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Episode Date: August 26, 2024

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I feel like your stuff is is soft and you put more like like more like young thug type lyrics or throw You haven't even said bitch once in any of your songs more like young thug type lyrics or throw, you haven't even said bitch once in any of your songs, which I'm not saying you have to, but just to get a wider audience, I feel like incorporating that type of stuff into your music would do better for it. Okay, thank you for the feedback.

I will give you, I will keep that in mind. I can read you for the feedback I will give you I will keep that in mind I can read you some J Cole you could you don't have to read me some Jake well I mean I know J Cole not personally but I mean I know it's I mean you if you want to you can but I'm not gonna I'm not gonna stop you but you know I you get you you get it though you get what I'm saying yeah yeah I hear you man that's you know to each his own like I feel like if you want to Jay Cole route you'd be huge Yeah Actually, I probably or young thug

Honestly, I am I'm still independent. Maybe have you ever thought about Kind of crazy idea, but managing me What is this a Drake and Josh episode? Managing me? What is this a Drake and Josh episode? Yeah. Remember that episode where they got Josh to be the manager for Drake and then he fumbles it but then he comes through in the end? See I'd rather- Classic sitcom.

Where Josh is the manager for Drake the rapper. Imagine that one. Just come on that would be- Well it is on Nickelodeon so- Makes sense. Not as unlikely as one would think. That's right. Think. Think. And you know what's more unlikely?

You not listening to Super Mega Show because you're listening right now. Welcome guys, this is episode 25. We are a quarter of the way to the petroleum jelly story. No way! Yeah, quarter of a quarter. No way, no fucking way. Quarter of 100 episodes guys.

People are excited for the petroleum jelly story in our first iteration of the podcast it seemed that this the the story chosen left a lot of people wanting more and so we're gonna give them more yeah in episode 100 uh-huh I'm not gonna forget do dude, trust me. People were... I just still remember how people were legitimately upset of how bad the improvisational story was. We waited 100 episodes for the petroleum jelly story. And it's fake?

It's not even real? Yeah, but it is real. And you'll be able to hear it in episode 100 of Super Mega Show. So for those who waited... Matt's gonna recite it using a stitch, doing a stitch impression. Yeah, I've been practicing my stitch impression because right now it's pretty bad. But I got a vocal coach. You saw D23, they have the... did you see the live action stitch?

I did. I did. I'm glad they at least kept the base design. I still think it's unnecessary that they're doing a live action Stitch movie. Aren't they apparently also doing a live action Moana movie? They are doing live action Moana and I think it's coming out this year. No, but Moana 2 I thought was coming out this year and then live action Moana is probably gonna happen. Moana 2 I thought was coming out this year and then live action Moana is probably gonna happen They're probably like scheduling it. So like they're like, okay, so When these kids were in elementary school, they watched the first Moana

Maybe around college after college for them will bring back Live action Moana so they can bring no after college definitely cuz they're gonna bring their kids to Moana like they're trying to do a it'd be a bit shorter of a stint, but the Lion King versus the live action Lion King. Dude, like why make movies like that when you know that one is going to stand the test of time and one is not? Do they go into it thinking that maybe

this one will turn out just as good? Or it's, oh, of course, turn out just as good or it's of course just for profit yeah it's just for profit and also it has to do with like IP but John Fafnir was attached he did Cowboys and Aliens and Iron Man he did chef he did chef and Iron Man 2 and he plays himself on the Sopranos and he plays happy in the Marvel movies really's bodyguard really yepguard. Really? Yep. That's pretty cool. Happy Hogan. I really haven't seen him in much except for The Sopranos where he plays himself. It's uh what about the the Vince Vaughn Reese Witherspoon movie

where they go over and he plays like Vince Vaughn's brother and he's married to some woman and he's married to some woman. I don't think I've seen that. And they're very like awkward and sexually open. I don't think I've seen that. And they're very like awkward and sexually open. I thought that I had my Vince Vaughn catalog. Four Christmases. No, I haven't seen it What? As a Vaughn head. Matt Watson as a- dude if you haven't seen Four Christmases, you're no friend of mine. Come on You're no friend of thee. Don't be that extreme about it. You know I'm a Vaughn head friend of thee don't don't be that extreme about it you know I'm a Vaughn head dude Vaughn's best Vince Vaughn's best movie is tied between dodgeball and brawl and cellblock 99 I still need to see the whole thing because I cellblock 99 I I haven't seen dodgeball fortunately that directors cringe who

I mean makes good stuff who directed it I think that's the same guy who directed this the The daily wire school shooting movie. Oh my god, really? Yeah, he did bone tomahawk as well, which is great I love bone tomahawk. What a crazy downgrade. I don't love it. I really like it Yeah, I'm bone Tom or dodgeball You believe I haven't seen dodgeball haven't seen duck Maybe I'm not a Von Head like I thought man. Well, for the next Uncle Sleepover, which is for those who don't know, which is a We commentate over movies and watch them. It's up on our Patreon. It's for patrons only.

A show on Patreon. Yeah, yeah. Show on Patreon. It's fun. You know, last we watched RV, next movie is your choice. But the movie after that might have to be Dodgeball. Because I watched the shit out of that when I was a kid. If you want to keep it on like a sports theme, I can either pick Balls of Fury or Blades of Glory.

Blades of Glory. That's a good one. That was another movie I have on the list of things that I do want to watch. Really? Oh dude, I love Blades of blades of glory will our net will feral Napoleon Dynamite Napoleon Dynamite Amy Poehler. It's a no. It's a it's a good movie. It's funny. It's the actor of Napoleon What's his name again? John heater John head John John head I think but

Ooh, there is a sports movie that I'm I really want to watch on Uncle Sleepover, MxP, Most Extreme Primate. Not Invictus. No. I thought you loved Invictus. I did love Invictus. Especially Matt Damon's performance in Invictus. No, I did.

