Tell Em Steve-Dave - #308: The 2016 Overdose Full Special

Episode Date: October 23, 2016

Bry's needle moves thanks to Troy. TESD presents their annual Halloween episode. Music: Vicky Pezza - Monster Dick

Greetings! T-E-S-D town, the 18th Sgt of Light has returned. As have I! Talaquois! Yes, we have both returned to T-E-S-D town to celebrate our favorite Earth holiday, Halloween! That's right, Sgt. L-18! And how do we like to celebrate Halloween? By listening to the Tellum Steve Dave Halloween Special, of course.

Commence the TESD Halloween Special Now, Telequa. I, Sorgil-18, dock command it. You heard the sarch. Let's start the show. Happy Halloween, everyone! Hello, darling. This is Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. And you're listening to that

tell-em-steve, Dave Halloween, Spook Tatular! I was working it out. You spoke directly to get it, I saw you. So what? No more answers, no more thinking. I feel like everyone've lost my mind. The two of you are staring at each other. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell Him Steve Dave, the spooky Halloween edition. The Spooktacular, we made that up. We own that.

Don't try to steal it Kill your back. I'm back after a hiatus. Yeah a couple of weeks a couple of weeks You were named the puzzle a week. Yeah Why was that name puzzle a week because coming coming into this I mean I literally dragged my ripped bleeding torn crushed carcass here to record this week. I didn't take prescription grade painkillers all day so I would be lucid for this episode. I Wasn't lucid for years. Right. You could have done it for an hour and I

I wasn't lucid for years. Right. Who could have done it for an hour? And I have been like, fuck you. I was like, it was painful to drive down here today. I have a crush nerve in my hip. My tailbone, but I see how he is all is all. And now this is all from the Brett Michael's experience? None of it from Brett Michael's.

That was one of my ass hurt the week before. I wanted to come here to find that I'm Puzzle of the Week. Yeah. Only to come here to find that I'm puzzle all the week. It doesn't add up, brother. Secret source told us that instead of coming down to record tell him Steve Davey went to a Brett Michaels concert. We can't reveal his identity or her identity. Well, it's not that it wasn't secret.

And why am I responsible for making it down here the one night of week that why can't everybody, like why is it like everybody's schedule has got to be accommodated, why isn't it just somebody else can't do it Monday, so I have to do it the night of a concert I've had tickets to. I don't know, I could have done it, right?

Oh yeah, every night we would have been free, we're always free. All right, so what are we talking about here? We're talking about you the one day that you said you could do it I think that's what we're talking about It wasn't worth it. It was worth it really. Yeah, man I loved it more than to do it too. Steve did he fucking shocking kicked it all night long He fucking I don't know if you know this pretty likes cowboy hats Yeah, he had a bunch of bandanas. He's awesome. You go there and before he even comes out on stage and

I'll never look for guy puts on a hell of a show But you know you're you're seeing an 80s icon when you get there and The only thing that's on the stage are six giant photos of himself The only thing that's on the stage are six giant photos of himself Blown up like seven foot high photos of himself. Yeah, it's amazing. We wish you say oh boy Sorry, I less life I can offend his biggest fan Like there were definitely like photos That make him look like sexy bread Michaels no matter whatever He's in I never understood that because you have all these photos from

30 years ago. Yeah, and then you're on stage. Yeah, so people can make the comparison immediately I'd be like, ooh, yeah, this guy holds up well. He sleeps in a chamber at night or something. He's a hyper. He's got the energy. He's a hyperbolic. Yeah, he sleeps in a chamber, but he has got the energy. He's shooting around stage. He's singing his songs. The voice hasn't lost a beat.

He's open with. He opened the way. Talked earlier to me. When he closed with. He did a kiss cover. Kiss. Yeah he did kiss cover. He did Tweet Home Alabama. He did a bunch of covers. He was he was. Has it torn? Did he play? Yes. Everybody let me tell you something. Everybody brought out their cell phones with it with a I was the only one in the theater that had

a fucking tell them Steve Dave zip-up pulled it out with it about five minutes security came over and asked me to please. Yeah. Yeah. So I was shut down. So when he's doing that, that love ballad is the floor basically like a slip and slide from all the guys dude. It is, it is wall to wall drunk Jersey checks, way past their prime still in love with them

fucking amazing it's it's just a blast sleep and hyper bear shape no no no no no no it's as if he he vampires off there I since just stay young like they go on that tour bros and he just sucks off a decade here there for himself um he's fucking great he plays he he doesn't fuck around with like, he is a song I wrote a year ago. You know what I mean? He's like, there's a song you want to hear. He is the songs you want to hear. He's a couple of songs you didn't even know you wanted to hear by other artists. Gonna play them too. He's all over that goddamn stage. The guitarist from Cinderella is his guitarist now. Um, uh, he's into it. I have a feeling like if 10 people showed up, he'd put

on the same fucking show as he does an impact. The guy loves what he's doing. Loves it. Can learn a lesson from that guy. I did learn a lesson from that guy. What'd you learn? About appearing way of the cowboy hat on. I mean, the guy really zoots that he enjoys what he's doing up on stage. It made me be like, you know what, I gotta make sure that I'm always putting out there that I'm enjoying it.

As opposed to you're not. Even if sometimes I may not be. You really, really fucking, you know. He changed your life. Yeah, I mean, I'm not gonna go that far. But maybe it's good you didn't come last week. But so whatever, I mean, you want to call me a pushover, going on a concert. I'm for the record. I did not. I don't think I deserve it, man. I'm an eight for the pushover week. Yes, today. Thank you, Walter. Yes, today was a mount. Exactly.

I did not, I did not, I did not think that you should have been brandish the pus hole. I appreciate that, buddy. That means a lot to me. I'm no potato chip. I'm here. That's right. I'm more than proven. Yes, that I was a Mount Sinai getting neurological tests. Here I am. Well, do you want to tell people what happened or? Yes, sure. Yeah, but we have the big Practical jokers November 3rd at the Redential Center's what you guys coming Is that what day is that November 3rd? It's a Thursday. I leave for Florida Oh, I didn't realize it when I said I was coming. All right. No, be there. Sorry. It's all right, buddy Hey, because she's not going to Florida. You're coming?

Nice. You're gonna take it. Yeah, you can get it. Get him. You coming? Yeah, I don't have this mic on you gonna come to dinner. You got to skip dinner. No, you have a Alright, thanks. So there you go. Thanks, but that means a lot to me. So We have that big ointinitial circus Now I don't really want to talk about what we're doing there because they haven't revealed yet for whatever reason, but you could be sure what nitro circus is some amount of stunted shenanigans going on. I was wondering if this recent accident of yours would have, they would have called him an alternate joke or maybe Chris Ladonda. We're working on plans now because something's got to happen. Because I was down in the nitro circus compound. It's my first time in an ATV and I've learned that within five minutes.

I should have had a ride with you. I flipped a 600 pound ATV wall. Came down on my left side and then rolled over me Crushed me pretty good Crushed a nerve in my leg. I still don't have feeling they they're saying if I get feeling back in my left hip It won't be ever if there's a potentially that you have you'll have a numb leg for the rest of your life Just the hip. Yeah, there's a potential a strong potential that I will have a no feeling on my left hip for the rest of your life. Just the hip. Yeah, there's a potential, a strong potential that I will have a no feeling on my left hip

for the rest of my life. What injuries like this, sometimes they come back, sometimes they don't, you never know. Well, I mean, that's the nature of the game here and no, no, no. Not really. A physical comedian. Yeah, I don't know about that.

Well, that's what I said. I was like, when did you guys kind of turn into Jackass, you know, where they're doing these stunts? Like when Q sent the video to us, I saw I'm going over that jump and I was like, I didn't know he was experienced. Oh, I'm not. And then two seconds later, yeah. And then I saw that roll over and I was like, I mean, the fact that he texted it to us, let me know that he was okay. But when I saw you flip over, I got that, like that feeling. Like my mother's instituted this feeling of like everything is worst case scenario No matter what so like if somebody's five minutes late and you hear like a siren go off

They're you get worried they're dead in addition. No, I wouldn't get worried but Growing up that was always like if my father like I was in home yet. It was Edgar was dead But I try not to let it get to me, but when I saw that with Q, it did, like I had that weird feeling of like, oh my god, I hope he's okay. See, I had the feeling of, I was like, man, could you imagine? There's no way to push all the week could survive that.

Do you imagine it, like if that was something, that would have been the, maybe the most viewed video on YouTube if like something really bad happened Oh, he got like city of an hawking I mean that video would have made the rounds worldwide. I thought would have invited Well, it's a shame to see that it's the road rash. It keeps bleeding like That wrap better. You're supposed to let a breathe to the air Q is oozing all over the floor. My bed in the morning, it's like, make your posture just on the armors on my leg.

No, my back to back, nothing as bad as that. Like that's the worst one. So there was a mic pack on my right side. And when I hit the ground and the ATV immediately rolled on me, I heard a crunch and I felt just a pain shoot up. In my mind, I was like, I have lost, I just broke my head, turned out I broke the my pack, thank God. And then I tried to get up and I immediately went back down because the nerve had just gone on my leg and it was, there was a lot of pain, I caused a lot of get broke ribs. I got broken ribs. Yeah, I got broken ribs.

Like you just read cover for me. I can't get a break. And how are you tell how are you then saying that you're not a physical comedian? Because I mean, it's certainly funny that video. How about you're doing it for the sake of comedy, though? Yeah, but we're not like get an aberration. I don't think we're really physical. I don't think we're ever going to do it I want that again. I think that was the I was shocked and insurance covered that. Yeah, well the nitro circus guys... Usually you can't get insurance because they primarily are not physical comedians. They don't do... Like put themselves in danger that much.

I was talking about it. I mean, the show, a lot of the stunts that they're like the punishments involve jumping off fucking sheer clips. Here and there, yeah. They're up high up on like little trolleys and shit. Right. They're, they're, they're walking tightrope's allegedly. There's a conspiracy. I wasn't aware.

You'll remember that. I'm gonna save that for overkill. I remember, I remember when Eddie Wetter, he did it. I was like, it looked weird. Oh yeah. Yeah. It looked all harry jerky.

And why would they make the moment, the greatest moment of all time? Why would they pull back so far? But I showed you the footage. Yeah, I know, I'm all close to it. That was a joke. So, yeah, I guess, but it's not what we're known for, but you're right, I guess there has a,

I think that element is gone now. You're gonna eliminate the, I'm not doing it right. I guess there has a, I think that element is gone now. You're gonna, you're gonna eliminate the, I'm not doing it anymore. I'm not doing it. The Nitro Circus guys are very cool, very nice, I like them very much, but you're gonna have to let them down. Well, you know, what,

what's we're supposed to do in Nitro Circus, right? Well, the November 3rd, I don't know what I can do with Cantu. Like everything's in question now. The events probably will be better because I can't do it. If I can't do it because we're coming up with alternate plans for me, that might be better than the original. But we don't know if I can't do it and we don't.

And you just go inside a giant gerbable. You know, broken ribs. Oh, yeah. Maybe we'll like a midget clown or something. Right. Yeah, like you guys are wrestling. They could. Why don't you only do things that just break a Roman wrestling?

Why don't you only do things that maybe put your left hip at risk since that's already you don't have any feelings. So it wouldn't hurt. What do you do for the physical therapy that you have like to have to some sort of massage is nothing. Oh do you do for the physical therapy that you have like to have this? I'm sort of massage. There's nothing. Oh, I do have a prescription for, um, oxy. I know. And, uh, I was suggested that I, I'm a sub-encomic bookman.

I crash on an ATV that I get. What do they call it? Like medical massage therapy. That's all. Yeah. So, yeah, your hips. Yeah, my whole body. Don't go to Wells-guy in the mall. So I'm back to feeling in that hip.

I don't know if it's a bring back to me. I think the only thing I can do that is time. The nerve has to reattach itself. Well, so it's been a rough week and then to just be called Puzzle via social media the entire time. I got to tell you it's a downer man, it doesn't feel right. I'll tell you what, since... I wanna rescind it. With Waltz support, I named you Puzzle all the week.

That's right for you. But yeah, after seeing this and you coming down here, and I'm looking at you, you are, you're all scraped up. I'm in pain and you're walking very stiff. Yeah, so thank you. Yeah, but I mean, let's be honest. I mean, it's you have, you've had to bow out because of physical things too though. So it's a bit That was your that was your fault for not naming me Pusful the week Yeah, the car the car was no Pusful Certainly not a pusole that we always at like man a decade member time magazine right? Yeah, you know Pusful of the decade. Still Hitler. I don't know. I just wanted that. I wanted to make my case for forgetting that we're sending. Okay.

Yeah. It's officially been taken. Thank you. Strike it. Like you're like you're on a jury disregard that you never heard that. Yeah. That's right. That is permanently removed from your record. I appreciate it. Tell them Steve Dave Towns. Thank you. All the town records now have it, you know. Right. It's been a red line. It's been expunged. Yeah, it's been expunged. It's been expunged. Yeah, it's been expunged.

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OK. So we got, OK, so this is our Halloween episode. We got some Halloween stuff here. We got some post holes. I'm curious to see what you guys think about this. This happened a few weeks ago. Not very far but closes controversial mental institution themed haunted house. No. Yes. Fear VR, virtual reality, I guess it's supposed to be, was in New haunted house at not scary scary farm and it was about a possessed patient

running around a mental institution. They closed it down because one guy complained. His son got shot by the cops because he was like a schizophrenic and I guess he was freaking out and the cops shot him and he wants everyone to know that a mental illness is no joke. They're more likely to be a victim of crime than to commit a crime. But murder is no joke. Yeah, and like we saw like Jason machetes. Yeah, so I mean we are.

Well my son was murdered. I could call him not very far and be like, hey man, my son was murdered. I could call him not very far from me. Like, hey, man, my son was murdered. How dare you highlight murder? And damn it. It certainly seems like it's pointing everything's pointing in that direction. It's, you know, eventually that will happen. I think and we'll have to only be dressed up as like rainbow

ponies, you know, because there'll be no more scary. Is there anything? Oh, no, not for the games, just because it was cheerful. Okay. You know, cheerful and non-threatening. Right. And non, you know, it doesn't trigger anything. Right.

