supermegashow - Heisenburger | supermegashow - 024

Episode Date: August 19, 2024

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Benefits vary by card, other conditions apply. ["Dreams of a New World"] So I'm just like, mom, just don't fucking worry about the surgery or pester me with it. I got to go record the podcast. She tried to say, but it's life altering and in some cases life threatening. I was, I just about rolled my eyes and I'm like, okay, so if I don't record this podcast, are you going to pay my rent? You know what I mean?

So, I don't know. It was just a miscommunication maybe, but I think she was being pretty selfish in that scenario. She's just traumatic, dude. Yeah. Like, the whole thing about her putting herself before our podcast where it's like, but I'm going to be in surgery and it's a heart, you know, the heart bypass surgery doesn't have a 100%.

Like, but she's so dramatic about it as if she's just going to fucking. It's just a cosmetic surgery. Yeah. They're just changing the heart. Yeah. They're swapping it for a new one. That's much nicer. Which they do that like probably 15 bajillion times a day at doctor's offices. Yeah, absolutely. Guy, like guy comes in, loses a hand, and just slap another one on.

Can I get a new one, Doc? This one's looking a little funny today. When it comes to reattaching limbs, how does that work? I don't think you can. And not like a whole limb, sorry. But like when someone gets their finger chopped off. Can you reattach a finger?

Yeah, right? You're supposed to put it on ice, go right to the hospital, and they might be able to reattach it. Oh, I'm supposed to put it in milk or something? But I don't know if that means now, whenever you bend it, it stays up. It's just cosmetically, I don't look weird, I didn't cut off my finger. I don't think you can get functionality back to it because all the nerves would have to reconnect and stuff. But I think-

And the doctors don't know how to do that, they're too stupid. Not yet, if we had stem cells, you could grow a new one. If we had AI doctors. Dude, AI doctors would be- Dude, stem cells from my back, I bet you, would fix it right up. You would just get a brand new spine, you know?

They would just grow you a new spine, completely. But we don't live in that reality. Not yet. Nope. Give it two or three years. It's almost like all those conspiracy theories of like, I saw them pop up. I have no idea how true any of this is.

It's all true. It's all true, all of it. But like, there was like, there was a guy who was working on the cure for AIDS on the Malaysian air flight. And also in that recent Brazilian plane crash, like seven cancer doctors died that are like in charge of deciding whether or not this like particular

thing would be good to pass over to formulate a cure or whatever. That really happens in our book. That's like a thing in our book. There's like they have the cure for cancer and plane crashes. But you saw I showed you that plane crash in Brazil. Dude that plane crash in Brazil was crazy. Do you think there are any wheeze going down? No probably not. Not a single wheeze. Not a single wheeze. I don't think a single one. That's awful. I couldn't imagine. Sorry. You shouldn't imagine. I don't want to. That is terrifying. Dude, you try it real quick. See? Hey, we're good. We're just recording on the podcast. Look into Tucker's eyes. Oh, fuck. Which y'all we're good. We're just recording on the podcast.

Look into Tucker's eyes. Oh fuck. Which y'all can't do if you're listening to the podcast because you're a bunch of squares. Go ahead and complain. We don't care this week until the next week where we go, hey, we appreciate every single viewer equally. This week, we don't care about y'all so much as equally. care about the visual the visual podcasters a little more. That's right

We care about the visual watchers and visual listeners Yeah, because the the views look nice or like, you know There's some maybe people who are blind that whenever they hear noise they colors and shapes start to appear Maybe so they are they are actively listening and watching maybe. You have synesthesia, you can shut your eyes and you can taste Super Mega Show, you can smell it, you can see all the different colors and shapes. And if you have alopecia, you're bald.

Right, right. Luckily none of our viewers have that and I wouldn't dare want a single one of them to... Anyone with alopecia is not welcome to listen to this show. No. Just want to get that out there right now. My favorite thing about just, just, you know, segueing on, it was just a, just a side comment here.

Is this about Will Smith? It's about Will Smith's wife. I love that like at the time when the joke came out she was making alopecia sound like some sort of like terminal illness like like you don't know what it is it sounds like cancer yeah like if you don't know what it is you sound like you know it sounds like fucking Jack Sparrow or Captain America are gonna come by the hospital to pay you a visit and tell you you're such a good little soldier. But yeah, it's just, I get it, like people struggle and there's definitely like, from everyone's perspective, there are struggles. And alopecia, I would imagine, of course, is not like fun to deal with or great to deal

with. But it is interesting how it went from, I have to make sure that my husband, who just assaulted someone on national stage during the Oscar ceremony, looks the best possible. How am I gonna do that? By making alopecia feel like fucking cancer. Dude, you know how many people a year die from alopecia? I'm gonna look it up.

Is there, well you know, some medical conditions, maybe there's like extra things tied onto it like, oh, but your immune system is also really weak when you have alopecia or something. I don't know. So maybe it's possible people die, but I do love the idea of a make-a-wish kid. Just getting a visit from fucking Iron Man. Alopecia is not life threatening and does not cause physical pain. However, the psychological effects of hair loss can be devastating. Oh trust me, I know. Trust me. Just ask Professor X. Ask...

Hank from Breaking Bad. Hank from Breaking Bad. Walter White from Breaking Bad. After from Breaking Bad. Rogan? Walter White from Breaking Bad after he turns into a badass. No, because in the beginning he has hair. Yeah. And then look what happens once he doesn't have hair anymore. He still keeps the mustache though. Right.

He does grow out a beard eventually, but that mostly... The mustache was a choice made by Walter White specifically. The beard was just as it happened because he was on the run. Well don't forget the goatee. There was a long goatee era. Fuck, you went all the way around. Where he went from the mustache to the goatee. Wait, when he was bald, did he ever...

He had the mustache when he was bald. There's a period in the first season where after he shaved his head, he has just the mustache. Then does he grow the goatee for the second season? He grows the goatee once he's starting to become a little more badass. I think they kind of segmented it where he in different phases of his badassery. Why didn't McDonald's ever do the Heisenberger meal? Dude, the Heisenberger is genius.

