Tell Em Steve-Dave - #377: Return of the Mack...Daddy

Episode Date: June 25, 2018

Bry, Walt and Q celebrate Q’s return with stories from the IJ set and deliver big news...some of it good and some of it not so good. Music: Luchador Libre - Player 2 Blues

Every year we get smarter. Every generation gets smarter. We'll see if we get the hells-happen. He's like nine hours. I'm sitting there nine hours. He's not joking. 100% of the time somebody's like you want pizza or a glass of fish come on. Tell them Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave and Walt what a week it is. The goat of impractical joking is finally back with us

Back in the saddle happy Cinco TST my oh boys back just in time right for a month long celebration It's been going swimmingly too. I thought it started on the 13. I thought it was mid-June It changes every year. It was sort of little early. You're back probably about about the third week into it. What? It's six weeks actually. Oh, I think it changes every year. Some of halfway through.

Which is how you roll, right? You're rolls, you know, you don't want to be on time or even have the right date. I mean, it's okay. All I've all I've been here is that you guys have been on fire on time and Consistent since I've been gone a couple of the shows. I wanted to set myself on fire if that's what you mean But the guest host did quite well don't you think well? I yes, but I would say you ever see a duck I've seen ducks Yeah, I did not expect that answer from you

You ever see you ever see a duck swimming? Yeah. It looks like it's doing fucking smoothly, right? Yeah, man. And then underneath. It's all turbulent. It's like going on a plane. That's what it was like. So we were.

Was that us or was that us? That was us. So we were trying to be ducks. While you were gone, you're going, you know, look, it appeared to be smooth. But in fact, it was a disarray But we're back. Yeah, it's good to have you back man. I miss you when you're gone. Yeah, I was it was It was I miss being here. It was good that week that you were down Brian just you movie. It felt like a little bit of home was down there.

But Miss Tomsteadev, glad to be here. Well, I miss. What would you say? Well, just kind of. Boy. What? Who do we do shows? We did shows with Chris Liddondo. We did shows with Ming.

Frank V, Chuck Staten, and Troy. Where the guys were filled in. Nice. Troy doing the show makes me really want to do a show of Troy. Yeah, I'm sure he had a major good shit. Yeah, and wait until he retires. That's a thing, four more years.

Yeah, because then the real stories could start coming out. I look forward to his retirement more than he does. Yeah, his wife. Yes. We got to give two shout than he does. What's wife? Yes. We got to give two shout outs, Walt. And this is pretty rare. Yeah, shout out to House Party who gave you that all in the family. Game?

Or is that it's a game, right? Really? You agreed to this? I agreed to it because he bought cues. I was over at Surf Taco. He assisted on an unbying my chips and cues dinner. So oh, okay It's a least I could do and He gives he gives games from the 70s and bodies delicious burritos. He's awesome Does he work there? He does not now. He's a listener. He was just hanging out there. Jason. Yeah, well he came in here in the nice All right, okay, and Jeffrey Locke

Well, he came in here in the nice unloading. Oh, yeah. And Jeffrey Locke, Jalfree Locke on Twitter. If you want to say hello to him, he is an aunt who has lymphoma. Oh. And I see the other day, I didn't know how to address it.

So like, he tweeted something about like, hey, wish me Locke, I'm off to find out if, what I'm not sure the technical terms, but like, I think I'll worse. And by the time I saw that, he had already posted again underneath it where it's like, well, it looks like it's bad news, the lymphoma returned. And I was tempted to just favor it the tweet and not say anything as a dickhead movement.

Instead, I was like, you know what? I mean, I couldn't think of the right combination of words that would, you know what I mean? I can't be serious on tour. Yeah, but you know this guy, you're just... No, he's been around for quite a while. Because lots of people have a lot of LeFont. He's been going through this so well. Let's see, I'm not teary-eyed about everybody.

I cry for each and every one of them. Is that... Easily what I know of. Is that serious? Oh yeah. That's not easy what I know oh yeah, I think cancer yeah, yeah, it's like cancer and cells And I know I'm doing cancer to service by not explaining it Everybody knows cancer is a no good. It's enough. It's in the neck Believe so you live nodes. Yeah, but glands We early to update let's if all listeners send out positive thoughts and prayers buddy. I don't want to suggest

I don't want to suggest that maybe people should send five dollars into the skull but On Jeffrey's behalf, or maybe Jeffrey should just send whatever he has I mean it has been known to help Hey, you know what I'll ask Father Lance to To say a prayer for For Jeffrey, okay, I know he will. Father Lance is a good dude and and uh he sees tight with the right people especially to people upstairs and maybe he can I feel like if that were the case for real he would be one of these

healer types right where he's like demons out, you know, he's got his hand on the deemons. Before he's working at him. And he's working on getting demons out. He's, you know, he's going for his, for his possession license. But I want to see him like stomping around the stage and in all white suit and shit. His exorcist papers, you know, he's penicostal revival. So I, I got a feeling that, you know, over the skull, huh? Yeah. I believe in the skull more than I've ever ever got, okay? I got to say that.

You know what, if all three of us are working towards the same means, which is helping Jeff Riyadh or the it's a tough situation, I'll take Christianity and God and love and faith and hope and you'll take reality. I'll take for shianning and God and love and faith and hope and we'll take reality. I'll take your five dollars. You take a skull that you found at a flea market and we'll see. There's no way that Jeffrey can't you know.

Write through it. So many paths forward. Cover all bases we have we have we have to have every religion across the spectrum right I know we got a couple of cool Muslims talk to a lot Mohammed whatever does do they ask Mohammed for the first stuff like that I don't know I don't know all I scream now is it Mohammed the prophet. Yeah, he's God right yeah, my mom is just a dude profit right Let me see okay, I was like I want to talk to Well, he's the God I talked to look. I talked to my God. Thank you I don't know your old testament God is not like the nicest guy ever

But aren't they they aren't they the same? I think Aala is the same as Yahweh. I think they're all the same God. It's just the bads. Like I think they say. Do you see a co-exist bumper sticker on your way? No, no, no, no. I saw one on his bumper. That's some bad stuff.

That was the south of the border. No, no, no, no. Pedro says he had a better, you never seen sausage like this. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, consider profit like Muhammad is. So they believe in on the seventh day, you know, in the state God made the earth on the seventh day, they believe in Adam and Eve, they believe in I believe yes, I don't know that for a fact. If that's the case, I thought you said that. Did you say that like Muhammad fell down a well or something? I remember you telling me that's possible. I don't know what it's talking about. There's such mention stuff like that. Okay. I thought that's what you said.

A lot of trip. Why would he trip into a well? I don't know Well, he was there's some sort of rep a lot of them of these hardcore Muslims there's some sort of like I think a tyranian stay There's some sort of Being in a well that is gonna come out of the well at some point baby Jessica Well, it is not good. They they believe in many prophets including Abraham, Ishmael, Isaac, Moses and Jesus

Okay, so they have they they believe that they're all it's all the same God We've just straight off the path Who straight off the path Christians did? Everybody? Oh everybody did. I mean it's hard to stay in the path. Fuck yeah. Definitely. I don't think anybody even showed me the path. Then do you go to Catholic school? Yeah but that's not I think that's the right path. I think they were there. Yeah I remember I went to church when I was young I didn't want to end Sunday school. school. What a fucking it was the pits

It's like a good Sunday school. Then you got to go to church and then after that They're like oh, it's fellowship hour. We would have like this fucking coffee cake that I did not like and coffee And but they didn't have like juice for kids or whatever Kids drink coffee if you want a coffee as a kid you could have it, but I never liked it So I mean have and there weren't that many kids fucking seven these lot. We like playing coffee as a child. Yeah, I've been watching cars afterwards. Well, family smoked out naming of shit. It was I don't know just for health reasons. I think there was a lot.

But they certainly wouldn't Promote you they wouldn't be happy if you picked up smoking right? It's like that fact in the Philippines. He's for you. It's all smoking a cigarette shit. They would have been disappointed. I'm sure they tried to steer you away from their pet up smoking right? That's like that fact in the Philippines. He's for you, adult smoking secret. They would have been disappointed. I'm sure they tried to steer you away from their bad habit, right? I actually know so no evidence of that.

So my dad got lung cancer. And then that's when the whole family quit smoking. And I was in high school. But I remember my kitchen as a kid just being banked down. Man, with smoke. Oh yeah, my grandmother smoked. I was around here, my aunt and uncle smoked. And your parents weren't like today.

Can you imagine bringing when you're younger kids into a room and somebody's just puffing away, you'd be like, all right, let's get them out of here. But back then, you sat there and watched TV with my grandmother who's like, He smog over the old and the tar kits in table every night. Do you, when do you see smoking just becoming just fizzling out just doesn't happen anymore? I don't think it'll ever happen.

Ever. Yeah. I think even overseas it gets it grows right? Like a lot of like uh, Easter years. But every year we get smarter. Every generation gets smarter. Do we?

I think we'll agree with that. How's happens? Is there a thing going? Well, we get we get more information. Is it enjoying my club, we? It's fast. It's what we get. How's happens? Well, we get more information. Is it join my club, Q? What's a... But every generation becomes more, has more information.

Well, they might be more informed. They're not necessarily smarter. I mean, look at some of the stuff that's been popping up, man. We got computers. That's not from this generation. Yeah, but every generation gets smarter. At a certain point, we got computers. That's not from this generation. Yeah, but I'm talking about every generation get smarter at a certain point, we're going to be so smart, we'll realize we can't.

We got outlaw small. Outlaw straight up outlaw. Yeah, they'll never do that. There's so much money involved. Once it becomes a smaller and smaller market share, once the revenue starts to go down as people become realizing, you know, I'm not going to do this. It'd once the revenue starts to go down as people become the realizing You know I'm not gonna do this mm-hmm be a lot easier to shut down the tobacco industry when they're not

Damn it guys. We only made 80 billion instead of 90 billion. What are we gonna do? Well, I mean I had read an article that like The problem is that smoking like has gone like basically like the main people left smoking are like poor people. Yeah because you know they need the um they need the stress relief right? I don't know I don't know I think it's just it's targeted to them. I think it is because they don't have they of all don't have the money because it's so well. They also play the lottery So I mean I think they're praying upon people who have a harder existence and need To blow off the steam so you know and get that you know to get that stress relief

I think that's that's why they point out like hey why are there so many like liquor stores and low income neighborhoods? Yeah, same thing. They don't have a party, man. You wanna see him? Yeah, they fucking party. Fucking out of party, man.

They've reached out and had a party. They've reached out and had a party. It's not. It's always like eyes wide shut type shit. I'll deck it in shit. I'm with the one of those parties. I wish. Man, why can't I be with you?

You're definitely could have a colligula themed party. No, why don't we have that because you can't why you're not How you gonna lock that down? What a problem someone orgy Throw an orgy and not have someone with a cell phone room the whole thing that's true Right your friends check check my friends check point Charlie like a Tarantino does no cell phones allowed in yeah Yeah, somebody does yeah, yeah like on set. He won't allow Okay, I think man he has parties. Yeah, and his collegial party Because I mean Hollywood was known for that right that's where we got the it's sitting on a on a on the glass table Beac from Hollywood right? They're giving us so much

Yeah, they ruined Hollywood you're right good point. Well Well, they ruined the the usage of the mystique by hookers and drugs for everybody now It's all like before we started shooting the movie other fuck it sit down for two hour human resources meeting No, you didn't on sexual harassment with videos and a slide show Oh my god on ij every movie of family as it the beginning of it now does that yeah, I would have 100% jerked off doing it now Fucking Shay broke 10 rules before the fuck the resource thing was over two hours. It was insane It's insane and they did not appreciate my take on What's wrong with a little pet on the ass a little girl knows you're doing a good job

Or he It's 2018 I'm above So you're saying on the ass goddamn it 20 minute movie there wasn't one thing that didn't make you go, hmm, you know what? I didn't take that in consideration. It wasn't it was a lot. I'm sure it was a lot of shit, but he didn't still didn't take it in consideration afterwards. There's nothing to take in consideration. Like nothing I do is bad anyway. So it was just like it was just the stupidest shit. It shit everybody should know. It's just stuff you know already. I don't have the city I tell you it was in the stupidest shit. It shit everybody should know. It's the stuff you know already. I don't have the city or the town you was in the mean. You already know it was not, it was.

Like the same with the race stuff. It's just like I already know. I already know this. Why are you lecturing me about it? Is it some people don't know? I guess I don't know. Is it a CYA thing for your production company? Oh, shit.

