Tell Em Steve-Dave - #371: Daddy Edgar

Episode Date: May 2, 2018

Bry celebrates a true American Hero. Q considers running for office. Jiggy plays 1-true-3. Music: Scott E. Wells - Free

I think he passed them his being gay a little bit. Daddy. She's got fat tits and it's not her fault. Helen Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell Him Steve Dave. Part two with Jiggy, we're going to see if he has what it takes, right? Walt, to fill the large Italian loafers of one brain wins. Well, the reaction after last week's episode has been amazing. They loved them. They've been real.

I mean, the responses that I've seen online and in my email inbox have been like, they want more jiggy. Maybe I'm in danger of not coming back? I mean, I wouldn't go that far, Q, but I mean. The days of like 80% less Q are long. Oh yeah. Long over. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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For the unfocused anger. Inarticulate rage. In between... Yeah, they were the cliffhanger, was you were going to tell us about a teenager you were proud of? I was, but instead I'm going to... In between recording these gittems sent me something. Oh.

Yeah, he says that Amanda Clarece is now attracted to men after taking pain killers. Whoa! Some guy. For a lot of excuses, that's a new one. That's... Is it a famous guy? That's like next level.

I don't think so. Oh, a man. I thought you said Adam. I thought you said Adam. Why is he sending this fucking shit? Block him. Stupid asshole. It's like, what was that great?

It's like to read the fucking article, you gotta take like a survey. I'm telling you right now. Which means he took that survey. Oh yeah, yeah, he gets paid to take surveys. Does he really? Yeah, he gets like a 10th of a cent. And it goes into an account

so you can play some sort of video game. What? Yeah, he takes, he takes countless surveys and gets a 10th of a cent credit. And he uses that credit to buy upgrades on some game he's playing. That can't be worth it. A a tenth of a cent credit and he uses that credit to buy upgrades on some game He's playing that can't be worth it You would sense you would not only sorry free time this motherfucker has Still something you know he's done stuff. He's done it while he's been a word great. Oh

He's on service on your time. Yeah, I just earned a Mario coin or whatever Oh, I was not serious on your time. Yeah, I just earned a Mario coin to whatever the fuck. So yeah, I was gonna tell you about a girl that I think, and Q, I'm positive you'll fucking agree. All right. Is a real hero, not some fucking cupcake buy-in. Oh, fucking iPad man. Why'd you just take it off the watch?

Mother fuck that iPad. You didn't, I've never seen you so like, out out of whack with I got my wife shaken fucking pill bottles over there like she's Gary old man in the fucking professional I think I like you called cats by shaking the camera as she gets you like she shakes a pill bottle you like what? I like you don't like Beethoven So this is a real hero. It's a Florida teen not the one that's all fucking anti-gun and shit Talking about Lizzie Martinez a 17 year old high school student who say officials gave her bandages to cover her nipples when she went without a broad school I was probably looking up teen nipples and this Oh, oh, shit. Someone said this thing too, right? I was probably looking up teen nipples and this happened to pop up.

Now I can't remember how I found this out. It might have been on Twitter because I do go on Twitter at times and sometimes like the news things come up. She was asked to cover her nipples because it was a distraction for other students. She decided not to wear a bra under her gray long sleeve shirt and Some school officials felt she became a target of her classmates stairs one those shit. Yeah, all right They wish you what she was it were they sizable? Her nipples. I think they're pokey's you know, I was just like I don't think you could see through it I think what when they say see through I think you just see like the outline of the Pratuberance. Yeah, but when you're 16 or indeed 42 that's very distracting very distracted. Yeah, Rachel on friends I think you just see like the outline of the the The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The Valesquez, the school dean called her into the office. She said she felt like she was being bullied by fellow students, but Oh, let's see. So anyway, so the the dean says you need to put a shirt on under the long sleeve shirt to try to tighten her breasts or constrict them.

Oh, wow. And then she asked me to move around. Apparently the second shirt was not enough because she was then sent to the nurses office and they gave her four bandages to to cover each nipple leaving her in tears That was like that would leave me in tears if I was her classmate. I'd be like they covered you up Yeah, I'm just thinking Wendy O'Williams remember her oh, yeah punk rock I used to put the plasmatics. She used to put the the the black tape over them and yeah electrical tape Yeah, the tape. Yeah. The Janet Jackson thing. Yep.

No, no, that wasn't. Yeah, that was, that was, Yeah, the nipple black floss. It was like a Aztec son type thing or something, right? Yeah. The matter was brought to the attention of the office for a review. This is, all these are going on because girls aren't wearing a bra.

She violated the dress code by dressing in a way that distracted other students and that school officials were only trying to help fix the violation. So girls, how hard is that if you're a male teacher being like you gotta put a bra on? You don't say it, right? You're just like,

if this is a bra for you guys, you fucking get over. I don't know if I can, I'll be over here at a relatively good time. I like to go check. I can't figure this out so you're're, you're, you're hero. You're deeming her hero because she, a heroine or role model, we should not treat a girl like this because of where her fat cells decided to distribute genetically says, who the fuck said that?

That's interesting. I would never. That is not, not something that, like, you're trying to say she's got nice fat, she's got fat tits and it's not her fault. Right. I agree with that. That's not something that... She's trying to say she's got nice fat tits and it's not her fault. Right. I agree with that. That's not the problem. The fatness of her tits, I don't think, was a problem for these guys.

This is a superintendent, Diana Greene, first sympathized with Martinez, but then later said the protruding nipples may have distracted other students. Well, definitely. She says she's playing a stop-wearing abroad protest of what happened. She tagged the school at Twitter posts that said stop sexualizing my body, all right? I got news for my honey. It's happening.

We part ways on that. The way humans work is that they sexualize each other. It's natural. The human body was evolved in with one thing to be sexualized. So it's hard to kind of like get around that. So to say like, hey, don't look at my bra-less tits and think sexy thoughts. It's like, it's not not in this world. Not in this world. But, cue, you, you, you would, you agree though, that it's very distracting

to the male students in the classroom, right? Yes. Like, Oh, now you got to worry about the matter. I remember one day because I went there for education. Like, what about some poor, you know, the school of hard knockers, baby. I went to an old voice school and Sal would sometimes not wear underwear. His phone or would put you in. We'd all get very distracted. But you know, I took pain pillion and one thing led to another. But if you got a bunch of kids, let's say a bunch of young inexperienced males, right. And they see that what's to stop them from having a natural reaction of their own. And now you're having everything erect in a room

and no one's learning anything. So the nipples alone, you think, could cause... What is going on over there? She's doing that fart thing with her armpit, her head. Anything to distract. Right, but I mean, everybody's aroused. Right. And that's not why you're in school though.

No? Why? Why are you in school now? Because I didn't learn shit in high school. Yeah, but what about their butt? Like, what if she's wearing something in her butt? Tight, yeah, her jaw. Her butt.

Well, there's a hundred. Or like showing like a sum of her stomach. The good point, yeah., there's a good point you Definitely there's definitely a dress code though. Is there a dress code? Yeah, where's the dress code in any Violated they said did she violate it the dress? Do you think it's a specific? It's just a very general You can't wear something that's distracting now. What if fucking they're all covered up But somebody finds out distracting it's that's a problem with this kind of shit It's all about objective. It somebody finds out distracting. That's a problem with this kind of shit. It's all fucking subjective. It's all subjective, though.

It is. Q, would you agree this is not subjective? If you have a group of young, I remember a 13-year-old. It's all going to this. I am not going to be able to learn a single thing in that classroom. Right. It's like, is your drawing pictures of Gene Simmons?

There's nothing to do with owners. Well, there. I am going to be so ashamed because I'm not going to be able to move or anything because I'm going to be so like, you know, trying to make sure I'm not getting obviously turned on. Right. And you're not going to be able to be able to be turned on.

But everyone's turned on. So it shouldn't be shameful, right? You look to your neighbor, you look to your left, you look to your right, everyone left you look to your right everyone some guys or maybe who are a bit more experienced in the classroom They may not be able to control themselves a little bit more than us unexperienced kids. So what do you mean? I mean they may be able to see that and not have a And I'm not having to tell that I'm hard But other kids may not be able to control their bodies like in their way. So they're gonna come in their pants?

Is that what you're saying? No, well then you're back to work. That's great. But that's not her responsibility. Everyone else's response to her is not her fucking problem. The girl got sunburn. She's sunburned. She's like, I don't want a tight bra on.

Is that what she said? I don't like bras. I've said this in the beginning. I fucking hated when me undy started doing bra. And your wife is still wearing a bra. I'm telling you, if this falls apart, it's gonna be over the fucking bra. Because it's the one thing we cannot come the terms outrageous. But she, but she did at the end of the day It here to what the school said. It appears that she did, but then...

She can't be here. No, she cannot. Tell you why, because she was temporarily defeated and she bounced back stronger than ever. No fucking bra. She's like, fuck you. Would anybody remember the lady on the bus if she went and didn't sit in the back?

Was she wearing a bra? Because why did she want to do that? But you see Rosa Parks is the lady on the back of the bus pretty much. But I'm sure she went if she went and sat in the back of the bus. She would not be remembered today. But if the next day she was like, you know what I thought about it and fuck them. I'm sitting at the front of the bus. No, we would remember the person who didn't get up and go to the back of the bus.

Well, definitely. Rose Barz definitely went to the back of the bus plenty of times. Many times. But you remember the time that she didn't. That's my point. Right. She's a hero because she didn't that day. But okay. So I guess she's the Rose of Parks of Brawler's Chicks. This is the only way. Well, I'm just saying, but like the fact that she's now hailed a hero for, you know, really not standing up for herself, like the cupcake lady did. I'm not sure that, uh, right. This is clearly a tingle.

She's not in the same stratosphere as the cupcake lady as far as I'm concerned. Yeah, me neither. You should look at her. There she is. Oh yeah, is she good looking? That's the whole, she's cute enough. Yeah. enough. Yeah Yeah, it's just like a normal average looking white girl. Do you think they would have

said that just as she was looking she was like oh yeah, I think if you've got like if you if you can hang you if you can hang shirts off of it off on a hanger I mean you're gonna no matter who what they look like you're gonna see if she was like an overweight girl high school girl and she didn't wear a brother They would have caused the same stink or is it only because she was good looking that it caused you had nice fat boobs according to this article And that's what got everybody into it It's the fact that they were like they were aroused right those that's why I think they don't even have to be hard Right you can just kind of like throw a thin t-shirt you can kind of see them

Like just a little bit right. I think I think the school probably would have acted upon any. But what if it was a boy though, you know, with nips? Yeah. Or what about trans? Now you got that whole thing to worry about. You're gonna tell a trans to put a brown. You don't know what to say. It's true, because you got gotta treat them like their female. You have the identity that they go with. So yeah, if their nips are out and they're identifying as a girl, then yeah. Yeah, I think.