Right? We gotta stop giving these out for free, man. Some McDonald's exec is gonna be tuned in. We're a very popular podcast with he's like this because he's not interested in alopecia right he's like all sudden all sudden Heisenberg Heisenberger with a side of bitch fries yeah mr. McDonald you're gonna want to hear this fucking uh what else okay okay wait there has to be the drink, the special drink.

We got the Heisenberger. The side of bitch fries. It could be Gatorade, me bitch. Okay, okay, the no bitch fries. Then maybe mineral fries, where it's just rocks. And you might be able to. All minerals. Yeah, it's minerals, but maybe there's a chance...

Wait, why don't we start doing this? How about this? Sorry, this is a totally separate idea. I got a business idea for you, Matt, that I just got. Okay. Okay. You know those like toys or whatever? Blind boxes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We do blind boxes except for rocks, where you have a chance to get a quartz or a really shiny one, but sometimes it's just, you know, like granite. Yeah, it's just like a fucking little pebble. Yeah. Blind boxes for rocks. Blind rocks. You just go to a rock store, overcharge our fans for them.

What the hell am I trying to say there? Luke, cut that part out. Overcharge politicians that we disagree with for them. Sure. And give them for free to the needy. Blind box rocks. I'm thinking Super Megas blind box rocks. Dude, this blind box rocks.

Ooh, which rock am I getting? There's got to be a blind box. Hold up. And every rock is different. There's got to be a blind box. Of course. Dude rock is different. There's gotta be, of course. Dude, I remember when I would be driving in upstate South Carolina, you would stop at those gift stores that would have all

of the different polished rocks of all the different colors and stuff. Remember those? I used to love those. I thought they were the coolest little shits. What's that, that's a big beta male smile. What's going on? Some awesome soul I'm trying to-

Oh yeah? Hold up, I wanna click on this, cause it's not- Dude, to save money on packaging, we don't even have to package it. We can just put each one directly into the envelope and mail the envelope out. You know, it's like,

that's pure profit. Mystery box, hold up. Mystery Box. Hold up. Mystery Box. This is all on Etsy. Mystery Box Crystal Shop Gift Box, Confetti Lucky Scoop, Random Lucky Crystal Set, Rocks and Minerals. It's a good name for a brand.

Well, I was just looking online and there was this box that appeared. They are RockYourWorldGems.com. Rocks, Minerals and Gem Surprise Mystery Box. Oh, okay. Do you just get one? Wait, is it like a monthly box or it's just like a surprise? You can just buy a box of rocks and you don't know what you're going to get. Want me to read you the... We're not sponsored by this rock website, by the way. I just want to put that out there. Just our fun whimsical

conversation led to it. Oh yeah. So rockyourworldgems.com. That's a good name. Rock your world? It's called Rocks, Minerals, and Gems Surprise Mystery Box. Embark on a thrilling journey of discovery with our exquisite mystery box of stones, minerals, and gems. Unleash your curiosity and immerse yourself in a world of wonder with our beautifully curated collection. From the farthest reaches of the globe, we bring you an assortment of stones, minerals, and gems, each with its own unique story. Be pr- sorry I got an ad for a subscription service. Be prepared for a delightful mix of textures, forms, rough, polished, and

natural crystals along with the occasional whimsical trinket for an extra surprise. Wait, trinket? Each box is meticulously packed and sent in a flat rate box ensuring a treasure trove of crystals, gems, rocks, and minerals awaits your discovery. We fill every inch with diverse and fascinating finds from around the world. Just fill the entire flat rate box with rocks to the very top. Flat rate, yeah, yeah.

Right, so not a single even gap for air. It's just rocks all the way to the top. And to make it even more exciting, we offer free shipping. Get ready to uncover the hidden wonders of the earth with our enchanting mystery gift boxes. Dude. So yeah.

We could just get a, you should buy one right now. See, but I'm thinking of that they just come in like a little bag. Yeah, it's a single rock. Like those, what are those called? Blind bags. Blind bags. Just a little plastic bag.

Yeah, Game Grumps did them for a bit. Yeah, Aaron made the RPGs pins. Are those still a thing? No, there was a recall on those and he had to get them all back and then there was lead paint in those. But they were just in little bags. It was like three pins in one bag.

We do that for rocks and it's only one rock though per bag. And we don't have to worry about lead paint in our rocks because it's all natural, it's from the earth. And we can just probably go out to like, just go out a bit maybe just up into the mountain ranges, collect some rocks for the base rocks and then we'll go get some better rocks somewhere else. Just go on like Alibaba and find some fucking...

I think it's a cool idea. It's a great idea. You know what I think is a cool looking rock? What? Ice. Ice is a cool looking rock? What? Ice. Ice is it? What if we tricked some people and we just put an ice cube in there?

Your rock didn't make it. Your rock melted, sorry. Because like in Alaska and Antarctica, they're just giant rocks. Oh yeah, essentially. Giant cold rocks. Like if you go to the Arctic, it's like, what is the difference between an ice sheet and a mountain? You know like if you're walking on an ice sheet. It's no different from walking on a freaking mountain plateau. Whatever

There's like deep cold crevices down there that you can fall into Oh, yeah ones that are blanketed by a thin layer of snow so you can't even see and then Terrifying. Falling into a crevice, besides your mom's crevice. I fall into, come on man, yeah. Falling into one of those by yourself, terrifying because if you slip into one of those bad boys,

let's say you're mountaineering and you don't see one, and you go whoop! You're not getting out, dude. Mountaineering, that's what it's called, right? I think mountaineering mountaineering. So it's a term. It's right. Yeah, I'm a mountaineer. Yes Yeah, but I'm a chocolatier a chocolatier a mountaineer a dungeon ear Dungeoneering sounds like a cool skill in an RPG. You do a lot of dungeoneering still you're still I I came into work today and Guess what was open on your desk?

