Tell Em Steve-Dave - #375: Enema Mine

Episode Date: May 31, 2018

TESD introduces the new game show ‘Can you last longer in an attic than Anne Frank?’ Bry opens an “anything goes” bakery. Music: Senior Discount - A Fistful of Discount

Something that really intrigued me was the discovery of a new color. Did you see that? Did you see that? I did not. I'm glad though, because I can be racist against it. If you're not used to the word come by the time you're 85, just fucking go dig yourself Jeff look at this video Jeff look at this video Jeff look at this video because he tells me don't shake your head, he told me You know that motherfucker showed me one more video on his phone Gaionko Walter

Tell him Steve Dave Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell Them Steve Dave. I'm here with Walt and this would be the fourth person in the series of people who are vying for QC. I understand that like I remember when Jackie the jokeman left Howard Stern, there were a bunchcia comedians looking for that Jackie chair. Eventually went to Artyling. The competition was fierce. fierce yeah, and like backbiting to according to Arty like people, people who he was friends with.

We're trying to like undercut him and under mine. Yeah. Yeah. What's so far we've had? We've had Ming if had Ming 25 goes plus Crystal Dondo and now today, but yes, I mean me it's amazing. They let their paying close close attention They not recognize immediately the name. Oh, you don't think Not gonna just be the tip of their tongue. Well, I need some Antu will maybe super like super super like aware and not aware I was like like they recognize they're always looking and they they see everything. Yeah, they notice all the details Yeah, okay, so they may not but I don't know some other people may not well if you've ever read one of the DVD covers then

You may recognize the name Chuck Stanton. Who would state in? Stanton? I always say. I tell you. Thanks, Walter. He's happy believing it was Stanton for years. Why? Why? Why not tell off it if I said his last name? That's true. That's true. I always say it's like Stanton with a T. That's the best way to remember it. So why didn't you just go with it? I think you're right. I think we should just... You should have went like an immigrant at Ellis Island. It just been like fuck it. Add or subtract a letter. I don't care. We're pure go with it. I think you're right. I think we should you should went like an immigrant at Ellis Island and just been like fuck it. Add or subtract a letter. I don't care. We're pure pressured into it. Yeah. So you're gonna have a lot to prove. Ming was Ming was celebrated Frank five and even more so we

haven't we haven't seen any reaction to Crystal Dondajay because hasn't come out yet. Right. Right. He's a little bit polarizing. Chris Ladondo, I think he's the most polarizing of the four so far. Definitely. Yeah, I don't know. He's only because he's a bit combative online. Obviously he likes to choke people out. He said it a lot. He did mention it. What's your move, Chuck, if you got into a fight? If I got into a fight? Oh my god. I don't really fight. The last time I got into a lot. Yeah, he did mention what your move Chuck if you got into a fight if I got to a fight. Yeah

Oh my god, I don't really fight the last time I got into a fight man last time I got into a fight I just I grabbed the kids here and I smashed his face into a locker But that was when I was like 14 your hair puller I don't know I would I used to go on these late night walks with my old friend and There was there's coyotes were like an old friend like you're not friends anymore nor friend like he was 90 Yeah, my elderly no, he was like we're not friends anymore Okay, and we'd hear coyotes and he'd be like oh, man I'm like should we go down like towards the woods or should we just kind of stay towards the street?

I don't want to deal with the coyotes and he'd be like if one attack, I'll just break its neck. Are there coyotes in Rhode Island? Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I didn't know that. I thought that was like a western hemisphere part of the country. I think it's a woodsie thing. No. Yeah. Another in California. You know what's crazy? There was actually in my town, there was like a roving pack of wild dogs that were killing all the pets. And so the police had to hunt them down and kill them because they were just going through the town and just taking out all the pets. That was a while ago but. They were just wild dogs that all turn into like a pack.

Our coyotes considered wild dogs. I think they're not. I think they're a different thing. Yeah, they're totally different. It sounds like you have more problems with the wild dogs and the coyotes. Yeah. Coyotes are small. I think they're smaller than you think.

They're way smaller than wolves. Are they indigenous? I don't know. You got them go. To Jersey? Would we have coyotes? I think they're smaller than you think they're way smaller than wolves. Are they indigenous? I don't know. You got them go. To Jersey? Jersey? We have coyotes?

I don't know. I've seen foxes around. Foxes, I've seen them. Look at one right now. Chuck Staten's girlfriend. Hello. This is true of Gina. Hey, Gina.

Gina was actually one of the cameramen on the Talm Steve, they've live with the Grammar Sea Blu-ray. Really? Can I have a person? It's Justin Cardello, sir. It's one of the recorders. I'm sorry, you. It's Justin Cordell, sir. I can't have a person.

That's right. There was a pay attention to the small detail ants would. That's one of the projects that you worked on. The first one, right, would be the Tellum Steve Dave Live at the Grammar Sea. That's right. I noticed some of the ants because I ran the commercial contest for elephants in the room. I did talk to a ton of people that emailed me from that and talked to me about their

commercials and a lot of people who actually asked me about it and then never submitted anything. There was some good commercial submitted. There was some great commercials. Yeah, and there was actually a guy that submitted a commercial that I was so I liked so much that I asked him to do another one. Yeah. And then he just fell off the face of the earth.

I know. He did the collings would want. Yeah, you told me that. And I was having a dialogue back and forth with him. And then nothing. He just felt like what radio silent never heard from him again. Yeah. Cosmo Nas, what he went by, right? Yeah, I don't even remember. That was what he was credited as when he sent me the commercial. It's in there. It's the one he made his in elephants. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He was one of the best. Yeah, yeah, I think it's one of the The most I don't say that say the other ones are better because you know he's not listening

I don't know what happened that guy. Uh indigenous to all of North America. Well, that's a coyote. You're seeing a coyote? Yeah, not the zoo, but like No, at the time he's being smuggled over the border I've seen foxes. I'm not sure if I've ever seen a coyote Okay, you know looking at a fox right now. Yeah, I'm looking at you. Get him. What's your moves? Somebody goes to fight you. I tried to diffuse first. Yeah, how do you diffuse what's your go to? You try to keep, you know, your distance and just try to talk them down.

Try to be rational with them. And then if you have to, then you have to. Does a guy have had enough? You make a fun on my podcast studio. I see you've almost come to blows here. In the basement. Come back to work, you guys. It's gotten heated here at times with your with your pension for being a troll

Um, I need real life troll. Oh, yeah, oh yeah, you don't think so? No, you don't consider yourself a troll Wow, why not? You're constantly making comments to get a rise out of people. Usually not, and usually in the most like, you know, negative way to get, you know. Well, you say usually so it sounds like I'm just failing at what I'm, uh, I didn't say you're a good troll. Just a troll. So, so Chuck, um, and you have your own podcast too, right? Yeah, I do podcast in Rhode Island called the Chuck and Brad podcast

It's available ever. Yeah, it's on iTunes and Spotify and everything. It's it's really fun. We've been doing it for like nine years Oh, yeah, yeah, I know what do you guys talk about? Well, I was gonna listen to it, but I was misspelling state and thanks for walking. I couldn't find it. Honestly, honestly, I've been in a band for a long time called Senior Discount. And my buddy Brad is in an improv group, in a different improv group than he was in back then. And we wanted to basically have a place to kind of get people to know about our shows

and also talk to all the people that we knew because I knew so many other people in bands. You know, so many other comedians. And so it really started as kind of like a cheap way to be like, let's just plug our shows every week and talk about whatever we want. But then the podcast started actually getting more traction than the band and the improv group.

So it's kind of switch places. But we do, we interview a lot of people. We just had, we just had Casey Joeston from the impractical jokers. We had Jeff Tramaynon, who is the director of the Jackass movies, and a bunch of bands and people from New England, I'd say. You were just applying for a security guard.

You're putting an application. Renewing a license to be a security guard, which like if you work at the mall, you need to have... As long as you don't work for the, as long as you don't work for directly for the company that your owns the venue, then you have to need a security license in the state of New Jersey. Gotcha. So like at a concert at PNC or something where they hire outside of people. Yeah, that's cool.

Yeah. What do you carry? Not a gun, I'm sorry. No, no, it's, no, it's, you can carry if you're, you know, licensed to carry, but most places don't want you carrying. So, so you're guarding something and say the track or PNC and some guys are going to kick your ass. You've tried to diffuse them.

Yeah, I was going to say this is for a smooth. Yeah, you've tried to fuse them. That's not working. We were supposed to run by a 50-15-5 method, which is you acknowledge someone at 50 feet, you start to talk to them at 15 and by five, you know, you've engaged. You're knocked out. No. It's an point of that. No one can, it's supposed to be said, no one really sneaks up on you or that, you know, you can handle a situation.

That you're ready for the situation when you're at five feet away from them. You know, one of the things sneaking up on you like March, right? You know what? That's a reference to the last week you better listen. Get him reminds me of like the security, I think you would be the security guard most, you know, most likely to be like Richard Jewel. You saved all those lives, yeah? If I remember how he was like, but be blamed for something he did. Yeah, he was blamed at first and then after I believe he was too good, because he was too observant. Yeah, right. Well, it was at Olympic. It was at the Olympic park or any Olympics.

Yeah, he spotted a suspicious bag. It was like was ruined, right? Yeah. It was only one fatality, which was I believe a heart attack after the explosion, but he really saved people. Jesus. And they, uh, parodyed him, I believe on CSI. That was a long before social media, too. So it really had to spread from like word of mouth that it's like hey did you check out this asshole? 24 news cycle man, it was like it made his life may have turned out differently if it was like a decade before that. I think because you found this a suspect like they started making fun of him like on the late night talk shows your car since your Lennos and that entered the public could you deal with that as a security guard if you were like all of a sudden became the but He fucking deals with it here Why not as a security guard?

I think if I knew I was right like you know, I didn't set a bomb and I actually saved lives You know you you're the only person who believes it though, but you yeah, you would try to you would try to put right guys You got me all wrong. I didn't know he was, he died too. Yeah, I thought I was suicide, but I could be wrong. No, I died of a heart attack. Okay. Why do you need the hero of Atlanta? They were calling by this point. Why do you need to update these credentials when you're working in a conference? Because if I don't, it's going, it's right now, it's $100 for the court for the refresher course and $77 to register with the state police. So if I don't and it's an eight hour refresher course, if I don't, it's even bigger fee,

fingerprinting and a 24 hour course, which costs something like $400, $500. Okay. So what are you going to be moonlighting in security? No, it's just, you know, it's just like... It's just like... It's safety net. It's insurance policy. It's cheaper to renew it than it is to restart it.

Okay. And what I know, and like we found out that you didn't put me down as your supervisor. Why was that? I can't believe you said that out loud. Well, the way the question was phrased, it was like, which company do I work for? And I work for Jay and Silent Bob Staff Incorporated. So you didn't put Kevin Smith down?

No, because I put Carol down because she's the one who stamps the checks. So I could sit or heard the person who stamps the check is your supervisor? No, I could say that they were in charge of this. I'm an almond. It is just weird that you wouldn't want your friend to give you the reference. It's not what I was going to do. It's not a reference. They just want to know your job history from the past five years.

