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Episode Date: June 10, 2024

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Was found dead this morning in his house Apparently he had The thinking he overdosed he was in the bath I guess he overdosed on like barbiturates or something mixed with alcohol and passed passed away yeah reminds me of what happened to Jack last week we keep losing people left and right you know Jack was nimble and quick but Mm-hmm. He shouldn't have tried to do what he did. No, I don't know what why he thought jumping over the candlestick was a good idea I don't it's especially since he works at a gas station Exactly, and it's frustrating that this keeps happening because the other Jack Him and his sister Jill

You heard about them them right? Oh with the hill? Yeah they went up the hill. Or was it like a mountain? I can't remember what it was. No it was just like a very steep kind of hill and at the top there was like a spigot and they needed water and they could have gotten water just from their home but I guess they thought it would be fun just to go up the hill to get a pail of water. And basically he slips, goes all the way down, and she goes tumbling after. So they both, unfortunately.

It's just time and time again. Yeah, sad. Well, we hoped y'all liked that and enjoyed it. Welcome to another hilarious episode of Super Mega Show. We hope you guys liked that bit. And welcome. I love after doing like a bit, just announcing that it was a bit and hoping that the audience enjoyed it. Because if not, it's a, they won't like the beginning to this podcast. No.

And then they won't watch the beginning to this podcast no and then they won't watch the rest of this podcast no they're trying to get people invested into and like interested you know I was hoping that that little fairy tale intro maybe would get people hooked they go what wait did someone actually die no we got to talk about like something relevant something poppin like well what's something recent that um something recent in the news Donald Trump was convicted on 34 felony counts and manslaughter yep killed 34 people he was on his unicycle I was going too fast wasn't looking straight through a parade so so that's fun, that's new. That's news. I don't know.

Anything political, it's like, a lot of people have to go through this because it's not like, I wanna say politics are a little bit different at least, but politics are politics at the end of the day. And it always seems to be regardless of what era or generation you're in, it's gonna be a circus, like in its own right, in its own way,

of like that era. And it seems worse because we're in it in terms of like, I don't know. I do also think that we are in a unique period in time where the candidates are equally disliked, I guess. We've got a convicted felon and we've got a dude who I'm not sure he really knows what day of the week it is. So that's gonna be a fun presidential race.

Oh yeah. Episode, election week, episode 34 of SuperMegaShow will drop. I did the math in my head just now. Oh did you? No, I did it the other day. I looked at a calendar. And you went, I gotta remember this for the podcast.

So hopefully Luke cuts it out so it comes off as quick. I just did the math really quick in my head. Yeah, exactly. Don't keep that stuff in, Luke, because it just makes me look like an idiot. I don't need any more of that. I already do that good enough job myself. Yeah.

What else is in the news um uh come on dude do you not pay attention to the fucking news the news cycle i i don't think i'm like with it you're not locked in you're not plugged into the news what else has happened uh i actually uh i feel like some big things happened and I don't Remember them like I feel like within the past week or two weeks Yeah, I just get numb to the news honestly like earlier in my 20s. I'm trying to think of like the hot celebrity gossip of the week You know Wicked trailer released a few weeks ago. What did the wicked trailer? Oh Ariana Grande does she play the witch She plays one of the witches.

Wow. I got some celebrity gossip. Brad Pitt's daughter said that when she turns 18, she's legally dropping Pitt from her name. Yeah, because he abused them all on an airplane. I've heard the airplane story. I was there. It wasn't as bad as they say in the story. It's kind of some exaggeration. Wasn't investigated by the FBI? That's crazy, dude. To have the FBI investigate like some shit that you did. Brad Pitt is apparently a piece of shit. Hey but, you know, he's in a new movie with George Clooney. George Clanton? Clooney. Oh. Sorry. I misheard.

George Clanton isn't an actor Oh. Sorry. I misheard. George Clanton isn't an actor. I hear what I want to hear. I thought you knew George Clanton very well. Well I know he's not an actor, he's a police officer. And musician. One of many things. He wears many hats.

Yeah. The musician is more of like a side gig to the police officer. Not really a hobby. Something does that just purely for passion. Mmhmm. Like all Christian musical artists or directors, they don't make that stuff to make money out of it. No. It's for the... it's for the low. Because they don't need money. God. No, because they already have everything right here in

their heart. Yeah, greed is a sin. It's one of the seven deadly sins. Exactly. Right? It is, because in Binding of Isaac, you fight it as one of the bosses. But are the seven deadly sins... like, that's not something from the Bible. Yeah, is it? The seven deadly sins? I thought it was just something like made up later, like the seven deadly sins. Oh, it's just like a wives tale. What book is that from?

Do you know where it, I'm gonna look it up. The book of deadly sins. It is funny that, dude some of those deadly sins, I'm really like, that really, that's one of the worst things, like gluttony, like eating too much food, that's up there with murder, you know? It's like, I don't really get what Christ and his father were thinking when they wrote that baloney. The seven deadly sins were first enumerated, then eight in total, by the Christian...

Eight? I guess there's eight. There's a lost deadly sin? Pope Gregory... Wait, wait. In the sixth century, Pope Gregory I changed Pontius's list to seven deadly sins or cardinal sins in Roman Catholic theology. Gregory believed these sins were capital or principle because many other sins came from them. The sins are

considered failings of character that righteous people should avoid and condemn. So just some pope decided was like yeah this guy in the bible wrote this I don't really like it I'm gonna change it myself and then he just changed it and it was it was cool from then on I'm guessing that that's Pontius right no that's Ponticus Ponticus Ponticus wait what's his first name Evad Evadrius Evadrius Ponticus Evadrius I'm Evadrius Ponticus Pont Vagreus? I'm a Vagreus Ponticus! Pontius is a cool name though. Oh I see Pont- yep okay Pontius Pilate. Crazy ass name. What are all the- He was not a pilot. No. Just to just to make sure people are- aren't confused. Pilates didn't exist back then. The idea of just- he's just a pilot in the Bible. He flew planes.

A biplane. Yeah. What are the seven deadly sins though? There's greed. Greed. Murder. Lust. Gluttony.

Pride. Pride is one. Pride is one? So there's two more we're missing. What are the eight deadly sins? Yeah, what is the one that they decided to get rid of? Did Pope Gregory? I thought they added one.

