Tell Em Steve-Dave - #332: Bloody good time

Episode Date: April 19, 2017

Bry talks of a budding fear of bathtubs, super crappy food and overflowing urine troughs at the 2017 Edinburgh Comic Book Men panel. Music: Kyle Sammond - Ride...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 If yeah, you're the plus to all the week. You're the plus to all the week. Like if you don't have to piss for like 12 hours, it seems like a long time, right? Yeah, but she was like, where are you? I'm like, Scotland. What the fuck are you doing in Scotland? Tell him, Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to the CG and Data Show starring DATA!
Starting point is 00:00:51 The greatest and CG the latest. Uh, Tim. That was an insult. I just insulted you. I made you look foolish in front of everyone. Uh, nice. Okay, I'm sorry. So anyway, this is not a regular edition of Tellum Steve Dave. This is going to be the comic book men panel in Scotland
Starting point is 00:01:13 where I just got back from. I want to Scotland. Remember I went to stinky work for a little while? Yeah. That's where I went, Scotland where they where they eat blood and they eat guts I Got some of it. It is disgusting a little bit. You're right. It's totally disgusting But they love it. They can't get enough of it. They put blood on their donuts They put blood on their hamburgers They put blood on their guts Happy
Starting point is 00:01:42 Star like not blood in it. No, there is blood in it. You won't believe it. They fill their doughnuts with blood. They love it so much. There's a high top. It's not ketchup, it's blood. That's right. I don't know. But even though the gross stuff that I want to good comes. Right?
Starting point is 00:02:01 That's right. Okay. So we just want to tell everyone that this is gonna be the comic book and panel. Then next week is gonna be the regular old Tell Them Steve Dave with Walt and Q. Will Q have a new haircut or not? What do you think? What's your prediction? I'm not so cut at me, cause I was so stupid. What are you talking about? I'm talking about Q, not your hair cut. Did you like Q's hair when it was long?
Starting point is 00:02:35 Um, not so free. Not exactly. You would like a better one at short. Stop messing with that wire. It's sorry. Put your right through a wall. Cut that, cut that shit in. No, I'll leave that shit in. Do the dot, are you pooping?
Starting point is 00:02:52 I don't poop my pants, you poop your pants. Alright, so anyway, yeah, the, the, the, the, the tell them Steve Dave, you've come to Lovano, we'll be back in full swing next week, not with these pretenders, Mike and Ming, these lightweights, these jokes, right? What do you have to say about Mike and Ming? Are they ass clowns? Are they ass hats? You know it's true. You have to say yes, you can't nod your head, nobody can hear you nod your head. Yes. They are, you're right. So anyway, we will be back at the beginning, I'm not sure what is coming out next day or two. I don't even know what day it is.
Starting point is 00:03:33 It's Wednesday, the 19th stop messing with that wire girl. You don't want me to give you a thresh in on a podcast, the first podcast, Thrasher, never. We'll be back next, we'll be beginning next week with maybe an overkill, something spooky, ghostly, scary. Oh, I hate Halloween. Just like Halloween, you're right. So that's it. That's the end of this Aegean Data Show. You if it added nothing of value and data carry the show as usual. Yay data
Starting point is 00:04:14 Go eat a blood donut All right And all you just see to Hello everybody welcome to Edinburgh, Calacán 2017 shut up if you just keep clapping for 45 minutes out Befein I just that would be a really bad panel. I just shut up for the next hour Well, you were and I'm did winner of what what did it what I did yesterday? Oh Achieving and achieving or something is a really achieving and achieving You were I'm did winner of what what did it what I did yesterday Oh Achieving and achieving or something achieving and achieving like outstanding contribution or something like that
Starting point is 00:04:51 We want to awards yesterday. Yeah, the contribution that we've made is very vague no one really yeah specified what especially since it's you know Not on over here and you know the only way you can watch Your bookman is it's truly legally down low so but nobody here would do that obviously and we're not can we're not can do that yeah if you only want to you a lot of job who's going to take them home if those three of you who's gonna take what?
Starting point is 00:05:17 I have the only one to you a lot. Hold on before we start like I had to keep pain killers and until last night I thought that was the hardest thing I'd ever do in my life. It turns out that trying to decipher what a Scottish person is saying in a pub with the music blaring is fucking way harder than giving up opiates. So, what did you do then? Were you just nodding your head and, or would you make people repeat themselves until you understood them?
Starting point is 00:05:41 No, some of the people would be like, it's like the fifth time, I'm like, fuck it. Just like, I started typing on my phone. So, where you're like, yeah, I do want to suck your dick. Like, because you could understand them. Yeah, no idea. See, that's where you went. All the way down. No wonder those, no wonder, I swear to God,
Starting point is 00:05:58 I get like, splashed with all of the innuendo. Yeah, I know. Even more disgusting when you think that I'm innocent, folks. I didn't I have nothing to do with this guy. So, the only time I do that is like, when I'm in the taxi and the guys, our taxi drivers encouraged to make conversation here. Oh, they are. I'm afraid to. They should be discouraged. At least to people who aren't from here, because this is what it sounds like. they like you get in the car and they're like yeah I don't know what they're saying and so you just like for the duration of the ride you just nod or shake your head or you're like do you like it and I
Starting point is 00:06:44 found out the way to say it too is at Embro. Like in hell. Yeah, like it was holes in America like yo, what's up bro? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:06:54 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:07:02 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't knowpronounced New Jersey. Yeah, we don't care. Yeah, we don't give a shit. Yeah, we really there's no. There's no. There's Jersey. Right there. Who cares? Yeah, but I hear you. I like the sound of my voice after staying up for like 22 hours. Very, very deep and chocolatey, right? Yeah, you were parting last night. I like it. Well, you want some alone time in the bathroom? Yeah. All right. It was my version of parting. I was watching Ming party. But he's tweaking on something. There's no way any human being has this level of energy.
