Tell Em Steve-Dave - #340: Love Warrior

Episode Date: June 16, 2017

Who amongst the guys is a perfectionist? Walt's lack of cow milking skills makes him feel inadequate. Conflicting opinions on Wonder Woman. Music: El Beasto - Feed the Kraken

Well, they he loves dick. Sure he does. PISS! Do you think there ever was a real person who saved the town by putting his finger in a die call. Tell them Steve Dave. Hello, dialings. And they're welcome to the sweet. Oh, we're doing it. It's supposed to just start with the darling.

I drew it. Oh, fuck, I fucked it up. All right. Well, we'll just go right into it. Welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave. Be cute. Thank you for being here. I'll be seeing you.

Go TST, my oh baby. Yeah. About that many days left. Now count down and start. That leads me into my first ever apology on this show. You guys said I've never apologized. Today's the day. What is it about? It's about the first day of celebration in Sync of TSD Mile. I have to apologize for the fucking website crashing and burning and people not getting their files. We just have too many rabbit TSD fans. I couldn't wait. Do you just have too many rabbit TSD fans? I couldn't wait they couldn't wait It's one of those things. I mean like like you can you can use it on your resume like we crashed our own We crashed our own site like we expected like 200 people and then like 300 people game I don't like that happening because I know like

my mother growing up my mother and still is very impetuous and instant gratification type person like I wasn't going to buy. Yeah, that's where I think I get it from, Pam. You're a person who wants instant gratification? Oh, absolutely. I hate waiting for shit. I don't get it, but I want it. I was like, well, I was never, because I've never seen you gratified. So I was trying to figure out where, is it so instantaneous that it's gone? Sure, tonight I'll take a sneak peek at my O face, if I've been gratified. No, like if you want something, you it and you know assuming it's within reason Financially, so if I'm if I know something's coming out and I'm like oh cool

I want to get that and I go to a site and it's like oh it's the site crashed or whatever it's annoying It's frustrating, you know I think it's supposedly all better now the band-aids and the the fingers are in the Little holes in the The holes in the dikes you can say it Would you I mean when was do you think there ever was a real Person who saved the town by putting his finger in a die call Probably was a manhole. I mean, oh, they said namble uh... probably m-hole m-hole

that's not their fucking speed now i doubt it i doubt it i think the water pressure if they have an entire diacolting back whatever volume of water some little kid being like i know how i'll save the town or let's just say it's an adult even an adult

is that like their i would think have think I fingers like you are I put two in okay You get to in there They're like well put to it Now I doubt it in fact I don't think so man. I mean should I look on snopes and be like did the Dutch boy really? Really put his finger in a dyke? Do you think that story's just just one of those old felt like it's an old wives tale?

Yeah, I don't even remember like, is it a fucking fairy tale? What is it? Let me say, brave Dutch boy saves Holland. Oh, it's Hans Brinker or the Silver Skates. No, that's not it. Dutch boy. Why you keep saying Dutch boy? I thought Dutch boy was pink. Dike or a Dutch kid? Is there a lot of dams in where? Wait, I just googled Dutch boy Dike and a picture of me from the first season of comic bookmen with a lesbian came up. Dutch legend has it that there was once a small boy who upon passing a dike on his way to school noticed a slight leak as the sea trickled in through a small hole. Knowing that he would be in trouble if you were late to school, the boy pox his finger into the hole and so stemmed to the flow of water. Sometime later, a passer by saw him and went to get help. This came in a form of other men who were able to affect repairs on the dike and seal up the leak.

The stories told the children to teach them if they act quickly and in time, even with their limited strength and resources, they can avert disasters. Self-sacrifice. A small trickle of water soon becomes a stream, and a stream of torrent, a torrent of flood. Torrent. Yeah. Don't know when torrent of grammar see. Do you not do it? Do you have to have to slide down?

Even if the site's down and you think you're yourself, a lot just torrent, it's not up. What do you think this whole apology is about? What do you think this whole apology is about? So, try this off, so please pass it. But do you also have a mistake mistake you wanted to to clean up? Yeah, in the grammar, she doesn't matter of fact, it's pretty glaring at a certain point We're talking about an octopus and I refer to it as a

As a sauropod as opposed to a cephalopod and I Mean I've been kicking myself for a solid year. We had time to cut it out, but I left it in It all in all honesty. Yeah. The fact that he brought it up, does it point to a character flaw or a... Perfectionist, if you will? Is Brian Johnson perfectionist? I think you might be. I mean, I'm not going to argue with you guys.

Perfection. I'm gonna scale it on the scale of one to ten. Where would you put, where would you put, how much of a person is perfect in this, are you? What am I doing? Just in general? Just in general, you're your work, in your work, in your play time, in your everyday life. How much of a perfectionist are you on a scale of 1 to 10?

3? 3! Oh definitely below average. Really? So you're like you're just like whatever, what else? He's good enough, it's good enough don't know if it's much higher than the three. In every aspect, there's gotta be some things where you're just like, no, it's unacceptable, it must be a hard nine at least. Yeah, I think with the when it was in the fire department, it was higher. Well, the stakes were a little higher. Yeah, then sitting on stage. Yeah. Fucking up Latin names for the animals. The stinks were a little higher than sitting be sitting on stage

Yeah, fucking up Latin names for yeah, but I don't know I like operating as part of a team in everything I do so I could just coast on like a five and like other people could like pick up the slack. Wow How about you? Yeah, I would have to you you're saying what a five. Yeah, I got like a five Like a five is a nice I even matters to me It'll bump up but not a lot of things added to me anymore. Yeah, I don't have to I don't know I think I can't say I'm a 10 Because I think being a 10 would be like your debts That's that's like unrealistic. Yeah. And who wants to be around a 10 who expects perfection?

No one. That's the only reason I hang out with you. You're not a 10. I would have to say, I'm like hovering in around 8 if not a little bit. Wow. Yeah. Are you employing him? I, I don't understand that. But that goes to my ability.

That's where the margin of error comes from. No, that goes to my personality. That's why my personality is so high though, because I employ the, um, the unemployable. Yes. And it makes me look like I'm charitable. Right. Since I don't really do a lot of charity work,

it's like a point to get him as my pet project. Right. Yeah. I think when I think a perfectionism is a young man's game anyway, right? Is it? Oh, how could you possibly give a fuck at 50? Like almost 50?

Yeah. Oh, wait, I was thinking about this man. I ain't all bring it up in a second. Let's finish this up first. Go ahead. Let's do it. Oh, I don't want to finish it in a second. Let's finish this up first. Go ahead. Go ahead. No, I don't want to finish it up.

