supermegashow - We Need To Talk About Aunt Jemima | supermegashow - 030

Episode Date: September 30, 2024

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TD, ready for you Welcome guys! The Movie Bob. Is that the Movie Bob? Or uh, it's one of the movie review people. Dude I love all- I think I got it wrong. I think it might be the sh- no the well the sh it's not shmo yoho but I thought there's like a schmo's hold up schmo yoho makes the

auto-tune new songs I'm gonna look very silly schmo's movie reviews because I think some accidentally typed in the wrong thing I love the names of movie review youtubers yeah the schmo's Knows Reviews. Schmo's Knows, 2008 to present playlist. Hello everybody, welcome back to... They don't start with the scatting you were just doing? This isn't a playlist, but Chris Stuckman's The Dark Knight Reviews started playing. Dude, Chris Stuckman?

Oh, because he did a collaboration with the Schmo's No. Dude, do you get Stuckmanized very often? Not as much as I used to. But he's an auteur now. He's not a... He was diagnosed with that? Yeah. He's not just a reviewer.

He's making movies. That's right. I can't say movies, plural. Although, he's probably made short films and stuff in the past, I'd imagine. So, correct me if I'm wrong, but the Stuckman himself made a feature-length film. Oh yeah. And then... Called Shelby Oaks. And he... and did he submit it to film festivals? Did he... or did he just like rent a theater and premiere it? I can't remember. I think someone came on board in... as producer. It might have been Neon. Oh really? Yeah the streamer on kick. I'm

kidding. Dude do you think if we made a movie we could get a producer or a we'd be able to find someone that that has a lot of capital to come in and inject that capital into our movie? Well, if there is, I hope they warn a brother. Come on, man. Warner Brothers is not going to pick that up now that you made that joke. I just, I mean, they sell it in their, I mean, they probably sell it in like gift shops.

Walking into the Warner Brothers gift shop and right up front up front is just that if you see a cop, Warner Brothers. I love that shirt so much man. Do you think they're mad because they can't capitalize as much as they would like to off of that shirt? They just have it in parks all around? They know that if they had that in the parks it would increase revenue tenfold but they know that they'd be quite the subject of controversy if they did that. It's a monumentous occasion today because

today is the first day of recording a podcast with that surfer sketch out and about. That's right, finally. People have watched it, people have seen, hopefully they see, you know, a good bit of work went into it. Yeah, and if you guys recall, we talked about filming this in episode four of Super Mega Show. It's only episode 30 now. Yeah.

And if you watch it, you could see one reason why it took a bit was because we put a lot of blood, sweat, and tears into it, but not because we're somewhat lazy and procrastinate, but because it's so much work. And actually, you know what, why don't we throw a little clip from the sketch in right now so those of you that haven't seen it maybe will be persuaded. So without further ado.

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Luke, Luke, do the real clip now. So we figured out that the problem wasn't water, it was the ocean. Crabs come from the ocean. You don't see them around like ponds, right? Or lakes. Yeah. So it was, it was main, right? So he had the genius idea to take me to his backyard pool.

The first day of training started out a bit shaky. There were just a lot of internal issues I was dealing with. Like, what if there was a crab in the pool? I've seen frogs in pool drains before. Who's not to say a crab couldn't sneak on in there. Wow. This keeps falling off.

Yeah, I've noticed that, dude. Your microphone cover, your flag has just been dropping down. It's not sticking. Maybe, dude, something's going on. Dude, didn't remember when we got these. Hold up. Mine fell like literally comedically timed the same like when we were talking about this. What's going on here?

The people are going to think that these aren't the high quality mics for a high quality podcast that they're listening to. I'm starting to wonder if maybe while we were on a little hiatus when I was out of the country, maybe someone swapped them out for some cheaper mics. Matthew, the people listening to us lead high quality lives. They can't go without listening to high quality audio, and if the audio is not high quality.

The good thing we're using high quality cameras so the visual listeners, if the audio has gone awry or something, they could at least have our wonderful little mugs to look at in 4K. Yes, it's 4K. It's not 4K in the, because it's 4.3, it's not actually 4K. It's 2880. It's 4K. 2880 by 2160.

But the resolution is that of... 4K. It is shot in 4K, but 4K 4.3 is just a whole other story. Yeah, a whole other ball game. You know, I've seen some split opinions here. Some people say that the podcast is in 4.3? No thank you. what the fuck? And then I've seen a lot more people say,

oh this is awesome that the podcast is in 4-3. And I'm of the camp, I'm a 4-3 supremacist. Yeah, I love 4-3. 4-3 is an amazing aspect ratio. 16-9 is just, it's wide, you know, it's like I gotta turn my head. It's like Jonah Hill filmed that skateboard movie in. Oh that in 4-3 I don't know I watched that on an airplane it might actually just be wide-screen I just assumed he would have

done mid 90s in a in a 4-3 but I guess I never I didn't see it so I wouldn't know I just kind of I just kind of said shit what I saw on an airplane it was very good except watching a movie on a wide. Was it widescreen, from what you remember? I don't remember that aspect. Ratio. Hey, speaking of ratio. What? I was gonna, we just need to talk about her ratio

and his payment because he's been doing a lot of work around here recently and he's been asking about payment and we've gone on, you know, joking, he's like, oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought this was a free internship. There's only so many times the free internship gag can, can, can fly before he starts to become a little more adamant about payment.

Well, he's been pretty adamant with me. I don't know about you. I know he likes you a little more, so he might be a little nicer, but he has been kind of, the whole time I was in Japan, he was texting me, which was very unpleasant because of the time difference, I would wake up to the texts.

