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Episode Date: June 3, 2024

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And what I did after we wrote the book was I wanted to be able to enjoy it the same way that you know Anyone else would but because you know, I wrote it with you. I knew what happened and I didn't like that so what I did was I Hit my head really hard a couple times On the concrete on purpose. I kind of set up a whole Like system where I would fall back and tie my hands in front of me so I'd hit my head and completely forgot everything that we wrote and every time you read it it's like it's brand new. And I hope that you keep doing that because you get some better ideas you're like what

if we did this and this. It's really I think you should keep it up. The doctor when you went in for your last check-in, noticed the bruising and I was hoping that you could, you talked to him about it and said, oh, I just fell down the steps, but I just don't want him to get in the way of our creativity. No, no, no.

Our success because of our creativity. I said, Doc, I was making a YouTube video, it's makeup. And you said, oh, okay. And also, I don't think I need to do it anymore because I did it several times to the point where now like every other day or so my memory just kind of resets. So it's kind of like on an auto cycle now which is pretty cool. Well, if you like Matt want to you know have your first experience with the book there's

maybe some people who haven't read it yet. This grand adventure of ours. It's not on our main merch website. It's which one? It's below the video. Okay, okay, good. We still have a link. Supermegamart.net. And all you have to do is basically tie your hands

in front of you together and put your feet together. Just fall straight back. You can even actually what helped me was you take a long plank of wood don't give away fucking company secrets dude okay sorry it's a good method though it keeps you from catching yourself anyway how you been bud been all right and welcome everyone to another episode of the super mega, where Matt and Ryan talk to each other about maybe some current events, maybe some topics

that's on their mind that they're interested in. So how about that Trump guy? Dude, Matt Watson and Ryan McGee went and saw Furiosa earlier this week. That's right. And boy do they have some stuff to say. Mm-hmm. Where are all the

epic cool male characters? Mad Max was awesome. Who's he? And then they bitchified him in Fury Road and now there's no Mad Max. There was like a little, if you saw that guy with, there might have been a nod to Mad Max, but there was no male character that could that that that I could see myself There's no representation no that night They might as well have called it Mad Max scene because it was bullshit I stopped they shoehorned these women into into these bad movies They're supposed to be badass and they just they shove this woke bullshit down your throat And I'm sick of it the green place more like the pussy place nice

Gastown more like the pussy place nice gas town more like past gas town, okay I like it. Yeah, it was fun. I'm gonna real world now You know Okay, yeah, so tell me about the movie um it it is a prequel to Mad Max Fury Road specifically. I didn't realize that until the end. Oh that was a prequel! It's kind of a prequel. It's like 20 years before or something. It sounds weird because

everything's being done like this. I almost wonder if it would have been a better property as like a little mini-series. Oh that would yeah maybe. Because I don't know, there's just something, you're not gonna outdo Fury Road because the pacing and the fun and the effects and everything that was in Fury Road is so, I don't wanna say lightning in a bottle, but it's hard to compete with in terms of

making a sequel from it. Right. And I think this did, I thought there was a lot of fun moments. They still had a good bit of entertaining choreography and effects and just ideas in terms of how wastelanders battle out there and yield Australian wasteland. Yeah, it was really, the combat was really fun. Like some movies I get really bored eventually of the combat because like you know characters fighting and then later on in the movie it's like oh

they're still fighting all the time but it's like boring combat. This was really fun creative combat and it was kind of always something new and I liked it. It's not similar to John Wick in the style that they're doing but it's like John Wick in that it keeps you interested on a moment-to-moment basis with the combat where it's not just like a, they shake the camera and get two people to just kinda like throw. Right.

It's a shame what. It definitely didn't feel lazy when it came to the action. No, it's a shame what they did to John Wick 4. I don't wanna talk about that though, it makes me sad. I think there's a lot of John Wick fans who loved it. I know. I thought it was bad. I did not like it at all.

I mean, it wasn't like the worst movie I've ever seen, but I remember when they announced John Wick 4. So we saw John Wick 3 in theaters and it was, I had the best time. And I could not wait for John Wick 4. And then COVID happened. So then we ended up having to wait like years. And then finally- Thanks liberals.

I know. And then it hit, not COVID,, but John wick for finally. Yeah it hit and I I don't know if my expect no my expectations weren't even super I I was just ready for some fun John wick and I thought that I just thought it was not good. I thought it uh Crept up to it didn't fully jump the shark, but it definitely got to like John wicks always been corny, but it's been self-aware. I don't know how to explain it. It was self-aware in its corniness and what it was.

And now, when thinking back on Four, it definitely feels like it's caught up in the, oh, we're making a bunch of these, and we gotta just have little in-wink and nods for everything I thought the what was that character like the blind was it was he blind oh yeah yeah yeah they had the cool like the cool blind guy who could fight blind I really do think my favorite wick movies are one and two two one yeah one and two three is a I, one and two. Three is a, I still like.

I really like three. Probably should have just ended in some way with three. A trilogy, yeah. But apparently they're gonna make a fifth one. Really? I guess, I mean the money's there, right? I mean I don't wanna spoil anything, but I'm kind of curious how they would do that.

Yeah, after he was committed. Yeah. Apparently it was all in his head. Yeah. When he was committed. It was all a dream. Yeah. Imagine if that's what they did in John Wick 4. He wakes up, his puppy's snuggling him still. He's with his wife. It's just like a normal, it's like a rom-com, like the fifth movie is a rom-com. I mean it's just him telling all his friends about this awesome dream he had but all of a sudden in his normal everyday life There's he actually gets in some some some wacky thing happens where he accidentally picks up the wrong suitcase or some Stupid shit like that and then he has these moments Because of his dreams where he'll do like the that's the raven And he'll be able to go back and forth between the John Wick and he'll be like, how am I doing this?

It's because he was John Wick in his head for so long. That's so sick. Honestly dude, like. John Wick five, it was all in his head. Romcom. Bring you on as a writer for these movies. I'm waiting. I'm waiting for my moment to give Hollywood what I got.

Dude, we've said this a million times. There's got to be statistically speaking You know with the number of People who listen to this podcast or watch it there has to be one person who has some connection to Family Guy Come on, dude. It's pulling the fucking rings You doing they were just not on correctly and I wanted to make sure that Hold on. Are you stimming right now?

