Tell Em Steve-Dave - #320: Hey, hey we're the Jokers!

Episode Date: January 13, 2017

Walt & Bry issue a sexy 100 day challenge, Mid-life dream cars vs mid-life reality hoopties, Sunday Jeff loses his passion for collecting. Music: Greg Rekus: Never Satisfied

But he was a true monkeys junkie. It's like he was a super cool uncle who studied molested a cute... How's it a fucking mattress in invention? I didn't even say muscle car. No, any of those on that brought up muscles. No, what's up, Nancy Boy. Tell him, Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him, Steve Dave. So far so good in 2017, Walt. We haven't missed a week.

What's today the 11th? It's the two weeks in. Yes, and this will be the second week. Is that your goal? No miss weeks? It's gonna happen. That's gonna happen. I can't you can't keep to that kind of a unrealistic schedule now. It would be now when you got a fucking Basically the Beatles of fucking comedy on the team. Oh, I know, we're there fucking taking pictures on fucking Abbey Road or whatever the fuck, or fucking assholes. I can't see they do it, right?

I'm gonna do it. So he's gonna really, you guys gotta do it. Did you see some of the pictures though? I mean, literally, it looks like, like, the arena is like, it's a madhouse. It's an arena. It's like a master's car garden sold out 11 nights in a row. Right. Like spring steam does. It's, it's, it's more than impressive. Like all joking aside about them being assholes, what we do on the Beatles thing. It is, it really is. Because they're not that funny. No, I mean, I mean, I'm just saying all those guys, I think, are hysterical, but they

are really like rock stars of comedy. It's fucking insane, dude. Yeah, yeah. It's, it's, yeah, I saw the pictures, so many, so many me the pictures. And again, no, very difficult for me to, as his lawyer to still try to maintain this picture of that, he's still normal and relatable. It's gotten to the point now where like, you know, it's going to be very difficult for me to paint a portrait of him as being anything but fucking the jury is going to be so prejudiced Well, you can't get a fair trial in this country or any other

I'm going to have to go to fucking a shithole country to have this to have this trial where nobody knows him Yeah, or so no because he said so many bad things about it What about it with the shit all over it? Actually, no, we should go to India because I love him in India and he does defend it Even though there's shit on train tracks like crazy about it with the shit all right actually no we should go to India because I love him in India and he does defend it. He will be the other shit non-trained tracks like crazy. Speak it or relate well we got Sunday Jeff here. Yes who can't relate to him. Right we may not have we may not have a king of comedy or a beetle of comedy. We got the next best thing. A beetle of working on Sundays.

He's the Sunday one. The monkeys. Remember how the monkeys were the wannabe beetles? The mercas version of the beetles? Would they be considered the mercas version of the beetles? I don't. I mean, I think they might have been the first boy band, right? Were they assembled?

There's a girl. There's a formula, a formulaic strategy to who they picked to be in the but I thought they were like Pick who's you oh man? Judd well, that's why I said you're like you're like you would be the version I hate it to show that I couldn't stand the monkeys TV show I could not understand It's a good pass the fucking opening credits with the guy in the bathtub. That really turned me off too. But the whole appeal of it. You know who loved the monkeys? Shockingly so because he was so into a rock. We would talk about rock. And like, especially as I was getting into different artists that

I was discovering artists were much more people who were who were long past their prime. But I would be discovering them was more. I would, when he told me, because this dude was, you know, he into Van Halen and he would know everything about the who and Pete Townsend, and he told me how much he loved the monkeys. Right. I thought he was fucking with me. But he was a true monkeys junkie. It's like he was a super cool uncle who suddenly molested you. It was so strange when he like, but he would tell me how much you loved the monkeys.

Because I was like, there's no song I can remember from the monkeys that didn't sound like it was pure pop, like bubblegum triton. I only know this song. Like, hey, hey, with the monkeys. Like, that's the next one. It's another monkey song. It's another monkey song. I like AJ Treaver.

Yeah. Let me you a little bit of meiter. Isn't that a bunch of hits? They did have hits, but they all sound like the part, they were actually the part of your family, weren't they? Right? It sounds like that without the women. Yeah, well, I hated that show and I,

I could never understand how, how anybody but like a 12 year old girl can do. It might be the one that's the way it opened now. It's just that that goofy- to it the badness splits were banned I I maintain they were better than the monkeys The better split they were they were definitely better to watch Bouncing and shit flipping four on the floor. Okay, you see you got your top 10 Monkey songs. Let's see how many you recognize under Jeff you got for Pete's sake

No, okay, I'm not your stepping stone You do remember, okay, okay, do you that was a big head? That wasn't a cover no? I'm not your step in the stone But did they write that or they cover that song? I don't think they know Paul Revere in the race It's okay. That this sounds I remember that song and that sounds way too complicated for that fucking band. Yeah, circle said I thought he's a Austin Power she was playing Circle sky. No, I never heard of that one you and I Nope, I thought I remember

I would have to hear him I mean That sounds like that, does that sound like the monkeys? Yeah, that sounds... That voice though. It's the voice, it's the... Yeah, that voice, it just sounds so... Deli Knightley, Pleasant Valley Sun, Pleasant Valley Sun, you know.

I remember that one. I remember that song, I don't know what it is. The guitar riff was supposedly a take on the other I'm a backrater. It sounds like it. Yeah. Valerie the porpoise song. Daydream believer doesn't sound like a warring skull. Does it the porpoise song? I don't know. Well, I mean just in terms of the title. Good point. One of those monkeys was hair to the The white out fortune His either his father his mother created patten white out. Oh, it was like he was like a billionaire

So he doesn't do a fuck. Huh So he doesn't care what it is then. He doesn't care what it is then. If you're the heir of white out? Well, I mean, but let's face it though. I mean, that money's gone now. I mean, nobody gets the money. He's just white out anymore. I'm saying, hopefully, yeah.

Oh, God, though, he created it when he did. A lot of mistakes. A lot of mistakes on that page Yeah, what do I wish when what do I want it was you know? You know who's like an expert at this that girl Amy that on Twitter. Oh the lore McGory and aunt she's like She was oh my god, man. She was like when we did that monkeys thing on the show on comic book man We did some monkeys piece of merchandise or something yeah she was like I'm so slick I mean I was gonna possibly amaze how many what albums oh they had probably a lot

let's say double figures I would imagine I mean shit does okay like they're not the Beatles let's let's make a course and the loudest, a lot of good people out there. They didn't make it to 10 albums, the doors. No, I think they don't have six or seven. The joke, oh, there's some controversies here too, man, studio recording controversies. I mean, they were like the millie vanilles of, oh, they didn't sing, they didn't perform their own songs.

There's studio abilities. They're saying, Dolan Stulled a reporter that the wrecking crew provided the backing tracks for the first two monkeys album to the origin of was a drummer was simply that a monkey had to be tested learning the drums since he only knew how to play the guitar. Our records are not our forte. Do you know how the quoted Michael Nazmat thrilling against his own music creation process? Do you know how debilitating it is to sit up and

have to duplicate someone else's records? Tell the world we don't record our own music or records are not our forte. The whistle blowing on themselves worked in forcing producer Don Kirschner. Man, you remember that name? Oh god, he was a man. Late night with Don Kirschner. Oh, Don Kirschner's rock concert. Yeah. Out of the project and blah, blah, blah. Okay, there's a whole bunch of shit on my computer. You can read for yourself, but oh my god, there's tons of controversy. It seems mostly about the more recording their own music. But like, let's say that Joker's aren't the Beatles. Are they the monkeys then? That's a story-spector. They're so...

Yeah. I mean, they would have to be definitely considered at least the monkeys if not, you know, maybe even the who were the stones. Oh, let's not get to a headroom. In the turn in the hierarchy of 60s, rock. Beach boys? I hate it to beach boys too. Jan and Dean.

I've finished that. Anybody like to beach boys? The music is... Fuck it, Patrick. The California sound. Yeah, never liked it. It's just... Everything was associated with

fucking TV commercials. Like that's where you heard most of the music. That's where you heard it first. Right. But, you know, our parents heard it on the radio. They would never turn the stereo on. The stereo and a car radio, everything. Pam was too busy raising kids to listen to music. Fucking psychotic. Oh, shit, man. I fucking, I say this with no hyperbole. I save sage's life the other night. Really? Saved her life.

Hi, Mike. Yeah! No way! I used the Heimluck, yeah. Never thin a million years thought I would use the Heimluck. I didn't even know you knew it, but you were used to be a lifeguard. You still remember all the skills, huh? That's fucking great. Just came to me naturally. We were, uh, we were reading dinner and she was he

That we're having hot dogs and she had this That's the cult right always the when you have someone's choking on food nine and a ten times It's always a fucking dog child's greatest enemy is the friend It's I'm not getting around look it up my mom would tell me that like you know That's one of the reasons she was glad I didn't eat hot dogs because she always thought I was gonna choke on him I choked on so many hot dogs and I was a kid. It's still dope. Yeah Still choking on dogs. Yeah, right and left. Um, wow, where where where was she? We were we were eating dinner We're at the table and she takes it she takes a bite and she's

Swallows it and then she tries to swallow, she starts coughing and she's a little bit of a pig when she eats so it's uncommon for her to eat a little too fast or whatever, more sleep mostly because I'm always trying to get at it. She's not to eat as quickly as possible. But I could tell, she started choking and her arm started flailing. She didn't turn blue, did she? No, she didn't turn blue, but I could tell like she started choking and like her arm started flailing

In turn below did she? No, she in turn blue, but she stuck I was like can you talk can you talk and her face is like start she was like I Starting to get red and like when I grabbed her like around her middle She her body was like it was I'm not mortis. It was so stiff and her arms are out And I just went like boom one and then boom too and like pop out pop right out you know I came out of her mouth holy shit we're crying and shit oh my god and how on earth then can you after that

heroic effort being a bad mood I effort being a bad mood. I know you've been in a bad mood lately, but how on earth can you who just saved the person you love the most? How can I give you a high for at least like, I've always wanted to do that. I always like kids wanting hot dogs. I'm getting close. I'm talking to kids. Why are you hate them then? Why you chew it so much? Just follow it. You're over chew after it. We're a very busy family.