So it was a horrible way to start my day. And Horatio would be a little bit pissed off. He'd say, like, you guys, I'm doing. You had to mute him from responding to you on all social media platforms. Yeah, I don't want him to know that. Oh. Well Luke don't keep any of this in Luke but Horatio is a...

He does a lot for the company we love him. Yeah he's great. I just figured you know give him a little more out boost and maybe we'll see a change in attitude maybe. I don't know dude he's kind of he's he seems like hey guys I do more than a 40 hour work week every week and you guys aren't giving me any money And then I did the paid unpaid intern joke And he didn't think it was very funny

And he had some choice words And ladies and gentlemen Ryan's mic flag Right now come on man Uh, I refuse to record. Ryan, come on man. The box that has the Super Mega logo on it that is on his microphone keeps slipping down. That's why you gotta hold it. If you want me to record you better get a higher quality microphone. That's why you gotta hold it like this.

Because it hurts my finger whenever it falls. They're a little sharp. They are sharp. They're a little sharp on the edge. I refuse to record. Okay, well what if I just, when you wanna talk I just kind of point my mic towards you like this. Yeah that works. Okay and now you can let your arms rest. Yeah I can. See the problem is now you have to speak when And if... Fuck, that's a good one. And that's Super Mega Show for you.

That's a great clip, by the way. Yeah, this clip's going on TikTok. Yo! Yup. Okay, now this clip is definitely getting posted on TikTok. Start to finish, fantastic. It's like the equivalent of those fingerboard tricks you know. I thought it's as impressive as those because I still can't do those. Oh I thought they was more impressive than

the tech tech tricks. Oh yeah dude tech decks I can only do the riding I could never do any sick tricks with them. I couldn't either. I loved tech decks. I still do them but I collected them and I had probably like eight, nine, or ten of them. And I'd bring them in my pocket to school. And I'd put my hand in my pocket and I'd feel that Tech Deck skateboard and I would just get a rush of excitement remembering that I had a Tech Deck in my pocket. The original fidget spinner. And by the way, dude, Tech Decks nowadays nowadays they still sell them. They're not the same They're not the same. They're bigger now. Why are they bigger? Because I guess kids are just too they have bigger fingers these days

I guess they're they're the the regular size ones that we grew up with I guess kids thought they were too hard to do tricks with So they needed bigger ones. I don't know. Isn't that the point is that the you you show your skill in prowess by showing that you can like Master such a Excruciatingly hard task as or skill as a tech tech dude because the thing is tech techs Aren't meant to be a toy that every kid is good at and can master you know They're hard on purpose so so that one kid in your grade can fucking show up and show off. It's for the kid who gets jealous of all the kids who are able to play instruments.

They get violins, some of them are in brass, and they don't have anything to their name to impress people with. They don't show up with a violin case at lunch, they show up with a tech deck. And boy, do those girls went wild for tech decks. They still do man. Yeah, well you know I I went over to the tech deck rink the other day in Santa Monica and There was there was nothing but but ladies galore Watching people written it had me go. It had me a little jealous there was nothing but ladies galore, watching people, and it had me go, it had me a little jealous.

It's like if I could tech deck as good as these fellas could, maybe I could get some bitches, and maybe even some hoes. Could you smell the pheromones in the air? Yes, it smelled like, mostly it was just sweat, but I like the smell of sweat. It's great, especially with some sunscreen mixed in there. From a woman?

Yeah. I was thinking maybe you and I could get some tech techs, old ones, maybe go on eBay after this podcast, maybe get some old ones. I don't know, they're kind of mean over at the rink. If you don't know what you're doing with your tech tech. That's what I'm saying, we gotta get tech techs and we can practice.

Dude, I imagine us showing up and all of a sudden all eyes just, it becomes silent. But then they don't allow us in the tech deck ring. I just imagine a movie scene where it's like, it's obvious what's gonna happen is all eyes are on us and we're gonna show off and we're not allowed in. They really are fucking fun though. I only could, same as you, I could only skate,

so I could only move it around, just pushing a little piece of plastic on wheels. As a child, didn't you marvel at making the little hand man? Oh, dude, yeah, with the legs. Where he has arms and you get, ah! I didn't do that. Little jumping jacks like this, and he's marching? For some reason, I tech-teched with my two fingers

Dude, imagine if you were double-jointed you could like put your dukes up Right this could bend up if you were double-jointed. I don't know I double-jointed I don't think that means you can bend your fingers backwards You can at least attach them to fishing wire here do this bend bend the tip of my finger backwards because I am double-jointed You could- OW! AHHHH! You thought I was gonna cut back to normal conversation, but do I have news for you assholes?

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Even though the top four podcasts from Spotify's list apparently is Joe Rogan, Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, and the Hawk Tua podcast. Okay, good. I was about to say, I was saying Hawk Tua better be on there. Talk Tua. But what they don't tell you is that Supermega is number five. Yeah. Supermega show.

For some reason, dude, I thought it was top five. Why are they only showing the top four? Probably just to exclude us on purpose. Yeah, it's weird. They just wanna show their favorites up at the top with Mr. Carlson, Mrs. Tua, all that bullshit. I'm just glad we have representation in Candace Owens. Yes, yes, so at least I guess our ideals

are displayed in the top four. Yeah. But it is bullshit, man. I actually don't know where we are on the charts. Isn't that insane though? Joe Rogan, Tucker Carlson, Candice Owens, Talk Toa. I gotta say the name of the- The lineup is pretty incredible.

