Tell Em Steve-Dave - #372: King of Swing

Episode Date: May 7, 2018

While BQ lights up the silver screen with his matinee idol looks, Bry and Walt talk to the legendary Ming Chen and play a new game with him. Music: Dave Wimer - Daisies and Razor Blades

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I got Walt Flanagan here, but BQ is off. That's right. That's right. Star of the Silver Screen. He's gonna be gone for quite a bit a long time to I fear Yeah, you're the only one come back I think he'll come back. It'll be like when When Richie came back to happy days and then you know, he you know, it was a special event when he came back

So won't be like Chuck where he just came back He disappeared and was ever seen again, but I mean, I think we've come up with a pretty good way to handle BQ's absence while he's out filming. It wasn't good idea. You're like, let's just fill his seat with leccer's. But I mean, I did would take what TSD taken lemons and turning him into lemonade. We're going to have special We're gonna have special TSD Alumni sin in every week that that cue is gone hmm

And I know people are going well. Oh come on. We've heard enough of get them We've heard enough the Sunday Jeff. Right. That's why we're don't wrap pulling them in There's someone who you will rarely catch on a podcast here Someone who there's no way you've had enough of them You love them so much you want them to sign it your shit twice He's a gentleman make chin. Yeah. Hello, hello everybody. Welcome to tell him Steve Dave. Wow. It's been a while guys I mean, that's what I was thinking too when I when I asked you I was like what better way to kick off this cavalcade of

Tell him Steve Dave guest stars to sit in for BQ then with the guy who is there at the very beginning and who has really Left us behind and as you know put his really left us behind and as you know put his his left legs behind so you guys will never leave me behind you'll never leave me behind well you've left us behind I mean I wouldn't say that it just you know I got I got bissier and embarked in a couple endeavors

but I will always be here the moment that you text or call me I I will always rush back here. Well, that's definitely appreciated. Like I said, I wanted the first person to sit and be a Q's chair to be a guy who was there at the beginning and who was there. I think was very important. And part of our podcast and being liked and being well received. I believe he was a huge part of the appeal to that in those early years.

For all the damage get him did, he kind of repaired. He was there before get him. Ming was, yeah, yeah. That's a lot of damage guys. That's a lot of damage There's no way you're gonna repair all of that damage Yeah, Ming was there in the beginning and and started with isle comics, right? I did yes Star with isle comics went into the Mike and Ming show puck nuts This morning show you did for a long time did yeah held that torch for a while that's some dues

The smorning show you did for a long time. I did, yeah, held that torch for a while. That's some dues, right? That's what I mean. Like, yeah, he paid dues for all of us pretty much. I think. Yeah, I mean, how so? He's equaled the amount of time that we've done, and I think with all his other bullshit,

you know, by bullshit, I mean, the labor of life. Yeah, was it as meaningless or meaningful, I mean, I don't know, but, you know, I definitely put in some hours though. Yeah, what do you think drew you to? Oh my God, we should never do this with the store open, more with anyone else here. What drew you to it? Because like podcasting? Yeah, like, well, no, no, no, I mean, I know why you started, but like, what drew you in so hard and so deep. I think it was, when I went to high school for most of college, I didn't say anything. I was more or less mute.

I didn't think, well, I, I didn't think anyone cared about what I had to say. And I found out later on in life, it was true, but, but you all stop saying it now. I won't stop saying it. And now I have a venue, a medium to express all my bullshit. And some people, some people by the virtue of whether a TV show or it's associated with you guys, well, actually listen. So it's great. But yeah, I think it was all this pent up, all these pent up opinions or

just just wanting to say something. Did you have a lot of opinions in high school? You didn't get the voice? I think so. I was afraid of what I was afraid of sounding stupid. And again, later on, I found out I was correct, but. Well, then you found a partner where you like and stupid as I sound.

He's gonna sound stupid. Yeah, pretty much. Pretty much. Yeah, so if you get, yeah, that's a trick, ladies and gentlemen, find some of the sounds stupider than you and you will sound awesome. And then you go into business with them. Yeah, your in podcast studio.

Yeah. This is, he's an industrialist right here. He's a part owner of a comic book store. He's used to it. That's right. Yeah, you're out. Did you mention that? No, not yet.

Yeah. Not only if you opened up a podcast studio, now you're part owner of a comic book store. Yeah. What state? It's in Houston, Texas. Houston, Texas. So you don't get much time to spend out there of a monitoring your store. I will kind of a store owner. Are you? Are you hands on? I don't know how hands to spend out there of a monitoring your store. I will kind of a store on our are you?

Are you hands on? I know how hands on you can be. I'm not that I'm contributing. I'm contributing, but yeah, it's not an ogre. I'm not it. No, not at all. There's someone else ahead. You can see the staff and let's say the staff is like texting on their phone.

Yeah, they're like a daisicle. They're trying to catch Pokemon. How would you handle it? I. I come on. It's happened. You walk in. on their phone. Yeah, they're like a daisicle. They're trying to catch Pokemon. How would you handle it? I I Come on, it's happened. You walk in it's exactly this I mean now I'm not the owner, but I run the place so when I see so I see get them playing Pokemon. Yeah, I got it I got us I got a crack the whip. How do you crack the way it's tough cracking whips against people You don't see every day, so I should make it easier. I know I've been told I'm gonna see that person again lash into them

Yeah, like like like just so he's kind of easy on a lesson to them and then fire them. No don't fire them Yeah, just yeah, I mean ask you to high times. I've just laid into him. Oh, we've seen dreaming. I've seen it and you know and something You know and for the most part, you know works. Yeah I've been eating you just need to cow people Yeah, five foot four Asian, you know, I can be a plus here And I'm never there. Your reputation of being very nice procedures. Yeah, it's tough That would be a shocker though like if. Like if you're having an employee there and he's, like he's coming and then you just freak out on them,

screaming, throwing stuff. The full John McEnroe at the end. I think you get results. You're probably right. I think you'd see, because people would be terrified. You're probably right. But I did not expect that at all. You know, it's even easier to just hire good people

that don't scrub that off. And so you don't have to lay into them like that. I'm just, you know, maybe just a suggestion to you water. Yeah, or, you know, you could just tell a manager because I wouldn't want to do it either. Yeah. Like I wouldn't want to lay on the people. Yeah.

It would annoy me and I might say something that's like, what are you doing? Yeah. Yeah, we've got management. We've got people handle things like that. I'm very You're CEO you're up there. You're not a yeah, I don't do it. I got boots on the grass. Yeah, the general doesn't engage in battle General stands at the time right or TV show. No, that's Mike's ringer wonder woman Who do you think that who who could that be, Brian? Who could that be? I don't know.

I would like to say his wife, but I know he's a mistress. Yeah, or several of them. Yeah, because he's a man about 10. He's, yeah. Struts all over Broad Street, those Jesus sandals and those acid wash jeans. Yeah, he does.

And I think he's on that blue pill now. So, yeah. So he just has an erection all day. All the time. Catholic school gets out. Yeah. Hello, ladies. Yeah. Nice skirts you were in there. Those are those are below the fingertip rule. Would you have to separate your business dealings if Mike started flirting with high school girls? Oh, I think, uh, holy flirtatious. It's not like not like mentioned their skirts. He's just like, hey, girls.

It would be very. It's all over night because that's very unlike him, but overnight, if he would, uh, make separate his business dealings with Mike, if, uh, if Mike started flirting with the RBC girls, but like not hardcore just like, hey girls. I wonder if this has this come out. I don't know. Yeah, we have no idea. I thought you were talking about the table for three seconds. Yeah, we have no idea. I thought you were talking about the table for three seconds. Yeah. All right.

So, how is the quarrel store going very well? How many months has been open now? It's been open since late January. So about three months now. It's just closing in on about four months. About four months. Doing very well. Doing very well.