We don't have time for chewing here. I cut it in the force. I mean, you should be like Ryan and Hyde of some like that kind of feet. I know, I should. I should be walking around, beat my chest. I guess it goes to show the depth of fucking self-loathing. I don't know what it is. I got to go see what was it. This was what days today, Wednesday, so it would have been Monday. Yeah, I mean, this would be 48 hours. And like you can,

I mean, what else is at the table? Did you thought was that your sitting there? And when he was just sitting on his ass, right? And you fucking left in action. Quit all the hot dogs. Yeah, and Pam was there, and she's in, was there. So everybody saw it? Well, she's gonna start screaming. That's normally what she does when we think. That's the alarm. Yeah. There's the alarm.

Where's the action? That's usually to calm everyone down. She starts screaming and going wild. And I think there's like, calm down, calm down. This is years, you're kidding. I'm more going crazy, calm down. This is the year, it makes your kiddie on the more going. We thought that this is the biggest asshole thing I ever did. This is actually probably to make up for, like the saving is the big one for this.

But when she was little, she was like three, and I pretended I ate a rock. And I was like, I got such a strong teeth, I can eat rocks. And I was like, is she the one? She pretended she did, just like I pretended. But I thought she really ate it. And I was like, did you, did you eat that rock? And then I think she thought just like I pretended, but I thought she really ate it And I was like did you did you eat that rock?

And then I think she thought she was in trouble so she is saying anything and I'm like oh shit She's choking on a rock again. She's gonna start screaming Flying out of the house and her's like what the hell's going on this is years ago But if she pretends to change like this. Yeah, I was gonna say but if she was pretending how what was she choking on then nothing So you thought so wait a minute so she wasn't choking I just changed I guess. Yeah, I was gonna say, but if she was pretended, how was she choking on then? Nothing. So you thought, so wait a minute, so she wasn't choking, but you went into left into action if she was choking

to get the rock out of her? Yeah, and then, and then, I don't know if rock is doing a bit of damage. I think dog, my dog eats rocks and he's all right. Yeah, but I mean, she was so little, I thought if I got lodged in her throat or something, just like the hot dog. But she was able to speak dog.

No, she couldn't. Oh, okay. It was a dad who was screaming and running around like crazy. But she was, I was like, can you talk? I was like, say, say, say, Danette. And she was just looking at me. And I was like, oh, fuck, like. Now she's going to choke the tooth on her rock because I can't stop myself from constantly making shit up.

So, um, so Edgur was like, so you had to be like, he's like, what's going on? Did you, did you, did you cop to the fact that like, well, fuck no, I was like, I was like, we thought she swallowed her out. I'm kid. Who we trots? Yeah. What do you got down syndrome or something? What the fuck's a matter with you? Yeah, she smarter than me. I'm the fucking asshole who's like, oh shit. I Just said I go like start straggling Susan to afraid she's gonna wrap me up They come in since dead stages like what's going on? I mean everybody else is just sitting on their hands on their hands Man of action Brian Johnson. No everyone screaming or or or or or in shock Yeah, or wondering what their 49 year old son is doing in their house

How do you expect us to leave from the action To go back though, we're safe again I've got a lifeguard in the house now. Yeah, it's one of those things like this whole eviction thing. State it, the extended stay for a little while. I want to treat that as, and sage loves it. Sage would fucking live it. Yeah, she would live in a hotel if she could. And then Pam's like, stay here, stay here.

We have the room. Don't waste money. Stay here, blah, blah, blah. As, I don't know. It's fine. Right, I think I think. Totally fine. I think, and I can I offer just a suggestion. I wanna listen to everything you have to say,

cause dude, you're so fucking zen. Like, I probably need to be medicated and then I could be a zen as you. But holy shit, man. Like, I probably need to be medicated and then I could be a Zen as you. But holy shit, man, like I got that text last night and it like, well, I got actually out of the morning since I threw my phone yesterday and broke it. But when I read it, I was like, wow, what a fucking great guy. Like what a nice, what a good friend, man.

Like, simple, like, not overly fucking emotional and shit, but was like it meant a lot you know like in the moment well I'm glad to hear it helped I mean I was gonna come out oh come over your house because you know I I'd gotten word that you weren't doing well but then I was like well he said his mom's house it'll be weird like over so I just text you because you're probably gonna be. I don't walk in. She's saying did you swallow rock? Yeah, you're gone up. She's out. Hot dogs. Yeah.

And yours like she's about to swallow too. But the way you're operating now, it'd be safe to say not totally happy with the outcome of things right? Life in general or the way your ammo the way you go I can't seem to operate like a normal person now there's there's something that like if there's a like I said man I'm great at advising other people maybe not right now now I'd probably be like hold my hand as I fucking leap into the ocean. Have some rocks.

Try a hot dog. I want to feel alive again. But I mean, just, I don't know if it would even work. But if you were to make every effort to try to treat Suzanne, your mom, Edgar, and this would be difficult, but as if they meant everything. Or anything. He's got a knife right by him over there. I heard this butterfly knife man.

I used to have one. Really? Yeah. Give us a little demonstration man. I heard he's he's. Who do you hear this from get him reported So that's not easy because that's a fucking sharp knife. Well, one missed make sure you do it this way I didn't even know you was skilled in the art of what would you call that I took

You call that I took karate and stuff and I was younger to Butterfly night. That's crotch. That's considered martial arts. Yeah, it could be if I throw him. What are you talking? Would that be considered about martial arts? Fucking swinging a knife around? I'm not sure.

No, it took some karate stuff to that. I have like, tried to start, huh? What belt were you? I think it passed the, I think, set whatever the second one was, was green or after white. Whatever was after white. White is first. White was first.

It was the next belt. Green belt. Yeah, it was like green, blue, red, brown red brown black stuff like that. I didn't know that Well, no, many people go around boasting about a second level belt You talk about One that's still like that's two levels above most people in the room, right? I like to know can you break any boards? I've never did the high-moot maneuver. I mean So maybe I could take a life and he could save it.

But have you broken any boards? Was it any boards? Not like that, no. You never like gotten to a situation where you could karate kick a guy. I never even had to use it, Taishwist. I really don't remember much of it. Good thing, man, because you're fucking

here with a weapon. It might go with a weapon. No, it should be registered. Come through. I just walked the earth like cane. But anyway, going back to what I say, and it was like, could you go with that M.O.

Could you operate like that? I know it's like, I know it's like, I know it sounds weird, but maybe it would, um, as if they meant everything to me. Well, you know, I'm saying like, you know, they, they, they just a different mindset. I think that is the key here is. The different mindset and may be helpful.

It may not be. I don't know. Well, it's, it's all depends on it. Are the agitators? Well, you could have one person that could agitate and just trigger a series of events. Yeah. So what if you have three? Right. So three, I'm trying to do the best with. There's always that one agitator in there

and throws everything off. It puts me right back in my mood. I definitely need a different mindset, I don't know if that's exactly the way I would get out of here plugs. Yeah, because I mean, it's, it's just, I hate to see you Beat yourself up Take yourself to task for a guy knows. I don't even know what at this point

Because you know you want it like that was so I thought it was so weird. That's why I didn't want to do it It was like you were like you had this blow out with me Because you didn't show to a con. I don't know if you want to talk about that. You can cut this if you want Oh, no, that's okay. I'm really a blowout. I didn't think you're mad Oh, no, I wasn't really mad. I was like what was I mad? Did I because I forget Your man and you sent a text to me and you were like Ming is never to be involved in anything to him Steve David again that Tells me your

Yes, yeah, that's true. I'll try to forget about that your furious because I saw on Twitter He starts like he was going after you he starts put me on blast on Twitter Which to me is like you're either not friends with a person or you're a fucking 14 year old girl That's my feeling about calling somebody else on Twitter. Well, I got it. I would have to I'd have to like to To be fair to me. I would have to be it's not as if I haven't done it to you before though What's a put me on blast on Twitter? Remember when I fucking went after you for going for a time you're rooting for the Kings? Oh yeah, because you started saying some really mean shit that I was like wow. Like what the fuck? Over seeing that true. Over something that I was like I was mad. It was like it was then that it was really at that

moment that I truly understood like the level of your psychosis when it comes to like the devils and that you rock the boat I mean I don't want you to feel any guilt because I'm why I'm over it But I still maintain that if you didn't rock that boat that doubles would have had a fourth fucking cup Right they probably read that tweet and they're like everyone's like What do I make of this? We got down. Yeah The ranks of pukla are divided One seems to be jokingly supporting the king's. Oh boy, you were pissed. Yeah, well, I was some min calls you out. And so min calls

me out. And you know, he's like, makes me look bad, makes her look the manager look bad, which to me, I'm like, look, I'm not saying I'm right by not showing up. But yeah, but I'm not saying I'm right at all. But what I'm getting back at is, you want it to pod with me and you want it me to come and be involved in it and you want it me to go after you, almost like in a say to a masochistic way. And I'm like, well, I don't have any, I'm not,

but I'm not annoyed you I don't care if you don't go to a con my eyes the only thing that I would say is It just would it just would stink if there's a lot and that don't mean us in a bear way But if there's a couple of people who showed up I'm not saying like there would be droves of people at this point But there may be a couple of people who are on a budget who are like, hey, I paid Right, I'm a good money to see you. Yeah, see this asshole and then he's over there. Yeah.

