Tell Em Steve-Dave - #370: Tell ‘Em Uber Dave

Episode Date: April 24, 2018

Jiggy joins TESD for a chat, Walt cheats on Tom Brady with Jim Halpert, Bry smells something fishy in a bakery. Music: The Captain Hates The Sea - The Octothorpe

Alright, so I got a quick announcement for people who may be out in the New Hartford, New York area on Sunday, May 6th at 1pm through 5pm. Brian Johnson and myself will be appearing at the 4th wall, Comics and collectible store. Out at 41 New Hartford Shopping Center. I guess that's upstate New York. That's the Sunday, May 6th, the day after free comic book day. So I'm sure it's to be rocking, right? I'm sure there's gonna be tons of people here.

But we'll be up there and we're going to be selling skulls. That's right, you can get your Prussian Kissing Devil Mini skull signed by Brian Johnson and myself between 1 p.m. and 5 p.m. Sunday, May 6th at 4th wall comics and collectibles. So if you're into TSD and you're out in that area, please come out. Please. I got a bad feeling about this one. This is real too. this is not a joke. What's he good looking? Because that's a huge factor when taking a blowtune up from another guy. I didn't know what a jiggy would look like. Everybody around me, not at my house, is I really should eliminate for my life.

I'll help you show them away. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tellum Steve Dave BQ Walt and special guest Jiggy. Jiggy. Walt, you just met Jiggy today? I did. What are your first impressions? What do you think so far?

I heard Jiggy was going to be joining us tonight. In my mind, I didn't know what a Jiggy would look like. Well, you've been open a mostly white neighborhood. I'll cut that out, okay. I'm happy to have him here. Good guy, jiggy's been our opening act for five years now. I like him a lot. Good, anybody that you like you?

I think you're gonna like him. I automatically impede the supposed to liking. Good. Because this is this, we're doing a two-part of this week. Is it two-part or just two episodes and one night? Well, this week and next week are recorded at the same time. Well, let's see if we can leave on a cliffhanger then. All right.

And then I'm gone for possibly six weeks. That's a long time. So no, Tom, see you day for six weeks? Well, I would assume you guys were going to do without me. And I figured if Jiggy hits a home run today, he could be my stand. I'm really up to the challenge. It's a lot.

But that's why I'm here. I think get him just blew his brains out. Oh, if you would get him, the audience would have blown their brains out. All right, then Sunday Jeff for a double suicide pact. Which one get him a kid in the sunset. I mean, he's not off to a great start. I thought he would come in like fire. Yeah, come in hot. He's a professional.

Don't want what was going to recognize me from my biggest performance of all time. But I learned that he came in after... He came in after you, we came in halfway through Colin, playing Masses Quargaard and then you missed it. The biggest night of your life and Walt didn't give a fuck. I wanted to know why. What was so important that you were that late? Um, I wasn't that late. Q told me what time you went on and um, he like a a facto is early. That's not Jiggy.

Okay, that'll tell you the type of guy we're dealing with. He, when we did, Colin Joost was opening for us at the Garden. And Jiggy, how long were you originally supposed to do? I think like seven minutes. Seven minutes, because Jiggy's been with us a long time. We wanted him to, he's a very funny guy. We knew we performed for us. Colin showed up late.

So on the biggest, the most famous stage in the world, Jiggy got the stretch thing past the seven minutes you prepared. It would you end up doing like 15, 20 minutes? Like I think it was close to 15 minutes. It was like almost double the amount of time. Our tour manager came and gave, you know, in front of, I don't know how many people were there a lot, 16, 16, 16,000. Yeah. The stretch, which is, where you were.

I gave you more time, basically, to come see me. I gave you, I double the chances for you to come see me, and you're still then to make it. Um, were you prepared with 15 minutes when you thought you only had to do seven? Uh, I mean, yeah, I have plenty of the material, but like, I had the seven minutes down to the second. He had the mass squared. Yeah, it's a guy had the Dancing were you where you got where you dancing up? That was a homeless dude outside

Onstage like a guy with a big bushy beard Like in spinning records and stuff. No, I think that was the intermission Did you park my car? mission. Yeah. Then you park my car. Well, my boy did. He's that's how he performs on the press. This is a performer.

This is a pro. We're getting it. We're getting a performer to fill the shoes rather than bringing in a guy who, um, who's probably rewalships. And no one likes. We're getting a performer instead of potentially a guy who works a counter at an automotive dealership. Right. And not only that, a performer who, I mean, I had to be nerve-racking, right? To be up there on the stage of MSG.

Oh, yeah. I mean, I was, I was, I was pacing the halls for like two hours before. I got there really early because I wanted to take it all in. But yeah, that, that seven minutes said I had down to the second. I was like working it out all week, make sure that everything was down. So when you're in the middle of that and have to double it, that was a... What kind of humor do you do?

Do you do, is it topical or is it, is it political? No, I don't do anything, no political jokes. Thank you. That's it. You're on. You got the gigs. You work clean too? For it. No, sure to see. You're on. You got the gigs. It is a curse. You work clean too? For the most part. Yeah, I mean, in the spectrum of

of stand-up comedy, yeah, I'm definitely pretty sure you're doing it. Now ready to pull my brain. I don't think I turned anything. What was the most risque joke you told at the garden at night then? I don't think I told anything. No, risque. No, I don't think so. I mean, yeah, I think I kept it. How did it do? He's everything on the guy he he he doesn't complain about taxes he's young and i am he's a good looking guy he he makes jim gaffigan look like Richard

prior the the the the the crusty hard shell that's built up over me over the past few years jiggy jiggy is he's soft soft and pink. He's excited. Yeah, he hasn't been what's the call when you've been beaten down by life and when you look at me when you're second. All right, man, listen, listen, listen, let's go right into it then. And tell us some fucking jokes. You just heard maybe you'll come here early on Wednesdays and they'll help you put out books and shit like that Okay, who knows now cute. Does it change your opinion about?

Baby, you just gonna squeak that fucking You don't know why you want to keep your fucking woman on the guitar She's like it spins Again, why am I driving your wife here every week? It shouldn't you? She needs the tolls and you're coming down anyway. The tolls and shit are just, we're saving up for a little house. A straight house.

That doesn't lean to the left. We're saving up for some straight beams. What it bug you, if you found out that Walt and Jiggy hatched a scheme they purposely, Walt purposely detained Colin in some way so that Jiggy could stretch out. I think that's, I would think that's amazing. I would love that if that happened. That's so much of the better story than him not doing that. Yeah, so we'll see. I mean, Jiggy, are you willing to change your Twitter? What is your Twitter handle? Uh, at Jiggy comedy. But what does it say on the name? Like, you know, you could, you're

at Jiggy comedy is your, is your, I think it's just, I think it says, just Jiggy. Jiggy. Which, are you willing to change that to Jiggy TESD for the weeks that I'm wearing? Yeah, I've been wondering. And then you've got to stand on brand here. And we have to have the little antimoji, right? Yeah, well that's up to you. That's more of a listening thing. More importantly, are you willing to drive my wife down here? Yeah, that's right.