I would 100% go to like a podcast festival if that was the lineup. Well I think Whitney Cummings has been helping talk to out with the podcast or at least some families a comedian that you don't see too often anymore is good okay how about this and this is the only way female comedian okay dark hair okay big mouth figuratively or literally as like if a caricature was drawn of them, the mouth would be the center point of the caricature. And I'm not being mean, that's the best way I can describe this person. You don't know who Whitney Cummings is, dude?

Dude, Whitney Cummings, it sounds familiar, but maybe once I see that big mouth I might uh I might I might you know the neurons will activate and things will click you really I'm looking at picture number four man she's uh got her breasts out you've never never never seen this woman. Does she act? She's been in some stuff. I don't know, I don't think I have seen her. She's been in, well she's 42 years old.

Her birthday was just this month actually. It just passed? Yeah, it was September 4th. She was born in 82. Well, 42 years. Hey, September 4th. That's when I dropped my first EP, four years ago. Born in Georgetown, Washington. They're 5'11".

Okay. And their parents are Patty Cummings and Vince Cummings. Sorry, I love how like Google's quick facts is just like, born this date, this is their height, and these are their parents. Fun facts. They, fun facts. They are fun facts. Like it's just, you mean just, not private,

but you mean just like personal information. Just the like. You mean like banking security question information. Ben's mother name. Where were you born, what school did you go to? What was your school's mascot? Your first pet? I would fucking love, you and I should make our own celebrity website and it's basically

like formatted like a celebrity fact website but it's just the banking info for security questions. Can you and I show up to one of those, take Christ out of, sorry, it's just a random idea. Sure. I just thought it would, I don't know where it's going. I'm hoping you can help me with it. I'll help it land. You can't take the penis out of Christmas. Okay. So yeah, I see, you're not sure where it's going, but it is a good, so the setup here is. And then I was, and then maybe,

if you could add like Whitney Cummings in there to bring it full circle. So you can't take the. Cause we're getting into Christmas soon in a few months, I thought it would be timely. We just talked about. Keep the penis in Christmas, or you can't take the. You can't take the penis out of Christmas, sorry.

Okay, now are we thinking For some my first thought was was like a parade for some reason So like a Christmas parade, but maybe it's it's a big float in the Christmas parade of a town And that's the message of the float maybe or maybe this is a bumper sticker You still gotta bring it full circle and add Whitney Cummings Okay, how about a picture? Here we go. How about a bumper sticker? that says you can't take the penis out of Christmas and It's on the back of Whitney Cummings car

Whoo, is that it's good enough. Do you think people would buy that to be it on the joke? I'm thinking of I've been having a lot of merch ideas recently. And maybe I could get Whitney Cummings involved and then it could be like a collab or something. I don't know, maybe I'm getting a little too ahead of myself. Sorry, you said I had a big mouth? No, I'm not doing your little penis idea.

She does have a big mouth, isn't it? Like, am I wrong in that? I think that she has a beautiful mouth, Ryan. Am I wrong? I'm not saying it in a negative way. I'm saying it's a defining... maybe it's not a big mouth. Maybe it's just big teeth. Like Maldon Doggins? Am I wrong? Wouldn't a caricature artist like focus on their like jaw and mouth? A caricature artist would give her a really big mouth and they would make her eyebrows like...

You know, and 100%, yeah. It's been a while since I've had a caricature drawn of me. Actually, at the Cold Ones Grog party they had recently in San Diego, they had two caricature artists. I tried to get them, but they said I wasn't on the list. I tried calling you. My phone was dead the whole night.

I was wondering where you were. Yeah, well I saw you. I thought we made eye contact. But you looked away quickly. So I'm just a su... I thought maybe, I don't know. I didn't see you. I was waving.

No. There was a lot of people there. And then you gave me like a little head nod. I'm like, and then I'm like, get me in. And then that's when you turned away a little bit. Maybe you were talking to someone else. There must've been someone in between us that I was talking, get me in, and then that's when you turned away a little bit. Maybe you were talking to someone else. There must have been someone in between us that I was talking to and you thought,

you just mistook it that I was talking, or like looking at you. You know how much I love drinking. You know how much I love social interaction and parties. Oh, I know you were excited. I'm a party fiend, I'm a party animal. Max and Chad, they love you, so that's weird that you, there must have been a mistake of some sort

that you weren't on the list. I'll talk to, I mean, I'll talk to Madison. Talk to her? Hey, there you go, full circle. Were you just mentioning the podcast? Yeah, I was. It's a genius name, I will say. The first time I saw, I watched a commercial for her podcast

and she said, the Talk To A Podcast, and I went, mm, I gotta hand and she said, talk to a podcast, and I went, mm, I gotta hand it to her, that's a good name. I will say, I think it is hilarious that there is a, and yeah, I'm gonna have to, I'm gonna have to call some people out here. Men, again, they're not gonna love this one. But there is a subsect of like, men who are mad at talk to for existing but then when you go and kind of when you go into the comment

sections and stuff and you get down to the nitty gritty, there's a particular subsect of these people that are angry, that are more so angry that she chose to do a Podcast instead of like doing an only fans like there's a lot of people I mean she'd make an even easier bag if she just did only fans And it's just like these dudes who are just mad that it's like just show me your tits. Just can it can we see your tits? That's all you're good for stupid bitch. How dare dare you start a podcast? I wanna see your tits. Are you gonna say that that's what,

you agree with that statement? Absolutely not, dude. Okay, okay. Jesus, of course I wasn't gonna make that joke. But I just think it's, I just, say what you wanna, I'm not interested in terms of the entertainment value of the talk to a podcast. You're not interested in the talk to a podcast?

But at the end of the day, I don't know, look at the time in which we live in. Everyone is trying in some way, not everyone, but a lot of people are influencers now or are trying to be influencers. Right. And so, you know, I don't know. It just seems like such a weird thing to get upset about when so many podcasts exist.