Is the last one yep No, you put it on correctly Yeah, dude move that cup so so the viewers can see move that move that cup in front of it Yeah It looks really good honestly this bad boy together nice Was that cool? It was really cool. Okay? Yeah, it looked like I didn't give an aphrodite. Yeah, it looks really good honestly this bad boy together nice Was that cool? It was really cool. Okay. Yeah, it looked like I didn't give an aphrodite Yeah, Luke cut out when we're talking about this right now. Just make it like cut back in afterwards Yeah, it's really you know, or maybe throw in one of these hold up

It's badass. Nice. Yeah. Nice, man. You don't give an F. Nope. Like, I don't- Zero Fs. I used to give an F. Now I don't even give an S. It's pretty crazy. And, uh, I think that, uh, I forgot what I was going to say. Um- How much you really want there to be a John Wick 5?

No, I remember. I was saying statistically, there has to be one person who listens to this, who has some kind of connection to Family Guy. Whether their uncle... You want to be guest voices on a Family Guy episode? No, I want you and me to write a Family Guy episode. I want them to give us the power to write one. Kind of like how they got the Game of Thrones writers to write an episode of always sunny in Philadelphia They did that or like direct it right and direct let the funny brothers make an episode of family guy promise It will be the highest rated episode in years I'm come on. Dude. You're not confident

Okay, if you if you allow us to do a Star Wars special The condition because Matt knows Matt is the Star Wars special The condition cuz Matt knows Matt is the Star Wars Man, he's the he's the Star Wars guy. Yeah, that's the name of your YouTube. It's my name That's my new YouTube channel Star Wars guy Do you think like now we've gotten to a place in YouTube where all of those types of names are spent the movie man? Well now it's like the movie dude film dude you're just the is the movie dude there's got I guarantee you you can look all of these up and you can find like 10 channels each I've got the movie dude

rope and I'm gonna look up the star what was it the star Star Wars guy the star wars man yeah I'm gonna do it all in one word just to see if anything... Was it the Star Wars guy? Dude there is... well no... well the movie dude has 37 subscribers and it looks like... Shout out to the movie dude guys, go subscribe! Okay dude there are a lot of the Star Wars guy Look at this guy, check this out dude. Check out the Star Wars guy Oooh! What's his latest video? His latest video... If he Check out the Star Wars guy. Oooh. What's his latest video? His latest video.

If he's such a Star Wars guy. Oh he only has one video and it was seven years ago. What the hell? Review. Bandai Movie Vinyl Collection. Doesn't seem like the Star Wars guy. What? Yeah, he really doesn't seem like the Star Wars guy. This last upload was 2017. See I thought we were at a point in time where like, there is no The Movie Dude.

Really? Because all these people name their stuff like, your movie sucks, I fucking hate films, or I hate everything. I fucking hate films. I hate everything. Dude, I wish he would change his name to that, I fucking hate films. Kinda just like Noob Dude and Gamer for God, we should make new characters. Like, where one of them is like a video essay YouTuber and the other one is like a movie YouTuber.

Gotta make a political commentary YouTuber. Absolutely. Absolutely. Fucking lulule. Check this out, dude. I found another Star Wars guy that I gotta say might be... The man? Star Wars guy that I gotta say might be the man okay well one one of the Star Wars guys is is a is a racist caricature from the 1920s I know to that one but

what about this one I mean in all honesty though there are a lot of there's a lot of Star Wars characters who are racist caricatures in of themselves like right the the flying disgusting Arab cockroach man oh yeah half like cockroach and eater whatever the sand people yeah there's there's the sad people there's a wait have you seen the Asian aliens you know no no dude hold up hold up hold up no way dude I this guy uploaded seven hours ago ooh episode for the Sith Lord review Look at this the Dutch Star Wars guy

He uploads he uploads seven hours ago, and he's got a thousand so check this out Clip this one Matt reacts to racist Star Wars moment. What? What did you say? The amassagers are Jedi Knights, I believe. I knew it. They're here to force a settlement. Destruct them. I will conduct what's serious. So that's just a race of aliens? But they all have like this type of accent? I don't want to do it too much.

Like, can we get away with it now? You know? We've been wanting to for years. Now can we just say we're parroting the Star Wars aliens? I don't want to do it too much. Can we get away with it now? You know? We've been wanting to for years. Now can we just say we're parroting the Star Wars aliens? And every time we do the Chinese accent for anything. Oh, I was doing the Star Wars alien! Come on guys!

Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. Battlefront? Rebels? Rebel? Chewbacca? Chewbacca mom! You know, I can't even... I can't do that. I can't either. The only way I can do is... uh, uh, Chewbacca! Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr But we tried something. Yeah man, that's what's important. You have to try something new every day. I try a new ice cream flavor every day.

Should probably stop with that. I'm just like, you're looking good, but it's like, you know, it's not healthy, it's all. I tried fall leaves was last night's flavor, and it was not good. Yeah, there's only so many flavors before you get into the experimental stuff. Yeah, and you've been making

Some at home too, right? Yeah my ice cream brewery. Yes. It's pretty cool The flavor you gave me that you made I Don't know chocolate spice Well, there's pine straw in it That's just that's you know how like some like like beers will have like cedar Yeah, I thought like adding some like tones of of like straw would make you feel like oh like a nostalgic Back to the farmland of South Carolina. Yeah, I say what you were getting at. It's just it was a lot of pine straw Okay, I can try

I'll work on it. Maybe use the pine straws like a like a saw like a On top just like a single pine straw as like a garnish. okay, you know you don't been trying out a new flavor Pineapple robot us in really if you wanted to try that this week. I've almost I think I've almost got it figured out really Yeah, telling me I you know I can robo trip from your ice cream It just tastes like oh, there's not real robot awesome. Oh I could add I guess I could I just don't have a I don't have a link right now where I'm I can get any You just get it at CVS. You don't need a prescription No, but I don't I can't go to that CVS anymore. That's right. That's right. Is that a lifelong ban?

Or is it just temporary? I'm kind of too afraid to walk to the store cuz like if I go to the store to ask am I am I gonna get arrested On the spot? I wouldn't even go in that vicinity, honestly. They had your picture up for a while, outside the store on street posts and stuff. And some of the other stores nearby even put it up. It was three cans of Pringles, all it was.

But it's what you did with them inside the CVS. I returned them on the shelf to the store, so it's not like they lost it. That was part of the problem. Whatever, it's what you did with them inside the CVS. I returned them on the shelf to the store So it's not like they lost part of the problem. Whatever. It's fine. I want to get past this Well, yeah, we're gonna go to a quick commercial break But stay tuned because the funny brothers will be back in a minute and Matt will show you his erect penis. Yep Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because you know if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small.

