supermegashow - Swag Level 30 | supermegashow - 016

Episode Date: June 24, 2024

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You good? Get all the dust? Yeah, I don't think there's much dust to begin with. Good? Get all the dust off your chair? What's up? Just podcasting, man. Yeah, I'm enjoying the new jacket you gave me for my birthday. Shucks man. I didn't know you liked it so much. Hold on, hold on. I think I remember...

Oh! I accidentally dropped something. Yeah, you need to pick it up. Sorry, just let me tuck. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. Sorry, I'm stretching. No, you're good.

I know you gotta stretch your back, but we should get podcasting. I'm glad you like the jacket so much. It was uh... Shit. We should... we have a time limit here. Limited time today. You're good. The jacket's fine, dude. It looks good and The camera has seen it You could do your stretches in the first ad break Anyways

Yeah, dude, I'm glad you like your birthday jacket. Of course So you look pretty fucking badass, you know when I when I got this for you I didn't know that you would like it this much. I thought you would go. Oh Thank you because last year you know on your 29th birthday. I got you a sweater That you know meant something to me because it was passed down in my family Never been washed once and I know you thought that was kind of gross, but I didn't see it that way I see it more as its history, but I never saw you wear it once. Yeah that's how you see it. Other people don't see things the way you see them.

Sorry that's just a fact of life Matthew. Well that's why the world isn't as beautiful to other people as it is to me Ryan but I'm glad that you find beauty in this new jacket. Oh this jacket's cool. It great, dude. It wasn't owned by some do nothing Watson from the past. It was worn by Ryan Gosling. Yeah, not Reynolds. No, not Reynolds. They look kind of similar. They have the same kind of thing going on.

They do, and I almost said, when you said Ryan, my brain autocompleted Reynolds. And then I was like, oh. Yeah, for the audio listeners. You mean like Deadpool? Yes for the audio listeners Deadpool yes yes okay yes Chimichangas Deadpool yes Deadpool have you seen Deadpool 1 no I haven't seen Deadpool 2 nope are you excited for Deadpool versus or Deadpool and Wolverine yes very Wolverine? Yes, very. But for the audio listeners who can't see the screen right now and you're going, what is this jacket they're talking about? It was very difficult for me to acquire

but I was able to get Ryan the original jacket from the movie Drive. It's not a replica. This is the real jacket that they used in the movie that Ryan Gosling wore. You can tell. Yeah it smells like him right? It's got like some a little... Well I've never met the man. I just can only I can only imagine that this is very accurate of what he smelled like. Yeah that's him all right. But it's cool, man. It was a little expensive, but that's what the company card is for. Hey, can I ask you, like, I'm gonna do,

I just wanna do like a little something. I want you to tell me like if it looks cool. Sure. Okay, hold on. What you cooking up? Oh, dude. That looks so fucking cool. What you cooking up? Dude! That looks so fucking cool! Dude, it literally looks like you're driving a real car!

Dude, hit the gas! Yeah, dude! You good dude having a Problem with the engine are you you stall out at the red light? Looks like you stalled out at the red light. Maybe shifted gears Yeah, no no no before before the stall out next if you pulled up next to me And that was me in a car and I rolled down my window like that and gave you a little nod oh yeah right I would I

would be both intimidated and such a good jacket yeah well why did why did I get you that jacket Ryan because you love me well obviously but but what was the occasion my birthday not just any birthday hold on, my like 26th birthday? No. Wasn't originally meant for that or something? No, we don't need to get into all that. No. You've had this for five years? Yes, I bought you this jacket for five years 2019. So five years. Okay, so so my 25th birthday, maybe wait Yeah, I bought this jacket for Ryan's birthday in 2019 which I can't I can't do the math but 25th birthday and now you're 30 you just turned 30 and it's just been sitting in my closet because for some reason I thought I 30 you just turned 30 and it's just been sitting in my closet because for some reason I thought

I gave it to you. I think it came in after your birthday. So I got it. And then I think that's why like I forgot to give it to you. And then I hung it up in the closet and I'll be honest, man, it just you're not just hiding the fact that you wore it around for years because you thought it was really cool and you weren't sure that if you really wanted to give it to me. No. And then once you got your sick kicks out of it, once the business was done, I get the jacket. It's not like I fucking- You get a hand me down. No, it's not like I wore it myself and then remembered it was your 30th birthday the day of. No, of course not. And you wrapped it up. It was wrapped up really all night. It was like you were very thoughtful of it.

I think I remember when I came in on the day of my birth. Mm-hmm. and you wrapped it up, it was wrapped up really all night, and it was like you were very thoughtful of it. I think I remember when I came in on the day of my birth, well the celebration of the day of my birth, I think I remember you saying like, shit I need to wrap something. That was probably like Tucker's gift from a birthday gift that you didn't last minute wrap my gifts like 10 minutes before I opened it.

No, no, no. I wrapped your gift like a week before your birthday because I was so excited for your big three zero. Yeah, that's what I thought. That was Tucker's gift then that you were speed wrapping. Yeah, I was speed wrapping. Because Tucker, he feels really, you know, most people don't have this problem, especially, you know, he's 30 as well.

So it's kind of surprising that a 30 year old man has this problem but if he goes to a birthday celebration and There's presents for the birthday, you know person and Tucker doesn't get a present too He gets in this really weird mood Like he feels left out that he didn't get a present and he pouts He's a he's a rude dude with a shrewd mood. That's exactly right, and a bit of an attitude. So he'll be all passive aggressive, and you'll be like, Tucker, what's wrong? And you'll go, nothing, doesn't matter.