I would have to rent a car and get a driver's license, but I'm willing to do both. I guess I'll look well flanking. So is there any more? He's in. Yeah, I mean well flying. So, is there more? Yeah, I mean, if Q gives his seal of approval, I mean, who am I? Actually, I would think the listeners. I don't know what he called. I think the listeners may have to, you know, they would have the final sign.

Listen to the way in. Listen to the way in. I mean, if it's a a hole I would want to know who I'm up against remember that Trying to like trying to wait on cue as if he was this fucking slave and I think I'm the do shit Yeah, I can't that dude that's Yeah, and I'm in the boss. That dude, that's potentially end this other dude who Sunday Jeff. At first you're not even gonna know he's alive. Yes, are they Jeff? He is a fan favorite though.

He is a fan favorite though. So you'll be up against two long standing tell them Steve Dave, guest appearances. But I mean, if you knock this out of the park tonight I mean, yeah, you know, I mean, baby pupils curiosity did just to hear more It's like you know the that unknown factor fresh fish Yeah, that's what every guy wants to hear Oh, no, we should do the second part

We should we should break first We should we should break first We should in between episodes give him like 10 minutes and do a one true through with him and see how we really fucking The metal okay, yeah, yeah, then your final test will be if you can figure out dyslexia I have dyslexia clues on the on the on the ready if need be all right the way one true through works Alex, you have to tell three stories. Two of them are fake. One of them is true. And we get to ask you question. How is a limited number of questions I forget? Three questions each. And then we all guess as to which one's real or not. And I'd be very good at it if none of you picked the real one. Yes. Yes. And the stories are generally pretty out there. Like, you got to find an interesting story.

And then you can make the other two up, but they got to be fucked up, but believe, not fucked up in like, you know, like a, they could be whatever you want. Yeah, interesting. Three of them are really interesting. Two tall tales. Two tall tales. Two tall tales of the line.

A little concern, Q. You had to tell him that the story said to be interesting. Well, I, because I said fucked up is the other reason why. And I didn't want him to go to that place. We don't need another fucked up individual around here. We got two already. And then we could do a quick mini, a little mini dyslexia. See if he gets them right. And then, then he's definitely in. Okay. I like it. All right. Great. Uh, Jiggy, um, you've seen, uh, he's definitely in okay. I like it. All right great Jiggy You seem he's a nice guy. He's really nice when we were in New Orleans and Uber came and I got into it and the Uber driver is like Are you Mark? I said no she goes, okay? This is Mark's card. I'm like, oh shit. I'm sorry

I don't know who that is that's jiggie. He's real name. I have known the guy for years I That's Jiggy, he's a real name. I've known the guy for years, I didn't know this was Mark. Oh yeah, I can't know the story because so you can't tell that awesome Uber story, which would have been fucked. See that would have been perfect for it, but I know it so you can't tell it. Okay.

But an Uber driver, you wanna tell the story? Oh, well, we were on tour. Yeah. And we were in... Chad Nougat, right? It was, I don't know, it was a small, I think it might have been Greensboro. Okay. I think it was a small town in the Carolinas.

And a girl had given me her number after the show to go meet up with her. At, she gave me an address, I was to a Buffalo Wild Wings, which was 45 minutes away. And the only way he'd get there, because it was a bus tour, was I had taken Uber at four times rate,

it cost me like $75 to get his Buffalo Wild Wings. Nothing happened with the girl and I had to come back at like two in the morning and the Steve, this Uber driver picked me up, guy's name Steve, and he was just convinced as a comedian on tour playing like these venues that I was just getting laid after every show. And when I told him it wasn't the case and actually kind of a sensitive topic, he just would not let it go. And we got that. Why was it sensitive? You just want to talk to him about it. I just I just got because you just fucking lost all your money on a Uber I'm not that kind of girls like I definitely thought you were like you're definitely the kind of girl who's wasting my time

Yes, he is To honestly, I'm a little disappointed that it would take him out. Alright. Like you should have dragged her back to the fucking tour bus and just rubbed it in the Joker's faces. That's not let him get past this bus. This isn't the best part of the story. So anyway, I'm defeated.

This guy Steve, he thinks I'm like this big playboy on tour. I'm told I'm not. And he would not let it go 45 minutes all the way back to the hotel. And truly, you don't want to let Steve down so. No, and Steve I want to... He's about to. We get back to the hotel and he locks the doors and he ends the trip on Uber and he turns around to me and goes I just want to let you know that I've ended the trip and I'd also

love to take you to the parking lot and blow you. We're about to find a what kind of guy Jiggy is Walt. So love to take you to the parking lot and blow you. We're about to find a what kind of guy. Jiggy is Walt. He leaning forward and wrapped into the patient. He knew that you were just, you were trying to hit on a woman. You know, but he just thought that maybe that's where times. Yeah, he's lonely. And we're in the Carolinas.

You just never know. And you're like squealboy. Have a leak. What did area? Was he good looking? Because that's a huge factor when taking a blow from another guy You know he's throwing hail Mary's out there. He's just trying to live his life. You know if he throws a hundred of those You know, maybe a couple guys take up take him up on it. Maybe he's into it. Maybe that's why he drives.

But that's risky, man. I think that success rate is even less than two. I gave him five stars just for the full service. I'm not. So you see, that would have been a great story for one, two, three. Or maybe he could have made it the lie, though, too, if he took it. But I wouldn took it. I know the story. He said he said he told us the next day we're like it's fucking awesome. We're like we're gonna fix this Steve. Well maybe you looked a little down and Steve was like I'll just give I'm not I know he'll

turn me down but I just want to boost his ego a little so he doesn't feel so bad. I mean I'm never forgotten it so. Did it boost your ego a little bit? Because you know I was flattered. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean just getting offered never forgotten it. Did it boost your ego a little bit? Because you mean... I was flattered. Yeah. I mean, just getting offered. Did you? Well, I don't know if I flattered, but I guess it will have been a little bit of... Your spent is what I mean. A little bit of the...

A little bit of a boost of, you know, because you're coming off the... The non-completion of the... Of the... What you really want it. Right. You're still offered something that, you know, was not what you're interested in. Still don't want it. Yeah. Well, what would you would you have painted a change if he got off stage and within two hours he's hucking up with this girl. You would have thought less of a tricky. I don't know. That would really change the dynamics because I mean that Be such a different kind of character than like get him or or Sunday

How far they drive too much confidence on the show. Yeah, that's like that's not like Tulsi days Anything but like a confident it's it's you know, it's Charlie Brown in front of a mic right So he fits right in by being like going way out of his way to not get anything. Whatever you made that night was given the Steve. Would you, I can't believe it ever asked you this before, Jake's, would you have taken it if it was a female driver? I don't, that's not my style. No, I, I, no, I don't think so. So no, dude's no ladies.

