Tell Em Steve-Dave - #373: Number 5 is Alive

Episode Date: May 16, 2018

Walt and Bry put the 2nd of Q’s stand-ins through the wringer and confront the idea that they may live in a shit hole county. Music: Dead Is Forever - King With No Throne.

Get it, get it, grip you narcissist. Is it human? So I had a student come in to me. Oh gross, what was his name? Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell Him Steve Dave Walt the second in a series of podcasts designed to see who has the right stuff to fill BQ's chair. If anyone, that's right. Yeah, I mean BQ's out in Hollywood right now making a movie and he's gone Hollywood and we've gone to the rotating substitute co-host last week it was Ming Chen and I know you know I know

we set it up so people will be on everyone's tip of everyone's tongue who will be sitting in Q's chair next right like it's like it bigger, it's gonna be bigger than who shot JR. Yes, and if you don't get that reference and you probably don't. Guy for the guy sitting here in Q's chair, I know, knows that reference. 100% it does. That would be Frank V.

Ladies and gentlemen, Frank V who we first met when he decided to skip Thanksgiving, drive five hours and come and watch us record tell them Steve Dave years ago on a whim, right Frank? Yeah, it's over six years ago, right? But you did you know we were recording or did you just show up and we were just got lucky? I was emailing you and I remember you said I'll let you know if we record and then you emailed me back and said Hey, I know it's short notice, but we're gonna record tomorrow So I was like perfect that must have left everybody and then you emailed me back and said, hey, I know it's short notice, but we're gonna record tomorrow.

So I was like, perfect. I left everybody. So I was in the days and I would answer an email about, hey, can I come down and watch? I tell them Steve Dave record, that's how long ago I was that I would do. Yeah, not possible anymore. No.

No. Although it may be possible again, BQ's not there, so all the ladies who get like the papers and shit when they get around Q would not show up Not gonna show up. Oh for the next four weeks when luck used away. I'm not showed up from Ming Well, we're in New York, so they're not gonna show it for Frank five. We had to travel to Frank five Yeah, yeah, you you you you need you need someone to step in you have to go to them sometimes right that the Cass at Cassad Cassadee Frank Fudd,

Cassadee Cinco. And it's not sad, man. You, I have not gone downstairs yet. He said, hey, Walt, you want to go into the basement and just like any like victim you see on the ID channel, you're like, why not? You're saying the man, yeah, you're saying the man cave is impressive.

So impressive that I almost didn't want to come back up stairs and do this podcast. I was just like, I just like he has a ping pong table. He has a air hockey, a pool table. I was like, I'd rather stay down here than do a podcast. It felt like a little bit of me felt that way. Right. And Frank five does not have kids, which is a big, and that's big when you're talking about

buying all that cool stuff. He has a wall of fame too of like 70s, anybody who is anybody. If you thought JR was an arcane reference, get ready. He's got a rosemary autographed team by 10 on his wall. If you learn how to Google rosemary, you'd have to probably also Google Dick Van Dyker. I think that was the big, also the door stay show she was on. Baby Rosemarie, right? Well, and what, in door stay show? I don't know if she was in the door stay show. I remember I guarantee you she was because we could get them just downloaded all seasons of the door stay show.

I've been watching it. She's on it. She's door stays best friend. She just passed away too. Yeah, I saw they did a retrospective for her on the Decade channel 24 hours of rose Murray really yeah You do not like new TV well Some of the best TV ever put up. You don't like it. I understand that they don't like it. It's just I can't I Can't get into it. It feels like almost like new music, you know, it's like it's, it's two. It's not made for me anymore TV. It's totally disagree. It's two. It's too complicated now. It's like, where are the days where like,

like, you know, where's a broken clock or a clock that ticks too loud and keeps stores day up on night is the plot line of a whole episode. You don't see plot like plot lines like that anymore, where it's just like that. Thank God. I just hate that. That's a little simple-minded. Or do our stages happens to just help a friend

run his gas station and she's never pumped gas in her entire life. Right. That to me. And then there's a detour from a major highway on this little road where she's tending the gas station, and every car in existence is pulling into her gas station.

That's the whole episode. Now it's just like I gotta pay attention to all 40 minutes of a show. Of a intricate plot line that writers. Yeah, that a team of writers put together. Yeah, I get it. I get it. I was. It's not that I, yeah, it's not that I watch. I watch Narcos. No lines for gas. I was like, what?

Not one episode about gas lines. You love, you love today's TV. I love. You've loved today's TV going back a couple of years now. Yeah, quite a few years. A TV junkie. All right, I suppose to. As opposed to the right, I used to be a TV and a regular junkie. Now just a regular junkie. I'm a TV junkie.

But that's what started. My ability to watch TV, like all that TV was just taking pills and sit in there and being numb and just watching shit. I would not recommend it because it comes with a pretty bad side effect of having no money and having to go to rehab But just watch regular TV and you're okay. No network shit. I never watch network TV Just Netflix or Amazon. I think Frank five is also because I saw like hanging right at one of his In your face collectible items was a

Uniform for what Netflix show? Oh, yeah, bloodline. Love. Have you seen bloodline? Bloodline. Is that the one in the key? In the key? Yes, yes, I have. It's us. I got a uniform that was worn on the show. I'm the stairs. I don't wait out. How much has much that run? Yeah, uniform shirt. Where's Richie go? This is my opinion. What was it? I think the uniform was just about 300. Yeah, but then I had to have the badge and everything made. This is five tenures. What was it? I think the uniform was just about 300. Then I had to have the badge and everything made.

So all together, I don't know, maybe five, six hundred bucks. You really like the show, huh? What's the promise? I loved the show. Yeah, like I was okay with the show. I would never buy anything from it, let alone a custom made shit. That's how you don't want to. It's an actual police badge. I mean, I went to a uniform store and had it made and, you know, the guy.

Frank Fives, the kind of guy who already had a fake police badge. That's some other stuff. Yeah. I mean, his house is absolutely stunning. It's got a bar. What if you've been in a house with a bar? I just said that to Mrs. Fives. She poured me a drink that I turned my back. I'm not sure what was in it. I was like, yeah, like I'm been in a house with a bar? I just said that to Mrs. 5 as she poured me a drink that I turn my back

I'm not sure what was in it. I was like yeah, like I'm rarely in a house like maybe Kevin says the last time I was in a place with a full bar and they've got like this The these windows that overlook a giant valley and shit, and what do you do again? Did you want are you willing to study? I work at a college. I'm the the teacher professor professor. Yeah professor of Education professor of education. Yeah, professor of education. Professor of education. Yeah. So you, I mean, so I was, I was an elementary school teacher

for 20 years. And then I got hired at the college just about three years ago. And what I do is I, I run a program in which people who want to become elementary school teachers, they come through the college and we talk with courses and what they have to take and so on, help them with their certification and do it that way. So.

So this man cave and all the trophies that you have accumulated down there was this, was this, we're talking about the humans, we're talking about the other ones. Prior to getting in job at the college, because you don't, I mean, teachers salary isn't that great that you could have this kind of set up. Professor. Right.

Is this all accumulated after becoming a professor? I had a lot of this stuff before. Like all the autographs were, I got them because I either wrote to the celebrities or got met the celebrities. So I never purchased any of the autographs. Okay. And a lot of the other stuff, you know, not everybody finds what I find interesting, interesting. So like all that Ripley's believe it or not stuff. Yeah, he's got a gigantic Ripley's believe it or not section in his man cave Oh, yeah, I love that stuff. He's got the cane that Ripley walked around with the cane Ripley walked around

Like one of the fingernails from the lady with the longest feet. Yeah, he's exactly Stuff like that. It's a community college, right? So it's not like a college town per se then. Right. I mean, we have a couple of big colleges near us, but I work more at the community level. Right. We were in a college town last night while we were in Syracuse. We stayed over. Wow, Cinco de Mayo. There's all kinds of like students running around. And I'm telling you like if you're a dad and you saw these girls you would be like this isn't what I want for my daughter. It's scandalous bro. It's apparently young kids like to go to bars.

