Table Manners with Jessie and Lennie Ware - S13 Ep 23: Table Manners Live : Question Time pt. 2

Episode Date: July 27, 2022

We had the Mercury nominated (!!!) Self Esteem, Rebecca Lucy Taylor join us in Birmingham and finished with Julian Clary & Vanessa Feltz in London - fabulous guests, fabulous audiences. In this final instalment of Table Manners live, we round up the series with some more of our favourite audience questions from Birmingham & London.Dr Alex makes an appearance & Rebecca roams the audience a la Debbie McGee!Influencer mum gets asked about her go to lipstick shade & I talk about hangover cures. It’s all in there. Enjoy! x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and welcome to Table Runners. I'm Jessie Ware and who are you? I'm Lenny, your mother, in case you forgot. Thankfully this is our last episode for a while. Shut up with the thankfully! Because we're off on holidays together so I can't get away from you. Thankfully I'm having eight days on my own to read before the onslaught of a million people. And maybe my passport won't even come back in time so who knows but we're off on holidays and we'll be back after the summer with an absolute

corker of a lineup for the new season what is it season 14 now this episode is the final chapter of the table manners the live shows it features questions from the second half of our live show, which was all Q&A and just a big old hoot. Last week's episode featured the Q&A from Edinburgh and Manchester and this week it's from Birmingham and our finale shows at the London Palladium. So let's hear Birmingham first, though, where our guest Rebecca, or as she's also called, Self Esteem,

ran around with the mic Debbie McGee style and we loved her for it right okay somebody had a really good question lots of people have emailed in by the way thank you so much um what's the worst thing about zoom podcast well to be honest they kept us going through lockdown they kept me sane because I thought I was going mad. I think the worst thing was that we couldn't be in the same room as someone. Dan Levy. Dan Levy, yeah. That really was a kicker. Michael Bublé, that was a kicker.

Somebody messaged, by the way, saying, has Michael Bublé actually listened to your music since the thing? I don't know who sent that message, but I don't think he's got time to be listening to me, but I'm still hoping I'm on that Christmas record. But, yeah. Yeah, no, that was very, very funny when he didn't know that I was a singer, a professional singer.

Sorry, spoiler for the Michael Buble episode, but he was lovely. He was very charming. I liked him a lot. Would you consider, anonymous, joining Celebrity Gogglebox if you were asked? You absolutely need to. In fact, we've been asked to do Celebrity Gogglebox twice. What do you feel about it, Mum?

I've had to hold back, Jess. We have to hold a little bit of mystique here. I'm just scared that they might not edit me which I probably need editing that is the thing we are in control of this edit channel 4 could fuck us over we don't know do you know what I mean

bit frightened of that so we're not ready yet somebody had a question about the royal family which I thought would be right up your street, Mum. Somebody messaged you, and I'm going to say this not verbatim, but somebody said, if you were going to have a dinner party, and please, I'm apologising because I can't find it,

but you were going to have a dinner party, and you could invite any royal family member, who would you invite, Mum? Meghan. Prince Andrew. Fuck off. No. Well, I'm team Meghan, so...

Yeah. Is she still royal? Yeah. So I think I'd have Meghan. I would too. Have we become besties with any celebs you've met through the podcast? Well, you do all the time.

I convinced Stacey Dooley to move up the road from me, and I really believe that was after us giving her River Cafe chicken, that she thought she'd get another meal from me, and actually she hasn't yet, but bless her. I really love Stace. She's a friend of mine. Yeah. Who else?

I would be besties with Yanis from Foles, because he drinks so much. It was perfect. And Stanley Tucci. Jessie and Lenny from Pat. Where does the best bagels in London? Well, mum doesn't believe that there are any good bagels in London.

State Fair Manchester! State Fair Manchester? That's where we had them the other day. Were you at Manchester? We were there on Sunday morning and Auntie Susan was like, there's no queue.

And it was like a massive thing. Yeah, State Fair's very good. Yeah. Very good. Do you like the hard or the soft?

Always hard. That's what she said. Thank you very much. Yep. Question for Jessie. Lewis. Oh, Lewis, you've been checking

my Instagram in half time. How excited are you to be supporting Harry Styles in Chicago for his tour? I mean, listen, let's just try and get the Harry Styles table manners special. And then we've got, yeah, that would be fabulous, hey? Yeah, I'm thrilled. Wouldn't you be? I get to look at that beautiful man for six nights or five nights. Who knows? Right. So, I'm going to say your name wrong. I'm so sorry.

Shoaab? Shau? Fuck, sorry. Okay. Who's the biggest? What's your name? Shoaab. Shoaab. I got it right then the first time. Hi, Shoaab. Who's the biggest... Liam! What's your name? Showab. Showab.

I got it right then the first time. Hi, Showab. You're all right. Who's the biggest star who's turned you down? And why didn't you bag Liam Gallagher when you met him on Jewels? Mr. Trick to convert the football lads. Mum didn't want Liam Gallagher. No.