That's what everything is. That's what everything is. Yeah, show the movie. Hey man. Hey man, what's, We showed them the hashtags. What was an example of something you shouldn't do like what did they say? Um, it was like asking someone I don't know a sec like a

first, a sec on a first day to work is fine. It's the second date when you when when if they say no and then you go back to the well. I like. Maybe just. You know, we're not gonna date with you. Bala Bala! Yeah! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Certainly not if they say no once a second time I'm gonna be like have you reconsidered? Yeah, no F***ing issue. Wow. What if they say yes the first time?

Can you ask out on the second date? Yeah, well then then it's it's it's they were very clear to say like because apparently now there's a backlash Where people are like you don't say? Well, I'm like fucking like Talking women or stuff like that. She was the woman like, well, I'm not even fucking like talking to women or stuff like that. She was the woman. Poor woman was trying to balance this fucking thing. And she's like, look, it's guys.

It's always guys, guys. It's unwanted attention. Like, you can tell someone, oh, your hair looks nice today. She's like, that's not sexual harassment. And if you get along with someone's work and you joke around with someone to work, that's not sexual harassment. She's like, it's all the recipients desire that creates the whole thing.

Right, but the problem with that is the recipients desire changes 10 years later. It's a problem. Well, I have nothing to say on that, Brian. I will say this. I had a lot of time to think about this. Well, this shit going on and how I feel fairly secure that you're never gonna hear anything come out of the woodwork. I'm surprised the stars of the feature have to go through this.

I would think you guys would. It should be a lot to take as much pussy as you want. I was my first question. Can I take as much pussy? I'm like, you should have a fun to give this fucking talk because. It'd be much more interesting if you were in your bra. my first question. Can I take a shirt off? Maybe much more interesting if you're in your bra. I haven't movies now, man. Let me see your bra. I know you can tell your

statement or something to take. No, no, they they actually I was 10 minutes late in the hell that's made to get there. Really? Yeah. Yeah. I got I'm surprised. I think you did the most stars have are so there. I'm surprised. I think you did the most. The stars have, or even to this. There are a lot of things. Yeah. Stars of funny term.

Well, nobody treats you any special. I noticed. I did expect when I went down there, I will say that the treatment that I saw him get, we were treated better on common. Yeah, it was, it was on. Exactly. It's not, and I have to, I will say this, the crew of the movie, we didn't know, gone into it.

And there was a rough adjustment period. It's not your guys. And, and now, on the same, I'm talking about people who now I consider friends. It takes a lot of warm up Right, yeah, tax on them like now like I really really love them But the first two weeks for kind of like they weren't used to making a hidden camera TV show movie Which requires very fat the unions they don't like when you're like we need this now 20 people to move so you know what I mean like they do just as we are this so the beginning and

Brian you got there just as the tide was kind of turning a little bit so it was worse than what you saw yeah what I saw was we went in the morning and Q's like is there any breakfast and the girls like if you go get so I guess there is and I wasn't even like hey, can you get me breakfast? I was literally like is there any breakfast around like I wasn't like somebody get me breakfast I was like hey, man. I'm on set. Is there any breakfast? I'll go eat and it was just it's just like Nah, and he's like I already guess we're gonna make Like identified. Oh, if you like having to warm up to a crew It took me eight years to warm up to my guys. Oh, yeah, almost Six right six. I would say six. Yeah, now I love my guys. Like it was it took me a while to realize, you know that

Find out about Walt's guys on the next episode of smartcast Yeah, so it was there is no special treatment. Do you want special? I know I know it's easy. I know I can do a little but you always have that expectation like well. There should be a little right? No, you know what it was for me. It was like this is the thing that I don't like about movie making and I love first of all I can't say enough the crew the director produces I got a lot so well with everybody Took at the end there But I don't understand how like if we're gonna start if I I just don't see why I got to be called to set five hours early I just don't get it like I'm gonna be like what the fuck am I here for I mean I wouldn't say it because I don't want to be that guy I'm a trailer we had we had one we had like a trailer that was split into three Plants and our four joggers. Well, then there was another one with like the director producer

So we had a third of a trailer each but they gave us what they had to because it's a sag film So you have to legally we have A guest in the movie who I don't know if people know, so I don't want to say, but the days that she was on set, she got a full trailer to herself and it was a noticeable uptick in the craft services. Like, that's something that was there with those fucking trucks. You don't know where people are flipping pancakes and smiling and shit like that. My little Lufa Rignaux here, it was like fucking, you couldn't even look like a, like,

we're in Hollywood when Lufa Rignaux not here, it was like Snickers bars. Yeah, even the big ones, all half ones. Oh yeah, fun size. Yeah. So I mean, no, I don't need Codland, but I couldn't use a little more like, just fuck them, get them here at 9 a.m.

or get them here at 6 a.m. Yeah, I heard one of the first things I heard when I got down there was from Sal. Which was like I just don't understand. He was like he was truly perplexed. He's like nine hours. I'm sitting there nine hours. He's not joking. That first day he sat around for nine hours and he was like why am I here? I don't understand why I'm here. I could just imagine this escalating frustration. We were all very good about it, even Sal, especially Sal should say, because you know how he can get uncomfortable if he's sitting around doing nothing. So we never made it, but it was a very odd thing. And even when we tried to

politely brooch it, we'd be like, say, I can't help but notice that, because they list out the scenes that you're going to shoot that, I'm not in it until like the fourth scene. So I don't even mind being here, but like, do I have to be wearing this costume? Because there's a hundred degrees and this is a lot better than, like I could just change 10 minutes before we go. And it was a lot of that. I think it's just like in case something changes. Yeah, absolutely. I guess that's the reason. Is it wrapped? It's wrapped. There's maybe one more day we got to shoot, but that's not determined. And then when and then hopefully another day to fill in some story, things that I need. I mean most of the movies

hitting camera stuff is just this like little story that we've threw it and I it could use a little a little dash of spice. Well it's the trendy thing now is is reshoots. Is there any chance for reshoots? Like might have to go back to trendy thing. You see that all the big movies now that have reshoots. I don't think so. Because they have guys like Kevin Spacey where they're like, what the fuck the two rape children? We got to we got to reshoot this thing. So cameras will flood them. We're going to need to. No, because most of them these hitting camera like the TV show and we overshot that. And I so I think there wouldn't be no chance for reshoots. I don't think that's good.

I don't think there's a need or a chance for reshutes now It's so much to like on a TV show It's much easier because the set is there but like on a movie. It's like now you got to go back and recreate everything Yeah, and make it look exactly like it looked dude. I got no fucking clue I can't wait and again, and I say this loving the movie crew I can't say that enough, but I can't wait to get back to the fucking TV show it's like I calls it fucking 11 grad by three with done let's go to the bar get some drinks everybody fucking just like oh like dude if I want to pick something up to help they'd be like no no no no no no put that down it's a union job you can't pick that up

and nobody no department can help any other department. And because they all came up in this world, that's just the way it is for them. It's not like they're assholes. They're just like, hey, that's not my job. Because it can't be my job. So that's, so that's, that I found slows down a day a little bit, as opposed to already being like, what needs to be done? Let's do it. Let's do it. I was only there for maybe six or seven hours on set. My experience was good. It was pretty fun.

It was really fun. It was great, Chris Hanchise. You fucking saw, I mean, you couldn't get a better guy. Pete's great, Shay is great. Yeah, everyone's really cool. Well, any time Shay's around, I'm gonna get him when she's the best. But yeah, it was fun.

It was a good experience It was a really good experience the first week I didn't like at all the first week was not good for me and then I Then I settled in was it alright? We started getting along that was that I liked Atlanta was good. It was at hot land to it Well, you were there fucking no joke dude First of all it rains every day and nobody wanted to call it wetland It's like every day it rains is insane, but it is super hot down there and there's like every movie shooting down there in the world It's just black panther. It's a shot right like the entirety of black panther was shot in

There's this our offices were in this I don't know if this is interesting I'll drop it into this but our offices were in a fiber optic cable factory that closed down a few years back and they turned the plant where they rid it into a movie studios and they shot the entirety of Black Panther there. So it's like a lot of like high-level shits going down there. What do I mean reshoots? No, the whole movie. I know that's fashionable. No, the first one. So they were still filling it like, no, no, no, no, it's just like everything shoots down there. What do I mean, reshoots? No, the whole move. I know that's fashionable. No, the first one. So they were still filming it like, no, no, no, no, just like everything shoots down there now. So I'm sorry. Oh, yeah, there was like, like, there was so many movies like, what are they? Yeah, it's because I wasn't they have to shoot in Atlanta. I mean,

that was like felt like it was all over the world. It was like such an exotic location. Apparently the whole fucking movie was in Atlanta. Atlanta looks like everything. That's what they got going on. Yeah, they had a traffic on your. I heard it's a monster. Everybody kept saying that, but no. For Staten Island guy, that was like awesome. I mean, it's a huge back.

We're giving weather and traffic reports from Atlanta. Everything's 15 minutes away from everything else in Atlanta. It's like a really cool town. I like it a lot. It's like a really cool town. I like it a lot. It's good. Or I have I have the information. Walt that you were seeking Muslims. Yes, they will pray to a lot for things. They will. They will ask for things. Do they? They will. I'm seeing. Need a red. Okay, so Muslims do prayers five times a day and you can say the same thing for those prayers outside of that. You can pray for stuff, however, and whenever you want.

So, I guess they have their strict five times a day prayer, and then outside of that, it's like free time. Well, let's rally the Muslim, we got Wauzi, we got the, you know, pray for the aunt who's sick right now with lymphoma, right? Close. Pray for our that and who's sick right now with lymphoma right Close and we'll we'll see if we can't get this licked All right, we got every religion plus the skull go and I mean what does he want from us? Plus I gave you a shout out for crazy

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I didn't see that on there. Shh. It's not there. It's not there. Okay, so take it from Getham Steve Dave. 148. 148 is we like to call him around here at the stash. Only an imbecile would wear any,

would not wear meundies. Like Johnson. Only an imbecile would wear any would not wear me undies Well, I don't even have to ask you but cue you don't like sushi either I do she I thought so So it's highly likely you're going you're not you that you would try highly unlikely you would try a fish sperm, right? well fish sperm right? Well. I'm not talking avogoda from the Farnie's head. Yeah the unusual food item Shira Co has long been a delicacy but is recently only making its mark in the US by popping up on restaurant menus. So, fish have penises? I guess, alright, how else would they have a kid? I just thought maybe they have just eggs like a fertilized.

Yeah, I got a fertilized it somehow. They go fish cocky, yeah, because you see like a whale, like a whale with a big dome. I wouldn't think that was a whale. Is that a whale? No, it's little. It's probably a little. And how about you checking under the hood of a fucking goldfish? Like, when did you see a goldfish?

I mean, that's the only fish I'm going to have any contact when I had about six or seven goldfish growing up and I knew there was a ton. Me or the old girls. That's a good point. I never even thought about it. That's one of the things I wanted. I wanted a boy fish, though. Yeah, nice big salon hut. All golden shiny

See you see bed grandpa. Yeah, in the closing credits that I don't know why they didn't use in the movie They've used to eat food. He's fishing on a golf course You know in a sitting camera and he pulled he brings in a fish and it's a fucking giant like carp with a huge cop And he pulls it in and people just watch them fight Carp cocks hit them in the face. It's so funny. I don't understand. I think he gets treated well, but they give him breakfast.

Danira? No, Johnny Knoxville. Oh, oh, bad grab. I was thinking of dirty grandpa. No, bad grab. Oh, Knoxville? Yeah. He deserves it though.

Not dude. So this, this, this, this is a, this is a, this fish sperm. Oh noxville yeah he deserves it though that dude fucking so this this Ejaculated sperm or is it that they go in and take the sperm out on What's it called? You know Like out of his like take it out with like with like utensils or do they manually like ejaculate the sperm? I'm looking, I'm looking at it. They don't see that in this article. It's us magazine. So I don't know how in depth they're going to get. Yeah, like the fish is late on his back.

Oh, spent and shit. They're saying eating, some people are saying that eating like fish eggs caviar is like pretty much the same thing. But I feel like it's not. It's a little bit gayer. Is it what you're gonna know? A little bit gayer, yeah. It's a little bit gay to eat fish, but any kind of sperm. It's not. It's a little bit gayer. Is it what you're gonna do? A little bit gayer, yeah. It's a little bit gay to eat fish,

but any kind of sperm, it's called milk. Milk is a seminal fluid of fish, mollusks, and certain other water dwelling animals. Can you imagine? It's like, isn't there enough to eat in the world right now? Isn't there enough that you're like? I mean, they make pizza still, right? What else?

Yeah, like, what am I doing? 100% of the time, somebody's like, you want pizza or a glass of fish come. I don't even know. I'm like, what if it was a mermaid's come cue? It was a female jack. Oh, she was a hot mermaid. We talked about it. A mermaid squirted all over.