Well, I'm not gonna guess because I already know. Finding Isaac. Finding Isaac. Well, what is like the new, okay, so for you, I'm interested in, for those going, this isn't entertaining. It's game time, guys. Yeah, it's game time. It's video game discussion time.

I'm gonna talk about games with my brother, Matthew. Here we go. So, it's game time. We're gonna talk about games with my brother Matthew. Here we go. So Other than the randomness because that that is usually the pool of like oh it's different each time. What is Another pool from the game that's keeping you there. Is there still more for you to accomplish? There's so much to accomplish. That's the thing. It's like because I I'm trying to beat like all of the different, I'm trying to get all the different achievement marks with all the different characters on hard mode. So when you beat like a specific path as a certain character, you get a mark. Like each character has a little like sheet and then you get a mark every time you beat

a new path basically. And I'm trying to get all of those for each character and each time you unlock one of those you get usually like a new item unlocked. What's the hardest character? In Matt Watson, if you were to make a let's say a top five hardest characters to play as. I don't. Five, four, three, two, number one. Who would be number one? Who's your like least favorite to play as? Well based on just the ones I have unlocked, there's one called Lilith who is blindfolded

and there's like a little bat that follows her and that's what shoots the tears. You don't even shoot the tears from yourself. You don't do it yourself? Like wait, so like- Well you do control the tiers, but they just come from the thing that's floating behind you.

So it's like, it's very wonky. I have, guys, you'll be happy to know I have beat. I've done several runs where I've won as Lilith on hard mode. But it's a little tricky. What keeps me in the game is, besides the randomness, is like that feeling of of it's like the building feeling like as you're building a character's build throughout a run you know like upgrading

your your stats and stuff that journey of upgrading and finding new items and getting better and better and better like that is so satisfying to me. Do you feel like through each it's almost like through each run? It's like oh, this is more of a quote-unquote I guess strength build or this is more of a speed dexterity build where like You'll go through and let's say one one playthrough you have a lot of health and your tears are slower But they deal a lot more damage or you'll go through and you're a little quicker and your tears are faster and it's more about like chipping damage Oh, yeah, like taking big chunks

It's kind of just what the cards on the type of build that that that you develop because you don't purposely like Make these choices and like up your strength up the tear damage. It randomly falls into your lap But what is, what are you most gracious for? What are you most thankful for? Let me, let a brother think. I think what I like high damage the most because like that's obviously just rips people apart. It's kind of the most like childish answer.

It's like when the bullet does a lot of hurt, it's what's fun. Hey, it's the same thing because I'm connecting you right now, because we're both playing a game and obsessed with something, Elden Ring. There's people who love the big bonk weapons in the game, which are just weapons that, like, it would be the difference between this much health being taken from a boss and then this much health

being taken from a boss. Yeah, the high damage stuff is my favorite, but the problem is the stuff that's like the really high damage tends to be, at least at the base level, it tends to the stuff that's like the really high damage tends to be at least at the base level. It tends to be stuff that like you really have to charge up for a while and you get like one shot of it. Or it's like a single bullet or tear that just goes whoop. And it can be a little tricky,

but I really like when I can shoot a lot of tears very fast and they move really fast. That's the most satisfying and high damage is the most satisfying. And high luck? High luck is fun. You get a lot of coins and shit. Are Gone the Days of what was his name our favorite character for a time? Kain?

I'm sure it's Kain. No, I still play as Kain all the time. Is Kain your favorite still? Or is the redheaded one? Has the redheaded one ever been a favorite of yours? I can't remember. Which one is the redheaded one? Isn't there like an orange-haired character?

Yes, and I should know it off the top of my head. And I feel like I'm embarrassing myself. Because I thought you used to like playing as that one. Lazarus. Lazarus. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I used to like playing as Lazar one. Lazarus. Yeah yeah yeah. I like Lazarus, I used to like playing as Lazarus because you would get revived when you die but I like, I don't know, probably my favorite is it's Kayn because you unlock later on after you beat a certain boss as Kayn, you unlock this starting item called the paper clip which lets you open gold chests just always for free without keys and plus all pills are good that's

that's what I loved about I love like pills my favorite thing in the game when I was this was maybe like a couple months ago whenever I was doing some runs because I was in the binding of Isaac kind of with you yeah yeah I'm getting on stream a little more we were goofing together for a bit and up I need to shit you have to shit I need to shit real bad poop out of your oh yeah I can feel it in like the culinary school Really and I am and I had you know I'm eating better mostly but Sunday was a fun day for me So I decided to have some pizza and that's been it's been brewing up a storm. What type of pizza Papa John's there's Papa John's God I was Papa John's it was it was the ultimate pepperoni pizza Papa John's And you know I I shook all those Parmesan cheese packets

in the red pepper flake packets. With the garlic dipping sauce? I got a spicy garlic dipping sauce. Oh, jeez, dude. You gotta go evacuate those bowels. Yeah, and I just, oh great, ad reads. Perfect. There was enough time for them, so it kind of works out.

Yeah, yeah. You gonna go blast a little shit? Mm-hmm. Nice. For some reason, the ad reads haven't started yet, so. That's on Luke. Uh, Luke, you know, there's... We gotta talk to him about, like, cues. I really gotta shit.

Luke, come on, Ryan really has to shit. Please go to the ads. Oh, sorry. Uh, and now here are some, uh, fun... Here's a fun ad or two or a few. Still hasn't. Luke, bro, go to the ads. Ryan has to poop.

He's gonna poop the chair. Luke, I'm going to shit myself. Oh my God. This video hasn't made me laugh like this in a long time. It's so goddamn funny. Oh my god guys. Come on play that, play that Luke. Play the clip Luke, show the people. Oh, that was actually got too big genuine. Also play the laugh when Matt was alone in here by himself watching it play play the first time I watched it

Pretty pretty pretty big laugh. You don't hear laughs like that often from me. No, you don't aim for the audio I need to step up my game, I guess. Well, no, it's just... that was really funny. Yeah. You're really, really, really funny, but nothing would get me laughing. It was that really, really, really all lowercase, but the other one was really funny. It was just all caps or something, is that why? Because I had more realies than the other one, but...