Get him as your mic on. No. You turn on. Uh, can ponies be scary? Uh, there's some people, yeah. This is the guy who is, I hope you ever who is have you ever fought down by a pool noodle But you've dealt with ponies, right? Yeah on the farm. Yeah, as it has a pony ever injured anybody on the farm No, no, no, no, no

No, but they you know some people it's have you heard of rogue ponies? I heard about one who a person was a foot at a circus, but That might have been part donkey. I'm not sure So no pure bread ponies to your knowledge have this made this made you angry, though, huh? It didn't make me okay. This isn't the one that moved my needle Troy sent me an article I read next that it move my needle, Troy sent me an article I read next that it fucking, it made me so mad that I almost came down to do an emergency pod. I want to hear that one then. Yeah. Well, there's my question.

I mean, it seems both you guys agree that it's just, it's like one person, like nobody saying that somebody with schizophrenia, like it's supposed to be haunted. Well, did you say he's possessed? Yeah. So what the fuck? They're saying, this guy is saying that Los Angeles Reds is in the blah, blah, blah, pending open letter about knots to an LA Times editor. Not very farmer is horrifying because it demonizes people with mental illness.

Shame on not very farmer and shame on LA Times for presenting illness as entertainment. I mean, and on one hand, you really can't see two sides, like you can't see that it is a fucking insensitive in a world we live in now where we're trying to make it that mental illness is not, so such a stigma in society that you don't see that you could, you know, eventually would get to this point. Right. You don't think that, you know, you didn't see that you could you know, they eventually would get to this point You don't think that you know, you didn't see this coming No, because the mental I mean there are so many haunted Asylums across the country this one isn't gonna not very far He's making money in so many other ways that I think to them. It's like a twerth of PR It was not scary for well they, they called it not scary form.

They changed it during the Halloween. Oh, okay. But these other places where the Halloween season is, they're bread and butter, these like a silence or these haunted houses. Or the prisons, what's one down in not fully? Yeah, but I mean, they just are asleep. But you just have to, but like things evolved though,

and you have to change with the times. I mean, you could still have scary, but just don't be in a silent though. Just be like aliens or, you know, like Mexicans. You know what I mean? Like otherworldly aliens or interdimensional things that cannot be clowns. So something so unrealistic. Oh, you can't be a clown. Yeah, come on man. Yeah, like you can't dress as a clown anymore Clowns are getting beaten up. I did let me see have you ever heard of this once in house. I did want in Pittsburgh two weeks ago It's apparently like a famous one across the country. I'll tell you what, they should let the people with mental illness take a vote.

Not some guy who's- Are they allowed to vote? Clown up. Sure. I mean, an election. I mean, like, can they vote for- I mean, just for Halloween. Yeah.

I mean, are they really like- I mean, like, is somebody who's really like really, really out there, are they allowed to be like, I could cast my vote? Like, knowing that they, you know, I mean, they don't have a, they don't have a, they don't have a, a toe in reality. But there's so many times that it's not the peep, it's not the group itself that gets offended. It's people who get offended on behalf of the group. And then they go to the news and then the stuff gets banned or, you know, panned. And sometimes, you know, the groups themselves will fight back and say, well, you know, we don't agree with you. Like, I know there was a big thing about speeding in Zalas. People came forward and said speeding in Zalas presents a negative stereotype of, you know, Latinos. And then Latino, Latino groups came forward and said, no, he said, you

know, he's like mega popular, Mexico, I know. This is it. So this is it called the scarehouse in Pittsburgh. And it was, it was fucking awesome. And there are. And eventually ill people running around. There are.

And then if you go into the basement, it's one of those ones where they get touch you and like put hoods on you and slap you and she like that. To slap you. Yeah. that. I slapped you. Yeah. How much was this for? First shirt you're driving. Oh, I got slapped.

You got slapped? Yeah. They put a hood on me and they're saying it was one of the fucking well-makes. Hey, easy. Come here. You look fucking nuts. My God, take that gown off. Trick or tweet.

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Prison mug shot when he got arrested. Oh, does this trigger you? Are you offended by this shirt in any way? I'm not offended, but it does trigger me. Back to a time when I was innocently driving down the street with my tinted license plates pulled over by the long arm armed the law and made the sign order crash. Yeah. I'd take pictures. Yeah. Thrown in with common criminals. Right.

Murderers, rapists, clowns. There was a couple clowns in there. They didn't know why they were in there. They hadn't heard them this. No. I know it doesn't trick. Do you, does a haunted prison trick? It has, no. It doesn't. It has my full endorsement. I know it does not do does a haunted prison trick it has no it doesn't it has my full endorsement I love it every time I wear this shirt it gets so

much so many comments the reaction is always people do love it overwhelmingly popular so I'm asking you are we going to sell this shirt that's a number that's that that the plan. That was a question people keep asking me. Are you gonna sell them? Yes. It's true. This. I don't know when, but we'll get it up there soon. So everybody could wear their... It's a fucking dope shirt, man. Yeah, it's great. There's some sort of logo on it though. Oh, what do you mean? Something you know, spice it up a little bit like a logo or something on it. Maybe a four-color demons.

Yeah? Logo on this one. What's the main on there? Just spice it up a little. I love that I'm wearing the 12 Steve Dave share. Yeah, it's pretty great. That's a great part. If I had had named a favorite part of my mug shot.

Could they colorize me with the TST logo? Yeah, I think we could do anything with computers nowadays. Yeah, right. Let's see what we could do Because I wore it on a on tour and I got I guess I got that answer question a lot. Oh, yeah All right available soon All right, I wasn't sure if you were gonna go for it. I'm glad you are of course Come on, man Who's more liberal than me sweet? All right, so Walt you have some stuff prepared for us a special Halloween game

Now that we've got a really game. It's a story line. Oh, a storyline. This is impressive. Like a theme. And the theme was Tellum Steve Dave's or TSD's in Ferno. TSD goes to Hell. Okay. And you guys would visit the nine circles of Hell. In each circle you have This is a thing that is really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really hell or then we move on to heaven because isn't that what happens in the poem like Virgil brings them through. Don't ruin it. I'm not looking. I'm looking for a heart before the horse. Sorry. As usual. Yeah. I know I'm getting stuck in hell. So now to get into hell you're gonna need a ferryman or a guide. I'm gonna be that guide. You're chair on. But not so much me but a Baron von Fountain, Baron von Flanagan on the guide. So to begin you got a summon the Baron. Baron will appear, he'll lead you guys into hell. Alright now to summon the Baron. So we're dead. No, no, no, I'm gonna take you into

hell as the Baron after you summon them. But you've got to you've got to sell to summon the Baron you have to sell your soul. Okay to the Baron? No, that's the thing. You don't sell your soul to the baron. Can you hand that to cute? You read this? Okay. Sell of it your soul. Wow. So open this and read that and you end and Go ahead. Oh, genius. So sell my soul. Okay. Casper is a sleep brand that created one perfect mattress sold directly to consumers, eliminating commission driven inflated prices.

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micro thin strands of, just snap. It's almost a guarantee by some chance you do reach the ninth circle that to both of you, along with any listeners who choose to join us on this journey, will end up irreversibly insane. I'm glad how two thirds of our crew is almost illiterate. He's saying TST as the fucking code for Casper. You're over here stumbling and stammering. We got a dyslexic over here. He's sad dyslexic. Oh no, we're all bruised here. What did I stammer on? Go ahead Baron, I don't question you. You're just dead. All right. Do you both wish to continue? Yes, I'm ready come on man. We're going to hell you fucking stop texting her fuck that I'm putting up a picture of you in the shirt

No good now put her put that fucking picture up on merch table. We're gonna put a picture up of it. Okay Okay, yes, I fucking does no good. He's selling soul right now Yeah for again to nobody though He's like and he's I'm gonna die for his soul Yeah, that's about what it's worth All right, come on all right, I'm ready. I do you both wish to continue. Yes, yes Before we begin a final warning to the listeners now is a time to turn this episode off You wish to have any hope of remaining whole

Now is the time to turn this episode off. You wish to have any hope of remaining whole. TSD cannot and will not be responsible for the implications that listing this episode may or may not cause. Have been warmed. See what I mean? And the barren is absolved. Let us proceed into hell. Hell, hell, hell, hell, hell.

Hell, hell, hell. How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? This is hell the first circle of hell we're approaching it. Okay. You hear the winds how come? If Declan did his job we did the winds passing through an empty chasm nothing of substance exists here Just a sad vast barren wasteland that stretches on and on and on Hold The Lord of the first circle approaches The Lord of the First Circle approaches, bow to the Lord of Limbo, both of you. It's like the limbo, like with the rod that people duck under? No, the first circle of hell is called limbo. I'm fucking around.

Walt has the top hat on. Amazing. How you guys? Yes. Bow to limbo. Hey guys, welcome to hell. It's me, Ming. Okay, to get out of limbo, each of you are going to have to listen to clips of iconic horror movies,

correctly identified. Easy, right? One catch, in limbo, it's all about Ming. So I'll be inserting myself into each clip. Good luck guys. Okay, you guys hear that what's your task the first time that the Lord of limbo has What's worth to you? He's gonna play clips. Why don't play clips? Is it is a tiff of tata? We're going insane. You're a team. We're a team Oh, you have to get these all right as far as you can't move on there is no getting it wrong Wait, we're a team going through hell to go. Yeah, dude. That's a dream for me. I know. I feel like that's the description of my life

This a team getting through hell. Okay, you're ready for the first clip. All right, you've got to correctly Can't get this wrong or you can't get out of a limbo The game's over really yeah sure ready I'm carrots. Try to preach your stuff. Let me get a hold of that crucifix, Patrick. It's a feather. Now you see it? Oh, you know what the police did. I mean, I feel like we're going to get out of limbo, buddy.

Well, there's all there's four clips. That's just one of them. Oh, at the same time, I don't remember a lot of that from the movie. But you're contextual, you know. Yeah. I thought that Ming was going to be doing the lines, not like he was inserting himself in the scene. It's even better this way now.

It's 10 times better than I thought it was going to be. Where did he put that crucifix? Oh my. crucifix So you guys you guys either here together you know it I know it you know I know it before you say you want to confer I mean it's access to the extra system the accessist ferryman needs an. The baron wants to know what's Clip is it? Yeah, we said the extra system. The extra system. Yes, correct.

Correct. Clip number one is correct. Excellent. Clip number two. I can't believe you set up an entire game that, like, if we couldn't get that, it would be over already. Well, I mean, I set it up for it. This is hell for dummies.

Yeah. You're Johnny! Stay with me. I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. Oh my gosh, he's so lame. Alright guys. I'm in the shining.

Shining? The shining. Very iconic scene from the shining. Yeah you guys, now those two movies. Mm-hmm. Take belong in the horror Hall of Fame. Oh god, yes. Yeah. The horror movie Hall of Fame, they both get in there first ballot.

Absolutely. Top 10. Both within the top 10. Okay, at the end, I'd like to get your thoughts, like all four clips. You put them in a numerical order of importance or in terms of, you know, which is the greatest all-time harming. Okay. Alright, so you got that right too.

Well, if you're a great start. Ming. I just keep laughing. All right, clip number three out of four. It rubs a lotion on its skin. Does it whenever it's told? Mr. My family will take care of whatever is in your house. We don't take it. Is that tabby? Rubs a lotion on its skin. Where else it gets the hose again? Mr. My family will pay cash whatever it is you're in this house. Is that tabby? Rub's a lotion on his skin.

Or else it gets the hose again. Yes it will, precious. It will get the hose. Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Mr. You let me go.

I won't press charges. I promise. See, my mom is a real important woman. I guess you are already now. Now, place is a lotion in the basket. Please. I can't let me hear you. Please.

Oh, I got home, please. Please. Place is a lotion in the basket! Please, no! I'll just do that! I'll stick! What the fucking lotion in the basket? So good! Oh God amazing I'll say this much. I want to see Ming in every horror movie from now You guys got a guess sure of course pretty solid guess after we have to leave the first line

Silence of the lambs. Solicit the lamps? Yes, sir. That's correct. There's just something so different, like, Jane Gunn saying like... What the fuck are we doing about our story? I'm ending being like... What the fuck are we doing in the past, can I? Isn't that more disturbing?

It's not that weird, yeah. In that laugh, that's soulless laugh. It's like the most empty laugh of all time He's already been through the night circles All right last one guys come on Kia we can't forget the tough as well. It is Is the I've made this one the hardest one just one just got to be there's always got to be a curve wall Sporch and the further regions of experience demons disarmed angels to others We solved the box we came now you must come with us. Listen to our play. Hello!

Welcome to IZOT Comics, so we've come to follow the recording. Procesting the whole of the comic of the fan now. It's our secret stash. My name is Machen. Oh, no tears, please. It's a winnest, a good suffering. She's disgr. Alright. Yeah, I think we can agree, Q. How are we, sir?

Yep. Oh, razor. Alright, let's see what Ming has to say. Congrats, guys. You're moving on to circle two. Gotta say, I'm a little disappointed. I thought you'd be joining me here in limbo, a bit longer. Boy, did I have plans as well as an infinite number of hats?

I'm gonna have you model, Brian. Yeah, make sure you look good in a hat Brian see you guys later alright you're at a limbalt alright so what are those four movies are where do you play some in terms of personal well all time all time Harlist I think people would go Exorcist Silence of the lambs shining Hellraiser. Hmm. I think normally that's the the order people would put them. I would go exorcist shining Silence the land teller is there you don't think more people are aware of

Sounds the land, telleries, or you know, they're more people are aware of sounds the lambs of all the sequels and maybe vulnerable and all that shit. I just think it's hers of like scary Yeah, you went exercise first then shining. I think so I agree. Yeah Cuz exercise is scared to fuck out of me when I was a kid It still does. It still has a it makes makes you watch it and you're like something about it. It just feels Really evil even like the non demonic shit like when they're having the party and she's like you're gonna die up there and just pisses all I don't think it could ever be matched. Yeah, I don't I just think now we're just so I guess maybe because our age too But there's nothing that's going to stop it. Yeah, but I mean, when it came out, it had to have been like mind blowing. Yeah, mind

of modern day equivalent of clowns now. All right, let me go back. So we're on to circle two. Oh, the sounds of desire and fornication cannot run out the cries of agony and despair as we approach circle number two And there could be only one being to rule in this ring of filth and degradation Bend your knees for the Prince of lust Howdy welcome to get him Steve days ring a lust That's right. I am the personification of lust. I am a man dying of thirst who just craves salt. I am to other passions with the nervous fluid is to life.