Well, I thought there were eight and then Pope Gregory changed it to be seven because he decided one of them wasn't that bad he's like yeah this maybe it's a sin that he liked committing and he felt bad that it was in there so he just took it out it's idolatry one okay gluttony lust anger which I guess is murder maybe. Sloth, sadness, sadness? Okay, I mean the idea of listing the vices began in the 4th century. In the 4th century a Christian monk named, this is Pont, anger, sloth, sadness, vainglory, and pride. Vainglory? Vainglory, all one word, vainglory, pushed together. So I'm guessing that's, that's, uh, vein, if you're vain, you're, you know, self-centered

in glory, so maybe that's like having a big ego? Yeah. But that's what pride is too, right? Okay, but I guess in more terms that more people, like these are how they're known today, are pride, envy, gluttony, greed, lust, sloth, and wrath. Gotcha, gotcha. Wrath is murder, I'm guessing.

Murder isn't, anger in general is a deadly sin. Feeling anger. Why? That's a human emotion. Because it because all smaller sins come from from it maybe. Well a lot of sin does come from anger. So I see what they're getting at. There's justified anger. Yeah totally. Like when they took out banana nut crunch from my local grocery store I had righteous I was filled with righteous anger. Well, yeah, I mean it was righteous to a... It's a good cereal, you've tried it.

No, I know. I mean, your anger was justified to a... The banana nut clusters? They're great. The oat clusters, you know? Yeah, they're good. And that's why I was saying your anger was justified to a certain... Especially with some whole milk? Yes. But what I was saying was your anger was justified to a certain degree and you took it in my opinion farther than Was justified because they're just taking like write a letter to the manager that you know

It's like oh they took my favorite cereal out of the store what you did Uh borderlined on you know Not just criminal but but morally no I was armed and uh, it it's a California isn't an open carry state So like I understand and I think you know, you got to break a few eggs to make an omelet Yeah, Pope Francis said okay. I And I agree but you know that was that was a pregnant woman that you you know held hostage and you know In the end that they didn even bring the cereal back. There's more value to two people than one.

Oh I know. I mean in terms of... What's a bigger number, two or one? Two. Oh good. Okay, so you do know math. I've been practicing but yeah, I mean in terms of the skill of hostage taking, a pregnant woman is very high up there on the like good job scale of hostages. And there's a lot of care that goes with it too. Yeah.

The stress can induce labor and I gotta make sure I keep it at the right. Well, I mean, you thought- Did y'all like that bit too? Did you guys like that bit? Are y'all finding these bits great? Was it good? Let us know, 10 out of 10.

Click the dislike button. No. Never. don't do that ever Even if you do it as a joke it pushes us down to the algorithm. Don't do that, please I pray so push the light button the look which they added a love button dude they did on a X At one point right they changed the thumbs up to a heart. Yeah! I remember back in the day. When was that? Like two years ago? A year ago? It was back when it was... Three years ago?

It was still Twitter. Yeah. It's still Twitter to me and my heart. No one's ever gonna fucking call it X. I mean I'm pretty sure if you search Twitter in the App Store... It's gonna pop up. Yeah. Also imagine if you like sued, it's like,

It should not pop up! Hahaha! There's still like... It is not Twitter. You can go to twitter.com. It redirects you to x.com, but. So he's tried, Elon Musk has tried the X thing many times before Twitter.

He tried to name PayPal X and they were all like, no, that's stupid. And he was no longer like on the board of directors or whatever. He tried to name something else X. This has been like an obsession of his for a while. So when he finally bought Twitter, he's like, X. I'm doing it. It's so cool I thought he already had did something that had X in it his child no true true true X a

With Grimes right with Grimes. Yeah, they have three kids together and did you know I saw pictures of it I couldn't believe it myself. She reads books Did you know this Grimes reads books? Did you know this? Grimes reads books. Are you sure she's not just looking at the pictures? She was reading a book that I believe did not have pictures in it. What book? Some political book, I'm sure.

It was Karl Marx, it was the Communist Manifesto. Yes. And that does have a lot of pictures. At a crosswalk. A lot of illustrations. There's like cartoons and caricatures, so she might have just been looking at the fun pretty pictures. Okay.

I don't know if she can read. Well apparently, you know, I don't want to clown her too much because apparently her set at a Coachella was cringe. I watched the video of it. Was it? I didn't see it. It was, I mean, I felt really bad for it, to be honest, because it's not like... You don't lust after someone's downfall. You're not a psychopath. No, and also, as someone who has performed on stage,

watching someone have extreme technical difficulties in front of a big crowd, that's kind of a nightmare for me. So I felt like... Your whole concert is essentially one giant technical difficulty. Yeah, and I guess for some reason people think it's you know I'm like it's ironic you know and what it's actually just don't know how to work the equipment probably should have learned for one of the shows at least but yeah yeah it's just freaky it's like watching someone have extreme

technical difficulties on stage I don't envy them. You did have a, at the beginning of one of your, it wasn't like a show you were opening up for like a short film festival. There was a technical difficulties right at the start where like the sound wasn't like loud, like your mic wasn't loud, the music was a bit louder. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, at Brain Dead. But they fixed it pretty quick.

Brain Dead. So that was one of the first times I performed, and it was at Brain Dead Studios, because this guy that was putting on a little short film festival asked, and I was like, okay, that's cool. So I did, and it was really awkward at first, because it's a seated theater,

and it's a small stage so I start performing and like Everyone's just sitting because it's like kind of like it's like do we stand up or people who mosey their way onto the front but you You and I don't remember someone else started fucking you made everyone get up Right was that you I don't think so. Maybe it was Benjamin Beale probably been Right? Was that you? I don't think so. Maybe it was Benjamin Beale. Probably Ben. Anyway, everyone think got up.

I was in the back laughing my ass off. I could hear it. Over the music. I was doing this too. Because I'm the one who cut the wire. Dude! Just like backstage like... No, but then everyone got up and went to the front and then it was fun. But it was very awkward for the first song.

Performing is hard and scary and gives me a lot of anxiety and I don't know if I... I probably will do it again but it's just freaky. I don't know. I don't look forward to it. Well, you're opening up for JoJo Siwa soon. Yeah, and I mean... But I get that that's not your own concert, right? It's easier to open. Yeah, it's also like the pressure is not as high granted. These are stadium shows

And I'm very lucky that she asked me to come on tour with her to open for all of them I Am nervous, but I think it's probably the last time I perform. For her specifically or just in general? No, just in general. Well, if you wanna go see Matt Watson, go buy those JoJo Siwa tickets. JoJo Siwa. Is there, think about, like, someone just pauses this, exits out right away.

