Tell Em Steve-Dave - #326: The Atomic Lantern of Love

Episode Date: February 27, 2017

Bry marches in a peace rally, Valentine's Day philosophies. Music: Grady Seasons - Supervisor

Dick Pick, cock on the lips, Dick and Retro Bush insertation, Dick Break in the Jungle She makes my heart glow brighter than an atomic lantern. This will totally freeze your throat so you have no gag reflex. Happy Valentine's Day. Just push the stomach up if you don't like it on your head. Tell them Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave. Here with Wally. What? What's going on here?

Now we've got a regular mics back so everything should sound nice and crystal. Yeah. Ming went off to LA, absconded with our normal microphones so we had to use headsets to those guys. I love Ming. Whooo! What's going through his head? You know I love Ming. I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I going through his head? You know I love Ming I I fuck damn man like why would he do that to us

They're not his mics. They're not his mics if you get a Ford flight Hotel at the sunset fucking marquee which is 700 bucks a night Like you tell me you can't afford a mic to pod can what he has a mic but I guess just the one and With third rate nobody's is even fucking Robin out mics to Well Katrina law she's on arrow. I don't watch arrow. I don't either but I but I imagine it's a very popular show It is she's nice. Okay. A girl named Laney who Again very nice, but she's essentially like a,

like what Julia does for us, like book shows and stuff like that. Okay. All right. So I guess they, both of them probably have interesting stories, but do they have to be sent into our mics? No, they could be sent into any mics at all.

Right. Nobody you've mentioned so far has ever performed an exorcism I don't think, have they? No, if you want clear sound, you want, well, neither did our guy, but, I'm not fairness. But yeah, if you want clear sound, you want to coming from an exorcist,

and I like lady, she's nice, but I doubt that it was a riveting and say, Father Lance. Yeah. So what are you gonna do? Nothing. We've taken steps to ensure we're now triple recording every episode.

Yeah. And somebody alerted me. I think it was yesterday was the seventh anniversary of the episode dropping. Get out. We're in the seventh year. the episode dropping get out here we're still fucking up If we do happen when your sound guy gets famous and doesn't give a fuck anymore. Yeah, about the sound that is on me Yeah, all right. All right. I'll take it. I'll take it. I was thinking about you the other day, Keele. Yeah, I think about you every day pretty much, but I was thinking about your Star Wars essay. Yeah, and I was in CBS on Valentine's Day, heading out of prescription.

Now, do you think we'll we'll we see the end of Valentine's Day in our lifetime? No. It happened in Pakistan. Did it? They outlawed it. They, oh, I saw it. Was it Pakistan or Saudi Arabia was a Pakistan one of those One of those places one of those places where they're App to band stuff on like an a way

All of a sudden you're one day you're able to celebrate it and like an hour later you can't and if you do So it's one of those places where they shoot from the hip and whatever you're celebrating yesterday, you might not be able to celebrate the next. Well, Marcus turned it into that, but yeah, go ahead. That's not true. That's not true. You gotta give it to American as much as Trump

during his running, he's like, here is the shit I'm gonna do just so you know he got into the office into the office unlike most politicians he started doing that shit and people are like well well to be fair people didn't like what he said he was gonna do he's thinking he wanted to do though every time he turns around so he's like

uh... good good well what happened to you what do you mean somebody's like, no. Good. Good. Good. Wow. What's going on? What happened to you, man? What do you mean? Well, the sudden now you're, you're, you're, you're disin America.

You're saying America's turned into a place where we outlaw fun things. Like Valentine's Day. Well, you know. But what were you gonna say about Valentine's Day, but the number of people scrambling, men and women for cards, oh yeah.

Hearts, hearts with candies in them were you one of them? no come on where are you doing in the store? yes and I was getting a prescription oh yeah prescription for love maybe trying to spree shine you know I see things over with Suzanne with a big

old box of chocolates yeah I was like here's some cough syrup and you know it was science infection I'll share it I thought the cough syrup was to you know it was science infection, I'll share it. I thought the cost of earplugs was to get her in the mood. Oh yeah, it's to let her not go out. That wasn't so much cost. This will totally freeze your throat so you have no gag reflex.

Happy Valentine's Day. Just push the stomach up if you don't like it on your head Love you You know Freedom you're American If you love me American. If he loved me, however I want you to, you say, you say, no matter what I turn into. You got it.

So you are mad at the people trying to frantically cover their bases around that thing? Mad with me, no for state. That was just something I noticed. You're observing it. I was observing it and I was observing a bunch of people who really didn't care. They don't care. It's the least amount of thought you can put into it. Mm-hmm.

Life you do it, right, you mean? You're doing it on the day? Doesn't matter when you do it as long as you do it. Kind of. Because someone who puts thought into it is doing something beyond chocolates and a card, I think. No, I don't even do that. So I'm not judging them. Okay, it sounds like you are though. I'm not judging them.

Okay, I'm judging them. But I'm judging them from a perspective of like just come on over to this side, man, say fuck it. Mm-hmm. Well, they don't want to go get some coughs here. Well if they had their way they would but they don't have their way. If they were if they had Brian Johnson mode Joe and able to pull it off, yeah they would. Yeah, but not everybody can do you know. The wire's got one like me without any context. Everybody could pull off your lifestyle. That's true. Very few. Oh they all got it. style. That's true. Very few. Oh, they all know it. I can't pull off that like that tough love or that kind of like, you know, take it or leave it. It's like America. Love

it or leave it baby. Go back to where you came from. You don't like it. I'm a baby. Actually, I'm a D.V. Actually, you really do have that kind of mentality of love or leave it. Yeah, you got to respect that. Because you've never wavered from that no matter how damaging or how bad things get, it's always the same. You could be at the top of your game. You still have that mentality. Then when it maybe when you know things were at a low point you know you still have that mentality. Yeah. Now you're back on the up swing and

still got it man. You never changed. Yeah I'm consistent. kept it real. Like a rock. Yeah that's a big man. Yeah I kept it real. Not people don't keep it real so much people not keeping it real. It's CVS don't keep it real. So a bunch of people are not keeping it real at CVS. Yeah. We're going to deal about that. What did you do for Valentine's Day? Well, did we talk about this? Did you, um, I was talking to scrambling around CVS? Um, I did some scrambling.

You always had to do some scrambling. So I don't see that's why I don't think it's bad to do scrambling. As long as you get it, I don't understand the mentality. It's like if I bought it 30 days prior on January 14th. If I bought it, what difference would it make it, is if I bought it 30 days prior on January 14th, if I bought it, what difference would it make it, is if I bought it on February 14th? Well, okay, here's where I'm speculating that this is the only thing they're doing.