No, I mean, yeah, capital R on that one. And then yours are all lowercase, but you could argue that that's more important. But for the audio listeners, it was a video of a man dressed up as Michael Jackson on what I'm assuming were some kind of like roller blade shoes. And he's moonwalking backwards down the street really fast and the camera is moving with him and he just fucking slams into a into like a pole, a street pole and it's really fantastic stuff guys. It's really top notch but every now and then I'll find an internet video or an internet thing that just fucking kills me like like the old man eating the paint like I

Showed you that on an animal crossing episode. I think and you're you were giggling hard. You okay? Yeah, just a little carbonation was coming up You okay, dude, I'm good how was uh, how was the fecal Adventure it's still I can still feel the How was the fecal adventure? I can still feel the stinging sensation. The stinging sensation? Why does it sting? Just because it was a violent... I don't know, maybe my asshole is used to being a little tight and puckered and this shit really... It was violent? Blew it out of the water.

Really? Did it get outside of the toilet? No, no, no, no, no. It didn't prolapse. It's fine. Oh, okay. But did the feces get outside of the toilet? This is what that looks like.

Yeah, here's a picture of a prolapse just so you guys know what that is. But the poop is all... It was in the toilet bowl, right? There's no... On the outside? No, no, no, no. And on the toilet paper, which went into the toilet bowl right there's no on the outside And on the toilet paper which went into the toilet bowl the piece you showed me to yeah Maybe you showed me Luke and maybe roll that clip to Yeah, I don't know it's a little let me see oh Jesus dude, that, yeah.

It's the s- it's not the smell, it's just the- the- the texture. No, it's also the smell. It's like formaldehyde almost. I'll go try to... It's very opaque. Oh. God damn. Are you ever worried about your colon, colon saga, you know, making its grand return?

Ryan's colon part two. I am worst case scenario. Eventually it it's cancer, but it's the most treatable form of cancer. Colon cancer is? Or it's, it's, it's not the most treatable. It is the survival. It's like one of the lowest deaths. Yeah, as a high, a very high survivability rate.

Yeah. That and prostate cancer, I believe. Dude, if I got prostate cancer and you got colon cancer, we'd be like besties, you know? Wouldn't that be funny? God, we should pray for that to happen. We both have different types of cancer in our ass. It would be the first time I think that two podcast hosts had cancer at the same time we're going

through it together because usually one takes all the fucking attention. Could you imagine how well our numbers would do if we both had cancer? Maybe we could just you know here and there around the office, just let the microwave run for a minute. Well, maybe take a nap next to the microwave going on for about 30 minutes or so. I'm sure, you know, when you open the microwave, you know how it stops cooking. I'm sure there's a way to go in there with a screwdriver and bypass something where it will do the microwave while the door's open.

I guarantee there's a way to do that. Is there a limit for how long you can leave a microwave running? Of course the answer is more than likely yes, but what is that limit? If I go out there right now to the microwave, do you think I could set like 99 minutes on it and see if it would actually go and do that?

Like 99, 90? Because it's producing heat. You know what? I'm gonna go see what the max I can do on the microwave is and I'm gonna record my journey so you guys can watch or listen along. And we're gonna find out how long I can keep the microwave going. So here's that segment. We'll be right back with the show. Sink! Sink! Stop dude, don't do that. All right, let's see.

Okay, here's the microwave. Can we do not, I can't even press the nine. What the hell? What? What's going on? Time cook, 99.99. Okay. Oh, wow. Okay, it does let me do that.

It's counting down from 99, 99, 99 minutes and 91 seconds remaining. So I'll just leave this going and hopefully doesn't cause any issues. Luke's in the other room so I'm sure he'll be alerted if anything goes wrong. We're back! Hope you enjoyed that segment. Matt's microwave segment has officially concluded, but yes, I set the microwave to 99 minutes and 99 seconds and I just let it go and it's still going. Luke is editing nearby though. Not SuperMega, it's Matt's. Oh, it can be SuperMega's microwave.

I just did it because of the elevation. Well, because then I want a little segment. You can have your own segment. I had Mega's microwave. I just did it because of the animation. Well, because then I want a little segment. You can have your own segment. I had Matt's microwave segment. You can have like Ryan's. Ryan's cheese review. Oh, okay.

Pocket cheese, bro. You always have one on hand. It's very impressive. I will now review Asiago cheese made by Belgeo-G Geo Geo so that's actually how it's pronounced and Ryan just pulled a piece of cheese out of his pocket ladies and gentlemen all right he's giving it a sniff now oh do you want me to hold the mic up to you look it looks like plastic right It doesn't look like a cheese. It looks like a Like it like a little candle made out of wax Okay, how is it? He's put the cheese into his mouth ladies and gentlemen. He's chewing it

He's gurgling the cheese Chew it into a nice paste and then gurgle it Reviewing cheese the same way you do like a sommelier does with with wine. Sommelier? Somalian? Not a sommelier. But I will say. Yeah. Luke likes his cheese a lot. This Asiago? Mmhmm. And me? It's cheese. It's cheese. Okay. And I'm not one to complain about cheese. I love cheese. I know And I'm not one to complain about cheese. I love cheese. I know you're not.

You're probably the last person to ever complain about a cheese. But this cheese right here, yeah. Probably my least favorite snacking cheese we have at the office. Not my least favorite snacking cheese, but the cheese that we have in the office is my least favorite. Okay.

So I don't like its texture as much. I can't really pinpoint what Osseago tastes like because I've only really ever had Osseago when it's on like the Wendy's Osseago Ranch Chicken Club. Which is delicious. It is really good. The homestyle Wendy's Osseago, it's tasty stuff. But I actually did buy cheese last week

at the grocery store and I made myself a charcuterie board the other night. It's goat cheese, dude it was blueberry goat cheese. And then it was also, you got crackers, huh? Oh, I got crackers, dude. Water crackers? No, not water crackers.