Okay. But for the next Uncle Sleepover, maybe we'll watch MxP. It's the skateboarding chimp movie. It's no Invictus, but I am excited. There is a monkey in it. Yeah, and he skateboards. Do you remember the movie Invictus, but I am excited. There is a monkey in it. Yeah, and he skateboards. Do you remember the movie Invictus? No, not at all.

It's a movie about like the South African football team. Football! And I think Morgan Freeman plays- He plays Nelson Mandela? Yeah. I knew it. They should have had Matt Damon play Nelson Mandela. Well, he wanted to, but then Morgan Freeman came in and

Got upset I was supposed to be a Robert Downey Jr. And Tropic Thunder type performance and I mean well regarded not not Not not anything else right right and it's also like Probably that would have been career defining for for Matthew Damon yeah you know but unfortunately Morgan Freeman has to always have his way I still like I was trying to think you know there's that fake beef between Jimmy Kimmel and and Matt Damon is right you know. For some reason, the image popped in my head of Jimmy Kimmel and... I would... it's above blackface. It was like a step beyond blackface.

Oh, what Jimmy Kimmel did? When he did Blackbody. Dude. The Jimmy Kimmel on the Man Show or something like that from like G4. He's got like a basketball. Hey, yes. Dude, okay, we do a lot of bits and people could easily think that the Jimmy Kimmel and blackface thing.

It's a lot more than blackface. It's more than Justiceface that's black. It's super mega, just playing around. No, look it up. Jimmy Kimmel did black body. He did, he went full black. Dude. And once you go black.

Sorry, I'm just looking up just to, just to relive it. Can I see it? Can I say, I saw it years ago and I was like, that's bad. And I kinda wanna, I kinda wanna see it now. Yo! You see? Oh. Oh my god.

Dude. That doesn't look like it's that old. I mean this was back from the early 2000s I think. I don't know dude, I feel like anytime, like obviously it was a different time for comedy, but I feel like anytime after 2000 might have been like, you know, you should be blackface by then. What about Shanae-Nae? Well Shanae-Nae was the only one that gets a pass.

But I think that- And for those who would jump, we're talking about Shane Dawson, Shanae-Nae was the only one that gets a pass. But I think that... And for those who would jump... UGH! We're talking about Shane Dawson's Shanae-Nae. We're not just saying the name Shanae-Nae. Right, it's Shane Dawson's character that he made where he's in blackface. Gotcha! You can't get us this time! Nope! Can't cancel us for the Shanae-Nae stuff.

Well, you... If the video I made as Shanae-, yeah that that was a fan video you were young I don't think anyone could take that against you, but I think the one that you made as a as a As an anniversary for when you made that video a few months back. It's nostalgia. Yes Yeah, I died I shouldn't have done the face paint, but well I was surprised I thought you took it down because you were embarrassed but I found out that YouTube took it down. Yeah I mean I was short-sighted like looking back I... You need glasses I mean I think it's obvious to everyone. Oh yes yeah in that case in that instance yes.

Both instances yeah but I just realized something. Shanaynay, that name? Shane. It's like it's I think it's a play on Shane. Shanaynay. Like the female version of Shane? Yeah. I wanted a boy named Shane. Well we can have Shanaynay. Shanaynay? I feel like it's supposed to... Dude, I used to watch some Shanaynay and crack the F up. Oh dude, same. Dude, I genuinely remember sitting in my dad's office in the computer chair by myself. Dale wasn't enjoying this with me, unfortunately.

Sun's going down, my dad's off for a jog somewhere, I'm by myself, I'm alone, watching a little Shanae-Nae and just fucking clapping my hands, kicking my feet, having a great time. True story. Sorry, I'm trying to find out the origin. Okay. Shanaynay, among other spellings, is an invented name for a stereotypical ghetto black woman. Use of this name, as such, is extremely offensive except among some contexts among black people. Comedian Martin Lawrence famously created a perform- performed such a character named Shanaynay Jenkins on his 1990 sitcom Martin.

So you're telling me Shane Dawson ripped off Martin Lawrence? It seems as such. Okay, in my head for a second, I confused him with Martin Short, and I was like thinking about Martin Short doing a Shanae character. Martin Short played Jack Frost in the Santa Claus 3.

And he's in The Hobbitbit or Lord of the Rings he's a short dude Martin Short is? Martin Short yeah he's in he's in Lord of the Rings I see I know dude 100% he's in Hobbit as a cameo no no no no as a dude oh I'm thinking of someone else I'm thinking no sorry who am I thinking of you're right Martin Short who's the guy Martin Shkreli no I'm thinking of someone else. I'm thinking- no, sorry, who am I thinking of? You're right, Martin Short. Who's the guy- You're thinking of Martin Shkreli. No, I'm thinking of another- who's the guy that plays Jack Frost in the Santa Claus 3? This is Martin Short, this guy. Yes. Wait, no, look-

Wait, that- Let me see him again. Yes, that's Martin Short. Wait- There's another Martin who was in the Sherlock movies- Wait, this doesn't look like Martin- wait, isn't the Martin Short. I'm thinking wait what You're thinking of dude. Who am I thinking of I'm going crazy. You're thinking of Martin Freeman Martin Let me see Martin Short is in Santa Claus 3 Martin Freeman is in the Hobbit Martin Freeman That's yep, and in Black Panther really oh yeah Wow well guys

I'm I'd like to apologize for mixing up three Martins. That was the three Martin problem right there. It's hard to confuse one of them with the others, but definitely the other two I understand. That's just the name, dude, the name Martin is a... What about Martin? Mm, eh, is that American Truck Sim reference?

Super Mega's American Truck Sim series? I mean, yeah. I mean, that wasn't his name. We just misread it and then can well they misspell shit They have like an automatic name generator. I don't know if they do misspell it I feel like they just use like Dutch names or some shit But it was Martin with two a we're in America. That's true. It's American trucks in I'm in at Ilberto like It's true, it's American Truxon. I'm in Edilberto? Like, Edilberto.

