supermegashow - The Bewitching Hour | supermegashow - 044

Episode Date: January 8, 2025

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Yeah, right now. But it's not somewhere in the world it is. But not for us like for us it is it is 12 25 ish am. 26 by now. Probably seven, seven. My my watch my wrong though well we are Hello everyone You know let's probably get out of the way. We are exhausted This episode we are exhausted and sweaty the AC in the office is not working. It's just blowing room temperature air into a room

We have been grinding for ye olde holidays. Yeah, bumping and grinding, man. But all of that has already come out. Yeah, it's already the new year. But this podcast you're seeing is the direct aftermath of the hustle and grind of post-Black Friday and post-holiday and getting ready for me to go home to visit family for the holidays. It's an expensive vacation. I know, I know.

I can't stop. I'm not going. Can't stop, won't stop. Yeah, you won't. But it's super late. We are, we are, we are drained. We, but I would say- Energy and balls.

Yeah, because it's already come out, we just got done wrapping, except for one small scene, which was the um, which was Luke opening up his present, behind the scenes for you guys. Uh, we just wrapped the Christmas tree vlog. Yeah we did. Literally moments ago we finished filming so I am still drenched in sweat from it because that that room we filmed it in the streaming room and it is uh... AC's not working anywhere in the office right now. Well I think it's I don't know even if it's a I think it's just I don't know even if it's a... I think it's just it's cool outside. So the building's cold by default. Yeah. So the cold that we feel out there I don't think is from our AC. I think it's just... Yeah. Well you know what? Residual outside air. What sucks this...

My least favorite thing is I'm really sweaty from the video. Sweaty. And then... Sweaty balls. Sorry. I go outside, you know when I went outside to get some fresh air and look at the stars together do a little stargazing. Hard to do in California. Yeah. Well Los Angeles specifically and Northern California I'm sure is wonderful. Actually one of the best spots in America for star viewing I think Death Valley. Okay. So California. Oh yeah. Stargazing. Amazing. Except for LA because there's there's like miles of just smog and filth and sand. And Hey Arnold taught us about this light pollution. Yep there's a lot of light pollution. There's a there's an episode in Hey Arnold where they're

trying to see a comet and they can't see it and the times come and they're like wondering what's going on it's because all the city lights on so our Arnold gets all the then I from what I can remember get gets the neighbor the neighborhood gang together you know the old crew and they get everyone that shut off their lights and then they get to see the comet and it's such a beautiful Arnold actually sets off in EMP did Did you ever watch Hey Arnold growing up? I did Yeah, did you go to theaters to see the Hey Arnold movie? I did I saw it. I saw it with my dad He kisses her in that movie, right? My dad does not star in the Hey Arnold movie or kiss Helga Bataki Why do I have a memory of your dad?

That's so strange like a Mandela effect maybe. I do remember Nelson Mandela wasn't in it either. I do remember seeing it in theaters though and they do kiss though right? I think so because it's the movie. Right and I just remember as a kid seeing it and being uncomfortable by them kissing. Being like oh. I just remember being a kid and watching the movie not really thinking much of it because there was like... Same. Wasn't there like a lot of like military stuff in there like or maybe it just happens for some reason in my head I just I picture guys in like US Army fatigues and the city on fire I don't know why I'm picturing that in the Hey Arnold movie.

I don't remember anything about the movie except the kids. Does that happen in the Hey Arnold movie? Does this this New York go up in flames? Yeah, yeah, the president declares martial law. And basically the whole Hey Arnold movie is like a political drama about America's slip into totalitarianism and Arnold is just a watcher. A watcher-by. The cover is a is a greedy adult man grabbing for Arnold. I think he's trying to take his hat. No he wants that hat dude. He wants that little hat of his. God do you remember like when animated movies would

come into theaters? It was a big deal. And like the shading you knew right away the shading was just like it was so pristine. I think the that's what set them apart from the show. The SpongeBob movie. There was always like, it was like everything has shading. Like the Simpsons movie, the SpongeBob movie. It all looks so clean and so beautiful and shiny. Anytime they made a cartoon show, got its own theater movie, it was such a big deal

and I would get so excited. Recess, dude, the Recess movie, did you watch that? I, no. I wasn't a big deal and I get so excited recess do the recess movie. Did you watch that? I? know I Wasn't a big reason I watched recess from time to time it was recess was a show I love recess where if a show I liked wasn't on I would just kind of be like I'm okay with it. I'll watch it Recess rule, I wish it was something else Why yeah, I don't know why I didn't like I enjoyed it while I watched it, but I was never into it. It's great dude. There's so many good characters. There's the bully that looks like Kyle Rittenhouse.

