Tell Em Steve-Dave - #300: Git 'Em to the Chapel

Episode Date: August 12, 2016

Tell 'Em Steve Dave celebrates their 300th podcast episode with the unholiest of ceremonies, the marriage of Git 'Em Steve Dave. Music: Vicky Pezza - Gitem Superstar

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Get him, Steve Dave. Get him, Steve Dave. Get him, Steve Dave. Get him, Steve Dave. Get him, Steve Dave. Somebody had come up to you and said that guy gave them Steve Dave. Woo! Yeah, that was the only thing they said was, woohoo! But do you seem pretty normal? Yes.

Aside from... Did he? A side-from- Well, it's abnormal. But I think in another world, me and Gidham would be doing it together. Gidham Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this very special edition of Tellum Steve Dave number 300 boys. Well congratulations.

Yeah, congratulations to you. Now Walt wanted to get started and now he's texting. I thought of a good gift for you guys. Unfortunately, I thought of it today. So you won't, you won't still come in. Yeah, let's hope it comes, but yeah. I see a look in Walt's eyes, like, I mean, number 300 with six years now

Yeah, a look in wall ties like you you're supposed to be dead by now I don't think I'd be doing it this long But here we are the Nupials of Gidham Steve Dave who has recently like much like a heart worm Found like warmed his way into the hearts of the listeners. Yeah, just as poisonous, just as disgusting. Are you speechless? What the fuck? No, definitely. I mean, I think he's he's he's it's been a long hard road to get there and he could lose it like that. Right. Because what episode were you on where you were holding

the domain it was very early but I think that's Spanish fry on the overkills when I know that was Spanish fry was number seven on overkills but I'm not sure yeah it was a TST would yeah I don't know what that would be in tell him Steve Dave that would be like the second year in so wow it's been a while so for it took four years people to tolerate just like my real family well I just said it's 30 years and counting actually you don't know your real family that's true so we can't say that that they tolerate your adopted you don't know your real family yes right you will never know because they put possibly deep cover opportunities Right you will never know because they possibly deep cover opportunities

Salvo canals your brother I don't even want to interrupt you but I would love to cause I was just holding it in I just would love to describe what he looks like Because you look like a hobo with getting mad I feel like it's like the monopoly guy He's got a lot of time Look at the collar. Like the one collar is up above the... When you're in a tuxedo, but the jacket's 18 sizes do spawn.

The collar's to the end and the collar is shooting up over the bullseye. But then you have on what appears to be a top hat. You do look dressed up, but then if you start to just pay attention even in the slightest, you see that it's all full and full. You know, from a distance, right? He knows me as down below. He's got a cargo shorts and steel-tip war boots. You see these gray gloves. The G-shop roll watch.

All donated by wonderful listeners that a tile ensemble He looks like I drew ask jeez with my left hand The other description I heard was an illegitimate handsome cabbie I mean the hat was donated in the gloves in the bow tie by one listener, the jacket by another, the shirt by another. Wow. I mean, there is, I mean, basically everything you see here tonight has been donated by listener, so.

So it's like my real wardrobe. He could jump on a box card right after this and no one would blink. Yeah. This is missing. It was my pinball. Yeah, but we do love them without a doubt. There's no There's no more animosity we agree, right? No, I'm not for a while It's yeah, like that you genuinely count get him as a friend for all the rubbing we give him

So it's nice to be here with you on this After-hundredth episode and and this special day for you and one lucky lucky lady and his birthday and his birthday. Yes Okay, that was that was funny. How old are you 38? We reached 40 it man still a young man when you suggested that we do it today Yeah, he texted me back and goes you know what day it is. I was like yeah, it's gonna be a Thursday There's no it's my birthday and I'm like, I should know it's his birthday. Poor care. Poor change plans.

And, so as always, the stress follows when I found out it wasn't your first choice. I was suspected you were hatched. Yeah. Crossbreed of a chicken and reptilian. It's just, does he want to get right into the premise of the episode guys?

Just an LED shining out inside the egg. Do you guys want to get right into the premise and explain it to the listeners? Explain it to some. I'm sure you are here who have no idea what's going to happen. Hat room, let's get into it. Troy just came and dressed better than get him. That's right. That's right. That's what's up, Troy. He was gardening. Troy just brought down a drug-addle perp

and he still dressed better. That's all right. The 300th episode is going to be a combination of two things. The first thing is the gittem games. It's Brian, on one side and Q and the other, representing a 13% or a series of Gidem Steve Dave centric games for TSD town history as one of these potential suitors will vie for the hand

of Gidem Steve Dave into these towns of first wedding. Vy for the soil donated glove. Want to write off the bat and meet the two suitors? Let's meet them. Contestant number one is a chicken farmer from New Jersey. Let's say hello to Ashley. Now Walt I purposely, I say I hope you love the ladies did not think that I was being rude before the show. I purposely didn't want to talk to you because I'm famous.

Period. So I hope we were clear on that. If you want to talk to you after? The purpose of the mics are on. I will appear a congenial. No, I wanted to just question you and learn about you only on mic. So this is going to be interesting. Please don't mind that. I'm not talking. Well, you have any questions for a cue? A chicken farmer, huh? Yeah

What's what's involved with that how many chickens? 600 Holy shit So you just have like are they free range? We love chickens or fuck them. We were they all in one cage Like they go in it in light in their coop, but then you know, they let them out all day. Oh, okay. They're free range.

All right. How is it that this is amazing me like Staten Island bridge. You guys talk totally different South Jersey. I mean a couple exits on the parkway and you sound more like you're from like Philly or something, right? No. Have you been the Philly? Yes you do. I don't, I'm busy on this chicken farm.

So that's it. You're picking up a chicken. I just don't know. Is it a family farm? Or is it your own personal farm? It's not my own personal. So it's a family-owned farm? It sounds like somebody else.

I know what a family-owned farm. Yeah. Yeah. Oh! Oh! Oh! Family-owned farm sounds like somebody else. I know what a family-owned farm What are your duties on the chicken farm? Talk me through your day. Okay, well Like I have I actually have a full-time job. I don't like that's not my exclusive thing If you want to talk about that or you don't want to reveal I could reveal it if you want to know Well, I thought you if you want to reveal it. I don't want to reveal it. I don't want to reveal it Like my work place. Yeah, we're not using it. We're not using like last names or Okay, all right, so dust on the kids throwing up type stuff Yeah, comes with like little bags chicken feed

On the vomit and what you know jumping guys if you have any question What would happen if you combined a horse farm and a chicken farm? Would the chickens and the horses get get along or what there'd be problems. I think you're talking dynasty What they get alone? Yeah, chickens, they kind of just go off on their own. And the horses don't even have to worry about the horses eating the chickens or stepping on the chickens. I didn't think horses ate meat, do they?

If I get something, I think they'd do. Step around. I don't think they can. I don't think they can eat it. I'll not do more, I'm not getting married. How did you get into chicken problem? How long have you been doing it anymore now to get married. How did you get into chicken farm? How long have you been doing it? Well, my parents have been doing it since before I was born.

How old? 29. Oh, kid, I'm a younger, younger lady. Yeah. All right. Anybody else out? Do you form an attach? Can you tell chickens apart? I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Because they're just they kind of blend together. Is it is there any type of connections like do you feel like an emotional They just drop an answer you also do they have names now? Pretty much we just sell the Next We don't eat them ourselves, but we sell the chickens if somebody wants to kill them. Okay, like we don't kill for sport

You guys killed them with kindness. Yeah. Feel inside a twinge of guilt about the chicken flesh trade that you're involved in or no. Um, sometimes. Yeah, but it doesn't stop you. Yeah, she stayed. Yeah. Alright. And I guess what everybody really wants to know is why are you here? Honestly like when I first heard the idea I did laugh at off I'm like who the hell would do that? Yeah, then like couple nights I'm like there's 600 chicken Couple days later on it worked and then it kind of popped in my head again I'm like oh what the hell I'm not gonna get picked. I'm like there's no way they're gonna pick a janitor slash Chaggy farmer

I figure somebody like more interesting with right in again you are probably that's probably one of the most interesting things I've heard. Am I the only chicken farmer listener like that? Slash janitor? Yeah wow well if you marry you know yeah are you going all the way? Are you gonna consummate this this marriage? Oh you're talking about that. Yeah. See you guys how? We how I take those four to five hours to get out of that fucking tightness outfit. The hat alone is gonna take a hat out. You look like if I was walking down the street with my niece and you were walking toward me. I would cross, I would be like, let's go right now, hold my hand, crossing the street. I know that they- Now I'm going to be crossed by this man.

Okay, he probably has an organ and a monkey he looks like a fucked up magician who's one magic trick is making children's virginity disappear all right and I cue that's let's me contestant number two And I cue, let's me contestant number two. Oh, no. Oh, no. No. Contestant number two is also from New Jersey. And she's a student.

Let's say hello to Aaron. Aaron. Dasseless, Aaron. What are you up to? What are you up to? What are you up to? School teacher. School teacher.

School of the reads school? Elementary school, Yeah, how the benefits with that this is very important for you Will he be covered under the umbrella of your insurance? She saw us three years of session. Yeah, I'm like, I currently have none of things. Oh! Dental? I have dental, patient, dental, prescription, and... All the free chicken, you can eat. And all the chicken, and you can eat.

You have wings, bro. You'll bring the oil, you bring the chicken. Where's it where you always were, always locating where you're at? You'll never have to ever update it What's it called when you were you online or every time? Where you're reading oh No Frank three he used to do that all the time. What was it name of that? All right, so we're gonna ask the two suitors a let's tell us

Sorry, how old you A Lesh Sal has a lot of questions. We need a good, I'm sorry, Walter. How old are you? I'm 19. 19. Oh, that is exactly half of Getham's age. It is. Exactly today. What brought you here? What in your life allowed you to put yourself in a position where you may, by the end of this day,

he legally married to Getham's seed age? Forgot. Okay. I think that's why my piece is like that. He legally married to get him see Okay Had you ever met get him in person before today and upon seeing your your would-be Souter top line thoughts what he? We're gonna work on it. Oh really? You see him as a fixer upper. Not a fixer upper, but like,

as much as a tear down. I feel like he's gonna be like, I'm not gonna be standing there 600 checkouts. Okay, all right, but I just want to- My potential there, you think. Yeah. I had either of you seen him in the, in the, in the,

even a photo of getting a picture. Yeah, I know what he looked like. Okay, did you as well, Aaron? His Twitter pictures a lot. Okay, okay. That was a lot. Oh, yeah. It's true, a lot of people when they see Get Him pictures

again, they say, wow, he's a good looking guy. We've heard that over the years. And then they realize he's better look at a picture from 20 years ago. He doesn't look like a billionaire hobo when it's 30 years old. Now, Get Him have against my advice, you put on a little bit of weight in recent years. Yeah, well, no, it's because I listened to other advice. Everybody's a top-going athlete.

I stopped going to the flea market. Yeah, that's why I'm talking. All this stuff is so fucking cute. I still think you're very handsome. Oh, this is when you look like Matt Dillon here. Yeah, you're still a good looking guy. I wish you would stop before I flew. Well, that's still the same guy.

I know, but I can't wait to come to consciousness. I've not gotten more recent picture and I really spoke a lot like my older brother. Uh-oh. I'm going to greet you. I've already emailed Brian. Yeah. Couldn't hit on sent. Well, you don't sound very intense.

That's a very interesting one. I know. I know. I know. I know. I Couldn't hit on sent Well, you don't sound very intense She's very nervous. She's very nervous. I think that we could all do the mirror all friends already This is probably you never been on the pines anything that we can do to put you at ease at the top of this before we go forward Anything anything at all. Yeah, yeah, sure. Why don't you guys enjoy this as well? I have some pills out my truck I was at first. Hard to make her by love you don't fucking Oh, chicken, because I can't eat chicken.

Chicken strangling. That was fun. Oh, all right. All right. But wow, so how do your parents both do you feel about you possibly getting married today? I told my mother about it this morning. She was like, what the hell are you doing? She's like, what's the podcast?

That was exactly as she goes, I don't understand the point of a podcast, because she's like, you just listen to people talk, I'm like, pretty much. And I played her some classic ghetto moment. She was like, oh, actually, what would be a classic ghetto? Oh, I was talking about the bottle dump. And she was like, oh, she goes, so you know the woods and digs up bottles I said pretty much

In trying to make this work are you gonna gonna go out on it, like, together, and see if you guys connect, and then eventually possibly, like, move in together and have a life together? We gotta see what happens. But no one's ruling that out. I mean, you can turn out to not like each other, and then nix it, but you're also not ruling that out.

That you guys might end up having a life together, or something clicks. Yes, I mean, I don't really know him. Right, but they're also not ruling it out that you guys might end up having a life together or something clicks. Yes, I mean, I don't really know him. Right, but we all know that. So everything's on the table. Everything's on the table. Yeah, pretty much everything's on the table. Especially this box cover that we get

over the top. That's all that away. It comes off out of this clothes lid. That's all that away. That's all that's out of this clothes lid. That's all that's out of this clothes lid. All right, you guys want to hear the rules? What's their deal in here?

I got one more question. One more question. Are you excited about being married by Reverend Salvo Cano from TV's Inpractical Jogers? Does that add a little razzle dazzle to this few two ladies? Or does that do nothing for you? Um... He's sitting right there, just say yes. Yeah! I would feel better if it didn't. I want to be about...get him. that you're nothing for you. Um, he's sitting right there. Just say yes. Yeah.

I would feel better if it didn't. I want to be about getting him. Thank you. I mean, I did not do with me. Although, you know, you're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome.

You're welcome. You're welcome. Most people pay Sal upwards of $20,000 to get married. What do I get? I'm totally. Yeah. So you're getting, he didn't even start giving me that once. You can do it at next time.

So you're getting this for 50% off. That's amazing. So amazing offer. All right, all right, sorry about it. Oh, no, no, go ahead. Right, right, so you guys are going to go over to the table over there and I'll read you some of the rules and then Brian and Q are going to draft their teams, kind of old school yard playground,

kind of pick up game, and then we'll begin the games. Who picks first? I flipped the coin earlier and Brian won. Did you really flip a coin? Well, there's nothing if he is macro to the Brian one. Did you really flip a coin? Well, there's nothing if he is macro-tutely thorough. So the premise of the game will be, you will be represented, contested number one, will be represented by Brian's team.

Contestant number two will be represented by Cuse team. There'll be a series of games, or there's one game where you guys will be able to partake in, but for the rest of the games, you guys are just sitting on the side just waiting to see you Letting us decide your fate Don't worry ladies. I've been there before and it's not comfortable, but But I survived as you It's it hurts

He's busted it out in Chicago Still a little itchy though Still itchy I'm just gonna push it out. Chicago. I'm gonna have to see it. Yeah. Dude, it's still a little itchy though. It's still itchy. It's, yeah. You've got to done it like a back alley abortion type setting. Oh. God, I did.

What are the symptoms of gangrene again? Like, whatever you have. So at the end of the game, when there's one team that's one slash contestant. The contestant will be asked if she wants to marry Getham Steve Dave and also receive a lifetime supply of Tellham Steve Dave merchandise released after this episode drops. We're not brand mother. So it's not like pro rated. It's to stop that's out existing or that may come out after we record this. When the episode drops, anything that comes out, Bandcamp, Digital Downloads, T-shirts,

animated movies, that the episode is released. Not after today. Not after today. The episode is on to listen on your computer. Then I'll have your address and I will mail you any merchandise that we release for the rest of your life. If you do, there's also option B. If you win and you say to yourself, not interested. I don't want to get married to him. You can defer and have the loser marry game Steve Dave, but you lose the lifetime.

You know, the lifetime supplies. I'm not saying it's really sad for him. I said that is the... I'm not the fact that two of them that might be the winner of the lifetime. But if you defer, nobody gets any lifetime's to one of them that might be the good to do but if you defer nobody gets any like

it's just a marriage and that's it then so the person let's say that you for lack of a better word if you defer and then you get nothing but also Aaron does not get all she gets is the marriage

Oh, she doesn't even get the free That's why you go make that's why I make it way heavily right? Okay Life What's the podrops yeah, okay, but then again who knows how long your life is kind of last after marrying get Yeah, okay, but at that end who knows how long your life is kind of last after marrying get up I thought that the loser would then claim all the Yeah, I thought the loser got it well you well there will be something There will be want something special you will claim if the loser but it won't be the lifetime merch

I'm sorry ladies that is not It's gonna be on par with rice around But if you win and you accept it then you get everything. You get everything. You get the marriage, you get the merch and... You get all the way to turn merch, which probably would shake out to a couple hundred bucks. You're gonna get that as well as the husband. And also if you, however, walk so I also, from this moment on, or from, you know, at the end of the episode, as...

You will never be referred to anything else, but Mrs. Gittem. Aaron, you're like, oh, for school, your friends. Do I have to like legally change my mind? No. Only a Tom Steve Dave tower. You can, you can hyphenate. All right.

So, um, also want to let everybody know that Gitt him Steve Dave will be scorekeeper and also judge on any contested gameplay He has final say whatever he says goes Wow, this is a big deviation All right, so we're ready to start the team draft so if you if the contestants would take your places over at the table Big bra you won the You won the coin to us. We're about to have your first round selection. Can you give us some rundown of who we're picking the pool?

Well, I thought as we introduce them, as they get picked, we'll hear from them. OK. Who's on the clock? Who's your first pick? My first pick is going to be a guy whose job is to think on his feet, to think quickly, to come up with shit. Amazing shit.