Not that we would... I don't think we even got near him. He's very rude. And you're not calling self-esteem cocky. I think... Adam Packer, I spoke to your brother this morning. Where are you? Five rows from the front.

Hi, Adam. Hello. Hello, Adam Packer. Hi, Adam. That's Darren's brother. Fuck off. Are you good at building stuff too? Yeah, he did my roof. Oh, Adam Hacker. That's Darren's brother. Fuck off. Yes. Are you good at building stuff too? Yeah, he did my roof.

Oh, yeah. Hi, Adam. You all right? Hi, Adam. Thanks for coming. That's all right. Nice to see you. Nice to see you too.

Right. Vegan question. Hello, Sophie. Lenny, if you had a last supper and it had to be vegan, what would you have? Have you experimented more with plants through the series? Helo Sophie. Lenny, os oes gennych chi ddod o hyd i'r ddiweddion a bod yn rhan o fod yn vegan, beth fyddwch chi'n ei gael? A ydych chi wedi profi mwy gyda plant trwy'r seriwm? Rwy wedi. Nid yn vegan. Mae cail yn fy ffavourit iawn. Rwyf wedi sylweddoli fy mod i wedi gorfod bod yn fwy llesiant a chroi a phwysau mwy o bwyd...

Pam ydych yn sgwyddo?...gyda'r gwael. well, be more sustainable and try and eat more food without... Why are you laughing? ..without meat. No, I'm not going to eat kale over my last supper. It'll be the last thing I'm going to bloody eat. In fact, I invited a chef to come and give us cooking lessons to do vegan cookery, because I'm so rubbish at it and I want to get better.

So when I've done that cookery because I'm so rubbish at it and I want to get better. So when I've done that cookery course, I'll tell you what I'm going to be having as my last supper with a vegan meal. Oh my God, this is quite funny. Holly Mack, where are you? Oh, come on. Don't be like that when you've got a fucking shady question. How did you feel trying to get a word in with Billy Porter? Was he smashed off his small vagina nothing to add thanks he do you remember i made him a dutch baby you did and he um actually did talk a lot jess do you remember he did talk a lot, Jess. Do you remember? He did talk a lot, but we liked that in a guess.

Bitch. He said bitch a lot. Yeah, he did say bitch a lot. Every sentence was, I'm telling you, bitch. It was, yeah, but he was lovely. No, he was really lovely. No, he was amazing. He was amazing. Absolutely wonderful.

Listen, I'm going to take it to the audience because Rebecca has the mic. Has anyone not written something down that has something that they have burning to ask us? Because Rebecca's very excited about holding the mic. This is a testament to me. I'm like, I'll do the mic. Team player, this one.

I'm getting paid. Who wanted to ask? Go on. It's very hard with the glow. Hello, what's your name? Kira. Hi, Kira. How are you?

I flew over from the States to come see you. No, you didn't. Yeah. Thank you. Where have you come from? Well, I'm originally from New York, New Jersey area, but I live in Maine. I'm a primary school teacher.

You're poor children. What are they doing this week? Who cares? Making Mother's Day. In the States, we have Mother's Day this Sunday, so they're making Mother's Day cards. Talking about. I love this. You chose Birmingham because it is a hot spot for culinary delight.

It's amazing. Why did you choose Birmingham? Well, I'm just here for the evening. I'm actually staying in Manchester. We came in this morning to go see Little Mix tomorrow night. Amazing. Yeah. I love it.

Lenny, Little Mix. And then going to see the Man City game on Sunday. What? I know. I'm surrounded by Brummies. I'm sorry. I love... Thank you for coming to see us. I really enjoy it. So I've noticed that, like, surrounded by brummies. I'm sorry. I love... Thank you for coming to see us.

I've really enjoyed it. So, I've noticed that, like, Lenny especially, you've been able to, like, really pick out a lot of spices when you're cooking and such. And I've started listening to the podcast because living by myself and cooking by myself at the beginning of the pandemic was just really boring. And I couldn't call my mum all the time because she has a...

Is that your... Was your mum right here? Yeah. Are you, so do you live in the States too? Are you both massive Little Mix fans? No, she knows nothing about Little Mix. Okay, right, okay, fair enough. I've kind of just dragged her about so she's been, she's just a great partner but how have you been, like when you go to restaurants and such, how do you, like do you, when you find a like a dish you really enjoy, are you able to kind of distinguish some of the spices or something that they've done? Because I just went to an Indian restaurant, and I've been trying to get into Indian cooking myself. Again, I'm an American. I realize I'm kind of just, like, going the stereotype and talking forever.