Sorry, I was just a big Maggie and the Ferocious Beast head. Completely different. Like, not even remotely related. I'm lying. I'm lying. That fucking show creeped me the hell out. Okay, good. Good. The Beast looks weird. It does! It's a man's face on a four legged thing. I don't like it at all. creep me the hell out. Okay good. Good. The beast looks weird. It does!

It's a man's face on a four legged thing. I don't like it at all. I remember, I didn't watch that show but I remember seeing the ferocious beast. Isn't that uncomfortable? Yeah. And it's ferocious. I mean, I guess. Does it even have sharp teeth?

All I know is it looks creepy and weird. I have like a an abstract Picture of it in my head I need to actually look look at this beast real quick to like he's like yellow with orange spots And he has like four spikes like small little spikes on his head Did they make a movie of that and he has a human face? maggie And the ferocious beast maggie and the mr. Beast. Yes, dude. It's freaky as fuck. It's very Courage the Cowardly Dog, like...

Doesn't that kind of make you think Courage the Cowardly Dog, like a weird creature they would show in an episode? That like, is like a children's show character that starts to come on late at night or something, and Courage, you know, some shit like that. Courage starts like having sex or something Use this he starts he starts he starts fucking the hell out of used it dog start shoving his dog cock in his face security you're fired you were not on the writing team anymore what the hell guys well I sent you my take you my resume and everything ban him from the property he's not a lot of Nickelodeon anymore I'm gonna piss on your shit next time you take a shit don't flush it so I'm'm going to piss on it.

Dude, I am so fucking out of it. I love you, though. Thank you, man. That means a lot to me. We're doing this together. We are. We're in this together, man. Are you in a good head space right now?

I'm in a great head space right now. I didn't actually, you know, people are probably screaming at the screen, because I didn't finish my thought earlier, where I said the worst thing in the world, and then I didn't actually say it, because we just went on a bajillion tangent white chocolate It's not as because it's not as good as chocolate, dude. I ordered on uber eats a while back. I ordered an order from like 7-eleven or something because it was like 2 a.m. One night. I self a white chocolate Hershey's bar worse

I got myself, I ordered they had these dark chocolate Reese's Thins and have you had the Reese's Thins? I... Dude, they're like amazing. Yes. Because it's, I like them a lot more because the ratio of chocolate to peanut butter perfect. See I'm of the, I think the perfect Reese's Cup are still the like I like them the small ones not that like super minis but the ones that like you would get in hot like you would see in holiday bowls with the foil yeah green and gold and silver like that was always to me like the perfect Reese's cut I ordered the dark chocolate thins and the dark chocolate Reese's thins if

you guys have not had those I Implore you implore. Yes. I implore you to try them if you're a dark chocolate head like like I am I'm a chama chama chama chama chocolate ad but I'm a dark chocolate head first. No Okay, but I ordered the dark chocolate Reese's and the fucking motherfucker Uber eats driver. Guess what he got for me white chocolate Reese's regular not even thins they're disgusting white chocolate and peanut butter come on dude like white chocolate has its place in places I'm sure there's there's probably something well no I was I was just saying like I'm not a fan of, I was I was just saying like I'm not a fan of it. I mean like I don't like I have it. I'm like this is this is something It's not like the white chocolate is not

like Awful, you know, it's just because chocolate and dark chocolate exists Why chocolate is like if chocolate didn't exist why chocolate would be great it would be awesome if if now here's the thing if white chocolate came first would we be saying the exact opposite because we grew up loving our white chocolate rices our our our our hot white chocolate dude how come no one's made hot white chocolate hot white chocolate. Hot white chocolate. Hot white chocolate. Hot white chocolate sounds like some like 70s like.