No, I believe it. But why would you have taken it from just to someone you attended the show, though? I mean, I'm saying that she's like an attractive Uber driver. Yeah. Like, you know, conventionally attractive. Let's give her a six or a six plus. Wait, is she a North Carolina six or a... Let's say North Carolina. Wow.

Yeah, that's a good question. No, no. Yeah, like across the spectrum, people would give it like a six six six plus I consider it Her nails were a little dirty, but she look good. Yeah With nails dirty thing isn't that's a no for me. Yeah, that's a no thing. I couldn't handle that Mm-hmm. I think a dirty nails on the girls like more of the worst things you could have All right, well you're gonna have your pain it you probably can't see the dirt underneath them anyway. Yeah, maybe they're just painted brown. All right, well, you're still in,

even though Walt's probably not too happy about you attempting to get a blowjob from some dirtball. But you're wishing you'd tell that story now. I am curious. What have you said he had dated her for a couple of months? Thank you. You forgot to know each other. Few dinners and chillies.

It's the next comedy tour that comes around like a year from now and finally, the long distance pays off. I just plant seeds on the first horse. Come back next year. And you can't really have a girlfriend there, right? I have a girlfriend, yeah. Off the market.

Oh god damn Steve, sorry. I am curious. Jiggy, you are a nice guy. You're a wall, you're woke. I'll keep you out of this. I'm just greedy. I'm trying to figure out if a 60-year-old woman says to a 30-year-old guy, calls him Honeybuns. Acceptable, right? I think so. I think so. 60-year-old dude calls a 30-year-old woman, honey buns. I don't think it's menacing, but it's definitely a different tone. Yeah.

Is that sexism? I'm trying to figure it out. Maybe, but... It depends on where it's coming from. It totally depends on the person. I mean, honey buns is a direct comment on an ass. Right, but I mean, if it comes from a place where you're trying to demean somebody, then coming from it totally depends on the money buns is a direct comment on an ass right but I mean if it comes from a place where you're trying to demean somebody and obviously it's

no let's just say it's just like oh hey like you're in you're a waiter you're a waiter a waitress in a restaurant one of the customers called you honey buns say probably excuse me excuse me honey buns yeah, people from the South travel here. Maybe Jiggy's lady was coming up to the sand. I can't believe my nails, Jiggy. Again, I think to err on the side of caution, you probably should find another term of endearment. Not endearment, I don't know if it's just to kind of connect how the waiters and waitresses connect with their clients. They try to use to kind of connect how the waiters and waitresses connect with their clients.

They try to use that kind of like familiar, maybe sweetie. Sweetie would be a better one. Yeah, honey buns, you know, it is going down, it's going below the belt. Yeah. To the buns or to the buns on the... Let's go below, you're making a comment about someone, you know, they're below the belt. Mm-hmm. So, so could be... But do you think she was literally talking about buns? making a comment about someone both, you know, they're below the belt. You know, so it could be. But do you think she was literally talking about buns?

Dangerous. What? Do you think she was literally talking about buns? You did. I didn't. I thought it was just like a honey bun or something. So we said, so we're talking about some. Or honey guys.

I hear buns, I only think one thing. Bums, it's tiny. It ain't hot talks. You think of the can. Yeah. To get back to school. I didn't think of the can, no, untiline hot talks. You think of the can. Yeah. To get back to sleep. I didn't think of the can though until you said it. But now you can't get out of your head?

No, I can't stop thinking about it. Yeah, right. Tell me, see, Dave. Right. Why? Because I heard a lady call some dude, Honeybunz, and I was wondering if a- What was the context with?

At the reverse. It was at a restaurant. And I heard the lady yeah I was down at Cracker Barrow I had occasion to eat some pork gravy that's the only restaurant in Jersey I would think that you could get a you get away with singing it wasn't a cracker barrel was it red Robin it was back in red I was like

I'm all fuck honey buns the shit all right I'll cut that stuff you That's the stuff he can't say. You leave it in, but that's the stuff we were trying to get away from. Well, that's a good one. We're gonna need a little shot collar on this, fucker. Yeah, we hit it. Anytime I voice raises our lowers,

no, I was in a chain restaurant, I heard, and it was like an older lady, 60-ish, like I said, she looked, or she she sounded she had a little bit of a twine. It was a grandma. Could have been a grandma. Yeah. Could have been a grandma. Well I don't think flow's 60 there, right? What in the show? Oh you mean slow like kiss my grits or flow from progressive. Yeah, Chris my grits. I thought you meant progressive. What I said. I don't know what that was. Speech impediment. I'm protected. I don't know what that was. I'm a bitch. Speech impediment. I'm protected.

I don't need this abuse. You could still. I'll sue everybody. I don't give a shit. Yeah, it was just a lady with a bit of a twang, and I was wondering if that was sexism. But don't you think it's like understood that she knows that it's never going to happen with this guy, and that's why it's kind of like okay. Well then why can't I say anything to any girl, because I know it's never gonna happen with this guy, and that's why it's kind of like okay. Well then why can't I say anything to any girl?

Cause I know this is never gonna happen. So I should be able to say whatever the fuck I want. Because you can kill most women with one punch. That's why it takes a menacing air to it. Yeah, I've just honey buns. I fucking just fuck it. You're living a wait for response. Yeah.

I'm crazy. You're fucking crazy. We'll talk about this later. Oh. Here it comes. Where are you trying to get it? I'm not trying to get anywhere. You're still trying to figure out what is sexist?

No, I know what sexist. I'm trying to figure out why the fuck no one else knows what it is. That's what you'm trying to figure out why the fuck no one else knows what it is. Oh. Mm-hmm. That's what you're trying to do. Mm-hmm. You're okay with that? You want to hear some fat news?

Mm-hmm. Um, no, we went to the friars not too long ago. Yes. Where Q did a, a one man show. He's now a fryer, jiggy a fryer. This is, um, oh, isn isn't that where Ted dancing performed? Yeah, and black face Get into that right now

You those are the days where you can get away with stuff like that with a light smack on the wrist and still be considered an American legend He's Ted dancing American legend. Oh, yeah, so you don't think so. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know I mean he hasn't been anything in quite some time But I'm gonna be good place Right now, oh does he what is he? Yeah, it's a good place. Oh, that's a good show He's in a good place I'd like you know, I haven't watched any TV since 1998

He's so foolish yet. He was sucking off Jim from the office. No, just I watch it on DVD. I don't watch network. I don't watch TV at all. It's a smart up. Be a friend. Like if I get to be a friend with Jim. Yeah, we had it before the bikes came on. I was. I saw quiet place and I asked Brian if he saw it. And he immediately raged through it to a blind, fevered rage about how he hates Jim from

the office. And you won't see the movie. And I was. He was always way to see the movie. Yeah, I told you that Jim was in it I looked it up on my phone. I was like fuck this I was shocked He's a star on his six fingers Jim is by far one of the greatest characters to ever come out of a TV sitcom That's a big that's wow. Yeah, it's very bold. It's a little likable