I don't get it, that one's tough to say. I like that name. Edilberto. It's hard to say. If anyone out there whose name is Edilberto is watching the podcast, I welcome you with open arms. You're welcome to come to the Super Mega office and hang out anytime.

Mind the musk, but still open arms are extended. Yeah, just send us like a picture of your ID like your driver's license so we can prove it's it's your name and we'll give you the address and you come on by and hang out but Martin is a in my opinion a horrible name okay you the way you said okay and made it sound I'm just I'm just I'm just letting you I'm letting you talk your talk I have no opinions on the name Martin Martin is not a attractive name I think hold up I want to make sure I'm getting this right let me hold up I'm Martin you know like if you are if you're if you're a lady at the bar and a

guy comes up and introduces himself as Martin you know are you really gonna hop in the sack I was right oh my God, how does my brain do that? I was about to say the only thing I have against Martin is that he's the protagonist in The Human Centipede 2. He's the guy that makes, who's a big fan of the first Human Centipede movie, and then he wants to create his own. So he kidnaps people and makes his own.

Is that the plot of the second one? Yeah. It's like meta? Mm-hmm. Really? And then in the third one, I haven't seen the third one. I haven't seen any of them. But in the third one, they're in like a jail and they get everyone in the jail to- Don't they create like a hundred people? That's awesome. I love how like the premise of the movie stops becoming like about the characters or anything

like the psychological shit. It's just like we need a hundred people ass to mouth can you believe that happening to you we're gonna know it's for a poop from one person to person 100 you know in the first movie I got it in the second movie you nailed it I like the concept of the second one where it's it's meta but yeah I I've never seen any of the human centipede movies. I just remember when it came out It was such a big deal. Everyone was talking about it. I think it's just shocking schlock. Yeah, it's just it was a shock film and I heard that I Read that they they use chocolate

Or brownie batter or something for the poop and the actors apparently, you know, they had a good time They did have to Or brownie batter or something for the poop and the actors apparently, you know, they had a good time I did have to Like in the first one they did have to like actually have their mouths near the person's ass Yeah, I guess I guess they would have to actually have it on the ass, right? And when he unveils the human centipede It's it's okay. It's nothing marvelous nothing marvelous I mean it's three people stitched together it's it's it's it's it's no it's no tusk it's no what's his name

what's his name did you ever see tusk no no what's's tough Kevin Smith directed Jason Bateman? No Alexander Jason Justin long. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Justin long classic walrus and tusk No, I haven't he's a walrus the movies about directed by Kevin Smith Okay, you love Kevin's love Kevin Smith. The most miss about some asshole guy or some dude. He gets turned into a walrus.

Yes, I saw the trailer. Yeah, no, no, I remember. Like, I don't know how else to explain it. There's the, that's it. He, Kevin Smith at the time wanted to do a, like a, not, like a horror anthology like three-parter it was gonna be This the tusk then there was the one with the brats ease where it was like

This one actually came out was Johnny Depp's daughter and his daughter starring in a movie where they work in a convenience store Oh, yeah, your characters from tusk but this movie centers on them and the, the, the, the, the bratwurst is evil in this movie. I don't know. And then the third one, which never came out, which it was supposed to, which I was excited for this one. It was supposed to be Jaws but with a moose. With a moose?

Oh! Meese are fucking terrifying. Like, they're big and aggressive They'll stop the shit. Yeah, like if I was in the that's probably one of the animals if I saw in the woods I'd be the most scared of well I think Kevin Smith needs to go back and finish this anthology trilogy he needs to make moose jaws But now now he just wants to make movies that that make people happy But now he just wants to make movies that make people happy? I don't get it. I don't understand it.

Why would you want to make people happy when you can challenge them and make them feel disgusted or bored? You know what makes me happy is his oversized jersey. His jerseys he wears. They're great. Oh, how he still wears like oversized suits and shit too. Suits? He does suits too? Yeah, because he lost a shit ton of weight. Because I think he had some sort of like life-threatening thing. Gout. Like a heart attack or something. Sure, maybe gout was included, who knows.

But and then he changed his health for the better, which is great. Yeah, but he but he just never wears You'd think like after you lost weight you'd kind of want to show it off. Like get some some tighter fitting clothes. Yeah, but I think he just likes oversized shit I own I also think that's just his uh his style this style Well, like he would wear the super oversized part of his old jerseys and orange and white and blue football jersey It's a good style. You know, I'm actually thinking maybe you should try it out You should you should start rocking football jerseys like big ones Okay

well I'm in a football jersey in a sketch that we shot that that's in the editing name that one isn't gonna come out until after the The one that we're working on this week to hopefully push it out. Oh, yeah, and uh, actually something we've been working on That's even more exciting are these ad reads. Welcome back everyone. Hope you enjoyed those ad reads. Maybe you were interested in the product. Maybe you were disinterested in the product, but whatever you were, I'm glad that you're back listening to our voices. Talk about whatever we feel like talking about

because it's a podcast for Brothers By Brothers starting Matt Watson, Ryan McGee, Super Mega Show. That's right, we're the Super Mega Brothers and you guys are here with us right now. And some of you are queer. Some of you are queer. Probably a good portion of you are queer. I've seen our fan base.

I would say probably 70 to 80%. And also, I see a lot of our fans say that they like listening to this because it feels like they're hanging out with friends. It feels like they're hanging out with two friends that ignore you. You get to fantasize about being the ultimate third wheel in a friend group. And just that that's completely ignored. Not a single word said to them. Just just sitting there listening to two friends have fun with each other and completely ignoring the other friend. That's that's what this is. It's it's third wheel simulator to the highest extent It's just us with a with a pretty set talking as we normally do. Mm-hmm

I am also just dude. I'm just bummed that on camera the neon sign behind us The isn't bright red. No, it looks more like orange in real life. It looks so good But with the color correction, yeah Well, yeah with the color correction we put like a little. Is that what Luke put like the red square over the sign? Yeah, yeah. Does it actually work well or does it look good? Yeah, I mean it works.