Oh, no, finish up. Yeah. The perfection is a thing. Oh, you say it's a young man's game? I think perfection is a young man game. So you've got something to prove. You still got, you don't, you don't learn to love your flaws when you're a young man. Whereas like, as you get older, you, you, you, you can have a, a

affection for your flaws built in a tire career on my fucking flaws. I had a youthful exuberant Like a moment when I when I discovered I made that mistake like when I was like I Still make mistakes If you're I think everything's all fixed now and if you're interested in watching Tom's team Dave's first live Concert film if that's what you want to call it. What you call it that? Yeah And it's a good one because anyway, it's visually worth we felt it was worth video taping because of all the visuals that we put in We put in the VHS.

Right, I mean, there was some things worth capturing on camera. And if you have, but if you go there and you buy it and you find yourself like you have trouble getting the movie or you need to ask a question or anything, you can go to at TSD Town on Twitter and that Twitter count is going to handle all troubleshooting. I was thinking of it last night. Do you do you have life insurance? Well, I have life insurance. My wife may be signing

a...sign some life insurance but I don't know what the, how much though. Right. Yeah. Because I was thinking last night, I was just sitting there and I'm like, all right, I'm, I'm like 40 years older than sage almost. Knock wood, probably not gonna outliver. Right, right.

So what happens then? What happens when I die 40 years from now? 40 hours from now? You don't know. Right. So I got to get life insurance, right? You have it at this stage. I used to have it. I don't have it anymore. I thought you were leaving it to your cats and shit. No, my money. I will. Well, I don't have. I don't have insurance. I don't have insurance. Do you get life insurance? Like if you die from natural causes, you know, much life insurance at this stage of your life now. It's gonna cost you the premiums. Oh, it's gonna be a lot really. And 50. Look at his health. Look at his health.

What the fuck are you talking about? In my age and fucking younger than you asshole. Yeah, you're all your birthday's at December. Mine's in October, bitch. Yeah. No shit. October comes before December. I think of Daymyo, Motherfucker.

But yeah, you should have got this. You should have got this. You could have got it like, got a great, great, great policy, like 20 years ago. Mm-hmm. Before sage was born. I mean, I just... It's not a bit yesterday.

Yeah, you're at that point now, or who's going to ensure you? They're like, this guy, like I'm like Steve-O, they just won't fucking ensure me. Look, the $250,000 worth of coverage for $14 a month. He ate his all sorts of caveats. Right.

Let's see, if you're between the ages of 50 to 59 and considering life insurance, you're going to have to, this is really appealing to the fucking 20 and undercrowd. The kind you need health concerns approval, oh, you're right. Well, limited availability of longer terms like 25 to 30 years. You are not going to be able to get it without paying like through the nose. You should understand that the advice an agent would give a 35 year old and perfect health is completely irrelevant to you. Thanks. It's like they're fucking wrote that for me. I'm surprised you didn't realize this. Yeah, I didn't even think about it. Okay, health.

I'm actually fairly healthy right now. Like, relatively to the way things have been over the past couple of years, I just went like, oh, my blood works fine. Antean, my bladder, like a fucking playa. Oh, yeah, is that some sort of measure of, of plagueness? I guess if you're like, if you're dribbling?

Is that how they Empty their bladders out on the like you getting any dribble No, I think I think as you get older becomes a problem, you know like you got to like Like grab your nuts and like push up on your shafts of all the piss comes out. Yeah. Oh yours is certain like Procedure, you got a squeezy. Yeah, it's like it's like Squeeze in an utter or from a cow. Mm-hmm. What's that you're hit 60 man? I was like dude come on. Do this yourself. Did you ever heard this before? What is that? You have to squeeze your your half rivets to get all the stuff out the juice out. P Piss? Like a cow's utter. Or the consequence of that is you dribble in your underwear.

And then like, oh, you're an hurtive joke or you meet up with a fine lash after a show. And she's like, oh my god, you're under a smell like piss. I'm on like 50% of the times I have to do the fucking the toothpaste squeeze. Yeah. Yeah. So he has heard of it. You squeeze it out. I like, yeah, yeah. Lately I've been noticing in the milk yourself like, yeah, I got a giving yellow milk. And how how how unexpected dribble what, how much force is needed? No, no, you can usually just kind of wear a little fucking flick in a shake. He's like damaging. He's squeezing it as hard as he can because you get older. And is it that you get older, your prostate enlarges. And I don't know why it does it, but for some reason that's it. Is it, is it the shabby or is it the underbelly? It's from, I think

it's from like right down near your nuts where like your rethra begins or whatever. Oh, I just always notice sometimes lately that there's a little just a little bit extra in the tube that doesn't get shot out. It's a force thing. But like, I'm not I'm saying, but I'm talking about when you do it, is it you squeeze the shaft or you don't squeeze anything. You're like, you're like running up. Yeah. Just like it. Like shake it, you know, like, you just shake it. Yeah, you're the shaking squeeze up. So there is a, there is a squeezing involved. Yeah, but not a, not an angry squeeze like a gentle, like a gentle broo. Yeah, I'll get to the rest of it. Well, so get that fucking, one time,

there's in Philadelphia about two years ago. We were going on stage, we were getting announced. And I didn't do the squeeze. So sure enough, it was a fucking giant quarter size to stay in the pants. I was like, well, I'm literally going on stage right now. It was that much. You look like Fergie. Yeah, so like what I did was...

Do you eat in your jeans? I don't know if I was wearing jeans. Yeah, of course. It's like I was wearing a diaper So what I did is I grabbed the water bottle and on the way out I started flicking it around So some got on me and got on the audience like made a thing of it. Oh, so you could Behind behind the scenes man, man, that's some Hollywood, that's probably old school Hollywood. I mean, some fucking poor woman in the front row to get doused with some pole in the spring

because you couldn't fucking know enough to pissing us. Yeah. Yeah. You should've saved that for a one true three. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Have you ever been able to, have you ever

been onto a farm and had to milk a cow Is that you're so good at it? I've seen it. I never did it I only I went to a farm on a school trip as a child and I couldn't make the cow Delivered the milk really yeah, I felt like it may have been a I you know, everybody was making fun of me And I was like was it like that's a bull asshole know, uh, you know, everybody was make a fun of me and I was like, was it like, that's a bull asshole. And I wondered like, that's Tom. I'm wondering if, like, what's he doing to fern an end?

If that had anything, like I always worried that like, was it always to do with my techniques? Like, was it my, was it my techniques? Like, overall, right? So later on in life, when you start squeezing titties and shit, you were like, I was worried that like, you know, I was like, why isn't Ritty Milk coming out and terrible at this? No, no, I don't mean like to make milk come, but just overall like the, if I can't,

if I can't make a cow who's supposed to deliver milk, if I can't make a come out of the utter, I wonder. How can I make a girl who's not supposed to deliver milk. I don't think you're supposed to do the same motion on them. I like also comparing a lot of cows. You know, when I get with a livestock leader in life, whoever she may be, how am I going to milk her? I don't know.

I don't know about you guys, but whenever I see, whenever I saw on TV, someone milking a cow, it felt like I shouldn't watch it. It almost felt like it was some sort of, you know, something that should not be shown on TV. Milking a cow? Yeah, I don't know. It's right down by the privates. It's some sort of like, except not. The utter looks phallic. Oh, okay.

