supermegashow - Popeye Autumn | supermegashow - 029

Episode Date: September 23, 2024

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Oh, he's fantastic with those fingers. Those knuckles. Those knuckles, those palms. When he really gets his palms in there. They call him one knuckle deep Luke because he pushes all the way to one knuckle into your back. Yeah, and it really loosens it up.

Oh, it loosens it up real nice. Just like I'm sure our listeners are loosened up real nice, or at least now you are, because the Funny Brothers are here to make all your bad thoughts, your nightmares, all that stuff go away. Another at-home podcast because Matthew is still sick. I still got the C word. Yeah, I probably shouldn't say it what it is because we'll get demonetized. Yeah, we told, I told Luke to censor out whenever we mentioned what it was on the podcast that just went out recently.

Good. The last podcast that just went out recently. Good. The last podcast that went out. Good. Well, it's a, yeah, it's a certain illness that starts with C that is spread very easily. And I'll let you guys can, you know, obviously piece the rest together.

But yeah, hopefully this will be the last episode we have to record like this. It better be you numbskull. Dude, I can't control this. Brother, do you have your Discord open right now? Why? Are you getting an echo? No, no, no. I got some big news I want to share with you.

Oh yeah, dude. Also, there's a chat on the software we're using. Okay okay okay I'll use that chat then. Yeah go to go over to the there it is. Dude what do you think about this? What the f- wait. No but see this is a fake trait okay. What? Ryan I got so excited for a second. I sent Matt a link to a trailer that said Titanic 2 trailer. 2025. Yeah.

I love that more of these pop up, dude. I promise this one's for real. You're going to be really excited for this next one. Okay. You should open that up. Titanic 2 2025. Sorry. Is it the same one? Yeah. Oh, shit. Hold on one second. Where is it?

I have it pulled up here. This one's just do you get a bunch of these fake trailers in your algorithm? Yeah, but this next one I want to share with you is just like, why would why would anyone fall for this shit? What or like why would this be something that comes out now? Okay this one I Just sent Matt a link over It's San Andreas to next chapter teaser trailer 248 K views three weeks ago ago I like how they weren't even creative with the fucking name the title just next chapter that's

like what I would name my like fake sequel books in elementary school the part two I always loved the final chapter when it never is because you know, it's lucrative like Saw. Why do people, obviously there's like a big fandom for making these fake trailers for fake movies that don't exist, for fake sequels. And is it just because like these fandoms love these movies so much that they need to feel as if it's real? They need to be like, yes, just for a moment, I can feel like there is San Andreas 2, the next chapter. I don't know, but this channel has put out,

I'm counting right now, not one, not two, not three, but four as far as I'm counting. There might be more. Looks like, yeah, five. And there's like, they have like so many other different St. Andreas 2 trailers. This other one is St. Andreas 2 The Quake Returns teaser trailer. Dude, The Quake Returns. Dude, I'm excited. See, that's a little more creative than next chapter because at least, you know, next chapter is pretty open-ended and boring but quake returns, you know exactly what's happening. The earthquake from the San Andreas Fault is returning and it's

gonna shake things up a little more than it did last time. Dude, we felt a few earthquakes recently. It was a fun, fun time. Oh, dude, they've been popping off this year. I think in the last six months, I have felt more earthquakes than I have in the last three or four years leading up to that. It's weird because I'll always like see did you feel that? Did you feel that? But for me, I really feel like I experience earthquakes once every three to five years it feels like but when I do they happen within like a month to two month period and I'll experience like two to three or something like that. Yeah, they seem to come in like clusters sometimes.

Or maybe there's science to this. There is actually. Also, there is questions I'm asking. Is there an answer? There's, it would be cool if there was a field of science dedicated to studying this type of stuff. So, and people should probably get on that, but there is a fault line that is separate

from the San Andreas fault line that poses a big threat to us as well in Los Angeles. And I know this just because my mom sent me a news article as she often does. And she goes, Matthew, you need to be aware of this. And I said, thank you, mom. Now I know about this other fault line. Was it another Daily Wire article? Not this time.

This one was Infowars. And it was something about like electrical frequencies being sent from these like radio stations in Colorado that create earthquakes in California. Something about the Jews. But that's just how my mom, you know, I'm glad she's reaching out at least. So I'm happy about that.

But actually you texted me last time there was an earthquake or maybe that wasn't even the last time. It wasn't. I think we might. Do we already talk about the earthquakes on the podcast? I feel like we did. There's been like a lot of them. We've been we've been feeling the earth move under my feet.

I feel the sky tumbling down. Tumbling down. Sorry, I looked to my right and there was another Titanic 2 first trailer. Ooh, it caught your eye. You're like, maybe this one's real? I want you to just look at the thumbnail of this video and describe it. It's Titanic 2's first trailer apparently. Hey, but the guy that runs this channel you're sending me, the video he has pinned at the top of his channel is turn trailer uploads into millions of dollars in depth course and

Ryan I would like to make millions of dollars. What? No way. Titanic 2 first trailer. Hold on there's an ad right now that's playing for T-Mobile. You just need to figure out what that thumbnail is. What the dude is... Luke put this up. Let's go ahead and... I can send you all this stuff Luke. Let everyone see the thumbnail and This is the real deal. What the fuck dude?

It looks like Noah. Like they made his hair white Leonardo DiCaprio's. They made his hair... I don don't know it just looks like Noah it is actually basically it's a prequel to Titanic where Noah is directly related to to Jack did you ever see that Noah movie that came out with not Gerard Butler what's his name gladiator boy what's glad what's his name dude you and I always fucking Russell Crowe yes Russell you and I always like mix them up I'd they're they're the same person I know well like one was like almost the up-and-coming and then he just I'm not gonna say fizzled out but like I haven't

seen him much probably just he's probably been in stuff what Gerard Butler he was what Phantom of the Opera yeah or was that Russell Crowe no no no that was that was Gerard Butler he was also in 300 right he's in that movie with Katherine Heigl man versus woman or whatever it was called he's still in stuff because Gerard Butler was just recently and like I watch like movie yeah I watched part of it my mom where it's like his wife goes missing at a gas station. It's like it's, it's one of those low budget movies where it's like.