And I get, it's like, people can be like, I don't, maybe some jealousy. I don't feel like she deserves a podcast. I'll still make fun of it. But I just think it's, I just think it's, it's funny where some of the anger stems from and some of the anger stemming from the fact that She blew it. She could have made a lot more money showing me your tits. You know I The it's a very primitive anger. It's it's I'm angry that I can't see her naked and

This makes me mad. And a little bit of misogyny. I have to listen to her talk instead? Yeah, yo. Yeah. I don't get it. The, what? The sensation of hactua.

And also I don't get the anger that these young men are feeling. But more so I don't, not more so. And I'm not saying every, and I know people love to trap and be like, oh you're painting, I'm not saying everyone upset about it or whatever is like. Not all men. Yeah, exactly, exactly Matthew, thank you. I'm just saying there's a subsect of fans,

but there's a lot of people just upset that it's like, this is, I don't know. Because to me, I'm not upset. I don't see the point, but at the end of the day, is look at how, go through Spotify or Apple podcasts and see how many podcasts you're not interested in. I don't get pissed at stuff that I'm not interested in. I get that there's an anger in terms of,

oh it was so easy, she was on an interview, talked about sucking on, spitting on a dick before sucking it. Spitting on that thing. And now she has a career, that's all you have to do. And it's like, yeah, at the same time, it's like, you know, in a month she could've wasted all that money and this could all be for nothing.

You know, this is such an up and down thing. I don't know, it just, it doesn't seem worth getting in a month she could have wasted all that money and then this could all be for nothing. This is such an up and down thing. I don't know, it doesn't seem worth getting too upset over especially when there are, I think a lot of people in the same realm of, they're just, you know, they're just, they're not thinking of entertainment, they're just thinking of, I'm catching on this trend. Like there's a, think of all the podcasts that exist from like shitty old Disney channel shows where like the old cast is like, let's just start a podcast and talk about

little episodes. It's like, I don't know. It's like, if those exist, then this, this talk to a thing can exist. I don't think it's interesting But like I don't think in the grand scheme of entertainment You're not gonna be red cherry red in the face over it. Yeah I'm not gonna be what are the qualifications for deserving a podcast I don't I don't there is none like in this person's mind this this this commenter that's angry What is like is there like a like a very specific defined qualification checklist for? Okay, you can have a podcast. I think I think it is tied to the general sentiment. And I do

get it. To an extent. I guess that but like more of so of like the ire and the luck that one sorry, not the ire one can receive and the luck one receives at the same time in being able to do content creation as their job and as their form of living. I'm not saying it's like all these people are jealous. So they're mad. But like, it's that inherent, like, you know, you can understand there's people. As I said, there's people working a nine to five who are miserable in terms of what they do.

Horatio. They're not like what? Horatio. Horatio. And they see like, oh, this college girl talked about sucking penis and are upset that like that's, they kind of take their experience and they go if it's so easy it's so easy for them why am I here and like I don't know that's just one thing where it's like you just can't get

upset over the fortune of other people regardless if you think they deserve it or not because it doesn't it doesn't reflect where you are right a lot of people take it as a reflection in that sense. Internalize it and then flip it back out as anger, which I understand to a degree. It's like I get how someone would feel that way. But at the end of the day also, it's like, I can't really lose, because honestly,

same thing happens to me. I do get, I have some anger sometimes when I see certain really massive content creators and how much money they make and how successful they are and then I look at what they do and I'm like, really? Yeah. That's like. And like, people, you know, I'm not saying people

shouldn't have their opinions and shit like that. I just like, think as as everything the the the anger is always dialed up to a ten yeah but that's just the internet at the same time yeah I mean I've seen there's people that I mean feel that way about us yeah where it's like oh you guys just you know sit and talk to each other and make dick jokes, which is like look if you don't want to get upset that you know we do what we do and you know we make a living from it, and we're not having to do the like the the the typical job around the nine to five yeah the nine to five that kind of is like

more of like a modern display of like what a job is or I guess more of so like when we were growing up. Because I said being an influencer and like this whole like entertainment, this opened up a whole just thing for for for not celebrity. I guess celebrity culture. Yeah, Because there wasn't a pocket of influencers before social media and all this. And now. No, no, no, it was just like celebrities back then. It was like movie stars or musicians or politicians, people that were big because of traditional media typically. And now you have this, it opened up this like basically pocket of celebrity culture where now anyone can become a celebrity and a lot of people shoot for that goal and most people

are not successful at it because statistically I guess just like the number of people that try them and the number of people that try them. That's just math and science. It has, I don't, you know, you can get into the minutia of it, right, and pick apart every person's journey to fame or whatever, but at the end of the day, it really just comes down to, I think there really is only a certain amount of people the public conscious can hold at a time.

And also, there's so many factors like the algorithm, and there's factors like, because in terms of deserving fame or a podcast, like there's- No one's deserved fame in terms of like entertainment, like industry, like stuff like that. Right, there's so many people that are famous and successful that, you know, in my opinion, don't deserve it.

And then there's so many people that are so talented and so hardworking and deserve it, quote unquote. It's like this person should be famous making a lot of money and they're not. So it's like, I don't think that there's any logical balance of who deserves what. And it's kind of, to quote the Malcolm in the Middle theme song by They Might Be Giants, life is unfair.

It is, but yes, I totally agree, because you look at, for me I look at creators like Waleed and Zack, Mega64, people who have been around for a bit and I think are fucking hilarious. But they're not getting fucking, and we know this, there's no Aiden Ross numbers in that style of entertainment. There's not, I guess not Aiden Ross numbers, but I guess- No, I mean that's a pretty good speed, for example.