Your, your, your, your. So you started, you started congratulating yourself like, yeah, maybe if I was fucking good at jerking off guys, I could milk a cow like you fucking little queers. You're all such a sold. I turned her right on those little fucking little pissers, they were fucking making on my back because I couldn't make a cow. Hey, look at all the milk we got, Walt, and you're like, it used to, you're gonna be sucking down shit that looks like that for the rest

of your life. Yeah, this is the 70s though. I wouldn't say that today. No, of course not. Now I know better. I would never, ever, ever, ever. You wouldn't want to. Instead as a, as a, a comeback. Right. But back then, you know, that's what you said. I don't know. I, I just felt it was weird too that they made kids even do it though. Try to strange. It's like look we somebody was like this is months and months ago on Twitter Somebody was given a shit for like not knowing how to dress a deer or whatever. I'm like We said deer. Yeah, I'm like we literally fuck it or like kill a chicken or whatever the fuck it was I'm like we literally grew up like a few blocks from the Jersey Shore Nobody had cows and chickens and goats and all

that shit. I just got shit for the Treaty of Versailles thing, some guy on Twitter came after me. What do you say? From last week. Some French puss. You messed that up on. Yeah, I mean the thing is. Like Apologios. No, I don't need to. Apologise. Issue a correction. I do want to issue a correction because I don't want anybody to think that that's the right answer and then they get it on. It's because I'm going to Paris next week. So I'm dealing with not that oversized in Paris, but I'm going to France next week. And you think somebody else is quick to clarify that. So somebody in France is going to take you to task. You may not let you in the country.

Fuck apparently they let anybody in over there. That's that's 70's. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, one pretty much I was a you would even fucking research and check what it was now I know because I know that the guy was right It was I forget what it was that but the point still was that France came to a United States aid in the revolution or more Just right you didn't like me shit on the French No, I don't think they they deserve it I was talking to you know know, you were just alluding to a certain religious group. I love you.

Well, let anybody in France? Are we talking about the current? Oh, that's Marche and Tugan? Yeah. Well, I don't know why you would think I mean that. Everything's going on. With you two, I don't know. Everything's going fine over there.

I was talking to official Tellum Steve Dave, Muslim representative, Wob's editor Wobsy Wobsy about Waltz Very this is a guy who can't say basic English words a lot of the times and Wobsy pointed out that your pronunciation of Ella Akbar with the box cutter was fucking spot on went on to fucking say Does he only eat certain foods? Does he avoid alcohol? Yes. The stash could be a sleeper cell. They're pretty, I mean, that's a pretty strict religion. If you're going to go convert to better have some you better be better have good like you got to adhere and be all in you can't be a can't be halfway I like like a Catholic well I suspect

yeah I suspect that much like how those 9-11 tarotian how like they came to America and they went to strip clubs and shit to fit in. I'm charging you with the only reason you have dogs is because you know mussels are supposed to have dogs and this way no one will suspect you. Of really perhaps being a terrorist. No, why? That's not going off, friends. This is Wombs you accusing you of this shit, not me. Also, he said your fear of flying is probably because you're on a fucking watch list. 9-11. A lot of clues here. He put a lot of shit together and I was like, you know, you're right.

And he's a perfectionist. Now I fucking just found that out. I've got his don't leave anything to- Is that a trade of the Muslim community being- They're not Muslim, I'm not talking about Muslims. Talk about terrorists. Oh. And are, is that a trade of- That they're perfectionists?

Well, a lot of them get caught, so I guess not. 4% Middle Eastern. Who you are, I don't appreciate you talking about that. I sent him, did I- Did I tell you guys this? What, what? I sent in mine last week. Yeah. I read it. Didn't I say it last week? You told me. Oh, when we were watching public master's. Oh, yeah. I got my ancestry breakdown. Really? Yeah. Let's just say there might be only one fucking white boy on this show. Thank you. Yeah, ancestry composition here, Walter.

I'm very curious here with this issue. Okay. Well, as expected, 95% European, mostly Italian. Some Balkan men in your pants, because you can't control your bladder like me. Boom. Some bulk in your pants because you can't control your bladder like me. Boom! Look at that. 4.5% Middle Eastern and North African. Nice, you got some rhythm. No, I don't.

No. 95% of them has no rhythm. No. Why are Middle Eastern's known for rhythm? Well, you say North Africa, isn't it? If it isn't that, that's like Egypt and Russia. I don't know. Well, maybe you say in like that Egyptian walk that people Africa. Yeah, isn't that that's like Egypt and yeah, I don't there Well, maybe saying like that Egyptian walk that people do. Oh, maybe I got can you can you make a rope come out of a basket?

Reminds me I was watching this a while ago. It's like two years ago. I watched you know the Bob Hope Road Road to movies the Bob Hope and Dean Dean Martin Dean Martin What's the money? Jerry Lewis no big crossby right? I don't know. Yeah Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis was I think it was Whatever the road to and they're there and they're fucking there's this guy and There it's road to I don't know road to Middle East and something right and they're fucking playing that flute

and there's a basket and this fucking hot chick comes out of it right and everybody's like going Gaga I like you could back in the day they're like yeah yeah yeah yeah so the Bob Hope grabs the flute right later on that night and he's sitting in front of a basket and he's alone he wants a little company so he starts playing it because it's Bob Holt, though, a fat chick comes out and he reactions of Satan himself came out and she's not even like fat by like like anybody's standards, but just because of it. Oh my God, I was like they could never fucking make anything close to this fucking movie today. Is there anything close to a like a modern day rat pack anymore? Oh, yeah, who is it?

I would imagine like the dude was in the Titanic. Leonardo Caprio Ben and Matt. You think this guys are like fucking 45 years old. Well, that's what they that's what the rat pack was about there. They're actually those guys are older. I don't think you can do a rat pack thing anymore with the social media and the hour. Maybe it's you have practical jokers. You got four guys. If you guys had like, or maybe it's like the fucking blue collar tour with like Jeff Foxe,

where are the unlearning the cable guy? Why would be would but going back to what you say, you would think that the America would not want to see a modern day. Well, the vocal section of the United States would... It wasn't a very diverse rep, heck? I don't think it just comes down to the... I think they can anger at anything now, Walt. It's not just diversity. It's anything you do. Somebody can get offended at.

And I mean, if you're too diverse, you're in trouble. Not diverse enough. You're in trouble. There's just no way to win I just don't think that they would be able to pull off the same sort of casual racism and misogyny that they did of course I mean to sleep on the hotel it's like that but even like you're not the spirit of it I don't think you could pull off that that drink and smoke and bang in the tank you're like a casual alcoholic yeah I just don't think you could do it anymore. I don't see many people

alcohol shame Do you well and smoking or or sick? Well again on the blue color tour. Ron White doesn't he always have a drink in his hand and a Can't even fucking smoke a cigar anymore. I saw Logan. I was well, that's different. He smokes a gardener, right? Did he there's one moment where he's where he's walking out of the He smokes a gardener, right? A ditty? There's one moment where he's walking out of the gas station. Oh, yeah.