Like, you probably did more. First of all, why the fuck would you go to dinner on Valentine's Day? Actually, we did it the day before, when I'm on the 13th. That's experience, that's good. That's, I That's good. That's, I'm an experience, you know, all these many years later you learn,

and you know, if you, but we're not people that go out to Fancy Smanchie places. It's in her after 530. How are you gonna go anywhere? You gonna go to Lafamada for Magerain? I mean, we went to a nice, a nice, our place, it's nice. It's romantic.

It's it's not your neighborhood barn grill. It's it's Friday. It's still you know it's our Friday. What's wrong with that? There's nothing wrong with that. But I know some people would be like you know they would be like you know. Why't you bring her to a fancy place in the city Why do you have to go to Friday? That's not us man We keep it real too. We don't keep it Brian Johnson real right Well, you people do that you wouldn't have a wife and kids You'd be lonely inside I'm trying to keep a tough exterior.

You're telling me you don't care. Watching every one of you also. Happy. Rain and then, Brent. Rain and then. You're letting too much out. You're letting too much out. You're letting too much out.

You're letting too much out. You're letting too much out. You're letting too much out. You're letting too much out. You're letting too much out. You're letting too much out. You're letting too much out. You're letting too much out. You're letting too much out. You're letting too much out. You're letting too much out. It's fine. Drink this. Where's my coffee room? So you went to Friday's? What do you have to get in a special gift?

Yeah, I did. Boy, I just don't remember what the special gift was. I don't know if this may hurt my credibility as a person. Like I look at the pass on Friday. It's gonna be especially difficult. I got one of those, I saw this. I noticed my wife was it's unusually interested in a commercial

for one of those lanterns that you can deep fry or put in a block of ice or run over with a tank. She's like, I want to do all those things tonight. So lanterns? It's like a lantern. It's like on, it's like on one of those commercials. Like this lantern is, you can see from two miles away. Okay. So I brought her one of these lanterns that I saw when I was at this, when I was at the writing. Like, so there I am in the S2M TV section. Jupiter was struck. The lantern is here.

I'm a cat with my daughter. It's like when she's so, she goes, what did dad get you? And she couldn't believe she was, what else did he get? He just didn't get this lantern. And I was like, yeah, I did. I just got the lantern. She's like, and she's like, he didn't just get the lantern. He just got the lantern. I could hear her talking to her.

She's like, to Alicia or sister. I can't believe he just got her a lantern. What is she gonna do with a lantern? Now was she happy with the lantern? Like, because she showed interest in it, so. Well, then I was like kind of like, was she like, what? You totally misread my reaction.

That was the way it happened. I'm not sure what she would never come out and be like, it's a fucking indestructible lantern. Yeah, but I think I should have like paid a little, I should have went to the girls to find out their reaction to the lantern before our boat, because they'd bring up some good points. It's like, it's probably, we have little use for lanterns. Yeah, she's like, what is she, a fucking outdoorsman?

Yeah, what is she, I get the lights to go out. Like what is, it'll really compliment her polar-of-year costume. It's just one of these, I'm sure you guys have seen it, it's like commercials everywhere. It's like this like this marine is like you can't destroy this lantern. Yeah. And what you do is it collapses. And then when you pick it up, it's light as a feather too.

And you pick it up, it's like the heart of a sun is inside this lamp. Aram. Now have you turned it on? And so it is, it is many times. It is, okay, as you're in the crawlspace It really wards off the spiders I choose off a little heat too. You're gonna throw it in that a lot but a little turn that heat down Oh, and she get you

The atomic lantern all right right. It's cold. Look that baby up. I mean, they're selling millions of them. They're selling by the scad loads. They can't keep them in stores. Why don't we invent them? It's not the rose for an antigip, but then again, I'm not going to go with the most typical present

that's stereotypical. Right. Coffs Europe and candy. Not countrum. Not countrum. I want to, it was a metaphor. That's what I told the girls that I run. It's like, that's a metaphor for my heart.

Yeah, you're like, look it up. Makes my, she makes my heart glow like a brighter than an atomic lantern. Yeah, 5,000 looks. See you. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Like here, it does atomic lantern rip off exposed. That's what I'm seeing. Well, it's 1999 you could buy one get one free buddy. I I didn't I brought mine in the

and I've seen on TV section so I wasn't able to get that sweet buy one get one free deal that you see on TV Right, but you know what and I also use the $5 off coupon So I only got a 1499 you know thriftiness is an underrated I didn't tell her that I'm just telling you guys Right, that's it matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Like if you got it for free I just it's the thought that you know what it was it was assigned to her I was like I'm watching you 24 seven baby, right? I noticed when you're eyebrows I'm a little bit here seven baby. I noticed when you're I brought a little love to hear that.

I noticed your interest in something that I knew I couldn't believe you had an interest in and I kept it. I didn't. That was the thing. You're watching me that much and you still miss right? I know that you never noticed things like this but I noticed you watched that entire commercial didn't take your eyes off And when the commercial is over you went about your business Maybe you missed her shaking her head almost imperceptibly At 1499 it's okay to roll those dice you're right You're right, you're right, but if it was like if I was buying her a 14,000 dollar or a 1,000, 4,000, 9,000 dollar Said earrings or a ring right and I got it wrong. It's a000 or a $1,000, $9,000 or said earrings or a ring.

And I got it wrong. It's a big mistake then. Yeah. The Tomic Lantern. Eventually we'll use it. Yeah, it's a discounted mistake. Not a $2,000 mistake. Not a $2,000 homerun.

Hahaha. Hahaha. Is she a big jewelry wear? No. No. I also got her an where no, no, no I also got her an iPad to also oh There you go. Yeah, that's a good lantern was the you know, it's the one I was more excited about The show piece because I thought that was more that was more meaningful to me than the iPad though the little mini iPad yeah, more meaningful because it's like again, I was like I noticed you were interested in this That is like I'm not when paired with the iPad. There's more meaningful, because again, I was like, I noticed you were interested in this. That is nice.

I'm not. When paired with the iPad, it's pretty nice. Thank you, Kelly. Yeah. What do you guys do anything special? I have not celebrated Valentine's Day since high school. It's one of those things that I, that I, it's one of those things that like,

if she wants to celebrate Valentine's Day then then I'm in the wrong relationship Type thing. It's one of those red flags for me. And you're on that you're on that kind of mode for all those hallmark holidays, right? Well, she has a thing. This is this is the thing. He's got a wise mama lantern He's got to buy his mama lantern. You can pull that, you can't pull that, or... Mother's Day, it's weird because it's weird. My mom does like it, like that flower. It's like a sunflower's on Mother's Day. Dad's father's egg can ignore it completely.