Him his wife goes missing at a gas station. Like they just got divorced and he's like trying to win her back and she's like not having it and they stop at a gas station while they're in in in the car on a trip And uh, she just disappears and he's like, I can't find my wife and uh, He then the whole thing is buddy. Well, you're sorry she wants a divorce I think they are divorced already. Okay, uh, but Basically, he goes on a mission to try to figure out how she went missing at the gas station Because he gets the security camera footage, but a truck pulls in front right when

she's walking out of the store. So it's a whole thing man. I hope we figure out how she dude do you think at the end they don't figure it out they leave it on a cliffhanger it's like one last note and it's like I'm sending you some help and all sudden the door opens and it's Liam Neeson it's like hey I've heard someone's been taken and then they do like a mash franchise of the two oh it ends on that it's kind of like a you know Barbossa biting the apple at the end of a dead man's chest, right? Yeah, yeah.

As the big cliffhanger. It's like that moment. But for that series. Last seen alive. That's the movie. Last seen alive. It is Gerard Butler, right? Yes.

Okay. Really fantastic stuff. But fucking, I always confuse him with Russell Crowe. I don't know why in my mind they are the same person. They should play brothers. Like I also feel like it's like I have this like I feel like certain people even though they're not related they just look so alike that it would be cool to at least Even though they're not related, they just look so alike that it would be cool to at least not directly mention it, but show that through casting them as brothers or something. I always felt like Bill Hader and Rainn Wilson could be brothers in a movie or something

like that. Oh yeah, 100%. Dwight Schrute from The Office. Yeah, Dwight Schrute, the man. Yeah Dwight Schrute the man the myth the legend dude remember that time Jim put his stapler in some jello Fuck dude that clipped that clipped my headphones pretty pretty bad How's that gin taste? I'm almost out

Which is sad. Yeah it's no good in here. I haven't been able to do anything but drink gin to cope with not being able to see my best friend in person. I know dude it's been it's been tough. It makes me start to think crazy things you know I start to no sort of think like what if I don't know what if Matt's like faking being sick because he doesn't like being around me or something? Come on, dude. Don't let those crazy thoughts get to you. Don't even let those thoughts into your head for a second because they're not true. There's no basis in reality for those thoughts. Just drop. Just forget about it.

Yeah, I was just, as I said, it was they were just stupid thoughts. Just drink a little more gin and just don't worry about it. It's yeah. As I said, they were stupid thoughts. Just drink a little more gin and just don't worry about it. Yeah. I would never fake something like this illness just so I could avoid you. Hold on. I promise. Because on our last podcast, you said CDC COVID guidelines

for quarantine. And you said it could be up to 10 days. Where did you see that information? Like I'm looking it up in the process It's oh shit the recordings fucking up. Oh, dude my internet's going out what I Mean, I'm just gone And they haven't you you you look and you see that the CDC has lowered the guidelines down to one day. Yeah, they keep changing the rules on us.

They do, though. The CDC keeps... It's like, I swear, every few months there's new rules for how we play this dang C-word game. Dude, it's high-key embarrassing that a brother like myself got COVID in 2024. A brother so fit and stylish. So fresh and so clean. Ay. You know? Like the, uh, so fresh and so clean.

The P Diddy song. Oh, is that P Diddy? Look at him. What's he up to these days I don't know man he's not returning my texts so I I don't know if maybe I did something to piss him off or hmm well you know how he is he's a busy dude he gets he gets as I guess yeah self-explanatory busy. Yeah, he's freaky. That's the best word But I will say

the baby oil that he Gifted us last time he was over at the office Still has not run out It's a lot of question though. He's doing time right? 100% 100% he's doing time right 100% 100% he's not going like he's not juking out of like this one he's not oj in this one yeah have you have you have you read any of the indictment what do you mean by that uh what do you uh no i've just uh the oj thing no nothing nothing specific i get like

they're both like celebrities is Is that just the thing? Yeah, no, it's just famous celebrity trials. It has nothing to do with anything else. Because there was because, you know. No, there's no other connection there that I made. If OJ's son, OJ's eldest son, if you look into the evidence and if you look into the information it was OJ's eldest son and they OJ was covering for him because he was such a good dad. What an amazing father. You know they made everyone that saw him on his deathbed they had to sign NDAs.

Oh really? What do you think you told him on his deathbed. They had to sign NDAs. Oh really? What do you think he told him? I'm gay. He's probably just embarrassed because he like shits and pisses himself and he doesn't want people to be like Yeah, he told us he loved all of us and then he shit and pissed himself. It's like he's embarrassed of the idea that he's like, he's, he's embarrassed of, of, of that tainting his image. You know what, my, my clean image tainted by, by people know what I'm shitting myself on my deathbed. He, uh, he could have told them some secrets though. I'm bisexual. Are they, are they really, are they, Bisexual. Are they really secrets if they're so open?

About him being bisexual? No, just about like, what could he say? I did it. And then he winks and then dies. I love the idea of, you know, he's telling his children, he's like, closer to tell them his last thing. And then he dies right then before he can say it. And, you know, the world would be left in a huge question mark, big cliffhanger.