Every table is full. And who did you tell Rahue? It's Colin by? Colin by a left-fielder for the San Francisco Giants Active, right active hunter pens. Yeah, it's a major league baseball player How did the hell does he find time to manage the place if he's If he's playing baseball You know the way most people can just kind of internet stuff in though, you know

You know, so he watches so like you have cameras set up and he's there cameras in the I don't think he's watching He's just you know, he's calling in like i do like hey everything going all right okay all right good thanks you know i'll call you in a week who's the day-to-day manager there we have a couple guys uh we have a guy who runs the uh he runs for the best coffee houses in texas and his name's David pure he knows what he's doing. We have people who know what they're doing. Him and our partner said, we don't have people here to know what they're doing. Is that a?

No, no, no, no, no. I don't get the David of that story would be the wall flag in the store. Get him a score. Who's the kid of a girl's work? If there wasn't, get him a, would be, come on. That's what you be freaking out. Yeah.

Should there be a get him? Man, he's torn. No, I know you guys don't want to see it work very hard in here though I just don't get them get them when when you got a but you got a ride I'm like a ox sure you give them a simple task full of simple parts of birdings yeah you literally have to ride you have to me like on top of him he's easily distracted mostly by LEDs but it's but it's whether there is headlights

yeah on those little lights that he uses for under the counter any number of lights he is he is the most obsessed person I've ever seen with lights yes like I've noticed he's fascinated by lighting you love the irony is his house does not have electricity you're all right so there's no get them at the coral. No, everyone, you know, we, everybody's,

everyone's a very good employee. Everybody's not okay. Yeah, they've either, they've had history with them. There's a special program for hiring under it. Yeah, so yeah, everyone's pretty great. What, what's Hunter Pents? Hunter Pents, yeah. So he comes to you and he's like,

man, I gotta talk to you. Like, one of the employees has been tapping the till a little bit. He's like, I wanna take him down. A little bit. I wanna take him down to the basement and teach him a lesson. Yeah. Are you in? Yeah, man.

If he wants me to go, and he has, he has one of his maple, like baseball bats from the San Francisco Giants. Yeah. Who's a more, what's it called? More controlling, and not controlling, but who's a more who has more stake? Yeah, who's got more stake? Oh, him definitely. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You mean the multi millionaire? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's not. He's not wrong. He's not wrong. I don't need to mention numbers, but the pop it's his last contract is very public. Right. Right. I understand,

but like what's the controlling aspect? Like like what's the what's the is it would you be a comfortable giving on break down like percentage wise. Oh, it's all equal. It's five partners. Oh, there's five partners. Five. Yeah. Okay. Wow.

So you 20% each. Yes. Wow. So you are an equal owner. Yeah. So he's a counterpens then. Yeah. You're right.

Again. Yeah. Well, he's not he's not, he's not like a controlling aspect. We're gonna be afraid of him anymore. You may or may not have put like most, if not all the money into that. Tell him you want to hire, get him. Yeah. Tell him that there's no if ads or buts.

It's I got a guy. It's my first order of business as equal partner in Coral Sword is to hire discussion Jersey that's consistently no no no because Walt needs his get them so what you're gonna do is you're gonna hire his Mexican equivalent I'll get them it's right in Houston it's right over the border do you I know you don't drink lattes but you know like I always post those photos of the fancy art and shit on it can get them to that if you can do that he's got oh so you're telling me it's not just about running the comic side of the of the of the of the story of the you got coffee coffee side how big what's the biggest

I would say the most important facet of the story is that the coffee it would be the coffee yes really that's what that's what keeps the place of float the coffee first word is cafe yes coffee the corral was the first word it is I mean you know when we describe the place coffee game games comics also comics are a distant third then I mean, you know, when we describe the place, we'll just call it gaming commons. Cawaffee gaming commons. Games, comics. So comics are a distant third then? It is a third, yes. So how, and how, so gaming is,

was it like 50% coffee, and then 25% gaming, 25% probably more 30 to 35% gaming's over, and then comics. It's rough comic world. It is. You know, it's, you know, it gives a lot of competition. You got your Amazon's trying to, you know, for sure your commentologies or digitals.

It's a tough world. You got to get a, you got to get up extra early and be the hardest worker, yes, when you're in the comics world. Yeah. I think I heard that on an audible book. I was listening to this week. Good Lord. If the guys just play ability one more time Isn't there a way to motivate get him with LEDs like you can marry the two Kind of signs like a neon carrot on a stick

You know like you know like I don't yeah I guess it says but hard work will set you free yeah I'm locked in a monster I should I take that bad I'm gonna say that's bad but I'll say for you I don't have a stake in a corner so right wow all right so so you got you got a successful you launched a successful comic book store have and now your other launch is a podcast to you yeah yeah unlikely maybe not so unlikely but one that I didn't complex store. I have. And now your other launch is a podcast, do you think? Yeah. Yeah, and unlikely, maybe not so unlikely, but one that I didn't know if it would work or not, it's never been done before. Word on the street is you needed to expand recently.

We did, yeah, we started with one office and one studio, we've expanded to two. What's the name of the place again? It's called A Shared Universe. Got a website? Yes, AShareduniverse.com. Where did you come up with that name? My came up with it with the whole comic book world. You share universes, you know, crossovers and Iron Man fighting a long Thor. They have their own universes.

All right, because I thought that it was total like share themed, like the singer. If I could turn back time. Yeah, like everything you're like, we're gonna share the shit out of the splits. Yeah. I did not realize that was what that was the name of the significance of the name. I don't know if it was about, yeah.

You never cared enough to ask. No, I just, I don't know why, but I assumed it was just like, we're gonna share,'re gonna share with your knowledge I thought it might like your podcast and all part of it's got many meetings and then you know Pots multiple meetings and podcasting everyone's got their own little podcast universes So everyone comes together a studio to share them Wow, are there any people that come in and you're like I'll take your money I'll take your money. I couldn't name names.

I'm not gonna name names, but I can't. You're not gonna name names, but. This early in the game. You're excluding my. Yeah. And his wife. Oh my. Oh my.

It's early in the game. I'm not gonna like start alienating our customer base. Your smart man. Your smart man. Yeah. Your business man. It's gonna happen though. We welcome everybody, but you know, some people, did you take any business courses in school?

Because that's very smart. What you just said there, you're not gonna alienate your customers. Yeah, no, I haven't learned it. I'm still trying to tell Brian, I have a can alienate, our customers are just our listeners. I ain't got a fancy cup. Like, how am I supposed to retain that shit?

I didn't take any business courses. I just, you know, from being on the retail world, from being here. Yeah, I've learned a lot from you, for sure. Thank you. But I think that goes to show a lot of listeners who were listening to this, that you don't need to take business courses.

And here's, you're talking to a, you're listening to a guy right now who didn't take a business course and has two businesses now. Yeah. I mean, right? I mean, that shows you that, you know, you can put all that money into. Well, that's sweat equity is what matters.

It's about hard work. Don't worry about the basics of business. Pliability, it's about, you know, being the hardest worker in a room. Touchdowns, yeah, just keeps saying that kind of stuff. Yeah, 110%. Yeah. Go all out, give it all, all, they're a lot of that.

You gotta outwork your your opposition Right, you got to outthink them and it's not just about strength. It's about intelligence and mostly Plipility everybody It's a word of the day and don't eat strawberries or tomatoes. Yeah, no nightchains man You eat a lot of tomatoes. I eat a lot of everything if you follow me online you see I eat a lot of everything. How do you I'm generally genuinely curious as To how you could possibly enjoy half the shit you do that I see you do it on Instagram You're like hey, I'm with this person in New York having drinks and it's like an all-day thing where you're like pub crawling and like

And then the next day you're with someone else doing something similar, but like having just as much fun. How can I maintain that? It's with somebody else. No, I know you only have like two friends, so you can't, you know, you know, they'll then kind of enjoy. I like it. Yeah.