It's like a, it's just a little tiny like mask in Premiere that changes the color to make it more red so it's more accurate to what it really looks like. But then the problem is if we get up and walk in front of it, the red square might still be there if Luke doesn't perfectly rotoscope around us. So would the fix just make it a harsher red? I don't know. Like on the color wheel,

it looks like it's going towards that orange, you know, we're not to yellow yet, of course, but like maybe that red orange crayon maybe? It looks red to me. It looks beautiful. In real life, it's pretty dang red. And also in the last episode, 24, apparently, apparently, you know, I saw this on the news. You got up and walked in front of the sign and apparently Luke-

What, I can't get up and walk anymore? No, no, no, no, no, you can. Luke didn't photoscope it around you. So the red box was revealed for the first time. Luke, is that true? And people think that we're faking the neon sign altogether. They're like, it's fake, it's not real.

Hold on one second. Luke, explain yourself. Mm. Mm. Explain yourself! Mmm. Mmm. Well, what do you say to that, Matt? Mmm. I had decent, you know, decent, decent excuse. Could have used a better microphone.

Oh, absolutely, and camera, but, uh... Ha ha ha! I just know he's editing this at like 2am and he's like, Ah fuck! God damn it! Stop making me put things in! Oh my god, he's probably doing that, oh my god, and he's laughing while doing that. He's clenching his jaw and going, turning his head and like back and forth and breathing

through his nose through little laugh spurts. I prefer him clenching his jaw when we have our tickle fights, not through anger. Yeah. But it is what it is. Business is business, and business is booming. Oh yeah. Our views never been better. Oh no.

Just take a look at our views. Yeah, you guys might be in for a little surprise to see that the funny brothers have fallen on We are on the come up brand new YouTube channel. Oh Yeah I'm excited to go see the new alien We're going to go see it right after we finished recording this podcast Yeah, you know in the next podcast. Oh, yeah talk all about it. I will be talking about it. Maybe it'll be good Maybe it'll be bad hurt. It's yeah. Talk all about it. Oh, we'll be talking about it. Maybe it'll be good. Maybe it'll be bad. I heard it's good. I heard I'm going in with open mind

because I don't because I I am excited because it looks like they're essentially doing it feels like a soft reboot of the first alien essentially where it's like not the same characters and not the same exact story, but it's a small condensed story. It's not getting too big. Well, I don't know. We'll see. Cause it felt like, you know, with, uh, James Cameron, of course, coming in for the past alien, like alien two or whatever, it turned more into like an action movie. And I like the, the, the thriller aspect of the first one. And I hope that kind of yeah

It's on it. It's from that. It's from a director that knows horror. He directed the Evil Dead remake, dude I really like the alien franchise and I have not seen It's been so long since I've seen the old alien movies that I go any weaver where they had the edit out her bush Because she refused to shave. Oh seriously. Oh, yeah Can you believe I'm not watching that I was I was about to say I'd like to rewatch them Got a fight with Ridley Scott over it, and they had to digitally remove it Do you see her pussy in the movie? Oh a white

Tanktop and underwear she goes hey, I beat the aliens and here's my bush. And she shows it to the camera. And it's a post credit scene. But basically I'm really stoked and I like the concept where it's just kind of like a side independent story in the alien universe. And I'm going into it. Very low key.

I'm going into it very low-key. I'm going into it with like Open mind. Yeah. Well, I'm not going in like to critique it as like a piece of film I kind of just want to have fun and I want a haunted house movie. Yeah. Well, there is a haunted house now you're thinking of haunted mansion No, no, no, I'm thinking I know you know, I know you're thinking of haunted house But like there's nothing that, look, I don't think the Waynes could ever, ever, ever,

ever, ever, ever, ever, knock Haunted Mansion off of the masterpiece. The Waynes versus Murphy, the Waynes ain't coming out on top, I can tell you that. Did you actually see Haunted House in theaters? No. No, I did. Really? Yeah.

With your dad? Nope. I did. Really? Yeah. With your dad? Nope. Oh. With a friend. No, that movie- And that's not code for a prostitute.

Well, it's alright if it was. It is code for a prostitute. Cut that out. Um. Paying a prostitute to go to a sex scene. Didn't even have sex. I was just lonely. How old was I with this movie?

I was probably like- It looked so bad. so bad probably like in high school or something, dude I love the idea of paying a prostitute just to go see a movie with you not no sex or anything Just well, honestly they like she'd probably like that, you know, she's like, okay. I get to go see a movie He pays for my ticket. I get popcorn. I don't have to have any sex. With escort services, you know, a lot of the times it's just lonely men need companionship, and so I need a woman that I can take out on a date. And I would like sex, but if she doesn't give me sex, then I guess it would be an awkward conversation.

I don't wanna have that, I'll just pay for the dinner. It's like those types of things. I remember reading on like a reddit AMA years ago about escorts and it said like most of the guys the clients are just like just lonely and they just want to like talk mm-hmm and and cuddle and I'm like you no thanks I'd rather get a little monkey. Oh yeah. You know? I do, I wonder sometimes if there's profit and you and I may be starting up a Jiggle-O service.

Okay. Like we just go around LA or unless we're paid. You and I be the Jiggle-O's. Yeah, of course, of course, that's what I'm getting at. Not Juggal-O's. Yes, that's what I'm not juggalos Yes, the difference between juggal and jiggal a juggal a music group jiggal. Oh Male escort right well for those things for those who are unaware. They got it. Yeah, it's a just older women They want to they want a young piece of of arm candy to take out and you know take him wine them dine them 69 them and I think you and I as a couple of young, attractive men

in Los Angeles could probably get some good work as gigolo's. And you can either have the one with the beard and the one who has the dad bod or the tall, lanky, hairless one. That's right. We kinda offer the perfect Maybe the best of both worlds Maybe you could go ahead and just shave all your hair off so we could add bald to just because some some older women like

You know, I know I will my god. Oh, it's like a crystal ball to them or something I don't know what yeah, no, but but think about I mean hair kind of is youthful, but I have it So, you know if we're trying to expand our clientele, we're gonna have to give them, you know, two different types, two different categories. I like the idea of you actually sitting me down, being like, for Supermega, it's like, dude, I have the hair. Like, we're a duo, we gotta mix it up. I mean, you saw me grow it out.