Comes back in and grabs a handful of cars. Oh, no, that's a fucking little girl, man. She's cool. She's unbelievable. Did you watch a black and white version? No. Oh, dude, it's fucking cool to watch. Yeah.

It's like a cool, like it's different, it's like it just makes it like a different feel to it. It's pretty cool. What's changed then? What's changed that there can't be a rat pack in 2017? Well, I wasn't aware that it was organic back then, right? They just sort of I wasn't aware that the rat pack had some divisive issues. Well, Sinatra was banging everybody's wife. I think that would get reported like immediately and people would be like,

that's so shameful. They would shame it They would, shame would, adult, they'd cut shame. Yeah. Adult re-shaming. Yeah, I think so. I think I think. Isn't it, but isn't it warranted though? Well, yeah, of course it is. But you're saying it's warranted,

but that's why they couldn't get away with it. You gotta keep it on the ground. Like, here's the thing, that shit still goes on, but you gotta fucking keep it on the ground, whereas that was like a celebration of all things fucking Manly and awesome I mean you got a figure Sinatra was a fucking dickhead, right? Like in the same room with him

You must have been like I'm terrible. Yeah, I don't think I the three of us would have liked him any of them I think we would have been like oh my god these guys are fucking assholes Yeah, that's why anybody I found that have ever worshiped them a little too much. I'm always like, we're suspect kind of unbearable. Like they've, like I've met people and I've been like, oh god. They think they're deem Martin. But then I find out they're super fans of the rap pack and I'm like, now it now it makes sense.

I just, yeah. Well, it was also like a, was it an Italian thing? Yeah. We did more Italians like it or... Well Italians love Sinatra. They love Sinatra so much. They can look past the fucking... We're saying... The monetize the fucking...

You've been so behavior with that people. Yeah. They're like real abusive to his kids too. Was it he supposedly? He didn't seem like he was. And look, I love Elvis. And he, I don't think I would like him if I knew him either. So, well, he just seems so out there.

Just crazy. You just gotta let it go and like not fucking care. So, I'm not just saying. You gotta love the art, but maybe not love the artist. Separate the art from the artist. And you just nailed the whole point home. You can't do that in this day and age. You're not allowed to separate the art from the artist and they can't you just nailed the whole point home you can't do that in this day and age you're not allowed to separate the art from the artists anymore I think you're right well like

let's say somebody like Mel Gibson I'll give some wow yeah that's a perfect example because I love his art but I don't like the man what don't you like about I would kill to see another fucking like lethal weapon though yeah Yeah, I really wish to hollywood just or the or the Brave would just couldn't like just just just just get along. He's getting back slowly slowly slowly. Is he? He's just a direct at hacksaw ridge. No, it was fucking a huge success. He's in. He's in what's that stepdad? Does the movie stepdad with Will Farrell and And he's in the sequel. He plays one of the Do you think he'd be even entertained becoming Martin Riggs again? He might because he might be like

Everybody would love me again. This is the way to do it. Oh, yeah Could the other I don't know the snake like I mean today's audience is ways to like skewed way younger They're like what's lethal weapon? And plus, lover, no, I don't think so. What was Martaug? Martaug, Martaug. He would be.

Maybe in his 70s. Yeah, he would be, I mean, they both would. It was like, seriously, I'm too old for the shit. I don't have, then like, how about a grizzled, grizzled Mad Max? Yes, like he survived. You know, just like he's on, he's like he's on. I think that chip has sailed, but I think he could do it.

Oh yeah. Yeah, I think it'd be great. I think it'd be awesome. Did you like the last Mad Max? I loved it. Did you? Are there plans to do another one? I've heard, but I don't know if it's going forward.

The, um, like, I see, I, I The, I see, I love the look of it. But I certainly was not impressed with the story. I didn't think there was even a story, though. No, I didn't think there was much of a story. But if you look at those old man-maxes, it's not like the story is a fucking great on those either. No, but boy, but there was the amount of a claim for what was it called again?

A Fury Road? Yeah, I mean, it was like, they were talking about Oscar for like best picture and I'm like, well, yes, they were, they were. There was, there was bus. And I was just like, well, if this is getting this kind of bus,

like I cannot wait to see this movie. And I was stunned that like there was, there was absolutely not a story there. I just think visually it was so unbelievable that they were like, this alone is an achievement in that but was it too beautiful though and Then like it got away from like maybe it didn't have that grit to the first Yeah, well actually the second one would have had the first one is on almost I'm watching the first one

I tried to watch last year and I was like I can't even fucking on But that second one's just amazing and there's no CGI in it. Yeah. And you don't have to watch the first one, right? It's almost like its own restart of the franchise. And it doesn't talk into almost like what an hour into the movie. I think if this latest Mad Max did get nominated for an Oscar, it would lend a hell of a lot of credence to like,

Oscar so wait. People be like, this is fucking just crazy now. I'm not making that up. I remember there was a buzz about that. It was going to get nominated as best picture. And so when I saw that, I was like, this has got to be like an unbelievable movie that I know if they're talking about best picture.

And I was like, waiting for talking about best picture and I was like Waiting for it to kick in. I was like when is the well it was also the politics of it like you know People love it like when a female lead is like out there and kick an ass then fucking Everybody starts fucking losing their mind about it. We saw on your Twitter Well, you can't make one of them without a female lead so like, it's not like I liked the movie because it was a female lead. Like, I liked the movie. Like, what is the fucking issue? You're in love, dude.

You loved it. I saw it twice. It's not twice. I did, sorry, twice, yeah. I saw it once. And I felt like I saw three times. You know what I get? I liked certain things about it.

Yeah. It was too long. It was just too long. Really? I didn't feel that. I didn't understand it at times. I know I'm gonna be, I hope I don't take any heat for this, but. Why was anyone milking the Amazon's?

I don't understand how Wonder Woman or whatever you, did wish you ever called Wonder Woman in the movie? No, they never said that. I don't understand how the star of the movie can conduct yourself the way you're doing it. And then at the last like 10 minute mark of the movie be like, I'll stand for love. Well, you just killed

probably hundreds if not thousands of people Yeah, and how all of it now how are you going to now all of a sudden be like well? I stand for love people who are just trying to enjoy a Nazi party Mm-hmm, and I don't understand and I would like someone to what is that mean because it's a great like It's a great message But what does it mean when you like like, I'll stand with love? Well, I think that's a superhero. I think that my interpretation of it was in that moment, she wasn't she on the cusp of like going with Aries

for a second there. Didn't she add like an eternal grapple? Like she was pissed at the end when she was holding the tank over her head and like there was that moment where I mean you knew which way she was gonna go but the movie tried to make it like- It turns to be like an inner struggle. Right, like of like alright so she is a god and she realizes she's a god and she can go in that direction but she was like well you know I fell in love with a human. So I'm gonna go in that direction.

