supermegashow - Matthew's Bowl Cut | supermegashow - 020

Episode Date: July 22, 2024

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Benefits vary by card, other conditions apply. ["Dreams of a New World"] You like the bull cut from this angle? I do. I don't know why it looks like that on camera, but it's like a very 70s haircut. Are we starting? Sure. Is that how you want to start? Yeah, I'm showing off the bowl cut.

Matt's new bowl cut. You guys like it? Looks pretty good, right? It's like, do a little, for the thumbnail. Matt's new bowl cut. Maybe even take the mic away. Hold on, Lee. Come on, we gotta get a good picture for the-

I'm trying to make it not- Trying to make it not what? Trying to make it not what? Trying to really get the bowl cut look, and see how it goes straight down, that's good. Give me a little open mouth. I love that, that's a good one. be a little open mouth. I love that. That's a good one.

That's a good thumbnail shot. Yeah, dude. That's pretty sweet. The title of the episode, Matt's New Bowl Cut. And then the thumbnail, it can kind of be pixelated out. People can be like, he got a bowl cut? Or it could be like even Matt's new haircut, and then we silhouette the bowl with a question mark on it.

Like, you know, like it's like a puzzle piece. And it's like, what is the haircut that he has? Like Moe from The Three Stooges? Yeah. Or whichever one has the bowl cut? Yeah, The Three Stooges, one of them. I didn't watch, I never watched a single thing of The Three Stooges.

I've just seen them in compilations. Dude, The Three Stooges, it's some of the finest comedy that's ever been produced on earth by mankind. Curly, Moe, and Beans. It was Beans, yeah. Curly Moe and Beans. They kind of pioneered comedy because comedy before them didn't really exist. They came along and people thought, wait, what the hell?

Who's this Moe guy? And then they also got Curly a second the wild card who's this beans yep and he's the beans was the most integral person of the three stooges yeah, and he was more kind of like likened to Out of the three like the chaplain of the three you know well. I guess for multiple reasons You know well, I guess for multiple reasons The mustache was was one reason he was like into Chaplin, but considering this was post World War two I

Guess Chaplin wasn't necessarily the comparison people drew no but You know it's a different time, so Yeah We should have like a three stooges marathon soon, you know, you should come over to my place we should order some Papa John's pizza from Papa John's pizzeria and Just fucking spend like eight hours binging The three the three stooges the stooge men. Well, that sounds like fun only because I'd be with you. I think I would like fun only because I'd be with you I think I would me if I was high and we were watching it we'd love it dude we'd probably get some actual like we'd put

it on as a ironic funny huh do this what's the three stooges is so stupid there's a reason they're classic and remembered I know for all time and then it would like smash cut to us like two hours in just like eyes bloodshot red just laughing our ass off at him putting like, like his head inside of a, inside of like a wagon wheel. And going, whoa! Yeah. It's funny.

Come on. Okay. Dude, wait, didn't they make like a live action remake movie? Yeah, they did with Will Sasso and I don't know the other actors. And it had, I remember the trailer. Kate Upton. Yep.

I do remember that. A bikini wearing. Yep. What's what's none a nun in a bikini that is exactly right all I remember about the three stooges live-action movie was that got bad reviews and that the trailer had hot girl in bikini sorry I'm looking up nuns in bikinis now there's a there's a whole market for that in bikinis, but you ain't gonna find none that are real because if you're actually Dedicated enough to be a nun you you would never wear a bikini you're telling me this isn't real That's not a nun Luke might want to let the people see what we're looking at

Screenshot that for him. And for me. But. Ooh. Another nun. Yeah. Can I see? She's surfing. Whoa, dude. I'll screenshot this one for Luke too. That's a real nun surfing. I thought it would be a funny haha, but it's actually a nun surfing.

Then what about this nun? There's another nun. Wow, she's... And like provocative. It's not a bikini. It's... but it's sexual. The reason it's sexy because uh, Christian make you wait to spurt, but if you don't wait to spurt it hot. Make me... I don't want to spurt, but it make me want to spurt and that make it good fun That's what that's going through like a priest's mind that works with all of these nuns wearing bikinis all the time

That's during his Sunday morning sermon Says that it would verbatim Accidentally on he's turned away from the congregation Kind of like just like he's supposed to be in silent prayer But he's kind of murmuring to himself, but it's my doesn't realize he's murmuring. Yeah, so he thinks it's his thoughts inside his head Which you know, I often mistake to all realize I'm speaking out loud when I think I'm just thinking and puts the holy water on its skin a Holy water is is

Just water that a priest has blessed said it's holy now. Blessed. Blessed. Which is him saying it's holy now. It could be a number of things. He could probably do a little like hand twirl like and like that's blessing it. You know? I mean a priest could do that and and if in his makes the sound effect yeah if he does that he could still technically like that doesn't negate the of him converting water to holy water no could a priest make like holy milk or holy kool-aid or something I'm sure technically it anything could be blessed well let's let's take it a step further like could a sex toy be blessed. I don't think so well

The act could happen, but would God Enchant this item with his power. I don't think so like if if a if a priest Took like a 12 inch black dildo and before the congregation. You know, he's holding it up and he's like, I'm blessing this. And everyone witnesses him bless it. Would it? He bounces up and down on that. He puts it on top of like the stage.