He just hit 30 million subs and I tuned in, when I was in Japan, I mean that's a pretty good, Speed, for example. He just hit 30 million subs, and I tuned in, when I was in Japan, I tuned into his live stream for about 10 minutes while he was in, walking around Thailand, and there were like 100,000 something people watching it, like at once, and I was just like. It's mind blowing. It is mind blowing, and it's, I'm not at all saying

that like, oh, someone like Speed doesn't deserve that much fame because like I said, it's unfair and it's just all over the place. And if I were in his shoes, you know, I would totally eat it up probably. But it's like, when you have people like Mega64 and Waleed and Zach, it's just funny that like, and Waleed and Zach, it's just funny that like,

why is it that people like Speed and Aiden Ross and stuff pull such big numbers while so many really talented creators, and I'm not saying that Aiden Ross isn't talented, don't get me wrong there, it's just like, it's never, they're never going to be that. And why is it that that is what is big and popular? Because it's easy to consume? Well, it's the same right of like, I'm sure most people would agree that,

how would I put this? Most people would agree that, I'm going to say, let's use Parasite for an example, I guess. Parasite is a better overall film than Iron Man 2, right? But like, what made more money? Iron Man 2, because it's a popular, I think, you know, these people gain a lot of notoriety in their subsect of audience, whether it be, I don't know what's Speed or Kai or Aiden, I think they all like played their own, like there was a game that like kind

of made them popular, whether it was like FIFA or Rainbow Six or some some some fucking game. But I think what it really comes down to and as you see with the growth of a lot of popular Twitch streamers and just YouTubers is the collaboration aspect and the collaborative communities that these higher echelon streamers put on. You'll notice as soon as someone all of a sudden

gets super fucking popular, and this isn't a dig at anyone, but as soon as someone becomes popular, they become a meme, the weak is, oh shit, they're the new person, they all of a sudden start showing up on Pokemain streams, CutieCinderella streams, Ludwig, you know, it's like, I feel like there's the top streamers

and they can only, when they see something, someone growing, they can choose whether to essentially make that person's career almost. It's like this club up top where they really do help each other out with collaborative efforts and making sure they're all seen and mentioned and they're in the same community. And it's hard to break into that group unless you,

as I said before, unless you become viral or get their attention because it doesn't, they're not just gonna become friends with someone with 5K or 2K followers on Twitch. They become friends with the people who already are very successful and stuff. That's why we're not friends with Pokimane. Well, I mean, you know, like.

No, no, I know what you're saying, yeah. It's smart for a business and it's smart for growth and it makes sense and I mean, that's, collaboration is like one of the number one forms of growth. I mean, that's why we, you know, we did a lot in the beginning when we were trying to, you know, we tried to attach to like a lot of different variety of names, whether it be like Game Grom's, Cold Wands, like we just we've collaborated a lot. And like

there is a good form when it comes to collaboration, because it it you're sharing each other's audience. And you get also for the creators, it's a fun kind of creative outlet and exercise. That's what I like about it. Just like the different voices you do. Yeah, like I like it when a collaboration feels like, I don't know if this, I'm sure it makes sense. But like the excitement that I got when I was young from like, Jimmy and Timmy power hour dude and their collaboration. Yeah, yeah. Like it's kind of cool to think that there's at least a small amount of people that maybe you know like if we do a collab with Meat Canyon or Cold Ones or whatever like there's people that are like oh shit they're doing a big collab that's awesome. Yeah. I think that's fun like that when you get like a 5050, your personalities mean, what does

that create? That's a fun dynamic and I like that. I think the most fun part about collaborating is exactly that, where it's like if you have two different amalgamations of creativity that are different in their own way seeing it come together and like the kind of thing that Comes out of it more so than like I Mean a lot of people collab Like in this upper echelon of twitch stuff they collab not because they want to mingle their talents together but they collab because it's numbers it's numbers person pulls right and uh I

Would like to collab more with other creators that make cool shit because we haven't really collabed in a fucking hot minute. I know. It's been a bit. I mean we've definitely started the ball rolling with several. We have a collaboration already shot which was fun. And we have like another ball rolling with one or two other collaborations. But it's just, I mean, it would be much easier if the people we collabed with, you know, if we were a content house in LA and they were a content house in LA.

But for a good bit of the people that we collab with, they either live out of the states or they live in an entirely different state than the one we live in. So it really does come to scheduling and making sure that their schedule is good or open and our schedule is open at the same time, which is really kind of a... In this industry, you'll be free one week and then something will come up where it's like, oh fuck, I forgot that we actually do have to promote this and we actually have these assets that we got to make

because we're about to do a merch sale and so we gotta take pictures for that. So actually we need the pushback filming day, maybe till tomorrow and then it's like, oh actually yesterday was the only time I had free but it's like, I don't know there's yeah it's it's not like like the typical nine to five is you know it's a lot of hours a week but it has structure where it's like I think what we do is it's up to us to build that structure yeah we have the responsibility so free

and then weeks where it's just like up all night like super super super long hours and it's just kind of up and down so there's not much like stability with well I mean I mean picture this you know you know there are times yes we're like the what we do I could see you know you and I are become lazier you and I become you know we decide to take a day more chill or we decide to take a day off that's a little more freeing during the work, or whatever, we have that. And I would only imagine that if people were in charge

of their work days on a nine to five, they'd probably, like, I'd wanna do the same thing. Oh, absolutely. You know what I mean? And so, we're given that freedom, but with it, we need to be a little more responsible and be able to set parameters in place and set up a system to where it is structured because if something is too loose, and we've run into this problem many times, and especially starting back up

and we're trying to focus on so many things, sometimes fall through the cracks, it's just a, I don't know, it's just like, it's a, I never want to misconstrue that I'm aware that we are in a very lucky predicament of being able to do this for a living and have all of y'all supporting us, which is fantastic and we love it and we want to continue doing this and entertaining y'all and putting out sketches and podcast episodes and behind the scenes and all that. We really do enjoy doing that and creating and getting a reaction out of an audience. It's just like a big caveat, a big kind of, I guess caveat is.