You can ignore it. Have this in Thai school or? Yeah. Where are my flowers? I can ignore Father's Day. He doesn't give a shit. My mother, she likes that sort of thing. So you'll make the exception ignore Father's Day. He doesn't give a shit my mother. He she likes that sort of thing You know, but so you'll make the you'll you'll make the exception for Mother's Day I'll tell you what I'll say this one if I if I was in love with a girl who was like

Valentine's Day does mean something and I couldn't talk her out of it I would probably I would probably bend to her will bend to her well. Yeah Yeah, wow because what does it mean to mean? Nothing. What does it mean to her? Something. So why wouldn't I do it? But what if she's like, maybe a lantern isn't good enough.

Like, and Fridays isn't good enough. She's like, we're going to New York. We got to read your target. We're going to, well, you're already in New York. So she wants a two thousand dollar home run She's not gonna two thousand dollar gift on balance. I was there. No suck a dick. Well actually. Yes, I could What date what day can she expect a two thousand dollar home run? Well, this is this is how I operate well Any given to everyone listen closely. What? Any given Tuesday, you're gonna get that $2,000.

So you'd like to spring it like as a shock to like, you know, just like, just to liven it up out of nowhere. Yes. You'll hit a home run. Yeah, or make it. But don't expect me to get up to the plate on Valentine's Day with every other Joe blow. I'm not coming at you when you think I'm coming at you.

Well, you know what I do is like for me, it's like I will walk, I will, I will, you know, maneuver through the world. And if I see something specifically for my, for the girl in my dreams, I will buy it then and there. And if it's close enough to a birthday, I'll try and save it, but I'm never good at that. I'm always like, the second I get home,

I'm like, here, here, you know what I mean? So it's, I'm not good at that, but that's all right. I think that's something. It's actually to me, I would immediately be like, what did you do what I mean? So it's I'm not gonna that but that's all right. I think that's something to be able to immediately be like, what did you do? What did you do? Yeah. You have me made a fool of me. I'm trying to make sure I have my wearing the horns.

What is it? What is it? Mine's the last time. You caught me. Mine's the last time you went out and tried to swing for the bleachers on Valentine's Day. Oh my god You got up to the plate you're you you know you you're you're up there. You're like Casey at the bat

You're just loaded two outs. You spit that tobacco juice out there and you're just you mono-mono against the pitcher and you were up there to hit home run Oh, and and I succeeded well Well, you tried. You tried. I mean, let's not even try about, let's not talk about succeeding. I'll tell you when I tried and succeeded. The year was 1992. That was a girl I was first going out with, and we went to Laframas-era. Yeah. That's the fancy place around here.

Oh, I got to tell you. I want to rather you. Valentine's day. I want to rather wet the Friday. But I Valentine's day, you could expect it to be, you can't get a seat, right? Yeah, that's going to be back. But you had a seat there. I had a seat there.

How long ago, how long in advance did you book it? Probably like a month or so. Come on. These days, I would just go to charge. Charge my favorite. Charge is pretty good. Yeah. So, I always look at us like we're dog shit

when we walk through the door though child anymore. I've been there in the days that the guys like, okay, you're not dog shit. Oh, they haven't broken that barrier. Every time I walk in, I feel like I've entered the wrong place. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we've won them over. I think you just hang with me, man. I'm wrong with you. And I bought flowers and brought them earlier that day so they were on the table. You're fresh flowers. Yeah. I'm not a drop of cough syrup inside.

You're dressed nice. I wore a suit. I probably have pictures of it. I'd have to dig. I mean, it's fine. I mean, I have pictures of it. I'd have to dig. I mean, you got up that morning going like, I'm gonna hit home run. Well, I mean, I'm not to sound cocky. Oh, I don't want to use that, but like the amount of detail, the fine details, you were all about it. Yeah, and I got to say, the fine details you were all about it. Yeah, and I got to say in full disclosure,

this suit was not because of, I mean, I had this suit earlier only because I had seen good fellows and I was like, I want to dress like a gangster because they look so cool with this suit. So I got a suit. So that's why I had it. During that, I didn't look like a gangster. I looked like a fucking idiot. I'm a long-haired assoote. Yeah, that was probably the last time. Yeah. That wasn't Suzanne. No, I wish you weren't my boyfriend. I remember. So Suzanne's never seen, he's never seen his swing for the fences. Not a Valentine's day, but you've treated him. You've taken care of Suzanne. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Seeing those fences plenty. The green monster.

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I like that. I'm into it. If they're in parades. No, I dig it. I dig all the protesting. I think it's a good thing. I do agree that if you... How much did it take? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's not me. That's not me fucking around. Like, I actually think it's a good thing, man. That's not me fucking around. Like I actually think it's a good thing man That's part of our country like I think it's a good thing that people are doing it

I do think it's I do think the people I got fired for for for walking out of the jobs yesterday Yeah, should have been fired. Well, I will happy yesterday. It was yesterday. I don't know. I don't know who's yesterday But it was called you know day without immigrants and which is kind of misleading because if it's called day without immigrants. And which is kind of misleading because if it's a day without immigrants, then that's pretty much everyone. I think it's a day without illegal or undocumented or whatever you wanna say. So there were certain companies,

like everyone who was, I guess, an undocumented worker was like, well, fuck it, we'll show you what it's like when we're not part of the workforce, which is substantial, you know? what it's like when we're not a part of the workforce, which is substantial, you know? And there was a guy who had a restaurant, I read about another guy who had like some sort of brick lane company. Yeah.

And these people didn't show up and he was like, fuck you, they're both like, fuck you, then you're fired. And the one guy, the brick layer guy was like, look, I've had these. Yeah, his story was something. 20 years, he's like, you know, I treat him like family. He's like, when there was no work, I made sure

that I paid them anyway. He's like, I took care of him for them not to call me and tell me that they're not coming to work is a fuck you to me. And it's just like, you fired him. Did you take in a backlash now? I don't know. I mean, I didn't see any back. I didn't see any backlash. How does it depends on a new site? You're on be back like how how did this story make the papers? Because I guess it was it was a big thing that people weren't gonna work. I didn't hear about it till I have to the fact But I agree with that. I think you if you look if you have sick days and you're like I'm calling sick today

But if you just don't show up to work and you don't like you deserve to get fired you do like enough like you have a job You're fucking responsibilities. Yeah, but something's have to trump that though, right? Well, I have not a phone if they get a protest and like I said I'm fine with it But it's just like you can't protest without consequences There are consequences like you didn't show up to work You didn't tell you bought your one coming and you left him hanging. You lose your job. You know, like when 11 line cooks at a restaurant, don't just don't show up. You're like, what the fuck?

