Tell Em Steve-Dave - #362: Keepin’ it rawz & keepin’ it realz

Episode Date: January 15, 2018

Bry needs a wife, Q vs Seth Rogen sex tape, Walt struggles with a recent death. Music: Casanovacaine - Wall of the Earth

I do immasculate me. Yeah, she fucking neutered you right in front of a bunch of people who were then like, I will shit on their grave in the cemetery. I love podcasting with you guys because I look like fucking mother Teresa and um Yeah somehow you're the still the least likable one on the show. Why does this make you feel tight? Tell them Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave with our super smell or wall currently on his back. With chicken slathered with barbecue sauce and he's inhaling God knows what noxious chemicals

from a Yankee candle. Crambberry chemicals on air you burn this if there was chemicals in it it would be unhealthy To burn it What I don't know if that's necessarily true. It's probably in theory true But that's putting a lot of trust in the Yankee candle company to like be above the board I would think that I'd have a lot to lose way more chemicals in the fucking barbecue sauce than there are I thought I thought I thought I was very good, you know I just got my candle and just put it on my nose what you guys eat. Yeah, that's too hard You also pointed it out yourself

I don't want to think I'm as weird as like I'm doing this because I'm a super smeller. I want to let him know why I What's that? All you learn to wear, what it means? What do your head sense? It's, well, it's an actual medically coined. He's been diagnosed. Condition. Yeah.

It's like a bloodhound, and then a super smeller is just below a bloodhound. Yeah, like if there was a gang bang where a bunch of super smellers banged a bloodhound, Yeah, like if there was a gang bang where a bunch of super-smellers banged a bloodhound, then I was thinking about yesterday, though I went to Hula Hands. Yeah. And it was, you could smell fish in the air.

You definitely, I could smell it. For tables around me. Oh, okay. A crab cakes and salmon and such. So you said, A lonely, normal smell it like yourself Fucking pedestrian smell like myself No, you don't like the smell of fish not particularly no

Well, there's people who like I do have a fish-centred Yankee candle I sniff from time to time Is there ever I mean I I don't know how anybody could but I assume there were people out there who liked the smell of fish because you know there's Cats fish restaurants there's I think they like the taste not necessarily there for the isn't the taste Go hand in hand with the smell because isn't it taste just like it smells? No, they're really yeah, I find out other things too like I love the smell of pickles and coffee But I don't like the taste of either of them. But chicken smells just like a taste.

Which is to say it has no smell at all. Well, they don't just... Chicken? That's really how... What do you put on it? No, chicken. Chicken. It's fucking got 21 herbs and spices or something.

Well, the kernel puts just the right amount of herbs and spices to make it smell like delicious. You never strove by a KFC? I don't know if you can smell it from the car, but I can. Yeah, I know. There's 112 miles from here. I'm sure it's just smelling right now. Now, I don't go to KFC. It's too greasy and disgusting. It is greasy, and it smells better there than it actually tastes. But the smell is unbelievable, okay, see? It's like the sweetest aroma of food,

but just they just can't nail the landing when after it comes out of the oven, no. But boy, they put a nice aroma into the air though. Oh, so you don't like it? I do like it, but I can see why people are just like has a fast food kind of Vibe about the about the fuck what is this tastes like fast food chicken? Look as it is yeah

Let's tell you what last week if last week Yeah, I'll tell you what, last week, if last week, instead of getting them almost dying on the air, I had died on the air, I would have been all right with that. After seeing the comments from about last week's show, while people aren't happy, no, very happy. That's why I'm saying. Best show since Space Monkey save Christmas. Yeah. So yeah, it actually throughout the week, I have to say there are certain moments I looked at it brightened my mood a little bit. What do you mean?

That people liked it. More than a normal episode. More than a normal episode it seemed. I don't know what it was, but. So you enjoy seeing people say nice things about Tom Steve Dave Yeah Okay, it's good to know I think everybody should know that seven years in Just a people I'm not looking for it. I'm not fishing for a couple

I'll be a wine. I mean if they know it if they know you like it What's wrong with what's wrong with just feeding you some some what's so hard just making you feel good? Yeah, just nothing wrong. Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah, feeding you some, some once in a while just making you feel good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What the fuck? Yeah. I mean, nice to meet once in a while for fuck's sake. I mean, just a couple times a day. What's going on? Carve a little bit out of your day. So fucking busy. What's wrong with smothering your favorite podcast that we do for free with compliments up the wazoo. Knowing that one of them is one of the participants is feeling like he's on cloud 9 when he reads them. Right. It's the only thing keeping me away from drugs right now. That was compliments. I did tweet this or Instagram this today. Well, the comparison in iTunes reviews in this corner you have the nerdest 4.5 star rating and this current in this corner current heavyweight champ tells you to eat with five

Stars now five out of five five. Wow. It's a perfect rating. Yeah, now agree. I agree. They have Wait a minute they have Wait a second. Wait a minute. I'm gonna review they have almost The Nerdist has 10,000 reviews we have Like almost 2005 like 2,600. Yeah, so Yeah, we need to work on getting some reviews. I guess we need to hire one of those A bombs yeah one of those farms that will just bump us up so hardwick takes notice and he's like who are these these young up starts yeah young or is it the art ways

could like when you're just be your older than your son he's that young he looks at you yeah he does which is surprising too because he has like a a public public like about with alcoholism he thought he was out of the business really he's like fuck it Which is surprising too, because he has a public like, about with alcoholism. He thought he was out of the business. Really?

Yeah, he was like, fuck it. And he was just hanging. Because he had a show on him. Hardwiky had a show on him TV. He is the business, isn't it? He's the guy. Like that's the thing about life. He's like, you never know what the fuck is gonna happen.

You never know where it's gonna go. Usually it goes south, but sometimes. So he parlaid his podcast into hosting all these shows. I think, yeah, I think so. I think he started out. What have we probably? I mean, he's done, I don't know, comic book, man. Well, he really planted a flag early on

that he was the go-to guy for pop culture geek stuff. He has had a focus. I can't tell you what Tom Steve Dave's about. If we weren't, you know, if he don't like focus, what do you talk about? I don't know. Anything we want? Yeah. That does not a real answer. I like that. It's kind of like Seinfeldish, right? Yeah. A show about nothing? Yeah, yeah, we're like the sign fell to podcasts take that Chris hardwood Yeah, I don't know if I love Chris hardwood engineers Storylines and Just tell me Steve Dave engineer stories

Trial engineer sterling. You're supposed to be a couple of men. A couple of obvious men. A trial coming to nine minutes. Um, but you don't sit there and ask people questions. I think that's such a boring thing to do. We have interview people, you mean? Yeah. Here and there. We've done some interviews. We've done some good interviews. Yeah, you know, Sargel

Sargelly teen nurse never had him did hard well hard. We can't get him on the phone When his billing address was the vortex He's like when his billing address was the vortex Day from monster magnet Joe gato salvo cano Joey Patone Patone come on All the people we already know You know I want interview Stanley I want to find out what Stan has been up to you naughty boy. You tell me we live in an era where we're a 90 year old man, traditionally allowed to to ask grab and get left off like that. That can't happen.

This this was all that a second year. Let me do some quick some quick math. All right. The year is 2017. Now, if you take minus 95 from that, the guy was born in 1922. Right. Come on. Come on. Well, I hear you if he was, of all the new nursing company has come out and said that that is not our Experience with him right they say he's nothing but polite and blah blah If he was saying weird stuff I would be like the guys in his 90s. Like what are you fucking don't even ask some questions? Like let me go But you know, I mean if it was your girl and he was grabbing her ass, you'd be pretty pissed. Stanley. Now look here. This is the

Marvel creator Stanley 95 faces more abuse allegations as hotel masseuse says he demanded sex and masturbated in front of her But his lawyer says it's another shakedown. Now this masseuse I'm sorry. I'm going to go against popular opinion here and not believe the victim. April 2017, and I will apologize publicly if I'm wrong, April 2017, he demanded sex and masturbated in front of her when she refused. Less year? Less than a year ago. I've been going to cons. I've seen stand at many cons. I am not positive that they aren't shooting a sequel to Weekend of Bernice. He looks like a cadaver that they have propped up

and not even instructed to smile in pictures. They're just like just sit there. Just keep breathing. You can breathe on your own. We'll give you money. Why he does it, I'm not sure. But to say, like, give me sex and then jerked off, I don't understand the whole jerking off thing. You can't just walk out of the room. I just don't understand it.

What do you mean? If, like, let's say he's getting a massage and he's like, give me sex and then he starts jerking off. If I'm the massage or mature. Well, I assume she's like, give me sex and then he starts jerking off. If I'm the most... Well, I assume she's worth, right? I don't know, he masturbated in front of her. Well, the claim is a demand for money and Lee's stellar good character will be defended.