Starting point is 00:07:31 This, for like, this, for like, this. Price of it. Is that what it is? Yeah. I don't think it's that. It is. I don't know what they put in this, but it's great. It's brilliant. I'm assuming blood, because you guys put blood in everything. Like, you take something that's totally fucking disgusting, and then you're like, hey, let's add blood to it. And maybe, like, it's gross. Like, I went on my first cut here the first day,
Starting point is 00:07:52 on the menu, it's like, there's all this disgusting stuff that I would never eat, and it's like black pudding, and I'm like, well, that's probably chocolate pudding. And I'm not above eating pudding for breakfast. Yeah. It's not even close. Yeah. Yeah, did you try like, this isn't? I'm No, I read what it was okay
Starting point is 00:08:08 And then what are you I get you like oh do you want a potato scone and then I was like what what is a potato scone? It's got blood in it. Yeah, yeah, it came with a blood sauce like a blood drizzle No, she's trying to explain it. She can't explain a scone and I'm like well, I know what a scone is I guess it's like potato with sugar under something and she brings out what looks like non from like an Indian restaurant Yeah, I like this is like this going. I've ever seen. Yeah, so so is that are you done then you're gonna just go home now Yeah, seriously anything else if you want to bitch about How do they smell I mean come on wise. Let's get down and dirty Is there anything else about this beautiful country? Is there anything that you love the weather? I mean come on. That's get down and dirty. Is there anything else about this beautiful country?
Starting point is 00:08:45 Is there anything that you love the weather? I mean come on. We're not gonna pretend that the weather doesn't suck, right? But like you guys are hardy. I saw a girl the first day I was here She's like walking around in just a t-shirt and it's like fucking 40 degrees out That's a five cell five Celsius. Yeah, okay I'm not gonna adjust to all this metric shit. They are numberous. That's the thing. Nobody has numbers you did. If you guys isn't a tree like if all you guys jumped up and down like it would cause a mess of like Earth. Yeah, remember here in that it's the room. People jumped up at the
Starting point is 00:09:22 same time. They could ruin. I also heard if you chew bubble yum and fell asleep within your mouth, spiders at hatch, but I didn't believe that shit, so. Well, I don't know. I think there's a plan of foot with me. What was good about Scotland? Well, you guys, I'm not just saying this. I like the people.
Starting point is 00:09:39 I thought you guys would be a lot more like aggressive and some are aggressive. Like when people ask you, like when they're like, where's your ticket, like to come in the con, it seems like overly like aggro. Like why would you think it? And then they call you mate as if like, there's no friend talks to me like that.
Starting point is 00:09:58 No, that you understood. Right. Everything else is like, wow, for a friend, I don't want to talk to. Oh, I wasn't going to tax you with friend of a taxi with the night I was just those are going to take it. Yeah I like the people which is unusual you hate everybody.
Starting point is 00:10:13 Yeah I don't really like people that much but last night it was fun. The first time that I've gone out and like a group. Yeah you probably had any con ever. Normally I just run back to my room
Starting point is 00:10:24 and order room service. I am losing I think I just run back to my room and order a room service. I am losing, I think I'm losing weight here though, because I don't need anything. I also want to tell you things that's fucked up about this place. It's like, it makes you feel old, because in the hotel, the Goddamn tub is so high that you have to be an Olympic hurdle
Starting point is 00:10:40 or to get into this fucking thing. It's like it's like as high as the back of that chair. And for the first time ever, I was like, what if I fall in the shower? Yeah. Like, that's like an old person, right? I'm like, what if I fall in the shower? Like, nobody expects me to show up anyway.
Starting point is 00:10:53 So I want to be laying here for like two fucking days. Yeah. No, I almost put the like, don't like do not disturb sign on because I don't want maids coming in and shit. Right. How'd you get in? Did you have to like, did you like pop over? Or did you like create? I just filled the tub and just like I
Starting point is 00:11:08 Displaced all but like an inch of the water Yeah, and on top of that you now like worried about choking to death on food No, but I'm afraid of teenagers. Okay, that's an old person thing too, right? You're afraid of Scottish teenagers who the fuck wouldn't be are they? Holy you guys Your guys are scary. I was walking around yeah eight o'clock last night I'm you know I have my hands on my pockets making sure that my money was safe You know walking down by the University of Edinburgh
Starting point is 00:11:38 His mom's the same thing when we were leaving last night. She was his mom called him I mean she's like make sure you don't get pickpuck. Yeah. Is that a thing here? Like are people picking? Wait a minute, your mom called you? Mom called me last night, yeah. Wow. I thought you were talking to me.
Starting point is 00:11:51 I'm like, would you have a fucking Ouija board? Yeah. Mom's been dead for 30 years, Pat. We had just left the banshee labyrinth, and that was tipsy, maybe drunk. My mom called me, I'm drunk. She's like, can't understand the word just saying this? Yeah, but she was like, where are you?
Starting point is 00:12:08 I'm like, Scotland. What the fuck are you doing in Scotland? She's like, didn't you hear we're all gonna jump up at 12 million? Yeah. Cause a fucking earthquake. Yeah, you screwed everything up, Ming. Ming, it's interesting to watch.
Starting point is 00:12:21 I watch Ming like in this bar that we went to, what was the benchy labyrinth the bench labyrinth which claimed it was a metal club that i don't know if a racist passes for fucking metal in this country that's one more thing i don't like about it yes you guys are who begins in your listen to a wasis what the fuck yeah that's that's that's
Starting point is 00:12:39 say you know i don't know sir i understood that i'm glad you brought that up because i'm glad you brought that up because I got to admit the entire time that I've been seeing you, I am hypnotized by this haircut of yours. Yes. I'm like, oh my god, it's Peter Tork. Let me tell you something. If you weren't a married couple, you would never get a girl that looked like that with that fucking hairdo.
Starting point is 00:13:03 That's like, no, he's a cool guy. Like I talked to him. He's cool, but you can speak, but you look like like there's a comic strip called Prince Valiant. Yeah, right? That's, that's the Prince Valiant haircut, but you're able to carry it. That's a man. That's what somebody told me that you're both from Manchester, right? So Manchester girls have like real low haircut standards.
Starting point is 00:13:27 So this is where like he's going to start getting pissed. I'm going to see the hooligan come out. Yeah he's going to get a Glasgow kiss there Brian. Yeah I don't think Glasgow either it's Glasgow. I almost got Glasgow. I almost got a Glasgow smile because I fucking mispronounce that too. I'm telling you pronunciation is a big thing with you guys. Not haircuts, but pronunciation. I like you man, you're all right. Sorry, don't feel bad, he makes fun of me at my haircut too. It's okay. No, I like things here, it's very flexing.