I guess yeah even if they're under 20. Believe it. It's crazy. I mean it was like it was mob. We couldn't like we're trying to drive down the streets and it's just mobs of young kids like bar hopping. And their semester's almost over I think, because I know I'm done tomorrow, and then I'm on summer break. So they're probably winding down as well. Do you feel we missed out by not bar hopping and doing all that stuff from you and Kovloon, when we were around that age, we were ice skating.

Well, I wasn't a drinker. So I don't think I missed out. I mean, who knows, like, you know? you know well held are you when you met up you were 20 young three But I mean I couldn't still been bar hop and before that though and I still didn't you never did it man. Yeah, it's just not my scene And then we did have looked like they're having fun no it really did, but I mean more fun than we were having did. But I mean more fun than we were having. Yeah, we spent we we circled the block for 10 minutes trying to find a parking place and that hustled into the the bed and breakfast or bare being beer or whatever. So we didn't get beaten up. And then we then we did our

signing today at the fourth wall comics and success wall. Would you say? I would think so. I mean a success that I think due to the listeners who who came out because Thank you If the you could count on your hand how many people came out because of compliment the people who came out Definitely were there because of TSD and So I mean a big thanks to all those who did come out. They haven't always come through. And it was like sort of a remote area, a new hard for New York. It's not like it was New York City.

So people had to travel. People travel like three hours. Yeah, I can't, yeah, I can't thank those who showed up enough for, you know, for coming out and spending an afternoon with us. So we're going to move on now. We're going to, anyone who doesn't know about Frank Fife, what do they need to know? Some fast facts about Frank Fife. And yeah, it appears that on the surface

that he has zero respect for his wife. But then when you see them in their more intimate moments, you know that's not true. No, that seems like a stick. Yeah, it's Frank Fowstick, he's like, I'm impressed by my friend, I'm going to show off a little bit. I'm going to act tough in front of people. Right, and as soon as we leave, you're like, I'm sorry,

I had to do it. Frank Fowst, we want to ask you some education questions. OK. Now recently, in the next town over from Walt and I, a serial pooper was caught. I saw that. And I put, I put, I put, New serial pooper was caught. I saw that. I put home down New Jersey on the map. Like, it was on every social media.

Like, it was on my, I can news app that I follow. It was the lead story that day. And, you know, so, you know, as much as, I mean, it really kind of like, I got a lot of emails from listeners who were like, I guess who were not happy that we did the, the shitholes, the world's greatest shitholes. They were like, I guess we're not happy that we did the shitholes, the world's greatest shitholes, they were like, well, are you gonna talk about this now?

It's right in your own backyard. Of yours we are. Why the fuck are we not? But yes, some of the listeners who were not happy that we did that segment were daring us to call our home county a shithole. And I'm willing to say, I have to eat some shithole. You some shithole?

Well, let me say this, it's the difference between one super-intendent shitting on a track and an entire country shitting in the water supply. I think that's the fucking difference here. I don't think you can make that. It's not much. No, I don't think you can. I think when it becomes it becomes one guy shits

National news. Yeah, it becomes national news. You you get paint it with a broad stroke You like the paint with broad strokes. Well now you got to accept it when you get when someone paints You would a broad stroke. Okay, I live in a shithole. What can I say? There you go? Is everyone happy now? But didn't you ever had the story? I did actually my friends are superintendents So I immediately sent him the story and asked him if he should have had in the track of the school. That was a running track.

Yeah. He was running on the track. Some guy was Thomas Trag, Tremoglini. He was 42. He lives about three miles from Home Dull High School and neighboring Aberdeen. That's kind of what you were born, right, an Aberdeen Madeline.

No, I was born in Perth, Amboi. I lived in Aberdeen for a little while. I thought so. He was running on the track at the Athletics Field at 5.50am when he was before he was arrested. I guess he's a serial pooper. He was doing it all the time. Yeah, there was a lot of reports that the I guess the track coach or the What was the groundskeeper? How would you know if it's human? Yes, that was the first thing I thought of if you're if you're able to make that distinction because if I saw it right I would think bear Although I don't know what bear looks like maybe he had corn in it

If you know what maybe like Canadian goose Like Canadian goose shit looks a lot like regular human shit. I don't even know. You've never because they shit all over the place. There's Canadian geese everywhere. Like you go to a dog just in Canada. No, no, they're like those geese that you see those big ones like around like a home-dell commons and all that. Yeah, those are coming. They drop dooses that look. that look human. That's why they have the geese police, so that the dogs will chase the geese away, because they shit like all over the place. I'm not so sure that that's the case, that it looks that human, that you'd be like Canadian geese or human.

Okay, I'll go. That should be a new game. Yeah. Let's cut that part out, so it looks like it was... Is it human? Yeah. In this, so various of of waste. Okay. Let me see if I can find a picture for you So there you go. It's a little green, but if that was yeah, I would not think not even a chance

I'd be like that's human. Oh, yeah, instead you could pick. Oh, it's a bear right what about this? Well, yeah, I guess not What's that that's that's no, that's a bear. No, that's, that's, that's goose shit too. Stop trying to show, try to prove your foul point. That foul, that's foul. Yeah, that's work. Experiment is close to human. Okay, well let's look at bear experiment where like, you, like channel 12 news is like, Hey, Mr. Flanagan, what do you think?

And it's like, well, they're on the track. And I mean, now there's too many seeds and shit in the bear, the bear stuff. Oh, that's dark it is. Right, yeah, it's real black. All right. I mean, no, there's too many seeds and shit in the bear the bear stuff. That's dark. It is. Yeah, it's real black. I mean, so you would have looked like human shit, but you would have like nobody's taken a shot out here, especially every day, which was the problem.

And what is this dude's deal where it's like, I think it wasn't like he was shitting on his own track. He was, he was shitting on his own track. He was he was sitting on a competing school somewhere in care Oh, so he was doing it and not even at his own school or where he was employed by I think he was doing it to a different school Yeah, school spirit maybe that's Yeah School employees began monitoring the area. I mean from what I'm good Frank from what I understand the area. I mean from what I'm from what I understand. I don't think you would have made that joke. That's good. He was gonna keep you with

I saw that I saw that that that wing you call a man cave you got plenty of lose Yeah, you want to lose those those sign photographs of rosemary Okay, so he was working in Kennellworth, and I guess Hommedal was the competing school. So our neighborhood is not the shithole. It was like because a guy from Kennellworth came. Oh, so he was traveling up to Kennellworth and doing business. No, he was traveling from Kennellworth.

To Hommedal. He was the Kennellworth school superman. That's not that close. It's really not. And to be there at 5.50 in the morning, worth school super. That's not that close. It's really not. And to be there at 5.50 in the morning, bro, what time are you leaving? As somebody who works in education, yeah, I really want to, I want to talk about this badly, but I said, let's save this. No, we're talking to Frank. I was like, we already recorded that week. I was like, can I come down so

we could just record about that? I was like, no, no, chill out. I said, we're going to see Frank in a couple of days. I said, let's get his, since he works in the educational field, what do you, if you had to, if you, if someone came to you and you had to do a profile, do you do any profiling in your job at work? No, I mean, I could tell if a student's going to make it or not. Yeah, that's profiling. Right, then I profile all the time. Okay. What would you say they came to you and like, what, what, what is this? I mean, I could tell if a student's gonna make it or not. Yeah, that's profiling. Right, then I profile all the time.

What would you say they came to you and like, what is this? Who is this, what kind of person does this, and why do you think he did it? Oh, the chitting? Yeah. No, what else you think? What else you think? What else you think?

What else you think? You were going strong for oil, Frank. I don't know. You know, it's, it's, it's. He's obviously has some kind of mental problem. You think that you would think he has to suffer some sort of mental effect? Well, I would. I mean, because you can kind of explain it away if it happened once. Maybe he was running and had to go to the bathroom and there was no place else to go.

But to make a conscious effort that you're driving half hour, 40 minutes. Maybe longer. Really? Yeah. Kind of worth it's not close to home. I give them credit for being regular. I mean, to be able to do that ever with someone. But think about this too, though.