Is there, do you think there's a possibility that happened and someone, one person will go to a JoJo Siwa concert? Expecting. Expecting you? Yeah. Like, that's a believable that's in the realm of believe of a believable possibility right me me opening for Jojo Seawall is in the realm of believable possibility to you I mean is that what you think of my music no no no not you opening for but

someone mistaking that that you would oh okay then buying a JoJo Siwa ticket themselves and then being disappointed they got no Matt Watson I'll be honest dude if she asked no hmm I'd really have to think are you sure it'd be funny for the bit opening for JoJo Siwa I don't know man it'd be funny for the bit but also it'd probably pay pretty good. Do openers really make that much? No. Right?

No. Sometimes even if you're a smaller musician it's more of like favor based isn't it? Yeah, I mean a lot of openers don't get paid. I didn't pay my opener. Ben Beal, sorry bud. I paid him an exposure. You allowed him to sell a maximum of 15 t-shirts. For the whole tour. You still got to cut. 50% of the 15 t-shirts that were sold. What is actually really dumb is venues taking a cut-up merch.

That's a big thing that people have been pushing. I think Europe actually made it like, they banned it. They already take a cut of the general admission, right? That should be it. Merch. Because they also have a venue, if they want to make more money, typically has like drinks and food and stuff. So I don't see why they're taken out of the merch pocket.

That makes no sense. I know what happened to us on tour and probably you on tours every now and then with a venue. A lot of booking agents try to avoid venues now that take a cut of the merch but it's kind of unavoidable for some of them. Some of them take like 25% which in my opinion is bullshit because they didn't produce the merch. They didn't produce it. It's like they're taking the cut because they're allowing you to sell it in their venue.

Just sell it out of the van outside maybe. But then you get 100%. So I don't know. Venues taking merch, that's what I think. Yep. You heard it here first, folks. You heard it here first. And I know it's a hot take.

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That's A-N-G-I dot com. Welcome back, you motherfuckers. See, it's not the first whatever of the podcast, so I can come in like that and feel confident and strong in the fact that we will not get demonetized. The AI is reading the transcript right now, heard you say that, and then it hears you say, hope we don't get demonetized. But YouTube is like a brilliant platform, only geniuses would be allowed to work there probably, so I'm just grateful to be a part of the magic. Well, I'm really grateful that the specific AI that reads the transcripts and decides these things,

it's one of the best programmed AIs out there and it's genius and it's just really incredible and groundbreaking. It doesn't mishear anything ever? No. It doesn't. I mean, let's be like, for real, I guess. On our podcast, I get it though.

Like, we do say- Don I get it though. We do say... Don't give it justification. No, not justification, but I understand where... Not where them demonetizing us, but we are... We're not a family-friendly podcast. Yeah. This ain't your mother's podcast.

No, no, no. This ain't your mother's podcast. We say mature curse words. And sometimes some immature ones. Oh yeah. Such as... Oh, sorry. I wasn't going to say the immature one. Why don't you give me an example of a mature one? A mature one? Damn.

Nice. Just like a solid damn. Damn? Give me an immature a solid damn. Damn. Give me an immature one. Ready? Yeah. I'm ready. Noodles. Luke, bleep it.

You need to bleep that out actually. Have you seen any movies lately? Yeah. No. I've been watching Lost. It's a great television show. Have you seen any movies lately? Yeah, no. I've been watching Lost. It's a great television show. I've never seen an episode. I can't connect with you.

All I know is, I think we talked about it. All I know is J.J. Abrams, Big Man, Polar Bear. Big Man. The Big Man. Oh yeah, yeah, Hurley, yeah. That guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you meant like a giant. And I was like.

The big man. I wouldn't be surprised with that show. Like a BFG giant. They literally, it's getting so ridiculous. I'm on season four and they are adding so much shit every episode that's just like supernatural and shit. I would not be surprised if there's like just a giant. I've seen the show so I know there's not but.

Is it like, in another universe this is Is it like in another universe this is happening. But in another universe this is happening. Is there like a, is there like a, is there one universe to care about over another one? Like is there the main universe, the main timeline? Well. Or is it like, if you didn't like that, look what happens here.

Yeah in the last season, maybe the last two seasons when they started doing the alternate universe, the side flashes, the flash sideways, they just started doing flash forwards. Okay. So the whole show was flash backs, now they're doing flash forwards, which is, I actually really like it, pretty good.

What about the sideways flashes? Haven't gotten there yet. Are those fun? That's kinda when it starts to really fall apart. Are those confusing? Do they give you any it starts to really fall apart. Are those like confusing? Do they give you any indication that they're doing a sideways flash? Are you like, oh, I guess if I paid attention closely, because I'm a big Lost fan, I'm going to notice that this is in this timeline.

I'm a Lost head. Do they make like a narrative point to be like, this is a separate timeline? I haven't gotten there yet, but from watching it when I was in middle school, what I remember is no. You just kinda have to pick up that it's a separate timeline. Is it purposely confusing, or is it just you think just JJ Abrams trying to cobble together his mystery box? He's famous for the whole mystery box thing, or it's like give the audience a mystery to think about.

They're throwing a lot of them in at once That's the thing is they start throwing in and lost they start throwing like a Little bit too many and then don't really touch them again for like a season or two I don't know what to do with this. There's still like so many things they have thrown into the show early on Not big bugs, unfortunately, I wish a shark Is there a shark in an episode? I feel like there's like a robotic shark or something. A robotic shark. I think you're thinking of James and the Giant Peach, which is similar to Lost I guess but. Well there's the smoke monster.

The rhino? Unfortunately not. But that is like James and the Giant Peach. But in the actual novelization of James and the Giant Peach it was a real rhinoceros that killed his parents. Oh really? Yeah. And in the movie version they made some like force, which I like more. Yeah. Well, because I mean how are you going to visualize a rhino when he's like in the middle

of the ocean? You know? Dude, I love like a book starting where it's usually, it's like a young boy's parents die in a house fire and he's put in an orphanage, or the villain poisons them, or something, there's some sort of tragic event, a catalyst event that happens. I love the fact that James and the Giant Peach, his parents just get mauled by a rhinoceros

As the dramatic opening to like this kid's story. Did he see it? I don't I don't know well if I remember correctly from the movie at least because I haven't read the book or whatever The movie they're at the beach, and then the rhino just comes and kills his parents So I guess technically he did see his parents die to the rhino on a beach They like in Africa or something I guess it's like see here's the thing like I thought that before Before I became a pro a Big a James head A James head?