I support them all. I lend strength to them all. Ambition, cruelty, Averis, and revenge. All are founded on me. Whether it's car on material or a shining is it, but it's all the same. Okay guys, you're gonna play a family few type game where you have three strikes to guess the top five answers to name

something people lust after. When did it get out? When did some other genition lessons from Maxwell? Why that cut out? There's a Southern gentleman, right? Well, I know, there's always a twist. So here's where we're ratcheting up the madness. All the while, while you were trying to think of the answers, an audio clip of me lustfully masturbating

will play on a loop in the background and an effort to distract. The Baron warned you all, it was gonna get crazy up in here. That's where the madness comes in. Why is he like a southern? It's like a fog horn. It's like, wow, it's like, wow, six.

I have no idea. That was not direction of my phone, right? Why did you just go on guitar? Yeah, man, I'm so do you get the idea of what's going on here, Q? So yeah, we're going to be in the family here. If any of you jerks off, you can all wait, too. There's an audio clip.

He's not going to do it in front of you. You're not supposed to be here right now. All right, got it. But now he is here, so is he going to sure go? No, no, no, no, it's just an audio clip to try try to distract you so you can't Because you know the top five things people lust after it's kind of easy to think of but not while you're trying to Block this out of your brain. So let me know when you're ready to start. Oh, I guess we're ready, right? Okay, who's gonna go first? You take it right?

All right, all right, Brian go ahead. All right. Let me hit the internet. Give me answer. The first five things that people have something after. People lost after. You have die love connection. They lust after money. They lust after money. Whose decision was it to give him die low power Yes people lust after wealth Okay, you're up. I mean sex Sex it's up there Bing Bing right now. We just got to get one more. No, you got five things We got to get all five right? Yeah, Without any strikes. Okay, uh power. That's five hours up there We got what do we got oh my god That's disgusting girl. We got sex money power sex money power

Hmm Jesus Christ already knows not him because there's a girl I just want to go back to my notes We got sex money power Sex money power Yeah, I went for this baby Yeah Oh It's working on me

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Respect I heard you the respect. It's up there Do people what's after respect is that a common sure I want to get to work. Yeah, I wasn't aware 48 years That was all right. Yeah, everything's fine. Yeah, everything's fine. Okay. All right. All right. I'll talk to you later. Bye. Well, you can't be off And shit. All right. You got it all you made it through How long did you record? Well, let's see what happens now Well done you're free to move on but can anyone honestly say they will be able to ever move

on after this? See you guys soon. Sinner than you think. Oh, damn. It's disgusting. All right. Oh, good. So now you have a new low. I can't believe we're breezing through these rings. So easily, not in a million years when I've guessed respect Actually it was sex wealth fame power and respect wow Those were the top five things people lust after I've you guys ever lusted after any of that stuff I Haven't given up long ago

I've never got any of them with you, you ever lusted after all those? Not fame, definitely money, definitely sex. Yes. What was the rest? Power? Power? Power of my own destiny, not power over other people. Respect?

Yeah, man, that really, I don't really care what other people think. I would ask you, but you just masturbated all the time. We know respect not something you're chasing after. We're ready to go there for it. All right, so you guys are able to move on. We're on the circle three, which is gluttony. Mm. That's special to you.

I'll use this one. Now when you think of the word gluttony, what's the one phrase, glutton for what? Punishment. Punishment, right? So that's why in circle, a glutton for what? Punishment. Punishment, right? So that's why in circle three gluttony, I thought it was the perfect time for to bring in the only ring leader

or circle master to the table. He's the only one that does not have an audio clip. So back to back, we're going to get him. Oh no, we get through the fucking, we get through the second circle, and he's the third as well. I told you it was crazy and hell is, you don't want to be here listeners. I mean, listen to this as a warning. You don't want to be in hell. It's a bad place,

right? Right? Get him. Yes. All right. So now it's, and keep him with the theme of glutton for punishment. We are going to play the all new, all different, all improved. No, no. No. No. God damn it. No.

Oh, God. God damn it. That's a Halloween edition of this like you. Halloween jerk off. What? A this like Halloween jerk off I rather listen to jerk off Which really like oh god not dislikes you So We'll have it's you hasn't sure me that it's been refined and fine tuned

It's Halloween themed and you also have okay You also have cards Look at this dyslexia get out of hell So if you don't get the answer right you can play one of your dyslexia get out of hell cards. Okay, all right So if you need to get out of it, I'll hand the card to get him and he'll read what you guys have to do Okay, all right, so get him You get him will be reading you as a team and you guys have to guess And we're going backwards now everything's got that's where I made the biggest mistake last time was everything has to be backwards Including the gameplay okay, so the first thing you hear is going to be the word associated

Okay, the last thing you'll hear is him speaking it backwards Okay Okay last thing you'll hear is him speaking it backwards. Okay. Okay. All right. I guess. No, no, that's the last thing. So you can play the card in between that. Got it.

Okay. You got four cards to play. So we're going to get the opposite thing first and then the word. Yeah. Okay, you ready? Last time I thought that's how it went last time. Nope.

We went with the phonetic pronunciation. Tell Suzanne you'll be home soon. Jesus Christ, dude. This is a picture of the Baron now. Start right now. You start with clue number one. Clue number one. Lowering bald.

Wait, lowering bald? Lowering bald. So this is... Halloween feet. Halloween centric. Okay, so high hair. Wrong. Wait. Wait a second, it's not gonna work.

You guys, you threw it out, you guys should confer before you... I was conferring. You looked right at get them. So was. You looked right at them. so was you look right at him This is do you want now you're gonna have to play a card now But I didn't we didn't lock in an answer and I thought I know he's so buzzer happy right Like he just wants to fucking shut us down

So you got a play card I will be next time in the next round do not just fucking to blow it out But I was I was working it out. You spoke directly to get him. I saw you So what so you should have been like you shouldn't you said it so when the fuck have you put get him in charge as the be all-end all-word Anything All right Only here Alright, so I don't get them to the boss Only here Oh, sorry you're gonna tell us the answer to you. No. Yeah, you can play you have to get this right to move on So you have to play when your cards. Oh, okay. It's on with the car. This so it was

It was way all on all was with this is gonna help us. It was lowering lowering bald was the last one Lowering bald was the Okay, okay now you're gonna're going to now you have to play. So raising hair is not it? No. Okay. What's I was looking at Brian? But it's too bad that you wasted it. You got it right. Yeah, because you would have to reverse it. It was hair raising. Yeah, just because I was looking at. I'm gonna go at the

place. You know, and in hell. Or the demon's taking it. Even in hell that we have a heart. All right. I'll let that one go. All right, thank you. Thank you. Okay, we're gonna give you that one. Correct.

Okay, thank you. Okay. All right, Nikom down, Q. Sorry. I'm sorry. It's the heat, right? All the flickering flames around us. It's that.

It's the lock of our arms. It's the right. Get them flickering flames around us. It's that it's a lock of injuries That get them left behind from the last round All right, Harry go to go to number two all right atheist destroy looking a Brian Adios destroy okay, so the opposite of destroy is create or build the opposite of Atheist believer. So it would be 10 seconds. Come on, man. People are listening to this. They want to listen to you stumble. But they're trying to work about to yeah, they're not in the atheist bold. No, no, not all those He's dizzy. No, it's a belief it's what was it say the game? Get them atheist destroy all right, come on. I got it busted man

Atheist destroy so create all right play the card your card is call the selector we actually we've got I've got it the selector person online and I'll help this stand this yeah I buy this is the first one do I listen to when do I listen to him say backwards that's the last thing of this if he can't get it now that he does it everything's in reverse I got it who's the selector he's a guy I said out that he's he's also this is good for us because he um you won't you won't wreck you guys you definitely won't Who's the slicer? He's a guy I found out that he's also this is good for us because he um, he's the best example of approval. You definitely won't write here, so we found out like, Hey, is this Tucker?

This is Tucker. Hey Tucker, it's, tell him Steve Dave. How are you guys doing tonight? Good. Very confused, Tucker. Yeah, we need your help. Now you, I need you, a dys a just less a just less exchangeers help So we don't get busted

Now Tucker was the first person when I put out the remember I asked for people who had dyslexia Listen to call to write into me. Yes, so I could develop the game. He's helped me develop the game He's come up with this this challenge this this new wrinkle in the game to call a dyslexic to help you with the clues. So Tucker is a lesser demon that's going to give us a head. And he also gives us the ability to call the game dyslexia. Okay, John. We have him a plus two. Right. He's he masturbating right now.

Yes, no, he has no reference to that. Okay, he was a part of the ring too. So Tucker, you're going to hear, get him is going to give you the two word clue. He's like, no, no, he's right. And you're going to have to tell us what the clue is. Okay, what the answer is to the two word clue. Okay. You should see the setup.

All the tabs going on a phone going through a little blue to the speaker. I think. Okay. Can you hear again? Get him speak six years. I'm sure he's going to the speaker. Can you hear again? Get him speak. Six years. I think he's gonna do this.

Can you hear that? Okay, so you ready Tucker? I am ready. Okay, the clue is atheist destroy. atheist destroy. How much time do I have? We'll give you a little bit of time. With a fucking little...

You're dyslexic. You've got a half hour. An atheist destroy? Who the fuck in the room? You're dyslexic. You've got a half hour. Yeah, what's the opposite of destroy? Yeah, yes What's the opposite of atheist? Holy shit, I-I-acquoo. Where's fucking Simee? Where's Simee right now?

Where is he? Do you gotta play this for? Some of this family. He's somewhere not turning a TV on. Should we be worried that Stacy got it too? She got it too? Do you have dyslexia? No Tucker thank you We have to continue where we are in hell right now More ways the one will probably be calling you back

You are so yeah, you're somewhere in heaven hell. Yeah, you're in Belford, right? You know that talking to a Bluetooth speaker doesn't help in heaven hell yeah you're in belford right you know that talking to a blue tooth speaker doesn't help right? oh does it? all right man stay close to your phone because these guys may need your help again I want to definitely call you back one more time because that was fucking amazing all right so staying on your phone all right? all right I got this connect right now though don't go to work.

all right fine talk ignore your children All right, that is pretty good because like with destroy all I could think of was create Yeah, I got stuck on create and then trying to think of the opposite of atheists all right next clue Thank you, too. He's a hot remember guys. He's a Halloween. You're right centric words, so that gives you a leg up You already know that it has to be Social Halloween. You're right. You're right. We got this next one. I'll say that yeah, like Your opposites are very good this time. It's not like horse and car. Yeah, like that was a good one

I should I feel like I should have gotten it. You I see look on your face, still saying, I guess, horse and car are opposites. But when the fuck, what exactly would I hope to what happened? That's a real game show, man. You call a real person that has the gift. I'll play this for Simee. Do you have many times you think Tucker is referred to this like Simee's gift?

But in his experience, it's... Simee still has a job job after almost getting me killed on Monday and we can run this by him again. Alright, okay next one, you both ready? Yes. How many do we have to get ready? Got all of them. How many other?

A lot. Really? Oh, I got it hurts. Oh, we got it. Are you ready? Oh You ready okay alive good alive good well the opposite of alive is dead and the opposite of good is bad or evil dead Would we say evil dead is the answer, Brian? Let's go. Let's go. Evil dead. Correct. Yes. Excellent. Nice. Three for three. Speaking of which. Yes. I got stars based just on your recommendation. How awesome is it? I can't believe how much

I love it. As for evil dead is fucking amazing. It's amazing. Really good. Yeah. You got it just for that, huh? Yeah. It's worth's worth it well I figured like it's three seasons in if I get started for a month it's like nine bucks so I can watch the whole thing and then yeah yeah I definitely want I have stars so I just haven't watched it but I've heard nothing but it's amazing I love Pablo right away yeah yeah Pablo's great the whole cast is great Bruce Campbell's just like you were big always a big fan of the franchise yeah yeah well he Bruce Campbell's just like you were always a big fan of the franchise. Yeah, yeah, well he Bruce Campbell's I Think he's one of three select two celebrities. I met my entire life

Didn't that I couldn't even talk to that. I was just too too nervous to be around He's one of two who's the other one? Oh, they're gonna say Roddy Piper and no right now I was able to talk to but at Comic Con three weeks ago I was in the same green room as as Bruce Campbell and I couldn't even look at him without getting butterflies in my stomach. Guys, he's... It's nice to see that you still have to do it. He's the best. He's the fucking best man.

He's just so good in it. Alright, ready for the next one? Sure. Yeah, he brought a roll. You're on a roll, you haven't got any roll yet. You did need some help right right and I did have to give you a break on one That's how we appreciate that because you're a petulant. Yes, all right Okay, ready yes Dog white

Black cap oh Yeah, but I can know so petulant though. I was looking at Brian really said it Imagine if you got it wrong you'd be stuck in hell, but I do it That wasn't get him No, I have to modulate how I say it I purposely I'm looking at you're so loud though that it feels like even to the him an elicirate that you're like giving an answer You got to say it almost as a question it before you don't say it so matter Question yourself All right next one get them

mammal angel mammal angel Don't show it anything The opposite of angel is a demon or devil right? So in the opposite of mammal is Well mammals are on land. There's a lot of ways we can go here. Yeah, so water and amphibian devil No, I don't water devil is not our answer You both are looking very

level is not our answer. I was even here. You both are looking very confused. So I know right away that you guys are not giving me an answer. It's by the other look of confusion. What are the words again? Mammal Angel. You guys are going to have to play a card. It sounds like, which is all right.

You got these cards. So don't take it too hard if you don't get it. Mammal? Well, what's the opposite of an angel, Brian? Demon, right? I would say demon. And the opposite of a mammal. Would be an amphibian. Okay, guys, 10 seconds.

Reptile. I'm gonna need it for the next clue. All right, guys. I'm gonna have a fib of a mammal. All right, guys, I'm sorry. What's the point of the human? Something to do? No more answers, no more thinking. Okay, so the next card you guys are going to play,

the Celestial Card. Is there any game that makes you feel better than this game? I mean, I got the last two, bro. I don't even know. You want the Celestial? We're going to get stuck here and now. This is where another new wrinkle, cute.