Can I just, can I just legally change my name to hot white chocolate? First name hot, middle name white, last name chocolate. Well that's the thing is then people would just call you hot chocolate because no one brings up your middle name. But then you go actually hot white chocolate. Well that's the thing is then people would just call you hot chocolate, cause no one brings up your middle name. But then you go, actually hot white chocolate. But it's important because I don't want people to think that I'm trying to do some sort of derogatory. Right. Like off color, like I'm white chocolate.

I am very aware that I am white. Cause like a white guy being like, I'm hot chocolate. Yeah, exactly. People might be like, mmm. Like you can't have like a white guy go like, I'm hot chocolate. Yeah, exactly. People might be like, mmm. You can't have a white guy go out in the street and be like, who wants a taste of this big old caramel piece of pie. Who wants some of this brown sugar? Yeah, exactly. I don't know where I was. Caramel piece of pie. Caramel piece of pie. That works. Who wants some of this mocha to light? For me, it goes milk chocolate.

And then I do, here's the thing, I've started to prefer dark chocolate as like a lighter coating on other things. Like I don't want milk chocolate on like vanilla ice cream or some shit like that. Dark chocolate is a great complimentary to something sweet. It's so good. Like I really do

It works. It's great. It's great as like something that has chocolate as an addition to it. Dark chocolate is always going to be my choice. Like oh man, these fucking cookies I've been eating. The ones with the dark chocolate chips fucking fantastic.

Well there's chocolate and there's chocolate Sky a rock a lit. I don't know what you're referencing Wonka dumbass fucking freak fucking ugly freak It is the bewitching hours, It's not what they call it. What? It's not what they call it. What is it, the witching hours?

What's it called? What is it called? He's not telling you. Tell me dude. You've lost the privilege. Don't keep this secret from me. I'm sorry man. You've shown you're not responsible enough to-

Secrets, secrets are no fun. Unless... You share them with everyone. With Forrest Gump. In my head it rhymes way better than that. He never says that. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. enough to secrets secrets are no fun unless you share them with everyone before

it's gone in my head it rhymes way better than it actually did in your head did it really like prematurely like you were like oh this rhymes like you're you're you're you're the neurons were firing and telling you you were trusting your brain and I thought that you would like just cackle when I said it and just completely just nothing nothing fell completely flat It's not your fault. I'm not blaming you for not laughing. Like my feet. You have flat feet? Let me see. Wow, yeah that is... Right? Not really an arch. See that? Well, kind of. You know, I got a very mild arch. Yeah, it's mild. Ice skates aren't comfortable. It's doing something for me. Oh, yeah

I still haven't finished that thought Because we start to my white chocolate. What's the best thing the worst thing? Oh, what's the worst thing? Going back to like the first 30 seconds of the podcast 15 minutes ago. I I said, you know, the thing in the world is- Oh, ad reads. ["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"] ["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"] ["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"] ["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"] That's gonna legitimately piss someone off.

Oh, yeah, dude! Like, the listeners that get, like, enraged That's gonna legitimately piss someone off. Oh yeah dude. Like the listeners that get like enraged when we go to commercial breaks because it messes up the flow or whatever. It's like that. You just ruin someone's day. Well I mean you said it was 15 minutes. Speaking of the mic Ryan. You said 15 minutes.

It clicked in my brain because we're contractually obligated to kind of space them out. Not like exactly, but kind of around an area. Yeah, for those who are curious, we're not just trying to cram them in, it's basically based on our contract, which we are allowed to talk about. We find out that we're not allowed to say

a single fucking thing about it, and we've just been breaking it horribly and we're gonna get sued. And we've signed on the Jack Doherty's podcast company. That's what it's called. Because his ads are crazy. He pulls in ads. All the popular brands they look at Jack Dougherty and they go fuck how do we work with this kid how do we give him money that like literally it's it's almost um it's almost like a kink or a

fetish for them they want to give Jack Dougherty money mm-hmm they see this kid, man, and they get horny for giving him moolah, cash, dough. You should finish your thought. The worst thing. Oh yeah, yeah, because people will get pissed off if I don't. They'll go, oh my god, spit it out already. Me to my dog when he has something in his mouth he's not supposed to have. Like your penis? Jesus Christ dude. It's Jason Bourne. It's not. Dude that was a good Joaquin Phoenix Joker impression. It wasn't an impression of Joaquin Phoenix's Joker. Joaquin Phoenix?