All right, Mr. Smart Guy, what if the next day they're identifying as a guy? Gender fluid, now where are we? Then they're a guy that day. Mm-hmm. So no, so no tape, no. The situation is fluid. Yeah, man. The situation will be fluid. Wow, so no, so no, so no, so no, the situation is fluid. Yeah, man, the situation will be fluid.

Well, it's all so much. I remember being in high school, just praying a girl wouldn't wear a bra. That's all I care about. You didn't have to worry about all this other shit. Yeah. And in the 70s, there was a, like, not a thing, man, like lots of girls in a way. Really? Yeah, there's like, there's like a celebrity bowling like an old one with the Brady girls on it, neither of them are wearing bras. On national TV, and you remember,

fucking bowling. Yeah. Of course. There was no cable back then, Q. Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna look up on you two more. I'm not. I'll hold them again.

And I was like, come here, read about Rosa Parks with an ambulance. Fuck you. I got a bunch of bowling. Marsha Brady's got no bra. I didn't know Brunt. Pam was like, come here, read about Rosa Parks with me. I'm like, oh, you. I got one with bowling. Marsha Brady's got no brunt. How do you know Brunt and Young Bryan was so into bowling? We should just get him out of league. He's not usually angry about everything, you know?

Not this, some reasoning. Jennifer Anderson got a lot of feedback. I don't know, because she didn't wear a bra on friends for most of the seasons. And you could see straight nips. Really? I'm not a real fan of Jennifer Aniston until this moment. Really?

Now we're gonna go back and binge watch the seasons on her. I can't. Yeah, there's like almost all the seasons, she doesn't wear a bra at all. And like, and uh. You really are in this friends fucking. I know.

I'm not a spy all right now, because my girlfriend's making me watch friends. Oh, really? Oh wow. Did you watch the video run? really are in this friend's fucking I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I from the beginning of course when I know what I know I mean when it was airing when it was airing. No, no, no I just saw a picture of the Brady girls. No, why would why do you I don't like for I just never got into friends. I just don't I don't find it that funny It's not my type of show. I don't you say it but now now with the with this new I'm tolerating I'm trying to be yeah, I'm trying to find more there's more humor there than you thought. It's okay But I noticed the nips I brought the nips something for you and Little I candy for you jiggie. Yeah, I'm saying it's great. I mean, you're not gonna fucking get anything else out of it Because the show sucks and it's not funny. So you may as well like how did it last that long if it wasn't if it sucked out

Biggest people are dumb. Oh, we took them out Biggest people are dumb. Oh, we took them out of private. Oh, my God. I'm so confused. I'm so confused. So, I'll compliment Chloe and I on going, but I would never argue that comic book man is something that like should be lauded as like intelligent or. Have you heard people making the argument that friends is heady and.

No, I hear about people talking about how great it is. Like, as a comedian, do you look at the stuff that people have had sometimes in just like shaker head like what the fuck are you laughing at like not even judging them just being like i can't figure out what you're laughing at on television or like why like performances like what shows anywhere yeah i mean it shows sometimes like even when you're trying new material out you're like

you do a premise in like just a way look or say something like you'll get a laugh and you can't figure out why that's or you record stuff that's why we record things because you never know what people you know people might find the strangest little wording of something or you bring up something that makes them laugh you never want to thought about it. Do you when you're sitting there watching friends do you judge your girl for laughing at certain things like oh my god what have I gotten myself into? Is it like you you know, like a Cape Fear kind of laughing? I'm like, Max Katie. I will say this, I will say this.

It's a good news defense. If you saw his girl, you would sit through friends. I do see her. I do see her. Your girlfriend's very attractive. I'm too old. Yeah. I'm a my fucking hourglass is like,

even faster than a normal hourglass. Are they belly laughs or are they like it goes? No, no, no. I like, I don my fucking hourglass is like like even faster than a normal hour Are they belly laughs are they like I don't hide it. I don't think the show. No, I mean if you're off I think she left real hard or is it giggles at the she giggles and I think I don't know why she just identifies with these characters But she's seen it already or she's watching that she only wants to watch it So I watch it with her because of one time she made a joke when we're out. She goes. Oh oh that's so Rachel green I'm like who the hell is Rachel green she'd be taking a fucking over home Because I didn't know who Rachel Green was now have to watch if we should survive the incident We should watch the Ken Burns baseball documentary since you know who get galore peri would you know, who get galore periwad. I actually

I live stream. Oh, you two make a plan. No. Oh, I have six weeks. You guys should live stream you watching the Ken branch.

That is I would watch it. What I want to watch that. Like Walt makes a new friend and jiggy. That'd be amazing. Um,

because I've never been to his house. Yeah, I've invited him. Multiple times. I've invited him multiple times, multiple times twice. Twice you invited me, but it took years for me to get the invite. It was just I would come here and they would just talk about parties they had over the weekend. 20 years. I always, I always thought I was doing your favor because I knew a universe wouldn't want to come. Well, it was awesome. Sounded fun.

That that fourth of July with the... He got the invite for that. That's the one time. That's one of the ones. He also got the Christmas one, but he, you know, he, Vlad-Eda, he couldn't come on Christmas. Is that a Christmas? Oh, I'm gonna fucking eat this, come on.

Yeah, you missed out subsidizing all the costs. So, Walt didn't have to fucking pay anything for that barbecue. So yeah, okay, so the bra girl. Okay, so you can vote, and I'll tell you if you're in the majority, the minority or whatever. One, yes, it is a distraction to other students. Two, no, it was unnecessary and humiliating.

Three, maybe, but the school should have handled it much better. Those are for the fucking people that are on the fence. Oof. The maybe. I mean, we live in an era where there's no fucking way people and bodies shame in that girl. You can't even, I'm just going on here, you can't even shame a girl who just bought two dozen cupcakes.

No. No. And it follows a fucking bakery on Facebook. It's not bad. It's their time. No. And follows a fucking bakery on Facebook. If you can't shame her. It's their time. So there's no way the society we live in, almost everybody's bulletproof nowadays.

So there's no- Almost everybody. Yeah, well, well, well. But, we said next to somebody, you certainly isn't. Used to be. Talking about, we're talking about white man. Yeah, so seeing that she does that she falls in one of the many, many, many, many, many, many, many bulletproof groups, I'm going to

say that people, people like people are giving it to it. They're saying, no, it was unnecessary and humiliating. Yes. Okay. I'm going to say, I wish I could vote for all of them because I feel like I feel all the, all the above, I wish there was the option because I feel like, I feel all the above, I wish there was the option, because I feel I identify with every thought on that pole right there. I feel a little bit of like, I think I'm talking to you. You're isn't my wife. But I know I get like, it is a distraction, but I also get like, hey, you know, it's the human body deal with it

I get like you know the school should have been a little bit more Yeah, so it's I'm gonna go with The school should have been a little bit more tactful but probably wrong, but you know, it's because of my advanced age Don't hate me. Well, yeah, don't be hating and Jiggy, what do you say I I say, if I'm guessing, I would say, yeah, the school should have handled it differently. Because I think the school has the right to say like, like, their schools would dress codes like, you have the way to tie it, the way to this, you have the way to that. If they have something that's explicit, like, you have to, you

know, you can't do that, then that's okay. But if it's not, they can enforce the rules, you're saying, yeah, they should be it's not, they can enforce the rules, you're saying. Yeah, they should be able to. They have a right to enforce the rules. Right. But if it wasn't explicitly written as a rule. Right. Well, they say if they say no distracting clothing,

that's a cover all. That's it. Yeah, that's tough. But it wasn't really her clothing that was distracting. It was what she didn't, wasn't wearing. Yeah, but is it distracting to everyone? Gay guys, gay guys get distracted? Yeah, nipples are beautiful things.

I mean, I guess it matters on how many pain pills you took that day, but it might be all about coxies. Yeah, you never know. Yeah, I would imagine it probably wasn't then distracting to to anybody who may have been... Most people. You know, to be course, it would be... be I think it's only distracting because it's a It's out of the ordinary

You know, I mean it's no If everyone if you can't see anyone's nipples and then you can see one girl's nipples it comes in and she's like attractive Then everyone's gonna be paying attention to her and looking at her. All right, and that's the way the world works though Awesome That is the way the world works though. That's awesome. That is the way the world works, no matter what everybody wants to think. Yep. All right, so what did the poll say? Well, I just, I consulted my, my, my, my bra-loving wife.

She says, yes, it's a distraction to other students. Well, that got 19% of the votes. Pretty low. No, it was unnecessary and humiliating. 53% of the votes pretty low. No, it was unnecessary and humiliating 53% of the votes Maybe but the school should have handled it much better 27% of the votes. Yeah There's there's no way she wasn't winning that battle in the court of public opinion and she fucking should right I agree She should and that is four white guys talking about what a 17-year-old girl should do with her body Well green with how are that she should do yeah, we're woke

Holy shit welcome to the fuck I'm woke. I gotta don't feel good. It's young. You're right man The water is fun. Is it all about nipples or is it like other shit? What you get to know You could think whatever you want at home right when you're you know not and say whatever wonderful. I was not turned on So those checks keep coming Yeah, I learned that shit fucking you're too with Tom Steve Dave Yeah, what's gonna be like when there's no TV show and You're unleashed you can say whatever you want on Tom Steve's I'm this yeah, I

Don't think I don't think they'll be hearing a lot of different different thoughts come out of my head that they I really don't you know, I think I've grown so far from From the year one of them No, I just think that you know, that's the evolution of a person you know if they it's not for me. Evolution. I think that I will because I genuinely my feelings on them are genuine. I don't give a fuck about any of it. I don't see when I jamming me suddenly giving a shit anymore. I've checked out, I honestly think society and public office for you.

Now, society and me have gone two separate ways. You'd win. I'd win it. You'd win. You'd win something, you know, like, Congress is running for, like, not ruling out public office. You'd run for Congress?

Not Congress now, the PTA. Yeah, like a local Staten Island. Yeah, I would, I would. Like a councilman. Not rule, I The PTA. Yeah, like a local Staten Island. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, I wanted to see him like going to the council meetings on the low level like, well, you know, we should we change the color of the garbage cans. Yeah, exactly. They're like the teens keep refeeing the park bench down by the Arthur kill. But you don't you don't think you don't you don't feel I would be, I'd be good. Council meeting every other night as I remember when I worked in the borough of highlands

I remember the meetings are how they were called seemingly every other night. They didn't even have lives these people So they need someone to step in and streamline this process and that's you that's the man I mean me. I'm not saying it is. I'm just not ruling out. Well the second you take office I'm immediately saying it is I'm just not ruling out. Well, the second you take office, I'm immediately by your side, looking for graft and shit, I'm going to, yeah, I'm going to all the wards. Well, I'm getting my pay all the way. Yeah, that's fine too. I'm collecting all the money.