A James head. I thought that the cloud rhinoceros was more of like symbolizing his fear of the real rhinoceros that killed his family. That's what I thought. But I think the smoke rhino is just a monster. It's just an actual smoke rhino monster. Well, it represents death and loneliness. Are you looking this up? Yeah. But in the movie they weren't killed by a like a zoo animal. They were killed by this beast that represents... Yeah, so they were killed by like this like smoke cloud... But in the book I think they were

just killed by an actual rhinoceros. Yeah, that's what it looks like. What are you reading? I'm on the Disney wiki. I want the book, not the... The Rhino Appears Out of Nowhere and Ate James' Parents. Oh, what? Oh my God. This is the movie, though. This is the movie. Okay, okay. Oh, wait, okay. Here we go. Wait.

Gobbled them up. Here it is. Originally in the book, the Rhino is actually just a normal rhinoceros that had escaped from the London Zoo though it nevertheless was responsible for killing James parents with the book erroneously claiming it ate them. Okay. It erroneously claimed that they were eaten. So in the in the in the book they were eaten by a London Zoo rhinoceros. Yes before like just were they walking the streets of London? And it just like ate attacked and ate them

I mean, that's a fucking brutal death dude have you ever seen the videos where like rhinos are you know chasing someone? Oh, yeah, like they're in you know like a safari car, and the rhino is coming after them the hippos of the dirt Hippos are the scariest. Yes. Those fuckers are. Cause they're running on the bottom. Oh my God. When you see them just, you see the water just, you see that like arrow head, water flow shape.

Dude. And then they just pop up. Rhinos, that is a way that I would not want to die because I, not rhinos, hippos, because I feel like. Or rhinos. Well, yeah yeah neither one. I don't think I'd want to be killed by an animal at all. There's this like I'm sure nobody would want to but I get an intense like I whenever like the subject matter is like being eaten like that horrifies me. Like the thought of like being eaten. Alive or just in general? Both. What about your

dead body being eaten by Lego? If you were to like die in your living room floor. That's like very like horrifying and morbid. Like it strikes a chord with me. Yeah? Of like hearing someone went into the woods and then got eaten alive by like a bear. Or just eaten. I mean that's your, that's your like...

Cause you can't, there's no... I guess we as humans we have this like... And that's your like... Cause you can't, there's no... I guess we as humans, we have this like attachment to the visual form of something. And like when someone dies, typically, I guess normally you either, most of the time I'm guessing people are cremated nowadays.

I'm just guessing. I wanna be cremated. But even cremated, that's like something, it's like oh, you're turned into ash. There's this also like beautiful imagery you can get at it when people like spread ashes and stuff But like learning that a loved one was eaten a lot like just eaten in general Because it like that's literally preying on our deepest like a primitive instinctual fear. Yeah being eaten, but We're the only ones that really unless there's a psychopath or we go fucking around

in nature, like in more of a dumb way, we're not gonna get eaten. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We don't have that fear anymore. We're like the only species that doesn't have to fear being eaten. Yeah, and you know what's crazy actually? I just realized this, being eaten.

Unless you're Matt's mom. And you eat her good good from what I've heard She's told me She calls you up. She goes god. He ate my pussy like a fucking monster like the fucking cookie monster My pussy was a whole bunch of my mom. I make those noises too cuz she loves she loves it so much She loves she told me that she loves it so she'll put chocolate like she'll crush a chocolate She loves it so much. She told me that she loves it. She'll put chocolate, she'll crush a chocolate chip cookie and open her...

She'll stuff it up in her pussy, right? Her pussy hole and like sprinkle it in. I fucking hate this conversation. But you love the act. Oh yeah. My mom's gonna listen to this. The reason I hate it so much is because I don't... Sometimes I feel bad talking about your mom in this way when it when he goes to a certain point

Yeah, where it's like where it's like this is a person and she she doesn't She's not about it What about Dale Dale he deserves every man like he deserves every morsel of this like you could be crumbling up cookies and putting Them in my dad's ass and eating his at bussy. See that's that's even better It's right just cuz I mean not saying your dad's not a kind of man He hasn't called me in forever, but or me so yeah You know, it's like I Feel okay saying that stuff about Dale because it's like I know my dad and just

Matthew he can take it like a man. Exactly, in more ways than one. But my mom on the other hand, I know she's just like by herself listening to this pod. She's like, I wanna- She's supporting her son. I wanna feel connected to my son because he lives all the way on the other side of the country.

We don't get to talk as much. I used to see him every gosh darn day. Even when he went away to college, it was only like at most a two hour drive away. Sure, and now I finally get to hear his voice and feel like you know I'm connecting with him and then he starts talking about putting chocolate chip cookies in my pussy hole and having his best friend perform cunnilingus where he eats the cookies out of my vagina. So I love you mom. But feel free to steal any of those ideas for any suitors you happen to cause in your

regular life. I mean it's pretty awesome. It's pretty awesome. We encourage you guys out there to try this next time you're getting frisky with your partner. Just like, just so many yeast infections. I mean it's literal, there's yeast in cookies, right? Dough, right?

Yeah, well, yeast, I don't think yeast causes yeast infections, but that's a disgusting term. No, I feel like just not being clean in general will get you a yeast infection. I mean, you shouldn't put food in your pussy. Yeah, I'm sure crumbling, God knows the chemicals in that, like crumbling chocolate chip, like, pussy?

Chocolate chip pussy? Chocolate chip pussy? It's a great episode name. Chocolate chip pussy? Dude, that might have to be another song you add to your next album. Oh, chocolate chip pussy? Dude, so many, if I saw a song pop up

on my Discover Weekly titled chocolate chip pussy I would stick around to at least hear it out. You know what I mean? Hey listen, would you well wouldn't you yeah? Chocolate chip pussy for sure like let's put like the audience who's listening or watching wouldn't you like if if if you were just Driving in your car all sudden of a sudden you hear this typical Matt Watson, very very soothed, very sultry, like hip and happening beat comes along. Thank you. Maybe with some jazz influences?