Okay, let's say they asked for references, three references. Who were the references? Well, TV's Brian Quinn. I think it's one Really you think he's gonna get back to that person? Do you really think he won't get back to me when I text him about important stuff? If you really think if a potential Security firm is thinking about hiring somebody named Gidham Somebody named Gidham You think Brian Quinn is going to find a time to return that call well

One all right, that's one and then he put Carol twice I probably put Troy Better than anybody. Yeah, do you think Troy would put his reputation in the line by recommending him, not really knowing him now? Is he recommending you or just saying he knows you? This, well, I just... A reference, you mean, no. What I put down was it's just my work history for the past five years.

No, no, I'll tell you that. I'll tell you that. Okay, so you're saying like, does Troy vouch for it? Yes, does Troy stand up and vouch for this guy not really knowing him? Troy is a 20-year veteran with a pension coming. I don't know if he's gonna roll the dice. Okay, you got one, you got one slot left. Who are you putting down in that reference? Who's gonna come to bat for you? That's the question. I mean, you find his only ass chuck at this point.

you that's the question. I mean you might as well as chalk at this point. I mean I guess that if we're talking about a security job I'd probably put one of the guys I used to work with at the track because he's he's an he's X corrections for 25 years so I'm trying to go with people in the field. Just for the name recognition of Jimmy Sprine Quinn. He once played a security guard on IJ for fucking three minutes. I think that says everything. I think that sums up your whole your whole persona. Yeah, you're right. He's a it says something. I think the real question is like what is the percentage that you think you might you have to use this license again. It's just better to it's like people who don't drive every day It's like people who don't drive but they keep their drivers like see them across the street at the bank You're on the hook with the initial 24 hours and the initial 400 500 bucks

You just want to keep it rolling right yeah, that's what it is and then you have to go through the fingerprint again Which is a payment of butter yeah, right? Yeah, so your your prints are on file somewhere my they've been on file since I work for the bank They went for federal federal fingerprints. It seems like that's the part that you're trying to skate past is the new fingerprint thing because you already mentioned that one. Why are you trying to avoid it? Because it's an internet. I don't want to get my fingers dirty.

No, they actually use a computer scanner. So they roll it and it instantly gets entered into the computer database. Have you altered your fingerprints in some way or somehow? You could do it with a lighter, I think, and you love it. You've got plenty of space. Oh, I thought you could actually do it. You can cut out a section of it and have it flipped over and then restitched on. And you do that in like Mexico. And if someone had done that, they would make sure to do this, to pay this money,

even if they weren't going to take the security course, they wouldn't have to get re-finger printed. But wait, if you flip it around, isn't it just smooth skin? No, no, they rotate at 180 degrees. So you still have the warles. Oh, okay, now different worlds and swirls. But was there, was it leave an obvious scar? I, that I'm not sure, but I'm sure if you go to a qualified plastic surgeon, an experienced plastic surgeon not qualified,

they can probably do it with minimal scarring. He's still saving for teeth because this fucking figure prints turned around. I saw something interesting today about, I wonder if this could fit under, he'll learn something new. Well, do you see Anne Frank, new pages were discovered. I did not. Yeah, I guess you can you just give that a list or some a not know by not being frank. Yeah, me. Well, somebody who was in a room that locked that. Yeah, she was she was a little girl who was blind and she wasn't blind. Helen Keller. A lot of people get those two characters. Yeah, because after they found her, she wasn't seeing more speak.

She killed her mother with 40 wax. It would be, but no. And Frank was a 13 year old girl who was hidden. She was hiding in an attic. And this is a true story. Yes. And she in Amsterdam. and eventually somebody ratted her out. That might be the greatest cold case of all time that somebody ratted out the family and that they were hiding in this house. How many years was she in that she's been in hiding? I don't know.

I thought it was like one year. Oh, not sure. Yeah, I don't think it was that long. It was it was like a formative time in her life. So that's kind of what the book's about, right? Yeah, her her book was, I guess she was an aspiring writer. And so she, like it went from anecdotal to, one of the most famous writers of all time, right?

Yeah, her diary. She's like the most, oh, they killed the Nazi skillter. Yeah, they got her. Yeah, they got her. Now, here's a question. Yeah, sorry. Say something. Say something.

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It wasn't like they turned in Anne Frank. They turned in like the family, I'm sure. Was she getting the pages out? Turn the time? Turn the time. So they were not just like we got a fine hand frank. No, she wasn't like she was probably. She was on her blog.

It was on her blog. Yeah. Yeah. No, it wasn't like she was like in the attic. So not just weren't aware of an hand frank. Well, they were just looking for people. Yeah, just for people in general. Yeah, let me see if I can find out how long she was

How long was her diary before these new pages were found? I don't know two pages. You were I guess. How did they find new pages because they were they were I was just thinking about that. They were in the diary, but she had taken Like a brown piece of paper and covered them up like glued it So that no one would see it And the reason was that they were musings about like sex education and prostitution and some dirty jokes. Wow. Yeah. So I guess she didn't want people to see it maybe because she's a kid and she was like, oh, I don't

want to get in trouble if somebody reads it. Never knowing how many people are going to eventually read her diary, but they use some sort of special technology that they recently developed that like they don't tear the pages off it can see through it somehow. So that's how they read. So that's someone when they found the diary. So it took how many years has it been? 70? So it took them seven years to be like, well, this page feels a little bit thicker than the rest of the age. So it's almost flipped three years. Three years. You tried a glue. Two years. Two years what? 42 to 44. She was hiding.

But when you try to glue like another page to this piece of paper, it's going to be you can kind of tell immediately. Yeah. Yeah. So it's could this be any chance that it's focused? I don't think so because the end Frank organization said this true. Oh yeah. Like the end Frank House. Yeah. It's like a. You have to get tickets online in order. She was hiding her own house She wasn't being hidden by like shit. Yeah, she's like, they'll never find me here

No, no she was in somebody else's house. No, she didn't their fuck He kept that pin and that was that was her undoing and this is this is I saw this like one of her amusings And I saw this on Chuck's Twitter profile regarding menstruation a sign that she is right was written well what's it again what menstruation when she was talking about girls period is one of the hidden pages a sign that she is right she wrote i am right no oh a sign that she is right like she's talking about sex stuff is it almost as if she's talking to somebody else okay right right in a way that she's now she's eligible to be

come she can become a mother right she can be but won't do it until she's married she said yeah not like all the girls around here right Mrs. Chuck state yeah well what would you just eventually do it if Chuck kept you an attic for years until Like flowers in the attic type show, but are you surprised by not though because I mean it was the 40s Though I would think that would be I mean that's a no, I'm not surprised. It's a wonderful It's a wonderful theory to try to you know to You know wait till you remain to be married. I mean, I don't know. If in this day and age, it's, it's, I'm sure it's laughable. I'm sure it's laughing at

Anne Frank right now. No, I think there's still some religious people. For the most part. Who, not for the most part. People are like, you know, like, fuck yeah. Why wouldn't you? I mean, some imaginary guy, this guy might get mad. Fuck that shit, man. I see the member like a decade ago though, they revealed that there was some stuff that they had kept back.

I was gonna say, I think that happened too, where they basically kept it out of the original, the thing about basically her going through puberty, all that stuff and her maybe masturbating or something. They had kept it out. What should I about that do? Yeah, I think so. She called it by the M word, or she called something a little bit

like a bit more M word. It's cleaner than masturbation. What's going to clean it up? I'm flicking the bedding myself. I'm petting myself. Petting myself. Petting. Something a bit more not not as a clinical and a little bit A cute you can see a little bit more pain. Yeah, you can miss them that I wrote in one out Not quite no, I wouldn't expect that. I've never read it But that I remember that too. I remember them saying that in the past couple of years that they'd kept it out. I was speaking of masturbating. That's what was my go-to

for a while. I wouldn't use playboy. Is this causing a lot of the internet to break itself about, and Frank's new pages? It's not Kim Kardashian's ass. Let's not get crazy. The internet isn't broken. Like if it was Kim Kardashian's lost pages of her or would that be more meaningful in today's world than absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah. It could be not even have to be like diary type shit. It would just have to be some stupid fucking thing she wrote down and people. Like when she was 13 and somebody found it. Yeah yeah and then published it. Oh my god I love it. They would love it. What are some of the other things that Ann wrote? You're not going to like one of them. She was locked up so yeah, she was locked up. She was locked up. She could be too harsh.

She did have a friend who is a Lauren Nussbaum right? This is an old lady who moved from Germany to Amsterdam. That's where she met Anne Frank and her sister Margo. And now she's still alive, this lady. Oh, really? Yeah, she's like, what? 91, yeah, she's 91. Yeah. And she says those pages should not have been read that Anne Frank covered them up for a reason and we should respect that. It's like, well, she didn't respect all the other pages. I was gonna say, yeah, what about

the rest of the whole book, though? Although, I guess you went to a little bit more trouble to hide this. She did, but yeah, I think it's just because she didn't want to get in trouble, not because she does reference other stuff in the book. Like you said, like other sexual shits. I think maybe this was, maybe she was just like, this isn't my best workshow covered up or I don't want somebody to see it. You know, like my dad or something. Yeah, that is. You might be mad that I said the word masturbate. Yeah. Yeah, it's difficult when she becomes such a public figure. What's the thing I'm

not going to like though? Gay Uncle Walter. She said that she had an uncle Walter who was gay, right? And wrote, all men, if they are normal, go with women. Wow. Women like that, they cost them on the street and they go together. In Paris, the big houses for that, Papa has been there. Uncle Walter is not normal. Girl, sell this. so now she's talking about prostitution I was gonna say that's it's that is some and and the internet is not broken

it broke a little bit I mean that's just a little bit again I think you have to go look at the time period right I mean history you have to like compensate for views I mean, history, yeah, I have to like compensate for views. I mean, she was. Oh, really? People seem to do that all the time these days. They love hearing like, well, it was the time. And especially this group of people, a group of Berkeley students, they want an apology from the Anne Frank estate. And she got off saying, though, she contribute immensely to the understanding of the horrors of the war from a young girl's perspective, it doesn't excuse the exact type of rhetoric that fueled Nazi ideology then and continues today under the Trump administration.

Oh, that brought Trump into it. That's like encompassing our like we get it all because we're all like in this piece literally Hitler. We went that Trump was we're all like it's literally Hitler We went that trumpet wasn't ran Frank, you know That's crazy. Oh, but was one of the hidden lines make America should they should they apologize? And the un-fragost I need and write it. I was yeah, exactly. They can't they cannot apologize for what but the Un-fragost take could they could distance themselves from the comments. They could say, we don't believe that. They should be like, on late night TV,

we don't endorse these views, but yeah, we're just presenting. She tried to hide it. You people, pride it open, and had to know what it was, now deal with it. Well, no, that wasn't even in the hidden pages. That was, oh, no. That was like this.

And she also had another gay. Her father had a gay first cousin who was a self. I think the thing his name was Walter. It wasn't that. It wasn't get it wasn't. It was that. He was a celebrated furniture designer. Well, come on.

That's a rare occupation. He struggled with depression and drug addiction and committed suicide at 46. I don't know why you had to know they were right. Huff and Kooz. Yeah. That what? Those guys were gay? Yeah. I don't know. They were right. Huffman cruise. Yeah. That what? Those guys were gay? Yeah.

I don't know. Yeah. I mean, everything they make were like couches to make out on. The edst of fucking make out on. Love seats. Huffman cruise. So did someone go after for perpetuating the stereotype that gay people are into interior decorating? Yeah. Not that. No. But the, uh, so you're saying distance themselves, but don't apologize. I mean, that's the most that could possibly do they keep they can't even even if they've they said the sentence we're sorry it doesn't make any sense logically insane most apologies don't get it that's right that's true and we all know kids say the darkest thing

well i guess he's a year and she's saying essentially it's more normal for my father to go visit prostitutes and it is for my uncle to be gay, right? That's what she said. Yeah. Well, she's saying he's not normal at all. Yeah, right, right, right. That's a... Yeah, that's...

