Tell Em Steve-Dave - #374: Johnson Being

Episode Date: May 26, 2018

When joined by another TESD alum, Walt gets competitive and Bry gets his Irish up. Music: The Winter Project - Pantomime

Q, I can't tell you how happy I am. You're able to fly back for this special announcement to kick off Cinco TSD mile. I would not miss the kickoff of Cinco TSD mile. You left in the middle of shooting. You were like fuck it. Fuck it. I'm out of here. I really never know flight to I had to fly a higher $50,000 private plane to be in celebration. I got a month to celebrate this. I'm gonna follow my amann. Last mall. Right. May 9th through June 14th is a official TSD awareness month. And.

15. June, well, I thought, I thought May 9th through June 14th. How about, so to. To. No, I'm sorry. I was asking that. Oh, okay. Yeah. May 9th through June 14th was a, every year will be where listeners can celebrate TSD by spreading awareness or by this year purchasing comes

deep they've item. You want to also celebrate that. They see this coming. Got two new items to celebrate TSD Cinco de Mayo or TSD. The first one is a t-shirt and it's the first in a line of a t-shirt line we're calling great moments in Tom Steve Dave history. Oh wow. We have our own line now. We're like Jack Smith or the Olsen twins. A line. A line. We'll announce a new shirt to celebrate a great moment in Tom's deep-dave history That's actually pretty cool, right and to launch the line This very special limited line to it's a limited edition line. Yeah, is From that classic episode where we told the bowling story the four horsemen

Horsemen, yeah, that is a fan favorite of you about that a lot. We're putting up a pre-order for the four horseman T-shirt and it's got great art by a really cool listener who Who designed this t-shirt and it's a fucking awesome. If you're in if you like metal You're also going to love this shirt too. It's very 80s metal. All right. Where do they find that? Tell them Steve Dave dot merch table.com that pre-orders up right now. Nice. And also, but you can order this right now. This is available right now and this is the the jewel in the the Cinco TSD Myo. This is why I flew back. This is why. This might be seriously, I mean, up until now I've said Final Cast 2 has been my favorite project

that we've done in terms of just home run quality. I think that this might be well that of the claymation but I think that this might be new. I claimation was it was hitting was that's like Mount Everest. Now we've now we're conquering mountains even taller like Mount Everest. Now we're conquering mountains even taller in Mount Everest. You can view it. People are going to fucking love this. It's a new blu-ray or if you want to order it digitally on our website, website. It's a project that we did. We filmed a pilot to pitch to a network. It's a game show. I guess a game game show. It's not a game show pilot.

It's not a pilot scripted. It's a legitimate game show. And we filmed it. We submitted it, but now we're going to offer it to the listeners a chance to watch it. It's called Elephants in the Room. And I'm pretty proud of it. You should be, man.

It was... People have been asking, because at one time ago, I tweeted a photo of barrel with a chocolate leaking out of it. Like, what the fuck is that? This is what that is. I mean, it's, we were offering it on Blu-ray with seven signatures, seven signatures on a one Blu-ray.

Three of what you care about uh... uh... what if you're not if you don't care about uh... the blu-ray you can buy it digitally at uh... tell them steve david dot com you want the blu-ray you can go to tell them steve david dot merge table dot com and uh... it's a game show like any game show that's ever been seen.

That's true. It's you tackles topics that no one has thought of before. Ever dare tackle tackle in a game show and it's funny. Oh, it's got to be over an hour and a half. It's funny. It's funny. Oh, it's got to be over an hour and a half. It's funny. It's insightful. It can be enraging, depending on what side of the fence you fall on on some of these topics.

But all and all, it's all good fun. And I can't say enough how proud I am of it. And it also has the listeners submitted commercials. And we have to take breaks when we're doing setups We we had we filmed these ad breaks where we thought we could have listeners send in Tell them Steve Dave centric commercials So I mean this is I don't think I can't think of a better way to celebrate TSD awareness month by ordering Elephants in the room. What the fuck with these guys in the music mister?

I mean Jesus Christ it's so loud So loud it's crazy Yeah, this is it's a lot of money was poured into this pro more So we've spent more in this budget of this pilot than we've ever spent on anything and Nobody complained about not swimming over the summer. There's a There's props there's costumes there's There's Megan Mike. There's Megan Mike the Sunday Jeff. There's gittum. There's a Troy that's right Chris Lathondo is the Don Pardo of the

The entire affair. I mean, I think it will go down as one of our most well-received pieces of extra product that we've put out. It's a home run. I hope so. I hope people like it. It is. I can't thank you enough.

It was amazing. For flying back in and putting the production on hold for this. Something's deserved. Something's deserved. Told the studio to go fuck themselves. Hey. What are you gonna do? There's a guy who's...

Forget it. Forget it. No spoilers. No, no, you won't want me to say it. Oh, okay. The ennict, yeah. We should have go down as one of the biggest moments. It's historic and tell them Steve Dave history.

We'll be assured of it the following year. It might be the second in the TSD line of great moments and tell them Steve Dave history. It might deserve a shirt right out of the gate. But go get it at tellmsteepdave.merchstable.com for the Blu-ray and tellsteve.com if you just want to get the digital download. I'm all turned around off physical media thanks to you.

Oh yeah, how so? Because I bought something from iTunes and then fucking something happened with the internet. I couldn't fucking get it to download. I was like, you know what, if this is a fucking DVD, it would not be a problem. So I started buying DVDs again. I even got a little DVD player like you have oh Yeah, you brought one and Mike gave me that that's a cool setup right I do but if it's like a tiny little one You can bring around with you. Yeah, you know, it's like a portable DVD player

Yeah, so when I go out to dinner with my parents like watch it like I'm a four-year-old You still really that's it? That's what I mean. Anything you can tell us from the set? Any fucking tasty stories. Yeah. Any behind the scenes? Did Sal stay up till like 12 one night, maybe? No. That was definitely in bed by 10 with a, you know, craft services.

He's on a craft service, coma. What's it down? Nothing yet, nothing yet. You know, I've listened to my dispatches, which you have been coming in. But it's fun. You know, the practice joke is going to be, it's just going to be great.

And the budget's low, so, you know. Take-outs will be the same price. No, the movie, nobody's, like everything with us, nobody's expecting much, but they're It'll be the same price. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no That's a lot, it's off brand. It's off brand. That's why we always have to cover that up. Oh, you know, I forgot to let you guys too, that Blue Juice, it's a Blue Juice production, they're officially putting their logo on the product. Are they? Yeah, Blue Juice Films.

How did that happen? Well, they were here filming it and everything, but he... What did we pay them? Yeah, but they, like, they asked. That's how I knew it was a good product because afterward, Tom. we pay them and they want they made a demand in their country. No, no, no, they said, Tom mom, like, yeah, I delivered the pizza.

I'm not on the fucking cover. No, they they they could if it was a dog, they would have wanted their their their name off Yeah, I mean a small horse They would they would have wanted their name on on the On the credits, but Tom mom sent me an email being like hey Do you mind if we put our logo blue juice films logo? Yeah, fuck you Tom mom. That's how I knew he's a word. He's a word.

This is a word. What's that money back? Money or logo not both. You should be saying it's so good that people just want to latch on to it. Right. Coat. I mean I to me. That's how good it is. We had to go back to press and make all new covers because Tom, I'm waiting as fucking dumb ass. There we go. Here we go. I mean, that's how good it is because those of a guy is at shoot combat, man. These are pros.

Yeah, and for me, that was a sign of like, he wants to be a part of this because he thinks it's good. He might sound like nothing else going on. Ha ha ha. And let's just say, again, it's it's it's synchotias D. Mayo. Do something to spread the awareness and send it in and maybe I'll send you a skull. Oh, that's cool. You know, if if I mean, well, the best, the best what's it called the best stunt to spread awareness, the best

the original novel idea of spreading Telmsteave awareness is going to get a skull. And it's a challenge. As someone whose name I don't want to mention, I'll just say your name is Amy, um, sprayed some Telmsteave deiv graffiti on a bridge that was pretty huge and looked at. That's a big one. If that was submitted now That definitely would be that would be in the at the top, you know That has to find cut to you know to be eligible for you know the final You know proceedings to declare the winner that was so impressive. Yeah, I saw this on Twitter the other day Gemma from the UK she had put a little tome Steve D even note somewhere in like a bathroom or something or like in a club and

Somebody found it and then she was like yeah, I put that there almost like a like a message in a bottle type thing Right What about tattoos as tattoos? L is that sure? Yeah, it has to be like Drake tattoo. That has to be like on your forehead There's two I agree Four color demons man. Yeah girls get the four color demons on your bra. Let's titties What? Yes, that dude has oh yeah, oh that's right. Yeah

Unless he's but less he's bear tested. It's really not spreading the awareness Yeah, all right, so you're out you both you fucked up I'm sure he's got a skull that dude's hardcore if he's got a fucking tattoo on his chest He was one of the few that ordered this Prussian minis kissing skull. Yeah. Yeah. All right. There you go.

That commercial fizzle, but I have a good time back down there in hotlana. Say hi to him at freak nick for me. Is that still going on? It's a black spring break. When is that happening? Spring break usually. Like sometime in March or April. I'm not surprised you're not filming there.

Some stunts and some something else. Yeah some some some practical jokes. Yeah like doing some practical and practical twerking and shit. Because I always wanted a nickname I wouldn't want pussy in my nickname, but unless it was hound, but... Right, right. Right. ... ... ... ...

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Maybe I... No retweets! I'm Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell Him Steve Dave. Walt, we have the third in our line of guest hosts. Frank V came in strong like the guest star a stars the guest hosts are that are seven guests have really really brought their A game and have really you know brought something you know and we which we desperately needed with Q's absence.

We needed something to bring people in and the novelty of having a different guest host sit in, walk yous away filming. I think it's paid off so far. So far so good. The pressure is on to keep it going. Big time pressure. Big time pressure. I don't know why would you say this

Pressure on on the person sitting near because I'm a little annoyed with them because really I gave him one of the best Nick names I think I ever came up with and now he doesn't go buy it anymore because He won the right to not be called ghost pussy. Oh Like people say it anyway. People say it anyway. I feel that you're not being fair to yourself. So you've come up with some far better names. The Ghost Pussy. It's not really all that great a name.

I was wondering. When did it first? It didn't. You came up with that name like a year or two like after that thing. So yeah, it was just odd. It's really not that well. I love it and it's simplicity. That's why I really like after that. So yeah, it's not. It's really not that. Well, I love it in its simplicity. That's why I really like about it. It's like something like maybe a seventh grader would say.

If it was something without the word pussy in it, would you have been more inclined to keep it and kind of own it? And like almost like accept it like as like, because I always wanted a nickname. I wouldn't want pussy in my nickname, but it was hound. But I don't know. I wouldn't want pussy in my nickname, but it was hound. But I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, it seemed like you were like so irked by it. It kind of

surprised me because I felt like you had a sense of humor. I do have a sense of you. I'm what what irks me is when people use it as a slur, but you can't ever really tell. You're not afraid of ghosts, right? No. So you know it's not true. So why? Like I said, if it happened to be ghost, anything other than pussy, would you have?

Ghostfag. What? What? What? What? What? What? I mean, is it, is that the word because you don't, because it's here, is it too much machismo? I don't know.

I don't know. I don't, I don't, it's just even with like, I've seen even, I've seen even go after people online. Oh, absolutely. For cool. Because here's the thing, people that, first of all, there's a small tiny sect like 99% of the the answer amazing, right? No, no. 100% of the answer. Well, 99% what you're concerned, 99% I've seen one, but there's a 1% of like this white supremacy

like real events. Totally. Absolutely. Well, you're not saying they're actual Nazis. No, I'm saying they might be actual Nazis. Oh, really? Yeah, totally. What evidence have you seen? I see their posts.

And what in context, how have you seen it used, where you're like, where you got so angry? I don't get so angry. Or you don't, well, where have you seen it used, it, where you could say that's being used to slur me? Um, that was me. Maybe when, when, like, maybe if Brian will tweet something to publicly shame me about something, I got it a blue, I'll get a shaming and then, or but I can't help me. And then I'll see the comments of that because I'm tagging it and then they'll say something.

Well, some people don't get that like we're friends and it's different, different with us than if people start piling on time. Exactly. But you also don't want to come off like Mike's Epsych, Mike's very touchy. He blocks people right and left. Yes, I want to hear. Here's a line, yeah, and you may have crossed a line. And Mike is another trial for me? No, I'm not in a bad way.

You would need a trial. But I definitely had to have a different approach after seeing you or to you dealing with you. Like I felt more like you were more treated more like Mike than treated like let's say, get him. So he has more like he rolls with anything that's... He's got no choice. He's around this fuck. He's like, his sense of humor is like, but you would seem like, well, Jesus, if he's touching about that, I don't know,

I don't know what his boundaries are then because that to me was seems so innocent and so not innocent and so not something that would never dream he would get annoyed. Well, I think your boundaries are way bigger with us than some random person who's like, I'm gonna fucking go after Ladondo. Yeah, yeah, but at the same time, it's funny. Like I find the comments people make funny, but then you can tell sometimes they're not mean to be funny. Like I find like the comments people make are funny, but then you can tell sometimes they're not me. No mean to be funny. They mean it to be like, you know, to try to like, you know, try to get me, but it doesn't get me. I mean, because they would never do it in person, because if they did, they know, it'd be a different situation for them.