I'm gonna follow that. But as a superhero, yeah. And I believe that the message that is a message that is resonates today. Can we fight? Can we fight the things that we are fighting against today? Can we can they be fought with love? If you have bulletproof bracelets and the magic alasso and you're in a mortal goddess, yes, you could fight them with love. You're the three of us? No. But that's why the movie is called One The Woman and I tell them to take it. But there are people who, there are celebrities and there are people and who strongly and firmly believe that the war or things that we tend to use violence against can be be can be waged and won through using love right you've heard that before right sure but do you do you even know that what does it mean what does it mean though doesn't mean anything but one woman did do that she said that while she was holding a fucking tank over her head and

thrown at people but she said it she said it and that she said it in the past and then when she got to the future well at. But she said it, she said it, and she said it in the past, and then when she got to the future, well, at the present, she said it again. Yeah, but she still had a sword and kicked the shit out of Doomsday, and bat me over Superman, like. Well, that's right, yeah, she didn't wage war, she didn't wage love then either.

I mean, love only goes so far, man, you know what I'm saying? And she can't really make the statement. Sure, she can't walk, can't she? But you can't, but you've got to walk the walk then. She's just talking to talk you. Well, you think that compared to, let's say, in Batman, Batman, who is killing common criminals and blowing people away with his Batmobile,

do you think that he's chosen love as a... No, but he's not, also he no, but he's not also he's there is. Yeah, but he's not he's not going out and saying it though, he because he knows he knows he's not. Well, what I'm saying is like she's a different type of hero than he is. Okay, it's about why not put but yet she still reverts to the same tactics as Batman did when Doomsday came out. She didn't say to be like, Hey, hug this motherfucker no I'm not I'm not gonna try to be funny but and be condescending to the side that wants to try love but why not try her why not because you know

why because why cannot wonder when we go out there and say hold on Superman Batman let me just talk to him let's see if I could work this out through with words compassion and love because that doesn't sell. Well, it's also not realistic. In any, even in a comic book movie, you can't solve things by hugging them out. Sometimes people just need to get fucking bitch slapped and killed down. Sometimes they have to. So you've got to throw a tank of people. But then you're not, then you're not standing for love then like if she had been like I stand with justice It's way more open and yes, it's more bro. However. She decides to answer however

She decides to serve it up is really so you're saying that anybody who engages in violence is incapable of Loving the enemy of using love at any point Well as a tactic. Well, I'm not saying that, but what I'm saying is I, but if you're going to say that and you're going to... You're in a grandstand. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're going to use it as some sort of... She said it to one person.

You should have made a bumper sticker out of it and fucking put it on the bag of the wall. It was a pivotal moment in the movie. Because she fell in love. Like, alright, so he is a person who has never fucking had any experience with humanity at all right? She's thrown into what love was before she left that island And you know it she was not in love. I don't know I know a love of her sisters and her mother. This is not the same as the fun love of Chris Pine and you know what I know it so it's like Yeah, but lust is part of love no

lost. Yeah, we have a lustous part of love, no? Some would say it has nothing to do with love. Oh, I don't know if I agree with that. Real love. Like, like, I'll die for you love. I'm gonna die for anybody that I don't want to fuck. I mean, we talk seriously. That's crazy. I don't know if I die and not get pussy.

What are you talking about? Yeah, I mean, I wonder what you're nitpicking about. Like, I wonder what your point is. You're choosing to put this message out there. It is a concentrated effort to put one message out. That like, like, love can conquer, not all, but it's it's another aspect that we don't really think about and she's above us and she's choosing love which means that's literally a god. Right so she's saying that like there's better way but yet we haven't seen her choose a better way so far in the movies. You can say it and your only reason you're saying it is because of the current climate I believe. I don't believe that comment even comes out if we're not if to that if this is the 70s. Oh I don't think that she's

even mentioning I I stand with love or I choose love. Maybe. I choose like Batman, get them. I'll take notes. I don't know. I mean, if I think if you, if you within the DC universe, because there's so many different interpretations of the movies. Let's just go with the movies. She is not angry or haunted or,

or you know, she's not like should be why should you be the great love of her life as you as you claim right unless was in the movie I guess right was his fucking name Roger's Trevor Steve Trevor right who Steve Rogers that was America he died sacrificing himself. She couldn't save him. You know, this is should all say 100 years to get over it. Steve Steve Rogers, you know, never forgot Sharon.

Yeah, but Steve Rogers didn't have all those years to get a job. I think I was frozen in the night. He wasn't awake for those fucking 60 years. It was for him was like a day. So a time he heals all wounds. Yeah, even Wonder Woman's who she's never taken on another lover since Steve Trevor. Well, we don't know that.

There's no way they're going to do that. There's no way. Are you kidding me? Are you really going to do show that in the movie? You don't think you think that one, the woman has had sex with a man once in her life. And then that's it. Yes.

All right. I mean, you're saying that with no evidence to that. I mean, I wish you have it. Do you have any evidence to do back up that she has? Of course not, but, but I'm trying to put on me. Yeah, I was. Not you, man. I didn't see the other.

I got my underwoman. There's no way that that she's, um, tasted the, yeah, she didn't taste the dick once. I mean like I'm good the carnal desires of somebody else besides Steve Trevor now That's her if that's her main that's her like first love theory. That's a theory But I don't fuck my first love anymore. You're not a god He just admitted you're a four on that. But you're not perfection. She is an actual, she's perfection, right?

She's perfection. I don't know if that was ever implied that she's perfection. She's not the perfect woman. According to who? If you were to put at all, well, is she not the most, like the most, she should be the epitome of the perfect woman slash God. Well, I don't know if I agree with that, because then how boring would that be if there was never, is she never had any struggles or doubts or anything like that?

You mean in terms of like for like, for the plot lines, you mean, or you mean, if this year, are we going on the like the assumption that this is all real? Well, I mean, you know, it wasn't a documentary, right? Yeah, but I mean, even in the movie, like if she was just right and perfect at all times, like that wouldn't make a very good movie. Well, by now in the present,

she should have learned all there is to know. You would think. You would think. But we don't know. Well, that's the whole, I mean, the God God, regular God is infallible, right? Isn't that what? Yes.

Right, so if she's a Greek God, a Roman? Yes, she's not. But still a goddess. A goddess. Right, so we're gonna have to say I applied to her. But in Greek mythology, there isn't also a regular God like like Christian God. It's just all Greek. Zeus right. And then yeah, Zeus would be God, but is he the only he's the only infallible one and I don't think that he's infallible either.