Starting point is 00:13:57 Flexing? Yeah. Smooth. I wonder how a man would look bald. Like grasshopper from Kung Fu? I think you can do it though. You can't raise his man. That's like, that's a haircut man.
Starting point is 00:14:09 You have to have fucking confidence bro. To have that haircut. And then you walk around with this girl. Oh man. New year. Or just no selfie. What did he say? Did he turn on you?
Starting point is 00:14:21 Or did he turn on you? I don't know. I think he threw somebody under a bus. I just heard, oh, well done my friend, well done. Sage, you know that mattress you have? That soft as a pillow. It feels like you died in went to heaven and you're floating around on a cloud. It's Casper. Like a ghost? Like Casper like a ghost like Casper the ghost Mm-hmm, you never heard a Casper the ghost Wendy the witch the ghostly trio you never heard of those guys kids don't like that anymore
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Starting point is 00:15:31 Sorry. Convenience. You can buy it through the mail. You buy a cast from mattress. They're going to bring it to you. And if you don't like it, after a hundred nights, that's over three months. I'm an easy way. It isn't easy way. Three months they're gonna bring it back to you. I mean, they'll take it from you and bring it back if you don't like it. But that's not gonna happen.
Starting point is 00:15:52 Because you're gonna love it. Do you understand me? You're gonna fall in love with your mattress. You're gonna be kissing it at night like it's your boyfriend. No way, I'm not who's friend. Bitch here's my boyfriend. Prince James is I'm not who's when. Be here, my boyfriend. Prince James is your boyfriend? Yes.
Starting point is 00:16:09 Well, guess what? He's going to be replaced by a mattress. You're going to fall in love. You're going to draw a face on your mattress and you're going to kiss it all night long because you're going to love it that much. Mm. Did you know it was named as one of the best inventions
Starting point is 00:16:22 of 2015, a short two years ago. Time magazine said this is one of the best inventions of 2015, a short two years ago, Time Magazine said this is one of the best inventions of this year. Oh, please. Now can they say that about your boyfriend, Prince James? Yes. No, they can't. Oh, no. No.
Starting point is 00:16:38 You gave him a love note? You wait till I find this guy. I'm going to tear him apart limb from limb. Sussi,ie helped me ride. Susie helped you ride it. Yes. All right, we're gonna have a talk with her. But, are you this?
Starting point is 00:16:55 I, as a fan. Oh, just as a friend? No, no, Sven. Fan. Fan? Chhh, you throw it it yeah, and he got it Yeah, and then what did he say say he wanted to be your boyfriend? Yeah, you wait until I see this kid
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Starting point is 00:18:14 I'm sorry. No haircut questions. That's working. Oh, all right. Yeah. Hey, folks, any any questions? Yes, we have a question over here in the night. I like that Mike has gone with his natural color, right? Yeah. Yeah. He was he was the man of like indeterminate hair color for a while. And now we went salt and pepper. I think it looks good. I get you look like old man Logan. Hi, that's his. Is that is not really. Throw me out of the bus. Yes, not that's not really a question.
Starting point is 00:18:41 It's from Trashant. She's just trying to say, all boy used pure moon. We can what? Pure moon? I think that means you're bored. You bitch a lot. Yeah, that's a translation. All right, good enough.
Starting point is 00:18:56 Yeah. I didn't even say anything, but thank you. Yeah. Oh, is this streaming or something? And somebody didn't tell us this? Okay. I saw a young lady over there. Yeah, I'm on moderator to your guy.
Starting point is 00:19:10 I'm over there. Put on your glasses. Yeah, point at people. Hello. Hi, guys. I'm just asking, what's the most interesting thing if I brought into the stash? Besides Stanley.
Starting point is 00:19:21 Yeah, well, obviously that was amazing. Mike, this is like one of those questions we get a lot. One time somebody brought in a pickled, preserved pig fetus with two heads, and they wanted us to buy it. And I said, yeah, you fucking mind. This is a comic book shop. It's neither a butchery nor an oddity shop. So why did you bring it to us? It's neither a butchery nor an oddity shop.
Starting point is 00:19:45 So why did you bring it to us? It's like, because I need money. It's a secondary market. You could have sold it. I could have given it to Brian. That's about it. Yeah, nobody told me. I would have taken it.
Starting point is 00:19:55 Yeah. I mean, over here, they would have eaten it. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, seriously, what would you rather have a two-headed pig or a funco pop figure? I mean, come on. Which one are you gonna play with, Ming? I actually never mind. I know the answer to this one, so.
Starting point is 00:20:11 No one plays other pops, anyway, they keep them in the packaging and just throw it up on the shelf. You could have done the same thing. So if I took the pig out of the formaldehyde, I'd just be decreasing its value. I always, that's how it always works. Who are the three VIPs who didn't show, do you think? I'm assuming this is a VIP seating. Not even you, dude. Not even you got VIP seats. You could like roll up a little and then you be a VIP, but they don't fucking seats for jerks. It didn't even show up. Yeah. Kevin and Walter. Really? You think? Well, you knew they were going to. Yeah. And I could have told you they weren't
Starting point is 00:20:42 coming here. Yeah. That's why you're all here to see Kevin. Like, I think Kevin and Walter are going to show up. Oh, here we go. Oh, you go. Asher, can you remove this woman from here? I know. Check your ticket. She's not a VIP.
Starting point is 00:20:57 Check your ticket. It's security. You may ask a question. What's your question? Is he his mate coming? Hi. He's run the store, which was the very first comic he's ever bought.
Starting point is 00:21:09 And what collections do you have yourself that you're your favorite, who even laid me a fan? Are you a taxi driver part-time? Yes, yes, I guess. Hi, I'm a member of the company. I take a third of it. So actually, I think I'm running about a third of it. Oh, what's the very first comic you ever got?
Starting point is 00:21:26 The very first comic. Ming, I know your answer. So go. Vendor's 2, 14. It's the one after Hank Pym is accused of beating his wife. And not accused, but shown. Beating his wife. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:40 Yeah, that was my first time. Really? Are you an apologist? No, he did. Long afterwards it was shown that he did it. And you're still like, oh, he was just accused of it. Well, according to Mike, it was my first really are you an apologist this this no he's not a word to it was shown that he did it and you're still like oh he was just accused of it was a my it's cordon of mike it was an accident I didn't know you know you know no to be honest with you it was miscommunication between the writer and the artist where you know he was just supposed to push her and the artist like well fuck it and just the smacks are like back
Starting point is 00:22:02 hands her and draws blood and she's got this huge wicked black eye that she has to hide from Captain American Thor. They're like, yeah, I walked into a door. And wait, Ming is still saying that he's only accused. Yeah, he's accused. You saw it. All right, Hank Pym's a wife-beater. Yeah, he's a wife-beater.