What's the lot? What's that mean? I get shocked out. So you would physically attack somebody who called you ghost. No, no, no, no, like if they and choke them out. No, I mean like somebody was trying to be threatening. What? Oh, like if they're like if they're up in your face, like what are you gonna do? Go see like let's say you were let's say we were having an event here at TSD related event and we've had We've had those people so nice when you're walking out to the car and you saw a Lisekef.

Yeah, it goes pussy. Would you immediately like jump and show them? No, not at all. I think I've never had that. I did like that probably not absolutely not. They're like you're awesome. All right, no, I don't see you awesome. All right, I just yeah, I did I'll just be honest. I was a I was surprised and definitely had a different. I was surprised and definitely had a different felt like there had maybe more kid gloves

Had to be used and I want to say kid less a wrong way, but you know definitely I was a taken aback by how Anger you got when I saw them when people use that word no, but like if you see something me right? It's usually I'm laughing behind it. Okay. All right If you see something me, right, it's usually I'm laughing behind it. Okay. You mean, it's all in the, when I see it online, I mean, if I see it, it's hard sometimes in. To tell the tone, right? To tell the tone, yeah.

So, I think I'm probably sometimes making that same mistake when people are trying to be, you know, funny to me, I think I'm probably, you know, I probably elinated some people that actually meant it to be funny then I Thought it I took it the wrong way so in that case you can win them back today maybe This episode need to win them back Now Did you listen to the the Frank five?

Great. He's so great. I really to the Frank five? It was great. It was so great. I really love Frank five. So you knew the going in, the format then. Because when I asked you, I don't think too easy. If you want to sit in, you weren't aware that we were going to do this series of guest hosts. Yeah, no. Okay. But I know, and then I know you want to ask some, go ahead.

No, no, you can finish. No, no, no. I was just going to say a little bit further that you were, for a while known, is that the social justice warrior of this podcast, but lately I feel like you're sort of backed off that. You're not really so involved in preaching and sanctimonious. Really? Really? Well, the stuff I see that you post now is really not nearly as much as you did. So involved in reaching and psych demotions really

Well, it's tough. I see that you post now. It's really like not nearly as much as you did Like you know, it's always a stretch. You complain about everything. No, yeah Not at all you you that's another thing he would exaggerate Some of my posts and make people think well he does that all the time. It's like no, I don't Go fucking look at the tweets most of the time I'm retweeting stuff. Most of the time when I get him is showing me things. I think there's some sort of, I don't know what the right, but there's some weird vibe between you and get him.

You think so? There is, I don't know, maybe it's your... It's such a tension. I just want to try it. Maybe because you're, I think that you guys are on the opposite side of the political spectrum and the regular one And I think that like you Ten to urk him with the things that you tweet and he wants to then show me and he's just like look with Chris And I'm just like why why is he on this?

That's it. First of all, get him, I've donated to his teeth fund, his, I gave money to that kid, offered him to buy him. Kid, no, I don't even care. Offered to buy him lunch, a vegan lunch, because he wanted to talk to my losing way. I was like, I go next time I see you here, we're gonna go down the block to go to Karma Cafe. I was like, I go next time I see you here, we're gonna go down the bonk to go to Karma Cafe.

I'll treat you whenever you wanna get. Now, am I being an asshole to him? Not at all. I don't know. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I thought maybe you could enlighten me as to why. Do you feel there's a little bit of a change between you guys?

I think, I don't know. I don't know. He doesn't say anything to my face though. When I come in here. He'll never say anything to your face But my comment is okay. What's up? You know I shake his hand. We take a picture sometime to talk good I've had good chats with him Yeah, I don't want to really good, but there's some sort of like

We're like he feels the need to I guess Like I said, I think it's because you're 180 Yes, like I said, I think it's because you're 180 opposed to what he believes in in the world and then the Is he like a conservative guy? I mean, he, But okay, if he is a conservative guy and I think he had went to a Jezot college, I think, or something, like he didn't finish

to have said, but he went to a Catholic school, like a private school, and he may be Catholic, whatever. But when you look at the things that he tweets and he'll start shit, that's not very Christian. No, no, he's definitely not a... So, I mean, you... There's any problem, he has the problem. I mean, I don't have any problem. I'll talk with anybody. I don't think, yeah, I don't want to paint it, it's a problem, but I didn't know if you

got, I didn't know if you were aware that there seems to be some sort of, like I guess you're just 180 degrees or a little bit of oil and water. Yeah, but I do, I don't think he doesn't like you, but he seems. He says it all the time. He's never told me that personally. No, and I don't want to paint that picture that he doesn't, but I didn't know if if it was more if it was all playful or if it was there is some real I would have assumed for me look on the way I'm looking I would say it was it was playful because he's never said to me in person because every time I say him Hey, what's going on? Yep, you know we good chats off from the buying launch pay for his teeth that he never bought it and Yeah, first he can't go to lunch because he can't chew right

Try to buy a teeth man how how close is he he's got to be close to the three i don't think he's even out there isn't care i think i think at this point he's given up on that on that dream of uh... it's got to be like uh... an orthodontist right that isn't like given like a teeth is like i mean he he he he he he be cute has is given him

plenty plenty of items to sell he gave him like hair right and he is I don't understand get him slot process but he put it in a tube like a test tube sealed it up put it in this beautiful mahogany box and I'm like well why aren't you selling it I mean mean, why aren't you trying to, he gave it to you to figure teeth fun? Then he's just like, well, I got to wait for the right time. I got to wait till the jokers get hot. I want to be better with that. Yeah. So he's, I mean, he's a dilemma wrapped in a nigma because I'm, I've given up trying to figure him out.

I speak to the jokers. I went down to the set this past weekend. Really? There's no doubt to when like he was like, like the times were like, I'm coming. I'm not coming. I'm coming to do tell him Steve Dave. It's unbelievable the schedule these guys maintain. Like sitting there and listening to like their meeting,

those four guys, like they're scheduled for the next two months, and even just what they did now, like we, like they're shooting the movie, all week we leave Friday for, we leave Myrtle Beach, we go to Nebraska, they do a show in Nebraska. As soon as they're done with that show, they get on a bus, then they go to Kansas City, they do a show on Kansas City that night, stay overnight, then take a bus to Des Moines, and then they fly to Chattanooga to do another show, and then they're back on set shooting. It's like, there's some hard work ambassadors. Would you be able to do that? Could I do that? Yeah.

Like physically? Yeah, I could do that. You think so? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Mentally. Mentally? Yeah, I think I could do it too. If I was able to have C.H. Come once in a while, you know, that kind of thing. But yeah, I think I could do it too. If I was like able to have siege come once in a while You know that kind of thing, but yeah, I think I could maintain that kind of schedule for a while It's it's unbelievable. I mean, it's non-stop. It seems with them. I don't know when they get the free and it's time for themselves Yeah, it didn't seem like they had a ton of time for themselves But being the social justice warrior. Yeah, I have a tweet that I wanted to get your opinion on. Sure. Now, this is a in reference to the Texas school shooting, which I'm not really super familiar

with, but I know the nuts and bolts of it. So this guy James SA Corey tweets, dear boys, if you're reaction to being turned down by a girl is to shooter and a bunch of other people is revenge Maybe you're just an asshole and this is why you can't get dates Try not being an asshole. See if you get more dates that way just a thought Now this has 23,000 likes 4,000 retweets It drove me nuts to fucking read this tweet and I unfollowed the person who retweeted it and annoyed me so much Who is this to?

Who the fuck is this tweet to? The kid who already did it, the kids who may do it someday and are like, oh wait, further alienate those people. Yeah. Yeah. Most, you ever gotten rejected by a girl, well? Oh, absolutely.

You shoot her? Do you shoot anyone else? No, I never shot anybody. I'm like this full of rejection. I've never had a gun. I've never even held a gun. I have guns. I never shot anyone, because I got rejected.

This is not to most people. So the dear boys is like, hey, I'm a nice guy, but hey boys, it's just that fucking bullshit of like, let me write something so patronizing and obvious and just condescending and send it out to like, are you not a guy? Like what do you mean dear boys? Like, guess what? Most males don't fucking feel that way. Most, most males fucking like, skulk away in embarrassment and are like, all right, let

me out my game or do something else or try again. Well, most mass shooters, is that what they call these people, are, was it like, is it, is it, it's mostly men? It's, that's why it says dear boys. It's mostly men. Yeah, but this is not, most people's reaction to getting rejected. So what is the point, I don't understand the point of this tweet and I don't understand what people are taking from it.

Like I literally do not understand it. Is that tweet and i don't understand what people are taking from it like i literally do not understand it well i was a person that now he's not famous it's uh... what he does new york times best-selling pseudonym for two-reps scallions writer and producer of the expanse on an invention called t.v. i don't know writer producer of the expanse i guess it's a tv show i'm sure there's a large segment of the population

that has a hard time dealing with rejection, right? I've yet to meet the person that's like, oh, I just got rejected, you want to hear all about it? It was awesome. Like I've yet to hear that person. Pat Naswald retweeted it immediately on follow-down. Like if this is the kind of, I fucking can't stand Twitter anymore. I was never crazy about it it to begin with but it's the only way we can reach our people

yeah but you have to do you ever wonder why you are prone to be upset by it though because I mean I can't look at it and I don't get mad because it's just it's the the dripping fucking condescension is if he's so much better like let me educate you boys About rejection. Guess what I did when I got rejected. I didn't shoot someone and that's what you should do It's like guess what most people 99 point and then give a billion nines on the end of that percent are not fucking shooting anyone because they got rejected Right, but and you're not gonna reach the fucking guy that is going to do it. They don't give a fuck what you think.

Fucking James S.A. Quarry. Blue verified. Checkmark. I agree with him. You agree with him. But do you find yourself getting worked up? Read it. Definitely.

Have you seen this? I don't know. I don't, I don't, I don't. Some things with... What about Brian? You can relate to him being angry about reading a book. Yeah, the anger part, yeah. But I disagree with some of the things Brian says, but I think that's because it's where he lives.

It's where you, like, you guys grew up in suburban part of New Jersey. So you weren't really necessarily exposed to a lot of diversity or if any. So what do you think you would change your mind if you're like, you grew up in Brooklyn. You'd be a little bit more liberal than you do. I consider you a liberal guy. I think you're pretty liberal. I think some people are used to call liberal. Now I'm an Nazi. But what is something that you disagreed with that you're like, well, if these guys had only grown up in Brooklyn, they wouldn't think like this. What's something that we have said that you can point to and be like, well, it's because they grew up, where they grew up.

Well, when you guys, as long as we get the past, don't question. I think he's giving you the past. I don't think he's going to be the past. No, no, you guys get the past too. But no, you tell us totally get the past. But I don't know, just some things that you guys say, it just seems like, all right, that's being growing up in a way. Is it a joke?

Is it a joke? Yeah, is it was it something, was it a joke that was made, or do you think, or are you compoing to a point where we made a point that was made that you're like, well, they wouldn't think that way if they didn't grow up or they grew up, or was it a joke that was made, an obvious joke, and well, they wouldn't have made that joke if they didn't, if they didn't grow up where they grew up.

I can't. You know I'm talking about your true ignorance. No, I can't recall. But this is one thing I can recall and where I think this has to do with where we're kind of in a close generation, what has to do with generational. When we talk about like safe spaces and we make fun of it, you know, I, in agreeance, like I agree with you with certain things with that too. There's something about maybe getting bullied

or whatever that kind of makes you tougher as an adult. And you know, but also. I don't know. I'm not 100% sure. Some people, some people tough enough and some people. Shoot up the school. Right. I don't know what the answer is.

Or live a life. For killed themselves. Live a life that of the ramifications of being bullied, you know, throughout their whole childhood years and it affects them forever. Right. No. Well, it's also way different for people today.

Like it follows you everywhere you would tell you. Yeah. If you make it home alive, then you go on your Facebook account, Twitter or whatever and somebody's like, Hey, douchebag. And they're like, oh, there they are again. It's like, Brian, why'd you tell me?

You just read that about me. But like, and when we went to school, bullies were like, it was old school bullying, where like, where people were cornered and smacked around, like, there was a bullying school that like, he didn't target us, but like the people he did target, oh my god. Like, physical harm. Yeah, like beatings Like beatings. Yeah. Yeah. Beaters. I saw him slash Ed's hand with an exact one. I've one time in our class. He's just like, he's, I watch a whole thing.

Like, you would want like a beer this guy. He just, he looks at Ed and he just is like, and he just slashes his hand and it goes, you suck. And all this blood is pouring out of his hand. It's like the kids of maniac. He doesn't belong in school. No. Well, I don't think I can't imagine those, well, you know, I guess in some schools they are, they're still maniacs. So, oh yeah. This shooter in Texas, I read an article yesterday. He targeted particular people like it wasn't just random.

Everybody didn't like him, the girl that rejected him and he just like, he went after certain people. And now, um, as now we have kind, well, I know a lot of people, listeners think some listeners, not all, think that you guys are, you know, one side, you know, one side over the other, right? You get to say it's a very liberal year, and you're liberal, but for some reason,

you've been paid in hours. I don't think we're the conservative, yeah. Because like I'm more of like a George Carlin liberal, which is unacceptable to people these days. What is the answer to guns? It's shootings in school. Okay, send out more tweets like this guy. Yeah, and that's what we should do.