Young, female nurses complain he demanded oral sex from them, grope them and walked around naked. That sounds like everything my grandfather did when he was dying. He demanded oral sex from them, grope them and walked around naked. That sounds like everything my grandfather did when he was dying. He demanded oral sex from me? Demand it, he got it. My God. Received it.

Yeah. It's a grandpa. Now my grandfather sent some weird shit towards the end. That was not sexual in nature, but very weird things. I would not be shocked if Stan was a little senile. Sure, at all. If you're 95, things, I would not be shocked if Stan was a little senile. Sure. At all.

If you're 95 and you're jerking off in front of, at all, little on the front of people, that's something. That is something. It's almost impressive. And it's in a way. Yeah. Like if he did it, he's got to be in trouble. But at the same time, if he did it at all,

right, it's amazing. Well, how do you know? It wasn't he wasn't a flaccid though. Is that considered masturbating? Sure. Because I'm masturbating right now. I guess he was just tugging on my my flaccid useless punching it. Work, work.

Yeah. Right. I mean, 45 years older than you. I'm just punching it. Work, work, yeah. But right, I mean, there's 45 years older than you. I mean, just because there's no, there's been no reporting that he was actually a wrecked. So he may have just been a flaccid 95 year old. Right. Does that make, is there a difference there? No, no, no, not at all. It's still is, it's still alarming.

It's still, um, something alarming. It's alarming... It's not that alarming. It's a real harm. It's not all that uncommon either. My mother worked at a nursing home and people are constantly walking around naked and doing weird shit that like because they're out of it. I'm telling you, Stan is out of it. I've seen him a couple times over the past year. No, I saw a compliment this year and I was like, he's out of it.

Yeah, it was like two weeks after his wife died and he was at Comic Con and I was like he's shit. Yeah, it was like he's it was right It was like two weeks after his wife died and he was at Comic Con and I was like oh my god this guy really But he's just clearly a 95 year old man. I don't know that he has I Don't know I don't know but he's also been like he's a history of like when we know he was all together of being Like one of the nicest guys on the planet. Really nice guy super into his wife as well. Yeah, he loved his wife a lot. He's on record over the years of being miles ahead of society in terms of progression

and stuff like that. He's had 95 years to prove himself a dickhead and he hasn't done it once Let's say he did do it. To me. I'd be like it might be something loose upstairs at 95 like this guy goes to a fucking almost a hundred years Especially if he's a good guy. I'm a classic cock. I mean, well, I don't know that I don't want to paint a picture that he that he's that he was flaccid just Text him later, he said, what the fuck, bro? Did it send the pictures on the wall? Yeah, if Stan sent you a picture of him, Erracty's like, this is the way I do's. Like, would you feel like you should turn him in?

No, I wouldn't turn him in. You know, I'm not saying only because of what he, I'm not saying anybody else should follow this, but you know, for what he is gifted to my world. Yeah. He could send me wrong, he pictures and I would just ignore him. What if he tweeted you and he's like,

hashtag Walt Flasagan. Like he started coming at you with the Flasagan stuff. I think, I I think I think I think the debt I owe him yeah I would have to just I would go take the bars. I would go I would go I would I wouldn't fight back. I would be it maybe annoyed. I would be kind of pissy. Yeah. Everybody else would feel the field my fucking anger you know. Get him in Mike with pay for stances. Transgressions. But I would have to, I would have to just bite my tongue and kind of just let it let it happen.

You know, if it happened for another six, eight months, maybe a year I would change my number. If he, if it was proven without a shout of a doubt that he was up sound mind and like his wife dies and he turns into a monster. It was, it's all this has been an act him looking like he's dead. Right, like, you know how like they cancel house of cards and they're putting the yank and all these like

the canceling TV shows. Right. Does Marvel then have a moral obligation to pull every character he ever created? Oh, no, but no, because then they'd be left with like Jubilee and... But, and what we've all decided to win. Right, it's a society though, haven't we decided that when somebody does that?

Disney will work instantly becomes garbage, meaningless shit. Yeah. But Disney... We're gonna house and cause that motherfucker. Disney would, I don't think could, they would skillfully walk the minefield and do what was needed to be done while still being able to. Cursion. Yeah.

But we agree in a fair and all things being even, if it was true, they should. According to the pattern that's being set by society today, if somebody is accused of sexual misdeeds, all their work is null and void and throw us out the window. I don't worth $23 billion, which is what they've made from those movie franchises or whatever, to say no. I don't think so. I see you could make the argument though that since Stanley wasn't solely responsible for creating those characters that you cannot punish the co-creators

who, because of his actions. What about the cast of House of Cards, the writers? They, they, they, they, they carry on to show it out. That's what's in there? No, that's what they did. I thought they did.

They were going to film one out the guy. They were going to, then they canceled it. Yeah, it's gone. And they've canceled all these shows. I don't think you can compare House of cards to the X-Men or the fantastic or the amazing Spider-Man their House of cards is is is is a flea compared to I agree so then what you're saying is that some things are just too big to be allowed to And here to the same rules too big to fail. Yeah I don't know I see where you're trying to put corner me here and my eyes are garden around and

I don't think candle just overwhelmed them. I Don't think though that you can just remove those characters from the public He's a bad ten-s candle just overwhelmed him. I don't think though that you can just remove those characters from the public eye and from the landscape of pop culture. I just don't think it's possible. I think it's almost ridiculous to even try to attempt such a feat. It just would not happen. I mean, there's realism and how so card you can remove

from the landscape and all and give a fuck. There's other things. I don't want to see what's going on. Yeah, I know. Yeah, there are. I'm not sure. I shouldn't say that, but there's gonna be some fans who are disappointed, but you can't remove that

from our fabric. It's impossible to remove. That's like removing like Hercules from Greek mythology. It's impossible to remove. That's like removing like carculease from Greek mythology. It's not possible. And you know, they did some crappy shit too. I think everybody's done crappy shit. But so, right, I agree with you, but I wonder what, so it's just a matter of, well, it's how anyone explains away something when it doesn't fit whatever narrative they've constructed. They, they

would just find a way. Right. Oh, it's bad, but it's not that bad. It's not. What is it? What is it that makes people want to call out other people non-stop and like not just call them out, but just throw it. You remembered all those praises you got last week. You're feeling so good. You're not going to it this week if you go down this road that you go down every Fuck it single other week. Let's go man. Come on. Stay keep that vehicle on the path of praise and like Why did we were texting You see to keep an eye on you The right opinions must be expressed on you. The right opinions must be expressed. Now I was I saw the universal praise to the episode last week. Complete 100% accolades. You follow that up, you know how you're saying you don't know why you this you follow it up. You follow up that episode this week with something raw in honest.

So I should keep saying what I'm saying. No, no, no, no. Raw honest, but personal. Personally, I was wondering if you guys had anything. I do, I'm ready to put a fucking bullet in my head if I can't get time away from taking care of a child and trying to do everything else. Like it is fucking insane. I've never had a more respect for single moms in my life. Really? Dude, I'm a sickle mom.

Yeah, yeah. It's fucking crazy. Can I ask something in an analogy, even before and when, what is everything else that you got to take care of though? Everything around the house, trying to get shit put in order. I do a lot. I know the joke is that I don't do anything,

but I do a lot. I really do. Like, you can laugh all your way. Oh no, no, no! I'm not laughing. I'm not laughing. I'm not laughing. I'm not laughing. Like, could we please have like that like that be one of the clips? I do a lot. You sound it like a, you sound like a single mom. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you did. Like, you know, trying to get... I think you're way more than anyone would think. It's getting to me, man. It's getting to me. I'm trying to get it to me man. It's getting to me man. It's getting to me. Look at the pills. Mother's little helper.

I have had her all. I need something to fucking calm me down. So I'm not ready to put my fucking fist real well because I'm like it's not what is it. It's not just hat. Let's do it. Everything. Yeah. Okay. How long is she in school? What is it? What's just hat? Let's do it in everything. Let's get. Okay, how long is she in school? From eight until two thirty.

I dropped her off at eight, and then she comes home at two thirty. Then the rest of the time, I'm doing shit for her. If I'm not doing stuff around the house, taking care of bills, trying to get, I mean, you saw the way the place is. It's a nonstop like,

now I gotta do this, now I gotta fix that kind of thing. I know what you need, I know what you need. you know, I know you need. Double the outer oil. No. I don't know, I mean, I would be, it would be a nightmare to do it just because,

just because you need someone to take care of it, but you need, you need a wife. Oh, I don't know, like so. I'm taking applications for a spouse. Oh, it sounds like that, because that's what, because I'm like so. I'm putting applications for espouse. Oh, it sounds like that, because that's what, because I got so much free time, because I got a wife, it's like, I never had to worry about that stuff.