With his fucking bubble ass out. Yeah, he's. Oh! He's pulling like one of these. Yeah, he's doing, he's, yep, one of those. And it's going all the way in and all the way back out. But because he's blessed it it's a holy moment and uh, catch my drift, it's a holy moment.

And the congregation will love it. They will be bowing their heads afterwards thanking the Lord for you know making an unpure act pure. Exactly and I'm sure a majority of our audience is like classic super mega. Back at it again, talking about dildos in a church with a bunch of bikini wearing nuns. This is the super mega I signed up for, buddy. These guys just, you know, don't get old. We do each year.

The church. Every year we do age, unfortunately. Dude, honestly, the whole start of this podcast sounded like if you asked like... Chat GBT. Yeah, chat GBT to generate like a prompt. It's like, make a fake super mega podcast scene. Like, Matt and Ryan are talking about a priest with a dildo in a church. Writing a dildo.

Because he blessed it and that makes it okay to ride in a congregation setting. And then he makes some holy water of his own. I know I was talking about holy milk. He makes a little holy milk of his own, right? Nice. He comes into the chalice and everyone comes and takes a sip. I spice on rice. I'm trying something. Come on, dude. I'm trying something. It worked. Yeah, that worked.

You're telling me an I spice fried this rice? You know? That doesn't even need workshopping, honestly. It's hit its peak right there. Thank you, man. I'm so- You're very supportive. Dude, of course.

I'm blessed to be able to do a podcast with you. I was gonna ask ChadGBT, honestly, if it could come up with something that would be like something we talk about on the podcast and I want to see if it's actually like how accurate it is. Okay, okay. How about you ask it and say to put, to create a script that you and I can read for the podcast. Okay and I'll copy and paste it and send it to you so we don't have to pass the phone

back and forth. And while this is going on, here's a slideshow of Luke's last vacation. ["Late Night Sleigh Ride"] Hey, everyone. From the visual visual end we're back. I hope you enjoyed those vacation photos from Luke. For the audio listeners, I hope you enjoyed the music that was accompanying those pictures because you didn't see them. Kevin McLeod doesn't miss when it comes to making some good tunes. So Matt did what he said he was gonna do. He put a prompt into ChatGBT, it spit out a script.

I haven't read it, and Matt's probably cheated a little bit and read the starting of it. No, I actually haven't. I did see, as I scrolled to copy and paste it, I saw glimpses of it, but I texted it to you and we're going to read it verbatim. But I texted it to you and we're going to read it verbatim. If SuperMega was run by an AI CEO, this is what the podcast would be. Let's see if it's so much different.

What if it's funnier? Oh, we've got to read it to find out. What if it's the exact same? Let's see. Is AI funnier than us? SuperMega Podcastcast intro music plays. Welcome back to SuperMegaPodcast, folks. I'm Matt, the handsome one.

And I'm Ryan, the real handsome one. So, Matt, I heard you had quite the adventure at the grocery store yesterday. Oh, you mean my run in with the cucumber? Yeah, that was something. Hahaha! Dude, please tell me it didn't involve what I think it did. Oh, you mean my run-in with the cucumber? Yeah, that was something. Ha ha ha ha ha! Dude, please tell me it didn't involve what I think it did. Well, let's just say the cucumber section got a little hands-on.

Ha ha ha! Jesus, Matt! What'd you do? Propose to it? Ha ha ha ha! I was just trying to pick one out, man. But then this lady next to me starts giving me the stink eye. Like excuse me for wanting a fresh cucumber.

Maybe she thought you were auditioning for the next 50 Shades of Green. 50 Shades of Produce? Anyway, I managed to get out there without getting arrested. Which is always a plus. Speaking of not getting arrested, did you hear about our buddy Johnson? Oh no, what did that degenerate do now? He got banned from the strip club. Again.

Oh come on Johnson, what'd he do this time? Try to tip the bouncer with Monopoly money? Close. He brought his own poll. Said he wanted to show the girls how it's done. That's classic Johnson. Always bringing his A game and his own equipment. You know, I think he's just trying to find love in all the wrong places. Like that time he tried to pick up a girl at the DMV.

The DMV! That's where you find the- Sorry, I'm glad how they inserted a family guy flashback. Yeah, yeah. Anyways. The DMV! That's where you find the real love stories. Nothing says romance like waiting in line for three hours to renew your license.

Yeah, because you're nothing... Yeah, because nothing turns a girl on more than bureaucratic inefficiency. Hey, speaking of inefficiency, did you finally fix your internet? Dude, I wish. My internet is slower than a sloth on sedatives. Maybe if you stopped streaming all that... educational content, it might speed up. Hey, I can't help it if I want to expand my horizons. Learning is important, Matt. Sure, learning. We all know what kind of horizons you're expanding.

EEEEHHHH! It's called self-improvement. Besides, how else am I supposed to find out if that new series' tentacle time is worth watching? Hahahaha! Oh man, on that note, I think we should wrap this up before we get too deep into Ryan's questionable viewing habits. Hey, no judgment, Everyone's got their thing.