To those people, I said just email me a couple of people. Have you email me a told them to do 37th of an email and I'll make it right, I'll do something for you. Yeah, I know. You did, so you made me, right? But you want, yeah, and I thought it was weird. And I was like, well, I don't want to, and I, I, I, I, I, Mike was going to be there too.

Mike was going to, Mike was was gonna be the counterpoint. I just didn't want anything because what I'll do is I'll try to talk circles around me, but I want someone who's experienced with me talking circles around people and not let me get away with it. So I would be held accountable. Yeah, but I think you're, again, I do, I think you're,

I'm not gonna say you're right in not going or you're wrong in not going, but, I just think you just gotta be like, you know what, you're not into it. Stop agreeing to it. I know. Stop agreeing to it. That's what I do every time.

I'm just like, why the fuck? Because it's six months from now, you're like, oh, it's six months from now, I'll go. And then when that fuck, and then when it's six hours away, you're like, I don't wanna do'll go and then when that fuck when you're and then when it's your six hours away. You're like I don't want to do this Right your six hours from the flight. I mean what was I thinking yeah, yeah, so you just got to stop like Pittsburgh though like Go like you're gonna be in Pittsburgh and I'm like I'll like doing that because you'll be there like the ones you go to

And it's not that I dislike Mike and man because I don't like I like them in one one we're doing the shows It's it's fun and stuff more and more I find like I don't like I like them and when we're doing the shows it's fun and stuff. More and more I find like they don't give us panels which is really the only reason I want to go. Yes, the only reason I don't want to do it. Well it's one of the reasons I don't want to do it. I can't stand the panels. Really the panels move. It's better for awkward and I'm just I don't want to hide. Connecticut stuff like that. And just stuff that's not really that far away.

Yeah, but you might you got to go where the guarantee is. So if that means getting up plain. And even then there's just something again like about, hey, I'm going to write my name on this, give me money. Like I just, oh, it's not you then. What's strange though is if I was getting a huge guarantee, like say 50 grand a weekend, it'd be a way less tacky. And I'd be there before I make them the the guarantees we get if we get a guarantee anymore

We're really people who fucking are on TV Every year the price goes down people want to see us less Look at the Europe was But um that's just the way the that's just the way our our ball has dropped. You know, we dropped on the side of, you know, it's going downhill. Q's balls is bouncing uphill or bouncing well down hill, but it still doesn't. We wish we were the monkeys. I don't. Yeah.

That ball run downhill too eventually. But I would not I mean I I don't mean it in a bear way but I would not want to do a q stone. I would not want to do I would not want to have to have that kind of pressure that kind of. We could be the impractical jokers if you would just fly. We'd be fucking millionaires right now. I would be selling out a remiss.

The end. You wouldn't even sell out a fucking Vaires right now. Yeah, I'd tell you. Would be selling out to Revis. To be him? To be him? You wouldn't even sell out a fucking VFW hall. Could we, like, the first couple of rows if we offered free food? It's crazy how fucking popular we are. And I don't want anybody to think that I wouldn't want to do it. I just am not built.

You're not built. I'm not built to handle what he's doing, and I would not enjoy myself, but I could see how easily, how it could be the most greatest thing. Sure it takes toll on you though, but I'm sure it takes its toll on you, all that flight, traveling, everything else. I'm sure it is.

Yes, but it would do. All those taxes he has to pay, taxes you gotta pay. But I'm saying you're a home life, how much home life do you have? The toll for me would be exactly what you're saying. the toll for me would be like being away from my routines being away from the things that I enjoy or

Just all that they would be but you know there's a but there is a you know what? It's like well You're getting compensated to Miss those things for a little bit so you, you know, I'm not sure. So basically, Meg wants to be in the practical jokers. I mean, he's like Stargrey. He's kind of. Kind of living, and he's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour, basically. He's on tour are older now. So I wouldn't know. I wouldn't want to be away from that toy, though, man, that toy could be awesome.

Oh my god. Yeah, that toy. That's the whole thing. I'll have that toy. You're like, Sean and Elizabeth, she brings her to like every nut that I've got. I couldn't take it everywhere I go. He was a fucking pain in his.

Because I have to carry him everywhere because he fucking woke up and going downstairs. Really? Yeah. There was a dude long ago when I used to have a place to live. There was a guy who had like an old, like one of those little mini-colleys. And this dude was not a fucking young guy. He was probably in his mid 60s. And he would have to carry that dog up two flights of stairs.

Because they're just like, he can't do it or won't do it. Yeah, I don't know why. It's him. He won't do it. Because he, I guess, because he slipped down the stairs now. It's ingrained to make him do it So I got to carry him everywhere and it's just it's taking its toll my neck hurts does he want like if he goes stairs and He's down. Oh really he cries to get put to come up Shoots up the stairs like playing on plots well I'm here to tell you what that there's no breed of dog that can overcome the comfort that a

Casper mattress Will provide. I could alleviate some back pain. It's sleeping on a Casper mattress and I'll tell you after my back is really hurt And I've got to one thing I'm like I just got to lead out of my mattress for a little bit. Yeah, you're like, Deb get the Casper Looks like did they drag it out for you or? Well, yeah, we have it on our bed. Okay. These are required talking points, Cindy Jeff. We have a big trouble if we don't do this. The Casper is an obsessively engineered mattress at a shockingly fair price that I would agree with.

Yeah, it's a good price. Um, supportive memory foam to create an award-winning sleep surface with just the right sink and just the right bounce. Who, who, what, what are the fucking like the sleepies, like award-winning sleep service? Like, who gives that award? Oh, they've won the sleepy. I guess so.

It's called the sleepy. Well, I mean, the mattress industry, I think you're, I think you're, you're very in misinformed. If you don't think this the sleep industry, a mattress industry, isn't a very doggy dog world. You have no idea and you have no idea how much competition is out there. Right. And to win a sleepy means that you're... You know I made up the sleepy right? There's not an award. We should make one up right for now right now, Brazil and Ocaspa right now. They said they create an award. We should make one up right from them right now. I know. Casper right now. They said they create an award winning sleep service.

Why did you call it the sleep eating? I don't know because you sleep. I'm not the service. I got to sleep. Yeah. It's the 2017 sleepies. Casper sweeps them. Yeah. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've won. I think they've magazine named it one of the best inventions of 2015. How's it gonna fuck a mattress and invention? You wanna sleep on the floor? But come on, is it can you, how can you create something that already exists?

Just change the interior of it and then call it an invention? Put a clock in it, right? Is nothing similar to something? I think it's just, right? Would that be considered an invention? Well, they're saying that it's obsessively engineered. I mean, take a sleep away for for uh... or really it's like

like when millie vanille got their grammy's taking away a shit uh... free shipping returns us in canada us in canada are favored by countries why not mexico why isn't like why are they saying sorry because they're sleeping here uh... or they already jumped over the walls. That's what they should do is line. If Trump builds his wall, I won't want to cast a whole whole magic.

The cash person line it with mattresses so when they hop over, they don't get hurt and they're fucking in the country anyway. It's uncomfortable they just fall asleep. We don't even have to catch it. Yeah, you just get it right there. Scoop them up. The cash person's like, ah!

So anyway, I'm out of sleep piece. You're just like that. No more walls. A hundred nights risk-free in your own home? It's pretty good. Can you, now what do they do if you do return it after a hundred nights? They've got to destroy that. And you've had a hundred nights of fucking sleep love making.

Do you, would you? A hundred nights in a row. Could you do a hundred nights in a row? I couldn't do a hundred seconds in a row. I was like, come on. Can I? I don't even think you could do a hundred nights in a row. No, maybe 20 years ago, 25 year, how do we 49 20? There's not a chance you could do a hundred nights in a row.