And it just really ruins the vibe. So I have to make sure that I get Tucker a present too. Every time we celebrate. And your present to Tucker was wonderful. Yeah, yeah. Very thoughtful. Well, I know he likes Funko Pops, so had to, you know. But you didn't have to, you know,

essentially break the bank by getting three Funko Pops. Well, I did, because his standards have kind of gone up and up because I don't know why, but it seems like the older he gets, and you think a dude in his 30s wouldn know why but it seems like the older he gets and you think a dude in his 30s wouldn't have this issue but the older he gets the more upset he is if the gift that you get him on someone else's birthday isn't of the same caliber as the birthday boy's gift and this is a really fucking-

You equate three Funko Pops to the drive jacket though? Well you gotta remember one of the Funko Pops was an unopened collector's Funko Pop that was worth a couple thousand dollars. Gamora daughter of Thanos from the original Guardians of the Galaxy drop. Yeah and then the other two was there was a Mr. Bean Funko Pop and the other one was it was from some cartoon Tucker likes I don't even it's something with ponies But yeah. Like Shrek, was it Donkey? No, it was like these colorful ponies. Oh, okay. They go on adventures or something.

I don't know, I've never seen the show. Probably from Adventure Time or something. Yeah, probably. But Tucker's really into that. That's what the tattoo is on his shoulder, actually. It's from that show. But yeah, so it's a great gift. And I'm very proud of giving you the gift.

How was your weekend other than spending time with me? You know, negate the amount of fun you had on my birthday. After that, how was your weekend? Hold on, I think we're breezing past something here. What? Ladies and gentlemen, Ryan McGee is 30 years old. OMG, didn't you just announce, didn't we just say it was my birthday? We had a whole discussion of my birthday? We talked about it so casually, like, you know. I mean, you've mentioned this, I think, in the past three podcasts. I've been excited for your birthday. We haven't mentioned it. This is

the first episode. You're coming across't mentioned it. This is the first episode. You're coming across like Cecile. This is the first episode of Super Mega Show where you're in your 30s. Didn't we record it? Oh, I guess we didn't record it before or after. No, the last one we did you were 29 still. Well, I can tell you it feels about the same. Yeah. It doesn't feel drastically different. No, just I feel like on a chemical level maybe, you know, it's different technically, but just not on a What is that annoying noise? Yeah, there's like a there's a sudden Okay, my little my little volcano light in the background, which I love is suddenly making like a a whirring sound like the the motor

Inside is is goofing up and also I don't appreciate, you know, you comparing me to your mother Well, it's just is this you both share an absolute obsessive love for me in the day of my birth. Oh yeah, dude. Your birthday is... I look forward to it more than I look forward to Christmas. Every year. Halloween though? You'll see there's candy. Halloween. And there wasn't candy at my party, unfortunately. Well, there was but Tucker took you know before you even got here Tucker ended up

getting into it eating all of it you know but I had a feeling that what happened so I bought you know shitty candy I bought tootsie rolls and he ate them all so I'll get you another bag but yeah Ryan McGee is 30 ladies and gentlemen he's in his dirty 30s now no more 20s for you I'll get you another bag. But yeah, Ryan McGee is 30, ladies and gentlemen. He's in his dirty 30s now. No more 20s for you? Nope. I got a year and a couple months until I'm right up there with you.

I need to go figure out why that thing is making that noise. Unplug it. It's annoying. But I unplug it. I just noticed it's on your side too. Maybe it's life kind of, I don't know. Stop. What is it doing?

It's red like Matthew. It's getting worse. It just won't shut up. Shut up. Good Lord. That thing just keeps going and going and going. The hell is going, dude, I don't wanna turn it off! It's gonna look like shit if I turn it off! Does it leave a breath of air for any other sound to make its way in? Jesus! I know what it is. It needs more dish soap.

Oh, okay. I turned it off! Oh, now it looks so bad. It does. Now our podcast sucks. Matt turned off the volcano bead lava lamp thing. Well not even, just a bead like a... I don't know what it is technically, but it's cool. Like little beads bubbling in a volcano. Yeah, I think that audio listeners, that's probably the biggest thing they're missing out on besides this little

Meg Griffin sexy Meg figurine between us. We'll give it a little spin. Yeah, give it a little spin. Zoom in on that again, Luke. I know we did this last episode, but you can never have too much Meg. Maybe you'll get this side of Meg. Ooh!

You know? You know, I hate to see her leave, but I love to see her walk away. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's like a little thing filled with water and there's a red volcano and it spits red beads up and then they cycle back down and up again. And you know what I bought the same volcano light for my desk at home last week and guess what?

Does it make that noise? No, it broke. Oh. Like right off the bat. What color? Still red? Red. And it worked for like maybe... Can you change the color or is it just red? No, it broke. Oh. Right off the bat. What color? Still red? Red. And it worked for maybe- Can you change the color?

Or is it just red? No, just red. You're just like, I like that. I like that red. Well, it's very aggressive. Same company. I bought something for your side that's blue. Because they also, same shape and everything,

but instead of a volcano, it's blue jellyfish. Ooh. They get cycled around. And I actually don't know where it is or why it's not set up. So maybe in a future episode you guys will be treated to a wonderful delight of of McGee's jellyfish. But yeah we can put a dead a little dead baby shark maybe. What? Over there you know like they sell it at beach shops. Little dead baby sharks in jars. They do that? You've never seen that? No. Bro. What? Probably a staple of Myrtle beach culture, dude.

They do that in South Carolina. Listen, I would expect them to sell, you know, a bottled fetus in fucking California, but South Carolina, I could never see that happening. I'm going to show you these pictures and you're like, Oh my God, I remember these. No, I don't. What? I've never seen that in my life. They just sell them at beach shops like this. Luke, throw up a picture of this monstrosity. I like that all of them are just say shark. In case you forgot what's in there. It's like, God damn, I just, I have no clue what this thing is. It always creeped me out as a kid because I was like, who has this? Wait, so there's a lot of them all next to each other on like a shelf at a gift shop. Yeah. Do they just

farm? It usually looks something like this. That's about like the area. Why are there so many? Are you telling me that they just like take pregnant sharks? You've never been to waves? Uh, no. In Myrtle Beach? Uh-uh. If that's still around? Are you- but do they just like have- make sharks have babies just so they can kill the baby and put it in one of those tanks? They might just be a tiny species of shark. That would make- No!