I would I think I mean delusional not fucking bold Are you crazy? Likeable so fucking white bread and average and basic and his fucking brand of humor is so smug like like I may I'm the fucking smartest guy in the room with a bunch of fucking morons You know the uses put it right now. There's a whole bunch of people right now Just their joys just hit the fucking floor listening who are like No, cuz I'm not good looking like Jim so I can Like that

I'm the way I am the way I am But we are fucking five years from jiggie over that you said that was bold I should I take that back not one of the greatest characters I think one of the most likeable like well I agree that Jim from the office is extremely likeable, but he's not the best because he has like no, I don't know. There's there's not much to him But George is a good character sign fell What over to okay, but in the office though, all the characters in the office who would you want to be friends with you couldn't be friends with no I agree with friends with with get them

Basically it is it's like with a less likeable white. I agree that he's the most. He's definitely the most likable. He's the most likable on the show, but I don't think he's the best character on the show. Right, I misspoke, I said. I said, it's not the greatest character to come out of sick. I'm one of the most likable characters. It's just hard to believe anything that you're saying. Well, it's feverishly fucking adjusting his list of... I was wrong. I misspoke.poke I would like to be really if like Jim was a real character I would really really want to be friends with him why what the fuck is so great about what he's not cool What is cool about him cuz he's like do sheep down? He like he has that like like playing pranks

But he's still really good hearted and really does the right thing all the time He's a little bit the voice of reason of the show. He is likeable. I stop. You love fucking prank so much. I stopped to prank from being played on you. I should have let it fucking play out the time I got arrested. And one of the cops was like when I said Walt was coming down to bail me out and he goes,

oh, he's like, should I, he's like, I'm gonna pretend that he fits a description of a guy that was masterating down by the, down in the harbor, and I said, probably that would not be a great idea. You say Jim would have won ahead with that. Oh, Jim would have been like, oh yeah, what a great idea. My fucking best friend Walter, love it.

He likes pranks and hates white. Oh, like Jim would put my keys in jello. He wouldn't be, he wouldn't fucking set me up to get arrested for masturbating What a fucking key party that only you if you're attending So you think get him if get him started taking notes watching the office and acting more Jim like around here You would be like that be like yeah, I would love it like that kind of insightful that kind of like Just kind of insightful that kind of like just all around good good dude yeah you didn't

put up with the jello he was yeah like if I was you're still in the mic like if you're just pulling all the mic Mike knows he actually Mike knows he can complain. Jim's untouchable. Get him so soon as hair like him with the great. He should be him for Halloween at least. You couldn't hang out with Michael Scott. Complete. More Michael's F6. No. Completely un-completely annoying and add a touch of reality.

You couldn't hang out with him for more than an hour, a real Michael Scott, right? No, Jim is easily the most likeable to hang out with from the show. More so than Ellie Kemper. I forget her name. The girl who would be saying this. Yeah, girl who would be going to reception and stuff. Oh, yeah. I was like Dwight down in the...

I like Dwight too. Yeah. He was my favorite character in the show Dwight. Dwight. Yeah, he lives my neighbor actually I see him at my coffee shop all the time. Oh, I grew out a huge beard. You never recognize me really yeah He's he's probably the funniest character, but likeable. Yeah, wait on the office. I'll give you Jim I've never I've never seen anyone speak about him with such sparkle in their eye go on the internet There is a ton to tons of Jim and Pam Pages devoted to their romance and their relationship and how much he is adored by a certain segment of the KWW dot Jim is God dot com next-lash Waltz place

Did you ever see the British one? Yeah, love it. Yeah, I like the British one a lot. Yeah, I mean, I love both versions. It's rare when you can see somebody make a remake or a reimagining of something so good as the British version and then hit the pinnacles they did with their version as well. But the American version does what all American versions do, which is going on too long. Well, I mean, it's well. Yeah, it's cash cow. I know, I understand why they would. But it's just like the quality decline so drastically, I think. Like, so

for a spader, I thought spader was pretty interesting, is Robert California? Yeah, I mean, I agree that I like him better than I like Jim. I thought the next to last season was a tough season, but I thought they they kind of rebounded in the last season and the finale was good. I thought and everything leading up to that as they knew it was ending. There was it it was emotional for people who were into the office. I imagine you pounding on your TV screen like a graduate like Mr. Jim. the graduate like Mr. Jim. Wow. Yeah. Didn't like it. Anyway fat news. So we so we went to the friars and we met a bunch of people there and I think her name was Holly. I think her name was Holly. I can't remember. A girl who seemed to have a love-hate relationship with me. She doesn't like certain things I say,

and she certainly doesn't like fat news. Doesn't like fat news. Doesn't like it, so I want to dedicate this one to her. And recently, the three of us signed up to something called Hunter Killer. Hunter Killer. Hunter Killer Inc. Yeah, it's like you get this box each month.

It's like a monthly box wall. Yeah, like Lucry. Yeah. Yeah, except it like you get this box each month. It's like a monthly box wall. Yeah, like Luke Greek. Yeah, yeah, except it gives you all these tools and information so that you can work on a case. Yeah, work on a case. Yeah, I do channel. Yeah, well, deal with me. I'm reading a book right now, I get them

and I still can't get through. I don't know if I have fucking 14 months. I don't know if I have time. I don't know if I have fucking 14 months. I don't know if I have time. I don't know if you've got a serial killer. From this book is Don't Need Tomatoes. That's the only thing. Get them said it again. Get it again.

No, no, no. It's a nightshade. No, he's lying. No, there's been a lot. Like it's really, it works on your brain too. Just to get you out of speed, Walt, and get them a reading Tom Brady's autobiography together. So far they learn so far they they learn don't eat tomatoes and don't and don't work out.

No, no, no, don't don't work on muscle. Flexibility is more important than building like, uh, then building like, you know, these guys in a fell, they look like that, like they could stop a stop a bullet you know they're so chiseled but he Brady is saying he hasn't he's remained un-injured for so long as because of his flexibility. Yeah like a lot of band work and uh yeah like not heavy lifting. And you know too that he uh he is repulsed byork the smell of strawberries and not getting and so people in the wingland of austin everyone knows that he doesn't drink he doesn't drink gatorade he drinks his own little concoction on the

sideline is like water with like lemon seeds and like weird he doesn't he's like he's his own person on the sidelines he has his own people care of him and he's a he's a i mean you can't argue with success of it so it's a, I mean, you can't argue with success. So it's hard to be like, well, you know, like to look at him, like, cock-eyed because, you know, the stats back up, whatever he's doing, I would have to say is working. Right.

Yeah, but I mean, he's using that diet to like play footballs. I like, I don't know, like, what's the, are you trying to like, is it like a weight loss thing? Or, no, no, it's more about, I'm trying to, I should be. I'm for you. I'm trying to like, is it like a weight loss thing or? Uh, no, no, it's more about, I'm trying to... Should be. I'm for you. I'm trying to... Get a meatous look.