We love an American for audience participation. Thank you. We love it. Appreciate it. Loos, Cariola. We love it. Appreciate it. Loosens everyone else up. Okay, great. So, you know, trying to get into the spices and stuff, and Lenny, you were so open about trying different kind of cuisines. How did you start to

kind of get into... Have you really been listening since like season 10 or something? Because she's fucking stubborn. I do try hard. No, that's what I'm saying. You've opened yourself up, I meant, as to cuisines over the last couple of years. So how did you start to get into making the leap and kind of like, because sometimes you have to buy

like a whole new cabinet of spices and such. So how do you start to figure out where you get going and how you kind of... I think I just read the recipe to be perfectly frank. But I want to know, there's one spice that really divides everyone and that's coriander. That's not a spice,

it's a herb. It's kind of, you can have it dry, can't you? Some people hate it. Who loves coriander here? Who absolutely hates it? Clara Amfo calls it the devil's herb. Who loves coriander here? Who absolutely hates it? Yeah. Clara Amfo calls it the devil's herb.

She will not have any of it. I think that... Jessie's better at spices than me. No, but I think... I'm answering my mum's question, but I think you just need to... If there's... Start with a couple of books,

especially with, like, Indian cuisine, I don't feel like you touch. No, I don't. That's like, I think, hard to do well. We never cook it on the podcast. But I think you just need to kind of marry yourself to a couple of recipe books that you feel like you like, you feel

excited by. Of course, obviously, there's a very good book. It's a very good cookbook. Yeah. Thank you. Best's a very good cookbook. Yeah. Thank you. Best hangover cure from Tilly? I don't get hangovers. She just drinks again. I'm so used to it.

I felt rapey on Monday, and I got myself a wag of mummers, and I hated myself a little bit. No, nothing to clap about with that. Nothing, nothing. I hated myself. I watched Real Housewives of to clap about with that. Nothing, nothing. I hated myself. I watched Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and I didn't feel better.

I had to take a fucking night nurse. You didn't have a cold though. I didn't, but I needed to knock myself out because I had the most horrendous headache. This is from Joel. Do you have a song that reminds you of a good, bad, funny food memory? Hmm. Hold on. Ask him what his is. Joel, what's yours? Where are you? Joel, have you got one? I kind of remember being

in Australia, so I remember a lot of Black Eyed Peas at the time, so about 2009. What's the song? I Got a Feeling. Great song. Fill up my cup. That's all tough. A lot of flashbacks of just drink. So, tequila. Okay. Well, that's a lovely memory.

Okay. So, if we're talking about, I remember my brother, who is now T-Total, at his bar mitzvah. It was when S Club 7's Reach was the song his bar mitzvah, it was when S Club 7's Reach was the song for bar mitzvahs. And at every bar mitzvah, I don't know if we've got any Jews in the audience. Oh. Are you shy Jews or embarrassed?

I don't know. Right, hello, hello. But at bar mitzvahs in the early noughties... We played a lot of Black Eyed Peas, I think. Mazzletooth. It was S Club 7. early noughties we played a lot of black eyed peas i think no but it was um it was s club seven reach for the stars and um we are family no that was sister sledge yeah that wasn't yeah okay that was just us but anyway so um my brother so drunk at the age of 13 on this chair a bit lopsided with a wig that was lopsided,

going reach for it. It was kind of quite an awkward situation. Your first dance that you wanted. There's a mother-son first dance that you have at a bar mitzvah. It's dancing in the moonlight. Well, it was going to be. What was it? Shanice, I Love Your Smile.

I love that one. Great song. Yeah. Like mum just looking at, I love your smile. It's a bit weird. It's a bit weird. It was a bit weird to have a planned dance to I Love Your Smile at Alex's bar mitzvah. What's the song that you're going to do for me, mum?

Darling, I'm going to have to think about that now. Shut Up and Drive. Yeah. Shut up of your face. What's the matter you? Do you remember Shut up of your face? Yeah, no, I do. Thank you so much.

Alex gets I love this more and I get shut up of your face. Next up are the questions from the London Palladium. Who would have thought that when we started this podcast in our kitchen that we would end up on stage for two nights at the London Palladium? Mum, it was a pinch yourself moment and we had so much fun. Yeah, I had to identify where they kept the defibrillator first just in case I took a turn because it was scary seeing, with the lights on, seeing 2,000 seats.

Well, let's get straight to it. Starting us off is an excellent question. This is a good one. Joseph. Lenny, who's your favourite child? Oh, wow. I know it's not me, so it's fine. You're all my favourites, darling. Thanks, wow. I know it's not me, so it's fine. You're all my favourites, darling. Thanks, Mum. But the very special one is carrying a microphone. Yeah, well, you know what? He's here and...

Because... Where are you, Alex? Dr Alex? Can you... You don't hide now. Where are you? Come to the front, Al. Is he coming?