I mean, is there, I mean, is there a real answer? Because I don't think that you could do that. That'll minimize it. First off, I wish this kid fucking killed his father too, like the fucking Waco and Sandy Hook. If you have guns lock them, the fuck up. And if you have a kid who goes and does this, I was saying this earlier, there has to be a little something that's like, they're not quite all there. But it was with the fucking father's deal is. But if you have guns and you don't lock them up like that father should be in prison

Absolutely, and that's one thing you can do. What if he takes the keys? The key should not be within this kid the keys should be Not within anyone's grasp about your own you should if that's your gun safe You have the keys you have the combo nobody else does certainly not your fucking certainly not your asshole loser son who can't get a date I mean he could have killed the father and got the keys and still did it I mean he's gonna if you're gonna do it probably gonna get you're gonna get to it He would have found a different world solution. I don't think you're gonna be misused like that was one One thing that Brian say what what to charge charge

Yeah, so you would be it would create people saying well I better make sure my shit's locked up tight So I don't want to be responsible if somebody steals, you know, whatever, my keys to my guns. You think a lot of households, guns are not allowed? I don't know, I don't own guns. Yeah, me neither. That's a sign, is it commonplace to just

any sort of guns? I hear all sorts of guns. You're wrong to just leave guns around or no? Some cops tell me that they have guns like on their tables, like planted in different areas of their house. Like if there's like, and if they're held hostage in that house. Yeah, I know one guy, he has like on their his table plant in different areas of their house like if there's like and if they Help house in that house. Yeah, I know one guy. Yeah, like on their table like there'll be a gun there like a little gun Like it's like it's a betting parlor and dead. Yeah, I have like this shotgun on this one guy

I'm surprised that's not a law already though. They can't charge somebody for I think if your kid gets hurt They can like if you have a child and your child shoots themselves and dies, then you can record all the movements. And then we pass the law to that you can be charged if you don't take your refrigerator door off. I was like, I throw it in a refrigerator out. You don't take the door off.

I can't imagine that you can't change, make a law that you can charge somebody who owns a gun if you don't have it locked up. I feel like even the NRA could get behind that I mean it's not that big deal to lock you. You have to be 21 to buy an assault rifle But you have to be 25 to rent a car money just change the age to 25 to buy a gun. I was supposed to do drive-by Yeah, exactly. That's true. You can you have to be 25 to rent a car. Yeah, you have to go through a mental evaluation like a like a you just have to see like with a doctor a state a state governed Psychologist like you want to buy a gun and you have to go through things take like an exam like you know, yeah

May add but then you get into like well Should you have to take an exam the vote because a lot of people are dumb in fact most people are dumb Mm-hmm, so like like I remember my grandmother who I didn't really consider to be a dumb person But telling me she was going to vote for George Bush because he was handsomeer than the other guy who I think was John Kerry. And I'm like, all right. But you don't think that you don't think that the looks matter and for this presidential race. You don't know. I don't know. Look at Trump. He's not the most handsome guy ever. But you don't think Kennedy had a lot of mojo and money. Kennedy had a lot of money. Kennedy, I think, had the backing of the mafia.

He had the hair. He had the hair. The star looks. He had the... he didn't eat the mafia money. His father was loaded. Yeah. A guy who made it all through bullying. Who pushed run it up against that? Who was... why was he... oh, then... he oh then it was it was Gory Algor But the later it's it's yeah, that's not really how could one fine How could your grandma find one of those more? Handsome the other the first bush when he was voting against John Kerry Do you like what was saying earlier about about your guy here? You're like he should not be allowed to To hold office again. What about guys like Mary and

Barry or Rob Ford, like these whacked out drug addicts who have the support of the community and somehow like Mary and Barry got caught with the crap. Isn't that just a disease? Yeah, but do you look at the black community? You're not as liberal as I thought, because I don't think so. I am liberal. But you would say to yourself, hey man, they had a problem. They had a problem. This is not like, you know, how do you have, tell, do you want, do you want drug addicts to be prisoned?

Are you for like longer jail, sexual or? No, not at all. No, not at all. So why then can't a guy who's had a drug problem who's beat it like like Mary and Barry did. If he beat it and he can just demonstrate that he you know he's currently fit well at the time whatever fit to start the year absolutely. Okay but not the guy who held the... Not a not a convicted fucking criminal. But that's what Mary and Barry was though. A felon? Well, I believe he was, he was, he was, he was a general with crack. Yeah.

And a prostitute. I would vote for him. But, but, but, but, yeah, make sure you don't want it, but you don't want to say he shouldn't have been able to not run, though, right? I, I would hope that the people who filter that out, but he didn't matter, he still won again, though.

That's the, and what was it, DC? Is it the will of the people? DC, he was DC. Well, when he was in DC in office DC was a mess I was that DC was a macular the streets were immaculate so so in 1990 he was arrested with a former girlfriend He was okay. I thought it was a process Well, he was I don't know if she's like, what do you say? I don't want anybody to-

She was an FBI informant and she invited him to the hotel room and insisted that he smoked free-based Coke before they had sex. Well, agents in another room watched on camera waiting for Barry to accept her offer. During the video taped arrest, he says of her, bitch set me up. I shouldn't have come up here. God damn bitch. I mean, true words were never spoken. He got three felony counts of perjury, ten counts of drug possession, one to misdemeanor count of conspiracy,

to possess coke and then, you know. That's why DC is a decriminalized marijuana use there. I mean, you can't, there's no stores yet, but two weeks ago when I was there, no sign of it anywhere. I work in Manhattan every day, it's everywhere. Did you smell it?

Did it decriminalize? Not in Manhattan, not yet, but they want to do that. But that's the fuck at least of their problems. Tell them, man. Are you an advocate for legalizing drugs? Yeah, they should legal, not all drugs, but they should legalize marijuana and tax it and have that money go into fucking fixing the roads and shit like that so that lowers the taxes of the tax payer. Okay what drugs would you draw the line at?

heroin. That's the only one. Yeah that's bad that's bad news. Coke. Yes no good either. Anything like manmade. Anything manmade Like psychic deluxe I guess are fine Piotty if you can find it in stato It's in a desert right they still do a lot of rush out there rush What is this one my what I would I Jennifer Jason Lee? In the 80s don't you remember in 1982? I mean what we're in a great there's these little bottles of jet fuel Rush and it was called rush what was in it? It was a yellow little tiny bottle. It was like a little a liquid I'm pretty sure it was like Amel nitrate wasn't it?

And it was and it had like a little and the H had a little lightning bolt on the end of it And it was and you would smell it for and you and you would go like completely out of your mind for like two seconds There was an angel dust and stuff. Oh, an angel dust. Popped it said. No legal. No legalized angel dust on your own. I'm that your administration.

No. What about the little stickers also in the 70s? I remember I was a terrified of getting a sticker Mickey Mouse and licking it and then like going on a trip. On a trip? Yeah. He was licking toads. Yeah. Which would you legalize the acid? Yeah, it's fine. a trip. Yeah. You was looking towards where I was walking. Which you legalized the acid.

Yeah, it's fine. That's absolutely. We don't have an LSA. In micro dosing, it's actually not that battery. It's never proven to be a directive, and it's not that bad for you. Yeah, just like we have LSA. Yeah, yeah.

Wow. So you guys are both here. You're going to put the stamp of approval on legalizing LSD I say so I I've never been high on pot. Okay Never never so next Revisionist I smoke it but I've never I Smoke stuff because I did nothing to me. Yeah, that's possible did nothing at all It's very weird and so I was just like what is everybody talking about? I feel exactly the same.

I think my body is immune to all drugs. Yeah. Hopefully that's gonna probably be my downfall as when I did sick. But no matter what I take, that doesn't really affect me in terms of drug use. I wish you had said this when I had a bunch of pills and shit, I would have given you something

that would have definitely affected you. I don't know. I mean, I wouldn't have did it. No, Control. He was nervous before going on stage one time. And I was like, do you want like, has that a Zinex? Yeah. He acted as if I were like, let me just fucking tie you off

and shoot you up, bro. So he won your mom. I would have made you feel perfect. You would have. The poppers though, well, that we used, I remember very vividly being like in social studies class and just passing that around, be like, and smell smell it and your whole face would get red and flush. But what we didn't know at the time was that they have historically been used for sexual encounters among the youth including the gay community. I think that like yeah, we're lucky we suddenly just start sucking each other's things. When you're having sex, why would you need

to enhance it with that though? I agree. It's good enough to wait. Why do you need them to also feel like you're not on this plane? Let me ask you something, you're about to have gay sex. I need a ton of drugs to do that. But if you're gonna have it though,

that means you want to have it. Right, right, yeah, I guess so. So you don't may not need to medicate yourself to have it. They supposedly have a relaxation effect on involuntary smooth muscles, such as those in the throat and anus. So you can shove a bigger dick in your ass or throat. We're gonna do a little popper shop enough of this Most widely. That was that was rush. That would have been rush. Yeah. So our butt holes were all loose. Social studies class and our throats. But all all. It was just

a head rush though. That's all you really felt right? Well, I mean, we weren't aware that we could also be putting stuff in our rectum now that. Yeah, I know. I got all the words. It was like a glorified school softener. It wouldn't get sound otherwise. I'm joking out. I got half a globe in there. I didn't realize that that was a drug of choice in the gay community. When I was in high school, they would...

Math, I think, now, was like the important thing. Math? Yeah, I think it always was, right? Math, yeah. Yeah. They used to dip... The kids would dip cigarettes in finale de hide in science class. I think now it's like they've learned to me. I think it always was, right? Matthew. They used to dip the kids with dip cigarettes in phenoldehyde and science class. And it would smoke that. That's when they put dead frogs in there.

Yeah, they would dip cigarettes in there and smoke. That's fucking crazy. It would you do that? No. No. They smoke dust. What is the mindset of somebody who's like, I'm going to dip this cigarette in a chemical that preserves a dead creature.

I'm 16 years old and I live on Staten Island. I mean, isn't that bad? No, I mean, well, when you're a kid, it is, I guess. I mean, you guess you'll just do anything. Yeah, it's all invincible. It's what it does is, or what a will do to you, disorganize speech and thoughts, diminish detention, agitation. You know what I may have smoked weed with embalming fluid because everything I suffer from. Um, is that, is that

embalming fluid? What? From aldehyde fluid? Yeah, fluid. It's, that's what they're need for embalming fluid. I think so. Maybe it. It's similar. Similar. Yeah. I think it's similar. Yeah. It looks like that's that's what it does. It just fucks up your head and makes you feel all out of it. Is it poisonous? I would say so. Yeah. I think it's such a small amount and you're like vaporizing that are or turning into a smoke. You're not actually like sort of. It says the syndrome of this intoxication looks nearly identical to that seen following PCP use. So basically it's a cheap PCP or a more accessible PCP maybe. And how about going to school where it's like, hey kids here's someone

blowing float or foul, but I was like 25 or something. Yeah, I don't actually. Probably not anymore. Yeah, maybe not. I don't know. I mean, I probably still do dissection, right? Yeah, but maybe it's like a different fluid that you use. It's less toxic, yeah. Well, a lot of listeners don't know this about you. I maybe you talk about it online though, but you're a Disney holoc, right?

Oh, yeah. Did you know that, Brian? I didn't know it until recently, where every time I look at your Instagram, it's either acrylic paintings or you in Florida. Yeah. In the two. Well, I would I went to Florida Like a month or two ago for work and it was it was in Orlando and of course I stopped by Disney

So you get you you love to immerse yourself in the Disney universe. I do. What is it about it that it's The first time I went there was four and my family was fortunate enough to go I guess like every year when I was a kid like Easter vacation summer vacation sometimes we would go twice a year my family eventually bought a home and Tampa, Florida when I was a kid so we would go to we'd spend like a week and like by Tampa Then we'd spend another week in Orlando and Disney. And it just was became like it was like a family tradition. So I'm trying to do that for my kid. So many times as you're you and your kid gone to Disney. Me and the kid. She's seven. She's been to Disney worlds. Probably six times.

Wow. There's a lot of kids. And we're going to Disney land. Never get to see it. You know, so that's we're going to Disneyland never get to see it. You know, so that's We're gonna go to California and LA to Disney Land this year I'll post it on Instagram. It's oh my it she looks like a real guard like the way she's holding it Who is it what's your favorite all-time Disney movie? song of the South, come on. You do? You do? No. I don't know.

There's got to be one. There's no one go to? There is a lot. Well, clerks was a Disney movie. It's true. You're a Disney whole, it doesn't have a immediate response to what your favorite Disney movie. Not me. Disney character.

Um, character. Holy shit. I don't know. I don't know if you love Disney. I love to do. I'm a shareholder of their stock. I've my names in the fucking ground and the magic kingdom. My family. I've been there. I'm not. But like that's like have like if you're into comic books I mean you can account star Lucasfilm stuff as Disney No, I don't you know what he's you can't that I do now you count that now of course That's just like a quiet a lot of second you're an artist so you can understand this if you made something That was bought by them or you worked for them. Wouldn't that be it would live forever?

Well, like Star Wars was going to live forever without Disney. Disney's come in and ruin Star Wars. Oh, my God. Are they rewriting landows? They got the rides. They got the rights. The rides, like, they make out on a park. This Star Wars park.

They are ruining Disney. Way more than Lucas ever did with his with his Are they ruining Marvel to? No, why is that well the last movies was killer, but the last two star wars movies were We're not good. This is the kind of shit to that. It's just like I haven't seen like I've been without that It's like black panty yet. I didn't see infinity wars and I didn't see I mean There's nothing wrong with the Marvel Universe, but I believe the Marvel Universe, the studios, at least the Marvel Studios, was up and running before they were acquired by Disney, right? So they've kind of just like, but man, I don't know how you, I don't know, like to me,

it's like Disney's this like blob, you you can't kill it you can't destroy it they're going to acquire everything at this point and they're going to you know potentially ruin I think if Star Wars is any indication all these all these brands a billion dollars every time I understand that but just because it made money, does it mean it's... Well, this kind of stuff hurts Star Wars. Star Wars character, Lando Calrissi, and his pansexual, and I couldn't be happier.