He's head space. His way of thinking and his positivity, it's like, I'm surrounded by people who aren't. I figured it out by reading this book. Everybody around me, not at my house, is I really should eliminate for my life. I'll help you show them away. Just point me in the right direction. Who are these mysteryers? So I read it.

I've been reading this book has shown me that like I really am surrounded by people who are, who are, have me by the bottom of my feet and my ankles and are dragging me down into a pit of like old balloon animal plan to get through the float. His outlook and his my and his philosophies on life and everything are really what I'm trying to extract from it and the guy of the guy who left earlier that that get him dude I'm trying to like drag him along with me and be like man really pay attention to what he's saying here because he we can implement these things in our life too just we don't have to win a Super Bowl to be winners we

could just have a great day we could have a great way to dance. We're the assholes. You wrote a book he sold it. I mean, yeah, I mean, the guy is, it's like he's Michael Jordan the football with all the championships, all the, I mean, doing it at an age that's unheard of, right? Yeah. I mean,

jiggies confirmed it. I mean, at this stage of his life, he should be in the broadcast booth, not setting records, playing football. Yeah, and especially the way the game is today, I agree with you. I mean, it's astounding what he's doing at his age. And it really is, I think people take it for granted because no other human being up at this point in history at his age is doing what he's doing on the level like it's unheard of and it has to be you have to start getting paying attention

to the way he's leading his life I think. Why is a fuck about not implement what he's doing and try to take it to take it to take it to take it to make it. No, it's a lot more than that. What positive Positive my? You know, I think about positivity. It's about not being so prone to be a fucking nasty, angry jerk off. What if that is your only strength though? He went with his strengths. That word not is what you think he was right out of the womb. He was this super positive and he took challenges and instead of like turning his back back on a challenge Yeah, and ignoring it and being like fuck it. I don't care about it He hit he always would hit it straight on even if he failed though. It's got heart. Yeah, that's that's It's unmeasurable heart

Hmm, you know what's not proper pronunciation such as immeasurable You know what I meant and everybody everybody listen to those new way? See, that's why you gotta stay friends with me. We gotta short-hand you all out here. You're not fucking going anywhere, motherfucker. So, I just, yeah, to use the sports guy. Who's your, what's your sport? Wait, he almost played professional baseball. I played college baseball down floor. And he got arrested on the field. He was really good.

Uh, shortstop? I was a pitcher. We were not talking about an Uber with a fucking Steve. I thought that I like 86. Really? Yeah, but I'm not a big guy, so that was half a pound. What was your, what was your, what was your pitch? My outpitch is my curveball. Curveball?

Yeah. They still outlawed the spitter. I'm not a baseball guy. What? The spitter still outlawed? I don't know. I'm not in the Steve's Uber. I'm just going baseball guy. What? The spitter still out what? I don't know. Not in the Steve's Uber. I'm just gonna keep it all by you. Are you sure this guy played ball?

But spitter, what do you mean? Like, spitball? Like, spitball. Oh yeah. Is it still out? What? We never played with, I've never even heard of that. You never heard of this. I suppose. You know what?

I'm not a throw a spitball. Well, check, I'll do it. I've played, I've played. I'll do it. You're like 3,000 baseball. You're like 30 or 7th throw to spitball. What? This is like school yard 1973 baseball. Well, check, I played a whole three thousand baseball This is like school yard 1973 baseball term you Don't remember sexual page what year are you at college? I graduate in

2009 holy shit. How old is this guy? He's like 30 years old. He's a kid. He's talking about a spitter. I don't know what that is. What do you spit on the ball? A spit ball is an illegal baseball pitch in which the ball has been altered by the application of saliva, petroleum jelly or some other forms. You just haven't ever heard Gaylord Perry? Were you born petroleum jelly on the where we're getting the the cream from? Can you look up Gaylord Perry on your phone real quick? Well I happen to know that when Mike and Ming were in up in Charlie, they were constantly spitting up petroleum jelly. I don't even have to call each other Gaylord. Gaylord.

I don't know. I think I'll get a hold of him tonight. No, here I go. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no We're both key lights. All right, now let's go to the dugout

He has to know when you're a baseball team. No, we know play paradise. I've ever done so paradise But it does He's round and third Yeah, they're on the bench. You're on the street. Not even have a baseball diamond. He's like, oh, he's out. No, he's safe. Safe. Safe. I found Gaylord Harry. Right. So what do you want me to, he's born and he would put Vaseline in his hair. Okay. Could he would look all sweaty? He would go to his, you know how, you know how pictures you were, picture you your hands you took your hair he put Vaseline in his in his jock how did you get to risk it? yeah make your whisper that

like you say jock and he was known notorious for throwing the spit ball spit ball it is so crazy a pitch you can't control it say outlawed it well you know now I'm doing research Perry claims he was taught the spitball in 1964 a little before my time. It's not like pitch is I'll Bob what's the fastball? I mean it's not like a fastball

It was never in the vernacular. We never talk about Spitter I don't know what you're talking about I never accept that either like people are like Why wasn't even born then it's like I don't know anything about prior to 1967. It didn't play the game like that. I don't know what a spitter was. Are you sure you weren't just in like a tea ball league? It's fantasy. So you say, do you have a break and ball?

Yeah. Yeah. I threw a curve ball from a couple different spots. Yeah, I didn't. Change up. Change up. Change up curve ball fastball. So you were from three different angles. One, two, three. One up. Change up. Change up. Curb off fastball.

So you're from three different angles. One, two, three. One, two, three. Well, actually, change up is four and a wiggle. Yeah, you're right. I was just testing. I was just testing you right there. I was just seeing it.

Because you didn't know the game looked perry. I want to make sure you're hearing what I was talking about. Home mother league. I'm learning a whole other thing. My credibility goes out the window. I played the game legally. I'm a good boy. Put on this apron and go make me a coffee.

What does it seem like a cheeky being a green? It's a conundrum in there. What a what doesn't seem like it to give you a doing great The conundrum in So after you graduated that like did you think you might go you said you went to the minors? Are you almost no? I had some friends get drafted I mean professional baseball is a huge vacuum I mean that they take so many guys and like even if you get drafted You know, they have 30 or 40 rounds of are people getting drafted and you get you're lucky if you get even like 500 bucks, 600 bucks to go play. I don't know,

that I just didn't see I didn't get drafted, but even if I did, you know, most guys play a few months and then they're out. Did you play against anybody who made it to the pros? Yeah, no like huge names, but yeah, I mean in my league, like I played down in Florida, college balls, like, you know, all the teams that we played and even my team week, we had guys get drafted every year, but no huge names. And stuff. Is that your sports? I just don't follow it or no. Yeah, you know, I played so much. I played so much in college and just growing up that I actually don't watch that much baseball anymore, just because I played.