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Coming. Look at that. Come on. Not bad, right? Nope, not at all. Well, that was my erect penis for the audio listeners. Welcome back Video watchers slash video listeners as well. You know in a previous episode we we mentioned video listeners We were like there's the audio listeners the video watchers. What about the video listeners and I saw a lot of representation Saw a lot of people put their hands up and go that's me. I feel heard

Do they look at the screen if we say like, Matt's doing something really silly right now? Like they might have looked when I was showing my erect penis. Oh, yeah. Or maybe they just don't care about my erection. Maybe. Maybe they don't want that forced upon them.

But thank you for the between, during the commercial break for helping me get it up. Of course. I'm always here. It's been tough. All it took was about a few winks and a little spit and that's all it needs I know I was actually surprised because I lately especially been having a hard time that medication that I talked about in the first episode

Magestral it uh it zaps my libido completely so it makes it very hard to get in the rush and making work a very stressful time. It's something we've been working out in couples therapy. Business partner therapy, like we're a couple of business partners. And I think Davis is great, and he's good at understanding both of us and helping us come to mutual understandings of things but like I don't know with the libido thing you can't you can't force like me to be like I can't get just get horny with at the snap of a you know and I'm just a and I'm just supposed to

like I'm forced to be penta all my creativity is pent up you know listen I get it because they're on the first my balls are blue the first seven feel bad for me, bro Okay, what you did and you showed me and you literally spray painted them last time to try to convince me purple They are you're doing this to me. I rubber band around it Look at them These are It's on it's not fair Walk did you see that um another billionaire has

announced that he's going to take a submersible to the Titanic wreck to prove that it is safe didn't James Cameron already do this shit though like we've proven that people can do it I know but now this billionaire is it's a new billionaire not that not the one that died and well obviously yeah he uh this new guy is like I'm gonna prove that you know it actually is safe and the industry is fine now to go down there. There's no fucking industry there are a few people who as a hobby decide they want to fund this shit but there's no fucking industry in this. I really like, uh...

Listen, I would never wish for anyone's death, but if this billionaire goes down there, it would be... tragically funny if the same thing happened. It's just like, I would love if this was truly about exploring the ocean floor and the depths and blah blah blah blah blah blah but it's all about like a it's all about a victory ribbon in the end. What's that type of tourism called? It's like exotic tour or it's it's it's the type of tourism like Mount Everest or going to see the Titanic that rich people. Shooting some big cats in Africa? Yeah exactly it's like rich people tourism where you know going to Hawaii isn't isn't enough for for mega rich people They need to do something

They got to feel something, you know, and the only way to elicit those feelings of When you can lie yourself every experience in the world How do you how do you garner that that dopamine that you oh so crave as a human being dude I have like zero respect for the rich people that go and go over to Africa and like hunt those beautiful big animals like like leopards and stuff like our lions it's just it's crazy to me it's like it's just it's just fucked up in my mind those are like such beautiful animals in their own habitat and it's just like, ah, I have a lot of money. I'm gonna shoot that thing and kill it.

Hey, none of their friends have. Look at this lion I killed. True, is the billionaire's slightly poorer friend when he goes on Facebook and sees the picture of him holding the head of a lion he's gonna be jealous. We're so far away from like actual like Davy Crockett type of dudes where I feel like they still want to have that like persona of like I fight animals and I'm a man. It's a tough guy. It's the guy that like drinks beer all day watches Fox, and then is like, you know what, I'm kinda,

I've shot deer. I've shot my neighbor's dog. That's hunting. What's next? People do that. If they're annoyed with their neighbor's dog, there are people who. And then claim it's self defense or whatever.

Yeah. There've been cops and shit who shoot dogs too. I'm sorry about Lego again. I was scared. He shouldn't have been carrying. It's not an open carry state. Yeah. I'm sorry about Lego again. I was scared. He shouldn't have been carrying. It's not an open carry state. Yeah. I'm so.

But people also go out and hunt kangaroo in Australia. I think they actually, there's something about like they encourage hunting kangaroo because there's so many of them. Australian listeners. They're an invasive species. I'm guessing how we treat deer and boar boar specifically because boar super invasive I remember my friend's dad I was it I was sleeping over my friend's house and like not what

your dad does at the bar but no no no it was like eighth or ninth grade and my friend's dad called me and my friend downstairs Because he had to show us this video and he made us watch the whole thing and he was like no stay watch And it was like a seven minute video of a guy in a helicopter with with a like mounted machine gun just slaughtering boar from the helicopter just And he's like isn't that awesome guys send me back to NAMM and he and then my friend was like dad I get it I've seen we've watched the first three minutes I get what this is like no no no no you got to keep watching and then another time he pulled us downstairs and made us watch

this whole video where I remember a Korean Airlines had like a crash landing at LAX and Someone had hoaxed or like pranked the news team to give them the names of people who had died and it was all stuff like holy fuck and You know like racist fake Asian names that sound like something else and he made us watch it and he was Laughing his ass off and he wouldn't let us go upstairs until we watched the whole video. There's some cranking. Oh yeah, Sum Ting Wong, that was one of the names. Nice.

Yeah, so he showed us good videos. Same friend's dad who took me to Hooters and then. Got mad when you wanted to order the same thing as your friend? Yeah, cause that's gay. It is gay. I wanted the patty melt dude. My friend was gonna order it too. He goes, Matt, you can't order the same thing as him. that's gay it is gay I wanted the patty melt dude my friend was gonna order it to you Matt you can't

order the same thing as him that's gay too bad what are you what does he want you to do share it like a couple I go oh so I won't over the same thing we'll split it what and then like you hold like this classic celery sketch that you need so much dude this celery sketch is so fucking funny.

That's a classic YouTube sketch. It is. I miss, there's so many great old YouTube videos from 2007, 2008, 2009, just like old sketch comedy when a lot more people did sketch comedy on YouTube. There's still a good bit. It's a pretty, I think sketch comedy on YouTube. There's still a good bit. It's a pretty, I think sketch comedy on YouTube is, sometimes I get scared.

I'm like, oh is it really like a dying genre and us doing it is like washed up or whatever? And then I remember, no I think it just takes a lot of effort and a lot of people just don't really. whatever and then I remember no I think it just takes a lot of effort and a lot of people just don't really it's like why we're we're not releasing like a sketch comedy like a week because right take time I wish that would be that maybe maybe one day you know when we have 20 people working under the super mega corporation hand and foot you know what honestly one of the biggest things that holds us back from making more sketches it's just our own self-consciousness about our ideas.