And then look, she's in a situation where she's living in an attic for two, you plus years, but how many people? And the uncle's in the closet. Oh, he's in the closet, she's in the attic, okay. Okay. So the part with the Berkeley shit isn't true. I made that up. But all the rest of the stuff is true.

I don't know. It is believable, right? I believe that. It's believable. That's really funny. Somebody's, I don't know if they can... Now we're making up scenarios in that head. Should you?

I guess so. You're kidding me. I'm trying to get it back. I'm trying to get it back. I'm trying to get it back. I'm trying to get it back. I'm trying to get it back. I'm trying to get it back. I'm trying to get it back. I'm trying to get it back. I'm trying to of these jokes. Maybe there's something lost in translation, but they're I don't what jokes like some of the jokes they Frank also wrote a joke book.

Security girl. She says, can you can you deliver one? Get them. I'll get delivered. Finally, Anne Frank related this joke. A man and a woman had a relationship and after a few months, the woman's belly was getting disturbingly big. relationship and after a few months the woman's belly was getting disturbingly big. Then the man called a doctor who said, it's just air, miss, just air. The man replied, I'm not pumping air, am I? All right. I'm gonna get that. I feel like a 13 year old girl. You may give a pointer to for cuteness not enough to laugh Pumping air. Yeah, that could have been like that might have been like the Andrew dice clay of the time

Want to try this joke? Can I meet her in it? Yeah. Hold on. I'm gonna give my glasses. You're falling down. Do you like our matching glasses? Walt lent these to me because I lost mine up in Arab Red today. I'll start a joke. Okay. I look like I'm about to weld or something. Okay. A man had a very ugly wife and he did not want a relationship with her.

One evening he came home and he saw his friend lying in bed with his wife and the man said, he does and I have two. That's the joke. Oh man. There's got to be something lost in the church. Is this made as I say? Are these like German, written in German? That's what I'm saying. Yeah, they had to have been. I would say. Or maybe like she was writing the end of that joke on the Nazis bus. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I remember going to, it was a plate. the Attic at the high school. I might have been like six or seven. Sitting through that shit, you don't know what's going on. That was the height of culture.

I guess. Take you to a fucking movie. Why am I going to see the Attic? Could you, how long could going to see the attic? Why could you how long could you last since in the attic? Oh God Really how long how mentally strong are you? How much can you I think we know the answer to that You last longer than and then do I well do I have ADD or am I just me? This is you. Does he have Wi-Fi? Yeah.

Hello. Hello. Can I ask you the other? You have to live as she lived. No Wi-Fi. No Wi-Fi. Right. I don't know if there was electricity. Probably not. Yeah. So I'm just writing shit down all day.

Do you think she's staying the actual time? She's like, the Nazis come and check the houses. You get to come down like during the day and then went back up. That's yeah, like in was it In glorious bastards the beginning of the quinter Yeah, yeah, where the Nazis come in and everyone has to be quiet basically I'm under house arrest exactly for in In the We're the windows. Yeah, I'm gonna say can't go near the windows. Yeah, yeah, yeah

I feel like I be way more likely to Try to disguise myself and maybe make it out of the country. I just How long can you last in the attic? Less than a week. Yeah, probably yeah, I would get to bored. I want to be able to do 13-year-old girl is stronger mentally Definitely I don't know that was the point of this. I would have just set it up front 13 year old girl is stronger mentally definitely I don't know that was the point of this. What are you just set it up from? Get on how long could you last

without Wi-Fi Couple days a couple days wow You would be there until the day you died I would I probably I mean if without getting caught like you know and only less than two years she may have lasted longer but I guess they quarter. Yeah. I think she's an amateur. I think I could beat Amfrang's record longer than two years. Yeah. Well I mean what's it? Can you let Slogger the nantrain? Yeah! The new Survivors, you all shoot. Just check people in check it out once in a while. That's not bad. Yeah, I mean, it wasn't really her fault that she got caught.

I think it was just another wave of Nazis were like, is that an attic? Yeah, right. And they're like, no, and they're like, hmm, and then they check it. And they're like, there's a fucking little girl up here. What scumbags? Why couldn't you just be like, no, nothing up here. Was she just her? Was it family?

I bet it was a family. The whole family was up there? That's what I'm thinking. I think that all these families, yeah, these families like hid together from what I recall. So what could have happened? They moved into their hiding place,

a three-story space, entered from a landing above the, then there's a bunch of fucking Dutch shit I can't pronounce, where some of his, oh oh I guess the guy's most trusted employees would be their helpers. The door was later covered by a bookcase. Okay, so the doors, so I guess they didn't have to hide Jews, we're not allowed to use public transport, but I guess they're like, hey better save them, sorry. The only, there were only one, two, three, four people who knew of the people and hiding. The keep referring to them as helpers.

They weren't very fucking helpful since you got caught. In 1942 they were joined by another family, the Pell's family, Herman, August, and 16 year old Peter. Uh-oh. That spells bad news. She's ripe and shit at this point. Oh, there's some other pages hidden. She wrote up her pleasure of having new people to talk to but

Tensions quickly developed as they were forced to live in such confined conditions. So they're like fuck this shit Yeah, I you're doing with six people and they're gonna be super quiet super So probably someone fucked up at some point. So basically my house growing up was the Yeah, okay, a bunch of people like So we have to we have to re ask the question you're stuck in an attic with me and Waltz. Right. And I'm telling you stories. Oh yeah. I vote on my last thing as long as I thought. Friends, it was not to come. No, I don't. Does someone have an LED light to a signal that not she's to come get us? Yeah. Now I know she's what

and deservedly so she's she's famous for her ordeal and everything But isn't it sad though that the people who hit her are kind of like really lost the history? Yeah, because they took on an uninsane Risk yeah, really They must they must have been punished. I would think oh, I don't think the Nazis are gonna kill I'm sure they were killed once they found the infirmary. So yeah, the Nazis, August 4th, 1944, the house was stormed by a group of German uniformed police,

the all three of them, I guess, the all three families, the ones that were hiding them and the two that were hiding, got, were taken and interrogated, and then transferred to a house of detention and overcrowded prison camp and then transported two days later to the western borke transit camp through which by that time more than a hundred thousand Jews mostly Dutch and German had passed. They were considered criminals since they would have been arrested in hiding and sent to the punishment barracks for hard labor. Oh. Fucking aim, and what do you do, Gidham? You're in Nazi Germany, you're blonde,

hair and blue-eyed, so you're okay. What, do you go full Nazi? Are you like, hey, hey, there's a one up here? No, I don't think I can turn something like you pop your head up and they're like Just like cool, right do you play cool? Yeah, I would try I would try to bluff till you know Your supervisor might be right behind you Double check in your work and shit Get what did you notice he's Jews?

Sorry, I'm not perfect, okay? Oh, I know God what a fucking weird time, because you don't want to rat on. Jews, you don't. But at the same time, it's like if you, if you hold it, I'll fill any information back, you're gonna get it next. I guess they fall back to the way I was just doing my job. Yeah, yeah.

Did they turn her... You never say that here, right? Oh, no. Diary into a movie? Uh, yeah, right? Yeah, I'm sure they did. I'm sure that, I don't know if it was like a big movie I thought it was a TV movie. That's what I would think

They'd play it in school like on a famous diary in the world that didn't get a theatrical release I don't know of one. Yeah, I don't know. I in my head to TV movie too Maybe the maybe the whoever the charity or whatever that runs the society has refuses to approve. Like there was one 1959. Oh wait, here's a list of them. Oh, there's a whole bunch. Wow. Okay.

So her life has been turned into it. It looks like the first one was the first one in the US was in 1959. Wow. Then there was one in 67, one in 80, one in 88. This is just United States. One in 95, then there was 167, 180, 188. This is just United States, 195, one in 2001. Okay, so there's been... There's a whole bunch of... Oh, Shelley Winters was in the movie. Like a franchise.

Shelley Winters? Yeah. She played Mrs. Von Don. I always like Shelley Winters, women in the fucking Poseidon adventure when she finally fucking earned her keep. Oh, Edwin was in it too. Um, so... That's been, that was a big, uh, that was a big new story, finding these pages. I guess it was kind of a big deal, yeah.

Did you, I saw something on the news like discovery on new pages, something that you really intrigued me was discovery of a new color. Did you see that? Did you see that? I did not. I'm glad though, because I can be racist against it. I've always, I know it was so weird, but I saw the news headline because I've always wanted to do that. I've always said, like, I even told others, like, I would like to invent a new color that no one's ever seen. How amazing would that be? Because you're, how would it amaze you to be to see a new color you've never seen before? I don't think you can even describe it. No. I mean, you go to Home Depot and they're like, hey, four billion colors to like

combinations. Yeah, they'll look like that. But I'm talking about something that was so like, like you saw it and you would be like, you just wouldn't recognize. I know what it was. Yeah. Yeah. That that that that apples, man. I just can't.

Me too. Yeah, like, you know, you have color wheels and everything. Right. But I want to invent something that you have to wheel. It almost it almost feels like logically that should be able to happen. You should be like, all right, yellow, red, blue, and then a brand new one that no one's ever seen. That does, it makes sense of my head that you could. Yeah, like we, but there are elements that we not yet identified,

but we, we know where they would sit on a periodic table, even though we'd never seen them before. See, like, here's, here's the color, right? The blue you're talking about, well, Yeah, but to me, I was unimpressed. Yeah, I like color. If someone was like, hey, we've seen this color before but like yeah yeah

I'll tell you that reminds me of a Golden State warrior you're mind you're balls not haha haha I'm just saying I see a book of Rook assault in um yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah that doesn't address and Creole that has it huh but if you look at the Golden State Warriors uniforms yeah that's the color of them. I was gonna say that does look like a popular sports team like color Is it the same blue is this? Yeah, it looks so out of that. Yeah They made this big deal about it We then when you look at the color. I was just like well, that's not what I was thinking

I was gonna be I thought it was gonna be something that my mind has never seen That's what I want to see before Like sort of like scramble your brain. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So there's their uniform. There's a uniform. There's that. It's pretty fucking close.

Jesus. Yeah. It's an hour talking about, is it a new color or is it just a new shade of a color, which is like how the fuck could you or is since it's so new, can your iPad even display that color? It is right now I see it in real life. Yeah, it would really legitimately to be honest. Yeah, when I saw it When I saw the new story it looked a lot lighter than that. It looked like a baby blue to me. Oh, yeah, like a pale blue

Fucking Indian dude discovered it of course smart motherfuckers. How do you discover a color though? He looked down in a shirt. And that picture yeah it looks like that exactly. Like how much money is poured into inventing a new color though. For Creole? I don't know. It was an invented for Creole. It was discovered by accident by this guy Moss. I don't know I'm gonna try that name either. A professor of material science at Oregon State who's working with students to Manufacture new materials which could later be used in electronics But when he heated a bunch of shit together pulled a mixture of the furnace he discovered it had turned a vibrant blue I know I guess that I'm like oh, it's a new color. I don't you know what I mean? Yeah, I would just be like it didn't work throw it away

Oh, it's a blue I guess there's's a new color. I mean, yeah, I would just be like it didn't work throw it away. Oh, it's a blue I guess there's like some kind of sensor. They must like run it up against it to be like nope We've never seen this before now is that guy who created that color? Is he is it life changing? He's a trillioner now No, I don't accept no no no I'm gonna film it in blue because I'll bet you the the university here whatever owns it if he's doing it on school time So all right, so it's a university gonna, like he might be a local slab around campus for like a little while. He said they sold it to Crayola already, so.