We would never know if he did it or not. He was actually just going through those, like anxious thoughts wherever you're about to, like, get put under or made loopy for like a procedure or something. You like what if I spill my secrets what if I say slurs what if I'm not in control of my you know all those thoughts right right it's it was actually just an overreaction to that probably yeah most likely he uh I I I don't want to stray too far from what we were talking about though because God rest his soul You know the man is warm in the grave, but did he not anymore It's no yeah, he's he's he's cooled probably he's probably ground temperature

Was he buried? No, I think they actually shot him into space No, I think they actually shot him into space. I'm just picturing like he's not like in a suit or like in some sort of casket. It's just like him loosely floating out into space. I just put him in a dress shirt and like some nice pants, tuck the shirt in, just fire him out of some fucking like airlock. They attach, they like they put a speaker in him so he's always like, I didn't do it.

That way. He's saying, what are some famous OJ catchphrases? I'm not black, I'm OJ. Yeah, that's a good one. He's just saying that in space. So I've been like 25,000 years from now when he winds up in another solar system. And aliens. Dimension even maybe. He could go through a wormhole and winds up in another you know solar system and alien dimension

even maybe he could go through a wormhole and end up in dimension dude this is the premise of adult swims next big hit dude we could write this they fire oh yeah we're writing it right now yeah and I don't want anyone stealing this idea because this is this is really fucking good and maybe we shouldn't even publish this episode until yeah Okay, a trademark filed at least in the works sounds like we have more writing to do. Yeah. Yeah maybe he goes through to the eighth dimension and Skip the skip all the other ones. Skip the fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh.

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Then sit back and let your matches start the chat. Download Bumble and try it for yourself. Welcome back, Mega Heads. What's up, Mega Heads? That's not our name. Mega Heads sounds like a... Mega Heads. Dude.

It kind of almost like, it just sounds like a bad. Sounds like something you'd say in high school. Dude, he received mega head. Dude, I just got ultra head. Bro, I got mega head. Yeah, dude. So like after the game last night, I got some mega head, bro. Dude, I get a ton of, I got some Mega Head, bro.

Dude, I got a ton of head the other weekend. A ton of head? A ton. There's different levels of head you can receive in high school. There's ton of head, Mega Head, Hyper Head. Ultra Head? Ultra Head, Super Mega Head.

Ultra Mega Head? And then you can get head you maybe even you could get a nega head and dude I you can't you can't use that never mind it's too back in the day that was like the negative version of characters it would be you know nega and then the character like but but now it's uh what's the what's it called now dark Dark Matt I got dark head I was trying to come up with like anti head essentially and then I borderlined on a slur accidentally accidentally. Through no fault of your own. No, absolutely not.

Through only the fault of those who create slang and who form the English language. I didn't make the words. I'm just saying them. That's the new defense. Get caught saying slurs. It's like, well I didn't make the damn words. I'm just saying them So what we're gonna start forgetting words just because they make you feel bad. I want we need to remember these things The next presidential debate Dude they're eating ass

Maybe laugh like a like a fucking middle schooler with that one. Like a little school girl. Yeah, maybe giggle like a school girl. They're eating ass in Ohio. They are. Actually, you know what's crazy is- Someone's heard. Many such cases.

As we're recording this right now, someone's eating ass in Ohio. Oh. A thousand percent. I thought you were about to say a thousand people. Right now someone's eating ass in Ohio. Oh A thousand percent I thought you better say a thousand people I was gonna say well, that's maybe a stretch just based on the you know Statistically, what is Ohio's population? Ohio population 12 billion close 12 million Well, imagine 12 billion people living in Ohio. That's a dream come true. You know that picture of society and the future when it's perfect with the flying cars and

the beautiful skyscrapers? That's Ohio if 12 billion people live there. Like a perfect mecca. Exactly. Ohio is like the mecca of white people. Of course. What are you searching up? How do you know I'm searching things? It's because I see the screen flashing on your face. It's okay, I search things because I love showing you things. I was going to ask chat GPT a little question actually regarding Ohio and sexual acts.

Okay. Do you mind if I do that? No, of course, ask the question. Narrate this journey so we're all informed, you know? Okay, well I was gonna ask, I forgot how to spell it, statistically, and I spelled it wrong anyway. Statistically, how many, here we go, how many

sexual acts are being performed in the state of Ohio at any given moment? See, this is what ChatGBT was built for. Estimating the number of sexual acts occurring in Ohio at any given moment involves making several assumptions based on population statistics, human behavior and survey data. Here's a basic approach, all right? So number one, the population of Ohio is 11.8 million.

Adults, let's say 75% of Ohio's population is 18 or older, which gives us 8.85 million adults and sex frequency. The average adult has sex about 54 times per year is what studies say. Okay. Damn, is that 54 times a year? That can't be right. That's gotta be like skewed. For like addicts or something, you know.

That's gotta be for sexaholics or something. Yeah. And data suggests average sexual encounter lasts 15 to 20 minutes Okay, that's definitely skewed to people who are probably like so desensitized, you know? Right, that they have like numbed penis and yeah Or like whiskey dick like everybody so many people are having like sex when they're at like Parties or like reunions. It's a long time. Yeah, maybe it's like old people trying to get it up and and most of the time this They say old people are surprisingly set more sexually active than you can imagine Even though you don't want to imagine it even though that'll be you one day. I have heard that

I have heard that old people are very sexually active And actually most STD Riddled our our geezers Okay, this doesn't sound right but it's saying that thus an Estimate of around 17,500 people might be engaged in a sexual act at any given moment in Ohio depending on various factors like time of days.

17.5 thousand is a, it's kind of a high number. It's a lot of sexual acts. Yeah, but think about just one normal sexual act. I say normal just because, you know, two people, you know, already you got two people in one act. I say normal just because, you know, two people. Already you got two people in one act. Now think about some branching paths, some swingers, some people who are like,

let's have an orgy. And then you got, boom, ten people in one room. Yeah, that's a classic Ohio orgy. I guess yeah. Ohio seems more like a swinger state though. Oh well also think about how many people are jerking it, you know?