Quinn, no. His schedule alone would not allow it. But even if he was to take a hundred nights off from his, the hundred night Casper challenge Can we get that going? You know how they have like the oldies fucking challenges on YouTube. Oh Yes, that's our new challenge. How do you prove it? Oh, you gotta like you just like tile it out? Well, yeah, you buy a Casper

It's got a new yeah 100 nights in a row you have to show yourself fucking on it You just are a little bit. Yeah, you will tie it out the naughty bits First person yeah Alright, that's the new thing the Casper fuck you do. Let's say you were to keep not even don't worry about the hundred nights in a row Okay, let's say you did keep the Casper for a hundred nights Do you think there's any asshole out there that's like I'm gonna sleep on a fur a hundred nights I'm gonna return it on the hundred and first. What do got to do with that? What that matches think to destroy it? Something Jeff how did they handle it when won't told you to give their Dressed in the sun coast

Slap a fucking sticker on it that has no you PC Yeah, you're now real figure There's no way right there. I got you know for the mattress They got it's right. It's like me and he's like me and he's like hey, you don't like your you know I mean to let him me and he's commercial bleeding here, but but you know, you don't like it You send them back you get rid of nobody's like But you know, you don't like it you send them back you get rid of nobody's like

Like like like a giant fucking box of yundies that are like hey, these are free for the taken guys But can you recycle the foam is foam recyclable? Probably they have all his remnants of Collinswood right? Yeah, no They must use it maybe they may be Sell use mattress is like if you go into a place Where like a like a second hey like a thrift store. So I mean, what is that three more? So much or something like that Right, but I mean because you sleep on mattresses and hotels and shit, and yeah, you're right I'm just wondering like you know what I mean, there's no way Casper packages in sols. It is new. No way

That's what you're getting at. No, I'm not. I just wonder like, I, you know, why it's, it's, it's moot. Right. Because there's no, if there's never no returns. Right. And the, the, the return department has been fucking liquidated. Right. They're the new, but Maytag repairman, the people have the return department at Casper. Yeah, they're sleeping. They got cobwebs on them. Special offer to listeners, $50 toward any mattress purchase by visiting Casper.com slash T-E-S-D. Say just one of those kids that like you know, like I have a king bed, but like even at 10 she still wants to sleep in the same bed, but she kicks all of those shit.

So I go sleep in her bed. She has a Casper mattress. So I'm like, fine Yeah, full right to sleep Yeah, where do you got to go? I dropped off on there over there. I dropped off 119th row on her mattress Yeah, can I see there. www.casper.com

slash T.E.S.D Can I take care of some business too? Oh more business sure. Yes, it's important. It's about clay, baby business too. Oh, more business. Sure. Yes, it's important. It's about clay, baby. Oh, in your business. Another, another update here. I've got a lot of emails about people who, it seems four years. How long have laid is this project? I think it's about two years. Two years, only two years. Come on, it's like a crazy. But it seems two years is a long time in the age of media because apparently there's this thing called digital downloads that people are asking if they can get instead of a DVD. So they bypassed your fucking antiquated DVD. They're not even going for

the blue right. Anyway, you could just get a digital download. And I asked Declan to look into it and he's set up a website where we're asking people to go check in and make sure your address is correct. And if you and apparently those, a lot of people have been asking me, can I get the digital download instead of the DVD? Yes, you can change your preference on the website too. You just want to get the digital and the DVD go for it. And that's TESDKlay.com. And we're also going to send out a Kickstarter update to with the website address after we have to this drops.

So TESDKlay.com and before Valentine's Day, if you want a digital download, you dsd clay dot com and Before valentine's day If you want a digital download you will have one. That's what you could do on valentine's day And oh, I mean come on That's a that's a great thing to do get your honey lay in your Casper You're honey. Yeah, you do it honey. Oh, okay. I thought you're talking about literal honey Listen, you want to play that you want to do that and your cashburn as fine I'd like to masturbate with molasses And one and also I'm asking we're gonna we're trying to do a very very cool project in 2017 later in 2017

And I am putting out feelers or Looking for anybody who listens to Tom Steve Dave, who might have some prowess in digital scanning, like 3D printing. If you... Printing or sculpting? 3D printing, I think. I'm looking to get something 3D scanned for something we're going to do later on in a year.

I really would love to have someone come into RedBank and be able to talk to me and do it. But, locally you want to. Local, but if you know what, I'll take whatever I can get at this point though. But if you wanna fire yourself in. You contact me at KMEWES2 at Gmail

and put in the Topic or the subject of the email 3d printing help 3d printing help All right, how many fucking emails does Declan have going on now like every single like whether it's Like the clay whether it's the voices, whether it's this or not. It's like everybody has, oh, that's pepper. That's not that one. That one's only doing one thing right now. That's the TSD clay.

That's right. All right. Sunday, Jeff, you're not a wonder, man. I'm in the market for a new car, right? Are you a car guy? Do you like cars? Do you like the engineering of cars of automobiles? You pay attention to the art of the car?

The art of the car? The art of the car has been lost, right? Or is it just the practical use? We're doing what I did for all these years. Yeah, well, that's just, I have no, that's just a mean of transportation to me now. I mean, I can tell you if the car's good. I'm a little younger, did you have a dream car?

Like, did you call your car when you were a little bit of your friends, like, that's my car. That's my car. That's my limo. Did you ever do that? The one that won't start? Did you have a car and you dreamed of having a car? I was in a muscle car. I wasn't really in a muscle car. I was like that. I wasn't. I didn't even say muscle car. No, any of those ones. I'm not brought up muscles. Yeah, what's up, Nancy Boy? Of course, the car is the eye weight that I wanted a pink Cadillac like those Mary Kay ladies We're all the exact cars. Those are cars. I like for our is Lamborghini's So what was your dream car when you're growing up?

Probably Lamborghini Kuntosh Yeah, that's how pronounced yeah, Lamborghini Kuntosh. That was the big one in the 80s Ferrari testorosa. I mean, there is the dream dead. Is there any chance you'll ever own it? Let's look at the guy. How do you think? Yeah, hot wheels and matchbox. No, there's no, come on, that's what we that's what we do around this age guys will have their crisis and get their card if they want. My dreams I do my dreams and I'm ready to have a breakfast with count Chalkula Frank and Barry and Boobarry I'd settle for that at this time those dreams are very easy to attain but a

Contouches yeah, I think you got a contouches What's it called Lamborghini contouch? What's it called? Contache contouch that's how that's that's not possible I don't even know if there are any more. Would you want to know to 1990? That's the last year they made it. Yeah. Would you, if you had your own Ferrari, would you appeal?

Could you do that? Would you race up, well, yeah, would you race up and down Broad Street? I always was, I never could burn rubber. I never knew how to do that. Oh, that I've done before. Maybe you burn rubber, huh? Well, it's hard to burn rubber it's civic Well you said this civic made it you made it burn yeah, well you said this civic every time every time he fucking put on the turn

signal the windshield wiper come on my every time without fail When I first met him his windshield wip, he had a freaking piece of string going through the window and he used to pull the fucking string back and forth. He's following my house in a rainstorm and I was like, dude, why are you going so slow? He says still with just like a yellow piece of yarn. It's like fucking fixed that thing. It was a Ford. Yeah, that Ford Prob.

I was like, oh my God. I'm sitting in the car one time. It's like dude. I think somebody just sent me and he just still goes on like nothing was going on What what was that blue car you had that was Pontiac? Sunbird was it before my door No, I don't know. I had a I had a chavette I Had a chavette was the one that like that the windshield wipers always came Sundance Sundance had a Sundance That was like light blue like an italic light blue. I remember When I lived a couple doors down from you and it looked like someone had poured like a bucket white house paint all over the side Miss Card

He doesn't even like we go to get he doesn't acknowledge it He's not like who the fuck poor pain on my car or the lesson birds Literally like the world's biggest bird took a shit on it. We just get in the car and he drives off and he's and you said nothing Yeah, I was like you notice it. Yeah, I was like what's all over your car? You're like we're talking about I remember your brother because your brother I remember you said that your brother was even if it was questioning you like what fucks all over his car? Yeah Then bothering cars have never been But something else you would notice within a heartbeat. Oh, yeah, it was on a comic I bought

Oh, it would fuck a drive me nuts It would be like I would lose sleep. I'd be tossing and turning and I'd be like I got to get a new copy of that comic book Just see the fold edge to the mind a minute little fucking hair Just see the fold edge to my new little fucking hair Smudge or something is not correct and it would bother the shit enemy, but yeah my car could have someone Basically fucking it was vandalized for Christ I heard that you you inspected your CDs rather carefully once you

Yeah, I was like how the fuck did he fuck that? I've read Jack's before he said you know what Jack says like and I said well when he walks in the Jack's I bet you everybody in that fucking place is fucking jumps to attention because you're the last male I'm buying any fucking CDs I'm not that's not true. I mean there's well, I people are, I mean, I'm not hip like everybody today by vinyl, you know, a backward technology, but. But you're still, you're still in the market for CDs if you see what you like. And he said that like, when you last thing about a CD and he was in Gennem was here working with you,

you, I open them up. Like a mental patient was looking at it, like, looking for the most. Talking about Gennem and mental patients, doesn't he say, all right, all right, I'm trying to talk to that, that's not it. He, you're looking for the most. Talking about getting a mental patient. It doesn't, you say? All right, I'm trying to talk to that. That's not it. He said you had a jeweler's loop out.

Like, yeah. He said it looks like it. Like, you look like Chaka looking in a mirror. He had never seen a mirror before. Chaka. Chaka. Chaka. Chaka.

Be like Barry's. Chaka CD. He said you really would like give it the once over, like, no one's business. because there's two reasons Why I've done that recently one time I got the CD wasn't even the right CD in the jewel case I got home and then the other time I would think that's a cursory glance That's a I would think you need to look at it that close

Times where I have born a couple CDs over there and they're pretty fucked up. They don't play They don't download on my iTunes and then you can rip them now It would just be I would be like it would like lock up it like Just that's that's it no man. I mean I'm also told you have every CD you've ever bought you still now. Oh, no, no a lot of times it That's true way you threw them out. No, no, no, a lot of times it. Not true. No way. You threw them out.

