Tell Em Steve-Dave - #302: evaD evetS me' lleT

Episode Date: September 3, 2016

Bry goes to a urine park, Colonel Q defends his title, Walt introduces two brand-new games. Music: Human Repair Shop - Rats Off To Ya

Following the 2014 release of Tusk, Kevin Smith brings Harley Quinn Smith and Lily Rose Dept back to the big screen to reprise their roles in Smith's new feature, Yoga Hoasers. 15-year-olds Colleen Collette and Colleen McKenzie are on their smartphones constantly, singing a small band and take yoga classes. The girls will do just about anything to receive an invitation to a senior party, but when they discover the leader of a Nazi splinter group has been raising an army of monsters beneath the store where they work, the teens team up with a legendary manhunter, Johnny Depp, to stop the world threatening uprising. Join the Colleen Coalition and get your tickets today for Kevin Smith's Yoga Hoasers. In select theaters now! Howdy howdy howdy howdy howdy

howdy how Lady Gadava was a freak. Eat too? Why Tick? stories. We got news articles. We have games with an S all kinds of shit man. The introduction of two new games Q two games on an episode. We're not even spacing them out. We're just gonna hit them with two games. Two games because that's what the listener base deserves. Okay. That's what they demand. I believe one of the games could rival one true three in terms of like games could rival one true three in terms of like we could do this new game. We could do a tournament like you know how we did the one true three

championship. I believe this one game could be turned into something like special and unique so much so that I have a television producer waiting to hear the clip to clip when we play the game. He wants to hear how it's played and who is excited Well, the guy from Comfort men his name is Duncan. Oh, yeah, no, Duncan. Yeah, he wants to hear it He's told me that he he can get me and can get me in a room. Okay, and see what room But you need some star power to it. Uh-huh. You need some star power to it. Well, well, of course the clip is not the big star attached

To it. I got BQ attached to it. I'm the big star if you ask you to go into a room where you go Yeah, I'm going to room another thing. It's gonna help. I mean, I'm not a big guy. It lends credibility You know that we have no It's something that's on the side of a building. It'll lend some credibility But I you know that's not gonna push people the buy it or no. Well, I know But at least but it like it'll catch you into rooms, right? It'll probably get us into rooms, sure. That's what he's banking on.

But then what do we need Duncan for? What is he bringing us? Yeah, what is he bringing us into the table? I'm not even gonna send him a clip now. He's like shit. Let's wait till here at first. Okay. Because me and Gennem came up with this game.

This is our brain child. This is our spawn. Okay, that's, if him came up with this game. This is our brain child. This is our our our spawn. Okay, that's if you guys weird fuck The embryo was a game So the team requires in tires high IQ Okay, and the ability to think unilaterally. Oh, outside the box. And then back in.

So the work environment around here has improved in the past week. Yeah. It's on the upswing. What? I mean, I wouldn't say so. Judging by like the last 20 minutes, the stash was open. Where walls plotting against. No, no, no to tell him that. I actually know, I think it's on the up swing. Yeah, there's a much better mood with Giddon than I was last week.

Okay. But like I said, we worked out the kinks of this game over the course of a couple hours via texting and in the store. So now we're in a good place right now. And you know. Now, if you get them in the room and the game fucking tanks, it's back to... Get them! Got the fuck up with the posters, man!

So, thanks to a... I mean, I was gonna go anyway, but thanks to a mystery benefactor, I went to Hurricane Harbor at Create Adventure. Oh. Yesterday. Well, at least two. Is it the benefit you have to be a mystery? He doesn't have to be.

It was Quinn. He had two tickets at Create Adventure, so he gave them to me. Yeah. And it was a big fire yesterday? No, no. They're good to the end of the season close. Oh. And I bought a third ticket.

It was $40, okay. So what it cost, what's that? One's, the one 20 to get in. Yeah. So it only cost $40 to get in. Now, yes. Free parking? No, not free parking.

$25. Oh, what a scare. To park. There's nowhere else to park. It's not like Sesame Place where you can park in the mall and walk over. You have to pay 25 bucks to go in Yeah, I mean it's that's I mean that's one of those built-in extra cost Disney charges $10

No, I think it's more than 10. No, it's 10 bucks Yeah, even if it was 20 the mouse is only charging 10 bucks the park when you know they got you by the the mouse has got you by the short hair Yeah, the mouse is always good to me a lot of people came in. A lot of people could take buses and stuff. A lot of people also drive in. That's shocking. We're talking about those people. I think that's a built-in cost. You should have anticipated where you were you shocked at that. I was surprised at 25. I wasn't surprised that you had to pay, but 25 I was like, wow, that's a lot. But you got two free tickets. I mean, it's kind of, I'm not saying I pull to you turnos like Sarge Sage. So we go in and every, you know, it's the lockers 15 bucks.

This is another 20. And like before you're even on one ride, you're in for a hundred. And that's even with the free, the two free tickets. Wow. And I never, I mean, I'm not a big water park guy. The only like the last one I went to is in Disney and then the one before that I couldn't even tell you. But my god there a fucking disgusting place. Actually, it would have been Sesame Place, which is also disgusting. I can't believe that you wouldn't assume that before you even went. It's a public. It's basically a public

pool. I just didn't give it that much thought and you even went. It's it's a public. It's basically a public pool I just didn't give it that much thought and you're right like I was I was telling Walters like the little kids section Where you know they were all pissing like little slides and stuff and there are people like there's a big bucket up top And it's like it fills up it like fills up over course like a half hour and then somehow the kids know when it's about to tip And adults. Yeah. And adults, they're not this, you know. They run over too.

Yeah, oh yeah, they're like, they're, some wait. Some people are waiting. But it was like every, every 10 minutes. Yeah. And they're laughing and they're smiling and they're getting all this fucking water in their mouths. Oh. And their mouths?

Oh, God, yeah. And I said to Walter, I was like, you know, in this in this world like if You were to bathe in the piss of one child. You're a freak. You're a sex offender. You're whacked out if you're to bathe in the piss of say 200 children You're at a water park. Yeah, and nobody's nobody looks at your sideways. So gross, you know, I won't even go into I haven't been in a pool in Fucking years. I just won't do it the smell Yes overpowering chlorine. Yeah chlorine feet And some sort of yet like bio like bad bio from every bond No, everyone but and I don't want to sound I don't want to sound insensitive

But this isn't weird out I don't want to send insensitive, but this isn't weird. Almost surely something insensitive will find. I don't want to say that I don't want to get anybody upset. But it doesn't, it doesn't, weird any you guys out, I'm not saying it weirds me out. But, doesn't weird any you guys, I guess you haven't been in water parks lately, but. I don't think you've ever been to a water park. There's people who will go in the water dressed from head to toe when they're clothing. Some people have to.

I saw three ladies who were, whatever they were wearing, like I'm not sure what religion, it wasn't like a Birke, it wasn't like the thing where you only can see their eyes. But yeah, I mean, it was like, from head to toe, they had sandals on, and then they had the scarf, the jib, or...

Is that like the Burkini thing they've been talking about? No, it wasn't that. But they were like fully dressed, you know? And I was just wondering as I'm watching them because it was fucking hot out too. Can I take some of the fun out of it, right? Being fully dressed and jumping around the world? And at the end of the day, are you like,

God, check it out. I didn't show my hair. I didn't wear a fucking tank top. You're happy, right? Like this is what makes you happy. The cool fucking on the sweltering sun. Like I just don't get it. I don't get who wrote that in.

Meanwhile, every fucking guy who I would assume to be that religion is walk around with his fucking gut out and his fucking hairy arms and hairy back and shit. You know, everybody, every guy there though. I swear to God, I mean, I'm just saying like the guys that are with women who have to cover up Or it doesn't apply to them. No Nothing has has really encouraged me to like Really work out then going to that water park and watching all these slabs walk around

I have a decency to keep my shirt on. A lot of people don't. Oh my God, gross. And if anyone is wondering like, hmm, like about the piss, like just how prevalent it is, I'm here to tell you that with 100% certainty, you are walking in piss. Like as you pissed?

No, but sage did. Like, we're in line for like, dude, I'm not even kidding around, because I timed the ride once we were up there. We waited 90 minutes for this ride. Once we were up there, 15 seconds, because I timed the people going down. Now we're like winding around,

we're in line for like 45 minutes and sage is sitting on this rope. Like it's like a, you know, the, whatever they're called. Like the twat. Stansions or whatever, they're on this rope. Like it's like a, you know, the, whatever they're called. Like the twat. Stansions or whatever. They're made a rope. Sitting on the rope.

And I'm like, I know she's not that wet from the last ride. As piss is like, this like, which is dribbling like all over the ground. And I said to her, I'm like, see, what are you doing? And she like, she just couldn't hold it. But I guess she didn't want to get out of line to go to the bathroom. So now there's a puddle of piss there that no one has seen her create.

We go around the stanchions. I'm now watching people walk in bare feet through that piss. So no doubt, no doubt, if you go to a water park, you are walking in piss at some point. People with fucking eczema and like yellow toenails and like the oh my god I'm looking at did you spend any time for like in order or you're just no staring at everybody else. Oh it's perfect. The whole time I was like I kimp I was like never again because the lines took so long we went on two rides that's it two rides and then then sage is like I want to go home it's it's too

hot it's she's too hot. She's not a theme park kid. She doesn't like the heat. Well, to be it was a Sunday right. It was a Sunday. Yeah, that's to speak kind of be expected. Yeah, you had to go during the week. I mean, I just take my kids almost weekly to assess me place and while it was like you said, it smells and it smells of chlorine overpowering chlorine and feet I look back I mean they had a good time there so I mean I wouldn't be so I wouldn't be as harsh as you are I mean well I mean you were really harsh we were not we're not gonna get any any waterpark spots to push

probably the six-fag buses not pulling up out front that I would do it's very yeah I nice to I live 16 minutes away So mainly X used to get a season pass and go there like you know just Wednesday or Thursday And it was just it was a nicer experience. I fucking exactly what I'm talking about you see fucking get them There's no shirt on and you're like I paid money for this So you went there without children? Yeah, we go man We like the children brought themselves. Not to the water park, but to like great adventure park for like the rollercoasters and stuff like that because the lines are a lot smaller.

And you like you like wild ride? I really don't like rollercoasters, but she did. You like wild rides? So you would go just to sheep. Up to baby. Yeah, yeah, that's sweet. That was sweet. Well, like, there was... Yeah, I really worked up for you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha We've never asked this before but get him are you a virgin?

