio oh my god dude you know from pink yes there's one song I heard a radio edit of and I didn't even know why it was even

worth it to do a radio edit it was it was move bitch get out the way get out the way bitch move girl get out the way get out the way bitch move girl get out the way get out the way girl get out the way no they didn't even replace it they just use different sound effects move get out the way get out the way woof get out it was like that it was so bad the sound effect ones are the greatest we should just we should just do a song and then release the radio edit version where it just has like bonk. Boom.

I love that idea. We should do a song that's just radio edited and only the radio edit exists. I like the radio edits where they just cut out the vocals so the music continues, the vocals don't. So it'll be like, what the? And it's just quiet. And most of the songs. I hate those.? And it's just quiet, and most of the song is that.

Those are the worst, I hate those. Yeah, it's like just replace it with something. Like, ah, chime in with a haven't you people ever heard of. Close, no, that's one where they cut it out. Closing the damn door, no, they just say, they don't say God, they still say damn, right? Yeah, they say damn, they censor. Closing the damn door, no, it's much better

to fix these kinds of things with a sense of poison red fix or face face face These kinds of things with a sense of poison rationality Dude, I remember the I was at my friend my friend's house and forest no no that you would say your cousin Why you keep bringing them up after you got shot by the police in Miami, dude? I don't it's a hard thing to keep his you live, bro. That's not how to grow him I was at my friend Josh's house in like fourth grade and he him or his sister had that CD and I'm a repeat he put it come on man He put it on and it's the first time I ever heard the goddamn in that and I remember it fucking

Took me a back. I was cuz I'm just expecting the turn it off Matt went and I actually smashed the CD player stomped on it to pieces and I took that disc And I fucking broke into little pieces and put in the garbage disposal and turned it on He cast aside the CD the sinful seed it hurt man that scorned him in his god so Brutally well my mom growing up my mom always told me that that was the that was the worst swear was gd I think there might be one worse, but you know I was taught that gd was the the worst one So your mom also said if you keep your socks on around the house, they'll they'll eat your feet She struggles with various mental stuff.

But I think that GD, in my opinion, is still the worst swear word. I remember as a kid, if I had to quote something that had that, you'd just say GD. He said GD. Well, that one's bad. Even going as much as, Jesus oh yeah if I remember taking the Lord's name in vain in vain saying like if my parents heard me say Jesus Christ

go hey hey hey hey you I remember my mom would always say using the Lord's name in vain is insane in the membrane your mom mom's how I always know to this day that it's not good. No to take the Lord's name in vain even saying oh my god Was was oh my it was off limits. I had to say gosh God is too. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh my god We're hitting all the fucking classics from the 2000s on this one That's a great song I like your version how about give me some panic at the disco And it's not in the afternoon And your eyes are the size of the moon

So you do There's the way that we do when it's not in the afternoon. First time I heard that song was, uh, God takes me right back. It was before school at like 6 a.m. in MTV, back when they used to play music videos, Rest In Peace. I saw that one and I was like, this is so cool. They gave me some switchfoot, last one. And then it does that again and goes, bumbling in his confidence and wondering why the world

has passed him by. Switchfoot, I was listening to that song the other day. Pretty good. I remember in middle school I had a friend that was he was Jewish. And I remember they won the Nobel Peace Prize Yeah, but your Jewish friend my Jewish friend I saw him listening to switch foot on his iPod and I was like, why are you listening to switch foot? And he's like cuz they're good. I'm like, you know, they're a Christian band, right? And he was like what? So I don't know if he ever listened after that.

Same kid also got in trouble for spanking the teacher by accident. Because he was trying to make everyone laugh when she was turned around by pretending to spank her and then actually slapped her ass. And I saw later in the day, later in the day I saw her out in the hall, like standing outside with him

and he's standing there sobbing and she's on the phone with his parents. Oh, I bet She said he came around and then the next day he came to school and he told it as if it was like still badass As if he wasn't just crying in the hallway. He's like, yeah She said that you know, I came around slapped her in the tuchus I always got in trouble for my art when it came to school the first time In middle school both times were in middle school one was was sixth grade, which was the George Bush one. Dude, that one, that's one of my favorite fucking stories.