Starting point is 00:22:18 Who's Hank Pym? Yeah, did you see Atman? No. Oh, okay, he's. He's Atman? He was at Man Yes. Easy-dead? No, okay, he's he's at man. He was he was at man. Yes, easy dead No, he's not dead. He's Michael Douglas, which is just by Michael Douglas Yeah, just about that care about it man anymore
Starting point is 00:22:33 Yeah, I think you would like to storyline though. He he's the beating type and then the Avengers cast him out And there's this one panel where he goes to this flop-pours for a tall and his heads in his hands like this He's like all ashamed of himself Right, so it's basically my life except without the smacks. Without the smacks around there. Without the smacks around there. He's like, I find that repugnant, but every other, you know, near as my existence.
Starting point is 00:22:52 Near as my existence. Yeah, so vendors 214 pick it up everybody. Oh yeah, can't do you say that. Yeah, that's a good one. And we'll be yellow, guys. We'll be yellow. Why would you recommend that? Like, what a weird thing to say.
Starting point is 00:23:04 Oh yeah, like some lady gets a shit kicked out of her. Go get it. And it's probably expensive too, right? No, it's like $10. It's like $10, five pounds probably. Rich fucking TV money, man. Yeah, man. It's only 10 pounds.
Starting point is 00:23:15 Yeah, so yeah. Oh, how much is a gallon of milk costs? Like $20, and all right, I can buy that. Yeah, you have to. You're out of touch, man. Is beef is not big in this country, huh? No, we went out to dinner the other night and they're like it was an Italian place like you want lamb balls like not really not in any way shape or form that got any even work at the restaurant yeah yeah it was a
Starting point is 00:23:39 viewed outside like how to cope with like the lamb balls yeah yeah I'll take you need I catch what you need, son. Back there. I'll take that. Have you been eating anything? Have you eaten anything since you've gotten here? Yeah, I mean, I, half of a bacon and cheese, or bacon and eggs sandwich this morning,
Starting point is 00:23:56 I had a cheeseburger yesterday, a day before I had that spaghetti. Yeah, if I stay here like another six months, I might actually look like, like, not just like this amoeba Like blah, right there might be some shape to me So yeah Scotland's good for dieting because Gross. Oh, did you like the hamburger where you know, I mean was burned your crisp basically it was cooked
Starting point is 00:24:18 Yeah, it's like yeah, you guys still there you're still afraid of mad cow disease is that's what it is? Yeah, they're like you'll eat what you'll eat. I heard a bunch of people went back on, mm. Has anyone gotten mad? Cow apologists, come on. Here? Not they cooked the beef to like a thousand degrees though. Even before that though, like cow's got it, but then any people got it.
Starting point is 00:24:40 Yeah, people got it, right? A couple people died. Tell Brian about it. Yeah. He likes hearing that. Statistically, that has to be almost a measurable it right? A couple people died? Tell Brian about it. Yeah. He likes hearing that. Statistically, that has to be almost a measurable, right? Getting mad, cow disease.
Starting point is 00:24:49 That's, that's, that's, that's, when I was young, oh, it's so fucking disgusting. I just remember this talking about, like, gross food. Like, let me try to make you more safe. Brown beef when my mother was making hamburgers. Remember, like, when I was young, she would just like take chunks of hamburger
Starting point is 00:25:00 and she was eat it. Oh, like raw hamburger, right? Yeah, they call that steak tartar and they charge you up the ass for it. Oh, is it? Yeah, really? I don't know. You're a chef. I don't know with that.
Starting point is 00:25:11 No, you can actually heard Kevin's story about it and I'm never going to eat steak tartar again. It's raw beef and they crack a raw egg on top of it. They put some like spices and what it tastes like. And he ate like, sure sauce on it. Two pounds of it. That's really? Yeah, he ate two pounds of it and he paid for it
Starting point is 00:25:25 dearly. Yeah, it came up both ends. That's disgusting. He said he was sitting on the toilet, was coming out and I needed to throw off. Anybody who eats two pounds of rustic and a raw egg deserves what he got. They do. I mean, what did you think was going to happen? Yeah, it's like you're shocked, right? It's like, oh my God, really flushed out a system? That's strange. Yeah. Fandall, sage, you like Batman sports, right? You do it all the time. I see you calling Costa Rica anything that's outside of the US territories, these wire rooms.
Starting point is 00:25:57 You don't know if you're going to get your money back or not. So. Mimi, yes. Yes. You do, you do it bet illegally with bookies? Why would you do that when you can go to fan dole calm? They launched fantasy golf. This is all about fantasy Um, have you ever fantasized about your perfect dream team? sagey like you know all adults do especially males
Starting point is 00:26:22 Um, what do we do here? What adults do, especially males? What do we do here? A piece of data, not that bad. Fantasy golf, it's not that bad? Alright, well pick up eight golfers for your team. Stay under the salary cap. Score points for Eagles, Burdy's, Pars, and more. Do you know what they are? Eagles, Burdy's, and Pars?
Starting point is 00:26:43 Maybe, my team. Who's your who's on your team? Tips. Chips. Not tips. No, teams. Who's on your team? Teams.
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Starting point is 00:27:56 What you You're silly So nobody so you guys don't even get comic book men. I know, and yet we have a pack, we have, it's a packed panel though. It's great. How many people have seen coming, Big Man? You're all under arrest.
Starting point is 00:28:14 Ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah, can you raise your hands one more time? Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Yeah, raise your hands again. Raise your hands again. Go ahead. Wow. I want to send this to AMC, so they know. Yeah, seriously. Yeah, actually can everybody again raise your hands again. Go ahead. Wow. I want to send this to AMC so they know. Yeah, yeah,
Starting point is 00:28:27 actually everybody just raise your hands. Yeah, that way the crazy worse. Yeah, there we go. It's really funny. My family is in the front row and they're not raising their hands. So story of my fucking life. Do you guys watch? Do you guys watch the show? Yeah, who's your favorite comic book man and be honest? Be honest. It's all right. As long as it's not your dead. It's all I care about. What about you? Not Ming. Not Ming. Not me. Okay. It's not Ming. That's all I care about. Yeah. Your son's really in the cows. He loves cows. Yeah. It's weird. So next question. Well, I'm glad to be fined out what the first comic book was.