More like Joaquin Penis. Anyway, the worst thing in the world. How do we go off the track again? How do we keep doing it? You just did it. Like that was, I was going to finish my thought and then you know that was that was very ironic and meta Speaking of meta is that what you hate? Maybe I just won't tell everyone what the worst thing in the world. No people are getting mad now. Yeah

Oh, yeah, they're boiling like a stew get mad You know? Stay mad. Stay mad. But you should tell them. Bitches. No, come on, come on. Should I?

Should I tell them? Especially after calling them bitches. 100%. I bet Luke is furious right now editing this. He's sitting there at his computer editing this going, come on, I want to know. He's furiously jacking off his soft penis. He's going, come on, on come on come dripping down his balls I'm sorry

I'm sorry guys. We have to we had to say sorry to Luke. I'm sorry Luke You can cut that part out you could blur it out You can blur it out. You can bleep it out or it out You can bleep it out you can blur out my mouth and bleep it out so people can't read my lips and Here's a picture of Luke's balls covered in cum. Anyway, the worst thing in the world. Well, see, dude, now that we have hyped or like talked about this so much, people are really like, what is the worst thing in the world? And it's really just not going to be anything like huge because it was just a passing thought I was saying. So it's not your mom?

anything like huge because it was just a passing thought I was saying so it's not your mom it's being a passing thought I was going off of the huge remark you said it's not huge she struggles with weight and it's something that really just she doesn't find funny to joke about and And you know that. Nothing wrong with a little funk in the trunk? Yeah, there is. Why do you think I have the chest tattoo that says no fat chicks? My chest piece. There are people with that... What is the worst thing in the world, Matthew? People that have no fat chicks. Stop it. Um, fat chicks. Stop! No, the worst thing in the world. people that have no fat stop it um fat chicks stop no the

worst thing in the world okay ready the sequel to white shit I'm gonna I'm gonna say the worst thing in the world now okay the worst thing in the world is when you're sweaty okay sweaty balls that's where it started by the way. That is. That's what fucking... Sorry, I can't... Your brain works in loops, dude. It's like... Cyclical. Life is cyclical. Worst thing in the world. Go! Racism, poverty, hunger.

I think you're not... If you said those things, you'd be right. I did say those things. And I am right. Yes. But I don't... That's not what you were be right. I did say those things and I am right. Yes but I don't that's not what you were gonna say. No no no I was gonna say when you're sweaty don't when you're sweaty and I'm far forgetting. You don't know. Deodorant. So we we got sweaty in the video and then not on purpose Well, no, not on purpose Then we went outside to get some fresh air and look at the stars and

Because my shirt was wet with sweat It was cold it got cold because it's cold outside it's December and it was cold it got cold because it's cold outside it's December and then I'm sweaty but I'm cold so it's the mixture of like normally when you're sweaty you're hot I'm so I'm wet and cold and and it's just the worst thing in the world that's what it that's what I was going to say oh yeah and actually lately I've been dealing with this a lot because I I've been taking Magestral again Megase as as as the kids call it Megase Megase. Yeah Megase Megaades Megase that's Magestral. It's the medicine I take it's just female

Pregnancy hormone because it makes me hungry and then I eat and you guys might have noticed I've gained some weight See that. Oh See that you see this. Oh, dude gross cover that shit up You gotta keep you nice and thin bro. I know I Well, I meant to start working out when I started taking mega ace again so I could really dude your careers riding on this I'm what being really good at like you think people are gonna pay money to see some fucking fat loser talk on a podcast You might as well grow a beard I can't do that either

well Every time you try you do shave pretty quickly. No, I can't a mustache Hey beard. No, I can't. A mustache? Eh. Beard? No. A beard? Okay, yeah, a beard. Sorry, I'm looking. You could do a goatee. No, so like, I technically like- I'm looking at where the hair- I see where it's missing. Why though? Your dad's a bitch for not giving you that hair.

Because he has a beard. Those jeans should have gone over to you. So it's kind of selfish of him not to at least think of maybe passing over a full beard to his son. I'm going to tell my dad, dad I'm really fucking pissed you didn't give me a beard. And then Christmas morning is going to arrive and I'm gonna check the mailbox and there's there's gonna be an envelope just a just a regular white envelope Oh, it's not read from daddy Watson. Okay, Dale Watson I'm gonna open it up Can it be read and it's gonna just be sure a red envelope and I open it like gold lining

Yes, and I open it up and my dad has shaved his entire beard into the envelope and he says, son, here is my beard for you. Enjoy. I love you. Please. Come home. I miss you. And then you see like, you see where the teardrops hit the note.

