Tell Em Steve-Dave - #305: Batches of Patches

Episode Date: September 23, 2016

A beloved segment returns, the boys talk about Weiner, Q gets his rocks off. Music: Extinguish the Sun - Flashes

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Okay. Tell them Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave. And I'm going to need you boys to carry it. Because I'm going to get rasp to carry it because I'm gonna get raspier and raspier as the show goes on. It's going on. Monday Monday. Monday I went into like an ENT because I've been coughing since like April. Coughed all through the summer like we'd be doing a shot and all of a sudden I would just

like you feel this like tickling in the back of your throat. And then I would just be like a coughing fit for like a couple minutes. So I went in and they put you under and I haven't been coughing since. I don't know if she like clipped something back there. She never did so. Yeah. I think a sore throat for like two days. But now like for some reason my my voice is going But the coffin's gone. I haven't been coughing. Yeah, I mean how to use that syrup that Codine syrup that They gave you coding syrup. Yeah, isn't that like controlled substance? It ain't no value. Yeah, they know it's it's a Cod coating though is like if I were a hardcore alcoholic and they gave me a wine cooler

Oh, okay, that's the way I look at it anyway Plus I really don't have any interest in going back to getting your rocks off. Yeah, I'm my rocks I've no more rocks to get off It's nice to have a little bit of money not a lot but a little like not every fucking dime goes to Drugs and shit. Yeah, not to mention the cats Cat Bill the cat Bill. Yeah, I would be back on drugs for the content But I was like actually looking at the at the list of things they give you for anesthesia Mm-hmm and actually looking at the, at the list of things that give you for anesthesia. And fentanyl is one of the,

is one of the things like that that propanol shit that they gave to Michael Jackson. And then something else I can't remember what the other thing was. But they put you down pretty fast. Yeah. I get laughing gas when I go to the dentist. Yeah. Love this. Still? Dentist yeah, love that shit still I'm sorry as they still even have laughing gas in the in the The dentist grab bag. I'm surprised that the life and guess is still an option for nervous nervous Nellies to calm them down. Yes. It sounds so like 50s today, buddy, and it's it's glorious. Why are you unable to just take it like a man would have Oh, I am what are shot in the mouth?

Sure, I've taken many shots. So let's get your needle get your Nova cane. No, why do you need to let go? I don't need it. I want it. I get like a nice little hog going. Yeah, right. It's like it's like with it. Yeah. So yeah, it doesn't put you under. No, no, no, no. You just you get goofy. You get like, chatty, Kathy. Yeah. I think I had it once when I was like 13 and I didn't do well in it.

I'm not a drug guy, so this is how I get my fix. Don't you get your rucksub? Yeah, it's my rucksub. I came down off the left and gas and I went to a stage viral. I remember I woke up You're smiling, bro? I remember I woke up from a oral, something oral. I took a shot at him and I woke up, like, hysterically, like, upset by something, you know, and I was all out of whack and I was like...

The dentist was sucking your cock. I was like, no, that's it. I don't need no more laughing gas, no more nothing. That was probably when I knew that, like... I'm going straight edge. Yeah, that was it. Hmm. But, I mean, how often do you go to the dentist where you have to get... I mean, you can't get a cavity drilled in with like no no vacay.

No, no, no, no, I'm talking about... Yeah, no vacay, yes. Right. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. That's fine. I'm talking about... I have to chew on a fucking whiskey soaked rag. But I mean, I don't want it like if I don't have to be like like it's It's mind-altering right? Life and guess it does something to your brain. Yeah, yeah Oh for sure. I like light you for it. It's very light, but it smells like cotton candy. It's nice

Well, yeah, will you do that on purpose to make people want it? Yeah, it doesn't really it doesn't really smell like that Naturally, right? No, no, they had they cotton candy. It's that's fucked up. That's why I'm so fat I've been eating cotton candy. I think I'm gonna get high. That's so fucked up that that that that the medical community would do that. Let's make it so I can't. Oh, the purpose of the thing is to calm you down. So why not make it as pleasant as possible? Because it's make people like you want it now. Yeah. You really don't need it. But you got to pay for it. It's not like you just go there.

You're medical. That's why my medical so expensive. Because fuckers like you just can't go in and get a needle. You got to get left in gas too. I pay for it. How is your medical? You just need to be drilled right left for no reason just to get the left in gas. You're not on like some sort of.

I don't know. I don't have that. Oh, you're on Obama. You're not on like some sort of I don't know why I don't Just get to T3 moved The cavity to like just pulling I guess on the fire department when I needed like The early days when we're doing the TV show and I was shooting the fire I was doing the fire department in the TV show And I needed time off I would get I would put off dental work that I needed until I had that and I would tell the doctor to give me Not the self-desolving stitches the The that you have to make an appointment and when the fire department obviously you can't work with stitches in the mouth So you would get that week off until your appointment to get the stitches removed.

Really? Yes, I would do that. But they unfortunately, because of abuses like that. You got down on that as well. I assume that you like got out of the right. How much more extra is left? I guess I think it's like 200 bucks Yeah worth it to me. Yeah, yeah, it's worth it. That's worth it You know, I mean you can get it online. It's just can you really yeah, you can get what those nitrous oxide like those if they look like

Like gas canisters for like paint ball guns or something. I think wait. It's not it's not a controlled substance Yeah, I mean I'm sure it is I fucking laughing But I mean it's a saying it isn't at the same shit as as in like a whipped cream that ready with or whatever like I have no Overdose, I don't know we should look it up here maybe next week We should have on episode whatever episode it is three do we pits now we should do in a laughing gas intervention for you What all are closest? You had me at Let's Do Laughing Kiss. Oh my God, we so wanted to do an episode on it. Here's okay medical grade. I guess is a little bit different than a whipped cream. Hell yeah, it's gotta be. I mean, because if it's fucking out there and it was available for the public, you know, it would be a problem because the public can not handle having a substance that they

won't abuse. That's true. It's not possible. Well, they don't, don't they fill it up, fill up like at raves and stuff where they used to, they would like, through the balloons. Yeah, they would fill up balloons with nitrous oxide and then you'd be like, and suck it down. Well, the second you stop taking it, it goes away.

Like when they take the mask off me, you gotta have a steady source. Within 20 seconds of them taking the mask off me, I'm already feeling halfway better. So it's not like an ongoing, that's why I would only do it like Frank Booth and Blue Velvet. I just walked around like that. That's just a red that's all.

Come on, what are these? If it relaxes people, why isn't it used in more situations, though, that's just a red that's all. What are these? If it relaxes people, why isn't it used in more situations though than just a dentist? Like why isn't it on an airline, like airlines? Like why don't they just have a mask up, pop sound, like you're feeling a little stressed out about this flight?

Suck on this roll. Walt, you and I are having the same questions. I would love it if it was there. Would you fly if, if, yeah? Don't know. No way. Let's just get fucked up and fly Don't you think Walt looks pretty like he looks manly right now, doesn't he like I walked in and he has like You got like he's been through some shit

He had like put your glasses on for a second He's got my eyes. These are Mike's glasses. I mean talk about like a retired colonel Yeah, and plus and then he has like He sure done button with his fucking burly chest here hanging out. Oh, no, you're not a colonel. Yeah There you remember that whatever's down from a colonel. That's what you look like the next rank down But yeah, you look like the next rank down. But yeah you look like you do. I agree. I said a one. I'm not used to seeing you with flannel's either. Maybe like T-shirts is always what I kind of like. Yeah I just want to get something a little bit light and airy.

Yeah he's not wearing any pants. It's a long flannel shirt. It's more than nightcow. Yeah don't look under the table. I told you don't look. Yeah, don't look under the table. I told you don't look! You just offered something to help himself. They used to have laughing gas parties. Well, it began as a phenomenon for the British upper class in 1799. That sounds like fun. Until at least 1863 low availability of equipment to produce a gas combined with loads of usage for the gas.