Are you don't lie? I'm gonna have proof later on during the game. Yeah, yeah, how This is just so you know this is a discussion Q and I We were barber Q and I are and I was like how have we never asked him that before? You know he was in a committed relationship. Yeah, but that doesn't mean the mean. The guy's fucking married. He isn't taught or in three months. You lived with her, right? Yeah, she lived in from three years. Oh, you were hidden that shit every night. That's what I said. I said he had that girl at Noctis teeth out, so. Yeah, but that doesn't mean anything. I know. And that was just, I mean, it was my best guess I was trying to tell it to everyone. It was there. It just never occurred to me to ask it until this whole wedding event came up. I was like, if this guy's willing to stay married without even talking to the person,

would he stain a relationship? They married because of you. Not because of me. Because they tell him Steve Dave, man, he doesn't want to worry. It's not benefiting us at all. I think it would be a pretty shitty aftertaste in everyone's mouth if it turned out he got he was not married to that girl. Yeah, but it's like doing it. It would people would give up all hope and marriage.

Yeah, really. We could never hold a big, big steak spot ever again. Could we? Sure we could. No, we couldn't because no one ever believed the steaks were true. The steaks weren't true. He did get married. No one believed that they were baptized or that he got to. If he was divorced already, or whatever it is, whatever it is, that would leave a real bitter taste in my mouth.

And I think the listeners are not because you were invested in it. You had your stakes. So you think the listeners are like, all right, well, maybe he hasn't seen her in three months, but you know, at least they're married, and I feel like I got what I was in for. I believe that all it takes is one of them. Something's going to happen, and they're going to find each other in a more traditional way. In criminal court.

Have you considered like, you know, like girls do it sometimes they like, they're like, I'm a virgin again, they like declare themselves a virgin or they're just themselves. I've heard that, like, you know, they wait six months in their virgins again, who's who's saying this and what? Some people go through like procedures, I guess. Who would do that? What Luna took would do that.

People do it. Let me say, I'll look at a pretty name. What doctor is before an operation? That seems very like... The one who gets paid. What's it called? The Hippocratic Othias. Hippocratic Othias.

This is it re-virginized from Urban Dictionary. When someone's not had sex for three years or more, also if they've had surgery for a tighter fit. Mm-hmm. So three years it will grow back? I guess you just get real tired. I think also it's like a religious thing, like a woman or guy may have a religious awakening and dedicate themselves back to God

and be like, yeah, I'm a virgin again, which doesn't fucking make it so. But in their mind, I guess, we live in a world, dude, where people just say things and they're magically true. And they're true. And if you are with that, then you're the problem. If you're not with it, you're shaming them. And you're something true and they're true and and if you are you are with that then there's you're the problem Yeah, if you're not with it you're shaming them

You're something you're doing right now to get them no marriage shaming him and that it's not a marriage shaming him You're not happy with his with with the state of his lifestyle choice Everyone's that's fine with me I'm going to do it every once, that's fine with me. I don't go fuck this, just move out. Anyway, that was the water park. All she wanted to do is leave and go back to the pool at the place. Oh, the pool you live.

Yeah. I was like, I would rather just stay there the whole time, but she wanted to go, never get it. Oh, disgusting. It's just gross and everything is so like wildly overpriced like food Like I see why people go out and you know, they bring coolers and shit Yeah, they're allowed to bring coolers in well You can't bring them in you can you can bring them to the parking lot and then like you leave and you get your hand stamped and then people eat lunch

Because if you have like five or six people with you, you know like mom mom and dad and some kids. Like, that's a fucking proposition. But then I was thinking 40 bucks versus like, I think Disney's like a hundred a day. So it definitely is economical. And it looks it to like that place looks fucking gross. Yeah, you can't compare with Disney offers. Not even close. Not even close. I had a they was supposed to put up solar panels about the parking lots.

And I theorized that they didn't do that because it just makes your cars out there and people who kept coolers out, they would like discourage them from doing that. Whoa, they were, they were going to put solar panels up for what is the intent of use for that? Jay Sarge put the overcame music in. To earn six flags, money went off season, but it also helped power the park, they're gonna do

they're gonna cut down a big section of woods and everyone's like no no don't do that put them over the parking lots they put them up on stands and great events are fought against it vehemently and more vehemently yeah and my theory was that was to keep people from keeping food in their cars and stuff because we just you know your cars were sitting out in this hot sun well what would the what would why would it be any hotter because the solar panels were... The solar panels would cover the spots, so you'd be effectively in shade.

You got a picture like a covered parking garage. But they're not, but they're not covered now. No, and then great adventure was pushing to keep them not covered, to keep them uncovered. They're not worthy of an overkill. Yeah, I'm done. I'm still not sure. Like I sort of lost it halfway through to keep them uncovered. How worthy of an overkill. I'm still not sure. Like I sort of lost a halfway through reading this next article about a cue.

You got a couple kids. Okay. I'm sure you do. I'm sure you do. You're living in an apartment complex and you get a letter that says there have been several conversation There have there has been several I mean, I have to understand this is from the south There has been several conversation and a lot of complaints to the office regarding a clown or a person dressed in clown clothing taking children

We're trying to lure children in the woods. First and foremost, at blank manner apartments, children's safety is a top priority. At no time should a child be alone at night or walking in the roads or wooded areas at night. Also, if a person or a person is seen, you are to immediately call the police. They don't even say a person dresses a clown. Greenville police department is aware of the situation,

have been riding the property daily. Remember, there's a 10 p.m. curfew, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah not the hard way that yes it is. We all, it sets the world we live in though. I mean, we have to live, but we have to be suspicious of a clown. Right. Well, I mean, he had more in children to the woods. Yeah, it's a sad state. I'd say any person trying to lower children to the woods dressed like a clown or not.

Come here. Yeah. Reaks of... There was that documentary about it. It was called It, about clown-learing people into the woods, children to the woods. It was called it? Yeah, I don't know.

Is this a giant? I don't know if you're in the mood for getting this week, buddy. I could tell you. Yeah, well, it's good manager, you should be quiet. But we were talking like what, like a clown is just, like what kid is like, oh, a clown, I'll go over there.

Most, it seems most kids are sort of freaked out by clowns. So what's the perfect lure if you're trying to get kids to come over? I said, you find out what like a rare Pokemon is. You pretend you're playing that game over by the edge of the woods. You're like, oh my God, there's a, that'll work.

Whatever over here. Sure. And then they come running over and you're like, I don't know who. Oh. Right? Yeah, I've never put thought into lowering children into the woods, but I mean, I can see the content.

I think you were going to. If I was going to, yeah, like a trail of candy to the woods won't do it. Trail of candy, that might work with a little kid. Well, how little are you trying to lower into the woods here? I don't know. I mean, there doesn't seem to be,

it doesn't seem to be discriminating. Do you believe it's even true? That's my thing. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I believe someone just said it. Either that or it's just some kids fucking around. Was it their medieval clown?

Was it their own stuntman? I don't know. Yeah, and then people eventually started approaching and sitting down. Well, he just started appearing. At first, he did it right. He was appearing in the woods on dead end streets and then as his popularity grew I guess he wanted the fame, so he just started appearing

like the Stan Alemaule and like walking around. How dangerous was it for him early on? Like if he just appeared at like two AM, yeah that's what he originally did. In the forest walking around he walked up on like some like some 18 year old to have in a kegger Yeah, how dangerous is it for him if he's trying to like be become like the cult clown of The dangerous that he could take his life in his own hands people will be like Where they might be like oh shit. It's the clown party with us. Well, that's when he's got some so when he's got some That's after he's been accepted at the Staten Island Yeah, yeah before that it's like oh shit at that motherfucking clown

Wasn't there somebody and I think it was England you could pay them to stalk people dressed as a clown I think I remember that yeah like you'd pay him like a hundred bucks and he would you follow your ever use told him to follow Like holding balloons and such it was like if that was available in America Would you have done that to your ex? No, no, no, why should I'm gonna spend more money on her? He stalked her and then eventually gives he's like get him doesn't like the imparks here's a season passes I could do that stalking myself, I can't waste that money. I'm cheaper in gas, tolls. Were you dressed as a clan when you used to hide in bushes and take pictures of girls?

No. Usually in pajama pants. Oh, doubt. Alright, so, okay, so we got to get some contestants for this game, right? Well, doubt. All right. So OK, so we've got to get some contestants for this game, right? Yeah. OK. 3. All right.

So the first three. Are they dialing in? No. We're just going to do it on Twitter. I figured too much of a hassle to have people call in. What you want to play first, you? Well, Brian's securing three players. What are my options?

Well, I'll give you the title. I mean, well, I'll give you one of the synopsis of the game. One game is I got Sunday Jeff to do audible clips of one is a real verse from a song. The other is a fake verse that Sunday Jeff wrote. It's brilliant. And then I have another game that the other game is the one me and get him came up.

Which one are you more? Hopped up to play Well, I mean, I'm always hopped up and I feel so the audience is for Sunday Jeff You know, okay, but get on you hear the whole episode you got your fucking dinner date all right So he could take away a little bit Well, I think he could play if he's gonna get three he'll play he could play to Sunday He'll represent a listener Because we're gonna give away something very cool. We were gonna give it away last week before

We we decided not to give it away during the chain. We're gonna change this the ending. Yeah statement, but We're gonna get what we we scrapped that and now we're gonna give away a zoom H4N pro We scrapped that and now we're gonna give away a zoom H4N Pro Handy recorder. That's pretty good man. This thing is this thing is nice. It's got to be worth a couple hundred right? Yeah, easily. Yeah, I had that thing's probably like 400 bucks somewhere in there. And I also have here a four-color demon zip-o queue Nice never been used right out of the box. I love that I use mine almost almost daily and And for the third place contestant will give them the new Door is locked and I am clocked out

Whoa, which I don't know which one's more valuable Q. I've got a fuck man the patches Hodge again, just rarer than the handy zoomer. Yeah, you could buy either one of these things you can't buy that patch Well, we'll leave it up to the winner decide which prize he wants Okay, so I'm saying first three to tweet back or contestants in a mystery game We're playing right now go Okay, so now I will sit here and watch

Twitter Okay, Jake Goldberg I will sit here and watch Twitter Okay, Jake Goldberg and he's at Jake gold 10 Okay Jake all right who else? Grimes at Grimes 619. We have a name. It just says Grimes D Call him Grimes. Yep, and then Ghost pussy cobble bear. Four color, the number four wall. All right, well I'm not gonna write that, I'll just write four color nug ant. Okay, I got Jake, I got Grimes, and I got the four color nug ant. Mm-hmm. Yeah, nice.