There's no sharks that are that small. That would just be preposterous. You're right. Well there are some smaller shark- but not that- okay, wait, hold up. Oh, Petco has the little tiny ones that are like the size of a goldfish. They don't look like sharks, but they're technically sharks I guess. On r slash sharks, the user person, what you're seeing is a bunch of baby sharks that have been killed and put in bottles for us to buy.

Heartbreaking. Okay. Yeah, what's the process of making those? From my understanding, from living in VA. Virginia. Yeah, what's the process of my understanding from living in? VA Virginia I guess they would know a lot about sharks from living in Virginia Virginia is the shark state Is it oh yeah? In talking with a lot of the fishermen there these can be fakes just plastic replicas

Painted and put into jars or they are baby sharks that were killed after the mommy sharks So it's just a bunch of different who knows but I probably just baby sharks. Maybe some of them are fake You know, I'd love to get one model love to get what what? Huh? What'd you say said it would have to be a really good 3d model if it's not if it's not real. Yeah Yeah, I mean those look pretty real to me We should get one or two. You know put them up behind you. Maybe they like why don't they sell little like fucking baby dolphins or something like that. That's way better. Baby dolphin in a jar?

Baby seal in a jar? Baby seal's pretty good. They just they stuff it into just a jar of blue liquid. Before it's born they rip it out. Well I wouldn't be surprised in California. I bet they're gonna start selling ones of humans soon. You'll start to see lines of seals outside them abortion clinics and all the humans won't be able to get their abortions. Yep California's gonna give a social credit if you go and you know you'll get food stamps for free if you go and have an abortion so they can put in a little jar and sell it at a gift shop. Disgusting. Nothing disgusting about abortion.

I like the welcome to California gift shop. Right when you cross the border, you can buy an aborted fetus in a jar. And it says, instead of shark, it just says human. No, it says soul. Oh, okay. Because sharks don't have souls. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, okay. Because sharks don't have souls. No, no, no, no.

But a human. I mean, that fetus, that's a soul. That's a life. And life begins. At conception. Exactly. As we all know. The second the man drains his nuts within the woman's...

What's it called? Vagina. Vagina, yeah. You know, that's when life begins. It's the second that- it's actually before the sperm even hits the egg. It's just the second he nuts, you know? It's actually pretty crazy when you think about it. What are we talking about?

Something about nutting? Sorry? I had a that- that's-a-raven moment. What did you see? Was it something bad nothing? It was just kind of like a dull kind of gray. I think I just I think I just I think I just zoned out We were talking about nuts I was talking about the nothing beautiful beautiful

Act of human reproduction, okay, and I'm not talking about sex. Okay. I'm not talking about like Funny sex I'm talking talking about sex, okay? I'm not talking about like funny sex. I'm talking about the art that is reproduction. You know? Fucking a little bit of- That's how you were made, that's how I was made, that's how everyone was made. Well, there might be some-

Besides Jesus. Yeah, Jesus was, God impregnated that 13 year old through his mind or something. Yeah. He just went, boom, there it is. Telepathically impregnated that 13 year old through his mind or something. Yeah. He just went boom, there it is. Telepathically impregnated her. Right. Which does happen quite a bit still today.

But you know, I think it's crazy that every time you nut, there's what? You're talking about like it's a little genocide Yeah, I mean how many people potential people is that that you blow all over your your your belly and chest Well, it's not really I Mean it's gonna go to waste anyways, isn't it unless you actually are trying to impregnate someone. It's still it's not like are trying to impregnate someone. It's still, it's not like, it's just gonna seep out through funny dreams sometimes. No, I don't waste mine.

It never goes to waste. You never have wet dreams? No, I have gallons in my freezer that I contribute to. So if I have to ejaculate, I do it that and I put it back in the freezer. So all of those sperm are still good. I've been doing it since I was like 15. So whenever I wanna have children, Perfect so so all of those sperm are still good. I've been doing it since I was like 15 so

Whenever I want to have children. I just bust out one of the one of the one of the jugs one of the gallons Put it in the microwave to to thaw it out pour it into a cup I get my wife over I say spread that monkey, and I just whoosh you know See any good movies lately. No. Oh. You didn't watch anything over the weekend? Nothing that was fun. I know you did a lot of cleaning. You spying on me? No, you were telling me in the parking lot when we were both smoking some crack before

work. Do you not remember? I gotta be honest, that new strain of crack we've been smoking is fucking, it's a head rush. When I take a hit. I don't know What happens for like five minutes? You said that you were like using using cloth and toothbrush to clean every nook and cranny of your place Yes, yes. Yeah, I clean my whole place and how beautiful does it look you didn't even send me any pictures well

Are you embarrassed? No, I'm not embarrassed. It looks really good. You still got a few though, like... I don't know, like... You still got the Pamela Anderson poster in the bathroom? Or did you take that down? No, that's still there. Why?

Good. You said it like... Can I come over to your place after work? Yeah. Okay. I just need the bathroom. I don't like it here Okay, so uh You know imagine you driving Almost every day after work instead of driving home. You're like hey, can I swing by use the bathroom real quick?

I just don't like the way the bathrooms vibe here So you have to drive an additional however long it is to get my place, just to go inside and you're in the bathroom for like 20 minutes. Thanks dude, see you tomorrow. And I noticed my Pamela Anderson poster every time is a little bit of, it's a little more like wrinkled. It's from the backsplash of the sink.