You see dots of where the paper was wet. He's crying while shaving. Your dad's a beautiful man. He's gay as fuck. Did you hear that voice crack? Yeah, I did dude. You're sounding like me. Like maybe I just need some water. Okay, back to the Meg Ace thing though.

Is... It makes my voice crack like crazy. and here I can finish my other thought uh, i've been having problems with the with the with the wet sweat at night because The one of the side effects of this medication is it makes me Sweat in my sleep so bad and I wake up at least six to seven times a night minimum just

drenched. That's almost eight times a night. It's almost eight times a night and I'm drenched dude. Like, do you ever have night sweat issues? Do you ever wake up like drenched in sweat? Only when I leave the heat on at night and then I wake up and it's just the heat's been festering and I'm like, Oh my god, like I feel it feels humid inside. When you wake up and it's just the off been festering and I'm like oh my god like I feel it feels humid inside when you wake up And it's too hot like the heater is on like sometimes the heat will turn on while I'm sleeping and It's so hot and I wake up and it almost feels like I can't breathe. I'm like oh

I have to like turn on a fan like put it directly on me Yeah, my leg like I have oh, I need need to I got down blanket off. But basically, sometimes I'll start a shower cold stop. Basically, sometimes like not sometimes every night, I'm waking up six to seven times a night soaking wet to the point where like my pillow is completely wet. My blanket is completely wet. And it's actually like, I'll get up and I actually have to put clothes on because it's like I'm so soaking and I actually have to put clothes on because It's like I'm so soaking wet that I I need to put on a shirt I need to put on pants to get back in bed

To dry the sweat off your body Yeah, it's not and also because my bed is so wet that it's like dude a wet bed, dude It's almost it's awful. Do you so you technically wet the bed still stop? I don't technically speak no I knew it's awful. It's awful. Do you, so you technically wet the bed still. Stop, I don't. Technically speaking. No, I do. It's not technical. And what, it's actually crazy. I'll turn the light on and I can see the outline of where I was laying because it's literally just like wet. And see your cock and balls? Yeah, you can see my cock and balls. It's like, it's like the full, it's like this. And then just, you see the shaft and the outline of the head and then a ball on each side One day you're gonna wake up and the imprint of Jesus's face is gonna be in one of your testicles

It's gonna be beautiful and you're it's gonna be a miracle man. That's really disrespectful. I Was I was told this in a dream? I'm sorry if Visions are disrespectful, but really some would say prophecies you saw that in a dream wait you're not fucking with me no weatherman hypothesize I prophesies is what I'm is my tagline fucking good quote thank you I'm thinking of putting it on my new billboard that I'm putting up soon. I'm starting a secondary business. Fortune-telling. I mean there's a lot of people who do... unfortunately, no I can't... I don't want to judge people but there are people who watch us that go to fortune-tellers or have done it and kind of bought into it I'm sure.

Bought into it? Like crystals and energy and the phases of the energy is real well the phases of them yeah and the phases of the moon are real no of course but like like how uh crystals are real too depending what what month you're born decides kind of your personality okay two things first thing uh I'll eat your brains the billboard that you're getting I'm very excited to see what your final designs gonna be like the quote I love the quote and uh Where where where where is that you're getting it, Ohio? Yeah Just I it's it's some random town in Ohio, right? You're just getting a billboard

well I'm still waiting on to hear back from Ohio specifically. Right now, though, I do have it on, it's just text, it's not a billboard yet. That's why I'm waiting on Ohio. But right now I have it on whatever they're, it's on a motel in Orlando, Florida.

They have the places where they show like, we're open 9 a.m. to, it's on a motel in Orlando, Florida. They have like the like places where they show like we're open 9 a.m. To right It's on that thing and it's like fortune-telling It's and it says the California address and all that I granted I can see how like That wouldn't be the best but you got it, but you got it you you you got to start somewhere Yeah, you know, um and people in Orlando will see it and they'll go man and be the best, but you gotta start somewhere.