Starting point is 00:29:05 Yeah, we don't care about that. We learned at the feet of Kevin Smith. So, fuck it. Yeah. Yeah. Your question, sir. Obviously, you guys get to do a lot of cool stuff now, but you ever just wake up and think, you know what, I just kind of want to go and work at the store and not have a camera and maybe do some stock. Oh yeah, every day. I wish I had a 9-5 job. It would be so awesome. Do you now understand?
Starting point is 00:29:33 I still fucking work at the store. Not in the five. You're really the questionist. As you do with you, have the job you have. Seriously Mike, why don't you kill yourself now and save it? Because I do. I work every day and alongside of that cartoon thing up there that you just saw. His name is Gidham. He's got no teeth.
Starting point is 00:29:55 He's like, Walt asks all the time and you know, it's hard to talk to him because it's up there. It's like jammed up there. So I do work, but those two months that the cameras are on, I can push work off on to get them and make them do it. So that's nice. That's good. And the two months of the cameras are on or is when I work and the other 10
Starting point is 00:30:20 months is when I push it off onto other people. Yeah, mostly Ming and mostly Ming. Nah, not even. So it was a question, is do you ever wish you weren't on TV? Basically? Yeah, fuck now. Yeah, no, I love it.
Starting point is 00:30:33 It's fun. I'm not going to lie. It's pretty awesome being on TV. It's been life-changing for you, right? Life-changing for you? Yeah, well, you are a, I mean, you still are a dork. Like you're a nerd like, like, you're not a cool guy, but now people like, they think you're cool. Right, yeah, that's like you're not a you're not a cool guy, but but now people like they think you're cool
Starting point is 00:30:47 Right. Yeah, see because you've been able to trick them. Yeah, to thinking you're cool Because in high school in college like you weren't going like you weren't doing the shit I saw you doing last night. I watched him for I'm not kidding around We watched him for a solid hour dancing and and with a bunch of other people like there's one room in this bar where And with a bunch of other people, like there's one room in this bar where there's a screen and you can watch people in the next room that are dancing and perpetuating every white person dance stereotype that you've ever fucking seen. Like the move suck, everyone's raising their cups in the air, everyone's jamming out, like it's like they're the original artist to the song. You know, they're like so passionately and shit Yeah, it's called having fun asshole. No, it though. It didn't look fun to it's fun to sit there and judge you Definitely, I like doing that and you can even do it live. You're watching me on a TV screen like I was in another room
Starting point is 00:31:36 There's so goddamn loud. I'm gonna go in there and be like hey, man. Here's what I'm thinking about you like no It's so much it's so much better to say it to other people be like the city it about you like it's so much it's so much better to say it to other people people like the city it like that. Yeah it's like mystery science theater but with Ming so that entertains you like if there's a whole like channel where you think comic book man is. That's true. Holy crap. The good point. It's you looking like a douche. Yeah people watch it. Wow. How are you? I would watch that show if that was the show with you just like watch and like trying to think like because you were talking to somebody for so long,
Starting point is 00:32:06 and it's so goddamn loud in there, I'm like, what the hell could they possibly be talking about? What were you talking about? I have no idea. Yeah. Because she was Scottish. And you didn't understand it. And it was really loud.
Starting point is 00:32:17 And it doesn't look fun to me, but it is fun to watch. Yeah, it's definitely, oh, it's fun to watch. It's fun to do it too, but you would never. But also this is an arrearity. Like you do this all the time. Every time you go to, yeah, yeah, why not? So that's life changing, man.
Starting point is 00:32:30 You were dead. I know. I guess it wasn't that way. I'm definitely not. Yeah. Like your life was this and now it's this. Yeah. So we just explained how so.
Starting point is 00:32:38 And he's the only one who went to college. I know. We still can't fucking explain it to him. Yeah, well, I didn't do this in college though. So I'm doing it now. Why did you not do it in college? Hold on. What the hell's going on down there? All right. There you go. That's all I needed to know. Oh, God. Oh, I don't know. Was I doing college? I don't love folks. I wasn't part. I wasn't you right. I wasn't cool enough to party. Did you bring a like an unsolicited candle to a girl? Did she do something like that? I, uh, with that time, I got accused of stalking.
Starting point is 00:33:07 You were trying to move somebody. I was getting stalking. Yeah, just like Hank Pym was like, whews. Yeah. Like, you were stalking her, right? I, I, I mean, any girl who listens to this story will let you decide
Starting point is 00:33:18 if this qualifies as stalking. No, I mean, I may have shown it. I may have shown it at a dorm room, like, uninvited a couple times. Mm-hmm. Yeah couple times yeah unannounced yeah I think she's unaware the the final straw was I showed when announced once she was talking to her boyfriend on the phone and I was being real loud and shit yeah and uh yeah and uh yeah he heard I was there he was like who the hell is that he got really pissed off at her you want to get your espi
Starting point is 00:33:47 he you are he what you live in another city telephonically yeah but i want to kick his ass she wasn't happy about that though she wasn't had no that like i was being allowed it because i want him to know i was there oh really you were make this kind of by the way now i don't know you bought it up and i going to say it out of the fat of the victim before.
Starting point is 00:34:06 Yeah, the girlfriend who rejected the earlier. Yeah, it's like, yeah, it's like fight club. All right, so you didn't take no for an answer. No, it's called persistence. So did it end in a restraining order? No, no, no, I didn't go that far. No, I didn't go that far. Quinnon, order again. Quinnon, order again. Did you quinn? Yeah, when you got hypnotized, it didn't go that far. No, it didn't go that far. Yeah. Quintnaughty.
Starting point is 00:34:25 Quintnaughty. Quintnaughty. Yeah, when you got hypnotized, he had restraining order. That's just being, I wasn't hypnotized by the way. What's it called here at restraining order? What do they call it? The restraining order? Yeah, the restraining order.