For medical purposes, it was relatively rare. That would be fucking fun, right? You sit around just everybody sucking on laughing gas and watching them practical jokers. You're fucking amazing destroying your mind. You think it fucked your brain up? For long usage? For long use most likely, yeah. I'm sure that what they give me the dentist is like a Super low controlled dose It's just regular oxygen Like teenagers Chani

I'm going to get this fucking idiot. Record it and charge him 200 bucks. Recent rock festival nitrous oxide, yeah, it was sold for 25 cents a balloon. That's awesome. Some mystical religious group use the gas to accelerate transcendental meditative states of choice. Nice. Yeah, I don't know. I have to I gotta tell you there is something about a Annel G's that I do enjoy a good anal G's. Yeah. Yeah. Well It's my little treat to myself my my Kapataniya

Are you a nervous guy in the dentist chair? Yeah, no, no, that little I hate the dentist Hate it. Not many people enjoy it. Yeah, well, I'm getting these implants putting back here Two in the back. You can't see but he's pointing at his ass like him. Criteria and it's Pretty crazy, man. They screw these screw sockets into your jaw. They show you this little video of how they screw at the teeth and screws.

They show me the X-ray is not a video, yeah. Expensive, too, right? They ain't cheap now. I saw that there's this on, I think it was on like one of those old, it just shows 24, 7 old game shows buzzer and they have something like the, the K-Tel version of a perfect smile or it's just like a rubber strip of a perfect smile that you that adheres to your face. I mean it, on the TV it looks like it would cure all of the items problems. Oh, yeah. Yeah, for like $20 and he gets two of them. In real life, it looks like it would cure none of his problems.

Yeah, I bet you in real life, there's rubber strip that's painted to look like teeth. It's probably very clearly. There's a name for it. There's a name for it. Like that TV show with the little pageant girls. Fuck what's in the oven now. You know the show, like Honey Boo Boo is on it. Oh, dance mobs?

Not dance mobs, the other one, the, sorry child pageant shit. Yeah, I carry them over with any of the show is, but they have those all the time. I can't even remember what they call them though. But it's like fake, they're like false teeth that they put over. See now it's gonna fucking bug me, I'll have to look it up.

But yeah, like because you know a lot of kids at age six or seven, they lose in teeth, so they have gaps in shit. And I guess that's considered unappealing. So they have these things that they put over their teeth, and they're like these big fake fucking teeth. Wow, fake chalkers, huh? Damn, what are they called again? And then another girl seemed to wanna wear them. They seem uncomfortable.

Fuck, what is it? It's called Instant Smile, it's called. Instant Smile, it's out Walmart, it's 20 bucks. Oh, there's still the stuff of sale now? Yeah, you could buy them now. They're not only available on TV, but it's like, as seen on TV aisle of Walmart. You can go and get the instant smile.

Venetias? Yeah. Um, I see that we should get these for you. Flippers, that's what they're called. Flippers. Yeah. I just think that I just can't believe what the TV touts is at being the perfect solution. can't believe what the TV touts as it being the perfect solution. These are horrible. See, here's like, here's what a little girl looks like with perfect teeth because like they, it's like a fake, it's like almost like dentures that they put over their own. Yeah, it does look strange. What's it called? Well, perfect smile. Perfect. TV, perfect smile, TV commercial.

I mean, anything that like you can buy on the scene on TV, oh my God, it looks like something you would buy for Halloween. Well, I mean, it is only 20 bucks what you want. Wish I should get these next time I go to Walmart. I mean, the before the after of the before doesn't even look that great. Like she looks like she's in pain that lady. Now a perfect smile. Look is as easy as one, two, three. By one, get one for only $14.99. Why would you need more than? Well, because you know, maybe you're out and like before you didn't do it, proper cleaning,

so you have your extra pair. Yeah, that's true. Wow. Skip the fucking expensive dental work. Yeah, no joke, man. Dentist work is very fucking expensive. Yeah. Soak and hot water, press and go. Okay, so basically I guess what you're doing is you're, it's like a sticker.

No, it's like a rubber prosthetic that just adheres to your gums. The amazing removable veneer that gives you the, I mean, you know how I kind of feel bad for the people that are so desperate to not have the teeth they have that they're like fuck it, I'll try this. What's but I can't, but at least they're only out 20 bucks though. Yeah. Doesn't look good, don't wear them well eating It says can I eat or drink while wearing perfect smile? Do not wear perfect smile while eating Eat when eating but it says perfect for a date. So I guess if you're not gonna eat on the date

It is possible to drink while wearing them. Okay. I wear them while sleeping? No, do not wear them while sleeping. How do I clean perfect smile? Toothbrush or glass container for you? Maybe if there is a listener out there, I want to send perfect teeth to get them there on the stage. Then we will take a picture of him and he could be he could be a small website the official perfect smile is designed to be worn frequently some people have used it for many years remember to take it out at night and when eating feel free to wear perfect smile over again and again I mean so they're saying it's been around for a while I don't know man well I mean come on it's how how it's not like it's not like that revolutionary to have a little rubber strip that you just wear over

your... Yeah, I'm just surprised I've never heard of it before. Well, they haven't gone to television to market it yet till just recently. Well, you got a pretty good teeth, though, B. Yeah, I mean, I don't feel like I would need them, thankfully. Can you give me some fucking nitrous since you were the first million years on the side that I have a met that got their teeth whitened.

Yeah, it fucking hurt. I remember you came back to the office that day and you were like, you were in so much agony. Yeah, they left. I think they left the bleach on to a long time ago. Wasn't he also the first person in the unit? Didn't you also get your back hair? No, I was going to.

It's so fucking weird you should bring that up. I was just thinking about that yesterday because I was you, hair off? No, I was going to, it's so fucking weird you should bring that up. I was just thinking about that yesterday because I was looking at myself in the mirror and I was like, what a waste that would have been. Ha ha ha. Hairy back is at least to my problems. But yeah, when I worked out a lot

and I dropped a lot of weight, that was one of the things I wanted to do. I used to like get it waxed and I wanted to get a lacrosse just so I never had to deal with it. Oh, so you did get it waxed? Oh yeah, I used to get it waxed and I wanted to get electrolysis just so I never had to deal with it. Oh, so you did get it waxed? Oh, yeah, I used to get it waxed all the time. You were.

Yeah, what? I mean, there was a little metro period, huh? Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah, I was dressing nice, I had a short haircut, had my perfect smile of an ears. Yeah, actually, I also considered At the time it sounds so fucking weird What's that called like a tummy tuck cuz it was like I mean you remember how thin I was like cuz I got consumed with it and there was like this little bit of like skin that I just couldn't get rid of And I was like what if I just got like a tummy tuck and got that like pulled down

So it was nice and tight and then I never did it again thank god what a waste of fucking money what would it happen if you tucked it again no no I know I clipped for this week but you did if you did do the tuck procedure and then and then I ballooned up to my present state would it be dangerous dangerous? Yeah, my skin would split. I just think they'd be like, no, that actually interests skin. I can't want to save this life. Oh my god. Where was I so vain? This fucking perilous fucking tight skin motherfucker. Why did he have to die? Why did he have to die? It was vanity that killed him. Yes. Yes.

How can I prevent it? They're likely you could stop eating. No, is there another way? Any other way? I need answers, man. I'm seeing one review of perfect smile. Oh wait, two reviews. People are saying, well, one person says they didn't receive it, so you can't really count that one.

Alright. This late, actually neither of them received it. So, so it sounds like the fucking Tom Steve Dave T-shirt. Don't worry, you want to reveal him? Oh wait, that's the review I'm looking at, I'm sorry. Oh man, it's worse for a guy with Tom Steve. Everybody got these shirts? Are we laughing at someone we should laugh at? Sorry. Oh man, which is weird. Everybody got their shirts?