Right, right. Anyway, thanks for tuning in, folks. We'll catch you next time on the Super Mega Podcast. And remember, always be yourself. Unless you're Johnson. Then maybe try being something, someone else. Super Mega Podcast Outro Music Plays. Note, this script is fictional and for entertainment

purposes only, capturing the comedic and irreverent style of Super Mega. I don't think they could capture it. No, unfortunately, it just, it didn't, it wasn't up to snuff for the Funny Brothers. No. And also, so you guys know I wasn't like cheating and giving it like feeding and stuff.

All I said to ChatGPT was, verbatim, can you write me a comedic dialogue in script format between Matt and Ryan from Super Mega as if they were recording an episode of their podcast? Make it raunchy and don't hold back. Okay. So that was... It can only go get so raunchy, I'm guessing.

I don't know. Typically just went with either euphemisms or... Right. It implied that I guess I was pleasuring myself or masturbating at the grocery store next to a woman with a cucumber. Which you'd never do. Not anymore. Yeah.

But it's gotta work. I think that people talk about the singularity, the moment in time when artificial intelligence officially surpasses human intelligence. We're not there yet, but it's growing ever closer. And I feel like this is a good way. I think it's already surpassed human intelligence, huh? Not on a.

Because it has Google at its disposal. It's gotta have a higher IQ than the smartest person in the world just because it knows everything, huh? Well, just Googling stuff is not like the qualification for how smart it is. The Singularity is based on like a certain set of intelligence factors. It beats us in chess every time. Yeah, like if it took, I think it's if it's able to like take a test and you can't tell that it's an AI,

like if you're just receiving the answers and you're grading it. I don't know. I don't actually know how it works. But I think this for now is the best measure. Is it funnier than the Funny Brothers? Not yet. So one day it will be and we gotta find that moment.

We'll continue to probably test AI as it, because we love AI. I mean as you can tell we used a lot of AI special effects to kind of fill in the back. This is just a green screen and we just put into AI like we put in a lot of our fans art and a lot of kind of famous art as well that we aren't we didn't feel like kind of paying for as a company expense. No, no. All of that put together kind of afforded us this background. Right. Which I think works well. It has the aquarium, which we told it about. Yeah. Has like a lot of fan art. Kangaroo

Jack. Yeah. It's got the new Super Mega logo, which it designed itself. These two podcasters admit to using AI and stealing their fans' art. Some of you draw very good artwork and some of it very bad. Yeah, but as a business we're trying to be efficient and we want the good artwork. And what does a business do? It saves money.

So I mean, you're already drawing it and it's us, so we have the rights to use it, obviously. So yeah, I don't want to step on any toes. But I think the AI, unless you don't have toes, then I'm so sorry if we offended you. Yeah, I did not mean that in any kind of discriminatory way. But I think that the job AI does when it comes to- And not to get people upset who don't really think too often. Yes. Yeah. I concur with that. This isn't just a thinker's podcast. No, this is a feeler's podcast.

Not to also get people upset with who lost their sense of touch in some sort of burn accident or whatever. Or they've lost sense of touch with reality. Yeah. You know? They're dissociated. We don't want to alienate those people from our audience No, sorry continue. I was just saying also people who who aren't who can't just say because they're mute We don't want to offend you. This is Matt is just using the privilege He was instilled with at birth the power of speech to make you laugh, which is a net positive for the universe

Go on. I was just gonna say... Oh yeah, the AI generating fan art of us by using other fans' fan art as a reference, why would we ever pay money again to anyone that draws us? Well, we don't. Exactly. Unless it's for merch. Exactly.

No, we use AI for all of the super mega designs, the logo, the whole podcast intro, I lied, said I made it. It was made by AI. We can't tell anybody any of the details, but you and I are getting in that feeling of wanting to make something as well as like outside of sketch comedy but you and I are getting in that feeling of wanting to make something as well as outside of sketch comedy and stuff, and I think I ran a little, an idea, because we've been thinking of a certain,

again, I don't want to say too much, but we've been thinking of a certain type of game you wanted to make, and I think I came up with a decent opening, central idea. I loved it, because, and we can't't tell you so this is just a conversation for Matt And I do enjoy you all just be left in the dark You guys are privileged enough to be able to eavesdrop exactly it's like Ryan And I are at the DMV waiting in line, and you're next to us, and you're listening to us have a conversation

Okay, and rhyme what that didn't rhyme. I thought I was gonna rhyme I don't know why it's in the rhythm of the sentence. It's fine. Me and McGee are at the DMV. And I have to pee. So excuse me! Ah! That was fine. Uh, yeah. But, but, I really liked the idea you, you came up with. It's a little, uh, that's a great lore. And this isn't, this isn't like a Funny Brothers, like, funny farts. Yeah, this was actually like a really good idea So this would be taken seriously. Yeah, this is great. This is fantastic

I I was uh my teeth were chattering with excitement when you were telling me I Would love to start having meetings soon to maybe start to begin to plan it because that because games take a shit ton of time Yeah, they do. Yeah, they do and I'd like you to design a lot of the sprite stuff. That'd be fun. As I know me saying I'd like you to, but I know you already want to. Yeah I love that kind of shit. That was something you expressed.