Starting point is 00:34:36 Yeah. That's universal. When a guy comes up and he's like, here's a candle and you're talking to your boyfriend and like, what the fuck? I'm going to be at a restraining order against this weirdo. Why a candle? I was the only thing I could afford at the time. Was it like a sweet candle or like a birthday candle? No, no, it was like a fat candle. Okay. Like a Yankee candle? Yeah, like a Yankee, like a aromatic candle. Oh, I got high like a top shelf Yankee candle. Was it a steal it from your mom? I didn't steal it
Starting point is 00:35:00 from my mom. You bought it? How old were you? I don you I don't 18 19 That's they it's like eight bucks and you could have got our candy or something I thought I kind of smoked I thought kind of a last longer Well, it was it was it was a light it. Yeah, it was a roofie-centred candle Yeah, I'll be like in five minutes when you're passed out. One of the clues was he had like a mask over his face while he lit it. Mm-hmm. Okay. Yeah, so we're good for you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:33 You didn't get the girl but you tripped. Yeah, well, you know what, you know, how about me now, you know, like what do you think Price is going to TV now? She sees you now. Yeah. And you know that boy friends out of the picture a long time. She's like, I wish you would bring a candle to me. Yeah. Do you know who she is on Facebook?
Starting point is 00:35:46 I could probably find her. Yeah, I haven't tried. I don't doubt it the way you do. I haven't tried, but now. You think, oh, holy shit, hold on. Yeah, here she is. Yeah, here she is. That's weird.
Starting point is 00:35:58 We should look her up and ask why she rejected you. I mean, she was attached at the time, I think. She was really into the stuff. It wasn't at mature game or anything Yeah, well I didn't have any game either Maybe he had a bigger candle he probably Highly likely. Yeah, he's the other Asian candle Don't touch her up to a white people the white people candles. No, they don't measure the Yankee candles at all
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Starting point is 00:39:35 Yeah, I'd like to ask to tell them Steve Davily questions. The first one is, Meng, do you think that you're a sociopath? LAUGHTER Second question, can I be Pusol of the week? Can you be Pusol of the week? Well, you've got to do something Pusolish. And one, you never ask a sociopath, are you a sociopath? Of course you're going to lie to you, but that's what they do.
Starting point is 00:39:56 Yeah, that's what they do. So he's going to say no. One of the symptoms. Right. Pusol of the week, I don't know, what have you done that's worthy of it. I don't know, it just be a great honor to be the... You gotta come up with something Puzzle's bro. And now, I can get his...
Starting point is 00:40:11 So the answer to both questions is no. So it's the BU. And Ming, are you associate with math? No, because we think you are. No, actually we know you are, but that's beside. Absolutely not. That's okay. Next question. Next question. Yeah, you're the pusho, you can be pusho all the week. You're a pusho, the week.
Starting point is 00:40:36 Here we go. Now, that's going to be some Scott. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I'll try not seriously a drunk right now, aren't you? No. No. You know, he says that Ming the sociopath. He's drunk right now, aren't you? No. No. You know, he says that, Ming, the sociopath, he is not drunk now either. No. Yeah, we don't believe him. So, good. My question is, Q once said that getting to know Walt
Starting point is 00:40:57 better on Tellum Steve Dave was his favorite thing. Wondering what each of you have gained from doing podcasts like Tellum Steve Dave and I sell comics over and above conventions in the TV show. What have you gained personally? What? I'll try and fool you. So, Kiel got from doing Tellum Steve Dave, where is this person I said in the question? I don't know where they are
Starting point is 00:41:25 Oh there. All right. You're gonna try to read his lips now. You're not gonna you're not gonna work out. I can see distances close up. I'm like I use it. Doing the pot cue is like one of the best things he's ever done. I think you know have you no he said. Yeah. Doing it. Meeting wall. Getting to no wall.
Starting point is 00:41:40 Oh, oh. Is the okay cool. So I'm starting to get their language, Brian. Okay. All right. is the okay cool so I'm starting to get their language right okay all right just translate so Ming from doing tell him Steve Dave and I saw comics what have you pulled what is your take away from that over and above doing the show and doing comic I mean I gotta have a thicker I have a thicker skin now right basically bullet proof from all the all the insults you launch at me dude you're pretty fucking bullet proof from the get yeah you've always been good about that.
Starting point is 00:42:05 Yeah. Like, you embraced the role of like, tampon. Like, right out of the gate, it didn't even take any convincing. It was like, you were like, sure, I'll be that guy. The world needs tampons, too. Yeah. It's a very useful world. Do you imagine a tampon free world?
Starting point is 00:42:23 There's a thing, ladies, I don't know if you're heard of this. We're talking about it recently, an invention where like, the guy invented it, where it's a glue stick, instead of a tampon, so you glue everything together and then your end dissolves this glue and everything comes out. Yeah. Which sounds gross and like it would be, like if you don't have to piss for like 12 hours, it seems like a long time, right? To, yeah, I'm just saying one thing, how about tap, it just sounds really disgusting, but I'm gonna say it anyway. So congratulations, this is, I don't think it's gonna catch on. Would anybody use that? That does sound like an impression. No, it would use, right? Like if you blew like your, like your, your butthole together and then, right? Like if you blew like your like your your your butthole together and then right? I wouldn't personally know, but someone else. I'm just holding in in case you can't find
Starting point is 00:43:12 a toilet or something. I like the way you guys embrace the word toilet, too. You don't you just like you don't dress it up lavatory or your restroom. You're just like, yeah, here's the fucking toilet. Speaking of which in that bar last night, there girls, you probably don't know this, but like guys, they piss into like a trough. Yeah, the trough. It's not a urinal, but it's almost overflowing. It doesn't. Oh, what is it? Holy shit. It was like almost to the top. It was so disgusting. I walked out, I was like, oh, Jesus. Wait, so you found the worst toilet in Scotland? I don't think so. I mean, it had in spill yet, so somewhere there has to be one
Starting point is 00:43:44 that's like overflowing. But it's just like, I'm not kidding around gallons of piss in this like metal trough. And again, you invited him here, folks. I mean, it's just the way it is, but yeah, I mean, hats off for using toilet. Now again, what was the question? Oh, we don't want to take away. Oh, we took away that Brian will never glue his vage together. Yeah. What did you ever say to me? Oh, bulletproof. He's bulletproof.