Oh, okay, yeah. I mean, the humidity from the sink water tends to kind of gunk up the poster. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or like, like you know there's water always in the bathroom, so there's always gonna be some sort of condensation in the air There's always water in the bathroom like from Arrested Development Yes But it yes, there's always yeah, there's always money in the banana Yes, very close very close just make it a little reference joke. Just a little joke. Don't worry about it. I haven't watched that show in a while. There is

something to say that it's harder to go back to shows once they've kind of been ruined or you've lost interest in where it ended up going. Yeah, I did a re-watch of Arrested Development last year and the first time I watched Arrested seen it I had seen it like twice already It was the best thing in the world when I was watching it I was like this is hilarious the first time I ever watched it. How did this not get attention? I know and then when the first time I watched it it was before they had made the the season four Yeah, so I just saw the first three seasons and I was like wow great ending then they announced They're doing season four like a decade later, and I was still kind of excited I was like, wow, great ending. Then they announced they're doing season four, like a decade later. And I was like.

But I was still kind of excited. I was too. I was really excited because I love that show. Because they had to cancel it because it just wasn't making money, right? Yeah. It wasn't a popular show at all. That's the crazy thing is that show was like a flop

despite like how much of a cult classic it is now. It just wasn't, no one was watching it. It's kind of like Seinfeld or Friends. It really found its audience on Netflix. Right, right. And that's when those shows got big, was when they were added to Netflix. Yeah, nobody watched it back in the time.

Everyone was too busy watching Full House and Golden Girls. And The Nanny. Don't forget The Nanny. Hey, hey, hey, it's right, fuck. You're laughing because you just remembered some funny jokes from The Nanny? Dude, I used to watch The Nanny at Nick and Night. On Nick and Night? Yeah, me too. Fran Drescher, who is actually a fucking I think because you just remembered some funny jokes from the nanny dude. I used to watch the Danny and

Fran dresser I was actually a fucking phenomenal figure in just Hollywood business in general Yeah, she also has a phenomenal figure You know she she she keeps track of her health and a beautiful monkey man smells good But you know a rest of development when I did my second watch, there was season four now. And I'm like, okay, I'm excited for this. Finally, a new season. I started watching it. The pacing was off. I just remember once I finished the first episode of season four, I was like, I didn't, did I get my hopes too high? Is it good? And I'm just being, you know, a stickler or whatever. And I didn't finish it. I got like did I get my hopes too high is it good and I'm just being you know a stickler or whatever And I didn't finish it. I got like five episodes in and I just couldn't so when I never finish season 4 No, I rewatched it last year and I was like I'm gonna get through it this time. I think I made it

Six or seven episodes in and there's season 5 too. Yeah, I didn't why I didn't watch any of season 5 I did I think I made it all the way through four. I couldn't tell you much about it. I know they did a re-edit to fix the pacing, but apparently it still doesn't really help that much. Well, if I'm not mistaken, from what I remember, was the re-edit basically mixed it all together because the first, when they first released season four,

they would focus on one character at a time and that was because overall everything would come together in the end and you figure out all the sides of the story. They were doing it on purpose for a narrative reasoning which ultimately it wasn't really like a, it wasn't worth it for the payoff to change the pacing of the show so drastically. I did not care for episodes

centered around a specific character. I like when you get the whole funky bunch. That's how you get it moving and make it so hectic and something's going on here, something's going on here. I don't really care about Lindsay going to India. Yeah. Or, well actually the Tobias arc with the the methadone clinic and the to catch a predator thing that was funny but yeah even with the re-edit I will say it was better but it still couldn't catch me enough to like pull me in enough to fucking finish it. Well god damn. Those first three seasons though can't beat them some of the funniest television I've probably ever seen. I just like I need to go back and watch them but it's hard for me to like just stop because the part of me is like oh there's a season four or do I

just watch it yeah so I guess I just gotta act like season four doesn't exist yeah just stop stop at the end of three because it's like it still wraps up really well with three it's not like a Game of Thrones situation where there's years and years and years of buildup and momentum and that's just kind of like, I would explain it as just pitters off. So when you go back and watch it, it is still good the earlier seasons because it's building up to something,

but now knowing what it's building up to, it makes it less, less, it makes you not want to go and watch it again, because you know where it ends up. Even though the first few seasons, and I will say, the first few seasons are great, but they're not like, the golden, like. Game of Thrones, right? Yeah. Okay. I would say there's still a lot of like you look at, um, I just think people

also hold early Game of Thrones compared to later. Like they are two very different and I do feel like they really fucked it over with the end. But the, there are still a lot of corny moments and a lot of just kind of like, why is this scene here in the original Game of Thrones? Like there were still some just kind of like odd beats and just weird shit even in the the good days. Really bad accents for example. Yeah but really bad acting when did that come out? Game of Thrones? Yeah like when were the first few seasons that had to be like early 2010s, right? Like maybe like 2010, 2011. I never got into it, but back then. 2011, yeah.

Honestly, I feel like in 2011, you could get away with corny or stuff and people would still think it was like really, really good. Cause I feel like TV, I don't wanna say it's gotten less corny, cause actually I think it's probably gotten more corny, but the shows that were like super, super popular, like Game of Thrones or Lost for example,

it's like so much fucking corn in that. Yeah, even in Breaking Bad there's still some, like I think there's a, like even with early Game of Thrones, you know, I'm not trying to say that it's bad because of these things, or like these things are bad because there's corniness It does age them to a certain degree But I feel like if it's good enough It will just come off as more like uh camp like camp right at that time

like you know, like just Of its time almost endearing. Yeah, but when I did my most recent Breaking Bad rewatch, there was, this was the first time I really kinda watched it from a more modern perspective. And there are some parts that I remember in high school, I was like, this is so fucking badass. But now, I don't know, watching it a decade later, I was like, this is so fucking badass. But now I don't know watching it a decade later I'm I'm like, this is kind of stupid like the this is not meth part. Yeah, like I remember in high school

I even that was like super cool and I showed it to my class I was in like a media class and we all had to pick something to show and I picked that scene and so like I literally Went up to the front of the class and played it on the smart board. But it's a cool like holy shit. Yeah but it's just so unrealistic and corny. Yeah because it's because Breaking Bad does it does know it's a TV show there are very like TV character shows but it also does ground itself in a reality that is close to ours so we can at least connect. Like we can experience the suspense and anxiety that we're supposed to experience. Because if it was... because there's some just like very comic book-y shit. Like Gus Fring is very comic book-y to me. He's like a comic... he's like a villain of the week type of guy.