When it comes to representation in the Galaxy Far Far away, it's good to know Lando sees beyond gender. What's pansexual? It's like you'll fuck anything. It doesn't matter. You're like on a permanent popper high. Okay, so that would people... So if somebody fucks like an animal in our world the real world Are they considered pansexual? You better not shame them. Well, it's against the law right or if you fuck like a relative

Like a blood relative that's against the law. No, no, well that's I know I'm trying to get it fixed in a human race But like like these like in Tijuana right are there a whole bunch of pansexuals down here? Fucking donkeys and shit. Yeah. It doesn't don't exist. I thought that was still like out, like out. The jury is still out on that. If it really actually exists.

Oh, that's a myth. I don't, you talking to me. You're talking to me. You got to get a movie about it. Like Eladona comes in and he's automatically like, how do you test for weed if somebody's driving? He's smart guy though.

He is smart guy though. He's a very up to date on all his current events and I'm working at college so I gotta be up to date with everything. But does this kind of stuff bother you? Does this kind of stuff annoy you that it's like the because pansexual or like even transsexual transgender or whatever which I'm not against at, but it is it's not super common It does like that's why it's not on the tip of like Everyone's tongue in

The regular United States like the community at large you know, you you don't see but there's a body is to make you angry though I don't give this kind of stuff. Yeah, well, I Solo thing does the the land of Calorissine doesn't annoy I already don't give a fuck about Star Wars enough that this Do you think this is a cop out on Disney's part by doing this? Making it. What's that name was that Donald Glover that set that? Um, I guess Because he says this is this is a lady who because he says this is this is a lady who who wrote it. Like if they really is this a cup out of saying like well he well he'll have he'll have

relationship with an alien too so that makes him pansexual. If they really wanted to go. Okay here we go. I don't want to embrace the the gay community. Why wouldn't they just make Lando and Han Solo a couple at the beginning of the movie then. Interesting. Right. If they really want to go full bore and make it and make it make really shatter and then I'd be like, okay Disney now you're taking chances because otherwise what you're doing is just like you're trying to make this this checklist that they have for the Star Wars movies check check check check check before they release it but with this we have to have all these things in line to before release release it or else the internet will go crazy. I want to see R2D to suck in some con on the screen. And then I'll be happy.

I think you were Disney fan too. Like you got a car. I am not a Disney fan in terms of how they are just, like I said, they're just, they're just grabbing everything. Everything at certain points going to be owned by Disney. I don't think so. I think they're trying to be competitive because they're going to be more of a steamboat willy-kinnon. They're going to be almost too powerful right now. They're competing with all these online social platforms like Netflix, which they're doing their own Netflix type of things. How can they, but how?

Comcast is doing the same thing? They own universal pictures. So they're all doing the same shit. Does it, is it right? No, I mean, I have that doll kin inside though. It is kind of a Disney is, it's an amazing theme park. Yeah, it is like it's unlike anything all over the world. And, but if you go seven times in seven years,

do you still get the crazy? You're gonna fucking race a sliver. Do you still get the jolt? The last time I was there, I'll be honest to you. It's diminishing returns. It's gotta be right. I went there, you know, it was, it was at a conference for work and like when I wasn't at the conference, I would go to the park and I was like, let's get the fuck out of here.

I was like, let's go. I've seen enough. We didn't have like two hours, three hours. I was like, I spent get the fuck out of here. I was like, let's go, I've seen it now. We're gonna have like two hours, three hours. I was like, I spent a lot of money on my Galaxy God. Let's just go, I'm tired. He was attacked by Simon Dress's Linda Co. Yeah, so you need to take a break, like how long? I didn't go with my kids though.

I didn't go with my daughter or my wife. When I took my dad with me. Okay. And, I'm going to go to the toilet. And, I think you dad with me, and... And... And... And... And...

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What would be how long and like with you had to lay money? How long could you add your last year? I was like, let's go. I'd say less than no, you know what? He likes to do a lot. He does. Yeah, he does like to know what he like it with me. Just you and him less than no you know what he likes Disney a lot he does yeah he does like doesn't know what he like it with me just you and him Less than an hour less than an hour his first time

He's spending hour my first son let me see what the other two are doing Yeah, I think it would just be weird. I'm like let's go on right. Did I have an accident that like turn me soft headed where I'm like? No, you just like dad. I know It's your birthday. I got for birthday for your birthday this year. I got us two tickets It's a plane ticket to Orlando. I mean you were gonna do Disney like we never did like when I was a kid We never did it ever Just me and you like just you know for father's day next year He would like if I were him, I would be like this is a setup like I would check my insurance. Like there's just no way it would

be so far. I don't even think I could be like, hey, do you want to go out to dinner? Let alone, hey, do you want to go to a different state and spend like a couple days at a theme park? He'd be like, just one day. He would be like, he would think I was dying probably and I just wasn't saying anything and like these are certain things I wanted to do before I before I decided. There would be no other rational explanation. I mean, that's sad though because you're just, you're certain next to a guy that him and his dad, that's, that's so, I think that's crazier than Edgar being like, yes. But it's so goddamn sweet though, that like, uh, yes.

It's so goddamn sweet though. That like, how old you? Uh, I'll be 41. 41 year old man and his father. Spend. Cool. It's in the park. We didn't look at all like fucking predators. Definitely. Yeah. What do you think about that one? I would love to do it. I mean because like But it's never gonna happen with me and my father

No, but so I envy you. I wish that I could say you know it Because you don't know you know, you don't know when the ninson lex time you and your dad being in a park together alone Exactly, that's what we kind of like, we walked around like, we're just gonna be it. It's gonna be it. I'm like, yeah, it's been two hours, it's the fuck outta here.

How do you feel? I feel good, we seen it. So the castle, get the picture, are you ready? Is it one of the pro? We went to, we picked, we went to three because I can go to. I went to, we went to, I had to king them up God and Hollywood studios.

And I love that kind of third day. I'm like, so you went spend three days together? No, no, we would we the first day we I went I checked in the hotel. We went to Disney Springs, which is the shopping area. Okay. I walked around that like I was not proud. We part this taller tolerable. I walked around I was like, oh, this is great.

Nobody's here. This is this might be good We might be going on a lot of rides this week that and then the next day We go to magic. I've never seen I know I'm like we're gonna hit so many We'll like we'll talk. We're like right. I mean like I haven't spoken I really know if my dad's alive Yeah, let alone like to see her do I Like an hour ago. And sit here and to hear.

Well, this is why I, a couple of months prior to this trip, my parents went with my sister, my nephew, to Florida, at House in Florida. Second day in the trip, my mom falls in a storm, breaks her femobone. So she was dead. They would have to like almost two months, so like ruined everybody's vacation, whatever.

So I was like, you know what, when I'm going to a conference, why don't you come with me? So I'll make up for, you know, a great, he had a while right. He's just as into Disney as you. Yeah. Yeah, he's the type of guy I'm asking his favorite movie,

but he haven't answer at least. Yeah, I'm like, I said, did you like live-action Disney stuff? Like I did. This came to which man. Oh yeah. Like right? Oh yeah. I like that stuff better. Yeah I like the live-action stuff. But just to go back to this, think how beyond the pale like how we can identify, like you can't picture. No.

Go do it out with your phone. I can't. In conceivable. And do I feel like I am robbed of something, you know, that I wish I could do like Kristen. Does anybody have contacts with you, Don? It didn't seem like it was that fun. Um, no matter too often. Yeah, that's good. Oh, it would be a nightmare. Yeah.

Like, I haven't seen him in in 30 years and now I'm going I don't I still think we'd be an hour now between you and that dare problem. Oh My god, that yeah, I mean God, I hope in Mike when my daughters are how old you? I'll be 41 when they're happens. It would be nice. So wait, so Alicia's 15? Yeah. So say 30 years from now, you're 80. Oh, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell,

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How long do you have to stay away from Disney to build up the year? Well, I'm going every year. I'm going to... I'm going in July. I'm going to LA for the first time. I'm going to I'm going in July. I'm going to LA for the first time I'm gonna go to Disneyland. Okay, so this is be different. This will be exciting though. Yeah, I'm looking forward to Yeah, now you don't want to know psychopath that like has a pen on it covers every inch of their fabric in their body I mean like they're like an ij fan

Like a ij fan, but all those people I look at every single one of those people like that presence of fucking ij fan There's no doubt there's no doubt I look at every single one of us people like that presence a fucking IJ Like do I do I name drop right now in this line? T-Cops and have shorts on like a best over it. And it looks like they're in the eye and recovered in a pin. They trade pins, you know, it's a thing. Yeah, I know. And you go, so if you go to the stores there, there's like wall. I'm like, what is this? And there's like walls of like these portfolios for pins that they sell.

Yeah, you're not into that. Absolutely not. Do you feel like you're missing the son of a thing? Is there any other added aspect of your Disney experience? No, I'm all school Disney. I've been going essence 82. So I'm like, I'm. Experience. I'm also a Disney. I've been going SN82. So I'm like, come on, school. There are pins back then.

Yeah, but not like that. They didn't do that shit. When I went down with Troy, his kids went to like a Walmart and just bought the pins. There's like 15 bucks at Disney, but like, no, I don't think you know we're talking about. These are collectibles.

Yeah, yeah, they're like, yeah, they're like pins of the characters. And they're at Walmart. Yeah, they had a lot of them. They're unlicensed pins, you mean? I don't, they, I think they're licensed. Well, they, they win like, they're like pins of the characters. And they're at Walmart. Yeah, they had a lot of them. They're unlicensed pins, you mean? I don't, I think they're unlicensed. Well, they went to Orlando. You could let, I think.

Well, that's Troy when he comes out. I think, yeah, if they're unlicensed or not. I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. So, a lot of disanction to them. Why is a police man, while buying unlicensed pins for his kids? It's not like he was like, hey, you know, we're gonna get some poppers for the kids.

It's like, the reason he's doing this because it's cheaper. Yeah, it's not dissanctioned. Well, Disney pin people. Right. If they will not buy anywhere, but Disney, they wouldn't go all- yeah, yeah. But these are kids who are like not gonna give a fucking hour later. Yeah, they're pins are gonna be- The hardcore Disney people like they run out of fabric. They're like, I guess I'll just pin them to my skin. Yeah, it looks like chainmail. You. They're like, I guess I'll just pin him to my skin. Like, I'm on time. They're arms. Yeah. It looks like chain man. I'm like a knight. You know, and like, I consider myself like, you know, like a big Disney fan. And then when I'm online with these people, like, you know, the pin

people that are next to me, it's like, I have online like, you know, no, like a forum. Do you look down on the pin people? I look at them. I'm like, you got to be fucking like, yeah, that I, that's not who I am. I'm like you got to be fucking like yeah that I that's not who I am I'm not a pen person so it's like no aren't they just a little bit more excited about Disney I guess I guess it's a good thing it's a good thing but they you know they're so harmless but you can't help but judge them like what the fuck's a matter of judge people I hear the thing too with Disney it's so it's gotten really crazy expensive to the point where it's just not fair that

everybody that goes, it has to be like upper middle class or rich. Or you save for like five years. Or you can do that when they save for five years. Or we'll put it all on credit card. Or you're doing on credit card. You do that. Ten years paying off that Disney. Or you like, you know, you take your kids college fund and spend it like you go on the

IJ cruise with that. Will you change? Spend it. Spend your kids college fund and spend it like you go on the ij cruise with them. Will you cheat? Spend it, spend your kids college. Will you cheat on Disney and go to Universal? Was that with Universal once in 1991? I was the last time I was there. Disney found out. You're kidding me. I haven't been there since they opened Universal in Florida. You're constantly in Florida and you haven't felt a need and my wife will some say want to go to the universal I'm like, are you crazy can go and your versus way better now way better. It's way better. It's way better It's warm. It's it's not so kid friendly. It's for like it's for like 20 year old It's actually everywhere. Yeah. This is for like dudes so

First dude part is what you call all I mean I mean Why do I want to go magic kids basically for like it's like for little kids magic king The book is both universal they're building a stalwarts park in in Hollywood studios. I understand but like Are you gonna go to that or you're like I can't fucking go yeah, I go to that they ruined it But I don't understand the mindset of somebody who's in Disney all the time I mean in Florida all the time is not like I want to see those rides are amazing. Are they in Universal? I mean, they're so beautiful. You were just there, right?

Did you go on the Pandora ride and animal kingdom in Disney? No. Go on that ride. Is that new? Yeah. Yeah. That was unbelievable. That might be amazing. I went on that ride on on the protest because it was like the park was about to close closing. It was a three-hour wait. My wife said, come on, we're here. Let's just wait. I'm like, I wait at three hours. I went on that ride. It was probably the best ride I was ever on in my life. And I was thinking to myself, these are how these new rides are going to be now. It was so high tech. What does it do? Oh, it's, it's, it's, um, it's kind of like a flight simulator, but it's different. It's like, it'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll sprayed water on you and like the senses.