She's overworked, and she's not. I'll tell you what, what I went to there plays on Christmas Eve, I mentioned this in passing to Debbie, she's like, you got no idea. Yeah, so, I got a guy who's still coasting off putting an S-h hook on the pole from fucking eight years ago And it's not just like it's okay. It's a special needs I can't even argue it. It's that's just yeah

It is it's yeah, you need someone that that wants to take you need someone with big broad shoulders So a dude wife I don't mean literally brought I'm broad shoulders in figuratively right someone who can handle shit. Yeah, I do she should bring home the bacon Right up in a pan Let me lay around and get fat like I used to I'm going I'm going to I'm gonna talk to Walt's wife. Yeah, he might be hiring my daughter We talked about it now I'm gonna let like

Personal level I can't take I don't have enough like time to like personal like just Time to from me me time. Yeah, no bright time I'm like the mother in a Christmas story like I haven't had a fucking hot meal I'm gonna kill myself. Um, but it's a special needs cater on top of it. She's like she's about to turn 12 so she's getting teenagery. Right. Oh my fucking god.

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with a special needs child and the children she's worked with in the past. I don't know if she's aware. I think that she could do it. But I could see, I know she's got a lot of her dad in her. Okay. Doesn't like the drive, still not driving really. Doesn't talk to people a lot easily. So do you live near Kentucky Fred chicken? She's not a super-smaller. She didn't get that trait passed down to her. She'll eat all sorts of like weird Concoction Alicia

At least she's definitely and she's got it She's got the gift but yeah, so I don't want I think she could give it a shot But yeah, I don't know I would be it be interesting to see if how she would perform I think the the biggest thing for anyone Watching her is like you sort of have to learn her language a little bit like it first you'd be like what the fuck is she saying? But then in time you sort of like get to know what she's talking about. Yeah, well that just takes time. Yeah. Also she shits her pants constantly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So so maybe Walt's daughter, but definitely if not somebody else, I can't, like you want to be brutal and wrong. Yeah, I want to, but here it, she has a mother, she has a sister, she has a brother, never,

ever, are like, hey, do you want me to do this? Because she goes to Special Olympics bowling every week. It's on a Wednesday, four o'clock right in the middle of the day. That's what I miss the most. It's like I can't leave and just go somewhere and like work on stuff. I almost sent you, if they're, if the internet didn't suck so bad, they're like, for whatever reason, I guess because of the steal and shit, I want to send you two pictures. I could not believe how many fucking people are in this bowling alley. 200 maybe 200 maybe whoa every lane is packed They got these these bowling these high school bowling teams and then they got the special needs on one end sectioned off

So, you know, they don't attack anyone they got um They have just regular league stuff at the other end. It's a whole fucking thing So it's too and I forgot my bows I my headphones. And it's also only an hour. How much can I get into something in an hour? And then every two seconds, that's the thing, like at home, it's like every fucking couple of seconds or minutes, it's like,

data, data, like I need this, I need this. And I don't wanna, like I don't get mad. And I'll get resentful, but it's like, it's fucking exhausting. You know, it's like, what the fuck? Like it, it's like, I'm like, slowly, I'm trying to like get her to do shit that she can easily do by herself. How is she ball? She actually, you know what?

The other day, there was a high school team right next to us and they're like cheering like crazy. Because the kid, I guess he got a spare picked up a spare whatever. And I looked at a score and it was 133. Whoa sage bold a 130. Well, she is the bump. She's the bumpers. But still I'm like, bumpers are huge. And you know, for the way she throws this ball, like with two hands, like on three separate

occasions, she's thrown it over the bumper into the gutters like it's like whoa my kids wedged The bumper came in the difference between a 130 and a zero But if I was at high school kid I bumpers are not I'd be like I don't know I'm it's not a testament to how awesome sage is it's a testament to how shitty this kid is but they're all like go you You can do it. I'm a shitty, cause you did 130. Yeah, 130's not good for a ball. I'm a team.

I've never brought a 100. Me neither. Well, you're a 100. You broke a 100. You were on a ball and team. You had potential before you did a turn. You turned your back on the team. I could have been a contender.

You could have been some like a turn my back on the team. I mean, I became two of one night when you just wouldn't show up anymore. I don't remember it like that. In fact, I remember it being you. Yeah, that's so anyway, it's like, it's taken me a while, but you can grow, right? Like single moms, I never really thought about it much. Well, until you became a single dad. How the fuck did this happen? how did this happen to me?

This shouldn't be I don't know well, no If you didn't do this Somebody marry me please my life would have sucked Yeah, and I keep that in mind like she cannot be living a good life if you didn't take this sacrifice upon yourself If I cannot be living a good life, if you didn't take this sacrifice upon yourself. Yeah. Today is like, I had to take her to, in the morning, I had to take her

for a neurological appointment. Then later, I had to take her to a different appointment. And then there's nobody to watch her, so I have to drive her to Pam and Edgar so they can watch her while I do this. It's like, the entire day is taken up by these little things that like, you get even no stretch

of time. Right. You know? Every, every mom is just right now who's listening. It's just shaking out. No shit. They're fucking possees are wet, you mean? No.

No shit. No shit, Sherlock. Yeah. But I just why would I think about it? I would. But is there a single mother knows at a certain point this kid's gonna grow up and be more interested in their friends and be out of the house. Like what is the arc of insurance pay off already? You know where you're going? No, like, you know what I mean?

Like when does that happen with sage? I don't think so. I mean, like, are you gonna be 80 at one point and she's gonna be like, I hope not. In her 40s, like, still living in the hall. I ask him for milk and chill like that. I don't know. I mean, you didn't think it through.

You didn't think it through. Not what she was doing. No, I wasn't like so how How long have I had for it? I think that I don't know about independent living, but again, she's only 12. But like, she just got her, I was up stairs yesterday and she got out of half day and the bus drops her off. And I just hear pounding on the door

because I didn't realize I had locked it. Pounding, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, she was pounding on the door. She got't realize I had locked it. Pounding, da da, bello, bello, bello. She's got a knock the goddamn door down. And so after that, we took a ride to the hardware store. We got her her own key. So now she's a key that she carries around with her. She's really so. She can let herself in and out of the house.

She's pretty good at like hanging out and doing things on her own. But within that, I would say five times an hour, that's why I can't like sit down and write or anything else is there because it's like bang. Like you're interrupted, and then you gotta go do something, you know. Maybe like, I don't know.

I don't know, I don't know if, I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Help. Today was particularly rough. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Today was particularly rough. I don't know. I don't know what I'm going to do. It's interesting. If I make it to Haiti though, I'm definitely fucking jerking off of the classic cocket aimed at my susus.

Aaron did it that blue, I guess. Yeah. Did you see this Chelsea handler? Thank you. No, I don't know the news. You don't care about Chelsea handler I do not get them shit hole countries wall plenty of people said Trump has stolen from us the president of the United States Stole your bit. Oh, what happened Chelsea Manning Chelsea. No Chelsea handler. Oh, handler mays well be Chelsea Manning. Oh, I don't know. Yeah, I guess she wrote a tweet to... Dexter, you probably know about this. You're on the cutting edge of Hollywood and shit, right?

How many? Chelsea Handler tweeted a homophobic tweet allegedly saying, which, yeah, it's not really that surprising, right? That, uh, what the the fuck i just had it i get back in the past she's trying to be controversial yeah she she she did have a netflix show which i guess got cancelled i have personally never found her funny she has taken lumps for getting a show and i believe it was

comedy central when her boyfriend or whatever was president of the company so some would say nepotism, which I'm firmly against. Is there anything that I think gets your dander up more than nepotism? Oh yeah, lots of stuff. Oh, you should have said no. No, I hate that. I hate that. There's a why. Would you like to say something? Now, she got slammed for a homophobic anti-Trump tweet questioning Lindsey Graham's sexuality. Now I got to be honest, I thought Lindsey Graham was a girl. I did not know who that was. A vulgar homophobic. South Carolina Senator.

The dude. Let's see, this was her tweet. Holy fuck, fuck. I just saw the video of Trump's bipartisan quote meeting and quote yesterday Handler tweeted hey Lindsey Graham at Lindsey Graham. What kind of dick sucking video do they have on you to be acting like this? Wouldn't coming out be more honorable So why is that home of some Because I but why is that home of over? He's not he's saying he's never said that he's gay nor alluded to it I guess if he's not saying being gay is a bad thing she's saying a guy like him would think that being gay is a bad thing like that doesn't seem like she is hateful being angry towards gay that seems like well what kind of dick sucking video do they have on saying that he's

closeted and sucking dick yeah but, but the reason he's, which is generally, which is generally seen as pejorative. Yeah, but he's, but he's the type of guy. I don't know anything about him. I'm just a weird guy. I'm just a girl. Right. But like, I would that strikes me as her saying like, I know that you Lindsey, whatever your name is, because he's a Republican. wouldn't want wouldn't., wouldn't, yeah, like, would not want people to know that about you. Right.

That's why she has a dick-sucking video. To say, look, you could be female and somebody could have a dick-sucking video about you that you don't want out. That's why I didn't think it was a big deal at first because I did think it was a female. Oh, yeah. So, you know what I'm saying?