Well, you genuinely enjoy it. Absolutely. Yeah. We were, we were at Harrisburg I think we would have done a con in Harrisburg We did do a kind of Harrisburg. It was a and uh it was a farm show complex So we went in there and the whole place Yeah, I thought shit and uh where we did our panel is where they marched the animals up for the auction like you know

Oh really? This is best see the bull number six. We can take bids. That's where we did our panel nice was it was it a I mean, does it, does it matter or was it a successful con? Did it matter? It was in a, in a farmhouse. We got a guarantee. So any, any Connery of a guarantee, that's a success. Yeah. Well, I have two people show. Yeah. We got paid in the unthank God. And then the next year they did it and it was in a back. It takes for two years. That was our payment. Next's really did the same kind. They didn't use a farm show complex. There was an abandoned mall that they did. Really? Yeah.

So it needed to say, you're very as dicey to begin with. Your three is not going to happen. Oh, no, no, no, it's official. There's no year three. So you killed the con. We didn't kill. No, I think the thing we killed the con was the promoter. I won't mention his name.

She did on his wife and she went on his Facebook and told everybody. Oh really? Yeah. And that's enough to get people to not want to go to a good one. That's a lot of drama to deal with the uh, sure. Yeah. A lot of drama. A lot of, a lot of, a lot of, oh, absolutely. A lot of soap opera, ask, there's a lot of stuff. Yes. On the concert. I can tell you where there's none. When you go from your table, run to your hotel, run as fast as you can after the condense and just hide until the next day. I don't see it. That's me. I don't see any.

Oh, yeah, you're causing your own drama. Yeah, I got plenty of drama in my room by myself. Yeah. Outside parties drama right now. And that's why we're here. It's too much. Why we're here. So what are your plans then for shared universe like like when you and Mike five-year plan

Five-year plan is to hopefully open these up in every major city I think I think there's a need a cocoa purie Are they in every city? Like not a store that's like two doors down Like a gap or yeah, like like Apple piece man like in every city. We're something that's not dying industry. Yeah. Yeah, your friendly neighborhood podcast studio. Yeah, listen, I mentioned Apple. Because you could steal that from Apple.

Yeah, don't mention Apple. I'm not stealing anything from Apple. Apple be socks. That's a very business like. You know, so like you post it. What if Apple bees wants to do a podcast and share beautiful, or advertising, which is more likely. That's right. Mr. Apple be would like to do a podcast.

No, maybe not Apple bees. Oh, I think one in every major city would be cool. What's what's a major city deal? Chicago LA San Francisco, New York, New York City, definitely London, Beijing, international Tokyo. Why not? I, yeah, there's a year for podcasting everywhere. I've rockess. It's, it's ivory coast. Now you're getting a little nitch. But yeah, I've asked that's,

that's a big dream. And you know what? I read though that you got a dream big and you fight for your dreams. And you don't let anybody try to tear your dream. Yeah Again, that's TV 12 Okay, I was struggling like where could you hurt that? Where you guys pull this for you read the Tom Brady book He's got a book and does he read it? Are you reading the audio that the audible version? I have to be a PDF that gave him got me and I also brought the audiobook to him. Does he read it? Yeah. Oh,

wow. Okay. Tell me in that, not the not the intro, but in the second part, you're like, can he use the word playability anymore? I got it because Walt's like, yeah, you should read it. And I was like, so I got the audible version. Yeah. And I was like, all right, I'll check this out. And I listened to the first chapter today. I was like, wow, he likes that. We're, but it truly believes in it, I guess,

because he won't stop talking about it. All right. Playability. I think, and I also believe, I don't know if maybe I'm reading too much into it, but I believe he means not just physically, playability. Mentally, playable.

Yes. Right. Well, that's not good. Though it shows we mentally strong, not like bending to the will of whoever's talking to you. Flexible. He probably does mean that because he's trying to make... You can't be so rigid in your ways that you can't see an alternate route to success,

like Ming-Di. Right. Yeah, he's like, I don't have talent or education. Yeah. So, just... Oh, you know, rest on the floor. On order of this, pet leads. Yeah, pet leads. I'm building him. Yeah, I mean, it's a

remain playable. You don't need fancy degrees. You don't need you don't need startup capital just be just need to know a famous director and a famous baseball player. Yeah, and then I don't work on it. They can't just on TV. And it'll all work out for you. And this all stems from in case anyone listening doesn't know what now I can imagine that, but you designed a website just because you were a fan of Clerks back in 1994. And it was this.

Well, this is a guy who's like, guess what? My name is really KIT. You don't say. For anybody who doesn't know, yeah, it designed a website in 1995, 1995 after I saw the movie Cler clerks Kevin saw it gave me a call and that's that led me all the way to here yeah so you never know that's what you never know what little thing you're gonna do I'm just gonna capture someone's attention got two kids out of it ladies and gentlemen but you never know what what if I may listen out there You never know what you could do or show somebody

It could you never know what it could branch off into it could take off. Yeah, you know, I mean the odds are I mean You're you're in a one-and-a-million story. You're you're like Rocky Balboa Basically, I mean, it's unlikely that it'll ever happen, but you never know though. To another person. Sure, man. Look! Oh, boy! Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do- I want to get with a real man. Yeah, I'm like, come here. All right, what about you? All right. This is a story.

Yeah, you know, not often do I hear you imitating clubber Lang? I believe I want to hear more of it, but there's one moment. There's one moment you're about to end your own career by doing clubber Lang imitating. Yeah, if you want more, you can come to Sheridan University and do all the Mr. T.

In which you want. So what does and come to share the universe will do all the mr. T You know what? So what does someone get with the with the shared universe package? Let's say somebody wants to go in and do a podcast. What kind of what do you do from? We have a couple packages. I don't want to start pouring What you talk about you in my career If you come in if you need if you know what you're doing, what's the bare bones? Bare bones $25 an hour. If you know what you're doing, you know how to record a podcast, but you just need the

gear or maybe at a nice studio, I think I was there last week. That's very reasonable. $25 an hour. Yeah, you know, let's say you record at home, but you don't want guests to come over to your house. It's like, Gary, we'll meet at a neutral location where they have all the gear. 25 bucks an hour. If you need, what was that?

Was that was the second option? No, that's a still, it's the same option. Still the same option. Okay. Yeah. So base price. He's saying different reasons. Oh, different reasons why you don't want to do it at home.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Most, uh, most, uh, some people want to have guests on their podcasts, but they don't want people coming to their house. Oh, you meet a neutral location, which is our studio. Gotcha. And do you guys and you guys do video do video yeah, we were doing a Facebook live or we can record it too If you want where do you draw the line on what I know you're going

You know, that's a great question Yeah, I haven't I haven't drawn any lines you haven't had the droni line No, I hope you might have to right you realize that there Because you might have to at some point be like what is this good for the shared universe? Fran name sure. Yeah, it's it's come close sure. It's come close Yeah, so you know maybe some raunchy topics that was like whoa this really Yeah, can you give it like without giving away names? But like you had to put the cabosh Like what was a topic? I haven't put the cabosh, but you know, we have a couple podcasts that come in.

Maybe they're a little more, you know, they talk a little more street. Mike, where'd you get that toddler? Oh. I'm not sure if this is the route to further shared universe. But wait a minute, they may talk a little more street. They may use that.

What does that mean? They may use terms that, you know, oh, like racist terms. Oh, really? Well, you know, I got a game coming up that I think may put you to the test in terms of maybe you might have to put the cabochon it didn't know you were so pure it is a woken shit yeah I mean it's not I mean it's it's it's raunchy yeah but it's not but what you're saying it was a racist podcast. Well, it depends on who's saying it. So, you know, So what did Mike say?

I don't like like people. I'm just gonna come on and say it. If you didn't know already. Well, that would be a turn off. I wouldn't like that either. That didn't sound like a joke. You should make sure. I like it.