Universal's been doing that for decades. No, no, but this is, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is a better virtual reality. You're like, the air, the water, it was, it was, it was nuts. Because there's a ride kind of similar called soaring been on that nap cut we're like in a soaring is nothing it's nothing it's nothing compared to what's that universal well compared to the Pandora ride that ride yeah unfuck in believing it's like something from 1950. Yeah soaring. Yes. But I'm telling you you will love universal. I'm sure but you know but it's not Disney. I gotta I'm spending the money in this. And then we're about Disney one of Disney inevitably acquires Universal and they're part of their

part of their own experience. Well, you went out there. Absolutely. That'll be awesome. Yeah. You brought a game. Yeah, so I was listening to well, first one Walt asked me to be honest. I got to do something Well, I'm sure so hold on a second so

Homosexuality defined as being attracted to the same gender bisexuality defined as being sexually attracted to both men and women pan sexuality You're attracted to all gender identities or an attraction to people regardless of their gender or gender identity Reality then no Reality What's a cold now because that's that's such a horrible name It is you got a clean that name up if you're gonna make it. Yeah, I think want to make it respectable to fuck a dog Like beast reality. It just sounds so horrific, right? You up if you're gonna make it. Yeah, I think you wanna make it respectable to fuck a dog. Like beast reality, it just sounds so horrific.

Right. You know, if you make it like something a little bit more gentler. Yeah, what do you do like? Nothing gentler in fucking an animal defense screen. Yeah, it's like, I don't wanna do this. Yeah, basically you're a rapist. It's hard to clean up that image well I thought in this world where

you know sexuality shouldn't be demonized any of any kind I would fucking animals well I don't know I don't know that's why you don't know that's where that's not another moving towards that aren't we but he wants to be woke he wants to be a very moving towards a world where no where there are no there are no judgments on sexuality. Other than, other than obviously, the obvious children. So a dog is seven, like one year old dog is seven years in dog age, so like what is that? Well yeah, I wait till a dog is at least three years old.

So you get to say 21. Three-fold dog. What if I want to blow a headshot? I know, the all animals age at different levels. No, I don't know. What if I want to blow a headshot? I don't know. Do all animals age at different levels? No, I don't think so. Let's say you have, let's say you're really into like possums. Right. I see ones in my fucking yard all the time.

Always it looks so succulent. It's totally flirting with me. Yeah. And that pink tail just comes. Yeah, it's like we even had that shit. Mm-hmm. That hiss. That come hithery-throws.

Those lifeless eyes. Do they age at a different rate? that his that come in there is those lifeless eyes Do they age at a different rate than humans should ask get them we're about to find out you have to talk some bullshit I our dogs the only animals that I have this rate of bizarre rate of seven years for I don't know Do you think do you think that was just all bullshit that like somebody talking about? Yeah, like somebody said that, they're like, hey, you know what? Why not cats? Yeah, I don't know, because they all die around the scene. Like everybody says dog years, right?

We're very familiar with the term dog years, but no other years, animal years. Well, why is that Chris? So people say like, if you leave a dog locked in a cage for like a day, that's like eternity to not miss something. Like if you go, if you have a house, you put your dog in a cage, you run it's great, you like it for a while. Yeah, I created my dogs when they were puppies. Yeah, when they're puppies, but like if you like leave them in their long period of time,

it seems like eternity for them. All right. Well, until they learned the rules, now they have free run of the house 24-7, but I don't see it being cruel to create an animal until it learns to be a house broker. It's cruel to sit on a fucking couch that has piss all over the side of the kitchen. It's between that and the dog being like, wow, feels like I'm impressed for life. But going back to what you're saying about your your game, though, when you, when I asked you to come on and you said, do you mind if I bring a game? I was super excited because, um,

hey, I asked Ming to come on, no game, no game. Frank five. He doesn't even, hey, Frank five was excellent. Um, I didn't feel, I didn't feel you needed to bring the game either, but I was still excited to hear that you were going to Well, I was going to take a once-a-home work into this. I was going to take, oh, I did a lot of homework into this one. So I wanted to create like a character, like I wanted to play the game and do something to make the game express it up. So as you know, I've been messing around with acrylic paints lately. No, I don't know that.

I've seen that on TV. And you're messing around with them. Yeah. He's selling his art. Yeah, I don't know that. I've seen that on TV. Messer Island. Yeah, he's selling his art. Yeah, I've been selling. Yeah. You when did you become a painter? Like three weeks ago. Three weeks ago.

Did you always like to paint? No. Never painted in my life. Like three weeks ago and I sold about 12 paintings so far. Get out of here for how much have you made on your paintings? Older. Old together? Yeah.

Under a thousand bucks. So just on the wall. Yeah, no, that's really good. Who's buying these paintings? IJ fans. I don't really have to say that. I can't say that. No, like, and some people, like, you know, some friends. Really?

Who are you saying? What artists have influenced you? Graimomoses? No. No. What's up? That's so rich. Alright.

This is one of your paintings? Yeah. It's for you. You remind me of the cover of the Metallica load. Yeah, that actually reminds me of Westworld. It reminds me of Lodix, and the Metro Mid-Dusny. Oh, good.

This is a table. That's right. I left it there. That's a table I did. Is that now? Is that the moon right there? It can be whatever you think. Whatever you see it is. It looks like the moon with bats flying in front of it. There you go. Well then that's not your, I didn't really, you're really good at this. Well, thank you. It's not really that simple. I'm happy about how much would you charge me for an original?

Um, the original for an 8x10 is like 40 bucks plus shipping and then like 16 by 20 150 for 16 by 20 Can you do a wall? No, no I have to like move the paint around unless you want to you want a chopper painting me. It's it's it's it's poor painting Is another way see mixing all different acrylics you you putting in chemicals like flow trough all

from aldehyde not from aldehyde you know like to be put in my head I thought hold on put a paintbrush in it and get to work like pour on a canvas, use a torch

is this helpful in relaxing or is it doing anything for you zenmoist? it does it does definitely calm me. Well, are you are you an agitated person? What do you think so? You see very low you always see low I'm just low-key low energy. I tried. Yeah, low energy would be good So this painting make you less energy or bring energy up? Definitely it makes me less homicid It stops me from it stops me from buying the AR 14. Should I should I undermine his confidence by getting paid to save some paints?

It's not a difficult thing too. It's a little chemistry involved in it. But it all series is, would you recommend painting to people who as a as a form of therapeutic? Yeah, that's a good word. Could I recommend to answer my new line of being? It also works. Where can someone buy these original crystals on the follow me on Twitter if you dare? What's your Twitter handle? How Chris underscore LAU DA NDO. And is there a is there a somewhere we could see like a gallery or an Instagram? Will there be an exhibition anywhere?

Like I don't sell out. I don't have any original. I got like a great exhibition. I see it. It's all done. I have three that I kept for myself. Have you considered making it a full time job? No, but job where I get free health care.

And we're going to school. Yeah, but you're an artist though. No, I'm a hobbyist There are two ants that do the same similar style, right? Could I wreck could I could I get aren't they competing with the crystal don't know collection That's okay, but they deserve more recognition than I do So the first guy Is his name's Benjamin. I think he actually won. Excuse me. Benjamin more? No.

Benjamin. I used to. Grizzly on the score Douglas. Check his workout. Good stuff. Good stuff. Yeah, and also Bill, hold on. Sorry. Bill LaRou, B-I-L-L-L-A-L-A-R-U-E. He's been doing it too. Excellent stuff. Check out what he does. That's mail or what? Top should tapstack. Are you out sell? Are you like the Andy Warhol of these guys? No, I should. I still sell. This sell and that stuff, I'm sure. When you sit down and paint, do you ever like go to places? The dark aspects in the Course of your mind and like bring out like some real traumatic shit. Well, I'm in my basement So it's pretty dark, but but so wait let me explain

Like emotionally do you bring any do you get like do you go to places that like doors that are locked inside that head? Not at all, you're a little Maybe I'm a picture of it. With that, when I came up with the game, I wanted to make a little backstory to it. It's ridiculous. So I was going to come down. It's like selling art. It's amazing. Yeah, now what I was gonna say is like, you know, something happened when I was making one of these pictures, I don't know if acrylic paints are, you know, poisonous or whatever, I would pass out,

I was gonna make up this whole story where I pass out and when I'd wake up, like there'd be rap lyrics like around me and I would become this persona MC acrylic and I would have a rap and this that I bought I bought a grill all this stuff. There's new character I was gonna introduce to test the but I like some ribs because you're a rapper. I was gonna make some what? with the grill. No, the grill you put your mouth and also to play this game. But you really, I think it's a good idea to create,

like I've created a character for myself too. Right, me too. Yeah, and so I'm not opposed to people, I actually, I think it's cool and everything, but you should have did it, you should have thought out and did it as all your paintings were done by your persona.

That's as empty acrylic, a K infected pussy. That's the point thing, yeah. You know, a whole thing. Now it's at everything. That's an infected pussy. Infected pussy was like, you know, what else? My rhymes are like aids, they ill. So do you have one of your wraps here? I do the intro, but see you could the rap and painter

Anyway, you want to respect what about the rap can I hear here? Just one of the one of the Not to you're not to you're not feeling oh, yeah, feel well. Oh, so you can't even wrap. I'll wrap it Infected pussy I'll wrap it. I'll read it. In fact, it was the literally. HIV pussy So the character was gonna say yo, I'm about to switch things up like a Transsexual two of these tweets ain't like the other step off little bitch before I put to and your mother You're about to get shocked with my shagga. It may not be politically correct But I'm fully erect in full effect now all the ants on the anhyl get up on your feet while I whip out my birdie with one true tweet

That's an amode game one true tweet aren't true tweet. Okay. So in that wrap you insulted transaction. I did. And who else? I think the whole rapper is very on one. Anybody in the rap world. It's great about having a character. You can see anything. Right. That's me. You can't get away with that.

The pinball twin. You can't get away. Like if I said something really beyond the paleist, the Baroness, I couldn't, I could not use that as a- No, because you have and that's not the character. The character just gives facts and shit. So you were like, I don't want to race a star, I tried. Yeah. I don't think I could, I don't think they would be- Do you like the past? They would, they would like look as, like put that aside. Well, at least it was a Waltz and stuff So I would. I would. I would. I would do that.

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Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I let a lot of things slide, you know, the TSD makes the world takes. I kind of, you know, said that in jest, but the first person, the first organization that I see try to appropriate dyslexia. Right. I'm going to, I'm going to fucking'm going to fucking better trade bring the bring the Bring a world to hurt upon them if they try to if I see someone try to you can hide

Yeah, like Jimmy found like I wouldn't call it that No, it was a list of percent didn't of percent, he said he thinks the game, if it was named Ant-tonims, he thinks it would really take off. And I'm considering changing at this week to Ant-tonims. You gave it a fair run for a year, maybe longer, with a name that no network would ever touch in a million years. All right, so you, but Chris you've come up with a game and you want to play it now. Sure.

What's the, how do you have it? So basically, um, to me against Brian. Yeah, I don't have to be you against Brian. This is the first time we ever gone head to head on a game. I think so. Yeah, thanks. I'm actually the host. All right.

I'm wanting to. So this is the competitive. So this is games. I want to win this. I could give a. I was. I was out. I was out to dinner with my daughters the other night and there was a basketball game that you put a dollar in. You should've asked it. And I was shamed by my brother-in-law

when he came over and saw the score that I had crushed our 85 to 15. And he was like, why did you take it easy on us? I was like, well, I mean, it's not in my nature. I can't even know, you know, even though it's my daughter, I love her to death. I mean, we're playing competitive games. I'm going to, I'm going to destroy her if I'm better player. I feel the same way about teach. I don't know why that is. Why is that because it is am I just too competitive? Am I too insecure? I find you, I don't think you're insecure. I've always found you to be a competitive person.

my two insecure. I find you, I don't think you're insecure. I've always found you to be a competitive person though. Like, um, but what's wrong with that? What's wrong with not wanting to lose something? I mean, I don't know if you have to barrier, but you're just like, a, should I have talked trash? That's how I've a couple of times when we play something like video games because I'm not good at video games. I've been so upset when she schools me on video games. Yeah, I don't, I don't even have to be schooled by anyone. I'm, I destroy stuff. I I'm like I'm never playing this fucking game again I've said it no less than 25 times I am going to I'm going to treat this as if it's super bowl world series sailing cup finals I want to destroy Brian Johnson on this all right so the categories so all right so basically

That was always the bad I always thought that was what I think it was shakshack Shack I eat my ass Kobe has my ass taste It was great people got upset, but it was great. Who got upset? The people who liked Kobe. The way they were at Kobe camp. Yeah, there were a lot of people who were like, oh, cool, blah, blah, blah.

That was a good one. That was a pretty funny line. These are professional athletes. They are competitive to a point where you can't even identify with them. With professional athletes, they're also fucking guys. They're just guys who are like, you're mad. Yeah, not literally. He didn't mean it.

It was like, it was about, He's at the Star Wars universe. It was like, this ain't land, don't call it a res me. And this is Shaq. Shaq are talking about. So basically, they're just getting annoyed. No, I don't know. I think it's came, I don't think.

It's a respect. No, I know respect. I'm not counting on any respect. Can we, now, this game, can we have this in the team? Absolutely. Can teams be now all? If you want it, you can, you can play it. Absolutely.

And yes, which will probably be better. Okay. So the idea is you pick a Tellum Steve Dave town resident. There's three tweets that are connected to them. One of them is true. Two of them are not. So you have to guess which one is the correct tweet to the character. Okay. Like for example, let's say I'm breaking. I'm I'm just thinking that like I may know these people or may recognize them. You may. You are. You are you are on an advantage, which is fine. You need a handicap. I do. I got to. Other ones will be. So there was a bunch

that were made, but I we'd broken down. How many rounds are there? That's all I want to know first. That's well. There's a lot'd broken down how many rounds are there that's all I want to know first that's well there's a lot but around so we can we play here well let's you can play two rounds well two uh two sets of tweets per tesdy town resident and today we have declin quinn um Frank five brine quinn fog of lance and jay serge okay so how many how many resonances that We have Declin Quinn, Frank V, Brian Quinn, Father Lance and Jay Sarge. Okay, so how many, how many residents is that? What am I fucking math major? One of the three is Fucked 12 people, I know it's Jay Sarge.