Yeah, he might be a big, like big man on campus for a little while, but that'll feed. Have people be like. They'll always be chasing a different color. Oh, definitely. Yeah, he's gonna be heating all sorts of shit up. Yeah.

You have to wonder how often Crayola is, like they get a phone call. They have of shit up. Yeah, you have to wonder how often Creole is, like they get a phone call. I have a new color. Yeah, I found a new color. I'm sure you have. 25 years in between the last call. In your mom. She had a Creole collection, yeah.

Didn't event shit. She just complained about a kid using a Creole. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What if that color goes extinct? Don't use it. Creole is inviting children to help name the new color. Oh, man.

Mm-hmm. They're trying to get kids involved because do kids color anymore, really? Little kids? Yeah, little kids probably do, yeah. Yeah, like in school, maybe. Yeah. Man's that's crazy that blue I mean the color the name of that color should be every other blue because it's exactly what it looks like it's crazy because they must have a

grid just like that the one you have up where it has like all the different slight differences in blue and I'm so it's interesting to me that doesn't fit on there somewhere yeah there are a couple on this chart of blues that they have and I'm like I don't know looks just like that one. I know. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that one looks pretty fucking similar, right? Yeah, right. Exactly. Assuming that this is the right color, like you said. Yeah. Yeah, but I again, I was intrigued and I saw a new story. And it like for years, I've been talking about like I want to I want to see and want to I want to create a color that no one's ever seen before. Right. You mean a fucking smart Indian

son. I would know how to the first step and how to do that. He needed three elements I've never heard of before. Wasn't that Vonta black just recently created? That black is black of. Yeah. Again, at the end of the day, it's just black. Yeah. I want to create something like I said that your mind is like, just can't compute because you've never seen that color before, which is like, just can't compute, because you've never seen that color before, which is like you can't describe it. And in some words, something equal to yellow or equal to red,

but a completely different shade that just doesn't exist. Yes, that's my goal before I die. I haven't done nothing and moved toward it. Right? There's mother fucker stealing on my thunder. Yeah, that's funny. Chuck, you graduated college, right? I graduated college, yes. Yeah. Man, that's funny. Chuck, you graduated college, right? I graduated college, yes.

Okay. What's cool? I went to Rhode Island College for film. Rhode Island College? How long is that? I mean, it's supposed to be four years, but I took like seven years. Yeah. But you graduated.

I graduated, yeah. Yeah, because that professor won't sign that thing. That says you can take, you know, oh, no, I can't take it. I should have student. It's just too tough. Did you graduate college? No. This should be fun. 148 can't get out of college.

Yeah, yeah, kicked out of college for being a drunk. No. No. What did you get kicked out for then? I thought it was because you were drinking too much. No, it's bad grades. Too, too handsy with the girls. No, it's bad grades.

Why do you feel that with that 148, Why do you feel you couldn't get good grades? I'm not a very good and I know it sounds like good. You have not a very good test. I'm sorry. Did you take an improv classes? No. What classes did you take? Like what was your favorite class there? I had a good, well my one college I had a good English professor. I like to, Mr. Wasolik. I had so the introduce. I just sleep with him for a better grade. Yeah. That's what people do, right? That's easy.

I wrote a paper, he was a very big cigarette smoker, so I wrote an entire paper on how to choose and smoke a cigarette, and I got an A on that paper. Why do you think, is it just stress, anxiety, or do you just like to just put it up in the test? I just, yeah, like I joke. I choke it's yeah I look at the test on my I'm not good with like Chris with daughters like that's me I feel like I didn't you know I like I wasn't good at doing like homework and all the actual work that came with college but I was a really good test taker so like my SATs were really high all the standardized tests

I did really well and then in college my grades were like not great. I'm just so glad that like our aspirations were really low and we weren't taking that kind of shit or like We're not gonna college so fuck it like you don't have to get to fall a whole thing where You went to like one art class at a community college got mono and dropped out forever. That's right. I got mono and I had to drop a bunch of classes. That's what I think you're doing.

It was 19 and I was going around that year. Yeah. I think it's like one art class and if you look from my first drawings and my last drawing, it's like there's like no improvement whatsoever. It's the same. It's just a cigarette. No. We actually had a, I was at OCC. We had a naked models come in the new one. drawing it just like there's like no improvement whatsoever it's the same it's just a cigarette no

we actually had a was that oh cc we had a naked models come in the new really male so he was so hot uh oh wasn't good but a celly you know the Ruben Esk did you draw the male and the female form i i don't like that's a girl get them stop drunk oxal yeah one could go right there. Another right there. What do you mean you tried? How do you try? It's just, again, when I drew, it looked nothing like what was in front of me, so. It was like, it was a perfect rendition of the girl,

except with X's and a rise. You're out of here. So did you graduate? Did you go to college? I'm so in college now. You go to college. What's up? I'm still in college now. You're in college now? Yeah.

I'm looking right at you. What do you think I got two lazy eyes or something? I'm in college now. You're in college now. OK. Do you think you may graduate Magna Cum Laude? No. No.

My sister just graduated summa cum laude, which is apparently better than Magna. I don't know. Maybe that's what maybe that's what yeah, sumo come out. That's like the highest distinction, right? That's the best one. Yeah. She just did. Did you have a party for?

Not yet. We will. It's like two weeks from now. All right. Well, don't go on. Don't go to Publix to get your cake, all right? One more. Because as it turns out, Publix Walt has a system that catches naughty words and will censor them. What's Publix? It's a, it's not around here. It's a, like a grocery store. Like a shop right? Yeah, like a shop right. So this lady went in to get a cake for her son

who would graduate it. This had me that line. Yeah, with highest station. Oh, and the word come. And the word come, yeah, when they got the cake. Oh, my God. Yeah, with highest distinction. And the word come and the word come, yeah, when they got the cake, oh, my God, it said, summa and then a dash, then louder. Yeah. And so there's some sort of program that can't be as nasty. That catches words like that's funny.

Like come, yeah. And the lady wrote in the box, like special notes, they said, I guess she had gotten a cake there before. Yeah. And it said, they said certain words. So words so she's like hey this is what it means like the Latin translation all that and it didn't matter they still I guess she did it online she did it online and then she when it wouldn't come through she put it like in the in the another field which also censored it as

well that's crazy is this a real story or is this one of rice fakes no no this is a real story that's a real story or is this one of rice fakes? No, no, no, this is a real story. Yeah, exactly. That's crazy Well, it's just but it's just the product of technology. Yeah, exactly That's a product of fucking PC bullshit is what it's a product. I remember that why can't you write whatever you want on a cake? That's a good question, too. Why can't you write it? Well, because to a point where it's centering words that fucking because the people working on the cake don't want to have to write something horribly offensive though it's come horribly offensive well that may not be but they so we could come right somebody could come in and say something I want this written on it that's just like beyond the pale such as well not

gonna say well give me the first letter it could be one a a to z it could be anything any word can be you know know, any of the nasty words. I did have a Ben and Jerry's cake and it said happy birthday. You big fat cunt on it a long time ago. When they were happy to write it. Yeah, but I talked to them personally and it was like a nice girl. That was like joky and she thought it was funny. Yeah, it was not Ben or Jerry. Yeah. And she was nice about it. But yeah, if you put it into like some kind of automatic thing you might get like a woman who's 85 and doesn't want to write something like that Is that probably what happened? I mean, that's probably why they put that kind of check in place An old lady if you're not used to the word come by the time you're 85

Just fucking go dig yourself a grieve and jump in like why is that offensive? What if it was a wonder of semen as jump in. Why is that offensive? What if a wonder of semen is this semen? Like if it's a proper it's hard because it's still making a strike. I think I think that's just one of numerous words a far more incendiary that they don't want to get caught in writing that. Well that's not one or two. Do they want to avoid getting criticized for saying this Ben and Jerry's cake Says this on it and so someone else gets offended. Thank you. Well, I'm not sure if you remember but it kind of It's a business you have to conduct a business in 2018 not 1975 When when when it doesn't affect anyone else It doesn't affect any other customers. He just told you how it affects other customers

I brought at publics at publics and it says something It's up to him to be let if they're offended to be like get the fuck out of here Criticized publics. Why did you write that case? You should never have people I will never know Anything people are gonna criticize anything. So why fucking worry about it? Take steps to Firewall yourself, but let's pull it back to it was a case in New Jersey It was at a shop right where that guy tried to have his son's name put on the cake And his name was come now. I believe his name was him. Where him. I was

No, they would not write the child's name on the I believe his name was Himmler. Himmler? It was... Did they wouldn't do Himmler? No, they would not write the child's name on the... Even though it wasn't Himmler, it was Himmler. It was a minor minor. The Hiner Kimler, I mean, he wasn't the greatest guy ever. I'm surprised that the baker was up to date on his German... His world war tooth. I think it was like the guy, like the one guy the daughter's name was Aryan Nation.

Oh, this is that lunatic. Yeah They don't want anything to do with that guy Let's see let's see this crazy Nazi dude. Yeah fills out his online Form for public since like right actually puts in what he wants written. Yeah, you have to have Steps in place to to weed that shit out the kids in the kids legal name was Adolf Hitler Campbell And they refused to write Adolf Hitler on the cake. Okay, so it was it was Hitler Adolf Hitler something where it's purposely Offensive and weird. Well, I know understand the mistake with cum laude or whatever was right. Yeah, let's say let's say Okay, let's say it's purposely offensive and weird? Well, I understand the mistake would come louder

or whatever it was. Well, let's say, let's say, okay, let's say, it's happy birthday and word. Not absolutely not. What if you're a black guy? Well, what if you're a black guy? And you're like, I want to say happy birthday and word to my black friend.

What if you had to go to a, you've got to fucking decorate it yourself for once. Just go do it yourself there if you really want it Don't ask somebody else to do it. So they give you the Picking they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna make a graduation cake now because publics doesn't want to write Oh, I did accept it a word in the black Cake publics can give me a cake what you write on it is your responsibility after you do it though I don't know happy birthday and doesn't seem that seem that big of a deal to me if a black guy wants that cake.

I may not be to you, but it could be to a plenty of other people in publics that's not one to have to have to go on the record and explain why they did it. Or why, you know, they just would rather just not deal with it. Yeah, it's gonna be one of those things where they just are like nothing that could remotely be found offensive by anybody just... It could affect our bottom line at all or a second or so. So, it's not immediately exactly. I would love for one of our lovely Ebony African American listeners to take publics to the test. Army of Ray I'm looking in your direction.

For what? Tell publics for not? Yeah, for not doing it. For you like, he's like, He's again, it's a man of scenario and you're fucking head. I'm gonna write that. I'll be birthday. What you want it. I'm a blackout and I want that written on my cake.