I can't. That's not even less serious. I love playing with this one. Yeah, that would be, on one hand, you want to be like, hey, people can say what they want. But then to be associated with somebody who's saying weird shit like that. Yeah, yeah, because do you put, after every podcast that you

guys do at your studio, this was a shared universe podcast. No, we don't, not yet. I mean, we may have to do that. But for anyone who comes in, it's your show. We try we, all right. So you're not attached to it in terms of like if things go south for that for that particular podcast, your name isn't going to be dragged through the mode to them. Yeah, and everyone signs the documents. That's smart too. You own your property. You got legal documents. Have a truly reactive. Sure. No, she did not take it. Who drew up your legal documents? I found them online and I went through them

that just made me think this guy can't do. We really got to consider that maybe. Like, since we're going to have rotating chairs for one queues gone, maybe you should have anybody who sits in that chair, sign a document. Right, like we own Ming's likeness after that. Yeah. Well, okay, so what's that. That's the spank package. What's the bells and whistle pack?

What's the whistles is for you're you get for two hours. You get private instruction. It's also in silence of the lambs. She like when Jody Foster is telling Hannibal Lector like she's like for two hours you will get to swim in the ocean. Yeah, that private discussion for two award-winning podcasters, for a hundred dollars, you get to our package with me and Mike. The first hour goes through a basic instruction. We have slides, we teach you how to podcast. Wow. You have a multi-media presentation. Yes, presentation, sure. Wow. Like an overhead projection. Sure. It's more on a big screen TV, but yeah, really. Yeah. And you go through points.

What would be something like, I don't want you to tell, because that's information that people will pay for. Well, you give one thing. He's not going to give away his whole two hour course. Yeah, yeah. What's something that you would tell? You would tell a lot of people don't do, you know, first time, especially they don't introduce themselves. You don't know whose voice is talking. It's a basic thing when a lot of people don't introduce themselves. Wow. I've never even thought of that, right? We don't do that. I just did it every week. I'm going to talk simple quite a bit more. I'll be with so many of those stuff they don't even interact with. Who are you? If you can't, you know, nobody, if you couldn't tell who was talking or you make no connection

to the audience. But that's something so simple though, like someone's paying you for that information. That's almost like saying like, turn the light on when you, like before, you know, some people are plugging the plug in the recorder. I mean, is that, hopefully that's not one of your things, like, is it? Okay. It's the whole slide hopefully that's not one of your things like is it? Okay, it's a whole slot Separate course. It doesn't want to podcasting one-to-one class, but yeah, but I'm right, you know That's a very basic thing

Forkin introduce yourselves and have has anybody taken the A couple people take it. Yeah, oh yeah, and And they've continued with us and You get testimonials from now. You should get testimonials. I will be getting testimonials for them for sure. Cool. But make sure you're like,

Declan, like Walt Road, I'm like four testimonials. And he just used them all. Like no periods, no sentence breaks. Yeah. All in caps, enjoy all in caps. Like a, take a few seconds.

What does any of this mean? Yeah, but, you know, we'll do house calls too, if you maybe you have a home set up. Really? Nobody does house calls anymore. I know, I made a house. That's old school. To a doctor this past weekend.

I made a house call to an actual doctor. These people aren't home, but they're my class. What? Yeah, there's a doctor, she does a weekly podcast. What's a doctor? Got a collegeist. Oh, man. I would draw the line there. I wouldn't allow that. Why?

Because it's like anti-religious, right? Talking about the post. Is it all of this stuff? Yeah. How do you think we got here? Wait a minute, though. So, is there's a doctor at a gynecologist? Yeah. He's a female gynecologist that she talks about her practice. She talks about people sending questions and, um, and she answers them in her

interview and, and humorous manner. So when you interviewed me actually for one of her podcasts, so I have an interview, I'd love to have her. What did you have to offer? Like an interview and he's like, what's this? Yeah, it's because I, what would you have to offer her? I was just, I was just kind of, I was just,

she does get you But like what what could you technically like I think she just wanted me to you know She came down to our studio and I was there already so just for the first hour How could you answer those questions and out like being totally like flustered and blush and I'm going for like I know a thing or two. Yeah, if I like, that's, that's two intimate though. Yeah, I feel like if the dirtier it was, the easier it would be to address when it's real clinical, that's when I would get like awkward and uncomfortable.

Really? So the opposite way? So clinically, I think it would be easier for me, rather than speaking and like slang. Yeah, she does it in a Frank, but humorous manner. She's got a good sense of humor. It's not clinical. It's like she hooked up with the shared. She was a client of a friend who who referred her to me. So do you charge the doctor a little bit more? Because you know she can apply. No, no, it's standard rates. Yeah, standard rates. But if you want listener names, ask Dr. Angela. That's the name of the podcast and iTunes, it's an iTunes if you listen to one of the latest episodes and one of the early episodes the song quality is night and day

That's what we do it a shared universe. We are so you are there for her first first couple episodes No, I wasn't so yeah, I said what's the episode based on like our latest episode? I I can't remember the episode.'m on, you can do a search, but the one that I went in and improved was episode 268. Oh, she's dead. Oh, God, how much is there to say? Oh, God, there, come on. There's a lot there.

There's a lot out there, my friend. Wow. There's a lot out there. What's the listener base, the jazz gradat? Like, is it women or men? Is mostly women. I mean, why would men, well, what does she take phone calls? She takes emails. It's different. You

can't breathe heavy over. I didn't know like a bit or some dudes who are sure like turned on by the clinical aspect of the surely I think you work with two of them. The clinical aspect not to like I'm talking about like stir. Sure. Sure. Oh, oh, so like they're that weird. They have like speculums. Sure, sure. Oh, oh, so like through that weird. There's a weird speculums and I don't think you work with two of them. Yeah, but one of them only likes to see the horse and starps. Right. Yeah. Well, Oh, wow.

There was also I saw that I think it was a or you either interviewed her or she did her own podcast. It's a lady who owns a laundry place in town. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, did you interview her? That dated the governor? No, not naturally deprede. Yeah, she's out of business. Yeah.

There's another laundry story called a Swedish in boutique. She's organizing a 5K here in Red Bank. Oh, I talked to her. So she's organizing a publicity with that. But yeah, we plugged the business to him. Yeah, sure. Is there anyone that like, who's like, yeah, I want to start a podcast.

So I can like increase my business traffic and you'd be like, this is not going to do it for you. You're always, you're asking these leading questions that are only going to cause them to get in trouble. Well, no, I mean, as a businessman, like, I would think you would be like, it doesn't matter. Like, who knows?

We take every one. One time I was just a college student making websites for fun. Next thing you know, comic book men's Ming Che. Sure. So there's no reason to think that person couldn't. It's unlikely with that person who's like,

oh, I have like a, I have like a little boutique for dogs on Broad Street. But like they want to. If your money's free, I advertise. Now I got to think business, no, no, your money's free. I know for the He's he's there's been businesses that have done podcasts with him that are even

More fringed and a dog boutique really yeah But interesting though you wouldn't think it'd be interesting sure But like you know like they're that framer George George foremost. Yeah, yeah He you would I would be like look what could but I listen to his podcast and it was Interesting. Yeah, he did just one podcast. He's done two episodes. Yeah, what's his podcast called? Framed in Jersey. It must be much different than going in there to pick up a frame picture because that is not podcast where the conversations I'm having. You say you you're not thinking probably.ably. You're thinking, you're old ways of thinking. So it brings in an item to be framed, the significance of why it needs to be framed.

There's a story behind that thing that's being framed. And he's able to tell the listeners why a certain item got framed in his store. And like it was like, Joe know, Joe named with football. It's the football that Joe named with last touch before. He's like, and it didn't have a frame before. So, he needed a frame. Then I put a frame together. The story of the frame.

And I gave it back to him. He paid a living in the back to him. No, I think at George at Revere Framing, I think he connects on a different level. He's a super nice guy. I like him. Yeah, he really gets us great deals too. Yeah. I think he connects on a different level. He's a super nice guy like a lot. Yeah, he really gets us great deals Anyway, what's a burn every bridge man is built over the past five years. Yeah, no, he's he's

Have you ever burned a bridge like you seem like a real non-bridge burning kind of guy? I'm trying to think now I've seen you suck the dick of like my mortal enemies. I was like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry to talk like that. Okay. It's a mystery to play the game, because we can't play this game more. Well, the store is at upper right now.