So, Quinn, Declin Quinn, Frank V, Brian Quinn, and Father, so five, right? Five, and each one, you have two. I have two for each. Two sets of rounds. We don't have to. I'm saying there's a lot more than that. Let's pick it around here. What do you want to play the play? Cause I have five rounds. Sure. So we can do five rounds. So each person gets around and the best what so would you want to each person? Seven rounds best four first like a

like a like a championship series first team gets to four wins. What you want to take? Can I score? Can you do a keep the score here? Yeah. Do you have a yeah make some brackets? Don't you? Don't like try to throw the game so Brian wins. Okay so I won't stand for it. So who wants to go first? No, let's slip a coin. You got a coin? Yeah What's with you guys adding ours unnecessarily? I dear. I dear. Yeah, it's like I heard it a couple times. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What is it? I like it. Oh, okay. Brian. Okay. Heads. Okay. I'll let you pick who you want to start with. You got Declan Quinn. No, no, no, no, don't do it. Just do a random. Okay. Just close your eyes

and pick one. I already took this game over. It's already part of it. That's why I know we follow. Okay. I know who we follow. Okay. I know who he follows. Okay, I follow all those guys. Yeah, but I know who you're more apt to pay attention to. I know you may pay attention to deck ones. Tweets. I know for a fact, he's not. You're probably unfollowing the law. You use that apt one, follow the deck.

Okay, we'll go with deck one then for the first one. We were a spam bottom, sir. I mean, I see a tweet about cat and shit. I just like, oh, it's a fuck follows this guy. And let's all the only one here is what GSD is dropping. I don't care about this cat. Yeah, exactly. So with that, we'll start with that one. First tweet, my cat has a never thought it was gay. Okay, second tweet. Walking back from the pharmacy and I think the meds are already kicking in. Hashtag no filter. Third tweet, Kriki is gonna do what Kriki does. Now you have to pick which

derives as a person who's run some games. Yes, absolutely. You're fucking this off You basically are I don't feel good. I feel I told you I got a headache I feel fucking terrible Almost fell asleep on the god of say popware driving down here Just don't drive. When we listen to this. I said my good night, move around. Oh my God, that was great.

All right. I'll jazz it up. I'll jazz it up. I'll make believe it's a roast. The recorder didn't spike at all. I'll just stick on. It's working. Okay.

Let me read it again. I think I already know which one it is. My cat has a eats. I didn't know it was gay. Creaky is going to do a good job. I'm going to eat it. I'm going to eat it. I'm Let me read it again. Yeah, more so. Okay. I think I already know which one it is. My cat has a eats. I didn't know it was gay.

Never thought it was gay. Kriki is going to do a Kriki does or walking back from the pharmacy. And I think the meds are already kicking in. Hashtag no filter. Okay. One, I don't believe he walks to a pharmacy because he's got those bum knees and shit. So he's driving. Kriki's going to do a Creekey does.

I know he does refer to himself as Creekey but a little bit too hip. I feel like his sense of humor is the first one my cat has AIDS. No way. Way too uh... What do you happen to me? I know I know what it is. You think it's too incendiary for me. It's too incendiary man.

He's like, hey man I've got a job in the future that I'm gonna get that I want to keep I get rose with weights All right, he's picked it though. It's too late. He already waiting so well you're this the first one walking back the cat I pick in the cat one. So, what is this, this is the first one? He's picking the cat, right? I'm picking the cat one, yeah. Not the walking back one. Now, why did you not pick the other one about the Amed's kickin' in? Because he says they drive.

I don't think he's walking too far. Final answer, my cat has AIDS, and I thought it was gay. That's my, yeah, that's my final answer. Now, how should we play it as well? Should we go go to you now? Or should we just... No, we should reveal.

You always ask the contest. Now we think, well, since it's his game now, I feel one of the fake one of the wrong answers. Okay. One of the wrong answers is unless it's the one I gave, then you hold it. Yes. Then you hold off on that one.

Creaky is going to do what Creaky does, which there was no wrong answer. There was no other thing beyond that. Well, there was another wrong answer. No, no, but I mean, that was the beginning of the tweet and the end of the tweet. Yes, yes. Creekey's got to do what Creekey does. Yes, that's it. Okay.

That was the one you made up. That was the one you made up one. Okay. Reveal the real answer now. Walking back from the pharmacy and I think the men's are already kicking in. Hashtag no filter. Okay, now everyone knows why it takes them a fucking up look so.

There you go. Okay. Why would you think he'd be so insensitive to make a joke about? He eats. Yeah, about gay gay cats I wrote that The social justice warrior wrote that I know his cat was sick or something yeah, they actually thought this cat did have like feline AIDS or something and it didn't right

Yeah, I had a human it's a Facts the lost pass in Ireland feline aids or something and it didn't right yeah I had human aids he fucked it the lost pass in Ireland and Ireland all right so his meds are kicking in and uh hashtag no film what do you think that even means though have no idea whatever what he went to the pharmacy and like a true drug he couldn't wait until he got back to the house outside the fuck is cat? What was the no filter for though?

I think no filter like, I'm just speaking truths here and shit. You know, like, I'm in enough of a haze and enough of a drug haze that I'm. Oh, so you think it was one of those? I don't mind altering drugs so they got from the pharmacy. I don't know why he would tweet about like,

hey, it got somebody by the eye. I could not justed down a few days People they tweet about fun drugs Okay, all right now. I'm gonna I gotta chance to get a big lead right? Yes, so I'll again. I'll pick a random yeah Okay, we'll go with Father Lance First tweet from Father Lens. There's no greater God. There's no love greater than God, family and friends. Merry Christmas. That's the stuff that I hear because

second tweet. Father Lens. I hope you try. I remember this happened in the Peter Marshall. What do you call it? It's like your dad waiting on the Disney. He's going to wait for you. Oh my look. That was the guy doing a step in front of my house. Okay, first, the first one for Father Lance was... There's no love greater than God, family, and friends, Merry Christmas. If that's the true tweet I'm unfollowing Okay, that's a great tweet though

That's a great tweet if it was tweeted around Christmas time This the second is back on tweet at the same thing. He doesn't know what fucking month it is. Okay, the second one is for Father Lance. That time at Scout Camp, I fit 10 hot dogs in my mouth. I would pay money for that. And the third. Did he steal that from Lincoln? And the third from Father Lance is, and a third from Father Lance is blessed be those who wash thy hands after using a public restroom for cleanliness is closest to godliness.

Way more than the characters probably. No, they they they doubled the number of characters. Oh, okay. All right. So we got the Christmas one. Oh, yes. We got the hot dog one and we got the the hands the washing the hands and a public rest. Yeah.

Being close in this. Wow, I think that you were, I think that you picked fatherlands because of this tweet alone. I think it was the hot dog one because you would try to snooker us with two semi-religious tweets. Yes, it is.

Come on out. So I think I'm gonna go at number two, the camp and the hot dogs. I think that this was two, it's too weird that you would even think of that. You would come up that with that one on your own. I think it's just a way to out there. I don't know. You heard some of the stuff you said at the Roast. No, no Chris would Chris I'm saying would just come up with the with the Oh, so you're saying Chris made up I don't think Chris would make up the hotdog one. You don't think he would make that one. No, I don't think I think that would be

disrespectful to the father if he was you know insinuating that he had you heard the Halloween roasts. 10 hot dogs. I don't think that would be cool. Why? Because I did it to Declan. 10 hot dogs. 10 hot dogs. I don't think that would be cool. Why? Because I have to be did it to Declan. Declan is a... Declan is a... I'm pansexual.

Declan is a man of the cloth though. You could try to get more respect to fatherlands. Oh, you think the act dogs? Absolutely. Well, hot dogs are the euphemism. Right. For what we both know I think So you think the father would say the father would

I think you the father wrote this you saw it and we're like and of course you giggled because you with this bathroom humor that most people would have Go on number two, right final answer. Yeah Yeah. What's one of the fake ones? Do you want the first one? There's no love greater than God, family and friends, Merry Christmas. That's fake. Tucka Shade. And what's the real one? That time at Scout Camp.

I fit 10 hot dogs in my mouth. Very good. Well, very good. He knows how to play these games. You walked that down. Alright. Make a bolder. Make a special number. Already room. So we'll go to you again. You want to go to. Alright. I got to go to Brian. Okay. Big lead here now. Okay. Okay. We need three more answers. All right, so we'll go right to Frank five All right, do you follow the Frank five? I do I follow all these people I don't look at Twitter that much though. So if these are recent tweets

I would not have seen it. They're all over the place. All right, so the first Frank five I can I ask you question. Yes, how old was that hot dog tweet? I'll tell you in a second. I have the link to it When you saw it were you just like I have to sign into Did you see Deadpool to I have a lot of mine. I can't fucking good is it? It's so good Mike said it wasn't as good as the first one. Fuck him It is I'm not online yes Okay, don't worry about I just was wondering how far back we're going are we going wave way back all over like are we going years?

Are we going we talk a month? I would say to let it's mostly in the last several months. Okay, okay. Just wanted to see where you should have told us like all the like you could get in trouble like all a game show, all the questions. Right. I shouldn't have said, but I just said if you don't reveal all this information, okay. Okay.

All right. First, Frank five tweet. I hope these box tops make a difference like the stillsofner is. I hope these box tops, those things, I guess, they, yeah, he collects box tops like five points each to get to school. Make a difference like these, like these still, like this stillsofner is, excuse me. Is. So, like, that's a, that's an English professor writing that. That doesn't sound like it. It's probably helping you helping you helping I

Said I'm sitting here second. I'm sitting here at a casino thinking about how cool a tesdi slot machine would be That's the second one and then the third Mrs. 5 got mad at me for parking in a handicap spot at Walmart mad at me for parking in a handicapped spot at Walmart. Mmm, that's a good one. They are. Any? Okay, so the first one is, I hope the box tops make a difference like the stool softener. I don't think that's his brand of humor. Frank five, I think.

Doesn't his and go toilet humor? I don't think so. I think it's a little bit elevated. Frank five's humor. He's got a sardonic wit about this Frank Fibes. So then the next one was sitting here at Casino thinking about how cool it says the slot machine would be. Okay, and then the last one was...

Mrs. Fibes got mad at me for parking in a handicap spot at Walmart. Okay, I don't know if he goes to Casino's or not, but I know he doesn't mention Tom Steve Dave a lot in his tweets. He's usually talking other people about stuff. So I'm going to strike that one too. Okay.

You think he does. He does. Sure, everybody does don't think. I mean, unless they kind of point it. I saw that house. I don't think there's anything purchased at Walmart there. No. That's all like Tiffany's and shit.

Tiffany. They sell furniture there. He's like, what's that? Tiffany's they sell for a turn Does he have an Italian last name he mobbed up? Like we're on TV and we're just like what the fuck yeah, what the fuck is going on? How does this man have seven years? Guys been a professor for a couple I'm gonna say he does tweet about Mrs. Five a lot and he does seem to like to showcase his sort of like sociopathic behavior So you're gonna go with the last one that that she got upset finally answer that's a final answer right there

You can't you I don't think I don't think Frank five would joke About is parking in a handicap spot for fear of ramifications From school if they know his Twitter handle if I like the if you know But I know that's me I wouldn't have done with that one because I was The slot machine slot machine, yeah, I don't know why I just feel the slot machine I would go with but you could be right though but yeah I also I didn't take that consideration that you know nobody may know about the Frank 5 identity at school anyway okay so the first fake tweet is Mrs. 5 got mad at me for parking a handicapped spot at Walmart. Hello, don't you give me that? Yeah, you didn't do that, all right, so let's just go right he was wrong. Let's go right to the right answer.

I'm sitting here at the casino thing about how cool a tezzi slot machine would be. School in you, bro. You are then I can't argue with you. Okay, Nacka better at guessing. Better guessing. You were really good at the... The fact that I wasn't bad, right? What was the game we played with Frank?

Oh, of the Frank quotes. Was it called May I be Frank? Yeah, May I be Frank with the Frank? No, Frank. I can't remember what the game was called, but it's soft. You were good at it, though. As soon as I heard that, I was like, My game is soft. As soon as I heard that I was like

Ryan Quinn Okay, ready the first Brian Quinn tweet every hotel room I check into there's always a problem This one has a mysterious brown stain on the shower curtain Okay, that's the first week right he's he bitches about everything. Oh my god He always want and he doesn't through Twitter so he gets some so he can get like comp shit Yeah, so they're like whoo he's standing on our hotel. Yeah, so like like like he does it publicly They all do they all they yeah, they all that they so they fall over themselves to all for Make a famous person feel better right because they're like they look at his account like oh my god He's got like a million hours. Yeah

Yeah, and he he I've seen him do that like publicly shame a company So that he gets results, but he didn't say the name of the hotel, huh? No, you didn't say the name of the hotel, huh? No. He didn't. Okay, what's next? Second tweet is, I love the FDNY more than sex. He loves to tell everybody how he was a fireman. He mentioned I was...

Oh my god, I mean, he shows the last couple days. He mentioned them both of them. He will break out that fireman thing at any at a moment's notice. Well, it is a worthy. It is. It is. As a fireman, I hate to see Brown's day.