Of a Nellik cake. That's what I want to written on. This is more of just more with scenarios that they spend the afternoon building up in your head that don't It's not a scenario. They're like, hey, we can't write calm. They might come louder. Yeah. Not calm loaded. No, we can't Like come louder. Yeah, not come louder

It's ridiculous though. It's absurd. It's people are your ass. What's that covering your ass? Sometimes you got to leave your ass uncovered man But don't expect anybody else to though just cuz you're really cuz you're the baker won't take a chance But don't expect everybody else to though just because you are really because you're the Baker wall and take a chance But you want to leave your ass wide open. Oh, yeah, well then but don't expect everybody else to do it to though But look you you just found your niche you open up a bakery all right anything Anything goes bakery. Yeah, that could be your whole gimmick and that'd be your commercials just a bunch of censored case That could be your whole gimmick and that'd be your commercial just a bunch of censored case with pixel related Yeah, you could post articles like that

I just I want to see this kind of I look forward to seeing this kind of shit backfire like on Starbucks Who's like hey anyone just come and live in Starbucks now and see how it affects their bottom line when there's some piss-smelling hobo sitting next to you. And like, or camped out in the bathroom, which they do. Like, it doesn't happen here because it's suburbia, but like, if you're in a city, there's a reason that there's fucking combinations on those doors. Yeah. Because a homeless, and look, I don't think a homeless person should be treated with like no dignity, but it's also like if you're trying to run a business and someone is there that has not taken a bath in weeks and pisses themselves and is obviously

mentally deranged. What makes you think they're doing that though? They're not doing it. They weren't doing it because they could have, they announced it. I just don't even know, but how do you know that the, how do you know that their face that there's a problems now? Are the like you just announced it the problems are coming? How do you know? Wait till the problem start I'll bet you five thousand dollars right now that those problems will start inside of a month It's not sooner problems though that there's too many homeless people that there's homeless people going in and it's going to be a problem.

The only thing they're like, you can't sleep here and you can't do drugs. Who's the problem for? The problem is for the customer. The customer is that are paying who don't want to smell urine. I had a fucking thing in nachos and you put your face into a candle like it was a fucking feedback full of chemicals and shit. That was so rotten meat. It wasn't fucking rotten meat. So you're telling me that like if you go to you go to red robin right and they have

the same policy where it's like hey you don't have to buy anything but if you want to sit here with shit in your pants and have everyone around you smell it that's on you man go for it. You can't ask about that but I don't think it's going to be so you think Starbucks is going to have to what address a new problem with this? Oh, yeah, I guarantee they reverse this. Guarantee it. What point might modify it? How long?

How long in? Insight. Oh, I would say inside. No, because they don't want to see face. I'll say inside of three months. Yeah, they'll change it. Inside of three months, they'll change it. Or modify it so that it's like,

because the thing with the black guys that they chased down, Philly or whatever, obviously totally wrong, like what kind of assholes are you guys? But to take it from there, to like, doesn't matter if you buy anything, you can just hang out and fucking do whatever. Like, would you want that here?

Would you think it would affect your customers? Who aren't even fucking eating? We have, we have people that come in and just spend hours at a time just reading and then they walk out. And it happens, it's part of opening up a brick and mortar store. You have to-

With public accommodation. No, you don't have to fucking serve anyone you don't want to. We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason. Yes, why? To 2018, I shouldn't go to fly though. You will not. You want to wear flies? Brice bakery. You smell like piss. I think your bakery will open and close if you four starbucks have to change their new and you know what? I'm not like that Christian douchebag who's like, I'm not making a cake for gay people. As gay you could suck your boyfriend's cock in my bakery.

Tell me what you want to fucking write. And I'll write it as you do. Your Horde Board of Health will not allow you to have a fully-show being performed inside your bakery. All right, well, I'll have a special room for you. So the bathroom is working. You told her, no, there's homeless guy in there.

He's been there for three days. Take it like hanging out You know in a 2018 world though the business has to adapt and and do things that are just That are gonna satisfy who ever that are gonna mollify who But have a couple fucking squeaky wheels online and the fucking homeless people who are like no way But way really we could just go in there and hang out and use the bathroom and not have to buy anything What make you think? And how did the homeless even hear about it though? The homeless will hear about when I lived in westwood there were homeless people that like hung around outside of Starbucks

And uh, they were even chased off from there like they had the one main homeless dude wolf my boy And he would he would like corral the more rowdy homeless people like get the fuck out of here Yeah, like that's what that's what I was in charge it the word. I mean we had one day I was up with the counter and this is these two teenage girls Stand there and the one was like she's like oh he's 30 immediately jumped into a bush and took her picture She's like oh your thirsty. She says go over Starbucks by law They have to give you a thick glass of water if you ask for it. I Love I don't know if that's a law. No, it's not

If that's a fucking law we are passing away too many laws But this is it's this is the kind of thing that like people talk amongst themselves about and it does spread you're entitled to a free glass of water Not I don't have any fucking Feelings towards Starbucks giving away free cups or whatever the fuck I don't care. But come on. Like how are you supposed to run a business, especially small business? If this is the kind of shit that Starbucks is doing, then what if it becomes a law? What if you get like five homeless people hanging out in here all day?

And you can't say anything. Sure. They want to sit here. They're just looking for a place to be. They're at poker table where you're trying to do something. Have you guys heard about Starbucks? They're like, yeah, it's crowded. Too many people. We're not waiting lists to live in the bathroom.

How about I give you guys a buck each to go hang out at Starbucks? It's 2018. A dollar. That's just starting it. You start giving a dollar. You're going to start a buck and they're going to start. They're going to have a buck. I'm going to have a buck. It's costing you $25 a day to be able to operate your business.

They watch CBM, they know you haggle. So. I think that's probably my go-to. I can't. I got fellas. I'll buy a mocha chata. What's it called? The mocha chata.

We love mocha chino. Frappuccino. And doncuccino. Skinny latte. Skinny latte. Frappuccino and... And on the chinno! Skinny, yes. Skinny latte, no foam. That's what the rotor and... Are you going to bring it before? Unfortunately guys, you know, you can't drink or eat in here in the stage.

Oh yes we can. Oh no you can't. Yeah no no no. No they changed the law. Kevin did Kevin did it. What sign does it mean shit to me? No you cannot eat in your drinking. Oh yes I can.

Call the cops then. Call the cops bitch. That's it. It's our world. No. I hope I hope a fucking army of homeless people converge on you and you Fuck back pedal. So I can be right. I want to ruin your life so I can be I'm gonna ruin my life. It's a walk of viral kicking the homeless guy out of the stash Like man, I just get amazing. He's making a the fucking sidewalk. Yeah, I think the more concessions you give for like nonsense, the deeper you're digging your hole is a

business. You can't, but you can't. You don't have to worry about it. It's not your business. You're not worried. I'm not worried. I'm really not worried. Like I said, I hardly go into Starbucks and like sit there. So it doesn't really affect me. You let them sink or swim on their own accord, you know, let the that see for sure. I don't have much choice. I gotta think that this is more like a PR thing that's not gonna be really active. Like where it's like they can say here's here's our new rules but people that are individual employees can kind of be trained to maybe kind of bother those people or say,

Drowstom, address the situation. Exactly. Yeah, exactly. When they were like, we were going to shut down all of our stores and all of our employees, you're going to have to tend this mandatory sensitivity training. We did that. I think that they were fine at that point, but then having to say, let me tell you something weird, you have sensitive training at Starbucks on one hand, you have the Nazis popping into the attic on the other. I'll take the attic every time.

Every fucking time. I would not want to fucking sit through that. Oh man. That would be worse than the fucking attic. Would you see the Tim Horton's lady? I did see that. Now what, man? What if they come in and want to use your bathroom?

It's an epidemic. Just throwing shit all over the place. I got monkey. Oh, defecating in public. I didn't think that was happening. Defecating in public, I didn't think I'd be able to. She was mad. She was mad about it.

Yeah. It was like she wanted to use a bathroom. And I like, no, you didn't pay. You're not paying customer whatever. She's on video. Oh, yeah. She was like, she was ready to go. It looks like she's done it before.

She, I like, I got the way she's done. Yes. She used the way she used the way she used the wall. She's like, this is a person that's done. That's the one in the chamber for sure. Yeah. OK, question. Someone does that in the store. Do you ever return to the store after or me?

No, because her does that in the store throws one in my or me. Do you come back in the store? Why would I not come back in the store? Because there's species. I would have to have you would have to, especially like a Tim Hortons. Now you have to have like a

Hasma team come in completely like disinfect that place yeah like that's that's big time somebody's shits in your store and throws it all over the place yeah but this is like like I don't know what's going on but people are like losing their shit because I don't understand how people like you know I had the guy in in Jersey publicly going to bathroom on the In public in the on the track. I got this lady Throwing it into morn she was pissed too Did you see the guy on the plane? He's literally he's on a seat P in the The tray table thing no the the the. The pocket you keep on the mattress.

And the lady's phone, I'm doing this, and she's like, I complained to the stewardess, and the stewardess refused to do anything about it. That's crazy. People who do that should immediately be imprisoned and put on death row. Yeah. Then you won't do it.

Then you won't do it. That's crazy, though. Yeah, like you're working at Tim Hortons in your life. Sorry, this is the policy. You can't use a bathroom. Let somebody's throwing shit on you for fucking minimum wage. I'm sure oh my god Did you worry about that? What about that story we had about we read to me about the guy who was in who's on trial And he went he excuse himself to use the bathroom when he came back from the bathroom

Oh my god, he's trying to get an insanity plate I was just like wow there's a logic to that I guess I mean if anything is going to work in that moment It didn't work didn't work it didn't work they saw right through it Yeah, what was his crime? He's accused cop killer. Oh, wow. Yeah Yeah, it takes a lot more. I was gonna say the last minute. Yeah. They are not going. Yeah. A legit cop killer smells feces on a face and feces on self-incorrent, halting the trial because they just think like we can't get hold of the trial anymore. He's got to clean the guy up. Is that a cost for a mistrile though? No, I don't think so. Like yeah, because if he does it again,

like what's to stop another mistrile. Yeah. Yeah. And then you probably put him in like the Uh, no, I don't think so. Like, yeah, because if he does it again, like what's to stop another mistrial. Yeah. And then you probably put him in like the Hannibal Lecture thing. Yeah, they get it. Yeah, they get to clean him up somehow, something. You're, but continuing on our... Chuck has a one true three.

Oh, you do? Yeah. All right, fuck this then. We have a one true three. But someone I have fucking no knowledge of. Even though you're last name until 45 minutes ago. Man, I, I didn't I didn't know we're gonna do the oh, man Tell me this that you had one in the barrel. I mean I had I have a I had a story I had a story in the barrel that was that story, but not a one true three necessarily

But I mean I can try to turn it into a little improv. I don't do any improv. Has it roughed off on you? Oh, man. Well, okay. Damn. We should do it. We improv at the store. Me and Michael. Yeah, I think it went in slow. Please tell me before you do it so I can come over on right here. Here's the scenario. You haven't stalked any of the shit I asked you to stalk. I come in and I want to know why you haven't stalked it. Go. I want to see a scenario I didn't see before truck after. Is that exactly what was happening?

And it won't walk out and then get him's pleading his case to me. He's like, yeah, what's his case? I want to walk out in a half and then get him's plead in his case to me. He's like Yeah, I want to know what his case is kind of strong. He didn't have shit on his face What were your what were you said you had 50 for you Bay Well, no, no, no, no. On Sunday, I sent him a text with three instructions. Right.

Stock the shirts, the posters, and get the eBay items that sold on Saturday ready for to ship out on Monday. That's it. OK. He's got five hours to do it. And we did. We did a fair amount of business that day. Were you ringing up?