Ghost Pussy Cuddle Bear. Okay, so who are you going to assign to each one? Well, I'll let you pick your your contestant Brian who you want to who you want to rep? Okay, um I Like the that ghost pussy cuddle bear is wearing a four-color demon shirt in her In her what is it avatar whatever that little picture? So I'm gonna go with her. Okay, so you guys have the choice of either Grimes D. Let me see. Can I see these people? That's Gr with her. Okay. So you guys have the choice of either Grimes D. Let me see. Can I see these people?

That's Grimes D. Okay. I mean my choice. And then. Alright, get them. What do you want? I want Jake Goldberg. You want Jake?

He looks like a player. Jake Goldberg. He's in an Andre Transit train so I know his name. And what's his point like he's meeting Banker. Alright, so I'll take Grimesy. Okay. Sweet. Alright, cute.

Alright, so we are all set. We all know who we're repping. Yes, I know. Do you got, get him? Yes. Who you got? Jacob Oberg. And Kew.

Grimes. Grimes, and you got four color nugget. Four color nugget. Alright, okay, so the name of the game is called, is it two live crew or one middle aged Jew? The premise is, I give you two titles to two rap, now just remember people who don't know two live crew. You are the rap expert here at the table. Are they the most explicit rap group in the history of music? They're not the most explicit but they're out there. As far as mainstream

goes, yeah, they're pretty up there. These guys would consider mainstream. Sure, everybody would be. Two live crew. Oh, fuck yeah. How could they ever get radio play? Well, you know, they bleeped. They toned and they sold a lot of albums that everybody wanted to hear the real deal. Okay, so there's somebody more explicit than these guys. They were helped along by... I'm glad.

Because I thought this was a one-time game. Oh, yeah, I figured like, there's nobody else that we could sample. Not that we're gonna sample these guys when I get gonna get some but I didn't think there was any rap act or group that was as I looked at somebody's lyrics. Yeah, they're out there, man Well, isn't this this is what a tipper gore's favorite the PMRC. This is one of their favorite well I mean these guys. I mean they were worried about metal music This is crazy right and these are also guys that were like like dry

Humming girls on stage getting below jobs on stage. Oh, yeah crazy shit like I picked the right group then yeah, oh definitely they're known for they known for being the most explicit the most like Down in dirty as nasty as they want to be. Right, they're like, me so horny, me so horny. Well, and now you're not, are you a big fan, Q? No, I was never too deep into too long for you. Because I don't want, that would be an unfair advantage for you. I'm glad that you're not that versed in you.

I could, I'll tell you what, I could honestly tell you that I don't think that I have an unfair advantage, but if I do, I will mention that. Okay. I'll let you what I could honestly tell you that I don't think that I have an unfair advantage, but if I do, I will mention that. Okay. If I will. If this is one tang, I'd have to totally recuse myself. All right, so the premise is I give you the two titles to two rap songs. One is Two Life Crew. It's a legitimate song. The other is a Sunday Jeff made up song title.

So Sunday Jeff, this is the first thing he's written since the cabin. Remember a dollar shave? Yeah, who doesn't? So Sunday Jeffs is the first thing he's written since the cabin. Remember a dollar shave. Yeah. Who doesn't? Remember his story. You know, it was the mesmerized. So this is the first time he's picked up a pen since the cabin. So this is a matter of time.

Hello. One middle aged you. And so you have to pick, I give you two song titles. One is two life crew. one is one middle aged you Yeah, you guys pick and you're stuck to that until I then I'm gonna play you an Audio clip two audio clips and then based up those two audio clips you could stick with your original answer Right, or you could change it based on the audio clip But if you stick with your answer, and's correct, it's worth two points.

If you switch, after hearing the audio clip because you're like, you know what, I don't think that original answer was correct. I got to go with this other answer. If you're correct in that one, it's worth one point. You got to keep, you got to keep score from you again? Ah, sure. All right. So round one, guys. There you go. All right. Thank you. Are you ready again? Yep. All right. Round one the two the two song titles are some hot head or Song title two infection connection

Wow So we're supposed to guess which song title is which ones two live crew which one son which ones the one middle-aged you based off that most first one again the one middle-aged Jew based off that. Well, it was first one again. First one is some hot head. I hope that's the one that's on the Jeff made out of it. And infection connection. Infection connection. Well, how do we score this now?

Because there's two. Well, I want to give them the right down what you guys picked. OK. Round one. Oh, wait, get them here another part of this? Yeah a part of this. Yeah, okay. I was gonna say I'm gonna say that some hot head is that Sunday Jeffers at two life crew I'm gonna say that Sunday Jeff is Is some hot head okay put that down that is now set in stone

And so obviously then he's picking infection connection as the two life crew. Okay. Alright, cute. I'm going to go the opposite. I'm going to say infection connection is is a Sunday Jeff. Okay. Because I actually think that too hot head and too hot head is is no it's a what is it? Some hot. Some hot. I think that that's not imaginative enough for sunday jeth but just imaginative enough to do that got a system

and for advantage all right get them what are you picking well too lot of crew was active in the nineties and that's when the big uh... push against for aid so i'm thinking they might have made a song about the infection Connection to try to promote safe sex. I could Where they worried about it so that they have social Contestant bearers of safe sex. Yeah, I get a blow jobs on stage, but they were safe about it. I mean you can say what you want

I'm gonna say to a live crew is infection connection Okay, and son of Jeff is on head. Yeah, and not to mention rappers historically There's their work contains homophobic lyrics. They're constantly calling people faggots and shit like that to this day They still do okay, so back then It like age was widely considered to be like a gay person's disease. I don't think they're promoting say sex. In the 90s, yeah, we were trying to get some, I'm telling you, 80s into the 90s man, early 90s. Shut the fuck up. Don't sit there and act like that. That's what I was going to school. I remember. They might have been trying to get some garner some points though, you know, after being, you know, being almost taken down by Tipper, you know, they

might have tried to, you know, garner some, you know, some goodwill by being spreading safe sex as a theme in some of those. He's entitled to his choices. I think that promoting safe sex was the least of their concerns. All right, you guys, here's a here. Is the first clip for Sunday? I hope that's loud enough though. All right, you ready? First taken from the song, some hothead.

I like getting ahead because it's so convenient. You can do it anytime. You don't have to beat it. You can get it in the car or even in the park. The most-head hunters go out after dark. There's nothing like a pretty ho-on underneath. Suckin' my D and lickin' my B's. You don't have to take our clothes off to bustin' up.

When I pull out my dick, bitch, pucker up. Hey, give me some. Okay. Wow. No way to suck it. So that was him reading to Live Crew, or that's his own fate. We still don't know.

Okay, all right. So now you got listened to And you can change your choice for one last action connection now. It sounded almost too good to me Like a way too good to be Sunday All right, here is Infection connection verse taken from the song infection connection Keeping you a dark secret because I can't be seen with you. My covers blown because you make my dick smell like diarrhea. Okay, let me get some of that stinky clam. Make like sushi and eat it like green eggs in hand. When I'm slurping and burping on that clip I'm praying to the Lord above I don't

vomit so gross and affected when you spread gotta make sure I put on a rubber made out of lead okay now is he reading the set that that poetry jam wow so he wrote one of those. He wrote one of those. So that girl, that wonderful girl who did the Get Him Wrap has to take his soul. Like that's a sample. That's a wrap, right? She has to.

What's her name again? What's your wife? Oh, man. Yeah, we follow her on Twitter. Her name is... The key puzzle? Yeah, the key puzzle. All right. Let me get some of that stinky clan

Make like sushi and eat it like green eggs and ham When I'm slurping and burping on that clip I'm praying to the Lord above. I don't vomit So gross and affected when you spread got to make sure I put on a rubber made out of lead All right guys, I mean now if I were to It's so much like when he reads it and you actually hear the lyrics. You're like all right Well, I Assume that I'm wrong. You okay now you went with Brian is originally Some hot head is Sunday Jeff and infection connection is too live

Right, so you're wrong now. You're saying that you thought your initial answers are wrong. You'd like to switch your answers Uh, and yeah, I mean yeah, I'm allowed to yeah, because you lose one last point You just said it was something I'm pretty good at it right you lose you only get one point Whereas if me and get them stick with them get it right we get to oh got you Okay, you're catching in a point to your answer. So you both pick the same one It's so yeah, I mean I think I'm gonna switch over to Q's camp Yeah, I'm gonna switch You know, infection connection Sunday Jeff and some hot head is too like grow. Yeah, you stick in with your answer sticking with your although he did read

some on head Jeff. You're sticking with your original answer? Well, what do I have? You have Jeff's did infection connection and two live did some hot head. I'm sticking with my original answer. I'm going to stick with my original. Infection connection to a live crew, some on head Jeff. You're sticking with your original answer? Well, what do I have, get them?

You have Jeff's did infection connection and two-life did some hot head. Yes, I'm sticking with that. You're sticking with that. Get them, are you gonna switch? I'm sticking. So you're on board. I believe that two-life crew is infection connection

and Jeff is some hot head. Okay, the correct answer is some hothead. It's two-life crew. So I get two points. You get two points, Q, when these guys got zero. Zero! God damn it. I sure this was. I would have at least got one point. Right. So two-life crew wrote the song, some hothead. Yes. the song, some hothead. Yes. And Sunday Jeff wrote Infectious Connection. Well, at least that verse.

Like said, Vicki Pesna can now take that. Yeah. The early at three rounds in this. She could take any of these sandals. And she can, I mean, we need to find out more about her. Where did she live? What's at the end? Because she's great.

All right. Wait a second. So Sunday Jeff wrote Infectious Connection Yeah, to live crew with some hot head. Yeah, I thought that's what I said originally. Isn't that what I said? No, you said Jeff wrote some hot head and to live crew wrote infection connection. Yeah, you did. He just, yeah, I mean, I should have went. I should have I should have reversed my action because he did. Yeah, and he did because he just read the first one so smoothly like he heard it like he had heard it before yeah round two on his way to work every day round two the songs are dirty nursery rhymes or snow white slash pink pussy Wow, okay, so what is so dirty nursery rhymes I'm gonna say is to live crew The fuck hey, I'm just gonna to do it right at the time.