Yeah, and people in Orlando will see it and they'll go, man, that might be on the other side of the country, but if I were in California, I'd probably go check it out. And you need to wait a while for, sometimes it takes some time for a cucumber to pickle. Did you come up with that one just now? Another fan, that's gotta go on the billboard. Like that quote needs to also be on there underneath the other one about weathermen.

Okay. You should, okay, to commit to the bit, I think in Ohio, you should get a billboard somewhere completely random not like Cincinnati or Cleveland But like a fortune-telling billboard with those quotes with those quotes And you need to you know fun you need to like be the kind of like like the kind of genie Pose where you got your arms crossed and she knew Yeah, I'm like a conator. Yeah, the way he's danced up. Yeah. Yeah You know, I'm talking like Akinator, the way he's, the way he's stanced up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But guys, if you're in rural Ohio, keep your eyes peeled for the Ryan McGee billboard. And if you live in Ohio, why, I can design one. Maybe you should, in the comment section, please put it in my city, please put it here, please put it here.

And maybe I'll look and one will stick in my brain and I'll just, that'll be, I don't know. Yeah, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put stuff in the comments. With the name of where you're from in Ohio, of what city, for him to the billboard, that's great for engagement.

Right, that's what I'm saying. And the second thing I was gonna say, see, I'm getting better at keeping on track. You have a third thing that you wanted to say though? No, but instead of like moving on from topic to topic and not finishing my thoughts, I'm getting good at circling back. Okay, the second thing astrology you're saying crystals and energy and people who believe You know the stars are you know, like Oh Neptune is in Aquarius

The story of my life is already told in the stars before me, you know that type of that's that another Did you just come up with that? I mean that can go on the billboard at this point. We're just talking but I You know people who think that things are predetermined in a sense That let them I don't determine Ryan's well, I guess okay

I'm probably fucking a lot of shit up and getting people you don't understand astrology I don't understand astrology But I also don't believe in either Nut cases you you are such an idiot you're such a fucking moron Okay, well, it's uh What does it mean something about tell me about Taurus? What's a Taurus Taurus? Yeah fucking bull? Yeah, what about him? What? Tell me something about him. I'll tell you something about since you love astrology so much

Something like that. Taurus has horns. I think it has a ring in its nose, so it's probably a bull Taurus the symbol for Taurus. It's like the Circle it's not it's like made me an ox They got ox or a bull type. I think it's a bull but basically I could give you cancer And it could be a crab because you know what a crab looks like Scared me when you said I could give you care For a second you know at first you told me you were a fortune-teller And I'd but who knows what powers you truly behold dude I don't want to go to fortune a fortune tellers because I'm just scared of getting bad like imagine go to a fortune teller

It's like you're gonna get cancer. I'm like what? Yeah, I'm sorry. It's just it's what it's what my ball says. Is it a fucking sketch where we go to a fortune tellers You're going to kiss me. What? What? What? We're just like. This has never happened before. The ball's never. I know it sounds crazy.

This is just wild, but. Shucks. Geez. See, it's making me laugh. I like that. That's a great sketch idea. I'm gonna write it down. Oh yeah? And then we can go back to this podcast

Oh my god, I remember when they talked about five years ago. Oh My god. Yes, so when we make the sketch in five years as we tend to do Well, you have to forget people will say that we committed to doing it on the podcast. They promised. Yeah, exactly Where's the fortune teller sketch? Oh my god. Where's the gay fortune teller sketch, guys? They promised they'd make a gay fortune teller sketch. And where is it?

Where the fuck is it? Bozos. Super mega ideas, gay fortune teller sketch. We're going to look at that, not remember what it is. Maybe it's such a grand idea that you will remember. No, I'm just gonna, we're not gonna remember the specifics and just see that and then come up with something just horribly offensive.

Like these ad reads are horribly offensive to some of our viewers. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm getting a vision, I'm getting... What's going on buddy? I... I see... I was getting a paycheck. Ad reads. Super Mega! Anyway astrology is like uh astrology is where the knowledge be ya know? Did you come up with that off your dome?

Denzel Curry says that. Oh. Denzel Curry is that his actual last name? Curry? No way. Yeah. No way name. He chose named after a food. He's named after a food Yeah, Japanese curry Indian curry like what type of what you know? Indian so basically Denzel Curry his last name was does he like Denzel Washington? his last name was Washington actually He was named after the actor and basically, he you know, he went to an Indian restaurant and he had these like whoa, what is this?