I'm just like, oh this is grand, this is funny. We don't want to just make an idea just for the sake of making an idea. You want to have some sort of excitement behind it. There's a lot of times where we'll go through a bit of a drought when it comes to a sketch that we're trying to do because you'll have some ideas, I'll have some ideas. But then eventually there'll be that one idea. Maybe it's an idea from the past Maybe it's a new one, but we both click with it and we get energized to like

At least film it within the next like week or two right pump it out and then we have to wait for like the footage to get all like colored and right Tucker sometimes likes cutting some of the stuff up himself Tucker sometimes like cutting some of the stuff up himself, like selects. And sometimes he does it with the SD card. Cut the SD card in half. Yeah.

That's not what we meant when we said cut the video, Tucker. Now shoot everything. Right, yeah. It's a bit of a time waster. But we've talked about it a little bit. We have a sketch right now that we've kind of had. The thing about the little bit, we have a sketch right now that we've kinda had, the thing about the variety channel, cause we do try to stream every Thursday now,

this is the day that we've chosen. We have a weekly podcast, we also wanna have content for the Patreon, so we're recording that, and it's just about finding the time to interject the amount of time it takes to shoot and edit a sketch comedy because it's a lot more meticulous than something that already has a rhythm to it like like the mail room or a podcast or a podcast yeah so that's why it takes a little longer my my dream and goal would be to like

put out at least some sort of sketch, whether it be short or long form, high production, low production, whatever it is, at least once a month. That's a personal goal I would like to meet. We have a good list of ideas right now. Yeah, we also have some, we would like to collaborate with some people

on some of these ideas, with some people. And I don't wanna give anything away because I always like to be in a surprise. Oh yeah. Ted Cruz. Luke, cut it out. Who, but who else really does sketch comedy besides us? Smosh.

Thing is, I don't keep up with, you know. There's a really funny sketch duo. These two guys from New York who are really cool and they have a sketch comedy channel called Home Planet and I enjoy their stuff. It's very silly. Well maybe it's because people who do sketch comedy eventually move up in the industry

and stop making YouTube sketch comedy and they make Always Sunny in Philadelphia or Workaholics More like twerking my link friend When's the I'm excited for the episode coming out with you and me in it smiling friends. Mm-hmm. Yeah, dude Can I have Can I have some of your bones? No Can I have some of your bones? No.

If you- would you be willing to sign something that says if you die I get to have your bones? No. Because I'm never forgetting the time where you denied me any sort of height man- like height help. No, I'm not going to give you a single inch. But I changed my mind on that. So fuck you. Fuck you. Later on I changed my mind and I told you that I would. Pfft. Is a man incapable of growth?

Pfft. Not you. Or are you just incapable of understanding growth? I already have a preconceived notion of who you are in my brain so I can't allow that to change. You will forever be a demon in my eyes, Matthew Watson. Forever. I said I would give you an inch of my height.

For context. But at one point you said you wouldn't! At first, yes, cause... So nothing else matters? But I thought about it and I realized I was wrong. So I changed my mind. I don't care. I don't care that you've grown and you saw the error in your ways. Well, I want you to be punished for eternity, jackass.

I could. OW! And that's just the start of it. Dude, that hurt! Every time I hit you, I'm gonna hit you on the start of it dude that it hurt every time I hit you I'm gonna hit you on the top of your noggin You're gonna shrink just ever just by by like a mil a hundredth of a millimeter every time and eventually I'll mallet you to my height buster Bonking someone and it's like it's it slightly compresses them and it can never be undone at that point.

Just like, oh damn it! Down another half inch. Like a prank to pull on people. Bonk, ah, you're half a foot shorter. God, you and I would be doing that shit nonstop to each other around the office until we're both like four feet tall. But imagine how cool and fun it would be

to be four foot tall running around the office. Dude, we could get into some mischief with that. We could be like climbing under things and like, like look, we could be small and go like, climb under this and like jump on the couch and. I would like to get in the height where we could not even crawl under that but just run under it. Just dart, maybe a slight little duck.

What is that? That's about maybe 12 inches? About a foot? Yeah, about a foot. Maybe a little over a foot, maybe a foot exactly, honestly. Keep bonking each other. Maybe we can get to the height where you know we're just compressed Only thing is though as you get more compressed you widen so yeah

I don't know we're gonna have to be working out so we don't come across as Stout little little boys. Yeah, I mean if we just stop eating for a month We could do a hunger strike. Oh, we could just find some bullshit cause that makes us look good and just be like, we're not gonna eat until um... Until 1,000 gays get married. Exactly! And they bring back Papa John! Those is demands. Going on a hunger strike for 1,000 gays to marry and bring back Papa John. Still waiting for it. Yeah, it's kind of bullshit, man.

That was a, did the day of reckoning ever come? I don't think it did. Or maybe it- Well, it takes patience. You know, retribution doesn't happen in a day or even a year sometimes. Yeah. This could be generations before Papa's plan truly comes to fruition. Yeah, that's true honestly. I keep thinking like, oh it's been what, four, five years maybe? Yeah, four years ago when Papa John said on the news,

the day of reckoning will come here. The day of reckoning. Exactly, here's the exact clip. I had over 40 pizzas in the last 30 days. Lippie Kirtley and Mark Shapiro should be in jail. He has no pizza experience. He's never been in the pizza category. I would just say, stay tuned.

The day of reckoning will come. The day of reckoning will come? Is that like a, is he saying that like something bad is going to happen to the other pizza people? A reckoning is like a, like a like a a vengeance right? Yeah. So like yeah the day of reckoning the day of retribution like of justice. You could call the rapture the day of reckoning right? Yeah reckoning for the sins. Now reckoning is it now that we've said it several times it's a it's a it's a doesn't sound like a word yeah I'm starting to think it's spelled with a W but I know it's not. W. But rec is. No it's with a K. Let me let me see what rec what the

definition of reckoning is. Rec- I spelled it wrong. Okay. R-E-C-K-O-N-I-N-G. Yeah I forgot the K cuz I'm stupid. Even though you just mentioned a K. Yeah. Let's see. Noun. The action or process of calculating or estimating something. Last year was not by any reckoning a particularly good one. So that's one definition. The other one is a person's view, opinion or judgment by ancient reckoning, bacteria are plants. and then where's the where's the I feel like that's those are not the only definitions but what does it mean there will be a reckoning if someone talks about the day of reckoning they mean a day or time in the future when people will be forced to deal with an

unpleasant situation which they have avoided until now. The day of reckoning has come. I love going on the news and shit-talking other pizza people like he has no pizza experience. He also... Papa John's was a big symbol buddy he was on it in so many commercials I remember that you remember Papa John as a kid? Papa's in the house. Yeah Papa's in the house that's Papa John he makes really? Papa's in the house. Yeah, Papa's in the house, that's Papa John. He makes really good pizza, my favorite pizza place in terms of fast food pizza. Yeah, I would agree. I think Papa John's.