Jesus, dude. Is too live crew is dirty nursery? Yes. And I'm going to say Sunday Jeff is... Snow White. Pink pluses. Yeah. Because, again, I can't give too live crew too much credit for originality.

I just can't. I cannot do it. They had that thing they did it well, but you know, Snow White Pink Pussy is just like a two clever for two live crew. Really Brian? Yeah. Dirty nursery rhymes or snow white slash pink pussy? I'm gonna agree with Q. I think dirty nursery rhymes is easy and something that two-life crew was would think was funny and the fact that snow white is in the second one and I know he and his wife dig on Disney. I'm gonna say that I think Sunday Jeff you know not that it was like necessarily written

about her. His wife I just know that they like Disney shit. Well since two live crew was from Florida, I think that they would know Snow White. So I'm gonna I love Gidem's way like he like he over-analyses it to the point where he's wrong just like me. But he's just but he has at least some sort of structure to base it on. And you although you do too. You know that you thought that the course of matter for both wrong. But you could sit there and fucking pontificate all day. He's still fucking wrong. All right, guys, round six.

So I'm going to go with two live crew with Snow White Pink Pussy and Jeff is with the dirty nursery rhymes. Okay, round two. It's verse taken from the song Snow White Pink Pussy. You say you want a night in Shying Armor to ride in on his horse, but we know you need a bad boy skilled in the art of intercourse. Need your Prince Charmin so you can place Snow White, but who's kiddin' who? We both know you'd let those Agrieste Wars

pull a train on you. 17-E tiny dicks is how you roll. Now the midgets got snow-wide arm to stroll. Oh. Oh. Trying to fit your fat ass foot and send a relish slip or you're unable. So your sick ass drops a doucin' that glass shoe like it was a glass table.

Oh, my God. Oh. Oh. Wow. What is going on? He was born to be a two-life crew, wasn't he? Yeah. A glass table. He would not, like ironically, he would not

look out of place, you know, back in the 90s. He's fucking, he just references girls taking shits on glass tables. What the fuck's that was, yeah? If that's him. You don't know. Wait, we haven't even heard the second one. You haven't heard? You haven't heard the second one.

Yeah, I'm not sure about that, Tim. Well, I make you say that, kid. Because that fucking two-month crew is not rapping. About shits taking taking shit on glass They just weren't You said yourself you weren't well versed in the crew. Yeah, but I mean I'm gonna tip her go we're gonna hold a Sunday check that can they take what street cred I'm fucking watching gross shit on tables

He also has it like he likes talking about dwarves and shit He also has it like he likes talking about dwarves and shit. Oh my god. No way. Let's see if anybody needs to change their answer. First taken from the song, dirty nursery rhymes. Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. Jack got mad, kicked Jill in the ass because she couldn't make him come. Mama bear and Papa bear went out for a walk through the forest.

Mama bear asked Papa bear could he eat her porridge. There's more Papa bear said, shit bitch, you must think I'm sick. Just get down here on your knees and suck this bear ass dick. Okay, that was it. Wow, I mean, they're both so horrible. Yeah. Like, yeah, it's really hard to make the distinction.

You're like, I guess Sunday Jeff could have written wraps for, like, Crows. He could have. Yeah. Like, without a doubt. Brian, you want to switch your answer? What do you want? What do you have? Do you have been right now?

I have two live is dirty nursery runs. Yeah, two live is dirty nursery runs. Sunday Jeff is Snow White Pink pussy. Yeah. I mean, I feel like dirty nursery rhymes is the worst of the two, but like in terms of just like structurally it sounds bad but Yeah, I think I'm just gonna stick with otherwise I'll fucking up I'm gonna be wrong gonna be wrong from

All right, you you know, I'm gonna stick with my answer now. I still feel that Sunday Jeff wrote the shit in the glass table He would probably not even know that though. I don't know, dude. I have, I have, I have no right. Are you, are you not putting anything past Sunday Jeff at this point? I mean, do you really think that he's ever covered across that, like that kind of, that urban myth? I don't know if it's an urban myth or that. Uh, I wouldn't be shocked if he, if he's actively sorted out,

let alone Sunday Jeff would talk in the interest of a research. Yeah, I'm sticking Sunday Jeff wrote snow white pink pussy So it's universe it's everybody thinks everybody's on board saying it no no They're all they both think that two-lifed it dirty nurse rhymes. I'm I'm thinking two-lifed at Snow White, Pink Pussy. Okay, you think so. You think so, you think so, Jeff, bro? Two-lifed at Jury Nurseroms, yeah. Okay.

The author of Snow White, Pink Pussy, is Sunday Jeff. Yes! What up? Oh, man, it's fucking crazy. It's literally better than the two-life crew one. It is? Alright, last, last. Last middle-aged you.

So get him, you can't possibly win this point. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're a student. Let's just do the last round. I'm sorry Jake. And the most you could do is tie with me. Yeah, and then we'd have to go into

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with two live is monster dick and Jeff is freaky behavior all right yeah pencil it in yep it is now set in stone. All right, I'm gonna go the opposite. Okay, which is free key behavior is? Free key behavior is two live crew and monster dick is something Jeff, yeah. Thank you. I'm gonna go for that as well, and let me explain myself.

I would love to hear it. The word, you're right, you really, I mean, you really are a rap official in auto. Well, I get the rhythms of it, like I know what they're going for, and I also know how unimaginative of two-life crew is. And that carries me in the first real fucking besmirching.

The reputation of... These guys are legends. I'm not saying, listen, that doesn't mean anything. They're fine. I'm not saying they're bad. I'm just saying like, they did what they did, which was just, let me just put these lyrics out of like, there was no, you know.

All right, so why, what is your thinking now? Because the word freaky was used to describe chicks of a certain type back in the 90s. Like that, that was like the slang for them. She's freaky. Yeah. But monster dicks. That sounds like something something Jeff could have right. Was freaky.

He's pulling out for freaky. He's pulling out some verses, some things you never would have thought it was I think I've talked about shitting in glass slippers and on tables agree, but putting snow weight on the stroll I just think that if something just trying to write dirty lyrics, he would go with monster deck And you gotta give him up so far he's unbelievable he's better than to look right right he is and he's really captured the I told him you got to be filthy you can't come with me with anything but the absolute like

if you were like if you were to be if you were to be caught with these lyrics right got pulled over you could be arrested which means somewhere rattling in some of Jeff's psych as a chick shit not a glass table. Yeah, it is. Or else you would have written it. Honey, what do you think I should write? Is it what's better? Shitting on glass tables or...

He did not run these vies' life together. Alright. So just because in 90's slang I'm gonna say freaky is too life. We got that pencil then. Is it? Pended. It's set in stone. Here we go. First taken from the song Monster Deck. Got a monster deck called Frankenstein.

Make all the village holes wait in line. My dick ain't green and I ain't got no stitches. They call it monster because it's over 17 inches. But I only fuck monsters because hoties make me snore Next on my fuck list that sexy ass hunchback Igor So is it getting him from behind and staring at that home trying so hard not to be a three-punk chump I'm gonna have to I would almost take my life Yeah, it's like it goes from like having a monster dick to like basically raping another man

I mean He was still a monster was I thought Igor was just like like a fucked up assistant I didn't even I didn't think he was a monster. Yeah, he's like dude with a bad back. Yeah, he's like a regular guy And something's just trying to split him open room No, that's not true. I was not singing in Gailerix dude. They just look at universal monsters I love but you gotta love whoever wrote that. You gotta love that they took what you thought about a monster deck and totally made it about fucking monsters. Yeah, an actual monster deck.

Yeah, it definitely threw me. I was expecting one thing and it was like a night night channel on movie. Lyrically. She's that Vicki Paz has got to take somebody. I pray she does. Okay, where we got to go with? Because she has all rights to whatever Sunday Jeff has come up with. Like two-life cruises have to worry about. Oh yeah yeah. She can't yeah, don't if you have any advice, don't take the two life crew stuff, just the Sunday Jeff's. That's better.

Um, all right. Well, she can sample every shit. The key behavior is this one then. We got to pull just to finish out the game, although, everyone, all you guys are so cock sure. Except me. Oh, wait a minute. You didn't hear.

We still have to get you. You can't switch, you can switch hold on first taken from the song freaky behavior Lady Gaddava was a freak she rode butt naked to the street By doing this a hundred years ago. It's all right for girls to be hos Romeo where's Julia? She's out getting her pussy wet My man Samson and that bit still I? She got mad because Samson tried it. All the ass was for a little head, but she played it off like she was scared. Knowing all the time she was a freak and couldn't wait to get in the sheets. There's a freak in every demon they even had sex in the Garden of Eden.

It's the devil's work. The Lord can't save you. We got it bad, that freaky behavior. I've never been so sure of something in my life. I can't wait just here monster one more time. Yeah, just to be sure. Yeah, because I'm definitely going to switch my answer. Can we have another listen to monster? I just want to play it on loop at my funeral.

Monster. Monster. This is your new energy. Yeah, it's that in lieu of words. Yeah, that's the trick. Okay, here we go. I'll do a dramatic reading of Monster Dick. I'll listen to him.

Appreciate what was going on in here. He went, oh, oh, there's no one to answer it. I said I'm a sweet one. I did a sweet one. Okay, all right. All right, so Monster Dick was obviously Sunday Jeff. We just support the mayor. Oh, yeah.

And a phrase, Monster Dick, and made it about a guy who likes the one of fucking Prince of Monsters. Like, not in a million years. Like, as of fucking person monsters. Like not a million years. Like as you said that title, not a million years did it occur to me that he would take it in such a direction that I couldn't even conceive of. That's the mark of a genius. Get any rapper out here. Do a universal monster sex rap rap

Like Jay-Z's like I'm dropping my new fucking damn song. It's called monster dick Is it about something that happened 85 years ago? Monster dick First taken from the song monster dick I ate the most man out. You're almost here in the dead. Oh, this is, this is revelinus. Revel? First taken from the song Monster Deck. Got a monster deck called Frankenstein. Make all the village holes wait in line. A dick ain't green and I ain't got no stitches.