Are we laughing at something we should laugh at? I think everyone got their shirts. Okay, and we can laugh at it. There was, we really went out of our way to rectify. I don't want to laugh if we, we as in me after the fuck is Sandy, I did a promotion and I said, anybody contact me if you didn't get your shirt.

Okay. And a lot of people contacted me and I made good And there was there was a couple people that like from in other countries though that I could I shared the same rights as Americans That it was hard to I was a whole communication was so difficult through the email that I don't even know why I have to pay for a shirt. That I just, that, um, there's probably, there's probably at least one

dude in a really fucked up country. I'm hesitant to, whether a joint practical joke or shit. Speaking of bringing up a fucked up country's dude. I had this is crazy youngs I want to I mean I had a segment all planned. Yeah, yeah, and I'm kind of I'm bringing back one that we should hold countries it is shit hole country really since we're out of what since We're not in under contract anywhere. I don't feel the need to tip toe around I'm a contract with who and he's actively trying to not get a seventh. So.

All right. Well, I, you know, I'm still on the contract. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Look, can I play? Listen, I mean, that India thing almost blew up in my fucking face. Oh, really? Yeah.

Yeah, we are like. We are like, we are. We are. We are only speaking show that beats us in all of India is friends Other than that we have the number two English speaking show so I really got a fucking sock in the as dick All right, well have out of my play a brown dick right my throat All right, well then I have well I brought it back this I brought it back with with theme music Okay, so you could be you could be the voice for India

Fuck yeah, I'll stand up for India. Okay, so I'm gonna present to you two countries. Okay. I do it in that offensive Look, I play to theme music for you guys please I gave you a little bit of thought We made up we may have to cut this out Maybe it may be like I can't believe he's played that but hold on It sounds like cousin's Vlad from Romania. The screams of the bang of fucking pots and cans are whatever the fuck. I can't even fucking breathe.

I want to fucking know why it's a big dish, you know. That was like, well, for me, you know. Okay. The world's great, this shit holds. What is the first thing you say? Hell on earth. Hell on earth. Hell on earth. The world's greatest shit holes. And I thought like,

I'm saying it's the greatest, like you're saying the worst shit holes, okay? Hell on earth. It's the worst shit holes. It's the worst shit holes. Why don't we celebrate it then and be safe? Yeah, okay. Yeah. That's the best shit That was for that.

And shit hole made some positive. And we're using great, and great. But like I thought this was the way the secret workout was to give you two fucked up stories. Right. And we would decide which ones the more fucked up one. And they would be deemed the greatest shithole. And then until we do it,

I could maybe a month or two later, we could bring it back and be like, okay, so the reigning champion on the world's greatest shitholes. Right, so it's such and such. But then I could bring two more to try to knock them out of the top spot. Well, it kind of looks like when they do

like the basketball, like large madness thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but this is our version of March Madness. Shit hole madness. Longer. Where do I find this? I saw an Indian dude. I saw a video the other day.

It was an Indian dude trying and he was putting a cow who had all his necklaces on. Yeah, into like a cart that's pulled by a truck. Okay. And he's being so, you know, because I guess there's a cow's that's right right right right right right. And they have to like the truck,

I mean the cart has like this little like tailgate. It's like maybe eight inches, 10 inches. Yeah. And the cow's hoof is real hoof is like kind of like in the crack, the clean, whatever you call it, the you know yeah wherever it would close. And so he goes to move it gently and this fucking cow kicks this guy so hard in the chest it stops his heart and kills him. Holy fuck. Like could you imagine? Yeah, I mean I saw a fucking and a little Chinese kid like

went up and pet a pet a bowl or something or a fucking goat or whatever the fuck it was and this thing again like kick this kid this kid went pinwheeling across the fucking room yeah man animals don't like to be touched from behind I guess guess it would be the lesson, man, because these people are taking any body like beatings from behind. Any creature on earth, there's not one creature that you could walk up to and touch its rear part. Without consent, right? Yes, without consent, unexpectedly you touch that part.

That is that God put that reaction into every creature on the faces. Right, the high and quarter fucking kick. Are you able to read? Read out loud? Because you're throwing it, I mean. Yeah, yeah. OK.

So we're not even one out of which one. I'm doing that. Because I'd like to write you read. So that's the first, that's the number one. That's the out of the two countries is the first one. OK. We talked about this one briefly, but we didn't really get into it because we were afraid,

but... Right, we're not afraid anymore. And I'm supposed to name the country, right? Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. So this is from New Delhi. Which is a nice place. Right, yeah, I've heard beautiful calls

share beautiful people. India's... Maybe I have to read that. We'll see. No way. No way I'm reading a map. Right. India's government has been on a public toilet building spree.

Now it's trying to shame people into using them. That's not... But that's not invoked now, is it? Anymore. Shame of people in trying to do things. Regardless of what it is at that point. Right, you don't. That's not a tactic you use in 2016.

No, you can't. You can't shame people in doing anything anymore. No, of course not. Right, hey fatty, lose weight. That's wrong. Hey skinny gain weight. That's wrong. Right.

Yeah, we're in a very sensitive society. Actually, you know, lots of people going on New York City, you know, the less this week. With the the bombings with the bombings and they closed time square what an asshole man the dude fucking set up what 10 fucking bombs and couldn't kill anyone even ISIS even ISIS is like nagging with us what an asshole but like I mean so New York City has had the bombings bomb scares which you haven't even broken major news but if you live in New York City has had the bombings, bomb scares, which you haven't even broken major news, but if you live in New York City, you've been hearing about it.

The president was in town, the UN conference. New York City has been fucking lock on on. There are, and this is not an exaggeration, cops on every street corner of New York City. Think about that for a second. That's not an exaggeration, every street corner. And I have to say say before we get into this And I this is coming from personally. We just got a fucking like moving violation from a cop These cops have been so professional and so

polite and there's a real sense of like They're looking out for you. So I just wanted to take a second to really just be like it's fine. No cops again like a bad fucking rap lately. But holy shit man. I was impressed by the level of professionalism going on by the NYPD. It's been great. Now should we shame Q for protecting and speaking out for cops? Because it's not you could drive us. I don't care man. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I'm off. He'll get he'll get enough shaming drive us I don't care man I don't give a fuck I don't give a fuck I'm off you'll get he'll get enough shaming online we don't have to do it I'm sure you're gonna hear about it I'm sure I will but somebody's got to somebody's got to say it for them they're doing a great job man great I was I was in the city last week I noticed that too and I noticed there were quite a few police

out there yeah it's unbelievable. They're closing streets. There's suddenly stopping traffic and redirecting it. And that I noticed too. New York is, I don't know how the fuck anyone lives there. It's not usual. It's insane. It's now. It's so real.

Maybe in the next segment of Hell on Earth, maybe New York gets on. Back in New York, it's on a spotlight. If I were to vote this week, last Friday, if I were to vote, I would have been like, it's definitely New York. Yeah. That way, great, is she tall.

There's a nice pulling fucking hot, like, full-size hot dog carts down the middle of Broadway. Yeah, there's there's people like Like the don't walk like the cross walk signs mean nothing to people anymore Not mean city they just fill the light screen and people are like for you And people are just they just keep crossing and you're like I can't cross a street. You got to know your way through But I guess I'm not adverse to put in, a city in America under this harsh light. Okay. So, I'm a definitely. So far. So far. So you're not my New York, man. Those fucking those cops are on point.

Well, not because of the cops. I'm maybe because of the traffic. Traffic is a hell. And the fact that there are people are allowed to piss in the streets now, right? Isn't that the rule? Yeah, but people aren't. What? You didn't know this? Yeah, but people aren't. What? You didn't know this? They do know. Yeah, they made it not.