You don't have time to really be thorough after you drop a load in public. You got to pull them up and get into the car and then take a long drive back home, right? Or to your job. Well, I can't you stop a few bucks away. And like, why you have to sit in and fucking marinate the whole time? Come on, do it a little profile here. But you, so we're looking for somebody who has smelly hands and it's mental problems. Yeah. But also, you know, you, you, you jump right to you assume

Some mental illness I would I would think so but what about you don't think there's a possibility of this anger issues Like he there's some sort of he's been wrong by me by that school district. I'm probably the angriest guy You know not once It's about 25 miles from Kennaworth to home. That's a half hour Yeah, that's I mean you're putting effort and to home. That's a half hour, yeah. Yeah, and it's, I mean, you're putting effort and thought into that. That's, that's premeditated. Right, so you don't think it's a possibility if there's some sort of anger

and he's taking it out on that school. But there's, you know, there's so many other things I think you could do to get back at somebody if you're angry at them. This is, and that, this would be pretty rough on who, maybe that whoever has to deal with that and clean that up and the trauma That you know, it's not the other super intended from home. Don't it's some fucking janitor guy who are like, hey man

Did he down okay, so would you consider the anger angle or you don't think that's a possibility? I mean if it's a rival school. I mean maybe he's angry about something, but I just, I don't know. I mean, the dude, the dude was making 150 grand a year. That's a lot to be like. This is how I'm. Motivation is, is it possible? It's a medical thing or he's like, I run, if I run, I have to. Yeah, but I think he would take like,

why is he driving to a computer school to run? If you're a super intern, we're just stop running. You don't need to run. You can stop running. I don't want to get a flabby and get all out of shape. That's true. I mean, I don't know what are they,

like a treadmill, maybe a treadmill and a diaper. Well, it's so flexible. It's so frustrating, I'm not a treadmill. Yeah, you don't want to show your own treadmill. But it's he's a superintendent. He has access to his own school district. So he could run on his own high school track. So he's doing this on purpose.

Oh, absolutely. So maybe we agree there. Yeah, but at least he's done with a purpose. So it's, I don't think it's a medical. Yeah, eight times then, home dial police set up a hidden videotape to record whoever was doing it. Like this guy didn't think at some point like All right, gotta be college educated to have that job right? Oh, you have to have a lot of schooling to have that

Yeah, you go how could you be that? Foolish to think that they wouldn't set up something to try to capture who's doing this? I Know when I do it. I cover Like he has all the facts. It's not angry. Just like doing it. Um, yeah. So I guess I cannot find any reasoning as to why he would do. Well, he hasn't gone on and he hasn't done any interviews, right? I don't think so. What do you think the fallout is, Frank? What is he? He's definitely fired. I don't know. But he's got tenure. I don't think administration gets tenure.

Allegiance is not in New York. Alleged pooping superintendent kept on leave despite out. Quaid leave, right? Paid leave. Usually despite the outcry. Residents, some residents appear to the meeting and hope he would be fired now that the story has gained national attention.

I want him gone, one resident said. Is it a fireable offense? When you really really boil it down to what happened here? Yeah. Cause a lot of people will you will relieve themselves in, you know, in the woods or on a track. No, the usual, but you know, not usually number two. No, that's, that's big. Is this a fireable offense? Yes. Is it because this is what he was charged with, littering, lootness, and public defecation, none of which are indictable offenses. They're only findable, right?

Yeah. I know that what we talk about when I teach the students is that many of the contracts that teachers have, there's a clause in them that, you know, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it. Now it's not a stripper, but somebody still takes off their clothes, but the police do. Right. And she did it one town or one state over. She lived like on the border of a state. Students ended up finding out about it. When online saw the pictures and they still fired her, even though what she did was in a legal, she never made no, you know, didn't tell anybody about it.

And, and, you know, did everything she could to conceal it. And what the reasoning behind it was was that now that students know that she does this, she can't do her job effectively. I would think if you got the mad pooper there, who's going to want to listen to this guy? He's not going to be able to effectively do his job. Well, like, how do you respect the dude or anything he says? Right. What is his super intent to do? Is that the principal kind of? That's, he oversees the entire school district. So he's the highest one the higher than the principles teachers. What if he just has a medical a medical thing like a some sort of medical thing where he doesn't have his as complete control over himself as a normal person does it's it's not don't run on the track.

Maybe it's not only when he runs. Maybe he just has not got the something medical. He's like a mouse. He just creps every year. Yeah, look at these walking shoes. He's on a deer or a horse. They just shit like as they walk. You can't discount though that you don't think he's going to come up with a medical reason. It's absolutely he will.

Right. Because that's what anybody does when they get caught with something they, you know, on this or on. you know, I have a problem where I have an issue. So you don't think he can get a lawyer to get him off on this? I think no matter why, I think this guy is not going to be the superintendent at that school. I don't know anybody who would hire him. The minute they Google his name, it's going to be the first time. When I have some like some white trash town embraces them though, right?

Like somebody that's like, man, we fucking like you're like we go like the cut of your gym, bro What town is that? Shit's crazy. Yeah, that's like Wearing gym shorts and sneakers he shouted no comments reporters camped outside his house Friday Oh my god. Can you imagine this is like the news is that big? You've got to feel I know at the end of the day though at the end of the day he didn't really He heard anybody he put somebody through some traumatic like cleanup one dude

Yeah, one student's cuz students were seeing it. That's how they knew about it students were walking by him like oh What kind of bear was Here his life is ruined now I mean everybody in everybody in his life is ruined. What kind of bear was, what was out here? His life is ruined now. I mean, everybody in his life, everybody in a circle now is their relationship with him is forever altered. It could never go back to the way it was. It's sad when you think about it.

If the guy has a mental problem, it's sad. If he has a physical problem that he can't control it, it's sad. It's just sad. It's a physical problem. I mean, you know, you have this, this issue. Why not wear depends. Because you don't want to, you don't want to admit it. You, you lie to yourself. We do it all the time. I don't like to wear my glasses. I can barely, I can barely see. Yeah, but that's like that inconvenience as you. It doesn't traumatize. You're not shitting as you walk. Yeah, it's pretty weird. Now, this is what I'm curious about.

So you and I, we both live in Middletown. So let's say that the superintendent was from Middletown. Now, some lady, her eyes filling with tears, said, I'm on barris, I'm humiliated, I want them gone. We are the laughing stock of the entire nation. Says Lenore Jeans, who has lived in Kenowarth since she was two and sent both of her children through its public school system. Do you feel on a personal level in

barris because the superintendent from Middletown did that? I'll be honest with you, my first reaction was I felt sorry for him because I'm sure he was a respected person in his job and at home. And I don't know that, but I'm sure he, I'm sure, but I'm just saying everything changed

The moment he became known for what he did I mean it will never go back to what it was I just felt like you don't think that Never he I think that poor bastard is is never going to be a That I wouldn't be surprised if that man was at some point consider suicide I hope it I hope it doesn't come to that But I would those are those are the kind of situations where I think that would might be and something that would cross someone's mind Right, he's like I can't bounce back from this which is not true people have killed other people It's not that big a deal

It is. It is, but it's also not right. It's just bizarre. Yeah, it's just bizarre. And being like, oh my god, Ken Oworth is the laughing stock of the nation. It's like something else is going to happen. Nobody's even thinking about it right now. We're late on this. Only because we're waiting for Frank V. like nobody gives a fuck about the pooping super intended

anymore. They're on to something more important. Anyone who's not from Ken Oworth or Hondell, yes, they have moved on. Nobody cares at all. Nobody had that much respect for Kenoworth to begin with. Let alone like, oh my God, so that's what they're all about up there. Like, get a grip, you narcissist. Nobody gives a fuck about you or Kenoworth. All they care about is like, what a weird guy. Yeah. But I will say, I mean, I know I'm taking the stand of like, I'm almost feel sympathetic for the guy, but I'm just a super critical though,

because if he was a super antenna at my daughter's school, I would want him removed too, because he's just, you don't like, this could be like a psychopath. Right. And he should not be anywhere near children. He's a terrible psychopath. If that's all he's doing, but we don't know. Like you're wasting your psychotic.

That's the first thing we've discovered. It's just a tip. Brown iceberg. Most people, okay, here you go. Most people are familiar with running know about the unfortunate medical phenomenon of suddenly very urgently having to empty bowels in the middle of a run.