You know, I try not to burn any bridges because you never know when you'll need to circle back and cross that bridge again. Have you ever wanted to burn a bridge? I'm sure I have. Sorry, man. I'm sure I've wanted to. Yeah, but you mean you're not, but you can't, you say you're sure. I'm sure I have, but you're not 100% sure. So

there's a possibility you've never want to burn a bridge, no matter how long you've been. I think everyone's wanted to burn a bridge. I can think of someone that you almost guarantee would want to burn a bridge with that person. The brine's running at the end. I'm here now. Oh, sure. Yeah. You would like that's a good one. What was that? What was that Arnold movie? True lies when they blow up that bridge? That's how you would want to burn the bridge. Oh, yeah. The Key West bridge. Yeah, for sure. With the hairier jet. Oh, God. For sure. Yeah, no, you're right. Yeah, absolutely.

There's a right. So Ming Chen is human. Whoa. Almost took right over. It won't matter in six minutes. Yeah. But yeah, I think everyone wanted to burn a bridge. But it's we're going on that way and do it all the way down by mic and do it. Okay. thanks. It's crazy how people, no matter how far back in your past, we can just pop up and you may or may not need them,

especially now with a business. Somebody you dealt with in the past might want to throw a couple hundred bucks at you for a podcast. Yeah, I could never do it, but I have envied your ability to appear to care what people are saying. And remember everyone, like you remember so many people,

all of me, and I just feel like I'm not gonna meet that person again, so I just purged the name. And then you see him again and they're like, I see him later that day. Yeah, I forget, I just forget Nate. Yeah, most of it's like a year later if we go to a state of cars. Hey, remember we talked about, you know,

steering wheels last time, I'm like, no, you're, yeah, you just flat out be like, no, but I'll, I'll fake it, sure. You're, no, I disagree. Because I've always said this. I don't believe you're ever faking interacting when you, unlike Debbie Chadwick. Well, when you're, when you're acting like you care about what somebody's saying or you're interested in what

somebody's saying, because I've actually seen you act and you're not, like, and you're not like, and you're not that good of an actor, you are fucking, you are really, really into whoever's talking to you. You some see her. I was talking to you, you seem to, you seem to care on the level where I'm like,

how does he do it? And it's not like, Like I don't even care about people, I care about this. Right. I try to, sure. Is it trying? Is it looks like it's effortless for you? I it does for some people. Yeah, it takes a lot of trying,

you know, especially if they're talking about like characters on mash and shit. I'm gonna have to stop them. Another as a stolen girl. Come on. Come on. The vote's an arrow. It's an arrow. Come on. All good here. All good nature here. I mean, I wear it at Conwons and we were walking through the green room. It's a big one too. And a guy walks by and he's like, hey, how you doing? And I was like, I what's up? Like, I did recognize him. And like, Ming is right behind me. He goes, what the fuck? He's like, it's Greg Nicotero.

Yeah. Try to get a conversation with me. I'm walking right by him. I was like, I'm sorry, because I don't look up. I'm okay. Because you just want to keep moving. Master might be in the walking dead TV show. Like one of the reasons where, you know, we were,

you know, okay, seven seasons of, well, you know, you got to respect that, though. I mean, that guy gets his butt smooched. Right. Every once in a while, he needs to completely end different, like lesser than that. You're right, not gonna sit a couple pets. Yeah to be like whatever He's got to respect Brian Johnson

I would think because like he like it's just refreshing to not be like fond over I would think Is it I I I it's all quite right if somebody's falling over you Is it's I love it man. It's not awkward at all. You love you drink it in I'll definitely drink it in yeah didn't happen in the past no one's farmed over me yeah my parents yeah now part of 2012 no funding man dear dear parents care about the TV show everything that's happened yeah my parents don't seem to care either like they don't watch it then I listen to Steve Dave says to Roachie did you, did you really expect your parents to act differently and start falling and showing?

No, no, no, no, but if they were like to watch the show, that would be interesting. Yeah, see, mind is like mine is, I don't even know if my mother watches it. And I don't want to know. I prefer that like we don't ever talk about it. We don't ever, ever mention it. It's never a topic of conversation.

That's the way I prefer it. It's like in a family where like an uncle molested one of the kids. Yeah. And we can't do anything about it. It's just, let's just sweep it up a rug. Yeah, we don't talk about it. Maybe it never happened.

It's not. I swear to God that, like it was never like we decided upon that. It just happened like She just Didn't talk about it like after like a little while she just stopped mentioning it and It's never to come up again, and that's the way I prefer it We know I mean, it's never spoken about it. I'm like I family gatherings and that's the way I prefer You don't bring it up never like oh my god. What day is it? Oh my TV show is it on today Yeah, let's let nobody worry about it. Yeah, I don't have to be back to watch it is it one 15 in the morning guys guys wake up

my TV shows on I'm glad I'm glad I had the TV is on on because I really wouldn't want to watch it all right go back to bed you know I mean do you think most people don't bring it up with it because they know you don't carry either I wish you know it be a great question for the family members. Sure. I wonder what they're, why they have agreed to this, like almost this mutual agreement that no one has voiced it. We're gonna talk about it, but I don't know. I don't know why no one talks about it, but I'm glad they don't. If he's got like a huge boil on the side of his neck, it's like, if we just don't bring it up,

like it won't be awkward. He won't feel weird and bad. Yeah, so it's okay. Yeah, so we just won't bring it up. What about your kids, your kids care? No, not really. They, you're never calling your kids for anybody out there with kids. Oh, I disagree.

Really, your kids are like, you're calling that my oldest, but I think my youngest. Or my youngest. But if he has Cooper. Yeah. I got a feeling that she's never said it out loud. You know what? She's never said it out loud that I was cool, but when I talk to her about her when she's over other friends' house and parents. I know for a fact. She doesn't

come out and say it, but I know that she thinks that I'm cooler than all her other friends parents. Right, because the dad is like the mom's like, so how was your third job like at the swing shift at Target Asshole? And she's like, oh, my dad's on TV. That's not why she thinks you're cool. No, I mean, you're in the music, like you take her to concerts and stuff. That's not why she thinks you're cool. No, I mean you're in the music like you take her to concerts and stuff That's pretty cool. Yeah, I think that I think that she's smart enough to realize though that um, you know, I will do Things for her that I I don't know other. I'm sure other fathers do that too though But not all of them not all at the night all that are like yeah driving up to Brooklyn and shit and go into these these shows that like Definitely, yeah, go into the concerts I actually a closet basically in Brooklyn.

I mean, if you go to a show with me once every five years, it seems like once every like a couple of weeks you were on a show. Yeah, that's pretty cool, man. Well, I mean, it's, but you know, it's not, but also it's not important. Like you're saying, you know,

your kids don't think you're cool. I think it's more important to be a parent than be the cool. A straight disciplinarian. Yeah, that's where you, like you may not be able to freak out on a custom employee at the Queryl Sword. Right.

But you know, that's where you can do it at home. You can totally lose your shit on the kids. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, that's a God-given right, man. That's your right, I'm not fucking cool. I'm not. Yeah. Unless you're directly involved with something

that they think is cool, you're never cool. Like, you know, if I was, if I was in a video game, you know, it could play a lot of video games. If I was a voice game, you were like a Minecraft. Yeah, Minecraft. Or if there was a Minecraft bit Easter egg, you were in it. Yeah. I think that would be cool. There's a game called Fortnite right now that all the kids are playing.

That's real popular. Yeah. If I was like one of an expansion pack or a release or something, it might be cool, but. Do the opens have the cards every time looking for you? And it's like, uh, yeah, I know. A griefer? Is that from Minecraft? A griefer?