What? Yes. That's how it's kept going in. Jeff was. And we did we did a fair amount of business that day. Were you ringing up? What yes? That's how it's Jeff doing it. Jeff was What did you should have given him that if you're gonna ring up then you should have been like what we need to get this done to them Sunday Jeff was on the phone with public strung to get him to write On let him ring up then you knew I Was ringing up while I was doing other stuff. I mean I like I said I had to put up signs I had a price nobody asked you to put those signs up. Yes, they doing other stuff. I mean I like I said I had to put up signs. I had a price Nobody asked you to put those signs. Yes, that Carol did. I don't care. I I asked you to do that for you

Did you see your signs I fucking ripped them down That's what I thought of your signs on Monday, Carol liked them well, too. I don't care I didn't like him. You want to ask with them like it was a Tim Horton's So I always had to that one of the signs? Which one? Where's the other one at? It's right over there. Can you get to that sign yet? Yeah.

It's not a great sign in there. It's pretty crappy. It's just get some color on it. Get some color. And we have a black and white laser and Laminate it too. We don't have a lemonade. What's the strength of his argument? Oh, they're like well He had a good or while he said that in the five hours. He listed 54 eBay Relisted and checked make sure we still have all that all that is is just Released that's just no you have to go you have to go through 54 make sure that you actually have a box a short box of comics

You have to go through 54 make sure you have them all there's more than 54 in that box. So he used my ignorance of eBay to When me to a side because I didn't know you just had to press a button. It's just pressing about it It's not like you take photos or do any more make sure you have it any quick Add this to the list add this to listen you go all the way down and then yeah, you can ask list at 50 at once, right? And I make sure that they're telling you a finer point What else did you you said you did stock a whole bunch of stuff? Shocked it'll stock a whole bunch of shirts movies pins

Like I said, I priced about a over a hundred stickers that like like the two things you missed or the two things that people wanted. Yeah, that's true. People did want them earlier today. What was the other thing you told me though? There was something else. There's also, I saw security cam footage of Sunday Jeff that you may be interested in. I was actually sitting there before. But I was one of the week before.

Yeah. Just to see the Sunday Jeff cool and that relax them. Catching a few Z's while he's on the job. Just expecting his eyelights for leaks. Do you, uh, now you don't give Sunday Jeff any shit, right? Well, I figure one of them is ringing up, let the other one, uh, let the other one stock the stuff we need. And you are the little man on the tone, Paul, the boy Friday.

So you should be, yeah, I'm Hayboy. All right. Why didn't you, why didn't you just stock the couple we need and you are the lowman on the toe and pull the boy Friday so you should be yeah I'm Hayboy alright why didn't you why didn't you just stock the couple extra shirts I just like stay afterwards a little bit no you need to get five hours to do it again you think we do nothing here I know what you're doing because he tells me Jeff look at this video Jeff look at this video Jeff look at this video because he tells me don't shake your head he told me you know that motherfucker showed me one more video Maybe that's why he was pretending he was sleeping if you want to watch anymore videos What kind of video show them like porn stuff? I have no no, he just like he can't tell the story would actually

That's what he's playing about he's like he just can't tell me really the story He has to then show me at his computer something about it. Now you don't know Sunday, Jeff, anything. You can show pictures like that of him sleeping on shit. Now that you know he's going back and running you. I don't think I showed him anything on Sunday, but whatever. All right, Chuck, did I give you ample time to... Well, uh...

So basically, I'm super hesitant about telling the story. And I think that putting it in a 1, 2, 3 is going to be... make me more hesitant than actually about telling the story and I think that putting it in a 1-2-3 is gonna be make me more hesitant Then actually just telling the story. I think it's a better to just tell the story ripped a band-aid So no so no 1-2-3 you can't think of well this is gonna be the true thing So then you can think of two lies. Well, it's more like you know 1-2-3 is set up so you kind of say like a simple fact up front like a crazy thing and then everyone gets to interrogate you Right, I don't I don't want to display this story in that way. See, I thought I was, honestly, I was like,

I'll go in, I'm like, I'll tell this story at the end of the episode because it ties in so much to the recent episode you guys did with Frank V. And I was like, And if they judge me too harshly, I can leave right away. Well, I was more like, oh, I'll talk the whole time, and I'll have a personality so that, to the listeners, I won't just be this person that did this thing. And I ended up not talking that much on the episode. But so I don't want to just throw this. Well, just so you know,

I'm going to cut out everything with you and show that story. Put it first. Yeah. So, you know, this is honestly a most worried about Walt judging me for this story. Get out. Really? At least You know this is honestly a most worried about Walt judging me for this story. Oh really at this table All right, so well real real quick. I just to set this up So you know we started you know I started working for you guys like two years ago film the Grammar she thing Geno is actually one of the cameraman at the Grammar see Shoot if we were in Canada you would be imprisoned right now and sent a re-education camp for not saying camera person Justin Trudeau would fucking personally show for you. Yeah, yeah, right. So, so I've been doing film stuff for a long time. But when I was younger,

we did different types of like film for my band where we would honestly what happened was we got a big show one time and we needed to sell a lot of tickets for the show and we were like, how can we sell a lot of tickets? You're like, let's make a short video and I'm just gonna become like an archaic story. We're here peeing on some little girl. No, no. And we, this is honestly, I know it sounds crazy, but it's before like YouTube got popular.

This is like 2004. So we made this video and we sold a lot of tickets. And so every time we had a big show, we'd start making these videos. And they were more based in like the personality, the band and stuff that we would do. And we did pranks and stuff like that. So one of the pranks we did, just for example, is for Halloween, we went into my lead guitarist room,

and we filled it with 300 pumpkins and stuff like that. It was just simple prank stuff back in the day. We kept building it and building it, and people really liked the videos, and people were really responding to them. It really helped the band. And after a while, there was some pressure for us to do something, like have a screening or something for some live footage. So we started filming bigger pranks

to put into a movie, like a 90 minute full movie about the band that was kind of like a documentary. And the movie, we filmed a lot of stuff for the movie. Movie premiere went really well. But one of the things I filmed for the movie, that this is the thing that I was like, oh man, I really don't know if I want to tell this story, but it ties in so much till last week.

So last week. There's gonna hell of a truth like if you were to just detail all this upfront. Well, that's the thing. So last week, where was it that this shitting on the track thing happened? It was like somewhere in New Jersey. It was in middle town. It was in a home dial, Okay. So, so it was close by. You guys were talking

about it. And it's so funny because I listened to like the first like third of the episode. And I was like, Oh, man, I have a story that ties into this. And I texted, while I texted Walt about it. And then, uh, I started listening to the end of it. And you're like, man, like, this guy's a psychopath. They're like, they're like, once worse, this guy or the teacher that has sex with his students, like, which one should go to jail? And I was like, I're like, man, this guy is a psychopath. You're like, what's worse, this guy or the teacher that has sex with his students, like, which one should go to jail? And I was like, I'm like, I don't know if I should tell the story, but. Suddenly you were a wishing you were a teacher

who had sex with the student. I guess so. But what happened was we did this thing that was specifically to film for this movie, where we did a day where we had basically a scavenger hunt between the band and all like the friends of the band. We split up into two teams and it was task-based so we had to do different things. Some of them were you know like little stunts like that and it was it was like a little bit crazy,

a little bit chaotic like one of the things that to do was you had to kidnap someone else from the other team and hog tie them and leave them on the corner of these two main streets and like someone tried to do that someone from the other team the person brought pepper spray and their pepper spray each other this is all like filmed and it was very very chaotic and uh... it was all in the spirit of filming all fun were young you know we're like nineteen twenty i think it was nineteen when we film this um... you all do things were young that were not that we wouldn't still do. We grow away from that. We do different things.

And what happened was one of the things was one of these scavenger hunt items was there's a high school called Fatima High School where I live, around where I live, and there was a task called Enema Fatima. And you had to go to Fatima High School, which was on a main road during the day, and you had to take an enema. And honestly, like, so all you did, that was as far as it was planned, was you just had to take it.

The thought bubble above Walt's head is, I hope he's applying to be a security card. So what happened was, you know, we didn't really like plan past that, it was just enema Fatima, honestly, because of the rhyme of it. And we had it on this list. We didn't know what the repercussions were gonna be. Honestly, you know, I don't really know. So you just had to be on the grounds or you had to like put it on the statue or something.

I think you, well, you had to actually take the enema in front of the school, in front of the main road. Because it was the main road, you know, during the day. Who came up with this one? Honestly it was so long ago that I'm not sure there was three of us coming up with tasks but this is one of the tasks we came up with. It was like something that like... It was like it's just like some sort of like... Like Jackass.

Yeah. It's more like I think that this is more like some sort of fantasy. So like fantasy stuff. Fatty, just type stuff. Like somebody wanted to take an enemy and pop like, and they're like, what a prank. It was more like you're trying to get people to do things they don't want to do.

You know what I mean? So we're writing the list for mostly other people. You know, if there's 10 other people on the teams, essentially, you're writing stuff that other people are going to be faced with, that they can choose whether or not they do it. So you're doing the that other people are going to be faced with, you know, that they can choose whether or not they do it. So you're doing the scavenger hunt and two people decided to do Enema Fatima for whatever

amount of points it was for this filming. One of them was our old bassist and're trying to get things to do people do things They don't want to do right so so why are you Tearing you do you know what happens it become a fun full disclosure I came up More like there's 45 things on this list. Let's say and it's like I do the 44 other. I don't want to do this 144 45 for somebody else what yeah, well what I mean like one of them was like get a like a Darkboard dart like in your back and in a bar. Okay, so you really I would rather do that

I don't know that one's too much for me, but So wait, so you're out in public and someone's filming you doing this was during the day or it might during the day I had to do it during the day because they had to be so that the street was there and so I Said I would do this one and like I said it wasn't super planned out as to like what you're gonna do right afterwards So the end of us but I don't even know anything about animals before this I mean, I know what they are I've never seen one in person I don't know much about it. I know is that it's I don't even much about it. I know it's, I don't even know what it does though. Basically, if you're constipated and it helps like,

like oil, like mineral oil base, so it helps like. Take it to your mouth? No. If you took it to your mouth, it would not be a big deal to do it in public. Yeah, yeah. What I thought, well, how did you take it? You drink the x-wicker?

That's a locksmith. It's a lixer. Yeah, that's a lixer. And then you immediately have to go. See, that was kind of not the part that we didn't plan. Like, the idea wasn't that that was going to happen. That's going locksmith. That's a locksmith. Yeah, that's a locksmith. And then you immediately have to go like I thought. See, that was kind of not the part that we didn't plan. Like the idea wasn't that that was going to happen, that that's going to happen. You were have to take the animal, which is inserted anally. And it's like, it's like a water.

You're with yourself? Yeah, yeah. Basically, it's like, I'm asking Chuck here. If you say to be more than willing to supply the answers to this. If for anyone listening, if you want to take an animal while you're waiting for your cake at my bakery. So, you know, let's say it's eight ounces of water or saline solution or whatever it is. I'm not really sure, like I said,

I never had seen one before. I just knew that you can't, like a pharmacy or something like that. And they were for constipation basically. And so I was like, all right, you're gonna take one. Is it a tablet? It's a, it's eight ounces of water. It's like a little, it's like a water bottle bottle, but it has a little tiny top to it. Oh boy.

This is how straight he is. So this is something you have to actually like inside the cavity. Oh boy. Oh boy. It's for people who are constipated. Essentially, I think it's for the prankster. For the prankster. Yeah.