No, the only thing I ever keep is basically, now I don't throw them out. I traded a lot of stuff in there too. Got all your Kis CDs? Kis I have, I have my Kis CDs. You got all your Led Zeppelin CDs? I got a Japanese box that the Led Zeppelin came with all the miniature LPs.

Every time I seem to ask you for it, you have this on CD, you have it. Well, I have it on my iTunes now. What I can do ask you for you have this on CD you have it well I have it on my iTunes now what I can do is I just burn it on a CD or I put on USB drive and I can bring it in for you I don't really have a lot of I mean my like the soundtracks and scores stuff I still have that I won't you ever get rid of that right I would love a fucking Lars fucking hurt the fucking heard that suit him. They named it a lawsuit for... I didn't mention Metallica. Yeah. The last thing that I think I asked you for and you had it, it would have been probably...

I don't remember, it's been so long. Cars, I think was... Yeah, the cars, that's right. You had a cars, double disc thing. Like Rico case at cars? Yeah. Yeah, it was a long time ago. Did you get the new Metallica? I did. It's fucking great, isn't it?

You don't like it? I can't say that I think it's great. I don't think it's as good as the last album. Really? I don't think it that much. I didn't, you know what? I hardly listen to the last album until you told me like, I start listening to it and it's actually pretty good.

Right, that's magnetic. Yeah, so I listen to that. And this one I like a start listening to it, it's actually pretty good. Right, that's magnetic. Yeah, so I listen to that, and this one I like a lot too. Yeah, I was probably so much I liked it. I'll be honest, I haven't really given it an honest listen. I picked it up and... Oh, shit, I'll burn that from you then. Yeah, sure, go ahead. Ooh, Laura, you're so sweet.

You hear that? Yeah, I really do need to give it a more honest listen. I have only listened. I hear some of the songs on the radio when I'm driving around and I'm like, they don't connect with me as much as I thought they would. They kind of sound just not the same sound that I or too similar to the to another album. Yeah, which would be? What was the one they did load reload yeah, that was Well, that's that's when the radio discovered them and they started they're like hey, let's all get our haircut at the same time Like who the fuck does that?

What's that cut their hair at the same time? I'm really you've always brought that up. It's not always weird, man. It's just like Why can't, why, why, but have you, have you read anywhere that there was somebody was like, we are cutting our hair and anybody objected and they were like, you must do it. Or like, I mean, I don't understand why you always have always fixated on that. Because it was a decision as a band. They're like, all right, on the roster, here's what we got going on. This song, a fucking Kirk, good fucking solo.

Oh, and we're all gonna get haircuts at the same time. I don't believe that ever happened. Well, you thought it was the, it was, it was or again. You think they all showed up, they're like, holy shit, you got a haircut too? All four of them? No, but I'm saying like, in between the haircut

and getting the And getting the photo for the album Who's to say that the one of them didn't get it like six months of haircut before and then another one got one two months later You don't know like they all got haircuts on the same day at the same fucking barber shop I didn't I didn't see they went to the same barber shop But you're making that it was like it was a conscious decision to go with the haircuts. Oh, I think so I don't think so. I think so unless you just like just like a boy band If they were like hey, we're all gonna wear the same outfit for this fucking show

It was like what's all great? Like heavy metal like rock gods and shit and all of a sudden they're all like hey, let's get our haircut It seems weird. Yeah, never I never you yeah, like I said you really fixated on that and it never yeah I didn't give it the It seems weird. Yeah, like I said, you really fixated it on that. I didn't give it a time of day. Yeah. No, well. But back to the cars. You're buying a car.

No, but this is not the car that I'm buying. You're buying another old car? No, I'm not buying this. That's probably like a $60,000-$70,000 car. No, I'm not buying this. That's probably like a $60,000,000 car. Oh, okay. So yeah, I'm not buying this car, but you were talking about cars that like you would buy. Oh, that's your dream car? It wasn't really. I was talking about this the other day actually. In third grade, there was this guy named Gary Wise. He lived down the street for me. And he had a firebird with that metallic flake paint. It was like it was like purpley and black

and it had flames on the side. Professionally done not like some half-assed, like teenager did it or whatever. And I remember being third grade in thinking like, if I could ever own a car like that, like life couldn't get better. Life could not get better than owning that car. Maybe I'm right, because I've never owned the car. I have owned a firebird but it was a fucking baby blue piece of shit.

It's actually the same color as your sunbird or whatever. Yeah, very similar. Yeah, for a year. That would have been 84. Yeah, that's an 8-bit. But the body style was different. Yeah, a lot of... I like the new Corvettes. Oh, they're beautiful.

They're really good looking cars. How much could it go for? 50-60, maybe even more. I think whatever to how that other higher models are, 70. I mean, dude, you can't... They're beautiful. You can't look at a car now that's like... $30,000 on fine... About through 30,000 dollars.

I'm fine, about 30,000 dollars is what you're looking at. I'm like, that's fucking crazy. I mean, you buy something used that it fucking immediately breaks. Yeah, that's the thing though. That's why I will never buy a used car because I don't wanna have to like constantly worry if it's gonna break, you know.

No, my pain, I'll show you my, oh, fuck, I didn't bring it. It looks like, it looks like the car was in a hell storm, like the most hellish hell storm ever, because I got so fucking pissed the other day and I took a back. I got back to the car. Yeah, I was just in a blind rage. I have problems lately, man.

Yeah, no. Just like, yeah, I know. I just, I don't, like in the moment, I don't, like, it doesn't, I don't, have you ever, like, have you ever been like, you can't stop yourself, like, you can't stop yourself from doing something even though in the moment you know, you probably shouldn't do it. Or it doesn't even, I could probably, I usually have a threshold like a snap right It depends on what it is. I mean you can Eventually have to walk away from it eventually, but I was you know, it's there's definitely a threat I mean everybody's different. I have a threshold when it comes to certain things

I'll just I just walk away from things. You see in center Jeff come close to snapping at work ever work, no, not even with Gidham. No He just that's he just turned in. He just wear you out. Yeah, it's just, it's, it's like mentally being talked to like just, it just, whenever you say something, he refers to, it's got to be either to the computer or it's just, he just brings stuff back. He just, it's like he wants to show you, you know, you remember that stupid cartoon with a dog, he's like, can I hang with your boys?

Can I hang with your boys? It's like, it's cosly bouncing around you. It's like, he's such a good, you know, like a good, kind, hard-ed person. It's just that he just, well, I'm not saying he means well. I mean, I feel he means well, you're proof. Yeah.

I mean, he means well. I'm waiting to see some kind, some kind, it's examples of kindness. I think you're right, I think he means well. Yeah, I think he, I'm waiting to see some kind of examples of kindness. I think you're right. I think he means well, but as far as I understand, he definitely goes that way to help you if you want it. Oh, yeah, really? Well, maybe me. I mean, I didn't, I didn't bring like 30 boxes of comics up and down

this day. You know, guys, guys have a great one. As this one, you'll break. But he has a thing for like he just can't tell you. He's like, let me show you on the computer. Let me find it. Maybe that's a way for him to explain it, I guess, to you more. You know, it's maybe he's it's easier for him to do that.

But it's just it's just whatever you say, there's some kind of information that pops up and his brain, I guess, and he just automatically, he needs to tell you exactly. It's like, it's, if he doesn't tell you what would bother him, just like scratch CDs, bother me, you know, stuff like that. You know what doesn't bother me? Walt Lucreate. And why would it ever? I know. Why would Lucreate ever bother you, man? Talk about the crate I received last month, or should I say the fucking person who probably stole it off my doorstep since that was constantly happening. I'll eventually name this place, but Christ almighty, if you like people

stealing your packages, if you like illegal daycare centers, running 24 seven all around you, if you like people doing unlicensed automotive repair in the driveway and pay fucking $2,400 a month all for the fucking for the privilege, then this is the place for you. You didn't have a ring set up? No. I took it in the ring month after month. We're fucking advertised all sorts of. We're fucking. No, and I said to those, one of the things I said to the lady, like this was, I don't know, I can't remember if I talked about this or not,

but this is in the summer where I had two motorcycles parked in the same spot and it became a whole fucking thing. They're like, we're gonna tell one of them and also the shit so I go down to the fucking, to the office and I was like what is the problem? I was like I don't get it and they're like well you're not allowed to have two vehicles in one spot and I said where does it say that anywhere? I said I'm taking up one spot and you have to pay you have to pay for these spots. You live in a fucking apartment, a luxury

apartment complex and you have to pay for these spots. It's just being so petty though because if you could fit two motorcycles in the spot Yeah, that happened what difference would it make to anybody else in that building? That's what I said you know In-fringing motorcycles in the spot what difference does it mean? You're not infringing on anybody else because they want the money for the second motorcycle I want you to pay for the Want they want that fucking money money money money It's not as good as bringing our stuff down is showing we're cheap

We have to lucrate and yeah, I said to the yeah, well, I said to the lady I said I said I Like she goes it's not fair. I was like how if you tell me how it's not fair I said I will move them You know those little electric cars that they have those they're oh, yeah I hate them. I want to push them over when I see them But if you were able to fit to in there, would you be mad though at somebody? You know when people weren't mad at me, when I used to, in the winter,

when I wasn't using the, when I only had the one motor cycle, I had parked it at the very head of the spot, and then I would pull my car in. So I was only, I'm allowed to spots, but I'm like, it gets cold, really cold, you know, the spots are always taken, you know, sometimes people don't want to walk that far.