Pizza Hut, Domino's, Papa John's. Papa John's wins. Right, we used to disagree with each other. I thought Domino's was top and you thought Papa John's and then the day of reckoning came for me and I flipped it around and Papa John's takes, it goes Papa John's Domino's Pizza Hut. But Mike, every time I have pizza now,

my day of reckoning is the next morning. You know what I mean. Oh yeah. There we go. I don't know how I missed that. It's like I just didn't go far enough. You don't have your glasses on. Your death perception is just misjudged and miscalculated.

It's awful right now. But Papa John's also, I would be willing to bet enough money to buy a large pizza that in that news interview he's absolutely hammered or on prescription pills. See you say that's what he looks like. I just think he's bricked up. Really? Yeah. He could just have a lot of testosterone. I just think he's just got a... I think he just... he was going through a divorce, right? And he's a Christian man so he doesn't believe in masturbation. Right. So that's all... I think that's all pent-up semen. I mean he does look like there's a lot of energy. He looks like he's about to pop, you know? It's like red and like a little bit

sweaty. Looks like a guy who eats... I you know, it's like red and like a little bit sweaty Looks like a guy who eats Wait, I mean he says it himself. He's eating how many pizzas? I think in the last 30 days. I've eaten 40 pizzas That's more than a pizza a day Okay, so today on super mega show they talked about the oh so popular and current Papa John's day of Reckoning quote. Ha ha ha. You, did you hear about that kid in the balloon? What the hell?

Mm-hmm. He took off in the balloon and, I remember getting home from school and, It was a hoax, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, they stayed. There was no kid in that balloon. No. He went and hid in the attic because his parents told him

to. And then I remember coming home from school, getting off the bus, coming home, turning on the TV, and that was live on CNN. And I remember sitting there for like an hour watching the live coverage where they're like filming the balloon. And then I remember watching it.

There's a kid in that bubble. And I remember watching it like when it hit the ground finally and like this dude ran as fast as he could and like tripped. Did he pop it? No, they were running to try to get in, check up on it and there was no little boy inside. Nope.

Hoax. Yeah. Well, the kid is the one that ruined it all because they were doing a news interview with like Wolf Blitzer or something. And they asked... He was just honest, wasn't he? Yeah, they asked the little kid, why did you hide in the attic?

And the kid's like, you said we did it for the show. And he's like, he's a kid, you know. And then they did another interview where the other kid is just violently puking while he's sitting there the whole time like in a like Tupperware container He's like oh kind of reminds me of that kid that said that he died and went to heaven and then his parents like Got a whole book written about him and shit, and there was a movie remember that Greg Kinnear But it was a hoax. He didn't actually die and go to heaven and come back believe it or not This child did not die go to heaven and then come back

No, I Believe it or not, this child did not die, go to heaven and then come back. No. I remember a guy at my church died and went to hell and came back and he told us all about it. And it was, he had a blast. He said that it was just blackness. He said it was just, he died and he was in hell which was just black and then he came back and I'm like.

Sounds like you just shut your eyes Sounds like he just fell asleep It's never been that black before Usually I have visions every night. I have visions. I just thought of something because just now yeah I had a thought okay went explain it to me listen to this I Liked I sleep with a sleep mask on Just now? Yeah, I had a thought. Okay. It went ding! Explain it to me. Listen to this. I like- I sleep with a sleep mask on. Uh, to block out light. Because I'm a little- what are you whispering? None of your business.

It is my business, dude. How about you get on with your fucking- Okay. This is just a little story. Pussy boy. Call me boy pussy. Instead of pussy boy. Hey boy pussy! Pussy boy. Hey boy pussy, pussy boy. Pussy boy.

You stepped out calling you boy pussy by accident. No but I wear a sleep mask to cover up the light coming in because I have to have my room like pitch black when I sleep at night. I don't know if you're the same way but like. Yeah the worst thing to do is stay up to where the sun starts to come up and you're like, fuck. I did that this morning.

I was playing Binding of Isaac on my Switch and all of a sudden I. You were just playing that all night? 6.30. No, well I was working on the super mega premium artwork thing for Spotify. But. And then you decided to play some Binding of Isaac.

Yeah, I watched some YouTube videos and I played Binding of Isaac and then I looked around the room and realized, I was like, why is it bright? And then I was like, oh fuck, the sun is up But basically, uh, I wear a sleep mask to block out the light but it's kind of uncomfortable and it kind of like, light still comes in the corners Listen to this, what if every night I'm listening Or what if I, what if I just painted my eyelids completely black?

So then it blocks out the light. So when I shut my eyes, it's completely pitch black. Nothing's sneaking in the side. I could even get them tattooed so they're permanently black. Or, before you go to bed, get one of those needles that are so thin, like it doesn't really feel much, and just go from lower eyelid, top eyelid, just like whap, stitch them together. Oh, I could.

Just in one little. You know, if it's bright, even when you shut your eyes. I can just take it out. Yeah, but even when it's bright, it's like red, you know? You can still see the light through your eyelids. If I paint them black, nothing's coming through. And it's not black face. Inside of your eyelids too.

Yeah. Okay. And I could use like heavy-duty paint. You know like instead of body paint. I would use like exterior eggshell Sheen paint okay something like that or like matte paint something that could reflect light back even oh yeah, okay I'm your eyes instead of absorbing it. That's genius So I would get I would get like a glossy sheen just every night dip it in a paintbrush do it across Genius idea would that actually work? Hypothetically like do you think that would I mean When you put eye shadow on

Cuz like when I does it make it darker when you close your eyes. I don't know. I don't I don't put makeup on You have to ask the makeup wears do nice try. I know you put makeup on I I don't put it on before under my eyes before the podcast because my eyes are dark circles And you guys bullied me so much about it. Let's go to commercial. Commercial time. Here we are once again. Ryan? Hey, hey, your microphone's unsheathed.

Oh god, dude, that was a terrifying way to come back from break. You know, it's like when you're talking to someone and you see something very bad behind them And you don't you don't know what to say like something on their Hmm mouth or something nothing never mind like something in the teeth like someone yeah Something in their teeth like if you notice it like you can't stop like Okay anyway, um Do the next episode I want to purposely get like the biggest piece of lettuce like stuck in my teeth. The whole podcast.