Do you think you can ever compete with that? No. Like, not in a million years. So I mean, I'm doing you a favor here, buddy. I was looking at- All of a sudden you just hear... Pull it out? Dude, I- It's time.

I was looking at pictures of us. Luke comes and holds you down. Yeah, Luke could 100% hold me. Like, if it was a life or death situation and Luke was holding me down, I'm gonna die. I'm never escaping his grip. He's got fucking gorilla hands. And you know, other aspects that gorillas have, but I'll leave it there. Gorilla balls. Cause they're so hard and leathery.

Yeah. The color too is interesting. But I was looking at pictures recently of when you and I shaved our heads on stage in Houston, Texas in 2019. We shaved our heads. Odds are. There's videos on YouTube of it I think but I had never shaved my head. You had shaved yours before but we had never shaved it you know this bald. This was like bald bald. Yeah. And I just saw a

picture last night of myself the night after I shaved it fully bald and it looked so bad, dude. It looked great. It looked so bad. What? Yeah, it was a picture of me and my sister and it was, I can never do that again.

You still haven't shown me that picture. Not that picture. Oh. Sorry, nevermind, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it looks bad though. I have no intention on, I would buzz my head if it was for a video or a part. Same.

But, well you have too. You've always been a trooper with your hair for videos. Two lovely uncles, I shaved a receding hairline into my head. You did, and then recent sketch, that's not out at the time of this. Yeah, did a little. It's kind of noticeable. I feel like did a little. It's kind of noticeable.

I feel like we're gonna. It's like highlights. Just more work in Photoshop for you with stuff for turning the brown to blonde essentially. Oh yeah. I don't know how hard that is. No, it looks good. No, I'm talking about when I'm,

because within this sketch, and this is just behind the scenes Because like within the sketch I have that like a long dish look But then with like the posters and stuff that we're including in it and like the magazine covers. Oh sure I think it to keep it blonde. I don't know if it would just be better to face app. It's not hard Yeah, face app honestly is probably Face app is pretty good with changing hair, sometimes it is. It really just depends, it's case by case.

Sometimes it looks like they just took like a blob of solid color and just put it on top. And sometimes it works pretty well. But I can look at some Photoshop tutorials on changing hair colors. You know, I'm always down to learn some new Photoshop stuff. I learned some Photoshop stuff this weekend that changed the fucking game for me.

You're also... what? Huh? Oh, I said it changed the game for me. Oh, what game? Are you playing a new game? Photoshop. It's a fun game. Have you tried it? Uh-uh. I've only tried the program Photoshop. I didn't know there was a game Photoshop as well. Is it based on the program? Yeah, yeah, it's by Valve. Oh shit It's really good really really good

I was waiting for like imagine if like a company just like Photoshop and it's a game on Steam and they start coming out with like Audition it's like it's like a MOBA has nothing to do with Photoshop from Adobe, but Photoshop Dobie's pissing me off. Really sucks. Really? Yeah, their updates. Tell me about it They change things that don't need to be changed for no reason of like Adobe's pissing me off. Adobe sucks. Really? Yeah, their updates suck. Tell me about it. They change things that don't need to be changed for no reason. I'm still upset about the whole, the labels, the color of the labels being changed to be all dark, shitty colors. There's not any really bright colors anymore.

No, in Adobe Premiere Premiere and a recent update The clips and everything used to be bright colors like the in the timeline mango Caribbean now They're dark. Yeah, it's like the same colors, but they just made them super dark I've got the lighter colors because they would contrast with them dark gray background of the editing software Yeah, exactly now. it just all looks ugly. It's all dark. Editing timeline looks gross. Dude, I've been thinking more and more

about trying out DaVinci. Might have to hop on. All the editor friends that I have, besides Johnson, they all use it now. And they're like, it's so much better than Premiere. Might be best to kind of, I don't know, if it looks like the industry's moving away from Adobe, then I don't know.

I don't know if the industry will ever move away from Adobe. That's the thing, the industry's so hard locked with, it's just because Photoshop, it's the easiest thing first. They were for a business to like, get for their employees, essentially. Yeah, and Adobe makes, it sucks, because I have a love-hate relationship because they make programs that I really like.

I love Photoshop. Photoshop is the only program by Adobe that I don't have a huge amount of complaints. I do have complaints with Photoshop, but Premiere is the big one, dude. It's like, fucking, there's so many little bugs and things. And you and I, as editors, who have been editing for a very long time, have had lots of time

to have fun and get used to those bugs and just have to try to find workarounds. What's frustrating is that they have all of these things that need to be fixed. They're aware of. They're aware of that don't even seem like that complicated to fix. Right.