Yeah. We combine two fan favorite games into one Flexia and that's get him payment. You know now here a clip a Backwards clip of a song performed by gittim Steve Dave. That's Halloween center. Okay. Got it. Wait this No, you get to you'll get to you're using this and Throwing that out. I'll tell you what it was right now. Tell them what it was, get them. Devilfish.

I was gonna say devilfish, and I'm like, what, but that doesn't mean anything. But the opposite of a mammal is in a fish. You had it right, it's in the water. And it breathes in the water, and a mammal doesn't breath in the water, maybe I just come up to the surface. You're a close-wear fan.

But you've also got to think though, like what is a Halloween centric word? I'm so afraid to say double fish though because I'm like that doesn't really make any sense it wouldn't be devil fish Is there such Over and done you're gonna get right but you got you still have a chance to get this right? Let's focus on this. That's getting Tammy Carter. Okay, all right. So there's gonna be a backward song is it a holler is a song Halloween Halloween centric I'm putting it on a tee And just like I was fucking run up and kick it, you

Hahaha Samus namudidi Samus namudidi Samus namudidi Samus namudidi Samus namudidi Alright, so good Samus namudidi

Samus namudidi Samus namudidi Samus namudidi I'm a shambles nomadigie Yeah, I mean I'll go monster mash with You know monster mash is the answer Thank you all right. I'm gonna go to the next one. Wow What certainly feels like hell is like yeah, like you feel like you're gonna sleep so hard tonight Okay, I should have taken the fucking paint Oh my god, I'm an agony

Ready for the next one maybe this is the half one all right hold on This is about to take a pink or hell. Yeah, hold on what milligram did they give you just like Just like you want to smell them like carry sleep. Yeah leaf. You tell me. It's true, like Pavlov's dog. Alright. I'm gonna take a look at these. Alright. Well, I'll take code on. F, 5, you post. Fives? Yeah. Oh, this is nothing. I used to take the equivalent of 75 of them a day. Holy fuck. Alright. Here we go. Alright. Thank you. Thank you. Nurse Patel. Certainly you chew them up before you use the cell phone, all right?

Well, I said this on pussy. That's my friend, I can't believe it wasn't your friend. We're going to put it in the cell phone. Dem just smart pills now, now you're on. Now you're going to be working on all the shoulders. Yeah, we can't get it, but we're a straight. But I'm going to give you an out-of-the-roll to balance you out. All right, I'm straight. All right, you're right. You're right, man. It's Halloween centric're a straight. I'm gonna give you an out-of-roll to balance you out. Alright, I'm straight.

Alright, you're out. You're a real nice. Halloween centric. I know, I'm sorry. It's just hard to think it was my fucking tailbone is bounding. Alright, here we go. Work, adults, work, adults.

Child's play. Cute. Oh! Yes, sounds play. I got it. Yes, sounds play. Correct, they're nice. Mm-hmm. Ready for the next one? Yes. Roll right into it. Oh Yes, stop play I got a Correct answer nice Ray for the next one. Yes roll right into it. Okay. This is hell peace unlock peace unlock

Brian the opposite of peace is war warlock Did you leave sans movie warlock warlock? Can I look at him and say it? I would. Warlock. Yes. Oh. All right.

As an unfair advantage, they took those pills, and now he's obviously dead. All right, it's just, yeah. Be sure to tell him Steve Dayne's going to have fucking drug tests. All right. This next one's three words, but the middle word doesn't really matter.

So it's vegetable nor John. Wait, the middle word doesn't matter. It matters. It matters. Why are you saying it doesn't matter? It's throwing it off. Everything's the opposite, including the middle word. What's the opposite of John?

Because he's got meat and vegetables, the opposite of vegetables and meat, right? Yeah, John, the opposite of vegetables and meat right yeah John the opposite of John I have a feeling this is one of those horse cars but John the name John the use for bathroom John a prostitute's Vegetable nor John well something or prostitute something in prostitute is it was the opposite of nor and right? That's why you think so yeah, so something and Meet and prostitute assuming that vegetable is the opposite of meat All right guys, you're gonna have to a new new card come out. Well what was answered about? Oh wait what? Tell me the answer. Trick or treat. Trick, John's and

tricks. Okay. Yeah. Wait, but it's the opposite of a treat. You know what I want to say? No kid wants to direct. Oh those fucking shit Wait also A John is a trick not the opposite of a trick We'll be not it's over you miss it. You got a wrong Tricks is it's ask a creator, but trick is not the opposite of a John I feel like we should have gotten that one. It doesn't matter because or is not the opposite of nowhere or is not the opposite of nor You gotta come on man, that was the quality control in hell. We're only at circle three We got fucking nine to get through you say on

You're ready as an hour to creators play now So I like we should be keeping that one and maybe the creators plays for the next one No, why you think because it makes sense it was wrong or isn't the opposite of nor is it is I looked it up Yes, it is I looked up. I actually looked up. What is the opposite of nor I looked it up it said or Okay, I believe you were that it's nor that right but process to is it is it The process John is a trick. Yeah, he turns tricks. Yeah, yeah, he's right. No, he's A giant. All right, ready to create a ploy. Yeah, the opposite of the John would be hooker Or press course, but don't worry about it for a run. Let's not get upset. Let's not get upset. Come on

We're already gonna get out of here. We're only in the fucking third circle We gotta get him out of here. All right, so so since we've developed the game where the creators, Yes, we should have a major, major leg up on getting this right. Oh definitely. And we get it right. I feel like I lost my mind. The two of you are standing on each other, pretending like this isn't set up already.

And the hat is where to fuck a top hat. Get him did a ball to put his teeth in tonight. Like everything just feels surreal. There's a mile high stack of greasy wrappers that get him his ditch. I did some sugar. I can't even see him over the Reese's rappers We're the creators right?

I was like, oh fuck an ATV win over me. You're gonna legally dead for five minutes. And he'd much rather be back there. Maybe you are dead. Maybe you fucking die 72 hours going you're in hell right now. You're gonna make it through. I'm trying to bring you back. The barren's trying to bring you back right now. It's totally believable because like thinking that I may have committed suicide.

Oh, it's really plausible. Look, your both are dead. This couldn't accept it. God. This whole thing is an exercise that you accept and you're dead and in hell. Accepting the inevitable. Oh, God. All right, so this card cue when you talk tomy, is that we as the creators will come out

right onto the stage. Yeah. We'll introduce us as like we get where the GUNES is behind the whole game. Yeah. We are in so in tune with each other that we can do this. Okay. And we will come in and we will s- you know, we'll spell the person to move on to the next round You ready get him? Yes, I'm ready

Not since quiz show That came from it so fucked up and crooked Why hasn't I think how are you gonna get it wrong? He hasn't know what the clue is okay Like he's been challenging the barons integrity Are you kidding me? I mean, I'm not about obviously I had to give an easy one though because you need to get it rock fuck right? I want him to get it right okay Spoon

Spoon. Spoon. Spoon. Bat. Spoon. Opposite to spoon. Spork. Yeah and it's a Halloween themed world. Even I got this one already. That's the fuck. Well it has to be easy. He has to get it right. I can't believe he hasn't got me yet. Opposite to bat. Opposite to bat. he used the bat to hit the ball. so if you're the batter, the opposite would be the pitchfork. yeah! that one we don't get. I count towards you. we're giving you opposite of every car. but you weren't but you guys still are not I don't think you guys are really concentrating on. We got to stare at each other's eyes a little bit more. It does help. He sounded like a fucking bath. Come on that's exciting. Make you imagine on TV. Yeah. You're coming out though like and now the faces of dyslexia ladies and gentlemen.

Now the faces of dyslexia ladies and gentlemen. Whopped this outfit with a top hat. Get them looking like they just fished them out of a homeless mission. We pulled this gentleman out of the suit line. That's how geniuses look though. They don't fucking use the Abar Einstein. He looked like a fucking GQ model. Yeah, I also see Bill Gates You don't go on crazy hair. You don't look fuckable either

His bank account looks very Yeah, without that bank account. He's fucking get him All right. All right. All right. You're gonna show your cue. All right. Yeah, he's me. All right. Okay, ready?

Yeah. Stranger, siphon. Stranger, siphon. It was a hard one. An opposite of a stranger as a friend. What's this is the fucking opposite of a stranger? Yeah. Yeah. Stranger, siphon. Stranger, siphon. It was a hard one.

An opposite of a stranger as a friend? What's this, the fuck, an opposite of a siphon? Um, a pump? A pump friend? That's what might cost me. Pump friends would benefit. He's like a hot kid. Come on, you fuckers. You got it.

It's right there. You got it. Oh, pumpkin. The opposite of a stranger is what? Is kin? Pumpkin. Yeah, I mean, I think it's correct. All right.

It was scared of you to make contact with either of you talk I just thank God you have beautiful blue eyes bro because I'm just I'm just lost in them All right, there is only one more left Siphon Get him came over that one didn't he? Siphon yeah ready good overdose fault overdose fault Okay, so we can assume the one is empty First word empty Brian

What's the opposite of overdose the overdose T underdose Well, we're at a time limit here boys Okay, now you know what by the music 10 more seconds You are gonna get intense that is now the last round here. What's the word? What the word was hollow? We

The opposite of full is that hollow yes, it's a Wait, so what's the opposite of over those We, we, you mean somebody off somebody. Which is W-E-A-N. Yeah, but it's still phonetically, it's still right. I don't know if that's the opposite of overdose. No. If you mean someone off someone's lonely, or if you give them too much U-O-D.

As someone who is overdose. Ha, ha, ha. And as someone who has weaned, I never saw them as the opposite. Yeah. Alright. I mean, I would say cold turkey versus wean. That was the last one.

So you have to get this one right now. You can choose since the old little wrinkles have been put out there. Right. Call this lexic. Listen to it. That's going to tame its song backwards or have the creators play. It's your choice to get the final one right, which would you rather? What do you like? What do you like out of those choices there's not that many Halloween songs

no but the the creators I mean I do have a lot of confidence yeah all right we're on front of the creators as the creators okay now this is a lot of pressure I is the last one yeah Yeah, now this here. Where are we still, we're in the third one now. So, you're gonna, now after that it's quick. This is definitely the longest, a most brutal ring. That's why it's glutton, glutton for punishment. I knew this one would be the one that you guys

would have the most problems. Fun with. Well, fun or, you know, all right, you ready? Get him on the board. Yes, I am. How long? I still don't get John in person. or you're ready to get him? Yes, I am. Hollow. I still don't get John in person. By the way, it's not a hollow ween.

It's a hollow ween. Fanatics. It's something right. You miss pronounce it. You miss pronounce both words. If you guess something that's not the opposite of what it is and then also miss pronounce it. You'll come on the right track Yeah, because you fuckers laugh and I was giving you like I said man

I fucking set it up on a team you guys are still not fucking thinking They get it right there high five and they get it wrong. Oh, and it's that was a problem But if we tell them They get it right their high five and they get it wrong We tell the Out the back it's Halloween centric. There's only so many Halloween centric words and they still fucking can't fucking get it through their fucking Drix calls if it's not whatever they're thinking about Right on the side of the stuff I think is wrong. So I'm telling everything's up right. Samara will be like, you didn't believe those guys last night. Yes.

But you have to admit, you guys still are reluctant to put it through a prism of Halloween words. No, I'm trying yet, you know. You feel it. Okay, what's the most fucking, what's the most popular in Halloween? What a hallowered word hollow word George treat. How could you guys have not have go like on through the database of what? Sure, I'll give you that but but but the opposite of

Well, hollows a word but Halloween is the if Halloween is not the most important word in Halloween It is holy shit. We're being on saying hello. He's saying hello So the in your head don't a process of elimination. Yeah, it's an ask to be for Halloween Yeah, but I'm looking for the opposite of full Which is in a hello and you're like oh a full empty what's another word empty hall hall hall Halloween I just like for the the opposite of over to snuffing ween What's the opposite of ween it would it would be called turkey? It's two words can't use it Wean it would it would be called turkey two words can't use it

I mean I could fucking tell you a sentence if that's what you're you need a sentence you need a sense for two words What is the if you weaned someone off something you do it slow? Too much something you do it slow. But Halloween. It begins too much. Yeah. You're giving them an overdose. So okay. No, they're right. Let's just do that. You're right. Yeah, and I know. You're right. I'm glad we went to the creators. The next one. Because I've seen people so conchure about anything. Oh, let's go to the nurse. Get on. So yeah, this is what you can blow. Alright, you could leave us in the gluttony Yeah, this is terrible rig to be

I'd rather be there with them to get a jerk on All right, yeah, come on. We gotta move this along. All right. You ready? Yep two words Halloween centric words. Look at me Look me in the eyes when I fuck you So I got to like to see the face Artificial artificial weak Artificial weak Artif what's the opposite of artificial? It would be natural And you got the first one and that is not bullshit. He just got the first one artificial is natural What's the up weak if that is not a bullshit. He just got the first one. The artificial is natural. What's the up weak?

If you're not weak, you're strong, you're powerful, you're... You could be strong, but it's not strong. You're like Superman, you're super natural. You guys are moving on. You know what? I'll take it. Thank you, thank you, get him. Wow, supernatural. But it was also a Halloween word.

I don't know how to have a fight. Took you so long. Ah, nervous. And this isn't begins. I mean, it is just fucking one of the only words left. Two words left at Matt's Halloween. It was a little nervous. These guys lies, there were souls in my hand.

All right. So we leave, we're out. Let's get hurry up and get onto the next one. We listen to these clips real quick. Oh, shit, the next one's fucking fucking long too. I think it doesn't take so long. Really? Yeah, I don't think it would take so long.

It's a fake. I think it would take that long to get to a fucking three. Alright. We thought you had the idea by now. I... You guys... Welcome guys, it's me, Mike. Welcome to the fourth circle.

Greed! Greed! So vile of man's vices. I often think of that insightful quote. There is no fire like passion. There is no shark like hatred. There is no snare like folly. There is no torrent like greed. Okay, let's get onto your task, gentlemen. The task that allows you to move on to the next circle. It's really very simple. Both of you, Brian and Brian, must reveal a moment

where you both were at your greediest. Alright, come on, yeah, you heard like, as the Lord of Greed, you guys got to reveal when you're at your most greedyest to get out of this circle. Quick, an easy, no games to play. Just got to reveal something you never told anybody. Mine is, it's because it was never really worth telling by nature. I don't think I'm a very greedy person. And I tried to think of some greedy moments, but there was, when I was down in Florida one time, there's a restaurant in downtown Disney, it's like this seafood restaurant.