Who's Zeus? Yeah. Yeah. Zeus made a lot of mistakes. Fucked up a lot that dude. Ricky's a Ricky's able is listening Granted like we've seen such a small smidgen of her of her the movie Right or the DC the movie version of Wonder Woman, but I don't know I just feel that like they're like you're going to push that agenda and there was an agenda to be like to make her stand apart from the male

superhero i think because you know because i don't see a lot i don't see any of the superheroes out there today proclaiming in the middle of a fight that i stand for love it's probably not going to happen. And I think that it was definitely, I think only a feminine superhero would be able to say that. Yeah, but so what? That's not saying, but, but if you're going to say it, then you should show some sort of example of your belief then. It's like if she was like if she

were like I stand with nature and then fucking totally like scorched a rain forest in order to like get some. She lives in paradise, right? The Schemia. Yes. Paradise Island. Yeah. She lived there. She was happy there. Can I ask you a real quick question? How do they procreate? How do they? They don't. They don't remember that she was the only child. She was the only child, so but all the other women, they're mortal, right?

So they're going to die eventually? No, they are immortal. They're all immortal. Well, they're on the island, they're immortal. Yeah, yeah. So is this the lady die? Which one? The ant or whatever?

Yeah, I'm not immortal in light. They can still be killed with bullets, but they don't don't age. Oh, they don't age because there's some sort of Or the only age to a certain point because yeah, I think they were that old when they get the spell was put on the island There's someone oh somebody put the spell on the island. Well, Zeus Zeus Some might you say See this imperfect It's like saying like I stand with nature and then she goes out and... Well, this is my point.

This is what I was saying. It was like, she lived in Paradise Island. She was happy. She was good. She was in a paradise island. I don't think she was happy. I think she was pretty happy. She was constantly being repressed by her mom.

She's like, oh, cut the shit. She was re-bending at every moment. Yeah. And in the scenes you saw of her growing up, yes, she was rebelling. Until she found out that humanity needed her help And she left paradise to go help humanity if that is an inactive love I don't know what the fuck is there's the ultimate act of her ability because what is why does Batman do it Batman does it to To avenge his parents. It's basically post-traumatic stress disorder

Okay, but who was who was the ultimate act of love for who? For humanity? That she hasn't had the only time she's coming to contact with literally one percent of the human she's met have been nice to her and everyone else has been shooting at her and burglaring her sisters. Right. And they had a bad guys and then she found out that these people everywhere women and children dying at that shit and she was like, well, I gotta go out there and do what I can to stop it. That's not a form of like, you wouldn't label that as like protective love or something. Well, I mean, what, yeah, but it's easy to say you love the good guys. But yet you got to, but if you're going to say you wage, you're waging a battle with love against your enemies.

Then that means you're waging a different tactic. You're doing something different than punching or shooting or or or anything. Well, the motivation, the motivations are different. And she said, she didn't even say, and I don't remember, didn't she even say like that the Nazis aren't bad people. They're just being fucked over by areas and Steve Trevor and what the Germans and Steve Trevor was like you're wrong. They just fucking want to do this. Like sometimes people are just pieces of shit. And she rejected that. Yes. Because she has this very kind view of security naive. Sure naive. But but we're talking about her motivations. That's

all we're talking about here. And you can have that mindset. But when push comes to shove, you need to show me something more than just word. You need to, and then as soon as the fan, she's punching and kicking and pulling tanks. Because that's the wrong tank, just like everybody else. Right, she's a love warrior. But why are you separating violence from what?

Yeah, this one's shut up. I understand why, like I don't understand why they're different. You need to show us a different way if you're gonna say that I do They need to show you a different way of showing that it's about the motivation you agree like you like you need to show us something different because there's like if you're Gonna say somebody's attacking someone you love You're not gonna go in there and fucking and wreck shop to save them. I'm not a love warrior You're not gonna go in there and fucking and wreck shop to save them? I'm not a love warrior. Yeah. But the point, the point is, I have no love in my heart.

But the point is like, I'm not, you know, I'm not, it's boasting it and shoving it down to everyone's face. Yeah, but my point is this is just like, if you're going to protect someone you love through the use of violence to protect them, you're still motivated by the love of that person. Like it's still there.

It's just the only fucking thing that'll work is punch in a fucking asshole on the face. So at the end of that person, like it's still there, it's just the only fucking thing that'll work is punch in a fucking asshole on the face. So at the end of the day, you can say, you can say a non-violent, she said, I'm, she basically said I'm motivated by love. I don't wanna join you, Aries, and rule out these people. I think every, every person fighting for something, no matter how,

That's not true, Batman is not motivated by love. Batman is motivated by fucking the trauma of seeing his parents. I don't think he loves his friends. I don't think Batman loves a single person that he's a lover. Robin. That's a different thing. But well, I think he loves Dick. Sure he does. But Dick was around after his mission started. He's not a motorbike. I call him Batman. Yeah, can we just call Robin Dick? We have to say Dick. But Robin came along after he was already on that path. He doesn't like he didn't love Jason. Sure he does, but the same thing every all of that came. What about all from none of that is this motivation. I don't think he I don't know if he loves alpha. The none of that motivation

came from a position of anything besides the trauma that experienced as a child. There was no love involved in that. Superman is, he was raised that way. Like she's different. She's just straight up motivated by Karen. So I took it to literal. I think you are, I think nobody would watch a movie in which one

the woman went around and hugged out all the problems in the world. Of course, but I think nobody would go watch it. But what we're saying too is that in real life, people say that. So it's like they're, they're not saying I'm motivated by love and then going and kick an ass. Right, but figure that out. They're saying, hey, let's, they're saying, let's hug it out with these things. But you could do anything for the wrong right reason, right? Sure. So all, I think the movie we're saying is that the reason that she's doing it, and what makes one the woman different from these other people,

is that she is motivated from a place of unselfish. I mean, you could argue that she was created for it, so maybe she doesn't have free will in the issue. That argument, I would, I would fucking, I would weigh in on on your side. She's not even, she doesn't have her own mind. Because she was created for the sole purpose of stopping areas, so maybe she doesn't have free will. And maybe this whole love stick is just a way of talking into herself into it.

Do you think Superman is the exact same in the same situation? No, Superman let his fucking father die from a fucking tornado. But he loves it. Like that's on Superman. But he doesn it. Like that's, like that's on Super. But he doesn't come across as grim and gritty. He comes from like a more moral place than a, than a, than a love place. I don't think Superman looks at planet earth and like,

I have this overwhelming love for this place. I think that his parents raise him a certain way. They instilled some morals into him. And he, if anybody is motivated by justice, I don't think it comes him a certain way. They instilled some morals into him and he if anybody is motivated by justice Don't think it comes from a place to love. We know Batman's not I could buy that one the woman especially in that movie Came from a place of caring about humanity and that's why she did everything she did It's how I see it and you and you but like when sometimes even if you're going to stand with love, that means you'll have to get bloody. Yeah.

Like that one week out of the month where you're like, I don't even care, man, I'm going for it. Got my red wing son. Didn't the end remind you though with the, the rag tag group that she's with sneaking into the Nazi party. I didn't really remind you the Wizard of Oz. Oh, I don't think about that. They're really good like they're hiding in the bushes. I thought I'd sort of have the same vibe with them. I'm gonna watch in the fucking monkey list.