Okay. Pick Sal. Sal. Oh man. Now that's going, the experts are shaking their heads right now. Oh. Well he's got, he's a huge personality and a tremendous

sense of humor. What is his github factor. What is his gittum? Factor what is his gittum knowledge factor? I say it's close to zero. Mm-hmm. That's a good point. Didn't think about that. Did you? No A sorry contestant number one brick pride didn't really think this through that first round pick so cute You have now you had your choice of all the listeners who may know get them the best got to go with Troy Got to get Troy on my team. Oh, I Troy I know

That's it Wars round pick Troy. That's right. And you what's what do you think? I mean not to brag but what's what do you think your github knowledge is on a scale of 1 to 10? I mean, I've listened to every episode he's been on, but I still have no fucking cool thing I was about. Well, that's all of my story. I almost had it to life hot.

Woo! I was sorry. I almost had it to life hot, didn't I? It did because, you threw me because there's that one thing that I knew is true, but I didn't know the other piece of the story. And your math is all fucked up. So that's good that I knew was true but I didn't know the other piece of the story. And your math is all fucked up. So that's good that I got a storekeeper. Alright, Bri, pick number two.

Okay, now in this guy's history, I would imagine being the scared pussy nerd that he is. He's always picked last. Not this time though. Chris Lodonda. Oh! Oh, it's crispy. All right, all right. Let me try. All right, we're taking each other's picks.

Yeah, I thought it was going to be all Staten Island against all Jersey. That's what I was thinking. I think everybody was wondering if that was going to be the case. But it's not. No. All right, well, second you better get some of some knowledge and get them. I'm like, all right, that would be Chris then. All right, cute. I got're lucky better get some some knowledge of get them. I'm like all right That would be Chris Alright, cute. I gotta go Ming channel ladies

I tell you to be honest the experts pat him picked he was the high he was the Projecting hole and pick over I would have picked him first But I knew I had the block bride from getting Troy So I so we have to do that. Thank you. I'm building a good team here. I think Ming has a vast knowledge of early-gidium history, but I wonder since his own career has taken off.

If he's been listening to Tom Steve Day, as much as he used to. Probably not. You think I've fallen off. No, not since 1992, since the Dream Team was assembled in Olympics, has such a team been assembled. I'm honored to be on the, the Gettem Dream Team. Thanks, Paz. Alright, we got room to draft another person, Brian. Yeah, so we got, let's see, Sunday, Mike, Frank V, Robert Bruce, He had to make it even. Robert Bruce. Okay, let me think. You know, I think I'm gonna go. Oh, Rob Bruce would know a lot about Get Him now.

Get him looks like his squad are friends. Found his body dead and they had to shuffle real quick for a funeral That's all a wits not gonna help you team though It's good shit though Frank fiber rob Bruce Rob Bruce does have a long standing relationship with Get him he does he has been a long time since he the on Tom Steve Dave I guarantee he hasn't listen right and they've got me to the note to get them they tried to do a podcast together and I never really penned out yeah yeah yeah I'm gonna go with Frank five I think you I think he knows Frank number five. Wow. All right. I don't think Sunday Jeff listens to the show. Now that's he has been working with get him for

the past week. He works with get him now on a daily well enough weekly basis. But so does chief. That's true. And chief listens to the show I feel that chief is I I knew that Brian was going on the value. Wow, what a going out on the limb. I knew that Brian was going on the value. So I felt confidence saving him for a late pick, but I do feel that chief is, nose gannum, listens to the show has been around a ground zero for a lot of getting moments. I'm going like that. I know.

I think having the eye cell comic keen. Yeah, is a great drafting choice. Yeah, great move GM out of year maybe with that That's right. I was listening to this for that episode was recent right like last week So we got here Yeah, let's say the pain attention will be jerking each other off the whole time Sunday Jeff or Rob Bruce. Sorry, Sunday. Really? Oh, he doesn't know that much about Gettel.

Oh, how good Rob Bruce. Rob Bruce is now. Rob Bruce. Plus anytime I can pick Rob Bruce against Mike. What world do we live in? That Sunday Jeff is the last overall pick in TSD town? Because I feel like in a world where he's a Jew. Oh, I think that Sunday Jeff operates, I mean he's on my team right?

I got some stuff. You're over there. So there's a red high chair over there. Despite how this shook out, still an eerie amount of silence from bolted a potential brook All right For I don't want to well I don't love to. Well, we're going to have what it's what we'll be. We'll be.

When it's their turn to play, we'll be flipping it, flipping it in and out of live mics when it's there when it's an actual player's turn. Got it. Great. All right. So each, each team will start off with 10 get-and-points to start out with.

So we have 10 points already in the bank. Get-and-points. And so you got that already. Wow. All right, so the first game we're going to play is. I believe you lost try. I know. You fool.

I was really hoping you were going to pick somebody else. And I was building my dream team from the ground up. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I did not know strong though, man. No, the nonetheless strong. I didn't see you pick it sounds.

The first is the first round. It does get them subjected questions to get them's opinion. I feel like I can come in handy. But if it's all factual, I'll give you a massage. You're on your own. You're welcome to try to get into this. So, you know, you're got to, yeah, you're not going to be able to go to your your, your partners knowledge. You have to just make a guess on your gut instinct. You're going to make up some hand signals. Hey Sage, you know what we're here to say? Congratulations, Gidham Steve Dave. He got married. Remember you were there?

Oh, yeah. You were the flower girl. Me? Yeah, remember you were putting the flowers on the ground? here. You were the flower girl. Me? Yeah, remember you were putting the flowers on the ground? I know, Princess Mitch, right? Stop. Stop, Princess Mitch, we're trying to toast to Getham Steve Dave. And say congratulations to Getham and Mrs. Getham, right? Yeah. It just goes to Shoseiji, even if you have the muscle tone of a clam, the personality of a mental patient, the sex appeal of a garbage barge. There's still someone for everyone out there, right? Do you think? What's so funny? Talk about getting married? No, you think you're getting married? No, not yet. Not yet? You got married? No, no.

I don't know. Not yet. Not yet. When? My boyfriend? When you get a boyfriend? Yeah. You're never getting a boyfriend, dad or woman or that.

You're going to be a spinster. You know what a spinster is? Dada. Dada. I'm an ass-hat. Yeah. Oh, you think you're funny, huh? Just say congratulations to Mr. and Mr. Getham.

That's okay. Say congratulations to Mr. and Mr. Getham. That's okay. So congratulations to Mr. Mrs. Getham. Say what do you say when people go married, I forget. My boy. Archindolences. Dudes, I'm so sorry. Yeah. Condolences, Mrs. Getham.

Yeah. Thank you, Wands, for 300 episodes. Right? Stop hitting me in the face, find out how you walk. Definitely need better take that out. We're gonna do it again. We're still doing it. It's still recording. Okay. So, that just like seeing the light bars go up right? Uh, why? Oh, so dad, give you a hand.

That's it, you dad. Yeah! Alright, I'll fight you. I'll fight you! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Okay. I'll play the most broken shoulder. Ladies and gentlemen, dear friends, ants and idiots of T. SDTONE, those of us at the ISO Comics and the MING and Mike Podcast and I, the esteemed One True Three Champion, would like to congratulate Gidham and Mrs. Gidham on their unholy and unconventional nuptials. I first met Gidham regaling us with tales of the Collingwood flea market, and from that point on, I would have bet all the money that is making Brian Quinn Cash pour that he would die alone

of alcohol poisoning during a rousing bout of drunk story time, or maybe not so alone, for a truly alone while you're being watched from 18 different angles, from 18 different webcams. But as they say, there's someone out there for everyone. And I'm glad that you get them and finally found your lifelong match. May your marriage last as long as one of my

interminable wraps. May your many children be toothsome and not feeble minded unlike their father. May your new bride be able to adapt and understand your unique and very odd lifestyle. May your family enjoy a bond of fees made from rotten meat dug out of the fucking garbage. May all your ups and downs be between the sheets that you bought second or third or fourth hand at the college flea market. And may your love last forever for may you never get bottled dumped. So

everyone please raise a toast for I would like to congratulate the new Mr. and Mrs. Getham Steve Dave here here. So the first game we're gonna play and what we'll alternate between each team is called don't fear the Gittem Reaper. This game is about things that frighten upset or give get them the willies. I'll read to I'll read to items. So. I was getting higher education. Teeth.

One is. Oh, boys. One is a real fear. One is a fake fear. Teams must as well team or player must decide which is the real um, get them fear. Um, after hearing the two options, Q or bribe will place a while the player will place a wager on each, you know, so you have to bet your what some of your get a point. If you're going it right or you're gonna get it wrong You have to you hear the two options so you can go bad high your bet low Get them will reveal the the real answer over the short very short explanation for the his potential brides Because this game allows gittems new bride to learn things that that scare upset get them and limit his exposure to them to the best of her ability in their life together.

Hey Matt, can I touch your girls? All right, so at the captains will go first, you got the first pick overall, so I think you should go first. All right. Being put in prison or breaking a lock in a key. Breaking it like a key in a lock? Yeah, like when you put a key in a lock and it breaks.

Which one of those is the one, either upsets, scares, or gives, gives, gives the willies. So, one answer is true and the other one who made up. Was that you? No, it wasn't me. Well, I would have made a difference who made it up. Because I know how your mind works I went I went to ants to get these. Oh, okay. All right

One of those ones that should be obvious Any other person this table I would say prison, but because it's good Well, all right, but wait, but you don't forget you have to say your wager You're 10 points. How much you're willing to wager., don't forget you have to say your wager you're you're 10 points How much you're willing to wager? Yeah, all right. What's your what's your maximum wager? You can bet at all So that was your real double all right, I was a question posed again What do you afraid of any game and answer? I say I say get them Nate give me a list of things that scare upset or give you the Willis, okay, all right. I'm gonna say I'm gonna bet

Two-get-a-points on lock broken in a key. And get-em, please reveal your fear to the to the room. That really does freak me out. Yeah. Yeah. I got two. I got 12 get-em-points. I'm gonna make sure I'm ready to push that out. Super job. Super job. Play a little conservatively conservatively off the bat just just to get the latal in. Especially 12-kilow points. It's already a prison out. Play a little concerto. Conservatively off the bat just to get the latelang. Especially how often that happens. I work at Security. I'm too long. The potential is there.

Every day. He faces out in the air every, every day. You don't know what it's like to be on the front lines. The answer is Bryce said, he'll be careful with those shackles. You think there's keys to them? All right, prop line. That's some dark shit in them.

So it must be booing these lovely women. It seems dark over the outside. We just turn around the brides are gone. He's in chicken with the... He looks like Mr. Peanut. He's been doing it had a peanut allergy. He looks like Mr. Peanut. Alright Brian, are you ready for your set of fears?

Yes. The sight of blood are midgets with a limp. You know, they have some, some walk with kind of a ball-legged limp. Right. They prefer little people. If they don't have their prescription shoe on you. Okay. if they don't have their prescription shoe on. Okay, the site of blood or midgets with a limp. I mean, come on. And never it's not just fears it's

Willis or creep, creepin' out. He's probably seen a lot of blood. That's what I was thinking too. He's seen the blood of blood. Well's seen the All you get help for Come on Freaking sure. Yes. Yeah, you're all gonna go on it right in a row. Yeah Yeah, you're gonna get your own set right. I got you I'm gonna go conservative. I'm gonna go to Get him coins or points or whatever I mean how many people I'm how often do you have occasion to see a midget with a limp? That would give you the willies. I'm not in 48 years. I'm not seeing one.

How many bottles have you been till? Now are you talking about midges with a limp or like when they have like legs and their legs? Oh, okay. Yeah, it's not an actual like orthopedic thing. Right, so we're talking dwarves then. Yeah, I'm gonna're talking dwarves then. Yeah, I'm gonna have to go that then. I just feel like he's probably seen a ton of blood on a farm and in his personal life. What the question is, blood or human?

A human, that's like, I don't got it bad enough. I'm freaking you out. Two points, is on the table, get him, what was your real fear? I really blood oh ladies that is good news which lady am I my

contestant number two yes just That's a hint for you guys to menstruate. I'm hurting myself. I think we're gonna still be in the room. I'm rooting for the routine. I hope so. It should be, right? All right, Troy, you were the first overall pick for Q. No, but you got this. Um, people with ridiculously large muscles

are being indoors with a crowd. I know the answer to this. He's probably at first the muscles. No, am I picking how many were betting on this? No, Troy has to weigh his own amount here. I mean, Gettinham has done everything possible to avoid large muscles. Certainly at first. I mean, looking at the crowd, he's hanging out with right now. All right, I'm going to go to get him points on muscles.

Get him Steve Dave reveal your fear. I really do hate being inside with large amount of people. Yeah. No, no, no, get him points. So what was it like at the live show then as you're walking? Remember I'm saying when we hang out in the bar he was standing off to the side because you didn't like the crowd and I got into a bottle neck in that corner. It was freaking me out Yeah, when I hit the bar coming around because I thought I could go around So you in a Bob Hope movie, but I'm gonna drunk hobo pops out of a trash can So really knock gonna sing or anything. Yeah, that's what you look like.

You just was like a flower. I don't know. The hat, let's go. Yeah. So you hate crowds, but you dig dudes with large muscles. That's what I'm sitting next to Troy. Yeah. All right.

I'm still up. Don't worry, Tray. Don't worry. Still no points on the board for Your dad and they lost two points. Yeah, all right, right. You're not them down to eat Yeah, we're 10 yeah, because they went up We went down by two so they would have so 10 we had 12 Yeah, they have eight. So 10? No, we had 12. We had eight. They have eight.

They have 10. Yeah, eight. All right. I like how good I'm the official scorekeeper. That was Arquit over. All right, Sal. A person who is obviously sick or a person hiding behind a door. How the fuck would he know? Oh, God. How the fuck putting now? How the fuck putting now? How the fuck putting now?

Oh God. So far, it doesn't matter. Anyone skill level of death. A person obviously say, or a person hiding behind a door. Well, how many people are intentionally hiding behind doors? Do you think like when he notices someone behind a door like, I didn't see, was there? Do you mean the person had intent to scare him from behind the door? Like if he's so long I told him to go to the bedroom and someone was there.

Do you mean that? I think somebody who's there to jump out and go poop. So someone's scaring you or a person who's obviously sick. Okay, I'm gonna go with what I think most of the first population, okay points. Well, you're down to 10 and we have eight. What happens if you get to zero points? I don't know if I can go. You're gonna be going backwards and then you're battling.

You're going uphill. I'm gonna go uphill, yeah. I give it a hundred points right now. I'm gonna start with 10 and I'm gonna be 90. You could. A million points Everything's the game South You made five bet five billion get them points right now they're gonna be behind five billion

You can only bet as many points as you have if you're the negative you can Wager up to five. Okay, take notice right there. He just make that authoritative. He came in so quick with that with that kind of like a rule. Take charge. He just told you you can only bet eight points. I want this to get interesting. And so if I bet three get him coins and I get this right we pull into the lead and I feel like if I'm thinking about what most normal people would do nine nine and a ten people would say a person who's obviously sick like I see the princess bride where he's like switch on the fucking wine but yeah but it's get him so then that he's the one I'm gonna bet I'm gonna make it interesting Forgive me, but I'm gonna do three get him coins

Potentially put into the and I'm going to put it on the line. I'm gonna say a person who's obviously sick Go ahead get him if I could go to a place and then so we're close freaks me out especially This doors and keel freaks me out especially. Oh my god! Oh my god! Get him away! What this door is in keyhole everywhere! That's the struggle! No I will tell you, if I go in my mudroom and the door, the bathroom is all over the place. Is that your bathroom?

No mudroom, it's between the outside of the house and the kitchen. The outhouse. Nothing Yeah, but they have to walk up across It's a country. All that stuff is swallowing around you. I had every day. Is that why the hats trying to pop I still don't know what a mudroom is Yeah, really when you go to the big house, it's the vestibule. I guess so. It's like when you would drop with shoes and stuff. Also the mud doesn't get trident clothes.

Oh, okay, you're trying to dirt floor. It could be a dirt floor, too. Right? It's like, oh, my floor's hurt. I saw people, I saw people when I first went to the Highlands with mud rooms and they never had any floors which is dirt. That's why I thought it was mud. I thought the purpose of the room was so you don't track mud into the house. Exactly. Yes, it is. For normal people, yes. All right. Not to you get it. Not to get on the sport. Team Bri with five, team Q with 10. All right,

Ming Chen. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm not marrying a boss. Let's break this one. I'm not opening the. Let's break this one. Okay. What do you got? All right. Now Ming, I would like to just point out. Yes. Usually wins in cont great. Okay, what do you got? All right. Now, Ming, I would like to just point out. Yes. Usually, wins in contests. He usually always gets to the end and he wins a lot. Because he's really concentrating and he wants to do well.

That's right. It's very important to him. He's not worried about getting laughs. Right. What an asshole. No, no, no, no. Look at him. He's so fucking excited about it here.

I don't even get a point. So arrogant. So arrogant. Alright. Alright, okay. Ming Chen, yes. Falling. How many?

Oh, I just said that. Okay. Yeah, falling. Okay. Or the slime on a biscuits when you open a can Jesus Christ In there's like some slime on the biscuits or falling just falling in general just falling It's all right just falling down

God falling is so vague But or slime on a biscuits. Never. It's not always what he's always what he's afraid of. It can creep him out. He can give him the willies, right. And or it can scare him. Got one so vague and one so specific. Are you talking about whisker biscuits or just rigging? I'm your running to that much.

Oh, a pop. So slimey poppin' fresh or just falling is so vague but um, I know. Alright, I'm gonna play it safe. Let's go to get him points. Do you get him points? I'm gonna go with the slime on the biscuits. I think there's a whole texture thing with get him here and I'm gonna slime with the biscuits.