Yeah, I'd say definitely caveat because it's a double edged sword. You are in place of creating that structure for yourself so you do have to, it is on you. Like if you feel like being a little lenient, you gotta watch yourself because it's like, okay, well yeah, it feels good, you know, have a little leniency now but we gotta make sure that this structure is in order, especially when we're getting stuff back up and running. Yeah. We've needed, and I think we're still building upon it, a structure because we have less employees with more work.

And I know it seems like, no way, but it's like, yeah. I mean, we used to be a company, and we had six employees employed, as in not just, because we also contracted out certain jobs. Yeah, some people are contracted where it's not like you're not on an employment, like full employed level, but you're, you know, we're still paying and doing work with each other. And, you know, we had people specifically working on specific jobs, you know, whether it be like

editing, social media, merch, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, you know, there were specific tasks and we had six people on our team, and now employed, including you and I right, we have three people right employed, you, me, Luke, yes. So and not only that, we're, we're trying to do, and I think we've been doing better with like our Patreon. Yeah, there's Patreon merch, the sticker club that comes with Patreon. There's I know you guys hear us come. It might, you know, come off as complaining, but there is a lot. Yeah, no, it's a surprisingly like large workload. And like you said, you know,

I think a lot of people's reaction is like, no, you guys have it so easy, I don't wanna hear it. Which I get, but there's actually, there's just like a shockingly big amount of things to do, especially behind the scenes. It's like spinning plates. Yeah, yeah, and I mean, cause like when we start back up, it's like we have to build this set,

we have to do all the branding, we have to at the same time be working on merch, a website, we have to be working on Patreon, plans for that, just planning sketches. And then it is a caveat, but at the same time, it's like it's a blessing and kind of a curse when you are your own boss, because discipline is an easy thing to let slide and just

having to be like in charge of yourself and responsible it's tricky naturally it's because you want to give yourself leniency. Yeah I mean you you are your own you know worst critic, right? But you're, you also, I was gonna try to be positive, I guess, but I was gonna say, you're your worst critic, so you're gonna look at a lot of the stuff you do and probably, I don't know, it's easy to get decentivized in the creative outlet

through some feedback that you receive, because it's like, you'll be, we'll be busting our ass for a week of stuff that just isn't like the sketch that recently came out. For example, it's like, I remember one morning, you were spending, I think it took like three hours to figure out like a minute problem, and this was like

Before you left like right before you left like in my night a very small problem with sticker club. It wasn't The spread something was going on with the spreadsheets or something like yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so it's like it Just there was a lot of trial and error and so like that two to three hours That's three hours gone where we had scheduled to record a podcast and to like also do something That's three hours that no longer is used for that. Yeah, we record a podcast and to like also do stuff, but that's three hours that no longer is used for that, that then we record. It's just like stuff gets pushed easily when you're working on so many things at once. If we had only the sketch to work on,

I could definitely give us a little, I would give us a lot more shit because that's all we had to work on. There's just so many other things that have to be done and get in the way. And structure is, I don't know, structure is not the easiest thing to find. And it's something that you think that we would fully have that figured out after doing this for eight years, but it is, I don't know, life has a lot of ups and downs and flips and flops and uh and ad reads Welcome back everyone. The most famous YouTubers are back with their famous little podcast.

Little podcast. Number five. I used famous little so it's like a... It's cute. Yeah. It's like it's a... you know it's ironic. I guess you can't be like famous and little well you can I mean very cool man. Yeah, Peter Dinklage exactly I almost said Gary Oldman Which I think it's so funny. You know what podcast Peter. I saw a thumbnail

You know whose podcast Peter Dinklage went on who Andrew Schultz? You know who that is sounds familiar. He's a very like like bro we comedian he's like he's kind of like a Joe he's like a you know how like what when I picture the Joe Rogan universe of comedians I picture like Joe Rogan with like a bunch of like nipples of a cow and then a bunch of comedians just like suckling at his teeth you got like Tom Segura and his wife you got Andrew Schultz you got you got fucking oh what's his name? Brett Berk Kreischer. There's so many like different comedians that I notice and so funny

That's what I picture there. He's like that uh that uh I don't know is it Greek or wrote you know that uh, I don't know, is it Greek or ro- you know that uh, the dog that the two twin brothers are suckling off of? Yes, yes. It's like that. Joe Rogan's that mythical dog. That's why he's so red, he's full of milk. It's about to burst, man. He's filled with meat milk, dude.

Now when you say, when you say he's got all these nipples that they're suckling off of, does he have breasts as well or is this just his nipples? You know, like, like, like kind of like think of like a like dogs like they just kind of like form an utter look those big puffy fuckers yeah which there's like a mass under there but it's not like a like a woman's breast for example someone had to have done some art like that if not that sentiment isn't just mine in terms of like I don't know but anyways Peter Dinklage was on like the Andrew Schultz podcast and I thought like this is the biggest like, oddest like, you know, we talked about collaboration

of like you get excited to see it, you know, when I see that, you know, I'm, I'm over the moon Andrew Schultz and Peter Dinklage together finally doesn't get much better than that was two personalities. What are they gonna, what are they gonna come up with? It's something that people have been begging for for quite some time. Yeah. You know, it's just kind of like the most obvious collaboration. And it's like, why hasn't that happened yet?