What crackers did you use? People look at us and they go, water crackers! Oh, come on now, what crackers you use, son? Club crackers. Club crackers, they're about, they're... Club's great. Club's great, yeah. You know, and the green box, the little rectangles there, those are my favorite with the charcuterie board. Those you can eat just without, without anything honestly, and they're still so buttery and delicious. Yeah, water crackers are really good though. They are just very plain. And you know, I wanted to spice it up. So. But that's, it's only there to add the crunch

and to provide some structure. Yeah. To what you're putting on top of it. Usually, on the cracker is where the flavor resides. You got the cheese, a jam of your choice, whether it be pepper jelly or honey. Which I had. Or something.

And then, that doesn't it doesn't have to end there Matthew because you can add nuts as well. I'm not a big nut guy when it comes to charcuterie. Do you like fruits though? I do I like you know I'm a bit more of a fruity guy yeah. And apple apple slice apple with cheese is always gonna be delicious. I got some apricots. Ooh, I don't think I like apricots really Let me look I like them. What do they look like? They're like like round and orange. I'm kind of flat. No, you know can't do it really I love them and people also on a recent stream. We said apricot and people it's apricot apricot

It's yeah, you know what tomato tomato apricot a Apricot, it's, you know what? Tomato, tomato, apricot, apricot. And I had some pepper jelly, which I bought in Charleston, South Carolina and brought home with me. I love pepper jelly. Pepper jelly is the best for me. Like honey's great and stuff to put on,

but something about the flavor that pepper jelly introduced, especially with that, with goat cheese, like a softer cheese. That's what I did. I had goat cheese, I had, there was, I got two goat cheeses. There's one that was like blueberry and it had like blueberry preserves in it. And then there was another goat cheese

that was a mixture of blueberry and some kind of spicy pepper. I forgot what it was, but it was fucking delicious, dude. Goat cheese is the best with pepper jelly on in my opinion a club cracker a water crackers also good and I put some salami on top oh how could I have forgotten the meat the meat yeah I yeah any any type of meat honestly I'm trying to think of like well of course not like fucking chicken and steak or whatever the fuck but just raw chicken slices like charcuterie

meats yeah like a lot of cured or dried meats thinly sliced salami. I love a little salami. Salami is delicious What's that? What's it? What's the meat that's typically like? Very thinly sliced that is prosciutto prosciutto god. It was so good Prosciutto is is prosciutto the one that's like very kind of like slimy and fat and like raw I Feel like for some reason in my head prosciutto is prosciutto the one that's like very kind of like slimy and fat and like has raw I Feel like for some reason in my head prosciutto is raw meat and I Don't know I might be spreading misinformation. That's true prosciutto is raw meat guys I feel like prosciutto is done the way that like I don't know if I put it in the same category as like Pepperoni and mm-oni and stuff like that.

I'd say that. It's like an Italian thinly sliced meat that you can eat with your fingers and goes well with cheese. Fuck yeah. Dude, but I made this charcuterie board. I had my crackers do that. Was this yesterday? This was Friday. Friday. You didn't invite me over to enjoy some cheese and crackers? No, no, no.

Pepper jelly? No, listen. I wasn't planning a big thing. It was actually at like cheese and crackers? Well, I wasn't. No, no, no. Pepper jelly? No, listen, I wasn't planning a big thing. It was actually at like 2 a.m. when I did this. I just got really hungry. Wow, since when is cheese not a big thing? No, it is a big thing, but I wasn't planning it in advance. This wasn't like some kind of, like, you know, this isn't like I'm not inviting you to my

party or something. It's just, it's literally just, I was making myself some crackers. I was hungry. It was a midnight snack and I put the cheese on the plate and I got some apricots and some dried cherries and pepper jelly, but I also tried some cherry preserves, which I liked as well. And then I cut up some, get this, here's the kicker, besides the three types of salami I had,

I cut up some gouda and some ghost pepper gouda. God, ghost pepper gouda. Mm-hmm. I had two types of gouda. You bought a bunch of different cheeses. Were you just in a cheesy mood? I was feeling cheesy, brother. Where did this come from?

No, I was just at the grocery store and I made the cardinal error of going grocery shopping while I was starving. Yeah. I was starving when I went grocery shopping. I think that's the best time to shop. It is. Because then you'll get all the snacks and little things

that you'll crave throughout the next week. You end up spending more money, but you do get stuff that you will thank yourself for later. Because if I go grocery shopping and I am not that hungry, I'm just going to get just the bare necessities, the mother's nature's recipes. But if I go hungry, I get all sorts of little shits and trinkets from my tummy and I thank myself So I just saw the cheese section and I was like I got it. I got it. Just go crazy on the recipes

What I just went crazy on the cheese section. Yeah, you did just like I'm about to go crazy on another ad read Do you don't you come on? Don't do that dude seriously some more ads. Yeah ads yeah okay set that down okay so I actually got this shirt from Super Mega my piss has never flown so so freely really it was fantastic dude it slid right out of my urethra into the toilet bowl did note pebbles of fecesces Not a single pebble of feces. No brown just yellow. Okay. Okay, or actually I wouldn't even say yellow. It was more clear Oh, I've been hydrating with this though that monster energy zero sugar monster energy, which monster is if everyone looks Clear. Yep. So you don't have to worry about like it I'm like how long are we going to ignore the fact that you just poured Monster on the carpet?

I'm like do we just breeze past it or do we commit to the bit and breeze past it and let the sugary drink soak into the carpet on the set and stain or do we? You guys can see on my face i'm like contemplating if i should continue uh but wanting to clean up the monster got the best of me it's the monster in me you know it's uh this carpet is really nice in here i will say this in here for emergencies oh it's smart yeah it's smart to have some fucking paper towels in here. You never know when it's gonna get wet and wild Yeah, get that monster out of the carpet brother Was it what was he don't you have to like when you dab stuff out you have to like keep a rhythm of something

What yeah, I mean you have to do rhythmic pumps to get the most out of it like that Yeah, stay alive stay alive I Stayin' alive, stayin' alive, huh, huh, huh, huh, stayin' alive. I think that you probably got it. I can barely see it. I can see a small dark spot. What? You, okay, you just threw that wad of paper towels over there, but it hit something and it sounded like something was about to collapse. Did you hear that?