You're telling for him right or wrong. Get him. Free fall. Not the Hades is the falling part. Ah. Okay. You figure it out. I mean, I'm gonna get a heart. I mean, I'm gonna get a heart.

It's not good. I'm gonna shake it off. I'm gonna shake it off. I'm gonna make it up to slide one of the biscuits. It's so genius. It's good. It's totally believable. It's so good. Especially when believable than falling.

Right. When you said it, it's lower. When you said it, get it went like this He's doing he's doing some mind I know also the fact that one of them is keys breaking off makes you think it's more likely to be slime on the biscuit But it went from it's all over the place right now Crystal Donor right yes, He's anyone's husband right now

All right Clowns with white face makeup or amputees with hooks All right Betham Elliott All right Bet the million bet the million I mean all clients have once he's just flat out Now I'm like it doesn't fucking matter how smart goes there's just now All clowns don't wear white white makeup remember wet planet. You're only to bellow you remember you're all up in his grill fellow Q remember you're all up in his grill

Yeah, I Wake up today. No, not generally you had the round you had the round the red circles on his cheeks Yeah, all right, so what's the score for us still on steady? I'm Don't we agree to never talk about that one again? Team Roy has five points. Don't we agree, never to talk about the following yet. LAUGHTER All right, I guess for two githim points. Playing conservatively. It's good choice.

I'm going to say amputees with hooks. Gimsteep, Dave, reveal your fear. We had a horse owner and his wife had a friggin hook and it just freaked out. Yeah! APPLAUSE Yeah! Yeah! Oh! Oh, man. Oh, man. Yeah!

Wow. What is it now? It's a squirt now. It is. Team Q with eight, Team Rhywood's seven. Oh, man. I can see the attest. I can see Sally.

He was really joyful and that was the right answer. Nothing on the line. Oh, man. I can see real joy right there. All right. Mike. Here is my secret weapon. You're dark horse.

That's it. You're a big poppy. This is the line. I was just a face forward. I knew that. I was driving down to Red Bank from Stead Island today and in my head, I knew that this was going to be the guy. Really?

Yeah. I knew that chief was going to be the secret weapon. I can't wait to leave fucks up. Yeah. A million get-a-point watch what's about to happen. Alright, Mike. An insect landing in my mouth while I sleep. A great white shark.

Oh, you fucked me on this one man. I got this, you got this. You, how many points? You fucking lunatic. We're gonna go three, get him points. Three, get him points. I have all the confidence in this one. Because it can't be that I'm the only one that got it right on my own team.

I know it's it. Yeah, it can't be just me and I only one that got it right on my own team. I know. It can't be just being about so much better about myself right now. Get him. I'm going to say that you're afraid of insects landing in your mouth. Tell me I'm wrong. Reveal your fear. I want to kite surfing trips because I was in French shorts. Oh, yeah. What is it?

What is it? It's going to be. It's going to be. It's going to be. It's going to be. He surrounded by flies. Oh He surrounded by flies It's not shit in his life. I want to pick that too, but I He'll eat that was it. That was a give me Frank number five your secret weapon I would have said what said yeah, I would have said it to that's why I can't hold their guests Frank number five. Your secret weapon, dude. What happened? I would have said it, what said? Yeah, I would have said it, too.

That's why I gave her a shark. I can't hold her against it. Frank number five. See, I'm afraid to bolt this stuff. All the way from Buffalo. All right. It's like the house, house, house. Centro New York.

Centro New York, not Buffalo. No, no, no, no. Okay. That's Western. All right. Ooh. Spider veins. Or spiders.

Ooh. You don't mean the veins in a spider. You mean spider veins on a human? Like on the legs, right? Yes. Spider veins or spiders. I'm gonna guess points. I'm just trying to think,

you weren't afraid of insects before with your mouth, so I don't think you're afraid of anything insects. The logic finds you really good at that. Very logical. So you have't think you're afraid of anything insects. The logic is that we're very logical. So we have to be a downfall. Because I need to think like, good luck. How much grand alcohol you got? I'm going to bet two points.

Two points. Two get them points. And what's the answer? And I I'm gonna think that it's spider veins Get them Steve Dave reveal your fear just all rackets in general Body Now, like, you think you know. I think you know. Score is five all. Oh, I think it usually does. It comes down to one man.

That's why the experts were shaking their head and disbelief when that man picked last. And the NHL, you know, that they all start a game. You get pick last, you get a car. Sunday, Jeff. Now you just got the weight of your show, of the world on your show. Is this the final question? And the NHL you that they all start game you get pick legs you get a car Sunday Jeff Now you just got the weight of your show of the world on your show. Is this the final question? No, there's one more after this Yeah, there's you went first right yeah, so there this one and then they go and then I'll be the end of this round There's the last question of this round right

I just want to know the expert you keep referring to. Who is this panel? It's a voice. I helped my own draft last night. I had on my wall all figured out who would go and so they definitely wasn't the last pick. Drawing on it with magic marker. Everybody get ready for greatness. Go ahead. That Hollywood will reboot the Harry Potter franchise. That's a deer, okay? Or a pattern of symmetrical holes. I know which one I would pick. What was it again, sorry? That Hollywood will reboot the Harry Potter franchise

Or a pattern of symmetrical holes all tied up at five We're gonna go big here something Jeff. I'll go with two get-em-points to get them coins to get them dollars No, it's no dollars. There's no money involved Certainly not before this episode's released I'm gonna go with symmetrical holes. Right. It's for two points. For two points.

What's your fear? Get him? Try to fobia, otherwise known as fear symmetrical holes. Yes! Oh! There we go! There we go! There we go! That's a thing.

Yeah. MVP. Right, right. Sorry. Yeah. MVP. Rob Bruce. All right. Sorry. Yeah. No. Woo.

Things like B-Hive. So, what's Symmetrical Hold B2? No, it's like something like a B-Hive. Like a B-Hive. Okay. It has to be more than two. It's where spiders live. Okay.

All right. B-Hive. Rob Bruce. So, he's probably the closest to thinking like get him at anybody to sit. I would agree with that. Before he goes, I have a question. Yes. You bet two coins, right?

So it's 75. 75. Do these coins get erased and restart with the next thing? Or is this the point that you're building? No, it's building through the whole game. We're building this to the end. Okay. That's why at the end, like if someone's really far down, what team's really down, the dumps,

they can bet like big, big amounts to try to get back up. Big, big money coins got to get. Yeah. All right. Last one, you want to get closer to the mic, Robert? Rob is a wild conge. Going blind or people with no eyebrows. Come on, no whammy.

I'm going to go three. Three. Three points. Three points. Three points. Three would put us in the lead by one. Come on, no wear me. I'm gonna go three. Three. Three points. Three points. Three would put us in the lead by one.

People with no eyebrows, what was the other one? Going blind. Going blind. It's funny. I knew a girl with no eyebrows. Were you scared of her? I had rather no eyebrows than me. That's why she went out with Rob.

This is crazy. Absolutely. Come on, it's been a long time. We need an answer. I've been it out. I literally got to go with going blind. Get him reveal your fear. I mean, I wouldn't be able to look at anything like my zippos or anything again. Yes! Yes! Inside the club.

The brothers. So we have team Brian with the 8, team Q with 7. He's going with me. All right. Just think of it. We're winning. He's going with the 8. He's going with the 8.

He's going with the 8. He's going with the 8. He's going with the 8. He's going with the 8. He's going with the 8. He's going with the 8. He's going with the 8. He's going with the 8. He's going with the 8. He's going with the 8. He's going with the 8. So we have team Brian with 8 team Q with 7. Yeah, he scored me. All right, just think with it. He missed the most about the winning.

Not family. Not the rolling plateau Not to make it form of this woman is lightest. Yeah, I love that Okay Very close game This one this round is Q you are not gonna be able to play in this round because this game is called Get them to know Q get them to know all about you. I'm on that. So your team mate, you're out there team is without their captain right now for this round unfortunately. But is this so can I call on an alternate for me?

Call in an alternate? If I can't play but they have the whole full team. Yeah, you can pick who gets to go twice. Oh I can't call in like a utility player? Like who? Because I mean if she doesn't have the talk I can get say Spital in here. I'm just gonna answer down. I'll let him, will get him, will you allow that?

I'll let your answer down. That'd be interesting, got him. I'll allow it to you. You guys ready? The last time you felt the shame to be in America, America is the only way to get in America. You guys ready? You guys ready?

The last time you felt the shame to be in America, America is the only way to get in America. You guys ready? You guys ready? You guys ready? You guys ready? You guys ready? You guys ready? You guys ready? You guys ready? You guys ready? You can text it to me Guys ready the last time you felt the shame to be an America American the last time you felt the shame to be an American was when okay, also there's there's one

One false answer. There's Q's answer. There's get him's answer and then there's one made up So you have three answers. You got to match all three properly to get the points Okay, sorry, I didn't give you that one. I didn't then there's one made up. So you have three answers, you got to match all three properly to get the points. Okay. Got it. Sorry, I didn't give you that one. I didn't. It's like one true three in a way, God. Yeah.

Did you answer this? Yes, right. Oh, it's the answer. The answer is not one. There's three options and you got to match them all three even correctly. Got it, and we get still the points. You can still get them.

This one, no, you should correct the answer is worth two get them points. We're not betting on this particular one Okay, the last time you felt ashamed to be an American was when When OJ was was found innocent When after weighing all the evidence and realizing we never landed on the moon I Never been ashamed to be an American So which one is Q's answer which one is Gittem's answer So which one is Q's answer, which one is

Gittem's answer, and which one is the fake answer? Okay, so we got OJ. You got OJ? He got he he was ashamed when OJ was found innocent. That sounds like a stun island answer. There's also landing on the moon. He found that he found he was. He went the evidence and came to the death conclusion. That he'd been lied to his whole life about Neil Armstrong. Or he's never felt ashamed of the red, white and blue. So there's no partial points, right? You have to get all three.

You have to get all three proper leaders. No, you can get the two points. Are we cycling through like the last round? Or is he just answering and we're conferring with him? You have to give me three properly. There's no, you get the two points. Are we cycling through like the last round or is he just answering and we're conferring with him? You know, you have to give me answer. Which one was, which one was, which one was, just for me. Yeah.

If you get the cue and you get one right, obviously you'll get the gibberish one, right? No, but then you're gonna have one for each of us. Yes. Each parse it gets a question. Okay. OJ, never I'm gonna give I'm gonna assign the moon one to cue okay Never ashamed to be an American to

No, you know what on a backup moon ones going to get him. Okay. Never shame to be an American to Q. OJ is the Gibberish on Q reveal your answer never ashamed. Yeah, I was hoping to do that Get him reveal your answer. Damn OJ And I'm sorry. I also forgot to tell the ladies that this game is intended to just hammer home that you're marrying get him not cute All right, so this question is gonna be for your stand-in. Yes How do we know you didn't go over these questions? What are though? I didn't I'm gonna ask her. Okay.

I didn't know that she would be playing. That's true. How do you know I didn't go over the answers with her? There you go. That's a nice little point as well. If you were to go to heaven, what's the one thing you hope is there? Freedom of expression.

My grandparents or my pets I got this already all right we're vamping we're vamping this is a stucypatella answer she's worth a crucial two points here. When if either of them get to heaven unlikely, but we'll play along that. What do they hope is there freedom of expression? I wish you could probably just mount my grandparents or my pets. I don't have freedom of expression here. I host your hobbits in heaven. Oh, what's that? So sorry. I hate being a member.

Get them. You're going to read them out. Yes. I'm the voice of Stacey Patella. How could you imagine that? Q says grandparents. get them says pets the made up one is freedom Q we want to reveal your answer when I get the heaven I do hold my grandparents in there Well, there's no she's so you're in a run you're you're possibly to get the two points if githam has said

She's so you're in a run you're you're possibly to get the two points if Gimham has said Pets right is that what it said? You're what's that what she said? I can't remember pets for you. So if you said pets She's got the two points for the team. I hope all my dogs and cats All right points I want to pet you for pets as well I want to say free no speech is nobody's thing. Remember his best day ever, though? It was all about his grandparents.

Why would they not be free of speech in heaven? Because you don't know, I mean, you might have to fall online. You may have a... No, it's not free of speech in America. Freedom of expression, not speech. Freedom of expression, okay. You may just have to pray, no. Oh, yes, but it's heaven.

It's like, you're gonna get there in the meat, at least thought. All right, now you're up. What do we have? You're gonna get the end immediately start all right We have team Bri with eight and team Q at nine If you could murder any celebrity and get away with it It would be who? Dakota Fanning? Wow. Locked up. What?

Why? Jessica Simpson. I can't honestly think of anyone I would ever murder First of all my brain is not thought of Dakota fanning in 15 years Why would anybody want to kill that girl? She was a child kid Like I don't think of Dakota fanning as an adult that she now is. When you say you want to murder the girl fanning, I think you want to murder her child.

You like murder the world's the Code of Fanning. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So there's no way someone's gonna have said the Code of Fanning because that just means that you want to murder her kid. She's 22 years old now, but I don't think of her now. What's the last thing she's been doing? I will say this, I didn't ask that question 15 years ago I asked it probably two weeks ago

She was recently in the twilight saga south. So that was a couple years ago. All right So which one is you okay? well cute That means he said that means he's gonna say I've never been ashamed and I never want to kill anybody But you want to kill people all the time And I know you well enough and we never talk Jessica Simpson We've never talked fanning or Simpson at all. I've never heard him even said he was perturbed by either of that I have to go on a lemon one to end their lives. I've never heard him even say he was perturbed by either of them. I have to go on a limb and watch it and their lives, I think, is a stretch. I feel like you want to kill

people all the time, but I'm going to go with Q says I can't think of anybody I want to kill. Like if you would say James Murray. So you're locked in. You're locked in on Q is I can't give anybody. I don't want to kill anybody. So all important, get them answered. Unless unless with these answers answers honestly, they were answer Okay, it wasn't just like fucking no So I'm gonna say cue nobody and since the Coda fanning in the My in our minds eye is a child. I'm gonna think that get him has some some aversion to Jessica Simpson Maybe like she's scoring him in some way

Jessica Simpson. Maybe like she's scoring him in some way. Or wants to see. Exactly. So you're locked in on cue never killed. Well, doesn't want to kill anybody and get him wants to kill Jessica Simpson. And the gibberish one is the code. That's correct.

That's what I'm going to cue. Would you reveal your answer? You know me well, buddy, I never want to murder anybody. Ah, that is correct. Kim Steve Dave, you can reveal your answer with an explanation. She ruins all her damn moves with. I'm a big girl doing big girl things and screaming me like, get more of the world.

Woo! Well, if she did with scream. So who is it? Dakota Fanny. Yes! Also, you're just admitted that her child acting is what a no idea. So you want to murder a child? Can I tell you this, Sal?

When I asked that question, it literally took three seconds for an answer. There was no hesitate. He was waiting for someone to answer that question all his life. And a seven billion people on earth. No, Sal. It's a celebrity. Oh, OK. You don't want to even normally call her, Sal. herself So you're not looking at my eyes and I'm like

Wow, so you just want to kill her as a kid like in a world where Courtney started this Kill her any card to hash you a very talented child actor who was directed to say what you said in the film Yeah, he wants to murder again like say what you said in the film, he wants to murder. Again, like, I'm a big girl. I'm a big girl. She was in this movie called Dreamer. And like, she's like, I'm going to try to make coffee. And all of a sudden, I got coffee everywhere,

and then she tries to drink. And she's like, yeah, it's disgusting. You're so stupid. We really love what the world into this. I mean, sure, look at that face, girls. Because that's going to be on top of you. We swan here. That's going to be chasing you through the walls.

Yeah. Don't dress like Dakota family. All right. You look like a carnival broker. Lost his job and never changed that of his clothes. Ever again. Those were the glory days. Try it up.

Try it up. All right. What is the sexiest inanimate object you can think of? Wow. The coat of fanning's corpse. Wow. The coat of fanning's corpse. Wow.

The coat of fanning's corpse. Wow. The coat of fanning's corpse. The coat of fanning big girl! Not anymore! I mean, coffee, now I'm dead. Wow. The sexiest inanimate object, child makes good. You can think of it.

Um, a bird house, a mannequin, or a can of shaving cream. Holy shit. The sexiest in a, like you look at it and you're like that sexy. Yeah. A birdhouse. A birdhouse. I'm gonna give a mannequin a birdhouse. The birdhouse? What about the mannequin? The birdhouse has that hole, it has that little stick that's the key.

Right. Old sexes are represented with that birdhouse. That's definitely good. A can of shaving cream and a mannequin. No matter what answers come through here, we're all losers. Choose mannequin because they have perfect bodies and no talk And gittems bird house because fucking get them Sal do you remember outside the old north south offices those those jeans? Yeah, I like to touch those fake asses every day every day

We would walk by these mannequins with these beautiful fake asses and just dream of them coming alive. So I am the mannequin. Go ahead. All right, so I would peg you for that too. Yeah, yeah. So you get this, if Gittems answer is a birdhouse, you're getting two points. He said like Q says that as if it's like something to be proud of or not. That's not a birdhouse.

At least it's not a pro now it's like a shaked like a human you know what I'm saying fuck that mannequin he was like every day I woke by a CVS I was like what was shea I got barbersoles my brain you using the barbies and the barbersoles

get them bird houses are damn sexy Barbous halls my brim. You using the Barbies into Barbous hall? Get them? Bird houses are damn sexy. Yeah! Yeah! That is insane. Alright. Why? The birds could they fall in and they throw off a tree.

It's the birds and the bees, the eggs, and just... That's it, that's it specifically. Just loaded with sexual ignorance. Anyone know. Oh, you're a beautiful, beautiful crafted, but sexy is different than that. It can't be in a campus. You think that a bird house has sex appeal? Again.