The yeah. So you could fill your. Well, you know why that is? No. You could take a shit in the street. Because now I'm gonna try and put this delicately and politically. Walter.

No, and I want to hear this. I'm apparently there was a certain segment of the population that was peeing in the streets more than other sections and they complained claiming that yo stop the motor came out of the fuck i gotta take a piss not saying nothing not saying nothing who but they were complaining that's all because cops were enforcing pissing on streets it was unfair to this group of people well i don't think i don't think it was black people. I think it was just like they said,

socio-economic. It was homeless people. Well, hey, I don't want to point to anybody out. Right. But there was a group of people who was saying like, because we are the ones out of breaking this law, we are the ones getting affected by this law, and that's not right.

I'm so glad you brought this up. Okay. This place right into the return you brought this up. Okay. Displace right into the the return of. Um, hello. Okay. Because we are dealing. Well, you are sure I'm not dealing with that shit. Right. Right. No one's fucking pissing in the streets. Yeah. And that's why red bank is never going to get under the fucking is never going to be. Red banks, not going to be a contender. I agree with that. Most like you know, shaming anyone

into using the toilet. Yeah, but like, but for for me to bring the well, in this return segment to bring India back under the spotlight, you have to say like, Hey, don't be so quick and judgmental because in a city, 30 minutes away from here, it's happened in there too. That's right. The unfortunately, I mean, I haven't seen too. That's right. The unfortunately, I mean, I haven't seen it in a while. I haven't seen it in a while. We don't know. I mean, who's to say it's so bad? Well, I will tell you this. Once they decriminalize weed, all of Manhattan smells like weed fucking constantly. That I did notice.

Decriminalize? Yeah, it's too gross. It's win Good, right? Yeah, let's use them. Oh, you can have fun. It's a take you if the coffee even wants to enforce it They can give you a ticket for it. There's no more arresting for it now So now how's it not decriminalize you and get a ticket for it then well, well, I think it's it's you they you don't go to jail Yeah, like my brother when he was much much younger He got caught smoking weed at one of the watching the square park or something and they put him in like the patty way Yeah, wait a minute, but it's not against the law to smoke it. Yeah, but it's like speeding now. Okay. It's the same as speeding and J.W.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W.A.W I have not seen an uptick in people pissing on the street. But you're saying that you could do number two, even?

I don't know about that. But why is it different between one and two? Because one will dry up or wash away in the rain, two who's gonna sit there and fucking stink up. I think two is more of a health concern. And urine isn't? So I'm not saying urine isn't. I'm just saying two is definitely more concern. And you're an isn't you're not saying you're an isn't I'm just saying

two is definitely more concern. But number one is is a problem like when it's in mass like if you're on Bourbon Street like Bourbon Street smells like vomit and piss. Yeah. Any time you're you're like you're at a fair or something you know like a you know like a county fair those those Johnny on the spots like it's it's that fucking smell. Yeah, so it's so fucked up though, because you're talking about a matter of inches. You're talking about if it comes out of this hole.

They do what solid versus liquid. True. But it's the same thing. It's waste. It's not even near the same thing. Oh, yes it is. It's waste, but it's like, well, you're in highly sheer and is technically sterilized it comes out, right? That is correct. Yes, it's waste, but it's like, well, you're in highly sure and is technically sterile as it comes out.

Right. That is correct. Yes. That's true as well. Where's number two is not it's sterile. It's like you can't, like you piss on your hand or something. You can't, you can't, it's not going to. It doesn't transmit this easier. I mean, I imagine is the guy pissing your face or like on your body. He's allowed to. Yeah. He's so glad. So in New York, he's allowed to do whatever the fuck he was.

My face is now a toilet, apparently. He's smoking. He's just second sound. Oh, yeah. He's smoking a joint and pissing over a wall-spread. It's decriminalized, lady. He's smoking a C-spiderman. Hell, honor.

Oh, lady. That's not the C-spider, man. Hell, honor. All right, well, tell Keele what's going on with you. Because apparently he's down with it in New York. He doesn't kill you. Let's see if he was here. I know, you're an idiot. And this is why it's a little different than New York I'm reading as well.

In aggressive new campaign ridicules those who are no longer poor, but continue to defecate in the open. A practice that remains common in rural India despite its growing wealth and trappings of modern life. So defecate is taking a shit? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Right, so these are people... They go outside.

They're like, hey, I'm old school, baby. They could take your fancy toilet as new vocation, bourgeois, like lavatories, television commercials and billboards now carry a message that's strike at the heart of the Indian contradiction of being the world's fastest growing major economy and also where one relieving oneself in the open is the norm in most villages. Now when they say villages, are they talking about like, I mean, this is New Delhi, that is not a village. They built millions of toilets.

They're not even getting used though. Right. And they've set a target of 2019 to end the practice. So three years to be like, guys, come on, man. 2019. Three years to be. I think about it. It's 2000. I mean, can you imagine, can you imagine were you like in the 70s who are going up like in 2019?

What will the world be like flying cars people shitting indoors? The same as it is now except a flying car Well, we'll probably have like transport like Star Trek right? Well I have a level of level of level of probably have like transport like Star Trek right? Well like fate like we'll have lasers and Robot service You have perfect smile the nearest But the fact that they're using children in the can the commercial to try to tease old people into doing it

Like the psychology is so Fucked up. Well, here you go. The advertisements mock the very idea that India is developing. The tagline says, only the habit of using a toilet is real progress. And the ridicule is done by children. Uncle, you say it should the same thing to me this morning. Uncle, you wear a tie around your neck. Choose on your feet, but you still defecate in the open.

What kind of progress is this? So, I guess, is it just older people that are like, like, ordinary older people that are like, you'll never change my ways. And, like, the young people are like, hey, so like, so lick the lovies. So they don't wipe their asses, and... Oh, yeah, I think they do I mean with what so they just leave Just leave it paper well. I think they just leave everything outside

But let's paint leave paint this picture for you Q your show is on Yeah, your show is on TV. Yeah, everyone's having a good time commercial break commercial break comes and then they get everyone runs outside commercial break commercial break comes and then they get everyone runs outside to take a shit. Well, no way. Before they get, yeah, they aren't getting up to run outside to do it. But then this commercial comes on right and tries to shame them. Do you want people to be shamed in the stopping and maybe maybe going in going inside and using the toilet? Or do you feel it's like you know, I just a good question. Just like you took a position on the police in New York being so hospitable. Yeah in India

They're like hey, let these guys this society do what they do and you know, let's let's keep some traditions alive here well So You may have a smartphone in your hand, but you still squat on train tracks You may have a smartphone in your hand, but you still squat on train tracks I mean maybe there's just so many trains running through I mean like from where I live I would it would be a 20-minute drive for me to go take a shit on the train tracks But why but why take a chance though? Like let's say let's say things don't go that well while you're in the business of doing it

Then you got to get let's say a train comes out of nowhere and you got to get up. Why not just right? Why bother even on the train tracks? What is it about the train tracks that you're trying to do? Maybe that maybe the train tracks are like hey, it's a more isolated place like let's let's go on down by the train tracks are like, hey, it's a more isolated place. Like, let's go on down by the train tracks and take a shit and then come back. Like it's because it's not like they're taking a shit at like, say, like the red bank train station. You know what I mean? It's like, say somewhere between the battle line limited track. Yeah.