I feel something between some leftover meat and I think, Oh dude, that's the worst. I can just feel it. I got to do we have floss here? I think we do. I just bought some new floss. It's expanding floss. Expanding? you see my buddy, I had never heard of it either. I'm in the CVS strolling down the aisle looking for floss and what do I see? I see expanding floss and I go, what the heck? I buy it. Does it look like normal floss? It's black. It's black so you can see the stuff. Because most of the stuff in your teeth is light colored. So when it gets wet it expands to really, so when you put it between your tooth it expands

to really get everything. It's actually really awesome. I might have to get me some of this stuff. I got home and it was like midday and I just immediately went and flossed because I was excited. God dude that's I feel like I'm just like that's just what life becomes as you get older. I was I was excited to get home and try out this new floss and I just got home and I flossed. Gone are the days where you think a grown man is leading a sleigh to the roof of your house to throw presents down your

chimney. Well, he doesn't throw them down, he fits his entire body down. He does, using magic. Mm-hmm. Which, thank God, because when I was a little boy, the house I lived in was this little one-story brick house, did not have a fireplace, and I remember asking my mom, like, how does Santa get in and she said it was through the little vent over the oven so well they explain everything in the Santa Claus trilogy and the show so how did he get down those chimneys if there wasn't magic well I know but but what he goes and he sucks he goes sucks sucks down what does he suck down he goes, sucks, sucks down. He's sucked? What does he suck down?

He gets sucked down the chimney, the little pipe thing. Oh, if there's like a little tiny one? There's like a little tiny, like, there was one probably like, about the width of this little thing, right? A little hole, and he goes, like, he's going into a straw. He becomes, he just sucks, gets sucked down inside. I don't know, I can't explain it, Matt.

It's Santa Claus magic from right knees the Santa Claus There's not too much There's only so much logic you can try to throw at it. Well. It's magic. There is no logic That's what makes it magic. You know how come the reindeers in one of the movies seem like normal beasts and then in the next they are Animatronic and they're smiling and winking and farting and stuff. Magic. You know? The farting bits were the best. Oh yeah. I think that was either the Santa Claus 2 or 3. I want to say it was...

Was 3 the Jack Frost one? Yes. 2 was the escape Claus. Yep. And 3 was... That's the robot Santa Claus. I think. Yes, where he has to go get married so he replaces himself with robot Santa Claus for a little plastic Santa

Right for a time and then the third one Jack Frost does this scheme. Yeah, he gets Santa Claus to say Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I was not Santa Claus and then he becomes not Santa Claus Yep, but then he becomes Santa Claus again Jack Frost becomes Santa Claus for a little bit, spoiler alert. God, those are... We gotta cut that out. I kind of want to, we should just watch all three Santa Claus movies throughout

the month of December for... Oh yeah, for Uncle Sleepover. We should definitely do a Christmas movie. Which is a show on our Patreon that you have to pay money for. Yeah guys, go to HTTPS colon forward slash foot no I'm not gonna do I'm just playing guys, but did you know that Angie makes everything easier? with Angie

Angie Every time someone brings up the Angie ads. I just think it's George His wife yes, it that's that's hot cheerleader wife How could you that's the you're thinking of the daughter? His hot cheerleader wife. How could you, that's the, you're thinking of the daughter. That's Carmen. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no When I see people viewers complaining about these so-called Angie ads I go how can you be mad about George Lopez's bombshell wife? I know like you know fucking get get a perspective check here when I get to run upstairs You know what that means. Oh run upstairs in a sitcom. Oh, yeah, especially with red and kitty in that 70 show. Mm-hmm kitty

I'm let's go take a nap. Let's go fuck. I don't remember what her voice sounded like. Ah ha ha ha ha ha. Not bad. Oh my God. I always wondered what those stairs led to. Nothing.

Like they go up the stairs and then do you think they just have like a little waiting spot where they just have to then stand? I think it's a top step and then a drop off. I feel like it's probably, there's stairs a down of some kind yeah so they can go up and then go down and they're on set a lot of it I thought they just waited at the top they're just like walked up waited and then they came in like it was like a stage play type of thing I like to think that it's it does drop off and it's like 14 feet and they

just have to stand there there would be a lot more bloopers that's just, boof, in the background. After someone walks up the stairs. You see the video of the kid recording himself playing Roblox and his grandma falls down the stairs in the background and you just hear it. Hold on dude. Is he like, oh my God, my grandmother just fell down

the stairs. Say it's just in the caption. It's just in the caption. It's just in the cat shit. This is a Granny did you like it recently? No, this isn't this is an old one. I remember. Oh, yeah I was just trying to record that my grandma fell down the stairs Like as character turns Look I hope that you synched the video up with that Luke Luke

Lucas, you know if he doesn't if he starts missing this type of stuff. We're gonna downgrade him and his name won't be Luke It's gonna be Duke which is a very Duke is a high-end. Oh, that's like the Duke of Ravenport, I don't know. I think that Duke is one of the ugliest names to ever exist. I think it's more of a title Isn't it? It's a name to Duke Duke Ellington. Yeah, it's kind of a stupid name Yeah, do as a title. doesn't seem stupid. The Duke. Yeah, the Duke. It's kind of silly sounding. Imagine it spelled with two O's instead. Dude, Sk-Duke. If Jack Black were a Duke. Sk-Duke. I like that. If Owen Wilson were a Duke. K-Duke. You know what I'm saying?

We gotta write these down I'm gonna go put these on the whiteboard right now if Matthew McConaughey as a Duke uh-huh Duke Duke Duke Duke Duke All Duke all Duke all Duke that's good, dude. I'm a big McConaughey head now do a Spongebob as a Duke I'm a dude Patrick That was honestly better than the first time you I remember you you tried to Do a spongebob impression right or giving each other impressions to do?

Just do that many many moons ago That was many moons. Think about how many times the moon has rotated Earth since then. Hundreds. Thousands. A little over a few hundred over a thousand maybe. Yeah, what was that? I mean that was like six years ago. Yeah. That's almost 2000. Almost. You know, I've just been practicing my SpongeBob impression what I do is I look in the mirror have you seen a American Psycho the Christian Bale movie yeah you know how you know he goes over his morning routine and you know he like looks in the mirror and he puts on like the skin cream and everything first I

put on the cream. Yep. The cream of face. The cream of smooth face. We should do our own scene like that. No but I basically my morning routine is I wake up and I it's much like that scene except it's just me doing a SpongeBob impression in the mirror and I do it for about an hour before. That's why I'm kind of late sometimes is I get lost in it. But it's worth it. Yeah of course I'm kind of late sometimes is I get lost in it. But it's worth it. Yeah, of course.