You'd like, you'd love it. Yeah I won't take it all on obviously, but I'd like to, I'd like to. Well you could if you wanted to. I'd like to just keep cost down. True. But the schedule, you're gonna have to get things out at a decent time and

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MGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. Welcome back everyone. Was there like a vibration? Dude, yeah it was like a deep subby bass drop. And it was like, it sounded like a fog horn. Dude, that almost sounds like in Revelations, you know. 216? Yeah, when the horns. Oh, that's not different Revelations, but go on.

21... which one's 21-6? For he will give the fruits of the water of life... It's... it's... it's... it's from Penis. Go on. Okay, yeah. Basically, in Revelations, you know, they talk about when the world... the end of the world commences, you know, there's like trumpets that blow. And since I've been a kid, every time I hear like a loud noise like that,

I'm like, what if it's just fucking, it is. Like Revelations is coming to pass. I was wrong about not believing it and now it's too late. And fuck the loud noise. You're usually used to loud boys. Yes I am. Oh man. Chad GBT couldn't write this shit. Nope. Not one bit.

It tried to. It got that we like, do that stupid shit all the time though. I mean, I'll give it this. It was on the right track. It hasn't figured out, AI has not figured out comedy, but it's starting to understand a little better like the formula I guess yeah comedy like it like a setup and a payoff. Yeah. Yeah and and kind of that is what it's figuring out, but I also just feel like I have to say because I don't want another Kotaku article When I was saying the thing about stealing fans art and using AI to make super mega assets, I wasn't being fully serious.

We use AI for that stuff, but also to basically write scripts for sketches and make the assets for that. And to edit. Yeah, I mean it just cuts it loose. And to make thumbnails. So I just didn't wanna mislelead people lose it for more than that It's essentially running the company at this point Yeah, you can just kick back relax and let the machine run press a button and boom all it's all of its over

Yeah, I call it the money machine Yep Did you just sniff your finger? Huh? It looked like you I was doing this Yeah I knew you were itching your nose but the way you did it reminded me of like if you had scratched your ass and you're trying to casually like just give it just like... Without someone catching on. Ah, got it.

You know, it's like you're... Do you do that often? No. Is that like a move? I don't know that's something that people like... No, I... You like caught on and it's like, were you sniffing your ass? Can I get a sniff? Just kidding Wait were you sniffing your ass right now?

Oh dude it sounds like an excuse No no I was just moving my hand Ah shit Are you sure? If you were sniffing your ass it would have been funny Just kidding Chat, chat, chat, chat Did he really just sniff his ass?

Chat, is this real? Ryan McGee sniff his ass? Chat, is this real? Brian McGee sniff his ass right now? Fucking, now I'm just, even though it's not XQC, the neurons in my brain fire, just to instantly go and think of Asmongold just casually grabbing the cockroach crawling on him off of his chest. Did you see that clip?

Yeah, it's truly horrifying. Well, he he is very I think he's seems aware of how disgusting he is and he's like, I don't I don't think anyone should live like me I don't know what it is. I just think it's crazy It's insane Insane in the membrane there's a you know, not it's it's not really, I guess it is in tune with self growth, but if there's anything of a gentleman who is no longer in his younger, younger years, you know.

Like one of the first things that would maybe, Ben, I don't know, fuck me, he's a fucking millionaire, who cares at this point? Millionaires and like tens of millions, not just like, oh, he's got a million two million dollars So really does it matter if you keep your room clean? It doesn't clearly yeah So so next time your parents are like, you know, if you don't clean your room You're gonna be unorganized for the rest of your life. You're not gonna be successful

Tell them show them as mingold make them watch an entire Stream of as mingold even choose the one with the roach crawls on them for good measure and they'll go, you're right, you don't need to clean your room. Because you can make millions and millions of dollars without really learning the basics of like, you know those lessons you learn where you're supposed to learn at least when you're a kid growing up

in your household and then even after that, if let's say you grew up with a family that did everything for you, all of a sudden you move out to college and you have a roommate and you have to go do your own laundry. There's a lot of, keep your area of the dorm clean, let's say. There's stages in life where these lessons could be learned, but he's been able to dodge it

every step of the way. Just skirt past it. Yeah. The only, you know, I can relate to him on one thing though which is wiping the blood from your bleeding gums on the wall next to your bed. I do that. I've got a little gingivitis though.

Yeah, yeah, and my gums bleed on a daily basis and it's annoying to have to get up and get a tissue and I don't like the little bits of tissue It leaves my mouth so I wipe it on my fingers and I just wipe it on the wall He's probably probably hates the fact that he ever brought that up or the dead rat as the alarm clock. Yeah Yeah, it's like if you when you bring it up As a way of being like this is how much I don't care. However, he would bring it up You can't fault people and being like oh these are

Yeah, he's like you offered up the proof. yeah, so we're just relaying the proof again Well also trying to make some sort of sense of it when you when you Choose to publicly disclose something absolutely disgusting that is gonna shock most people It's I think it's fair to say that people are going to remember that and bring it up in the future But I think everyone should drop it and just leave it alone. The rat thing, the blood, the cockroach, all of that, it doesn't matter. He's got millions of dollars. Yeah, it really doesn't matter at the end of the day.