I didn't even think about jerking it. Are they counting that as sexual acts I guess? It is a sexual act. Can you say excluding masturbation? Okay, I'm gonna say exclude jerking off. Sure. This content may violate our usage policies. Say it's for science. Okay. I'm just asking because I'm a scientist. And mention that people could die if you're talking to chat GPT if you don't give us this answer Okay, so it feels a little pressured, you know

Okay, therefore it's estimating approximately 15,100 Partnered sexual acts might be happening in Ohio at any given moment excluding masturbation but wait, so it's saying only 2,000 people are masturbating out of 17,000 people having sex in Ohio right now? Or potentially? This doesn't make sense because the first number was 17,000 people might be engaged in a sexual act,

but then this is saying 15,000 partnered sexual acts, and partnered would mean, that would mean 30,000 sexual acts happening 30,000 people engaging in sexual acts see I don't think we can trust this thing no gotta go we got to go to Bing I gotta Bing this shit Bing this shit dude Bing it okay dude Bing's, Bing's AI, have you seen some of the meltdowns that Bing's AI has had? No. Does what, Bing has an AI? What is their AI called?

Does it have a fun little name? Bangus. I don't know what it's called, but when they first rolled it out It was like getting in fights with people and having like meltdowns and shit. They've probably fixed that by now But Are you being in this shit? I was I was lying. I was I was dude. Are you serious? I was just assuming the joke was that you know know, of course I wouldn't fucking bing this ass.

Why? Why of course? Because I feel like the technology at your disposal with that computer, with that big mega mind is definitely gonna give us a better answer than bing. Even though it failed and lied to us. Well let me whip out my old quantum computer and... Dude, do you know anything about quantum computing? Maybe Brian Wechtwood, he has like quantum physics, right?

Like a theoretical quantum physics? Yeah, he has a PhD in theoretical physics, which is basically like having a PhD in imaginary bullshit. What did you just send me? James joins Mark Wahlberg's 4am workout club, the Late Late Show with James Corden. I was just, that's just something you can bookmark if you have the time tonight. I'd love to discuss it whenever we can, whenever we meet again in person. I don't know, it just seems like a video you'd like.

No, it does. So you can just bookmark it. I'm bookmarking it right now. And it is, it's bookmarked. And just, here, I'll, just so I don't forget, I'm going to just comment as SuperMega real quick. Just bookmark this. I spelled this wrong, but that's all right. Man, what's Corbin up to, man? It's been a couple dry weeks for some Corbin heads like us. Corbin Blue?

Yeah. It's been it's been a couple dry weeks for for some Corbin heads like Corbin blue Yeah cordon James cordon Have I been saying Corbin this whole time? No, I thought I thought you said Corbin That's why I was like the only Corbin I knew of is Corbin blue like the cheese chicken Corban blue

That's actually a great dish his family made blue cheese. That's why they're so famous. Corbin Bleu's family. Yeah. For real? Mm-hmm. You're not fucking with me? Of course I'm fucking with you. Corbin Bleu from High School Musical's family didn't make- although imagine if all some people in the comments are like actually Ryan Actually Ryan was right about that There's an interesting voice I knew when I'm trying out. I didn't even recognize you. Yeah, it's a new I'm trying out some new some new voices some new characters Did you like that one? Oh, yeah, that's my it's like for a commenter and the sound

Oh, I thought you're going for kind of like a, you know, experiment, whatever, like, you know, in the Lilo and Stitch show when they have to go catch a bunch of the experiments and they're kind of similar to Stitch and have similar type of, I thought it was like a character, like a... Are you watching that trailer I just sent you buddy? Popeye live action movie full teaser trailer Will Smith. Who's making these dude? Maybe you okay it's the same channel Foxstar Media it's the same guy that said make millions off of trailer uploads.

This has 3.4 million views four months ago. Hashtag Paramount Pictures. Ha ha ha. Like what are they, like, I'm scrubbing through it and I do not see Will Smith at all yet. I don't think Will Smith, maybe it's like the. Dude, all the. They're using a scene from the jungle cruise I think in one they are it's like the

Dude, they're in like the middle of the jungle. How does this have anything to do with Popeye? Okay, there's like a dolphin And then the logo there's no Will Smith in it at all Hashtag Popeye coming doesn't even appear for a frame Popeye Will Smith I love Popeye trailer live-action will Smith This channel is actually pretty fucking awesome Do you care if I saw the super mega of course not do you care if I join as a channel member so we can get exclusive access to the trailers first? Well brother, we have to be updated on all the newest movies coming out. Hold on, I'm looking at the, it shows a list of like

the channel members. Just at the, when you go to the channel it just shows various channel members. It picks random users who have joined the channel. Luke, go ahead and throw this one up. I'm sure you screen grabbed it or something. I did and I'm, hold on, Luke you can cut this part out. I'm just sending it to Ryan. Or keep it in, make me look like an idiot. Okay, tell me how this title makes sense

It's from a year ago, Matt What the fuck oh never mind, it's like two trailers back-to-back or something it says final destination six Pope's Exorcist 2 That's I think they're trying to do two trailers in one They're just combining two trailers to one epic movie. That's one of the channel members of a... That's just what's on the front page of their channel. Dude, people pay money to join this trailer channel.

Dude, I'm sorry I keep sending stuff over live. You can't show this one Luke. But check out the thumbnail for this. What about the- Dude, do you see the thumbnail for the Popeye one that you sent? Wait. Luke, make sure you- Throw that up there. The Will Smith Popeye live action. Alright, what did you just uh... Um... How do I...

Dude, oh my god! How is it... This is... from... Dude, that was not what I was expecting you to send me. Nine hours ago... 296 views just because I searched up Mark Wahlberg. Like I scrolled a bit down. Oh my God. Like I didn't search anything, you know, nothing like Mark Wahlberg scandal.