I'm not talking about a bird house that isn't hot. You know, it's volumity. What about the mother of old bird houses, the chicken crew? She stole the cheese you saw with. She just made a few eggs herself. Who's up? Who's the third pick? Crystal Dondo. The most unusual thing that has aroused you.

A dirty limbic, sweat socks, or a mannequin. To be completely true fire. Okay, so twin and the mannequin. The sad part is it's a different mannequin I'm thinking about. Somewhere out there there are two mannequins Okay, I'm gonna say got the dirty limb Rick or you got sweat socks The dirty limb Rick because it's fucking his was our world is is get him two points and the sweat socks is his bullshit

Reveal the most unusual thing that has aroused you. Oh, me? Yes. Yeah, a mod just amount of things. Like every, every question has been asked. No, of course, the street from Broadway, remember they have those mannequins in the full body? Like, catsuits with the holes there. I was like, oh, man, I take a run at that.

You got hit by a gypsy cab running across the street. Socks are fucking amazing because of that. Oh, that's a big shape of the leg. I think they cut you a dischanged. That is a fetish. I changed it the last second, but with, you know. But not even a catch. 30 sweatshugs.

I didn't know I had some dirty red stripes. Okay, I interpreted that as sweaty socks. It wasn't. It was just sweat socks. I'm changing that one. Yeah, I'm changing that one. No, I'm not sweating. I'm just not hurting her.

I interpreted it as a sock. Did you say sweat socks are sweaty socks? Sweat socks are sweaty socks. You often pay me good. I thought it was a sweaty socks. You could ask for clarification. Well, whatever. It's test the town. Everything's fucked up That's the good as you as always your answer when you fuck up. No, you're playing. It's your play tech TST town Skoing I'm not giving shit. I'm not giving shit. I'm not giving shit. I'm not giving shit. So, since Adado is smoking, Team Roy has 8 points, Team Q 11.

Get him. I've known you for many years and during that time I've come to see you as family. You're just like a member of my real family. In the sense that you don't follow me on Twitter, takes you forever to return any of my text. I see only once a year, but somehow end up having to spend money on a gift for you. Well, now that you're married, your wife is a part of my family. And I look forward to you and your bride joining my family this year for Thanksgiving dinner. Even though I probably won't be there. So

everyone join me in raising a glass or a bottle, in wishing Mr and Mrs. Gidham a long and happy marriage. Good luck. I got some copy here Walt hot off the wire. Blue Juice would like to congratulate Tellum Steve Dayvon or 300th episode. It would like to raise a toast to get him Steve Daywin finding the love of his life and finally settling down and getting married. Now, Blue Juice were decent. They would end it right there, but they're insisting on a fucking plug. Right? They can't just be like, oh good on you guys. Congratulations. Well, by the way, Blue Juice is the home of the

accelerators and Bonnie and Ether and Empire. Yeah. Guess what they want. They want likes. Go to facebook.com, Blue Juice Comics and please send some likes their way. These are grown men. These are men with families. And they're like, do you think you can get us some likes? men with families. And they're like, do you think you can get us some likes? Likes must be pretty important though, I guess, for some reason. They must need them to maybe, maybe to show off their likes, maybe they get something in return. Oh, ego boost. Look at it, I think it may be more substantial than ego, maybe more something that may be more to steal the phrase juice was maybe more something that made me more more to you know to steal the phrase juice maybe more juice something it's something about those likes that they're

they're more rationing and likes but I mean wouldn't it be amazing if we were to get everybody listening to this podcast to go and like it that would that would be just, I would love for them to just, to see the power that they can wield. Not demand, not our demand, but a plea. We're back in the police. Please like Blue Juice. I would love for them to like, to just be, just speechless when they go look at their Facebook account and they see the amount. I mean, I want it. I mean, it would be nice if we can get like Facebook shut down because it was too much too much right it overloaded their servers. Yeah, Zuckerberg's like what are we doing running around?

Looking around. What's going on? But I would love you know come on me at 300 plus episodes free of entertainment and all we want is for you to go click a like button for blue juice Yeah, we should probably ask for something for ourselves not for these douchebags but Facebook dot com blue juice comics. Yeah, and I don't I don't have Facebook. I know you don't but I don't know how you like something But I guess if you just go to their page and you like it then that's fucking magic I would love to know how many likes they got right now.

It's nobody from Lujus just, nobody from Lujus is here right now, but... We'll check before this episode drops and then we'll check back in. I see how many people like them. Yeah, I mean if you if you could find the time, you know if you're happy with episode 300 and you feel like, you know, you got something and all we're asking for is a like. can you not do it yeah what's the matter with you okay you could you could you could really bury them right now let's do it it looks like you look like someone just found you in the Titanic

I was about to say you look so Mr.. Monopoly if he was a floater. Oh, frickin' Uncle Pennybags over here. You ended the season for Floaters? You have died, and God says you must go back to Earth, but you must go back, it's a different ethnicity to understand diversity. Okay. Which race do you choose? Asian? Black? Okay, which race do you choose Asian black or Milato?

Wow Asian black on mud bone They could use octagon or quadrode What was the very end of that I felt like it was a piece of the end of that question that was like Card off so you have to understand diversity. Yes. Oh, so it's not just coming back what you want to be The intent is you get to pick one that you think you will make you understand diversity better. Yes, okay Wow, there's a soul to that question got it. All right. I'm gonna throw out agent as a bullshit one I know I feel so it's come to black or mixed Yeah, so I I'm gonna go with cue will come back as a as a black person

Like the Wu Tang I don't know it's my only reason and I'm gonna go with mix that best of both worlds or the use of the word Murato With get him Steve Dave that's my answer you so custom to be not Not only did I say black? Yeah, but I use the Wu Tang as my Steve Dave if you if you said Milato that you get it they're getting two points They're almost there's sometimes despised by both races on Milato to Somalato. Yeah. I'm going to steal you. Look it up.

Because I almost didn't allow that answer because I thought it was on PC. I looked it up. It's not it on PC phrase. You can look it up right now. Go ahead. Look up the word. I can still drop the numbers. It's the first thing that comes up.

Somebody asks is Milato politically incorrect? It's not. It's the first thing that comes off somebody asks is Milato Plitically incorrect Right Look it up I guarantee it's not yeah, but that could be a racism just was like It's the first thing that type in what is Milato? A politically incorrect term here goes a user answered though, so it's like Milato racial well, this is from 2010 back in the old days I wouldn't allow it guys. Milato I would I would have stricken that answer from the game

No hot button time. It's all out of favor for general use in the United States I wouldn't allow it guys. I wouldn't allow it. I wouldn't allow it. I wouldn't allow it. I wouldn't allow it. I wouldn't allow it guys. I wouldn't allow it. I wouldn't allow it guys. I wouldn't allow it. I wouldn't allow it guys. I wouldn't allow it guys. I wouldn't allow it guys. I wouldn't allow it guys.

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What don't you wash as often as you should? My truck, my sheets, my internet browser. Oh my gosh. Is it possible that Gidem is all screwed? Well, first of all, this is your own truck. He does turn a truck, and I've seen pictures of it, so it makes me believe that you never can turn a truck. Not to muddy the walls.

Yeah, but you're Wrangler's new. Iler you're never sitting in the truck. That's a muddy the wall. Yeah, but you're wranglers new I mean so you don't you would Yeah, series He wouldn't call yeah And I think when I when a car is newer you're gonna be more apt to keep the clean so I'm gonna say that the Not washing the truck is get on okay, and then what were other two? The clean my internet browser and my sheets. I'm going to say that Q is the sheets. Q reveal your answer. Internet browser. Yes. We got a change once a week, bitch.

But reveal your answer because it's going to that one She eats it's been about a year Ladies Your chicken sleeping He shovels horseshit for a living. It doesn't change the sheets. That's insane. Thank you. He comes out of bed thinking he ought to arm. What you doing?

I dragged myself out of bed, I'll change in tomorrow, and I just never get around to it tomorrow. Oh, you need a wife. Mike? Mike C. You have ink? That's disgusting. Of course, it's get him.

Mike's absent. Yes, sir. Finally, something that made one of the bads of Royce speak up. I know. What part of the body turns you on the most? Caps, the filtrum. Yeah, it's the filtrum that's right here. Or the dairy air. All right Yeah, it's the filter.

It's right here. Or the dairy air. Alright, cues dairy air. But you, you fucking freak. No, it's just so close together. Yeah, you know what? We tried them. Yeah, you know what?

You're a cab's kind of guy, aren't you? Yeah, I think the filter comes in. No, it comes in talking about legs. They're talking about legs. Thanks. Again, not surprising. You fucking freak. I'm talking about legs. They're talking about extra Again, not surprising you fucking freak I'm gonna go with you with the Dairy air and I'm going you with no the filter. You're the filter and

the Cavs is bulk crap cute love a good ass love a good ass Cute love a good ass love a good ass Two points if you if if get him says filter him get him The socks make the cab just so You fucking freak I'm gonna say filter him though Look at him It's a little bit of a nice. It's a little too much. All right, it's all right.

Robert, last question. I know. You are Noah. And you are allowed to kick one species of animal off the arc. Bautos. Which one? Please. Major.

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You know, a reason for it that creeps me out. I don't even like looking at them Terranch was what was yours again Translations are a purpose but the skiddle sir. Nothing no purpose whatsoever. Right. Right All right, so that was it that's that on that game is over my Or no Sunday Jeff you didn't get to go right all right that game is over my translate or no it's on the jet you didn't get to go right all right something Jeff something what does the world need now more than ever common sense a plague or a social media EMP

Mmm Electro-magnetic pulse social media electromagnetic. Yeah, that would knock out social media so nobody could online and talk Hmm, that's a tough one I don't know if you would want a plague You look like you've won on hard times ever since you're a flee circus. Someone kicked him off the arc. You look like Evan Ease's spru just told you no more coal on the fire. What do we got? What do we got you? The media one I'm going to go with kill.

The media one. The EMP. I'm going to go with kill. Alright, and what's Gidham's answer? What was the other two? A plague or common sense sense that targets Dakota fan Play again, you know thin it out. Yeah, okay I'm gonna see common sense say common sense for Get him cute reveal your answer. I think the world needs an EMP to socialize

Wipe it out enough nonsense life that you came up with now. No, that was me Team Q if if if get them Wanted What'd you say? Comments sense. Yeah, all right get them. We know we know what your where your heads at. What do we need the world doesn't need more comments This is a fucking dream team Person is fucking clean up I don't know the name of the trash. Oh, that's bad.

Series MVP over here. I told you, there's no way he should be picked. A lot of game left, Sunday and Saturday. A lot of trophy spec here. Some of them are right. We're getting now, give us a talent, because we're getting into the V game of the game of the night. I think this is one I'm most anticipate

of coming up next. Team BRISE consistently had eight points, while Team Q has 15. So, after two rounds, you've lost two points. Gain nothing, you've lost ground. I like how when I pick so you're like, you're a fucking idiot. No way, these are all best pieces.

You don't have to know this, fuck. Oh wow. But it's better if you do that. We're at the point of the game. We at the point of the game with the losers some a excuses All right get him get your box I'm out of powder's pouch, you're a sedge. I'm out of powder's pouch, you're a sedge. I'm out of powder's pouch, you're a sedge. I'm out of powder's pouch, you're a sedge. I'm out of powder's pouch, you're a sedge.

I'm out of powder's pouch, you're a sedge. I'm out of powder's pouch, you're a sedge. I'm out of powder's pouch, you're a sedge. I'm out of powder's pouch, you're a sedge. I'm out of powder's pouch, you're a sedge. I'm out of powder's pouch, you're a sedge. I'm out of powder's pouch, you're a sedge. I'm out of powder's pouch, you're a sedge. I'm out of powder's pouch I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that.

I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that.

I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. art testing I haven't seen one in a while but I would have heard a bird feeder over I think it's right there I'm getting fucking feeding her with a massive erection This is broken this is the one I was proud of the most when we were compiling the games All right, I think this one has potential Q this, this one I want you to take to your celebrity friends and get this on game show network. All right. You don't need that.

Well, go pull it out, yet. Oh. Oh. This one's called Let's Get Him On. Oh, my gosh. All right. I'm already working on the pass. Is all the players ready to hear the rules?

This game consists of three time grounds as both teams will send one player to role play and ad lib as Gidham's lover, as Brian Acure will role play as Gidham. Okay. The scene, we are eavesdropping on the couple as the indulgence of some steamy, lovey, w pillow talk while lying in bed.

Now wait, there's rules. There's things you got to hit. There's targets. Go ahead, so I'm a little lost on it. So they're playing get them. They won't roleplay as get them constantly, because I felt only they knew get them. Okay. Got points that they should be hitting. Then they're going to choose someone else. They are going to pick someone player from each of their team

for three rounds. Are they only going to pick three you guys to roleplay as their lover? As not the girls, but just any. No, yeah, as a former lover. So what is the goal? What is the goal? I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you right now.

Go first. It's easy for you if you're already deceased if you're a former lover. The object in said pillow talk game with Gidem is to say what they think would best arouse and bring the real Gidem who will be listening to a simulated climax in the quickest time possible. The real Gidem will be using sound effects to alert our role-playing couples when they have reached three critical moments in the pillow talk. Critical moment one, Gidem will have a bell he will ring if he approves of the topics and direction of the pillow talk. Gidem. Critical moment two, Gidem will have a slide whistle.

I feel like I've been in the same state. Gidem will have a slide whistle to represent when a team has him at his most aroused state. Critical moment three. The enemy will have an air horn that he will press to represent when a team has made him but he can't take it anymore. Did you pick the three items? I love it. The clock will randomly stop within a round as a TSD spice card will be drawn in red.

That will inject some old school TSD romance into the conversation that players must incorporate. Clock will start again after the card is red. Gidham also has a special sound effect that he will use. If he feels the person roleplaying as his lover just isn't getting the job done, we call this sound kick it to the curb. Then you must replace the lover with another player. Oh wow. Okay, so you have a certain amount of time to get to the horn. Well, after each team sends three three rounds Once once you get all those sound effects in the clock stops and we will we will add the three times and

Then divide them by three and whoever gets the lowest whoever gets the lowest score So an average we'll get 15 get them points. Oh What are the cards that to do it again? Those are the spice cards that he will play. He will, what is the PSC spice card coming? That's answer the horn those come. Those are just random. You get them at any point.

You just be like, you know what? I want to spice it up. I don't. And he will read aloud what has to be wrote. What have you checked? That becomes the new reality of the roll? Yes, okay sweet Okay, he will get him a you just when you want to do a spice card just basically stop down time for some spice

Go ahead So so somebody's got to act is that what is old dates? You're just in you're just you're just a you're hit the scenario you're faced that you're lying down You're you're faced to face with him and you're just having some lovey w pillow talk to get him to get him You know hot Alright who's got cue you'll be going first? Oh yeah, first time they have less points I think. The game master is fucking being questioned. Alright, well you could you go peel to get him if you want.

Who should go first? I got the fucking IP radio. But when you pick it is your first lover. I gotta go with Sunday Jeff, this guy's been tearing it up. But first, from last pick to first lover. How about that? That's a Cinderella story That's what this the all over that I couldn't I could have picked a stage of a television this one So do you have your timer ready to go? I believe so yes, I'm 30 you have all your sound effects ready as you hear things that are going on You have all your sound effects ready as you hear things that are going on. I believe so yes.

What I just start. Well, get him. I'll tell you when to start when the clock starts. I'm getting your your the lover You're you're the lover you we assume it's a female I'm gonna have to drive his dream. All right. Whenever you say go get him. Start. Hey baby, put on these sweatshacks for me. Mmm. Well, I'm doing it right now. get them all the way up to the calf

My god to me for just walk around the room for you. Let me see those calves Oh god to me favor kill that spider on the wall over Look I brought you some chicken wings. I haven't made under the bed here. They were fried twice. Did you hang them from the bird house? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Eat. Eat. Eat them. Oh, yeah. Play on my sheets. I have them especially printed. that is Dakota fanics corpse Spice card or they kick it into the curb. I'm gonna go spice car

All right pick a card just on day Jeff yeah Let get him read it Person role playing as get him ases partner of the possibility of any mother X type action oh shit mother X that was didn't you just fuck her like all the daughter was gone we're there all right I got all right all right I got start the clock again okay go all right oh listen the cell listen I'm I'm glad you're into everything so far you know your mother still mother you still a big mother Yes, I do because the last time I saw her she was a stripper down on a third of that triple thirty-six

She was but she's still is she into this is she was she think she'll come down. She likes your dirty sheets She likes my dirty sheets. I don't watch these things. I know yeah You at least the EU and your mom rolling around on these sheets, huh? Let's get it on baby. Oh my god This my 1986 Samsung flip phone Yeah, you gotta hit that three buttons, bro. Can you say that one? Oh, man. Yeah! Oh, wow! There we go! Awesome. What was the time on that?

I don't know what happened. The one minute, 31 seconds. All right. The flip-off reference made you a jack-leaf. So wait, what's that? I don't understand. How did you win? So how do you win?