But I want to bring back like, Tammany Holdes. Oh yeah, yeah. I'm fucking run, like I got a cigar and I'm just taking grafts. That's so like, that's so... The rabbit's a run-off to the street. I'm not sure. Penny Antie, is that the right rabbits are running up to the street. I'm not kidding. Penny and Andy, is that the right word? Like to go to like Staten Island, you're much bigger than that.

I mean, you could, you could be a congressman. Oh, why bad? I know. That sounds like a lot of work. Oh, it is, but man, the facts are unbelievable. And it really takes like a super educated and special guy to be president. So yeah, no, I don't want to do anything that involves real work. I think a nice you want to get back to the to the country that made you what you are. He just took it. Why

do you want to give it back? A little public, that's that fucking. Never, this is a chance. Never miss a chance to be like, remember that time. Oh. So there's this fucking kid. I'm kind of smoke inhalation and I'm like, you seem to burn it up. I handled it. I handled it.

I don't know, I do things. I donate. I do enough, I think. Right. I do make wish things. You can make you know You can make a big difference in Congress. I don't want to I don't want to because I don't feel that I Am I honestly feel I am not in lockstep with

What society right now right but when you but when you retire from from Hollywood or what what you'll entertain me retire from entertainment Yeah, you'll have a time to like Reacquaint yourself with the with the world and but I don't I don't want to That's not something I want to do. Yeah, I don't look the values of He's a man of leisure Yeah, I don't think that I would come out on a winning side of That wait if you run on a platform of no bras for any girls?

I don't think I'd go on this, but I'm your manager, I'm a campaign manager. You would be running as a Democrat or Republican, or independent? It would have to be independent, because I'm somewhere in the middle. I think you'd win, man. We know that this world is just a door celebrity.

Nobody likes the middle, but you either go hardcore, you don't go at all. Well, no, I mean, socially, I'm very liberal and fiscally, I'm extremely conservative. So, you know, yeah. Plus, can you really get anything done? Do you really, really think? I'm assuming I would not get anything good.

You could pass Quinslaw. I would like name a street. What would that be? Quinslaw. Yeah, I don't know. I guess no taxes for the get a kiss. You could pass Quinslaw. I would like name a street here. What would that be? Quinslaw. Yeah, I don't know. I guess no taxes for the rich and famous. Yeah. No, I would give it back.

Anything that was taken, give it back. It's just a flat tax. That would make too much sense. And people really don't think so, I mean, I'm alone. I'm very in the minority on it. They want you to pay more, even though you are paying more. I don't get it. Would you run with the same persona?

Just go like scratcher hat, show. Playing pranks on people. Would you guys? Would you guys throw on a suit? Am I dressed it up a little bit? I'm dressed it up. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm not doing any of this. All right. I'm not doing any of this. I'm in with Quinn. Oh, well, hold on. Wait a minute. Now that I have a slow gun. I will turn around. Can I put a lot of t-shirt and sell it? There might be something to this.

Congressman Quinn has a little ring to it. Yeah, that I would not do. That's too much work. Senator Quinn. Senator Quinn, we see this would love to have a senator my back pocket. Yeah What would you lean on me for? Well, I lean on you for I yeah, I don't know I mean right now I mean I can't take anything. I would just like to see you Be a man, you know I'm in the people. Yeah, I Want to be proud to say like I knew him and I'm friends with him. I knew I feel that way now If you're a congressman, yeah, that's a lot of congressman is not fucking nearly as impressive as a TV star No fucking way not in this world

Where people are like I'm fat and born on the cupcakes now I'm famous Yeah, you can't have any scandals though. Oh he's done. I could real tend off my head right now that it was sick as boat. Now you know my fucking stormy Daniels payments are going to this guy. Yeah you would. I think your opponent would use the tell him Steve Dave library against you. That's all right, I can I could say that you could overcome that Yeah, you could overcome that the Ching Chong song. Well Ching Chong said I remember it was a different time Well, not only I apologize I didn't have to because back then that shit was still funny

And I still the pot I'll tell you what was still funny. And I still the pot. I'll tell you what, two seconds ago, it was still fun. I know, but I can't say that now. We have to call a press conference and announce you're you're pulling out of the race. No, I think that that's sort of the right kind of like scandal that I can handle because I would be like, because my answer would be like, first I'd be like, look, I apologize for the chink song so immediately. And I did it because I wanted to, not because public opinion forced me to. And then I'd be like, and I was busted in my friend's balls. I don't know if you guys remember this, but I was a fireman. And in the firehouse, that's what we did in the past, in the past.

So I then he would be like, oh, Mr. Queen, Mr. Queen, the pulse, there's skyrocketing you back at the top. You won the Asian zone! I'm bulletproof, yo! From then on, you just walk out like whenever you're gonna debate or something. I was like, chan chan chan That's the fucking world I want to live in Oh, it's great. Yeah, there's probably I don't know I don't know if you could win. I think you could want

Staten Island I might be able to probably uh... i don't know i don't know if you could win uh... i think you could want to stand on the right well i thought i don't congressman congressman just seems like i mean i think it depends on who he's run against on what year he decides to do it and what you know if you if you got a week opponent anything can happen and because people it's just level two there's like state is there like controller we have a state level of congress and then there's like national Congress, right?

You can be like a state senator. Yeah. I mean, the thing is because it's just name recognition. People like I know that name. Let me just check that box as opposed to some fucking person. I don't know. It's not gonna work though if it's Cynthia Nixon. She's not going to win.

No, nobody is sexy in the city lady. No, no way. What do we love for a senator? She's running for governor. She's not governor. It is running for governor. Yeah. Yeah, she's thinking of hold out Enough, but I heard an interesting theory that she is not running for governor. What she's doing is setting up mayor on Interesting, she's she's going through all this Knowing she's going to lose but this gets her name very publicly in it and then when she goes for mayor It's almost like an easier Transition into it, but she has she has nothing what is she running off? She has no like she has no public service experience or anything like that

Apparently she's like a big advocate like behind the scenes and stuff like that, but we'll get Trump He's president of fucking United States Yeah, but I know but like at least people were like oh, he like ran like businesses. Yeah She's been a big big advocate for years for like Gay rights and stuff like that So I think she's just go as left as you can and that's where she's at. It's just who doesn't love that You want to do a Walter cooler? Yeah, Jiggy. All right now the pressure's on All right, no, no, this is no pressure. No, this is just topics and that you guys pick a topic and you guys can talk about it.

Do you have a water cooler at work? No. No. Do you have a comedian? Do you have a comedian? You don't have a regular job, right? No. Oh, you don't work on I.J. with Q?

No. Oh, I thought you were one of the writers too. No, no. Oh, OK. Do you want to be a writer? I don't know. He's as much writer as Lidondo is an actor. No, no. Oh, okay. Do you want to be a writer? He's as much writer as Ladondo is an actor. All right. Well, if so, when's the last time you had a job where there would be a water cooler? Oh, God. Probably when I graduated college, I worked at a golf

course. There was a water cooler there. We had a water cooler in the firehouse. All right. Well, these are the topics that like that like if you did you know you you could now we would talk about the here that you could bring about this is for more for listeners just a. I'm brush fire outside. I used it to put out the fire. The listeners who may have a water cooler at our work, you know they'll listen to our conversation. They could bring it and you know and talk about it. In case the brother 17 year old said it doesn't fly. So we have a couple topics here and you guys pick which one you'd refer to talk about.

A new study shows no one is normal. A new study shows self discipline is more important than intelligence to achieving success. Self discipline is more important than intelligence to achieving success. Self-discipline is more important than intelligence to achieving success. I believe that. People are using Alexa to tell bedtime stories to their children. I think that I like that one. So those are the two? Those are the three.

What was it? There's two studies in Alexa. There's no normal. A new study says that there is no there is no normal people Normal is a normal doesn't exist normal doesn't exist. Okay, normal is normal and who did the study or the new study? Okay, oh a new one. Let's go that I'm relying on all those old stuff That self-discipline is more important to achieving success in intelligence. All right. I like that one.

I'm voting now when Jiggy's voting. I like to talk about you. I vote Alexa. Alexa. All right. All right. I'll go with Alexa. Yeah.

Let's do it. Alexa. I'm down with it. All right. I have Alexa. I'm involved in this. There's been a lot of Alexa issues of late. Or she's been, Alexa's been in the news a lot.

Well, it's the whole privacy. I mean, I do unplug her a lot. And generally, she's only plugged in when I'm home alone and I'm not talking anyway It it is an odd thing Alexa Yeah, because it's it's understood that she Can hear everything more in theory wasn't that there wasn't there other stories I don't know about your other news studies, but the that they can that Alexa can actually hear everything and then it's going to some well she's always listening always listen Alex is on our phones right no separate yeah okay okay but here is always listening if you have a turn

on month she's turned off on my phone oh really I killed it I put a bullet but we're but we're focusing on really though the Alexa Alexa people parents using Alexa to tell bedtime stories to their children. I think that's kind of like when you'd watch sci-fi movies, they would have that happening always in the future of like, you know, like the mic wasn't that in Terminator where they have like the mechanical or maybe that was on the ride at Universal, they had them. The robot arms are really. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, they put they had robot arms

Very Sky net. Yeah, it was on the ride for sure, but like it was a little video that you watch in the beginning. Yeah, ratio video and like there's like a butterfly and like it's like made out of like Titanium or whatever, but part of it was like the the SkyNet it kind of like telling you bedtime stories like putting you to bed. Exactly. So Alexa is like there's a lot of SkyNet-ish stuff going on. All right but do you but do you not see the at the heart of the of the story though what what Part of the story though, what... Well, yeah, lack of parenting. Yes.

It is how inhumane that is and how crazy that is is that this is becoming normal now that... I thought that was not normal. Quality time with your child at the end of the night is now you're passing it off on a robot. Well, there's such a crux on iPads and everything in general. Like a lot of people just don't even, you just see at a restaurant, There's a crux on iPads and everything in general. A lot of people just don't even, you just see at a restaurant,

they just look a kid, two year old, three year old, just with an iPad. But in this whole thing of like, oh, well, the kid's so smart, my kid's so smart because he work in iPad, that like terrifies me. Why? Because like the... My parents weren't saying that about me.

But your kids are not like, just because they can work an iPad, I don't think make some smart. They're like addicted. I wish I had like an Alexa telling me stories when I was a kid. Did you have to read your stories? No, if I had an Alexa, it would have made

the Mullah station go down smoother. I could have listened to the story. I was doing this a lot. When I was very young, like really young, like maybe four, but remember after that. But you remember it though. Is any kid going to fondly remember getting a red up bedtime story by Alexa? I don't know. Does Alexa not beat you without provocation? It might be an upgrade. You have a lot of issues with your parents right? A couple. Have you ever thought about trying to work them out and just put them to bed?