And yet they just, the reason people are mad is that then they go, new update, we changed all the colors. It's like, okay, so fucking what? Like yes, like I don't like the colors, but I would much rather have those new shitty colors in a working software that doesn't crash at the click of a button on MultiCam every now and then. So I also heard that Adobe is a company,

and the lawyers might have to watch this clip first so we don't get in trouble. I've just I've heard and read online that Adobe as a company apparently... You read it? I read it on Reddit. Hey come on! Just kidding it was on dig. 2G's? Apparently a very unethical company with the the programmers apparently it's just they like outsource a lot of the programming to India and pay like Incredibly low rates and isn't just any yeah corporation once they get big enough it comes to outsourcing

We do it because the oh, yeah, it just I'm guessing which is crazy to me because I'm not saying it's good but outsourcing seems like it would be more beneficial earlier on in a company's life than when they're the most profitable they've ever been yeah you know and also I what do I know it's just funny to me because when you have these like multi-billion dollar companies like Adobe it's they can what they need is quality at this point, and it's like, they have so much money. Outsourcing to like the cheapest possible shit,

just seems like, like they can spend the money on better, higher quality like programming and stuff, but they choose not to. Maybe that's why they have billions. But to me, I'm like, just spend a little extra money where you can and get the quality of. Look, you know, McDonald's could, I think we've talked about this before,

all these big corporations, they could have a dedicated employee relaxation center within the McDonald's, saunas, massages. Ooh. And they wouldn't really notice that much of a change in the billions of dollars they're getting. Dude, I wonder. I just think there should be hot tubs in the McDonald's.

If they put a hot tub in every single McDonald's, do you think that the corporation would even at the end of the year notice a hit in their finances? No, no. Exactly. Like the end of the year notice like a hit in their in their no finances No Exactly like the the amount of money they make versus the amount of money it takes to just put in a Fucking hot tub and then clean it every now. How much is a hot tub cost five thousand dollars? Maybe I'm not sure but probably a couple thousand Depending on how nice it is. It'll cost that it'll cost them like a few hundred thousand

to get one in every McDonald's in the world. Yeah, not just America, the whole world. Yeah. I would love if McDonald's had hot tubs, not just for employees, but for like every. You go into the McDonald's and all the tables kind of work around the perimeter of the center of the restaurant,

which is where the hot tub is. Now is this a big hot tub? Are you talking about like the hot tub is huge and the tables are on the edge of the hot tub so you can like be eating while sitting in the hot tub or it's just the tables are surrounding like a six person hot tub that's just sitting in the middle? I'm thinking like originally that's where my mind was going

but I'm thinking about it and I think having the hot tub below the ground Oh, okay terms of like within the ground and then you have like you you know The M arches working as like the little a little kind of border Okay between the hot tub so no one accidentally falls in right their ankle would at least hit something before right they Where this there has to be an open area where the stairs are so people can get into the hot tub. Sure. But yeah, like a pretty large, I would say like,

the size of a quarter of this room. Okay. You know? Yeah. Have that just in the middle of a McDonald's and. Maybe like 10 by 10. You know, you get all that humidity in the McDonald's getting in the getting in your food no that's good though no that's it makes it soggy which makes it easier to digest and chew do

you want a dry burger dry fries no the humidity enhances the food it puts essentially choose it for you exactly and also or saliva zip for you yeah essentially kind of it makes it softer, so it's easier to digest, easier to chew. And man, dude, just sitting in a hot tub. At McDonald's. Yeah, with a Big Mac in my hand. Drip a little Big Mac sauce

and little shredded lettuce in the hot tub. But it's all right, you know. They probably clean it every now and then. Exactly. You know? I mean, that's where the extra money goes for is hot tub care. They're gonna have specific McDonald's hot tub cleaner and workers. Once a month.

They'll change the water out. They'll clean it out. There's gonna be a guy standing next there with the McDonald's towels as you get out. Here you go sir. That's fancy as shit. Well in this case, this one's just in the UK so that's why he has that axe. Right right. In a normal place which is, here's a towel.

Here's a towel. Yeah. You know, I think if McDonald's added hot tubs, a lot of other restaurants would start getting jealous, and they might try to compete. Yeah, what is Burger King gonna do, add bumper boats? Yeah. Everyone's favorite attraction. Burger King is like, we'll turn the entire dining room into a sauna.

So you just walk in, the temperature it's 120 degrees It's it's it's humid as shit Because they're like McDonald's is a little humid from the hot tub people like that when their food gets soggy Let's take it a next step up. Let's do a whole sauna. That's fancy and Go really good with their onion rings. Oh 100% Burger King's onion rings. I They're the only thing besides maybe one of their breakfast sandwiches that I love Actually, I don't love anything except for their onion rings. I would go there specifically. There was a Burger King attached to like to to a gas station

like back home. And I would just go there just to get some onion rings. Every now and then. Their onion rings are good. God, they're so good. They also had the chicken like fries for a while. Which it was like little pieces of chicken that were like French fries essentially.

You and I tried like Cheetos, Mac and cheese. What what the fuck yeah dude it was like it was like Cheetos that were filled with Mac and it was like a deep-fried Cheeto flavored thing filled with Mac and cheese like that's the last time I had Burger King yeah which was years ago we worked for grumps and we went with Barry yes dude he came with us to the Burger King for some reason I don't even know why because it's not like we went on walks with Barry that often. That might be like the only walk we've ever taken with Barry. I forgot, dude. We also, yeah, we walked and it took a long ass time.

Yeah. Like we walked to very far Burger King. And that is a memory that I have just completely forgotten about. This was probably what, 2017, 2018 and and we walked with Barry Kramer We looked at what was it? I think we were just walking in general. We weren't walking to the Burger King We were walking in general then we saw the ad for the Cheetos fries We said something jokingly and from my recollection Barry kind of nudged us positively by going I try it type of

thing. Well we all went in there and got excited and we were like I don't think we were disappointed we were just kind of like that's what I expected it would be. Yeah it's exactly what you think from Burger King making Cheeto mac and cheese. Because you can't go into it going this is gonna be the best thing ever. Right. Because it's Cheeto puffs filled with bacon cheese at Burger King We were we were wild back then dude like berries like well, what if we went in and tried this? Back in our younger wilder Remember I had that on that specific Burger King excursion. I had a, I got like a, they had cereal milkshakes too?

This was a weird time for Burger King. Like the Fruit Loops and stuff? Yeah. Like, Sonics does that. I had a Fruit Loops milkshake, where it had pieces of like Fruit Loops in it. Or Fruity Pebbles. It wasn't bad. It was pretty good.