So I'm like, if I only take up one spot, then what's the big deal? It's that, sometimes people don't want to walk that far. So I'm like, finally take up one spot, then what's the big deal? Then it wasn't a problem. But what I have two bikes in one spot, and I said to the lady, I was like, look, I like you. I said, tell the property manager, call me about it, because I'm going to talk to her in a way that I don't want to talk to you.

And she said, okay, that I never heard anything about it again. Then they never said anything. Right. But yeah, it's like, you should see these cars, and she said, okay, that I never heard anything about it again. Then they never said anything. Right. But yeah, it's like you should see these cars. You know, if you like the fucking random drug raid now and then this is a spot for you. If you like shitty appliances, you know,

like I'm telling you, dishwashers, fucking real loud, the dryer, if you'd like to see a wash towel, you got to dry them three fucking times because the dryer sucks. The washer doesn't have a fabric softener to spend you like all the little fucking nitty-knit picky fucking bullshit That they could get away with be because they're cheap cunts or corporate fucking pieces of shit That's all they care about is the fucking bottom line. They're traded publicly You know this is it sees what I mean You're back in the Rams and I'm sure I'm sure you have to deal with you always say just joking again

No, I don't have to deal now. I don't really have to deal with anything about the list things that we off like I went to Verizon today To try to return this Files box and it's just some other fuckers. What's that? It's a cable box. You can get it right to write to any Verizon store? Well, that's what I was told until I fucking got there and they're like, well, it's showing that your account is in canceled. And I was like, all right, well, can you do that? No, they can't do that there.

You have to call. So I call and I just keep getting the same shit the same fucking Recording about paying and it's like but I paid like everything's paid I just have to return the box and I'm right like I can feel myself I'm ready to look it up and see if you paid I'm ready to throw the fucking box across the fucking showroom Like it's a bag with the box and the fucking router in it This is why I want to come and Susanna's great. She hold like grabbed my arm because. And she's in, she's like, grab my arm. Cause she's like, she's like,

let's just go, let's just go. Cause I'm like, you mother fucker yet. I did it. I had to go back all the way back to the house and I was like, I just called and they're like, okay, well, you know, give him a couple of seconds but you can bring it back.

I'm like a couple of seconds. I was like, I'm 25 fucking minutes away. Like, like a couple seconds. I was like, I'm 25 fucking minutes away. Like come on man. It's like a little fucking bring it back to a wireless store. That's what they said. Yeah. Like the bigger Verizon store, whatever. I don't know.

It's the new show of life. Yes, that's a good shit. It's the same thing that everybody's going through. Right. So you got to remind yourself, you're a special boat. Right, I'm in the boat. You are an angel. I'm a fucking ant, mother fucker. Oh, yeah, proudly

Well, I don't know about that anger. Yes, I'm proud Lee. No, I don't want to be proud. He's the fire Oh, no, no, I'm not gonna be if you think somebody was like hey, I'll take care of that Fios thing for you. No, no, no, I'm too proud for you to to do all these things out You you want to oh if he was like oh, you're from fucking cow-pookman. Let up and let me hook you up of course I would why the fuck would I not anybody would do that's human nature well if you want to if you want to maintain your one of the people this is why I am everyone can fucking rest assured that I'm getting no fucking special treat in anywhere especially not from this con I was supposed to be at the con. Oh, you fucking shit man. Anyway, Luke Crate, yeah.

I don't know. They got no- Well, it came last time, I forget. Well, it was- I mean, you can get comics, you get hats, you get shirts, you get pops, they had a really cool Assassin's Creed pop. Oh, God's awesome. Did you see the commercial for Assassin's Creed?

No. You know, Nintendo? I don't even know what it is. Honestly, really? I don't even know what it is. I don't want so much TV. I don't know. I mean, it's like a video game, but I mean, it's a video game. I know, but I mean, I can't imagine that you haven't come across the hard term. I'm ready to be like him. Traded in that stupid box, doesn't Assassin's Creed go to women's prison? I don't watch them just some in the news and I watch all I can't even watch the fucking bullshit I just leave out the bathroom asshole. Oh really? Yeah, we get it. We get it golden globes Fucking Hollywood cock suck and assholes fucking pat your stuff in the back

Okay, you're great. You were great in that movie now. Let's all hear what you have to say about politics Because you're fucking Your opinion is so important and thank God you now have this fucking platform that you can go and tell everyone What everyone fucking thinks that way No shit is there one person in there since Scott Bayer was invited then it's gonna be like well no Trump It's like fuck you we get it Trump sucks. The way if you got that email though like hey We we have you are you've been nominated for reality TV Who are we up against what other reality shows?

Some of the big ones still I imagine the Kardashians are still big That's still on yeah, I think so Okay, so we're up against Kardashians. It's it's there's what four or five. Oh, there's plenty of Kardashians is The practical Joker's considered reality. I wouldn't think so. I don't think so be maybe it could be It's a high bra, but I don't think that they're like I say looking at the day-to-day life I think of But go back to Lucre don't you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, just finish up the Lucre. Okay, well finish Lucre and then oh Lucre I mean come on man, you know, you know, why am I fucking telling you? You know how awesome it is right?

Do you get it Sunday Jeff? Oh, man. Oh, man. Don't you have pets you want to geek out? Do you want to geek out? Do you want to geek out your pets, Walt? I mean, you could try loop pets. It's a box for like with pet items. I guess so. There's a bunch of shit you can get. Epic gear, house, where's collectibles.

Special shoes for your dogs. You can climb up the steps. Looper. Looper. If you're more of a fanatical fashionista, yeah, you can get what like you can get a Luke Crate fucking one of those back things the guys at home. Do you put where she can carry dogger? It's kind of picture you don't if you want to get fancy because Luke creates they're basically saying like Luke creates not that fancy, but if you want to be really fancy, you know, get it even bigger box with loot crate DX. Yeah.

Yeah. Loot pets if you want to geek out your pet. I can't stand people that do that shit. Isn't it cute? Oh, I put a fucking costume on my cat. Cat doesn't want to wear a costume. The offer expires January 19th at 9 p.m. Pacific. January, you're going to like this wall. Old school theme origins, Lucrate has awesome and exclusive items from your old school favorites. Superman, Captain America, Mario, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and it includes a monthly t-shirt and pin.

Now do you like the origins of like the real origins? Like dark night returns origin versus like the bear. You mean Batman, you mean? Yeah, versus like the first, you mean? Yeah, versus like the like the first Batman origin story whatever detected 27 was for the for the most yet but for the most look at me go!

Comic book man. The for the most part the origins remain. Six years rubbed off. I learned one thing. I learned a couple of things. Six years of being a half-brain. He's the one with the webs, right? I find that they remained true I learned one thing. I learned a couple of things. I'm sure there's a big habit.

You're one with the webs, right? I find that they remained true in the spirit of the origin remains the same, but there's a couple tweaks for modern age viewers. You need to tweak it a little bit. Mario, though, is considered... Mario is listed in those names. The story, Camario. a lot of people like Mario Kart I know is like people like I Didn't we weren't really into video games like we were into like arcade games

Like you go to our can and play but home video like it kind of sucked so we didn't we didn't really play it that much But I guess like in the late start it into the early 90s But I guess like in the late start of the arc into the early 90s Like that all that Mario shit It's a generation of people who fucking love it. I knew a new Mario game just came out. Oh did it not too long I like on the iPhone or something. Yeah, I could be that wasn't in Donkey Kong originally. Yeah, yeah Yes, he was Which is that he Jeff? You go. I know. Do you said, Jeff? You go. I know. Do you have a favorite? You don't like video games, huh?

I mean, back in the 80s, I played video games. I mean, it's like, did I, the stuff they got today, though, is just like, you can watch like the NFL stuff. You just put on demo. It's like watching a regular game. You don't even have to play it anymore. It's like, watch the demo. It's so crazy just so many games they got. I've been playing this game on Xbox One, Call of Duty, but zombies, I think I told you about that, right?

I don't really play with other people that much, I play by myself, because I'm trying to get these challenges in shit. This is my life, these are the challenges I present to myself. Well, yeah, you gotta start with virtual challenges, and then work with virtual challenges and then work yourself into the real world. Yeah, like maybe when I'm like 50 and higher or 60. Give me give me another 10 years. Let me go into virtual world, kill virtual people and then go out into the real world. Yeah, I'm still in my craft. Where is that motherfucker? He's weird because you always talk about I was thinking about this today. You're like people like oh, you're killing zombies, killing zombies, but somebody's very dense,

you're not killing them, right? What are you doing? I guess you would be re-killing them. That would be the proper way to describe them. See, they have to be like, we gotta shut them down. People are gonna start questioning the walking dead. Okay. Also, this is a non-paid announcement, but there's this this app called Shutter. Have you heard of this?

It has a fucking heard of assessors Creed. No, it's true. Everybody knows apps. Yeah. Some apps I know. What apps? It's much realistic, it's post-tickers. Yeah, it's awesome.

But apps are really cool too. You too, but is it app? Of course it's an app. That's a website, right bad door. You too, so you too, is it app? Who's this an app? That's a website, right? Is it a website? There it is, web. Web. Yeah, web, it's new thing.