And he has nicknames, runners trots, mud butt. Both men and women marathoners have been seen crossing finish lines with fecal matter urine and even menstrual buds streaming down their legs. I would not run a marathon if I was like, that's going to be the result. Unless, even if I won. I don't think. I don't think you're going to be able to throw feel like, look at all the right guys like, I'm going to take steps so you don't

have to, like, do something so you don't have to, so you're just clean, like your insides are cleaned out for you, run your marathon, so that may not happen. I don't, he's a serious runner too. He completed the New York City Marathon in 2010 with an impressive finish time of three hours, 48 minutes. I bet you it's gonna come down to it's mud, but he's got mud, but he's he's got he run. He runners know about it and like you know He just was he was just testing himself It's the people are saying

He should have cleaned it up though. Yeah, he should have cleaned it up for dogs You should have cleaned it up You can run off to the side if you feel it coming on and just run off to the side and do it like on the grass or something. Like you don't have to and if you're shitting on the track day after day, yeah, I agree. Something's going on there that you're like, I want to do it. I got to do it. There's something going on. Is there is a possible Frank any kind of sexual thrill from this? I wouldn't know that. That's a profile. That's a profile.

Oh. I have me, did you know that? This like crosses throat. You know what you're like. Mayor, what do you think? This is something we're into. Have you ever had a... No, I've never had a...

I've never had a... You know, the authorities came to you and you're like, as you work in education, we're trying to get a profile in this guy. But if somebody would ask you, is there a possibility that he's getting sexual gratification from this? Well if he was then you definitely don't want him to be. I mean he could be, I mean you could get gratification over anything. But I mean I wouldn't want somebody to be a superintendent if they're getting off on going to the bathroom on a rival school track? I don't know, I wouldn't either, but I mean, it could be wondering if there is some sort of deviant sexual thing going on here too.

Nothing would surprise me. You could not rule it out. Well, somebody's saying here, let's say out of a thousand runners, you maybe have two that have that specific bathroom problem, yeah, the mud, but it shouldn't happen on a daily run of a few miles. How do you even get through a marathon

without stopping? They said yeah people are somebody goes I Think he is some kind of issue, but he should address it if he's gonna keep running There you go that would be it would it would be great if the money was There you go. That would be it would it would be great if the money was Like if you're making bank, but if you were just a respected profiler of people who like poop and run

It wouldn't be that great right because they're gonna be they're gonna ask you to profile the person They might ask you to look at pictures of it. Maybe from the real stuff itself. You're gonna get paid though for it though. How much is he gotten? I'm a what's it? what's there like an FBI profile that probably get, probably say about $100 an hour? Wow. So $100 an hour. You're working part time. I can't even blink. I'm going through a stool sample.

Yeah, I don't know if there's any. You probably just have to look at pictures. Probably wouldn't have to see the actual specimen. All right. I'm so excited. I'm excited. Yeah, like they may for him. I feel bad for him. I feel bad for him. I feel bad for him.

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You're like, my butt. All the, all of which parents' minds can, I don't think there's anything the man could say. Even if he said, like, I have a hole in my intestines or something, I have like a growth on it. There's nothing I can do. I don't care, you should have cleaned it up then. He's like, well, I've got stuff to see me

and I'm gonna die in a couple days anyway. I mean, yeah, if his intestines are punctured and all this shit's running out. So his body is not going to last long anyway. It's at least of his worries. Yeah. So yeah, that's the so we're saying we only live in a shit hole because someone from another where's it the whole state?

The county, the state. I think mom with county now has to. Is kind of worth the mom. It's kind of worth the mom with county. Well, both counties, then I guess middle sex and and mom's county. What? Is kind of worth the mom's county? Well, both counties then, I guess middle sex and mom's county are gonna have to accept their. You know what, let's make whoever the fuck wanted to call us out on it happy.

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Oh, who? You're right. Good work. The other thing I was was wondering about Frank Fiving, and you may be able to... I'm sure you've seen it. These, not you, of course, but these, these professors who get involved with students. I don't know if you see it on your level though, community college. Like, yeah. Yeah. Oh, Mrs. Five had an affair? No, no, no. No, no. No, no. Well, you've heard of teachers being with the students getting married,

getting married. Now, I'm talking about time and that. I'm just talking about like, yeah, like, maybe, um, yeah, it wouldn't When surprised me the one surprised you have college level yes Right and not elementary school So you don't have any first-hand knowledge of anyone who's like no, I don't know I don't know about my office No, I did have I will say this, I had a student come into me. Oh, gross. What was his name?

Oh, I don't know if he was going to cut that part out for it. Oh, that's good. I had a student come into me one day. And she said to me, you know, a younger girl pretty. And she said, you know, I appreciate you giving me the extra credit, blah, blah, blah. And I said, no problem. I said, hey, you're doing fine in class.

You're awesome. Just keep it up. And she looks at me and she goes, no, professor. And she said, my name, she goes, you're actually awesome. And I says, oh, thank you. And I came home and I told Mary about it. I was proud because somebody said that about me. And then immediately, she knocked me down a couple pegs.

She brought you down, she said, you could be those kids' father. She goes, they don't think you're awesome. They don't think that you're anything like that. She goes, they just want a good grade. That's why they're saying that to you. Don't let her take the window to yourself. She took it out big time.

Yeah, don't let her do it. Was that a defensive mechanism, Mrs. Fife? take the window to your room. She took it out big time. Yeah, don't let her do it. Was that a defensive mechanism, Mrs. Vife? Don't worry. I'm not leaving you. That's what you're worried about.

I'll be there. I like this house. I want my men. I'm not giving up half of my eight by 10s of 70s. Nobody's talking, right? I would decide. Do I

take? She take Tony Danza right off the back. He's by Chad Klogman, Tony Dan Danza Klugman. Yeah John Amos. Yeah from good times I mean you would not believe this wall of fame that he's got down here. Huh So but you bet you're like oh somebody was nice to me and she's like go fuck yourself Was he coming down like trying to be all like arrogant, like, I was a little bit, like, like, like, I got hit on.

I was like, I still got it. I was like, somebody was like, you're cool. Are you a nice guy? Yes, and I thought, well, I'm probably doing it. Yeah, you gotta, you gotta get off the couch, Mary. Yeah. I thought that yes, you probably,

closer. Yeah. She probably did think you're awesome, but not in the way you wanted her. Thank you, Rossum. We're not, why did you, for, but not in the way you wanted her to think you're awesome. Why not? Why did you put it in?

Were you satisfied with her just being like, wow, you're a great guy. I was happy until I got home. But why did you feel the need to throw that in? I don't. Why did you feel the need to leave work early and drive a hundred miles an hour to get home and tell her that? Wait, I don't remember that part. Is that what happened? I don't know, I guess I was just excited to tell somebody.

But why would you tell your wife that though? I don't know. Look, he does not have friends. There's no life. He's too weird to have a guy to have real friends. There's no way. I don't have any friends. He's too weird to have a guy to have real friends. So you told the one person that you thought I probably should have told. Yeah. But you knew she wouldn't appreciate it. I thought she would say, well you are awesome, but I didn't get that. No. She's like, they're using you, fool. That's basically why I said. Did that compliment influence a grade?

Oh no, no. I, let me tell you something. What they earn is what they get. That's it. You can, you can be a horrible student or sarcastic to me or you can be a wonderful, they talk rude. Well, they, no, it's all about respect.

So no, that doesn't happen. But whether I like the student or dislike the student, it doesn't matter. The grade is the grade in that set. I'm very fair with that. What if one of the students caught you pooping on the trash? And they're like, I guess I'm getting an A, right? Right.

Hi. You've you dropped down to Frank number two immediately. It's like, what's sad is if that actually ever came out, You if you drop down to Frank number two immediately What sad is if that actually ever came out she wouldn't be surprised one bit Yeah, is there any is there any particular kink that the Frank five has that you're like? Uh-uh like when you first got together No, I would like to come back. I know You're sitting next to me Because I again going back to the the man the teacher or the superintendent at home dell because I was saying I felt like

How horrible it must be to for his family to find this information out. What do you do if you find that out? What is your reaction? Do you immediately leave? Do you find out why you did it? Or is it just like we could work through this? What is your initial reaction to finding out that you've got this kind of, this hidden behavior that you had no idea was going on.