Like, nobody wants a video. I don't want a video of me going down on decks coming out You know You know I mean like if I was going down on some girl, I don't want a video of that out. I bet it wouldn't ruin your career No, it would only increase his Oh my god Would you imagine he's like Absolutely the thing that sends you into

Kardashian Absolutely the thing that sends you into Kardashian Would do better than Victor Crowley now available on I think it would do better than Victor Crowley. That's nothing against Adam, but I think I think Diving video. Oh my god. It would be something that would they would put it would be like it taking a rocket ship to I mean a certain amount of people would care. To superstar, but LeBron James. I don't think so. Like if it was.

And who's the hottest thing on the planet right now? Little Bell, well. Well, it would definitely, because it would make you, street cred, it would make you Don Juanish, more Don Juanish, it would just be, I don't think so. You're be, I don't think so. You're crazy. I don't think so. I love that you're playing the violin.

No, no, no, I'm not doing some weird humble shit. I'm saying, I think people, there's not that thing where it's just like if a woman comes out in this video of her sucking some dude off, you're like, there's a whole, careful, there's a whole like, don't be sexist, cute. No, there is a whole sexist thing out there that judges that whereas i think people would be like what we assume these he's fucking going down on chris and that's not the shame about

but the fact that you're but i think it would get the views the the uh... i guess who it's on a free and i'm selling it uh... that's a good's you have you met Brian? Introducing why aren't I selling it? But I think I would I'm merged people right now. I think that bump would be absolutely insane. I don't think so I don't think so because

If it was you and another celeb, forget about it. Well, it depends on who's the other celeb. I don't it doesn't matter I'm telling you right now if somebody takes someone who's like Leb forget about it. Well, it depends on who she is. Who's the other celeb? I don't know. It doesn't matter. I'm telling you right now, if someone takes someone who's like, like, like, like, now a video of me blowing one together, a problem with me here, many, many times. But like if, like, pick any male celebrity who is like out like a Seth, Seth Rogan, Seth Rogan's right. Way more successful than me, way more well known.

Baba, Baba. If a video came out of him going out with It's some girl. I wouldn't even what he's already there ready He's already he's already there. He's already there ready. You need something to push you from I don't I don't I don't I would like to redact all of it 200 episodes of television. If you were like, which I assume you would not have to be putting on any airs, like if you were like just like textbook, like more than a textbook. Like you were like, you were like, like beast mode, like, you know.

Yeah. Like I was getting a little ass eating in there too. Like I was all the fringes. Sposs level. Yeah. Yeah. Like to the point where like it's like, you know, yeah, I was getting a little ass-eating in there too Like all the fringes boss level to yeah, yeah, like you're like to the point where like it's like you know like People on a stair like you know how you know how you do it you do it like this. Oh, yeah, he just turns to the camera He's like Not to goddamn camera over Oh, that pussy grace Not to your eyes aren't so coordinated.

Fucking polar bears staring at the camera tonight, and some eyes are all shiny in my lips are all chained. Like a fucking raccoon night. Who's pussy's next? I would, you know, a pie smell. That video, you're nuts. Yeah.

But I would have, I would do it with shirtless but with your pants on because that would be, this way you don't have to have the, um, like pajama pants or like jeans. Yeah, it I would have I would do it with shirtless, but with your pants on because that would be this way you don't have to have the Like pajama pants or like In every day I have to take my shirt off Me to halfway to tank Let's just keep my shirt on I don't know and I'm not kidding. I think it would be I don't know

I don't know if it would would still propel you to that, but it would be it would be, I don't know, I don't know if it would, it would, would still propel you to that. But it would be, it would be pretty big. It may not propel you to A-list, but it would at least make people be like, well, that's fucked up. But because when a sex tape comes out, you're totally right. It's like, if it's like a famous dude and a, and a no name lady, yeah, you really don't care. Right.

As a guy, if it's a famous lady, Yeah, then were even if they're not famous. Could you Could you like do your sex tape and Ray Jay piss on you halfway through like Kim Kardashian then Raise a piss on Jimmy. No, that wasn't him. That was a different rapper. I thought Ray Jay pissed on No, I know I know our Kelly. Well, he was I know I know our well he was I'm rich girls he got off on a technicality right something like that's yeah, but yet there is somebody out there That's still like I fucking love I have a colleague. It's gotta cult. Oh That's right. Yeah, like somebody's somebody's people was um, let's see did Ray Jay Urinate

I don't would you take it for Kim Kardashian levels of no fame? No, it's not a guy. It's not Ray Jay. It's a girl. It's a female equipment. It's Lil Kim Wait, why is she pissing on me just for the videos so that people noticed me? We you're trying to go to a list or you don't tell the other joke If you like Wait We're trying to go to a list or no, you don't tell the other joke If Wait I'm the fuck to back come out Salt want to

Yeah, they're like miss salt would like to talk to you. Like and you were summoned to her mansion. Okay. And so you get there and she's talking to you in her study and she's like, I want to go viral with something. I was thinking. I don't think that would help. I think that would be hurtful to his career. Me getting peed on?

Yeah, I think that's just too weird. I think just normal, healthy sex would be his the key You're gonna go on record is saying little salt pissing all of it would not help his career Oh, yeah, we can just cross that one. I don't think it would at all I think it'd be very detrimental to Disracting when you watch a breath I Was a salt pepper Brad, you're here. Yeah. That's the guy. Fuckin' Who peed on this guy?

Was a salted pepper. I can never remember. Who knows what of them? Who were they drinking? DLC, I thought. Left eye, right? No, no, she's been gone for a while. Oh, good.

I'm so embarrassed. Right, suddenly nobody's laughing. Because I was trying to figure out who pissed down my gullet. It does, it seems like, you know what? It seems like there's some, there's some, dissension on the internet. Some people are saying, Kim Kardashian says, Ray Jay did not pee on me. Why did you think it was? Because I think I heard that at one time that somebody was like, oh, she got pee-done. Well, I don't want a pee shamer.

She likes to get peed on get peed on. What the fuck? Why not? If you're going to be ashamed by anything, all the rest of the shit that happened in the video, you can be ashamed by that. And if you're not ashamed by that, then why would you be ashamed by getting peed on? That's that's that's deviant behavior. I don't think so.

Whoa. Whoa. I don't care if it does sound like you're enchanting. Whoa. Yeah, you can. I mean, it's you specialize behavior. I'll give you that. But some you wouldn't you don't think it's it wouldn't fall under the category of deviant. Well, deviant has a

negative connotation to it. I guess technically, yes. Call it like it is. Don't you? But you can't. Why the textbook? I. Call it like it is. You can't call like two consenting adults peeing on each other the same as like a guy who's molesting a child which is also considered deviant. Right. That's what I'm saying. Vivian treat. You have a recessive deviant gene queue. I don't think it's negative at all to have that in you to have be like all is turned on by so easy. Is it all is it all waste or just that? Would it give across over into other waste?

Is it a is it still? I don't have a problem with anything that too consulting adults do that don't hurt. That don't hurt people. If two people want to fucking say who's on each other? People want to shit all over each other. I mean, go right ahead. We've got a rainbow shower, some vomit play.

Yeah, and if they want to, if they want to do it, look, it ain't my bag. But go for it. You might look differently if your friend came out and said, you're like, hey man, what's wrong with your face? You're not at all. Like I came in, I like, they don't shower.

I had some carrots in my hair. Just sorry, I mean. Look at my face would be concerned. Why? Because he's so out of it. If I can't fucking take the vomit out of his ear. Because you're the one that said you were carrots in. I had been.

It's not him. We know it's not him. I found that one. Oh, no, he's nice. He's protesting like crazy. Who knows? Too much. Yeah, a little bit.

Too loudly, something. I, um, I don't know too much. Yeah, a little bit. Too loudly, something. I don't know why, when it came to like the normal stuff was too tame that we had to go into fucking Gonzo fucking. Well, I think it's always been mental institution. I don't think it's a new development, man. I think that has always been going on. That's always been there But it's you can just talk about it more now, but what about that fuck?

Marquis de Saad was he done yeah, yeah books about it about people fucking each other and it wasn't so insane That don't think so I think you got arrested because of his behavior, but that's not that doesn't make him insane. That's not right You know, let's look at Marquita Shad knows fucking old school motherfucker. Oh, yeah, he's way back in the day. French too. It's fucking French.

That's because I mean, he was pulling this shit back in and he died in 1814. So yeah, so I'm saying, I don't need to do this. He's an old school gangster. I'm sure it's older than that, man. I'm sure. I'm sure. Yeah, there was some caveman that got bored and he's like, hey, you want to try this shit?

No way. Caveman didn't have time to be bored. Maybe. If I know those paradoxes, the paradoxes and so on. Trying to just stay alive. Trying to get some paradoxes.