I can't see you. Where are you? Wow. Alex, this is, come to the front so everyone can see you up there. Jessica. This is Dr. Alex, everyone. Turn around, say hello to your audience who are all interested in if you're still single yes he is

Alex have you got a mic with you okay no don't run away you're doing a job a question in the audience? Oh, wait! No, no, no, no, no. What's his number? I'll give it to you after. Has anyone got a question over here? Oh, hello. Lady in the... Stand up so everyone can see you and introduce yourself. Oh, don't be shy. Look at your fabulous outfit. You're not shy. Come on. We all know you

like to bake. What's your favourite thing to bake? Oh, a question for Alex. Oh, OK. We'll get home, Jess. Go on, Al. Project. Well, we all know about the banana bread. Ignore him, darling.

You actually are good at banana bread. You are good. Just not that time. You were saving lives that evening, darling. What did he expect? What else do you like to cook, Al? What do you think my best thing is? Oh.

I think those... Do you remember those elderflower cupcakes? They were good. They're in the book if you want the recipe. And the funny thing about those elderflower cupcakes, it looks like they split and you're like, this is not going to work. But they work quite well, don't they, Al? Yeah. Mae'n ddiddorol. Mae'n ddiddorol. Mae'n ddiddorol. Mae'n ddiddorol. Mae'n ddiddorol. Mae'n ddiddorol. Mae'n ddiddorol.

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Mae'n ddiddorol. Mae'n ddiddorol. Mae'n ddiddorol. Mae'n ddiddorol. Mae'n ddiddorol. Mae'n ddiddorol. Mae'n ddiddorol. who is in the audience tonight, that we did for Nigella. Do you remember? And you did two because you're so OCD that you had to do two and meticulous and we appreciate it. So I ate one before she came over just to check it was okay. She wrote me a note. She did, yeah. What did it say, Al? You were fabulous.

Have you kept it? Yes. Alex, what did you think yn eich meddwl am Vanessa Phelts? Hyfryd. Beth fyddwch chi wedi'i bwydio am Vanessa? rhywbeth â chustard. Ie, iawn iawn iawn iawn iawn iawn. Iawn, iawn, yn ôl at y cwestiynau.

Carly sy'n dweud, the most in the best or worst way? I think Ed Miliband. We were really impressed by him. He was so funny. He was. And flirty. And yeah, he did invite me to go swimming in Hampstead Ponds with him. Yeah. And was that with clothes or without?

Without. Yeah. Okay. I think it was an open invitation to most of the world, but I felt impressed. No, I didn't get an invite to that. You didn't? Absolutely didn't. It was, Lenny, please go naked swimming with me in Hampstead.

Well, a bit like that, yes. Oh, Anonymous says, cheese on fish fingers sandwiches, yes or no? Mae Thomas yn dweud, ysgwyd ar ffingau ffis, ysgwydau? Ie neu na? Ie. Wel, rwy'n teimlo'n deall... Rwy'n caru'r ffis yma yn y McDonald's. Beth mae'n ei enw? Ffis filet.

Ffis filet. Ac mae hynny'n cael lles o sgwyd, ond yn ddewr. Ond, yn anodd, nid oedd y peth anodd i mi gael y Brit y flwyddyn diwethaf. Roedd yn ystod pan roeddem yn mynd i'r... Ymgynghori... Ie, roedd hynny'n gair. I lost the Brit last year. It was that when we went for our commiseratory... Yeah, was that a word? We went for our Maccy D's after, me and my manager. And he said, what do you want?

I was very pregnant at the time and I just lost the Brits and I just had to wait four hours to be told that and I was tired and very pregnant. So I ordered a cheeseburger, 12 nuggets, and a fish filet. The fish filet was cold, and it really has put me off. So that's the sad thing. Darling. Right, so a big shout-out to Lenny from a fellow social worker,

and that's somebody called AW. Thank you very much to all the social workers. Thank you. How many social workers in the room tonight? Hey! And they're out there because they don't get paid enough. That's right. Lenny, who would be your dream male guest?

Can we just take a guess who she's gonna say first? Who? I've heard one that is correct. Dream guest? No. Oh, that would not be my dream guest. Channing Tatum. Is that the magic mic? Yeah, that's the Magic Mike bloke. No. Who? Leonardo DiCaprio? Not anymore, maybe you know. In Romeo and Juliet times. I think I'm a bit old for him. You're a bit old for him.

Marcus Rashford, very good. Front row, A+. You may be invited to do the quiz later. My favourite Marcus, yeah. William... Mae'n dda iawn. Rôl ymlaen. A plus. Efallai y byddwch chi'n cael eich cymryd y cwiz yna. Yr Marcus fy ffwrdd, ie. Fodd bynnag, bydd fy ffrind Sue Leifer yn gwybod y bydd Saul o'r cwbl ffwrdd hefyd yn fy nhymerod. Mae hi'n ceisio fy ffwrdd gyda rhywun sy'n edrych fel Saul am yr holl amser rydw i wedi ei wybod hi, ac nid yw hynny wedi cael ei gyflawni. Nid yw hynny'n ymarferol arweinydd? Nid. O, iawn. for the whole of the time I've known her. Isn't that the chief rabbi? No.