Yeah, you're good. Darryl Hannah type. If you consider that your, your, your, your, your splash. Well, like an Ariel. I mean, I think she's red. 14 in that fire, push, firecrutch. Well, no, no, it's I mean, I think she's red-head. 14 in that firebush. Firecratch. Well, no, no, it's not Ariel, but so I'm in the same area. Five remains were known to be quite beautiful though.

Is there a statue of limitations for, for a mermaid? I don't know if she's considered a human. Oh, but you're going to get busted either one. Well, it would be a genu would be committing BCL, you know. I mean, come on, man. Milter Soft Row also refers to the male genitalia of fish when they contain sperm so he can maybe eat a fish cook. Wow.

And who's like, oh, yeah, she look great. Yeah. Yeah, Darrell. Yeah, she's kind of, does she still make movies? I think she's real into some cause like the environment or something. I can't remember what she's into Hollywood Lee Harvey. I think maybe Hollywood may have left her Why why they lever? Yeah, you know what she could be working all the time I'm like why haven't seen that person a while when you look at the R&B and they're in tons of shit

She's 57 That's why she still looks good though. Yeah, it looks like she got a little work done. I wish ladies wouldn't get work done. Me too. That was about the real mermaid. That was mixed her eyes that weird. So would, would she's in Netflix series since eight. Would Q eat? She didn't kill Bill. Mermaid ejaculation. Darrell Hannah mermaid. Yes. You really stuck on this Maybe I Mean wait, oh, they just pouring it in their glass. I'm drinking because they know

That gets well my my Hals in this situation where I'm getting the fucking milk in myself. Yeah, I'd be down for that. 2Q's in the cup. 2018. 2Q. In just species, I mean sure. Well, you want to know what it would taste like, though, right? It tastes like Darrell. Cod oil.

Salty. Yeah, salty and viscous. What was that? Yeah, Darrell Hanna. Oh, it was your poor, that you did. Is she dating Neil Young now? Yeah, Darrell Hanna. Oh, it was your poor, that you've been eating Neil Young now? Well, that explains this now. He's got to be like, what, 80?

70, right? Uh, Neil Young is 72. Yeah, it's good to have to. It's old. Whoa, he's in that moment. And she's done a lot of stuff. Papa, the slider, the American connections to silly and vampire and a whole bunch of shit. She has autism. Some which, yeah, it's what it says.

She has autism. Yeah, you're a good company, won't? Oh, God. When she was a child, medical professionals recommended that she be institutionalized and medicated, according to Wikipedia. Hmm. So the way you get them not is not a symptom of what a lot of that. Oh shit I was

thought it was I was giving him a pass. The I hop name change what we think. There you know I hop guy you've never really mentioned I know but I was pretty I thought I was telling my kid because she was poo-pooing it. Oh yeah? Saying that it was like, you know, because I was saying like I saw a lot of trolls, I saw

a lot of people like, like haters. Yeah, a lot of haters like going after a lot of burgers. Fuck your burgers. I hop and being like kind of cruel and trying to make, you know, trying to make them sound themselves sound so like funny at the expense of like still not relevant. There's no worse person than the person who mocks a corporation. I can't take it. They're just such jerks. If you're trolling a corporation online, I've got no respect for you. I told her I was like, you know, it's not, they're trying. No. So like somebody's trying that they're trying to make it different,

trying to get the attention, which they did. Why does that have to be people who got a hate on them for it? It's just really a noise. Is it just a temporary thing now? It does was like, they just do like a, like a promotion. I can't tell if it's a promotion or, I heard it. Or they're like, I'm gonna pull it back after they introduce

their burgers and stuff, which I gotta say. I saw a line, I was like, I'll pull it back after they introduce their burgers and stuff which I gotta say. I saw online. I was like, they don't look that bad. Now you can see a burger can commercial and be like, that doesn't look bad either. And then it tastes like shit. Yeah, I'm sorry. I apologize to Burger King for asking for something to mean about you. I'm just sick of the internet just always trying to tear people down or things down just for trying. I hate that. That really bugs me. I wanted a whole tirade about it at home and hopefully I banged it into their heads. It's just like don't be like those people. You may not like I hop and you may not care, but don't go online and take them down. Try to take them down a peg for trying.

The fuck has been going on? I don't know. I've been gone. I don't know. It's like it's the only way I can make a living like that. Really? You know, I take you down a peg. The you know what bothered me about their about it is adding beat everything. I was like I don't see this particularly clever, but they're really hammering. DC Burger King actually changed their their Twitter thing to pancake king? Yeah, again, and I just you don't respect that. I don't like it. I mean, like, I don't like it. Am I a tank? I just didn't feel like I just felt it was petty.

I feel it's like, they're like number like 15 on the on the chain line, you know? Right. And like, if we don't go to high hob, we're out. We're fucking out of the game. Let him fucking try at least before you're just trying to like just be little it Well people don't like they don't like like new coke like people don't like when you fuck with something that they've come Are the pancakes still available? I believe so is is it's all is everything tastes exactly the same as it was the day before just as just as shit Yes, then why is it like again? It's just a reason there's certain things that like I think that the Everything tastes exactly the same as it was the day before. Just as shit, yes.

Then why is it like again? Just as greasy. It's just a reason. There's certain things that I think that the internet and people who frequent it, they know there's no ghosts, but then there's some things that are safe so they take all their anger out on a defenseless restaurant chain. Right, you're like, oh, make fun of my nerd instead.

I don't know. He got some balls on you. That's all right. restaurant chain right you're like go make fun of my night instead you got some balls on you all right you can't make fun of and you can't even attack you or criticize even a little bit but you can you can take bear your fangs and take a chunk out of fucking iHOPs backside and and you people will applaud you for it they They're right. I don't. I mean, you know, I have a role, but I go on.

You understand that. You're awfully defensive. It's not I-hops. I have. I'm just trying to teach my kids a lesson and, you know, they were just, I mean, we're still, I, I, did they agree or disagree? We had long meme, like text still, I totally agree. Did they agree or disagree? We had long meme text back and forth of that.

Q's HR meetings seemed like nothing compared to this six hour lecture. Like, because I was saying, I was reading some of the things off to my daughter and she was like, they're funny. Who cares? She's like, I was just like, and you're serious.

I was, I'm not fool around because I don't like that when people, because it was a successful're serious. I was, I'm not fool around because I don't like that when people, because it was a successful marketing campaign. It was beyond successful, but the internet is still trying to play it off as if it was a joke or if it was like, like a full-send. Like an asshole, that kind of attitude. You still suck.

I'll still never eat there. Well, okay, you're still not eating there. So why are you gonna take a shot at him, no, for? Applaud them for having a great marketing campaign. We should pay the marketing campaign to the fuck and do something for TSD. TSP. That's what is it stand for? I'll let it back up here. I mean, why not? I mean, nobody know. TSP. Oh, and then, and then we'll eventually, as part of TSD, think of the Maya.

Oh, that's the thing. Well, now that the TSD is think of the Maya. eventually as part of TST Cinco de Mayo. Cinco de TST Cinco de Mayo. Well now it's at the end of TST Cinco de Mayo. Okay, so at the end of... But then we'll have scrambled in TST now. Now I think I just go through the dictionary and be like, it would be a good P word. Part of a podcast. Tell them Steve podcast, you know.

That's what all this was about he had this idea of fire Oh, I forgot to go. His daughters are shit. La Nigh hoppers. What they should on me? After our name change T.E.S. pepper. Never trying to rebrand You know that somebody somebody actually accused me of stealing TSD synch of the mile or us I should say well we did We did from Mexico I'm going to send you this. Maybe you I say backwards on the time to I'm gonna

Cinco T. Yes, I could read this out loud. Okay Wow, yeah, so who stole it? Um, so an email I got an email and bra you read this email. How outrageous is this? Did you get it? Oh, no, I thought you could have him your fucking phone Oh my god, this is long holy shit. Just read the first bit of the action. Okay, so it says thief accusations. Oh, that was my, that was my title of my no.

Okay, email sent in. Okay, you give the guys name too. Michael Blue. Yeah. All right, Michael Blue, let's see what you got. So it's been close to two months as I've listened to Tellum Steve Dave and I noticed how you took my idea for TES TES

Jeopardy didn't respond to me about it and then formatted it to something else called Cinco TSD my oh You're not half as successful as the top 20 podcasts out there yet. You're the only podcast that tries to sell and charge people to listen That's not true. Well stay tuned. Yeah Has anyone heard my question? Now your hacks ripping people's ideas off. The show has become nothing but three middle-aged out of touch hacks. I thought that's what we started.

Looking for looking for new bullshit to sell. Well, you know, not to keep going, but there's the accusations right there. Yeah, let me keep hearing that. It's not that much longer. Anyway, once again, I'd like to congratulate you on taking my idea and using it for something else and not giving any credit. Then again, it seems typical and par for the course for something that you and the other two, we're not even named to you, would do.

I think maybe you're talking about get them in the main or something, the exacts. Yeah, we're middle-aged hex, right? But I swear, I was swear on the stack of Bibles held by Father Lance. Uh-huh. Did I have no recollection of anybody sending in an email saying, T-S, Jeopardy.

And it certainly was not an influence on coming up with T-S-D, Synchrodomyre, or whatever, T-S-D. You're refuting these charts in my TES. But what does one have to do with the other? Like, uh, I'm in the same thing. Yeah, I would imagine the Jeopardy thing would be like, question type shit, like basically Jeopardy. Well, I guess he was saying I, like, I saw the D.

Syncodate TES, he meant, oh wow, yeah. Like, no one else would have ever thought of that. Fucking idiot. Like, you know, and then Walt goes on, wow, this is pretty long. Oh my god, there's two responses. Yeah, he wrote back to my response. Still angry. Does he call them down? No, I actually didn't come. I poured gasoline on this one. Most of the time I tried to diffuse. Yeah, no matter at all situations of my life. All right. That's what I'm a diffuser, but not this time. Not this time though. I was I was because he

because it was an accusation That was it was you know false accusation. How can I how can I diffuse that? I got it. I got it. I've got my name to read and Walter's thoughts. It's pretty funny by the way being half as successful as the top 10 podcasts would be awesome I wish we were pretty fucking awesome. Yeah, but then to Waltz, he's like, you're absolutely delusional if you think

shilling your podcast and getting homers, he's paying to talking about all you good people. To pay for it makes you top 20. Homers? Homers. Yeah, I guess homers like a dunce. No, it's like the, yeah, it could be Homer Simpson. I thought he meant like the guys who just, you know,

root for you. Oh, you are literally the equivalent to whatever a pod evangelist would encompass. You're the Joel Steen, the Benny, Hin and Jim Baker podcast. Mish with a sprinkle of Amy Schumer from the creativity that you steal. I don't know what the fuck he's talking about. It makes sense. I'd like a good insult, but this I'm not even tracking any of this. Any wonderful. genius I have to do some more. Okay, so while you're saying send his ideas to one of the top 20 podcasts. Yeah, it's like don't ever email me again.

Send all your wonderful and genius ideas to the top 20 podcasts. Send us the fucking notice. I'm sure you'll be hired on the spot. Yeah, genius. He was like jeopardy. I mean, come on. For years. I've been using some former and other. I just go away.

Michael Blue. Did he? He's a fish farmer. But I will say this. I did steal, if we're going to go with TSP, that was definitely an issue. We have to acknowledge that was stolen from my hub. Yeah.

We don't need you. Well, how about, I like from my hub. Yeah, well, how about I like to ESP like like well Like extra sensory perception. How do we play off that overkill stuff right? Come up on an acronym Yeah, maybe if we could have listeners send it in and then we won't give them credit. Yeah, that's a good idea What do you want the PETA stand for? So what we've been alluding to, Q, the day has come. Comic Bookman has not been renewed.

They said everyone on Walking Dead was jealous of how handsome and funny we were. And they... It's my Andrew Lincoln's decision. They sure they got a boycott together. Now, yeah, the so we could start trashing AMC because start I've been doing it ever since I found out. Okay, good. Now they were really nice to us like the one of the top execs called us and you got a phone call. Oh, yeah. Oh Oh wow. And talked to him for a little bit. And it seemed like they were very creatively.

They're like, we really want to do it financially. Can't do it. I understand how this is possible. I don't know. There are a couple of people there that were like, they still would have made money. But I don't know, after that long, maybe they just need to sort of shake things up a bit.

I know walking dead is not what it once was. So we sort of rose and fall on their success. Or rose and fell on their success, right? They might be coming for a big comeback now that they make and narrow the lead on the show. Well, if they want to come back, they have to get different writers. People are just tired of the rating.