Yeah, that's what it reminded me of. She's nice to look at. She's very pretty. And she'd like the all the action shit was very cool. Yeah, Yeah heard that there are some people upset that she had shaved under arms. Why? You know that that was a that was something that probably wouldn't have. Well again nobody's gonna go see a fucking movie or one of them would have a movie. They look like a fucking hippie from Woodstock. Yeah, that's a scissor. Really, you don't think but that that would be, that would be legitimate. Like they should have had, if they wanted to be,

keep it real, they would have had like, thigh brows and a push hanging out. For short, short, short. You know what I take you back, I would go see that fucking movie. You don't think it would be a nice little nod to like that, like, she doesn't need to have this much, like, what's a, not upkeep,

but like, what's a call when you do a grooming yeah like like she would not she would not as be so concerned with it that was such a such a privilege it's not like there was an extended scene of her grooming or anything it just like that's the way it was maybe she's in grow under arm here she's got us maybe all right for the sake of our own let's go. Like shave her legs and stuff on her. Doesn't have hair on her legs or on her ether arms. And one other place, bro.

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these higher end stores. What was the store that just closed the Stacey worked the limited the limited? I think that like target places like target aren't goals. Yeah, Colesick they're not looked down upon like they once were in terms of like, oh that's cheap shitty clothing. I don't think anybody did that but cheap shitty clothing. I don't think anybody did that, but you. No, no. I don't think anybody did that for you. We're always looking. I don't think anybody did it.

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They will. Then why the fuck were your girls always going to Hollister or Ambacrombian Fitch? And I went, she just went to fucking Hollister. I sat outside when we were like, we were like, cold men on the fucking porch. You know, like Hollister.

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You know, I mean we can always do better Many department store chains that serve as major anchors of malls are closing Sears which is closing 150 of its sears in Kmart stores JC Penny Macy's Michael Cors who I don't even know he had his own store, but Here's the big news while It within five years Between 20 to 25 percent of American malls will close years, between 20 to 25% of American malls will close. You know what, that would have affected it.

You and your family better get on fucking vacation. These malls were further gone. I think I was more of a mole rat. New dune. Back in the 90s and early 2000s. When the girls still wanted to go with you. Yeah, now that the girls can do their, you know, their mole and without their parents, there's nothing to bring me to the mole.

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um I'll look back on it as one of the One of the highest times memories of my life was the fact that I got to experience what it was like to go shopping them all Yeah, yeah, I tell your grandchildren someday day. I think that people, you guys missed out doing our online shopping. It's, it's not the same thing, man. And I know that it's just, it's now for the sake of a speed and what's it called? Instinct gratification. Yeah. And like, I know that's the way it's going. But I think that It's to youth like me. The society is losing something though when the mall goes away We're going I think we'll see an even sharper decline in

American values and You know the way we conduct ourselves. I think the mall is the only thing holding the country together We'll see. I mean where else for kids gonna go to hang out though, right? That's where you go the mall still No, the kids even hang out anymore. They just yeah They're fucking phones all day Yeah, they put they hang out together. It's so weird is that like like three or four girls are hanging out together like my daughter I don't know if we're four girls and they're going And yet, they're not even talking to each other. They're on the phone talking to three other four friends aren't with them.

So it's a bizarre, like, technology, sometimes it's the greatest thing. And I think sometimes it's the death of everything. Oh, definitely. You know, it's the... Well, I mean, even because corporation, like if you go to say you go to the bank, right? And you're at a teller. There's a there's a person there to ask you if maybe you could just do this at the ATM instead of yeah, that is true. Yeah, it's like, can I get a little human? Like they're hiring a person just to be like, you know, go use that machine. Yeah, but I'll tell you what and to that thing, do you want to fucking wait online for 20 minutes?

So you just want to zip over that machine and deposit it check. Well, if it was 20 minutes, then no. But if it's like, I just walk in and there's nobody there. I don't know. You want to go through with some fucking, either way, doesn't really bother me. Don't you think there's something to be said for a business that's, well, you could conduct business with a human being face-to-face, which is what we're getting away from.

Like in the mall, I see the, like, like- But what business? Well, I mean, the commerce, I mean, financial business. Yeah, I mean, I guess, like, banks at one time, like that's what it was, customer service, or your friendly neighborhood banker you know they don't give out to us there's anymore i haven't had to listen decades but speaking to you're talking about malls closing i saw an article from i guess like Forbes or finance all these chain restaurants are like hurting so badly the Ruby Tuesdays.

Like there's one man in America that's keeping them all afloat. All these like you know Applebees all and all their ilk hurting so badly and they attribute it to and I hope in the segways of night right into a blue apron. They're attributing to these online food services. I was in Brooklyn today, and that, and Hello Fresh, which is another one of those food living things, has people on the street signing people up for Hello Fresh. They have like teams of people out there to talk to people.

Oh yeah. Like they're really like pushing, like to not shop anymore. And they said, in Oracle, they said that a lot of these companies blame millennials for not wanting to eat out anymore. Good for them. But I'm like putting like, I don't know about you but, Q, did you eat out a lot as a kid? Yes. You did?

Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah, we didn't eat out that much as a kid. But now to my family, I remember when I was on, when I got to the age where I was out rolling on my own, we're not talking about what we're talking about. We're talking about what we're talking about with your family. Oh, my family, no, my mother cooked a lot. So it wasn't a rare, I mean,

I don't really talk about teenagers again. I mean, maybe one, like a family of more times a year, we went out to eat. I mean, probably more than that. For us, it was literally once. Once a year. Once a year, we'd go out to eat. I mean probably more than that for us it was literally once. Once a year. Once a year we'd go out to get a Christmas tree before Christmas. And I'm not talking about like McDonald's or anything. I was talking about like go out to a like a place to sit down where you tip somebody. Right. And it was that that was the time we would go out once a year

to wherever like what's the ground round with the ground know, I should show the ground round go there and it was like we go get a Christmas tree How good did that though? How good was that atmosphere? You're like it was awesome because they had like I mean you couldn't hear them But the cartoons up. Yeah, that was that was pretty good But now I guess I guess how often put what take a guess per week how often me and my children got to eat Seven days a week. How many of those days are there? Those millennials, like where's the blue apron, motherfucker? Like, Mike, like, I was like,

Wait, are you talking about ordering also? We don't, I'll tell you this right now, we never order in. Don't order in. At a seven days, I'm gonna say, I wanna go high, I wanna say six. If it's, what are you gonna say, Q? That seems like a lot of money spent on food.

I was gonna say maybe two. He's not spending it on grooming. You should see his armpits. So, if it's, it may be higher than six. Seven days a week. It is the, we eat in maybe once a year. Now it's the exact opposite of what you experienced. So now eating out for my kids is nothing. It's like if we eat in maybe once a year. Now it's the exact opposite of what you experienced. So now eating out for my kids is nothing.