No. And then moving past them and achieving a different relationship with them? Not too late. It's too late. But you see them all the time, which is really strange, though. I don't see them that much. Like maybe once a month, maybe? Not really them. Like I have a father I haven't seen in decades. Right. There's a there's a relationship where I'm like, well, that's too late now. But you know, but like if I was seeing him on a regular basis, so I had this level of animosity or like resentment, I would be like, why would you not want to be like try to resolve it? I don't really feel that resentful. I just bring it up because it's like it though.

It may sound resentful, but like yeah. I think it would be so fucking awkward if I'm like daddy. I want to, oh, daddy Edgar, can we talk about how we haven't gotten along for 50 years? I'm like that whole voice and that level of level of like you know the next two years you're alive we can get along But if you go to talk to him, you're like a task, you're a task, you're a task, you're a But man to man like you talk to him like you know like not in your normal tone of And a normal conversation though I'm going to introduce him to his daughter, Emma?

I have not, no. Oh, are you looking forward to that? Yeah. You know what I'm gonna do? It's not a good answer. I'm just gonna set up an election for tenets in my bed. No.

But like, you know, I'm not like, you know, not like where you go to, I'm like, daddy. Daddy. I'm not like where you go to, I'm like, hey Edgar, there's some things, you know, I'd love to hire you out. I'd love to be able to get so like, you know, become, move past some of these things that have been bothering me for so long. That's why I'm watching episode of the courtship of Eddie's father.

That are roadblocks in our relationship. Well, you know, like both of our hard forged personalities, let's get over those little roadblocks. There's just no way you can think differently. I can't have a real conversation with either of them. A long time ago I was at a shrink and I was talking about this very thing. I'm like, it's weird. I can't have a conversation with them. I can't talk about real things.

And she's like, well, you've been coming here a long enough like your friends or your family. Those are the people you talk to. Like, that's really your family. Those are people you're related to. But I can't have a conversation with Darren and Eric. But you're saying you can't and who, because of whose inability, your inability or their inability?

Probably both, because my mother will just say shit that I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? But this is a lot of conversation. This is a conversation that would have to be long and probably not, wouldn't be solved in one night though Oh, fuck it. Probably would need a therapist present. Oh, they're invited. Yeah slash mediator slash referee. I think there's this book that may help though Cuz I'm probably like the right that roadblock lady. I want to be kissing my dad I want to kiss my dad while he's getting a massage

Don't I get some sugar for letting you play video games? What? Oh yeah, what was that? That he had, because when the Tom Brady Kiss came out, you know, in, in, in, up and wide. How hard were you? How did that come, how did that go down in Massachusetts area? Just like Tom Brady. Well, you have like these like, yeah, I don't know. I remember I watched that episode of Tom Verstheim or our time and I watched the day came out and I remember seeing that and

just go that's not going to play well. Something's going to be something about that. Well it was a little I mean you're not really you know standing on a loan. No, you're not really taking just like you're going to go out on a limb here. Definitely not going on a limb. I mean, but how does it just kind of like white washed in in Boston? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't talk about it. It looked like Michael Jackson, at least I'm a repressively. But you know that that roadblock jargon I was throwing out there. Yeah, yeah, I had to quick Google it. How have you not finished this?

It's been months. I'm just gonna order it Hey, what you want I'll order to mean you'll be in our own little club. Yeah, yeah You guys want to treat it with the seriousness it should be you'll just be doing it for laughs though They're gonna be sending you pictures of them Fucking partial of tomatoes I know how you guys are in the guys show up tomatoes Sun is early true. I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm you're open You'll be open to find some some useful to find useful mojo out of it Here's a thing what because I know I know that I think you're more prontive to to wow it ain't cheap

What did you get the audiobook you you you're a Retro because I respect I respect you and I know this isn't a bit I know you're really into the book. Yeah, so I kind of want to he's a fucking maniac I kind of want to like see what I like a peek into your brain Through this book what's captured you so I think it's just all the winds and all the the longevity and the Just the the pure like, it's audacious to think that this guy at this age is doing what he does and I think it has to, you have to go and look and see what is

the secret. What is he doing differently that nobody for him has ever been able to do to do it at this level? I mean, it may all be bullshit. I know he's got that guru too, right? He's got a guru. He's got a guru. He's got a guru. We don't have any gurus. I mean, that's a fucking problem for us I mean sure that guru costs plenty to Become one of his disciples, but he was very like his story is like he was very open to

Hearing the gurus and like taking them in and like listening and learning and stuff That's one thing like as a guy who had that much talent He didn't have to listen to anyone, but he did. I think one of the I didn't read the book, but I'm sure part you're really trying to get this gig Is willing to learn I mean, I said, buddy, plow through. That's it. Yeah, I mean, that's it. That's it. Yeah, down, keep going. Yeah, down, keep going. That's the only way to get through an episode.

I feel that like a lot of people are not willing to learn. I feel that I feel a chance to give it. They don't want to learn. And they, and they're, and they're just like Tom says in the book, they're prone to these self-defeating things that they do over and over day after day. And the cycle never gets broken. And it's like, oh, I'm too old. Like he just said, it's too late for me and my parents to have to come to a place where I won't feel this resentment or I won't feel a new level of Enlightenment well a new a new bring a relationship to a place where you're not irritated by them at all times And you know they're only gonna be here for oh God willing you know a long you know a long time, but in that time though

You're wasting that time by saying like oh, it's too hard Not gonna tackle that it's way too hard. Maybe'm not gonna tackle that. It's way too hard Maybe what I mean to say is I don't care enough. I think that's probably it I think that's a that's a defensive mechanism. I don't care But I know you care though because you ain't you because you have emotion your emotions betray your words. I don't care enough I don't even think I think it's I think you're lying to yourself and you say you don't care That's not what that's not what's happening here you care But not on a level where you you're telling yourself it's just too hard to do and it's just too awkward

You've just said it's you like I can't put my I can't be vulnerable in front of my father Well, yeah, because he wouldn't be receptive to it. I think he'll be like, huh? Yeah. It would be a waste of time. So you've been taking those paint-tools? Yeah. You know I'm married to your mother.

Hey, I'm not saying it like. What are you driving for Uber these days? Steve. Steve. I'm not saying it wouldn't be extremely difficult to reach them. But you know, this is what I meant to say. They're not worth it.

Let me just rephrase. I would gain nothing. All that work I have to put in to win them over. People who should like me already. But that, there, that's the attitude I'm talking about. You're winning them over. Winning your parents over you. Why do you have to win them over? It's to ask them.

I think I'm perfectly likable. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Oh yeah, yeah. Maybe look, I'm in the same boat. Yeah. I should be a boat.

Oh, you're a real close to your mom. No, but like, but my father though. Yeah. Like, at the end of the book, I wonder will I be driven Like TB to go look for my dad, you know, well, I go will I be are you on board? You don't know where he is. You don't even know where he is. I don't know where he is Haven't spoken to him in decades

As far as I know someone told me he was dead, remember? Yeah. He might not even be alive. I may be trying to make peace with a headstone. That's not enough, right? So yeah, maybe that's what I wait for. I'll wait until they're on their deathbed and just be like, hey, that's... You know where?

I don't know where my father is. Oh, daddy. You know where your parents are. You want to be my friend now? Say hello to Mr. Pillow. As you start like... putting a kink in the fucking court. You know the thing that you do. Oh, not getting your medicine today.

Does it hurt? Does it hurt like you hurt me? Daddy. You need to read that book though. I got it. I just got it. I got the audible version so I can listen to it and jerk off. There's a lot of diet talking here so you gotta play through that.

You want to fuck in? You want to, you want to, you have two weeks. We've read that fucking book and came in here armed with it. It's just them full of points to walk with all the different points. Why do you might have a whole fucking... You might not have it to see when he gets back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What gonna find me watching? He's actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually I gotta watch Ken Burns baseball and the HS. I listen to him. I'm gonna take a ferry, a train, and Uber. I'm in New Jersey. I'm chasing away.

Yeah, you can't take a train, does it? I'm not taking a fucking train. I put a one on the book. I like the book. Yeah. And them. What do you think you about Alexa Readin, using Alexa to read to children?

I do agree it lacks the the personal touch and warmth of a beloved mother reading or father reading because the bedtime thing is yes they go to bed but it's also a bonding time at the end the long day and that's completely removed. However I I'm not a parent, and if I had kids, I'd probably want as little to do with them as possible. But do you have any memories of being read to as a child? No, but I have similar, similar, yeah. No, I have similar, like, nice warm, warm memories. But do you think there's, the road of the ramifications of a society that, um, I think you're

anybody. Well, but we're but these are chill these children aren't growing up yet though yeah but I I think that anybody with a fucking half a brain can look at the world today and see where it's headed yes and start stockpiling fucking water but if you think it's bad now what are we in store for what are the ramifications when the children who are read to buy a hockey puck yeah that can talk what are the ramifications when the children who are read to by a hockey puck that can talk what are fucking done Rickles. Yeah, what's that like?

You look like a hockey puck. Some of them do, yeah. What kind of parenting skills will they have when they have their own children? They will have a different version of the love of a hologram instead of a a hot instead of a kid. Do you think? Look, we're, are we at the most medicated time in the world right now? I wish. What would you say that right? I would say so. So, yeah, so maybe, maybe they're on to something else because we were read to as kids and now yet we can't stop popping pills pills We should white man

I'm over You think peppers a drug I'm not kidding He thinks about ground peppers He checked himself in the rea You know what? We as a whole I mean This is how I feel We are despite what you hear in the news

Despite what you hear out there This is the single best time to be alive To be a human In terms of health, in terms of opportunity In terms be a human in terms of health in terms of opportunity in terms of wealth in terms of Comfort in terms of everything. Quality science everything everything. It doesn't seem that way because what you see in the news, but in fact, this is the best time to be alive. And look at how everybody's treating treating it like we're medicating ourselves because we can't. They're treating it like they have it so fucking hard like a bunch of little bitch is it is this too much this is almost

too much lack of struggle I think in the world today I I think well, that's hard to say where I mean don't I mean there are people struggling now like to make ends me sure But compare that to absolutely 100% I'm not saying across the board. There's not I mean, I think you're saying socially right socially Yeah, I think there's there's like the the focus on individual and and and and Feelings and all this stuff is like

Dude, it's almost you know how they say the Romans went downhill because of the fucking cuz a little sex shit That's what I said. That's why the fall of Rome was because they're Lost their morals and they- Like in vomatoriums? Yeah, like they just got too fucking- Too decadent? Too decadent. That's what I've always heard about the Romans.

That was Southern Gamora, I thought. No, by the way- Well, that was part of the Rome. That was real. Yeah, Southern Gamora. Oh, I believe- You were religious man's jiggy? No, not really.