Sure, yeah. Okay, okay, okay, okay. That starts to come on, you're like, what is this? I don't know what this is. I haven't heard this before. You go and look. Chocolate chip pussy. What? And forget that it's Matt Watson.

Forget you're even a fan of this. Right, right, right. Let's say that the guy's name is like Benjamin Steel. Yeah. Chocolate chip pussy by artist Benjamin Steel. I'm listening. Yeah. I'm gonna give it a shot to see what it's all about.

Chocolate chip pussy. Is Benjamin Steel already in the Actors Guild or something? Did I tell you? Probably. I'm gonna look up Benjamin Steele. Dude, this episode's already gonna be demonetized. Can we call it Chocolate Chip Pussy? It's a fantastic episode name. Ben Beale actually, the next Macklemore, that guy, the white Macklemore, he went to a bar. This is one of the craziest stories I've ever heard and this kind of thing only happens to Ben Beale. He went to a bar and went to go get his ID or his card back at the end of the night

because he opened a tab. Turns out they had given his card to somebody else who had already left, that other person being named Ben Beale What so there were two Ben Beales in the same bar being got his card the guy other guy got Ben's card Did he ever solve this? Yeah? Yeah? How did they met up and trade it again? How did they how did he find the guy did he have his number written on his debit card or something? I think the bar called him or something. Okay, but like what are the fucking odds that two Ben Beals, it's not a common name, in the

world, Butterfly Effect, whatever, leads them to the same bar at the same time. Like that's fate. That's fate, but you've run into a lot of Matt Watsons. Oh yeah. Not run into, but you know there's the Fisherman, there's the... Oh the Car, the Car Wow guy. There's the Savior of YouTube Matt Watson, which you guys get confused all the time. Oh my God. Just because the title savior of YouTube could be given to either of you. I'm not a huge fan of that, Matt Watson.

Simply because of what he did to my search engine optimization. I'm talking about the Matt Watson that in like 2018 or whatever started, he's the guy that started fucking Adpocalypse 2.0 or whatever. Yeah, but there was like an actual legitimate reason. It had to do.

There was a good reason behind it because wasn't this the thing where he found out that on a lot of like kids' channels and stuff, there was like two things. One was there were like people in the comments that were having some sort of, I guess, code language, maybe not even code language, but there were a lot of people in the comments

that were obviously adults that were watching the content for the wrong reasons, for inappropriate reasons. Right. And then you had the content creators who became aware of this that kind of played into it a little bit. But they didn't. Like the Spider-Man and Elsa.

Didn't do it in a straight way where you could be like, hey, what the fuck is, what are you doing here? Why are you sexualizing kids content? Yeah, that was a really fucking weird rabbit hole. And those videos had like 30 million views. But this guy basically, I don't actually know exactly what he did, but he made some like expose on this. And it was a huge deal but the

guy's name was Matt Watson and he made it basically so when you when you google Matt Watson the first auto complete for a while was pedophile or pedophilia so and the the funny thing is is that that other Matt Watson that I've at least from my knowledge is not a pedophile. Yeah. He just uncovered right. Pedophiles, I guess, on YouTube in the in like. Kid kids content comment sections. Yes, I think that's where what it boiled down to. And that was fun for a while And then there's the there's the fisherman who dives out of helicopters and tackles swordfish in the water from much cooler Matt Watson Unfortunately, yes, he was on David Letterman Yeah, the only other Ryan McGee that that I have a that I claim to is the guy that One a Russian dude that British dude the British dude, sorry, I don't know.

He looks Russian to me. Dude, he looks, ah, he looks pretty British. You see his teeth and shit? He looks like a, like a, something Gog, something, some Russian name. I don't know. He looks like if you turned Humpty Dumpty into a person, but the broken version of Humpty Dumpty,

like after he had the fall. Well, he won the lottery and then spent all the money. He got in some trouble. Yeah. Because he bought like a insanely expensive Ferrari and then crashed into a ditch. So when you search like Ryan McGee, if you go far enough, you'll see pictures of this like beautiful red car crash.

And like then also a picture of him like in the driver's seat holding up the keys smiling. I like the one of him with the check and like his shirt with sunglasses big check. Yep Okay, I kind of I'm curious about the story of this Ryan McGee. Have we ever really looked into it too much? I don't think so. There's also a there's the Matt Watson that makes car videos. That's pretty big No, I think it's straight up Ryan McGee. Mega, was it mega millions? There's no way that guy was 19. Ha ha ha!

Dude. Dude. lottery ticket. The next day, Ryan hurried to a dealer, traded in his Prusjoe 206 and paid 170,000 pounds for a new Ferrari. Then he bought a luxury house with a champagne bar, five bedrooms, three living rooms, and an indoor swimming pool. Just three years later, due to driving in the snow without changing to snow tires, Ryan's car skidded off the road with an accident. His wife divorced him and took half of his assets. His business investments failed, so he had to auction off his property. Not long after he was stopped by the police while driving a Ford Focus. It was discovered that he was driving without a license and insurance. Unable to afford a lawyer, Ryan had no choice but to apply for legal aid. When this man won- Oh my god. Dude! What a fucking cautionary tale. Jesus Christ. Okay, dude. You gotta be careful with uh

Get a prenup. No, this guy is not 19. I think they actually might have been 19 when he won No, he won in 2008 and he's 40 cuz like look put up a picture of Ryan McGee. This is not a 19 year old and if he is I'm very it's very unfortunate, but I think dude they actually might have like looked up you like or gotten some facts confused and pulled 19 from you from your age In 2023 he's 42 so in two that yeah, he wouldn't Let me do the math. Oh god Wait, wait, wait, wait. I can't dude. So let's just say he's 43 in 2024. Okay 43 minus what? Huh 43 minus what whatever?

19 right um 16 so 40 40 43 minus 16 is what? 27 okay, so he's still 27 when he won the lottery. We probably just did some math very wrong Well, I took it as the time in between 2008 in 2024 we want to add that age Which is 16 years which is 16 years we want to subtract that from his current age. Yes. That's how I correct, okay So wait, so in look put that picture up again real quick because he's younger than both of us here. Yes um

I just love this This other ryan magui everyone who wins the lottery seems to just completely ruin their life well Money well I money money money a big part of it is All the people around you that you thought were friends or even family start to change because- Show their true colors.