That was another thing that I found was just like it's a little too... I feel like he's not human enough. Who's the big bad of this season? He's like so, Gus is like so omnipotent that it's like. Even in Better Call Saul, they kind of made him like. Oh they cranked it up dude, with like the secret tunnels. I don't wanna spoil too much, but he's just like, he's doing like

Sherlock Holmes equations essentially in his head to figure out certain things that's just kind of ridiculous but ultimately doesn't ruin the show it just kind of you have to suspend you have to you know you have to suspend a little bit of your belief yeah I and I think that I liked Gus in Better Call Saul, but I will say I thought that in the last season and I know a lot of people liked this but I know you also felt this way just You know the whole thing is During Breaking Bad people were theorizing if Gus was gay. They never officially confirmed it in Breaking Bad, but it's very hinted at.

So Better Call Saul, they're like, oh, well, Gus is back. We can actually confirm it. So they did. And they had just in the last season, they had Gus having gay sex, I think in a dozen different scenes. It was every scene he was in. Like he didn't have a scene of like any actually like insightful conversation They just and I think it's because Juan Carlo Esposito If I'm saying that right, yeah, he he was Juan But he was he was going to the gym a lot and he wanted to show off his his back which was very toned

Yeah, and he has a in I guess the BBL looks good too. You can't really tell. But, but yeah. So. I thought, I don't know, I feel like it just kind of ruined a lot of moments because for example,

oh, Mike pulls up into a parking lot and into the Los Pueblos Germanos parking lot and then Gus gets in the passenger seat so they can exchange words for a few minutes and then he leaves and goes back into the restaurant, which they did many times earlier in the show but now I don't know why all of a sudden he's giving Mike head. The Foley artist had a field day with that stuff too. It was wet. Sloppy. a field day with that stuff too. It was wet. It was sloppy.

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I'm turning the AC off. Ah, you're better! It's too cold! It's 68. Hey, take it slow, take it slow. God. Dude. I almost drowned.

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Just remember, when you're drinking water, you can't breathe at the same time. No breathing, no breathing. But we're back and while I was on break in the bathroom, I was watching some Better Call Saul clips on my phone because talking about it made me want to kind of go back and watch some. I forgot just really how graphic and long the sex scenes with Gus were. Yeah. Like they started out, I remember they started it

in the beginning of the season where it's like him just making out and doing some hand stuff. And then by the end of the season, dude, it's like he's having gay intercourse for like five minutes like the long scene I Personally blame Biden's presidency for making the left feel so comfortable as to make these ideas so Mainstream and at the forefront of media nowadays. Oh, yeah mainstream and at the forefront of media nowadays. Oh yeah.

I don't know. I think that's really all I can say about that. Bring back Stray Gus. Forrest Gump on the bench. You know, when they made Gus Fring gay, I really, I really did not like that. They made him suck a penis. In the middle of the episode.

Well you're right actually. I do blame Biden as well because the whole first part of the show, up until the final season, came out under the Trump presidency. And then Biden takes office, the final season comes out, and Gus is having gay sex every other episode.

Yeah. Or maybe every episode. I did hear, though, that the cum that they used was real cum. Like... Oh really? Giancarlo Esposito, the man who played Goss. What's that movie where they do it for the opening credits? Ichi the Killer.

It's the director's cum. Penguins of Madagascar. What? It's the the directors come penguins of Madagascar The penguins of Madagascar logo like rising out of real calm under a blacklight No, and each of the killer the like title sequence. It has like the the name of the movie But it's like rising out of come in Under a black light. It's the directors come and it's supposed to be like a cool trivia fact, whoa, that's so cool. But when you think about it, it's just weird.

That's just a really odd. He had to store a lot of his cum. Mm-hmm. Or he's blowing massive loads. I don't think I've ever seen this. I want to take a look at this. Yeah, look up Ichi the Killer or Takashi Miki Cum. It's nuts, no pun intended. Ichi the killer or like to cut to kashi make a come it's a

It's it's nuts no pun intended Do you find it you find the semen the artistic semen Not to be confused with is it is it this frame? Yes, that is it. It's a lot of come right? It's disgusting. It's gross Yeah, have you seen the movie? Yeah a couple times. Yeah Looks fucked up. It is it's uh, it's fucked up. The only thing is the uh, oh it's really fucked up. But the effects are so bad. So bad because it's 2000.

Is it like, what's the, is it just like a suspense thriller of its day? Yeah, it's about this. I Guess I guess he's like heavily autistic or something and he is like a shut-in type of dude and basically this group of Criminals if I remember correctly, but it's like group of criminals basically like he's like a sleeper agent where basically they can trigger him just to like mercilessly kill

and then go into this like blind rage where he just slaughters everyone in sight so they'll use him to kill people by triggering his whatever. But it's really good, I really like the movie. Okay. But it is, it's campy like most Japanese movies And it's also there's come so what's not to love are there?

Are there is there any penis in the movie? Do you see any you don't see any penis, but it is there's a lot of gore No gore involving penis. No no No penis go away. I do feel like someone's penis gets cut off, actually. There's penis gore in Django Unchained. The guy gets his penis blown off in full frame of the camera. In a wide shot, nonetheless. And I walked out of the theater when that happened. I said, okay, no, we're not doing this. That was very surprising when it happened, I will say.