I think is there anybody at that show that doesn't know that he was a fireman? Who knows? All right, what's the third one? It gives a fuck. We're all struggling. Life is hard. Ooh, that doesn't sound like you.

At least not publicly. That's it. That's it. Did you just take it? Did you just take a piece? No, it's the full tweet. These are all the full tweets. Life is hard.

We're all struggling. We're all struggling. Life is hard. He may have just said that in a moment of despair. You have to look on a shelf or shit on it. What am I up to nothing right now? You're up to nothing. You can afford to read.

Well, I'm up to nothing right now, right? You can afford what? What? I read. How's your face? Three. Does it three? He's over. You can afford what? What? I agree. How's your three? How does he fight? He won't. You can't win my round? Oh no, I think if only if they for fuck's sake, you don't have to change my score. Just take one off of this. I got six, too. He didn't, I don't think he didn't get three right answer. This is like

your second time. I guess everyone's right so far so far But that but that wasn't my turn though. Yeah, so you only have one. Yeah, only have one Christ almighty No, no, but you know to be fair Christ, but the air Chris did not explain any Yeah, wait I explain the rules because what making up is we go on all right, so It's one to nothing so far for guys. Hi, you ready. Yeah, I'm gonna go with I'm gonna read the megana no no I'm gonna go at number three because I just think it's it's so you would have been more you would have been more creative I think in your fake tweet

writing two sentences like life is hard. So you think big number three is the right one. I think I just think you I think if you're going to create a fake tweet for you, you would have been had a little bit more. Penonch. Is that the right word? Posses. Posses. Penasher. Posses. So I'm going number three is the real one number three saying we're all struggling life is hard. Yeah Give me a fake we're wrong one. I love the FTNY more than sex That's one of the wrong ones. Yes, I knew that I hate that. I think he loves sex more than Been a bunch of dudes and like putting up fires yet You know that okay now reveal the right answer. We're all struggling.

Life is hard. I wouldn't want to think of a mess that emo. But here we are. I just like I'm just going as a as a since I've run a few years. Yes, you're good. I cannot imagine you're going to create a fake when you're just going to create two little sentences like that. Okay. I think I got a lock on this. You're pretty good, man. You break it quickly. He's good. Well, I mean, while you, I'm just saying,

I think the lead may be too tough to overcome at this point. It's only two. It's only two. I mean, my first score keeping is nine. It really is only two. I'll give, I'll give, Bry, the other Quinn one.

I don't give him Quinn one. I know he pays attention to Quinn ones Okay, I wouldn't have gotten that one though. I wouldn't have gotten that one because I like there's no way he's tweeting that I Think he just wrote that Was it frustration? Well, no, no, here's the thing was it just a like an isolated tweet or was he responding to someone? He was responding to someone a bit. Yeah, he wouldn't just write that out of nowhere with no context. No. He probably was being being douchey about it. Like somebody was like, hey, I didn't get I didn't get I am or how come there's no new what's so you and he's like well, life is hard. Life is hard. Yeah. Yeah. That role is really he may have been kind of like being sarcastic. All right.

I'm gonna give you the other Brian Quinn one. OK. Sorry, well, OK. The first Brian Quinn tweet, the pants I bought last month don't even fit. I just saw him, so that's a true one. The second one is there's a sucka-born every minute. My mom didn't raise no fool

The third one is why can't every superhero movie take place in Staten Island Those are tough ones Yeah, they all sound like him There's a sucker born every minute my mom would get raised new fool the first one was... The pants I bought last month don't even fit. I think we can all say that. Oh, hmm. The last one was a superhero movie. Yeah, why can't every superhero movie take place in Staten Island?

I'll go with that one. Final answer? I think that's the right answer, too. Number three. All right, the first fake tweet. There's a suck of born every minute. My mom didn't raise no fool. Right.

And now the... Might be on the board, maybe. Or maybe. The true, the one true tweet. Yes. The pants I bought last month don't even fit I almost said that and then I'm like no he's a corny comics guy all right I'm gonna give you a J Sarge well okay does he a tweet a lot J Sar? I think he does. Not as much. He's a fan.

I'm not going to face him with this at all. Not a lot. OK, so first. Compose in music. Inca time. Yeah, he's right in the inside. He's not going to be composed in tweets. First tweet from Jay Sarge.

Like Symphony of Tweets. No, his first symphony is going to be about music. Not tweeting. Yeah, come on. Come on. Come on. That's about it. First tweet week I can't wait to get out of Utah I don't want to get shot at it. Oh, yeah, I can't wait to get out of Utah. Okay second is It would be a dream come true to play my music live at a live testy show and

be a dream come true to play my music live at a live tesdy show. And then the third, I'm getting sick of these fuckers on hashtag chopped calling these balls of dough donuts. I may be alone in this, but there ain't no hole in it. You can go fuck yourself. That's it. That's it. Number three. Number three.

Yeah, way too much information. I thought it would have been the first one. Yeah, you know, like a Utah, right? You don't like it there? I think does he? I don't think he'd like it in Utah. But I'm going to go at number three. Only, you know, the reason I'm saying that is because that's a lot of information, but you also may have been watching the Food Network, and you personally were just feeling that and gazed. I can't wait to get out of Utah. It is.

So you want one I would have guessed. So the real one is, I'm getting sick of these fuckers on shops calling these balls of dough doughnuts I may be alone in this, but if they're ain't no hole in it, you can go fuck yourself You just Just on something like a It's like it's like I mean you don't even stop daddy. Yeah, it's like being up a red headed step-challenge Yeah, which you're on Twitter constantly You are you on no, I you think I'm cheating. No, not cheating. I think you you're on Twitter

I think he's on Twitter a lot more than he Yes, you so you think that I Seen it was not cheating. No cheating. You ready Brian. I just know these guys Is it why is it so hard to accept that I just know the guys in my universe? I can't down. I know. Jesus Christ.

Everyone's accepting it. Especially her. Why is this like what Tom Brady went through with the flaking? Oh, here we go. Tom Brady. People like, oh, just diminish his accomplishments because he took a little bit of air out of a football.

No, he's still a fucking the best that ever fucking threw a football, whether it's saggy or not. Okay. And you're the best whatsoever guest that's between a- Let's call it again. One true tweet. One true tweet. So far, I mean, you are the champion of one true tweet. There's no denying it. All right. Your next part, I don't even, I tell you.

What was it? Oh, it's a score, go on. Just like watch a Michael Jordan. Yeah, she's like, it's 50 to three. Somehow. It's three to zero. It's three to zero. It's not been right.

So, so five is the, it's a sweep, but could be if you could get swept if I get the next one right. If you don't get this one right. All right. We'll do Declin Quinn. Who else, who else was there? Was it, have we gone through everyone? No, there's Declin. Have you ever seen somebody you haven't done yet?

No, ones that I prepare today now. Okay, so everybody's gone to shot it. Yeah. Okay. So here's a, fuck me up last time time Declan Quinn First tweet March you sneaky bastard It's like something like my mom writes

Second tweet from Declan Quinn last night. I had a dream. I was related to BQ and the third If I had comic book men Third tweet is if I had comic book men money I'd have bionic knees Hmm so witty. The first What are you? I tell you right now.

I think anybody listed this if you're following a deck, look, Quinn, I mean, first of all, they're thinking about like, should I really unfollow this? It's just this is horrible. I'm just gonna have to want to hear this. My followers. Hang on. Everywhere. This is the hard one. I'm just gonna have to do it. I don't know what I'm gonna do. You see it? I don't know what I'm gonna do. You see it? I can not. I can not. I can not.

I can not. I can not. I can not. I can not. I can not. I can not. I can not. I can not.

I can not. I can not. I can not. I can not. I can not. I can not. I can not. I can not. I can not. I can not. I can not. He just makes up and a warning looks at his Twitter. He's a big zero set. And he's like, how does happen? Who likes?

No retweets. Where the fuck are you? I'm broken. What happened to the internet? It's awful. No. Certainly. Certainly old Declan can't be having his big old zero.

I'm gonna be some feedback. Mokudos for Declan. Oh April, how did you sneak up on me? That'll get him. I'll take some more to the bro. They'll stick to masses. I'm gonna take for a wit. I'm gonna take for a witch. I'm gonna take for a witch.

I'm gonna take for a witch. I'm gonna take for a witch. I'm gonna take for a witch. I'm gonna take for a witch. I'm gonna take for a witch. I'm gonna take for a witch. I'm gonna take for a witch. I'm gonna take for a witch.

I'm gonna take for a witch. I'm gonna take for a witch. I'm gonna take for a witch. I'm gonna take for a witch. You may know me from the account of the Quinn. Lately, I've been tweeting Pots of Gold. I just nuggets, boy oh. Oh Dear Jack Okay, so we're gonna get it was Mark Sneaky bastard

If I had comic book men money I'd have bionic knees last night at a dream. I was related to be cute There may be a tellin' there, he switched them. I was like, I was saying the same thing. He made number two, number three. And the second time he said it. Oh I'm sorry. Yeah well two. I just read him.

Yeah so now I'm thinking number two is the real one. Which was number two, switch number two. Oh three of five. If I had comic book. Oh, God, I hope this fucking march crept up on me. It's so bad. It's so awful. It's like something like a 55 year old fucking woman rights.

Yeah, my mom would be like, that's cute. I'm gonna steal that. I'm putting it on paper. Oh, I wish I could get stick it in the T-shirt. That goes down to my knees. Oh, yeah, sleep in it. Just what Declan does. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha out of the house. I'm always opposed to composed genius tweets. This faggot. We're gonna about. So which one? I'm gonna see the first one. I wanted to be that one so desperately, which way with the March. Okay, so

the first fake deck link went through tweet is if I had comic book men money I'd have bionic knees I would have thought that was it that's what I thought it was so I'm trying to will it to the real one yeah March you yes right that went directly from the pharmacy to his house and we did all these tweets by the way, are probably cited with links to each one. Oh my God. There's no back-and-out of these tweets.

I mean, you just, how do you, how do you, put what to call when you, when you tweeted, send, you send it, what's the button called? Yeah, it was just a tweet. I like, can you just see the smile at his face as he typed that and it sent? It's not a horror as he's listening to this. I have one better grip. Only one. I'm gonna tweet about the weather.

It's safe, everybody. Everybody can take patchouts of the weather. What's the weather Where can fire me? Where can't hold me accountable All right, we're on the board. All right, Christ next one Well, this could be the greatest comeback and like what's the greatest comeback in sports history? Can I even come up with a red socks? Took down the Yankees?

They were down 3-0 in 2004. I'm running out of tweets. We've got to have at least one more. I did. I did, but I only made enough for a couple of fake tweets. All right. Frank 5. First tweet.

Just got a dirty look from a woman wearing a 1989 Neil Diamond concert t-shirt. Okay. Second, this Chevy smells like the inside of my in-laws house. Yuck. Chevy. Chevy's. Chevy's. It's the Mexican restaurant. Oh, okay. And third, whatever happened to people saying thank you when you hold the door for them what a bitch that sounds angry really going out in the limit here because I'm really just taking a stab I don't think he would I don't think he would publicly try to go after Chevy's. That's BQ method. That's a BQ style.

What do you want to free stay? Yeah. The old brown stain comes out. And what's number two again? Number two, that was number two, right? The Chevy smell? Yes. What's number two again number two that was number two right the Chevy smell yes What's number one again the first one was just got a dirty look from a woman wearing 1989 Neil diamond

One was one more time real quick. Just holding it to what no, whatever happened to people saying thank you when you hold the door for I think I think he's one to take notice of a 1989 t-shirt. I think he would notice it, and he would be, he would be prompt at this, I think it's number one. I just got a dirty look from a woman wearing a 1989 nail diamond. I think he wouldn't call someone a bitch. Nope, I don't think you would either.

But I think he's the kind of guy who pays attention to details to small details he would notice the year of the concert tour and That would place it Years with the old is that shirt then 1989 that's almost 30 years old 29 year old concerts t-shirt. I think he would notice it Okay, so the first fake Frank five tweet This Chevy smells like the inside of my in-laws house yuck Yeah, I knew it was it's not his style and the real

We're so well. This is now Chris as you build a little bit old because I'm sure every listener is on the end Oh, this is like you know, this is like Camping well you can but like it but like this could be a winning shot. Like, you know, like Jordan has just released the ball. It's in the air. It's slow motion. And Chris is about to do, like, is announcing, as like he's like announcing this shot.

It's like, it's in and out. I can't announce it. It's the last question. So, the last one. So, the one true tweet for Frank five is just got a dirty look from a woman wearing a night's day night meal diamond concert t-shirt. This is why I don't play the games.

This is why I don't play the games because I would just destroy everybody at the table and it brings out the worst to me. It's good. It does. People are hating me now. that's why people hate Tom Brady because he wins all the time You're super about playing with that here Because you know that you can't stand when when someone performs that well. That was he a hot dog like yourself this Tom Brady He's kind of got a gnawregan smug nist about him. He He deserves to have that. He's more than earned it just like me. Well, thank you, Chris. That was awesome. So I just lost officially. Yeah, that was for

Four games to one. It wasn't it. It wasn't a sweep. You could hold your head up high. There's no shame. There's no shame in, you know, in how you perform tonight. All right. Yeah, she's gonna say differently. They run. It's two performances.

You let me down. So, so, Chris LaDonda, thanks for coming in. We'll put your performance up against the other two guys. Then we have how many more, two more people coming in every day. I don't know. I mean, we have no idea when Q comes back. It may be stretched even further than...