Like rickety like, close theH! Ryan close the door again! Okay, now the door is shut and the monster is cleaned out of the carpet. I can see your nipple and that's Ryan's penis. He pulled his penis right out of his gym shorts, right out the side. I'm trying to make it a fun experience this podcast for you buddy. Oh dude, it's very fun. I'm putting a lot of effort and work. It's very fun. It's been like a fucking rollercoaster of the senses

and emotions to me. I'm sitting here. I watch you pour monster on the carpet. You watch me eat some cheese? Mm-hmm. I had to go poop earlier. You had to poop? I went and I set the microwave to 99 minutes and 99 seconds,

which is still going, by the way. Is it? Mm-hmm. And then. Did you actually set it? Yeah. It should be fine, though. Luke is out there editing.

Oh true, true. If anything happens he'll... If he have his headphones, if there's a frequency change, he could hopefully get it. He's pretty good at detecting frequencies and stuff, I think. But yeah, Ryan pulled his penis out of his gym shorts.

It was, Luke probably saw it too, unfortunately. I don't think Luke saw that one. Okay, right? You were facing fully this way. I think I kept it away from Luke's eyes. You don't think Luke saw that one. Okay right? I think I seen fully. I think I kept it away from Luke's eyes. No you don't want Luke seeing that thing. No. You made the mistake of letting him see it once back at the old super megaplex. I've never and I don't know if I like this is the only way I could I think effectively describe Luke's reaction is feral. Yeah it

was almost like a wild like a wild like a badger or something. I was gonna say the same thing. It was like a like this feral beast that has just like detected pheromones of a mating partner that's in heat. I don't know why I did that sound. I think it was a good sound dude, I'll be honest. Do you ever have those things where like you you just have like a canned reaction for something like your brain It's almost like the the inside out characters are just like Matt said something react and was like yeah Just like in the mail videos were like ooh It's like that one of those. Yep. It's like it's like it's it

You don't know what you're gonna react to but your your brain is ready to fire. I gotta react I gotta make sure that that people are entertained. That was a good reaction too. It was a quick face and a little sound right and I was cute. It was very cute. Okay. It was adorable. And my titties are cute as well. Mm-hmm. And actually quite a barrage of the senses because right before. Maybe if you could say it with in a full sentence I would be able to appreciate that your your titties look really cute today Ryan but it's it is true because right before you exposed your your genitals to me I looked up and you can actually hear me say it in the clip I could see your

nipple erect through your t-shirt so I saw your nipple through the shirt and then I immediately looked down about 10 inches to my penis And to your penis maybe a little more than 10 inches. I don't know but and you know What I just did there was just a classic kind of move. It wasn't a dominance thing It was more like it was just like a banter. It's it's it's kind of like the same thing If for example, if you're at a party and you see someone who you find attractive, and you want to, you maybe want to, you know, break the ice. Maybe want to sex them up a bit.

Maybe just flash them your genitalia. Right. And then go, no fair, you saw mine. Yes, dude, that works wonders. Every time that works. I've done that at countless parties and it has a pretty high success rate. Every time it works, it works every time that works. I've done that countless parties and it has a pretty high success rate Every time it works. It works every time. Yep But you know people might also go you Ryan exposed his genitals to his to his friend and

non-romantic life partner You know, he didn't ask to see them. He just showed them to him but you know, he didn't ask to see them. He just showed them to them. But, uh, I would say seeing each other's genitals at this point is, is not what it once was. It's not shocking to say we used to shock each other with this type of stuff. Well, I think buttholes always shocking. Yes. We used to do this gag. Uh,

the closer I am to 30, the more I start talking about these, these gags we used to do do the more I'm like, huh the Yes It is. Yep. It's that one You guys look on screen. You could see the motion Ryan was doing we would uh scream from down the hall or something Hey, I need your help with something. Yeah, something's heavy. Hey, can you come up here real quick? Yeah, you like, you know, you act like something is falling on you, need help. I come running down the hall.

And I was like, hey, come look at this. You know, you're just walking, expecting your friend. I meant you're editing a video or something. And then you have no pants. Yep. It's down around the ankles. The balls hanging, and the asshole exposed. You're grabbing your legs like right here.

Oh, yeah. Doing a little bit of this. And it's just, that dude. The nuts are flopping up and down. The butthole is visible. Classic 2015 to 17 Super Mega. Dude, we gotta bring that one back. No, that ended in 2016 too, maybe I think.

I don't know if we brought it in the 2017. I don't remember doing it at our apartment when we lived together. I exclusively remember doing that at Markiplier's house. That was like strictly a Markiplier's house thing. I don't know why. I don't know either. We never did it to Mark. No, no, no, no. I don't think he would have appreciated that one. No, no, no. You and I can joke with each other like that, but I feel like if we had been like, Yo, Mark, come here! And Mark's like, what?