There's no way that they were so like, you know, what do you want to do? You want to try this? No, man, they're trying to find fucking shelter and fire. Yeah Yeah, I got it. We haven't invented fire yet. Can stop this you go all over me Until I get this fucking fire lick It seems a marquee they said I'll bet you what got him in trouble, is this blasphemy against Christianity. There's a proponent of extreme freedom,

unrestrained by morality, religion or law, so annihilist basically, right? I don't know. There's something to be said for that, right? Do whatever you want. As long as you're not hurting somebody, just do whatever the facts is. Do you want how I feel?

It might be completely disgusting, and people probably don't want to hear about it Probably nice some people do Some fecal freaks, you know Like somebody's like hey man like I Took a shit on somebody and the other person is like really awesome I thought it was wrong He's it you could use words different words to not be so Yeah, so blunt. I thought it was wrong You could use words different words to not be so

Crude Yeah, well you're gonna have to deal You would want to hear it then well, I'm like, oh you want to hear about last night I never want to hear about last night. I'm not interested in anybody's last night. No? Yeah, I mean either. You don't care, huh? I like hearing that kind of stuff.

Yeah. Yeah, like I think that average people, people who consider themselves average or normal or don't have anything to say. Hello. A lot of times really have way more to say than you think. They don't. They may think. Well, maybe I should not, not in a, you have to do a little probing.

You have to ask the right questions. Coming in here? No. I was talking about myself. Oh, like I'm talking, like at the counter and a retail thing, like no, those, these are not shit you want to hear normally. But a lot of people with the slightest bit of, of a nudge have something that you're like, wow, that's pretty fucked up.

That's interesting. Probably embellishment going on now. I don't know. I find that people are normally not prone to do that when you're asking. Not lying. I said embellishing. Yeah. I know.

I know the difference. Thank you, Professor Webster. That's what I find anyway. There are pretty interesting stories in everyday shit that people don't think are interesting. That I agree with, I just don't want to hear it at this point in my life. That's what I think what I'm saying. Not that I wouldn't find it interesting, but it's like I don't really just don't want to tell to anybody at all. A little bit about the feeble matters. That you wouldn't want to hear, huh?

Like, Sal comes in. Oh, Sal, I would, I'd be doubt I would be interested to hear. I don't know, I don't think that sounds big. That's a germaphofe. From what I've heard over the years, yeah. I would say that. Did you, did you read about this shit hole country thing, Walt? I, someone sent me the link that, you know,

that the, uh, Tom's team did make the world take. It was the title and I had to click on it. It was Trump, uh, it was, uh, reported, not, it's not on audio where he was, uh, he was at a cabinet meeting and he, uh, pondered to his, uh, cabinet. Why, why do we have so many people coming from all these shithole countries? Why is that a real question? It's like because they're

shithole. My point is like, well, that doesn't mean that they're shit holes. The people? Yeah, like what does it make a difference where they come from? Like well, I think if you if you get people immigrants from a country that's pretty uncivilized to to sort of to come here and try to assimilate into the culture and shit is more difficult than if you come from say a first world country. Sure I get that but like they have a different We thought it was possible. No it's not impossible. I'm just saying like I wouldn't consider the people shit holes if they're from a shit hole. No that's all. No. He's saying that

why can't we get more people from countries like Norway? It's like well because it's fucking Norway bro they don't want leave Norway, because it's awesome. Yeah, it's like, why do we get so many people from the Ivory Coast and none from England? You just answered your own question. Would you, if you're a president, Q, do you put a ban on all shit hole countries, Q? What do you mean a ban people from it?

Yeah, nobody can. Wait a second, the White House denied Q. What do you mean a ban people from it? Yeah, they can't nobody can. Yeah. Wait a second White House denied Similarly derogatory remarks in December when the New York New York Times reported the Trumps said during a meeting that people coming from Haiti all have That Nigerian immigrants would never go back to their Hudson Africa and then Afghanistan is a terrorist haven one of those three is probably true. I don't think it's the last one. I don't know, but do you believe stuff like this? No. It's like a source says. A source says.

Unless it's on audio, I mean, why even bother putting this out? With Stan says a source said that Stan pretends to be infebold and he's much more with it than you think. It's like, no. Unless he's pretending at the cons. He's not. That's what a 95-year-old guy looks like. I don't know. I don't know. I don't care. I'm going to talk more about water sports. All right. You know, what do you got, Waltanything?

Nothing? Yeah, I did have something. I mean, I just- You always want something to talk about. I have some, oh wait. If this comes out before the 21st, I think, pre-sure the 21st, Scum and Villany, Katina, live show, right? And the SDIG guys wanna be? The next is we wanna be, we're gonna be talking about RayJ scum and villainy, katina live show, right?

And the asses we want to be. We're going to be talking about Ray J pissing all over various people. That is Mike and Ming pissing all over whomever and then astronaut icon of February 9th to 11th. And fuck wherever the sterling heights miss you.

What do you guys, now if you promise nasty and you don't deliver? Well, it says nasty as we wanna be. So if we don't wanna be nasty, or we're gonna be that nasty, I think that's why- It all from the technicality. I think that's why Ming phrased it like that.

Just in case we're not feeling nasty. I think his idea of nasty for whatever reason is telling behind the scenes stories of comic book men, in which I'm not trying to discourage ticket sales, but I mean, I mean, I mean, unless it involves me like during season two,

I don't, there's not a lot of drama. Yeah, there's not that much drama. I mean, I can maybe try to remember jokes I told that were too awful for them to air. Yeah. But other than that, yeah, I don't know that there's all that much drama.

There's, I don't really recall any drama. Like if the jokes are never told. As nasty as they want to be tour. Yeah. It would be a far different probably tale spun. There's a video of QE in this. Yeah, like it would it seems like there's not that much behind the scenes like there's was too raw and too hot for TV type shit. Us? Yeah. Oh yeah, there is.

There's there. Yeah, there's you could recut that show to be like a total like fucking X-rated show. Skin of Max. We you could recut that show to be like a total like fucking X-rated Joe Skinimax. We do shit all the time just to fuck with each other that we know doesn't make it on air. Oh, yeah, yeah, we do that all the time There's a there's a there's an archive. There's a better show than the one we released That will never be released It's true. I feel I feel that way about us too Yeah, I think there could be like people or at least a more way more offensive show. Yeah, yeah, let's

play let's clarify it. Exactly the same in terms of quality. Except if you would be saying shit that would get you fired. That's the only difference that show would be than one that say air. Is the way that we fucking save your ass to let you stay on the show. You're probably right. It's more accurate. I have a couple of things. Here's some TSD notes that I've been that I have from time to time. Little things I try to remind myself of maybe we should talk about. There it I don't know if you knew this person or you weren't definitely

weren't around with when I told this story. But early on in Tom Steve Dave history, there was an emergency episode about a postal worker. Susan? Susan? Susan, yeah. We did that episode before going to a hockey game one day and you weren't around, you weren't going to a hockey game, so we recorded it. And we was the story about how Ming stood up Ming stood up for this, this woman who worked

at the post office. And I was pretty up, I raped by that. Instead of taking my side, he took the side of some faceless, not nameless though, because we knew her name. Person, post office. Or faceless, because you knew she was. I am with with heavy heart. I'm here to to report that that Susan from the post office passed away. Whoa! He was so broken up about it. I imagine. Okay, look at that reaction. He got the whoa wow.

I know, because I in my mind she was like in her 40s. I think she was. I think she was. Yeah, right. So that's obviously an early, like an early, very, yeah, an early death, a very tragic, or a little bit. I heard she had some issues, some things that led to a heart, like when a lot of miles on the on the treads. Well, it didn't sound like she was a very relaxed woman.

You knew, like she was a hair trigger. Yeah, I'm doing that. We'll put you in early grave Yeah, I really I guess you all asked it her is that winning? Yes Yes Do it like a coronary stress related check. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

Isn't it heavy heart? When you heard, I don't, I don't imagine you celebratory, but I do imagine you like. No, I was just like really. I went, because an employee at the post office had been for me. And she was still alive. And when I found out I was kind of like, I felt a little bit of guilt. Did you? Because I don't know. I wonder how much of that podcast put her in a putter in a grave early. She went to her grave in like a podcast that has exceeded Chris Hardwick in terms of stars and

I just a little bit. Did this put her on the path? Like it was it was at the beginning of the end, you know. Oh, it was years ago. Right. But apparently, you know, this postal employee told me, um, from that moment on, like things went like majorly majorly. What are you calling for? Am I being led to believe that she heard that episode? No, no, but that incident. There was a dominoes fell from that incident. Okay. Taking off the taken off the count. She just tell you that nobody comes into this store. And that was just, but she treated me shabbily and in a way that was like very public and very work people and my yelling back at her, I think, I heard removed from counter work.