I mean, it's worth it because what comes out of that is 100% unfiltered Matt Watson. Well, it's 100% unfiltered SpongeBob. You know, it actually, what I liked about when I did that SpongeBob impression and you could play it back was I didn't know, I did voice but then his laugh you have to kind of like do this but he wasn't laughing but I just did it anyway so it kind of came off really weird and then I just and then I stopped abruptly and

both of us were completely silent for about one beat and it was just like there was some some weird energy for a second. Like if you go back and watch that part, it was just like, just this dead like, where we're gonna get like some, hopefully some like drama YouTuber comes in and goes, did anyone see that silence that happened? Cause there's like these channels that'll go

and like really look into a pot like Joe Rogan for example they'll go in and like start kind of like picking apart their interpersonal lives based off of like a small insignificant moment in a podcast well they know Joe Rogan by watching his podcast they know him I know that he's bald and he loves UFC hey don't and he used to host for fear factor and he knows Jiu-Jitsu and he has a strong kick and He's best friends with Tucker Carlson really mmm I know he just palled around with him for a bit invited him to a monkey around the event. They're just having a

They're painting the town red wait Tucker Carl Tucker Carlson, heir of the bird's eye frozen food legacy? That Tucker Carlson. Oh my God. Joe Rogan, for some reason, I don't know if you have this on your TV, but I don't have TV. When I say TV, I mean like- I don't think many people do anymore.

Yeah, well I don't have like any channels at all, even like the basic few. But my TV has this thing where it plays like internet channels where it is TV, but it's like The TV's brands version of cable and it just plays like Random shit and usually it sucks. I don't watch it But for some reason every time I turn on my TV, it is plain Fear Factor. Every single time. Joe Rogan Fear Factor? So every time I turn on my TV to watch something, I see Joe Rogan.

I love it. And you can bet, in an episode you watch, they're either gonna have to scarf down cockroaches, some sort of hissing cockroach, or some sort of testicle. So bull testicle. My dad and I loved Fear Factor. Oh, it was so fun. Such a good, like my dad and I would watch like,

in that time period it was like, world, what is it, planet, the world's funniest home videos. Oh dude, America's funniest home videos. America's funniest home videos. Tom Bergeron. Yes, and then, you know, Steve Irwin was on the TV at that time. The guy from Family Matters? With the glasses? Steve Irkle, jackass. Oh, sorry. Steve Irwin was on the TV at that time. The guy from Family Matters? With the glasses? With Steve Urkel.

Jackass. Oh, sorry. Steve Irwin is a hero. Right, right, right. And a saint. And the first celebrity I cried to because of their passing. Right. And because he's such a...

Yeah. You know, he's such a... I would just see him tackle a crocodile and I'd just shed a tear. That's my Steve. No, uh... Look at you, Steve Steve you fucking champ. You know what I love though is when I sit down like I'll order food and I'll sit down and it's like I'm so ready to eat this big bowl of slop I've ordered and I turn on the

TV to watch some YouTube videos because I can't eat without YouTube videos and first thing I see is just like a family throwing like handfuls of earthworms into a food processor and just like the paste coming out and drinking it. And it's a great thing to just. Protein. Yeah, I mean it is. Bugs are gonna be the delicacy of everyone someday. I know.

They're gonna run out of everything else but we're gonna have tons of bugs. You know. Shit ton of bugs. Dude, bugs are a great form of protein. They're high in protein and they reproduce like that so many of them you know I think it's just a it's just a stigma what would you what do you call that just a bowl of bugs yeah can I get the a bowl of bugs like well yeah

could because you know we have dishes like I I don't know, can I get some chicken and rice? Right. Is it gonna be like bugs and rice? Can I get your finest bugs and rice? Can I get your sweet and sour bugs and rice please? General So's bugs? Oh man. Yeah, what are they for like? Some orange some orange bugs please macaroni and bugs you

know cheesy bugs do you think that like bugs are gonna become so popular in the future that it's just gonna be such a common thing on menus like that Taco Bell burritos they're gonna be like the little fiesta strips oh my god it's gonna go with bugs it's gonna be like I little fiesta strips. Oh my god. Except it's gonna go with bugs. It's gonna be like, I like not even- There's gonna be a thing on Uber Eats where you can say no bugs or with bugs like you can with like pickles on shit. It's a whole food category on Uber Eats. You know it's like Mexican, Italian, bugs.

I love the idea of having the like, like fuck I forgot to order this without bugs damn it just take them out just take them out take them off bugs is such a good word do you want my bugs? no I don't really like the bugs bugs is a great word and the more you say it the funnier it sounds

bugs bugs is a fucking fantastic word I also like them putting bugs in food, but not like specifying what they just general bugs. Now with bugs. We're the bug brothers. Dude. What? We have to check to see if that's taken. The bug brothers? I'm gonna look up the bug dude. Dude, I fucking hate bugs. Really? I think they're cool to look at. Yeah, like I'll look at them

like I would look at a Yu-Gi-Oh card, but I don't wanna fuck with bugs. I don't wanna handle bugs. I don't care about bugs that much. What about one like a praying mantis, where it's not gross? I'll watch it in the wild. Would you be grossed out by touching a praying,

like holding one? A praying mantis? Probably wouldn't like it. Cause bugs are mean. They have no kind soul in their body. They're just assholes. Their only reflex is to hurt and cause pain.

No, their reflex is survival, Ryan. Dude, isn't it crazy? Bugs are just like computer programs. Dude the Bug Brothers. Wait really? No 63. There's more than one Bug Brothers? Jonas Brothers. Why is this stuff popping up? I found a channel called Dan the Bug Man with almost 300,000 subscribers and he just makes videos about bugs and he has playlists like wasps and hornets, spiders, mosquitoes, fleas and ticks. Well I guess Coyote Peterson kind of cut off the market with bugs, with bug content.