Comes down the hall and then we have our assholes spread and our nuts flopping around. Gotcha! What the fuck is this? I don't think he would react kindly. I mean, we could test it. We haven't actually seen him in person in many years. I want to- We can invite him over for the first time in years and maybe surprise him as the he's

like, I'm finally going to see Matt and Ryan again. And he walks through the door and boom, we're both doing it. OK, he's only five years older than us. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But at the time, it seemed for some reason, I don't know why, but like when I was in my early 20s, and it seemed like he was, to me, like his like early 30s already. Yes. I mean he He's in his mid 30s now. I saw him as uh

Well really just in your early 20s age gap feels so much bigger. It's kind of like the classic um Oh, what is it? You know? like in my family when even I have cousins that are three to four years older than me, right and when we were younger, let's say like middle school even like Maybe high school a little bit just specifically middle school when you're younger. Yeah, it's just like that age difference to me It's like it was a whole different world Like I could not relate on,

and they could not relate to me on any plane or whatever. But then I found that after like college-ish for some reason, me and those cousins, like I became closer with my older cousins because we could actually start to like, oh, we're both adults that think and have opinions and we're both like,'re both in our 20s now you know yeah yeah yeah but early 20s you still kind of have that like mindset

from high school or college where it's like someone older than you by a little bit feels so much older because like in middle school not not even middle school if I was in fourth grade a fifth grader seemed like so much more mature and older than me and I remember always being intimidated by even was in fourth grade, a fifth grader seemed like so much more mature and older than me. And I remember always being intimidated by even like in fourth grade, a fifth grader was intimidating to me. In fact, a fifth grader still is intimidating to me. Well, just go look at the pictures you took freshman year and then the picture you took senior year. Yeah.

It's like it's always like I what changed for me was like I don't know like your bone your face Changes that's another part of you gain like facial structure and stuff I think that's another part of it like I got my jaw in high school I was more noticeable age difference because you have before puberty and then like after puberty Yeah, you have what like 14 year olds coming into high school and then some of them are leaving 18 19 like the youngest is maybe 13 coming in if it's then some of them are leaving 18, 19. Like the youngest is maybe 13 coming in if it's like some sort of weird birthday thing. It's like a smart kid and then skip a grade and then on the opposite end of that

spectrum some people are like 19 leaving. I remember just cuz one of my friends is a teacher he was just kind of like it was really strange one year because I had just, he had just gotten into teaching. Right. And it was, I think he got into teaching when he was, he taught his first class maybe at 22, 23 or something like that. That's crazy to me, yeah. And he had a student that was 19. In high school? And I believe he was like maybe 22, yeah, like a 19 year old senior. And so it was weird for him to like lead a class with someone who's like three years

younger than him or something like that technically. Well what's also so crazy to me is that when you're in school growing up, teachers seem so much older than you, like generations older, even the younger ones. It's like, there's such a huge gap. Well, it's that five o'clock shadow. Oh yeah, it is. But then you find out that your teachers, like some of them looking back,

I had teachers that were 22, 23. Yeah. And looking back, I'm like, damn, that's really young. And they were teaching classes, and for some reason, they still feel so much older than me, even though, well technically they are now. But they had power over you. They did, yeah.

And I think that, I think that like the age difference between us and Markiplier when we first like, were working with him was, it just, it made it feel like he was so much older and now it's not as much of that But it's like it's also just I guess the authority. I think it was mainly the authority of like Not so much that he was older, but like he was also our boss right and was older there was a sense like he was older especially at the time because when I

I think I'm trying to remember when I 21 not when I first met Mark oh not when you met Mark no when I first met Mark I was eight no I want to say I was eight no okay it was was it 20 I'm trying to remember when we did danger and fiction that was the first syndigo. Well, I'm gonna have a 2012. I think it was 2012 So I was like I was 18 when I went mark and he was that that means that I would have put him at like 23 yeah So like even there like an 18 and like 23 like feels like a huge in my in my head at the time of 18 I'm like, oh

23 he He knows probably some more stuff. he's lived like the adult life of more than I have I'm just out of high school and then when you get into your 20s at least this is how I felt throughout all of my 20s I'm like at least nearing into my late 20s and 30s throughout my 20s I was I was like, fuck, I don't feel like I am much older. I think that things started, of course you change your personality or your interests and stuff throughout your life, even when you're a kid and stuff, it scales. But I don't know, something like the 20s

I thought I would I thought it was going to be a lot more grown-up feeling Yeah, yeah, yeah, but then like getting into it. I mean maybe it's just because you get into the the grind Sometime in your 20s you usually get you like first job and you start the grind Well part of it and you feel like you're doing more But then like I remember mentally even when I was I remember like 27 26. I'm like I mentally And you feel like you're doing more, but then like, I remember mentally, even when I was, I remember like 27, 26, I'm like, mentally I still feel like I'm like 21. And maybe that's part of the fucking YouTube shit. I mean yeah, it might be because we're YouTubers.

Yeah, and we don't have to like actually get in a suit and tie and go like meetings and all this stuff. I think if we had traditional careers, we would probably feel a lot older than we we or we probably feel our age. Yeah. But I don't know it's like I think part of it too is when you're younger and you look forward into your 20s like mid 20s like 24 feels like that's a grown-ass adult I'm gonna have all my shit together at 24. But then when you're 24 you're so young you don't feel like a grown-ass adult. It's have all my shit together at 24 but then when you're 24 so young you don't feel like a grown-ass adult I'm looking in the future always seems like older and more complicated and like mature but then it

sneaks up on you and once you hit that it's like all relative it well you don't feel that anymore you think of it at 28 you're gonna be mature I think it's closely linked to also like aspirations to. Like you see yourself as young, like it's like let's take it to driving, you know, like once you once I drive the world is my oyster and then once we get into driving, you know, there's a curfew you have to follow at first, there's like strict guidelines and blah blah blah but then all of a sudden now I remember every now and then when I'm driving on the road even today I'm like damn I just I'm just doing this now like this is just a thing that like big deal yeah but like going into it you know

it's scary at first when you're driving I was so scared the first time I drove by myself I like a bell and then I went to my church parking lot. Ooh, did you ever, this doesn't even really train you for driving, but I remember when I was in the neighborhood, my mom would let me like reach over from the passenger seat as she like was slowly and I'd be able to like turn and just kinda steer it a little from the fucking passenger seat as like a 15 year old. She also let me do a little reaching over

from the passenger seat. Hey, your mom did? And your mom, both of them would. She would let me do a little reaching over from the passenger seat. Your mom did? And your mom, both of them would. My dad would let me sit on his lap. Actually looking back, I was probably a little too old to be doing this, but my dad would be controlling the gas and the brakes and he would let me do the steering wheel. Once we got into the neighborhood, this was not on the freeway.