The longer it goes. No, you want to do it the shorter it goes. So you want to make sure you're getting on, you're hitting all the things that you think may he make turn them on. What a fucking misplay. He just named every single thing that he was about to do. I gave you the opportunity to go first

and you're fucking mocking me. You laughed at my face. I was trying to just do it as Sunday Jeff, as the formal lover, was supposed to be turning on cue who was get him But get it you as get him to all the work though. We're supposed to turn on get him sometimes. Sometimes it's sometimes it's a one-way street He's just judging the scene of what's getting him turned on get him yet. Get him just hearing Got it so the goal was not for him to around his

Conversation just hearing it. I got it so the goal was not for him to around his car. No, it's just a conversation. I just want everybody I want to be speaking from the class. Yes. So so you're looking to be a minute 31 or you know, but if you don't, you're still hope for the next round. Okay. All right. Who Brian who's going to be your lover in this round. I'll take up to it. So it was a lover. This is where strength is gonna come in Try whenever you want to start the clock and announce it get them Everything you just learned about getting this set already Ready sure all right, let's get them on Hey, honey, I have a surprise for you. I Ready? Sure. Alright, let's get them on.

Hey honey, I have a surprise for you. I changed all the locks to smart locks. So no more broken keys. We never have to use a key again. Everything's controlled from our smartphone. Even the door to the mudroom? Yes, even the door to the mudroom. Critical point one has been reached. Hey, do I ever tell you that I have a falcon as a pet? Oh, the size of that bird house must

be insane. It's right out back. Yeah, I'd love for you to just stop. He needs a second. I'm crazy. He's gone. I'm ready. The giant bird. How's what's he doing for it? The person role-playing is good. He has to win the most tasteful and classy manner in choir about stool and possibility. Oh, shit! Stool and? What's that? You can't let him climb down here.

And that, he rabbi... The classy. The classy. The classy, huh? Brian Johnson is known about his class. And that A-rabby, it's classy. Classy, huh? Brian Johnson is not about his class. He's going to be a unit of his class.

It's all right. Let's start now. So in my house, the mudroom has a totally different... I've been out here to float on the sand. Oh, do tell, do tell. Have you ever Dabbled in you know taking a trip down to brown town Twice today Critical point to hey, I'd be headed to court of spanny, you want a skull fucker? What was it time? What was it time? What was it time?

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What was it time? What was it time? What was it time? What was it time? What was it time? What was it time? What was it time? What was it time? I've never had it in a bucket all along! Alright, hi, this is Sunday Jeff. And I'm here for my toast to Gimli Steve Dave. When I first met Gimli, I said to myself, this is the goofiest bastard I have ever met. And now, after many years later, I have come to realize that he still is the goofiest bastard I have ever met.

As goofy as he may seem, I now call him friend. But today, Gidham has found his life-long soulmate, one which he can spend intimate nights with and have children with, to pass on his thoroughbred genes for generations to come. And to that, I congratulate him, as he now has a way to get the rest of his teeth knocked out as only true love could have it So I raise my glass and I toast to you to Mr. and Mrs. Gidham Steve Dave To Mr. Mrs. Gidham Steve Dave Dear God in heaven how the hell did this happen? I am truly

disgusted with Giddim's lack of, I don't know, what would you call it? Self-esteem, and this poor girl who was duped into a life of servitude to a man who sleeps on sheets that he hasn't changed in a year. Just remember that you will literally be sleeping with everyone that Gidham has ever slept with, which admittedly is probably not a large number. I would wish you happiness, you won't find it, it comes from within and Get him has none and also just remember one of the thing young lady by marrying get him You are no longer eligible to testify against him in a court of law. So cheers to you both You creepy bastards You have creepy bastards.

Hey, gittermen, it's Jay Sarge. I just wanted to wish you the very best on this your wedding day. And... I want to do it the only way I know how. ¡Vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, ver, ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, ver, ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, vamos a ver, ver, ver, vamos a ver, ver, vamos a ver, ver, ver, ver, vamos a ver, ver, ver What the hell guys, this is why we have the demon portal in the living room. So you don't come in here and bust up my shit while I'm recording. What's so important that you have to come in and what's going on? That's awesome. That's awesome. That's really why you appeared in my studio

to just like give me shit about the song I'm recording on this, the day of Gidams wedding. What is, what is it, what do you need? All right, if it's just you guys come to say something like, woe woe woe in your demon voices, I mean I think everybody's probably expecting that. That's not really busting into the studio kind of situation, what's the message? Okay, then how can I remember every Sunday? But remember, 4 eternity kids will be watching you.

Alright, well this is why I drink. So, I'm getting out of here. I guess I'll see you guys in hell. Go clean your room. Round 2, who's your lover, Kale? Gotta go with Troy. I gotta go with Troy. Yeah, I gotta go with Troy.

He's got a, uh, Jesus Christ. You know why can I explain why? I want the rest of my team to understand why I went with Troy. Because he has been exposed as an officer of law to the sickest, most depraved elements of society. And I feel like he can he can come back with some good stuff. Why did you applaud that Troy saw the sickest and of men's to prep?

He applauded everything if you'll notice. All right, get on this one baby. All right. All right. You ready? Yeah. All right. All right, let me just all right. You ready? Yeah. Alright. Alright, let me just all right, we're here. We're here. I'm going to take this blindfold off you baby.

That's right. We're at the Collins Wood auction. Yeah, it's closed. And nobody here but you and me. You see that sign with the old guy with the finger point? It's going right up your ass that Oh my god, who's that watching from the woods that's American Gino It's the guy from Gidams bar. Yeah, he's gonna watch you He's gonna watch you suck on that bottle. God suck on that bottle That's from 1936 that bottle All right, oh my god, oh my god light my nipples. I'll fire with a zip-o I said, I'm trying. Oh, not one.

I think the Zipo, now put him over the edge. Person roleplaying as Gidem reveals to his partner his chocolate pudding fetish. Oh shit. Start the clock. Yeah. Start the clock. See that baby pull out there, buddy? Yeah.

I bought that at the auction for $3. And see how those expired pudding? Yeah. I bought them at the auction for three dollars and see all those expired putting yeah I bought them at the auction for two dollars. We're gonna mix it up, baby That's it light my nipples on fire while I roll around and just putting use that simple light this on fire Oh You call this over buddy Also, he is a Easter I got fun thing that the listener will never have experience But just now get him in both hands. He had the horn grips and he had the car crash Sound maker grips and he was staring at both Literally like a soapy choice

It was anybody's bowl game just now Shit I went deep. I wanted to his Instagram history on that one The mercantino. Oh, Tino. All right. I guess that's why that's why you got the spice All right, bro, you pick it Chris, well, it was my time One five six. Oh On an average was still down. Well, we got to see what they get. What was your first? What was your first one?

131 Whenever you guys are ready Ready go you guys are ready. Ready? Go! How are those shackles fitting? Like a glove. Yeah, yeah. Custommade them just for you. Out of old horse shoes. You know what all those eggs cartons on the walls are about, right? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. But yet me wet. Yeah, yeah. What about that high-powered hose I picked you with earlier? Critical point one!

Where are the net? Bring the hose in again. Oh, I'll hose you down. Stop! Spice card. Okay. I like the spice card. It's easier.

Person roleplaying is Get Him Reveals to his partner. He has an intimate relation with the skeleton balloon. He had an intimate relationship. Had an intimate relation with skeleton balloon. Balloon? Yeah. You don't know this about your friend. You don't know this about your friend. Now it starts.

It's not a true story. Somehow it's got turned into a true story. It's just like a pool noodle. Ready? Go. Now I'm sure most of the guys you've been with, you know, will fuck any kind of mylar balloon, but there's many we'll take on a skeleton.

You into that, baby? Big time. I got three in my truck. I'm not talking about like the balloon of an anorexica. I'm talking full-on skeleton. Fucking dripping. Ditto on myself as you're speaking. You're all archipy puppet.

Pop that shit for you, baby. Pop it on my face. I'm wrong archery pop it That's a few baby I'll put a little of my face You're kicking it to the curb I got kicked to the curb Yeah, he was too vulgar. It was too graphic The face But it's time still got a lot of time stops because of it so it actually it actually Yeah, but now that everybody has bringing a new new lover in though Oh, they're gonna continue The lovers get a curve. This is a time remain apparently that was the line

Wow, it was the new lover get him you get to choose you blew the horn on skull fucking a dead child's head Put the code is finally dead Rob Bruce or Frank five I'm gonna go rob Bruce. Okay go Go Did he say that he was turned on by hair lips rob what's going on? Okay, all right. Look at that clock just ticking. Gannum, I really like your red decor. This isn't my... This is a Johnny on this spot at the college of Washington.

This is where I live. You're part of the... I just love the view from the Johnny in the spot and the smell like James McGrasey. Well, you're gonna love the view even more Johnny in the spot and the smell like Joe's me crazy Twerley's one way drowning in feces isn't Oh Holy shit always going for it. Go for strike by Hello Go go the last critical point is the horns okay okay? Okay, wait, I got the slide whistle every time. Okay, go!

Hey baby, I cannot believe you found the whole crate of zippos and brought them over. I know what might be like that. 226. Wow. What is this? Hey, three zippos. 226 wow I've got a move on I've got a move that's going to skip the ball and get us right to the fucking right to the slide whistle I'm doing a fucking get him three way Oh

That's it man, it's not My fucking two remaining All right All right, me to be a favor and set up that webcam right here We'll bring back to him's webcam right now I got two of them right now. Let's not get rid of the point. Yeah.

We got, we're doing, oh yeah. All right, all right here. Mike, get that, get that storybook and you start drinking now, because we're gonna tell some, we're gonna tell some stories on these webcams. Oh my god, he's fucking awesome. Oh, that's it. Oh yeah, what, what a resolution are these webcams in Ming? What resolution? We have 1080p for sure. Oh, yeah. Oh, what what a resolution of these webcams in Ming resolution.

We're with 1080p for sure. Oh, yeah, 4k bitch. If I'm in the high school dumpster. Oh, okay. I set up bitches. All right. You're gonna press that horn. I don't think you need any more spice. No. Person roleplaying is getting reveals. He thinks of Spider-Man to prolong the act. Yeah. All right. I can work with that. No spice it up. All right, ready? Yeah. Start.

All right, Chief. Read that Spider-Man comics to our audience because thinking of Spider-Man makes me last longer. You got it. Did you eat the meat that I found in the dumpster? Oh, you're so drunk, baby. Oh, yeah. Yeah, four cards. I like it just out of my webs.

And I still tell Steve Dave that Yes, that's it. It was crazy alarming how How he didn't to get on your head I'm alar lot of this well All the things you brought up You knew would be his wife I consider him his friend So I record his tendencies you know somewhere in my heart

I try and keep track of what so this recap recap these guys winning for turning on a dude Try to say you don't care that you lost I So is that the so we ran to do this when is it right and then this is our last round our last round. So what can we give a time that they would have to be? Let's add up, let's add up Team Q's three rounds. So I'll probably do this. So it's my piece. But then we see. I've never felt so bad for Laura Bruce as when I was just having the pillage on her husband.

I didn't like it. I'd seriously, these felt bad for Laura Bruce before. I could think of anything. At a minute 47. I was fucked up, man. Just like looking through the eyebrows. And he was like, hey, you're like, hey, you're like, I can even say word.

He just made a noise. He's fucked up. I'd rather lose. You know what I had on my side? I had fucking Ming Chen with the technical details of a webcam. I knew that was his. And then talk about committing to being drunk. He started reading Spider-Man and drunk talk, man.

I was just going to blow a load when Ming says 4k. You look like Luke Costello's corpse was found on the equator. Yeah, but average time. We said about a minute nine for Team Q. Team prize at a minute 45. Oh, you really don't bring that in the bag. You guys need a quick one. You need like the quickest of quickies. But the contempt that your team has shown yet. They've shown no level.

I don't think it's going to help. Other than a hissal. Chris has just been a Malchite hold He's nothing he's nothing. He's at the roast this Just a fucking Albatross around your neck to know what the girls are thinking now like are they rooting for their team I think you're gonna lose 300 chickens in this divorce. You're gonna lose 300 chickens in this divorce. You wanna do something, you wanna post something out of your hat?

Like you did, you wanna go off the board and do something. Did you get the fucking hat off to pull something out of it? No, I made you, bro. You wanna do something crazy here in this last round. You like, you went with the, with the, with the three, with two partners, you want to do that? With an, with an interracial three way. Yeah, just in case anyone didn't know I'm you, Lato. Oh, so, the relation.

So we got a bonus to try to bring it. Yeah, you got, we got one more chance here. Hmm, it's allowed. to bring it. Yeah, you got one more chance here. It's a loud right? I don't. You say you say wild card. You could bring it to the judge. See what he says. Judge, we want to bring one of your potential wives into the is only bring your team and team He's like all males please

You can only bring in your team But that was that was you have the power to overturn that rule You can only bring your contestant Okay, okay, okay, I thought he meant our team right now your team's contest. Oh great. Okay great I said great You know you guys is a dangerous game you plan this is an unknown quantity you bring That's a good thing. What oh god You've seen here. Yes, and then you feel about stew.

Oh, yeah. It's ever easiest. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. It doesn't even want to be there. Why? You can get a three.

Wait, why? Oh, this is really... We got to the jester in the locker. That's why I love it. In 30 seconds. Thank you buddy. We'll go for the chrysanthemum. We'll go for the chrysanthemum. We'll go for the chrysanthemum. And by me, Brian is me. Right. But you buddy. Good job. I'm trying to turn him on through dialogue in 30 seconds.

And by me, Brian is me. Right. But he's judging the turn. Yes. You can't turn him out. Just remember getting out. Yeah, if I can turn him on, then I just four fans. Yeah, one.

Because there's no point. Oh, no. Oh, oh, oh. So you and Sal need to turn me on with your feminine wires. Oh. How did you get him? There you go. All right. with your feminine wiles. How's it going? How's it going? Alright.

Okay. Here we go. Start. Hey baby, Ashley came to me and asked if we want to all go in the coop for a romp. The coop huh? Yeah, the chicken's all over me. Yeah, pretty, pretty wild. The feathers are going to fly baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck me

What do you say Ashley you're into it? I'm gonna pluck the shit out of you Fuck me from behind I'm gonna plot the shit out of you That was I hit there was no need for a spice Three-four This is gonna be close 15 get-and-point The average I think we won the lowest yeah, we want just do something to be proud This is gonna be close Well, this isn't for the whole kid I know but I want to try and catch up 15 get-and-coins is a lot

Yeah, I'm trying to catch it. You want to talk? No I think GitHub coins is a lot, yeah. I'm trying to catch it. You want to talk, get that out of the line? No, I have to. You want to go back to borrow money? I'm not going to be able to be foreign on the line. Yeah, they're probably the same outcome. It's the same outcome. Same outcome. I'm dead.

I'm losing. You work for GitHub, huh? Oh, clock me from behind. No, clock me. Oh, it's clock me. Watch me. I was going to be fine. Wait, do I see, I didn't see.

No, you said clock me. It's a clock. I would have gotten the car crash if you had gone that dirty. Oh, it's watching. Watch me. Wait, do I see... I didn't even see... No, he said block. It's not block. You would have gotten the car crash if you had gone that dirty. He's all that kind of trash. Oh, that's the upper part. Why? You're in the face.

Alright, I'm too. We got it. We got it. We got it. Hellio. It's a double check. It's a double check. Oh, man.

Is it closed? I think we had a debacle on the two-minute block. I think we lost Yeah, I don't think the plucking from behind We were through three different lovers Trained and shit my team is like the 18 of this shit, man I don't have a weak link in this chain. That is who's your ba brocus. What's up? Who's your ba brocus? this chain. That is. Who's your B.A. Barockus?

What's up? Who's your B.A. Barockus? Oh, do you have my muscle? It's got that Troy. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I got face. Okay. That's right.

I take it all off. For good, hollying man, Murdoch. That's that Troy. Murdoch, definitely, Sunday Jett. Oh! And he is the, uh, that newspaper. Oh, Amy, Amy Allen. You're awesome.

Does it matter to the colors? Yeah. Rudolph's definitely something to judge. Oh! And he's the, uh, that newspaper. Oh, Amy, Amy, I don't know what else to say. You're awesome. Those are the matter of the colors. Yeah. Okay. All right, so let's be tabulated twice.

Okay, you read it out. You're recording this, like, you're recording. All right, we're the average time of 83.6 seconds, team Brie. And team Q comes in with an average time of 69. Oh, yeah. 69 below that air. Yeah. Look, look at that from behind. You're going to do guys who also play in this round. Oh, man.

I missed the game. What is game? Match game. It's a match game. Okay. Much like the 70s match game show, teams will try to match Gidham's answer in the spirit of match game using curse words as your answer will result in disqualification. But innuendos are very much encouraged.

Each correct match is worth five Gidham points. Oh. This game also allows contestants one and two a chance to play, and if they match, get him, it's worth 10 points. Woo! So, would you ever you guys write if you guys match it? It's gonna be worth 10 points if you get it.

Oh wow, lady's hiding. But you're only going when your team's going. So on the first question,'ve had the first question is gonna go to Brian So all the Brian's representative will be answering and then we choose team go Yes, yeah, we confirm but you guys you got one team is not going only one team's going Because you're not trying to match you don't want to match. Well, one of those.

Oh, that would work right? If everybody going it's gonna work. Okay, all right. So everybody can go. Okay. Okay. I remember match gaming just like this. Like,

people will be like, wait, how do we play? I'm trying to make it. But I think it's for two teams. That's a different because only one contestant would go a one time though. Those assholes had everything structured. You're on the fuck. It's kind of lying, man. It's kind of like... I'm also trying to, they never were never trying to shoehorn in guys doing pillow talk to each other.

I don't know. Charles Nelson Rally was, uh, yeah... That's not going to go like, cancel. Charles Nelson Rally was, yeah. That's not going to go to canceled. That's not going to go to canceled. That's not going to go to canceled. That's not going to go to canceled. All right. So this is questions for everybody.