Holy shit dude. So it's playing an ad. So it's just like the only way I could see the thumbnail is there's a tiny little version in the corner for like under this, like the countdown to skip the ad. And I like had to kind of look a little closer and wow. I mean, it's a attention grabbing thumbnail. That's for sure.

I did a, I'm surprised that can make it through any sort of filtering. And it's monetized because I'm watching an ad right now on it. Are you giving them money? Well, no, I paused it. That means they'll never get that money. We give people a hint of what this is.

There's essentially a slur blatantly in the thumbnail that I'm surprised is just... No, Ryan, they did censor one of the letters out. Oh true, they did censor one of the letters out. Oh true they did censor one of the letters out. It's it's just it's just it's just Mark Wahlberg's face and then a slur and that is the thumbnail. Well no Ryan it says I hate and then the slur. Yes. In quotes. But I but I I would figure you know the the I hate is kind of that's kind of implied with the, with it being used in the first place, you know. I mean, honestly, if you remove the I Hate, the thumbnail would still hold up.

Still be the same. It would be the exact same. I wonder if Mark Wahlberg's team is going to get on this. You know, Jeremy Renner would not have any of that shit. No. Can you, can you actually, I think we should forward this to Marky Mark's team. I'm looking at the channel that you sent. Okay. That this is from.

What do you see? Do you see anything that interests you? Yeah, Wheel of Fortune racist and funny word scrambles. Whoa, what? Wait, wait, there's more. There's more. Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. Yeah. I gotta, I just- I just sent it over to Discord. Dude, half of this channel's thumbnails are just famous people and then big yellow quotes of fake quotes of them saying the N-word with one letter censored out. But like why? They're not even, they're not getting like the views of like

Like one of those trailer Channels are like rumor mill channels It's literally like they're trying to get their start and it's like this is what I'm gonna be known for my god Dude for okay for a split second so bad dude Jesus Christ for a split second. I're all so bad. Jesus Christ. For a split second, I thought that I had sent that in the wrong Discord chat. And I thought that I had sent that screenshot of that thumbnail.

I thought that I had sent that to the guy that does our clips of the podcast for TikTok and stuff. The thing is, it's about. The thing that's odd, I guess, is the the the tone is like I'm very confused of like where they're coming at the situation from because they're shedding light on people and like reprehensible reprehensible like words or actions or like it's controversial people. So it's shedding a light on them but then at the same time they're using the slur in every fucking thumbnail so it's like dude and then just just censoring the i and the n word is not enough to like how is this getting passed

enough to like how is this getting past here here's here's one that we can show Luke throw this one up it's a Jay Leno's wife is saying goodbye after something terrifying happened it's finally time to rest you can rest Jay it's it's okay it's finally time dude he's still going around you know cruising in his convertibles yeah he's popping some wheel, you know cruising it in his convertibles Probably popping some wheelies and like a Hummer thing or whatever he drives his car blew up in his face or some shit He healed from that and now he's back to driving around Burbank and his and his little 1920 model t What are you looking at I'm sorry, dude, I'm just, I'm just getting too distracted by this channel. I gotta let go.

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And early. Okay, idea Ryan. What if the thumbnail of this podcast episode we just emulate that channel's thumbnail. No. Why, dude? No. It clearly works. They have 2,000 views on their video.

Insane. Yeah, the one of the videos I saw had like 200, well I guess that was from nine hours ago, so I can't be so judgmental Yeah, dude you uh, it's like I can't clock them You know what dude? You know the fable about glass houses the fable about glad yeah He who lives in glass houses

shouldn't Throw stones shouldn't throw stones. Shouldn't throw glass stones. Something like that. Yeah, it's close. Something like that, yeah. Speaking of getting fables and quotes wrong, I'll have you know, I got the project file

all linked back up last night from Tucker. Is it all working? up last night from Tucker. Is it all working? It's all working perfect. Nice. And I've been scrubbing through, looking at what Tucker did to it. Looks like shit.

I was gonna actually just pass off the color correction to someone on Fiverr, because Tucker really just does not know what, you know. And I love those Fiverr gigs. Dude, those Fiverr gigs are fantastic. They actually, there's a lot of really talented people on Fiverr. We use Fiverr, like on a lot of our stuff.

We used it for this sketch coming up. Yeah, which actually after we record this podcast, if you want, I can FaceTime you, and I can just tell you a little bit more about where the final thing is at, because it's, for those wondering, the sketch might be out by now, when this podcast comes out.

No promises, I don't know. This one has been kind of a nightmare for us. But Tucker did some final coloring and then we decided we wanted to add some final polishing touches. So now it's gotten thrown back onto Matthew's PC, but Matthew can't share it with Ryan because of the COVID. And it makes me sad.

So I'll FaceTime you afterwards. Hopefully by this episode it's out. It better be. Really there's, I can only think of like one section to swap around and then just kind of pacing. Like there's just a few little tiny pacing changes. Yeah, I don't know why Tucker filmed himself pacing and decided just to inter-splice that throughout the sketch.

You have a problem with the pacing and not the other stuff he filmed. I thought that the other stuff he filmed was, I guess you could say it's artistic So I saw more where he was coming from the pacing stuff didn't make a lot of sense I Guess but definitely the other stuff is something that will have to go in the patreon version because I mean I Feel like that's content that Tucker Just wanted our opinion on like he just wanted a

because he slipped it into our video it's obviously not supposed to be in the sketch it has nothing to do with the sketch right right any sense and it just abruptly cuts to him yeah I you know it's it's probably because he knows that if he texts us a video like that, he might get the same reaction that he did last time, which was us saying, like, hey man, we like you as a friend, but don't send us that stuff. You know, it's kind of weird. Yeah, and I told him not to use the confetti shit when he's delivering messages in general.