Walking Dead. Walking Dead, yeah. Like there's just some tired of the same story. It's not understandable. Over and over again. It it's good characters but man like good actors and characters that you're like what the fuck is that plus they're probably bracing for this this lawsuit from Darabat Gale and heard and Kirkman they're on their way

yep so if you loved comic book man suck it yeah suck it I don't know what to tell you actually before the mic's were on before when we brainstormed An unofficial sequel. Yeah, we're very well Kevin has the ability to continue to make the show so I know they're shopping it around but As a sort of an emergency measure We're gonna do a little something. Right, like dead would never got a serious finale. Right.

We kind of brainstormed a good idea for it. Right, as long as one of us doesn't pull up powers booth and die before we do it. It's like the Frazier to convoc men's cheers. That's what we were talking about before. Yeah, so that we'll be working on that. But yeah, the show, which which quite honestly hardly ever aired. I mean, it aired once or twice in its original run and then you didn't see it again unless you were like, sure, I want to fucking own it for $40.

I too. No, it hasn't been in years. No, it was. It would air like a like crazy late hour. 103 in the morning. Yeah. Well, can I ask how you guys feel about this? What are your feelings on the

Non-Renewal of conflict, man? Are you more upset about that or people taking shots in IHob? Well, the News is it's not new so as we've had this we knew it for a while now initially you hear it you feel that little bit of like You know that you're you've been fired basically, so it's always a little tough for anybody gets fired Yeah, usually not like awesome You're not wanted anymore. It's that's really about lived your usefulness. Yeah, you're and so there's that initial feeling of like You are a little bit like stunned I guess because you're like wow, I didn't see it coming I thought we were definitely not this time around

But and now I have the weeks have rolled on Definitely don't have any feelings of you know I'll be on a little bit of just this twinge of relief that I don't, that it's not starting up again because it is kind of like stressful a bit, not as much as it used to be. Now that everyone's my friend. But there was still a bit of like, I just as a, the kind of character I am, like the kind of personality I have, I would definitely get little twinges of tension and stress

them like when, so I know now I don't have to deal with that, you know, this summer, not that it was bad, but there was slight pangs of it. Well, people are in your house, you know, like the store is not the same over those couple of months. Right. You know, I don't want to paint it like, I just feel I have, I'm a bit more stressful person than some other people are. I don't like having that stress, but I'll miss a lot of the other things. I'll miss more than I...

Just say the money. We all know it's the money. Yeah, you'll miss the money. But I'm telling you, there's guys that we're not going to see probably ever again in our lives. Why not, Lakehoe? Who would point to someone who you think you'll never see? Why not ever see Jeremy again? I might not ever see Rags. I might not ever see.

You don't think we'll have like a reunion once a year, just to get together, everyone just come together. I know, I'm gonna get some JB, we're gonna go for a plus to go to hockey game next year. Oh yeah? Anyway, we already made the date. 2019. 2019, we're gonna hockey game.

Okay. Just me and JB. Just JB? What is your new number, by the way, Yeah, we already made the date 2019 2019 we're gonna hockey okay What is your new number by the way because you haven't given to me? What about you what I mean your feelings? I was like holy shit. I can't believe it didn't come back because of a couple things along the way that really pointed towards It coming back so it was like oh shit really like Kevin told us it's coming back no Kevin though well the things that he like he went to the upfronts a couple times so it seemed like with uh you know like why have them there and he said there was promotional material for comic

book men up so yeah strange i was wondering if it was like a zero hour thing that's what i was thinking too because did, like they always wait a while before they tell us, and this time, they, when was it? Like probably sometime in May, right? Like mid to like mid May. So, but like by mid May, you're like, oh no. I don't.

Like even Michelle, the showrunner, he had a meeting with one of the executives. I know we'll see Michelle again. See Michelle again, yeah, for sure. Would you be super pissed if you found out the executives. I know we'll see in a show again. See in a show again, yeah. For sure. Would you be super pissed if you found out the only reason I got canceled is because Kevin asked for a huge bump. And they were like, no, we can't, we can meet a halfway, but we can't.

And he was like, no, I want to. It's all our nothing. It's all our nothing. I can't see him doing that. I know, I know, I know, I know, but did do it for free. I know, I know what he did it do. Saying what if it leaked out that the, that's the reason didn't come back is Kevin just wanted like a two hundred percent raise I would be like why don't you just tell us

That would be like and I think it once they said no Why really like we'll go fuck yourselves then because Because now everybody's out of a job. You fucking rose in Back down now then then they're fucking no next negotiation and they win. Yeah, I'm like Yeah, it takes a second. I'm like, well, wait. So who won here? Yeah, well, not you.

I mean, I won. I told Kevin I was like, the thing was disappointing. Like, I felt like I was good at it. And I really feel that way about really any job I've ever had. Normally, I'm pretty shitty at the jobs I do. But that one I thought I was pretty good at. So it going away now and I'm like, I just got to figure out something else today. Well, I would say because this happened while I was away.

And then the news came in and then you guys have been in a flurry of activity since I've been gone, making plans. Yeah, we're courting stuff, shooting stuff. There's a life goes on. Apparently without me too. I every time I told him he was like, we're doing this, today we're doing that, today we're up at Frank Fah's mother's house. Well, that was just to keep the show relevant, to try to keep, you know, if we didn't want to go dark or silent. Now for six weeks, even though I, in the past, if you weren't here, I was always like, I didn't want to do it.

Fuck it. And I was like, I mean, to me, I would rather do it, not do it, then not have you here. Sure. That to me was always my first preference, but even I realized, well, I don't know if we can go two months without doing it and then come back with this news. I know I couldn't. I would definitely don't make no make no if fans or buts. I mean, I think in the past I've shown it. I always would be like, well, if Q's not doing it, let's just wait for Q's back. Yeah. So what we sort of have decided on, the

three of us is that, and this is why we're shooting stuff, video, and audio, and all kinds of extra content, is we're going to go the Patreon route. Hey, it's Brian with a quick announcement. Let me just interject here. The URL for that will be Patreon slash Tellum Steve Dave, and you'll notice that when you go to the page, some of the tiers have changed, dropped some of the prices, that kind of stuff. So Patreon slash Tellum Steve Dave. and you'll notice that when you go to the page some of the tiers have changed drop some of the prices that kind of stuff so patreon slash tell them Steve Dave now on with the show

you hear this collective joys just hit the great like oh yeah listeners are like oh but it's not right it's not a bad thing because oh you're saying bet you're saying that they think it's bad well i'm sure they're're scared right now. That's why you got they're on a ledge right now. Okay, so you're job back You're job to take talk them off the ledge right now because because we're not charging for telling you there I think my fan is could be My fan has one foot off the ledge in the other under banana peel but I don't feel like what's the if someone didn't listen past like we're gonna do patreon and immediately kill themselves what's our level of responsibility responsibility. Okay, that's too crazy. They're mentally ill and we cannot be responsible for their actions. So the podcast is free, it's exactly the same.

Nothing changes with that. The telep Steve day, but what episode is this three? Three seventy eight, I think this is three seventy eight. So 379 383 81 and however long it goes on will always remain free and awesome. Yeah, well it's awesome as it can be. You know, hopefully some other people ascend in ideas like TSD, Jeopardy, yeah. We'll just keep coasting off that Here's where you got to start laying you know exactly What to expect if you if you want if you're interested and going to our patreon well We'll send them to the page but the back is it's gonna be like go to just want you to say you go go to our website and

Well, and we'll announce it Well, that'll be the front page, big gigantic news of what the where to go to join up. Oh we could get like a spinning newspaper. Yeah. Headline. Yeah so yeah so if you go to tellumsteve.com the information will be there on the front page. Essentially yeah there'll be a bunch of different tiers and the lower the lower tier you're getting a whole bunch of stuff the lowest tier a whole bunch of good stuff at least five bucks. Yeah, let's you get this is five bucks a month is that what it is $1.25 a week? $1.25 a week I mean I know all of us are all of us are boycotting Starbucks currently

I was gonna say the price of a cup of coffee. We're saving that money on coffee. And you won't be smelling piss wherever you go. Wait, while you're listening to, while you're listening to or going to our future, I've even wiped it from my memory. Oh, that's a, I think of good iced tea there, though, man. So are you letting your taste buds Trump? I have nopped in a Starbucks in at least a month. Because of the, the, the, yes. The shitty behavior of the Starbucks

as an organization. Sure. Nice. Yeah. I've our books as an organization sure yeah, I I just I'm principal I'm held to that so okay so five dollars here's what's what it's gonna get you Q 24 hour early access to a regular episode you want to cut that out right away I would not I'm not happy about that they suggested that but I'm like but then that kind of punishes it's hard to do no 24 hours is not hard to do it isn't hours isn't hard to do. It isn't? No, because what would happen?

No, you don't know whenever it's going to be though. But it doesn't matter. It's just you give it to Patreon and then 24 hours later. I feel like that's punishing listeners. I agree. All right, all right, strike it. You're not getting that shit. Sorry.

Yeah, fuck that. There's a lot of listeners who aren't going to be able to do this. We can't. We cannot in any way punish. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I agree with that. When I saw the in the in the Patreon, I was like, yeah, because everybody does it. But I'm like, I don't know. We ain't everybody. Fuck you. Yeah.

We're talking about 20 podcasts. Yeah. You have to call it a top 20 podcast. Yeah. We don't answer them. Okay. So that's out. Sorry. You're not going to get that. answer them. Okay, so that's out. Sorry, you're not going to get that. But that's a good thing. I'm telling you, Q, up before I read them, I'm committed to providing more than a dollar 25 worth of entertainment to a listener per week per week. We are committed to really trying and really putting thought and effort. So when a listener gets that bill at the end of the month and they seize on their credit card, they don't contest it. That was the best 495 I spent. It's five dollars. Don't give people false hopes.

That was the best five dollars I spent this month. That is my goal. And I'm working towards that. And I put a lot of a lot of thought into this and there's so listen to what listen to what they're going to get. Okay. Okay. So you're going to get access to all the bonus pods, all right? Now that's anything that's on band camp right now. Even the Christmas episode, Q. Ah, but what's more generous and in the Christmas spirit? Christmas episode. Well, the old Christmas episodes. Right. And the new ones.

And the new ones in the foreseeable future. You got to give a little to get a lot. Well, we already said no more 24 hour early access to that stuff, one of the things. And for the people that have already bought them, I know this sucks. Yeah, they see, yeah, oh, you know what? I don't think there's any listeners out there

who don't have all this stuff already anyway. So I don't, I don't think there's any way that you should be fucking ashamed to yourself. Right, okay. You know, that's audio only not the videos right that's no that's not the video okay so I'll put it in the room it's still behind a fire you still have to pay for that piece yeah is that making you feel better yeah I don't know I don't mind it's I don't mind the I don't mind the bonus

pods being part of it I I think that's great. The more value you give everybody is supporting us, the better. But there's something so special about that Christmas episode. I just hope we don't lose something in that. Well, you're going to, if you don't, it'll still be for sale. But if you're at this level, yeah. No, I don't even mean financially. I mean, like, there's something, I guess, I guess it's always such an financially. I mean like there's something I guess I guess it's

always such an event. I feel like every year builds to it. I just wonder I just don't want to lose that specialist. I want to let it happen to you. Okay. I'm going to just pump you up with so much Christmas Oh wow yeah Christmas content and not not on the show. I mean like leading up to it like tweet little text little special text. Okay. Like I'll do. We'll do like to just be just between me and you yeah, I get 12 days of Christmas really Yeah, I'm not even a group text thing I don't think you need it Him and smodfinger like Delmond Louise I'm not a fucking show!

He was having a spot-finter like Dolman Louise. He's like, okay, all right, all right, all right, all right. But you know what, I don't think these things that Brian's mentioning right now, no one is gonna go do this for those things. It's the things he's about to do. Okay, got it. Those are the, those are the, those are the, that's the engine

that's gonna, she's gonna fuel this car. To pay your those are the, that's the engine that's going to, she's going to fuel this call. To pay your mortgage. Yeah, that's like suddenly I don't have a job, you know, like that's a lot of income to make up. I got fucking kid to support. So, if I can do this and give people stuff that they want. So, access to all bonus parts. And even the new Christmas bonus part, it's going to be in there if if your

Patreon member right right off the bat. I mean, you pay for one month right there, you get you get so much value out of that. Just out of that one, right? It's like I think I did the calculations. It was like 35 hours of audio. But these guys probably have it all in. Yeah. Okay. One bonus episode per week, okay? That's not necessarily us. We have a couple different shows that we've cultivated the all-new Sunday Jeff show. Wow. This is the one that I put a lot of effort in and I feel.