If you match it, it's worth five points for your team, right? And if you girls match it, it's worth 10 points. Okay. Question one. Gimsteep, they really loves bottles. I was over his house the other day and he even uses bottles to blank So Jim don't answer you don't say anything you guys everybody writes their answer down And you're trying it's completely open ended

Yeah, yeah, I'll read it again. Get him Steve Dave really loves bottles. I was over his house the other day And he even uses bottles to blank It doesn't have to be a word it could be. It could be more than one word. Are we going for Jokey? We're trying to actually guess right. So he's answered he's already. No, he's gonna answer it right now. He's never heard the question before. Oh, it's just like that game. Now get him, are you going to be Jokey or serious? Yeah. That's's important I think I think serious serious okay he shouldn't be a yeah you guys should not be seeing what you're like

it's not a serious try for you get close your eyes get them to see they rid those bottles I was over his house here today and he and he even uses bottles to blank. Are we allowed to have a jockey answer followed by the real answer? You can give the like in the spirit of the you're asking me to say, they did say a fake answer. And then they turn our car over and reveal the real answer. You got to reveal your car to get them to get the point. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. okay. Don't look at him Rob don't don't So tell me what everyone said to or ask the last I'll read again Boy get him Steve Dave really loves bottles. I was over his house the other day and he even uses bottles to blank

Like this I thought you would love this I am but I'm like oh shit No, I am, but I'm like, oh shit. Okay. You're blanking. No, I'm not, but. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Can we have some like 70s music too? Well, decked.

Deckling, you have bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb. Oh, thank you, decked. Dendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendend I think it's a dead end to that. Everybody got their answer? Does... Get him out of his. Yes. Is this a team thing? Everybody's answering. Everybody's answering, but the contestants are garnering points if you match your match

You got a match. You got a match. Everybody's got a man. All right What could he have more than one answer? No, he's gonna say one thing He's gonna reveal his answer to us and then I'm gonna go around the table to get your guys answers You see how close it was all right, and he will be the final judge if it's close enough if it's in the spirit of the answer He will say I will take that or I want to show him so many adventure off will be okay You never see match game. Yeah, I mean it's been a while, but I just was I'm just it's been fucking 25 So he doesn't get the hero of ours that possibly all right everybody's ready. Yeah, everybody has an answer written down, right? You look like you're still writing

Okay, get him Steve Dave here's a question Boy, get him Steve Dave really loves bottles. I was over his house the other day and he even uses bottles to blank to cook with Or prepare food. All right, bro. You're fucking kidding me. That's... Well, you never rolled out like way better. I tried my side. That's not cooking, that's baking.

No. You're rolling out dough that's baking. It's not cooking. It sounds like you're baking. Did you write baking? And answer that. They're fucking. You exactly, you were trying to figure out what the hell

else you could do to use bottles. And it's not real. Cooking's less for preparing food. Yeah, but you don't figure out what the hell else you could use bottles and it's not real. Cooking's less preparing food. Yeah, but you don't prepare food with bottles. Yeah, there's rollin' out of sesame bits. It's just something. It's something. We're just gonna have to do it. Where's your temple? Is that a human bitch in the back?

It's the baby. It was rollin' out of slimy biscuits in the other day. So anybody had any of that? No big deal. All right, right, you're going to go first. Okay, my first answer was to keep his ships in. Ah! My second answer was decorate his bedroom.

No idea. I don't think I would have done that. Decor decorating his bedroom? No idea, I didn't think it was gonna be. Decorating his bedroom was good. Oh, so we had to put chances. No, you know. That was like it. Like a Hollywood story. Yeah, I got it. No, no.

They're like cute. Well, my first answer was to store Hort Seaman. Wow. Well, there it with candle holders. That can't be put in buzzers in there. No, there's no. Second pick would be out. What the fuck are you saying?

Part of the fuss to me? I put one real answer. I put drink his beverages from him. You need to understand that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no that battle which he has been doing all my long. Three-times has taken water from this bottle and poured it into the bigger bottle and then used it to drink the water. There's no foreseeable reason why he went to judge and drink it from this bottle. I watched him do it all night. I was befuddled and I thought it was a sigh from God.

I guess not. I guess he used it to roll down. I even like put two bottles into the one big bottle. Just the one. All right. Astel. Troy. I turned you five times, I said, he's pulling the two bottles.

He's the other bottle. Oh yes. My first answer was he uses the bottles to bludgeon dates into submission and then I went with decorate which would be the same thing. I put it to pay in. I thought that was good. I thought that was good. I told them. We've all been for that Sometimes that upstairs bathroom is just too far together. My answer is he uses bottles to make whoopee Make whoopee with himself with himself he fucks his bottles I don't know. Don't put cards away because there's one more question at the end of the fight. Um, um, uh, Frank number five.

I said he used them to bathe and I thought he had maybe a really big bottle. Like in the polka nose they have like a sheet of metal. That's a beautiful mountain. Hey, they still have them. Don't fight. All right, my joke answer is, uh, masturb, and then my real answer is fucking masturbate. You fucking freak! You're scrubbing toilets.

I think we're crossing over that Mrs. Five has gone to Mount Erie Lodge several times. So, so is Mike. Rob Bruce. How long? To store stuff in like rice snails Why did you put your name on your tag up there? Did you think someone else was gonna read off of your card? Seriously, it's a bitch getting old rap Sunday Jeff. I went almost the same as Sal to drink out of it.

I have no matches. I can't believe that. I really thought we got two more. I don't know. We got two more over there. I thought a lot of these answers were good answers. But I would have never thought he used it to prepare food. We do have two more answers over there.

Oh, that's right. The girls are punks. Drives to do. Go Oh, that's right. The girls are punny rides to be Go ahead contestant one Disgusting I said he did all himself with bottles All right, there you are of course it's a print charming right there. It was himself with that was a wrong answer here and contestant to Congratulations guys buzzing Like those folks, yeah, I said she is. She's probably those folks. Yeah, you guys name her. Yeah, congratulations, guys, closing. That's my guy.

Well, you're best shirt. So good job. Good job. No right answers on that. Oh, um. Strangely. Last question, logic. Still sent it.

I'm not giving it up. Final B all end all where you guys are be able to sped it all and try to win. Get him, Steve. They've said, I like my women. like I like my zip-boast. They both better be blank Thank you so much, Walt. I love you. All right, get him Steve. They get him Steve. They've said I like my women like I like my zip-boast They both better be blank My first answer was old used and butted auction

And my second answer was hot That my second answer was hot. Well, I would do your call to get him. You would, you would, you're the judge on that, which is that in spirit of the answer? Yeah. So five points. Five points. That was worth it. Alright.

Cute. Alright, well, my first answer was old and filled with fluid. But my answer was easy to open. What was not the answer we were looking for. No. I mean, I'm a self-sacred. Yo, Cancer was full of gas. And my real answer was on fire, aka hot. Is it written, Dave? I- aka hot. Oh!

Another match! I wrote aka hot. Damn! I'm gonna make a broy now. Are you yet? My drill cancer was purchased cheap and a dirt lot. And my real answer was hot. Yay!

So my timegames predictable. Chris. My joke answer was like when filled with fluid and then my real answer was lit Big like to zip was joke answer solid but real answer hot and shiny what is that acceptable? Frank five my joke answer was that the woman had You guys are going right? Right? Frank five? My joke answer was that the woman had to be cheap and my real answer was that she had to be functional. Is that how? That's just your joke answer.

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You're on hotline, are you giving me a kill over now? Oh, it's tight. But you can, you can't not give my hot and shine. No, but it doesn't matter. And it gives you a hot. It keeps into a ball. It does give you a ball, so it doesn't matter. Sorry, they Jeff.

Hot, baby. Yay! That's all I can about. So say to both it's a wash it doesn't matter. Sorry, Jeff Hi, baby Potential suitors here worth the ten points what they contested one side I yourself though. She's like yeah, that's all right now. I'll care contestant too. Get up. Fire. Fire from you. Yeah, you're right.

But you're easy to strike. Oh, Sandy right? That's how I get them thrown in the handy right? Yep. Oh, that's how well I get them thrown the fire you don't let them do the check all right last but there's what you guys can really you guys do here all right this one's called getms got all the answers series this is it they never they were going right into the wedding

yes teams gamble all their get-im-points Based upon questions get them must answer here's an example question You'll I'll read the question and then you guys will confirm what you guys want to bet if you get the answer right What's the score right now? So we know if you can you can gamble if you wait what's the score right now? Team Bri has 18 points and team Q has 50 You guys win there's more than one question 50 and 18 If you get it's a 50-foot in the chance you're gonna get it right if you get you say you can't get it right

Well, there's a 50-foot in 50 50. I'm gonna bet one point. Oh, it's not. It's only if you can get it right. You get the points. Oh, okay. All right, well, whatever. Here's the example of what we're gonna be asking. I can only live where there is light.

But I die if the light shines on me. What am I? You would you would wager if he's gonna get that question right? I can only live where there is light, but I die if the light shines on me What am I? He's got a answer. I got a shadow. Yeah Okay, is this down to the team captains to this is down to the team captain solely but you think they can they can confirm What you can for all of us. Oh, okay. Well, this is just an example. I'm like, what would you guys bet on that? Every get it 25 you bet all 18. Yeah, you can't you want to save yourself for some points. I just do

Okay, what would you bet on that 10? 25 that he's gonna get it right. Oh, then he's gonna get it right. We could only bet what we have You basically have to gamble Everything that you get the first question right to win right because I'm only one point. There's no reason But there's no there's multiple questions Point there's no reason but there's not as multiple questions. Yeah, but you You'll be 35 questions down I'll drop from 50 to 49 if I lose okay, all right Well, what would you guys have been so we need to bet it all twice? No, no, no, no, we need to bet it. Yeah, no, no, we need to bet it all the first time get it right

Then we'll have 36 and we'll have to beat his 49 But what you could lose in all and we'll have to beat his 49, but... Well, you can lose it all. But you can win. What did you guys want to bet on? Let's do that sample one. What would you bet? Oh, what would you bet?

10, 15? No, they got a D-18. We have to do it all. Okay, you were bet one. One. Okay, he would get it right. He didn't want us to answer it to that. Shout out.

That's right. Just like Mike said. That's right. That's the sample question. It's made lower than X. It was the sample question. So you guys, what do you guys go to got 18 point extra points right here? You only would have got one. That's all right. So you got to really You don't know how hard you think you had the best right-rated question

Okay, I'm gonna have one no matter what But the first one is not there's no reason we'd have had anything but one point No matter what anything but one point. No matter what. Because even if we bet 17 so we don't have zero, we can never win them one. Right. They have to win the first question. They have no choice. They don't. You don't know how many questions are. But it doesn't. We have to catch up. There's nothing left. You have nothing left to do. Don't bet at all. Here's a chance you could. But if they, but if they don't win the first one, this is so far in the hole.

If they bet 10, now they got up to 28, then they could just bet that again, be at 56. For 65, by the way. See, I found the carrot in the water. Right, he's right. Maybe we just bet 10 at first. Tell it, don't bet at all. Like, I found the carrot in the water. I found the carrot in the water.

I found the carrot in the water. Don't worry. It's not going to be enough. It's not bothering you for less three hours. I'm by the car in the one So how many so we don't know how many questions tell me what you guys are gonna bet on that first one So we don't get to know how many questions there are there are at least six Okay, then we should be more conservative so we don't get to hear the question first Biting oh you know what I got to I got get him few to What we got to get him few to where I did a poll and I know it would get him questions, but

Well, we could do that we did she wore that in real quick or we can make this the last one. Try to get it. What's the better way? Get him feuded. Everybody plays. That's it. All right. Team one, you're gonna go first. Names, and you girls could get in this one. Names something that get him thinks about right before he falls asleep, right? Not waking up.

Strike one. So? He answered this. No, I did a poll of listeners. Oh, like family feud, okay, okay. Name something that you get. Something that game thinks about right before he falls asleep. Can we confirm? No.

Not only at the last question. Oh, only with the final like when they try to. I'll go. If it's listeners and they know them and they're probably answering for real. I'll say since he loves Zippo so much maybe a Zippo collection or Zippo's in general. Number one answer Zippo. How many is this in the boy? Five. This is proven to be the hardest game like no one ever gets.

Crystal Adando. Yes the racetrack Strike two How is that possible that's what fucks about the show that's it those horses and shit I don't think he talks about the first track down the line. Right five I'm gonna say he talks about no he thinks about He thinks about I think he thinks about food Sleep eating pigeons and particularly Wow you strike the ring

Yeah, I mean I gotta say horses you're right horses. What's that listen? You got oh, yeah Can we go and bottle dump number two answer Two points all right the other other things you thought about were permanent teeth Sharpening is machete And new dance slash karate And New Dan slash karate. Woo! I'm a lion to polyendynamic.

That's it. Did they win that round? Yes, that round. Okay, that'll last. Oh, he's fucking mad from, that's always funny. Hey everybody, what's up? It's your second favorite town, Islander. Chris Ladondo.

Well, here we are again in the Cathedral of Virginia. Jay and Silent Bob, Secret Stash. Let's face it, you have more of a chance of getting sex in a church than in a comic book store. Even if it's from a guy wearing a funny hat and dress. Get him, when Wall texted me with the great news that you were getting married at the stash, my immediate response was to a human woman? Today is the beginning to a new beginning or new charges. Let us not look back to past relationships of so-called love. Even if as we speak,

the jarga you met a month ago near the bottle dump is breaking free from the ropes using her dead best friend's femur bone. She climbs out of the hole you left her in and runs through the woods that leads to the Garden State Parkway to get on with her life. No wait, no, no. Yeah, she's dead. She just got hit by an academy bus heading to Atlantic City. They say happiness is going through people's garbage or haggling the price of a zip-alighted with the Korean War veteran on a Sunday morning. Gidem is a hopeless romantic, but some would say just hopeless. And by some, I mean everyone breathing. He has been out of the sexual arena for a while. The last time he handled double D's was when he spilled Dunkin' Donuts on his Dungeons

and Dragons game board. Gidham was a wrestler back in high school, and this is Gidham. So he may try the same moves on you that he used on his most fierce opponent he has ever had, his sexuality. When Gidham is into a relationship, he's all in. Like he is with livestock, shoulder deep and fully erect. In return, Mrs. Gidem, your love for him should know no boundaries or at least be within the boundaries of the area of where the chain on your soon-to-be-wearing dog collar will allow. Mrs. Gidem, your dreamboat has docked. I see lots of LED lights in your future. Granted, they'll be coming from emergency service vehicles surrounding your home, aka

Gidem's Tricked Out BTK wagon, but LED lights nonetheless. And for your honeymoon, as you set sail through the Pine Barren swamps, hold on tight. No, seriously, hold on. He claims to be on some sort of spectrum so you never know when one of these freaks are going to snap. Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Gidham Steve Dave. Hi this is Telequad and this is Sorgell Euteen. Just kidding! We can't come to the phone right now.

We're at the vortex! If it's Tellum's Steve Dave calling, Congratulations on your 300th show! Brian, Walt, Keel's, you guys are awesome! Good luck and bright blessings on your next 300th from Sosyal 18! And, teleplied! We hope to see you guys again real soon with new and exciting evidence from the vortex!

Okay, really great song. It's too cool to be streaming. I know. Anyway, I just need that one. It's so funny. It's so funny. To win again. We're gonna start a childhood.

To win again. We're gonna start a childhood. As the angels are flying. Alright, this is Brian Quinn, one of the three hosts of Tellum Steve Dave. Listen to me, I'm in an Epcot center, I'm drinking, I'm going around the world here. Waltz is harassing me about a toast, forget him for his wedding thing. We recorded this thing fucking months ago, yet somehow, even down here in Florida, get him is still harassing me.

So, what you hear in the background, the drums is fucking the country of Italy, putting on a fantastic show for me, the serving me wine, the giving me fried galema, some pizza, this is bullshit, but here I am, recording something for Get Him Steve Dave, of all people, for a sham marriage that's never gonna fucking amount to anything because Gidham doesn't even have

the capacity to love. He doesn't have an innum all he wants to do is fucking steal websites and eat fried food that I keep telling him he's got to eat and until I see some change from that motherfucker I'm not giving it to him. All that motherfucker. Alright so I'm getting a high sign which means that I gotta go but I will say this I will say this congratulations to get them Steve Dave but more important than that congratulations to Brian Johnson Walt Flanagan myself and more more importantly, all the ants who have supported us up until this point.

Some of you are about to win the cunts, but the most you are nice, you know, and we do what we do, and we love it, and I don't know, I'm fucking drunk, man, I just had a beer made out of grapefruit in Disney's version of Germany. So there you go, congratulations, get them to the ants. I love you. You actually do give me the creative outlet that I love more than anything in the world than I will never ever ever be able to tell you how much

I appreciate that. Let it guys. Now the last question for these guys on this round would be, name a reason some listeners hated or hate. Get them. You stole our website. Number one answer. Yes, yes.

Asshole, you're on arts. No, it's like that. He's just rooting for love They hate his laugh. Yes Big this is somebody who recently they are jealous that you like him so much Two left right three three you? Three answers with no strikes. Guys, we can see all the bites here. Oh, it's mine. Um...

That'd be an ungrateful round of my top. They don't like his stories. Strike one. So, are they Jeff? Maybe they don't like his Facebook posts I have no idea What do you what text posts so far? Social media postings. Yeah, maybe some people might know. Ehh! He's like, fuck!

Shut the fuck up! Cute! Two strikes! I'm gonna say, talks over us. All the podcast. Ehh! Strike three you guys to steal us What we did we took easy ones off the We didn't know reason some listeners hate or hate it Get them Steve

We can't confirm we can fart us Yeah, is it something to say Overall attitude That's not general at all That's not general at all Overall demeanor Frank the show to a screen. I remember that. I don't think anybody cares about it.