Yeah, griefer? Creeper? Cheese were so old. Creeper, yeah. Like, what's the name of this? Creeper, Creeper is a bad Minecraft. There's like a thing that can kill you in Minecraft, yeah. is that the game or everything looks real digital? Yeah, yeah, okay They're all blocky and eat it right. Yeah, I read about it

I read a thing about the guy who created that he bought a 200 million dollar house and the article was about how unhappy he is 200 million dollar. Yeah, it's got all he invented was my craft. Yeah, Jesus Christ Yeah, it's got all he invented was Minecraft. Yeah, Jesus Christ. Yeah, yeah, the house has like a quarter of a million dollar like wall of candy. It looks like, you know, like one of those places at the mall. Really? With all candy. Look how much I've invented over the course of the past five years. And I don't know.

God knows how many derivative games you have. Yeah, I know and how many kids like, like, yeah, yeah, one two live crew are one middle aged right and I don't have enough to even buy a one true three you know, you know, you know, you got a whole candy while you came by gumball. Oh my god, speaking of though inventions, I invented a new game for you. Just for your really participation here tonight. We had to wait until it was like stash after dark. Well, it says it's raunchy.

It is raunchy. OK. All right. I'm in. But I based it. I knew you were coming in last night, and I stayed up to the wee hours and more. Oh my god.

A lot of effort. All right. I hope I can come up with this because usually, how I work is I come up with the name first, and then I come up with what's your play. Sure. So the name of the game is it don't mean a thing if they didn't got that swing.

Okay. It's the second main theme. Do you remember Saki to me? We'd be a Mingur drink and Saki in the morning. This one's not a, this one you don't have to get bladdo to play it. Okay. Yeah, it does kind of suck it But I found this

Swinger's glossary. Okay, these are these are words that only swingers use okay later Miguel Congratulations on a shared universe. We're talking to Ming Chen about it Good night Mike. These are all swingers Swinger terms okay, and you and Brian will whoever comes closest to the definition. Wow, okay All right, okay, now this what's the name of the game again? Uh, it don't mean it don't mean a thing If they got that swing. Yeah, you're talking about like swinging like Like by like street You know, I know I'm just about there just a couple different ways to swing. Swings both ways.

Well, maybe that one, that's the way for the game. That's the wrong. She might help you to win this game. All right. I didn't know you're going to be bringing your Oh, it's an encyclopedia. You're a different other with this now. Now is really awkward. That I gotta say I gotta play this with no, it's gonna be more awkward when I'm stroking my cock under the table. I should say it. Yeah. All right, the first word okay, since you are so you're our guest. Okay, you're gonna get first crack that the definite righty A unicorn Are you a unicorn mean in the swing a world? Oh my god? Okay? Well, I could have many meanings. It could be you know a man Only has one. Oh, okay, okay

Geez man. I mean the first thing that comes to mind is you know man with a big you know a big horn perhaps but That's that's bad. Yeah, but I think that's too obvious. I think uh, I get it. Which where do you want that sweet weight? You first one to know is it weird pretty gross? Yeah, talk about raunchy The first thing you think immediately right off the bat time car yeah you know of course a mythical creature that does not exist correct so in swear it's just yeah yeah what yeah I know nothing I'm maybe a fun house yeah wow are you Maybe a fun in a fun house

Okay, so it's not a giant cock A unicorn what is the what does it mean in the swing or glossary when if someone says hey look at that unicorn got a unicorn I got a unicorn wow unicorn in the house I mean I unicorn. Unicorn. Wow. Unicorn in the house. Um, I mean, I guess I would say it was like a female partner who, uh, who does everything. No holds barred. And, you know, like a mythological creature. Who also was a dick.

He also has a big dick. Unicorn. You know, horn. You know, horn. So you're saying it, it You're saying it is a female. Tentural female part of a female swinger does absolutely everything. It doesn't say no. I think we got a unicorn in the house boys. I don't think if you're swinging anyway, is there anything you won't do?

Are there restrictions? I'm sure there are rules. Your answer is in the box. Okay, Brian, give me your what you think a unicorn is. A unicorn, I don't know this term. I'm going to say a swinger virgin, like if you're at a party, it's someone who's, it's very rare that they haven't swung yet. Okay. Now I will be the judging who comes closest. Okay. A unicorn in the swinger circuit is a bisexual, but single female at a swingers party. I am going to have to award the points to Ming Chen for that. He said big cock.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, he said that it was so, it was a female who does everything. Yeah, it does everything. That's pretty close. Pretty close, I think. I think he was closer to it than what you said. Okay, so the real answer is a bisexual girl who's there alone.

Is that the part you say? A single bisexual female at a swingers party. And that equates to a cum slut. That's what you're saying. A girl who will do anything? No, I didn't. That's the definition. No, I think he's come closest to the definition than you did.

Okay. It's just because he used the word girl. I mean, that's about that seems to be the deciding factor here. Ming Chen, you are worth it. Wow. All right. All right. All right.

I'm going to leave Brian. This one's for you. I'm happy about this. Oh, these are very specific definitions though. We're gonna have to I don't have to get Have you ever suggested to Debbie Chen like hey, you want to swing? No, I think you know questions that you know the answers to don't need to be asked Yeah, you're like that will only ensure like change locks on the door

If we are at all the other should I pull that's it done it. Yeah, that probably will I don't know how to pronounce it. But the Jai I don't know if it's pronounced weak or if it's pronounced W slash E W slash E W slash E or it just may be pronounced we that's the term that's the term. Okay, so these are one of these weird acronyms like Like DTDTF or down the fuck all right

WE all right, I'm gonna go I'm gonna say wet end I'm gonna go, I'm gonna say wet end, because that reminds me of wet end. Wet end. Because that reminds me of wet tail, which hamsters get, and then if guys are putting hamsters in their ass, maybe they're just like, oh, I got a wet end. Okay, I thought you meant like, which end,

like, what end? What end do I put it in? Like, it could be the top or the bottom, I don't know. Okay, mouth or butt. Or, forever. Right, okay. All right, but you're gonna say wet end. I want to say to something to do with hamsters

Hamsters, yeah, I'm not heard of we either Thank you, and at the end of this game, but it's gonna it's really gonna you can really who's the who's the more Swinger out of the right who's the LaForeo here? Usually when you put a W slash in front of something, it means without, but the E is throwing me. What, uh, what could the, uh, what could the E mean? Like eggs, like she's fixed. So you don't got to worry about getting her pregnant. I think that's, uh, that's a little bit of a stretch. Or it could be in width as well. What word spell it? With. No, it could be either with or without.

Okay, I know, okay. All right, I'll go, I'll get with everything. Yes, I think you can. I threw it a fast food. Yeah, I get meaning that you're open to everything. And then you can, I mean, you can start instituting these, you know, these phrases at home now, once you start learning, and then you can start

to make them part of your natural vernacular. Right. Yeah. You're going to unicorns in the house. Yeah. All right. Maybe, maybe, maybe, oh, and you're, like, when you're on a long trip to a con,

what Mike, you could, like, break out this this time you guys can face time room to do you like Mike, you know Okay, it's knocking on the adjoining door Mike Mike are you a unicorn? WWE stands for stands for Well-endowed typical Typically my swingers looking for men with huge cocks if you had only saved for, stands for well endowed, typical, typically, typically,

so he's like, swingers looking for men with huge cocks. If you had only saved, maintain your, your laser focus on huge cocks for the second answer. Wow. I think that's a draw there. I think neither was. Well endowed. That's a damn it.

Yeah. We should have got right. We should have got. I feel that who came closest to that hamster or what was yours again without everything with or with everything? Basically you just said the same thing is the first answer. Yeah, I Lesson I have to go Ming Chen know I hate to lose more than Jimmy Conner's man. They didn't have anything to do with everything.

Yeah. I can't believe this game is being thrown in favor of the guest. What do you need to rent a podcast studio for an hour? Yeah. Hey, doors are always open, gentlemen. Anytime you want to come in, I'll give you. Is it like 7-11 where like if someone's like, hey, I want to record a three in the morning, you'd be over there? Yeah, I've always had that.