No, an app is more like say like a map quest or any number of things are YouTube. That is a shortcut to a website. Hey, it came with the phone. It's still, it's on the home side. It's on your app. I guess technically you're right. Pandora, but that's also a regular way.

You can use that from a computer too. You don't have to. But anyway, there's these ch... It is so hard and it fucking drives me crazy that I can't do it. Because I know there's some fucking seven-year-old out there who's like, and then I watch tutorials on this app called YouTube and the number of zombies chasing these people and they're like, oh, can you do this? And they're all calm.

They're all like, it's like their fucking heart rate is at like 70. Meanwhile, I'm like ready to fucking whip a fucking whole entire system through a TV screen because I'm like, God damn it, I almost had it. And it's meaningless. Just let it. It's fucking meaningless. Yeah. It's just repetition, though, until you figure out the right, the proper sequence of buttons to press or, you know, to figure it out. But it's also, it's a good way to to I don't think about anything else. What I'm doing that I think about nothing else. I should play neck game. Ordin. Right. It is if I don't

play it enough already. All right. Luke create. So go to lucraight.com slash T E S D. Enter that code T E S D to save 10% off any new subscription. Come on, you know you like this shit. It's not that much and it's, yeah, it's a bunch of fucking stuff. It's stuff that you would say. I don't know if, I don't know if I'm supposed to, I don't know if we're supposed to talk about this, but Lucrates do go up in value. You know, if you keep your Lucrate intact, keep the box, you know, you don't take any, you know,

you could resell that Lucrate for far more than you paid for. It's an investment sometimes an investment You know, I will say I have flipped a lucrate box or two in my time and have been very happy with the results I'm sure you really yeah, which one I get lucrates all the time I just like sage takes apart There was a group pop that came in there that you can only get in the lucrate one. I got that I think I gave you to me. I flipped that shit That was a present

Boy, yeah, so what card do I get I'm thinking about getting a Jeep Sunday Jeff like a Just but just listen and to cue what he said about his Jeep. Why he was like it. He had a lot of problems with it, didn't he? He had a problem with the windshield from the wall. They had a lot of problems with his car, didn't he? Why a Jeep? Beak, I'll tell you why, because everything looks like a fucking station wagon.

Like throwing a station wagon. I mean, nothing, but it's just it's not me. You're age. You're at the age that you could drive a station wagon and nobody old bad and I Oh Remember you got that giant station wagon my grandmother simulated wood panels Yeah, I used on a station wagon when I first turned 18 my grandmother gave me her car Yeah, it was it was like as long as like a burrow bus Yeah, and it did it was yellow and it had that wood grain

I was missing the surfboard down the top I had a fucking eight cylinder engine So it was real fast and shit. Yeah, shit. This shit hour. We could haul all kinds of stuff. I could smoke But a Jeep like a Jeep like a Jeep Wrangler with the Wrangler's all right. He's got regular the four doors Cherokee rather than the two everybody. Yeah, there's's I mean there's all kinds of little ones Patriot and compass and all these other ones. I had a Jeep once that I liked Well, you know, you can throw shit in it, you know put the kids to make it and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, this is what I mean The my own

Almost 40,000 It was crazy dude special edition ryan was like I'm a I was like you crazy It was crazy dude special disarray was like a mother. I was like are you crazy? What are you? A Kia? I mean, I'm not a kid's a key that's what is Mike have cuz Mike told when Mike told me how much his fucking car cost I was like holy shit. I never seen a guy ripped off No, he doesn't he doesn't he drives a not a key. What's the other one? What's the other, not Kia, but a Hyundai? Oh, Hyundai? A Santa Fe? Yeah, I think he's a pretty nice car, actually.

I think, anyway, Kia's, I think, like early on, people were like, a Korean piece of shit. Yeah, I don't have any more, man. No, no, no. The Hyundai makes a good product now. Um, I don't like this, the Kia Soul, it looks like that. I don't like that boxy shitty guy. I just want the, the chip chip monks do the fucking commercial in there

I don't know do they hey her Jason Lee doing a I hop commercial the other day radio no TV TV Yeah, he was doing on TV. I was like I wonder how like how do you do that? How do you get like a TV commercial? I mean because I can't think Lee has a good voice, but is it so great that somebody's like we need him as the voice right now? I'm glad he got it because he's like a super nice guy and anything good that comes to that dude. I'm glad because he's a fucking great dude. Maybe he just went and he told his agent like to get maybe into the voice over you. Yeah, he does.

He did. He was one of the guys in Incredibles. Right. Well, that's how he got it. Yeah. He played the villain. Yeah, but it's not like he appeared in the IHog Marshall He's basically just like come on in for free links and

If you and you realize how lucrative and how easy voice overwork is you tell your agent you're like hey Put my name out there. I want to I want to I want to get my name out there. I want voice over I watch Sunday Jeff do some voice over for a clinician to look that easy get my name out there. I want voice over. I watch Sunday Jeff do some voice over for Climation to look that easy. Well, matching it up with that sound, keeping that time in. That's it. It's not easy, right? Even if it's just like a fraction of a second off, but I was saying they wanted it so close to the work. I mean, the way that the lips were moving. Speaking of Climation lines, Sal did his... Did you hear them?

I didn't hear him. He never felt the difference with the mic. So good. So fucking good. He's a funny him, he never thought of them. So good. So fucking good, he's a funny motherfucker man. He had so many great reads, like so many great reads and I'm like, I told Pepper I was like, you choose it because I like so many of them. He had an ad lib, did he? Did he ad lib?

I don't think so. I know, yeah, he had to follow it pretty exactly. He had to follow the lines, yeah. But even if he had like I wouldn't have been I was like here. You're you're a monkey of comedy I tell you know Well, cheesy animation out of context that this sound very flashing Get out of my house

A monkey of comedy. Yeah, so I'll be right. I'm looking around I'm just like I don't know like I don't I don't yeah Nobody's gonna be like well, what's that fucking guy doing in a station wagon? He looks too cool But like you shouldn't feel though that like anybody's going to look down on you if you walk out of a station wagon I don't I don't I just don't like Trust me this point I'll look at of anything Yeah, don't what's going to be like oh my god, what happened to Brian Johnson? He's in a station. Yeah, I remember when he used to fucking think he was gonna get a car

A car just like Gary wise and now look at him He's driving around station wagon He's a soccer mom. Why did you give up the dream that you were never gonna get your quintess? I mean I should when I saw any happy dream that you were never gonna get your quintess. I mean, I should have when I saw any happy dream. Yeah, when I saw it. Yeah. What did you say?

You're like, wow, never gonna get that car. Soon as I saw it. Really? You know, it's a ridiculous amount of money. But you know what, it's like I said, it's after being doing that for so long, cars, you see what I'm driving. Cars mean of traffic.

What moves your needle? Is it still toys? Nah. It's not even toys anymore that really that really that really makes me concerned I don't care about anything either yeah I mean it's just like maybe that's just the the fact that just getting like maybe older and wiser that you just you start to you know just like you know you look at it's like what the hell I collect the shit you're the same way too though no I wish I had that fucking outlook. It's like because I'm fucking fatter and stupider and older and I'm gonna die soon, but you were We could say you'd be like less hungry

and I want A store dreamed of having a customer like you rabid willing to spend you did get that Right that's what every store wants and now you're to tell me though that like it was all just to listen was there that was like the hype then and that's you know there is don't believe the hype. Well no you can't believe the hype trust me I spent it in a hype. Speaking truth to power

right now. Yeah, testify Back then why why what happened? Kindled a lot of stuff that you weren't able to get remember there's a long period of time Where you know here's I'll tell you why the price on that 485,000 That's a cute hard air. That's what he pays in taxes. I remember he wants a muscle car He told me he wants a Chevy Nova muscle car. It's obtainable I mean, there ain't no 485 It's definitely obtainable for him. Um, but I remember Years go

Thursday nights. I would just get that call and be like like I scored and it was like it was like as if like you hit the black Jack tournament He was like, is if like you hit the blackjack tournament and you could lottery. And I'd be like, I just want him to show me. I go, he buys just no my answer figures, box sets. I got him all. He's like,

he's like, I'm bastard. Like, he called me at nine o'clock. And I get on a Thursday and I feel like, why'd he keep calling? He's on the toys. He's like, she buys her box.

He comes out and he's got, it looks like a jack in a box pumping out of here, but I will what I will maintain that I Wish we can go back to that are There was true excitement. There was true like joy. There's not I don't feel that I don't feel it now. I walk into a store and I don't I don't see I mean you'll watch what's what made you lose that that that feel it's just that it's a fashion the passion you know it is it's like you walk into a room is like I can't even move in this fucking house

it's there's so much I think what happened you know you were the guy I was like he'll die it's the same level I buried a bunch of toys that's what. I would have thought that you'd be the guy that would not lose their mojo. Yeah, it's just, I mean, it's, I don't know, after... You had toy mojo, bro. Oh, yeah. You thought for sure you were going to end up on hoarders. You could have. I thought you were like, you were going to go out like in a blaze of glory, not like in a

fucking just like give it all up. You're fizzling like a wet firecracker. What? I didn like give it all up. You're fizzling like a wet fire crack. What? I didn't give it all up. I mean I gave him a very good shot. You're just in this statues and shit. No you're in denial man. You're in a statue. No statues are pretty fucking cool.