Yeah. This is probably like, it looked like something like that. It's exactly like that. That's exactly what it was. And I had never seen one before. I just knew what it was. You know, I didn't, I knew what the concept was. Right, right. And so I said I would do it. Two of us said we would do it. Me and my bassist.

My bassist did it and he took it and he got to drive to my friend's house and he was fine. And that was it. And like I said, we didn't really plan out what was gonna be Oh, like if he like if he squeezed it out and each and each trick someone looks a lot like a douche Yeah, it doesn't look like that. Yeah, you just put like Like a liquid liquid cool. Come on Essentially, it is water. Essentially. That's all it is is water It doesn't really no, it's not a medicine all it all it does is water. It doesn't really... It's not a medicine. No, it's not a medicine.

All it does is fill you with liquid so that, like, let's say, you are constipated, it mixes with liquid and it lets you, like, you know, shit if you have to. And so, it is just water. It's not anything. There's no medicine aspect to it. It's not like it affects you or anything. And then we did it, then we went home. So...

Well, so our bases did do that. You did just do it and go home and he was fine. And so I did it. And I was like, it's not really a big deal. You know, whatever it was fine. And as soon as it happened, I knew there was no way I was getting home. And we, I will say we did this during the summer, and

that's how to school. So like the school was closed. There's not anybody at the school. It's just like empty grounds. Probably fucking damage control at this point. Yeah. Well, and so I knew I wouldn't have any time to get home. So I just, I just had to shit in the parking lot in the parking lot. Yeah, in the parking lot, which was next to it. Which was next to a track.

Yeah, there was cameras, yes. So it was next to a track. So the footage of this exists? That's what I was saying. So we'll hold on a cloud. So there's more to this story. So we... Sure, there is your honor, sure.

So, you know, yeah, it was filmed. It was next to a track. It was not a track. And it wasn't, you know, I had nothing to do with the school besides the fact that his name was, and it was a Fatima. So fine, go back home, you know, we're five minutes from home. That's fine. We go home.

And I hear through the grapevine that the school, like, found out about, about like the shit on the parking lot and they accused. Well, how would they not find out about it? Right. Yeah, they're like, is that shit? I think because the school was closed, there wasn't going to be anyone there, but so so so that quickly. Yeah, it was discovered.

It was it was quick. It was discovered and they blamed their soccer team and they canceled the soccer season coming up in response because they thought it was a prank from the soccer team. Why do I feel like an active cowardice is about to follow? So what happened was we were still in the process of editing the movie, so the footage wasn't anywhere. It was all like in what you'd essentially call it like daily, which is like just all the footage wasn't anywhere. It was all like in what you'd essentially call it, like, dailies, which is like just all the footage together.

And it was online in terms of just like on a server for me and the people who were going through it to go through and edit and direct whatever. And one of the guys in my band had part of the clip like posted on like some sort of online thing back then. It wasn't Facebook because it was 2004, but it was somewhere. Franchster. Yeah, exactly sort of online thing back then. It wasn't Facebook because it was 2004, but it was somewhere. Franchster.

Yeah, exactly, exactly. Something like that. And someone saw it and poop.com. They gave it to, well, I was, I was, I got a registered domain. They gave it to the school, Fatima. And so they saw that it was me.

How many, how long did they find the school find out before? How many games of the soccer team missed? I don't think they missed any games because this happened in August and so what happened was the school the like Fatima contacted the police and I was I was at my house my parents house at the time because I was 19 it was a long time ago and two two of my friends came in and they're like, hey, there's a policeman outside and he wants to talk to you. So I went outside and the policeman said, hey, he's like, listen, I have to arrest you.

And I never met him before. But he was like, kind of like, he was like rolling his eyes a little bit. And I'm like, for what? He goes, what do you think? And I was like, I have no idea. This is like three months later. And I was like, I have no idea.

And he's like, the anima. And I was like, oh my no idea, this is like three months later. And I was like, I have no idea. And he's like the anima. And I was like, oh my God, am I like, are you serious? He's like, I know, like he thought it was, and so I said, okay, listen, we're gonna waste in this time. I was, yeah, exactly. I was like, we're gonna go in my house. I'm like, I can sign on me shoes on. I was like, I was like, my mom is gonna flip.

So we gonna do this quick. And he's like, okay. So me and the cop like tiptoed, like down to my room and I put up my shoes on and I'm going to leave and he's like, I have to handcuff you to bring you back outside to the car. I'm like, okay, and so he handcuffed me and my mom comes around the corner

and she sees it, starts losing her shit, obviously. But I'm like, I'll be right back, it's fine. It's fine. So wait a second. You're sneaking out of your bedroom while handcuffed. Where's the police been through? Where the're sneaking out of your bedroom while handcuffed And she doesn't know anyone's in the house But she think like oh, he's in trouble or like oh, he's in trouble She's a weird fetish. It's probably more like what is he getting arrested for you know, you don't know

and So he walks you back to the car and I get in the cop car and he's like He's like man. He's like I'm like what happened and he's like, man, he's like, I'm like, what happened? And he's like, the priest thinks it's like a hate crime because it was our lady of Fatima. So it's like a Catholic high school. He's like, the priest thinks that this was like an act of against Catholics against Catholics. And I'm like, that's crazy. And he's like, he's like, I know it's crazy. He's like, we talked to the priest a lot, we tried

to get him not to press charges. But he's convinced that this was a religious thing. And which which is going what? Didn't you go to that school then they know who you were? No I didn't go to the school it's just near my house. It was a school nearby. I went to the public school in the town and this was a private school that was close by and you know he was like the police I mean the police was like you know we all watched it and we laughed our asses off. And I'm like, thank you very much. He's like, why did you do it at Fatima? I'm like, because it's sort of rhymes with Enema, I guess.

And you brought me in and I got arrested for it. And I had to wait, like, well, I got, I had to get put, like, you know, I'd fingerprinted, putting a, like a room. They're like, oh, the justice of the piece has to come let you out. Then five minutes later, they walked in, they're like, nah, the justice of the piece has to come let you out. Then five minutes later, walked in, they're like, nah, just go. I said, okay, you have to go to court on this day.

You're white, go out. I went to court. The judge was like, this is just like, like, you know, kids being kids, I guess. She's like, you have to do 25 hours of community service and it'll be expunge from your record. And so I went and I helped rebuild the library in my town, which is you know fun But and it was good. I felt like I was continuing to study

It's not you're not on any kind of yeah, so there's so it's been it's it's expunge for my record But I wanted to say this thing about it wasn't like in your and the story about the guy that did it the superintendent Like he did it repeatedly at a rival school out of Yeah, or something obvious. Yeah, and that's a prank Yeah, yeah as a something and the priest that's what he thought he thought it was even even worse than a rival school thing He thought this was like an anti-catholic attack of some kind But what was he basing it on? That's what I don't understand that it just happened in the parking lot It's I think I think it's almost like he just couldn't understand it besides that, that's what it could mean.

Do you know what I mean? But how do you like- Is it not a iteration? Yeah. Yeah. Right. I just don't understand how you can seriously tell someone like this is on the same level as say

when they beat Matthew Schupper today. Yeah, I know. It's fucking retarded. I think that he just couldn't understand. It's also retarded to take it in I'm in front of it. I was gonna say yeah, of course it was it was a dumb thing to do in the first place, but yeah I didn't have to like explain to the judge as your cap like in the shoe We don't have anything against the I mean I have been yeah, I was confirmed you know

You know he was just a guess yeah, it's got so it's kind of come back I was confirmed I mean I could say the cross you were sure I mean I think I think it was clear from the police and you know You know everything that was surrounding it that it wasn't an anti-religious thing and that there was no evidence of that kind of Thought process at all even if even the whatever footage they had because they eventually said they had footage of their own from security cameras It just seems like the idea. Oh my God. I'm sorry, you should. No.

Anyway, I was gonna tell that story just because of what happened last week, but then when I heard you guys talking about, you're like, what kind of psychopath would possibly, and you're like, you said to Frank Fives' wife, would you leave him if you, would you said, would you rather have him have sex in the underage student or be caught doing this and I was like shit It was after I already told you just fuck to 15 year old

You know it was it was it was when I was 19 and it was in the movie And we went on to win a film festival for best comedy. So yeah, maybe it was all worth it I don't know you got a suffer for your art? I will say it was, you know, I was fun to become friends with the librarian and help build the shelves of the town library. That was good, I enjoyed that. I almost wanted to continue. So when you retell the story,

you mention the helping rebuild the library, but you don't look like it wasn't all altruistic. Exactly, but I feel bad, I feel bad because like, we've had a really good relationship. I know it Walt, I know you're like No, I know like you're fairly conservative about certain things and I was like I don't want this this thing that happened 14 years ago to make Walt think that I'm a dick or something like that You didn't have to tell it

I didn't know you guys are gonna have such a harsh reaction to it. I was like, why the fuck did I text it before? Listen to the rest of that episode. What do you think it was or is like, when we were younger and we were hanging out with Kav, and like, never once, right? Did it occur? Oh yeah, but it's kind of like, hey, let's have a scavenger hunt and be like, I'm not even knowing what, not to say anything else, but I was like, hey, let's have a scavenger hunt and be like, the first time I haven't really, not even know what, not to say anything else when I was like, it's what this pussy was, the scavenger hunt. What's that?

That'd be like a then, all right, hold on. I didn't tell you to everything else about the scavenger. You want to earn Baffo points? And then you wait a second. It's a scavenger hunt. And then I'm going to film you. I really didn't think that that. Taking a dump.

I thought it was like slower. I didn't think that that taking a dog Slower It sounds like it sounds like a promise like one of those very special episodes Yeah, I definitely would be yeah, there's well that one when you're 19 what year would it be? 2004 2005 is a big difference between 2004 and 1989 Yeah, yeah, you didn't you guys call the police on somebody as a joke or something like that like some sort of prank call We were called the police. Oh, no, so what you did a prank call and someone called the police and you call that as the police Prank call to up to a basement car store

Probably lots of places that were nearby your house But like you picked the church actually the the policeman's like you know the street. Let's fat him a drive and I'm like That's how you tell me yeah, right now, but yeah, but also that was like that was right around the time the jackass was real popular So you're influenced by like we didn't have a jackass for our generation right not only that evil can evil It didn't tell you was on the atmosphere. That's what the mosque was Evil, can evil. So when they didn't tell you it was on Fatmushri, that's what the mosque was. Yeah, right. Yeah, so I read it to a mosque.

Today it would be a big trouble. I know. See, not only was the Jackass thing like popular, but like also those videos really... And the most rough, the really too. The videos we were doing just became a bigger part. You know, they were almost getting more traction than the music we were doing, even. And people were just responding to them in such a big way that we were gonna make this movie. It's like, we're gonna make something bigger

than what these videos are. I know that sounds weird, but we just had to do bigger stuff. I didn't expect it to end up the way it was. I really didn't. Well, I was bigger than an animal. I was too an animal. I didn't expect it to be...

I didn't expect it to be... I didn't expect it to be... But why do you put a one person, does it? You would think that being an object. It's enough. Yeah, you got it in a film. He was literally took one for the team Team so it's almost like we had to match the team, you know, they mean so he was you know

But yeah, we didn't expect the ship part for John it that we didn't think that was gonna happen that part wasn't really part of it was that the highest Number of points. There wasn't anything after that right that had to be the most point They were in they were in like different Category so I think that that was five points. And there was other stuff that was five points too. But they weren't nearly, none of them were a little scatological in nature.