And it's like, oh, stay without immigrants. It's like, oh, from now on, it's going to be great. But now the fucking way to this, who depend on tips on getting paid. Well, actually, this guy said it's like, so you're making you make you point. They're making their point though. They got to make it. They got to make it. You to make you make a point without consequences Their point was made I got it, but will it is another point this fucking consequences when you do shit

For some people For other people can get away with it almost anything it feels like and there are no consequences. Is that right sure? I think you I think you could I think that there are certain people would enough juice that they can not show up and there won't be no consequences for them. It's those people who really have the content so you gotta feel for, they made the... No, I don't have to feel for any of them. They're powerless though.

They're not powerless. They have a job there earning money. But they're powerless in that they, there's some people like, you know, like let's say you didn't want to show up to work. Yeah. And you didn't show up, you know, that you were, your ramifications would not be lost.

I would never call, I would never not call and be like, I can't make it tonight. I would never leave. I want to know the protests that's going on. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I'm gonna tell you what, like, I have a contract. I get paid no matter what.

If I don't show up for work, my crew who are like, a lot of them, day players don't get paid that day. So what do you think would happen together really? If I just didn't call, you would not. No, I wouldn't get in trouble. I get some concern calls, but I wouldn't get in trouble. But I wouldn't do it. It would be so out of character.

It would be very bizarre for me not to do that. Do you ever wish that you had had those feelings to that you could be moved to do something like that Like what could move you to get you out there to march? I don't know if there's I mean I know that sounds horrible. There's just nothing that What do you mean horrible? You're saying this is like well, I need I need that cause that would get me out there And I feel like it if it it would need to be something personal.

I don't know, like let's say I had a family member who was sick and the certain treatment that is not available, they're not doing it, you know, you march to get awareness, to look for causes or to make a certain treatment available to the public. I would need something, I would need something dire to move me rather than you. I just want to ask to be dying before you get out of your chair. No, I don't even know. I respect people who could just be like, you know,

they're like, it doesn't really affect them all much and they still are passionate enough to get out. I don't know if that's necessarily true because like the, I think in general people will march and protest for things that affect them on a personal level. As they're fucking angry day kids, you just want to burn shit down, which it seems.

A lot of like, you know, protests are actually riots. I mean, let's not kid ourselves. Are they? Yeah. When, like that all, the Berkeley, no, I said some. Or maybe I said a lot. A few. Like the Berkeley thing.

Like, they pull it to Berkeley riots. Yeah. But, you know, they're like, oh it to Berkeley riots. Yeah, yeah, but you know They're like oh, we're protesting but we run around the mask on burning shit. No, it's all that stuff But I mean how deep do you want to go then they but they burned down our Ornans cars now No, the cars and their smashing windows and they did like two million dollars worth of But those are the ones that get the ink though So you understand why I got it?

They got to go take it a little bit further because if you just do one where you just sit like a flower sit in You're not gonna get the ink I didn't work in the 60s. I remember that. No, you know what ain't gonna work today I remember the Vietnam. Oh look at a laugh and stuff at that as it lies if he's making some fucking big point You just rose two inches on the chair Fuck it's so proud of you But you know if you if you just had a peaceful, I know you have to be an asshole today

if you want to get the ink, you're right. You can see him talking. Make him shut up. You're definitely right, like, unless. And if you burn a bench, like you just throw a bench in a bonfire, I mean, is that really like, are you really gonna be outraged?

No, am I outraged? Or are you not outraged about Berkeley? I always fuck about any of it. Like you say, are you going to, are you going to be outraged? Am I outraged? Or are you not outraged about Berkeley? I always talk about any of it. Like you say, are you going to define it as a riot? If they burn something like public property? No, but when they're throwing things at cops and breaking windows and setting fires

and it's like a large scale event like that, that's a riot. Burn in a bench, in the garbage cannot fire now It's misguided, but what are you gonna do? I mean look look at fucking We've seen riot I mean Martin Luther King Jr. I mean this is a guy. That's all about peaceful. These fucking idiots I just read a article that there's a Camera boys you see Davis maybe they're protesting Gandhi that there's a camera boy's UC Davis maybe they're protesting Gandhi that not Gandhi I'm sorry Dalilama. Yeah but some people are saying that they have no other way to get heard

then to then to start wrecking job man. Who is listening to that like do you take people see look like say somebody like PETA. I'm all for ethical treatment of animals, but when I see people shrink wrapping themselves like they're meat and blood all over the place and all that shit, it makes me take, I don't take them as seriously. Yeah, but you wouldn't keep a lot of people with never hear about PETA unless they were doing that stuff.

Yeah, and who are they hurting though? Like, what do you care if they shrink wrap themselves with PETA? I didn't say I care if they shrink or out themselves would think like that? I didn't say I care. I'm saying. You say you don't take them, you take them. I don't take the, why not? People who go to such extremes seriously.

It seems like they kind of whacked out. Dalilama protest that at UC San Diego called oppressive and offensive. Well, okay, real quick, we read that. Okay, go ahead. What's an approved Brian Johnson show of... You to protest? Yeah, what's an...

You can't make it. What's an approved... You can't make it, I love it. What's a protest that you would deem approved by you? What happens? They're all approved. Any people... Well, you'll be...

Well, I mean, you feel you're there, like you feel that, like, that's an appropriate, to me, I like the way that they did that. Because you're not, you're not digging the shrink wrap in. I don't think the shrink wrap in that. You don't dig them for burning any branches. Yeah, I don't dig riots. I don't think people blocking traffic. I'm glad that states are now starting to pass that, like, you can just drive right through.

This is good. We're getting somewhere. What can be, what can these people who are feeling you know that they need to do something? What is something that like what is the go-to method for you then it's going to get the most results for you that you would be like. That I would be like right now. I'm sitting up and taking notice. Yeah. I don't know. Not to cause. I'm just talking about what they do while they're making their trying to get. Okay. So, oh, so what's their, I'm not talking about the cause. I'll get you.