They're like, that fucking loser from the store that no one goes to cow'd you. You do not deserve to work counter anymore. But apparently, you know, that was the beginning of her transition away from the counter, not to work in the public to being transferred out of that installation that read to the unemployment line to transform in like taking emotion, emotion, emotion to now. Is this is this conjecture or do you have this on record? I have this source. A source source source that she that she was a downward spiral. That's helpful. If I could have just held if I could have kept it in check, maybe she'd be alive right now.

I visited her grave and on her tombstone, it said, I wish I never got poned. I certainly don't poned anybody. What she should like, she set you straight and sent you on your own. But she definitely took me back. I was never, I was not prepared for such, you know, such, such for Ross, for Ross. Yeah. Yeah, of me just asking where a package was and, you know, and, you know, I, like, I said, I, like, I recounted to you guys, like, I thought I was, I thought the, the public

would be on my side, but I started going after and everybody was like, on her side. Not me, because it's- Holding me. Well, that's a surprise. And the people in the post office, the people who are waiting in line like sheep, were looking at me as if I was a jerk for yelling at it.

Well, the only reason they look at you is a jerk is because they wanted you to fucking leave so they can go and get out of there. Like, they don't have the package as well. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, that's the way I would Be like this whatever it was ordered again. I don't give a fuck I agree with you in theory, but like This one

My back is like this is how things change you know, it's things don't change if you just like if you just walk out of it What you tell between your legs. Yeah. Well, certainly change you killed it. Showing a mark over here. Well, I don't know. I'm going to say I killed her. I mean, I just feel that like, would her, would things have turned out differently if we didn't have that argument?

Yes. Yeah. I think so too. And maybe the most immeasurable way where she had just a little bit less bullshit to her day, but she was a fucking bitch. There's no two ways about it, like the way she treated you when you were like, hey, where's the package and she gives you a bunch of shit and then goes on to impugn the fucking reputation of the store.

Should I do the emasculating? Yeah, she fucking neutered you right in front of a bunch of people who were then like, yeah, get out andered you right in front of a bunch of people who are then like yeah get out all this homo She did it to herself man. I had nothing to do it I did but I certainly didn't want her to die seven years later. No, you know what? I'm not not only out of my glad she's dead. I hope everyone else in that fucking lobby is also Wow all the people didn't support you. Yeah, all the people who turned against him. Oh shit I'll see if I can get any any updates on any of the

That's your source But I can't you know, I think that speaks to my character though, Q that um I felt the sense I felt a sense of Emptiness wasn't no it was no celebrations. I wasn't dancing. Yeah. It does say emptiness or neutrality. And it felt a little like, you know, if I had just, if I had just taken it, I just touched my season life. Yeah, she might have lived a few more days and might be, she might be alive right now to belittle other men just looking for them male I can tell you who doesn't have a package you go clean your vagina come back later

no I see this is this is this is the difference between a man with a conscience yeah and a man with that one well I gotta say I kind of grew up, Ryan. I do. I would revel. You would revel in it. You're reveling in your, yeah. And people who have wronged you in their demise. You, I don't think I've ever exposed you to this on the show or friendship. I have an almost psychotic attention to revenge. Like I'm talking decades. I can attest to this. And what he's talking about. This is a side of you I had no idea.

I do. What do you think I love him so much? I have told you I have gone, I have I have I have a left from the shadows decades after a fucking people have have insulted a wrong me. Like Jack the Ripper. To get them back. Yeah.

Oh yeah, and I have a list. I have a list. He's like mixing over here. Oh yeah, that's a good example. The people who have wronged you, you have you have you a you without fail. Put into play and you're in the of your plans of revenge and he has shit in motion right now that I, when he told me I was like, that's amazing.

That's awesome. I'm currently in the middle of a fucking, I'll tell you over there of a fucking strike book back that it's so intricate and so involved. And I haven't seen this person that I'm getting back in 10 years. Like it's really dude, I'm telling you. What can I ask? Well, I guess you wouldn't want to reveal. I can't. I don't seen this person that I'm getting back in 10 years. Like, it's really dude, I'm telling you. What can I ask?

Well, I guess you wouldn't want to reveal that. I can't. I don't want to wrong you. But what is a level of what would you consider? What is something that you would be like, well, I remember I felt wrong when this happened. Like, what would be something would get on that, get on that, that shit list of yours. Well, I'll give you, okay.

Is it like major, like a scale of 1 to 10 transactions? It's really, it's really like whatever, whatever, I can't account for whatever strikes that area. That's like I will get this person. No, not just, it's not like I'm gonna destroy, but I'll get you. And some people, they may not even know that they offended him. It's true.

I'm not denying it. That's awesome. If you hit that target, that's a mental. Oh yeah. I make no bones about it. That's like John Johnson levels of psychosis. Yes. Wait a second now.

I'm not. Yeah. Really? levels of psychosis. Yes, wait a second now. Really? And how many people would be on this list at any given time? Generate? Well, some look man, they don't get off the list until I get into like strike back. Oh, yeah, once you're on that list It's not easy to get on that list, but once you're or can be easy But once you're on it, you're not off until I get into live got you back. I fucking I got a guy on the list. Is it mostly guys? Yeah, but I thought mostly girls. I don't know why I don't know why I would have thought that but I would have thought mostly out there's a couple

Yeah, it's mostly guys actually the only girl currently on the list is this fucking bitch who works for United Airlines I fucking had newer care for it. Do you know her name? I don't know her name, but I know who she is. I know where to find her when I need to. I got her number. This guy can afford private eyes. Oh yeah, that's right.

Oh yeah, nothing like that. I just always have my eye open for fucking for a stripy. There's a kid from... You year. There was a kid from freshman year of high school that it took me, I think, I think 18 years before I was able to get back and I held it in my head on that list until I was able to. You're not ashamed of this no It's I'm like lady god, I'm I'm going this way Speaking with such pride though, it's like you shouldn't be speaking like you want to real and honest I just agree with it pull heartedly. Yeah, but yeah, like the level of pride in your voice, it's alarming. You are saying, maybe the realist me you've ever seen? I'm not kidding.

Yeah, I can't stop myself. I remember. Have, have friends. Yeah. Got none to that list. Uh, yeah. Not in the same way, but friends have gotten on a similar list that I've gotten back. I don't have friends anymore.

But no, yeah, not really. For my friends. No, nobody's ever pissed. No way is ever like gotten on that list. That was a friend of mine now. But I remember things that I remember slides from friends. Yes. You remember slides from friends?

Yeah, I do. Certain ones. Are these perceived slides? No, no, no. I was like crazy. No, no, no, no, no, of course not. Like, I don't want to get I want to get in that list. You're definitely not crazy, cute. You're the most normally human being. I was wrong. If that's what offended you, I'm sorry, I said it. Yeah, I'm exact opposite, man. I'm sorry, I said it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I said it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I said it. I'm sorry. I said it. I'm sorry. I said it. I'm sorry. I said it. I felt the level of guilt.

I felt the level of shame that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that there I felt that I felt that I felt that there was any there was any chance that I played a I felt that there was any chance that I played a part in this woman's early death. I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I felt that I, I thought it would be crazy if I contacted her family and apologized. It would be. Don't think it, because it definitely would be. But I haven't decided if I would even try to do that to try to contact them inside. I do should let it go.

But flowers on the grape. It's so weird because on your behalf, when I heard, I was like, good, that's the way I felt good. When you think that way then I know I went too far though. I might shoot on a grave. I might. I might. He has, I know that he has expelled bodily fluids fluid on to how do I put this not on people but on buildings edifices. Yeah buildings yeah where that where that person is inside that building. I was a corporation. Yeah yeah to get to get to your crosshair to this but at any particular time. That's a good example of like I've like got like a lower level common penniness that I carry with me like your bank I

Didn't like and I pulled over Building I didn't like yeah, he had good reason though. I think I did was an old workplace of mine Yeah, this is pre-fame cute. Oh, yeah This is a pre-fied apartment although if on the way home tonight you were like I guess what I did. I'd be like oh it's cool Yeah, you know what I say well once I pissed on that building all my anger towards that place dissipated. Yeah Pista right out. You ever spoken to a professional about this? This kind of you know, I've I've spoken to a lot of professionals in my day and I've never brought this up. This is this I like I want this is for me

This is to get me through the fucking day There is there is someone I think we talked about it recently that I'm I'm waiting to die I will I will shit on their grave. I don't know who you're talking about. Yeah, I will How do you point on the grid? Let's say that I just have to have a living? I know, but how would you plan to carry out this so it's not easy to walk into a graveyard and do it tonight That's not problem when he's got a built-in look out as a friend Logistics I'll work out, but I on on my own fucking soul When this person dies, I will shit on their grave in the cemetery.