Wait, yeah, excuse me waiter. What is this? And he said that's Kermit. And then he looked out the window and saw Denzel Washington pass by at the same time and he went I just had the I had the biggest brain and he used those exact words. He said just had the biggest brain blast. And he used those exact words. He said, I had the biggest brain blast. Denzel Curry. Well, his name was already Denzel Washington.

He was named after the actor. But it was a coincidence that Denzel Washington walked by. I thought he was named after the president. The singer-songwriter. The singer-songwriter. The singer-songwriter. Dude, do you think Denzel Curry will watch this podcast clip and say, those are some funny white boys? I think it would be more likely for him to develop some sort of spite for us.

If he watched us. He'd probably watch it and go, that's not funny. These guys suck. These guys are, and then he'd probably call us crackers. Deservedly so, I guess. Deservedly so. Well, I mean, we are. Oh, oh, they're saying I'm named after

George Washington. Denzel Washington. Like, what is this? Oh, and my last name, a curry. Okay, like the food? Oh, wow, name, a curry. Okay like the food? Oh wow very original guys. And then I'd probably have to throw it back to him and go, I mean you're the one who chose the name.

Yeah the whole beef would start. Yeah. Beef curry. Yep. Yep. Denzel Curry is a fantastic rapper though I will say. And Denzel Washington is a phenomenal actor. And he was a great president.

So I hear my mom doesn't let me watch Denzel Washington. Comes on the TV and she, turn it off. Now, now, now, turn it off, Ryan. But mom. Like how my mom would be when like South Park or Family Guy would come on when I was a kid. No, turn it off Matthew. The first time I ever watched South Park, I believe I've shared this before, but the first time I ever watched it, I just, I was a kid and I was at my grandmother's and I was in...

What the hell? Sorry, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt reached into the seat. No, I didn't even reach into the seat, I just looked next to me and this was just literally fucking now What's this for the audio listeners? It's a latex glove. Yes Why why do we have latex gloves at the office? This doesn't even feel like a latex glove. It feels like it's made out of some other material. Why do we have this? Why like where did that come from? It has that there's stuff in it has that just been like it's like in the seat next to me this whole time?

What's going on? Why is this here? What's going on man? The hell this is this is literally like uh, Fuck we're talking about astrology and fortune tellers and shit. What if some fucking fortune teller from the future is listening to this podcast going, oh, they're talking bullshit on astrology and fortune telling. I don't like these guys. I'm going to freak them out. And they do some magic trick and send a latex glove back in time to appear next to me on the podcast just to fucking freak me out. What?

What? Okay. You've heard of reptilians disguising themselves to be human, right? Of course. And reptiles are known to... Uh... turn green? Shed their... And reptiles are known to... Turn green? Shed their...

Shed their skin. And who has been working late recently... Chilling in here for some naps. Horatio? We might... If you could could send if you could just send Huh We should go if he's if he's shedding in our office I just don't want there I just don't want to chance a reptilian outbreak in the office because if one reptilian gets in the office

He'll start converting who knows Luke. Are you Luke could already be one of them? Well, are you are you so you're implying Horatio our intern is a reptilian a lizard man or a More scientifically sorry a lizard person, right? Horatio is non-binary Or it could be a latex glove and we I could be blowing things out of proportion, but probably not though That's that's not that's less likely right and Smells like them too doesn't even smell like a latex glove smells like the hand lotion that Horatio. It smells good

It is soft like his skin god he does he does take really good care of his skin. That's really soft like Horatio's skin. It's really soft. It's powdered too on the inside. Just like Horatio's insides. He puts a lot of powder. He fills himself with baby powder. He just lays on his back.