Oh, okay. William says, who is the biggest gay icon? Actually, I don't want to get into this. Jessie, Lenny or Vanessa? Please don't shout out because you'll crush my dreams. I think the sequins one, darling. The sequins one. Oh, wow, you are so rude tonight.

I'm not going to answer that one about Holly or Phil either. Thank you. And I think that probably was for Vanessa. I'm going to... Whilst you look on the pad, I'm going to see if anybody else has any questions in the audience. We have... I don't know if we've got somebody in the circles doing it.

Tully. All right, we'll bring it back down to the... Oh, you have got one over here? OK, wait, we're going to get a mic on you, OK? Sorry, I'm first. Gwneud ymlaen at y... O, mae gennych un ar hyn o'r blaen. Iawn, wyt, rydyn ni'n mynd i ddod â'r mic arnoch, iawn? Mae'n ddrwg, rwy'n gyntaf. Beth ydych chi? Gwneud ymlaen! Rydych chi'n awdurdodol, gweinidog. Gwneud ymlaen!

Dydw i ddim yn gallu'ch gweld chi. Dwi'n mynd i ffwrdd, dydw i ddim yn gwneud make-up. Beth ydych chi? Dwi yma, heno. Heno, heno. I can't see you. Am I going to know? I'm not wearing makeup. Where are you? I'm over here. Hello. Hello. Hello. Oh, okay.

Come into this stair bit so we can all see you. Because you said you would be one of those people that if somebody pushed in front of you in the queue, you'd be like... What are you doing? Am I right? I just wanted to know, who did you fancy the most? Because I listened to your Michael Bublé, and I was like, oh, my God.

Did you fancy Michael Bublé? By the sound of him, bloody hell, yeah. Yeah, you know what? He was very charming. He was a bit like your favourite Club Med rep. Do you know what I mean? How tall was he? I thought he was very tall, but then I Googled it after, and he's actually quite short. Rydw i'n gwybod. Sut oedd ei hwy? Roeddwn i'n meddwl ei fod yn hollol hwy, ond wedyn gwylio'r ffynnydd ar ôl, ac mae'n eithaf hir.

Mae'n anodd. Iawn, ond... Mam, beth oeddech chi'n ffansi? Beth oeddech chi'n gweld sut oedd ei hwy? Roedd e ar Zoom. Nid oedd, gwylio'r ffynnydd ar ôl. O, gwylio'r ffynnydd ar ôl. Ydy'n ddiddorol fy mod i wedi gwneud hynny? Beth oeddech chi'n ffansi'r mwyaf? Ymhlith ymhlith? Ymhlith yr holl gwestiynau. Oh, you Googled it after. Is that weird that I did that? Who did you fancy the most?

Between who? Between all of our guests. Fancy? Yeah. I don't know. If you want them for their humour, the comedians always win over, don't they? Because they're so funny, they'd make you laugh.

So, OK, Alan Carr or McIntyre? I think... Oh. LAUGHTER Alan Carr! Mae'n dda. Mae'n dda. Mae'n dda. Mae'n dda. Mae'n dda. Mae'n dda. Mae'n dda. Mae'n dda. Mae'n dda. Mae'n dda.

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Nid oedd, roedd e'n eich puding yr oeddech chi'n ei wneud. Dwi'n meddwl y byddwn i wedi gwneud y bwtân gyda bwyd thematig Cymraeg. Felly, fe wnes i ffwrdd o ffosg. Fe dwi'n meddwl, chi'n gwybod, mae'n hwy, mae'n byw ar ei ffosg ei hun, byddaf yn gwneud bwyd Cymraeg da iawn. Fe wnes i ffosg y ffosg mwyrang mwyrang mwyaf gyda ffosg ffosg. Roedd e'n byw ar ei fath ei hun. Mae'n gwneud bwyd Cymraeg iawn. Mae wedi gwneud y fwyd mwyr marang mwyaf. Gwydr â phassiwn. Mae'n ddewis. Mae'n ddewis iawn, ond rwy'n hoffi cioclet.

Rwy'n mynd i'w roi i lawr. Mae'n 80 a'i bod yn cael ei ddweud rhywbeth. I chi, mae'n debyg. Roedd yn ddisgybl. Doedden ni gael cioclet dwylo yn y tŷ. Roeddem yn ei gadael. Doeddwn i ddim yn ei ffansio. Roeddw i ddim yn ei ffansio. quite disappointed we didn't have any dark chocolate in the house and we let him down but I didn't fancy him I don't know did you fancy him there um not after that Jess yeah no any any more questions in the audience I'm Johnny first of all uh we all know that Jesse is a gay icon

but tonight Lenny is a gay icon come on I accept that I accept that. I accept that. Thank you very much. That's very kind of you. I love this podcast. I'm a huge fan. The question I have is what, Jessie, was the pitch to Lenny to get involved in the first place? Oh, my gosh. Because seriously, Jessie's a star, but Lenny has become...