Cause it's like a dude stands up out of like a hot tub, cause he starts killing all the people in like a cabin near the Candia estate after after he blows up Quentin Tarantino oh towards the end yeah yeah yeah yeah I haven't seen that movie there's like that cabin filled with all those characters that you're like these look like they're gonna be like some sort of not main character but they're gonna have some sort of role and like no they're gonna have some sort of role and like no they're just there to die and get one of their penises blown off would you uh I feel like in a lot of movies the when it shows male nudity a good

chunk of it is fake like it's a fake penis but you know some some movies do show a real man's penis like Observe and Report starring Seth Rogen. Yeah, you see his penis. No, you see the Maw Flasher's penis. Yes, or Bronson. The whole last part of that movie is Tom Hardy just butt ass naked with his flaccid penis dangling. With his flaccid uncircumcised monster just hanging.

I wouldn't say it's a monster, but itcumcised monster just hanging. I wouldn't say it's a monster, but it's... Just a penis then. Yeah. Just a penis. I mean, I wouldn't say that it's his... Did he have any balls? Or was it, he just had a penis, right?

I don't think he had his balls in that movie. But I think... When did he get his balls? He got his balls before, like way before Venom movies and stuff though, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. He had them by the time he did, when he played Bane. Oh, okay.

So we had the balls then. Well that's why he got his balls. Yeah. But, yeah, Bronson. Changed his voice. No balls. But, I wouldn't say that necessarily it's a small penis, but he is such a big,

ripped guy. Hulking man. That by comparison. I heard, just from, who knows if it's true, I heard that he's quite bullish on set. He's kind of a bully, that he's a very macho man, man's man, it's like the set is my set. Granted I think that this was from the mouth of Shia LaBeouf, you know, who I'm sure

thinks that every set he was on you know was his movie and his set well yeah cuz maybe they felt rivalry there I think a narcissist like him no one no offense Shia yeah come on probably cannibal Shia LaBeouf they think that they're a sinner of everything so when they're on set it's like it's about me even if they're not the main character. Kinda like Tucker on set. He's not a whole cannibal, Shia LaBeouf. Huh?

What are you singing? Shia LaBeouf. Just do it! And put her there. Yeah, slap me some skin, brother. It's such a good meme, whopped a booger on you. Just kidding. There was a booger on you. Just kidding. Oh what?

There was a booger though. I knew you were gonna do that. You can't say just kidding if you actually did it dude. You're right. Wipe that shit off. There you go. Wipe that shit off. It's like super glue dude.

Hey that's just, you know, I got boogers like a champion. I drink my milk. They're strong boogers. Yeah it makes the boogers like a champion would drink my milk. They're strong boogers Yeah, it makes the boogers so much stronger the calcium and it really builds them up Would you if offered the role? Play a booger probably like in a Pixar movie They mocap you and everything for it Would you would you play a character in a movie? That's a giant booger 100%

Would you play a character in a movie? That's a giant booger, 100%. Sure, but your penis is shown. Is a booger? Mm, nah. Well, that little thing for... Might wanna call it a booger. Go on, what were you doing? All right, would you be in a movie

where you'd show your actual penis? Probably, if it was funny enough. What if it's fully serious though? What if it's not supposed to be funny? Like you are in a scene, only one scene in the movie, and your penis is out. No, I told you I'd want it to be funny. Well, if your penis was out it's gonna be funny regardless Ryan. Alright. I'm bad, I'm bad. You're back. We're so back. We're so back baby.

Matt's turned to 100 baby. Yep, and I'm crossing my legs. Wow, look at those things. Yeah, I'm wearing shorts guys. I know this is controversial. When Matt wore those shorts, oh my god. Oh my god Matt wore shorts yeah I haven't worn shorts in a very long time when's the last time I fucking wore some shown some leg you guys see that leg I like I like this actually how's that look look kind of fake looks like does. It looks like fake legs. Well, I promise they're real. They're magic legs. Not like Lieutenant Dan's legs.

No, these aren't made from titanium, which is, you know, it's the stuff they make the space shuttles out of. These are magic legs, but they're real. Alright. But, yeah. I'd show my penis in a movie. Okay. That's what I'm getting around to.

Okay. Directors, anyone out there that Matt wanted to hear You know his message is out. Yeah, he would show his penis in a movie. So Let's show my little sucker. I would show it the silver screen So just just putting that out there, but you also want to beg to beg Adult Swim for a show too, real quick? Yeah. I mean they really just do animation now, it's really what they're looking for, so they would never pick us up unless we did.

Adult Swim, the only one with connections. Adult motion is technically animation. You know, we could do stop motion of. But when you think about it, film, just video is. 25 frames per second, it is stop motion, so technically it is animation. Exactly. Yeah.

Adult Swim, Ryan and I, best buddies, we would love to make a pilot, a show. And maybe throw the penis thing because then you could get that. Oh yeah. I could, I'd make it a point right now to address Adult Swim like you just did and to include that stipulation. Adult Sw. I'm gonna look at this camera now adult swim

We want to make a show for you people would love it and Most importantly in the pilot episode. I would show my penis uncensored Real penis not a fake one. I would show my cock in balls. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if they don't allow it, then it's a no deal. Oh yeah. No penis, no show. No penis, no show. I wouldn't be doing that.

This is how we like, we narcissistically like, no they wouldn't let us put a penis in, so we said no. Well did they ever even send you an email or anything? Well that's the thing, they never got back to us after we talked on our podcast about it. So. Yeah, we put it out there pretty openly. We had a show with Adult Swim

and they didn't contact us back and so I guess it was canceled. Yeah. They didn't take us up on the offer. Just like Million Dollar Extreme. They got canceled because they showed a penis. Did they? Yeah. Sam Hyde showed a wrecked penis and Adult Swim just pulled the plug on it. So unfortunately, you know, they don't like penises too much over at Adult Swim.

Oh, but you can show as much bush as you want. Apparently. They're big bush heads over at Adult Swim and in both senses of the word, they like pubic hair and they also are huge supporters of President Bush. Senior and regular. He's not junior. He's not junior. No one called him George Bush Junior, you know?