Right. Right. I'm talking about like the actions that they take. Hey, we're gonna. It's a delivery method. Yes, that's it. Like they're gonna cancel IJ. Oh, no way. Right. How do we get that? Get my march. How do we get that? Get my march ahead of it. How do we get the word out in a way that pleases Brian Johnson? I shrink wrap myself and I fucking burn down the true building. You strap a bomb through your chest.

Yeah, that's probably what I would do. I'd go with a fake bomb collar. But you have, but you really, you're debris, I'm not saying I have a better idea. No, because you, you know, you, they want to get there. Shrek wrapping yourself is fine because it's, it doesn't hurt any, but I'm not into shit that like somebody standing there and all of a sudden, you know, it's like somebody's getting hurt. Or if you just disagree with them, like those, I saw a video, some girls talking to a person she happens to be a Trump supporter,

and somebody just comes up and pepper sprays her out of nowhere. Yeah, but that sucks, that I agree with. But what about that fucking white supremacy do that they just jacked him in the face? Like, isn't that pretty funny? It is funny. And if anybody deserves it, it's a fucking... It is funny, people not see it.

It becomes normalized, right? So suddenly anybody you disagree with, and I've read plenty of stuff where some people are espousing that method where it's like if they support Trump, punch him. Just punch him. And it's like, I don't support anybody, so I don't got to worry about any fish coming my way.

But you know, that's the country. You're allowed to support Trump if you want. You don't have to worry about any fish coming my way. But you know, that's the country. You're allowed to support Trump if you want. You don't have to, like just in Atlanta, there was a some sort of rally and there were a bunch of guys standing around because it's an open-carry state. I guess understanding around with assault rifles. Liberals? No, the Trump guys, like a couple of Trump guys who are for Trump and nobody's punching them. Well, yeah, you know, so if you're going to punch people don't punch people who are unaware again a sucker punch. Yeah, sucker punch and Nazi is acceptable, but it happens. But unless you've got your unless you got your Nazi arm banned on. And you have to be sure that it's a Nazi

if you're punching them though, right? Yeah, I would advise not to punch anybody, but yeah, it was a well-known like alt-right guy. Yeah, he was like apparently a famous fizzish shit. Yeah, so that guy getting punched, who gives a fuck not me. But the person who's like wearing a Trump hat and somebody pulls it off their head

and beats the shit out of them like I don't know That doesn't seem right. No, that's all right You know just like if somebody's wearing a Hillary hat like If you're into Republican shit, you should like you don't really hear that though You don't really hear like oh, I haven't heard net and that's strange isn't it like wouldn't you think that? Republicans being the ones that have the rep for, you know, second amendment shit and fight for this and fight for that? Like, you would think they would be the rough and tumble ones not because all, you know why? Because a lot of Democrats are young. Yes. An idealistic and

angry like Chris Lidhonto. He's against cigars now for some reason I saw. Really? He's like, don't take pictures of yourself, smoke and cigars. It doesn't look cool. I'm like, is this guy like, what the fuck? Are you allowed to have fun in Crystal Dottles world? Nope.

He's doing this. You thought I was a judgmental prick. Oh my God. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, fucking burning down buildings compared to this guy. Are you sure he's not taking a cause of like, because he doesn't want anybody to get cancer? Well, what I did notice though, not, you know what? No, he doesn't give a shit about cancer. He just doesn't like that you think

you look cool. I'm gonna, um, I'll let you guys be the judge of this, okay? This was a Chris Ladondo tweet. I Can't believe it's I mean we may have looked at it in a couple days, but he did he what he did was Okay, he talks a lot about dick All right, looks like a dick might as well be dicks on their lips dick pick cock on the lips dick and retro bush Insertation dick break in the jungle fat cock carry on and suck that dick broke back dick pick smoking was never cool All you are doing is giving me your dick fantasies Nope, that's an Italian sausage. He's sucking on also known as dick now Smoking no, it seems like he's anti-cocksuckin

haha haha talking about like now ultimate liberal lefty shouldn't he be like hey man smoke on if it's a dick why comparing it just because it's phallic and you're like oh well you like looking like you got a dick take on your lip i mean i don't want to live in a world where you can't say having a dick on your lips

is an hysterical. I'm gonna dick on your lips is great to say. It's not my point. It's funny. I mean, you know, but they outlawed it. Should we expect better from Ghost Pussy? No. He sounds homophobic to me. No, I don't know. I don't think so. Is that a homophobic to think it's funny to have a dick on your lips? Yeah. It's funny. It sounds like he's dick shaming to me. I have to get to the bottom of it. Do you remember when Marvel, I don't know if they still do it. Yeah, they still do. So none of their car, none of their heroes will be. Wolverine's not allowed to smoke. Nick Fury's not allowed to smoke.

A Grim still now, that's not allowed to smoke. Wow. So I mean, maybe he's just taking that route because it's unhealthy. Right. And it's like, I saw that Marvel did it, so I guess I'll get it on this. Yeah, but it's funny that they're like, it is funny that they are like, well, you can't smoke because it's unhealthy. But if you're overweight, you're supposed to accept that. You can't say like, like they want full body representation. You can't say like, like, like, they want

full body representation. You can't be like, well, maybe we should have put all the way people in comics because that's unhealthy too. You know, like, Kingpin, Thins down. Well, the, oh, I'm sorry. I don't get. Well, they say, you know, how they say like, like, what's that comic right now? Are there a lot of big, with the, with the big lady superhero? There's a big lady superhero. Oh yeah. What's your name? I can't remember. Faith. Faith. Is that her? Yeah, from Valiant. Yes. And you read it? Oh dude, I'm up to comics. I don't read it, but I'm aware of it. And I know that everybody like celebrates it because it's a thing, but it's like isn't being morbidly obese as unhealthy.

What have you seen Faith? She's not. She's not morbidly obese. She is morbidly obese as unhealthy as whatever you've seen faith she's not she's not morbidly obese. She is morbidly obese. Of course she is. What? I think we're talking about the same character then. She's a blonde. Yeah. Yeah. No, she's just you know that she's morbidly obese. No, but but more important is she was. But if she was though. Yeah. And she had superpowers, yeah, it doesn't matter, right? Right, I don't give a shit whether they do it But it's like to sit there and like applaud that you would you would consider that morbid That is morbidly obvious. I would say oh God. Yeah, really? Yeah, the line from morbidly obese is not that high I might be morbidly obese. I'm not even fucking kidding

But also okay, but so like but all but what I'm saying is just like and again, it's just like it's great. I get it. Like, but like to sit there and be like, well, smoking is bad because it's this, but then to celebrate being morbidly obese, which is far more dangerous. Like to me, that's like a weird double, double standard to me. Yeah, but I think if I think you have to weigh the celebration of that, and I'm using your words to celebrate the obesity character by the fact that you're finally casting a character who has a body type that may be more in line with P and B people are buying comic books.