Now get them, you know what I mean? You've done some, I've actually to do some things in the take ones for the team, for the Tom Steve Dave team, get married, get in a green body stocking. If I was like, Most people would have run, were taken in an animal that much.

Yeah, if I came here, and I was like, this is a great idea. I just came here. Yeah. Okay. Oh, that's gonna be so funny. This is what I shoot,

and I'm gonna fuck up in the corner. Yeah. Well, what we're gonna do is, all right, you're gonna take this, this is an animal. Yeah, yeah. And you're gonna do is. All right, you're gonna take this, this is an animal. Yeah, yeah. And you're gonna take it. And I'm gonna film it for Tom Steve Dave.

Oh, man. So I'm just gonna hold it, right? No, no. You're gonna insert it and do everything that, all the clinical, medical things that people do when they, real one, and never gonna see what happens. Yeah. And that's what I'm here.

You're filming up here. I'm not a church. No, we're just going to end up behind the surf taco. Yeah. I'm gonna make a smoke better. How much convincing did what I have to do to convince you to do it? It'll be episode 400, kidamums, edamums. Yeah.

Something that arrives in edamums. Yeah, yeah. Get them up. Get them up. No. No, nothing I could say. It's exit animom. Something arrives to the animom. Yeah, yeah. Get him up. Get him up. No. No, nothing I could say. It's exit only down there. Nothing I could say.

What if it was to top of this story, to prove you could top it? Yeah, do you know this guy? No. Stay here, stay here. I really don't need the animat to do that. 14 years ago we did this thing when he was 19 years old. But episode 400, I'm like, this is it. We got to top the wedding. This is how to do that. 14 years ago we did this thing when he was 19 years old. But episode 400, I'm like this is it, we gotta top the wedding, this is how we do it. You

get an anima and I film it and then I'm like and I show the guys at the table and we talk about it. What do you think? No. I'm gonna like I'll give you money. Yeah, yeah. Come on. Some of my money. Okay, here's your security guard. You're not the one I could do. Why? You know my house, you think I'm... Why is it that? Why is it? What is it?

Is it your two modest or you don't want to... What is it the... You're too much pride. What is it? I have something against anything going... Oh, so it's just that. It's just the... But like, let's...

Like, my dad was like, oh, you're gonna streak for episode 400. Okay, I'll streak. Oh, okay. Alright, I just want to know what a lot of us... You've been taking it all. Alright, so how many more episodes? You've been taking it all. What do we have to, like, 380?

I think it's like 370. This is like, like, 75. So, like, 25 episodes. I'm only gonna go all the full man. Where is he streaking? Is it, like, a... Like, a little league game? Am I in my recreating what Brian was accused of? So I'm going to be. What's your price for streaking for episode 400? If you're pretty high cuz I'd be chance to getting arrested which would no well well clear with the police

We'll get we'll get Troy down here Street it's a pretty stash Troy shoot some in the back Yeah, where could he you could do it you know where you do it later on at night down by what's that bar at the end of the day? I'm going to your daylight. Oh daylight. So he's not running by. Yeah, exactly. A popular bar. Whatever where there's a bunch of people milling about outside at night. And then he just fucking help asking you to jump out of a car go on the corner jump into the car. Yeah, I can Gonna violate some kind of I would do it if if I was allowed to wear like the what is it like stop the sock?

Body yeah, yeah, just like Yeah, oh sock. Oh yeah. Oh just like the red ones. Yeah. Oh you that's not really stupid. That's the part that's the pee serving wants to see. Yeah. Do they? Yeah. Oh my goodness. It's not. No, that's seen it. It run away. If I'm telling you if you go if you put a sock on it's like that's a cop out. Yeah. But I would do that for broad daylight. I'll bring one of the ages that's too small for you.

That's a cop out. Yeah, but I would do that for broad daylight. I'll bring one of the ages. That's too small for Yeah, it's kind of a cop out you got to let it Pure 70s, you know, I guess that might my big thing is getting arrested you can wear a headband like see you don't sweat Doesn't get nervous. Oh, yeah, I don't think you get it right in cowboy boots Maybe like an LED light so might they can't see my face crew correct yeah yeah you could blind them or you just pod cat like episode 400 yeah it says me you Brian Q and you just can do like an hour's episode but you're completely naked the whole time yeah pretty much done it so yeah oh my god We set up the cam. Yeah. Yeah. It's just the help. We got Blue Juice to come out together.

A Blue Juice film. The contest is who can you can stare at the Lord and not break eye contact. See how fast Tom Mump puts that on his eye. Oh, all right. So is that it then? Were you were you aware of the story? Yeah. You heard the story. Did you judge him? Ah! Alright, so is that it then? Were you, were you wearing this story? Yeah, you heard this story. Did you judge him?

Oh, well, I was like one of the first stories to show me. Oh really? Well, she watched the movie right away when we first started dating. Oh, that's what you showed her? I think, yeah, I think, yeah, I did show you. All the things that show her. That's... Third date, I was watching the movie. Third date, and you saw the movie?

Yeah. And the fourth date came, yeah. It was surprising. I'm sorry date and you saw the movie yeah I'm a four-state came Surprisingly that would be like I would hide that shit with like a like I would kill To keep that a secret I'm gonna show that video When you turn your head I would fucking smash you That's I was so hesitant to bring it up. I was like oh god. I have a good relationship with wall Like I talked I wall we talk all the time Yeah, constantly. Yeah, you know, especially with the past nine won't be talking

the past nine months. Today we won't be talking about much in the future. I did. Well, yeah. You know what talk to get on? Is this going to super seed all the work that we've done over the past two years? Oh, God. But I was. Yeah, he's done some amazing work. I mean, if you're having checked out elephants in a room, it's, it's, it's chucks. Swanson. And finished after this. It's definitely where he, you know, he brought that project to amazing heights with his editing and his ideas that he also, like, you know, post-filming, he still was able to put his mark on it by adding and suggesting things and I was like, oh, that's awesome.

Yes, I love that. Do that. How many texts did you get? Like not enough animals. Have you ever, I mean, I keep it you guys didn't do an animal. That will fit an animal. That's natural. If I had known you got your doing this, I could have came down and could have given you

the host animals. You do that. But yeah, it's at tellmsteve.dev.com, the digital, um, the digital file of elephants in the room, um, in the blue ray, the blue ray, if it, uh, I don't know if it's, uh, hope it may, it may not be in stock in when this episode drops. Yeah, it would be surprising. It came with seven signatures and a barren von Flanagan patch Yeah, so that may that was a those fine ones may not be available when this drops

But if it is if they are and you better jump on it. Yeah Incidentally, can you start giving me at least one patch that people send in? I don't have any fucking patches and people like oh, yeah, I sent this to Walter I'm like do you have those patches? Which one? Black and white one? The Baron going flying again? Nope.

You had them, oh just dropped the drop ship right to the, I mean, it's more important to get them into the Ants hands. Not to me. Oh, yeah, it's not. Like that, like, what do you guys think? I need to fill it. Oh, you gotta invest. Yeah.

I'm out there making appearances in public. It tilted, kills everywhere. Yeah. Now, give your, and then this is your first chance to talk about elephants in the room. You appearances in public, it tilted, kills everywhere. Yeah. Now, give your, that is your first chance to talk about elephants in the room. You were in very, in integral? Integral integral. Integral integral.

Fuck. I'm learning another language for getting English at the same rate. What are your thoughts now after this many months later? And as you know the 50% you know Intrater co-creator in wall flan and so on productions I have to say I think of it every day because the elephant is still in my backyard and

The elephant is still my mirror So you took the the elephant barrel home that you stuck your head in? Yes, that's awesome. That's in the backyard? Yeah. Well, the felt on it? Yeah. It's been wet, must be wet.

It's very wet, it's actually, if it's never been better. It's been slowly peeling off. Yeah. But how do you keep it? Just the memory. Yeah, this made, this didn't throw anything away. You think he's gone throw away, something he spent hours on? It's pretty big though. Yeah, this made this throw anything away. You think he's gone throw away as something he's spent hours on building. It's pretty big though. Yeah, it was huge. It was it was really well done. What about what's in the future? What do you want to see Walt Flan and Son?

Walt Flan and Son. Productions. What do you want to see? What do you want us to tackle next, the production company? Well, definitely definitely. I feel another game show. One that's worthy. Possibly. Who's on the moon? Is it T-Rex? Do you want it to be challenge-based or trivia-based? Or it could be a mixture of both.

I think you can have different rounds. You know, elephants had a bunch of different rounds. All right. We don't, we can't go back to elephants. Oh, no, no, no. Let's say you're on it. There's other things to stick your head into But you don't want to do maybe like features or anything maybe wait

I mean you was only with like Stereo type as we can only do game shows. Oh, you think a feature-length movie is in order. Yeah Wolfland and son productions can I think we could we can go into Maybe documentaries at first. Like, will you wear in the same outfits? Because the crocodile hunt would be... I don't know, I mean, we'll think about it though, but like we've got...

We're open to suggestions. Like a buddy cop movie. Oh, yeah. Why didn't you show them get him? I told you to. Sorry, I'm not you do I know I know Tango and rash People are gonna be clamoring for more of a screen Baron scream after they see it

I tell you what and the people I've shown the project to yeah, it's a little scary because I'm like oh fuck This way to you Inevitably here you go The first thing they say is they talk about the baron clip Yes, and then they don't mention anything about the elephant that is not a good side I will say I've shown that video to Sunday Jeff and it's the one thing he apparently didn't complain about Showing him see what was he complaining about? All the videos. See, it's one thing that's really funny is we, you know, I came down on October and we

filmed all that screenbear and screen stuff in like one day and- Not even a day, it was like eight hours or something like that. No, it wasn't even, it was like, it was one mini after news. Yeah, it was guy here late in the afternoon, we were done by seven. Yeah, it was pretty short and we filmed it, we were done by seven. Yeah, it was pretty short. And we filmed it all. And as I started putting it together with the clips and everything, I said to you, right then,

people are gonna be like, chomping at the bit, or champing at the bit, is actually a chomping. Yeah. And they're gonna be like on you to make this into a full length thing. Cause we made it as like basically almost like

Just a trailer just a just a fake trailer, but I was like people are gonna react to this Yeah, like I said the people I've shown it to you are just a the very first thing they say is that barring thing is amazing And then yeah, I'm like, okay, what about the elephants the 90 minutes? 90 minute project and you're just mentioned a four minutes. I think the other 86 minutes. I think elephant is awesome. I really think that people that watch it are going to say it's the best representation of the podcast brought to a visual medium. I really think so because the banter and the arguing and the stuff that went wrong and

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episode. He's going right to the end because the these answers came in so quick that it, you know, he couldn't have possibly listened to the episode, which is well within the rules. We're playing dyslexia, which means you go to the end before you listen. You know, he's a unilateral thinker. I applaud that. All right, so this way, well, Kevin Higgins, he won an 8x10 glossy of the barren autographed, but this week we're going to weigh something even more special. A very limited edition baseball tee, like with the quarter sleeve shirts, with the barren logo on them. First person who gets these clues right with the theme is going to get a baseball jersey type shirt. Beautifully designed by a great artist named Tommy Lincoln.

Alright clue number two. Hummers father. Clue number three. The first breakfast. Okay, now if you get those three answers correct along with the theme, and you email KMUus2agmail.com along with your address and the size of your shirt. You may win a free baseball jersey type t-shirt

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