Starting point is 00:44:15 My skin got even thinner if it's possible. So, especially with this guy, but I've come to embrace a lot more of my flaws and have you? Oh hell yeah. Oh my god. Would you guys reminding me of him? You bet I have. Yeah. If you don't leave someone a choice. Yeah. Then they call yeah, I got no choice. So what about you? Me when I got out of it was staying alive. Yeah, honestly, I'm not even kidding around. I was so close to just being like, fuck this shit. And just offering myself. And it was one of the things I like about doing the show is people coming up and not that I'm like, oh, cool, you're suicidal too.
Starting point is 00:44:51 But that people are super depressed. And they're like, oh, well, listening to you, I was able to relate to the issues and then listening to the podcast helps get through whatever issue they're having. So yeah, I mean, if like tell Steve Davin sage my knee switch is basically my daughter came at the same time so it was two good reasons to not, you know, off myself. And, you know, I mean, yeah, I guess I'm alive.
Starting point is 00:45:21 I guess that's what I took from. Yeah, I'm glad you didn't off yourself. Like our life is when they're like, he's glad you didn't know of yourself. Like our, our, our life is... Just when they're like, he's talking about like, troughs of piss and like that. Just when you thought that was the lowest heat sink, he starts talking about killing himself in front of everybody. No, I don't know how it's true.
Starting point is 00:45:34 Our lives were just sucked without you. Yeah, well yeah, I mean, all of us, I'm not just talking about me and him, when I'm talking about all of us, dude, so... APPLAUSE Yeah, like, had I, had I done I done it like none of us would be sitting here right now, right? No, no. And you have all what has saved a bunch of money. And you don't have to listen to these two boring things. So really should be mad at me. You're like the Stanley of life, dude. If Stanley didn't create all his characters.
Starting point is 00:45:58 And if Stanley was his and his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, family of life. Yeah, I guess so. I gotta say, there was a moment last night, there was a room where everybody that listened to the podcast was in the room dancing and shit and having a good time. And there was a moment of like, this is pretty cool. This whole community is out there. It's like my presence is irrelevant. Like, they're gonna be there whether or not.
Starting point is 00:46:24 I like that. I like that people are like making, like I don't really, I don't make friends that often. And I don't. Yeah, I wonder why. I don't spend a lot of time, I don't spend a lot of time socializing, but I like watching other people do it. Yeah. Yeah, I like watching it.
Starting point is 00:46:37 People that would have never really met, right? Otherwise, like meeting because we decided to do this thing. I just love that you'll watch anything that if it's on a TV screen. Yeah. And including me dancing around with 18 year olds. Yeah, you dancing with 18 year olds, uh, watching people. Yeah, because I, I feel like very like outside of everything. So it's easier for me to be a spectator in life with watch shit.
Starting point is 00:47:00 But it's going to be on like some kind of like a glowing like two. Yeah. And it's even better if like I'm on drugs while I'm doing it Yeah, don't do drugs. I can see already you're thinking about it, but no, don't say no to drugs Yeah, I'll keep Bryce said don't do drugs. Yeah You tell the kids to school that I'm keep Bryce's don't do drugs Because you might end up on TV And they're kind of under a time folks any other questions. Yeah, we're ready to the back there. Yeah. And we're kind of running out of time folks, any other questions?
Starting point is 00:47:26 Yeah, we've got questions right to the back, yeah. For me, getting a comics, not just about getting a comic itself, it's about where I get it. Where's the most interesting comic each of you've got and where it from? Where's the most interesting comic you've actually got and where did you get it? Oh, Avengers 2.14. Yeah. Is that going to do behind pen? There were certain accusations level that are thicker true.
Starting point is 00:47:47 And Ming only has one comic book. So, yeah, I mean, have they addressed wife beating in any other, I mean, any other comic sins? Yeah, it was the same character, but Mark Miller, you know, made him an unrepentant wife beater. I mean, he, like like put her in the hospital. So I don't like Mark Miller. I'm, that's, that was really harsh.
Starting point is 00:48:10 I was like, that's, is Andy Cap still in like, oh, that's not good. Yeah, it's definitely a drunker in a wife-beater. No, no, he's not a wife-beater. He's always, he's gonna shake the cap to him. Oh, that's the biggest of all in pin, that's it. Yeah. She, he's, do feminists like that?
Starting point is 00:48:23 Do feminists like Andy Cap is that what what was the wife's name forget? What was it flow flow and flow and flow and she effectiveness icon for kicking the shit out of Andy Cap all the time So I think our was Andy Cap just a bunch of Force you guys threw into a cartoon. Yeah, he was wasted all the time He was always drunk bubbles above his head. Yeah. And he was always sleeping on the couch. And he was always getting the piss beat out of him
Starting point is 00:48:51 by his wife, so. Yeah. Because he was sleeping on the couch. He was not drunk. Yeah. I don't know. Well, you're my most interesting comic. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:48:59 I'm going to say Andy Kat. No, actually, the most interesting comic that I've ever had was, wow, what a question. I don't have an answer for that. I did. Out of everything you've read, the thousands, the thousands of books you've ever read, you can't pick one. No, because you're trying to like shoehorn it all into one thing. I mean, come see me and we'll talk comics later on, but to have one answer, now I'm not going to choose myself that much. And yeah, sit next to Brian's like rubbing off on
Starting point is 00:49:31 me. It's like, I don't care. What about a cryptosokman? What about that? I shouldn't say that. Yeah, we're all good. Why are you surprised at that? I'm like, oh my God, you're on drugs when you wrote that. And it's chipped. There's a lot of like hidden shit that like I don't even remember some of it. But yeah, most of it was right right and under the influence of drugs. So if you take drugs, you might end up writing a comic book. Okay. True. Yeah, I say a lot of money for it. So don't do it. Yeah, don't do drugs. You've been told. And one final question. Yes, seven or eight or two questions out.
Starting point is 00:50:03 Okay, I've got Claire Godden here online and she wants to know Well get them be on the new season. Dear God. I hope not For some reason they're resistant to introducing get them Get them if you don't know if you're like who's get them? He's the the guy that might describe earlier He's the guy that might describe earlier. He's like, there's, yeah. He should have his own Wikipedia page. It's impossible, right, to really describe this guy. There it is impossible.