I get it, but is this not promoting and supporting? I don't look. I'm taking a stand here. We're just, we're just, I'm taking a big, important time. Devils advocate is what I'm doing. Right. Like you're, you're celebrating a, a unhealthy lifestyle that's no more and no less unhealthy than smoking that cigar what's it? What's it even more unhealthy lifestyle though going at putting a costume on and fighting crime now you talking now? Let's get into it that doesn't sound healthy to me Right, so what's so it's even more it's that you're celebrating us all that violence How many people is Wolverine killed right but they're gonna make them them stop smoking cigars, but he can still kill people psychologically damaged lifestyle

That's fucked up. I agree. Right, but we don't ever sit there and stop the thing about that. No, but I've been saying Thing about the cigarettes you I like them. I thought it was I like them smoking I'm just saying like it's funny where the line is drawn and that is in my humble opinion the problem with the world today is like these weird lines are drawn You have to adhere to these lines even if they don't completely make sense once you look into it 100% But yeah lines have been drawn Since you know since society began though you got to have lines if there are no lines sure then the shit goes I'm not just a green with you. I'm not just a green with you. I have lines. I think I figured it out. You're like, what's an appropriate response? I

think all fatties should march from the east coast to the west coast. Yeah. And we'll put me on the front of that fucking line because I could use another fucking 20 pounds. I'll start at the front. I'll open the back less than three minutes. I also get annoyed though. The intelligence, not the intelligence, but the pre-chiness, the holier than now thing of companies being like, do they really think that that readership is so sheep based that they're like, oh, Wolverine smokes? I like Wolverine, I smoke too. I mean, has there any been anybody buying comic book

that's ever been prompted to smoke because they saw a character smoking in a comic book? To me, that just seems ludicrous. It seems a little out there. That you would take that stance that like anybody, if there's one person that we could start from smoking, where we'll make these characters not smoke them. Eh?

I don't know, but then they say, well kids, we carry your back to not scary farm, remember? You gotta take it, you can't do the ride because people with mental health issues are offended. Well now people, you know, now they're taking away people's cigars. They already did take away. They're like, fat chicks jump around the spandex. It's crazy. It's world coming to. Yeah. Yeah.

And I'm all for it. Look, and I get the realistic version of it, which is just like, there's always going to be fat people. So why shouldn't they have superheroes that represent how they look? Because because realistically, no, what I'm saying is if I don't have a problem with the cigarettes cigars and I don't, I definitely don't have a problem with with what's the name faith being fat. Doesn't mean nothing to me like I'm fine with it. Mm. Casper mattresses come on.

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But uh Casper comms like T.E.S.D. boom Your idea, oh man, I can't I don't know if I could say this You remember your idea for recasting clerks. Oh Yeah, it was a fucking I wish Kevin had done it. He did recently say that he's not making clerks three because one of the leads Wouldn't do it. And I don't think he said who it is, but your idea was to replace that lead with with precious. Yeah. And I thought that if Kevin had done that, not mention it. That would have been to me. That would have been a fucking

must see, I mean, a must see anyway, because it's a clerksery, but like everybody would have been talking about it. To just without mentioning it, replace. That was most important. A fucking 30 year franchise, the it's a clear story, but like everybody would have been talking about it. To just without mentioning it, replace. That was most important. A fucking 30 year franchise, the lead with a fucking gender swap, more of the obese black woman. It would have been fucking genius. I wish Kevin had done that.

But it sounds to me like Ghostbusters, though. No, why? Because I think do they have a Ghostbusters, though? Well, that's actually replaced the whole cast with... Well, Ghostbusters, my problem with Ghostbusters was that they were female. The one that one of the girls was kind of big. Well, the problem with Ghostbusters was not that they were females.

Yeah, Leslie Jones. On the Muslim McCarthy. No, I think it was Melissa McCarthy, the fat white lady. Well, a lot of them didn't have... Well, none of the Ghostbusters had the... You could look at and be like, well, they're so hot. That's why we're gonna go see Ghostbusters. To be fan, neither the original. No, I'll be a little bit of a cheeky, if on a props for that, they weren't like, okay, we're gonna make Ghostbusters. We're not gonna make sexy Ghostbusters.

We're gonna go with average Ghostbusters. But that wasn't the problem. The problem was it wasn't in tone with the first movie and it wasn't a continuation of the first two movies I was wrong I did I finally so it was definitely what the first goes how how is it not what do you talk to me where to at one point listen to these writing around that a fucking pro top I go whoa whoa all of friends are sitting there cracking jokes what are you talking about there was nothing even a bully that was none of that and in any of the first two there was that kind of thing where they're like when they shot the guns they didn't fly backwards. No there wasn't. But there wasn't. I couldn't swear there was where

they where they had the the the um the first time they shot it didn't they they're the force of in the ball room. Yeah they went out of control. Yeah. You don't see the difference between not being able to control the beam for a few minutes. So they get used to it and riding it around like a rodeo and a back alley while your friends crack jokes. And I said before they couldn't do what they did. That's why they didn't. But there's none of those tone of jokes in the original. I don't at all. You know, you know, you know, you know, how that the first one would have done that is if they lost control of the beam and instead of shutting it off right away They were like whoa

And they're like fucking knock at each other's clothes off with it and shit like that He's literally riding it around like a horse at a back alley It's a nuclear device that they all just got warned about and a friend's instead of being concerned at all like Yeah, but it's not the same tone as the original's at all. Absolutely. So there wasn't enough ghost, was there not enough? What was it then? See, to me it felt like the heart was there.

And I just felt I had too many obstacles to overcome, to capture the you know to get that It did hit at times like remember the first time they turned on the proton pack and it fizzled and kind of went down Yeah, like that to me was a joke that would have fit in the first in the first Did you see it in the movies or you see it on no? No? No, no, I saw it on like a plane plane How did you think it for wasn movies or you're saying no, no, no, I saw it on my plane. I'm a plane. How'd you think of Thor? Wasn't he awesome? Well, not really.

No, no, no. He was so good at it. He's going to answer a phone and he's going to try to reach through a fish tank to hit the fucking phone. He's bumping his hand into a fish tank trying to reach a phone underwater as opposed to the phone that's right on the desk. You know what they're doing, right? Yeah, making a shitty comedy

I am saying exactly what they were doing they're making a statement about dumb blogs but they're just flipping that switch man they're flipping on showing you like hey you know they're flipping the mirror they didn't do it well I thought he was really good at I thought he was I thought he was he was so um and Dan sequins you like that I thought that I heard that that he was the only good part of the entire movie. He was the only funny. No, I like Leslie Jones in it. Again, like the way she joined the team was like, they turn around and she's in the office. And she's like, I'm part of the team now.