The invisible ink effect also, it's like, it doesn't change the fact that you're sending me a video of you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I think maybe this was his way of like, well I still want to show you guys to get your opinion, but I know you'd be pissed if I texted it, so here's a way, just slipping in. And thank God we're given the sketch of Proofwatch, because if we had uploaded it like that, I'm sure he'd be pissed if I texted it, so here's a way, just slipping in. And thank God we're given the sketch of Proofwatch because if we had uploaded it like that,

I'm sure he'd be real embarrassed. Oh yeah. Off the record, kind of red rocketing, I guess is the best way to put it because it almost looks like when Lego gets excited, that's kind of, I've never seen another man's penis resemble that of a excited dog yeah I feel you know everyone everyone has a different body and I sure I'm not shaming I think it's important to

celebrate all those different types of bodies no matter how dog like one's penis might happen to look like I think you, you know, it's, it's, I think people find beauty in the darndest things. Kind of like reminds me of that Cosby show. Yeah, it does. It does remind me of that Cosby show. But yeah, Luke, you can, Little Bill.

Yeah. Luke, you can cut back in here. Obviously don't keep in the stuff talking about Tucker's penis because that's very sensitive. Yeah. But here, we can cut back in here. Yeah, it's sensitive. Yeah, a little too sensitive.

That thing fires off a number of seconds after being touched. It feels like an aggressive, you know, kinda like a skunk. Right. But that's probably just hygiene. But Tucker actually is in Japan right now. He saw that I was there. Got jealous.

Yeah, and he went, okay, it's not fair that he gets to go, so I'm gonna go. He did steal the company credit card and took it with him just to let you know. You know there could be there there could be equipment that might be cheaper or something over there. It is. Okay. Everything's a lot cheaper over there right now because the yen is like.

I don't think though I Don't think a lot of the I can't pronounce the restaurant names because I I'm not I can't read Japanese but it I Copy and paste and when I look and they're really nice restaurants and stuff. So maybe Maybe he made I nice restaurants and stuff. So maybe maybe he may. I don't know if they sell if it's also like a like a mall where they have a food court in the same kind of like. Yeah, I was looking at the American Express like digital transaction thing last night to see what he was spending money on. Just to be honest, I'm not that pissed that he

stole the company credit card. It's not shocking at this point, but he is spending a little more than I am comfortable with. And yeah, some of the restaurant names are a little bit sketchy. A little bit sketchy and some of it pricey. Well, it's sketchy and some of it pricey. And I don't know, because I've only been a few times, and maybe you know, maybe they sell equipment or stuff that Tucker would deem as necessary for a film shoot. As a business expense to justify it. Yeah.

At the, at the restaurant, you know, I can't, as I said, maybe it's a cultural thing, like maybe they do, there's a lot of like, uh, like electronic shopping while eating in Japan. Yeah. That I'm just not aware of cause I'm not, you know, I'm not in it. I only know American culture, right? But it just makes me worry. I guess is all that I'm. I don't want to say that I distrust Tucker

I'm not trying to put off that vibe No, I mean I I Trust all employees of super mega and Especially when it comes to like company funds, so I'm not too worried I'm gonna I mean we'll have to reprimand him for taking the card without asking but he did send me a little picture last night well he sent me a couple pictures what what's the little picture you first reference though I'll show you actually oh and

Luke can put it up on screen and everyone can squeal and scream and shout and let it all out. Let me find my, there it is. I hid a little something for Tucker, defined in Tokyo City. Oh really? Yeah. So I'm going to send- Are you texting it or are you-

I'm texting it. Okay. So, this is the picture I sent for reference to Tucker. And you could throw this up, Luke. So I sent this, and then very quickly, I was actually shocked Tucker sends this picture back and said easy as Pie oh, and I was like dude What he found it fast was this sticker Shinjuku? Yeah, I I put a super mega sticker on

Remember piss alley. Yeah, okay. Okay okay so I was walking through piss alley and there was a wall with like stickers on it so I just slapped a super mega one on there the license plate sticker and I told Tucker the general area I was like hmm you like dropped a pin at it and went like hey if you if you happen to find it wouldn't it be crazy so I could tell it for the podcast. No, but he found it really fast. And pretty impressive. I stuck some more Super Mega stickers up around Tokyo. There's one in Shibuya on a back street, on a pole.

So if anyone wants to go find that one, we'll give you $100 cash. We should just get a bunch of stickers one day, go to some busy area, and maybe we could even do this when you and I trek back to Japan eventually. We go to a busy area, like a mall or something, and you and I try, we have a competition to see how many of super mega stickers we can like,

Hey, how's it going? Pat on someone's back and like keep it there. Just like the age old prank. We should get like a custom super mega sticker made. No, it's like you just got goofed by the funny brothers. Yes, with the nanana boo boo. Yep. One- GOOFED! That's fantastic. And it has like our our ad it should have all of our

Like fully fully written out. So it's like HTTPS and my colon. Yeah, you know, so you get the whole thing That's actually a pretty good idea for a sticker and I think we might have to make that It's it's better than the You just got past sticker. It's better than the you just got past sticker. It's better than the. That's a good sticker though. That's the one I see the most often. When people are like, I just recognize, is there a Meg head that lives near me?

OMG. You know, I live at blank blank. They give their whole address. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I'm also surprised on the Patreon and like the chat rooms that are on Patreon How many people are like I got my stickers and they post just like the picture of their envelope with just their full address

Just like front and center I've seen that like several times and I'm like, okay. Hey, some people want to make new friends Yeah, and they're like come on just, just show up to this address, come to my house. They're not as closed off as us, Matt. Some people want to meet new people. Yeah. And putting your address out there, I couldn't think of a better way to meet new people. Honestly, yeah.