Yeah, exactly. Somewhere between like Madawanna middle town. You know, they're like, hey, there's a commercial on. The thing that got struck me is that in that article, or is that another part of red, where they're talking about how these people are going outside, they're doing this and it's the rain water and everything is taking it into their own drinking water then people are getting sick. I haven't got to that part yet, but this kind of makes sense. Research shows that one of the reasons for the stubborn social practices, the sentry's old cast system, in which cleaning human waste was a job

reserved for only the lowest cast. Having a toilet home is still considered unclean by many villagers, and the regard of cleaner to go into the open farms, yeah, what you say, which can cause water-borne diseases. So what's happening is they're like, hey, I'm too fucking fancy to shit in a toilet. That's for fucking poor motherfuckers. That makes no sense. It doesn't make any sense at all. But yeah, I guess it's the you're right. It's it's a tradition. They're like, I feel like what do you want people to think we're fucking untouchables? Of course, we got shit on the tree traction. You get. You're the advertising agency. Right. And you land this job.

You're like, hey, you got to know shitty on train tracks contract. Oh boy. How am I gonna do this? I don't do this. I don't think it fits. Like that's about like five billion people in India do. So like, let's say like like even like 10% are doing this. Dude, if even one percent are doing it, that's a ton. How are trains even making it through? Like cow catches it. Like icebreakers. Brides were asked to shun grooms who did not use toilets. In one campaign, rural men were admonished for making the veiled women in their families defecate in the open

Oh, even the even the ladies do this and unintended fallout of the campaign was that in many village toilets came to be regarded as important for women not men See, oh, if you're a chick, then it's like cool. I guess yeah I mean, it's got I mean to be the most unfeminant thing in the world to be caught as if you're outside Yeah, just like I this hot Indian chick squat in a field or a train or on a train truck. I bet you they don't want their ass as well. I bet you they do not. I read somewhere like I don't know how true this is but in some Middle East in the country's they wipe their ass with their left hand and shake with their right.

I don't I don't know if that's true or not. Critics say that this endorsed patriarchal attitudes and unintended follow. Yeah. You want to go to Valkyrie? I mean, that means that in America being subject to like patriarchal attitudes has a whole different fucking meaning than in India where it's like oh wait I get to use a toilet instead of shitting in a field, I guess that's pretty cool. Yeah I don't know man. Alright well let me give you example number two over debate today. Okay. Second.

It's not necessarily going to be number one. It's just a different city. It's not. Well I don't know, you know what? I mean I'm not, as you may, a lot of listeners out there probably. I'm not that great with my globe. So I don't think that this is part of India. Sweden.

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number one firmly in mind, right, Q? You know, you're, you know, you got all the details, you get any other information before you wait. No, no, no. I do know that in the air faces a lot of challenges, but it's a beautiful, beautiful country. Okay. Okay. They say the dead live on in our hearts and minds, but in one Indonesian province, the deceased continued to walk the earth

in a more literal zombie-like fashion. Families in Tura-ha in south Sulawesi Dig up the bodies of their dead relatives before washing grooming and dressing them in new fancy clothes even dead children are exhumed Damaged coffins are fixed to replaced and the mummies are then walked around the providence I'm sorry the province by following a path of straight lines the ritual is called Manin or the ceremony of cleaning corpses. According to the ancient Turahan or Terajan belief system, the spirit of a dead person must return to its village of origin.

Oh, this looks fucked up. Oh, God, this looks fucked up. So if a person died on a journey, the family would go to the place of death and accompany the deceased back home by walking them back to the village. I mean, God, they must have a lot of free time, right? I mean, is this like, let's say I died in Wisconsin and in my family's like, oh, shit, we got to walk them back to New Jersey. I guess they dress them up like this and I don't know if like, maybe they put them on a cart or something because it's right here, he's just putting like a hat on the guy. Those are pretty dried up fucking corpses.

Yeah. They're all white and shit. Oh god. Look at a man. He's combing her hair. That looks fucking nuts, dude. Is this the most fucking insane? It looks like Halloween.

Like these are Halloween decorations. I've been being living there and having a part taken this. Look at these little kids. Explain to what you're seeing in them. Yeah, it's like these, in need of a comb, oh wait a second, even the children, the skeleton of a dead baby has a floral dress laid on top of it, has a boy, clutches a fluffy pink doll and stares wordly down the camera lens. And I guess that's his mom right there. And the baby must have died.

And this kid is like, what the fuck? And has like this, has this pink doll, it looks like a teddy bear except with a child's face on it. And then just the skull, it looks like right of the, of the baby. And then there's a what a drag. The dead bodies are dragged from where they died back to the village always following a path of straight lines. So they so it's like. Then there they are fucking hanging out back together again a couple stands reunited and dressed in brand new clothes. A boy places a dead relative back into a coffin. He's smiling to that kid. I mean these these bodies are they they're mummified. It's not like they're they're like fallen apart or anything. Okay, so, so this is an Indonesia. That is, that's pretty crazy.

Yeah, but doesn't see that doesn't that's more weird to me than like this places a shit hole That's a shit hole. I'm sure it is. I mean there's nothing there's nothing aside from like If you were just to take this article unto itself you'd be like well, that's a weird custom But yeah, you have to you have to Yeah, it's I'll I'll spell it for you. I'll spell for everyone. I'll try to call Joe Gryg. You're not on Indonesia. I don't know yet, hold on.

There's got to be a fucking IJ-Jag in that. Digging up relatives. Oh, I had, I'll tell you later, I did have a... No, you're kidding me. I had an ij idea for you You okay? I'll tell it to you in secret what did we are guys Indonesia yeah Man you're in sub do they do they vet these countries or do they like whatever They pay the life they pay the fucking feed a fucking carrier. Yeah true TV HD currently only available on first media based in Indonesia

Since December to 2014 I can't so so maybe you guys do an impractical joke where like they you pretend one of their fucking Relatives died way farther away than they actually did Are you telling us that? I'm saying that I kind of, I kind of, I kind of, I kind of see the point with this whole this dressing zombie thing. Is it something that we, you know, that we shouldn't,

we shouldn't look down upon? I don't think we should look down upon, man. I, I think that that's divisive. And I think we as a people need to come together. Corpse shaming. Yeah, I don't corpse shame. I'm down with it. Now I wonder like is there...

Can you can you look this up, QC? How big this fucking place is? Can you read that whatever that was? South, South, South, Sula Westie. That the village? No, you want me to look up? The south, what is it?

It's up top. Oh, S-U-L. No, you want me to look up the south what is it it's up top oh? S U L. Oh Fuckin mother fuck South S U L S U L a W got it South to the was see it looks like a beautiful place actually not even just saying that for the gag What do you what do you want to know? Well, like how big is it?

Like how big of a... Oh, what is it? Population of 8 million and change. So it's what about the size of New York, a little bit smaller. Yeah. Yeah, it's not that big. It looks like a little island.

Oh, it's a little island. It's part of a chain. Oh, there you go. How does this shit happen, man? How does, I mean, I guess it's like anything else, like you look at religious customs in this country, depending on the religion. Like, remember we were talking about the blue job rabbis

and shit, like all that stuff that's still, like there may be other countries that look at that shit. And I was like, huh? We we got to make out our own uh... little rituals that you know that that people in other countries definitely race or i brought nothing like this though no nothing where you're digging people up that would be fucking that would be i mean that we try to create

is there anyone is it the word i mean it's mental. It's absolutely bordering on, like, psychotic. Yeah. Like, what do they, because it doesn't say in the article, what do they think that, like, these guys won't rest peacefully until they get back to their village of origin? And who the fuck said it? They're digging them up to change their clothes. Yeah.