They want some of that money. They expect it. You're their friend slash family member after all. And then you- You've done so much for them over the years. Don't you at least, like, when they win big, you deserve some of that big time too? Don't you deserve a little bit of their success?

Isn't that only fair? Couple hundred million? Come on. If I did win the lottery, I would give you, I would give you a very large chunk of cash. No, like I think what I would do is like whatever I won, I'd split it in half. I'd take 50% for like myself and like to split it maybe like,

yeah, 50% for myself to like put away in savings and maybe buy something cool. Try to get that money to grow. The other half would solely just be like, mom gets a check, dad gets a check, Matt gets a check, how much you doing? Friend A gets a check, friend B gets a check. How's friend B doing? Friend B's doing good. Friend B gets a check. How's friend B doing?

Friend B's doing good. Friend A and friend B are visiting soon. Really? So I'm excited. It hasn't been forever. I see them at least twice every year. Friend A and friend B are pretty fucking awesome, I will say. But how much are you giving me?

What are we talking about? It depends on how much I'm winning and how much I have to split between other people. So wait my parents would definitely get the lion's share of what I would be giving the people. Not me. I'm sorry. Best friend? What? So what they raised you for 18 years years and you think that's worth fucking... Yeah, they raised you. They had it on easy mode. They only had to take you 50% of the time.

They got to leave your ass for a week and relax and then they had to take care of you. They didn't do real parenting. They did fake scummy parenting. Yeah, what sits you in front of the TV and while they go do their own thing and that's fucking parenting So they get what 50 million dollars for that. Yeah, you've been here Making funny content with me. Yeah racking our brains for ideas every day man I'm here for games on live on stream. Sorry, I bit my tongue and that's why I whoo. That's the worst That's why I did that for a little Can I real quick, let me... I'm trying to...

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I don't think they did. They did bring back Eminem recently though. You know, I don't think we could ever get Marshall on the podcast. Wait, I don't think he... Oh, he does podcasts. I don't think he leaves. He does. I saw him go on someone's podcast that had like 3,000 subscribers.

Really? Yeah. Over like 3,000 subscribers. Really? Yeah, over like Zoom. Would you like to talk to two young comedians? Imagine if we got him sitting right here. If we start saying comedians instead of YouTubers, it'll stick, right? Yes, it makes us more legit. Yeah, we're legit.

Dude, but just like honestly, like no joke, if we got Eminem in this podcast room or even over zoom like that would be life-changing. Just for a short little interview even. Like that would be insane. I mean how he was in the interview. Yeah, and he came out as gay. So was Zac Efron.

You know I heard that in that scene in the interview in the beginning when Eminem is coming out as gay apparently It's improv No, but he could not stop laughing they had to do so many takes because Eminem just was was fucking cracking up at the at the the the lines so James Franco is just What a fucking dream what a

Talented man He's playing Fidel Castro is he or as my dad says Fidel Castro Well, he was Harry Osborn in the spider-man trilogy the Sam Raimi spider-man trilogy. So he'll always have that. Oh, yeah, and he was in Pineapple Express dude, he's in some movie, and I just saw a clip from it once, I was watching a video about James Franco. He was in some movie, and the clip is just him, shirtless, just fucking making out with another shirtless dude,

or maybe two other shirtless dudes, just like gay porn level going at it. And it was just a quick clip, and then it went to him and Harry Potter, or a spider-man him and Harry Potter he played Ron and I was just like what movie was that what do you think I'd like to see the movie where him and Dave Franco play gay lovers just because just because they happen to be related doesn't mean they can't take roles. Yeah, you know, especially if it's like a really high-paying role.

Yeah. And they're both handsome men, you know? I remember the big controversy with Angelina Jolie kissing her brother or something. Many times though. Like, wait, if I'm remembering correctly, Angelina Jolie, there's like a lot of pictures of it and it's like on the lips and there's like multiple occasions

in public where that's happening. I'm just gonna look up brother. Luke, definitely put some pictures on screen if we discover anything good. Put the same pictures that Ryan is looking up. We're not going to show you the pictures Luke, you're going to have to take your best guess. Or maybe, I know you've been practicing your psychic abilities, that might come in handy. What are you finding?

It's just like, every time I think we're exaggerating, there's a little bit of me like, oh we're over exaggerating just because, you know, whatever. Then I pull up the pictures again and I'm just like, what the fuck? Yeah, no, they're serious kisses. Can I see? Dude, they're the- Oh my God. Dude.

Luke, like the over-the-sh shoulder kiss, like coming from behind, like, they're, like, right? It's like... What the fuck, dude? I don't... No, dude! Those are not like, like friendly, like, you know, I could see, you know, they're both adults, it's her brother, they're at an award show. I could see like maybe a quick peck on the cheek. Those are like Romcom kisses.

Those are like I'm horny. End of Romcom kiss. I want to make love kiss. Do you think they made love? They've had to man. Those kisses are fucking... Those kisses? Dude, and those are just the ones in public.

Is that normal for them? I'm just gonna, so on, there was on r slash popular chat, can somebody explain what's going on with Angelina Jolie smooching her brother like that? Yeah. And then, uh. I need to know. Someone says no, can't really explain. I, yeah, no one has like, I don't even know

if she's ever addressed it According to Wikipedia the brother is now a born-again Christian and on good terms with their father John Voight John Yes, John Voight. Mr. Sir, sir, right John Voight Is a very interesting character he's a hero He's a patriot dude He's a patriot. Dude, the kissing though, like guys, Luke put the pictures up on screen of the kisses, but if you're listening to the audio version of the podcast, I highly recommend going to Google and looking up Angelina Jolie brother kiss. It's very sexy and it will make you very horny like it did to me, but you'll see we're not exaggerating. In fact, we might not be exaggerating enough.

There's different poses. These are lip to lip, not just like a little quick peck on the lips. These are horny kisses. These are like lovers kisses. So like at an award ceremony, the retired actor now 52, whenever the, I shouldn't be reading Lad Bible. Dude, we need to rebrand a Lad Mega.

I'll go to Cora. The question is, why did Angelina Jolie kiss in public with her brother? Can I ask the voice? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, maybe, yeah. Maybe chat GPT would know. Because I went looking for an answer and I couldn't find one.