It's a gigantic baseball fan, till gigantic baseball fan till he got busy. Till he got busy. Now I think it's one of the reasons he's not as happy as he, you know. It's very happy now. Well, when you went through, you should be. You know it's happy to talk Brady. No, I'm not. I just love baseball, man.

I did. I used to have season tickets to the Yankees. Me and Sally used to go to at least 40 games. 40? 40? We would get a 25 game package and then we would go. We would go past that. I love going to games.

I don't watch many on TV anymore. But I love going out to again. I'll go to like three or four games a year just to like be out there. But I can't go to get a lot of 40 games is a lot. Who's your team? Stupid on employees. I'm just. Oh, where are you from?

Lexington, Mass. Right? So you must be you must like Brady's a god, right? To you. you no I mean We back in breaking in mass chooses in New England He's a good you not could you come from there at the not consider him like I mean he's talented I like I'm not gonna yeah You got a something like I'm like you

Am I wrong in saying that were you back home? Oh, everyone he's just ease. It's like Jesus Brady and then their kids and make Bill Brady first I just had I just had one of my friends just had a For a rough six weeks buddy Yeah, I'm raised God He's like wicked awesome fucking idiots He just had a daughter named her Brady who did this friend of mine from back to the box He named and obviously after Tom from Brady

And then and she was born on March 28th and His first thing he came to his mind is like that's how much the patrons were losing in the Super Bowl two years ago Yeah, it came back. Wow. It was three to 28 It was meant to think thought that that was like it was all coming together The football gods are are looking down on his daughter who has no idea what's going on yet yet She'll be raised, you know she you know see if he stays in that area raised or indoctrinated which you know for no offense jiggy but your friends a douche anymore I think yeah I didn't cosine on the name thing I think that's too far I like I

like support the teams I don't I don't live in die by it I've never got a paycheck from any of my teams winning no but I mean it's to watch, but it's like I don't care that much. I don't live and die by it. It's a it's a distraction. Oh, that a lot of people need. Like tell them Steve Dave. It's a distraction. It is.

That's some people need. Yeah, but I don't think they get as wrapped up in it as people do with sports. Oh, I know. do with sports. I would say not not nearly as many sports fans, but I get my fair share of people who are who are pretty crazy with some of the things they write in and how how into it they are. Well, I hear I hear Q gone for six weeks. Yeah. And I feel that feels like how it must feel when you're like when your devil's lost a larger year than the playoffs. Yeah, I'm actually we're gonna resurrect Bucknotts. What's up? No, it's gonna be a bad luck. Yeah, I play tonight. That's why I turned

off all my devices. I'm recording it. But this is the first playoff game I've missed because and I did it for Tom Steve David. Did you get out the old VHS tape? No, I just DVR it, but like I knew Q wasn't gonna be around and knew I knew I couldn't skip out on these last couple of night episodes with you know, Q being gone for so long. I sacrifice. I am going to we did I'm going to record movie updates and send them in. That's good. You can do some some what do they call it like, field reporting on location? Yeah, I'll do some on location stuff for the border. Yeah, so I'll be still be here when I do cover works. You would sell it to. Yeah. I can tell you already what sells up to. He is ordering room service at 10 p.m. I'm falling asleep on watch TV every night for six weeks. Yeah, that's what he's doing.

All right. Well, you guys are getting along pretty well so far with all this sports shit. Yeah, I'm digging it. I'm digging. I'm digging to somebody that knows a little bit about sports. Yeah. So manly stuff.

Yeah. Let's talk more about Tom Brady less about you scoring blow jobs. This is a table for men. This is a table for men. Oh, that news. We've been trying to get the fat news. Oh yeah, we never even heard anything like that. Yeah, I got fat news. It's a little bit old, but I'm curious to see what you guys think about this.

A teenage just happened like two weeks ago. A teenage girl has one praise for her response when a woman fat-shamed her in a bakery, okay? So this girl was waiting to order six cupcakes at a bakery in Indiana. When she overheard a woman behind her say, let's hope this fat bitch doesn't buy all the cupcakes. Whoa, that's not fat-shaming, that's pretty fucking. That's pretty direct.

That's fat bullying. Yeah, that's pretty fucking fun. But rather than turn around and say something to the woman, she responded by buying all the cupcakes in the bakery. Yeah, good excuse. Which cost her $54. She shared what happened on Facebook and the post has gone viral,

acquiring over 74,000 reactions and 25,000 shares. She says, tonight it was really petty. So I saw on Facebook that a local bakery was having a sale on everything before. They closed tonight. I headed over there, there was Lady Blah, blah, blah. And she retells what I kind of just told you. She was originally going to buy six. Then she bought the rest, which were $54 on how many that was. She's a student

in a Starbucks barista. She says she taught a woman the lesson by walking away with all, okay, it was 20, 20 megacides cupcakes, which are three times the size of the regular. What was the lesson? I'm not clear to not to not that shame. She deprived. She deprived them of the cupcakes they want. Yeah, I thought that was the lesson like, yeah, you make fun of me. Now you can't eat them. Now you can't buy one.

Then she politely asked the two women if they would open the door for it because her hands were a bit full and they reluctantly obliged. She then shared the big goods with her family and colleagues and blah blah blah blah. Received a positive response. You go girl for standing up to yourself. You're a hero. You're a role model. Okay. Now, I don't know about hero. Okay. Now, here's, uh, here's the, you throw that word around your character. Oh, yeah. I agree. Here's big trouble. She's fat. Um, let me see.

She won't work. Hmm. Yeah, my pet. Um, I don't understand why she's a hero. Well she's a hero because she stood up for herself, Jiggy, in this alleged incident. Are you maintaining it? Whoa. Not only am I maintaining it didn't happen. The first person who can bring me evidence that it did in fact not happen, I'll give you a thousand dollars. It has to be proven, disproven, because I went right after this happened, because I think

she's a liar. I don't believe this is true. I don't believe it's true, and I'll tell you why, because the next day, the bakery sent her more cupcakes, because evidently 20 wasn't enough, so they sent her more cupcakes as a thank you or whatever. How would they send it to her, though? How would they know her information cupcakes as a thank you or whatever how would they know her her Information, I don't know well who the fuck follows a bakery on Facebook to see like one they're gonna have half off cupcake sales

That's odd right don't you think do you think what do you think that said this lady be in line didn't say anything And maybe she looked at her funny and maybe eyes looked like I don't even know if there were any other ladies behind her What I think is that she and this cup, this cup, cakeery, concocted this scheme to bring attention to themselves in a viral way to the bakery. That's risky for the bakery to be like. They would have, that's like really role in the dice that it couldn't backfire on them.

Do you think that's smart? At social media stuff? I don't know. I don't know. You don't have to be smart just have to be shrewd and underhanded and To do shit Really bother me. Well first off saying that like No

Did you try to tell me the story and I was just like, I didn't even, I don't even know. He doesn't, we were talking about it. He doesn't believe it either, because when I read it, I was like, wait a second, this seems strange. First off, she's not a role model because she's likely pre-diabetic. She's morbidly obese.