I could call the police and have you arrested. That's what he said to me. If that was actually how shit worked around here. God. And then the second time was, I think I was in seventh grade, and I was just drawing some gore and stuff like that. I was being a kid. I was being epic and whatever and whatever sure and then the teacher comes and is like what is that and I like hide it Oh, give it to me and like no and then it's like seriously, and this is in front of the class

And so I panicked and I shoved it all in my mouth what? So that so that it would become wet and tear apart so that it would become wet and tear apart. Dude, that's like some shit on like a Nickelodeon show. But I still had to, I couldn't get it wet enough of course, so I know you had that problem. She still got a hold of it and turned it into the guidance counselor and they got my parents involved. Oh no. Oh, cause it's Gore so they're like, he's disturbed. They brought my parents to school and they're like, what's this all about? So I remember at the time having to be like,

I think I've told this story maybe once before, I can't remember, but at the time, knowing that like, okay, so there's gotta be a way out of this. And I was just like, their divorce upsets me. And so like the guidance counselor talked to them for a bit afterwards. And then we came home, and then I was just like,

we drove home of course separately because they were divorced. And they were like, I remember they were like, is that really upset you? And I was like, no, I was just embarrassed of the drawing. Dude, I just didn't know how else, because for some reason, for the particular adults in South Carolina, you can't just be a kid drawing gore

for fun, I guess. Yeah. there's no difference like there has to be something wrong this is I get it you can't be drawing this type of stuff at school right right it was like some some dude with a gun and like probably blowing that if you drew that even today I would think something's wrong I love that you put it back on your you put it on your parents I mean they had to talk to the fucking Like you brought them into it where they had to now talk to the guidance counselors and again Can you guys just get back together? I guess I could have just been like

Cuz it's cuz I thought it was cool I saw it on TV, but I thought they needed some sort of explanation for why acts So I just went to that went to that and that was like seventh grade. That's so fucking funny I'm sure my mom remembers that my my mom was a Teacher a fifth grade teacher, and I was in fifth grade at the same school Um I didn't have her as a teacher though, but there was this baby. I Didn't have her as a teacher But there was this these two really weird kids remember It's like there's always that that that weird friend duo

Not us, but it was always that very awkward weird friend duo. And the kid, I remember, he loved drawing cartoons and fucking picking his nose, I remember that about him. But they were giggling at something on a sheet of loose leaf paper in the hallway at the end of the day once. And my mom goes, hey, bring that here. What was it? And one kid brings it, my mom goes, hey, bring that here. What was it?

And one kid brings it. My mom's unfolding it. The kid runs up and tries to snatch it. Uh-oh. Because he's so embarrassed. Oh, she opens it. I saw it. I witnessed the whole thing.

SpongeBob and Patrick naked. They're cocking balls, hanging out. My mom folded it up and kept it. And uh. I wish she kept it to this day. I wish she kept it like just for her own pleasure. Like she's like, it's actually really good. She gets home and like puts it on her like bedside

like nightstand, like a little frame. Nice wooden oak frame. I think that they did call, oh my God, no. Maybe mahog Hageny this kid eventually he got caught multiple times drawing this type of shit I remember they called his parents and they had to have a meeting at the school with the guidance counselor so much like a like a Ryan McGee type situation but with spongebob and Patrick's cock and balls I get it's like you can't be drawn that shit in school but like if you're doing in the privacy of your composition notebook But like, if you're doing it in the privacy of your composition notebook, what does it matter?

You're not like taping it to lockers and stuff. I could still see it in my head, like what that drawing looked like. I remember the time where everyone's personalities were confined within a composition notebook. Yeah, yeah, I miss that. Simpler times. I wish nowadays it's all confined to the composition of their Twitter

Yeah, or the composition of how much they they give to the cause of the funny brothers because your names are right here What depending on how much depending on if you're in the producer or executive producer tier? Isn't that cool? Thank you crazy producers. Producers and executive producers, you guys help make the podcast happen. When you don't have to at all. When you make the choice yourself to do it, that choice that you don't even have to make. You do. Stop saying that. What? Stop saying that thing. You guys do. You guys make the choice, which you know you have to make

deep down. If you want to laugh ever again, you make that choice. Also, you guys are all part of sticker clubs, so you're gonna get some free stickers. Well, they're not free. You're gonna get some stickers this month for the month of May. Here's the three stickers. Luke, put them up.

Unless this comes out in June, then here's June's sticker. I don't think, this is definitely not coming out in June. You don't know that? There could be a time skip. In the super- This one's definitely not coming out in June. Okay, well here's May's stickers, again. And here's a silhouette of June's stickers.

There it is. Just to maybe get them a little- What could those be? Who's that Pokemon? You know, that type of shit. And here is, uh, Luke did his best to try to recreate the SpongeBob and Patrick drawing on a piece of loose leaf paper, so know, that type of shit. And here is, Luke did his best to try to recreate the SpongeBob and Patrick drawing on a piece of loose leaf paper, so here's that. On Patreon it'll be uncensored,

because unfortunately, Luke, that's a little too graphic to show, but. But the proportions are good. They are, they're really good. He's been practicing. But thank you guys so much for tuning in. It has been a delightful, delightful episode with you. And you. And you. Ha ha. And you episode with you. And you.

And you. And you, and you, and you. Okay, all right, I gotta go to therapy. Okay. Buzz off then. Buzz off, drin. No, I see what you're going, that's good, that's good.