I thought of a new segment for today too. I am kind of like producing it and and shaping it as we go along. It's the Sunday's Jeff show that I want to hear No one else wants to hear But I feel that if it's the show I want to hear other people want to hear I agree with that the concept is cute get this It's a podcast hosted by a man who should not be near a mic. Okay. He has none of the charisma. Unless he's standing in water and grunting it. He doesn't have any of the tools or the skills necessary to host a podcast. Right. No charisma, but that is the hook no inflection

Okay, and does he have guests? He has a co-host oh boy. He has eye on it. I'm on there Brian's on there and we're and we're helping him Way through and that's the whole thing he doesn't even realize. I hope he doesn't listen to this way through and that's the whole thing he doesn't even realize hope he doesn't listen to this he doesn't realize that he's so ill-suited to be in this podcast okay but the fucking funny thing is he thinks he does he thinks he's good at it all right i'm not so sure that if you hear the first episode where won't repeatedly chide him for fucking up the beginning it's great. It's like a combination of Tom Steve Dave and the Truman show. I love it. I love it.

Okay, I'm already excited about because I have a my fingerprints are all over this one and I don't want to give away too much because wait here who's co-host. Okay. And it's it's like it's we're learning as we go. But boy, I think it's gonna be something special and then They just showed you say the all new Sunday just show Okay, so that's not gonna be the bonus pot every week. No, it's rotating week So once a month you get to hear the all new Sunday Jeff show. Okay, what are the other shows that they can hear a Celebrated return something that people have been asking about for years

now. The all new. The new, the new, the new, the new, the new puck nuts. Oh, yes. Which are the old puck nuts? But just with new episodes. Just with new episodes. Okay. Desperate times call for desperate measures. We called the old the old team up Michael blue only gave us the jeopardy idea We he gave us nothing else. So we got to go back to the well I called bang up when I was like hey, I know hey, what's up? What I Know that you're feeling down right now about it the cancellation of comic men But you know what we can do now that we have more time than ever before Bring back pockets. I thought I heard him crying. I

hear tears of joy or tears of like oh my god it got so bad so quickly. How was he taking it? I would say that first day when he could the very first time I saw him was only like a day afterwards. I don't you weren't here. He looked a little shaken. He was dejected. Yeah. He looked a little shaken. Out of the most the most dejected I've seen him in quite some time. Well, seem like everyone was dejected. Like on the group text, you know, where we were talking me, Walt, Kev, Mike, and Ming. I wrote that sucks. I had a great job about, I mean, I had a great joke about Mike paying for Ming's surgery to become an X-man and no one even responded to me. Never in there, lo and was probably, yeah, I was trying to cheer him up with some transgender humor and nobody thought, it must have been really down.

No, it's not, it's too early. Walt was like, it's not the time. He was like, I was somehow like, I was like poor form. I'm like, what the fuck? Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, inevitable crash of his. But really, what is it fucking matter if the show's on or not? No one fucking even saw it. So, so people are like, oh, he's on a show. The, you know, so I guess I'll get his picture. Well, he owns a combo shop now. All right. He owns a podcast studio. Right. He's doing fine. He's got a hat and Pocknuts are back and the Pocknuts are back. And he's leading it. It's like, I think he really needed it. I think now more than ever I think he needed more than anybody to have puck nuts back to kind of take this thing away

Yeah, so it was cool to see him get excited and he texted me immediately when I said I want to rig puck nuts back for this And he was like I'm in yeah usually he doesn't answer me immediately, but this one is immediate good We and for those people because well when I had when when I had went for Patreon, I had to go into all the analytics and all that shit, I had to go and find all that stuff, Pucknuts is the least downloaded bonus pod. Okay. When, when they get the all this, this bonus stuff, that's something you should listen to because if you think it's just about hockey and sports, you're wrong. One episode we talked about a train car filled with shit.

Another one we talked about shopping at Chess King back in the 80s. Yeah, you seem to want to distance yourself from sports talk. I don't know why. Because nobody gives a fuck about it. I think there's cute. I think there's a whole all sorts of answer into sports. There are, I know some people who are into sports and they may listen to what I think of like the audience at large is probably like, all right, well, it's just another sports show. It's another sports show, but in the flavor of, I don't want to see TSD because Q is not there, but it's, it's got the same kind of vibe at least

It's you know you know what you're getting because So they Jeff's back on that one too, so you're gonna get double double the magic house twice a month at least All right, they Jeff action So there you go so weak one you all need Sunday Jeff and I free. You got to cut them in. Of course. Yes. Sure. Yeah. And we should see the payroll. Whatever the rotation is, we haven't finalized the rotation, what it'll be, but every alternating week, you're going to get a new bonus podcast that we are committed to making you go,

I cannot believe this cost me a buck and a quarter. This should be worth way more than a quarter. I agree with that. Yeah. I agree. We did something last week that has like video and audio and like a little field trip. This is just correct.

Did you guys some of this? There's already something like five months worth the material stockpile. Yes. Yeah, there's a lot. We've been stockpiling it so we don't have any debacles because we know we're asking a lot of the audience. We want to make sure that there's no weak order. Like, well, I didn't get my bonus pot.

It's not going to happen. So the stuff that I delivered today, that's an addition to. Change. Yeah. Okay. Now that's liquid now, man. That's fluid. Q brought something so great.

Really good. It's really man. That's fluid. Q brought something so great. It really did. It's really great. Some video friendly. But there's other video on here that you bring that we really use. Okay. You won't use for, because you said that, would like that episode where I have wearing a sailor's hat. Yeah, I found the early on.

I had to be in the first. You were talking about iPhones coming out. Yeah, Brian had just a first iPhone. You were talking about iPhones. Just coming out. Everyone else had had an in the first. You were talking about iPhones coming out. Brian had just had his first iPhones. You were talking about iPhones. Everyone else had had an iPhone for years. Apparently one of the episodes super early on I set up a video camera and recorded a video episode of it.

It's framed pretty good and everything. We all look so young and eager. We really just know gray in my hair at all. It's two hours long. Two hour video. That's like some of the things that we could put as a patron member of the Tom Steve they patron. You're gonna get bonus video from time to time, right? Yeah, that's on this tier as well. Well, let me finish up the Okay, we're gonna be out two weeks of the month, right? Yeah, so that's two weeks. Another week is going to be Space monkeys the all new space monkey the all new space So that's two weeks, another week is going to be Space Monkeys.

The all new Space Monkeys? The all new Space Monkeys, yes. It is going to be, that's... Let's wait, is it just Space Monkeys or is it all new Space Monkeys? Well, it's a, it's a Hodge Podge. We'll just call it Space Monkeys for now. All right, all right. So people don't get too nervous, like an iHob type situation,

and they're like, fuck you. Yeah, that week will be any number of things. It could be space monkeys with Q and I, or maybe special guests like Joe Ghetto. It could be one of the wide rise that Kevin and I recorded. There's any number of podcasts that may come up that are just gonna be like sort of a- I want to go to column of space monkeys.

Right, yeah, it could be me just interviewing somebody. I want to interview some fucked up people, you know, which is why we started space monkeys. So we could do weird shit. So it'll be something like that. You're on board for this queue. You're committed to when you can do space monkeys. Yeah. Then the fourth week, where what was the fourth week? Well, TSD tidbits. TSD tidbits where it's either unheard content with like old anthology stuff that like stuff I had cut and we didn't use or new stuff, you know, when the mice running, we don't realize it. Right. Yeah, we take it out because there's a conversation we're having in the beginning. Old school TSD talk. So like, what a lineup. It's like

must see. For my five bucks. I'm already I'm already in. TSD, I mean, I paid like, definitely. What is it? It just who sent that to you by email? You're fucking thief. Yeah, these two bits. Space monkeys. Uh-huh. Pocknuts, the all new Sunday Jeff show. That's a strong line of $5 a month. That's pretty good. A dollar quarter a week. I mean, I'm inundated when I watch TV with sick children

and animals with traps on their feet. And, you know, like, I'm not for this shirt. I don't have I see one more goddamn fox cut a snare of losing my mind. But you know, they only give you like a like a like a bag, like a like a canvas bag when you when you sign up to their right, right, given them $5 a month. Here, you're getting pure entertainment. Gaffaws. You're getting laugh out loud content that. You're getting making it, hey, you're getting making it,

hey, too. What was the third one? What's that, what do you mean? What's on that, making it? Because they have the bonus spots. Let's not forget they're getting all the bonus spots. Those are regular episodes making hate? No, where are they?

Yeah. What about what did a man and a mic do making hate? Oh, taking hate. Oh, it's all taking hate. You're getting that? Yeah, that was the cryptos of a pod. You just got everyone's hopes up and then like, wait, I've heard that. And then really fucking Howard home with taking hate is like, well, fuck that.

Okay, I definitely want people to be like, I know there's some people who are like, without overwhelming them. I can't, I can't afford it and I understand that, but if you can't afford it, I want people to be like, it was worth it. Everybody's got those task cuts now. Everybody's making an additional like two grand a year. All right. Sure. Yeah. That's the average Trump's tax cuts. Yeah.

Trump did some tax cuts. Everybody gets him. I don't know. It's spreading on top of the only one who did not get a tax cut is fucking me. My tax is one of fucking rich, rich, rich, what are you gonna do? Pay for everyone else. I'm in the exact of one lane of people that are making fucking paying more taxes. And I'm it. That's the lowest tier. Oh, and that's not it. No, there's still more.

And then there'll be additional just random bonus stuff thrown up there. Vice show them to with Sage, little things that I'm doing here and there. I never know what might pop up in it. You're doing a phone in and vice show. Yeah, and that's in addition to these are the those four are that's always going to happen. You come out to even less than a dollar and a quarter a week. Right. When you factor in all the bonus stuff that may come up. It's still going to be a dollar and a quarter a week. You're just going to get more for it. Yeah. Yeah. But it may be like I can't believe we got all that for a clock in a quarter. In addition to it, in addition to that, there is going to be access to monthly videos.

So we're going to do like behind the scenes type stuff. The only thing is, it's only required once a month, but I think we want to do it more than once a month. I don't want to fucking set up that 360 camera for years now. Like we could just record episodes and put out like the best clips in 360. I think it's zoom around. We could do that, but I think no, no, we're gonna help with your guys.

Absolutely, I don't know. I'll just, it says we're gonna do it. I'll just as a bar for one episode. There you go. So it's visually stunning. Yes, and I just look at my gross teeth and my dizzy. You can look at my mask instead. I need to get me a mask. Stunning I need to get me

So yeah, so that's on that's on the five dollars and it gets just a stress you don't have to pay anything The regular episodes are coming out every now. This is just if you want it right Yeah, it's just if you can't get enough. Yeah. Yeah, if you got to have it If you're chosen if you got if someone put like Spanish TSD in your drink and your fucking got that it you got a little Spanish prize We're so fucking when the in jokes start coming from the other episodes I don't know people designed it to people like I don't get it We already fucking hang up on this will reference things from episode 10 Now we're gonna do like episodes you can't even fucking hear unless you pay money for it

So the next tear up is this is the $10 a month So you get all that other stuff. I don't even know what's on the $10 tier. I've been so focused on the $5 tier because I'm like I Know most people are like You know, I think most people probably get the $5 one. I'm really interested to see what what what what you can't overload people to is what I found out that like some because if you offer up too much and people are like I can't I just can't keep up and they feel like I can then they see the charge at the end of the month are like like I can even watch any of this or any of it. Uh huh. Yeah, so that's our goal is to get it right in that sweet spot where you're like, this is manageable and I enjoy it.

Okay. What an exclusive club to be a member of. Oh my god. Membership has its privileges. Has anyone used that yet? Can we use that? The Fires Club. It ate that exclusive.

I'm getting hammered with fucking text to join. Jiggy asked me a couple times. I just have to fill out the thing. I thought I had to bring it up and hand it into him in person. No, no, you just mail it in. Yeah, that's gonna be fun. Okay, so you get, in the $10, you get everything that you got above. You also get 15% off if you buy something at merch table.

You get a... You're out of here, really? Yep. Everything? Anything. Yeah. 15% off anything you buy from it. So at this point, this is paid for itself.

Yeah. It's a closed, illegal economy, right? Right. You get a monthly Tellum Steve Dave Centric Textone. That'll be sent to you. You get a bi-weekly pinball twins comic book page that I've been working on with Amy Angel Lust. So yeah, we've been I've been writing and she's been drawing the pinball twins comic page which I'm very happy with. It's pretty dark. Basically it's my life life, except written down as a kid written down as comic.