This isn't a joke for the show. And that's on the sound bites for, along with the little one. And you being like, you do a lot. And am I kidding? No, no, there's a 100% off that ticket. Do you see that as, do you realize that the only person paying any kind of price would be the caretaker basically no no no no no

you see you're not seeing it right i'll bury it so that person is buried under that shit for eternity oh so you're gonna dig up the grave no no no i'll dig like a little like a little like a cat i gotta go tell Steve that like a little like like like six inches down shit in the hole Burry covered up so this person spends eternally buried with your on the my shit lower Walt then my shit That's that's the plan Until it rains down on him. That's it on him and a heavy

Eventually it's him. Yeah. Oh, it's him. It's him. Yeah. Is this person, uh, um, have a long, do you think this person's got before you can, and you can watch them. Hopefully not too much. I know. It could be another 30 years, but it doesn't matter. Really? But if you change your mind and you want to exume the body, you might, yeah, yeah. That's just one example. Uh, I, I know. That. Yeah, that's just one example. I know. I know that's just solely symbolic though. You know that that person's gone. They probably are. Yeah, but I know if they knew that I did it, it would bother them.

That's enough for me. Okay. What if you get caught doing this? What would your family think? What would the reaction be? Your loved ones if you got arrested for that is a good question. Probably defecating on a grave. I mean, you would be it would be pretty embarrassing.

Well, who's catching them? Yeah, please. Like, I mean, that's pretty fucking what they have to be on the scene to catch me drop trow and and and and she don't agree. Plus, I can distract them. Yeah. I'll just wave a gun around. I mean I'm not worried about getting caught but if I was I would explain myself. You like this person wronged me and your guys are getting real close if you don't let me go to being

on this list so I think you should go. Oh no I wouldn't turn their cops. The cops are just doing their job if they got if they got to arrest me they got a rest me Wow now forget the sex tape. That's the story That it was raw and honest and unexpected you this fucking what I'm telling you this woman that united I can't wait to nail it. I haven't figured it out. You don't think this is this could hurt Your lovable image though Did you really you want real and raw? You don't think this could hurt your lovable image though. Did you really want real and raw? I thought that was the stuff. That was the best.

It is possibly hurting the brand if we find out what it is. It looks down to be like, so how do we take Tom's deep dive into the future? He's like, not like that. Fuck you, Nerdist. I don't hear hardw week talking about this shit. Yeah, well, I'm talking about typewriter.

I'll see you at the top next one about shit. Not a great one. That's what I want to hear. That's the interview I would want to hear. And what to date, what has been your most spectacular revenge that you have achieved in your mind? What's been your most ratifying of I don't really want to you want to get into it because that I'll give you two examples

But I don't want to go for the spectacular ones Because they will make me seem really crazy not as lovable. Yeah, I mean I Put a lot of energy into it when I go for it. Oh, little things like Let's see what are two good ones. All right, well like this guy I didn't like when I was a kid. He fucking bullied my brother a little bit and when I met his kids I kinda like fucking neged him a little bit in front of his kids. You know, I kinda like insulted him but I'm negated I'm like he's nothing. Oh like back like kind of like backhanded. Yeah

Just enough to find seeds that their father's a fucking ass clown stuff like that, you know I mean little seeds like that to grow Yeah, that's what I was doing Christmas Eve to watch Yeah, I don't I don't see that as being as a I don't see that as being as a diabolical. Well, that's why I'm giving you those examples. I'm not a diabolical, though. Dude, I can't. You can't.

I'm gonna be too, it'll be too, too damaging. I just have to be a diabolical too, because to say something like that, to plant that seed in a kid's mind that their father is a fucking idiot loser, or like that would that would be meaningful. I think it depends. And it is so psychological was it post jokers where you were where it would be more meaningful

coming from a celebrity was it was no post jokers. He came to me. We can't have you as a man. I know you. Yeah. Wow. That is diabolical. And I have been in that situation and I've and I've just Swallotted it because for whatever reason that person wasn't on the list this person was on the list on my bro

All the decks yes, you're like Oh that happens when I was in fucking Sixth grade and it's also like it doesn't necessarily need to be diabolical What I really respect about it because I feel the same way is the length of time that you can hold a grudge because I do to forever. Yep, forever. Never forget and it's slight to our perceived slides. All the same to me.

I love podcasting with you guys because I look like fucking mother Teresa and um... You're somehow here that's still the least likable one on the show. Yeah. Why does this make me How is it that yeah like I'm the least likeable one on the show and you guys reveal this These fucking horrific and like you open these doors to places that no person wants to ever look into let alone walk down And yet I still get like I take major shit Cuz you're on the front lines

You could hear it you're on the front lines and yeah people are like they can't Respect someone who's like oh, I was gonna go to Susan's house and fucking hold a candle like a Sous house I was gonna send a note. I was gonna send a card a card like a card from you or a Anonymous card. Oh, so it would have been anonymous. Not explaining yourself. Yes, I would have explained myself. I you don't know who I am. So what's for you?

Not for Susan or for her family. I think at the end of the day, I would be I would be lying. If if I didn't think it was just for me, it can't be for her. Right. Did you, did you tell wife, like this is my plan? No, I don't wanna, I don't wanna even know about it because I know it'll think less of me because she would have been disappointed. Well, no, I told her about the Susan thing about like,

you know, and- But you got to the argument. But I didn't tell her that Susan died and it may have been because of that argument that her life went. I was good, the shitter. Because of that, what do you laugh about? I was just thinking, how many years ago

is that? What a slow burn to her eventual demise. Where you're like, maybe that's what set it off. Not the thing the day before or the thing the day after, which I'm sure if she's that big of a fucking bitch that she's yelling at every day. For expecting your mail. Yeah, it could have been any number of people

that are like, well, fuck you too. I can just a question. I didn't give her a break though. I didn't just take, I gave her a lot of, my frustrations boiled over and she paid the price of me not, she paid with her life. No, I meant that afternoon. She, I took it out on her because I couldn't find a mail.

Okay. And she didn't take it. She came back at me. Probably because Ming was in there earlier talking about a totally different kind of mail. He couldn't find it. He found them. I just feel so close to home. I guess on the, they say revenge is sweet, but it can be better sweet too though

No, they say it's a dish best served cold cue. You've got the recipe down some You want a little bit of fuck I would be up a dinner. This is my wish No, no, you want to be shit on this You want to be a shit off your head? It's a good friend. It's a good friend who would offer to go shit on this matter. For you all to it. I prayed for it. I thought I would always shit in one grave in my lifetime.

But I'll do it. That was your thing. Just the fact you offer is enough. But all right, and the other thing I had was, I always want you to tell the story on Airbrie about the time that you were accused of being a streaker. Oh yeah. Do you know about this? I think I do.

I think it's in the back of my head somewhere. It's one of the story. I don't know if you want to tell it. I don't know if it's too raw and too honest. Oh yeah. She said I know it's embarrassing. I'll literally keep watch out. I'll look you shit.

I don't know what it's brave. I don't think this is just excuse that. That would time. I think this is just to seize that in turn. That was time. We haven't enough time to tell it earlier. Well, I think we got decks for an hour. Well, we just won't take an hour, so we landed on the... Yeah, we still got to talk to him about some stuff. Yeah.

This was... God, this was probably around 90... 90s. Yeah, 90, 90 99 2000 somewhere in there we when we had merchandising well this would have been like right before you worked you worked on the website worked on the website I kicked it possible the most diabolical revenge is this friendship that with a man who stole your job and at some point you're going to pull the rug out on the guy who took your job at the WDU-SQ website? Steel. I can't steal something that was given to me.

But no, you know why? Because I immediately tried to get Nick Given Eddie fired in higher cue back. So he knows I'm looking out for him. I mean, if we're talking about flight attendants... No, she wasn't flight attendant. Very sexist stuff. Yeah, united, not a flight attendant. She works at their front desk at Newark.

And what was her, what was her, what was her transgression? She gave him sex. Transgression was, she, all right. So there's two entrances to the check-in United. One's on the side of the terminal, one's on the side of the terminal, ones on this side of the terminal. It's a fucking five-minute walk between the two of them, right?

I walk over to this one and the one who was like, oh, sorry, you gotta go to the other one. There was like, there was very small lines in there, but I was like, oh, maybe the computers are down or something like that, I guess. So I start to roll away and then this guy just walks up and she just waves them in and I go, I go, did that guy just go in there?

She goes, yes, so you have to go to the one down there. And I'm like, well, why? I'm like, why can't? And then another person walked in and she was like, well, it's busy. I was like, but you just let in two people. And she goes, are you even flying first class? And I go, I go, what does that have to do anything? Yeah, like, why would you think I'm not?

And she's like, because you're not acting like it. And I looked at her And she's like, cause you're not acting like it. And I looked at her and I was like, you know, I've read a brother. Yeah, I was gonna say, why are you waiting till she dies? Why don't you just shitter me? No, no, no, no.