I get stung and bitten by this thing and it hurts. I remember he got stung by like the bullet ant dude. I I'm poking you know a little bit of fun, but I've watched every single one of those videos They're so entertaining every time he gets bit or stung I'm there to watch and I know that probably he probably hates hearing that like he probably hates the fact that he like He can't it's like with certain with some part of his fan base Maybe he can't outlive the whole like getting stung getting bit thing it's like I just want to be with animals and I want to educate people about them can I go like hold a bear cub no we want you to get bit by a potentially fatal

venomous spider remember when you got stung by the most painful hornet in the world? Well they just discovered another one that's even more painful, Dan. Wait, Dan, that's name's not Dan. Peterson. Coyote. Coyote Peterson. Check out this one. The Bug Dude, one subscriber and then it's just a video titled Termites. Three years ago, 19 views. Pretty cool, huh? What are termites gonna do? You know, besides eat all our wood. They're just gonna eat all our wood, right? That's it? Do we need to be worried about them in any way?

Not termites? I mean, they're not gonna eat all the wood. There's too much wood for them to eat. I don't know. There's a lot of termites. It's funny that there's just bugs that just do different things. Bugs that eat wood. Bugs that eat wood. There's bugs that suck blood. There's bugs that roll and eat poop.

No, eat poop? No, they just roll it up? They roll balls of it. I think they eat it too. Yeah, they roll balls of it for fun. That is pretty crazy though that they just like make a ball. Maybe it's like a sport and we're thinking too much into it and it's like, oh wow, they've developed this.

It's like, no, they just find it fun. I like them doing it as like a hobby or a sport is less thinking into it than them eating it. Or not like that, but like more, not like a sport directly, but kind of just an activity they do. Like how we figured, I've heard this somewhere, I can't remember where it is,

but it was probably Vsauce. But it was like hamsters run on wheels just because they enjoy it, just because it's fun. You put a wheel out in the middle of a, wherever hamst, guinea pigs, I don't know. Are there wild hamsters? Yeah.

Where? Where are the hamsters? China, the Middle East, in like deserts. Okay. So there's like, I think in like Mongolian stuff, in like the Gobi Desert, and the deserts in China. There's like Wild hamsters and I've watched videos of them and it's like the cute ass little hamsters just wild I can't I can't comprehend that I know right. There's like certain animals. I just cannot they seem to solve for this world. How do they survive?

they're just it just seems like they exist to act just It just seems like they exist to act just They bro tunnel prey. Yeah, you know like for the cooler animals for the birds The big birds and snakes and snakes and maybe frogs a dude like a Mongolian dude that lives nearby. Ooh It's by some big spiders will definitely eat them up. Those are big bugs. Yeah, there are What about there's that Australian spider that, it's called the bird something because it kills. The bird fucker. Boys, it's the bad fucker.

No, it kills and eats birds. It's a spider that's that big. I can't remember, what is it called? It's not the Huntsman, right? I'm pretty sure it has like bird in the name It was true. Oh, it's the Australian bird fucker. I'm looking up bird spider. Okay, the Goliath bird eater Yeah bird eating spider, but that's South America. Oh, here we go Australian tarantulas Barking spider or bird eating tarantula. Fuck, it's huge.

I'm going to YouTube right now and typing in biggest spider. Dude, I watched a video of a praying mantis walk up to a fishbowl tank just grab the fish out of the bowl and start eating it. Like huge goldfish. What the fuck? What?

Is it a big spider? It's a big spider. Oh my god, dude! Like that's huge. Don't show Johnson. No, that's crazy. Oh my god huge spider spotted in Australia I honestly I love Australia like Australia. We just had the opposite. Did you say you hate Australia? Fuck Australia right when I said I love Australia. Yeah, cuz those monsters don't call Chad when I said I love Australia? Yeah, because those monsters. Don't call Chad and Matt Chad. No, I like Australia. It's like a cool place.

And I had a good time when we were there. I think we should just make Australia a giant reserve. Get everybody out of Australia. Leave it to the beasts. No, actually, you know what Australia would be great for? Is nuclear testing. It's just, think about it. It's just nothing and

And you know instead of blowing up it's not just nothing. It's a pretty big spot of land Well, it'll be nothing after all the nuclear testing. Okay, think about that the outback. What's better than that for nuclear testing instead? America decides. Oh, wow, we found Some of the most beautiful islands in the world. Let's blow them up. No. Use the outback. Led to Godzilla. I wonder if they've done nuclear tests in the outback. That's true. That's true. If you think about it. Godzilla was. Also led to a whole lot of poisoned or irradiated natives.

Whatever dude. I'm just trying to talk about Godzilla. Yeah. Godzilla stands no. Bugs. Like the idea of like people with like kawaii Godzilla as their profile, but like they're Godzilla heads and they will defend Godzilla.

Zilla heads? Are there Zilla heads out there? Oh yeah. That aren't just like, I love Godzilla when he... Like I'm talking about Zilla heads that will, that are ride and die that defend Zilla. Like with hearts and like they'll attack people like the beehive. Is that what a... Kind of like...

Beyonce's, right? Kind of like Michael Jackson fans. The Jacksonians are just fucking yes They will fight tooth and nail to defend Michael same with the Taylor heads. I'm gonna look up And the Rowan at you can carpenter rights the Atkinson heads the heads. All right. I looked up the Godzilla dude on YouTube nice Nine months ago. He makes Godzilla videos. He didn't do one on the new movie with King Kong and Godzilla? How many might have? He said nine months ago. That came out way, way sooner. He might be

taking his time on it though. No, that's not his most recent upload. That's a, YouTube shows you like, now when you go to a channel, it shows you for you as the first thing, so it picks based on the algorithm, it picks videos from that channel it thinks you would like instead of showing the newest uploads. I removed that feature from our channel. Okay. I didn't realize I could turn it off, so.

That's what I think. Okay, dude, really? Yeah. Well, speaking of bugs, if you look on screen right now, there's a list of scrolling names, and those just aren't any names, Ryan. What are those names? Bugs in our bug farm. That's right. We counted all the bugs, we named them all, so you can see all the bugs right here. So it's pretty neat, pretty neat. I just want to thank all those bugs. Yep, and you can see that we have higher tier bugs

in a separate window and those bugs are the big bugs. Those are the big bugs. Yeah. Those are the cool fucking bugs, like the shiny bugs that have cool patterns and stuff. The other ones are just kinda like bug bugs. Like ants. Yeah.

Just kinda like a little pathetic looking bug. A flea or something. Yeah, a lot of fleas. Yeah. But the big bugs are cool, you know like go you know the other I love I love all the bugs that are that that are in the bug farm right now. What about bugs rights? You know when's Congress gonna talk about that make it illegal to stomp on a bug stop testing on bugs Stop testing makeup on bugs Imagining like a your clothes from bug hide bug hide that's like some shit

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