And this is years ago, and I went there to eat and I ordered way more than I should have, but it was so expensive. I was like, I'm not just going to fucking toss this shit. So I ate it and ate it and ate it until I was like, I can't eat anymore and still eat more. By the time I got out of the restaurant and downtown Disney, I threw up into a garbage can. Now, I know that is more like gluttony. Yeah, I agree, but I'm really not greedy. I can't think unless you could think of something

where I was greedy, but not, not, I don't feel like I'm that good either. Well, I mean, I mean, that's pretty, that's pretty sad. You've revealed something that's sad. I think that's a night, that's tall enough and hell, like you revealed on air that you were so cheap and hungry. I wasn't even hungry. No, no, I was just like, could bear to see food go that you paid for going to garbage.

Right. If it was somebody else's food, I'd be like, whatever. But I'm like, I paid money for this, a fair amount of money. And it tasted, it was really good too. That was the other thing. But then like, as it went on, it didn't taste as good. I still kept on going. So probably, I mean, most likely, when you get to hell, that's probably some of the, some of the things you'll be partaking in is like having to stuff stuff down your throat and throw it up. Great. Most likely shrimp and crabs.

Yeah, it's talking more like, you know, demon balls. Why, that was another man. Why can't I just eat the same thing I was eating real life? Because that's not hell. All right, Q. He half the toll has been paid. Right. Now you have to tell your greedyest moment to complete the test.

This was the only difficult one for me, because I like you, don't consider myself a greedy person. But I once paid for an abortion in cash, then went back to the doctor's office to get the cash back and put down my credit card so I can get the points on my card for it so I could buy other things with the abortion money with the points. So greedy was I walled that I wanted that procedure money to go towards. I want to buy some toys with the yes. Yes. I wanted to maximize the abortion dollars walled. I wanted to maximize By using points

Yes Statue so you prefer not to go with every time we come up with a piece of tell them Steve Day Inversion dies you try to price it at least 25% higher than me and Walter always agree to I didn't want to expose that And I thought that would make me unlikable everybody pays for an abortion or two than I hear, then the Avaltoe's agreed to. I didn't want to expose that, man. I thought that would make me unlikable. Everybody pays for an abortion or two. Now, could you, did you pay for the second abortion with points?

I had a punch card. I was able to get the free one. And a sub. All right, let's see what Mike has to say. Let's see if Mike is pleased with your screen. Oh, I can't believe you guys admitted to that level of greed. Jesus. It's pretty good, Mike, at this.

Fucking gross. Alright, Q and Brian, you guys get to move on. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna see you, Quint, but I'm definitely sure I'll see you, Brian. Later. I'll just shot it, yeah. I noticed you. I was reading it to it.

I'll think, wait a second. Before we leave the ring of greed, another toll, an extra toll has to be paid. Gotta read this ad. Sure can now, and then play the ad, get him. I mean, Decklin, I'm fucking punchy here. I don't know if I'm on the barren or myself on the barren. God, for four hours. Walt every time I show up, it seems that I'll almost get'm trying to eat garbage. Stacey's putting shit into a

fucking garbage bag and he's like that's still good. He's like a fucking goat. That wax paper stuck between his teeth. 10 cat is perfectly edible. We cycle out my gut every time I come in cute. It seems like Walt has never heard of Zippercrooter. Yeah. You know what you're about? You didn't have to hire a Gidom just because you didn't know anyone else. You could have went to Zippercrooter? This is for like, let's see. This is for with ziprecruiter.com, you post your jobs, you're your boss, you got a job, you're like I'm looking for a comic bookstore clerk,

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Yeah, right. You tell them to do something, they don't do it. They're only talent as they can talk backwards. I could probably put that on the zipper-proof file, right? I can probably like, can you, can the candidate speak and think laterally? Yes At the same time do their job and not search for skeleton keys. Oh, hey, come on man. I needed those skeletons He's trying to help me. All right. I appreciate that well well zippercrooter.com slash T.E.S

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Like, we own a business. Yeah, why don't we do that? We need to hire anybody? What do we need? We don't have to hire anybody. We just post that we're hiring someone. We don't hire anybody. What would we need? We don't have to hire anybody. We just post that we're hiring someone. We don't hire anybody. What would be the...

What would be the... The CR code on there and they'll be like, oh! The tell them Steve Dave mentions are rolling in. But the bike shop, dude. Oh, he needs somebody. He's not out of business. I don't think so. Yeah, I don't know.

But he probably needs someone. Yeah. Yeah. He always needs somebody to fix a bike. Yeah, some other asshole. Three code. Oh, or code or anything? Yeah, it was, we were talking on slash TSD.

All right, do it. All right. All right, we go to ring five, which is all right, and here we go. This one's gonna be easy too. Quick, painless. Yeah, I got three more abortion stories. That'll be hilarious, you know the next rings.

I'm ready, I've got a ring, the four through eight covered. You realize how Andy those came in? Oh, I knew. Hello there, this is Frank number five. You might remember me from the Tellum Steve Dave episode, where I confessed to ruining a carrot cake. And I'm also known for skipping out on my family from Thanksgiving to watch Tellum Steve Dave record.

What are you doing? I'm recording for Tellum Steve Dave for the Halloween episode. You're not missing Halloween are you? Because I'm not handing out candy by myself. All right, keep it up and I'll skip Christmas too. What? Nothing. Nothing.

Anyway, welcome to the eighth circle of hell. I'm already here. Eight, we're already here. Eighth circle of hell, fraud, gentlemen. Do I get hurt? In order to move on to the final circle, one of hell. Fraud. Gentlemen. Did I skip it? In order to move on to the final circle, one of you must reveal yourselves.

We just would be a five to eight. We'll go back. All right, we skipped a couple in there between here. We'll go back and get there. Since we already listened to that one, we'll go right into your fraud stories. Fraud. You heard Frank number five.

He wants to hear a story when you were your... Fraudious. You commit the most fraud ever. You heard Frank number five. He wants to hear a story when you were a year. You commit the most fraud ever. Okay. Who wants to go first? Does ordering CDs back in the day under different names count? That'd be pretty lame.

What from Columbia House? Yeah, of course, like we did it to you that, right? Yeah, I don't think that put you You know, I bet you even I bet you even up one of the popes did that yeah It was fraudulent, but I mean It was fraudulent, but I mean, I didn't see it as a big deal. I got a job at a car wash going back in the early like 90s. And I got there. I worked for an hour and they said somebody was like, all right, who's ready to go for lunch?

Now we started at 8 in the morning. So it was now nine and they're already sending people for lunch because they had so many people, they're to wash cars, it was a Sunday. Right. And so where would you go to lunch? I mean, it was the country suds are over in Middletown, so I guess you could drive and go get,

I mean, it would be breakfast to go to the clinic. Yeah. And within that hour, I already knew like there's no fucking way that I'm going to be able to do this. So I was like, I'll go. And then I just never went back. And instead I went and I bought an Asbury Park press. I looked for jobs and I saw that they're hiring for managers at a movie theater. So I went and doctored up a resume. On your lunch? Fake references.

Oh no, I never went back to that. This would have been your lunch break, though, you did all this? Yeah. Dr. Duparezima made fake references. The whole thing went to the movie theater, handed it in, got a call back, went back for several interviews, pretended I had gone to college.

The whole deal, and they hired me as a manager at national amusement. And then within probably a month, they were like, I don't think he was telling the truth. What did you do that led to? Because I didn't give a fuck about any of it. And like, because you at the end of the night, you were supposed to go into like this room and count the candy and all this other shit And I guess they figured I wasn't doing it. I was just like however many boxes were supposed to be there I would just write that so they took some boxes out and I just wrote the number box And eventually they were like this job isn't for you is it and I was like not really

So yeah, I quit So yes, I fraudulent I got a job with fraudulent credentials. It's not like I sold a passport or something. Well, I mean, I think you everybody pads your resume, everybody. This was not padding. These were places that I never works. Everybody lies on my every body. Did you lie to get this job? I never works. Everybody lies in it, everybody. Did you lie to get this job? I'm sorry.

So yeah, that would be my story of fraud. Again, like yeah, and I'm not really, I wish I had a story about like using like my nieces named to get into social security number to get a credit card. So that's still good. If we talk about, don't put poor your fraud. It's great, I feel like I wasn't fraudulent.

I think. All'm not doing that. All right, thank you. It's funny, because yours was at the beginning of the job. Mine was at the end of a job at Tech Products, which is a sign company I worked with. My buddy and I both wanted to quit at the same time. He quit a week before me. And when he left, they made a big deal out of the fact that when we got a job there, we

signed a non-compete, the thing that we couldn't work on a competition. And another competitive song company? Yeah. Right. Where they were. They were. And apparently it was like cut through competition between the two. So my buddy quit and he told me how is exiting went. So one night after the

office went down, I went into my company personnel file and I took the non-compete clause that I signed and I took it out and I took it home and I destroyed it. I might even still have it, but I took it out of the file. And then when I went to quit, I told the manager that I had an offer for a job at the competing company. And he reminded me somewhat, I believe that I signed the non-compete. And I said, show me. He showed me where.

And he pulled out the file, he stomped over, pulled out the file, it wasn't in there. And he said, well, even though I don't have it, you did sign it. And I said, I never signed it. He's like, we'll sue you. And I said, well, we could cut this off right now with a little bit of payola. A little payola. So I got-

He paid you not to go to work? He gave me a, what do they call when you leave a company and you have a a severance to not go to work at the other company what did he think you're going to do fucking reveal his secrets no there was patents and stuff i don't know what he thought but uh... but what you bring your fucking unbridled bitters i think it's about that

i think it's about customers like you're going to go over and then and i call your customers and be like i'm over here now and blah blah blah It's saying shit. He's a better one. Yeah Wow, so Nice work How much was the severance it wasn't much was like 700 bucks 700 bucks To not to not get a job that you were never gonna get in the first place right that's right. That's pretty good

Yeah, I just gross That's a company esponage as well, you know I'm not this cloak. Oh, I'm gonna say having on disclosure He does you sign an undisclosure? Yeah. That is hysterical. Who made you sign that, Carol? Yeah. You can't say who made you sign that. You just fucking broke it. You're in breach of your contract. All right, let's hear what Frank, what five? You know, why we went from

uh, because you want to go home? No, eight because it was Frank five my sky mix up We'll go back to five while just while truly truly shocking Well the toll has been paid and you are free to move on to the ninth and final circle After the next two circles all right now. I got to go to five. Right. It's back in. Well, I will be dipped in shit and rolled in bread crumbs. Right Johnson and Brian, when are you doing boys? Welcome to the fifth circle of hell. I'm the lord of this land. Rath.

And let me tell you fellas, they ain't invented a thing yet. And I ain't just off about him. I ain't great. Potted him in Jinzass, old slathered mikes, Apsics, homemade hot sauce. Let's get him in. I'm gonna go to the next circle. I'm gonna go to the next circle. And let me tell you fellas they ain't invented a thing yet tonight. It's not about a main grade Potted in Ming Jin's ass. Oh slathered Mike's apsics homemade hot sauce. Let's get worse every day I put in a transfer with the boys downstairs to get Elvis brought over you know who they sin Ronald fucking Reagan ever since he showed up hadn't been able to pull John Wayne's tongue out of his ass

So if you could sad sack such a pretty good thing that we'll see another decent movie or use another recreational drug again in your shitty little life you're gonna have to advance to the next circle and to do that you got to guess the target of my ride. I also don't have to tell a wrathful story. No no you have to guess what he's gonna give you three clues to guess what he's angry at okay, all right You understand that you understand the game yeah, okay, so you have three three shots at it. Yeah Me so pissed off right now is a place where people gather I'd give you more information to help you alone

But I don't want to see you boys succeed. You know how much money I can get for a Ronald Reagan John Wayne Bryan Quinn sex taping hell Place for people gathered Or gather you know the clue you got three clues. Yeah, we definitely need it I mean we may as well take all three what he's mad at I guess what his target of his wrath is If you dig deep enough into this bottomless pit of despair, you can find an intelligent thought or two, and those people are immediately identified, drugged through the streets, burned at the stake, their ashes delivered to their mother, were their pissed on in front of her, so she can feel the pain that the community felt at the hands of those ashes.

Is the angry at Twitter or the internet? Getting close. And the worst thing involved about this goddamn place is the anonymity of it all. They write 80,000 words, but they're not to care about what they're writing about. And they say, if you respond, I win. If you don't respond, I win. Either way, you're left holding the bag. You piece of shit, love, dandermos, and Dr. Halloween. I talk to the head, Bees of Boston charge this morning. And he told me there's a special place in hell for Dr. Halloween. I talked to the head, Beezle Boss and Charz this morning, and he told me there's a special place in hell for Dr. Halloween and everybody like him. And the best episode of Tellum Steve Dave ever recorded the

Peyton Manning of potting is playing 24 hours a day, seven days a week, cranked up to 11. All right, that was the last clue. What was the target of Maxwell's mail? I said it. I said it as a start of it. What? Well, you were looking at Brian. You were looking at Brian. I was in a legitimate answer. I see. You're captive.

I have to repeat it. Yeah, right it's right. I would say, right it. The Reddit. Let's see if it was correct. And we move on. Well, I guess congratulations there and order boys. You guessed the target of my wrath the TSD cares Reddit page What a fucking horror show that place is the TSD cares Reddit pages

What would have happened if Willie Walker wouldn't decided to make everlasting bags of flaming shit instead of gobstoppers Before you boys go can I get some autographs? I want to sell some shit on eBay Quinn would you like to be on nepse? Oh, that's where you going? Where you going? I want you to be on my podcast anyway. Fucking jerk. Yeah. All right, now that was fine. That sounded very personal from Max.

What? This is everything. Fandall, I gotta get into this. People are winning money, Walt Fandall. Not me. One week fantasy football for cash. You know the drill. Dirt us talk about fandal for a while now and you still haven't tried it. Why? Because I think you

won't win because you think winning cash playing one week fantasy football seems too good to be true. Oh Brian maybe they think they're no match for those guys who've been playing longer. Hey let's put all their minds at ease. Yeah. How so? Well they're always gonna get a fair and level playing field, there's beginner contest for rookies. Are we summoning the Baron again? You call the knife come. There's custom features.