I don't get that many statues. No just busts and statues. You're a bust and a lot cheaper than some of them. You don't have to hunt for. Correct. You don't have to hunt for. Correct. You don't want to hunt for it no more. You want you to look the easy way out. He's a gatherer now.

He ain't a hunter no more. Yeah. That was a, like wasn't he just a young man's game? Hunt the boy. No, no, no, no, no. He ain't got young bucks out there. wagon by the time the sun goes champ over there How many years would you say you spent your lunch hour? Oh How many years

Hey, I worked here every day. Yeah, I'm thinking that's, I missed that, I wrote it. And you had your life. I tried to get out of there too. You have your country, right? You tried to actually get hired there. So you can get, you know, all of that. That's how much you loved it. You'd be like, hey, why is this box retaped? Well, it changed figures right of it.

And now, like, if that opportunity came up to work, it was our own life. You probably say no. You know, I'd actually, I mean, if it was something I was aware of anymore, I would definitely get it. But action figures, you could care less what action figures come in. Just a little plastic.

But you see how much the, how much figures are now compared to the war when we were starting to go around, you can tell about early 90s. You see how much at $20, $27 for a freaking action figure now. It's not. Did you pick up one of those sweet Ming statues? Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, what though? I think it looks like a class of the Titans piece where he just like flips them over. But that's where we that's where we, you know, we became friends. I mean, that's why I feel like I missed that era because we

don't even care about it. No more. You know, we didn't even know it. But those were one of those we would look back on those days as like Those were the best days of our collecting lines. Those were the days my friend We didn't even realize it though that like we didn't realize it. Yeah Yeah, it'll always be like this Yeah, well always we'll always look for toys like always have toys a rush And then and then we didn't think it would ever Did he already places closest and badges,

eb electronics, kb, these places are on our end anymore either. I know, but you can't blame the patients. Guys, you got the round the monitor, a hot ton Amazon. This guys are stupid. That's why you don't see any young books anymore. It's like, those guys are idiots. Look at them.

We just didn't realize that we don't, we can't even remember that last Thursday you went out You know you can't remember that last Thursday that became the last Thursday you did it not knowing it would be the I think about that a lot I do my victory lap not his not his Thursday But like I think back on my cancel like last Thursday I don't know right. I don't remember the last My victory lap around some coast a couple of times. I don't remember.

They must have been like he died, right? Yes. They're like, that dude would not fuck us. Yeah, I happen to not do it the right day. Remember? He must have died. It got wider. But I don't remember the last time I took the kids

to Sesame Place. And we went like all the time. I don't remember the last time we did certain things. I'm like, I should remember that. I should remember that. I remember stuff like that. But we did it so often. It's like, I don't remember the last time. Yeah, I can imagine the hunting bleeding into each other a little. But the amount of times you went to Sesame Place, you know, I remember that I remember, sure, I have memories of those of those times but i don't remember the last time i want a walking out being like

we won't be here anymore the kids that i don't want to go to a place no more you know i don't remember it and i didn't acknowledge it and it bothers me are you a big uh... picture taker we don't do stuff i i picture my head's i i like more i don't like to look at the pictures they make me sad you were sent to me pictures of my of a kateland when she was little. I told you to stop sending me. You can't remember. You know what? I don't even think anything of it till I started going through pictures of like when I was young, like with my grandmother. I'm like, this is like,

saddest fucking thing ever. I've got a smile on my face. Yeah. These were like, these were good days. These were great days. These were days that I looked forward to like because she would she used to go golfing in the Bahamas all the time. She was a big golfer and she liked to go golfing the Baham- our promoter, I'm sorry. And she always prompts me. She's like, someday when you get a little older, she's like, I'm gonna teach you how to golf and like she had a little putter setup for me, like, you know, those automatic, like, you put it into the thing. Oh, yeah, kick it back up. Yeah. And she was, I can someday I'll take you to Bermuda and we'll golf together, all this shit. And then of course, you know, she died of cancer

from cigarettes smoking. Dude, every picture of her, smoking, drinking one hand cigarette in the other. Fucking crazy. I also found out my other on my father's side. I thought that he was, you know what my grandmother's house looks like. It has a very big like crawl space. It's a crawl space, but you can't stand up, you'd have to bend over a little bit, but it's kind of big. And my grandfather was missing for three days and they thought he just took off because he would go on benders because he was a drunken shit.

He passed out and was sleeping under that house for, and it has a dirt basement floor. Cobwebs everywhere. When I was a kid, I was scared shitless of going on there because it was immediately, like the temperature dropped, almost like you went into a cave. No one's sleeping for three days, that dude was in a coma then. He was probably, was there a bottle next to his hand?

He was probably almost dead, yeah. Like he probably, yeah, he probably brought a couple bottles down and he's like, one time when I just found out too and my father was Edgar was young. My grandmother had to go somewhere so she put my grandfather in charge of them and he was going around to the bars and he would leave Edgar in the, I mean, he's real little in the stroller outside the bar. He'd go and drink a little while, go down to the next bar, drink a little while. My grandmother drives by, sees my father in the stroller outside of bar, picks him up, doesn't

say anything to my grandfather. My grandfather's all fucked up. It's like shit. What am I gonna do? Goes back to all these bars. Like, did I leave my kid here? Ha! Oh.

He's in the back. He's in the back. He's in the back. He's in the back. He's in the back. He's in the back. He's in the back. He's in the back.

He's in the back. He's in the back. He's in the back. He's in the back. He's in the back. He's in the back. He's in the I'm like, I'm never gonna have any kids, man. You know, except for the stage, of course. Well, none of your brothers have any kids yet. My brother, Eric, got married. Is he, is he, is he planning on it? No, he has a stepson though. Yes. That kid's like, but, but, but, so you're, so the Johnson seed could end.

If you guys don't, it will probably end probably end. Yeah, you don't think Aaron It's gonna Look or pregnant I just kidding You just seem like the thing to say Give him the cash for man You know, I mean let's not let me let's not It's not

Bloodline can be drawn to be you guys you get an older right if you're not gonna have these kids You gotta you gotta do it now. Look at what's his name from the stones. It didn't make you oh my god That's right. You guys are it Mick Jagger fucking in terms of like 15 grand a month It's like nothing to that guy. Yeah, you can't use that as a barometer because that's not real world. I can't imagine myself against a joker. Because you can have a nanny he can have. I mean, like you got a new and.

Use has a nanny. You should see the life muses leading. Dude, it's insane. Has a nanny? His, I'm convinced his wife is a fucking super genius or a super criminal. Because they're driving around in Teslas. They got like a home in LA.

She's got a nanny. I don't know, man. She still doesn't know what to say. Is it all clerks money? I think it's fucking clerks money, eh? No, you know what it is? It's his wife is like your wife. She invested it very smart, very careful.

Doesn't let the fuck doesn't let him go near the fucking money. No, no, that's that's that's probably the first rule in keeping your money. She let him go near it once and fucking regretted it. Well, I mean, he has a he loves fucking. I mean, you know what? I hate to say it, but it just dawned on me. I thought you would be the guy that would never give up the ghost with toys, but the guy

who really would not will never give it up is muse. He still likes toys, huh? He still loves it with the passion that you once had. Really? I thought he'd do the vapor cigarettes that he was doing, he was trying to do, the muse juice or whatever. What's up? Yeah, something market is a toy Oh, you're saying that

Fingers in a lot of pies yeah, so but I'm just saying no it just hit me though I thought there was nobody from our crew that still had the passion. I was wrong It's probably muse still got it right. Yeah muse out muse. Yeah, no more toys Do you collect the high-end statues? No, no more I used to it. It's just no more you still you collect books high-end coffee table books Yeah, but I wrote books got the L. Virebooks, right? Yeah, then This clown comes up and brings up three books that he had downstairs one that you You're signed and he had one that yeah, you're by robber book is downstairs

I could just got one right here. Why who's who's we gonna take mine? I didn't take any of them I put the one that I have to get on the store Love one the sign by our we're close friends with help. You really want one side by Elf? You can have mine. But it's fine to me though. That's why I said I said take it, but he brings the books upstairs. I was like, I don't want these books. It's kind of Brian is signed to Kevin side. I tried. I forgot that you were saying Elf Viral is iconic and you were shitting all over it. Oh yeah, and when we did it, we did a podcast once and I said that. Yeah, I'm glad she didn didn't hear that I'm glad she doesn't listen to Tom Steve thing I'll go help nobody nobody adds her at her Twitter and says that I said oh yeah, don't I just said that for comedic purposes

I think she ovira gets it a viral gets comedy she fucking gets it would you have liked to have met her? I would have minds here. You should have come down. Did you tell him? She looked fucking amazing here you should have come down did you tell him she looked like she looked ageless like a real vampire I asked her I don't know if it made it to the air but I do you know what one kind of monster she is because it's hard to tell is she a vampire or she is zombie I think she's more vampire or something else she was out in the daytime she cannot be a vampire how do you have to hurt fucking coffee table book and you don't know this answer?

Yeah, you just cover it extensively. What else would she back? Huh she's not as on be either she's um Mr. Something dark. Yeah, she's a like a ghost. She's she's a kind of like a succubus like a cool Corrected yourself to the wrong way. Tell them Steve Dave. I'm not trying to warn you, cause you can't find me. I got here on a forum, and I'm just gonna need to let go. I see here on Kano, and I'm just never gonna let go. I see here on Kano, and I'm just beginning to enjoy

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