Like, did the original person who made it up, did they just want to inconvenience someone? They're like, I know what I'll do. I'll write this shit down that, like, no original person who made it up did they just want to inconvenience someone like I know what I'll do I'll write this shit down that like no matter where I die they got to bring me back to my village because it was like something they wanted to do It's probably someone you just want to fucking who some fucking Jeffrey Dahmer fuck I know how I'll fucking get this Since I wanted such fucking dead bodies. I'll start this ritual this ritual okay yeah then everybody will be touching dead bodies yeah and I won't and I won't look like the fucking freak the village freak so we need to weigh in no I mean we got it that's part of the segment is what so when it gets championed

here tonight I'm gonna have to if I have to vote I'll have to go with Indonesia but I don't have to vote that I'm gonna to go with Indonesia. But I don't know. You don't have to vote. Oh, well that's... You're gonna go Indonesia is that's more fucked up than everybody's shitting on train tracks. And having commercials where kids are like, hey, you have a motorcycle and a fucking a modern toaster, why do you have to show them train tracks? You know, we're very popular in there.

And you know, that makes me think that they were good. they know what they do you can abstain? No, you don't have to you could just be like I have to abstain from this one Okay, so that mean Brian have to have to we don't have nothing to lose now Do let me see if am see place Yeah, I think we could there's like two I think we can't say Australia and like one other country or shit holes. Those are the only other places comic book in place. Yeah. Australia is beautiful. I don't think there are having any problems with their, uh, what the, they know what a toilet's for. They're not digging up anybody. Yeah, they're not, they're not digging up relatives. I don't think. All right. All right. so we don't care.

We are not beholden. We are not slaves to our network anymore. And we are ready to weigh in on this with no fear of repercussions. Great. Who are you nominating it? Okay, well, I'm going to say that Indonesia and digging people up is creepier and weirder and I don't quite get the custom. But don't use the I know you're think are you thinking too literally when I used to work, shit, hold that your fucking fecal? No, I'm thinking that I don't want you to get hung up onto the name as being away. Right. I know that in this situation, yeah, like I may be swayed by the actual shit, not even being put into a hole, but being piled up.

I'm trained tracks and what have you. I'm going to say that India, a place where like these people are just doing it because they're like, you know, it's a religious thing. They're like, hey, I gotta get my loved one back. For what if I, for, by hook or by crook, I gotta get my loved one back to his fucking original village. But did not. These Indian people are like, fuck it.

I don't care if there's a toilet. I don't care that there's progress. I'm using a cell phone. I'm driving in a car. I'm doing all these other modern things, but hey, because of the caste system, like it's mind bending, it's mind bending, that you could take, like arguably the most disgusting

substance a person can produce. Arguably? And flush it away. What else is there? What else is there? The argument. The vomit's in there too. The vomit's pretty gross.

But you could flush it away and then it's gone. And you never have to come out again. That's the beauty of America. You flush that toilet like it lessens in your house and it clogs up and then there's a no arm is this God. You never think about it ever again. I'm really really happy that you've that you're you've given so much thought to it. I didn't yeah, I'm glad that you just didn't like just go in with like you have hazardly with a with a you know you really Wade well thought out arguing. Yeah, I will say this If I didn't know that India was such a marvelous

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And you know it's got to be prevalent. You've seen the food that they eat. They are not wiping their asses while walking out. Oh, Indian food's rough, man. Like, maybe if you're, maybe if you're used to it, it's not as rough, but. I, I do like Indian food. That's how I'm even just saying that. Oh, I know that it's rough at all.

I mean, it's rough on You're on your your stomach right? What I doubt there's a lot of diarrhea lying around Let me tell you know this is not an anti-Indian statement, but I'm so like I Can't I don't like to do like number two on train tracks or even like in public anywhere But like I carry those like those wipes like I I hate toilet paper. I hate it. So I don't think these guys are doing the same thing. I don't think. Well, you know, I don't like to speculate though. They may have a bring in speculation now into the argument that there's nothing in that article to even give any suggestion that they're not that they

don't have caught Mel travel packs with them. But there's nothing to lead us to believe that they're not taking care of and making sure everything's clean when they're done. So I don't even want to use that in it. I think that should be stricken from the argument. Okay so that's off the record. Wow so they don't use toilet paper. Okay well there you go it's back on the record. They don't use it. They don't use the roast. They go out there and then they wash out. They use their hand to clean up. And then they wash out. This is what they say.

It says they wash their hand off. Where are they washing their hand? They think it's disgusting to use toilet paper. You're just smearing it around. I agree, that's why. We definitely have that in common. All right, so I haven't weighed in yet. You're going with India in their back and their inability to come to terms that toilet exists and they don't have to wait till 2019.

And Q, if you could vote, which you're not, which I admire you, at least, you know, being a company man on this one. Yeah. But if you, if you could, vote, you'd go into it too. If I, if you had to, if I'd have gone to your head, yeah, if I put a, if I put a gun to your head, you would have said, I'd need you to. If I had to put out of my mind, what a wonderful country it is, what beautiful people, a beautiful culture, then, yes, I'd have to do that. And then so I could make a unanimous right now. You could. And put them on and put them on the top of the heap. We would win the first, I mean win the first bracket, yeah. And I think I'm going to have to go with unanimous across the board declaration that in the very

first ever debate of Hell on Earth earth the world's greatest shittles India is going to be up at the top of there and who's gonna take them down In future episodes, well, I want maybe you baby some people out there some listeners Can send me some potential candidates and a couple months, maybe we'll bring it back and we'll see what the reaction is potential candidates and in a couple months maybe we'll bring it back and we'll see what the reaction is Ruggers one way we may have to make an apology next week, I don't know. I feel like anyone aside from Indians are going to be like, well that's fucked up. You know like there are the only ones that are like, well that seems normal. Well it's going to be hard to, I think it's going to be even hard for some people who are going to defend it.

Even if they're like, it's not cool that, you know, privileged Americans are going to look down their nose at this. I think it's going to be hard even for those people to argue that. Well, especially since, according to the article, privileged Indians are looking down their nose at toilets. They're like, we don't want to use them. They're refusing. All right. So to use them. They're refusing. All right, so let's play music one more time.

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oh, I could reveal the Hillary Clinton thing today. Walter. Oh, okay. He's the long con with the Hillary Clinton because it's not gonna happen. Oh wow. Why do you suck in Hillary's too? Yeah, I remember.

I officially were endorsing her. Do you sure you wanna do that? I can do it, because it's not gonna happen. She was she posted up appear on IJ. Our campaign reached out to see if she would shoot could appear on IJ. Really?

And you said, who said no? Well, we didn't say no. We have a debate about it, because we didn't want to endorse anybody politically. But we were like ratings wise, it would be a home run. And I figured it would be a good joke to come in here and tout Hillary. Was that a unanimous feeling on all four jokers that they didn't where they were fearful

of the backlash all four years ago? Well not the backlash. We just, our show is so broad. We don't want to, we don't want to plan any flags. I mean, it's actually also, I mean, it's, it's, that's not the first thing to pop on my mind, but it's actually absolutely the smartest thing that would pop into your mind is like, yeah, if we have her on, you know, some of our fan base, you know, who are not a fan of her,

are not going to be happy and is it worth it to our. Yeah, and then we were like, well, the fucking press and ratings alone would be worth it. But we didn't want to, you know, I don't, we don't want to offend anybody. So it was, it was that, but it just not gonna happen. We were gonna have Trump on comic book men, but we felt the same way. We didn't want to align ourselves. So I get officially withdraw my, your endorsement, huh? My endorsement, yeah.

She's not, she's not, no, no, now I'm going back to my normal, who gives a shit. Oh, okay. All right. Yeah. Yeah. No, now I'm going back to my normal Who gives a shot? Yeah So yes for so for all those people that were like fuck you fucking dumb stop suck and Hillary dick Well, I can do this show for the joke. Yeah Kula what happened I would did so it just went away. It just never What did you guys have a game like any kind of plan? No, not really. It was early, early talks. Apparently someone in a campaigns event of the show

and thought it would be a good way to make it happen. But we just ended up not. And I figured with the election only a couple of months away, like you either would have shown up already or not. Yeah. So I can withdraw my information. I mean, there are so many possibilities though, like so many things you could have done. I know, I know. I think Trump's gonna win anyway, so.