You want to go back into hell about some more dyslexia real quick. I fucking spine feels like somebody's replaced them with cement blocks. Get them. Get them real quick. Yes, we got You guys are amazing hold on I gotta think I gotta think of a worm trying to think one off the cuff overdose Empty Full weed Oh

Full weed Happy overdose empty that's some deep level fucking shit Your finances that's how somebody comes up to me and Halloween is happy overdose empty Let's a code ride for fandal. Uh, fandal, uh, what would be the opposite of the fandal? T-E-S-D. What would be the opposite of fandal? What's the opposite of a fan? Hater.

Hater. Hater and duel. Apology. No, a duel. No, I don't want to say single. One. OK. Single.

All right. Hater, single. Hater, single. Single, hater. Single, hater. Single, hater, fandal. Yeah. single. Single hater. Single hater. Single hater, Fandall. Yeah, that's our code, single hater. Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, there is Fandall.com slash T.E.S.D. to play in the T.E.S.D. league. Oh, there's a fight on the truthy. $5.00. That's it. How much can you win? Like a million. So go for it, man. Challenge your buddies in a private league. Who private leagues? That's what I like.

This one, this one could anger you. And I'm kind of. I don't know if everybody in this room wants to hear this one. Oh boy. Yeah. I didn't know it was going to go this way. I guess. All the ring masters are left to their own devices. All right. Say what they want to say. Should I call the University of Florida? What are you doing here? Fucking aren't you supposed to be in two? Lust? Why are you? This? Shut up. This one. This one. We want to be up front. This was not directed by me. This was section by the Baron.

The Baron said, do what you will and just send me the file. And I'll play the game. I'll play the game. I'll play the game. I'll play the game. I'll play the game. I'll play the game. I'll play the game.

I'll play the game. I'll play the game. I'll play the game. I'll play the game. I'll play the game. I'll play the game. I'll play the game. I'll play the game. I'll play the game. want to be up front this was this was not directed by the barring the sex do what you will and just send me the file and I'll play it all right this is railroad ring six and you guys I'm sure it

has to be envy rate ring six well well well it's the two brines from tell him Steve Dave welcome to the six ring of hell pericy bitches what's up it's your old pal roast master It's the two brines from Tellum's Theodate. Welcome to the Six Ring of Hell. Parasy bitches. What's up? It's your old pal. Rose master, Chris Ladondo. And what the fuck is up with the Six Ring of Hell?

I think maybe after the Rose appearance, I can be maybe bumped up to three. Anything? Even when I fucking win, I lose. Anyway, I mean, it could be worse. I guess I can be in the ice sell comics for any it's okay guys You know the whole hands here nobody will hurt you All right guys, I guess you know the drill by now I

Got to read you some kind of task if you to get through this ring But I'm gonna ask a Stacy battella to hand me the scroll so I can read that task Stacy. Would you mind? Thanks. Oh wait, that's something my new face. My dick! Boom! It's so roast! Alright guys, here's the task. You have to answer three out of four trivia questions correctly on this classic harmony. And it says the exorcist to the heretic, the exorcist to the heretic, the access to the heretic the access to the heretic and what was fucking terrible even the fucking

even the fucking even the fucking movie they give me is fucking shit alright you ready Joe Klaus? I don't understand what's going on we're asking or getting to ask trivia questions yeah you guys know multiple joys about exes 2

the her. Oh my Which was it which should be easy multiple choice 80% of the footage was from the Extras now the only reason that just again the explanation to you and the listeners Yeah, heresy that we're in the ring of heresy. I wouldn't I didn't even know what to do about it So I was like well her tick sounds like heresy So I was like well come up with a tribute question about about the heretic so Why is he taking on this fucking bargain basement Rodney danger field Now why is he going at the stacey

Why is he going at the stacey? What the f***? I just want to say... Well the nicest person most people have ever met in their entire lives. I'll say that's not the only one. Come that I could not say a bad word about her. And he's like, oh it's my dick. It's a roast. That roast, he's married with a daughter.

He recorded that with his wife and fucking child It gets worse too. I don't understand He can't even just ask straight trivia questions. He does All right, let's just get through it. All right. I did find it strange and I was hoping that you would stay so warm up did find a strange and I was hoping that you would stay see when it come up yeah because I was like well that could be awkward if he brings Stacy but hey, here she is. We're in hell. You wanted to bring her what you killed? You took the chances I told you you were going in hell tonight.

But I got ghost pussy stick all over you. Stacy got someone in the face there. Alright, question one. Alright, let's begin. What uncredited, different strokes, child star was in the film. Data Play-Doh, Gary Coleman, or Todd Bridges. Now you both get to answer. So I would choose different answers. You don't know. So you're alright. Yeah. I mean what are we?

I saw you at this lecture game play and I'm a little worried. I actually think it was Dana Play though. As do I. But going by the advice of the barrier. I just want to see you guys get this right. I feel like there's no there was no place for Gary I think I was day in a play-doh, but I'll just say Todd bridges, right? Okay, you're gonna say Dana play-doh Yes, you're gonna say Todd bridges. Yeah, you you just save Brian soul. Wow All right It was Dana played up all right great. All right, you got that one right. You got to get these all right. There's only three of them. What you talk about Lucifer?

According to the Golden Turkey Awards and Academy that rates the world's worst films, Excesses 2, the Heretic, is number 1, 2 or 3 on their all-time worst movie list. You didn't give the answer. Which number is it? One, two, or three? Oh, so we got that one right, I say. You didn't get it right. You guys tell me what number it is. No, the first one we got. Oh, yes, you did get it right. Yes, I'm just saying a play-doh. I thought you had a wise-ass comment and some of this is about Stacey. That's common, cute. Oh, yeah. Don't worry. You're right, pal. I'm gonna stuff Stacey Patilla like a turkey and then give it her a golden shower.

I don't think it is defense. I don't imagine he thought that she would be in the room listening to it. But it's a weird choice anyway. Well, I mean, he's definitely in roast mode. Right, all right. He's the roast master. I love it. He's definitely in roast mode. Right. All right. He's the roast master. He's unseated me. I've been over Thrabbing to post. So, uh, they won't according to the Golden Turkey Academy. What what ranking is the Exorcist to them? Well, I know it's on number one. So if you guess two and I guess three then well, I don't know what's not number one, but I think that number one is is something else. It can't be yeah, so I'm gonna say three

Well, say to you make a good team you just saved his soul nice No, it's a nice buddy. What was number one? Do you know plan nine still listed as everyone? Yeah, all right We're a solid team. I mean do we always have no dyslexia team? Fucking pack yourselves on the back We always have no dyslexia team. Don't fucking pack yourselves on the back. We're not going through. You're fucking, our guys are taking, you're eliminating one answer.

Okay? We get them, our fucking going inside, deep into each other's cranium. You're right, you're right. You're fucking pulling shit out, and no one can pull out. You're right, you're absolutely right. We apologize.

Question three. Exorcist to the heretic was released in 1976 1977 or 1979 7677 or 79 well the accessist was 76 right now. I thought it was like 72 or really? I think it might be 72 out you said shit You're gonna have to save our souls on this one buddy. Well, you at least should answer though. Yeah, well whatever he picks I'll pick something else 76 77 or 79. What's that bad? It's just too. It's a watchable. It's terrible. Really? Are any of the major characters back from it? Linda Blair. Oh, Linda Blair's back. Mm-hmm. She possessed again. No, they tried to explain it as it wasn't a demonic.

So they kind of try to take out all the juice that wasn't the first one They rely on a lot of footage from the first one really I mean this is just a wild guess I would I would say I Would say I'm gonna then say 77 good because 77 is the right answer. All right. All right. I saved your soul. So I'm your, you know, your, my, my head right there. Oh, shit. Last question. Fourth question. Excesses two grossed three million, 30 million, or three hundred

million dollars. Well, definitely not $300 million. You can eliminate that one then. Yes, so I'm going to say $3 million. Alright, and I'll say $30. You guys are team. When he fucking falters, you pick him up. I can't believe it made $30 million. I'm going to put Prince in the sand, man.

I'm carrying him. And then when you see tractor prints in the sand, that's when he's carrying me with a back home me on a tv let's see what Chris has to say before we move on let's do it with a demon dick we want to do you want to skip it oh no we have to hear it sure well we can have to we can't exactly just do it like it for now I don't know we got to hear it. You like sure you want to do this? Yeah, of course. You are I do a hard boy. I had nothing to do. It's such a bizarre choice. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna

leave the room for this one. It's gonna get uncomfortable. He's in roast mode. Yeah. When is it? All right guys, congratulations on getting through to six ring of hell. And while I haven't yet, Alright guys, congratulations on getting through to 6 Ring of Hell. And while I have you here, I guess it's confession time. Quint? Sometimes when you're on the road, I bang Stacy Pateler on your couch. And I usually wipe the come-off with Benjamin Cad. Now it's a lie, I'm only kidding. It's with Suzanne's face.

Oh fuck you! And guys, if you see Walt, tell him we know he fucks get him Steve David 5 o'clock All right, I mean just It's just tell it's 5 o'clock the door is locked and my cock is He says holes Wow You guys talk to you talk to Chris and other bases. I'm worried about him It's just like I talked about a while. I'm talking

He is like I know how like the like the new like the new liberal is the old like Republican in terms of like anger and Like he is like you see him on Twitter he's angry about everything there's nothing that can come up that that he is not pissy about whether it's you know it's a Trump or a top shooting somebody or this or that like he's got an opinion on everything and it's always expressed with rage. You know, you guys should get along. If you guys were a little bit more right wing leaning, you guys would be best friends,

man. Yeah, he's too lefty for you. And plus I like Stacy a lot. What about him fucking saying that me and getting her fucking? That bother me, Chester. That's uncalled for. And we don't fucking close the door and lock it at five o'clock. That's six. And then we go home. And if you want to truly roast you guys, the cock wouldn't be out. Like is the co he's saying the cock's out of the pants or the cocks out of your head some I don't know I wasn't sure about that uh it's hard to decipher

what he was what what he was right did he get your percussive by the chase I will say this he must be punished and I think the only way that we can punish him is by having another roast and not inviting him. He's been thinking of the window. Nice. That he's in the red bank, fucking clock tower. Who's part, is he a birthday's coming in December? Yep. I mean, we just do another one and we just don't know. We're telling this roast and he's the only one that shows up.

Oh man. No, that wouldn't bother him as much as another one coming out and him not being involved. I don't have enough material for everyone Alright, so Wow again, I want to say I told him just that he could say whatever he wanted And I did not I did not be like you know, it's take some shots at anybody including myself, right? but You know And it was weird how he sort of trailed off at the end. He's

like just just tell him. He's tired. He's he put all his fire and passion into that past. I mean, what if somebody talked about his daughter that way? It's horrible the way to speak about women. Yeah. Even in my fucking horrible greed story. I'm still I'm still pro choice I just want my cut on it All right, we're going on to ring seven. I do like how Walt's like, what about he when he said about me and get him Not like what about he said That's what I thought he was gonna say he knows I do I do I do About that link choice Life says dick on my cat I can...

Life says dick on my cat. Well, all kidding aside though. Let's move on. All right, ready? Next to last ring, boys. We're doing good, you. We're almost to heaven. How's everyone doing? That's right, it's me, Sunday Jim. Welcome to the Ring Number 8. Violence. Horror movies, especially ultra-violent horror movies, are definitely a hit here in hell. Wait, who would have thought that, right?

And you know, if I'm in charge, we got simple dwarf playing on a loop as well as women in prison marathons on the weekend. What film series really gets everyone floating around down here is a certain series that was banned in 40 countries. That's right. I'm talking Faces of Deaths, son. Now to get to the final ring, you are going to have to tell me if a Mando violence scene I described to you from the famous Six and Storm at Thoam series, Faces of Death was really in one of the six films. And you must answer three out of five questions right to advance.

Is this Stan? Yeah, but he's re-aid. you must answer three out of five questions right to advance. Is it your stand? Yeah, but he's re-aight. Actually, he fucked up many times in this. Okay. He was re-aight. He was re-aight. Yeah, he's re-aight. He's re-aight.

Yeah, he got his numbers mixed up, but actually, it's all. Detouring all over hell. It's all serendipitous. It's almost like he knew he was going to be played next to last. Right. Like, like, like, as if we really had this fucking worked out right right yeah, I mean get it worked on this for a long time But it wasn't for keys. I was working on this No actually when I fucking demanded you fucking stay and work on this

You should have heard the key argument last week Yeah, I think people are less argumentative at key parties We're about I got to listen to it. What was it just to the argument that? I think people are less argumentative at key parties than these parties. I got to listen to it. What was it just to the argument? That Gidham dropped everything he was doing during work hours to go out and search out this door. During work hours though, not even on his lunch break.

And then it went down because some fucking guy who died years ago used to wear her like ease and then he further investigated where this barrel ended up and became a whole thing. Did you find the barrel? No. No, no. Ultimately he failed which you know, added insult to injury. Oh shit, that's Tucker.

He thought I was calling him back. Oh, he must have been waiting this whole time. I feel so bad. Well, he's just lexical. I'll tell you what, if I could not call it a back. If somebody can before the end of the year, get me a complete set of those Corbin Skeleton keys. Q series, I'll give them one of my vinyl cast

who's signed by at least five people who are on it. Not you, Ladonna. Naladonna. Wait, who are on it. Not you, Ladonna. No, Ladonna. Wait, he was on it. So that's for you guys out there. An ultra rare stage, he could tell. I'll get Stacey Patel to sign it. If she's not fucking sucking, Crystal D'Ammo's deck.

Yeah. Or taking care of bedroom and cast. Scribbing out his coat. That was Tucker. Or or taking care of that you cast scrubbing out his coat That was Tucker he says and he's happy was happy to do it He had a ball and he would be more than willing to ever do it again if we ever need him He's on board. He's our guy. He gives us use he gives us a reason to continue on it How do they write it if he's just like to is it correct? Yeah, okay you wanted. How did he write it if he's just like to? Is it? On a correct. Yeah. Oh, okay.