He told me he is three weeks off in June. Okay. So he'll be back in June at some point, but we have at least two more people coming in. At least two more, it's mystery guest hosts that are gonna sit in. Who do you, who do you hope who do you hope that who's your dream Who's your dream sitting other than yourself? Well Troy Troy told me about a game

I'm not even gonna say it. It's so fucking good that he wanted to tell you about Did he come up with he's come up with his own I love the guest such a great I'm gonna rock that game today because he deserves the glory Oh, I'm sure it's not one true text. Yeah, no. This is great. It's similar.

Now you know, it's had everything is like a route derivative from one true three. It's similar in that respect. I'm not going to say deserves this glory. It is good. Okay. Is it matching anything to your about games? No. But so you want to either people you hope to see have in this in the seat.

That's true. It's Troy. But so you want to the people you hope to see he's in this in the seat you're in is Troy anybody else Troy and Nobody's asked for get him yet He's on everything. No, I've never seen no request for get him Well, now you tell me he's he gets jealous every time I tweet something or he's like that Jealous or it irks him it irks if you if you if you tweet political He doesn't like your paintings either That's fine He was kind of like that's fine. He was

I don't like This late the second you mentioned painting The actual painting but he was just like not who's painting He's a hit true h, no, he's painting. As if he's like, Oh, it is. There's like some sort of like, he's a hit true hater. Yeah, he's a troll. He is a, you, well, I blame you, because why? Why met him at the fucking, Collins Wood, we were doing a, what was it, making hey too?

I raised a troll. No, well, I was filming it, remember, and we met him there. We interviewed him. You brought him into this world, and he got into this whole arrogance of like, you know He's better than everybody else. You think that was Because of meeting us that he thought he was better. He has been thinking his whole life

That he gave him this platform and he attacks people and he's mean when he does it I see it. He's right. You see it right? I've tried to talk to him. I'm like normally he would get choked out. Like let's say he went online and kind of disparage the painting. Would that be worthy of choking out? Absolutely. I've been but but it's okay. I don't like some of myself. No, no. I said it's wrong. It's got a call to you. I did not say it properly. He didn't like that you were announcing your pain. Like this new, this new, I'm going to have a lot. Yeah, I don't, yeah.

Okay. We can have it. Just don't talk about it. Yeah, but he was just kind of like pooping. So we can like, Painting, now, Chris Lidondo, painting and selling them. Chris Lidon, he's always raising money,

or this and that, that's okay. He has a bit of a hater in him, but you can understand why. I mean, look at his lot. He's got good for this and that's okay. He has a bit of a hater in him, but you can understand why. I mean, look at his lot. He's got good quality. Absolutely. But, you know, he's also got this kind of mean streak. You think that has to do with his condition?

No, I think it just has to do with like just his way he's been, just the way he's been. But shouldn't he project that to people that were mean to him? Like I was gave him money. I don't ask. You got to turn around and bully the people that least expected or least deserved it. So bully him and then he'll respect me.

The answer. bullying is the answer. That's how we got it. Tell him, you want me to say tell him. I don't think I'd say tell him, Steve Dave. Oh no, bullying is the stay. Tell them to stay. Hold on, bullying is the answer. Tell them to stay dead. When you're sad, I didn't listen When you touch me, I didn't feel afraid I must have died

What I say, I've got that singing feeling Scratching, creeping, I threw me down We can control it for a minute and a half Can we get back into it? I'll have to find just for sure It's killing us to feel like this tonight I see those pictures where I can see them Where everything is so close and near

We're really trying, this moves a rock so big The night is ending I've got the same game for you Stretching, creeping right through me now I can't control it For a minute and a half Can we get back into it? For I'm in it out Can we get back into it? I'll petal mine just for sure It's killing us to be like this tonight NG NG NG NG NG NG

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NG NG NG NG NG NG NG NG I sing a bit, scratch and criminal through me now We can control it for a minute now Can't we never get to where our friends are? My, just for sure It's killing me to feel like this tonight. All right, obviously you guys are probably here waiting on this week's Dixlexia, but are a special combo dyslexia and 12 minutes in hell.

It's been a while since the last 12 minutes of hell. When was the last 12 minutes of hell? Two long for some people. Was it when they, when I threw the iPad and almost clocked you, or was it, uh, was there one after that? I think there was one after that when he had to, yeah. All right. So obviously the co-creator of dyslexia is joining me

in for this little segment. I wanted to really, why I really want to do 12 months and hell was because this week's special fill-in host sitting in for Brian Q. Chris Ladondo. I read about that, I'm read it. There was some speculation, mostly fueled by me because I had to recount it. Maybe know, maybe I was wrong. Maybe I recounted. I thought this would be a nice way to set the record straight once

in for all because I don't want any bad blood between you guys if there isn't any. And I feel I may have played a part in that because when I told Chris that of your reaction when you saw that Chris had been painting online, I thought it was one of like, ooooh. Did dismissive this, you're saying? Yeah, was I wrong? I think so a little. I was, I'm not sure the exact emotion I was trying to convey, but I think it was more

of a, hey, almost like a, hey, did you hear? It's like, deal. And then because I went and I showed you the pictures and I showed you like his Etsy store and everything and yeah now Not intrigued enough to make a purchase of the of the one of the of is the crystal The only piece of real art. I have in my house I actually I bought my I did buy it myself was made by the blue man group in New York City Okay, and it hangs in my bedroom. That's your only piece of original art.

Yeah. OK. All right, so, but I can go to. You know me. I am very angry with some people's artistic abilities, because I possess none whatsoever. I really don't sell yourself. Yeah, I can also talk about, I wanted

to also add here in 12 minutes of hell. And I don't even know if we're going over 12 minutes or I'm glad because there's so much to talk about in this little mini episode, Ele a room dropping with this episode Yes, I Don't think I've it. Well, but let's just let's just go back to Chris. So definitively what is your Relationship with Chris do you do you when I told them I don't feel there's any in all seriousness

I told them I didn't think there was any kind of animosity between the two and you're not trying to you anything that you say to him or at him at is Is made of purely in in fun and in the in in the flavor of the show? Yeah, because that's why I do it publicly It's because everyone's reading these back and forth I think a lot of people get enjoyment and entertainment out of it And he's always seemed to me like to be a good sport like he has a sense of humor Yeah, yeah, he has a sense of humor. I don't know if I don't know if my that sense of humor is is all encompassing word and come is himself to Well, that's on my foot

Then he needs to Modify a sense of humor to you know adapt to my all right, so you guys you, and as far as you're concerned, you guys are, you guys are- Yeah, I would never put them in the same, uh, campus, Bobby B, or, you know, people like that. So, well, well, I'm sure he's now, he's so happy to hear that. Um, but going back to Elephant's in a room, um, drop in this weekend, and, uh, I don't know if I've ever been as proud of you and you're in it maybe since episode 300 because I was so because you really stepped up in that one and really went, you know, both feet in. But your involvement, your participation, your, what you gave to the production. Like I said,

I would like, I wish I could see that level of like, I really, why can't you bring that level of like enthusiasm and, um, but even then, I still had to crack the whip even during elephant's room because I was like, why the fuck are we waiting to the last day to create the elephant and felt like like but when you did it Yeah, it came through and I'm like well We only had so much we only had so much putting not not to spoil it for anybody So it was like oh, you know, we only had one shot at this You know, and if it failed to what a room in the whole night, but I mean the behind the scenes worked that you did

as well as the in front of the skirt scenes I guess by the way anyone does want to buy the elephant it's available for pickup just you know give us a price. But again though like you you upped your you upped your game you upped your I was only following your lead. Oh god please if you don't have if you're not don't diminish what you did it was it was amazing and it was easily the... Again, I was inspired by you. The shining highlight of the Walt Flan and production. Which I honestly, myself can't wait to perform.

I've seen bits and snips of it and I haven't seen the whole thing. Can't wait to see the commercials. I can't wait to see the world premiere movie trailer. I mean just looking at the DVD covers we got to sign. It was really intriguing. Yeah. But okay, so got all that out of the way. I did want to tell you that you know smooth out to Chris Ladondo's situation, gave you some love for all you did for elephants in a room, but now, what everybody's been waiting on, the dyslexia, the sleep. The dyslexia answer is open. I brought it, and not to bring in the co-creative dyslexia is a special treat for me because I don't know if you

knew these clues for last week. These were the easily the most hardest clues that I've ever given, only one person got them right and even then I had to lead them there basically by the nose, like I had to like grab them by the back of this neck. Like you're that close? And just like, and just drag them to the answers,

because- Did Robus nose it? I felt like it until I found out he's gonna help me on something else and I was just like, then I decided to lay off. But now this guy who did figure it out though, his name's James Harkins, all kidnicide. I mean, you are a unilateral thinker, my friend,

because you are the only person that came up with these answers and a lot of props to you as well. But let's see if the co-creator could figure these out. Oh, okay. First one from last week was gloomy eyes. A lot of props to you as well, but let's see if the co-creator can figure these out First one from last week was gloomy eyes and I'll give you a hint that the other people didn't get They thought it may have been eyes like in your pupils. Okay, but it was actually eyes the letter eyes multiple eyes So gloomy eyes. What's the opposite of gloomy? Happy feeling good what's the opposite of gloomy? Happy feeling good.

Is it a happier? Am I close with happy? Yeah, again, I don't want to try to get around by the nose. All right, all right. Opposite of I is input output, I-O. Yes, yes. That's right, opposite. Now, why did you go with the opposite of eyes as O's because it's an input output thing. It's a computer thing See I wasn't thinking like that. Okay, so not I love this because now you're you're showing your mind is

Possibly most not likely more plot a pliable than mine or unilateral because I was just thinking straight line What is the opposite of straight line? All right, circle. And it could also be some power switches have an I and an O for on and off. So it's the opposite on and off. So you're, but you didn't get, but you didn't get gloomy right though. Oh, okay, so it's not happy. Oh, okay.

Well, hold on. Come on. How can you get the opposite of I being O's and you can't get the opposite of gloomy? Uh, gloomy. If you're not gloomy, you're cheering. Cheerios. Cheerios. Cheerios. Yes.

Um, number two. Plyable three plant. Plyable three plant. Well, I know, I know from the other day last week. Oh, from when I write this into it, the opposite of 3 is easy. So that's when you look that for people who are like smacking their foreheads, you are given last week that when it was Frank 3 was a clue that I gave E was the opposite of 3 because when you look in the mirror at an E becomes a three. So that's

the opposite. Now what is the opposite of of pliable? Pliable pliable. Something's not pliable is. You said it was pliable three plant. Yes. Okay, so let's go. Plants, plants, uh, when you plant something you put it in the ground. So the opposite would be, you're not growing it so you're, you'd probably be consuming it so. Yes. Uh, yes, but what do you do before you consume it? You cook, you cook something so, so we have threes, so it's cookie and pliable. And remember Cheerios. Cheerio, okay Cheerios.

So cookie, cookie, cookie, crunch, cookie, cookie, crisp. Cookie, crisp is number two. Okay. And then finally clue number three was Limp Vitamin. Limp vitamin. Limp vitamin. Limp vitamin. So go obviously our vitamin is number is the first one.

What's the opposite of a vitamin? Well, people always say that the box has more vitamins than the syrup, because it's serious so full of sugar. So it's right. It's yes. OK. Yes. Sugar is the opposite of vitamin.

Sugar, sugar. This was a curve ball. OK. Because a lot of people probably would not expect this. The opposite of limp. Straight. So no sugar straight. But if let's go back to if we know if something is limp it can also be what? If it can be liable. It can be put. Okay, so sugar crisp. It's sugar. Sugar crisp. Nice. It's the first time in dyslexia history where it's two different clues were the same word.

Okay. And that's why I think went through people, which was what I was trying to do. Well, I was trying to make it like super difficult and you know, you know, it's not just two plus two that equals four. It's three plus one And it or it's But is there anything else at a legal for four plus year-up? You're right. I mean that is the that right there defines the selects you right? That's a perfect way. It's like one which is a prime opposite. It only has one other, it's one. Yeah. Excellent.

Excellent. All right, so this week's the Selexia clues, and if you- I'm guessing the theme was cereal? Yes, that was the cookie crisp. A lot of people knew it was cereals, but they just couldn't get the right, the three brands. I don't even know if they even make sugar crisp anymore.

Hopefully they do. Maybe that was also made, that may have been a curve ball. But if you wanted that they should be thinking like we are which is a little older. I mean, you know, you got it's not like it It's not only you have to know your audience. You have to know the creators Exactly. It's not all about you people. It's mostly about us. Yeah Walt plan So this week if you want again, we're getting we're not giving out skulls anymore. We're giving out signed 8x10s at a barren glossy. Yes, easier. Plus, the skulls are, I mean, we're running dangerously low on skulls. You're up to two cars. 8x10 glossy barren photos. If you want one take a take a shot at these clues email K

Muse 2 at Gmail and submit your answers as always best of luck and the first clue is Ken Hinder standing out hate that's a long, but it's Ken Hinder standing out hate. Clue number two, brain fix office, brain fix office, and the final clue, red birthday, red birthday, final clue, and I need the correct answers to that as well as the theme of this week's Dyslexia. And again, big shout out to James Harkins, big shout out to Chris Ladondo for sitting in for Q this week, and big shout out to get him for all his work on Elephants in the room. Thank you.

Thank you. Did we have a sign off for 12 minutes and how? I don't. I think we just wanted to say we just ended it. Did we have a sign off for 12 minutes in hell? Did I know? I think we just, I wanna say we just ended it. Did we have a theme music? No, I don't think we had theme music. It was just kind of a real shoddy for production, huh? I just said, see it now. I'm just saying, see it now.

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