They call it monster because it's over 17 inches. Smiling a spasioca picture. That eyes only fuck monsters because hoties make me snore. Did you hear that? I only fuck monsters. I only fuck monsters. Hoties are key face. So hot. He's fucked so many hoties that he's like,

I need some strange. Should be the only way. The only way I can get it To literally rape another monster Fucking genius Hold on here we go here's the end builds to a crochet Next I'm off this that sexy ass hunchback ego Doing him from behind and staring at that home trying so hard not to be a three-punk

Which is the implications of that last line. Yeah, is that he's he's fucking Igor and wants to make it last So excited. Yeah, so excited. He's afraid of coming to So excited. Yeah, so excited. He's afraid of coming to you. Yeah He wants to savor the experience of fucking Igor and his ass. Yeah who likely is not down with this program Yeah, for the get go that this was some sort of physical attack on Igor I mean, who's the say you are wouldn't be up for it because he's fucking Igor how much ass is he getting how much tail is he getting? I mean even if like I wasn't getting any pussy I wouldn't be like well, I guess I'll just get fucked in the ass by 17 inch monster dick It's not like it's the next best thing

I thought that was provato and such a Jeff's part. I don't believe I believe 17 inches was just something Right, but I don't think it's just something that rappers do to pop selves up. Right everybody's John Holmes Okay, with six points Q's winner grime. SST who gets the zoom coming in second place is prize Nugant who gets the Zippo and I come in last with Jake who gets the patch So those three winners Email me at came used to at Gmail and I'll get those prizes out to you nice

All right, well, wow see I'm not always a fucking. If you get me, sometimes I'll throw away all your points and put you in the hole, but sometimes I'll win. You never know. Where's it come through? Yeah. Wow. That was amazing.

That was fucking great. All I want, I wish you had 10 more. That was, yeah. I can do it for the next hour. Well, like you said, well, you tell me who's the nastiest, nastiest of the nasty rappers out there that have been released on the two-life crew, like Category. Right.

And we could play this again one time, and we'll have Sunday Jeff come back. One minute, two. There's a girl. Well, I could run the game and do Wu Tang. Well, Sunday Jeff. You know,, nasty? They're more like violent, so it'd be a different taste. I thought the reason I even came up with this,

I thought the dynamic worked because, is there anybody on the face of the planet who shouldn't be reading sexually explicit rap lyrics? Yes, Sunday Jeff, right. But this gets really violent though. Like a picture something you have, like doing the same thing, just like ultraviolence and fucking anger.

But there's also a female rapper named Peaches, who wraps about, I mean, she is filthy. Probably filthy or than that. Okay, so we maybe we could do the Peaches version of. Okay, yeah, the Peaches edition. Yeah, next time. Whenever we play the games, yeah. Yeah next that's next time Well, it would have to be a new name

Okay, oh we can still call the middle age you Yeah, and Limer peaches and herbs or some way we could play off peaches and her peaches and Peaches and peaches are prayer There we go Alright, so I thought that maybe that's a one-time game, but you you're I think that there are multiple avenues you know It's a one-way one-time game. Oh, we have to wait to see what the reaction is. Maybe people don't like to hear something I don't know. Yeah, maybe an image of them Image baby shattered now

I'm gonna play it with the glass table. Wow. That's amazing. This can't be the sense of people coming here on actual Sundays and seeing the counter with the glass. He's like quietly wrapping to himself. Seven times a dicks. It's so weird on the scroll. They walk it.

I can't stand. He also had to give it up for what he said 17y tiny dicks. Yeah, that was fun. Yeah, yeah, they're just so they would tie you with it. We're gonna just a teeny. He went for it though. Like any true visionary. He's a genius of some sort. I feel he is. We're gonna take a quick break from the game, but we'll be right back after these He's a genius of some sort. I feel he is. We're gonna take a quick break from the game, but we'll be right back after these messages. Yo, what's up, Bance? I know who you know who this is. I got an important message for all of you out there in TES Detail.

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And now back to the game. You know what, you want to play the other one or you want to go? You got the other stuff you want to talk about before we play another game. Now I'm ready to go, man. I'm going. Okay. Now this next two games in a row. But last time we played two new games,

introduced two new segments. It might be never. Yeah. This might be a first. Special episode. Yeah. All right, well, this game, I mean, and this we're just playing for ourselves,

or not, there's no. Yeah, I mean, we could play for more contestants, but I don't have anything to give away. I have another zip-o we could give away. Is it, and uh, yeah, because you want to be able to play. Yeah, I mean we could play for more for more contestants, but I don't have anything to give away other I have another zip-o we could give away is it bow and yeah Yeah, we could get two more players. Yeah, okay, so I'll get two more players And his zip-o's are now available at merch table queue. Yeah, they're fucking great. They are in stock now Go order one if you're if you're into tell them Steve day if you don't win one today I mean it they're beautiful.

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Fast approaching. What are we going to do this year? We don't I based off the reaction to last year. Yeah Christmas is returning in a big bad way, okay I'm gonna call it tell him Steve Dave 2016 okay turn of Christmas nice because we heard the complaints I saw the the anger the vitriol I read the emails of discussed okay that they got tricked Into buying a Christmas episode that didn't contain Christmas. So I saw the band cap numbers So this year I got a lot. Okay, but what I'm asking is what you guys think of pushing the release date? Instead of having it on Black Friday,

we gotta push it back to Christmas Eve just to ensure more Christmas content. I think that's what hurts us. In some of the, in some of the segments I've got planned, we need to do them in the middle of the Christmas season because usually we record at the end of October and some of the segments wouldn't work if we're not in the middle of Christmas rush though.

Well, I think that tradition is only good if it serves us and if we fail, we let everybody down last year, then fuck tradition. We gotta do it. We gotta try some tradition. I mean, tradition is everything to me. That's why I struggle with this pushing it, but I'm really pushing it back one month but to ensure more Christmas content. I think... Well, it definitely means you could go out, like we could go out and interview people

because you're, you know, people are shopping and that kind of shit, there's more of like an atmosphere if we go a little bit later. I mean, you gotta think about it. Well, give us, give me what you think, give it a week to think about it. I'll pop up. Okay, so this is the second mystery game.

Well, so it's only two contestants this time, right? Only two contestants. Okay, so a second mystery game, two people this time. Go. All right. Now we are going to look at our notifications. Who will it be? It'll be Corey Frost at Corey J. Frost. Okay. And oh, here's a, here's a name

at J. Zizzle Fizzle. She's, she's been around for a while. Okay. Zizzle Fizzle. All right, Brian, you will present your represent J. Fizzle. Zizzle. Okay, sure. I mean, I thought I know she wants me to it's it's not a It's just her image. Oh, I represent her. You like her. She's done me. She's done me favors Not of that nature But she's done me like some solids. Oh, you know this person. I don't know personally But she's acting like I'm gonna I'm guaranteed to lose so it's like I'm on a winning streak man. Yeah, I Wanted around respect. Yeah, you got to respect come on man. I

Want her fate in my hands. I actually do have to respect it because I lose every time Well, this one this one is good test here this one. Yeah Who's got the higher IQ? Okay. Well, what are, what are they winning? They, a Zippo for color demons lighter. The loser will get a door is locked and I am clocked out. Okay. Which if you nobody understands what that means, you got to go by, oh, no, a minute, no one knows what that means because we never released it. It was from the live show. Yeah. no, but that was the

That was the Brooklyn show, wasn't it? No, it was the one that we were Was the Grammar see? Yeah, yeah, but it's a you know, for people show we I guess given I mean that's I think I have a couple of the other patches left if you If you need one One of the whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Yeah, it's the rare last very rare one. Oh, is it yeah, loser can't get that Dore they'll get over here eventually with the doors clocked and they'll be happy to have that patch then Yeah, well, yeah, the door the door is locked and I am clocked out is It has a has a very Specific meaning and it was revealed in the live show. It's only a handful of the listeners know what it means But incidentally, I've never heard them say it once since I've been here.

Well, are you here when we, when we actually locked the door, walk out the back for the night? I believe I have been a few times, but you know what? Well, maybe not. I'm going to take your word for it. Let's say I am out. Let's say I am out of the store. I had to leave early.

What do you do then? I text you. I text you the numbers for the night Right You know how much we did what we're over and that the doors locked and I am clocked and then what and this is what I type back It says out like what written Vertically in Yeah, so I keep it fresh.

Always keep it light-hearted and try to at least get them. All right, you guys ready? I'm ready. I've alerted the... So the origins of the game, I think, are important to explain to everybody. So we know that this is just where this came from. Because I think it's important. A lot of nights me and get them will have, we'll be texting back and forth about various things about, you

know, strange overkill-ish events and stuff. And we got on one night talking about backwards masking. Okay. And how it's still being used in pop music today and how we were trying to come up with the theme for it overkill. We did it on the first viral cast. This is back with masking. Right, but it's still, I mean, it's still being used today by pop stars are still doing it. And not many people know about it, but.

Keshah. Keshah. Yeah. Because she's very heavy into luminati signs in her videos. OK. And that really doesn't have anything to do with this game so much is that it could put us on the road where we mean getting where like you know, we should do so we can communicate in front of the crew and in front of customers. So they don't know. So they don't know we're talking about we're going to come up with our own little secret language.

Then did you suggest this a few months ago? So you could say racist shit? No one would know. Is that what's going on? That's not what we plan. That's not what we plan it for. It was like for communicating like how much we wanted the charger customer for something. Okay. That kind of stuff. Okay. And plus you know if I want to have a conversation that in front of the crew that's here filming Convocman or customers I don't want them to know exactly what I'm always talking about so we Bandied about the idea we should come up with a secret language or whatever but that shit's hard. Yeah, it was not easy. I tried and it just kind of look like we're going to be like I was like mellow

ta um oh my Cloco nine yeah, you know and it was and people would just look at you like what the fuck Like why are these guys doing this? It garnered more attention than we thought it it should have over something that's so like meaningless to most people Like the only person that would really care is the person that you were charging

No, no, like you're every day stuff like what other things like what's an example of something you might say to get them That you're like oh my god imagine if they heard this well That's what I just took what I just said right there that was lame oh at nine o'clock because it was some customer who was a fucking annoying me Oh, okay, I thought you might the crew all right Something you have to say out loud I take the brunt of the lame of force But that was like mellow Ta that was at

Mm-hmm, so and that but that became so very difficult So you just reverse the letters they just they just basically set them backwards Yeah, but if you're not expecting it and knowing what to listen for it's tough was like yeah No, I would know that that sounds like a foreign language. It's like wind talking Yeah, when especially when I said when we were doing it We're doing on a regular basis. We were trying it was more fluent in that It was like I could say it better and I just said it right now, right? But when did you give up because I've just was so difficult to do he was he's very good at it

Yeah, and he was be saying things and I would be like I would get frustrated and be like fuck it Just tell me what you're doing No more Just watch frustrated like fuck it yeah do it no more you're the customer at the counter just watching you fucking go back and forth looking at you the whole time be like me the top and then walk those fuck it just have what you're trying to say he's like this guy's annoying this place is like the Twilight Zone. It's area 51, dude.