Yeah, I live five minutes away, I'll totally. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I know that, you know, not everyone, you know, society doesn't necessarily run on the same clock, so. That's true. You might need, like some racist might need to get in there and have a good cross burning. Okay, let's go.

Let's go. Okay, little white rock. Little white rock. Little white rock. Wow, all right, I know that, you know, that could be a drug reference, but it's not. Little white confident, I know that could be a drug reference, but I know it's not.

How do you know it's not? No, no, I think it might be a little. I'm doing it for giant cock. Yeah, it might be, I mean, like cock. Yeah. No, I'm gonna, I'm gonna take that bag. I'm gonna say, like, XC is involved. Little white rock.

A capy pill, yes. Astasy is involved a little white rock. A happy cool yes. A happy cool. A little white rock. Little white rock. Yeah, obviously you go to Coke or something. Also I'm trying to think of what an effort DJ might be. I was a Coke.

I don't know. I don't know. I've never heard any of these fucking terms. I've heard a lot of shit. I think it really, yeah, yeah, right. Apparently not. Apparently you're a bit more squared and you think you're gonna be more squared. I don't know you're supposed to know what a swinger right?

Oh, a little white rock. Yes. Normally, play rock. Or a little white rock is normally placed on the front porch of a married military members who are swingers. What the? Oh, God, I've got a million years when I have guests.

Specific. Well, that's why it's a good game is it not easy to guess? I'm never gonna forget any of these right no for sure I was a deaf I'm definitely learning new stuff today well these these so-nees are awesome all right I guess you're up for your own

it's so nobody got that one either okay yeah so it's still one one nothing well you gave me the other one so yeah I can't but this one how that came to be the little white rock like what happened that yeah there's. Yeah, I can't. I wonder how that came to be in the little white rock. Like, what happened that? Yeah, there's a story here. I don't know what there has to be somebody who did it first.

Yeah. But this next one is really interesting. OK. I dated a girl that I wasn't aware we were swingers, but she swung for years. No. No. One side of swinging.

Yeah. That's a unicorn. Unicorn. A puppy dogs and ice cream. What does that mean when someone you go in and you're going to get a finger party and someone says, Hey, some puppy dogs and ice cream. I'm going to say guys who are willing to perform oral. Really? What makes you say that?

I don't know. Puppy dogs like they, but those are always hanging out. Like ice cream ice cream like ice cream probably dogs are like ice cream You don't think your dogs would eat ice cream Yeah, I like it. They're dogs I don't know You know it's not good for their digestive system but it's not real dogs an ice cream in the swingers party Like they're just saying like I don't know I don't know I think it's men who like I give him being shamed like These so smart me about you think you know so much about this. No, I'm saying I don't know

Before this you you I know you like that. I don't know any of these terms. I know so much about these things I usually do know a lot of stuff this this I don't know. Yeah, it's a new world here puppy dogs an ice cream I'm gonna guess I don't really are reason for this but every every couple at the swinger party The puppy dog is my dinner The cream is a treat for afterwards. I think treats are involved. I think everyone involved in the swing or none of them are married They're all they're they may be attached, but none of them have our So they're married I'm married swinging couples. Yeah, okay So they're unmarried, people, and people. They're squinging couples, yeah.

Okay. Puppy dogs and ice cream is an adjective or noun that refers to any topic of safe meaningless conversation used when someone is afraid to come to terms with their sexual desires. So every conversation you have with Mike, basically, is what we're saying here.

Again, not a million years when I've guessed. No. Like not a,, no, yeah, I mean that's a you know what we're not thinking later Really, I think no problem here really thinking at all, but no, you're just like I guess just guess I guess I don't know white rock. Yeah, little way rock came though man. You really don't you know you thought we you know We thought we were like you guys are so square. Yeah, I know we thought we we were I can't believe you got onto the computer to get the fucking terms. You're so square. No, I want to see your search on your on your computer. No, this just this is just a little app that I

It's like it's a app. Yeah, swinging. I think it's like three months of search history for Tom Brady and then swing your terms. Yeah, Pliable. Who's on you? Yeah, I think I'm up.

Yeah, Pliable to Rimbledon. Rimbledon. Rimbledon. Rimbledon. Rimbledon. Rimbledon. I mean, that reminds me of the word rim job. So I'm going to go in that direction where, you know, oral, but with the S. I'm going to go

a lot of that. Yeah, I don't think I have any hints. Not so you have to be that explicit. Sorry. You know, You're willing to put your mouth on someone's rear end. Is that better? I'm going to, I'm going to use the clinical turner schvincter. No, I'm going to

fine tune Mings answer and say that Rimilton is yes indeed rim jobs, but they're going from butt to butt like two different like bouncing back and forth. Okay, so multiple. I will not allow that. You're not gonna allow that answer? I'm not allowed. You're just basically parroting Ming's answer. No, I'm fine tuning in, I just said. With adding one little second bottle. Yeah, second bottle. All right, that's your answer.

I'll allow it then. Okay, rimbledon, it's a take on Wimbledon, the tennis tournament. Okay. Oh, really? Oh, okay. Now I get it. Yeah.

It's so weird that I use that that tennis metaphor, not knowing about Wibbleton. It's actually a swingers game based on the popular tennis tournament. Okay. Where four players get together and everybody gets there. You call it. Okay. Lick clean. Okay. And people and everybody must be done in front of spectators. Wow. Okay. So basically the reason I'm wrong is because Ming answered first.

Otherwise, I would actually be closer because it's more than one but hole. But you got to get it to me. It's more than one but hole. I went for the whole match angle. I did it steal it. I fine-tuned it. But you probably, the world's greatest intentions are not the invention. But you brought you to the area of the butthole and you just like, as usual. But like you wouldn't have got there without min first. Oh yeah, I'd be like rimbled. I wonder, like, I don't, like, rumble still skin or alright you get all right. Yeah, I give I even

Yeah, I'll admit that I'll concede that the people were what nuts All right, oh, we got it wrote wine this down Everyone's getting too excited How do you think about it? Like how disgusting is the idea of? Some like you're with a bunch of people and people everyone's like in each other's body holes and shit. I mean it depends on the people like like most things but you know, if it's like you three, yeah it's you and Q and I get him. Get him.

Oh god. Get him's a lumber. The genders pliable and limbered up so his legs are behind his head. Deeply pliable enough to wipe his own ass I'm not really sure. Well, my ass on the towel. Yeah. I'm trying to find a really good one. There's so many.

Yeah. All right, he's going. He's going for it. He's a good game. Yeah, this is a great game. I say you bring this back. I say this could be a real game on TV, couldn't it? It definitely could.

Like on the Playboy channel or something. Obviously not. So still a little channel. Or they could show it on Hooters Air. Who's turn? Is it your turn? No, it's the, he's the, Brent Johnson heads the floor. So you're going to do you, what's it, 2 to 1?

It is 2 to 1. So if you tie it up here, we'll have more of you. So you need this, you need this. Breeze Boy. Breeze Boy? Breeze Boy. OK. Boy, I'm going to think of like a young guy.

Breast, immediately it makes me think of blow jobs, but maybe it's like, oh, hookin' up with him as a breeze. That's why I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go that like, it's just a younger guy. That's easy. That'll like do anything with anyone to breeze Okay, man breezy I I think the the board boys as a general term so it could be a man of any age but A breeze by a perform oral on all the males

Do you really need a nickname for that? I would think it's a swingers party, that's like everybody. Yeah. So everybody's a breeze boy by that definition then. And that's just, yeah, all of them. They'll go from, you gotta think really strange. That's not strange. Well, not at a swingers party.

I'm just, yeah. Yeah, Dixon or Broke. Yeah, that's what I mean. It's all, you're like, you're out of here. You're fucking out of here. They're lined up, he's going from one to the other. Circus. Yeah, exactly.