God. Matt, you know what you and I need to do? Mm-hmm? We need to open up a restaurant that's just a cereal bar. Dude, That's genius That's so smart and you have like, you know what you need like I have the house cereal too Which is the cereal we make ourselves the house cereal It's just like crumbled up wheat thins and like raisins with some almonds thrown in

shoes, you know any type of nut a definitely granola chunks. Well I Really want to talk about this cereal restaurant idea, but we have to we have to go to ads real quick Because you can skip the ads if you want and go get yourself a bowl of cereal and come go we'll go to ads We'll go to ads right we have to dude contractually up the serial we will talk about the cereal restaurant. Okay. Promise? I promise. After these ads.

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It's great meth. Well you don't have to smoke a lot to get a good effect. But I believe we were speaking about a cereal restaurant. You had an idea. That we're gonna start a cereal restaurant, a cereal bar. Dude, I'd say honestly, I could see in LA that being a thing. It's like, and then I could see the articles on on websites Where it's like the first the world's first cereal restaurant just opened

It's open from like 10 to 4 or 10 to 3 or something You know one of those like come grab some cereal early in the day. Yeah, like You you you sit down at a table got the got the menu of all the different cereals Oh, yeah And you you tell them what you want, you pick the type of milk you want, and then they bring it out in nice bowls. I was almost thinking even more fun,

you bring them bowls, then you go over to a buffet style area where you pull a lever for the cereal to come out. So you, like kind of like a drink machine, but with cereal. Like, they have that already for like at Whole Foods. They have it for like granola and coffee beans. They have it for coffee beans.

So you could just on the wall have all the different big tubes of cereal that you just pours it in your bowl. Think of like your quintessential candy store and how they store jelly beans like that. Exactly. But on a cereal scale. Hey, and you can even get toppings for your cereal if you want like sliced banana or strawberries

or blueberries or raisins. Oh, they cut those at the table. You order those and then by the time you're back to your chair, you'll have like a little plate of like freshly cut. Or if you stay at the table because you don't feel like see you don't feel like going up and getting Cereal because you're just there to conversate with your friends You'll get to see firsthand them cutting the fruit at the table. It's table side

Oh, yeah, some restaurants do the table side guacamole. This is table side fruit cutting bananas Apples done. I don't think people but Apple Jacks though I mean we could put it on the menu as an option, but I think bananas and strawberries probably tend to be the, and blueberries. Well what is that phrase that restaurants use where they make something except it's not the complete something, it's destructured, right?

Destructured. It's like this is a this is a destructured ham sandwich and it'll be like ham, the bread separate, and then like the condiments separately like that's like whatever it is deconstructed we should have deconstructed Apple Jacks where it's just cut up pieces of apple with a bunch of cinnamon poured on top. Genius. That's great. I genuinely think that this is a good idea. I mean, we're open from 10 to three or four and then we open back up for late night cereal.

Oh my God, late night cereal, dude. Like you're high. This would go great. Let's go to the cereal bar. How about this? We're not open earlier in the day. We're only open between the hours of 10 p.m. and 2 a.m. Or 9 p.m. or 8 p.m.

Like around. I don't know, breakfast? How about just 24-7, dude? Okay, okay. Cereal for breakfast, cereal for dinner, cereal for a 2 a.m. high snack. We can have a drive-through for cereal, too. They hand you the bowl with the spoon already in it.m. You know high snack we can have a drive drive through for cereal to that hands you the bowl with the spoon already in yep

It could be like a like a little to-go special bowl that we get custom-made Dude, I'm serious. This is a good idea. I'm so cereal right now Well, we don't have enough unfortunately to buy property to pay rent for another business. We have enough rent We could we could we could do a cereal food truck cereal pop-up event. Yeah, yeah some cereal dude, dude, I'm like we could we could Just buy like every type of cereal. We have all types of milk. We have we have whole milk 2% 1% skim almond oat all Yeah rice We have all types of milk. We have whole milk, 2%, 1%, skim, and... Almond, oat, soy, rice. We have all the milk.

Lactaid? Chocolate milk? Yeah, if you want, yeah. I mean, I've had cereal with chocolate milk before. Like Cocoa Pebbles? Yeah, well Cocoa Pebbles creates the chocolate milk. But if you start off with the chocolate milk, it's a lot of chocolate. You know what cereal I'm obsessed with right now? What? Well, Cocoa Pebbles creates the chocolate milk. But if you start off with the chocolate milk, it's a lot of chocolate.

You know what cereal I'm obsessed with right now? What? Peanut butter Captain Crunch. Because I used to have so much nostalgia. Because that used to be the cereal I used to eat like for breakfast, sometimes lunch and dinner when I was, my family would take like a beach trip every year back in the day. Right. And it would just be that. It's cereal time.

Yeah, I'd come back from the beach and I'm like, I'm having some peanut butter Captain Crunch. I love peanut butter Captain Crunch. It's my favorite Captain Crunch. Reese's Puffs was what I had every morning before school. Those freaking Reese's Puffs. Reese's Puffs, peanut butter chocolate flavor theme song commercial the Captain Crunch Cereal is it's very good, but it really does cut through for your mouth. That's not a really does yeah, it does It does shred your your the mouth lining your palette Yeah, it hurts it hurts where your palette dips like that where there's that that little like... It's worth it for me. It's so good.

Oh, it's worth it every time. And then another... I love the... what are they? The frosted rice krispies. Oh, dude. Where it's just extra sugar in them. Yeah, it's just the rice krispies, but they're sweet. Fruity pebbles you can't go wrong with. Trix is a little too much these days. Same with Froot Loops for me. Really?