Fucking, dude, Miles Finch. Yes. You know, alive in the flesh with Charles Schultz. Nope, Charles Schultz is. You know, for Peter Dinklage to come on our podcast. If Andrew Schultz could get Peter Dinklage, maybe we could get Peter Dinklage, maybe we could Peter Dinklage You don't have thought about dude. I look around and I see

Podcasts having a lot of celebrity guests and I see a lot of podcasts that I'm like Oh damn, they were able to get this person and it makes me wonder if we just asked, you know If we were polite Connor eats pants is having a George Santos on Minecraft. He got Tiger King on a live stream. He did, yeah, he got Tiger King as well. So, you know, it's all about just asking. We just gotta start reaching out to celebrities and asking. Gotta start emailing their agents and say, hey, we'll start with washed up celebrities.

Because then, Oh, also just to add real quick, I responded to the email you sent over to Chris Brown's management team, and I just went, psych. Yeah, I just think it would be a little too Controversial come on man Chris Brown. He was controversial in the early 2000s nowadays. It's why no Chris white Why'd you send that email Just cuz I don't I really don't I think that we should

Move towards maybe another collaboration like there was that email that we got sent by the Kamala Harris administration that she, you remember? Yeah, she wanted to come on the show and I don't know. Can you send me like a t-shirt or something? But I haven't seen her wear a t-shirt. Well, that was Horatio's job. But I haven't seen her wear a t-shirt. Well that was Horatio's job. But also she wanted to come on the podcast.

And I'm just, I don't know dude. It's kind of awkward when we're interacting with women. I mean, you know, Kamala's great at a dinner party. But I just don't know if she's good for a podcast. And I tried to, you know, it might be best for us to let her down easy because she is a big fan of the Super Mega Show you heard that laugh I mean yeah yikes but the Chris okay the Chris Brown thing I'm not over that that's we'll talk about it after the podcast but he would have been a good guest. Why no Chris White?

And I thought that was very funny when you said it and I still do. I just uh. I could do that if he was here but I just think that it could be here. Yeah. You sent the email saying psych. Chris Brown has been proven just to kind of continuously be an asshole, right? Okay, now he's definitely not coming out. Yeah.

Yes. I don't think it's debated much. asshole, right? Okay, now he's definitely not coming out. Yeah, yes. I don't think it's debated much. Like there's no kind of, he didn't learn from his mistakes or whatnot. I don't think a lot of celebrities learn from past mistakes. Don't get caught again. Exactly.

Think about, I mean, I guess the diddy thing's not happening either. I was really excited. We finally get invited to a Halloween party, and his Halloween party, and then this. I thought he had some great parties. And finally it's like dude, guess what? I already bought my costume.

I did too, spent a lot of money on it. The whole Cowboys and Indians idea we had was, it's a good idea, and I was excited to do that and unfortunately that party's canceled yeah so who's Halloween party we going to now or some fucking influencer Halloween party we could throw a Halloween party we could at this office because I provide every influencer we know every single influencer we've ever or open house all of y'all can come and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and marching down the street, it would be us and then just a big group of like, just people just following us.

20 something year olds just all just. All dressed up in ironic costumes. Cause you know, I don't think a lot of people would be dressed up in like serious costumes. It would be like, they'd be trying to be funny and there'd be a lot of funny costumes. So. Maybe there would be like one person dresses up as rice,

another person dresses up as puke is like a duo couple outfit. I do like that. How would you dress up as puke or rice? You know, like people, you know, think of the giant food, you know, the think of a giant egg white egg yolk costume where you just it's a giant egg yolk and then there's a place for the face and then the arms and legs come out. It'd be kind kinda like that.

Okay, yeah. For rice and then I like a. Like a bowl of rice where your face is in the center. And then the puke is just like a, maybe just like an egg costume, but it looks more like puke. You could just be wearing a white t-shirt and you vomit it on it.

Oh true, I'm puke. Yeah, and then maybe rice could also, another idea is you could be like a big, like a box of Uncle Ben's rice, but Uncle Ben's face is gone, and your face is in place through the hole. Uncle Ryan's rice. Uncle Ryan's rice.

Is Uncle Ben's rice still around? I feel like- I thought they took out Uncle Ben, just like they took out Aunt Jemima. That was fucking bullshit, dude. Aunt Jemima. I loved Aunt Jemima. You was fucking bullshit, dude. Aunt Jemima? I loved Aunt Jemima. You know, kids nowadays are gonna grow up

never knowing the joy of walking down a grocery store aisle, turning to the right and seeing Aunt Jemima's big smiling face right there. What is the name now? Something Mills, Pearl Mills, Pearl Milling Company. Pearl Milling Company syrup, which I thought at least, you know, if they're gonna get rid of Aunt Jemima, they could replace her with, you know,

like something that's not as boring as Pearl, like maybe like, oh, Tasty Sticky Syrup, you know, that's a good name. How true is this? Because on Amazon right now, I can order from the brand Aunt Jemima some Aunt Jemima original syrup. Let me see let me see let me see does it show her her face is on it she's smiling. Yep. So she's not dead? Free delivery between

October 29th and November 14th. That's over a month from now. Wait, why would it? You know what that, I know what it is. You know what it is? They got rid of Aunt Jemima. And they probably, think about how much Aunt Jemima they had made at that point that had not been sold yet. So they're still selling off the old Aunt Jemima bottles.