I'm like, you're talking specifically about that or it depends on what it is. Well, it's, it's number, it's going number two on a run-and-track. Well, let me ask you this. Is there any discernible difference between a guy who shits on a track and a guy who pukes on a cake and then knowingly lets people eat it? Like, it seems not that different to me. Thank you. Thank you, pal. It's kind of a good point. It's long, though.

Um, I, you know, I don't know. I think well in this situation, I think it would probably be, um, find out why, why you would want to know why. Yeah. Because there are some people who might be like, I don't even want to know why. I just want to get out of here. Well, there's a chance it could turn you on, why? So you wouldn't.

No. You would want to know why. You would want to know why. And okay, if you found out why, is there a good answer? What's the reason that you're like, all right. You're like, are what would you try to power through it? Or would it be like like I can't? It depends on the reason why.

If it was a mental reason, if it was a mental problem, I would probably try to help out. What's the best case scenario reason? I was pissed off at this school, they wronged me. Yeah, somebody at the school had wronged them in some way. Like they... No, this not a good.

I mean, at least it wouldn't be like, okay, you're a psychopath. I guess you picked a very extreme way to to exact what's the word? Accent revenge. But there's a reason though, like he's angry. Yeah, there's a line of logic that goes from like somebody treating him like an asshole to shitting on the track.

Whereas he's like, I don't know why I do it. Yeah, or the reason is like it turns me on. Yeah, you can see me getting mad at somebody and I can, but it would bother me more if we did. It doesn't queue admit it. The man is not here and he's going to do this on someone's grave. And not even like I need to do it now. He's like, he's been waiting for over a decade already. Right. So there's so anger can make you want to do this act. Right. So maybe he didn't get a job or maybe got fired from that place or maybe somebody wronged him very badly. And this is how he's chosen to take his revenge. Was that a good enough

reason for you to be like, I wish you hadn't done that. That's crazy. Oh, absolutely. But I'm not leaving you. It's good enough for Brian Quinn. It's good enough for you. If he did it in an anger way, like I'm... Just sitting there squatting in the hall. I mean, and I did it for this reason. That would bother me more than if he had some kind of... Sexual gratification? No! It's a sort of mental type issue.

Like if, because if he did it, because he was angry, doesn't necessarily mean he has some kind of other ish underlying issues, I guess. I don't know. But like I see, if he's just like, I got a loose screw, that would be more, you're more apt to forgive. Yes, to be honest with the bad guy. I think that's probably common.

Yeah, he's just like, I don't give a fuck. But then, yeah, but then there's the real, okay, that screw loose is, I'm sure it's not just going to the bathroom on a track It's going to have to explore a lot more Deviant behavior probably So that's the only excuse that I would be like I wouldn't I still be mortified, but I'd be like All right, you were wrong then this is how you chose to Yeah, but there's a really I mean it's like a bizarre thing. Oh Let's say like say it hadn't say it hadn't say it hadn't

At least don't do that. So I don't have to think about why well say it hadn't come out right say it was happening to a neighbor And nobody knew who was doing it And then do you have a neighbor that I was talking to my early it seems as several Yeah, like like it was like in the neighborhood. So I said, oh man, it's how he's been pooping on my lawn Irrefeatable evidence you know it's him. Do you rat him out? Do you do you confirm? I could front him Like you know you got over the the right that you the running track in so this is the second time

He's back at it again. Would wait, so this is the second time? Yeah, so like a 10 years later in the neighborhood. He's back at it. He's back at it. Would you automatically assume that your husband did it? Yes. Oh, absolutely. I think it's an awesome, razor type situation where it's like, yeah, this doesn't seem random. I would confront them.

Would you believe if you said it's absolutely not? I don't think it's normal. You know I got help for that. I'm better than anymore. I'm well. That's your great education. But let's say the first event hadn't happened, but like you knew God damn well. It was him doing it.

You'd confront him and you'd be like, or you're the one doing it. And he's like, yeah. It is me. What's your, what's your move? What's your move? What's your end game then? Would you round him out?

Or do you just leave? We're just be like, I think I could have an issue with you. For me personally, it would take a lot for me to leave. Okay, so. Yeah, it would. Leave me, I know. He's been trying. He's been trying.

I want to know from, because definitely from a woman's perspective, you find out this happened, you're the wife of this man who did this. How do you tell your parents when the world knows about it? Now, how do you explain to them? How do you even address this? I feel like they would be like, end? Like, of course that's what he's doing.

He won't even talk to us at Thanksgiving. No, that's a very good question. Right? talk to us at Thanksgiving. Like, so no, that's a very good question. I mean, it just would be so difficult. Like life is forever altered for, and it can probably never go back. Like if I did it every time we sat down to do Tom Steve Day, how do you think about anything other

than like, you would think that we carry on. Tom Steve Day, if you're on Twitter, it would make a more popular, I should fucking do it. We want to boost our numbers. We're all the wrong reasons. How many listeners and droves would just turn off the pod and be like, I can't. I used to like it. Oh, you think it all turned their back on me just because I'm shitting on the racetrack?

What do you, as a listener? I mean, I can't say you would turn you. You probably would listen to the episodes. He'd be like, I wish they did two episodes a week now. Yeah, I think there's a certain, a certain number of people who would stay. I think you're some that would probably like, so turned off, so repulsed, practically so. Where am I doing it on the track?

Or I did it to my neighbor. Um, I don't know. It does, it make a difference. Sure. You're got caught doing it. Well, the neighbor seems much more personal than, than a track. A track seems just like, dude, what's your deal? Where a neighbor is like some, what they're in an argument for some reason. Yeah. You know, and so I mean, you know, like I said, I do feel bad for the guy because I'm sure it's hell right now.

It's gotta be hell. Is he married? There's no one he can turn to and be like, you understand, right? There's not one person that do it's like, to and be like, you understand, right? There's not one person that do it the like. Well, I don't know if you want the people on your side that would agree with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're on the dark web and shut those people. So yeah, so then my next question about the young girls was, or the teachers, it seems like when we were in school, I don't know about you guys. The teachers it like there's it seems like when we were in school. I don't know about you guys But when we were in school like what?

Was there one female teacher aside from this to all the who's a substitute that you would be like she's hot? I would like to see her naked. I'm talking From the time you started school until we graduated was there even one teacher? I remember one. It was a long time ago. Not, but I remember every teacher I ever had. I remember as a young boy going through his changes, I'm sure I was going to look at any of them. Oh, like Crowley. Yes. Oh, no way.

He's full of shit. There's no way. I have time, man. You were super horny. No, but I'm just saying, but when you're going through that. Well, no, but I'm just saying but when you're when you're going through your You know that time with your life you you doesn't matter. You're just what time because you don't have it You don't have the internet you have anything. Yeah, I mean a magazine like magazines are hard to come by is there a hard to come I mean, I think a naked teacher was way harder to come by than a than a magazine

Well, you're I'm just saying I thought you said that this happened to present itself to situation No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm saying is there anyone you can recall that you'd be like, I think any of them, that's gross. Look at them now. Probably dead. I like, I never, it never ceases to amaze me these these women these teachers who are like I mean she looks like a fucking model Yeah, like if you were like that's a model on like some the cover some fishing magazine She's holding like a some kind of fish. I would totally believe it Is that a product though of schools? I'm getting rid of teachers who are too expensive to pay the older the longer teacher, the older. The gross one, no one wants to fuck.

But you bring in young teachers, so you don't have to pay them as much. We were just talking about this before, earlier in the week, I had a meeting. And I think it's a generational thing. Right, five, you gotta stop. You got all these younger people coming in and they think that stuff is all right,

posting these pictures and being in shape and all that. And you know, just a prop. Art teacher for never in shape. Wasn't important. Well, we got, you know, a tip out. Obviously there was no bar. If Waltz, like, I'd look at any of them, like, it didn't fucking matter. Like, you didn't have to work out.