It's just for Mike. Fucker. The answer was... What's been said, I'll give you this. What's been said. Health of Domain Name Hostage. Jellis of his TSD stature. Find his laugh slash voice annoying.

Just why is he so special? Could it be that he, that he dissed Quinn by not returning to this? Ah, that's a good one. Like, he had big time. Big time. You're gonna go with this Q over multiple invites? That's what I would go with this this queue over multiple invites It's up there I think hitting a trophy answer? Seeks attention too much attention on the card.

All right, so now we're back to the gittems got all the answers. Give me your what you're really to bet, which I believe was a buff one. One gittem point. You guys have how many get a point Did I got 53 to 20 now right? Yeah 20 What do you guys want to bet on the 50 one? 52 you have 50 yeah now you have 52 to 20 and we have 20 Realizing your only betting one

So much today betting I still get a few little bit to We'll bet two. We'll bet two. We'll bet two. Let's go to. Yeah, let's go to. We'll bet two.

Two get him coins. We're going to go to 10. 10 points. Okay. All's it. A surgeon. Okay, here we go. Here's your riddle.

A surgeon named Hal in a bus driver named Al. Are both in love with the same woman named Page. Al needs to go for a long trip of 10 days before he left he gave Page 10 apples. Why? We did. Can we bet a million? A surgeon named Hal and a bus driver named Al are both in love with the same woman name page I'll tell you right now names only anything Al needs to go for a long on a long trip for 10 days, but before he leaves he's giving page 10 apples. Why is he giving her 10 apples? Now you guys you guys don't say whether or not he gets it he needs to get this You guys

Need an answer I search your name hell and a bus driver named out Oh, that's a map right with the same woman named right. Yeah, Al needs to go on a long trip Before he left did you hear the game page did you hear? Why did you give her ten apples? Did you hear no, okay? I know No, okay, I know Come on We do we better if you would get it. Oh, we invite Apple's that it gets the right no, no, no, we get it wrong. No, you mean give us that off Well, we bet from the get it right. We wouldn't want to see whether you get to get you right or off Right, we want to bet from the get it right? I mean, we wouldn't want to know. You're about to see whether you get to get to right or wrong.

Right. We want to bet that he gets it wrong. Don't we get to wage your 10 if he gets to right or wrong? No. Yeah. Right. I thought that would be the whole thing. That's what we're saying in town.

I thought it was 10. Then he gets to right. For the shadow. For the one who wants to be the one who's going to be the one. He'll never get to that right. It's better. I changed it. We could do that.

But then we could never possibly catch up if we think he's going to get it right. I'm right. All right. No, no. But then we could never we could never possibly catch up if we think he's gonna get it wrong All right, you win if you guess whether you that's right or wrong if you say he's gonna get it wrong and he gets it wrong You win that's right. We don't you have a wolf and ask us We could throw that one out and start do it that way No use the question And let's just say now we use the question and let's just say now we said no we have one turn yet. But they had you guys had the advantage of him

fucking staring at like in the fucking stupid. So we had described the question to me the most fair. Okay, that would be almost fair to strike the question. Okay, all right, so here's the so you guys. You stupid fuck. You guys are obviously going to bat 10 again, right? Yeah, okay. So what's the now we was an apple with that key to You guys are obviously gonna bet 10 again, right? Yeah, okay We now we lose that question to get to catch up to the same thing Why okay, you're betting 10 and what are you gonna bet it on you?

You have to hear the question you're gonna bet then well you tell me Well, that's a little here the question. I'm not here the question. I see we should hear the question then bet Well, that's a little here the question or not here the question. I see we should hear the question then bet right The one who just a blind bet we should be taking turns. Yeah, you are gonna take turns right? Yeah, okay? Oh wait, so then if we lost a question there and we're only taking turns then the questions if there was six before I have more than six Okay, we just for us to know how much to bet I need to know how many questions are on because Okay, got it. So there's three chances we get versus they have three chances. Oh, I don't We're not always only living at the six. I have options here. We're not all betting on the same question with taking turns. Yeah. Oh Okay, okay, I didn't know that what is brown and sticky? You should know this.

You have to be stone-feeds. You want to get him. You want to get him. You want to bet he knows it or doesn't know it. So what is brown and sticky? I mean, I don't know it. It's a reddle. He had to reddle. It does nothing jumps tomorrow. I say we bet that he doesn't know it. Is that a reddle? The answer, reddle. It doesn't, nothing jumps to mine.

I say we bet that he doesn't. Yeah. That's too many things. Okay, he's our batting 10 points. You don't know it. 10 points, I don't know it. Give me an answer. Stick.

Correct. Oh, yeah, we got it. It's it! That's what happens. It's it! Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man.

It's it. It's it. It's Second He's setting with such arrogance So my appearance again, so what do I look like now? The riddle is what's brown and sticky stick makes perfect sense to me The riddle is what's brown and sticky. A stick! Makes perfect sense to me! The stick is not sticky.

Sure it is! It's the act of being a stick. But, I mean, my first thought was sugar. Not fucking worth. You said it. Not the fucking word. It does not. You guys are depending whether you know it.

You're depending on when a GIDAM knows it. And he falls into it. What does it matter? What does it matter? I get, we think we wicked testing the actual Yeah, right you're saying like that's such a stupid It doesn't matter. I'm not a right question. I forget the right I'm gonna you know we had to want Apple it's all right subtract 10 points from them

10 to 52 Round and you see with yeah two points Megan's mother Megan's mother has four daughters named April May, June and what? Megan's mother has April May, June and what? Of course, he's gonna get this. So you're betting? Yes, you're gonna get it. Yes, you're gonna get it.

We already put to that. Get them? What's the answer? Yes, correct. Megan's mother put to that. What's the answer? Megan. Yes, correct Megan's mother named the other three absolutely June and what Megan and Megan's mother Megan's mother has four daughters April made June and oh Megan's mother has four daughters Oh, however, it's getting pretty much nice. All right, Brian.

Mm. Yeah, what's up, Sticky? Why isn't illegal for a man to marry his widow's sister? Why isn't it OK? You guys probably should bet the 10. Yeah, let's go with the 10. And you'll know it, right? And you'll know it or not know it.

Oh, I think I should know it. Why is it illegal for a man to marry his widow's sister? He'll know it or not know it. Oh, I think I should know it. Why is it illegal for a man to marry his widow sister? He'll know the answer. Oh Because she's dead Yeah, that's the correct answer because it is a little to marry a course. No, no, he said she's dead Yeah, that's the correct answer because it is a leal to marry a course. Oh, no, no, he said because she's dead Not because he said he said he said because she's dead That's right. So legal to marry corpse is the answer, but that's how he said he said because she's dead But he's the one he's just he's he's he will judge. He will be saying get him. Are you right?

That's not what he meant. He didn't kill me that he meant it He gave the wrong answer answer the fear of the answer that was the correct answer You have to figure out that the guy is that the girl cognizantly recognize that there was a dead person Somewhere You say right answer He gets the rule and his his ruling is final This is a fucking miniature golf shit right? More species is this corpse the code of fanning I wish so that's what we're doing all right all right fuck you you got stick

You look like a water-long cake topper. I'm gonna water-long the troke this dummy. Ready, cue? I'm ready. What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years. Once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years. Once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years. What do we got? 54?

You know what? Do you think he will? No, no, no. 4 points and he gets it wrong. 4 points, he doesn't know it. Get him what comes once in a four points in a row. Yeah. What comes once in a minute twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years. So they're betting four points out. No, it's the letter M. Yes. The letter M. Oh, wow.

Yeah. Everybody. Can you now see face Detroit? You're right. Try to know it. Try to try to find it. I'm not sure I'd figure out what the letter it was. All right, right. Oh, you knew. Is this the final question?

There's one more after this. Well, you're welcome. I'm fine with this. I'm fine with this for them. Wait, is this all we can't win, right? Is it like am I still playing? No, you can win. You can absolutely win. How many points do you have am I still playing? Yeah. No, then you win. You get absolutely right. We have, how many points you have?

Is it 15 to 20? 15 to 20. So we have to bet it all right now, they get to 40. And we have to lose that. And we have to bet it all right. And we have to, and we have to, and we have to, and I don't know if this is the last question. I can make it one more round to make it interesting.

Yeah. All right, let's do it. Don't spend your interest. Let's make it interesting. What's gotta get interesting this for. Okay, you ready? We got to get it to your side. You almost got it. Guess we're gonna do this for you. Okay, you ready? We got a bet all right. Yeah, we have to.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man and a bicycle and a hobo on a tricycle? What's the difference between a well-dressed man and a bicycle and a hobo on a tricycle? I ain't dressed for the occasion, so. You're fucking, you're fucking, you're absolutely brain, you're IQ is 15 point higher than mine, so you fucking, Well, you know what guys, we'll make this, if you don't get this right,

then there's no need to go on. Right, if you get it right, we'll go on. So you're betting, no, it's not. So you're betting 20 points out of you, no, that he's gonna get it. I feel like he's gonna get it I don't I don't know what I never heard I had to think about it But I think he might know it. What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a pull and a hobo on a Tricycle so you're betting 20? You know it that it's a wheel? Yes

50 50 wow, so this makes it really easy. We got to go on we got to do 50 You don't you need to get to any one to beat us Yeah, well doesn't matter if they bet everything they would only have to bet if you don't get this right if you only bet one point They would only have to bet if you don't get this if you only bet one point They would only you know, yeah, but that I'm really You bet everything then you lose or I win Yeah, or I put us on an unreachable position All right, well, what's well, what's the question? Well, how about you put a betting? That's what you weren't you Well, that's you weren't you and as them they bet after they heard We knew what they knew they're betting at all mean well, it goes. Yeah, check in with the bride

nervous You want everything? 50 to 40 You don't like the way Q's playing fast and loose with your point if we went for You don't like the way he was playing fast and loose with your point if we went for They play jeopardy cute. They don't play like your point. They started. They started. Well, yeah, they started so we should get the last star. Yeah, we got a last turn to what that last Win You started the whole game and if they

if they One more round. It doesn't matter at least one point. Yeah, but no, but we have another question coming out. Yeah, okay So we just we get just sit tight and see what they do One point one point. Yes I was about to be all I like it man. What is it good I hear? It's a mistake. It's a mistake. It's a mistake.

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It's a mistake. It's a mistake. It's a mistake. It's a mistake. It's a mistake. It's a mistake. It's a mistake. It's a mistake. The entire court went silent and the jury stared at the door as the lawyer and the defendant stared at the jury. After a couple of minutes, the lawyer says, see, if you were so sure he killed his wife, you wouldn't be watching that door. The jury went and to deliberate, deliberation, and came back almost immediately with a guilty verdict. Why did the jury convict him? jury can victim. One point because he get that right I would, hmmm. Yes, I would. I think he's got, I think he's got an arrogant look on his face.

I love it. Could I have it again? Please. Oh, well, that was not what I meant. I thought I'd make it. About a man murdering his wife, did you pick yet? I feel good about that one. They said he didn't get it right.

He did, I got it. In a trial about a man killing his wife in the closing statements, the man's lawyer surprises everyone. When he announces, this man's wife was just missing. Everyone look at those doors. His wife is going to walk through those doors in 30 seconds. The entire court went silent and the jury stared at the door as the lawyer and the defendant stared at the jury. After a couple minutes, the lawyer says, see, if you were so sure he killed his wife, none of you would have looked at the door. The jury goes into deliberation and comes back immediately with a guilty verdict.

Why did the jury convict him? I know it. Shit. Were these put here to tempt me? No, they're answering. Yes, sir. Now I'm drawn to blank. Oh, dumbass.

Sir, I say yours. If you don't sell, Sure, that is why it wasn't going to walk through the door. They knew the wife wasn't going to go through the door because she was dead. So they even bothered to look at the door. Correct. Which, you said in the adjury, it looks like the door. No, no, but the lawyer and the guy were looking at the jury. They didn't look at the door.

That the defendant was looking at the jury. Because she was dead. I think you lost 15 and 15 IQ points. Brian, that puts you even with him. Okay, this is big. I need to look for reaction. Okay. So they have 49. I don't believe he's a genius mentality. 40. It's just a map. We can never beat them if we doubled up. If we doubled up, they have enough to double up. So it's just about getting it right or wrong. That's all down. So so we have to bet it. You don't get a bet. We have to bet. We have to bet at least 10. We mean we'll bet it all. He doesn't have. He doesn't have. You don't get a

bet. 20 to cover him. No, if you don't get it right, it's over. We got a bet. We have to bet it right. Well, you don't have to bet it all. But if you don't get it right, it's probably that's one to cover. No, no, if you don't get it right, it's over. We got it right. You have to bet it right. Well, you don't have to bet it all, but if you don't get it right, you lose. We lose. No, no, we don't have to go, because we can only bet one point. No, but if we bet, there's no more point in getting 64, we'll be ahead of you. Right. If you lose it, all, you can't win.

You only bet one point. Right. No matter what. So you don't even have to go. This is the shit you wonder, like, should you just keep keep it so the only way we win is if we get it right and we get it wrong and they get it wrong that's it that's once he's been the bad okay right okay so we have been it all right guys are betting it all so if you get it wrong it's right and if we get it right they have to get it

right okay we're betting it all. Woo! Forward! Bet in the form. Forward's um... Chicken fog. Heavy. Backwards um not. What am I?

Forward's um heavy. Backwards um not. What am I? So wait, do you guys think he's gonna get it in the knockout? Well, we have to bet money, right? Oh, we did bet it in the knockout. So, is he either... He's gonna get it or he's not gonna get it? I

Fucking I was gonna I think he has it. I think he has it. I will say he just fooled me with that soon Oh He's not writing anything. Yeah, but it's not a mathematical thing. But he wrote down the moment one. I know I know I figured it out enough. I think he does. Okay, so we'll go with does for all the beans. Four dumb heavy backwards. I'm not what am I? Fuck. Get him. You still think. Thank God. God damn it. And like this. Let it in with the antics Forward I'm happy backwards. I'm not Need an answer brother. Oh my god five

Four Three these like if the whole of the last one two What I'm not. What? What was on? What was on? Oh, now. What did he do? He said it now. He said it after. I said it right. I was even saying the word, John, one second after the thing.

Get out of the buzzer. It seemed like it was on the buzzer. No, I really like it. You look like you're playing for a ball to build a comeback. You fucking freak. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Wait, wait, wait, time out. Let's get him going on the buzzer. I was on the buzzer. What's the ruling on the buzzer? He did not get it.

They set it over here then. But he did say the answer eventually. Yeah, because I heard someone else say that he said. No, he said it first. He said it after the way it went. But he didn't get it. He didn't get it. He went.

He went the ruling by the judge. What do you say? Hold on. Yeah, let's have it be the judge. Before do you say? Hold on, get it. Let's have a be the judge. Before you judge yourself, let me say this. Let me say this. We are betting on whether you get it or not. The clock that was born out was arbitrary in the moment.

You got it. You're looking at this your own way. Was it an official? Yeah. Yeah, it was not. Which girl do you want to marry? Because this is you who you pick right now. Shaking far.

But I don't know what it says in the matter. She does. she could pass. So just be honest. Did you get it? I didn't after the buzzer but before south setting. So it's as a good quality. But the team's arbitrary. Team Q wins the gittem game We would put on last 50 50 on the line You don't know what really don't happen, I don't have another one if you get it all Come on one more, come on! Oh, 49! Yeah! Fuckin' Let's do it! We're in a fight!

We're in a fight! Fuckin' But that'll be a lot We gotta get a buddy call with something else Come on! You gotta get the fuck out of that! I'm just gonna end up with a song. Don't worry, I'll skip the homily.

Come on, look at how I energize this crowd. Come on! It's too long as it is. Come on! That's what she said. But if we put it on the line and then we win, like figure the ending, that's amazing. Come on. Discice of... Disciose kind of um decisive win inside climates is on orthodox You're watching a former bird one more question cover my way and I want that

49 Oh wait no she wouldn't she could call yeah, this was for all the I'll tell you what I'm gonna even do a blind Yeah, this was for all the I'll tell you what I'm gonna do a blind 49% get him doesn't know it So then if they get it wrong they win Get him doesn't know. All right, get him. A rooster. It's on a roof. It lays an egg on the roof. What side of the roof does it fall down on? Roosters on lay eggs.

Oh, here on point. Here it is. Here's the reward, the few to the ear! Oh! Man, the four of us have been hit! What the hell, Steve Dave! You've been hit! I've got the four hours of flying! It's weird how it's wasted! Everybody's fucking time! Woo!

Oh look at me, let's marry both these bitches together! Yeah! You can't give away lifetime supply. Oh, you're right. That'll bankrupt us. Do we kick it more, Minstile, and marry him off to both? Girls, you alright? No, it wouldn't be legal.

They seem not into the idea. Alright, we need one question time breaker Computer hacker at the end of his road Like Emilio S. Ves and mission impossible Firewalls just fucking bone Remember for that elevator kill all those careful plans Torn as sons Oh my ribs all right, this was a game. I scrapped it was called Google Gidham or gibberish Teams must answer like we do a Google, the thing that like if you type in, why do worms?

And then a Google will give you like a couple things. So Google, the Google answer could have been appearance sidewalks after rains. I asked him that question, he gave me an answer to the phrase. So you have to identify which was the Google and which was the Gidamant. Got it. This is it. One question, take it all. All right. So this was the phrase, Willow Horse blank.

Step on a man, bite or ever learn to talk. It's our turn. Yeah. So you got to identify which is the Google search, which is the Giddaman search, which is the gibberish. Willow Horse blank. I think bite? Or gibberish and get them mutually.