You could have had her shit on train tracks. I would have been awesome. You think Trump's gonna win? I think in my mind, and of course I could be wrong, I'm frequently wrong. It's almost a lock, he's gonna win. Oh, I don't, wow, I disagree. I don't think there It's almost a lock he's in a win. Oh I don't wow I disagree. Yeah I don't think there's anybody's a lock. Well my reasoning is this he's pretty close to her in the polls right. Right and with all the talk about how if you're a Trump supporter you're racist

and all this Trump shaming shall we call it going on? I think a lot of people are not even to say anything, just get in there and hit that button when nobody's watching. Contrary. I think so. If the people will like fuck you, I think they've gone too far with the political correctness and all that stuff. I don't agree with Trump. I'm not a fan of his, really. Also, I think the, just the, the speed of, of out of control, shit, the, the terrorist stuff. Like a lot of people buy, like they feed off that, and they feel Trump will do something. Well, they feel he'll do something, whereas Hillary, like they wouldn't even say the word terrorist or whatever the fuck I don't remember.

I don't really, but he's also someone on the fence. Let's say you were on the fence, right? And you were like, I don't know, like I haven't really looked into it. And then suddenly there's some fucking liberal fuck tards on TV going like, if you want to show up your racist, like even though you're not in his corner, you could feel like insulted and defensive of him. Well, I mean, she did right his whole half of the United States The plurables and like the night made somebody made the the analogy are like

She has never spoken in such tones about Fucking, like, isis Never come out and spend that like right disg about the enemy that, you know, the free world faces. Yeah. So I agree with you that there is a lot of people that just cannot get over that, but my, my gut says that I think it could be a landslide for Hillary.

Yeah. We'll see. Man, I'm not, I don't have any fucking dog. I think I think you got a lot of people, young people who are not Who just can't get their head around, you know that that they could have somebody like Trump in the White House I think a lot of young people are very very Gents to a lot of what he brings to the table. Yeah, but those are the people that are vocal that you that you hear and shit Like there's there's a whole

There's a whole sound. Yeah, so annoying though. That's the problem. They just want to I mean I'm a liberal Yeah, I'm way more liberal than I am anyway near conservative and it's like and I find them so fucking annoying Because it's an it's a non-stop judgment Non-stop judgment. It's non-stop fucking sanctimonious fucking bullshit. That you've heard a thousand times, but they regurgitate as if it's an original thought. And they're like, is this especially, like, as an older person,

you're like, I don't want to hear this shit anymore. I get it. Can I ask you a question? I mean, just try to be as honest as you can, though. Yeah, of course. India. Yeah. Show.

India show. Let's say a major event happens in 2017. Something that really affects the country. Right. Who are you? Who were you really out of the two? Do you feel can handle a crisis better? Probably Hillary. I think a lot of people think that way. Yeah, you know, just their pedigree pedigree knowledge people should surround themselves with probably Hillary I think that and I think this and that me isn't that is like isn't that the most the bottom line? I mean Not that I'm not saying I'm not for either. What do I mean, I've always been somebody that didn't give a fuck. It doesn't really change anything for me. I agree, I agree, but I do think that so much of this election is going to hinge

on emotion rather than, and I do think like the second cultural appropriation became a thing, I was like, we're out of control. Like the fucking nobody's driving the car anymore. Like, if you wear, like, I read an article that said if you wear as tech fucking patterns, that you're making whoever fucking culture came up with it less than human because you're stealing their stuff. And I'm like, as tech patterns, like that's where we're at in the fucking world. Like, Chili's restaurant or whatever the fuck You know like these Mexican themed restaurants are racist now and you're like holy fuck dude Chipotle's racist It's it's appropriate to do tasty races. It's like why are why are white Americans cooking Mexican food?

It's called for a part of the trip. Oh, yeah, I go to I don't see any white Americans cooking Mexican food. It's called the tripotle. I go to, I don't see any white Americans go. Well, that's what they're saying. And it's like, we've hit that level of it that it's like, it's just insane. Yeah, and I just read Disney. I guess there's a new movie coming out. And what? It was a costume.

It was a costume where like the upper body had like tattooed, like Polynesian tattoos. And it was like a grass skirt. And some lady, I don't know who it was like a grass skirt and some lady I don't know who it was but she got all worked up saying like if you dress up as a different race it's appalling it's inappropriate it's disgusting it's this it's that so yeah Disney had to apologize and pull the mollana and the idea of like it's like wearing another culture's clothes without permission it's like who the fuck's clothes without permission. It's like, who the fuck are you asking permission?

Like you got to go to every fuck, if I want to throw in a sombrero, I got to go to every fucking magazine. I'm gonna be like, do you mind if I wear this in bro? Don't wear a mini sombrero. Whatever you do, it's mini sombrero's at college parties. Don't go over well. It's just insane.

It's just like we're at such an insane level. Can you weigh in now if there's a major crisis who would you prefer to handle it out of the two? Depends on what the crisis is. Um, okay. I mean, I want to see the world on made. So here I said, some people just want to watch the world burn. Let's say it's, uh, let's say it's not, it's not a man made crisis. Let's say it's a natural disaster. Uh, what do you want? Who do you want handling it? Honestly, I think either one would be fine because I don't really think they handle it. I think they have so many people around them that would handle it.

Hillary is not fucking call the shots in Norton or his Trump that I agree with. That's why the whole tax thing is just like the president doesn't even control the tax rate, which Trump's like, I'm going to low the top tier tax rate to like 30 which believe me I fucking hope but it's like but it's like they have a zero power and I think Trump says a lot of shit like I'm gonna do this and it's like you can't do that you can't even if you wanted to you couldn't do it and Hillary I mean not not the is 72 old to be a president do you think like getting in the 70? Yeah, I think she's like 68. Is he? Trump 70? Yeah. I thought he was like in his early 60s. I'm not saying he's even better. Is it too old? Yeah, like with Obama? Yeah, I know. But like with Obama, at least you had like a young

fucking energetic hip dude that you could, yeah, I couldn't really relate to, but at least he's not fucking as old as your Grandparents, he's not your fucking abuela. Yeah, but that comes with, uh, that supposed to, you're just supposed to come with wisdom though. Yeah, or fucking Senility, you know, like when she was passing out the other day, she was falling and she was falling down. That has not been the same as it was. But that doesn't do with Senility though. No, but it was just, she was just hot. Yeah, well she had pneumonia they said yeah, she was just sick. I mean like I mean I passed out

Passed her when did you pass out maybe when did this happen? I passed out I had chickenpox when was this? I was like 15 see if I was on a death panel you want to be here 15. Yeah, see if I was on a death panel, you wouldn't be here right now. Yes, so yeah, I mean, I mean, people pass out. You don't have to like, you know, not presidential candidates like rallies or whatever. Wasn't she at a rally?