It would be 70. Married middle school science teacher. Now, that's got to be, how do you face your family after that like your Married easier than if you're the track guy. I don't know. I don't know At least the shitting is like I did it because I fucking wanted to do it Whereas like the embarrassment that comes along with like my hot 26 year old wife is sucking the cock of a 14 year old That is like that would be tough to the ego. That'd be real. It's still a lot easier to explain to your family and friends

than like she's defecating in public though. Yeah. No, you don't think so? It's not easier to swallow? No, pun intended. She doesn't know. She's not a colon. She doesn't know? She's not a Cohen

She was a thing I'm awesome But you know you don't think For telling your your loved ones like you said, your parents, like, well, he had an affair with a student and is like, well, he's trending on Twitter because he's the serial pooper. He has a serial defecator. Well, I could deal with the going on the trick more than that would have underaged girl.

I think that's what that's, but that's more, I don't want us to normal say normal behavior, but it's more like it's not psychopathic behavior. Oh, but there's something like that's a serial killer possibly doing that stuff, but you're talking about somebody who's molesting a child, which is not really like, oh, you're way above a fucking person with poop on the track. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the poop on the track seems way more. You're so you're ready to call these these these young ladies who

Technically they you're But are you ready to call them? Travelers and put them in prison with all the All the drugs and let them pay the price and let them get it and let them pay just the same stigma as the males get No and just as seem stigma as the males get. No. It's too hot. It's too hot. No, I mean, this is weird, man, like, like 12, 30, like when I see like a married teacher with a 17 year old boy,

I think that is a lucky 17 year old boy, a 14 year old, no capacity to truly understand what he's doing. I can't even begin to imagine the mindset of a 26 year old woman who's like, I want to fucking inexperienced little definitely a douchebag because all 14 year olds are like, I don't understand. I can't get my head around. I can't get my head around a dude who would want to do it, but you're right. And this is what I want to talk about the double standard of like teacher banging 16 year old girl piece of shit like male teacher female teacher banging a six year old boy. I'm ready to say. You're ready to say both are shit.

They're both shit. She also come down hard. She also, she sent him nude photographs of herself. Why the fuck would you do that? And she had bought him marijuana in a poll to smoke the marijuana. He's more exasperated about why would you do more than he's like, why would you shit on a fucking track?

Definitely. Definitely. One is definitely an indi-dival defense. Indi-dival defense, whereas the other one is like, one is gonna put you in jail. The other one is just gonna get a fine. And it, you know, yeah. But let's see, um, it's not clear. I mean, she's really pretty. But this is not like, it's not uncommon. What is with all these hot

teachers that it only worked out for one. It kind of that Mary K. Littorno, who she went to jail, but then she got out. She married the dude. They If kids is like Extremely rare. Oh, would you have considered that though the modern day Romeo and Juliet love story? They like to grow one of the greatest love stories not to do Not if they had stayed together though like love they love conquered almost everything in that relationship Yeah, I guess it did but I guess it did but I still wouldn't I don't respect it at all because of because I know but like but it's easy to say that now but if they were right now happily married and like well in their

fantasy, she definitely there's something definitely wrong. She definitely was you can see in her eyes she had those she had those cuckoo eyes in every picture but um but if she but if they still together and happy and raised a loving family you would not say that there was a proof positive love conquers all. And there it is. I think you could say that love has conquer because you're wrong about them being a part. Okay so so she was she pleaded I don't know how the fuck this happened pleaded guilty to two counts of felony second degree

rape of a child. It was a 12 year old student. While waiting sentencing, she gave birth to his kid. Her plea agreement called for six months in jail with three months suspended and no contact with the kid. So she went to jail for three months. Shortly after her three months at Stanton jail, she was caught and by police in a car with the kid.

So then she went back to jail, because she was resentance to the maximum of seven years. She gave birth to a second daughter while in prison. She was incarcerated for six years. When she was released, the kid who was 12 then was over 18. He asked the court to revoke the no contact order. They got married in 2005. 2005 in May 2017 the kid filed for legal separation and then withdrew the request. So they're still together this day. Is it love conqueror all miss five? Is that are they or are they not soulmates? I you know what I guess I thinking about it I would say they probably are soulmates and love probably did conqueror but I don't agree with it. Okay so that's my own

personal opinion. I think you don't agree with love. No. I don't agree with what you did. I'm not awesome. You don't agree with the method, but you agree that ultimately, that is probably our rare, rare, rare case though. Of our time.

Is it the greatest romance of our time? Name a greater romance, Miss V go. Not a fictional one either. Yeah, not fictional real life. Like, you know, maybe like even Brad and Angelina. What about them? Well, they got the force Brad. They can say that. Who? You're following them. Well, not her. Who? Probably, Prince of William, I would say. Oh the new, the new, yeah. You were talking about Harry and Megan. No, what the hell is that? Oh, that's the new, that's the new big wedding that's coming down to Pike.

Yeah, I'm not ready for it. Who are these people? Next week, next week. Yeah, it's going to be a big thing all over the TV. Who are the Harry and Megan? It's the first American to ever marry into the British royalty. Oh shit, that is huge news. You're talking, I know you're saying it like,

like you're like making some comments. I don't care, but I know people do carry it. This is a big deal. This is like, why aren't you proud of me? I have no idea what it is. But I'm only concentrating on serial poopers on my own. Online shooting.

Are you going to catch any of the wedding? Would you really? Do you clear your date? See the day to watch it all? Did you watch Princess Diagonary when we were younger? She's got it on VHS over here. You do? It's nothing in the cabinet.

No, I didn't. She taped over your wedding video. She would have been like 12 and a half, right? She taped over his death or death as well. I don't know what hit them. So you're excited by it. Why the fuck do you care? I'm dying to know.

I don't know, man. Is it really? I find the story. It's interesting. Yeah, I find the whole British monarchy interesting. And you're gonna see. I got love imperialism. I just, I don't know. I find the whole British monarchy interesting. And you're gonna see I love imperialism. I just I don't know.

The amount of money wasted on a level that has never been seen by human eyes. Oh is it that expensive of a wedding? It's going to be 50 fucking coaches and all that. The extravagance of a lifetime. Is that Queen's still alive? Christ almighty how old is she? She's within her 90s. Yeah, that's you say how to birth

Prince Charles is just like mother fuckers I wish Camilla Parker balls had used me as a tampon that would have been a high point Because he's gonna get to be king for like yeah a year Yeah, he must be like fuck this shit with my big ears and I Good question. No the greatest love story. The greatest love story of your life. I think it's like, it's... It's a Toyama Kate Middleton, Iroh, but they're not really old enough to have that whole...

Do you know any of the other... At any point, we haven't stood the test of time yet. At any point, will your relationship enter like the possibility of... We said real romance, you could have immediately been like of course me in Frank five of course me in Frank five Well, I think you I think we put into context where we were asking her to think like more like Huge Nothing's nothing she regrets You know the big the big romance is that like a lot of people get to see on a public this you know public matter

Right you guys have a married 18 years okay Frank five double checking with me You're not excited though by the row running I could see a little I see your eyes drift I will say this we've had a conversation about this row wedding way more than you would think We had a conversation about this row of wedding way more than you would think that you should have this conversation. To the one way where the other morning we woke up and started talking about it and got into an argument over it. One conversation would make me think I'm just going to abandon the man.

If I can't handle it, I'm just going downstairs. So are you playing to watch it alone or will you be asking your... I'll just wash it alone. I'll get up to Saturday morning and come in here and watch it. You won't get up early to wash it, honey. She didn't even know what it was. She thought it was two weeks ago. She was telling me.

I got it. You've got to get off by six. It's going to be out. I was like, six in the morning. I don't know why I got mixed up by the date. I'm getting old. What can I tell you? I'm just going to get a few.