I don't think he was. There's George Bush Junior, was he? There's George Bush Senior and George Bush Regular. Light. George Bush Light. George Bush regular light No, no, it was like George Bush light is Jeb Bush 100% Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he's like diet George fucking time I Feel like this might be a controversial take but I feel like

Do you think that Jeb Bush would have been a better president than George Bush? I mean the whole Bush family, a lot of buffoonery happening, but... I... No, no, no, because they'd be run by the same people. Like just having, you know, a different, I don't know, I feel like the general, like the Republican Party was always running things, like you can't ever, you can definitely blame a president, but you can't fully blame the president. It's an easy scapegoat for a lot of other politicians to be like, well, it was during his presidency.

Laws and stuff. The president only has so much power. Yeah. That's why... The three branches of government. Which I think they should do away with. I think the president should have complete executive power. I think the president should be able to... Like instead of the branches of government, the stump of government.

Yes, exact. The president, like the, just the, I guess the branches of government, the stump of government. Yes, exactly. President like the, just the, I guess the governmental stump. The president is the executive, the judicial, and the mysterious third one. So that's really how it should be, but a lot of people would come up to me. The mysterious third one.

They're the ones who have the owl meetings, whatever it's called. When they drink Adrena Chrome. What, wait ones who have the owl meetings. Yeah. Where it's called. When they drink Adrena Chrome. What? Wait. Legislative? Legislative, yes.

Thank you. You know, high school, all of that stuck with me really well. I mean, it's the whole fucking three branches, you know. Oh my god. I just, this month, I just realized this month marks exactly a decade since I graduated high school That crazy makes me feel fucking old. I mean you are We're both we're both older than at least you know a good bit older from when we started the channel. Yeah, it's actually pretty crazy when we started super mega I

Was 21 yeah, you were 21 and I was 20 right? 2016? Yeah I was in 22 yeah I was just before 22. I had just turned 20. We started SuperMega like literally two months after I entered my 20s and I met you when you were 20 now you're 30 so you've known me for a third of your life. How's that feel? Feels amazing and I you've known me for a third of your life. How's that feel? Feels amazing, and I hope I know you for another third of your life. Is my math adding up? Does that make sense?

Yeah, because then I'd still have another third of my life left. Because then it'd be two thirds. You'd be around for two thirds, but. But this is. But you haven't been around, I mean it wouldn't be a complete, I get what you're saying, but I mean

Matt I It's all a The math is all gonna be ever changing because I'm getting older, you know like the third of my life That will that won't even be determined until I'm dead. So you you know, I hope this isn't just a third of a third of my life Ten years, you know, I hope this isn't just a third of my life. 10 years, you know? Yeah, okay, in my head I was thinking, I was like, did I just set like a death date for you? Because if I've known you, that means you would be alive

20 more years. You've known me a third of my current lifespan. And you want to get to know me for another third, so maybe, yeah, that's another good span of time. Because I was gonna say otherwise, it seems like you would be dead at 50. You are making it sound as if I would be you know. Well I don't know. I think you're getting confused with like a third of my life being 30 then you think

of like 60 to 90 and then a third also of my life being the 10 years out of the 30 years that I've lived. Math is, the American education system did me well. Oh yeah, blame it on the school system that you're stupid. Well, if we were in China, you know, I've been reading up. Yeah? They have a lot of decent apartment buildings there for cheap that you and I could rent.

We could probably buy a whole fucking apartment block. Mm-hmm. And guess what? What? A ton of job openings. Really? Yeah. You know, I heard the...

All we have to do is put on some headphones and chill out and put some little screws and what have you. It doesn't matter. You have one little... Essentially like elves at Santa's workshop Easy peasy lemon squeezy exactly earn a living have an apartment Be famous easy peasy Lemon Chinese II hmm. No, we'll take another ad break actually. Okay, what you don't like You can host the best backyard barbecue.

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empty apartments which is crazy. I think it's because people invested in advance in these apartments so you could like basically put your money into this apartment before it's built and so I don't know exactly what happened, but They have all these empty apartment buildings now, and you lost your money if you put it in. I don't know why They're just sitting empty It's 90 million. It's fucking crazy Wait, maybe it's 9 million. Why don't we just send all the homeless people to China?

Yeah, I have been saying that for ages, but for some reason, just put them on a cargo ship to China. Fill up those apartments, trick them, you know, and give them the elf workshop jobs. Give them little hats and hammers. Ha ha ha ha. Round up all the homeless people. Oh yeah.

Put them on a cargo ship. Doom, send them off. They get a wonderful apartment, a job, a government that cares and loves them. Little hat and a hammer. Full. No government cares and loves the individual. Oh China does.

You have full expressive freedom and freedom of speech. Except in Hong Kong. Hong Kong they try to spread a bunch of lies. Yeah. There's a bunch of slander about good old China. No, it's bullshit. I mean, they're part of China, but like, you know what I mean.

They're being rude. Oh, absolutely. Is what they're doing. Absolutely. You know, there's been a lot of governmental systems in the course of human history, and you know, none have ever really gotten it right there's always something wrong there's always corruption China is the first one in my opinion or not even my opinion this is factual China is the

first one that's got it right where there is no corruption there is there is no you know skewed power dynamic there is no oppression so it's really wonderful and that's why I hate Hong Kong. There's not like a disguised genocide in the back of them trying to like, I don't know, kill a bunch of Muslims. Right. That doesn't exist. No, but they had the Great Wall of China. Yeah.

And that's cool. The joke here folks, if you're not aware, is that they are doing all of these things and they are all of these things. And they have the Great Wall of China. That one is actually, yes, that is cool. They do have a pretty big fucking wall. The Great Wall. Now, it is breaking apart, but you know, whatever.