It says it behind it. All right, stop saying it. Thank you. We get it, all right? Jesus. So what was the pitch for Lenny to get involved in the first place? Because, Lenny, you're a shy, retiring character. You were a social worker. Jesse, do you hear this, darling? Yeah. So what was...

Listen to the man. What was the pitch? What was the pitch? Okay, the pitch was... Was there a pitch, darling? There was not much of a pitch. It was like laying... I don't know.

Well, once I discovered what a podcast was, which I didn't really know what it was, o bwys. Roedd yn ymlaen yn ystod... Dwi ddim yn gwybod. Wel, unwaith roeddwn i wedi datblygu beth oedd podcast, dydw i ddim yn gwybod beth oedd. Roedd Jessie yn fy ymwneud i bwysio am gyflwyr ac roeddwn i'n sefyll yn y sylweddol, yn llythio ac yn bwysio, yn trafod yr holl bobl ffamogol hyfryd honno. Wel, y peth yw, pan oedd yr holl bobl ffamogol hyfryd hyfryd yn dod, roedd gen i big o beth i'w ddweud. Ychydig o beth? Felly, fe wnes i eistedd i lawr gyda nhw ac fe ddechreuodd siarad.

Dyna sut mae hynny wedi digwydd. Ac roedd hi wedi dweud, roedd hi wedi dweud, wrth gwrs, ffant, bydd yn help you become a presenter for this morning. Yeah. That was her main ambition for me. Also, one last thing I want to say. Yeah. Sorry, is that someone who's worked in broadcasting for a little while, I wanted to master shout out to producer Alice, who is amazing.

We don't get to see or hear her enough. She is wonderful. And what a great night she's been. We love her so much. Alice makes us sound good because we do record it for about two, two and a half hours and she edits it down to about an hour, which makes us sound fantastically funny and very snappy and quick-witted,

but it's all condensed, which is why it probably doesn't sound the same now. You've now seen how it really is. Genevieve, what's the best red lipstick? Ruby Tuesday, Max Factor. Oh, and you all thought she was going to say Ruby Woo Mac, didn't you? No. No?

Okay, what's your magic chicken soup ingredient? Justine says hers is Marmite. Ooh. But are we talking, like, Jewish penicillin, y gân hwn? Ie. Ychydig? Sôr bwyd. Ie, byddai'n ddew. Ychydig o ymami, yn dda?

Mae'r tŷn yn rhoi tomatw yn. Ie, roedd hyn yn rhywbeth... Mae'r tŷn yn rhoi tomatw yn. Oherwydd ei mab dweud hi'n ei wneud hynny. Roedd rhywun wedi dweud wrthi'n dweud wedi rhoi gwrs yn ei gwmpas o fwyd. Nid oedd hynny'n ei wneud. Mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n dweud, mae'n d Stop! Stop! I'm coming to you in a bit. This one is from Charlotte. And she says, please can you give a shout-out to Rach, who is an NHS hero.

Worked throughout the whole of COVID. Actually, you know what? Lights up a bit, please. Rach, where are you? Oh, wow. Where are you? O, wow, ble ydych chi? Dwi ddim yn gwybod... Hei! Ble ydych chi, Rachel? Ydych chi yno? Ydych chi yno?

Ydych chi yno? Yr un hwn neu'r un hwn? Gwnewch e. Diolch. Ac rydych chi'n gweithio gyda fy mab, yn y debyg. Ac ydy'n ymdrinol o'i fod yn ddynol? Mae'n hyfryd. Nid yw hynny'n dweud ei fod yn dda, ond mae hynny'n dda.

O, sylwad. Ie, diolch. Diolch, Rachel. Ac rwy'n siŵr bod llawer o bobl eraill sy'n gweithio yma yn y GIG. Beth ydych chi? Gwladwch. Gwladwch. Gwladwch. Gwladwch. Diolch. Diolch. Diolch. Diolch. Diolch. Diolch. Diolch.

Rydych chi i gyd yn wych. Diolch. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You're all amazing. Thank you. Now, we would really like to chat to you in the audience. Should we take some questions? Please forgive me. I haven't had a pedicure. And I know it's a bit Joss Stone, but I need to do it. Otherwise, I'll never get down here. Right.

Has anyone got any questions that haven't written in and we're going to get some mics on you? Somebody down here Alice. Right, stand up, what's your name? My name's Rachel. Oh hi Rachel. Lenny, where's your jumpsuit from? I'm sorry, oh Wallace. It's my favourite. Sorry, oh, Wallace. It's my favourite. Of course. It's beautiful.

Get her a deal already, OK? OK, we've got some more people down here, but this person was in front, and I know your quality, I'm sure your quality... What's your name? I'm Dean. Hi, Dean. Hi, Jessie. Hi.

Oh, please, stop, enough. So, after you said that you went to the Kylie concert you could never get another t-shirt? No stop stop stop! I got yours. No no no! You're the best Dean! Especially for you. Oh my god that's amazing! You are so kind!