It's down to date. Wow. You care that much about the real wedding. And cannot name another great romance of our times Michael Jackson and Lisa Murray Presley That seemed real what about Tom Hanks. I just mentioned him the other day. Didn't he have any mario or brawn Jovi? Married his high school sweetheart Darthea man Giovanni

I don't think people look at that as a great romance though, even though it is like beat the rock star who could get God knows how much push to this day is still with his his high speed part. Why do you say people don't? I think people don't like that's not what leaps to mind is Bon Jovi and his lady. Because they're not they're not so public like like like you said Brad and Angelina. It's like they're all over the Georgian Gracie Burns Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, I love to think of it Yeah, I forgot about that or Steve and Edy Oh, Steve and Eve. People like, who the fuck are these guys talking about? We were talking about Doris Dato,

but the show now, I'm kinda closing in on yet. A couple not from the Golden Age of Hollywood, please. After what was the first guy she never remarried. Wow. Oh, I know. Dimasio and Marlowe. A cock who goes to visit the fucking Gravel. Every day bringing her flowers and shit, right?

He got the shit cut. Well, most of them cheating out. More on the president. With the Kennedy brothers. Well, Frank, if I've never weighed in, is there a double standard there that you agree or disagree with? Do you agree with the double standard? I definitely think there's a double standard

and I don't agree with it. Don't agree with it. No, if you've done that crime regardless of its male, I'm sorry, regardless of its of an older male, younger female or an older female, younger male, doesn't matter. It should be wrong across the board and that's it. I'll say this much. I don't like Frank V as much when the mics are on because the shit he says when they're off.

Directly contradicts this. So I came over this game and I would love for the three, you know, Brian to play and you to play and Mrs. Five, if you wanted to play this, it's called the Frank and Candid Quote Game. Okay. I took probably, in my opinion, the most, the three most famous Franks that I could think of. Okay. Probably in my opinion the most the three most famous Franks that I could think of Okay, and I had these quotes and you have to guess which Frank said the quote

Okay, all right, and so my the famous Franks were who do you consider some of the most famous Franks to have ever lived? Obviously, I bet you Frank Sinatra. He's number one Frank You've never you've never done this you've never just done this on a long car trip Like played the game with your wife who's the most famous Frank? Drive it down to the stage Probably 20 minutes in she's like don't talk to me When say Frank's to loan with you

I Wouldn't say Frank's to loan with you No, no Frank's alone. I love that. It depends on whose world you're in In your basement. Yeah, that would have been fun to real Frank. Frank. I don't know many Frank's I can't I got a Frank Zappa Frankie Valley Frankie Evelyn Frank Purdue Right, all right, no like Frank Purdue is all over the place. You can't argue that he's not a famous Frank. I chose Frank. Frank Sinatra, Frank Zappa, and Frank Miller. The orange.

Okay. So I'll give you a quote and then you guys, you say it's Miller, Zappa, or Sinatra. Okay. All right. All right. The best revenge is massive success. Mrs. Five, which Frank said that? I don't know what Frank Miller is.

And this is why we don't play games like that. I'm sure he'd off by letter fall asleep. I let it all loose. You know all these Franks are right. I do, yeah. Okay. Frank Miller is a comic book writer He very famously wrote a return of the dark night. Which sort of like in city. He made you see any did you see

The spirit or did you see Since city the movies the spirit right side in city. Okay. He's responsible He's a big one of the greatest artists that to come out of the 80s and a legend in the comic book world and in the film I don't know if he's a legend the film world, but he's had massive success 300 He's responsible for 300 the movie and the comic All right, so The best revenge you had had no information that helped her this massive success Well, this is why the game is hard. I don't want to make it easy. Did Frank Zappace say it?

Frank Miller or Frank Sinatra? I mean, he got a pen for me. So the best revenge is success. The best revenge is success. And what's in an original quote, I feel like someone else other than a Frank said that. You're saying this is an original quote. This is attributed to Frank.

One of the Franks. Okay. Thank you. All right. So, Brian, what are you gonna say? Zappa, Sinatra, or Miller? I feel like that quote has been around for a long time, so I'm gonna go Frank Sinatra.

Okay. Frank five. I'm gonna say it was probably Zappa. And Mrs. Sinatra. I say Sinatra. Sinatra. We may be wrong, Miss Five. You know why? Because Sinatra allegedly got some help from his mob buddies.

So, would he, but he was an arrogant guy, but could he be arrogant about something everyone sort of knew? Like so much so that a scene in the Godfather's based on it. So I want to go Frank's natu. You've already wavy wrote it down. Oh, you wrote it on napkin or I fuck it that. Actually, you should have stuck with actually you are right. It was Frank's and not sure. What Frank's and Sinatra? Yeah, so you guys get the points I know is in Frank 3, you were Frank 5, you were trailing here. Is this gonna get awkward where like me and Miss 5 are soulmates,

we keep getting the right answers together. Where like, you're like my Mary Kay LaTourna to wear the fuck that other kid's name was. Here's an interesting quote. Where you leave with Walt, this is like, South side rather steady. Yeah. Here's an interesting quote.

I can tell you squat about Islam. I don't know anything about it, but I know a god damn a lot about al-Qaeda and I want them all to burn in hell. That's for example. Okay, you're gonna go zapa. You're gonna keep going zapappa. Hi every every answer Okay, so Islam and I don't know what I don't know squat about Islam

But I could tell you a lot of at al-Qaeda like and I can tell you I Want them all to burn and hell I'm gonna go Frank Miller. Okay Miller Miss five. That's what I was gonna say, Miller. You're gonna say Miller? Me and Miss five think Zappa was too much of a peacenick with moon, unit, and all that other shit, right? He's not talking about people.

Yeah, but you know that Frank Zappa died, right? Oh, no, I did. Yeah, he's been dead for like, he would never have seen Al Qaeda, the birth of Al Qaeda. Can I change my answer? It was written on the napkin, right? Sorry. It was Frank Miller. It was Frank Miller? He's been dead for like, he would never have seen Al Qaeda, the birth of Al Qaeda. Can I change my answer? It was written on the napkin, right? Sorry. It was Frank Miller.

Was Frank Miller? Yeah, I got him a lot of trouble that I say. Why would that get him in a lot of trouble? I don't know, but... I hope Terris burned it up like that. That's the fucking world you live in where people are like, oh, how dare you. You want a fucking terrorist who's decapitating people to burn and hell? It's like, yeah!

I do! Does it drive you crazy in school? Do you hear a bunch of the woke shit like it must drive you nuts, right? Yeah, I don't like it. The fucking preaching and ugh. So relaxing, yeah. A fucking overreacting. Yeah.

All right, Frank, you need this one. Zappa. You really need this one. Iappa. You really need this one. I mean, it's two to nothing. Two to nothing. All right. If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to a library.

Brian. I'm going to go Zappa. I'm going to go Zappa. Frank five. What was the quote again? If you want to get laid, go Zappa. Frank five. Um, what was the quote again? If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to a library. Zappa. I'm Miller.

Miller. Same guy who wants to, okay, to the burn. I don't know who any of the three people All right, um that was Frank's apple. Brought your three for three Frank through Frank five is on the board All right This is gonna make people wish for dyslexia. It doesn't have the same like pow is dyslexia.

Well nobody's fucking enraged over it. That happens every single time with dyslexia. Mighty cultures are almost never conquered. They crumble from within. And frankly, I think that a lot of Americans are acting like spoiled brats because everything is working out perfectly every time. Um, mighty cultures are almost never conquered. They crumble from within.

And frankly, I think that a lot of Americans are acting like spoiled brats because everything isn't working out perfectly every time. I don't know if they're frank Miller. Miller. Yeah. That sounds like a newer complaint and Frank Miller, is he American or is he sure? I don't know if he was from the UK. Frank five. That's what I was going to say. Miller? Yeah. Mrs. Five. Miller for me. Miller. Miller's

across the board. Miller time. Miller time. Wow. Brought you are like, this is the best game, this best showing you've ever had in any games in your play. Even better than even games that I came up with. You're a perfect score. I'm not talking to them. You're got a perfect score here. All right. Here's where you jinxed me and I just go south.