Yeah. Uh, Trix is a little too much these days. Same with Fruit Loops for me. Really? Yeah. So, my favorite cereal, uh, is Fruity Pebbles with Marshmallows, or Fruit Loops with Marshmallows, but it is, the older I get, when I eat a bowl of it, I'm like, wow, this is really sweet. It's really sweet. Uh, doesn't stop me though, and I'll have three bowls in a row sometimes of, uh, Fruity Pebbles with Marshmallows. Doesn't stop me though, and I'll have three bowls in a row sometimes of Fruity pebbles of marshmallows well There is no cereal more hot and cold in terms of liking it and not liking it as you're eating it than lucky charms

That's very true. That was a good bite Boring bite it's 100% like how many marshmallows can I get in the spoon? It's all about the marshmallows, but then if you eat too many of the marshmallows You're stuck with the cat food pieces. Yeah, you're just. They are just cat food pieces. It's just little cat food pieces, man. You're right, the little, yep, those are.

By themselves, they're so nasty. Like, it's like cardboard. The marshmallows save it. And I like Lucky Charms, but if you focus too much on the marshmallows, you get stuck with the cat food pieces. And then towards the end, when there's only a few marshmallows, I have to, I'm like, I know what I have to do.

I have to just take a couple bites of just the cat food pieces without marshmallows so I can enjoy the marshmallows. Because you try to save them for last. Yeah, but I do something that some people might consider as cheating, but what I do do something that some people might consider as cheating But what I do is I reach in the bag So after I pour myself a bowl I reach in the bag and I maybe I'll pick myself a few more marshmallows You do that ever?

Yeah, yeah, I feel like it's breaking the rules it's like you're like well No, what I would do actually is I would I would pour myself the bowl of cereal and then I would actively with my spoon start putting the cat food pieces back in the box to get the ratio just right for the marshmallows that were in the bowl. That's actually a lot smarter. I like that. Just reaching in. Yeah, no, I would have to look in the bag and one by one reach in, pulling out the little

marshmallow pieces. uh, I Just feel like it's cheating. It's it sucks because it's breaking some kind of like universal rule It's like no you're supposed to get the the number of marshmallows you get because when I start taking them out of the the cereal bag it changes the ratio of Marshmallows and cat food pieces. They have to just sell the marshmallows on their own. They do. You can get them on Amazon, I'm pretty sure. Really?

Big bags of them. So that's honestly the move. Just buy a bag of Meow Mix and then a bag of just the marshmallows and then. You have lucky charms at home. I really do think we should do a cereal pop-up event. It would be fun. Just come eat some cereal.

Everyone's eating cereal together, that would be fun. That would be amazing. And then, you know, people have cookouts and stuff all the time and there's, you know, barbecues. Where's the cereal get ups? Okay, how about this? I just wanna put this out there. Of course, fans of Super Mega are gonna come

because it's a Super Mega event, but in general, for those interested who maybe would be on the line of coming or not. Sure. Would y'all show up to a cereal pop-up event where it's just a bunch of people altogether communicating and eating cereal together? Communicating positively. Free, free cereal.

Guys, you can show up and just free cereal. I don't know, would it be free cereal? I mean, cereal is kind of expensive. Maybe it's like, in LA at least. Maybe there's an admission fee that covers the cost for like five bucks, three bucks. Shit. But then people just can't come and hang out

with those who want cereal. Yeah. I say we bite the bullet. We have to think about it. This is something that we have to think very very constructively long and we have to put our due diligence into showing the proper Respect and responsibility right for now in such an event We're forgetting about the money right now would show up We're just thinking about the city the cereal and we could do we could literally like have like 30 types of cereal ready to go

All the all the different types of milk. And can we have a mascot cereal man? Just a guy with a suit with cereal glued, different types of cereal all over the suit. He's the one that walks around with the different milks. Oh dude, you can walk around like a waiter with hors d'oeuvres It's like a tray, but it's just little cups of different types of cereal So you can like sample different cereals to try to you know see what you're feeling. Which one would you like? Would you like we should make?

For that specifically the super mega cereal. Yeah We should we definitely need to make the house cereal can't be hard to get like to get in contact with the company to make a make the house cereal. It can't be hard to get like to get in contact with the company to make a cereal. No we could 100% make our own cereal. Dude I haven't seen anyone ever do that. Make their own cereal and I feel like cereal is a food product that you don't necessarily have to go through a bunch of hoops health code wise. Game Grumps O's? Mr. Beast O's? Yeah I forgot about the Game Grumps O's. Well... About Ludwig O's. Cutie Cinderella O's? I liked the, uh... The... What? I forgot what you...

Everything just ends in O's. Yeah. Super Mega O's. Ooh, what if they're shaped like little feet and it's pedos? You know, I'm just kidding, dude. It's a joke. Dude, lighten up, smile more. I think we should do a cereal pop-up. Me too.

Genuinely, like nothing can go wrong at an event like that. No, never. It's just come hang out with fellow Megheads. And cereal lovers. And cereal lovers. We could put posters up all over LA for it You know so we can get a lot of a lot of people would probably just stop by that don't know who we are

I want to have some cereal like if I was walking around Hollywood or whatever and I see a bunch of people in line. I'm like what is this? No like it's free cereal Yeah, I'm doing it like just like I'm guessing Cheerios honey bunches of votes just like, I'm guessing Cheerios, Honey Bunches of Oats. Everything. They have all the cereal and every type of milk you could imagine, even breast milk. You and I would have to come with a list of like,

probably the 10 cereals that we'd have there. Could be more than 10. Yeah, but then you have to get a large quantity of each amount. True. As I said, this takes a lot of thinking. I mean, it would be expensive. We'd have to rent a venue for the cereal event. I think I don't know if we'd want to do it outdoors or we'd want to do it indoors.

Outdoors. Yeah okay that's what I was thinking. Who wouldn't love to eat a good bowl of cereal outside on the lawn? When's the last time you ate cereal outside? You know. It's been forever. It's a great experience. Not until the cereal event though. People don't experience eating cereal outside enough and it's really magical and I wanna give people that experience. And a lot of people also don't experience seeing their name on screen.

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