The back stock of Aunt Jemima bottles. Maybe I can buy some Uncle Ben's on Amazon? Think they knew each other? See it's so funny it's not Uncle Benny do you know what it is now? Mr. Ben? No it's just Ben's original. Oh so kind of so it's not Uncle Ben it's just Ben's rice? Yeah just Ben's original. Did they get rid of him? Yeah. What? I know. Listen, I understand why they changed it, but they should have kept Ben, in my opinion. I had, he had such a cheerful little face.

I remember like, I wanna look like that when I'm eating rice. Exactly, dude. I wanna be that happy. See that beautiful orange box, and you just see him smiling. He's happy that there's rice, you know Like why can't he still be on the box? Some would point out that that's a you know that that type of branded iconography

would be similar to that of like a like a It's Harkins back to Harkins back to a time very specific. Yeah The classic like the the jovial black maid or butler type of. It's exactly what it was. But there almost seems to be this almost Hollywood-esque conspiracy because were they married?

Uncle Ben, Aunt Jemima. Huh. You know? But there seems to be this conspiracy to take them both down at the same time, mind you. They might have pissed off the wrong people because all of a sudden Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben, gone. It would have been fucking hilarious if they just changed the mascots to Caucasian.

That's exactly what I was thinking. I was like, guys, we gotta fix this, people are mad, and it's just like Aunt Jenny, and it's just this middle-aged white woman. Uncle Benjamin Just a smiling bald white man Oh and now people are pissed about this? Whoa, we can't get anything right. See this is a this is a good sketch idea in the vein of the Michael Jackson's PR agents Sketch we did. Why Aunt Jemima?

exclamation point question mark. That M in the vein of the Michael Jackson's PR agents sketch we did. White Aunt Jemima? Exclamation point question mark. That M in the thumbnail is, we just Photoshopped Aunt Jemima to look white. Genius, and we're doing shocked faces and there's a huge red circle around Aunt Jemima's white face. We need to talk about Uncle Ben's rice. Yeah, we need to talk about Aunt Jemima's syrup.

It's time we- Pancake syrup. Let's talk about Aunt Jemima's syrup. It's time we- Pancake syrup. Let's talk about Aunt Jemima. Looking at the camera just like- Hmm. Looking like a little bit like uncomfortable by the concept of Aunt Jemima, just like maybe some yellow text. I could see the video essay thumbnail.

Like doing the cringe like, ugh, this isn't okay. Yeah. like, ugh, this isn't okay. My favorite thing that video essayists do is show off their non-skill at Photoshop. That is my favorite thing to witness. You think they'd at least hire someone. Where it's like, you know what I'm talking about. I know exactly what you're talking about, dude. I see it all the time. It's just like they sit in front of their camera, and then they make a couple faces like

I mean they screenshot one cut it out like where you can still see the background in their hair I don't you can kind of see yeah like the softness of the edging tool or whatever Which is crazy now because like in Photoshop even if you don't have Photoshop There's websites that remove backgrounds exceptionally well yeah, and then you then you've usually got yellow text that's too small to even kind of make out for a thumbnail. It's always like multiple yellow text or white text. And it's like a long sentence. And it's like, okay, and then you'll have

usually a whitish background with just a picture. But they work, I guess, for some people. They get views, but. It shows that a person is talking about the subject matter and you can tell how they feel about it By their face in the thumbnail Yikes it's like okay I could see like when we make a thumbnail and we look angry in the thumbnail. Mm-hmm because it's a rage game or something exactly Our car, you know think about this

Looking at the dead center in the thumbnail, looking kind of uncomfortable, and then yellow text, yikes. And then a picture of Aunt Jemima on one side, Uncle Ben on the other, and it's titled, It's Time to Talk About Aunt Jemima. An uncomfortable conversation with Uncle Ben. They got the real Uncle Ben, and they talk to him about sexual stuff. It's very uncomfortable.

They ask him questions about puberty and what happens to your body as you get older. It's very uncomfortable. What Matt? Yeah? What are all those names? Okay, I didn't want to bring it up. I'm glad you noticed too. These names?

Yeah, the names that are scrolling right now. That we're trying to have a conversation and people are probably distracted trying to read all the names on screen. So these are names of people who signed a petition to bring back Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben. Okay, interesting. That's a lot of people. I know it's a lot of people.

There's two separate groups of people There's the ones up top and the fancier box and then the ones below and I think the ones in the fancier box want Both of them to come back, but the ones in lower box just miss Uncle Ben's rice They just miss uncle they don't really care about Andrew Mime all too much No, which I feel like is a little misogynistic in its roots Yeah, but it's come to be expected um if you guys want to sign the petition you can go to patreon.com Super mega and you can get your patreon.com slash supermega and you can get your name in the next episode

on one of these lists. Yes sir. So thank you so much for supporting us on Lay Patreon. You guys rule. And you don't drool. You don't drool, that's for sure. And you're pretty cool. And you were gonna say.

I was gonna say that right now on Patreon, there is some good behind the scenes stuff for the surfing sketch that we recently released. There's a lot of the assets in graphics that were made. You can see the full resolution versions of those. And look at the little Easter eggs. And using a macro lens, we each took a picture of the seam of our nutsacks. So you can't really tell what it is just at a first glance, but kind of you know

it's like it's like a like a like a Like a hilly plane. Yeah, it's like was kind of almost brownish like blurry and We didn't take it a ratio did for us. Why is the seam there? I've always wondered that it's like it's split perfectly down the middle. It's like your body was it's like someone sewed you up Yeah, when the Lord was making you those were gonna be our pussy lips weren't they? That's exactly it. That's why there's the scene And they fuse together. We'll be back next week. I want to talk to Matt about something.