Okay. Yeah, we need to... I want to get to the bottom of this. And, you know, what better way to get to the bottom than asking a robot? than asking a robot What's the deal with Angelina Jolie kissing her brother on the lips in public on multiple occasions Have they ever addressed this and if they have what did they say? You took place at the Academy Awards in 2000 when Angelina Jolie kissed her brother James Haven on the lips and caused quite a stir.

The public reaction was intense with many people speculating about the nature of their relationship. Both Angelina Jolie and James Haven have addressed the kiss in interviews. Jolie explained that it was a moment of genuine affection and celebration as she had just won an Oscar for her role in Girl Interrupted. She stated that their family had been going through a tough time and the kiss was simply a display of love and support between siblings. Haven similarly emphasized that it was a normal expression of sibling affection blown out of proportion by the media.

They both have reiterated that there was nothing inappropriate about the kiss and that it was merely a moment of happiness. I wanna test this out, I wanna test this out. Can you call your sister and say like, for Mother's Day or like for your mom's birthday or whatever you can think of, like call her and try to see if you can get her to like,

what her reaction would be if you're like, hey, I wanna do a parody of a photo I found online of like 2000 celebrity culture I think. Are you asking me to ask my sister to legitimately kiss me for a photo? I want to see what her reaction is because I don't think the like send her a picture like I want to create this photo and then send her a picture of them kissing and then see what her reaction is okay I'll send this to my sister and I'll uh I'll ask her if she would be willing to recreate this picture which one the black and white one okay no dude they're talking about it's blown out of proportion and it was just at the Oscars. This is like literally from like a photo shoot they set up to just a kiss.

Well, there's many photos of them kissing. Which one should I send her? There's over the shoulder kiss? Let me see, let me see. Find the best one to send. Ah, dude, they're all great. There's so many of them. They're beautiful. I do, I do think there's something about this one. Yeah, where he's got his like hand around.

Why is he holding the Oscar? She's putting in a lot of force into him and he's trying to like stay right, like a statue. He's got a hover hand in him. Stay strong. Also, well there is, okay so he's holding her Golden Globe Award and there is something interesting I've noticed in every picture she has her eyes shut and she looks like she is enjoying it and some of them he has his eyes open. Which means he's enjoying it too. There's no

way. That is, I don't have siblings so maybe I just don't understand you know. No, I mean I have a sister and trust me. I don't know it's see her opinion Maybe maybe you just think it's weird because we're behind the time. We're not with it all right Let me text her you got a caller and then send her the text so I just didn't get hurt. Oh So I'm just gonna send her I was good. I wanted to get her reaction live Oh, so it was so it was genuine. I'll call her she probably hasn't seen it yet Hopefully the service is good enough back here She calls you all the time and you always pick up I always pick up and now love my sister now you call her and

Where's it coming out? coming out of the bottom Where's it coming out of? It's coming out of the bottom. Is she not? Imagine she receives this text and then you start calling right after. Okay, so in that case she's probably confused because she gets a picture of siblings kissing immediately followed by a phone call that she doesn't give. So it's like she's got to check her phone. Siblings kissing and then missed call from her brother. I don't think I could convince her to do the kiss photo.

It's just simple sibling affection. Your family has been going through a lot. And it's just a display of your current feelings in the moment of celebration that you've come this far. I like that she's saying like their family has been going through troubles to justify kissing a brother on the lips like that's like a normal thing that happens when your family's going through troubles it's like yeah I kissed my sister but we you know grandma died we're having a hard time. When's the last time you kissed your sister on the lips? Uh.

Uh. Never. Never. Like, legitimately, I'm guessing when you were like, in maybe, probably elementary school. Yeah, I can't remember. Like, I actually don't have, I feel like I have like one fogging memory of kissing my sister on the lips

and we were very very young and the most I've seen of you know like kissing cheeks like you know like on each side of the cheek or whatever and some people do you notice when some people do the kiss each side of the cheek instead of like really each side of the cheek it's really more the corner of their mouths yeah notice that some people do it like that yeah I like that it's just kind of like, I guess it's- Why are you trying to get close to my mouth, which is supposed to be just a very friendly kiss? It's about to become unfriendly. I know. It is funny that in a lot of other cultures,

especially really masculine macho cultures, the men will kiss each other on the cheeks as like a hello, but they're super macho cultures the men will kiss each other on the cheeks as like a like hello But they're super like macho like Americans. No gay shit, you know, but they're they're still kissing each other Dude America has dads afraid of kissing their sons on the forehead Dad should be kissing their sons on the lips so they know that they love them That would solve a lot of problems. Yeah, like what's this fucking name? Tom Brady. He recently had a roast, right? Yeah, the roast of Tom Brady on Netflix. Did they bring up the kisses? I think that was an off-limits area. They weren't allowed to talk about that. Wait, but roasts, nothing's off-limits.

They did make one joke apparently that was supposed to be off-limits, but some like father figure of Tom Brady's I think I think he got caught going to like a Rub and Tug massage parlor place. And so they made a joke about that and then he stood up and went like, not another, I don't know, hold on. Dude, okay wait here we go, Variety posted an article title, Tom Brady's Roasters agreed not to joke about him kissing his son on the lips.

A big chunk of jokes got cut, but his kids didn't ask to get roasted. So it's because like they don't want to bring his kids into it, but apparently there were a lot of them. Apparently Tom regrets doing the roast. He didn't know it would be so hard on him and his family. Has he never watched a Comedy Central roast before? The roast of Justin Bieber they're brutal dude the roast of Donald Trump Steve-o Dude, they're a roast of Steve-o. Yeah, that's where oh my god No, maybe it wasn't a roast of Steve-o, but I think she was just on the side like he was just on the side