And this is going to be sweet. Me and you will be in mask's wall, but you're going to be able to look at Q. One some month, it's a 60 minute live stream. You can submit your questions. And we'll talk about topics that, yeah. Does that video get posted too, or is that video just gone time? Yeah, I don't know I mean if we make it interesting and it also doesn't have to be us just sitting there I don't think like if we wanted to do a live stream like we went somewhere like say we went

Back to the auction we went back to Collingswood for some reason that could be our live stream where we're you know We're talking to people Okay, something your next tier is 20. You get all that other stuff that I just mentioned. Wow, $20. Does it $20 tier? I can't believe it. Yeah, I did a lot of research in the to Patreon and what other people charge and what they what they offer and stuff. I feel like we offer we're offering a little bit more for a little bit less and we don't have like the $1 $3 tiers where it's like show us that you love us give us $3 a month. We don't have any just give us money for no reason type tiers. And some of the higher tiers I'm like what the fuck are these like these people are spend

at a $100 a month for this? It's crazy. Like wow what's in it? Just like some of them are, some of the comic book creator, and it's like, you know, get a shout out at the end of the comic that I draw, or something like that, like, you know, like the right their name or something. Really? Like I, Can we do that though?

Just shout out at the end of an episode. Yeah, for $100 a month, we'll just say your name. No, that was one of the things he suggested. I was like, fuck, no, I'm not saying people's names. Like, I hear. Do you think it would be in bad or poor taste? They have Jeffrey for a hundred dollars? Jeffrey Locke?

Jeffrey DeGuy would. Oh, I've already invoked him. Yeah. I just, I don't know if your insurance covers us or not, bro. But, yeah. So for the 20, it's all that other stuff. You're going to get anytime time we do like tell them to you Do something which I know is not that frequent or there's like a stash event here you can get

Tickets early. I know that was a fucking big thing with the fun co somebody fucked up on fun co day when Kevin was here And they didn't put something on the website that like you needed a ticket or whatever the fuck and then people get got here and they're like oh I thought I could just come in. So no fun cold type fuck ups. No that will not happen here. But if we do show the grab I see they get first you got first crack at the at the seats. Okay. You also get some sort of exclusive merchandise every three months this is going to be a smaller thing. Lucive merchandise every three months. This is gonna be a smaller thing. Yeah, like this is cool to design some like I want to design some weird ideas that you guys are like some oddball merch like patch club right, you know, we'll do some patches

We're gonna we talked about a couple other small items. I do it wrist sweat bands right all like the old school $40 a month everything above that we said And there's also an exclusive piece of merchandise, which is going to be a shirt or something similar. What's that? What was that? That was a 40-hour tear. What are you getting? What are you getting? Can you say it again? Everything that you got above and then a shirt, an exclusive, Tom Steve D. Shirt. That would be every, that would be every four months. Every four months. You get an exclusive shirt available nowhere else.

It will never be sold on the website. Available nowhere else. And with these tiers, we may add things. We'll never subtract anything, but we may add something here and there. This is like a sort of a preliminary thing. The final page will go up on Patreon. We'll give you the URL when we have it. That will be the, at least,

like, that's the least you'll get and you'll probably get one. But I like the idea of offering, like, a cool shirt. Yeah. That no one else will be able to get anywhere else. Right. That to me, it's also fun. People love exclusivity. You feel like you're... What makes you feel better than someone else?

I feel like family. Yeah. What's up, fam? There's something about T-shirt too. I was at a bar at the Claremont Lounge in Atlanta. Sweet. You know the Claremont as well. Yeah, it's like a famous... It's where strippers go to die.

Yeah, it's like a base, like a celebrated dive bar. Slash. I mean, the night that I was there, Blondie was on the stage. She's currently 71 years old. Tits out. It was fantastic. Is Fantastic. Is Fantastic.

Debra Harry? No, no, no, no. That was a stripper name. Blondie. I was like, I just saw her around here recently. She lives around. She lives in the area. She is almost 70.

I was like, no, no, no, no. I knew that wasn't the first thing you told me. No, yeah, I would have if that were you wasting my time. No, was like no no no I knew weren't that was the first thing you told me no yeah, what are you wasting my time? No, no, no, I was a different blonde either the lesser known blonde he was 71 years old, but I bought a t-shirt from the clam allowance 25 hours They wanted a ceiling of 120. I said that seems like way too much They wanted a ceiling of 120. I said that seems like way too much. I don't know. But I said we can max out at 75 and even that's going to be limited. A limited number of people and for that you're going to get all the shit that you're going to get otherwise.

Every four months you're going to get a one of a kind. Tom Steve Dave Centric Item. Possibly signed. Possibly audio or video. four months you're going to get a one-of-a-kind Talham's Dive-Dive-centric item, possibly signed, possibly audio or video, like a personal roast or you know. What if 200 people sign up, you can't do 200? That's why I said it's gonna be limited. You want to talk exclusive. Right. Wait a minute, wait a minute. So the slot is only a limited number of slots for that tier Yeah Because I don't want it to be overwhelming because if if that's the fucking

How many one of the kinds can we find? Did you look at the email? I fucking sent it all It's very unfamiliar with it. I worked all hard on that thing. She's a stress I didn't even read it in one bit of it honestly Glad I I didn't even read it one bit of it honestly. Okay. I'm glad I, I'm sorry, I'm just being honest. So you're telling me if there's people that want to do it in the game, I'll be able just like, just draw a picture. How do you like it? Okay.

200? Okay. Can I even, excuse me, I could just get something made. Like, what about like 200 sweat bands? We will, yes. Talked about the sweat bands at the $20 level. I like that band. I think that's all encompassing any kind of band.

You guys like socks? Yeah, don't you guys like socks? I think that's all encompassing any kind of band You guys like socks. Yeah, don't you guys like socks? You know how you go to Spencer's and pay $4 for him How about 75 a month Well, so I I mean I would like to see Veef socks though That would be pretty cool Explain it to me. What are you seeing at at that level then what kind of what kind of Prize are they getting for that for those few people who are willing to do that or high? Like I said, it would be a one-of-a-kind item that perhaps, you know, like something that... Oh, one-of-a-kind item. Right, yeah. I feel like I, okay. Unless I change it before I put the Patreon page Yeah, or at least a few words of it. We're open to anything any number of things

But Go ahead No, I'm just I'm asking the questions I'm interested in no of course he didn't I knew he wouldn't why am I getting Not the past because I've been working on you with it. He's off making movies I'm making you all new something just show me. I know I know you are and I know you I understand you've stretched to the limit on this I'm dealing with the post as an asshole right I know

So we down now it's now to two people. Fat toothless bastard. The show is saved by me a while till say that much. I actually like Sunday Jeff. It wasn't called the old fucking, I listened to it. First time I ever cut it on podcast, well actually, first time I stood over Gidham's back, over shoulders, I stood overgittoms back. Overshoulders have cut this leaf. Back. I was laughing at the content and I was like, there's not much to cut. Everything was really

fucking funny. Right. We went on it, like I said, we went on a little field trip and recorded some video and recorded some audio with Sunday Jeff interviewed someone. And I'm sitting next to him and like he had some questions, everything is delivered the same. Like if it wasn't all the all new Sunday Jeff show, I would just call it flatlined. Like, he has a really sell on this deal.

No, I'm telling you. But that's what makes it awesome. It's, you don't understand it. It's like, I know what sounds like you'd be like, well, who would want to listen to that? No, I cannot stop. I disagree. Yeah, no, I didn't understand one. Like I see sitting there asking this guy questions, who would want to listen to that? No, I cannot. I disagree. No, I understand why.

Like, as he's sitting there asking this guy questions, like, he started to run out. So I just start writing questions on my phone and sending him over to each one more increasingly offensive. It's like, all right. But what were you, I know, before he, Brian asked you, if you read the email and you admit it, you did not, then you're going to ask him, though.

Oh, I'm just trying to get, I'm just trying to understand. I'm trying to anticipate the questions of the audience. Yes, that's what we need that. So for the highest here, 70 finals. Yeah. And all we're saying is that you're getting 200 people or getting a one of a kind thing every four months. We're not saying that.

200 is not a number that I threw out. Okay. But what I'm saying is like, all right, so let's just say number's 50. Just for the sake of the conversation. That's good. So, but they're paying a hundred bucks from a month. They're getting all the tears below it. Plus this. Plus once every four months or once a month they get exclusively once every four months. Okay, but they're also getting other stuff that I haven't mentioned yet. Okay. I love that you're asking questions because you know he's gonna be inundated with him on the Twitter and everything. Yeah, I'm just trying to answer them now.

So all right, so now I'm paying. All right, mostly mostly come. I'm a comment on the comment. I found myself with an extra 75 bucks in my pocket. I want to be one of these 50 people. I'm getting everything. But what's the what's the tier below it again? That's 40. But what's in that tier again? I'm sorry. The 40 dollar one? Yeah. The exclusive shirt that we're going to or shirt or or an item like along those lines. Okay, so they're getting all that they're getting that that's fantastic. They're going gonna also get them and 75 to getting that and now we have to give them $35 more value per month right which is what you're laying out right now It's gonna be worth it. Okay All right, listen most most of the questions that I anticipate on Twitter are probably gonna come from at Sunday Jeff's

Is there really a fucking email? I know my responsibilities are in it. It's the only Sunday Jeff show. It's puck nuts Right that's it. Oh, you're not telling these people listening that all of it falls on him from there Oh, you would not believe how fucking industrious He's really got to know I know that because he's been a he's been a busy bee But I mean his reputation on the streets is not solid like I told like I told one like I told one You can you can't judge me on my drug days Yeah, like most of the shit that I got through it is that fair though that we shouldn't be able to judge him on his drug

Oh, it's absurd of course. Can still back in the moment. Don't do it. Do you want me to practice one? Yeah, yeah. Like, every time he's having a Texas, like, don't judge me upon those days. I'm like, I asked him, I'm like, why not? No, no, no, I'm not.

First of all, when he had a Texas, I asked you directly on the phone. I was like, is it because of you? I mean, unreliable. And you were like, yeah. Yeah. like is it because because you found me unreliable? Yeah. And you were like, yeah. It's true. Yeah.

It's exactly what he said. It's a frosty call, isn't it? No, the texture frost here. The texture frost here. The texture frosty. And so I just called him. I'm like, this is ridiculous. I can't text all this shit.

So I called him. And he was having a little mini meltdown. His fucking panties were bunched up, I had to unbunch them. But no, I just wanted to reassure him that, like no, I have to take it very seriously. It's like I have what I do. I don't want a jet to support.

Yeah, it's a jet. I was like, this could teeter into making clay. Quick thing. If we're not, if we're not like on top of it, I feel we are right now, because we're banking so much more. Well, I feel we are right now because we banking so much We don't have an unknown fucking element of insanity injected in it like we have a known element of insane All right, but we I mean I don't want I don't want to bring up dirty laundry

We're talking about your convictions. Yeah, I mean a junkie is recently his last week Come Sunday Jeff a toy junkie, me a regular junkie. But like, okay. Half of the, half of the weekly content will definitely be delivered. It's going to be delivered. And I believe, I believe, I believe the other third TSD tidbits. Yeah, we'll also be delivered. Okay It's and I believe space monkeys. I believe they have a nut Do you have at least enough to carry us into 2019 with all the old content you guys what you know guys went on the UK

You have enough. Yeah, I know that fine all our that fine all our tier It's all there the audio's all there the other stuff. I don't really think there is all that for much room to do In terms of like coordinating it, but like as far as like when he's like hey, well, what are we gonna decide? What's the what's the shirt or what's the the sweat bands you go I? Feel like you will decide we imbriable decide you will decide on the design and then I'll and then I'll figure out Sure, that's fine's fine you just your return yeah this is a return we had that we had that we had that we had that we're

shelling no I feel really good I feel more I feel I'm very I'm in a very good mood because of this this is great I was having a rough day as you guys know that I did you take it you forget about it for a few minutes I did yeah yeah but then I got sent a picture of my cat. I don't know any of the episode. Yeah, he was cat is sick. Yeah, he's okay. He's like a Benjerman cat.

He's a general old. That's all. Well, that's what we need, those $70, $70, or $70, you know, pay for the treat. Cats are the most expensive thing on earth. It's fucking crazy. It's not, right? I love this cat.

A few of you when he does. What are the other two things that you've, you still haven't revealed for a long time? I still have not revealed them. Okay, the next thing is free, and this is all subject to change. Like I said, we'll probably like fine tune it a little bit before it comes out, but you'll have a chance to look and see exactly what it is you're getting. Free tickets admission to any Tellum Steve Dave or Stash event. Wasn't that any other tier?

No, that was early access. This is free. Okay. Here's the big one. Q. Yes, we don't do many events. We don't. But if we do, you're in for free.

This is the big one. Q. Another roughly 90 minute live stream. But a month, but a month. But. But. But. A month? But. A month. This isn't possible.