Like they would call the circus. They would call the circus. They would call the circus. They would call the circus. They would call the circus. They would call the circus. They would call the circus. They would call the circus.

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They would call the circus. They would call the circus. They would call the circus. They would call the circus. They would call the circus. They would call the circus. Who who wear their gene shorts so jacked up so high that you can see there you can see that they Definition of their okay, so you can you can feel it in a breeze so you're telling me that in like circus 7576 I'd grow as a breeze Be sure to pretty sure There's a moment the long people like oh grease boy You got those shorts to us all the runner but at least I did about purpose yeah okay

right I want to get hashtag breeze boy like sure um I just a guy who jacks his shorts it is just a guy you do breeze on your balls yeah or you're junk yeah yeah so who what who do you think came closest?

I do. I think you know. Well, you said you thought it was a man of all, anybody of all ages who did probably do anything. You're just like, does it all? Yeah. That's my definition for everything. I give it to Brian.

Okay. Just speaking out a little more. Okay. This is a take-home. I mentioned nothing about shorts. Yeah. No, that's okay. The tie game here, everything's riding on this

And this is yours man see I know I know pick a good enough All right Here we go building some tension here Here we go building some tension here. Woo! I like it though. Audiences on the edge of their seat. I like it. I know.

I mean, you could even like, can't you just do like a YouTube channel these days where if like you wanted to show this game? Yeah. Like you told me to do your own game, so I'm just charged for YouTube. Yeah. YouTube. Everything. Would you want to be the host of it, Walt? What's that?

If you could be the host of, well, you probably have the change of name unless Ming was there every week. Yeah. He's like one of the he's like the Ken Jennings of Charles Nelson Riley. He's always always on the panel or more Bruce Vellanche, but yeah, already Johnson. Oh, no, rip Taylor. Right? I think Wow, I'm having a hard time finding something here. So rocky. Some of them are so grotesque. Wow. Give us a grotesque one. Let's go out

on a high note. Yeah. I can't. It's so nice. It's nasty. It's like, if you didn't bring your girl, which I could have, I would have sent some of the two-live crew. You're a boss, man. A smick. A smick. A smick. A smick. A smick.

All right. Well, I think of, like, Red Hat and Irishman, like a leprechaun. A smick. You've got me Audio integrator with sucks cock in the Disney showers Don boy oh smacking sming Still focus he's like I want to win this shit So you think it's an Irish guy, you know someone I wish swinger Irish swinger or you know someone that

People are into leprechaun perceived as an Irish and And I'm gonna go he enjoys that you saw the movie clerks the other with the term snowball right that then joins the the snowballing Wait, wait, wait, so it's Irish people who enjoy snowballing yes or someone could be perceived as Irish may not be you know I was quite to say I'm really appropriate in the Irish yeah Wow, I think you're gonna lose this one too too I thought that was pretty weird I think you should have like when you went with that leprechaun that was like That was some direction. Yeah, that was some nasty shit. Oh, you're leading there, but you wouldn't take it when open to know I don't know. I'm a business owner now business

First he doesn't want to get a Rapid community Irish me with George. I enjoy the act of snowballing. That's my answer. All right, Brian You know what what a what a smick is a smick. Now I'm going to say a small dick like don't go near this guy. He's a smic. He's got a little cock. Oh good answer. Good answer. Okay good answer. For the game. Okay. Game set and maths. Yes. Rimbledon. Rimbledon. It's on the line. A smick is a smooth young cock. Wow, it doesn't have a lot of warps or bumps. Wow, usually all people do I think. We're old. You're like, I know. I've a husband. Oh, like a liver. I've got a giant liver spot on my butt. You asked me to. I mean, could the cats run? No.

It's feel free to ask. It was actually described the body. It's smell and fucked up. That's all I have. It's a monster. Yeah, so out of though, out of, out of use, you're too anxious. Yeah.

Who came closest to a smooth, shapely, attractive deck. Yeah. Work freak freak I think Brian did small he said it was small Yeah, but you went he's you went for snowball and he went yeah, he went he said the word dick though I think I Give that to you for that you're you know leprechaun. Yeah, yeah, I should probably kind of woke you bro. Yeah Yeah, I should probably kind of will care bro. Yeah Yeah, so Brian Johnson is the very first champion of It's gotta be well done. What happened to him in this game yet? It's don't make it think a thing It's been a good thing got that sweat. Well, you're the first

World champion of that Wow, will I be like in Jellnings and just like hold on to the title for like months? You could go to like a like a like a like a conflite those hedonism conventions and do like signings there. Oh sure. I'm an authority. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely.

I'll give you that. I say, I say, I came up with that and the throw is a falling asleep. I was like, what are we going to do? And I mean, I would love to play a game of Ming. And I was just like, let me come up with a name. Yeah. And I was trying to think like, like, what are we gonna do in one? I mean, I would love to play a game of Ming and I was just like let me come up with a name Yeah, and I was trying to think it's like like You like to mix

Mix and giant cups. Yeah, you like to unicorn you're talking to your sleep. I mean, oh my Get back under the bed Well, let's make thank you for sitting in for kids this week Well, we'll make thank you for sitting in for kids this week The first in a series The cavalcade of tell them Steve Dave stars. Yeah, you're the first one Who will it be next week listeners will be on the edge of their seat? We're not gonna reveal it okay, we're gonna keep it a secret and then when they doubt when they listen to the episode They'll be on pins and eels. Okay. Who is gonna be in QC this week? There could be betting polls

They could be a well We certainly don't want them to fall off the seat so it's not Mike Who is gonna be in QC this week? There could be betting polls. There could be a... Well, we certainly don't want them to fall off the seat, so it's not Mike. Tell us, Steve Dave! Oh! This is the place of light, but I'm high I can see this way, sliding over all of my Never come again Back see the power blue, see the power's less But do so beautiful, it cause because we do the race of play Back see the power blue, see the power's less

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Like the cereal, the cereals of old and the cliffhangers that we all grew up with. All right, dyslexia. Last week's clues. Continent once longs. And that was Gil against Island. Gil, 30 opposite of lungs Once is the opposite of again gill again in an island is the opposite of continent Clue 2 dumb give

I mean everybody got this one right get smart and Clue 3 individual manning individual bunch Include three individual manning. Individual. Bunch. Opposite of manning. Brady. As in Tom Brady. Now I wasn't going with Peyton Manning.

I was thinking of Peyton's father, Archie Manning, who has the most losses. I think that any other quarterback in NFL history. So obviously he would be the direct 180 of a Tom Brady. And the winner of last week was Rachel Podraza. And she's going to be getting a skull, free Prussian kissing devil skull, mini skull. he's going to be getting a skull, free Prussian Kissing Devil skull, mini skull. And if you are interested in purchasing a skull, and I'm very, very, very pleased with the sales of the skulls on Merch Table since the advent of this game. I really want to thank you for, you know, ordering some skulls.

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Wealth, walk, man. Again, wealth, walk, man. Clue number two. E, evasive. E, evasive. Clue number two. E of asive, and clue number three, poorly minimum, poorly minimum, again, poorly minimum. And before we sign off, again, if you actually give you the details where to send your answers

to, that's K Muse 2 at Gmail. Tell me the answers to those three clues, as well as the theme of those answers. And if you get all those answers right, plus the theme, you may win. You're very on mini Prussian Kissing Devil's skull. All right. But before we sign off, I did want to thank those listeners who came out a couple of weeks ago to the fourth wall signing that me and Brian had up in upstate New York. I can't tell you.

And how awesome it is that, you know, that the listeners came out because I mean, there's like a handful of people there for the CBM aspect of it. So yeah, without those guys, it would have been, it would have been some rough sledding as we stared at the owners of the store and for a couple hours. So I really do appreciate it that, you know, the listeners who were able to make it out there, I do want to thank them. And all right, so get crackin' on those dyslexia answers. This one's an easy one.

I'm expecting a lot of responses this week. This has been a production of SmartCo Internet Radio. Sir, only at smodcast.com. Um.