It was probably like the roast of Bob Saget where she did that. Dude, no, at the roast of Bob Saget, Gilbert Gottfried did that one joke that was like really raised eyebrows because at Bob Saget's roast so many people kept making jokes about the same thing, which was him having like some kind of relationship with a child. having like some kind of relationship with a child. Oh yeah. And they all kept doing that. And it was like, why are they all doing this as their joke? But Gilbert Gottfried had that one thing where he went up there and his joke was just saying loudly

multiple times, in 1996, Bob Saget raped and killed a woman. Oh yeah, and then he just got off? Yeah, it was, that's not verbatim. 1996 Bob Saget raped and killed a woman Then he just got off yeah, it was it was uh it was that's not verbatim it was something akin to that I mean we can look we can look up that moment. I'm sure but yeah, it's pretty crazy um But it's funny that they they told the the the son kissing stuff was off-limits, and that really upsets me but Amy Schumer made the joke about uh The sun kissing stuff was off limits and that really upsets me. But Amy Schumer made the joke about Steve-O's friend Ryan Dunne

dying in a drunk driving accident. And he did not look very happy when she made that joke. He just kind of gave her this look. Was Bob Saget a Cosby? See, I have no idea. They were all just making jokes like that. And maybe the joke was that they're all making jokes like that. maybe but like it's weird but fucking Gilbert Godfrey definitely knew how to

Ruffle some feathers. Well, he especially ruffled some feathers when he talked about the Earthquake the Japanese tsunami the tsunami. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, here's the what was the joke. Do you remember it? a couple I mean here's the what was the joke. Do you remember it? Hi a couple He like he said one joke and then kept making it was on Twitter tweeting jokes the day of the Japanese tsunami I killed like tens of thousands of people and like as it's like still going on He's like I heard beachfront real estate just got a lot cheaper in Japan and he had one about like Having a Japanese girlfriend if she breaks up with you. It's okay Another one will float by soon and it's like Jesus Christ, dude. Japan called me

They said maybe those jokes are a hit in the US but over here. They're all sinking That's what That's one. Yeah, I asked a girl in Japan to have sex with me. She said, okay, but you'll have to sleep in the wet spot. Dude, like, I mean, that's not even very good. Jesus Christ, dude. He's kinda rushing these out. He really went on a tirade.

He got drunk. He was the Aflac Duck, and they dropped him from being the Aflac Duck as a result of those tweets. So because I have every time you go to a downtown Columbia if you're coming from like Irmo or somewhere you... Aflac building. You see the Aflac building on is it on Gervais? It's when you get off the highway and you're going towards... Yeah you get off there's there's an exit you either go straight onto assembly... I can't remember. I guess the details don't really matter.

But there's an Aflac building. Yeah, it's a big one. You see the duck, the duck's on it. And every time you pass it, you have to obnoxiously say Aflac because it's funny. Oh yeah, I mean probably every time I've passed it, I would go, Aflac. And that's Gilbert Gottfried. And then, or they replaced him. He was also on Cyber, what was it called?

Dude, Cyberchase. Cyberchase, he was the bird. He was also the bird in Aladdin. Cyberchase was a crazy good show. Like, multicultural? Yeah. They had a bird? Like, that's fucking awesome.

That's crossing cultural boundaries. Multicultural is the bird. Dude, but it's fucking awesome. That's crossing cultural boundaries. How multicultural is the bird? Dude, but it's really insane. Some comedians, like, I'm just surprised sometimes at like roasts because I know the whole thing is like, you wanna be edgy and you wanna be the one that makes the most shock.

Oh no, oh no they didn't. But sometimes I'm like, what, did you not run that by anyone first? Like, did you not like read that to your wife shock. Oh no, oh no they didn't. But sometimes I'm like, what did you not run that by anyone first? Like did you not like read that to your wife and maybe see like I think about doing this one at the roast what do you think? Like I don't know. Tom Brady almost slapped him though he got up close to him in his ear and went don't say that shit again. Tom Brady just feels like it's just a boring roast subject. Yeah, like, I'll be honest, who really cares about Tom Brady anymore?

No offense to the Brady, the Brady-ster himself. The Brademeister. The Brademeister, no offense, but like, he was big in football, and that was not recent, you know? Maybe it's just like, that's the only celebrity that'd be willing to do a roast. Because I don't think, a lot of celebrities probably don't want to because they know that

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I I like clocked out of the movie pretty fast in terms of interest. It's a horrible movie Yeah, like I thought I knew of interest. It's a horrible movie. Yeah. Like I thought it, I knew it was going to be a bad movie, but Little Man ended up being so much astronomically worse. As a person and as a movie than I remembered or expected. I mean, it was pretty ahead of its time though. You gotta admit. You're right.

The Wayne's brothers always know how to, know how to clue in to the cultural zeitgeist. They've always been one step ahead of the game. But yeah, I know you guys get sick of us plugging our Patreon, but these names are right here, so we have to do it. Yeah, and it's at the end of the episode,

so it's not like we're pausing an episode to make you listen to it. A lot of you probably click off when we start talking about patreon Unless all of the people that are about to get noticed by Ryan and Matt with a big Thank you for sticking around this long to listen to the very teensy tiny end. That's amazing Yeah, and if you're an audio listener for the audio version, we should just have like a computer read out every name Okay, and just in the background. Yeah

we should just have a computer read out every name. Okay. Just in the background. Yeah. While we're talking. Let's go ahead and just get that started for the video version. Just have that going in the background so we can really, so the audio listeners know.

But you can also put it in the video version. Yes please, Luke. But anyway guys, we really wanna thank you for tuning in, even if you're not a patron or whatever. Just listening, just showing up and hanging with your brothers, Matthew and Ryan, the Fonny Brothers, means everything to us. But if you do happen to have a Patreon subscription, you get about 15 to 30 more minutes of us

talking with the SuperMegaJr., which is just like this except 15 to 30 minutes. We're about to go right after this, record this episode's SuperMegaJr. Yup. So an extra chunk of podcast. Be there or be square. We're about to go right after this, record this episode's Super Mega Junior. Yep. So an extra chunk of podcast. Be there or be square. You don't wanna be square, especially in this day and age. Trust me. But thank you guys for tuning in.

This has been a wonderful episode of Super Mega Show. Go ahead. How many goodbyes do they need? Well, I just want real quick just to remind everybody to go try, I don't I know it's not a patreon plug I want everyone, you know, just reminder go try chocolate chip pussy, you know Go, you know talk to your girl don't steal our idea Don't don't do it. Someone's gonna do it

It's gonna be revolutionary and then try to tell all their friends that they created chocolate chip pussy No, we created chocolate chip pussy the No. We created chocolate chip pussy. The funny brothers. And if it exists on the internet somewhere, they hacked and changed things. And they changed the date to make it look like it was said before us. Exactly.

We are the first people to conceive chocolate chip pussy. Deal with it. Bye. Bye. Thank you.