It's gonna hurt you, jiggy. Yeah. You should have answered honestly. You should have broken a commanding. But I will show you are a litus man's jiggy. No, not really. It's gonna hurt you, jiggy. Yeah. You should have answered honestly. You should have broken a commanding. You should have broken a commanding. I think that we're heading into another age of like, things are too good.

But my point being, this is part of that. But like since we're, I know you're trying to say that, but I'm trying to say that like we're, like I don't wanna come down on these kids that are being read to by Alexa because it's not like we haven't figured out, and we were read to. No.

Right, well I mean we're, we're, we're, I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. I'm spitballing here. I mean it's not like I'm educated. I'm not sure. I mean, what do I gotta figure it out? I'm like, nobody should take me seriously. I mean I'm not, do you think it you think it's possible that it may be better

to be read to by a lecture? Think, think, think. Let me just connect to what I just said. Think about how easy life is. We're now outsourcing reading stories to our children. Like, to do what? To look at it, to probably look at that. To fucking watch fucking friends.

To do it like close, exactly. to do what to look at to probably look at what fucking friends to like do exactly nobody you know like it's it's it's it's it's gonna be worse those kids gonna grow up and that's gonna be the norm now I don't have to fucking lift a finger to to to talk my kids in and I and I see electric goes out then you're fucked but we will be will you have well they be happier now but I don't think they even okay when while you guys were talking I was was thinking like, I get for

like my grandparents or your grandparents. You should be taking a one true three stories. I hope I don't miss that. I don't care. But like, if you look at our grandparents, like in the advent of like television, they probably thought the same thing about Alexa, like, oh my god, they're watching like the stories on TV and people are sitting down like watching. And now we just don't think about television as a distraction to

Is right but TV is not The radio up to the radio to their grandparents was the same thing right right? Right don't try not radio off you don't want to go out and pick Flowers outside because you're listening to the programs right to the talkies. Yeah, yeah It's but now it's just annoying so I think I think to us when we get older like we'll think like this is crazy that people are like listening to stories on Alexa But it's just gonna be there normal. Yeah, and then so the normal just keeps well There be a bigger disconnect between human beings though or is it yeah, like think about should it should we be disconnecting more? It please right now. I mean think about how different that's all you encourage with me

You're like sit alone in your fucking house all day don't look at the internet certainly don't fucking text me because I don't give a fuck text just wait just wait once a week you're waiting specifically just wait try to channel, challenge yourself to only think positive thoughts for one week and see what happens after that week. Just challenge yourself to never throw down that book.

What, thinking positive is being gay? Little bit. Why? Now it's gonna be Steve. No, not gay, gay, not homosexual, gay. But to sit there and be like, I'm like 80s gay. Yeah, like 80s gay. Like, I'm sitting there being like, oh, I'm just going to think positive. I tried Buddhism.

Yeah. For like, I got 20 minutes into it. That's not trying to. I can't do it. I got pissed three, not recently, but there's like years ago, like I pissed three times on the driving from my house to here And I was like fuck it. It's not for me like I know I know I will never be able to unless I'm like drunk You lost the way you look amazing. You're fucking your fucking your daddy. Thank you You look fabulous darling

Darling now you've got to for you focused on the outside You've got to take it and fucking work on it on the inside now. I'm telling you, just take it. It would be easier to get a thousand more times and lose the weight. I don't agree with that. I don't agree with that. I do think you should go to therapy and stick with it. And I think you would, you would see more, more happiness.

I'm dealing with it. I'm telling you, everybody around me, most people around me, I try to tell them to, I'm trying to tell, get them to, it's like when he starts like souring on something and he's texting me, I tried to tell him, I was like, look, when I was getting upset with somebody, somebody was really upsetting me last year. And I focused everything, I told myself, I'm gonna have every bad energy that I'm focusing on this

person is making me so mad. I'm gonna focus in on a flower. No, I focused it on a project for Telm Steve Dave and I listed all the projects I never told anybody why I did these things. I did them because I was so angry at this one person who pissed me off. But I refused to waste those brain cells on them and I just focused on something I could create for this. I sent you something marvelous earlier. You're like, I don't know what the fuck any of this means. I don't know what it means, but I'm not saying don't do it though. Is it better to do that than nothing? Because that's what I've been doing. Like that's all I think about lately. It's something, it's what, no, no, no. It's what I sent you earlier.

Of course it is. Of course it's better. Okay. Because I was, the other night I was doing it and I was gonna text you, Q and be like, is this better than doing nothing? Because it's, oh yeah. Okay. Well, I wanted to be like, question that though.

Because it's pretty retarded. But it's all right. It's fine. But are you having fun? Yes. That's all I'm out. And if, let's say, out of that one, what?

And can you monetize it? Yes. And that's all that matters. And that's like a pedia that you sent to us today. Let's say there's one thing in there that spawns out of that and grow, and that seed grows into something that we do and becomes something people really like. Then of course, it's better than doing nothing. Right.

But I'm serious. Maybe I'm happy. Maybe I'm happy. Like, when you're feeling angry at something man, I would really, really, really try to channel that fury into thinking of something. I know it's not, yeah, I know it sounds gay. It sounds gay, but it's something positive. It really, but I mean, I'm telling you, you read this book and you're just like, this fucker does it for 25 years

straight. What was his family life like? It was a good family life, though. Alexa wasn't reading to him. It was no paminette. Yeah, but you got to take what you've been given and work with it. Yeah.

This is coming from a guy who's just waiting for another human to die, so we could shit on the grave. Man, I love it. I'll never give that part of me. I love it. The world needs people like us. Yes. Like darker people.

Otherwise, how do you appear so positive if you don't have a little bit of negativity to compare it to? I think you've given the world more than your fair share. You've given the world. You provide it more negative energy over the past 50 years that you've given you it's time to stop giving out of context I may be the out of context I may be the most giving person you know you would have to answer that honestly in a court of law yeah I'm not

fucking around you man yeah I that there's a there's a time that you really I would really love to see you can we just go positive. Awesome. Can we see it? agree that when I come back to the show. Yeah. We'll have read that book. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. Good. Absolutely. All right. I want to you. I want to do. Love it. Endless fucking. Love it. Life. fucking like King jiggie jiggie the curb and then we got into the fucking book but life lessons like well our Super Bowls right are just like daily events though like you know is like it's like driving how big is a book It's not that big is it like that chapter book. Yeah, there's chapters, but like you can like you can you can like go from dry Let's say you drive to sage of school and back in you. Like every day that you have these ray johns,

think how awesome it would be just to go and you know, during that time you just have a great idea. Or you just have an idea that's just like, you're just not, you're just thinking positive thoughts. That's, you know. It's tough like when I, okay. You don't have to have ideas, it could just be like a nice. What's a positive thought? Frame of mind, it's tough like when I okay, you don't have to have ideas It could just be like a nice what's a positive thought frame of mind. It's like hey, oh, I don't know it's

Just planning something for you and sage or do on the weekend Meditation and you've done that people suggest meditation, but I get distracted too easily. It's very very difficult. That's okay very difficult. That's okay. And work at it. Yeah, all this entails work, but you work that get in your body. Not really. I just like work is not eating. Yeah. That's the key. Really, you didn't have to do any exercise to get that. I didn't do one lick of exercise. No, I just changed the way I eat. Wow. I would have thought exercise was part of the regimen too.

Do you feel like you feel a ton better, right? Literally. Yeah, Wow. I would have thought exercise was part of the regimen too. You feel like you feel a ton better, right? Literally. Yeah. Like you just, oh yeah, you feel better. But I've still got wakily. Is that why I could still do phone news a little bit? But there is, but there is work involved though and being disciplined to not.

It was hard. Yeah, it was hard to not involved. So you're not, you're not, you've shown you can achieve success through hard work. It's not going to be easy to turn that the way your brain has been thinking for 50 years around. You don't want to lose the humor. You don't want to lose your, your, your quickness. What's it called when you're, yeah, sharpness, but you could lose, you could stand to lose some of the fucking bad thoughts. Some positive direction. You want to could stand to lose some of the fucking bad thoughts that rattle around and for.

You want to stay alive and losing some of the radio to help you stay alive because one day, and I don't think it's that far off, we're going to have that compound. We're going to have the compound. I'm more sure that one day we're going to own 100 acres in the middle of fucking nowhere and have houses on it. That sounds so far at us. I think the motion is going to do it. Literally a compound. Yeah. We've talked about it for fucking 20 something years now. Just keep it.

It's a visionary. More so than people would credit him with in the early 2000s, long before podcasting started. Yeah. Remember you were like, we should do a radio show on the internet. You said, we could just like put it on the internet. internet Does even have to be on the real radio? I mean fucking made fun of me so we didn't do it Well enough with this This Alexa not stuff Yeah, so their lend us to ads again, so I got to make sure this one was like really good

So I put a lot of effort into it Remember this is gonna be like it's been a long time since we didn't add so it's like this has got to be killer So the best the best acting you can do would be appropriate right now Oh, man, hey, Alicia, why so frustrated? Hmm? Oh, I'm just trying to pick out new mattress out online. And it's so hard to just separate the facts from the height. You say you just want the facts, huh? Well, if it's strictly facts or looking for just close your eyes

and repeat after me, I really want you to close your eyes. Okay, close your eyes. No. Close your eyes. And really this your eyes. No. Close your eyes. I know really this is like a natural reaction. No. I can't do this. I'm sure it's a little bit, it's fun.

I'm telling you, I thought of this all day long. Okay, you can't come home. Your eyes close, don't open it. I can come home. Okay, probably something you're not going to open because this is going to be like, this is the payoff though. Pay off. Okay, all right, so just me you're not gonna open because this is gonna be like this is the payoff though Okay, all right, so just close your eyes and repeat after me

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I wear an necklace of tongues. Okay. I'm very not dropping after it all this work. Um. Calm yourself child. Baron Von Flanagan, that's me. Has heard your call child. Baron von Flanagan, that's me. Has heard your call child. The fiend of fact is here to deliver the information you seek.

What kind of facts do you request from me? Is this something I like? I'm trying to buy a mattress on. I'm trying to buy a mattress. I can't decide which one. I can't just separate the mattress. You seek the best mattress in any dimension, be it this one or the other 15? Yes. There is no finer mattress in any dimension child than a Casper.

That doesn't sound like a fact. That sounds like an opinion. If it's facts you desire insulin, it is facts you shall have. Let me go find the talking points now. It's good, right? I wanted them to mask the really shocking and to really get you into the world, Emersia, but you're right. What does that mean with Casper? We're back on this, I literally didn getting like deja vu from like the last one.

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I don't know why says and send because at this you're supposed to be like the tent the tapping of keyboards and then you're like and send and you're like You sure did Baron what anybody know that's what's going on because I'm gonna put sound effects in there You know the noise that you hear when you hear like when something is sent like shhh. What do you know about my sending? You just send an order in a Casper. That's not what happens when you send an order in a Casper. I'm gonna have to reveal the confusing. No, all right, let me do it again.