But I don't know. I said, possibly. I said, maybe. Only with me. And we're watching. I said. We're going to do different stuff together. Whoever many people it is, we'll watch a movie together

running commentary. I know. Are you able to live stream from your house? I mean, if my neighbor's internet is turned on You better get that shit off Oh, I thought you're good. Good idea. Yeah, I'm sure right it'd be fun Yeah, we could do it sometimes. Yeah, like when when me and you sit around we're watching what's the American pie fucking Directive video sequence American pie director video puppet master any number. Oh, yeah, I can be fun. Yeah, it's good

When it's so what so let's hear the $70 tier again. This is the this is only for the This is well-to-do ant right this is an ant who This isn't for me. I would decide up to this level. This is more of a Q level This is a for recently unemployed reality star guy. Yeah, this is a this This is a different recently unemployed reality star guy. Yeah, this is a this but so what is this $70? That only one person does it so you so you we have to one-on-one Take your shirt off Three months three months. Mm-hmm. I mean if I'm a fucking aunt

If if there's nothing I would stop me from not getting those top tiers for three months just to fuck her ass Fucking for she to sit there and watch fucking like a Disney movie with them is a shit Right, yeah, do I suggest all the movies are I guess I have to let other people suggest them Well, yeah, they're guests in your home all porno So what's the $70 tier again? Okay so the $75 one would be the free ticket. All the other shit of course. Free tickets and admissions at home Steve Dave and stash events anytime we have something you come for free and you're treated like a VIP obviously. One of a kind Tom Steve Dave centric item which may be signed if it's signable, it might be audio video, any number of things every three months,

and the live stream of a movie or it'll be an hour to an hour and a half, I'd say, probably, if it were watching movies more likely an hour and a half. Yeah. That's pretty good, that's actually, that's, that's pretty awesome. That one. That'd be fun, right? Yeah. I, if somebody I was into was doing that livestream and watching TV show and, and both in like that, I would, I would watch that. That's pretty cool. I feel like it's, like, the next level from live tweeting something. Right. Wouldn't let me answer another question. What happens when we miss a weekly episode of Tom Steve Dave that Sunday's yeah, if one is still getting delivered?

Yes, it's banked. Right. Yeah, even if we miss it if we miss a regular free episode of tell them Steve Dave your patreon Content will not be affected because it's so it's all banked. Okay. Got it. That's great That's why that's that's what really why our calls got so frosty because I was I was like we got a bank a lot of fucking content before we pull this off. Yeah, I was like no this motherfucker wanted to bank shit to carry us through for the next decade. I'm like I don't think we need that much and and I want it to be more timely. But it's fine. But it's just want to make sure that we have the way you can't pull the off. And you got to live. I think people would have had a problem if we did not give out the regular

episode on, you know, whatever counts for on time with us forever. We got I think once you're giving that, there's really nothing I'm going to complain about about don't buy the stuff if you don't want it. So you're anticipating not one dissent dissentive. Oh well we got a lot of assholes in the audience but I don't go to write it anymore so I don't know. Okay. I think it's gonna be all right. I think a lot of people are gonna be like you guys probably should have done this a couple years ago., yeah, we just have the time We know the time you didn't have a need I kind I like it because if anything the success of this is just ensuring that tolerance even Dave

It's fucking apparently never gonna die You know, and it makes it so like we can also use Money for like doing bigger projects and shit We want to do right and we can reinvest it. Fuck and look at how good elephants in the room came out like to have money to like Do you know we had to double the budget? Yeah Well, the the the convoc men Idea that we thought about the finale idea. I think you need some money to do it But yeah, like so that would be great yeah like investing that it'll be really

fun yeah yeah so that's it that's the that's not it that's it for Patreon yeah that's what I meant that's what I meant that's what I meant that's what when does that star patreon the oh yeah you get this okay the day at the day it launches yeah birthday of our nation July 4th July 4th get out of here what kind of firecracker is that yeah it's gonna go over and you hand people be a patriot be a patriot on it nice I'm trying to get them to me what we're talking about trying to get them to change their homepage patreon to us with a flag waiting on the patreon.

Oh, I love that that is that right there. Yeah, is a sign of a man who's putting some effort in. Yeah, he is. He came when he was coming up with with a pun. That's your first time. He came when he come it up with a pun Took me two weeks He came down when Brian Johnson is in the impractical Joker's movie that's no surprise And he fucking killed it. Yeah, dude. It's great. It's it's

Really really fucking funny after you left set. I got people a lot of people give me compliments on your Oh, yeah, it was fun. It was really yeah, you, you really killed your part that you had to do they're great And but he brought down microphones he brought down the recording stuff He set it up in his hotel room had me and gato come down. He was he was on him, and he's this is something But that's not the only No, I know what you people are thinking you're like oh oh man, so I have a month to save up, you know Have you not spent all your money on Metro Join patreon

This is the first that was impressive. Well the first time we're mentioning Metro Kickstarter on Tom's deep days So some listeners who may not even be aware that it's up there. It's right. We you know the comic book that Walt Myself and Colin Bunted been working on for a bit now. You know, you've been hearing about it for a while because like everything, you know, we learned that lesson the hard way, finished projects before you announce them. Making a corner. And we learned a very harsh lesson.

And also Colin is not corporate world in a treaty right now. Yeah, well, we did it and we brought Metro out. We got offers from a couple of different comparable companies, but none of them really were, one, I don't think the office weren't good. I just, well, some of them were attempting to censor, right? Yeah, there was really like,

the current climate people wanted to kind of put a clamp down on some of the content. And we can't have that. We knew that if it was interesting now, we'd rather just do it ourselves. So we finished the book and we put it up on Kickstarter, which is accurate so far. Absolutely. And it's been up for a week and it's already been over double, right? What we needed. Right.

So it's definitely happening. It's up on Kickstarter now. It's the only way to get the book with doing a hardcover version, a softcover version. We're doing special. We're into stretch goals now that are pretty cool. Signed artwork, right? You're doing, or announcing some more.

I'm really rambling a bit now. No, no, I mean, it's. You guys aren't doing sweatbands, I shouldn't right? No. But magic I'm really rambling a bit now. I mean, you guys aren't doing sweat bands, I shouldn't right now. But match it. Yeah, it's a comic book. It's a story that I kind of came up with when I was like in my 20s, I always wanted to kind of do it. I mentioned it to Colin and he instantly started adding things that made it, you know, actually good and made it like a comic book worthy kind of story that could really only be told in the medium. And I've always wanted to work with Walter.

You guys always caught a cut me out of your your comic project. So I said, fine, I'll do it myself. So what we have is a thank you. It's a 122 page full color graphic novel. That is again, I can't stress us enough. We got a we got a ninker who I really loved the way he inks over my pencils Phil Will and the amazing Wayne Janssen I absolutely adore this guy I wish he lived in New Jersey because I

would have him doing I would just be more collaborating with him on everything he's he's he's my spirit animal oh yeah you guys make a great team that's a compliment though I don't want to take it the wrong way I absolutely adore what he does yeah so open to you know me bouncing off like things hey how about doing this how about doing this and he could anything. I mean, you guys have killed it. I mean, the artwork, the coloring is fucking unbelievable in the but like everything, it's unbelievable. Is there a website or is it just, what, how do you find this thing? I think you just go, just go to Twitter, I guess, or if you just go to kickstarton type in metro kickstarton.com and type in metro it'll come up. And man it's uh I will say this like once Walt came on board I went back and rewrote a few things

to play to your strengths. Really? Yeah. Some of those some of those some of the some of the violence like the some of the uh the ultra violent stuff, some of the more horror-esque visuals. Or once I knew who I was dealing with in the art, I knew... It's a pretty violent book. I was looking at some of the pages because I have to ship out the pages for the backers. And I was like, wow, it's a pretty violent book and you know if you're not if you're into you know that violence first and gratuitous violence it tells a it's there for a reason it's ever a reason but it is why one comic company was like look man we just

can't do like literally the second page of the comic book they said you can't you got it's necrophilia yeah I'll I was at the exact reason it was like, you guys should do this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you guys had apps, I mean, I like, I, I, that didn't try to distance myself, but I didn't write this. But there's, there's some necrophilia in there that,

yeah, and I was like, woo, and I drew it, and that's, and of course, I tackled it with all it with every ounce of my fiber but I want it just on everyone's clear and did not write the sequence. Just a hired hand here. And Colin and I have like this is I think six issues right? Six issues? Five issues that was condensed into a graphic novel. Right.

Okay. We have like an overarching maybe like 80 80 issue story that we kind of want to tell in the world. 80 issues. We got a whole five of them are done. Five of them are done. Okay. We got uh yeah we had already know the ending of the whole story. We got some cool things coming up. This is just the beginning. This is like the introduction. It's not a trilogy. What would you call it in? It's just the origin story. But look, and just tell us, I mean, could there possibly be any more tell us if they have references in this without becoming distracting? Um, there are quite a few. There are a few, but I didn't feel they were distracting, but

then again, it's because I, I can't maybe. No, so we came to that line and we we told the line But there's there's a lot of talent Steve Dave In the background not in your face, but like if you're looking for him you can say little Easter eggs. Yeah, that's plenty of them But I'm very proud of it It's not a lot of money to get the digital copy and it's like $5 maybe for the digital kind maybe 10 Yeah Yeah, but I mean there's the soft cover to hard cover and I think you know there's a podcast that we reach a certain.

Yeah, it's one of the stretch goals. Yeah, there's a lot of cool stuff going on. It's already success. It's already fun that it's already happening. I mean there's really no difference when you you buying it from a store just buying it from us on Kickstarter. No, there's actually you can't get it in a store. Right. You're only going to be able to get it here. Exclusive.

Exclusive. So there you go. So yeah, please go to Kickstarter. It's called Metro. If you go to my Twitter, I'll be Q Quinn. The link is pinned to the top. That's good. Yeah, let people know that. Yeah, we never ask you for anything. We never really, you guys never really

hawk your twitters. You should do that now. Take this opportunity. Yeah. What's your big twitter? At BQ Quinn. What's yours, Brian? At Tellum Steve Dave. Yeah, I don't have one. No, I don't. I don't know. There's a barren von Flanagan Twitter account, but I love it. I think it's awesome, but I will say it's not me and maybe that's because the Baron and I are different beings. It's possible. It's possible that like when I go to sleep the Baron awakens. Did you see that as Fengoole coming down on it? Yeah. That's crazy.

I think there's a one to be called for one day for the two Titans of horror hosts. I take me face to face in a B in an end all battles, and one will survive. It would be so winter of virans accurately getting together. I'll shit on fucking Svenguili. I'll take him out. Van Gouli also I'll take him out. Yeah, so yeah, Metro. There you go. And then I think, I mean, is that all that we have to

spend the last? I know some ants are going, okay, well, I think I can get a second or third job at this point. So, what if I see as dehappeth? I know some answer go okay well I think I can get a second or third job at this point It's a good idea to have it. All right Brian went to the bathroom. So let me ask something would you rather than buy Metro or do the patron? Woo you are that's a Sophie's choice. Yeah. Oh my god.

They only got one reach to the wallet. Whoa. What do you want me to say? I want to hear your honest opinion. That is a question I would like to answer. I have no answer for that. I would feel like I was betraying one of you if I said that. I said, well, when you walked out, I said, all right,

so they can only support one product, which one should they do the patreon or well, they've already done it. I said, those Metro numbers. Yeah, yeah, and to everyone who will back the Metro should we put more money on our coffers or watch the age starved. Yeah. I know for a fact there's a food bank right down a corner from Yeah, I give any spoiled hand

Well, we'll sign that I used to go to TV show. Yeah, not now You got you got any five-day-old bread. Yeah, I'm not above Eating a five-day-old muffin clearly my standards are not Fucking Seedles everywhere. I'll just You're awful I'm gonna get a call later on take that Anything else yeah, there's just a couple more things I'm gonna be in call later on take that out. No, I don't even know. Alright, that's anything else? Yeah, there's just a couple more things. I'm gonna be in Washington on June 30th in July 1st.

Washington State of DC. With Washington State, me and Ming, and Muse will be there. It's the Washington State Fair and Event Center, the Puelep and Puelep Washington, Toy and Geek Fest or something like that. Sounds like fun. Something like that. It sounds like fun something like that and I think that it'll be the first time out out on a concert post cancellation news. Yeah people are gonna be fucking turning their back on me people now have a different

opinion on like you do you join the Like fuck you has been like that. I was it never was jerk on The stench of failure. Yeah, what a loser you are. Isn't that crazy like you do seven which is almost unheard of seven episodes of television series Seven seasons seven what did I say? I was so seasons. Yeah, seven seasons is a lot Yeah, that's a lot But there are people who when they hear will be celebrating it though. I good the fucking show we sucked Really what have you done from the lately world, though. I know.