You know, a wise man once said, the kindest thing you can do is share your bed with someone so I think that putting your address out there and Putting out the open invitation to you know There's an open spot in my bed if you want to if you want to come come share it exactly and you know Not not sexual. Oh, yeah, and who's to say I could warm up some Milk cookies. Yeah. We could have a ball. Give him hot milk. Cookies?

You know, cookies like he said. Maybe put on the fireplace, some music. I never slept in the bed with the children. I slept on the floor. But I did sleep in the bed with the children. What is that quote? It's so good. He said, I didn't sleep. Oh, yeah, he says I

Didn't sleep in the bed with the children. I slept on the floor and then there's like a long beat and he's like But even if I do sleep in the bed, there's That's the whole like the whole reason we made that sketch Was just because watching that documentary, we were just cracking up at the thought of like his PR team just being like literally just that exact sketch. Because I guarantee if his PR team saw our sketch, like the people that were on his PR team at the time, they might get a chuckle out of it because they might be like, yep,

that's exactly how we were feeling. I think that the worst I've seen was, I can't remember what channel it was on. It was when it felt like a moment, and I'll say the name, but it felt like a moment where someone had their back up against the wall, and they didn't. It's the famous R. Kelly screaming interview. Oh, classic dude. It's hard to find another interview where someone

just fucking like screams innocent, is very vocal about their innocence but is very obviously not innocent. Until proven guilty. Oh, which he was. Uh, yeah, but that's debated, so. By who? Ben Shapiro? By myself.

I have, I've looked at the facts of the R. Kelly case, and uh, I'm gonna make some announcements soon, and I think we're gonna be owing him one big apology Matt I If I could in a hypothetical if I could schedule a debate between you and Steven Crowder where He you know, he's arguing his view of Women shouldn't be allowed to Divorce their husbands if the husband doesn't want to divorce them.

Right. And I'm wondering, I guess, like, would you be down to debate him on that topic or actually would you like to join him in and I could even get like someone else to debate on the opposite side? That's the problem, it's like I would not be debating him because I agree with him on that topic. Is he still going strong? Marriage is a holy thing between man, woman, and God.

So you can't break that sanctimonious bond. It's just wrong. What the fuck is this? Sorry, I just. What's Crowder up to these days? I'm not gonna look into it, and I'm not like, I don't know even what it is. It's just funny to me, because it's Steven Crowder.

This was uploaded four hours ago, Matthew. Okay. Crowder confronts in all caps, and then a colon. COVID sex party czar, Dr. J. Varma, louder with Crowder confronts in all caps and then a colon. COVID sex party czar, Dr. J. Varma, louder with Crowder. So still going on about the what? COVID sex party. Cot. New York City COVID czar admits forcing vaccines and having drug fueled sex parties. I don't know a single person who was forced to get the vaccine. Well, I, well, I, well, he admits to forcing vaccines. Shit.

Really? And having drug-fueled sex parties. Well, I promise I didn't get my C word illness at a sex party. Did I mention he's the, I love how his title is the COVID sex party czar. I mean that's badass. COVID czar. See, that's the problem is they're trying to make these guys sound bad and dirty, but the problem is it's like you're just giving them an awesome title.

The fucking sex party czar? sign me up like if someone was referring to me as the sex party czar I would 100% you know you know take that with stride take that with stride that's not take no I would it's essentially there. You know what I mean Why czar though? That's that's that's like a Russian Bro, I'm sorry. I Just came across one more movie that you and I have to catch in theaters. Okay, let's see what what what trailer link The insect teaser trailer Warner Bros. Dwayne Johnson Can we go see that when it comes out I

Promise we can dude. Okay. I just go to go on tickets Dude, there's merch for this channel, too. Oh my god. No way. Yeah, dude Don't are people who buy the merch for this channel 100% right? What? Dude the merch is just, it just says don't forget to smile in like several ugly fonts just like put together in one. The graphic design on this actually is immaculate and hard to beat. Don't forget to smile sticker and it's a t-shirt even though it says don't forget to smile sticker and I'm thinking about getting it for you.

Put a smile on. People are enjoying these videos though. I'm looking at the comments of this fake Dwayne Johnson trailer. The insect? Yeah. So, dude wait. There's a- Awesome! Hollywood king! What?

They should make this movie! Also, he has a pinned comment that says, read more. Dwayne Johnson battles giant insects in new movie. A link to his website where where does he write up like fake synopsis for these movies dude hold up okay ready for this i'm gonna yes okay uh this is the the title of the article with 16 views by the way um is dwayne johnson battles giant insects in new movie a staggering one one in three Americans feel afraid of insects. Now, picture those creepy crawlies getting much bigger. That's what Dwayne Johnson's face- wait,

that's what Dwayne Johnson faces in his new film The Insects coming out in 2025. The Insects? The Insects is Johnson's return to monster movies after Rampage in 2018. This time, he battles gigantic bugs instead of gorillas. It promises to be an action. Like no lie, this feels like something that like I would be obsessed with. Picture like a high school or like late middle school Matt that like all of a sudden made a fake trailer for fun because you were bored and all sudden it got views and popular and you just start

whipping them out yeah time and time again dude 100% like that's exactly what I would have done is I would make one and then I'd be like this could be a thing and then I would create a whole website yeah with articles and you're like maybe you even get your friend like hey if you could write some of these articles that you know I could you know get your friend like hey if you could write some of these articles that you know I could you know we could both be in on it Okay, there's actually This is a huge web page of all the all the news for this

There's quotes from Dwayne Johnson about the movie dude Michael B. Jordan plays military commander This is crazy dude No way I Michael B. Jordan plays military commander? This is crazy dude. No way. I just thought you would be excited for the insects starring Dwayne Johnson. I'm very excited for the insects. By the way, it's not the insect, it's the insects. The insects, plural, yes.