It's like if we eat in, you're like, what's going on? Is someone dying? Like what happened? It's something we did job. I mean, why are we eating in? It would be like, it's like they are so... Did the psychodone and we couldn't sell the grammar suit?

Yeah. It's, that's how, that's how often, so it is not a special occasion. There will be no like looking back on like, remember that one time we went out to eat? We had a great time. It was like, it's so... But how a restaurant is going out of business?

It also, it's going out every night. It doesn't matter. Like, if I look back, I'm like, remember that one time? It's like, oh yeah, it was horrible just like at home. I mean, it's not always like something super expensive. It's like, it's not always like something super expensive. It's like Boston market, a sonic.

Bob Evans. Bob Evans. But like, yeah, they're so, they are so conditioned. Why do you think that is? They can't even, they won't even be brought out on it. Like if they go on a date now and they're like, hey, I'm gonna take out the dinner. They're like, end.

Yeah, exactly. Like yeah, bring in a girl out to dinner when we were in high school, like that was kind of a big deal. No, no. These girls are going to be like, fucking this dude's a loser, man. You think this is a fucking way to go out once a year with you? Why do I think that is, though? Yeah, why do you think you eat that so much?

I think we just, uh, me and my wife were just like, fuck it. Yeah, we're just like, we, we, you know, she was working. And it's like, she didn't want to come home and cook. She's like, I've mastered plain grilled chicken. So she left for me. Yeah, and we both felt, we all felt like we enjoyed that more than, you know, staying in and cooking and just became the way it was.

It's time consuming though, no? Cooking. What, no, like going out somewhere and waiting. It also feels like you're doing, I know, I know it's like you're missing that. You could say, well, you could spend time at home eating in your living room, but... Long live Blue Aprons, not a sponsor this week.

But nobody, but nobody, but I could tell you the least in my house, no one, if we, the times we did cook and eat at home, nobody was sitting there, it was just my wife cooking. Everybody else doing her own little thing until she said, okay, dinner's ready, then they came down and ate and then they went, oh, they're different ways, but at least when we went out, we were all, and then we drove together, we talked in the car, we got there, we ordered food, we talked to the food camp.

Trapped in a booth together? Yeah, they're trapping me, they had to talk to me. That's why to this day, like, I'd love to stay home, but I can't get him alone. I was. Yeah, but... Do you think millennials are to blame for all the ills of the world? No, no fucking way. I thought you were going to take a shot.

I thought you were going to put that up on T for you to hit out of the park. No, I would like to. I would like to blame someone other than myself. But I think any what? No. I would like to blame someone other than myself, but I think any what no, I would like to blame someone other than myself Yeah Am I a millennial now? No, you're pretty young still you're a gen X ain't you? Oh, yeah I mean you couldn't tell by the complete lack of interest and everything you know worries me about these millennials

I'll tell you what I think about this you know how like the 60s like all the hippies in the 60s became The fucking people in the 80s that were like oh the baby rumors all over the hippies all became like Capitalists. Yeah, cuz Like the thing with the millennials and I'm just like because every time I look at them and and not that like you disagree with everything I say but like anytime they go on shit. You're like you're just young You don't know how the fucking world works, you don't know how life beats you down, you don't, you don't understand. Like it's great to fucking

sit there and be like, your perfectionist will drop to a three before you go. Oh my god, yeah. And I'm just like, all right, well, when I hear these like, like what we talk about on the college campuses where you, what's all the bullshit that doesn't make sense to us, I'm like, this is because they live in a fucking shelter. Like when they get out in the world and they fucking have to make money and suddenly they have to fucking I hate to say the t-word, but suddenly their taxes are paying for everybody else's free shit You're gonna fucking watch them snap around real fucking quick. And this is a big generation of people like I feel like A local generation. Yeah, I think these millennials are gonna morph into the most evil generation

We've ever seen because the sixts people became the 80s people Yeah, but will but will there be an 80s boom For the millennials. I don't think because I don't know what I don't know what Prospects they have at this point this this country does not look like it's going to turn Like they're gonna have this 80s boom I don't know that they're gonna fall into like they're going to have this 80s boom. I don't know if they're going to fall into when they're going to become capitalist. There's nothing out there for this one they got a college. But the 80s boom a lot of it was based on nothing anyway. So if they can find nothing to base it on. What do you mean is based on nothing?

I mean you're talking about like the SNL loan crisis which totally destroyed like the economy. destroyed like the economy, the junk bonds, the junk bond guys. Like all this like economic shit that was going on eventually, like, or something like a real estate bubble, like eventually it all just bursts, but people are so crazy for it in the moment that they just, they just go along with it. They just ride the wave. And that's really what a lot of people did in in the 80s Right, I mean do you see a lot more coke in the 80s to what you see as for for their When they when they are ready to become capitalist what's gonna be there waiting for them to I don't know

So suddenly I don't know but I don't know but I do this doesn't mean it won't be yeah It doesn't mean it won't be There won't be something though you know Let them get their own for code what I'm saying it's it's like what millennials are Even even on a lot of even in some of the more annoying traits that bother people about them is idealism So it's like that gets burned away when you got a fucking figure out when you got to start worrying about yourself Instead of the fucking world and who with the fuck is everybody doing it yeah yeah and I'm all I got a monitor this person and all this person said something I don't like when you're suddenly you have yourself to depend on and then you get married and

you have to fucking provide for your family it's just like you see how your scope of what you care about fucking shrinks and shrinks and if you fucking young listen to me now because it's gonna happen it's fucking shrinks and shrinks please just get the point where it's just like oh my god I gotta take care of me in mine and now this motherfucker wants to take what's from me to give to other people it's you're just like I'll fuck this for you just hit with an unexpected bill from Uncle Sam no no okay no no no I I mean, do you think I'm wrong? You disagree with that?

I think there are some people who will there, that inevitably, yes, there will people who are very passionate about their ideals right now, who will, as they grow older, will become less passionate. But I also believe there are some who will not grow less passionate and will still be true to their ideals and their principles and their hopes for a very different and more enlightened society. So yeah, I believe that just like just like in the 80s

There are some hippies who never stop being hippies. Yeah, they're called the homeless I don't know man. I just I just don't think it's gonna work out To cynicism do you but I love the passion? Yeah At least I believe in it like I believe in cynicism Yeah, at least I believe in it. I don't like I believe in cynicism. We have any edge? This is a, yeah. Any capitalism to do.

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Like you stand with love when it comes to dressing up your pets as white. What do you have to dress them up as? Oh my God. We've dressed it put like the little fake tuxedo on. I had the, uh, did you have the fake wedding for them? No. No. Wait, we're not crazy.

Well, are there also mixed? We got them mixed. We have them mixed. Do you talk to your pets? Like they're, like their people? Yes. Yeah, I talked to them.

I do that too. I actually think, I do, I do talk to them. I think 90% of the conversations I have in my life are, are, make sure, tell them Steve David cats But I do the doggy talk to though. Oh, do you yes? Really? I talked to my cats

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