It's not like, oh, she's chubby. Well, let's say it is true though. If it's true, then they shouldn't have said it, but she's still not a fucking role model. Well, for standing up for herself, the one you want to say, just stand up for herself, if somebody made a disparaging remark and she would want you would want her to kind of flip the tables and, you know, and give her the flip and the tables is up to me. What would want her to do? Flip the tables and make them feel and kind of do something that you could still be,

she handled it without, like, you see some people on the social media, they smack somebody or they, you know, they, they, they, Well, it's dark. Yeah. You know, they do something, you know, that they, they get so emotional, she handled it pretty, if it's true, I think it a good way. I would want Sage to stand up for herself and I would definitely want her to get a public relations firm to start handling her Facebook account immediately after it fucking happened Is that what happened to this lady?

Yeah, she hired a firm. By the time I got there, which wasn't that much longer, it's like there's some company. Well, you wanted to make it? No, online. Oh, on her Facebook. The bakery's Facebook. No, her Facebook was being hand, and she's writing shit like, oh my God, you share one thing, and suddenly everybody

wants to friend you, because that's not what every fucking teenager wants is a billion fucking followers. Oh, she's 17 or 18, something like that. So I think there's a couple of things here at that point to this being bullshit. And even if it's not, even, that's why I said, I think there's certain, there's a couple things here at that point to this being bullshit. And even if it's not, I said I think there are. And even if it's not bullshit,

I don't see it as a feel good story. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't get, you're poning somebody though. I thought you would, you would, you would cheer anybody. I like when somebody is being a dickhead. I like the poning, but then the subsequent idolatry

that comes along with it. She's not responsible for that. She is if she starts getting people to handle a shit for her because she wants to be famous. Two things. One, I would think that you, let's say, let's at the moment accept the story is true. There's a certain level of pettiness in buying all the cupcakes that I think that you would enjoy.

There are a couple things about the story. I definitely appreciate the pony, the penniness. Okay, but then, well, you know my take on the Kardashians, which is like God bless them. You would officially run officially. No, both. I've said it many.

I don't have an unofficial one. I've said many times, making money, they're making money. Money, money. That's it. So it's just like, now you're presenting me with someone who is seeing an opportunity and is trying to ride the wave to get a little something out of to wet a beacock. But is she exploiting something that actually means something to other people?

There's tons of people. But I respect that. But don't you, you don't respect that? I actually like her more if we're if we're excluding the fatties Yes, but and all the fatties are like you're a role model great. We can all keep the impact still be a role model and still Tom Bay really wrote a fucking book Until yeah, she said she's not even any to me personally

Get something out of it you can do you can do both Wait, sorry, I said that again. You could still be a role model and while also wetting your beak for yourself in process. Why is she a role model? Because she stood up for herself instead of just walking out of there, like most people would feel ashamed and crying. She walked out of there and she made a statement without getting violent,

without getting emotional. She just brought the cupcakes and was like, you know, she didn't turn around and no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and immediately hires a firm because why not be famous over big a big fatso who bought a bunch cupcakes. Yeah, but isn't the whole isn't the big wild card of what the post was? Her tone in that post could make her completely likeable or completely not likeable. Obviously, it must have been like well, she was likeable for sure. But like, what was the post? Do you know what the post was? She goes to picture where she like, I can't believe this happened. Like, I feel she wasn't like that. No, she was okay.

Tonight, I was really petty. No, she was okay. Tonight I was really petty. I saw that on Facebook. A local bakery was having a sale on everything before they closed tonight. So I headed over there. There was a lady in front of me getting a cake and a lady behind me with her friend, I guess the lady

in the front. A lady in front of me took forever getting her cake and a lady behind me was really impatient and talking loudly about it. And route, oh, rudely talking about it. She misspelled rudely. I ignored it until the lady in front of me left. And as I rudely talking about it. She must have spelled rudely. I ignored it until the lady in front of me left. And as I walked up to the counter, the lady turned to her friend and

says, thank God. Now, let's hope this fat bitch doesn't buy all the cupcakes. I don't, I'm having a hard time buying that so much. And I just say one thing. And just, and just please just hear me. I'm hearing you. The fact you're more angry at the, at the lady you brought the cupcakes, more so than at the people who were dickheads, that's the difference between you and Tom Brady. No, it's not because it's the big difference. Well, he would he would see the right through with the like the what the real with the real heart of the story is in that there's that these people were rude and abusive to somebody for no reason whatsoever other than their own desire to have cupcakes. Right. And the need to do to insult this person for no reason whatsoever.

And you're more angry at the lady who brought the cupcakes. It sounds like I'm angry at the lady that I know actually exists. Not the other two who may or may not exist, but you don't know that though. So you're going to handle it. I need to know how the fuck Tom Brady's gonna handle it? Hey, I'll come on. Tom Brady's not fucking following bakeries on a fucking Facebook page and be like, whoa, have off.

From what I've read. Right, yeah, I don't know, I don't know for sure, but from what I read, it's, I would bet. Does he cut kicks? I would bet, no, I don't think, I think he would, but if they were organic and probably not chocolate though. And that's why not chocolate. Definitely not strawberry.

Right. But the fact that you're right, Q, isn't it weird that he's more, again, he's angry at something that might not be true. He's created a narrative in his head to support, to build a foundation, to put, like, to build a foundation of anger on. Like you've created whether it's true or not, we'll never know. And like you've despite your bounty on the truth. You created it just to be angry at it. You're mad, you're mad because she's milking it. Not that it happened. But

there's that a reference like she's a cow or something. But the milking's a great one. Spectable part to me. The milking it. Yeah, I don't know. It doesn't like, I I don't go online and when I do this is the kind of shit I see like this is a kind of stuff. I don't believe that I really don't really don't I Fucking get them sent it to me block would not be a way out of block them you got a block because this is this is Wasn't you to create serious your head that aren't there aren't even real and you're getting angry about them if I Didn't have that I'd have nothing

I need something let's say that I thought those understood Yeah, it does seem like a like Either way I kind of I kind of respect this woman If she's making it up for attention and attention leads to money, then I respect her. And if she really bought all the things just to fuck you to those two women behind her, I respect that too. I can't, I'll have to say, I couldn't agree on that though.

She made up the entire story. It's hard to be like a respecter. And it's kind of like... Especially she would be in coots with a bakery. And really they're only doing it to capitalize on people's bad feelings about themselves. We did a whole fucking storyline about my trial for the same fucking purpose. The same thing.