On a correct right backwards to forwards. It learns. He's got a special phone. Okay, dad, do you understand in this ring what you guys are doing? Jeff's gonna get described to you a scene of a Mando violent scene. You have to cite if it was really in the faces of death film series or if he made it up. Now I have an advantage here because I have watched those series many times in my life. You've watched all six installments. I've watched all six. I watch as I get more ridiculous and fake as I go along.

So I mean, it's probably been a decade since I've seen them, but I used to watch them fairly really. No, what though? I mean, if you can use that skill to your advantage in hell. Yes. Good on you. I think I'm on this. I think we got this, Brian.

All right. I feel good about myself a little bit that I would say I haven't seen them in 30 years. It's not 10 years. That's weird that you're watching. I'm so excited. I have a fuck, man. Maybe 15 years. You ready for the first clue?

I remember. You got to get three out of six right. Yes. So if you get three right, you move on. Well, it's not a clue. He's just telling us the scene, right? Yeah, and you're like, that, you have to tell me? In it or not?

That was in the series or that was bullshit. Okay. That didn't happen. Footage of a Mexican circus where a tightrope performer slipped from the rope and his neck caught the wire and slit his throat. He landed in the safety net and bled out squirming around in front of a live crowd for his body-stop movie.

That was in it. That was in it? I defer to you. I remember the net, not the fall. And I don't remember his neck getting cut either. Now it has been quite a while, All right, since I saw it, I thought that he went through the net or the net broke or something.

Maybe, because all I'm remembering is the net. Yeah, if I were to guess, I would, Wow, so I don't wanna focus up though. My initial guess is no, that's, the scene is in there, but that's not how he died. I will tell you this, we are not trying to tease you.

It either is not or isn't. There's no like, well, that scene was in here, but this didn't happen. Right. There is no like salting of the game. So then I'm gonna say yes. Can I say yes? Yeah, that was just one of those things,

like the extra sister's to heretic thing, where he can say yes and I can say no. Right? Not in this one. You guys both have to. I think I remember it. Uh, extra sister heretic thing where he can say yes and I can say no one That's right. Not in this one. You guys both have to. I think I remember it. Okay. I'll go with you, Q.

Yes. So the scene of a Mexican type of Walker falling from the rope slicing his neck and dying in the net was in the movie. Yes. That did not happen in the faces of that series. All right, Brian. All right. That's all right. Don't worry about it. My bad. We're going to do it. All right, Brian. All right, that's all right, don't worry about it.

My bad, we're gonna do it. My bad, Brian. All right. Don't worry about it. Yeah, you're allowed to miss three. Okay. Footage of a Bangladesh wedding that was interrupted when an escaped Zuelovin came charging through the outdoor

reception, killing half of the wedding party as it was all going on film. An elephant crashed the wedding and trampled some guests. Could I say yes, Brian? You're gonna say yes? I don't know. I'm suddenly proclaiming myself an expert on the faces of death serious. I regretted already. Ubers. Yes. Bangladesh seems so specific to I don't know Sounds likely though

Then he got a bit in escaped zoo elephant But if they're faking shit, what's that series is mainly faked? That's a lot to fake You're gonna need an answer boys. What does Tucker think? He can't help you with his skills now. I don't remember. Just give me a true or false? 50-50. You think you saw it? I don't remember it. But as we just learned, my mind is playing tricks on me. Yeah. You can't can't do this you can't just sit there like this long. Of course we can. Come on. You want it? Alright sorry time's up. Do you want to just go with yes?

Q. Uh, whatever you would have you think. Follow your heart. Yes, sure. They got stomped and trampled. That scene was not fuck. I'm serious. Okay. You can only miss one more all right oh fuck you're this close to ring nine all right imagine getting this close to not getting it yeah yeah we gotta get the next floor right no you got me well no you know you can get one more wrong all right we're gonna get three out of the next four footage of a new kidney tribe that devoured one of their fellow tribesman testicular tumor like he screamed in agony

I mean Jesus Christ. What? It's just it's impossible to remember any of this Like I saw this shit when I was like in my teens so what so maybe you shouldn't agree that the fucking beginning of the episode, when the Baron asked you, do you, so they'll wanna go? Now you can't complain about it. When he said, when I said, do you wanna continue? You're like, yes. Yeah, nobody who ever goes to hell

is fucking regretful. I mean, I mean, so if you want. Eventually, something's had to have been in these movies, do you see? So I might as well just say yes. But that sounds weird.

They're eating his testicular tumor. It sounds like he exactly the sort of thing They were putting faces of death though while he's screaming an agony. Yeah, well, he wouldn't be screaming and fucking Delirium So you want to go with yes, I'm gonna say much like Stacey Patelid devoured crystal dandos nuts Yes, he's cancerous nuts. Yes Well, he screamed in pain. So you're gonna say that, that the testicular? Something has to be in these movies eventually.

Unless none of them are all made up. Well, that's a trick. Right? Well, fucking devil's tricky. I know. The devil's tricky and you're not. So what is the answer true or false? He got us I can barely send this chair anymore. Can we just say yes? Yeah, we'll say yes

That said the natives eating a testicular cancerous testicle I Mean I don't think it's why you're listening to him. It wasn't in there false It was not in there. I'm you guys gotta get the next three right but fucking none of these are in there I'm just gonna say yes to everyone so none of them are ever in the hotel No, because now comes the switch All right you guys gotta get this one right

Are you stuck? You know what you're gonna be stuck in a fucking... In a circle with Sunday, for eternity? It's not really that bad. You guys, about to get stuck with Chris? Never watch in sinful dwarf. It's not bad. Oh yeah.

Footage of a Middle Eastern riot during a funeral procession through the streets where a craze mob ripped the corpse out of the coffin and the body was then torn into bits. Middle Eastern funeral procession. Body was ripped out of the coffin as their app to do. They do it every day it seems like. They did it to the shot. I told a community. I'm gonna say no. I'm gonna say it didn't happen. I say it did not happen. I mean, no. Thank you you that'll go with him. I say no Oh, so it did not appear in the series so for for

None appeared in these fucking movies so they just sit there making shit up. Who picked this? He didn't just make these up Why he didn't fucking put one in that appeared in the movie it's hell It's a good point Can't argue with that You got one of ninks boot like versions All right, oh wait a minute you had to get you had to get three out of five right so there's not a six one So you guys are either I changed the rules on the fly and you get this one right and you go on or you're already Ended right here or are done and we're and you guys are permanently stuck here in hell

go on or you're already ended right here or are done and we're and you guys are permanently stuck here in hell. Well I don't think I don't think I don't think we would have been as flipping if we had known that there was only one more left so I think maybe yeah should I bend should the barren bend the rules? I think in the interest of fairness it's so unusual that this would happen. All right this is hell you get this right you're gonna move on to the to the last circle of hell Footage of a televised Brussels band-minton match where a player was struck in the neck with a shuttlecock and died from his injuries You hear that? Yeah bad-minton match the shuttlecock is the thing they hit her in Yeah, shuttlecock hit the person player in the throat. It's rounded. He died of it's very heavy in competition. It is the throat. It's rounded. He died of it's very heavy in competition. It is. Okay.

We go. Okay. And you know how hard they hit that fucking thing? Yeah, it's like going, it's going 120. I think the, the fastest clock. All right. See, he, he is the thing. There's a buckling. He's leading us to a yes. Mm-hmm. But Walt typically does that to screw us over. But I think Walt wants to get to, to, to nine nine I'm gonna say no really. I was gonna say yes. I know you say three times Once this is a yes, he doesn't Say no, Walt doesn't want you to what wants you to say yes, but the Baron wants you to say false I would listen to the Baron all right Now you should listen to the barren. Yeah, I would listen to the barren. Yeah, I would say. Okay, so now. Correct. Wow. All of the all the faces at that scenario's were false. Sunday Jeff Lier and the severs. Fucking good.

Well, let's say maybe maybe he's even lying now. Let's see what he has to say. Well done. You're both woman. Well done. I got to run. It's cosplays Tuesday here in hell and me then Get them Chris Frank number five and Mike are doing a mashup of the film's human set of heat in salad We definitely are getting first place this week later Do you ever see Salo? What's up? You ever see Salo? No. So, you would set a breed though. Yeah, Salo's like this crazy, I think it's Italian. That could have moved me like people are eating shit. And it's gross.

So they're doing hell, though. So, if you're worried about your soul, you don't want to do that. So, we're going to nine. This is it. Final circle. The mercy that Barra Flanagan gave us might not be mercy at all, because this is hell.

Right. All right. You guys ready for this? Yeah. We're ready. Welcome to the ninth final circle of hell. Trenchery. Terville my identity.

You must think of a number, double it. Out six. Divide it in half. Subtract number you started with. And say the number aloud. What was that? You need to hear it again? Is it getting them again? What's with these cell phones in the 9th and final circle of hell? Tretary. Tertary on my identity. You must think of a number double it out six divided in half

subtract number you started with and say the number out Pick a number Pick a number. What's the number five so five? Okay, what was it? What was their instructions double it double it 10 at 6 16 16 subtract the number divided in half divided in half subtract the number you started with eight and then start Frank's right, huh? It's a Frank three Is it no the what's so what's the number the number would be three? That's right. It's three Who else the third and most glorious of Frank's would rule the final circle of hell.

If you both want to escape home or turn home, the greatest Frank demands you reveal a moment when you committed. Wait for it. Treachery. It's right. It was Frank three. He told you a little riddle like the devil is apt to do. Is that always gonna end in three? That's a little thing. Oh, wow. That will always end in three, that little formula. Wow. They call that the devil's riddle. Pretty good.

Do the real thing. Did you just say that? It's a pitchfork. All right. So to get out of hell and end the episode, you got to reveal your most treacherous story. How do you feel? Oh I have one that's pretty treacherous. Really? It's not gonna make me look good. That's what that's what

hell demands. Well I have two possible ones here. I also have two possible ones. But do we want I mean is I we here's my question for the Baron. Is it treachery towards a friend or treachery just... Wait a second. Were you worthy one committing treachery and you feel now you are going to unburden yourself talking about it, maybe? Wait a second. I think I fucked up. I think I told my treachery story for fraud.

Yeah. You should at least have won that. Yes. But that's the one where you fucking snake 700 hours? Yeah. Well, it works as fraud too. It does, but it was originally a stretcher. You could tell your abortion winning in. That wasn't a stretcher. That's women's rights, Walter. I firmly stand behind women's rights. So you don't have other story?

No, I have one, but that's not really that good. Well, then definitely tell it before mine. Yeah. Before you get the buzzer. He's gonna push it up. Well with Frank three. I mean I've never told anybody this before. Oh that's what that's what the barren's looking for. Well it's not that good. All right something new. But my friend Anthony Keck, my friend Keck, was dating the Scro muchel for a long time and they broke up and it's not a very good story. It's just not a very good story. I just ended up hooking up with her behind his back for about a month. Did he was he dating her at any point while you were hooking up? No. But you know how it is posed before how it was

they had broken up. He found out when he walked around the corner of a school building and saw us making out against the building, was she in high school? No, it was, we lived near a school. It was two weeks ago. No, we lived near a school. And it was in the playground of the school and then he called us.

So he happened upon you, playing having the kids. Why are all wire three adults hanging out in the school yard? No, no, it's a normal thing. To make out, duh. Now we're like, like, 15? Oh, okay. 15 or 16? You didn't, uh, forget it.

What finger? I had a, oh, man. I have a story about returning a Wii U, but that was more for fraud. Oh, man, I thought you all up. There's so many fraudulent stories. I didn't know I had a story about returning a Wii U, but that was more for fraud. Oh man, I found out. There's so many fraudulent stories. I don't know. I found out.

Maybe Brian could carry you. Carry me, buddy, because I'm also in a way. Get up on Brian's back. Yeah, come on. I'm going to carry you. Come on up. I'm just going to be a little bit. Okay.

Now, honestly, then, we may get to the night circle. You wouldn't have, but if I didn been, didn't you give you answers? Yeah, sure. You didn't have to, if you didn't get the chance, I asked the creators, you would have been stuck. I would be the second circle. Back when I was abusing substances, yeah. I was taking a fair amount of pills per day,

and sometimes, like, like you know the person that I got them from wasn't available or whatever and this was one of those times and Pam had your mother yeah my mother had back surgery and so she had painkillers and I noticed oh this is so horrible. This is what health demands. You wouldn't tell us, and this is, you know, this is to get out of hell. Right. This is like a confessional. Yeah.

So I noticed that the pericostet, 10 milligram pericostet she was taking, looked an awful lot like regular Tylenols unless you looked very closely at the imprint. Oh wow we're shooting right at a hell of life. Oh man. So in I mean I'm not trying to make myself look better but in a bottle of like 60 I replaced five just so I could get through the moment without getting dope sick I reput five Tylenol and took five percuss it out so basically at one point she took five placebo's. Well Tylenol does have healing properties yeah not the same. Yeah wow that's pretty shitty that That's it's pretty low to your own mother. Yeah, but she was okay. I mean

She survived. She did she didn't need them. Yeah, I That's that's probably the lowest thing I did while while taking pills was I mean any lower would be me prostituting myself pills was uh... any lower would be me prostituting myself and i felt horrible for that about that for a long time when you were frank estice about my uh... about my treacherous let's see if he's pleased

with your stories oh man that's some file shit right there she's this do you think the guys have a conscience the tolls been paid, I guess. And you're both free to go. One last thing before you leave. I need to deliver a message from all nine of the circle of Hellmasters.

Happy Halloween. Tell them. We're back. Nice. Wow. I... Oh, shit! We're back nice wow This like I don't even know that was gonna happen Maybe it didn't happen Yeah, I bought those for shankin that last story wall. Yeah, I got my stories messed up That's right. I had a really killer story about returning a Wii U

and trying to screw over some children. What's a Wii U? Oh, and Nintendo Wii. Oh, OK. Yeah, fuck. What's the one that moved your needle? This is the one that fucking pissed me off. Troy sent this.