Can we all just talk about that? Yeah, yeah, you can talk about it. Willahorse bite, we'll be Google answer, because I think it's an alphabetical order. It does sound a man. OK. I think his answer is probably ever meant to talk. Right, the very answer, too.

Because he would know if a horse could step on a man by now Okay, yeah, I think you're right Chris. All right. Can you give me the Google answer boys? The Google answer would be bite, right? Yes And the get a answer the get a answer wouldn't be Ever learned to talk Okay, the correct the Google the Google phrase match was step on a man. But the kid of one was fight and the fake one was ever learned to talk. You got it 100% wrong. Okay, boy, now you got one. Get it right. It's over. I wish we'd fight you. Really? All right. Why are there so many types of blank? Okay, why are there so many types of blank?

Pasta condoms or hepatitis I'm gonna say well, we got what we like getting for pasta. Yeah Yeah I'm throwing bottles over there for a big Yeah, I go pasta condoms would probably come up as Google and hepatitis store on okay fucking man Right, have the fake Con what Google's party pasta? Oh You don't think that's a one thing get him answer Well, you've been right so far

Don't fuck it up now. Get him some ace in my columns. Okay, Nutella Clark. Yeah. He goes in raw dog, baby. Yeah, you know. And chickens. Well, this is just one thing. She was running out of the throat.

The only one that has to do with sex is pasta. So I think get him some pasta. The internet's condoms, fake ones have. OK. The correct matching of those. Why are there so many types of Google said pasta? Gems said condoms, the fake one was happening.

So I got the fake one right? You did get a fake one right. You got to get them all right. I got more. Oh, that's it. So we're just going to go all the way. Oh, I thought we just had to fake one right you got to get them all right Correct match humans who eat blank Humans

Metal poop Human to eat metal humans who eat poop human to eat metal human to eat poop human to eat humans I know what I feel now can I ask you question whose web browser are you going off because our they do have like I had an aunt do this for me I want to get an angel who came up with this game he did all this research? All right, what's the Google search on that the human to like probably humans human do eat blank Google Humans we humans humans we metal humans we poop Yeah, he probably swallowed a zip a once and we want to make sure I was gonna come out of I can also see Google a lot of people like humans we poop Guys is to the fuck

Human Google metal is the bullshit We want to do guys Get him Do you want to exchange Metal You know it's metal every time we exchanged the last second it was always I think it was a lot of time to say I like her That's how you break them in. Yeah. Yeah. Tell me if she's looking at me. Okay, do we want to reverse her?

Do we want to... I don't fucking know. Every time I do that. Okay, we'll go with her original then. So, the Google answer is... Human. Human-to-we human is correct for the Google. So, for the game. It didn't say human-to-weat metal or human-to-we human is correct for the Google So for the game

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Oh, man. This is tough. You're all over. These all have you written all over them? Yeah. No, Google is. Because I feel Google is. Google is just Google is just Google is just Google is just

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he's the smuggler. Google answers get a yeast infection. Yes. Correct. Oh, the way. Okay. Was get him's answer satisfy a woman right native dog We said dog Satisfied woman was the correct answer Would make the fake answer a man satisfying a woman is being fun. Oh That you have guys No, it's not funny. It's just what came up on Google. Oh, isn't there fake answer? Yeah, I created the fake answer.

It was um, I'm pregnant. Right. All right. All right. Oh my god. All right, Brian, for the win. All right. People with blank. People with blank tails Deformed genitalia No rectum Correct People with blank tails Deformed genitalia? Really? People with blind tails? This is the best. Deformed genitalia or no rectum?

Well people definitely have to tell you. People definitely have to form genitalia. People with tails? I've been playing enormously long-cut. You've got a rectum here in trouble. I think there's people who are no rectum. Can't hear, kill them. Yeah, we got it. Tell them yeah, what do we got?

Come on, buddy Again another punch that stomach and tell you no wreck But I don't want that way not me. I don't want that way. I don't want that way. Yeah. We're just gonna go for it. I mean, there's no fucking rhyme or reason. No, no, no. I can't mind people with blank. What was the Google? Google was tails. Correct. Oh my god. Again, a 50-50 here. Hit home's answer can be deformed genitalia or no rectum. We went with, and we're sticking with us, whatever. No rectum. Get him said no right. You won. Let's get our winner over here to see what she's going to do. We can do it! What a waste of it. What if the chicken from a pulmit ghost post is pissed?

You want to just handle that mic? Team Brian won. So now we await the winner's decision. Do you, A, marry, get them Steve Dave and take all the lifetime times for the day of the rush? Or do you defer and have your companion over there take the, take, get them 10. What are you gonna do? Well, I'm I'm gonna marry get him Okay, so now we're gonna now we're gonna go into the announcement of the best man Get him who's gonna be your best man. I actually had to change it So it's not Mike anymore

Because you know what I wanted to tell people who my best man were I wanted to send them say wow instead of who so I went with Brian Quinn. Oh Well, what did you just take a shot at your boss? I gave you a job. I, I, I, I, I, he's an ungrateful prick, Walt. Wow. I'll be filling in the next couple of days. So you went with fame over substance. Yeah.

Yes. Okay. All right. Wow. It's too late to argue. I don't give a fuck. I'm honored. Now the br- I'm honored. The bride, the bride, you have to announce who will give you away tonight.

Out of all, tell them Steve Thaftown, who do you want to give you away? Who me? Yeah, take part. So I can pick anybody. You can take anybody. Yeah, well you can't pick me, because I'm already a best man.

Or me, sometimes. Yeah, I can't pick you. Yeah. Talk to you in the bar. All right, I can't pick Sal either.. Can't pick you. All right. I can't pick you out because he's a starboard. Can't pick Sal either. Um, I'm going to pick bridegiv me.

Right. Josh. All right. Can't pick those first four people. No, I was always going to pick you. I'm going to pick you. Let's get some words from the loser. Where they are depending on you?

The second place is for you. The prize is no right for Sheldon. Yes. There are no prizes. There's no Sheldon place in Tom Steve Dave Town. That's true. All right, go ahead. I would just like to say that I did not fucking approve

of that last part. I should have won. I would have married him. Oh, you're closer to yourself. That's it, happy. You know what, you know what, for a consolation prize, the next, the next item that we release prior to this coming out or post just coming out, you're going to get it.

Yeah. Just one item, the next item that goes, a Telm Steve A for merchandise, we don't know what it is, it could be. It could be signed nude photos of Gimma. But you're gonna get at least that for playing the game, okay? Thank you. Give her a hand.

All right. What a good sport. Real good sport. You're gonna be posting stuff there, you know. You're last. Das ist das Hustereffizier. Das ist ein Dähn, Dähn, Dähn, Dähn, Dähn. Das ist das Hustereffizier. Das ist das Hustereffizier. Das ist das Hustereffizier. Das ist das Hustereffizier. Das ist das Hustereffizier.

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Okay, here we go. Hello friends and family, we are here today to share with Getham and Ashley, one of the most important and special days in their lives, as today they become husband and wife. We will begin with a reading entitled The Art of Marriage. The little things are the big things. It's never being too old to hold hands. It's remembering to say I love you at least once a day. It's never going to sleep angry.

It's at no time taking the other for granted. The courtship should not end with the honeymoon and it should continue through all the years. It's having a mutual sense of values and common objectives. It is standing together facing the world, forming a circle of love that gathers in the whole family. Is there something funny? I'm doing my job right now. It's doing things for each other, not in the attitude of sacrifice, but in the spirit of joy. Speaking words of appreciation and demonstrating gratitude in thoughtful ways,

not looking for perfection in each other, it's cultivating flexibility and patience, understanding and a sense of humor. It's having the capacity to forgive and forget. It's giving each other an atmosphere. It is, it is having the capacity to give each other an atmosphere on which each can grow. It's finding a room for things of the spirit, a common search for the good and the beautiful. Establishing a relationship in which the independence is equal, the dependence is mutual, and the obligation is reciprocal. It is not only marrying the right partner, it is being the right partner. It gives me great pleasure to welcome you all here for the celebration of the marriage

of Getham and Ashley. I know the thrill to have you with him. On behalf of everyone here, I'd like to say how thrilled we are to be attending. And I'd like to say what everyone else is thinking at this moment. What the fuck? Now we will exchange Vals and I am told that you have written your own Vals, so we will start, well you're going to have to do it, so we will start with Getham. I didn't imagine that we make an ever-bill spot. Closing vow. Closing vow. Closing vow.

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Don't know about it. Don't know about it. Don't know about it. Don't know about it. Don't know about it. And say what comes beautiful, but it's based what the ring being there hold on hold up All right say that later just look at us right now and just say what comes to your mind and from your Brad food Ashley I get him him. No, no, that's later. What do you want me to say? Actually, even though we just met, I realized now that you are the woman I've been waiting for for my entire life. Yes, it would be her. That I was alone. Not my choice. But the truth is, I was just waiting for you. And even though the circumstances are not ideal, I'm gonna make the best of them with you. Give it to Sam. Oh, can you give me one second to compose my song? Absolutely, absolutely.

Try. It's very emotional for me. Okay, my decade as an elementary school janitor has not prepared me for a day like this. Well, it certainly isn't. I'm more than you think, Jack. I mean, haven't you been cleaning out messes for a long time? Like my job, there have been good days in bed. Today, I would consider a good day.

I'm sorry. Thank you, but don't curse at me all for that. Forgive me, God. I'm a Hail Mary, forgive me, God. Like I said, I wasn't prepared for this. I didn't know I had to write my own files, but do I say I actually? No, we'll do that later. Just say anything that comes to your mind and heart right now.

All right, my job has not prepared me for a day like this. You would say what comes from your heart to you. That was. That was a nice. That's your resume. Five years I see this. Oh, okay. No. Um, Look at the house. I am. Now just say a nice little note that you might want to say to him.

Oh. I wish he's like, come on. He had someone feeding him the line. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Get him. This might not have happened. Every little girl. Like every little girl dreams. But looking at you in your beautiful eyes. This might not have happened. Like every little girl dreams. But looking at you in your beautiful eyes and that sexy top hat.

Thank you. Oh, okay, okay. Sorry. Something in me has shifted. The laughter has stopped. And the love has begun. And the love has shifted. The laughter has stopped. And the love has begun. And the love has begun. I'm as committed as you are. I'm as committed as you are. To making this marriage work.

Excellent job. OK. And now we will stray from shoes. Mark. Thank you so much. Speaking of Q, Q, the rings, please. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, man.

We have a ring. Will you please hand get him? Yes. Ash, ring. It's Shawlford Dunham. Just want to give a quick shout out to Arthur for the great ring that he provided for get him. It's beautiful.

Arthur, you did a great job. Thank you. That's what I said. It's Shawlford Dunham. Okay. Ash, will you please extend your- R3 did a great job. Thank you. Would you quit fucking complaining? You're married. Before you put it on. Okay, please your Pete after me. Okay. No, no, get, get him more Pete after me. Ashley.

Ashley. I give you what an asshole. Ashley. Ashley. Ashley. Ashley. I give you this ring to wear with love and joy. As a ring has no end. As a ring has no end. has no ends as a ring has no ends either show my love for you

Either show my love for you. I choose to share my life with you. I choose to share my life with you this day This day and forever more and forever more. Okay, we please Do you actually take get him Steve Dave? Oh! Oh, one. I'm also talking to him. I'm alright. What happened? Do you actually take, get him Steve Dave? To be your husband, your partner, and your best friend always and forever? I do. Okay. We please give Ashley the ring.

He's gonna take that blow off. That's not good. Take your blow off. You're gonna burn his head. You're gonna burn his head. You're gonna burn his head. You're gonna burn his head. Please place love off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off with love and joy. I give you this ring to wear with love and joy. As a ring has no end. As a ring has no end. Neither shall my love for you.

Neither shall my love for you. I choose to share my life with you. I choose to share my life with you. This day. This day. And forevermore. And forevermore. Do you?

Oh my God. Get him, get him, Steve Dave. Yes, I know. Do you take Ashley to be your wife, your partner, and your best friend, always and for them? I do. And now, it is with great pleasure, I say, to get him, Steve Dave and Ashley. By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You now have the non-preciored option of kissing a child.

Oh, what do you want to do? Thanks. I'm going to marry. You're going to kiss a married. Well, it's off. Oh, my God. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Mr. Mrs. Getham C. Day! Woo! Are you guys? Hello? Are you all right? Music, now the music.

Let's go. Let's go. Oh, what the fuck? Oh, you guys saw it. Oh, this is it. Oh, this is it. Oh, this is it. Oh, this is it. Oh, this is it. Oh, this is it. Oh, this the music. Let's go.

What the fuck? Give it up for the new couple, everybody! Thanks for the time. He makes no way to broadstreet. This is, he's gonna serenade his new bride with a special... It's you that I adore. You'll always be my girl. You'll be a mother to my child, and a child to my heart. We must never be apart. We must never be apart. Lovely girl, you're the beauty in my world

Without you, there aren't reasons left to find. And I'll pull your crooked teeth. You'll be perfect just like me. You'll be a lover in my bed and a gun to my head. We must never be apart. We must never be apart. Lovely girl, you're the murder in my world, Dressing coffins for the souls I've left to die. Drinking mercury to the mystery of all

That you should ever leave behind. In time So happy Oh, no. That's it, it's okay. Yeah! Yeah! Thank you. Thank you. You should've done 300 episodes, guys. Woo! Hey, hey, hey!

Hey! All right, so that's it. All right, hey. So, okay, go home, we can't stay here. Okay, go home, we can't stay here. We can't go home. Oh, no, wait a minute. Let me just say, is this still recording me?

I want to say thank you to the person who brought down the the wedding dress. He was from the Bronx or Brooklyn. I want to thank the person. The person who also sent in the wedding veil. I have so many people who helped out. Everybody, if I'm forgetting anybody, thanks for all the to the aunt who we couldn't have did this without them.

And I want to thank you, Steve Dave too. I want to thank you guys. No, you're building a laugh at yourself. It's on Powerlilt. Thank you. Well, on power, well. Thank you. Well, tell them Steve Day. Yeah, baby! Hey, this is Walt.

I just wanted to give my little toast here to get him and a couple of thank yous real quick. When I first bounced the idea off of get him about doing an all-get him centric game edition of Tellmstief Dave, get him agreed before I even finished a sentence. When the get him games then became the basis for episode 300, with the finale of the episode calling for get him to get married, get him again, belieffully agree with that any hesitation. So I want to thank you, get himham, for always being a good sport. I'm not sure what episode was your first appearance on Tom Steve Dave, but I do know that from that first episode where we were introduced to you, all the way through episode 300, you

have shown an amazing sense of humor and ability to laugh at yourself that's to be admired. I'd also have to say that if I knew from that first appearance that you'd become part of the TSD family, a coworker at the stash, and a friend, I'd be lying. But with each time you sat in on Tellm's Steve Dave, I was more and more energized by your upbeat and positive vibe and your quirky view on the world. Just nothing I've ever asked you to do that you haven't been up for, from posing to be on the cover of Tellm's Steve Dave's first album to singing sexually charged karaoke songs and now to getting married to a stranger. You've done it all with a smile enthusiasm that shouldn't be taken for granted. So I want to thank you. I also have a few words

for Mrs. Gidham. Thank you for playing and being a part of the Tellum Steve Day 300 and congratulations. I think you made it out all right. I'd also like to give some proper thank you to all the listeners who sent things in to help make the wedding one to remember forever. Melissa who sent in that top hat and gloves, Lance who sent in the tux, Joe Dan who sent in his mother's wedding dress, Mariah who designed a breathtaking ant wedding dress, Jillian for not only delicious wedding cakes but a cake with a zippo groom and bottle bride, Arthur for designing Gidams amazing wedding ring, Butterwinks for the killer ant cookies.

I'd also like to thank Zoom for all their support in generosity throughout the year. I'd like to thank Contestin II, Declan, J. Sorge, Troy, Rob Bruce, Frank V, Chris five Chris Ladondo Mike Ming Sunday Jeff and Sal And of course I want to thank Brian and Q for Sicken with Tom Steve Dave and taking us all the way to 300 How is that? That's pretty good pretty good. What's what do you mean pretty good? That was what's what's going on? I just you know, I had all the fun and everything. I just I don't feel I did the wedding song justice.

You didn't think you performed it all that up to your stuff to snuff while I was tired or emotionally spent. But I just I just wasn't there all the way. And you know kind of like nagging at the back of my neck. Why are you singing to her now? I guarantee she's probably listening to this episode. You think? You want you to belt it out now, and I bet you Declan will put some amazing beat behind it.

You think Declan will do that? For your wedding? That'll be his gift to you. I imagine that's all you can expect from Declan. That is true, that is true. All right, let's hear it. Okay You will always be my heart. You'll be a mother to my child, and a child to my heart. We must never be apart. We must never be apart.

Love we girl, you're the beauty in my world. Without you there are reasons left to find And I pull all your crooked teeth You'll be perfect just like me You'll be a lover in my bed and a gun to my head We must never be apart We must never be a part lovely girl You're the murder in my world

Dressing coffins for the souls I've left to die Trinking mercury, to the mystery of all that you should ever leave behind In time And you are see dirt to me And you are cast stars And you are feel so pretty And you are taste guy And you are feel so pretty, and you are taste God And you are feel so hungry, and you are crash cars

We must never be apart Drink mercury to the mystery of all that you should ever see to find. You're the murder in my world Dressing coffins for the souls I've left behind It's time We must never be apart And you'll always be my heart, cause you're the one that I adore. And I'll blow your crooked, and you I crash cause And you I feel so pretty, and, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, This is the best you remember at Walt. That was amazing and your bride has to consider herself one lucky lady. Oh, she is. And I am one lucky guy.

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