Like say what you want about him. At the end of the day, he does not care. At the end of the day, he could... And does not... it doesn't affect. He could buy everything from us. He could buy our company and take everything from us if he wanted to and it would be it. Remember Ninja could fucking buy your whole house.

He could buy the. With the watch on his wrist. Yes. By selling the watch on his wrist he could buy someone's house. What did Ninja say that one time? He said something about, he was mad at someone, he was like I have enough money.

To buy the bank. Yeah money to buy the bank and then Yeah, I can buy the bank that gives you your mortgage, that you pay your mortgage to and then foreclose your house. That's how rich I am. It's very relatable. Yeah. Yeah. You know. And that is something I do love about streamers. Young people with money just sometimes they can't help but go Joffrey mode sometimes. You know what I mean? Is that a Game of Thrones reference? Yeah. I got it.

It just means, it just means spoil. I'm using it in the way of like spoiled and frivolous without foresight. That's kind of like the definition I'm kind of using. That's a great, that sounded like a dictionary definition. With being a Joffrey. Yeah, being a Joffrey. Having a little Joffrey come out every now and such a Joffrey thing to do

They all do that. There's always like this form of like every now and then there's like a legitimate braggadocious Claim right some sort of content creator and of course There's the there's the two sides of the coin one where it's like the annoying braggadocious one and then one of being proud Of what you've been able to accomplish for yourself and made the people around you friends and family blah blah blah the company so I get it of being proud but some people manifest that and just bragging yeah and I think a lot of like really rich people don't which we don't like to brag about our

the mass amounts of wealth we have yeah the Bugattis, the condominiums, time shares, we don't like to bring this stuff up. The 46,000 acres of Hawaiian forest that we just purchased that we might have to bulldoze and make something cool there like a mini golf course, but that's besides the point. I think a lot of really rich people are disconnected, they get so used to that lifestyle, they get disconnected from what it's actually like

to struggle or what it's like to... Be reliant on a month to month payout. So they don't realize that what they're saying is so unrelatable and so, what's the word I'm looking for? Not distancing. I think sometimes they do though. They're just like... It's a power move. It's like a narcissism thing. I mean how many people can say that they can,

like for example, like the whole stupid fucking watch thing with XQC. It was a beautiful watch. How many people like can come close to ever affording that? That is a mortgage for a lot of, for most people. Oh I mean the watch cost like seven figures. Yeah okay nevermind. So that is way above even more. No no I mean, the watch cost like seven figures. Yeah. OK, never mind. So that is way above. No, no, it was.

The watch was over a million dollars. I don't remember how much, but it was also like it's it was an ugly fucking watch. Like if you're going to get a million dollar watch, get one that's fucking cool looking. That one just looks like, yeah, I'm rich. And it's I can't even tell what time it is. I think it has to start out like XQC had to have shown up to some like rich event, rich people event

and like people were wearing nice clothes and then he must have gotten like pointed at and laughed at for like his shoes, some other watch he was wearing. He's light up Skechers with Velcro because he's not Italian. Some fucking like visor hat he was wearing at the time. He had to have been pointed and laughed at to have to go and like, by all means, see, see. He was like proving something. But at the end of the day, this comes down to the same thing.

It doesn't really matter. He makes millions. Nobody's opinions matter to these people because it's just kind of like, and it doesn't. We're just jealous babies. I mean, at the end of the day, that's how the cookie penis is.

Dude, you almost had it, Ryan. Come on. You almost fucking had it. That was pretty good, though. That was pretty good. I just have to act like, I have to pretend to be mature. Yeah, you gotta be the straight man, even though, you know. Don't bring that into it. I gotta be the guy guy that who is yeah

But anyway, I honestly I think we've dedicated enough of this podcast to our idols XQC and as mingold Ninja sorry the the trifecta it's the Holy Trinity that streamer community is insane because like whenever a new up-and-coming person. I'm kind of it right now. I'm not gonna like gish, you know, like drama, whatever. But whenever there's like a new up and coming person, it's like piranhas in the water, like all the kind of people in that group are like, all of a sudden like collabing with this one person who's up and coming and they're having them on their streams. And it seems like it's like this, this group that just funds itself essentially lifts itself up. So they're having them on their streams. And it seems like it's like this group that just funds itself essentially and lifts itself up. So they're essentially creating their own little

nepo babies within the Twitch industry. Yeah, and because it's someone that's on the come up, you know, that's a big wave. And they wanna grab onto that again, because they had that, now it's like, I can grab it again. I mean, they still have it, they're all millionaires. But it only increases it, you know? It's like surfing big waves. You. I mean they still have it there. There's all millionaires, but it only increases it You know it's like surfing big waves. You're always looking for the next bigger wave exactly

You know you know what I'm saying. Yeah, what is that bass sound that we keep hearing? Maybe someone moved a truck into the third floor That's possible like a little moving truck to help them move boxes around and they could possibly also a forklift They might be playing like house music from the speakers of the truck while they're like lifting those boxes and stuff. Forklifts, man. We gotta invest in one. You think so?