It's like in this comic shop. But that put us on the road to creating a game about this. I think this is going... I think I'm not kidding around. I think this has got legs and that we could do this. This could be like this it crossed over into mainstream Okay become a real-life game that you see in like toys or us this is what Duncan's on yeah This is what he's off now forget who wants to be billionaires made the new primetime game show

Well, I don't know I you know what I don't know GT fucking Barnum over I don't want you to get too, don't get too worked on back. There's a lot, there's a lot of steps still. I know you're counting on this, but. But the working title. T.P. Nomad, I don't work here. T.P. Nomad.

T.P. Nomad. T.P. Nomad. T.P. Nomad. T.P. Nomad. The working title, because I, and I don't know if this would fly because in this culture we have tonight, but too late for or too late, too late, too late.

No, because I don't know if we're living it. I don't know. Maybe in the 90s, you could run with this, but I don't want to offend anybody. Nobody, this is just a working title, but I would call it dyslexia with an exclamation point. Right. The fun game of speaking and thinking backwards. I can already tell you that an OCD sweater target fucking raise such an uproar. So I think if you flat out call a game show dyslexia. But an exclamation point.

Oh, okay. So dyslexia, okay Exclamation point it has to be but you just Lexix the exclamation point first under like what is this? But you know it's written in that kind of font that's fun I got not I know people who suffer with it. I'm not making light of it But I but this would be a game that they could stay could maybe they win for once The game I've had a serious disease with a fun twist. That's the worst. That's the worst. That's the worst.

That's the worst. That's the worst. That's the worst. That's the worst. That's the worst. That's the worst. That's the worst. That's the worst.

That's the worst. That's the worst. That's the worst. That's the worst. That's the worst. That's the worst. That's the worst. That's the worst. That's the worst. That's the worst. I'm like, all right, I think you're this. I think Donking can handle this in great lights. Dislexia, wait for it. Exclamation point.

But you have to say, the fun game of speaking and thinking backwards. backwards. I think you're looking for names like prices rate, family feud, jeopardy, like shit that like gets to the point. Not like title, subtitle. Well, you don't think there's,

like a subtitle? Could we just don't think there's never subtitle. Could we just change the name to gobbledygook right off the bat? Is that our gameery? No. Gobbledygook exclamation point. Done. Done. Right away. More gobbledygook.

Gobbledygook, the fun game of speaking and thinking backwards. Excellent. Look at that. Because I call any time I hear somebody speaking a foreign language, I'm like, what's this gobbledygook? Right. And people don't like it. People think it's insensitive. I think it's insensitive.

They don't like me distilling all the people's languages to gobbledygook. It's just like it just means like. Our fuchsia give it up. A stew of words that you can't understand. Yeah, gobbledygook. Yeah, you're not saying it up a stew of words that you can't understand. Yeah, gobbledygook. Yeah, you're not you're not saying it's a lesser language.

No, it's just to me it's just a little gobbledygook. Right. So I think when people say it when you speak English. Yeah. Exactly. Well, again, these are working titles just toward the sake of the game. Okay. Like to put we're worried more about playing a great clip.

A sizzle tape. Yeah. Gobbledygook. So, I mean, I believe that this has one true three type of potential, but here's the rules then. Round one. Ginnum is the automatic quarterback. You never hear that phrase, you know, like they play place quarterback for both sides. Okay. He plays for both teams. He is the designated speaker of the because Ginn will pronounce a two word phrase phonetically

backwards to each of you. Two different two word phrases. He is amazing at speaking backwards. He attributes this to reciting the alphabet backwards while doing oral sex. Oh wow. I would think like after he got stopped for drunk driving. I mean I think he dressed it up for you. Have you ever heard of people say they do it frontwards? Yeah, yeah Sam Kinnison, that was his thing. But right away this is the second right flag

to bring up an pitch meeting oral sex. Yeah. Oh no, they would have to know that. to bring up an in a pitch meeting. We're all sexy. Yeah. Oh, no, no, they would have to know that. Oh, right. But this is like, we won't have, if one people play the game on TV, yeah, that'll be part, doublely paired up with two player teams.

Right. But for now for this, because I can't expect you guys to come in cold and speak backwards. Right. So that's why for the sake of this, of this sizzle tape, yeah, we got to have somebody

if fluent in speaking backwards. Yeah, I mean, I don't think you're going to pitch me any point. It get to me like, see, back in the day when this guy, you see pussy, like he would think of the alphabet backwards and this is how he got so good at where he going. I'm sorry.

Is this meeting over? I just, it's like I pitch a female, exactly. Yeah. Yeah. I can't imagine the look of horror. Since I got pitcher female, he's like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the pitch will be refined. That's round one. It's always a two word phrase, Q. OK. That's the part about speaking backwards. If you guess what the two word phrase is based off him, his phonetically speaking it, you get two points. Can't guess it. He will then tell you a two-word opposite of the clue. For example, if the two-word phrase that he's

trying to, that you're trying to guess is White Castle, get him might say, Shaq Black. Okay. I think of a basketball player. I mean, you've heard it backwards first. So you're supposed to help you click it into your brain. You're going to want back. Now do you get why he said Shaq Black? Sure. Cause it's a castle. The opposite of that is a Shaq.

Right. The opposite of black is white. Okay. And he will always remember he's saying everything backwards right don't burn through those IQ points too fast Q. I mean that was a rough one Get him's got you on the rope Did you understand why we should absolutely What's that's gonna get hard? Oh, I would think so yeah, that that that was a give me I would feel alright, so let's say I would say this to you woman

pedestrian What's the word I'm trying to get you to guess? Woman pedestrian I would think male driver That that's the first thing that I would think What would you say to you? Well? Well the second words got to be male. And the first word's got to have something to do with a pedestrian. Everett's, you got to think, you would have laterally,

you got to think backwards. You think the opposite? Yeah, that's the same. Right. So male and female are opposite. Yeah, but the pedestrian has to be the first word. So male driver wouldn't be correct. Oh, you would reverse the.

Yeah, he's got it. You're on it. Yeah, that part I didn't get. Do you want to know what it was? What was it? You want to guess? I, well, it's male something. What is it? Male? It's, wait a minute. I say, I said it's woman pedestrian. Yeah. Super man. super man. Oh, Napa Destrian is in Milwaukee. Yeah, man, you gotta be able to think all over, man. This is this is making your brain work. God, rewire it. This is like jeopardy. This is like jeopardy for super smart, just like sick people. So what the fuck are we playing at for? I mean, I checked black.

We were okay with that. are we playing it for? I mean, I check blackly. We were okay with that. It's definitely among the syrup market, that's for sure. Finally something for us. All right, so do you, are you guys ready to play? Ready how many rounds? 20. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh man. Wait, is it the game doesn't end it's very very good. It's 10 because they each get one or two each guy gets 10 So it's not it's not turning around so we're not guessing against each other. No, no, you're getting your own word all right It should go very quick sure and who's who's playing for who remember to keep score? Yes, I got Mike I got a score ready all right. All right first word number one Yes, I got my I got the score already. Alright, first word, number one to who? I guess we'll I will go since since you won, you get to go first. Oh, check. Thank you. Okay, E-kai.

Say it all the time. E-buck, E-kai. You need to answer quick. E-buck, E-kai. E-kai. Time's up. Go to round two. Give them the exact opposite word phrase oval steam

What is it oval steam? Oval steam Do you want to just concede were more on? Not play the game Oval steam E-buck e-kai Don't keep telling them the backwards phrase. It's an unbearable steam Oval steam so

Ice cube yes What's right nice look at try and keep up Oh Look at the Trash talking on the first round of dyslexia wait a minute gobble-de-gobble-de-go I love it. Yeah, that was good man. Hey man. Oval steam Number two to bring. Hi, you know, I should be east side. I think right? I mean he see through that was good on you. It was all the steam there, Tommy. Elksack, D-Nass. Elksack, D-Nass. Okay, give him the two words.

I'll never get it. I'm just going to keep on thinking of it. Can I steal? No, no, no, no, no. You already know it? I know one of the words, yeah. Shack, D-Nass. I'm going get it. I'm just gonna keep on thinking of it. Can I steal? No, no, no, you know what? You already know it. I know one of the words. Yeah Shaq water Shaq water

The opposite now you're thinking and it's backwards Okay, so I'm thinking water Shaq don't know I can't ever remember the first two words now. Oh I know it. Oh come on. Look you could tell us it you could tell us but you're not going to get any points for it. It's bragging rights. Yeah. I wish I could remember the first two words now. And then what was it the shack water? Shack water. So land. I don't know. I don't know what is it sandcastle yes yes your brain is one that moves you know actually starting to get worried if you think this wait a second so the opposite of water is sand yeah the beach oh my god cute you you are the smartest person in this room because

About a fucking million years would I be like the opposite of water is sand at the beach? There's no caveat in the example the game is before white castle was shack, right? I knew already that shack was castle Yeah, but what I mean if you're gonna think when you do that you just gotta think Did you think it may be maybe your brain has been think when you de-nast. You just gotta think. You think it may be, maybe your brain has been- But when you say D-Nast. By the illness you battle to come to the movies. Maybe you think the Encephalitis is giving me super powers. An unfair thing.

But like when you say D-Nast, I don't think I have this big speed. The letter D. N-A-S. I was thinking like D-E-E and then N-'s why I couldn't get it okay go to three hurry okay ready pretty cute yes hold on wait wait he's cheating yeah got it all right guys don't take don't pull up an app that make no I'm not I'm just creating I don't need it I'm two for for two. All right. Lab TM. He's good at speaking backwards, ain't he?

Lab TM. Lab TM. So mount. To work, phrase. Okay. That vegetable. That vegetable. I like the games that don't make us feel dumb. And one of the words again? Bat vegetable. No, but the backward words.

Lab. I can't go back to you. Lab TM. Come on, you an answer. Nah, I can't get this one. Tell them, get them. Meat ball. And what were the two words?

Bat and so bat is not the opposite of ball this game needs some serious fucking adjustments yeah what do you mean it's not how is it not the opposite of a ball and set a bat saying me backwards is team no it's not it's a TA EM. Okay. I'm tired. But when he said, you know, say time, you said team. You said team. You said you said you said you said team. Yeah, you definitely said team. It sounded like like M.T. Come on.