But I did do that some to kind of train and yeah, learning to drive was... God, that was so long ago. It's so weird to think about. I've been driving for like 13 years, 14 years. Now it's just like... Half my life. You remember when you're a kid and you need someone who drives because you have to have someone take you. Yeah, and it seemed like, you know, there are goalposts throughout life. I guess like to take it back. It's like when you're...

Like when I was 18 or something and I'm thinking about when I was 21 when I'm gonna be 24 or 25. I'm like, oh that's so much older, but I think a lot of that was linked to like, oh, my aspirations are like, oh, hopefully, you know, we've gotten a little more successful with this YouTube thing. I'll be good. Hopefully financially here. I'll have this and that like you you kind of start dreaming of like the aspirations of which you want. Right. And then when you finally get to that age, and you haven't met those goals, it brings you finally get to that age and you haven't met those goals,

it brings you back down to earth and you're like, Oh, like the, it's, it's not like there's some sort of barrier. Once you break through from 18 and you go into your twenties, you're just like, your brain is like, I'm an adult now and I know how to do everything. It's something you're always looking towards and it's not an actual goal. You have to put active work into like your maturing and stuff like that. So which you know having a YouTube job you don't really have to do for the job. Well I think that being a YouTuber has made me one of the most mature in our in my friend circle you know in the people in my life I'm probably the most mature and thoughtful and wise in terms of years because of being a YouTuber.

And for the sake of keeping our listeners, I'm sure every single one of our listeners, I don't know about any other YouTubers, are also very highly intelligent, mature, they have a lot of self-respect for themselves and a lot of self-reflection and maturity that they've taken advantage of throughout their growing process of watching us. And everyone who's watching us is just a wonderful, intelligent, strong person. That's right. Every single one of our listeners,

that's what sets the SuperMega fan base aside from Ray William Johnson's fan base or Shaye Carl's. Well, that and our sticker club. That in our sticker club as well. Because that's how you know someone's intelligent is if they've got some super mega stickers getting delivered to their front door every month, check it out. Guys. Look at August stickers. I'm going to open the envelope. Okay. I'm trying to look happy. Oh fuck. I forgot to put the stickers in this one.

So I fucked up. I didn't put the stickers in this one so Fucked up. I didn't put the stickers in that one yet. They're out there. They're on my desk. Oh Yes, two stickers fuck I fucked up, dude It just has the secret surprise insert card, but not the stickers fuck dude But speaking of fuck dude, there's a lot of fuck dudes on screen right now These are all the fuck dudes of the week. Every name scrolling by right now, that is a member of our sticker club and our producer or executive producer tier and we would not be able to do this show without them so if

you would like to get your name credited right here on screen with the Funny Brothers, all you gotta do is go to our Patreon and Sign up for the second or third tier the first tier is five bucks that gets you all the content forever and always but if you want a little extra like monthly stickers delivered to your door and Producer credit in the podcast that's tier two and or three executive producer. So hello Hey, I have an envelope for a very strong intelligent super mega fan me there you go okay there we go whoa there's stickers in here whoa so I open here can you put the mic towards my mouth all right watch this guys you get the little envelope in the mail it's a

collectible envelope changes colors oh oh It's a collectable envelope, changes colors. Oh, oh, there's a little collectable funny card, but I can't show you guys what that is. But then you look in. Oh my goodness, what is this? There's two stickers this month. One of them is a license. Two stickers.

It's a license plate that says Super Mega. And then this one is a personal favorite. It's you and me. Ryan McGee and Matt Watson as like Dreamcast graphics. But look at this. I'm going to peel it. Hold on. Hold on. I'm trying to peel it.

Look, look, look guys. It's got a clear background so you can just slap this little guy on just about anything. You see that? Luke, zoom in on that. That's beautiful. My favorite is the license plate one. Here it is. That's the, it's the license, it's the license plate one.

Yeah, and so if you want those, okay, first off, if you're a fan of this podcast, thank you very much. Thank you for listening. Just listening is great. If you were wondering, is there some sort of like monthly membership program I can sign up to support them, because I like them so much and not only that I'll get the extra content and the like as well. Well, we have a place for that. It's called patreon

We have three tiers the first tier You just get a lot of behind the scenes a lot of shows and you get for example One of the shows is an extended podcast and you get, for example, one of the shows is an extended podcast section. Every episode has more. So after Super Mini Show, right after this episode, if you want to keep watching, there's an extra sloppy serving of this podcast. So you can go to the Patreon for five bucks a month. You'll get access to the Super Mini Show.

And you wouldn't believe it, Ryan, but while you were out getting stickers, I let them know about the goods. Oh my goodness. Yeah. No way. So they know that they're, you already mentioned that if they get the second tier that their names are popping up. I let them know about the goods. Oh my goodness. Yeah. No way. Uh huh. So they know that they're, you already mentioned that if they get the second tier that their

names are popping up? Their names are on screen and they get stickers and all the content. But that's the second tier, not the first tier. The first tier is the extra content. Right. Just everything on the Patreon. The second tier is the sticker tier. Yes.

And the third tier is the executive producer tier, which you told them about, which you get stickers as well and you get your name in a special epic little box as well that's separate from the other producers that are the second tier. We custom programmed our buddy who's smart custom program this whole system for us. It's actually really cool where the executive producers it takes different emojis and puts it'll randomly choose which one out of like a hundred something and puts it next to the executive producers name so every week you'll get which emoji did you get yeah so you guys can enjoy that a little bit

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Just because, uh, the Star Wars game. Oh yeah, we're gonna be Star Warsing. It is cold, it is freezing. It is fucking freezing in here. The cold air is blowing on me, you got a jacket. Oh, it's blowing straight on you, yeah. I'm done! Okay, well we can just end it here.

Thank you guys for listening, we love you! Bye! I need a jacket. You can turn the AC off, it's really, really cold. Turn it off. Just hit that shit, it works too good. They fixed, they overfixed the AC. Luke, end the fucking episode. Thank you.