I think it's time. And if not a forklift- Every company needs a forklift. It's kind of like a requirement if you're a company. Doesn't matter what type. Forklift is always gonna come in handy. However, you do have to be certified. Maybe some pallets laying somewhere.

You at least need a few pallets also if you're a business. Just around in a corner or something. And maybe a box cutter sitting around. Yes. You know. Maybe even if it's lost and you can't find it. Don't forget the caution wet floor signs. You know? Maybe even it's lost and you can't find it. Don't forget, the caution wet floor signs. Need those, you know?

We probably need some. So. So Luke doesn't sue us when he slips. It's like we put a sign there. Well, I've been trying to combat the floors being slippery by you and I have been eating watermelon around the office and walking around. Love watermelon.

Yeah, we're trying to walk around and we eat it messy so the juice drips on the floor. And when it's still wet, you could slip, but when it dries, the floor is very sticky. And there's a lot more traction. Yeah, you're not gonna slip on a floor that your feet are sticking to. It's essentially like mountain climbing boots

with the little spikes in them. But you could be barefoot,'s that's the beauty of it It's like your feet are sticking to the floor Yeah, you don't ever have to worry about having a freak accident falling slipping hitting your head Luke does get a little upset He is like seriously what the fuck we got a mop. This is disgusting My my shoes are sticking to the floor in his light up sketchers with the velcro straps And we've tried to explain it to him. He doesn't really get it, but you know,

not everyone is always going to understand a stroke of genius when they see it. Or a stroke given by Watson. I don't know, you were yapping and I was trying to think of a joke. Just go to ads. Just go to ads. Welcome back! Matt just took a wonderful sip of orange monster. He's reinvigorated

with giggles, conversation, and happiness. That's right. And I don't want anyone taking that clip and editing it. Well, more of the second half of that. Yeah, that's literally, dude, that you read my mind. I was gonna say I don't want anyone taking that clip and cutting it, taking out the half in the beginning. So penis. Yeah, so I'm reinvigorated with penis That's not that's not true one bit whatsoever Maybe a little bit. Well, I mean, I guess technically your your penis your genitals do produce Testosterone whenever you see my genitals you you you get you you you have like this sudden like it's like this hidden energy that was only awakened through the side of my penis and balls

It's not like it to be clear to specify. It's not like a sexual energy that's awakened It's more like a print. I never stated it was but yeah, but People, you know, you know, they read things So it's more of a left to right You know, you know how they read things So it's more of a left to right Well, not all cultures some read right to left. Yeah manga. Well, they still read it I mean they they read it left to right, but they read the panels the panels right to left Sorry Arabic would I guess the Arabic language?

I'm beautiful Arabic language some even do it top to bottom, you know I'm beautiful Arabic language some even do a top to bottom You know Old Mongolian it was like a cursive that goes down pretty crazy about new Mongolian. They use the Cyrillic the Russian Letters, that's pretty crazy because you're Mongolian future Mongolian I'm guessing is probably going to use like beeps and boops boops. Beeps and boops, dots and clicks. Maybe some pops like that. I am really fucking curious about, because if you went 10,000 years in the past, you would not be able to understand,

well, okay, that's way too big of a time scale, I'm sorry. If you went 1,000 years in the past, you would not be able to. You went a few hundred years. Yeah, you wouldn't be able to understand English. People talking, it would be a completely different language. So if you go a thousand years in the future, English is obviously going to be very, very different.

But I'm just curious how, I don't know, maybe that actually slows, because now that things are documented and preserved. And the internet, everyone sees it, people are more ingrained into. Right, and they watch media over and over and over and The same media like people will still watch Forrest Gump in 2120 so I

Don't know how much it'll change because people will be so exposed to media where English is set as it is now So I feel like it may be plateaus any linguists Here no any cunning linguists asking come on linguists out there I feel like it will still change, but I think it just gradually slows well I Don't think will needs to change at all. I think he's a good guy on his own Yeah, will Turner from the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. I know who you're talking about. Okay. Yeah sacrifices life to be a captain of the

Net mile the blood yeah, not the black pearl who what what what what what are you captain the Davey Jones ship oh the Dutchman the Flying Dutchman The floating Dutchman no you got it wrong Davey Jones big boat No, you got it wrong. It's Davy Jones big boat. That just says that on the side. Davy Jones big locker. Davy Jones floating locker.