Okay, you just cut out the end send. No, I need you to say that. Don't you're not, what are you, you're not a writer? You're not, you're not your change in my copy? Well child! The Baron has surely supplied you with the information you seeked. And sent. You sure did Baron. After hearing all those amazing facts about Casper mattresses, the decision was easy. I just bought a Casper mattress while you were talking and saved 50 bucks using the TSD code.

What code was that again? The TSD code. Well done, child. Well done. I just noticed something. If I'm Baron von Flanagan, that must make you Baroness von Flanagan. To the devil devil a daughter comes a thousand worlds away I'll get you a mask and a cape We'll go all in. I mean you could get I'll even let you a little poem that like you know Hide the darkness drown out like we'll cut you your own poem and you could become the Baroness This is why you're gonna lose the ad to you

All right, we're going to one one true one two dream. Yeah, let's do it. I'm ready. Do you want to play a new game? Cause Walter said you do. You gotta tell us three things, but all they want is true. Do you think you got for me? Cause it's time to play one true dream. I hope I do it correctly. I don't want to screw this up for you. So I forget do we he tells all three stories and then we ask questions Or he tells the story we ask questions. We've had we've had people on that but know exactly what they're supposed to do and Know that what they're saying we've known for fucking 10 years and fucking say it anyway Ming fucked up

Idiot fucked up. This is a bridge. It's a short couple make it. It's like a couple sentences you tell what happened and then during the questions you give more. Got it. Okay. Well I'll give you I'll give you my three. I went with a theme so I could kind of gather my thoughts. So this is all early early

jiggy life. Nice. Early jig this is all early early jiggy life Early jiggy life Boston jiggy or Florida jiggy this is Boston jiggy growing up things that you didn't know about me Story number one Everyone my last name is Gigargin, which is a longer Armenian last name hence the jiggy what people don't know people who know Armenians know that I don't look at all Armenian. And the reason that is, is because... You're passing for white this whole time?

I don't get them out of here. The reason why I don't look Armenian is because I was actually adopted. And I was adopted at birth. But that's why I don't like... You take on the traits of your adopted parents, do you? Oh no. What? No, well, I know. I culturally... Oh, it's tough. I'm culturally Armenian, but I don't look anything

Armenian. I don't look like my parents. The Kardashians are Armenian, right? My sister. Where's Armenia? It's in, it depends, it's like Middle East or like all that, like Eastern Europe. Persia is this a little country that doesn't exist anymore?

No, it's so there. It's very small. It was like a huge Armenian genocide, right? You're familiar with that? I am familiar with that. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm culturally Armenian, but I was actually, I was adopted. I grew up in Lexington, Massachusetts, and there's a big diaspora of Armenians that live in Watertown. That's why I was adopted by the Myarmenian parents. So that's the only one. Oh, wait a minute. Okay, I can't ask questions.

Is Armenian America? Armenian. So you're Armenian. You're Armenian traits, but you also were adopted by Armenian parents. Who wanted? No, I'm culturally Armenian, but I was adopted by Armenians, but I don't look Armenian, because I'm not Armenian. Okay, all right, gotcha. So I like eat the food and I know because I was raised culturally Armenian. Okay, so that's story number one.

Story number two, not a lot of people know about young jiggie is I actually this is the last two stories I actually got in trouble. So when I was in high school I got into a lot of trouble because me and three of my friends would go in for about six months we would go to different luxury cars and we would steal the emblems off the cars. Like the hood ornaments. And we keep the hood ornaments in a shoe box. And one of my friends, whose parent is a police officer, found the box of hood ornaments. And we all got called in and our parents got called and I was threatened with prosecution but ended up just having

being grounded for a long period of time and the school nearly had to get involved. But there was hundreds of hood ornaments from my town like every luxury car that we could find, we stole the hood ornaments and I was in charge of the whole operation. You were the ringleader? The ringleader.

Story number three, not a lot of people know about young jiggies I got in trouble, again, when I was, I started working on stage when I was 15 for a improv group at my high school. That was called drama of social issues and it was taught by this guy Mr. Bogart. And me and Mr. Bogart always clashed on things and our first performance in front of the entire school was 1100 people out the school. And in front of 1100 people after the show he cut one of my scenes. And I got so upset that I physically pushed him. I didn't want to like, I wasn't trying to like hurt, I didn't want to hurt him, but he actually fell off the stage and sprained his ankle. I know which one I want to be true. And I got

nearly suspended. The only reason I didn't get to spend is because the show was so successful that he decided to back off Like pushing the suspension, but he actually fell off the stage about four foot you know off the Theater stage and sprained his ankle so severely that he was in a cash for like I don't even know like I think a month a month and a half Me outside mr. Bogart. All right, so those are the three stories. Okay, so we have You're adopted. We have you're the ringleader of a hood ornament theft ring and you pushed

You were in a you were a drama Feg and you pushed Mr. Bogart off the stage All right, well, okay, so I mean, no. It wasn't it was nine years. Maybe 2000. All right. Well, okay. So, let me, uh, let me hit the adoption questions first. Um, do you know who your real parents are? No, never pursued it. Because it was at birth, and I've never even considered going after it. Were you in an Armenian orphanage or an American orphanage? Or were you in an orphanage?

No, how did they adopt you? I'm not like blood Armenian. I was culturally Armenian because my parents are Armenian. I don't know. Oh, okay, I had it backwards. I'm sorry. Let me adjust my question. I'm sort of white.

So, right. Yeah, yeah, because you don't look Armenian, I'm sort of white. Sort of lie. Yeah. Yeah, because you don't look at our meeting, so I thought that's why you're adopted. Okay. That is, that is the, yeah, you have a right. I do have a right. I'm called. You're called Triline Meeting,

because your parents are Armenian, but you're in that. But I'm not, I don't know, I'm, I'm, sure. Okay, so you're a pro Armenian parent. You're a parent. He was raised by Armenian parents. Why were you given up, you know? I don't know, I I'm a million parents. I got parents. He was raised by your million parents. Why were you giving up, do you know? I don't know, I don't know my parents.

Mm-hmm. But they didn't talk about it. My parents, like, they're like good, you know, and they had my sister naturally. So. She's older or younger? Younger. That's your three questions.

Oh, that counts. Sister. Sister question. Yeah, let me just get one more. Well, three on each, three on each story. Right, right. Okay, I'll move on to the next story. The next story was the hood ornament, which I do not believe. I feel like I hardly even have to ask questions for this one, because fucking getting a hood ornament off of a car, like we used to steal chrome caps and we were young to put on our bikes and shoot. What was the most sought after emblem?

Well, the Mercedes ones were the ones that we go after the most. This was in early 2000s. I was in seventh or eighth grade. I think there was a Mercedes that came out that was convertible that had a gold emblem instead of the silver regular one. And so to get the gold Mercedes emblem was the biggest side up for one. And also they had an SUV at the time the Mercedes SUV had like the oversized Mercedes emblem on the front.

And so if you could pry that one off, that was like the number one you can get because they were oversized Mercedes. Pry it off what? You get it off the front of the car because at the front of the SUV was like the number one you can get, because they were oversized Mercedes. Try it off what? You get it off the front of the car, because at the front of the SUV was like a big giant Mercedes when instead of the regular little hood ornament. What was your ultimate goal once you collected all these? We didn't have a goal that we just put them in a box,

and like we out of all the people that put them at any person's house, we kept them at our friends who was the police officer, if parents were police officer, that was the big mistake. But we didn't really have a goal to sell them or anything. I was going to say, were you guys in the resource room together? No, we didn't have any goal to sell them. It was just like, I guess a hot, like a really destructive hobby.

Okay. How many other guys were in your ring? Three. Three other guys. So total of four. And once the police officer found the emblems, what happened from there? We got, all of our parents got called. And they were, you know, I think he threatened us with like prosecution of like, like property damage or whatever that would be, but like didn't pursue it. And we all And we all just got you know grounded and they thought about telling the school But they ended up not doing that because I would just look bad like they all the parents decided just to like kind of not cover it up

I guess yeah Covered it up cops and Then there was mr. Bogart Who cut your number at the last minute because you guys were always clashing. It wasn't in. In front of 1,100 people, your big dance routine. It wasn't it, it wasn't it.

What were you doing? What was the? So the class was drama of social issues. And it was, it was billed as an improv class, but it really was a sketch writing class. And over the quarter, you developed these sketches, and then you'd perform all the sketches for the one all the good ones for the entire school at the end of the quarter. So I was in this sketch called Marcus which I played

like this character Marcus and right before the show started he cut that one for time and that was like my best like the funniest sketch I worked on all quarter. Hmm. The mr. Bogart get hurt. Yeah, he's spraying his ankle. The spraying his ankle. No, I'm just trying to think of this injury that you pushed him off in front of everyone.

Like everyone saw him get pushed off a stage. It was backstage. I thought you pushed him right. All these had his fellow four feet. I didn't push him. Yeah, he did. He fell four feet by it. I didn't push him in front of 1100 people. It was like backstage

And he went flying through the curtains. No, and felt how did he fall off the stage? He felt because he didn't fall off the front of the stage He felt the side of the stage. Yeah, it was like a lift like a stair lift. I don't know like and he fell back onto like a stage Hand yeah, no like I don't know. There was like something back there. He fell and it was like, got him on the ropes. No, there was like a staircase and you like no further questions, Jiggy. You all right. Okay.

I would much prefer that your last name was Jignotowski. When did they tell you you were adopted? I found out when I was in middle school. Did they tell you? Um, I started to like kind of wonder because I didn't look anything like my parents and like, I don't look anything like my sister. And so I would, you know, it's around that age where you're a little more inquisitive and like I

Brought it up and they were honest with me and they asked me if I wanted to like pursue to like Find my parents and I I decided that I wasn't something I wanted to do It wasn't like I was like living up like foster care or anything like that like it was at birth So I I decided not to pursue it. Why did your parents adopt? I don't know if they couldn't have another child but they had my sister and then or I don't know. So I guess maybe they just want a second child like a boy and a girl. But. All right, moving on to the cars. How much has your father made a year on average?

Estimate, you don't have to give him exact numbers. How are some of those types of cars? There's some touch returns. Like, over six figures, like he did well. This is about what the father, the cars, and you're asking what his father did? Yeah. Yeah.

I'm really, that's a stretch. What does that have, in fact? I don't know what type of neighborhood he's in. Oh, okay. And what sort of cars would be Parkinson's neighborhood? Okay. His father's, well, pulled out six figures, then it's believable that might be Mercedes-Benz

Parkinson's in his neighborhood. All right, I like that. You know what? I apologize, Kim. It was a good question. Thank name. All right, I like that. You know what? I apologize, yeah. It was a good question. Thank you. He had the right answer though. I mean, it's better than him asking, like, was he injured

when he fucking told him that, he fucking, he fell off and was at a cast for fucking... Oh, I didn't hear you say it was a cast, did I? I didn't hear the cast part. That's why I was like the guy falls four feet from 1,100 people and they're like, I don't worry about it, you're fine. I've been a horror on him for these last couple episodes.