I know he does it to me on purpose. He does. It does not. That's kind of cruel to do to a mentally ill person. He's intentionally move their needle. Yeah, especially after he heard my needle hadn't been moving for a while. She's going to the newstakers about this to see about that. Okay, so this is, I mean, I don't know, I can't call the entire college post holes, but if you utilize this service, you definitely are. The University

of Florida is offering counseling to anyone who gets offended by any costumes worn this coming Halloween. The school wrote in a blog post Monday urging students to think about your choices of costumes and themes. Some costumes really force stereotypes of particular races, genders, cultures, or religions. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Also keep in mind that social media posts can have a long-term impact on your personal and professional reputation. Why are you laughing at that kid? I mean, that's true. It is true. It's just...

It's so true. Social media can now... You could be linked to it for your entire life, what you do. Let me tell you something. I spoke to you laughing at. I just you're career in the comic book industry. No, no, no, comic book clerk industry. That's where you end up when you do drunk story time. you end up when you do drunk story time. The moment on the totem pole of the combo starts.

You get pretty much saying you would ever want to buy this. No, you cannot. There's a lot of rules you got to buy by sanctions on this guy Straight there This guy you run our place. That's for his own good. I really believe that Kim Jong-Wat But can you imagine being such a soft ass?

I don't know what to call I don't even know what to call it. I don't even want to call him a pussy. That's a, I don't want to, I don't want to denigrate the beautiful female genitalia by referring to whatever these people are as a pussy. It's just, it's unfuckin' believable. Can you imagine? Can you imagine you live in a world where you're so fucking just like sensitive, right? You see a world where you're so fucking just like sensitive

You see a costume and you're like I'm so dude and I'm not even trying to be a fucking tough guy I got car jacked at fucking gunpoint Held the held hostage officially kid-bapt Walked away from it. They called me and they're like anybody of a violent victim of a violent crime can is of it, they called me and they're like, anybody of a victim of a violent crime can is allowed to get counseling at the cost of the state. And I said, no. These guys see a costume. Yeah, I mean, that's, and they're like, oh, why not just tell them not to come into,

you know, like say, you know, if you're offended, don't come in the, you know, we'll give you a free pass to take off that day. So if you see a costume of a white guy, man, what if they see it on social media? Yeah. Then what? So I can't let's get ahead. So like I could see a tweet and I'd have to go out now, I have to go see this emergency counselor.

That's how fragile I am. That's like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I yeah, yeah, yeah, can you imagine like seeing a white dude in a sombrero and a and a Mexican blanket and Feeling so heard inside That you're only recourse. I can't even get through it He's to call a fucking stranger and cry about it. Yeah

As opposed to just being like that's kind of fucked up in this day and age. I think getting on real life. Yeah. And they're just getting on with the life. I would fucking almost bet my life that the student that goes for that counseling is not Mexican. Right. And have a nothing. If I'm in a party with one of them, it's gonna be the fucking guy in this room. Because he knows how to fucking party. Not the person on hold with crisis center. Right. Oh, I was good. I was in Asbury Park and I saw a person they had like a,

a Bjorn with a little dog in it. Like, you know, like those. What's usually with the whole baby? Yeah. We had one of them in the store recently. And it was a, it was like a little. Chihuahua. Like a, was in... Chihuahua?

Like, was it a Chihuahua now? Yorkie? Yeah, something like that. Like some little toy dog. And he had a mini, little, a little mini, some braeroan and a mini... Was it a Chihuahua? What's that thing you said?

That would be a black... That's fine. Yeah, that's okay. Or was it a Chihuahua? It was a Chihuahua though. And I screamed cultural appropriation I don't know I was very upset by it. I remember I called our lease. I'm in counseling for it right now The year

The year after 9-11 they were dickheads walking around in Twin Tower costumes Yeah and I wasn't like Whoa You weren't like a little bit like I cannot believe Sure, sensitivity and the absolutely I'm like what an asshole. Yeah, what kind of right, but I didn't need fucking like not for a second was I even close to like I need to talk to somebody but on a night on a night when you're out and about and maybe it's Halloween And you see those two fucking idiots walking around I did oh you didn, you didn't, you didn't, I saw one of your,

you weren't inclined to maybe say something and get a picture over. No. No, I don't want to. That's America, man. They walked around on a constant because I would think that be, look, baby, I fucking clowns getting me out. I'm worth it, bro. And people walking around as the burning towers

are being left alone and being like, hey, the whole thing is over. The whole thing is over. 14 years ago. I mean, how is that possible? What kind of world are we living? Where are clowns? In the same clowns walking around getting beat up

because of some internet hoopla. And we got guys walking around and dressed as the towers. And we're like, you know, we've been with thumbs up world. A little smile. It's a fucked up world, but that was 14 years ago I think we had a little more sense back then as a collective fucked up world what no I'm saying I'm saying that that is okay. I would not be Supra I wouldn't I wouldn't physically harm so I won't wear that costume But if I drove by I'd give whoever was being the shit of him a little thumbs up or be beat

Wasn't me if somebody wanted to beat the show those guys that would make sense to me someone who sees it Once a call of fucking counselor and weep about it to me. I'm just like all right But what do you broken human being agree? What do you say about the person who fucking sees a clown and pulls over and beats a Shed-out of him. Hey man shit happens That's outrageous that clowns are getting beat up now. I agree with you, but what do you do? Fuck, it's make a call. Do you use your power and your visibility in public?

You should do a PSA for class. And tell people, don't beat up the clowns this time. I'm Brian Cleen from TV's Impossitive. I'm not a touristy clown. Bashing. A bashing at all. I don't think, I'm officially coming out with a stance that nobody should best clowns Thank you

Thank you And I'll stand by that I'll stand by that We're not gonna hear me change my position on that People are not gonna flip on that stance But if you see a clown in the street and it makes you all willing I'm in a strange position on that. People are like an off-line. People are like an off-line. People are like an off-line. People are like an off-line. People are like an off-line. People are like an off-line.

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The police chief had it come out because he was getting all these complaints of kids going home and telling their parents that you know someone's saw a clown and so he investigated when all the way up to the state police and he came out and on a Facebook post and said, look, it never actually happened. The kids are just making it up and, you know, he's spreading rumors out of clown. He's a comic book store clerk.

He's just got big feet. He's just got big feet. He's just got big feet. He's just got big feet. He's just got big feet. He's just got big feet. He's just got big feet. He's just got big feet. Well, is there any difference between that guy getting offended at a possessed psychopath?

And somebody seeing a zombie and it being like my son died last year and I find desecration of corpses to be disrespectful to my son who is now dead and it offends me. I thought about this. I thought about removing towards that too because... The AMC is like, no! The AMC's got too much money. Don't squash that movement. Clowns, he clowns like no powerful allies like the AMC. You don't have a lot of group. I got no powerful allies like an MC Fucking wriggling brother just doesn't have to be wriggler brothers can't say they can't come out say anything

They're fucking torture elephants. They can't they can't even fucking now try them out and try to thut defend clowns They got no they got no they got no Like sorry guys you're on your own We'd like to help but we sort of just kept quiet about the elephants. We defend you assholes. Is it a tough time for a clown now? Like our art people, I think it's always the same like their book and parties. You're going to book your kids party and you were like, I was going to go with a clown. Yeah. It's rough. Like you're gonna book your kids party and you were like, I was gonna go with a clown. Yeah, it's rough They're waiting for that but I like all yeah, it's all secular

Secular It's you know the clowns there are in the on the crosshairs right now, but they'll be out and somebody else to be in there Yeah, 2020 clowns just The course no, no usually these things are move on so fast like a month from now people to see clowns They're like I remember when the clowns, you know, we're scary Remember and something will move on something else. That's just the way we all have ADD as a society Sorry, yes, I yeah, I know I'm offended by that We don't have ADD right with them ADD sometimes I'm not going to follow the week. Do you hear that baby, do you hear that? What's up? 80 day.

Sometimes. Okay, sorry guys. It's all right. Okay. So we give you a pass. Are annual round up of offensive costumes. Now who are you going to go to? Q. When you want to know, hey, I'm going to dress up as this is my costume offensive.

Is it too racist? Is it too sexist? Is it, are you a jerk? Wine is wanting.com. Still up? Very close. Huffingtonpost.com. Who wants to know why are stores still selling the Tranny Granny costume?

Tranny Granny is a Halloween costume. They use the word Tranny. And I thought that I thought I'd already agreed that that was out. Only if we agreed that you can use it if it's somebody got Tranny tricked because then they deserve it. That's right. So that's the Tranny Granny. I think they're just trying to be it's just a it's just a grandmother costume. It's a yeah, it's a grandma I don't understand something on a mama's family

Yeah, I think they're just trying to be a little right all right So training is gay. They're trying to stir up some Some news for themselves. Okay, wait, why did it go to that now? Okay, okay dangerous Dangerous stereotyped about terrorism or the laughing matter, so don't trust up a like a Middle Eastern guy with Suicide best on This is old

I would agree with that. Why would you agree with that? Because it would happen in the Jersey, we had the bombing here a couple weeks ago. Also now it's in your backyard, now it's not okay. I think it's a lot of it. It's a lot of it. But now it's a problem.

Yeah, if you saw a training granny in your yard, you then suddenly you'd be in a set. Well, it's I think it's the best. The whole bomb like this. Bocking undocumented immigrants is tasteless and insensitive and it's a it's a guy with an alien mask Jumph suit on that says illegal alien Are you sure these are real green card, and this is not just some like onion fucking It's probably the same site that sells the Kim Kardashian robbery. Yeah, I don't believe these costumes really exist

And they're just doing this to like to like then you and guys who are, who are prone to get angry over things like this. Right. Okay, now this one, Q, I couldn't disagree with more. Okay. Try not to hypersexualize women with every single costume. Now, why don't we leave that up to the women? Exactly.

Yeah. Have you ever told anyone any female what Halloween costume they should wear? I'm not sure, but they wear what they want. But we're going 26 years in a row with Stacy Patel, where she has not taken my suggestions. You wanted a dress like training granny. Or twin towers. Six years. That's a thing she does wear that one. That's not that doesn't lead to romantic the Buddhist cutout. At the end of the night it's hard to overlook. But I was under the impression that Halloween was the pass for girls to dress.

I was on the stand that was the purpose of Halloween. Yeah. Yeah. I don't see that as being like, if you're like hypersexualizing is something that the woman does, like they don't have to buy the costume or wear it. They're trying to take that choice out of women of the hands. That looks that way to me.

Most Asians don't like to be depicted as exotic and servant tile. There's a picture of Ming dressed as a geisha girl. That's a boring costume anyway. Yeah. Dressing up as another culture is an appreciation. It's appropriation wall. Yeah, I've heard that. Yeah So I don't do it. So cut it out. You were gonna dress as an Indian chief. I heard

That's not on the list of approved costumes for the stash. So if I want to dress up like say a pilgrim. Yeah, is that appropriating? Well, I don't believe in the concept of cultural appropriation. But if I was to dial my sensitivity all the way up, you're going to Florida, Stater, wherever that is. Yes, then I think it's okay because pilgrims were white and you can do anything you want to white people. Okay, so I think you're okay.

So what? Eventually, we're going to get to the point where we're addressing as rainbows. Yeah, so I think you're okay. So what? Eventually, we're going to get to the point where we're addressing as rainbows. I told you, rainbows, and pilgrims. Yeah, I think pilgrims are okay with that. Okay, so that's, I don't know, usually their roundup is a little bit more interesting. I think they're going soft. Well, they pretty much eradicated all the, over the course of the years, a lot of the costumes that they were upset about have been removed. Well, it's just the same shit over and over again.

They're like, it's never funny. Don't dress like a fat hula dancer. Well, it's not funny, Q. Who goes with that costume anyway? I mean, who's just like, hey, I know. I think the most offensive thing is going to a Comic Con and seeing 9,000 different people dressed up like Harley Quinn with Daddy's little monster shirts on. That, to me, is offensive in terms of like,

making some fucking creativity. Like, you don't think a million other girls are going to be dressed like that. Who should they dress as? Well, give me a deep pick. Deep track. Yeah. Something that the commoner isn't going to something I would have to be like, Hey, who's that? Squirrel girl. Squirrel girl. What's wrong with sexy, sliddy squirrel girl? Well, I didn't say, I didn't say, I thought it up. But I'll tell you what, I did see something

in Comic Con that changed my opinion on re re re Williams. The character taken over Iron Man. Oh, okay. Did you hear about this? This is probably not the little black girl. The 15 year old black girl was taken over the role of Iron Man from Tony Stark.

Good. Now when I first heard it I was like, I mean, come on. I'm like, now what's next? Dranky Grant. It's just, I'm like, it's just never gonna end. Like Marvel is just rolling over and just like it's just, it's just, it's just, it didn't even feel sincere to me. It's like, it almost felt like they were just like, ah, oh you didn't like Thor as a woman? You don't like Black Captain America? It's stuck on this. Spider Iron Man is now a 15 year old Black girl. I was like, now they're just telling people

to go fuck themselves. And I respected it on that level. But then I found out that they were sincere about it. And I was like, that is fucking so stupid. Then I saw a woman cosplaying as Rirri Williams at Comic Con. And I thought, and suddenly something clicked me while I was like, you know what?

This girl with, you know, she had big hair, she was black. I was like, would never have been able to, I mean, I guess she could have just dressed like Iron Man if she wanted to and I never would have been like, why is that black chick dressed like Iron Man? She would have had to go as storm or she could have just went as iron man right but whatever let's put that aside like I was like you know what it is

pretty cool like she jumped on that right away like she had someone that she looked like she had someone that's gonna be a major Marvel character and she was able to like dress exactly like her get out there and I was like you know what maybe there maybe I was wrong about that there you were I was yeah maybe I was wrong about that. Maybe you were. That was. So I take back what's good that you're, but it's good that you don't realize and you admit it. I do. Because for a long time, Marvel characters were just for you.

And they're not just for you. No. And it's time you shared them, Q. And I'm happy to. I'm happy to share. I'm glad. I'm like, and the old Q may have been kicking and screaming and not like I'm not going to share.

I would have not have bought her issues of Iron Man. I would have voted with my dollars. But 2014, well 2016, whatever you are, I am going to, I am going to, I'm going to, I'm going to support Erie. I'm there. But I mean, you really can't call an iron man then no that would be that's to me is a she's iron girl right well Thor they called Thor Thor well that but yeah but there's no man after that though but iron man's is kind of a slam though like there's no need to call her iron man well she's. Oh, that's what they're gonna call her. Yeah, okay. All right, then that's been so good

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