I'm gonna send you that Davy Jones big locker. Throwing big in there just makes it so much less threatening. Just makes it sound goofy. It's because the big is like, you're trying to add a descriptor to make it even more threatening, but it's very obvious. So so it's like you catch it like Davy Jones big locker. It sounds

like some goofy ass locker was like Davy Jones as lockers enough. It's a scary dude. He's in charge of the dead. The fucking Davy Jones locker I'm assuming is you know what it is euphemism for the bottom of the ocean? Euphemism for just the ocean. Like the ocean, right? It collects the dead. Right, so it's basically saying you're gonna be dead and drowned. Yeah. Your body's gonna be in the ocean. You'll be sent to Davy Jones Locker as in we're gonna sink your ship and you're gonna float to the bottom of the ocean. You know, there's so many different terms like

that because the mafia says like sleeping with the fishes. I wish these groups would just pick one and stick with it like I wish The mafia would just say Davy Jones locker or I wish they were more upfront You're gonna be dead. You're gonna be thrown in the ocean with with with cement bricks tied to your shoes. So you drown We're going to kill you That that maybe just doesn't sound as cool. I mean, it doesn't sound as cool But it's it's it's more it's cool in the sense of it's more badass and harsh like we're going to kill you is much more

direct and it's almost like holy shit. Dude if I was my boss and I wanted to fuck with people I'd go I'd go like Joker moment I'd be like I'd be walking around here with a gun pretend like you know you're a guy that I'm threatening and there's another dude who's your partner I just go So you watch me fart in his face and then I shoot him in the head so you know I truly have no remorse No no remorse because it's a joke to you Yeah

You know And then I'm sure you'd be like I'm fucked this guy means business I would be fucking terrified Dude I would be absolutely mortified. And I wouldn't know what to make of it. Because honestly, I think that that is more confusing and scary than if you just shot him.

Just point blank, if you just shot him. If you let a little toot out first, right in his face. It's like, this guy's sick. Yeah, it's like, he didn't just kill a guy, which is already pretty gross thing. Or at someone before he shoots them, just- Ha ha! What?

Sorry, I almost knocked over- Don't spill your energy, bro. It's actually just about empty. What you got in there, is that H2O? Mm-hmm. Is that dihydrogen monoxide? Would you like some? No, I'm good, thank you though.

I've actually decided just to cut water out entirely, because energy drinks just the most efficient because it's liquid so it hydrates you. Does water give you energy? No. No? It just makes you have to pee. It makes you more bloated. Yeah. Energy drinks give you energy and, you know, why drink water when you can have flavored water? It's easy. The question of the ancient fucking Roman times, brother.

Yeah. Why drink water when we have wine? Yeah. But look what happened to Rome. The question of the ancient fucking Roman times brother. Why drink water when we have wine? Yeah. But look what happened to Rome. Well that's not, they fell because they accepted homosexuals as a regular part of society. They were in bathhouses sucking each other's penises. That is why the Roman Empire fell. Not because of a...

They were all, all the men in the army were too busy being attracted to each other Yep, defend their the Rome. They didn't even notice they were being invaded They were sucking and and and licking each other's buttholes Let's just say the men in Roman army were too focused on being invaded in another way. Yeah Anal sex with another man oral sex oral sex sure or like Anal sex with another man oral sex oral sex sure or like Anything invaded of stimuli I guess invaded would imply though that it you know you're receiving the The gay sex yeah, I mean you're having the case. I'm a little you sure receive oral sex. Yeah, okay that makes sense then

Well you can be on the receiving end like someone could be holding your head sure but but being invaded You know I wouldn't refer to you to getting some gay sloppy top as being invaded. However, having anal sex with a penis is going inside my ass, would definitely, you could use the euphemism of being invaded much, much more clear. Yeah, sure. I'm just saying that like, you don't all, like gay people just have sex in the butt, you know, they have sex in each other's mouths sometimes yeah they do mouth sex sometimes and then sex in the butt but you guys liking this guys we're

trying to AI the second it surpasses us it's over for humanity so we're trying to keep upping our comedy game so it cannot catch up. That's what we've been doing all episode. We're throwing it off. Yep, we're continuously honing in our craft, wetting our swords on a wet stone, not like liquid wise. Yeah, W-H.

W-H-E-T. Yes. Yeah, we're wetting our stones, so those damn cyborgs can't fucking catch up to us I'm talking about like a penis being our stone and it being wet. We're talking about the actual like one word wet stone However, though you have you have just come up with a very good euphemism there. You're wet. I'm wetting my sword Hey, I might have to see if I have a I might need a little help with my wet stone in the I might need a little help with my wet stone in the

Back of my carriage. I'm saying this while I'm like on the road passing by Window down Yeah, I imagine do you like I'm like a red light like in a car so I'm in like medieval times Okay, like I'm I have two asses on the rain. Maybe just one ass I have two asses on the rain maybe just one ass And I'm essentially sitting in a giant bucket like a giant wooden bucket with some hay in it That's on wheels. There doesn't even have to be on wheels. It could just be dragged by the by the asses It's on two stone spheres that I that I marbled out myself. It's it's perfect. It's like a unicycle It's balanced on top of a rolling sphere. It's dumb

fucking I always wonder stuff like the wheel like Or fire I don't came first the wheel of cheese Or the wheel I think they modeled the wheel after the wheel of cheese right makes more sense because someone was looking at it They were like That's a good idea. Yeah, you could you around with that. If this wasn't cheese, it would roll. Cheese can still roll. I'm just saying that it could carry a, I don't know.

I guess what I'm wondering is, they talk about man discovering fire, they talk about man discovering the wheel, and I don't think it was just one day in the- Woman discovering sin. Well, that was pretty much the first thing that happened, which kind of ended up being the downfall of humanity. But some of y'all aren't ready for that conversation. Nope.