And Horatio, usually when you powder your bum bum You know you just yeah, you spritz a little a little bit of the powder just on your butthole You don't have to actually like put it inside you and he puts the Tip of the of the baby powder bottle squeezes it and it just goes Puffs up inside him. What are we fucking talking about dude? Well, I don't know I was about to say I'm Puffs up inside him. What are we fucking talking about dude? Well? I don't know I was about to say I'm surprised He makes you just watch he makes me jump on the bottle Imagining someone laying on the back

Okay, but ass naked. Oh, maybe they can have a shirt on or shoes and socks, but no pants no pants no underwear And. And they've got a bottle of baby powder. You know they've got the big old bottle and they have the opening. It's almost like a salt shaker where it's got the dots, the holes on it. And they've got that up their ass and yes all right go for it and then you you jump off of a little diving board and boom on on the bottle and he goes i like the diving board and their belly goes okay and then out of his ears out of his mouth and nose baby powder comes perfect we're great storytelling dude and creating a Alternate realities where comedy exists. Yeah, unfortunately well Since he long bought Twitter, you know, it is legal again Thank God comedy is legal again. Thank God dude. You think Denzel Curry's still watching? I

Don't think he's a he's a you know what I I'm gonna be honest chief. I don't think he's a he's a you know what I I'm gonna be honest chief I don't think he started watching okay dude have you no faith Jesus dude of course he's of course he started watching Denzel Curry is watching right now I'm actually a big Meg head actually he says on Twitter sorry Sorry, X. He X's. Yeah he X'd earlier that he is a huge fan of Super Mega. He X posted. Sorry. Yeah he X posted. He X pose aid. Okay. You know, maybe that. Dude. Our brains are running thin here. Dude, it's like, it's uh, it is, it is 1.07am. Uh, yep. And it's December 19th. Thursday. And I feel like I'm seeing things.

And I'm sure you guys might be seeing things too, but you're actually, what you're seeing are names scrolling down on the screen. Yeah, so. So that's not a hallucination, that's real. I mean, it could be a shared hallucination, you know? That's a thing. They're like mass hysteria, you know, shared hallucinations, they exist, it's happened.

We apologize, you know, for the shorter length of this one, but I'm about to head off for the holidays. Me while I'm having sex and I unveil. Okay, nevermind. We apologize for this being a shorter podcast. We have been working our little tushies off. Again, you know, it's not just the, like, the, you know, we're getting Christmas stuff ready for y'all

that's already come out y'all signed. Hopefully you liked it. But we're just busy. We have two days left before I leave, so we're really just grinding, cracking down, doing some crack. Little bit. Just a little. It helps. I mean, I mean, why you guys think we're recording at fucking, you know, doing some crack. Little bit. Just a little.

It helps. I mean, why you guys think we're recording at fucking, you know, 1 a.m.? Exactly. Crack. But thank you so much for supporting us. Thank you for sticking with us. And we have a bunch of extra content on our Patreon

if you wanna support us there. Over 800 posts. On Patreon, do you know that? When I was finishing up. What, yeah, I was finishing up It's not a thousand It will be I was finishing up our elden Uh ring video and at the end of the elden ring video Luke luke should just just just overlay this this clip silently

we're ending the video and we're plugging Patreon and it and it I made it where it's like an iPhone and like it's scrolling through the Patreon. Okay this will be done in time for him to because he's leaving for the holidays too. Yes the clip's already done. Okay. Because you will need that clip tomorrow. Yeah but technically today. The point is when I was making that in after effects it I saw that we have over 800 posts on patreon nice. That's that's looks like why why am I fucking? Getting this clip just for this

lame That's what he's saying. I'm not saying that because I think it's really noble that you put so much work. Thank you Thank you Thank you But these names Real quick are they still scrolling maybe what you know what they are guys these names are the names of everyone who Believes died they're dead I'm sorry. I didn't want to break the news like that. But

yeah, these are all off the band aid. These are dead souls. All of these people. They've passed away. And there's two lists as you can see. The top list. Those are people who died from natural causes and... Specifically blood loss. Blood loss, yeah. That's in a natural way though. Yeah.

Like a nosebleed. And the list of people in green, the second list of people who passed away, these people died of unnatural causes. Specifically, you know like I don't you know I don't want to get too into detail but like an avalanche yeah you know a tornado or a They have all the, all things that are like, like, titled just natural disasters. There's nothing natural about that to me. An avalanche?

It's wind going around in circles. Oh dude, wind fucking spinning around in circles at hundreds of miles per hour? What's natural about that? It grows arms and stuff and starts swatting at cars. Fucking, it rips houses into, into pieces? What's natural about that dude? It can pick freight trains up? That's not natural.

Love you. Bye. Sexual. Thank you.