She quit a city job with fucking benefits and pension to join a team that just was like, all right, she's just part of the team. It just, it was no. What do you think of the old Ghostbusters coming in? Did you like that? They're coming out? Horrible. The only Ernie Hudson was good. I like Ernie Hudson. He was good.

It would have been better if they rode pro tonnepacks around. Oh, dude, it was, it was a tough watch. Is it? And I wanted to like it. I don't. It really? You think if they made a good Ghostbusters. They're honestly say you wanted to like it. Yeah, of course. Why would I know? I don't know. Yeah know? Yeah, yeah, I got the idea you were a hater too like you're like you're ruining my childhood

I said that when they killed on solvents because I was in I was in grief have they killed Or how much of a setback is it before they touched the franchise again now? much of a setback is it before they touch the franchise again now? They can't make a sequel to that. No, they never will. Obviously, they're too much too much politics. And it was politics in my eyes, but well, it was only fucked that up. And then, and then the movie just wasn't good. It just wasn't good. Yeah, I mean, you know what, you're you're you're you're I'm

definitely in a minority here. Right. You're you're you're obviously a lot of people feel the way you do, but now how long does it take before they can touch the franchise again? How much do they have to let that taste dissolve in everyone's mouth before they can go back and be like, all right, ghost busters, here we're gonna roll it out again now.

Well, they have to do it right away and fucking do it right and do it well. You're immune four funny guys? Sure. Get some dudes in this, strap on the proton packs and it has to be a content or... Well, they heard they're doing the animated movie. And that's what they're doing. Is that the actual release or is that something like on one of those things?

That's like right to Walmart and shit. Probably right to Walmart, who knows. It's not like white and bother. White and bother, I agree. But you're also taking, like you say Leslie Jones is funny. I'm not familiar with any of her stuff, but you think she's funny? Yeah, every time I've seen her said I like to Chris and wig funny Melissa McCarty. Funny. Who is the fourth one? Kate McKinnon What is she? You mean she's in she's on set on life? Okay, so Why couldn't that it's just the shitty script because if you have four funny women then they should be it was not a good script

It was not I don't know it just was not it was not like They should not have abandoned they should have made it its own continuity I that would have been fucking great and the tone was so off dude It was not at all like the original movie and the tone was so off to it. It was not at all like the original movie. It was like, how the fuck do the ghost look worse today than they did 25 years ago? Like they looked better back then, it has not possible.

It doesn't make any sense. The villain was horrible. Like why is there even a villain? Like a nerd who got picked on too much and he wants to fucking kill people? Like what are we talking about? Like why is that in the movie and what is with the dance Sequence I couldn't believe what I was saying I was like he really thought it was a good idea to put a fucking dance sequence in Ghostbusters it's the mark of a fucking movie that's gonna win

I thought that was a that was a nod to the to the video The Ray Parker Jr. Video. I thought that was again, just them being like, you know what, people loved it when they did, when we danced in the video, why won't they love it now? So put it in the video, because the movie is the movie. It's a movie, yeah. And Thor was good. And when he didn't go too far, he was funny.

I liked the jokes that they made about him, but like that shit would like trying to answer a phone in a fish tank, I'm just like, what is happening? Like, what is what am I watching? All right. I mean, we talked about Ghostbusters. Get back to the dolly llama. Now, Dalley Lama, widely regarded as a fairly chill dude. Yeah, he's always made me wrote a book a book you know I had a the aren't happiness or whatever he's very calm and serene like he comes from a country that's been completely taken over and subjugated. Hey watch your mouth. Oh

oh oh you know now if a student at the University of California San Diego's listening they claim that Tibetan leader is oppressive. Chinese students are leading objections to the event, which we'll see the Dalai Lama give a commencement speech. They've claimed that his presence is offensive because of his campaign to make Tibet more independent. Contrary to the communist government's position that Tibet is a reach of China under their control, arguments over Tibetan independence have raged for decades with this dispute as remarkable because activists are conducting it through the language of social justice. So let me, okay, this is what's to do on Facebook says, so you guys protest against Trump because he disrespects Muslims, Black, Hispanic, LGBT, etc.

But invites the suppressor, this is spelled, to make a public speech, the hypocrisy is appalling. So if I understand this correctly, it's Chinese people who came from China to go to college here, and they're mad that the Dalai Lama is like, look, we don't want to be part of China, we want to, we want to make Tibet an independent nation. That's what they're mad about.

And they're appalled by it. So that's it, right? Well, they don't even protest at every last person they can protest. They don't agree. Look, he doesn't agree with the point of view, thus it's time to protest. Okay. But you consider the Dalai Lama threat to stability in China, a kin to a terrorist who wants to split the country.

It's to bet that big. Anything that was... China is pretty big. I thought Tibet was a very small part. Is there a... It isn't Pakistan? They want it too. I don't think it was a... Chad is pretty big. I thought to bet was a very small part. Is there a... Is it Pakistan? They want it too. I have no clue, dude. Is the Dalai Lama bin...

That's a mantle rate. Like there's been many Dalai Lama's, right? We're not really familiar. How many Dalai Lama's are there? Let's see. Maybe they're right. Cool, man. Maybe the students are right. What do I know? Look, they're a title to the point of view. Why shouldn't they protest?

What's your problem with protest, man? Fucking protest, everything, man. What else are they going to do? Let them protest. How fucking you know what? You're luck. Assuming they're from China and they got here and you're in a country that allows protests.

I mean, for fuck's sake, it's like people just, are you telling me you don't think people look for shit to get pissed at? I know they do. Right. Yeah, but why are you going to get pissed about it? But the man who will protest anything is man about anybody who'll protest anything. I'll tell you what I protested. I probably, I'm the only one at this table who's ever been in a march. You ever been in a march? It's just the same passage.