I was going to call in the question the ridiculousness of the quite well. No. No, be positive. That's whole, go. This is why. You tried to see that. That's the thing. You know what? You tried to ask a good question at the intern out this time you felt but maybe next time you do ask a good question that makes

sense. Is that a something you already told you? You know what? All your questions weren't bad though. You had some goons in there too. Oh thanks. Thank you, Dave. Everybody's Okay, so who routed you out? No one routed us out. They found my friends dad found the shoe box full of ornaments. He doesn't know what you're doing. Fucking policeman. Yeah, I mean it was in the... Did you know what I did?

It was in the... Yeah, one of the friends right? I thought you'd like, well, how did you know they were stolen? No, no, no. The box... Well, I found the box. He had to be like, what of the friends right? I thought you'd been like, well, how did you know they were stolen? I know that you meant. No, no, no. The box. Well, I found the box, he had to be like, what's the story?

Some kid had to break down and stuff. No, I mean, I think, like even to this day, like I don't know, but like that, my friend Alex, whose dad was the police officer, I think that he caved when presented. Who is it?

How did he end? Well, I don to him. Well, I don't know. Like, I don't know if he was like tipped off or something. That kid could have been like, it was me. Doesn't have to sell out any other friends. Yeah, call all the parents around and then we'll have everybody out. And then finally, what happened

with all those ornaments in the end? Oh, he took them. I we never saw them again. He just took them. Yeah, he just posed with them. I've never seen them again. Got rid of the evidence. We cover up. Are we on to Mr. Bulger? Mr. Bulger. Mr. Bulgart. So what was the what was your relationship with Mr. Bulger like after that? What was your relationship with this abogra like after that? Um, it was interesting because he liked me. Like, he liked me as a student and like he thought that I was funny. And like, if I'm honest, like, he was the one who really pushed me to do a standup.

He was the first person to say, like, you should try a standup. I think you'd be good at it based on that class. You were probably the first person to push. But like, I think the reason reason why even could even get myself to put my hand on him, like I didn't want to hurt him. But the reason why even felt that comfortable is because he did like me. We did have a good relationship.

Like he was like a baseball coach in the way of like he pushed me to do better. So like the way that you shove a baseball coach off the stage. I know, but I didn't get along with it, guys. When he told the story, I didn't get along with him then, because he cut my scene out of the show. So I was like really upset with him. But like, we had gotten along for the entire class.

That's why I found comfortable enough to like to injure. All right. Did you or did your parents find that about it? Yes. That was like that First the emblems now this They did find out about that and but I didn't get in trouble. They tried to they almost went for suspension Like you got to do whatever you want when no repercussions I don't like physically attacking

Yeah, it was like I nudged him. I call a country ship. I nudged him but it wasn't like a yeah I didn't like a pal who undermined you. I did feel bad about it. I felt bad about it. Why daddy? Do you remember the bit that was cut? Marcus tell us about that. It was the character named Marcus who was like a nerdy guy who played Batman and the line that I was like so excited to do was like this voice which I probably can't remember but it was like this really nasally voice and every answer to every question was that like he wanted to go play bad men. He go I want to go play bad men and like these big glasses and it was very irkulous. Yeah, it was like you just steal this from Erkel. Uh, yeah, it was like 14 or 15. Okay.

But then I do the aunt to the badminton racket. Okay. I feel like I know which is the real one. Uh, story one. Just a one second. What was the name of the, it was social, what was it? Drama of social issues. DSI.

Sage comes home and she's like, Hey, I'm going to be in a play called Drama of Social Issues. I'd be like, you're going back to your mother's house. Look at the fuck away from you. I'm not going to fucking watch that shit. No way. Okay, that would be, that's the exact opposite. You should be supporting whatever play she's in though.

If she's in a play, I'm gonna put an Alexa in my seat. Okay. Okay. All right, the first story. Will you raise this one? No. Armenia is actually the, it was the first. So you're not going to blow the place up.

Right. Well, you said it was been a leaster. But Armenia was actually the first Christian nation. Believe it or not, that's why all the are. Part of the ignorance around this. All the, every all Armenian last names. So you're not a tourist. Sorry.

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I think just like the family values really like... That's a good question. I don't know, like a Italian or like Jewish, like very like big family, very family oriented. Is this repeating a lot of big, exactly what. Yeah, Joey Fattone was there. My grandparents tried to like teach me like some like Armenian like Interest S, which is hello, or thank you. Oh.

And. I think it's like anything you would think it was like. Like, that was my third question. Uh, uh, name me a typical Armenian dinner. Uh, typical Armenian dear rice peel off with, um, like, uh, Greek yogurt on top, grape leaves, yalanshi, um, baklava for dessert. Don't you live in Brooklyn? No, live in these village. Still kind of hipster.

Um, but yeah, he's not going to fucking real restaurants. I mean, you know, was he just a dry meat, could I eat, which is a dessert? So this, I'm gonna give you a little, little sum I know about you that might help. This girlfriend, not white. I'm a surgeon. That's white. I town's knee-day.

Let's get the fuck outta here. I'm a fucking real shit. No, so we need it. I don't need it. Just get the fuck out of here. I have to be on the ship. So we need it to know. So you two admit it. There's something here for the world. What is that? It has exposure to other cultures.

This is my point. He's out there mixing. So he would have exposure to. He's out there mixing. So he out, okay, so he would have exposure to stuff that are mixing. All right. Race mixing. You said you were called in for the car emblems. Call my parents.

Called in where? My parents found out about it. So the kids dad called, I'm assuming all the parents, I know all the parents. And so I remember I came back from school one day and my mom was like, well I had a very interesting conversation with Mr. Hoder. And like that just sent the whole thing into motion and that's our cover was was. Sorry, not you, Bill. why didn't you just deny it? I don't know. I felt like when you're like, I was probably 12, you know,

when you have the kids, dad who's a police officer, I grew up since I was like three, and he sold us out. Like I just figured it would be better just to like own up to it and, you know, especially since it wasn't like, they asked me, did you do this? They were like, we know you did this. And like, at that point I knew I was like,

okay, I'm gonna own up to it. Oh my God, I just had a question. I just rolled it in my head. So seriously, she's not white. Oh my God. Who was the best out of your crew? Who was color charred? Who was the best out of your crew?

Who was that? It wasn't me. It was not me. It was my friend Ben who was like really he he was like the revolutionary of He was the shagwavari. Yeah, he was good He got us like new tools Like different like types of like pliers and stuff. I wasn't very good at it But I was always like up for These little runs. Now my last question is why on earth would you all just not keep the same the emblems You took why when you just keep the ones that you took and and you know they your friends keep the ones I took yeah, it was just like Herman Munster shoebox

Yeah, we had yeah, we had I don't know it was kind of like a stash like and I didn't want to keep it and my I'm trying to appreciate your We had yeah I'm not see But the kid who held on to him he had like the biggest house with them with the most like potential hiding places and like the biggest yard That's why he held on to it.. Had the biggest house over man with six figures. He did. Okay. Um, all right, on to Mr. Oh,

guard. This one I have is there's not much to ask on this one. Exactly how off of the demo. That's demo that you what on the baseball team what did he what kind of coach was he he wasn't a baseball he was my drama to you said he was on you said that you know he was like a baseball coach in the sense that like we in that he was like very like inspiring to me like he pushed me to do things like a baseball coach would okay like he was like a baseball coach would okay Oh, he wasn't a baseball coach. I wasn't the only one that was not let it get off

Were you where you on the baseball team while you were also on the drama team? It wasn't a drama team as a class It was called drama. It was a drama team I let her All right, it was a class like for credit. It was a for for credit class Okay, but you're on the baseball team. I was on the baseball team yep and you are doing like you you were an athlete who was also on stage performing yes he's like James Franco and Freaks and Geek right like he like he never saw it oh it's fucking really good played dungeon dungeon Dungeon Dungeon it. Thanks. Yeah, no thank no thanko

He tried to get a girls number fucking piece of shit Animal You said that mr. Why is he non-jump? Sorry sorry, I just, the world's topsy turvy. I don't understand what's going on. Mr. Baldur. He, you said you attribute him as being the first person to kind of support you in your talents as a comedian.

Yes. Do you still have, did you ever try to? Did you ever picture yourself go flying the friends years later in touch with mr. Bulger? Bogey. Bulger was our teacher I am I am he was our second teacher Did you ever get back and talk with him after you succeeded in your becoming a comedian? I have not spoken with him since high school graduation, but I would. Like I remember I actually went back to my high school last year.

It was um, I went, I actually went, I went to go look for him. And he wasn't, he wasn't there but I would contact him I like that when I graduated high school like that was when like you know the teachers didn't have email addresses or anything so I don't have any red that was 2000 when I was in that class 2000 one two and you know emails and you pitched and you pitched on your college team at 2009. Yeah. I played baseball in college from 05 to oh nine. And I was in the high school from oh one to oh five. Did you ever playfully call him Mr. Bulge? 2001. So you're

please. But I would get in touch with him. If I had an email, I would get in touch with him. For that reason, I thought about it. You could in a face book on Facebook The man who put you on your path to where you who you're I haven't looked them up on Facebook I don't know his first name to be honest with you. I wouldn't know where to start there All right, all right, and you're on my fucking team for hunting cereal killers You can't find your fucking teacher on Facebook You guys have your choices? I have my choices.

So do I. You want to just, everybody like everybody reveals them. You don't say not yet. Use right down. OK, this one is the one that's real. Yeah, just right to real one down. OK.

You got a little bit choice. Mrs Johnson. She's Mrs Johnson. No, she got no choices. I saw it. Mrs J. What is Mrs J? Think. Yeah, one two or three. Honey, she says two. She says two is the true and the emblem stealing. Well, if I wanted to get her to take her broth, I'm going to have to agree on stage number two. No, I actually think it's... The true one? Yeah, that's where I have to. Yeah, I know.

I actually think it's probably number two. I don't think you shove a teacher four feet from a fucking stage and walk away like, ah, he was just annoyed. The number one, he was good with the number one, though, with your question. I think that would come up, though, and him knowing Q, though. Rage, Star, Minion. Yeah, Eaton Grape leaves all day.

You're sitting, Jiggy. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not really past his Uber stories. I'm not really careful. I'm just going to go with two. Well, wait, but Brian has a way to know. Yeah, yeah, I'm just gonna go with two. Oh wait, but Brian has a way to know. Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go with number two.

Yes, you find my answer too. That's a final answer. I don't think he's assaulting teachers. I wish, did anybody find me? Did anybody look up while he was saying any of these things? Is he right about Armenia being a Christian country? Oh, I think he is. You just want to suck them out.