That's true. Like true. I don't know, man. It just seems like. I just can't let you, but then we didn't go on and have some fucking News corporation take over our social media so that it can be no no properly because that's where like the world Like they just package and sell bullshit That's all that goes on you don't

You got to stop you had a block in them And anybody and anybody who like that's the that's what Tom Brady would tell you. He'd be like, you gotta block these people who are feeding you these unnecessary stories to just to get you riled up. A lot of people do it. I see it on Twitter all the time. Like, hey, did you see this? Because I think people want me to be met. Yeah, I don't know. Just they why. It they want they want you in an early grave They want they want you Raging you know at the at the sky for no good reason Could be I don't know why they would want that. That's not a good listener then

trolling me maybe But there's other parts of the story where I'm that I'd be curious about you so she posts that Mm-hmm and does it immediately go viral or does it go viral because you hired a PR firm? There's other parts of the story where I'm that I'd be curious about you so she posts that and Does it immediately go viral or does it go viral because she hired a PR firm? Does she get like 20 likes but then hires a PR firm trying to milk it more? It's just viral and then she hires a PR firm to manage. It seemed like it seemed from I mean there's only so much to the story that they're willing to report It seems to me that she put it out there, I guess maybe a caught on and then some fucking PR firm that does this kind of shit contacted her and was like, Hey,

do you want to be fucking famous for being fat and buying all the cupcakes? And she's like, yeah. And then they're like, all right. But right now, I mean, what like, what can you like, are you familiar with the Kashmillo side girl? Yes, okay To me as much as like the Kardashians like Represent a low the Kashmir outside girl. I think is even lower in terms of who they who she appeals to To find her entertaining I

Don't understand I can't get my head around it. Do you know how the Kashmir side girl? No idea what you talking about some 14 year old girl who was on what's the doctor Phil? Dr. Phil. Okay. And she was blathering on and on. She was one of those. I don't know how hard time believing you're not going online because I don't think you're watching Dr. Phil. Oh, this is this is from a while ago. Oh, okay. Yeah. This is how holding targets in this, we have been teenagers. I have a 13-ager that I'm standing up for next.

Oh, oh. And I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, don't talk. We've been talking about the next time. Because we want people to come up. Yeah, we're an hour in, sir. We're an hour in, you wanna wrap this one up? Well, let's talk about the Kashmian side girls.

We'll do that. And then the next week, you guys get to listen Brian's ideal teenager. Yeah. You want to wrap this one up? Well, let's talk about the Kashmiri side girls. We'll do that. And then the next week you guys get to listen Brian's ideal teenager. Yeah. And Jiggy's one truth. And I think you'll, I think everyone will agree. All right. All right. And it's not fucking David Hogg.

Okay, so here's the, this is a girl wall that is very, very, very comb combative like one of those You're not damn it. Have you ever seen anybody not be able to fucking control their iPad? Because it's fucking broken. It's treating fucking fall out. He's treating it as if it's alive. Like it's a fucking animal in his hand the way he's touching it, right? My face is broken.

It's the hands are shaking. The fucking iPads are moving around as if it's fucking possessed. Like it doesn't want to be in your in your mitts Again the case is broken so keep falling out and I don't want it to share Then you're like touching it and like about it this furious pace it's strange. Okay, so So this girl is this is a juggie weekend. We got so this is it We can we out so this is it Never seen ever seen anybody except somebody who's never touched an IVB for hold it the way he just did right there

So so doctor, doctor Phil has this girl on yeah, and she's And she's one of these boot camp girls who doesn't behave she She fucked 15 people already. She does drugs. She drinks. She parties whatever the fuck So he's like, hey, why do you do this and and this exploiter? He exploiter basically and this is her response If if you can fucking understand it you fucking think wins hard to understand You know my goal is Because you're too straight wise? Nope. You know all these holes that are like so funny. So, I'm not the only one. It's like the left and the other.

Did you say the holes are laughing? Yes. So, the audience are about to ho. Oh, yeah. It looks like it's not synced up. K-SIMS, how about that? K-SIMS, how about that? K-SIMS, how about that?

K-SIMS, how about that? K-SIMS, how about that? Oh, yeah, it's not it's not sinked out Now that phrase She's saying catch me outside how about that? Yeah, let's fight basically me me outside became a whole fucking thing To the point where now she's a rapper. She has this huge Instagram Instagram following she's she's I would say she's famous right yeah I mean she's and it's created a couple other monsters this is a brand new one that just happened at Coachella what you know about Coachella but there is no about Coachella no no he's not online he doesn't know yeah I gotta be on a fucking computer to know

how to fucking coach now what the fuck. What the fuck, what work do you live in? Shit, duty of duty. Like, you're on stage's life. I do not go online and look this shit up. I do not know the challenge. Because I listen to the fucking radio. I listen to the fucking gym in Sam. I listen to already an empty, I like, I hear shit.

I'm not fucking pretty, I'm just like, they gotta wear everything around me. And I do want to encourage all the girls to, and if you took pictures at Coachella, make sure, you know, with a Snapchat filters, make sure you put them on your Instagram because they're so fucking cute. That's it.

Well. That's it. That's all I have to say. There's another fucking 40 year old women with fucking Snapchat, fucking clowns and shit. See, that's the thing. I don't like those filters with that put the like any I do judge people who do like the dog face and the ears. It's like stop it

I anytime I see that on anybody's like social media. I'm just in my mind. I'm like idiot I'm like this is not a person I want my life so I hear you, but I don't get upset about it Any of the book He doesn't bring up what he doesn't like He only talks about only makes it seem so he's not a real human being is what you're saying He plays He's not a real but they also made transcendent to his real life He he doesn't have the same go-tos that that I see around me by everybody around me

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Ryan Sauer knew that and he knew it so fast that really bummed me out that he got those that quick so I'm back to try to stump You you unilateral thinkers This week this the week I think I think I think I think it's gonna take at least longer than five minutes this time. Alright so clue number one. Pacifist, heat, pacifist, heat. Clue number two. Yamakas max minus plugs butt. Again, Yamakas max minus plugs butt.

And clue number three, cat Bible Yor. Again, cat Bible Yor. And we know the rules here. If you send your answers in to KMU2 at Gmail also tell me the theme of those three clues and the first one who answers correctly will win your own very own mini Prussian kissing skull and again as always just want to throw it out there. Don't feel like playing, find it's too hard, you know, it's too challenging. You can always just go buy your own Prussian

kissing mini skull over at tellmsteve.mergetable.com. All right. All right. See you next week. Or hear you next week. All right. So those were the dyslexia clues. Again, just wanted to do another quick reminder about a Brian and I's upcoming appearance at the fourth wall comics and collectibles up in New Hartford, New York. That's a dress would be 41 New Hartford Shopping Center. It's gonna be Sunday, May 6 between the hours of one and five and again Little and orthodox, you know what we're appearing after free-compook day the biggest day of the year for the compilk industry

But you know, we're bringing the skulls. So I figure that's that offsets the fact that will be they are 24 hours after free comic book day Yeah, if you but again Not a lot of time to get the word out. So that's why I'm doing this double push here at the end of the show Yeah show. Yeah, if you're in the Tulm Steve Dave and you could find it within yourself to make the trip out there. I'll smile. I'll be happy.

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