And then I was like, I'm sorry, I said, did you just, did you just give me advice on how to act as a person? At that point, I am not embellishing. I will happily tell you if I was being a dick. This fucking person like had some bad mood going on. And then I, anyway, that's basically it. So it's just like, it says a lot about how she consider,

how she sees coach passengers. It's like you're not acting very first class because they somehow act differently. I had so many questions, but I was just looking at her. And I was like, what the fuck even talking? I was like, you're on the power trip. I was like, you're on the power trip. I was like you're on the power trip So I just walk past her and I'm like you're not even acting like an extra leg room. Yeah

passenger I walk past her and walked in but I got on my list. She should be on there Yeah, she's now to be fair She's someone that might get away because she might just leave her job and I'm like you know there's nothing in there She might get away. You might be cute, might show mercy. No, no, no. She might get away because she might change jobs. She's like, in a month, earth and it's in there's list. It's like I pardon you.

And then can someone make an appeal if they find out that they're on your list? Yeah, I guess. Well, they don't know they're good. Nobody knows. Usually nobody knows. Well, now if I list this, it's going to be while anybody who are like, how are you if I fucking wrong? Queue.

Everyone, anybody who, anybody who may listen to this, you know. We're looking in your direction, Minnie Mouse. Yeah, Minnie Mouse. No. No. Yeah, yeah. There was a little more to it than that, but that's basically, that's basically what she did.

But like I said, that's not shit on grave level. That's just, I got my eye out on it. And when I see the opportunity, I'll take it. I want direct events to make that happen. You don't really like to make it out cute. Like so many things. But despite the odds being stacked against them at times, he is not afraid of verbal nor physical confrontation. Now, admittedly a couple times he's been a little sourced He stands up to people where I'm like he's gonna die I guess we're both gonna die this guy could definitely kick both of our asses

But I saw him We were in it is long time ago. We're in a strip club and we were with these girls and someone Started like flirting a little bit with the girl he had brought. And he was turning to me, he's like, do I look like an asshole to you? I was like, huh? He wasn't drunk. He's like, do I look like a fucking asshole to you that you can just do this right in front of me? He's like, because I'm not. And I got real. And the dude's like, no, no. I didn't mean anything by it. And like that dude backs down. That's what I really like.

He won't, whether it's an asshole in a strip club a fucking sassy Counter-girl at United he doesn't take any shit from people. He demands respect. Well, I just unnecessary shit Stuff that these people have long forgotten All right, so anyway, but I like in the moment. I like it. I got it. 1999 2000 you're working in website. We're working in the view skew offices, which are humming. There's a lot of people working there. Top gear. We kicked it. Orders are coming in. You kicked it. Orders are coming in. What is it? How you kicked it into high gear? Yeah.

That's how you get stashed. Yeah. What is that? That is a slight at you, your jab? No, I don't think it was, I don't think it was a jab. I didn't say. I don't think it was. I was listening. I don't think it was a jab. I mean, I do think it was a statement made without thinking about my feelings. I think it was basically because I had nothing to do with him.

It was the technology had evolved to the point where we could take the mercuriculture and put it online. That was the only thing that was different. Was it could go on to the completely? All right, so you're the man in charge. You're running the show on the website. BQs, you're at the printer, I guess,

so you're not even, you're left the company. You didn't work there anymore. I came back. I don't know if I was working here while you, while the streaking thing happened. Where did you, were you where, was it the same building you worked in or that the building was there? I don't know.

The one on three hardening, the old one here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so you, there was a, there was a shower in that building. There was a bathroom, there was a shower. That, that, that anybody could use or only the, only the view ski offices. I think anyone, but there were many people there. But anybody, so the shower was not in the view skew offices. It was a building shower, which I find very, is that common?

Is that common that like there's a shower that anybody works in a building can use? Maybe an older buildings or ones that have a gym, which this one certainly did not. Okay. But that's why it makes started staying there because it had a shower and he wanted, because he was about to get married. So he's basically lived in the office for like six months or a year maybe so that he could save money. Okay.

Right. But we came in one morning and there was a whole bruhaha going on because it was a woman. I can't remember who it was. I think it was a different woman who worked in one of the other It was like two other offices not big ones like you know, maybe five people in each office who saw a guy Come out of the bathroom wearing nothing but loafers and Striek through the hallway run down the hallway and down the stairs and to I don't know where but You know, I really don't know where but but I really don't know where. But for some reason, people in our office

thought I did know where since they thought I was that person. Not even thought, somehow new it was me. They were so confident it was me that they were already preparing like, okay, how do we handle this? And I heard about it, they didn't even approach it it. It got in the newspaper, didn't it? It was reported. It was, this was the police

were called in. It was, yeah, it was like a police blotter thing. And yeah, the police were called in. And I, yeah, I only found out after that that they, I guess they're cool. They didn't turn me in, but they were, they thought it was me for some reason. People in my own, yeah, I'm just like, but what have I done that would lead you to believe that? Send in they come to you and confront you are like Brian.

Yeah, she was this lady. She. Yeah. So she confronted me and was like just, you know, this just tell us the truth. Yeah, just tell us the truth. Like as if I had been like lying by a mission by not saying that I was the one. I'm like, what are you talking about? I first off, I've never worn loafers in my life.

That's the most insulting part of me. That was the worst part, but yeah, it was just like, but somebody said they identified me. They're like, it was that guy that it was me. And I'm like, who said that? One of the people that in the, I think the lady who in the office, did the police ever come to the office?

No. Cuffs never questioned me. No one ever, I was only accused later on by this, by the view of skew person, but I don't know, yeah, they were like, they said that, like they basically were like, oh, well, they said he was and then blah, blah, blah, gave it basically a description, right? I have never streaked,

stroked any of the past tense. I don't know why they thought it was me, but it was odd though. I thought it was very odd, maybe they were like hoping it was me and they could catch me again later on. Seein' like Tally Wacker. I think that this person still to this table

leaves it was you and he would just like. I think there's room for doubt. Yeah. Yeah. I think they're like, I have a reasonable doubt. Like maybe, I mean, he's saying no because what else would he say? Well, I mean, it's not like you have, like there's been other instances where there was reported stream.

Multiple streaking, right? Yeah, it was a one time event. But yeah, I do, when you tell me, I never heard that story until years later and boy, did that make me laugh when they, when they, when the whole office. Everybody in the office was convinced it was him. Yeah, the assumption, yeah, the blanket assumption that it's like, obviously it was him. It's like, why? Well, in your mind, since you're the only person

that really knows that you didn't do it, who do you think you should do it? Did you write, did you construct a theory in your head like I couldn't think of anyone else outside of our office that I saw that like I just didn't pay that much attention to those people there was only like one the the janitor guy the the property manager guy who was the nice yeah nice guy but doesn't look like me at all. Short little putterie can do it. Who I once assumed was Mexicanity elephanted by him. But other than that, like yeah, I didn't really interact with anyone within the office.

I mean, my brother Daren, I don't see it being him. Nobody else there even looked remotely like me. So I, no, I don't think it was ever figured out or if it was even true. It was just some lady said something. Who the fuck knows? People make up shit all the time. Yeah.

But yeah, it kinda like, it's not gonna be to someone about this the other day. I'm like, what does it say about your character when the friends that you have, if they had a problem, a real problem that they could not go to the police with like, you're their guy, what does it say about you as a person? Same thing. But whenever you want to assume, like, like well fucking clearly it was him that's running around naked. All right, and I can't remember

I cannot recall what shape I was in at the time, but I don't recall that being Well, what difference would it made? Well, because I don't I don't I don't want to take my shirt off now in front of my own kid because she's like whoa What's up with your stomach? I have two mom's yeah Like are you having another baby? So you're saying a striker would be would be he would be pleased with this physique He would want you know, he has no maybe that's why I'm not a striker because I'm I would be too practical about the approach I'd be like I don't want somebody seeing me from an angle. I got a chub up, make sure it's looking fat. It's like my sex tape. Exactly, yeah. Just put it out there.

That's what I think that's good. That's what people want to hear though. That I didn't. No, no, raw honesty. I think you're right. I think they want to hear. I did not drink. No, no, and old stories.

Yeah. And we probably, we hit all three we did Nice work guys. That's the trifecta of awesomeness right Dex? We're the next nervous Tell them Steve Dave The man is up with the values white, many are men and shone the earth with a feeling of pride I can feel it, I've been done, I've been taken on the side And so the sun and scratches are renewed It upto years and further flatlands Full of thousands Years of people go more upfield

Than the feeling of cheer Of the sky on me It's time for the clamor you'd see 1 nd 2 nd 2 nd 2 nd 2 nd 2 nd 2 nd ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿� In my heart, I'm a traitor, I don't do the laws of the earth

Shared, shattered, and since the pain on my butt Wash your soul and your shield, watch the sun and your shield I'll do good, I'll be okay Don't get your money, body ready for the storm again ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ‿ʻ ʻ‿ʻ‿ʻ I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born and I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born and I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born and I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born

and I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born and I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born and I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born This has been a production of SmartCo Internet Radio. Sir, only at smodcast.com.