There's a fucking Muslim. Like by any means necessarily like, we need to triple fact check this shit. You have to put that on the census. I know. Tell them Steve Debton census. I think it's too as well. I'm gonna tell you why.

He completely fell apart with the shoving of the teacher. Somehow his backstage. My shitty question. Yeah, you'll did some good results. Yeah, because he said there you showed them backstage and there's two stages then because there would be two. The stage you would fall off in the front row. The crowd is. Why would there be another stage in the back that he could fall off? And I feel also he I think he did sell during the story that they didn't get along and then he changed it later. I thought there was a little inconsistency there.

There's a good best friends. The reason one gives me pauses because he does have an unusual less. I mean, I know there's no normal, according to the news. But he does have, there's a reason with Colin J. What's the last name again? Chegargian. I can't remember. I've only got five years. Cargian. I've known a couple of years. I don't know this first name.

94.8% Christian. Right? He knows about Armenian. You know, and that's your Armenian. A person I've ever met. Apostolistic church. I'm going back between one and two, but... How could he not tell you he's adopted though? Also, I think there's an difference between the cop having the bigger.

I know what Borsik helps me, and it is not... They don't have big houses in $600,000 Armenian dudes. They just don't. So... I can't believe I just didn't ask him when his father did. To make those six figures. You would have to tell me, even if you didn't want to. You're playing the gig. So I'm going to go with two.

I'm going to go with two. And so, two is across the board so far, right? It's the board. Yeah. The fact he knew the Armenian is a Christian country no one would know that no one. No one would know that. No one would know that. No one would know that. No one would know that. No one would know that. No one would know that. No one would know that. No one would know that.

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No, I was raised. You don't have dance on it. Oh, no. I'm gonna to go with number three just because I feel that it was just kind of boring. You're going to go with number three. You think he shoved his teacher off a stage? I think, yeah, I don't think I think that he may wind up to him and try to console him. Hey, we're gonna have to cut this and maybe he would have his arm around him

and he's like get off me and like he was upset. He's like he's an emotional dude. Yeah, but when I still want to bet so you know he's all over the place. Like he might get a little upset especially if it's his passion. Yeah, you know He became a professional entertainer not a professional baseball player so it would be his his passion nothing to do with his talent. We have 84 mile per hour. What's the fastest though. No, he's no one right. You're saying that, you're saying like you didn't you didn't you didn't have what it took to become a major basement. No, no, no, I'm like, that's that little frame now throwing that's it, that's impressive. I thought he was a bat boy. That's the crazy

you see that you see. No, I'm not saying he can't pitch fast. He's like wow, look how frail he is. And he throws slower than everyone else, but he's got he's that gumption yeah was this his make a wish? why the fuck is he on the mound? he's not there. yeah. wow, okay, Jake. I'll go with number three. I just feel it's just kind of like just

kind of it just feels like it would be the real one. if he if he fooled us all that's a stunning thing. then you're definitely out. Well, yeah, it would be stunning. It would be like throwing a no-hitter. Or I reveal. We're being able to perform Marcus and the cumbersome. Just give us a little bit of tension. Yeah. And be like,

drag it out. Just a little bit. You're a showman, Jiggy. You know how to do this. I had some martial break we can go to. No, we don't do any commercials.man jig. You know how to do this commercial break we can go to no I thought you said you want to do All right, so I guess in Let me do this the way I'll go build the drama so we have three options So I'm gonna cut one initially okay, all right to get to a final one so I Was All right, well, I want to get to a final one. So I was not adopted. Whoa. Mm.

I was not adopted. You knew the Armenian? My family is Armenian, but I was not adopted. And I look exactly like my mom and my dad and my sister. But I was definitely not adopted. I was in L.A. when I was in rehab, they let me go on a day pass to in and out and I went to like little Armenia. Every single girl looks like him Kardashian.

They all have that real like nice look. They all look like my girls. I don't look Armenian. Yes, I'm a vegan. What are you doing now? I was so like a lot of Armenian print-up. Yeah, by the way. On my dad's side, definitely very... Very Armenian, but I don't look Armenian, so...

I feel like a semifcreator. He's next like, chick with no bra. No, no, no. I don't have any movies. I don't have any movies. I don't have any movies. I don't have any movies. I don't have any music. Yeah, it's like very,

classical, like kind of like Russian Russian. Is it in Qingcheng? No, like they're clapping the little, the little the little the gypsies and shit or the Indians. The, the Hindus, that's a cool fucking dance. Right. Right. So, so the two stories that we have left are the emblems, the hood ornaments and Mr. Bogart. Mr. Bogart. Mr. Bogart is a real teacher. But I never pushed him off a stage. The hood ornaments. It was real. Wow.

So we got it right. You're always right, baby. True story. When I was, yeah, I was 12 years old and, uh, Hey, even asking shitty questions, I got it right. So, I was part of a little hood ornament gang when I was 12. But yeah, your friend did rat you out. Right, yeah.

There's no two ways about it. And the reason I thought about that was I just saw him for the first time in probably like six or seven years. Like just saw him, he came to my show at the friar's club on Friday night. And we were talking about that story. The kid whose dad found you at Hodornaids. And that's why he didn't. It wasn't a big deal because it cops like fucking stupid,

stupid, stupid. I'll cover it in the subject. Oh yeah. If they've been with anyone else's you're pretty much like to like do something but yeah, it was just it wasn't a good look Very jiggy You're you may have passed to be on that but I got a little fucking dyslexia for you now He thought he was out of the woods

He thought he was out of the woods. You thought that you think you were... Before we get it, can I, because I just want to say, goodbye to the audience for a little bit. Okay. And, you know, I'm definitely going to miss this. And, you know... Who knows if I'll go down to the set, visit maybe a Space Monkeys,

we'll pop up somewhere, who knows. That would be very welcome. I can't be without you for that long. I just can't. That wasn't an option. But it's with a heavy heart that I do leave and hopefully you know I will send those in. Yeah. It'll go. You know what? At least you're doing it to to go and further your career and all that shit. It's not because you're out of control and on drugs and have to miss them on. Okay, now on. Just one clue, this is the game we play where you got to come up with the

opposite. Just one. We're going to do one, make a quick, these guys know the answer already. What do I have to do? I give you two, it's a two word answer. Okay. Let's say, for example, let's say I gave you the hate mansion. What is the opposite of hate mansion? Playboy mansion? You're close.

Love shaft. Oh, okay. We're not doing it with words on the first time. Yeah, this is his first time. Okay. So both of the words are the opposite of what it is got it Yeah, not just the roughly speaking. Okay. All right. I can handle that I get the game Let's have a just be an easy one for you just to get on just to single blind Think of your girlfriend Single blind and if this was a sanction match

I would have reversed that to blind single because everything it's it's dyslexia it's backwards But for you it's single blind it's backwards but for you it's single blind. I got this one. We've done it right that's why you got it. I got it a while ago which is why I made the joke at his ladies expense. God. Okay single. So double. There you go go so double and blind is sight doubles or double vision do you see a theme emerging here, Jake I see what's happening okay oh because they're are they their songs they were all shitty songs you never want to hear again they're all songs but they're not always songs they They could be like conceive conceive bill

I'm sorry conceive. Oh fuck conceive point. I would have been kill bill. Okay Get it got it. Do you make these uppers or a website you're getting these? Get them get them. I mean get them. We create it this game. Okay, and uh, we're pitching it to me and get them get them and we got them Um, all right. How about this? Wait, who are you pitching it to a network? Who me and you know, see me paper dwarf tight-lipped Is a bit of left Good luck and dwarf

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What? That's a stretch. Oh, you think? Well, I've had people get it, though. I've had people get it. Yeah, get them. Works? How's works in games?

Oh, it's the opposite of a game. What are you talking about works? I like works. What's the opposite of what's the opposite of going to work? Games? Yeah, tough. How is games the opposite of playing? What's the opposite of working? The work or play? You get the opposite of horse. Yeah, yeah, that's the last one, the opposite of horse. Horse? Yeah. That's the only one. This is just because he's always throwing horse in my face.

Horse? He's always throwing horse in my face. Horse? Yeah. Satisfied. Games, the opposite of horse is... Such a stretch Horse horse. I the opposite of a horse. I don't know you graduated college and you're not getting this

Dog dog no dog It's a mechanical it has wheels a horse is an animal has legs come on jiggie it has wheels, a horse is an animal, it has legs. Come on, Jiggy. Just a transportation. Yeah. Work game. Yeah. But like both of those are assuming, like,

work game is like you're assuming that like, if you don't work, then you're at home and then you play games. Yeah, but you know, I have to. He's arguing a lot with you. He's the champion of the game, though. This is where this is the, but I have to explain to a lot of people is.

Mostly everyone except for me and get him. The game though this is where this is what I have to explain to a lot of people is Mostly every one except for me and get them there are not natural opposites to every word There are no such thing as real opposites That's what they want you to believe So the the challenge of the game look at Alex Jones over here Is you know for a fact there's no real Opposite to works right I mean a hungry games games so you have to go all games work play you play a game opposite of play work it's thinking linearly linearly and laterally yeah

you're thinking too laterally Jake Jakey, you have been your whole life. The challenge of the game and what makes it fun is that there are not always exact opposites to these words. So the opposite of you have to start to start to start casting that real. And go in there. And if that first word, if there isn't exact opposite, that helps you. And also we give categories like songs. But you said the opposite of a horse is a car? Yeah. Bound and that's the opposite.

It doesn't matter what you're alone. You're alone. He's gaslighted, that's the end of believing it. But you know, you have to, there has to be. You're a little bit of a reason. We wouldn't have just given him a horse. It was, it was a police car. So it was burglar horse

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These were the clues from last week, and I got to say I was very happy with the response to last week's dyslexia, excuse me, not a lot of emails, not even wrong emails. Just a handful. There was a man who did get the answers right, which shocked me, but I was very happy just a handful. There was a man who did get the answers right, which shocked me. But I was very happy to see just people

stymied. It made me really feel like I achieved something last week or maybe just people are just not playing anymore. Maybe that could be the reason, but I choose to believe it's because you're bamboozled. But anyway, last week, the clues were hate or pacifist hate. And that was love warrior. Second clue was Yamakaos Max minus plugs. No, actually it was Yamakos Max plugs

but and that was Tampons and Mini-Sembreros and the final clue was cat Bible Yor. And obviously that was its porn dog. And I guess now people are, that's the sound of a million people slapping their foreheads as they Those were all previous titles to tell them Steve Dave episodes so Feeling the glow off off of stumping everyone last week. I'm gonna make it a little bit easier this week again Send in your answers to K muse to a Gmail and If you get the answers right if you're the first person who answer in with your address, you're gonna get a Prussian mini kissing devil skull All right, so And if you chew and you felt like you know, I know I've seen I looked at the some of the sales and the other minute

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