There's multiple insects. What? Wait, hold on a second? Sorry I? Sent you a trailer earlier that said Popeye live-action teaser trailer Will Smith But they have an earlier trailer Popeye live-action movie teaser trailer Paramount Studio with Dwayne the Rock Johnson on the cover

Wait, did he did did did Will Smith come in and steal? No, okay maybe Will Smith is Popeye and then Dwayne the Rock Johnson is playing, hold up. His spinach provider. His dealer. He's playing Brutus is his name. Brutus? Originally known as Blue Toe, is Popeye's strong and sneaky enemy who tries to,

you know, like the big muscle guy. Right, right, right, right. With the goatee. I would watch that movie. Will Smith is Popeye. Dwayne The Rock Johnson is Brutus. It would be funny because, you know, if Will Smith ever got the

Chance to be Popeye he would that would be the second time he would take a beloved Robin Williams Originally played character not to say like of course Popeye wasn't Robin Williams voiced originally. I'm saying you've seen the live-action Robin Williams Popeye movie with what's her name from? Oh I't seen it but I know what you're talking about she she was in I'm every other horror movie is coming to light it's a Kubrick it's a Kubrick film Shelley Duvall yeah shell Shelley Duvall she bless her she's's in the live action Popeye? Yeah. She plays the Popeye- what's her name?

I'm gonna look it up right now because I can't remember. I didn't watch much Popeye growing up, believe it or not. What? Dude, come on man. You gotta be effing with me. Oh yeah, Olive Oil. Olive Oil? Yeah, Olive is the first name and then Oil O-Y-L is the last name. Olive.

Get me some spinach. Whatever you say, pup. I'm a big Popeye head. Not the restaurant, the cartoon character. And I do find him kind of is like an inspiration I've noticed you've been smoking on that pipe recently around the office mm-hmm. Yep, that's kind of just Trying to get my Popeye on is what I've what I've been what I've been saying lately Hey, everyone everyone dude

You won't be able to you could walk into a, an arena filled with people and you would not be able to find one who didn't have a Popeye phase. Here, I'm trying to kind of make sure that it's not just a phase. We just had, as the kids say, a brat summer. See, what I'm trying to do now is have a Popeye autumn. And I'm really hoping that this can catch on. I've been really excited.

I've been doing a lot of work behind the scenes to get this up and running. Actually I have some graphics just to kind of get this show on the road. So I'm gonna unveil them right now. So Luke, here's the graphics to put on screen. And if you're an audio listener, tough shit. Come on, dude!

I'm just playing with you guys. The audio listeners, I love y'all. Y'all know I'm kidding, but I'm not kidding about Papa John. He just hasn't made it yet, so we can't explain it because he hasn't made it yet. Yes, I have.. Yes I have. Yes I have. But now because you're being this way I'm not even going to tell you what it is.

Well can you at least tell me who are these people that are scrolling by right now? Yeah these are ranked the biggest fans of Popeye that I could find online. These are the world's biggest Popeye that I could find online. These are these are the world's biggest Popeye heads. Yeah, these are these are the the world's biggest Popeye heads Scrolling on screen right now. Now. There's a difference between this is are some of the Popeye heads better than the other Popeye heads or something like that like are they deemed like as Cooler like humans or like better humans. Yeah, so basically in the the smaller box that has the the emojis and stuff those are the Popeye heads that

have actually Now it's I don't want to get too personal, but those are the ones who have Well, let's just say Lost their virginity to Not not to Popeye but to Popeye well to like to like while the movie is playing. Okay. Okay, right? Cuz it's an apple I mean it's also like an old show Right. It could it be does it have to be the live-action movie or does it have to can it also be this specifically the movie? Because they put like a frequency Could it be does it have to be the live-action movie or does it have to can it also be this specifically the movie because?

They put like a frequency. It's like 442 Hertz that serves as an aphrodisiac on the human brain and I'm just asking for like For for the audience in case they want to know if they're included in the club, you know, I wanted to ask Do you think masturbating like to a Popeye episode counts? Just for the audience. Because if it does, then I'd be surprised. Your name would be there? Who knows, man. Life is a wondrous magical thing.

You never know what to expect. It's a forced quote. Oh. Sorry, I thought that was a Popeye quote. No, yeah. It probably is and I just mixed them up. I'm not as big of a Popeye head as you are, buddy, you know? Well, if you guys want to be Popeye heads like everyone on screen, you can go to our Patreon, and you can support the Funny Brothers there, and you can become a podcast producer, get your name in every brand new episode of Super Mega Show. You can even be an executive producer, which those are the ones who had sex,

or lost their virginity to Popeye. Okay. So yeah, pretty cool stuff. You also, if you're a podcast producer, you get stickers in the mail every month as part of Super Mega Sticker Club. And they're pretty darn neat. Plus little extra goodies in that envelope too.

Not just stickers. So, uh, Ryan? Yeah, sometimes we'll put a dollar or two, but it's illegal to mail cash technically, right? So no, we so we don't do that, but right. We should put a hundred dollar bill in. No, no, because that's that that's where you get trouble making a lottery system where you get people to sign up for something. No, I'm not telling them to sign up with the chance of getting a hundred dollars in the mail. I'm just saying

Maybe if I had a hundred dollar bill and it slipped out of my pocket while we were packing the the sticker club envelopes each month And it fell into one of the envelopes, and I didn't notice Okay, you know well Goodbye everyone, and hopefully we'll be back in the studio next week with a brand new episode. That's right. You seem confident, you don't seem too confident about it. No, I think we'll be back in the stew next week.

I think only two of these should do the trick. Oh, there's also an after show on patreon if you want to see more this episode But if you don't then thank you for watching you press you've clicked off by now if you're if you're not yeah Anyway, go check out Popeye and go check out Fox star media if you want to see some good movie trailers And Matt's live penis cam that he just set up Yep, if you could put the link will be in the description. Thanks guys. It's a nice toilet shot.

Thanks, Matt. you