I'm not good at clutch hitting. Um, United States is a nation of laws badly written and randomly enforced. I'm going to go with that one. I'm going to say Frank Zappa. Apple. Yeah. He seems to me to be the to be the most counterculture. Then Miller. Maybe. Yeah. I mean, he's a fucking weird dude Frank

Zappa you know so that's what's I'm gonna go with Miller on that one now that you can tip your hat off this is five what do you think said that Frank's not sure Frank's not sure oh that dude was fucking bleeding red white This is why who do you think said that Frank Snatcher? Frank Snatcher? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

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I really want to see you get a perfect score here. It's like the perfect season. Yeah, everybody's rooting for you This will be everyone's favorite episode favorite episode. This is really like, like at least because the game really sucked and I don't know if we're playing it. I really didn't come out the way at the moment. But at least we got this going for it. The people are staying in paying attention because of this perfect chance for a perfect score.

Yeah, they heard me get the first one, right? I don't know, like, all right. Should I shut it in? I'm not sure. I feel like, all right, show me, show me. I'm like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I gotta see what's gonna happen. Oh, all right. I'm not gonna throw you a gimme either. I'm gonna throw you absolutely a hard one,

just because you wanna earn us. If you don't wanna just get, you don't wanna fall ass backwards, it's what perfect score. I don't, no, I wanna earn it, yeah. I don't want any nepotism, I don't know I want to earn it. Yeah, I don't want any napkins I don't want any winks nothing like that A lot is right

We got a long ride home from Frank I don't know what to sit in a car with a with a Brian Johnson that didn't get a perfect He fucking threw me off. He threw me off like. Fuck his nice house. You're ready. I just can't leave the file on the way back. All right, you ready? Yeah. Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

And that's the hardest one because all three were artists. I was just about to say, yeah, all three were artists. Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. Brian Johnson for a chance for a perfect score in the very first ever, the Frank and the probably the last time. I'm so excited. the Frankenpan to probably the last time. I'm so excited. If the energy wasn't the indication that it's

repeating this game. Wow, that's a tough one, man. Yeah, that's why I want you to, like, you know, if you're going to win this, you're going to, you're going to, you're going to, you're going to, if I'm gonna pee cock around like I've been Just making something out of nothing and selling it Zappa Sinatra or Miller there's been so many Zappa answers. I want to go I want to move away from Zappa Miller seems to pissed

About everything two pissed about everything. Really? Yeah, he's pissed about all sorts of shit. Wow, it is a tough one. Like I will literally just be guessing at this point now. I think you're guessing at all the more. No, some, I guess I was guessing I would do no for a fact if you've said that, but you can sort of tell. I'm going to go Sinatra again. You go Sinatra.

I'm going to go Sinatra. I'm not even going to ask you guys because it doesn't matter. Okay. You go Sinatra. I'm gonna go Sinatra. I'm not even gonna ask you guys because it doesn't matter. Okay. Right. You don't get your up. So last one. Last one, extra.

But, you know, what would you have said, though, Frank? If it was, I would probably have said Miller. You would have said Miller and that one? Yeah. You were saying Sinatra? I'm gonna say Sinatra. This is five, what do you think? I would say Zappa. Mrs. Five, you just got the only answer right that Brian Johnson got wrong

Frank Zappa, yeah, I will there always be some little broken part Oh! Like a carnahale storm, though. That is your lot in life, bro. You were never meant to be perfect in anything. Oh no. Or even like capable. How I've gotten this far is fucking beyond me. Give him another question.

He's on the other side of the road. He's on the history book yet. Even if I got the next one right, that one's still a hero. He's still always be blemish. But I think that's why people like me because I'm in perfect Just like them right like nobody listening to everyone in the listen to this podcast is like I know what my damage is Did you throw that on purpose because you didn't want to seem too perfect for the listener base? I want to be relatable I've struck my whole life with being too perfect

That's why people keep me in an arms length. You knew going in that if you got a perfect score, you would forever alter just like the pooper would have ever altered his relationship. How do people sit at a table after that? They're like, he's perfect. I don't even know how to relate to the guy anymore. So yeah, because Merri said zap, I was going to say zap and then I'm like, there's too many zap answers.

Yeah, but I had to pick one that was an artist quote because all three artists I knew that. I knew it would fit. Well played. I knew it would trip you up. Yeah. I had to do it. Yeah. I do feel that that could be grounded.

I do feel, I do know what I didn't think I would but I do feel the twinge of sadness though because it would have been nice to. Yeah. Well that'll never be for me I've accepted it. Why can't you? So that's it so so this is the second in the series next week We have another we have another mystery guest gonna sit in an in-cuse chair next week. Who will it be? That's what everyone's gonna be like all week long people will be now like guessing and you know keep it. That's keeping that mystery guest

In the dark, you know, that'll give people a reason to To think about TSD for in between episodes. This episode Well, thank you Frank five for sitting in I I've always wanted to do an episode just with you because you know You're my interesting guy. You're my favorite Frank. Oh, thank you. Yeah, you've received you like you more than the dead Discussing The rapist like weird guy Frank three. Yeah Frank three. Oh, yeah, we have a seed Frank three insult. Yeah, we he's about to lose his stuff Frank three, we haven't seen Frank three insult. Yeah, we he's about to lose his stuff. Yeah, he's MIA. We don't know where he's been. We don't

have seen or heard from him in years. Yeah, he was last seen at a fish concert. Thank you to us. Why for having us? If I can go to Newark, I would like I would try to like, I would try to stay here. I would want to stay over. Yeah, we have a guest room.. I would wanna stay over tonight. I'm gonna stay here. You can stay here, headed. Yeah, I would guess. You're a guest room. I can't stay on the same room as you guys.

How many guest rooms? One. Oh, fuck. One in three couches. So you like, you're gonna get a perfect score. I get the bedroom. Yeah, are you coming over the game? You deserve the bedroom.

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I'll take the cosmos and trap it in these doors This weary trouble and the fear of this ghost, a skeleton to ship in the dark, escape reality of your thoughts. Huck away, this game, the rest was a game, this quest they were going for for some, The highest game, the highest game, the highest level of the world for so many things. Okay, time for this week's dyslexia. You know, I'd have to bat full disclosure. I screwed up last week.

I gave the wrong clue last week for the very first clue was wrong. Last week the first clue was wealth Walkman. Yeah, that really should have been poor Walkman. I don't know why I threw out a synonym out there but you know but again I apologize and the answer was I paid rich clue one wealth walkman was I paid rich clue two evasive that was Frank three and clue number three poorly minimum minimum, that was Maxwell. The theme obviously was all people who have been mentioned or have appeared on Tellum Steve Dave. And you know, while I beat myself up all week for giving the wrong clue last week, I do have to say the very first person who emailed in got the answers right. I don't know how he did it. I mean, he is easily the most unilateral thinker amongst our listeners base because he got a right

even with wrong clues. And I just want to give a shout out to this dude. He might be the most unilateral thinker of all Telm Steve Dave listeners. And that Ben Kasslon and Ben's going to get a free mini Prussian kissing devil skull and Pico say I am I mean he must be I don't know what Ben does for a living but obviously it's something cerebral. All right this week's clues and we're changing it up a little this week. Tell you that the skulls, sales have really rebounded. They are at alarmingly low levels of skulls right now, so much so that I wouldn't have to give them away for free anymore. Actually thinking about raising the price, bumping it up five bucks because

one steers are gone, they're gone. So if you're interested in getting the last bit of mini-scals, you might want to do it right now before I raise the price to $29.95. If you want to get in now at $24.99 go to tell them, Steve Dave, gotmergetable.com and order yourself one because like I said, there's not many left. There's so much so that we have to abandon giving them away. And now we're going to give it away. Glossy signed 8x10s of Baron von Flanagan.

see signed 8x10s of a Baron von Flanagan. We've got some made up for our signing a couple of weeks ago. I have a few left and I'm gonna use that as our giveaway to the winner for this week's dyslexia. All right, so this week, Clue 1 is gloomy eyes. is gloomy eyes, clue one gloomy eyes, clue 3, Limp Vitamin. Okay, Limp Vitamin. Okay, so if you get those answers, get all three of those answers correct along with the theme.

First person who emails in to K, Muse 2, that's K, M,E-W-E-S-2 at Gmail. The first person gets all those clues right plus the theme is going to get a signed gloss E8 by 10 of the Baron. And good luck to you all. This has been a production of Smodco Internet Radio. Sir, only at smodcast.com.