I don't. Eli, you're two out of three and you're still moaning. Thank you. The buzzer. Quickly. Go to number. This is hard. Go to number this is number six number six lie and Regniff

Regniff regniff Okay, give me the phrase hammer toe Come on. Come on. Wait a second. I'm just because I'm trying to think of the like what was the but you don't tell me the two words again. Move on from that now just focus on hammer toe. On hammer toe. Yeah, what's the opposite of okay, so it would be I got it. I got this one. It would be finger.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm trying to I'm still trying to no I got it. I just like he says the two words and you buzz it so fast and then I feel like it's easier to try to because I know what you're doing Reverse the trying to reverse letters, which is not really fair in the game We're trying to you're just trying to hear it Put mapping the opposite of ball. That's fair I go to a number seven this was great alright Clat, you bab.

I love the way he says and look his face changes when he gives the clue. I know. Just face me, doesn't he? You're saying it again. Clat, you bab. Can you, can you, can you, can you, can you film him doing it? Kill his head? Clat, you have that. You have bodies into it. Oh, it's, imagine him now mad doing alpha bit backwards down here. Kill him. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. All right. Give him the, give him the two word phrase.

MutE adult. MutE adult. So I mean mute adult so loud kid baby talk very nice brother on the roll you're on fire you got the sinaches are going yeah yeah yeah yeah watch as I get the next one wrong. I go to He's game Like that always so much more fun this one you're just like you get the whole way home on I'm gonna be like fucking stupid idiot. How the fuck did you not get that? Ready yep, a tab Derib.

It's good. He's very good, I speak in fact. Hattab? Derib. I know it's like gibberish, but it's on the money. It sounds like Gobbly Look. The name of the game is Gobbly Book. Nrab.

Hattab. Oh, Hattab. Yeah. Derib. Go ahead, give me the clue filthy cat Filthy cat yes Filthy cat I was gonna

Yeah, I was gonna see the office of cat is Can it burn? I know, it's gonna say, alright? I was gonna say, I was gonna say. Oh shit, because you got it. It has to be, if you go right to the, if you get the word right, which you just did, then it has to be. But you're going off, I'm going off the first part. Yeah.

You got it right though, so it has to be correct. But the opposite of that is not bird, it's dog. What is it? If anything, if we're going to go out the animal. That's the opposite of a bird then. I mean, fucking, I'm going mad. What is it? What's its enemy?

What is its enemy? The cat. What is its enemy? I want to see this pitch meeting where you guys are arguing about the rules in front of a person. I mean, it was gonna be wrong anyway because I was gonna say dirty bird

and that's not the opposite. So what'd you think of I say? I thought it was dirty bird, but. What was it, kid? Bird bath. Bird, but that makes sense When he said Phil Thio is like I what is I'm just trying to think of the opposite I know I know that's what I'm not gonna say clean burn and I'm not gonna say clean bird it look like a jerk off

What's the opposite of that you shower so I True it's the same thing. No, it's not that you're sitting in the same place. It can't be the opposite. It's a frustrating game, man. Is this like dyslexic, like this is their world every day? Oh my god. Who's going? It's my turn. Here we go.

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Cremino. Horse? Cremino. But I'm not gonna get that. Come. This one's easy. Horse Cremino, what the fuck? I want to be an opposite of a horse.

A car. Oh my god. The police call is yours. It was police call. I know it was police car from the first, from the words. Yeah. But when he said horse criminal, I would have been like, I have no idea.

Like, I, like police in criminal, I get car being the opposite of horse. What is, what's the opposite of a car? Walking. Yeah, I mean, not a horse. I mean, as much as like a bicycle would be I Guess We had to go with the way to go to all your right. Okay, so a dog I guess

You don't you but people get transported by horses So it's not the opposite then or a camel is well, you would need Southern or four legs that doesn't try and transport More of an analog Well, you would need Southern or four likes that doesn't try and transport. It's more than analogs. See, he's stalling. He's stalling. That's not one. No, you didn't. Who did what? You can't take credit for getting on one right? I got police.

Yeah, you didn't get the car. We told you what it was. You didn't get that answer, right? Yeah, but that's something I thought he fucking birded out. Birded it out. Oh, you have more than enough time to answer it. You were... I saw Alex Trebek do that one time, Jeffrey.

He's like, it's a little faster, asshole. Yes, go to 16. 16. God, that's cute. Ready, ready, ready. Yeah. Nack, EGAB rag. Oh my God.

EGAB rag. Nack, EGABack. You got brag. Even the club. This is not right. I feel like we're just getting abused. It doesn't feel like we're playing a game. Can't treasure. Can't.

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Whole like. Whole. Whole. It's like, just pay the W of H-O-L-E. It's whole. It's not torn. Oh, I was thinking H-O-L-E. Wow.

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We're in a real disadvantage here. You know, I think the B silent The silent letter in it I can't possibly guess Come on say it. Oh okay. Mill Eret. Mill Eret. Okay just buzz me. Okay. Give him the two word phrase. Torso grain. Torso grain? Yeah. Torso grain. Torso, grain? Yeah. Torso, grain. Uh, no, give me a second. Come on, we got to go, cue's got to go. Alright, uh, the smooth head. I don't know.

Trelim. Trelim. Okay, torso and limb. Alright, not exactly opposites, but and then tree, what was the grain? Green Grains a grass tree limb. Yeah, okay, so I had no chance at first of guessing those two Because if the the bee is silent It's mill. Yeah, but it so I am and still limb even though the bee silent give him give him 18 cure

You need this one you're gonna lose Even though the beast silent give him give him 18 cue you need this one. You're gonna lose all your aching You need to realize in the game Buckle dad and try to get this one. I'm gonna get this. It's over. I like it though I mean it doesn't make you think in different ways. I mean publicly looking like an asshole, but it's no I mean this is the first test. E-Du E-Du Y-Tic

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Correct. The opposite of a forest? Who the fuck knows what? So fucking easy. White. I don't know. City? Yeah, he lied. City lied.

Because it's backwards. Get a reverse to two. You guys think backwards, you know? You're right. You're right. Would you like to do that? I don't like it. I have three things, a lot of things.

So you're not on board? We need to have anything that we may have to do. I think there's something there. I do think you're not on board. I need to we have anything that I think there's something there I do think you're not gonna take this the right way. I do think that you guys need to work on your clue examples because it can't be open to Interpretation but it's like this way though. You're gonna have a partner It's gonna be like family like you know how you go on family feel with your family Yeah, if you get on the game show you're gonna go in with somebody you somebody you know, like you and Breike go on, you guys think alike. And you guys would give, you don't have to say it, it doesn't have to be the exact opposite, as long as you give your partner the clues that he's going to figure out what, what is this?

Where, but you didn't say that, you said it's the exact opposite and then proceeded to tell me that. Right, because I had the, the horse's opposite of a car. Well, that counts historically opposite of a dog is opposite of a bird. Historically, but it could, but what is the opposite of a bird though? If you had to do it, what would you say? Doesn't fly. I don't know. Yeah, but what it, but what's the bird's natural predatory?

If you guys are going to gather and let's say I gave you one of these, where I put, don't listen to this. Yeah. All right. Uh, give him number four. Okay. Give him number four. You know, he'll just show, he'll just show you not to do that. But these are run by number four. Okay. Now try to explain the bribe with that is the opposite using just words. Number four. Well, you already get throwing the hands of it. You gotta think what Brian's gonna say. Ideally, we'd love for you to say it up a hundred exact opposite what that is.

But if you can get him to say it, however you get him to say the word. All right, so I gotta get him to say the first word of the second word. Both words. Number four. Wait. The two words, the first two words, after number four.

Right, it's because it's one thing. That's usually one thing. okay go ahead but I'm gonna say we were asking me to do I'll remember it gave you the first of the first word both words both words okay so the I just just like we didn't sort of cat okay all right what would be the opposite of number four say it's not so easy when you're sitting I was easy. I just said you guys aren't doing it right. We are all yeah. We didn't write enough for you to guys to get all those points Right, but we're not doing it right then tell us how to do it right I do like it's like right enough We but you got but you didn't get points for right answers that Brian got what a lot of the things we told you tonight a lot of things the the

Clu words. Yeah, we're spot on spot on and you know and some of the words don't have exact opposite all right So you got to think out the box. No, that's not it if you're gonna make a game show that goes by rules You have to find words that have opposites on you not on the number nine and see if he can. Okay. Number nine. This is me and you get you get using the exact opposite words. Have him come up. The first two words are the what you're trying to get him to say. The second two words opposite to bread though. Right, but you got to say what word will you can you say that will make him think bread? Okay, so I'll give you. You're gonna give me two words. I'm gonna give you two words.

And he can guess multiple times. For this example, we could guess to the cows one. Okay, okay. So, live, cock. Live cock. Dead chicken. No. That was a cock, the opposite of a chicken.

Because it's male and female Okay, still enough chicken family. Let's live dick Okay, so while we got swatham or no, we're not doing that right now. We're not just doing dead pussy close But the opposite alive is dead Mm-hmm, but you didn't you didn't get the proper word for the first word. And the... You didn't get the exact opposite of what that word is. Right. We got pussy.

You got pussy, yeah. What's that word that you used there for the first word? Living? So... Living... Dick, you got... I really give you one. I'm gonna give you one. Non-spirit. Boy, I still try to work this out that one word non-spirit

Yes Non-spirit dick I can't get it. No, it wouldn't be non-spirit sure it would be oh Cuz it's the opposite you're right. Yeah ghost pussy. Yeah, I see okay. See what we're doing Yeah, I see you deal with I agree I agree I agree You were thinking too out of the box with Fucked up I should have said that really regulated game show is not gonna have two different

Interpretations to an answer No, they will not they do all the time how tell me about 10,000 a pyramid. No, they will not. Yeah, first they do all the time. How? Tell me about $10,000 a period. Tell me. Tell me that. Tell me how they give answers that open to interpretation. Because that is not how you realize that it's not an answer wrong. It's open into into it. No, it is not. There's an answer. There's an answer. There has to be. If the thing says things that suck and you go vacuum, it could be things you clean the house with, things that are found in space. No, no, no, no. Things that suck vacuum is an answer to it. Yeah, but again, the person who is giving you the answer says, no, no, no, no, you're

wrong. Things that suck, a vacuum is a definite answer to it. But obviously, of a horse, it's not the only horse. It's also something. It's not the only horse. It doesn't have to be the only answer, but you say the opposite of a horse is a car there is no way to quantify that fucking billion years. You cannot say that the government that runs the government now the government is involved with game shows. Have you got a picture game show?