That's for you. Mum look! It's Kylie and Jason! It's Jason and You are so kind. That's for you. Mum, look. It's Kylie and Jason. Oh, wow. That is honestly so sweet. Thank you, my sweet person. I love you. I love you.

That is amazing. Thank you. I'm going to text her because we have each other's numbers now. And I'm going to tell her about that. And she's going to'n bwtleg, rwy'n siŵr. Jessi, gallwch chi ei ddewis. Beth? Gallwch chi ei ddewis ar gyfer'r bwysig ddiwedd. O, myddiwch.

Ar gyfer'r bwysig ddiwedd, byddwn ni i gyd yn gwylio'r peth a gallwch chi ei ddewis eich t-shirt. O, y bwysig ddiwedd. Mae'n ddewis. O, ie, ie, oherwydd maen nhw'n gwneud hynny. Iawn, a oes gennych chi unrhyw gwestiynau eraill, Mam, y byddwch chi wedi'u gwneud? Mae rhywun yn gofyn i mi am fy nghyfforddiad o'r gynnydd. Mae rhywun yn gofyn i mi am fy nghymorth ymddygiad. Beth yw'ch nghymorth ymddygiad? Wel...

Rydw i'n gweithio ar rydw i'n gweithio ar rydw i'n gweithio ar rydw i. Rydw i'n gweithio ar rydw i. Rydw i'n gweithio ar rydw i. Rydw i'n gweithio ar rydw i. Beth yw'r rytw i? Rydw i'n gweithio ar rydw i. That's it. No, what is it? Boots wipes. But I do spend a lot on the rest of it because my lovely Rachel got me... I bought that special serum

that's supposed to make me look 10 years younger than me. Yes, day-order, advanced night repair. And tomorrow I'm going to look 10 years younger. When did you start it? Yesterday. That's a great advert for Estee Lauder. Yeah, tomorrow I'm just going to look great. Do you think I look all right tonight? You look beautiful SA London. Ie, dyma ddwylai, mi fyddwn i'n edrych gwych. Ydych chi'n meddwl fy mod i'n edrych iawn heno?

Mae'n edrych gwych, mam. Diolch, oes hi. Yn union. A mae hi hefyd yn unig. Rwy'n hoffi'r un hwn. Tracy, Ellie a Jess Cohen. Shalom. Beth yw'ch gair Yiddish ffavorit? Cwestiwn da. Beth yw Boyoch? What's your favourite Yiddish word? Good question. What's boy-uh? Oh, my boy-uh is playing up.

Is that what you say? I do like that. That's a very good one. Boy-uh is good. What's your name? Lois, that's my middle name. Hello. All right. Okay, so my favourite one would be, what do we call my son? A lobos. A lobos, yeah. Lois, dyna fy enw cymdeithasol! Helo! Felly, fy un ffavorit yw...

Beth ydyn ni'n ei alw'n fy mab? Elobus. Elobus, ie. Elobus! Mae fy mab yn Elobus. Yr un fach. Ysgrifennwch beth yw Elobus. Mae'n ffordd o berson ffosgol mawr.

Gwyddo fawr, sy'n ddiddorol. Ond dyma'r gwlad. Beth yw'r gair arbennig i chi, Mam? Wel, rwy'n credu, ar hyn o bryd, mae'n Svitsing. Ie, Svitsing. Mae rhywun sy'n ei gael yma, Al. Ie, mae'n rhaid i chi ddod i fyny. Hi.

Cynhyrchu Louise, beth yw eich enw? Chloe. Helo. Cynhyrchu Louise. Beth yw'ch enw? Chloe. Helo Chloe. Rwy'n hoffi wybod beth yw'r farni mwyaf rydych chi wedi cael? Ydw chi ddau. Mae cwpl. O. Ni ddim yn cael fawr o argwmynion. Nid ydym wedi... Roedd un cyn... Roedd un cyn bod gennych chi'r fath. Oherwydd nid oeddwn i'n bod yn ymddygiadol fel y gallwn fod. Roeddech chi'n sgwyddo arna i gyda'r ffaith bod i'id oeddwn i'n bodoli'n hyderus iawn fel y gallwn i fod yn.

Roeddech chi'n sgwyddo arna i gyda'r ffaith ei bod yn ffrustrweddol iawn ei bod hi'n rhywbeth sy'n amlwg iawn. Roedd hi'n amlwg iawn. Ac roeddwn i'n sgwyddo iawn. Ac roeddwn i'n sgwyddo oherwydd dwi wedi dweud, o'r bwyd naturiol hwnnw a'r holl ffwrdd y byddwch chi wedi'u rhwngu, a... Ac mae hi'n hir. Ni fyddai hi'n siarad â mi o hyd. Roeddech chi wedi anfon i mi fflwryd. Roeddwn i wedi anfon, gyda Hannah, roedd hi'n rhaid i ni eu cyr hi'n siarad â mi o hyd. Fe wnaethoch chi anfon llyfrau i mi.