That's what this Patreon shits about. If you're not in a current project, you're old news. You're old news. But you know what? If I'm like, maybe that shows off, but have you heard about the Tom Steve Dave financed? Find a lost episode?. Well it makes you feel better that the movie will come out and ruin the show so I'll be right there. Yeah I think that is it then. That should be everything.

You're going to have me back here. Oh man this is so fucking great. Are you going to be here next week? Yeah, this is a string of regular We're just back. Of regular episodes? I don't anticipate me missing an episode until... After Comic Con. Because I think I got to go to LA for that week. It's not July? Yeah. Oh, we can do two weeks.

So two weeks. No, we can do two episodes that we have. We have three more. Oh, we got a livestream, though. We got like three livestreams, you know? It's all right. You're gonna hold your phone like that. You put my phone there and we'll be on it. Let's go. Yeah, but the

live stream wouldn't even like it if we start your life when we start your life for it. It's like it has to be within the month. So it doesn't even have to be the first week. I'm sure we'll figure it out. I'm on to it. Yeah, we'll get it. We'll get it down. But no, I'm back. I'm just here, man. It's better than ever. Uh, I give me a couple of weeks. He's a hairy dude man. I talk to him a lot. Fuckin' dude, making the movie. I don't know why anybody makes a second movie. After doing one, I look at, I set it to the, like the crew. I'm like, I have so much more respect for movie people.

And this is a fucking rinky dink, fucking little movie. Like, I can't imagine, I can't imagine anybody making a movie and being like I'm gonna do another one of these speaking I know we've been going a long time but I would love to hear I know I mean it's some part of the listeners too would rather hear something than us trying to fucking shove shit down our throat do you see any any movies lately Avengers Infinity War oh I liked Infinity War I was into it, you didn't love it. I Mean I saw when it came out so maybe I'm just not remember but I was really into it. Yeah, I Adored it. I fell I fell in love with the with film again

Walk out of there and like Passion for film has been reunited. Would you take it as because I saw it mainly as a four guardians movie? Did you feel the same way? I felt it was just a celebration of a decade of that studio just you know and everybody got great face time everybody was treated with like like everybody just delivered something vital to that movie and I thought the Thor and the Guardians of Stuff was so good. I was actually the Iron Man and Dr. Strange is thinking of you after I'd watched it because I remember how you thought Rainer Rock was too joky and I thought

they leaned into that with the Thor Guardians of the movie. But you know what it was it was offset by how dark it was. How dark everything else was. So I needed that little bit of levity from that the Thor and the Guardians gave, but the breakneck speed of that movie from the moment it started to the moment it stopped. I've never seen a movie with that kind of pacing. And to pull it off as well as it did too. Like yeah, it was pretty great.

I really liked it yeah like I'm on back on board like I was kind of feeling like you know maybe maybe I'm past the Marvel movies but yeah that was so fucking great I have not I did yell at somebody in the theater the other day if you want to hear about that well yeah, yeah, I think I just know actually Marvel movie. It was not in a Marvel movie now. I went to see hereditary, the horror movie. I didn't hear of it. Yeah, it was pretty cool. I wasn't crazy about the ending. Yeah. You see the quiet place? I have not. I love that. No. All right, sorry. It was a pretty packed theater.

And these theaters are not big anymore because the chairs are so huge. Yeah, because you can lay down. Huge. Yeah. And like three rows ahead of me. Some person, I can't. It's a dark. So I can't tell who like you have.

It's a guy. A girl, whomever. Is texting non-stop. Screens lighting up. Screens going dark. Screens lighting up. Screens going dark. So I go out.

Because I'm like, I'm not going to say anything to them, because I go over, like you can't say anything to anyone anymore without the fear of like, oh, suddenly there's somebody's a video tape or recording it on the phone. They are just on the long hour road just trying to make your way home. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, trying to go home from your stagehand position. So like a little fucking bitch I go out and I tell the usher guy, I'm like, hey, this person is like, and it says it in the fucking beginning of the movie. What? So it's not like people are like, oh, I wasn't aware.

It's like, you don't give a fuck. You just don't care. So I go and I tell the usher and he is like, you know, maybe you can say something. I was like, what? Like what? You want me to fucking pop some popcorn for you to? Yeah, really? Do you want me to sweep up?

Do you want me to sell tickets? That's weird. But I said, what do you mean I can tell him? And like, well, you know, I can peek in or whatever. I said, is this some kind of corporate thing that, like, you're not allowed to say anything to anyone? And he's like, uh, really? And I was like, you can't. Wow.

Like, you mother fucker. Like, not him, but the corporation itself. Yeah, they don't want any flack. If we're telling people to follow a simple fucking rule. It's so hard to get people to go to movies nowadays. They don't want to, like, have somebody storm out. No, it's not that. They're afraid it's going to be the wrong person that they say something to. And then it's a whole fucking thing. I can't tell if it's a fucking guy or a girl, like by the hair.

I don't know if it's like one of those man buns or a regular bun. Should I go back on a sit down? I'm like, maybe they'll stop. They don't stop. Was it Sal? Because he does this a lot during does he? Oh, dude. That fucking he's got that giant screen. it's just fucking blasts like everybody. Now when you're watching let's

say in Fentymore. Yeah. The whole theater could have been texting I wouldn't even noticed it. Right because it's an action movie it's not a paste atmospheric horror movie. You just saw into it is what you're saying? Yeah. And it's super dark. Well, you know what I've started to do is unfortunate. It's a little bourgeoisie No, the opposite you know they have those fucking movie theaters I've started being you know like like a movie ticket is like 11 bucks But then if you pay like $ dollars you get like the fucking recliner right and there's only like thirty seats in it and still like that I that's what I do now but people that are paying that much fucking money I've never had a problem here's why you're wrong it was a theater

that's horrible yeah it was the recliner theater I don't think it's any more than a regular theater though no it's the ticket price that that that will take a price is more. I'm telling this like 30 dollars to see a movie. Oh, this is a different type of theater. The other time the people who pay the 30 dollars are not gonna fucking like I sit down I'm like I paid 30 bucks this better be a fucking good. So I'm not sitting there taxing it. Well, if this Patreon does well I might go see a movie with you You should man in Manhattan. There's some fucking pretty good theaters But there I do that couldn't take it anymore. I could not take this rude-ass mother fucker whoever they were

As her point I stood up and I was like Excuse me. Can you stop texting it is distracting to everyone around you Real out and that phone went off and it didn't come back. And when the lights went up, it was like some college girl. It was like a shit, some Greek shirt on. And she was like, I don't know, maybe 21, 20, 20, so it's in early 20s. But I'm like, what the fuck, man? Like why can't like check an Instagram mess at least don't this Freak and shit didn't the goddamn screen get Apple watch or just don't do it spend an hour and a half Away from your fucking phone and the fucking people that you're not with or at least go to the back of the theater and do it Like if you want to go to the back of the theater and stand there and do it. I don't give a shit traditionally what a hand job is having

So yeah, you give somebody a hand job back there. So yeah, you can give somebody a hand job while you're back there. It's hex with Warren. C3PO style. So yeah, I'm like, I don't want to go to the movies anymore. I don't want to go to these places that I have to fucking. Humanity. It's everywhere. It's everywhere, man.

I went to fucking Pet Smart. I'm like, do you sell those gloves that are like, that will take care of a cat, you know? They're great. I had to order it online, which is what he told me to do. He's like, like we'll take hair off a cat, you know, they're great. I had to order it online, which is what he told me to do. He's like, nah, if it's not over there, it might be on one of these end caps. And I'm like, you're not doing anything,

maybe help me look for it, asshole. But I'm like, all right, I'll just go online and I'll never come back to PetSmart again because I don't wanna fucking deal with these fucking people. It's like, we've had this discussion. Nobody wants to do their job. Nobody wants to do their job.

Just don't wanna do it. Which I understand. Except for us for Patreon. Let me tell you something. You are not going to have that problem with us. Not at all. You know, at least for the next five months. If you start like in like that live stream, you just do it in movie theaters. Like, people around you. Hey, why not? It's a fucking free for all. Yeah, I go on. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then.

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And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And You turn me green with envy when I see you round with my dream girl. See I can buy me a mansion but we'd still be playing your little world. They always call you a hero, but nobody cares how I feel. I'm always second fiddle, a third wheel. I'm always second play, or a third wheel.

She got to me a motel through invited life, and now you've got to left me for dead. The scarlet letters yours but the curse she is mine with a big ring to the owl on my head. A brother of mine please tell me she worth it. She's always getting kidnapped. We're gotten this deep-fired dream as a day But you know she'll end up with a monster How many wives have he stepped on? Just to get across a Finnish line

Of any time that you left, maybe hide Just to get your girl in record time How many times have you hitched your ride Just to drop your best friend in a bit I know I've helped you get your pretty little beach but man I think I'm ready to quit She got to meet a moto ruined my life and now you've got to left me for dead The scarlet letters yours but the curse she is mine with a big ring to the owl on my head A brother of mine, please tell me she's worth it She's only got to get in that

We're gotten a deep five dream of the day We know she'll land up with the monster Monster, monster, monster She got me a motor in my life And now you're gonna let me dead The scarlet letters yours, but the curse she is mine With a big ring to the owl on my head A brother of mine, please tell me she's worth it She's always a kid, that we're gotten a deep pile of dreams as a day But you know she'll end up with a monster

Monster monster monster They always call you a hero But nobody cares how I feel I'm always second player! I'm always second player! Alright, we're here with the... final installment of Dislexia, get him. Final installment. I have decided...

Is that mean it's the first installment? dyslexia get them final installment I have decided I decided to end dyslexia little buttons at the end of the show you're out of skulls I mean no I stopped giving out skulls a while ago where I was giving away 8 by 10 glossies of the barren one week I gave them yeah right about lost these and I was giving away the the baseball tees which with the black light lettering very nice shirt. Yeah, but Sadly, they never got any in my size. So but this week we only had two people two two people I'm maybe three three people email in two of which got it right three people emailing in she tells me It's it's time to kill it. It's the interest levels just not there. Maybe it's

I don't know, maybe it's the interest level, maybe it's I don't know, I'm not going to put down the listeners. I mean they're not unilateral thinkers, there's nothing, I mean, there's nothing, not everybody is. Not everybody can be 148. But I do want to give props to the two people who got it because apparently this was the hardest dyslexia clues ever Three people emailed in one person was so off the charts what it was laughable I'm not even gonna mention his name because I don't want it to embarrass him in front of his family or friends, but Matthew

Matthew Medirios and Richard St. John they were the winners last week and here's what the clues were when are Richard's in relation to um Claire St. John and who's that? I don't know isn't she like a famous actress? no please 148 you're

you're allowing to get this over with final dyslexia. She'll say John she'll say. Rock Ming Earthy was wood cliff lake. Oh, a cliff lake. Okay. The opposite of Ming was cliff. That was obviously if you had to be paying attention. Obviously that's not a sanctioned.

That was just an introduction for my own personal amusement. So there's a one true three dyslexia crossover. Yeah. Clue number two was Gabe Offsky. And that was Haydenfield. Haydenfield. And Haydenfield. OK.

And get it Gabe Offsky. And Pauper, Owlens, was Prince, Ton, Princeton. OK. And what are those? What three of those are what, Gatom? Oh, there are towns, okay. And what are those? Well, three of those are what, can't. Oh, there are towns in your church, aren't they? Correct, 148. As usual, 148 in your...

My name is Agriple Knowledge is immense. So that is it for the dyslexia, for all those winners. I mean, that they use... I'm sure, I'm sure Q and, um, prior happy. There's a dyslexia Hall of Fame and I believe one day there will be Richard St. John and Matthew Madd

Deereos. Do you guys are going to be in there in the wing of the listener wing, the creator wing obviously will just be you, me in 148. With a brilliant light behind us, blinding everyone with our... How tall should the statue's been? I would say at least 20 feet. Because we need to be able to look down upon everyone. Outside or inside, should they give me 20-foot tall statue, you're going to have to have them. It's going to be inside and again, I don't have a light behind of the shine down, and then the winner's wing would be almost level with our heads. So you

have to go, you have to ascend to where their knowledge is. It's almost on level with ours. Brian Q. Monee, they're't even eligible to take tickets at the Hall of Fame entrance. Both their pictures are on the floor in the bathroom. We're in the toilet. You're on the up. You got to fill it up a little when you think. So that's it for this lecture. I hope you guys enjoyed playing and maybe if there's an outcry, maybe I'll bring it back, but unlikely. I think you, I think you had a no when to fold

them and go out on top. Sell Sir, only at smodcast.com.