Because I fucking have and I can tell you right now that the government takes these things fucking seriously. They have a whole commission to make sure that there's no fraud going on. But if we have but if we show them not tell someone that a horse is a fucking opposite of a car There's just but it doesn't matter but like it does matter no point of the game You're saying like the horse and buggy was not the complete opposite of a car. That is what I'm saying Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying, but you don't understand we will give the audience at home the The password right the the the the word that you're trying to get your partner to say Right, and if you it just like $1,000 pyramid. Okay, you say things that they fucking can't answer

It's on you and your partner God, I mean you have to admire their solidarity if nothing else. No, it's not gonna stand I mean that's that's that's different though that There won't be a designated quarterback like get them there. It's the only reason he's in the chair tonight is because you could say that the alphabet backwards won't be. Okay, so what you were saying is not camera really. Not ready for pranks, but I got it. This is clarifying.

This is clarifying. Okay, so now the answer is the answer. It's locked in. And it's up to the fucking wife of the husband to get the husband a wife to do it. Yes pain free I got it. What is it pain free? I go pain free. I You hurt Irrake you're a brother the difference the difference of I is you but I'm paying for you. I said of I is here, but it's not The James Jesus

For this show it's Can we do it? Can we do a world championship of this hotel? tell him see with the whole town street day universe You the only thing is you can't change any of the rules we have by these rules Right All right, what about this one? Okay single week single week. I'm guessing every day Single week I'm guessing every day You just but you know what I just Fruit kiss point members think right guess, but it wasn't what I was looking for very good though Think different words have this or said the same but spelled differently. Look at I look at him I want to knock him right off the goddamn chair. I really do as if he's like talking to a three-year-old

Single week so strong something it's tough. I understand it's easier when you're on this What's the opposite of single multi? Oh fucking horse Tough crowd Of course, I don't know. I don't know. Ah! Tough crowd. Tough crowd. Get it? Weak. Singlely. Yeah, tough crowd.

Okay. Then why don't you fucking freak out and point at me when I say strong? Yeah, because you're getting close. You're getting close. I see. The reason the game was going. All right, the last one. I mean, it would just to see if you guys again it because I don't think I think you're

story about I think I think you're saying you get it just because you want to be dumb. I just want to see if you really got it. Customer genius. All right. Well the opposite of genius is someone stupid and the opposite of a customer is a seller. Stupid seller. Stupid seller? Well, not, um, give him a better one, maybe. I'm just gonna read the words. Server genius. Yeah, you know what, that's a better one. No, no, it's not.

It's not an opposite. Wait, dumb waiter? Yeah, some waiter. Okay. But the server is not the opposite. Yeah, so you would have got this qualified for that game. Yeah, sorry. Because you gave him exactly what it was.

Yeah, but government would have brought the hammer down. Oh, I need it. Just me though. All right. Well, what do you think, though? And you're on, I mean, does that potential, can we refine it some way? I think it does have potential.

Yeah. I think you really gotta get. Well, first you gotta change the title. Yeah, golly and gawk. I think that you really gotta nail the Well, first you gotta change the title. Yeah, golly and gawk. I think that you really gotta nail the examples because right now. Well, here's how I envision it. Like, if we play a world championship of it,

let's say in October or November, we put all the players in a bingo cage and we pick who gets teamed up. That's good. And then I'll come up with the two word phrases. But I thought that we have to get the people that give and we'll have something and we'll have again, we'll have a team, so we'll put in a hundred hours a man. Oh, God.

And we'll have this big, big pot at the end and we'll have the world championships of Gobletygook or dyslexia. You're not, I think, great. Okay. I mean, can you imagine everyone's going to be vying to be hunt gittems team I think the opposite of a horse is a car right, but he also reads the shit backwards like that I agree with you I tell you right now Mike is gonna beat your asses up and down

Really? He gets he doesn't need the second word. He gets it when he says it phonetically backwards You know why we're gonna to we're gonna team up Mike with Rob Bruce then That's his handicap I'm saying that we should have this but I want to see what the reaction is though If people don't like the game though, we shouldn't we shouldn't force a fucking hole. Why? Well, what they like it's what we like. Yeah, it's been that way for six years All right, so we'll get a set of date in the fall to play all right So just so we have it Cory for us won the zip-o because he was with team bride

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No, he doesn't know anything about it. He knows it's a good new game. I mean, get him, get him, get him. Sit near him. Okay. Yeah. All right. See what Duncan says.

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They won't, I don't know who wrote it because they won't reveal their name, but it's so strange is that they came from my email address. It's written backwards. I got the I got the complaint. Yeah. And then they and then they wrote back three hours later saying, Hey, about that email I sent, don't read that out loud on the podcast. All right, so let's read it out loud. He goes, okay, so the first email is, I don't know, actually it's just three letters, I don't know.

They're not reviewing them. Okay. No. I'd like to be kept anonymous if some of the guys asked to send this, which is easily done because I mean they're all going through letters. Okay. I would like to give a complaint about one small thing and it has to do with Q. Ooh.

I might stop listening to Tellum Steve Dave. If he always has to refer to himself or force people to call him Colonel. Oh my God. Okay, does it keep going? Yeah. I want to hear what I want to think about his point of view. Okay. First of all, being referred to as a Colonel won't change out people respect you, no matter how nice or mean spirited you are, and also the fact that you're making true T. Fee true TV refer to you possibly as Colonel for season six of impractical jokers Mm-hmm and having people call you Colonel makes you more of an asshole that someone who deserves the title of Colonel Why it's my title. So they're saying that regular kernels are assholes. It makes you more of an asshole

No, it makes you more of an asshole for forcing people to do it right, you know, so they already think you can ask So they think I am am a legitimate colonel well colonel's who I guess who didn't Garner their title through being on TV I guess, but it's not up to him. No, how do I put this delicately? Governor of the state of Kentucky Decided that I was I was a Kentucky like that's not I didn't lobby for it. He gave it to me. So you're all right. So the guy who is elected by the state of

Kentucky to make these decisions made that decision. And I'm supposed to second guess it because this guy don't like it. Oh, there's more. Okay, girl. Billy Ray Cyrus. A woman who wasted time writing this. Billy Ray Cyrus. Billi Ray Cyrus. Billi Ray Cyrus. Billi Ray Cyrus.

Stephen Fry. And even Carol Channing. We're given the ranking of kernels. And people didn't refer to them as kernels. Which is okay. That's okay. One more thing. You haven't really said why you were in the title of kernel. And I feel you should explain yourself.

And I feel you're pretending to be a a Colonel just so you can get more attention. Oh he thinks he's out of the real Colonel. Unfortunately I wish this weren't true but we know it is. And then three hours later, this person writes... Um, I will... SHUSH! Don't read the last email I sent out loud on pod. That was a title. But do have it mentioned to Q, okay? I just need him to know the whole Colonel thing seemed to irritate me. It seemed to or it did. I love Tellum's D-Day, I-J and Q. It's just that it got real tiring with all the kernel comments.

And I just need it to sound off, that's all. Well, I'll tell you what happened. Wait, I want to live in a world where Walt brings us to you off Mike like hey, look. Well, here's the issue. I forgot to even bring up the kernel stuff this week. And what this guy did was light the biggest fire on the my ass to never Forget to call myself a Colonel Like it's not up to this fucking ass clown who is invited to stop listening to tell us you think completely

There's the door this Colonel's not standing in your way This Colonel will open the fucking door hold it right open for you like the governor of Kentucky decided that I'm a Kentucky Colonel It's literally his fucking job to decide who is or isn't so why does this guy get to say that I'm not Who see I mean well, I mean it's just one voice. That's all well I'm responding to that one voice only seem like first he was saying you were Colonel in name only and then sort of changed his mind to say, you're actually lying about it. Right. And then change it to, I want to see the proof for why you became a Colonel. No, I think you want to see what the brother is.

If he wants, if he wants, I put the, the, the certificate on my Twitter feed. It's framed. It's in my house. But when you got the certificate, when you were bestowed the honor with the title of Colonel, you did bring up why you got it though, like the guy said it.

They don't just hand you a certificate, but you said it. Okay. Do you want to address the point of why you deserve it? I don't remember what, it's not for me to decide whether I deserve. No, no, I'm not saying that, but like, did you go to a ceremony or something?

No, no, you said that. But when they sent that up to me. But on the certificate, it says like four, blah, blah, blah. Let me see if, if, because that would be the reason. Like, first of all, it's just like, nothing of the thing, but I am a retired firefighter. I have medals for saving lives. I do a lot of charity work for wounded warriors and

You know what I'm saying like I I help the tunnel towers every year I I won 50 grand last year on top of the X amount of money that I donated on my own that I'm not even talk about so it's like what What Would make me not qualified to be on kernel an honorary kernel I can say that you're gonna lead a charge yeah it's not an honorary Colonel it's a Kentucky Colonel like it's not honorary well like we said it's like a doctorate right like if you're not really a doctor but they give you a doctorate you're not really like a military I think a lot of people think military Colonel

I mean that because so that means they're on informed that doesn't mean that I'm that I'm making shit up I like tell them Steve Dave, right? Right. Yeah, I mean they're uninformed. They're uninformed like it's a Kentucky I think you've answered I think this person Got all the answers that he was looking for and I think he's just been poned well He'll never hear it because he said he's gonna stop listening Now because he said he would stop listening if cute and stop well, I'm never hear it because he said he's gonna stop listening. Well, he heard it now because he said he would stop listening if cute and stopped. Well, I'm never gonna stop now.

Well, I mean, well, he's definitely heard this. If he got, well, if he listen past him, you know. I would say, like, look, it's not up to me or you mystery man who's not even fucking willing to sign an A into it to decide whether I can be a conducting hurdle. It is up to, it is in the purview of the governor, a fucking conductive desire. He decided that I am for whatever reasons that he held dear to his heart. I am telling you that it could be my charity work, it could be my past career, it could be fucking the fact that I'm just, you know, a fucking nice guy, I don't know, I don't know. Well, I know as it's not up to me or you, I am a Kentucky

colonel, I, it's full life, I earned it, I don't know how, but I earned it, since like, why shouldn't I be proud of that? God bless the kernel. Yeah, tell him kernel Q Thank you. Thank you Fucking nonsense loser Colonel want to be Colonel later Curlator. Curlator.

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