Roedd hi'n rhaid i Hannah eu cyflwyno i mewn i'r tŷ, oherwydd roeddwn i'n rhyfeddol iawn i ddod i mewn. Ond roeddwn i'n rhoi'r gwybod wrth i mi ddweud pan oedd fy mab yn oedol. Roeddech chi'n dweud wrth i mi ddweud pan oeddech chi'n ysgrifennu ac fe wnaethoch chi ddweud wrth i mi ddweud, rwy'n mynd i ysgrifennu, dydw i ddim am glywed o chi hyd i mi fod yn oedol. Ond rwy'n golygu bod unrhyw un sy'n rhoi'r nôl i'w gyrff yma, hear from you till she's born. But you know, I mean anybody that's given birth here, like you don't want any twinges, any updates. You're like, I'm in it. Leave me alone. You'll see a picture in a bit.

So that was one. But then obviously the one with Paul McCartney was horrendous. It was so excruciating. I'm so mad. And anyone who hasn't listened to that episode yet, it honestly, thank God, he thought it was brilliant.

Because I was like, this is hell. It wasn't my fault, Jessie. It was Mary. Throwing Mary McCartney under the bus. Mary kept talking to me and you kept telling me to shush. I couldn't tell Paul's daughter to shush, could I? You have pointed at the wrong person, darling. No, you were both chatting. Roedd yn siarad â fi ac roeddech chi'n cadw i siarad. Roedd hi'n siarad. Roeddwn i ddim yn gallu ddweud i'r gwaith o'r mab Paul i siarad. Roeddwch chi'n cyfeirio'r person sy'n anghywir, o'i ddarlun. Roeddwch chi'n siarad â'i gilydd iawn ac roedd yn bwynt bwysig pan oedd Paul McCartney yn dweud stori am fandwg a chwblhau a'i bwysig.

Ac roeddem ni'n cael dim ond wythnos gyda'i. Ac rwy'n credu'r hyn a oedd yn ei ddangos yn fawr iawn... Yn wir, roedd yn barneu mawr. A'r hyn a oedd yn fawr iawn i'w ddangos... ...w'n i, yw nad yw pobl yn ymdrech fel hynny o'r cyfrif. Mae'n fwyl. Felly, mae'n dweud, mae fy ngad yn fach. Mae'n sych am hyn.

Ac mae'n yno yn ymwneud â hynny. And I'm sick of this. And he's just there being like... I think the thing for lots of people... Now, Paul, I think, didn't really realise what he was doing. He'd been told by Mary, his daughter, who was a huge fan of the podcast, to do it. And it was an honour to have them both on. But I think a lot of people that come on the podcast, I think they think that it's scripted. And it's not.

It's not. As you can see. So, yeah, that was a big old Barney. Has anybody else got a question? Oh, my gosh. Hi. God. Hello.

Oh, God. Sorry. Where are you? I have a theatre background, so I project. Where are you? I'm here. Okay. Hiya. Hi. Love you so much. Oh Where are you? I'm here. Okay, hiya. Hi, love you so much.

Oh, thank you. I came all the way from America for this show. Oh, wow, thank you. I'm kidding, I live here. Lenny. Lenny. Lenny. Lenny, my dear.

Turning to you. I can't see you. He's there. I'm. Lenny, my dear. Turning to you. I can't see you. It's really weird. I'm here. Where, Jessie? I can come closer and have some soup. That'd be fine. Lenny, what does it feel like to have had your daughter turn you into a gay icon? What does that feel like for you?

You're welcome. Pretty weird. Oh, what fun we had at the london palladium darling when julian clary told us about the wall of fame which i looked outside and saw it he said you only had to headline for two nights no three to get up there three nights yes we're just one more night off oh we'll have to do another show and then we'll be up there, darling, with Judy and Clary and Shirley Bassey. Oh my God, amazing. Well, that's it for this season. Thank you

so much for everyone listening to it. It's been a long old season. It's gone from January we started recording it to now. So, yeah, God. Yeah, in the autumn, I'm going to start cooking lots of fabulous new recipes I've been studying for our fabulous guests in the autumn.

I think people are going to be so surprised and excited about who we've got coming up. But whilst we're off for a few weeks, please do email us at hello at tablemannerspodcast.com. If you do have any suggestions, people that you're desperate for us to have on, we do listen to you sometimes and we just want to know.

We're excited about the guests we've got and there's room for plenty more, so let us know what you think. Have a wonderful summer, everyone, and we can't wait to get cooking again and hopefully I'll pull my weight a bit more this time, Mum. Sorry. Okay, darling, the postman's just come.

I need to go. Okay, all right. Everyone, have a great summer this time, Mum. Sorry. Okay, darling, the postman's just come. I need to go. Okay, all right. Everyone, have a great summer. Bye, Mum. Oh, shit.