9-11 something or other? I guess not. She just kind of like shimmyed a little. She shimmyed over to the van. It was just a shimmy. All right, I'll give her a shimmy. That's cool. And what you're talking about is somebody who is at that age in the in that kind of heat you know i don't i mean

i don't think it's that uncommon hey man at the fuck it we say if it's too hot get out of the kitchen old lady right is that the same mom uh... uh... these are the this is the politics i like to talk i don't give a fuck about Hillary or Trump. I want to talk about Anthony Weiner Oh, he's back. He's back man. And he sexed in 15 year-old's allegedly now still can you even can you believe this guy? He I'm his old his old He didn't throw his fucking phone in the East River. He did not oh He's fucking moron. He's sick in the head man They've issued a subpoena for his cell phone and other records because he was allegedly exchanging sexually explicit text messages

with a 15 year old girl who I think was in the UK the online sexting relationship allegedly went on for months between weiner and a girl claiming to be just 15 and she said he sent her numerous photos, one of him in a pool and at least one bear Chested. Oh God. And he's a maniac. He's saying he's provided the Daily Mail with information showing that he has likely been the subject of a hoax. Now you're either hoaxed or you weren't. If you thought it was a 15-year-old, it may as well have been a 15 year old. That's right. Right. That's correct. Yes. And he said, I had the, what is he said in the hoaxes that he never texted her at all? And she did up. I think maybe he's saying the hoaxes that she was saying she was of age, maybe. Well, that you can't blame. Because he said, supposed to do well that what he said was pretty he said in one

Message he tells the girl I would bust that tight pussy. Oh, he actually spoke that vulgar. Yeah, he wouldn't get fully nude But was usually shirtless and wearing boxers. Really girls supposed to say to that yeah, does that work? What's your response? Does that work that? I've never said that kind of it's so cheesy and amateur yeah, that's like fucking Yeah, I'm gonna bust that type of see like some cheesy shit first off Yeah, like what girl is like Let's say you want to you. Let's say you want to get that message across that you weren't I Tipeau see what would you what would work what would the phrase you used to do that then?

Yeah, you should have fucking hard on that. And he weiner like you got some better sentiment I would try and get across. I don't think like I would have be like, uh, bust that type pussy. Well, if she was like, I sure wish this type pussy could get busted by somebody. Would you be more romantic? Would you be like, I'm going to make Love to that. Yeah, but I kind of fucking stretch it out. I want to make you're gonna make your pleasure zones

I hit your g-spot. I don't know that I would say anything like that. I Sounds it sounds like a strip club To be like I'm gonna fucking like actually saying yeah, like say I'm gonna bust your tape pussy sounds more normal Like I'm gonna stimulate all all your rajas on sunny. So let's say you, but you'll let's say you have to get that point that point across. You've got to get it in a text. What would you, what phrase would you use though? Well, what I'm saying is I don't think that I would be in a position where that's what I got to get across. Well, let's say

that you're texting with a girl, right? Yeah. And she's done it. Yeah. And she's it's some sexting going on sure I've sexted What's your coach you're lying in the sex? I don't know what I can't it's been a long time like I don't where else to go Works I don't know I don't remember it's been a long time. But it's also the kind of thing that, like, let's say that she was pretending she was older and she was really younger, like, you wouldn't really see that's not something you say to an older girl or a young woman.

What is the thing you say though? I haven't sex it since I've been on TV, that's for fucking sure. Is it my favorite? How are you feeling with the 10 power treatment? Yeah. How blue is the... Is I'm a terrified of saving give you the reener treatment. Yeah, how How blue is I've probably been like like terms when I was Because really like I think it's not phrasing not the word. Let's say let's set I had

For a woman into the firehouse one night to Buster tight post Buster tight, type of a against one of the fire trucks. I'm not saying I have, but let's say I did. Sure. Like real for you, or I think all involved really. So it's like, I don't think like it's going to be like, I'm like wanting to come by around 1230. So coming on bus at type pussy. Well, no, I don't think that that's like, I think that's a string of things.

Yeah, but I don't, like to me, like the string of things should never be... That direct. But I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna crush that badge. Yeah, like that's so stupid. And be like, more like, one's just stupid husband not gonna be home. I'll come by.

You know, shit like that, you know what I mean? Like, what side of the bed does he sleep on the back of the bed like shit like that Like I'm gonna bust. Yeah sure it is like I'm gonna like I'll bust it over right on his pillows And that's where he sleeps and like stuff like that and it's like so-so-so-path like the shit you're saying versus like just crude But what make what get you What I'm the fucking sleep in my juices That's a great good to my that's what you got to use I don't know I don't know it's been like seven years So you so you're not sure if you had to do it now you don't know if you could. You couldn't you couldn't you couldn't turn old Bessian. You would have to go back to your your

text from seven years ago and be like oh shit. Yeah, but those don't exist anymore. Yeah, I don't know. You must have some who may you must have some that go to like words that you use. to like words that you use. This is a Brian's phone. That's usually what I say. No, I don't sex with anybody. But I mean, in the past though. Oh, in the past? Yeah, usually it was I'm going to bust the typos.

Really? No, I'm just kidding. No, I'm just kidding. Yeah, I really can't recall. I don't think it was generally. It was generally. was generally not just Directed to the point. It's not that like like there's no like There's just so much bravado that comes along with I'm gonna bust that type of like there

It's just so like arrogant and Well don't girls like it got a taking charge take charge like I'm gonna this is what I'm gonna do He was so gross. It also verges on like rapey. Like yeah, like regardless of your opinion on the situation. You just sound like a confident in your skills. Yeah, but. Yeah, I guess like you say like it's in a string of things.

If it leads up to that and she's like, what are you gonna do to this type of pussy? And it's like, oh I'm gonna bust it. It's a place that I say. If you're getting playful. I think I'm gonna do it. Let's say you're less say. If you're getting played, I'm going to say you're let's say little. I'll say you get this. Yeah, but this is a different one. I get to our house. A woman saying, a woman saying, I want you to bust the bus to Stipe pussy is okay. A guy saying it's cheesy. That's a double standard that I cannot. I agree. It's horrible. This

is one more thing. You think everyone should be able to say it and should say it. He also, she claims he asked her to dress up in school girl outfits, which I guess would be appropriate since if she's only 50. Yeah, that is. And pressed her to engage in rape fantasies. I mean, this is like, this guy is, of people are very pralicies, Walt. Sure.

He just want to do it with 15-year-olds. In a weird way, someone who's consenting to the... He says, it is an alleged text exchange. He says, I thought of you this AM hard. She said, what did you think about? He said, it's embarrassing. He says, she says you think about? He said it's embarrassing. He says, she says, tell me. You can tell me anything.

And he goes, is like to feel that literally no one that I feel that is true about. And she writes, what? That was really worded. He goes super clunky. I want to feel like I could tell you anything. I don't, I just don't get it. Like once you're fucking busted, wasn't his name like Carlos, something or other,

Carlos danger. I don't know. Like that was his code name. And then the girl that he was hucking up with, I can't believe I remember this. I'm pretty sure it's our Sydney Leathers. Wasn't that her name? And she did porn, maybe.

I don't know. She did. How are he was texting with a baby in his arms? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like he had his baby in the bedroom while he's texting. Oh, and here's something. That's right. Oh, yeah, it is. Here it is. Well, the nickname Carlos Danger. She says if it makes you reminisce, we don't have to.

He says, you can call me anything. I'd like that. She said, would you like to call me something? He says mine and she says smooth. I'd like to be yours. Now that's the kind of guy that says, I'm going to bust that type of person. Yeah, it's a tease. Like he's in a state of arrest development, right? This guy, clearly, he can't control him. I mean, if it's true clearly he can't control them. I mean if it's true. He can't control himself. He can't stop Males this fucking guy. I mean he's got to be in his 40's late 40 slow down at all like you still got to be doing this shit I guess I don't even have it this way to do this shit. It's crazy. Yeah, he's a horn dog man. He's at any weener. That's why maybe Maybe you can't type it because you can't achieve it.

Possible? It's possible? You can't pop that type of thing over there. That was just an evening. I'm not a fan of this. Now remember the last thing you said How everyone is dead The fires out The fire Another blanket burn another match to start,

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Nebba, ni, ni Never change Never die There's my liar, liar Don't lie to you, what is your mistake? You gave it all the way to hide my cake to a free place Holy to the faith You gave me another way to hide my cake to a free place I'm a real daddy, only a silly boy It's just gonna burn I'm a real daddy, let go I'm a real daddy, let go Go, love, and be there forever Sir, only at smudcast.com