Is it? Is it crumbling? I mean, it's age, it's always kind of, have you seen, it's not, they don't it like pristine. It's made out of gingerbread It would be Dude it's the Great Wall of China actually is an insane like a piece of human Development like that when did they build that? development. Like that, when did they build that? Like, like

1990? I think the more interesting question for me is like, how long did it take to build? Like, how long is it? It's like, dude, that's, that's so crazy that like, way back in the day, they were just like, yeah, we don't, we don't want to deal with Mongolia. That was a lot longer than I thought. For some reason, I was thinking it took, you know, a few hundred years. I forgot that it took around 2500 years to build the Great Wall of China. Oh, that's not impressive then.

No, I was... Dude, holy shit. It's no longer impressive to me. 2500 fucking years to build a single wall? Come on. The first wall that could be referred to as the Great Wall of China was completed by the first emperor of China. Okay. Qin Shi Huang. Huang.

Say it with the tonal markers. In this, there are no tonal markers in here. Yeah, but you've been learning Chinese. In the span of nine years. So the first one was built in nine years. But did it go all the way along the Mongolian border? That's where it is, right? It goes from like, it's around the Mongolian border.

It was to keep Mongolia out of China, I think. Listen, guys, like I just said, last time I was in high school was 10 years ago. None of that shit stuck with me, so... I never did much research on the Great Wall. In my head, you know, I always sentence, Oh, it's a big wall! You know, I've seen it, you know, I've seen the Matt Damon movie on it. The historically accurate one.

Yeah. Yeah. Hahaha! But, um... I really... Never... It's 13,171 miles long. Miles?

Yes. Holy shit! Well, the total length of all sections of the Great Wall of China ever built adds to be about 21,196 kilometers or 13,171 miles. Dude, that is insane! Including overlapping sections that were rebuilt. The wall constructed during the Ming dynasty, the most well-preserved section is about... Okay, so they do like they do preserve I guess for tourist reasons and just historical reasons they

they there's like Kind of a favorite child mentality when it comes to the wall, I guess. This is our favorite hundred meters. This hundred meters we're gonna sweep, we're gonna, you know, make sure it's, we're gonna water it every day. I'm trying to keep track of 13,000 miles of wall. My best guess, if you had asked me, like how long do I think it is, I would have said like 700, 800 miles, like max. I would have said max for me would have said like seven, 800 miles, like max. Dude, I would have said max for me

probably would be like 2,000 miles. Dude, and even 700 miles is still like incredible. To build a single like, dude, cause think about when they built this 2,500, however many years ago, like back then, they don't have all this machinery. It's like they're cutting bricks and stones from like quarries by hand and having to place it and stack it and whatever Like that's crazy

13,000 miles holy shit From 680 BC to 1681 AD Damn is the dates they have so Damn is the dates they have. So why don't we have a great wall in America? Well Trump was trying to build one and look what happened. You know, look what the left did. Biden blew it up with dynamite. With a stick of dynamite he blew it up.

But a single stick and no it's the type of dynamite that has like the pump. Oh yeah. The handle. Like Wile E. Coyote. Yeah, like. I like the idea of Biden trying to do it, but when he pushes the thing down and instead that thing blows up in his face and then Biden's hair is blown back. He's got soot all over his face. I'm just chilling. Show me a little.

I'm just chilling. Show me a little thigh. I'm just chilling, man. God damn, dude. 30 is treating you well. I'm liking what I see. You know what I'm saying? I might have to,

you know, I might have to take a break in between this and the super mega jr. Yeah I have a sweet Jesus fucking Mary my legs aren't as pale as they used to be right, huh? Do my legs look as no let me see god damn Huh? Do my legs look as- no, let me see. God damn Fucking hell. Yeah, I mean they're- they're talking about- they're a little- they're a little less pale than what they used to be. Yeah, they are Careful though because- look at that. Look at all that. Yeah, look at all this dude. We're working with some meat now. There's some- there's some meat Yeah, I don't know how to react if you just just as hard as you could just grabbed your staff

My staff and my staff and magic stones Matt Watson and his sorceress stones, you know, I made a little mistake during the ad break while I was in the bathroom What happened? I uh, I Haven't made this mistake in a while, I made, fellas, every guy out there, if you have a wiener, every non-monkey owner, uh, you know what I'm talking about. You put it away a little too soon by accident or you're done but there's still, you know, just hiding around the corner of your penis, there's a little bit of pee in there still. Put it away, take a step and then it just comes out into your pants. So I kind of wet myself a little bit.

You peed your pants a little. No, I mean, that's overstating it. You let loose some juice. I let loose some juice. You let the some juice. I yeah, I let loose some juice You let the juice loose the juice is on the loose or it was on the loose into your pants It's dried now, but it was pretty wet when we came back from ad breaks. I Gotta be real. It was a lot. I gotta commend you that was brave for you to Want to end the podcast with a story of you urinating into your pants a little bit. My therapist has suggested that I, you know,

be more true to myself and this is, this is me. Well, I think what's more important is that all the people that support the podcast are probably screaming going, my name's showing up during the piss story the ultimate piss story The ultimate piss story The big piss supreme? The big piss supreme

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I messed up, by the way. You didn't base it off of anything. It's the Matt and Ryan logo for a show we were working on but then got canceled. Well, because I showed my penis in the pilot. So that's why we're hoping that Adult Swim can be the true bastions of free speech and allow us to show Matt's penis on national television.

I thought Nickelodeon of all networks would allow me to do that. Lo and behold, no, I can't show my penis on Nickelodeon. Yeah, Dan would have understood. Yeah, exactly. It's run by new people now. Fizzes me off, man, just fucking fizzes me off. But cool stickers for the podcast, bonus shows

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Yeah, a little air boxing. Yeah, cool man, that looks good. Whoa, whoa, dude, where'd you get that knife? Come on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you can't be playing with those. I know you're doing a bit. You can't be playing with knives. Hey, dude, I'm serious. I don't like that. Stop. Put it away. They look cool though. They look really fucking cool.

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