They parade count. No. Oh, I know. Okay. has ever been in a march. You ever been in a march? Does the St. Pasha's Day Parade count? No. Oh, I know. Okay. Back right after 9-11, when we were about to enter the war with Iraq, I was at my brothers' place in San Francisco. Oh. Yeah, we had some flowers on our hair We got really stoned at this park and this march happened by they were marching against the Iraq war And I was like right after 9-11

No, it was like whenever we got into it was after 9-11 right it was when we start mixing up with Iraq and It might have been like 2004 something and we saw, these people marching by and I was like, fuck it, let's join. I guess technically, I have any signs or any, but I was just so stoned, I was like, I'd never been in a march before, I'll do it, what the fuck? So we marched around a little bit and then I was like,

all right, that's enough marching. Well, but I did it. You did it? all right, that's enough March. Yeah. But I did it. You did it. You protested the war in Iraq. Yeah. It's aggression. We'll not stand. Yeah. I was sick of it.

Tired of it. And I'm tired of the Dolly Lama though. Let me see. Well, first hold on. There's a list 14. I don't even a segway right into a commercial right there. 14 Dolly. I don't even know what the commercials are this week.

All right. Um, but the fat news. Oh yeah. This is something that maybe I can get behind. I'm very, very upset about this. Have you ever heard of the show? This is us. No. Okay. Evidently it's pretty popular, right? Cool. I'm going to start a movement all right the acronym works out it's a fat ease against tricksters so we're gonna call a group fat fat ease against tricksters right here's where the trickster here's where the trickiness comes in I guess people are very upset because it's a show about super fat people. Okay. Like that lady. Yeah. And the guy who plays the husband isn't as fat as he pretends

to be. He wears a fat suit. No. Yes. Now this is a job that could be going to another actor like, say me. Well, you're not her husband. Is it a real issue? No, no, it's not a reality. Oh, okay. Oh, shit. She said that she's defending it the fat wife. That's a fat washing.

Fat washing? Yeah, I think you're trying to erase us fatties from history. We test a lot of gentlemen who are bigger, I get it. People think the authenticity is kind of ruined by that, but Chris has been heavier. So I think he understands the plate of being overweight. Like now she has to explain it. Why? He's like, he's not that fat,

but he required a little extra padding. I guess this is them. He's not fat enough. That's him without padding. I think that's him with a little belly padding. But you can tell by like his neck and face and his arms that the dude is not like, he's not a pin for Christ's six.

So I don't see any position. What's out of you on here? What was I, because I could see you going either way with this. I don't know where we're landing. Yeah, I'm mad that this fat guy is wearing padding. I don't know, maybe I'm not. Maybe just like everything else, people wear prosthetics and, you know, superheroes can't really fly.

And not everything's a fucking documentary, so you don't have to get mad. But here it is. The fact community, they're upset. He's not, he's a, he's a phony. Just remember when that fat model got thin, everyone got a ladder and then she, she put on some more weight again. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

It's a vicious circle, man. Well, that we mean that we, that... How do we deal with Santa Claus's in Mallscross America would not be able to wear a little bit extra padding. Hey, if I have my way, that's ending. Skinny San is all around this year. It'll last year fat. Give the job to real fat people. This is a, you know what? Do it without fat people. Now where is everybody? Where are you going to not show up to? The restaurant industry just shutters. Yeah, the line cooks and like, we're here. And I like, that's not what we don't need you.

On the fucking fatty state home. Oh, man. But there's something coming up a day without women now. No, yep. Doing what? I don't know, I guess they're fighting for their rights. The rights that they don't get, I'm not sure what they are, but...

You really plugged in, huh? Today I am. Yeah, this shit I don't even care about anymore. Day without a woman. Let's see, it's a strike, Kew. What, you have a weapon on your Kew? I mean, on your show, I was there. Most of my crew is there. I'll just say, there's a strike, Q. What, you have a weapon on your Q? I mean, on your show. I was there, I was on my crew,

I was gonna say, there were a lot of them. We're not showing up. They'll show. You're gonna have to fire them. No, my crew. The strike is planned for March 8th and the spirit of women and their allies coming together for love and liberation.

We offer a day without a woman. I'll tell you what though, if, if members of my crew came to me, if Shay came to me and said, I want to, I want to go to this march, I would, I would move, I would move the schedule for. I don't even think they're marching. I think they're hanging out. They can hang out, shaking out of it. I would move the schedule so that she could have her day. And, but she would not, she's a member of my crew. She would not just not show

up for work. She wouldn't do it. Do you think she would even be like, I want to do this thing? I don't think she would do that, but if she did, I would be like, all right, so we'll make it, we'll change today. She would another day. Look at you. You're so welcome, man. What would you do? It's a day off for me. What would you do? The fuck? It's a really interesting thing. Take the whole week. Let's do a woman's month. It's not really gonna affect the stash too much. You know, Mike and get him, Mike and get him,

I'll probably be here, I would have, I think. What if it goes a step further? Unless they're so passionate, you know, that they want to support the cause. I mean, I get it. I mean, it's fine, I can handle it. What's the cost? What do they want to do without what? They would not want to.

I didn't ask what it is. What's the cause? Like, do you know what? What exactly is it that they're? What statement are they making? Well, they're making the statement. It's like, don't take us for granted. We'll show you how much you do depend on us So you know how I plan to celebrate it. I'm gonna go to the deli to get a sandwich instead You don't take some feelings inside, it's floating, it out here, no one knows, it shows Feeling inside is floating It's out of here, everyone Oh, there's sure there's nothing on the road But inside it's sunlight

Yeah, I'm buried, I'm home And I'm buried, I'm holding inside Blimey and light Yeah, I tried inside blind I try and I'll be in it all the way for some I like it

I like it everywhere I go I am the proof I am the proof and we hope it's all right and we hope it's all right And we hope it's okay And I won't stop lying

You're the truth, so I can see you But I just feel me You know what I told you, told you You ain't gonna ask for so like it You will leave me on the motherboards And I'll build stacks of stones while I wait While I wait loving and I know Tell him, boys, alright, it's deceiving

Nothing tell me what a findaway I know Because I won't stop lying, the heat is true, you're away, you're away, you're away, I'll stand on the earth, oh, come to your meditation, most of the time, most of the time Yeah, I fall, I run to the amatisha I'm more Tell him, oh, it's alright It's deceiving nothing Tell me, I'll find the way I know Because I won't stop lying to get to the truth You're everywhere, everywhere, everywhere

I'm standing on the uses beside him, I'm so easy Yes, inside him, but he built with other doors away Kneeling in the top, his life is laughing Both the way he was, well there's no one there A watch him goes, one there a watch him goes Oh, he float in time Yeah, he's farther away, farther away He holds us in that deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep Tell him, tell him what's all right It's the same as nothing

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You're gonna play my chanete You're gonna play my chanete You're gonna play my chanete I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man This has been a production of SmartCo Internet Radio. Sir, only at smodcast.com.