But did one person discover the wheel and then it spread? Or I feel like is it like around the same time generally and like within the same hundred years or so we became advanced enough where many people across the world kinda came to that conclusion and started using them, you know? Same with like fire. Cooking stuff. Someone discovered you don't get sick if you put the meat. But before cooking meat, they were used to eating raw meat,

so it wouldn't necessarily make you sick right off the bat. It just tasted better. Yeah. And also salt, like salts and stuff would help preserve the meat longer, so you wouldn't get sick from the meat that you, that was just spoiled because it was out. Taking one of those ship voyages back in like the 1400s where it's before they discovered the New World and it's just like, no not one of those ship voyages, I'm talking about explorers. Yeah.

Just explorers on scientific ventures with just other explorers. Like the Spaniards. No, no. Well that was in 1700s so. This is the- But you mean like ancient, not ancient uh, well that was in 1700s. So this is this but you mean like ancient Not ancient, but you talking about like tribes. I'll make it here. I'll make it better the people like Polynesian cultures Like how they how they were very see the seafaring they would you know build or Moana's people exactly Moana's people They would build a rack. They would build a raft

back in the day dude before like all that shit they would build a raft get on and go well we don't know if there's anything else out there but might as well just go and they would just fucking go out into the nothingness. Off to the new world we're discovering the new fucking world. Praying that they would they would come across land. Well at the time they were probably scared of going over the edge of the world Yes They probably did they thought it ended at some point

When when was it? Not just you know First like purported but like when was it generally? Like known that the earth was round like at what point was that? known that the earth was round like at what point was that oh Luke still doesn't know he won't choose not to believe it but a majority of the population that's what I want to ask when I feel like it was a lot more recent than you'd think because who was it that was a Copernicus that or Aristotle that claimed the Sun the earth orbited the sun instead?

Was gradually adopted through the old world during the middle ages and late antiquity after Hellenistic astronomy established it as a physical fact in the third century BC. Whoa. Before Christ. So Christ knew it was a globe. He knew it was a round ball. I mean the Bible states as such. Yeah, I remember using that point in like fighting for my faith debates. But how did the Bible know? In your apologetics? Yes, in my apologetics. For

God's sake, that's what that's called. I'm very apologetic, apologetics. I don't know what, it is apologetics, you're right. I just don't know why it's called. Apologizing for being a Christian. You're not. Well, I think the root of that word must mean something different because apostles, you're,

I don't know dude I help I don't know I'm the one that started the kind of think about and you're the one who's overloading my brain with too much stimuli here's Mount Rushmore a picture of it and if yep oh we're back are you are you calm down I'm feeling better. Yeah. Okay. Feeling a lot better. I hope you enjoyed that picture of Mount Rushmore for the viewing audience and for the audio audience.

I hope you enjoyed that. Well, what sound effect do you want in there? A gong. A gong. Just put a big, yeah. Might be a little, it's fine. Keep the gong sound effect. That's fine.

I'm just saying it might be a little, you's fine, keep the gong sound, that's fine, I'm just saying it might be a little, you know, the Mount Rushmore, an American monument. What, you want an American sound? No, no, it's fine. It's more of a commentary on- We are a melting pot, you know. Right, well it's more of a commentary on the Chinese infiltration of, you know,

our media and our government. So, yeah, I think it's pretty clever actually but the Chinese government I'm not saying anything about the Chinese people I'm saying the Chinese government you know they're not they're not very good unless they're watching this then they're there I love the Chinese government I shouldn't even get in I fucked up yeah it's up. Yeah. It's too late. To apologize, it's too late. But it's not too late.

It's not too late for another bit. It's never too late. That's true, it's never too late for another bit. And I got the best bit of the night. Ready? Knock knock, who's there? All of our beautiful Patreon supporters whose names are shown on screen right now as

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Change the name again? It's a, you know, I told Luke, I said, what if I told you we changed the name? And he said, I wouldn't even flinch. And I was like, well, you're not gonna flinch then. He's gonna be mad. Why? I don't know.

He's just jealous that he didn't come up with that name. That we're not calling it the Super Luke Show, even though Luke's not even on it. He's been pitching that for. He's just editing it he didn't come up with that name. That we're not calling it the Super Luke Show. Even though Luke's not even on it. He's just editing it. I love the work that you do and stuff. It's great. I think that the Super Luke Show, you know, our names aren't even in it. It's misleading.

And I feel like it opens us up to litigation maybe by false advertising. Because now there's money involved where people are paying money. And if they pay money to see the Super Luke show, that could be a class action lawsuit. That'd get Matt and Ryan from Super Mega. Right. So, you know, Luke, I know you're listening

because you're editing this right now. That's also a no go for the Supermini Luke show. Yeah, I mean. I don't even like the name, I think it's very run on and long or whatever. Well and also he just took the new name we came up with and threw his name in there. Yeah.

Luke, we're not doing anything with your name. It's now, it was Supermega Show Junior, Supermega Junior, now it's Supermini Show. And we hope you guys like that. And we hope you guys like this podcast. This was episode fucking 20, dude. Already on 20. Can you believe that? Also, one last thing.

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