Starting point is 00:50:32 Yeah. And so maybe, I don't know, maybe. Yeah, maybe. Linda Young wants to know who's got the biggest candle. Who's got the biggest candle? I know all three of us are all five of us. The comic book, then. I've never looked.
Starting point is 00:50:49 Does, does, does, does candle size matter? A candle size matter? I mean, you can, you can take matter to her. You can take me out of the running, so it's, it's up to you four. Well, I don't know, I haven't seen anybody else's, but, but there, there are quite a few pictures of me for whatever reason like My shorts are always like too tight, so like it's always like outlined Yeah, and I'm not aware of it. So I'm that guy walking around and people like you're right
Starting point is 00:51:16 Like actually they're like, oh Like Stan Lee has like Stan Lee's like, what do you got in my back there, true believer? Yeah, that would have to. Yeah, that would be the presumption that we've seen everybody's junctions. Yeah, which we haven't. Yeah, who knows. We don't have a locker room at the stash. I'm going to go with the safe answer. Me. Is that your knee stage or the like noise at safe? I thought you said sage. I was like, you're a fucking gross pal.
Starting point is 00:51:47 Yeah. I'm like, wait, does the stream live? I didn't mean to say that. All right, you're you win. I'll give it to you. All right. Yeah. Ew.
Starting point is 00:51:56 I guess you're just saying here question. Yes. Yeah. Oh, okay. But it's getting him. You guys colluded? Wow. But what a what a stupid question to collude on. Oh my okay. But is getting him, you guys colluded? Wow. But what a stupid question to collude on.
Starting point is 00:52:08 Oh my God. All right, one question left. What final blush question? Wait, hold on. If I remember correctly, are we supposed to, you're supposed to break up with your husband live during the panel, right? Okay.
Starting point is 00:52:19 All right. Yeah. I'm going to help somebody out with a divorce. Yeah. He's not a solicitor, folks. He's just like to get involved in people's personal lives. Then I'll sit back and watch. If you guys could choose comic book characters for each other, who would you choose? Oh, for each other?
Starting point is 00:52:37 Choose what? You could choose a comic book character for each other. To live out their lives? Yeah. Okay. You, Andy Yep. Okay. You, Andy Cap. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:47 I'm down. No, who is the, who is the heroin freak, the sidekick, Bucky or something? Oh, no, that was speedy. Speedy. Speedy. Speedy. But that's a little too on the nose, can I be speedy? Yeah, you can be speedy.
Starting point is 00:53:00 All right. I prefer Andy Cap for you, but speedy. I couldn't drink. I could never drink like you guys drink It's first of the the like the intake of like of that much Just the quantity itself. It's fucking crazy. What do you think that trough was overflowing? That's where it all ends up. Everybody's literally pissing their money at right now to a trough Yeah, you get a little reward for it. You know, you can you feel all warm. It feels good
Starting point is 00:53:23 You get a little reward for it. You get you feel all warm feels good I think you do have an alcohol problem path. Yeah, he's like unit like I was a sociopath like sometimes I feel feelings What a really drunk Go away I don't know who would you choose for Ming from Ming. Yeah, I don't know Ming Ant-man right? Yeah, yeah, he seems super into that story Yeah, we'll give it to you can be an ant-man based on candle size Sure, you can't drink any other party your body. No, yeah
Starting point is 00:54:01 Good deal. That's a curse. Yeah, did you ever, your wife, now did you ever give her a candle? Like, was that your, was that your move? Like, didn't work the first time. So I didn't go, I think this is worth this time. Yeah, no, I don't think I've ever given it that. Yeah, so once is not a pattern. All right, you should have tried one more time. Usually if it falls flat the first time, if it really, if it goes disastrous the first time,
Starting point is 00:54:23 then yeah, you don't do it again. Dude, there are Yankee candle shops all over the world. Yeah, you do now. Are there any last full people? Are there any college age girls or girls who are in college or uni or whatever it is? You're all a bunch of illiterates like me. But I'm curious like if you're okay, you're 18 to 20. Like some guy brings you a candle. What's the thought? Is it like it's romantic or like, what's wrong with this guy? Yeah, it's a thing. Right? Like it's weird.
Starting point is 00:54:52 Has anyone else in the ever given a girl a candle is like, this is going to seal the deal? No. Nobody. How about an air freshener? Anybody? No? Well, I wish you would have told me this about 20 years ago.
Starting point is 00:55:06 If we had known you, we would have been the first ones to die. Yeah, probably. You're going to bring her what? And you're going to hide where to get to her. In her hamper? That's the weirdest place. He's like an Asian jack in the box. Just pops up with a candle in the ship. Yeah, supply! It's on Island! Oh, that's racist, Mike. Oh, it's a plies! It's already lit! Oh, that's racist, Mike. Oh, it's a plies? If I say supplies? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:28 Ah, racist. I don't say supplies. What the hell are you talking about? So we've learned to buy the Avengers and not buy candles. I can't wait. Sorry, we've run out of time folks. Can we have a very, very warm Edinburgh welcome for the coming week, Ben?
Starting point is 00:55:43 Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:55:51 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:55:59 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Come and all you go, the blue and blue and the atro, Grab this sweater in the dark, find your line in the fog, And study where it's outside, if you want a long ride,
Starting point is 00:56:19 Feel the money full of time Through the past city, I was alright I was a little late, little right I'd be ever free, I was alright I'd be even free, I was alright They'd even be in the wild Cause I'd be killed The lights are natural The parents are with the boys And they're looking back at me
Starting point is 00:56:55 So many times I wait on that long dress I got a win on the hunt I got a reason on my mind You look out the same as I was You look out the same as I was You look out the same as I was You look out the same heart as you write I've got to have the right to have the right
Starting point is 00:57:35 You never reach in my life Baby you'll be in my life I'm gonna leave you behind I'm coming out of your door Black back I was known Bird you can do the leaves and you can get a beat You can stay inside waiting on that long ride Cause I need you by my side
Starting point is 00:58:08 To the town of St. Louisville and I To the middle and the head of the ride To the end of the city I'm standing on the ride To the end of the city I'm standing on the ride To the town of St. Louisville and I You will be alright To not say I'm alright To not tell the man I'm alright To not say I'm alright You will be alright This has been a production of SmartCo Internet Radio. Sir, only at smodcast.com.
Starting point is 00:58:58 I'm gonna be back.

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